Lionel Nation - Lionel’s Central Park Walking Tour: Raw Real and Completely Uncensored
Aired: 2025-05-01
Duration: 37:20


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[00:01:31]  Central Park.
[00:01:33]  Oh yeah, baby.
[00:01:35]  Let me turn this around.
[00:01:36]  You don't want to see me.
[00:01:37]  This is a good one.
[00:01:40]  Buy the buy.
[00:01:42]  I gotta stop seeing buy the buy.
[00:01:44]  Check out this monstrosity.
[00:01:45]  Can you see this?
[00:01:46]  Absolute hideousness.
[00:01:49]  this is right here at the corner of 50 8th
[00:01:59]  This is Columbus Circle.
[00:02:03]  This is where, in 1971, Joe Columbo was shot three times.
[00:02:10]  And that famous Joey Gallo was involved in it.
[00:02:16]  They had this black shooter they recruited who was shot within a millisecond.
[00:02:23]  This is the Museum of Art and Design.
[00:02:28]  Very funky place.
[00:02:29]  Couldn't tell you exactly what it is, but I've been in there a number of times.
[00:02:34]  And it's very nice, various events.
[00:02:36]  But this is if you've got absolutely nothing better to do.
[00:02:41]  First, this is what makes New York, I still say, the carts and the dirty water dogs.
[00:02:50]  And I hope you're having a good time.
[00:02:55]  Why? Look at that.
[00:02:57]  A view of this.
[00:02:58]  Stay. you
[00:03:04]  Boycotting Joe Columbo.
[00:03:06]  Boy, this is risky.
[00:03:07]  This is...
[00:03:09]  They plan on boycotting Columbus.
[00:03:15]  I admit this.
[00:03:17]  I'm spinning around like a dervish.
[00:03:19]  I'm not even sure what that dervish is.
[00:03:23]  But...
[00:03:25]  Is this merchants?
[00:03:28]  First you will see people holding bike rentals.
[00:03:43]  We have a lot of time.
[00:03:44]  Look at that.
[00:03:47]  This is what used to be called Time Warner.
[00:03:56]  There it is.
[00:03:57]  Columbia Circle, right there.
[00:04:00]  And you'll always know it there by that gold globe, or the silver globe.
[00:04:10]  See this?
[00:04:11]  The last thing sold by foreign, hardworking foreigners.
[00:04:15]  The last thing sold by foreign, hardworking foreigners.
[00:04:47]  Any reaction?
[00:04:48]  Let me see this.
[00:04:51]  Can I get a five by five or something?
[00:04:55]  I want to make sure I'm not wasting my time with this.
[00:05:00]  Oh, there we go.
[00:05:00]  There we go.
[00:05:02]  Hi, Lionel.
[00:05:03]  Very good.
[00:05:04]  That's good.
[00:05:05]  I know how he feels.
[00:05:07]  Believe me.
[00:05:10]  Let's go into the park.
[00:05:12]  Do I see anybody?
[00:05:13]  Yes, yes.
[00:05:14]  Give me a 5x5.
[00:05:16]  Let's do a roll call.
[00:05:17]  Where is everybody from?
[00:05:19]  This is a park ranger.
[00:05:22]  Thank you.
[00:05:23]  Thank you for your service.
[00:05:25]  See that?
[00:05:26]  I always say that.
[00:05:29]  Very safe.
[00:05:30]  Families galore.
[00:05:32]  Look at this thingy.
[00:05:35]  Remember I told you this the other day?
[00:05:37]  There are the indiscriminate...
[00:05:39]  I shouldn't say indiscriminate.
[00:05:41]  Kind of a generic.
[00:05:42]  Either South American...
[00:05:44]  I always wonder if it's labor trafficking.
[00:05:46]  But they sell churros and...
[00:05:49]  They always have children with them.
[00:05:52]  Very sad.
[00:05:54]  Back to back, they sell churros and cut up fruit.
[00:06:00]  Wow, this is beautiful.
[00:06:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:06:03]  This is gorgeous stuff here.
[00:06:05]  I'm going to take you to...
[00:06:07]  If we go down here to the left, which, that way, Tavern in the Green.
[00:06:16]  Eh.
[00:06:17]  But I want to take you to the place where I'm sure you've seen if you've watched movies like Kramer vs.
[00:06:22]  Kramer.
[00:06:24]  I cannot put into words how beautiful this is today.
[00:06:28]  I cannot explicate limb, expatiate how beautiful it is.
[00:06:36]  Look at this.
[00:06:38]  We can show you everything in one hour.
[00:06:39]  You know how expensive these things are?
[00:06:42]  Don't ever.
[00:06:44]  The horses?
[00:06:45]  Eh.
[00:06:46]  Okay.
[00:06:48]  See, the beautiful thing about the horse is you sit behind the horse and you smell just fumes of horse shit.
[00:06:54]  Because there's a bag.
[00:06:56]  Uh-oh, here comes the heat.
[00:06:57]  There comes the heat.
[00:06:59]  There's a bag that collects the horse dung, the manure, and it's right in front of you.
[00:07:07]  So, consequently, when you are sitting in it, Oh, let me stop right now.
[00:07:14]  And please, let me just say this right after that.
[00:07:17]  Let me make sure you see this.
[00:07:20]  I'm sorry I'm rambling.
[00:07:22]  I realize that.
[00:07:23]  I can't help it.
[00:07:24]  Okay, enough of that.
[00:07:26]  This is the famous Essex house.
[00:07:30]  You might have seen this.
[00:07:32]  Remember that famous photo?
[00:07:34]  Isn't this gorgeous?
[00:07:36]  Oh, God.
[00:07:37]  This is beautiful.
[00:07:38]  The famous photos...
[00:07:41]  Of these workers high up on beams eating their lunch.
[00:07:45]  It was right at the Essex house.
[00:07:48]  This is Central Park South.
[00:07:50]  What you're facing right now.
[00:07:54]  Tony Bennett lived there.
[00:07:57]  I can't tell you how expensive this is.
[00:08:00]  Words.
[00:08:01]  There is not an amount of money that can explain.
[00:08:06]  Look at these people lounging about.
[00:08:09]  Beautiful.
[00:08:12]  Beautiful.
[00:08:12]  Birds chirping.
[00:08:15]  As long as you hear birds, that's a good sign.
[00:08:19]  Check my power.
[00:08:22]  Checking your words and comments.
[00:08:27]  Central Park is too elitist.
[00:08:30]  That's a decent troll, but you can do better than that.
[00:08:32]  Let me ask you something.
[00:08:34]  I know you don't mean what you say.
[00:08:35]  That's okay.
[00:08:36]  I'll work with you.
[00:08:36]  Does this look elitist to you?
[00:08:38]  Of course not.
[00:08:40]  People are motivated by a variety of different things, and I understand it.
[00:08:45]  Jealousy.
[00:08:46]  And the desire to be funny.
[00:08:49]  It really motivates people.
[00:08:51]  And I'm here to help.
[00:08:52]  Anything I can do to sharpen your comedy chops, I'm here to help.
[00:08:57]  So you just feel free.
[00:08:58]  Just be cordial.
[00:09:00]  That's all.
[00:09:02]  You can say whatever you want about me.
[00:09:04]  I don't care.
[00:09:05]  But just be nice to each other.
[00:09:10]  Ah, the smell of horse shit.
[00:09:12]  It's beautiful.
[00:09:16]  Let's go in here.
[00:09:19]  Shall we?
[00:09:20]  What do you see?
[00:09:22]  I don't really read the...
[00:09:24]  Should we tip the stripper?
[00:09:29]  Love in the comments.
[00:09:31]  Some good stuff.
[00:09:32]  A lot of rambunctious riposte and rebarbative comebacks.
[00:09:37]  That's good.
[00:09:39]  That's good.
[00:09:41]  I don't know what this is.
[00:09:43]  But, uh, okay.
[00:09:48]  I think that was a dress.
[00:09:50]  Nothing wrong with that?
[00:09:52]  Or be it for me to look up.
[00:09:57]  There we go.
[00:09:58]  When people walk with their heads down, I want to scream.
[00:10:02]  Seriously.
[00:10:03]  Oh, by the by, Sean Atwood later today, about 3 p.m., 3 p.m. or so, Eastern Time.
[00:10:12]  We're going to be talking about this, quote, Jouffre Note.
[00:10:18]  Now, do you see this right here?
[00:10:22]  $15 caricature for kids.
[00:10:24]  Isn't that nice?
[00:10:25]  Only one problem.
[00:10:27]  The person who is drawing did not do that.
[00:10:32]  Somebody else did?
[00:10:33]  Which is okay.
[00:10:36]  Elitist, huh?
[00:10:40]  Just beautiful, beauteous.
[00:10:44]  Robbery odds, 50-50.
[00:10:46]  Again, this is, what is this, cold, hard Toronto.
[00:10:49]  Toronto, I can't believe what a pussy you are.
[00:10:51]  If this scares you, dude, I, uh, we've got to toughen you up.
[00:10:57]  People love to be, this is nothing.
[00:11:00]  Where I have felt really serious fear, Philly.
[00:11:06]  Not here, ever.
[00:11:07]  Ever.
[00:11:09]  My God.
[00:11:11]  The verdure.
[00:11:12]  The green.
[00:11:14]  Let's see what else is.
[00:11:17]  Alright, listen.
[00:11:18]  Let me explain something.
[00:11:19]  I want you to dig what I'm saying.
[00:11:21]  I love when people come out and say stuff.
[00:11:25]  And I mean that.
[00:11:27]  It doesn't have to be good or accurate.
[00:11:29]  I don't care about disinformation or data information.
[00:11:33]  I really don't care.
[00:11:35]  It doesn't matter to me.
[00:11:36]  As long as you are cordial to each other.
[00:11:40]  Say what you want about me.
[00:11:41]  I don't care.
[00:11:43]  Somebody before asked me, out of nowhere, talking about Virginia Dufresne, are you Jewish?
[00:11:49]  What does this have to do with anything?
[00:11:54]  And depending upon who asked me, I changed the subject.
[00:11:57]  Of course, as I've told you a million times, I'm a retired Catholic.
[00:12:02]  And have many, many Jewish friends, but no, I am not.
[00:12:08]  I'm not Jewish.
[00:12:12]  This is...
[00:12:13]  I want to show you some good stuff here.
[00:12:15]  I hope you're having fun.
[00:12:16]  You don't have to watch this, by the way.
[00:12:18]  Nobody is compelling.
[00:12:22]  I'm sorry that I'm not reading the notes.
[00:12:27]  It's too hard.
[00:12:28]  I'm going to walk into something.
[00:12:31]  Always the people looking at their phone.
[00:12:38]  What the hell am I doing?
[00:12:43]  Japanese?
[00:12:48]  Okay, here we go.
[00:12:50]  Here we go.
[00:12:51]  I'm going to try my best.
[00:12:54]  There's something about the smell of trees and breeze and...
[00:13:01]  What am I trying to say?
[00:13:06]  Just...
[00:13:06]  I've got these great Fresnel lenses.
[00:13:11]  And this is what, by the way, this is what Hillary Clinton wore.
[00:13:14]  Not them.
[00:13:16]  Look at these poor people.
[00:13:17]  They suck.
[00:13:20]  One thing, by the way.
[00:13:23]  That picture, if ever she robs a bank, she better hope they circulate that picture.
[00:13:29]  They'll never find her.
[00:13:31]  It looks nothing like her.
[00:13:34]  Don't ever get a picture.
[00:13:36]  No matter the inclination.
[00:13:40]  Because another thing, you sit there forever waiting for this slowpoke to get through with this.
[00:13:51]  What was I saying?
[00:13:53]  I'm sure it was brilliant.
[00:13:57]  I'm just digging this.
[00:14:00]  You know, you've actually motivated me to get out.
[00:14:04]  I was going to do a Jouffre video and I thought, you know, I'm really getting kind of tired.
[00:14:09]  I feel so sorry for her.
[00:14:12]  I don't know if they killed her.
[00:14:15]  I have no reason to believe it because there's no evidence of it.
[00:14:20]  But I'm not buying...
[00:14:21]  Oh, did you read this?
[00:14:23]  We'll talk about that later with Sean.
[00:14:24]  They said, she left a note.
[00:14:26]  She left a note, not a suicide note.
[00:14:28]  She just left a note.
[00:14:29]  She left a note.
[00:14:30]  Now dig this.
[00:14:32]  For people who were fighting and trying to gain courage, she left a note of encouragement which I think militates against the notion of her having committed suicide.

=== Garrett's Warholian People (15:39) ===

[00:14:49]  All of the extraneous collateral evidence point to her not killing herself.
[00:15:03]  Elitist, huh?
[00:15:05]  Check this guy out.
[00:15:06]  Is that an elite?
[00:15:07]  You think?
[00:15:10]  See all these people?
[00:15:12]  Older folks?
[00:15:13]  Do they look frightened?
[00:15:17]  Imagine just being one of them.
[00:15:18]  Come on.
[00:15:19]  Leaving your home.
[00:15:20]  Leaving your apartment.
[00:15:22]  Just pulling up a piece of grass.
[00:15:29]  Or is that chewing on a piece of grass?
[00:15:30]  Ventura Highway.
[00:15:32]  See this new building, this new construction?
[00:15:35]  I don't know who.
[00:15:36]  That's the Upper West Side.
[00:15:38]  That's not too far from where Regis lived.
[00:15:40]  What a guy.
[00:15:42]  You would have loved him.
[00:15:45]  I mean, I'm not name-dropping.
[00:15:47]  I love that guy.
[00:15:50]  We had so much fun meeting for lunch.
[00:15:55]  Coming up here is the carousel, the famous carousel.
[00:15:57]  Have you heard about that?
[00:16:00]  Can you see it?
[00:16:01]  Let's see if we can get near it.
[00:16:05]  It's great to see kids run and play and just enjoy being a kid.
[00:16:14]  I can't say that enough.
[00:16:16]  Now look at this thing.
[00:16:18]  I want to see Joe Rogan do a special on where'd that rock come from?
[00:16:22]  Where'd that boulder?
[00:16:23]  You know that big dude he has with a white beard?
[00:16:27]  They give you three hours.
[00:16:28]  Along with Dave Smith talking about Zionism.
[00:16:32]  Do you want to put me to sleep?
[00:16:34]  Listen, between you and me, I know it's critical, but I just cannot hear any more about genocide.
[00:16:43]  I can't.
[00:16:44]  I swear to you.
[00:16:47]  Because I've heard the argument, thank you.
[00:16:50]  I understand what you're saying, thank you.
[00:16:52]  Anti-Semitism, got it.
[00:16:54]  Got it.
[00:16:56]  Genocide, ICC, ICJ, got it.
[00:16:59]  Christian Zionism.
[00:17:00]  Got it.
[00:17:01]  I understand it.
[00:17:03]  Got it.
[00:17:04]  But please, enough.
[00:17:06]  Douglas Murray.
[00:17:08]  Dear God, no.
[00:17:10]  This is the carousel.
[00:17:12]  Let's get close, shall we?
[00:17:19]  Imagine, what do you do?
[00:17:20]  I run security at the carousel.
[00:17:24]  Let's see if we get this.
[00:17:26]  These horses are so...
[00:17:28]  Oh.
[00:17:32]  Here we go.
[00:17:33]  Watch this.
[00:17:35]  Thank you, Teresa Skinner.
[00:17:37]  Thank you.
[00:17:40]  Look at this little girl.
[00:17:42]  Look at this.
[00:17:42]  cute
[00:17:48]  You do a good job.
[00:17:52]  You do a good job.
[00:17:54]  Charge of security.
[00:17:56]  How long have you been doing this?
[00:18:01]  Oh, it's beautiful.
[00:18:04]  Look how happy they are.
[00:18:06]  Now tell me.
[00:18:08]  Don't you dig this?
[00:18:10]  I know, say something smart.
[00:18:12]  Come on, say something smart.
[00:18:14]  Come on, all you funny guys out there.
[00:18:18]  But you were a kid.
[00:18:19]  All of these painted wooden horses.
[00:18:22]  I'm getting dizzy already.
[00:18:25]  Dizzy, I had to spin it.
[00:18:27]  Like a whirlpool.
[00:18:27]  Tommy Rowe, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:18:30]  Alrighty.
[00:18:34]  I always think of those great...
[00:18:36]  Enough of that.
[00:18:37]  I'm winded.
[00:18:39]  I love the classic horror films where they speed up the horses and they lose control.
[00:18:49]  Every kid is the same.
[00:18:52]  I don't care what country.
[00:18:54]  I don't care where they're from.
[00:18:57]  Kids are kids.
[00:18:58]  And they're beautiful.
[00:19:00]  And they're precious.
[00:19:01]  And anybody who puts a hand on a kid...
[00:19:04]  I have an appointment with you.
[00:19:08]  With my soldering iron.
[00:19:11]  Do the math.
[00:19:13]  Okay, let me see.
[00:19:18]  Beautiful ladies and gentlemen I
[00:19:31]  You know what he's saying?
[00:19:35]  He's saying, don't let those bastards in the chat bother you.
[00:19:39]  No, no, that's what he said, seriously.
[00:19:41]  Don't let the bastards in the chat bother you.
[00:19:46]  I always think labor, labor trafficking.
[00:19:50]  That's terrible, I shouldn't say that.
[00:19:52]  How do you know?
[00:19:54]  I mean, how do you know?
[00:19:57]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:59]  Talk amongst yourselves.
[00:20:00]  Don't stop.
[00:20:03]  It said that I'm not like I'm different because I can do the
[00:20:07]  Look at this, elitist.
[00:20:09]  More elitist.
[00:20:15]  Are you catching the stairs?
[00:20:17]  Visit me or what?
[00:20:19]  Not that I care.
[00:20:21]  But you get this look of...
[00:20:23]  Is he taking a picture?
[00:20:28]  Expectation of privacy, baby.
[00:20:30]  Open view.
[00:20:32]  Open air.
[00:20:35]  Here we go more of these people.
[00:20:38]  See?
[00:20:39]  Central Park.
[00:20:40]  Checking it out.
[00:20:42]  Making sure everything's groovy.
[00:20:44]  This is, I think, I can't be part of the zoo, is it?
[00:20:51]  No.
[00:20:53]  Central Park Zoo, I don't care.
[00:20:55]  Central Park Zoo, I do not like.
[00:20:59]  I hate zoos.
[00:21:01]  Hate them.
[00:21:03]  Hate them.
[00:21:06]  This is what I wanted to show you.
[00:21:10]  Are you hearing the lamp?
[00:21:12]  I don't know if you can hear this.
[00:21:13]  Can you hear?
[00:21:14]  I've got earbud.
[00:21:16]  Never the Wi-Fi, just the cord.
[00:21:20]  But you hear every...
[00:21:22]  Language, or you think.
[00:21:25]  Look at that guy called him an asshole.
[00:21:28]  Hope you saw that collision.
[00:21:30]  I'm rambling.
[00:21:32]  I'm a rambling man.
[00:21:33]  Greg, Greg Allman's at it, guys.
[00:21:38]  Phones like this.
[00:21:40]  Seriously, gave the ambulatory schizophrenic a way of fitting in.
[00:21:44]  I told you my thought about giving out old broken earpieces to the insane.
[00:21:50]  Now this Remember the movie Kramer vs.
[00:21:55]  Kramer, where he taught his son how to ride a bike?
[00:22:00]  Oh, let's dig this.
[00:22:04]  Wow!
[00:22:07]  With gloves.
[00:22:11]  This is Pianist Angelo.
[00:22:17]  What's with the clubs?
[00:22:19]  Feeling nervous?
[00:22:32]  Feeling anxious?
[00:22:34]  Let Angelo pick up the pace of your anxiety.
[00:22:40]  Missing that deadline?
[00:22:42]  Your spouse is about to walk out?
[00:22:44]  Let Angelo play a few songs for you.
[00:22:46]  You'll be climbing a bell tower before you know it.
[00:22:51]  This is it, my friends.
[00:22:53]  This is the Hall of Poets.
[00:22:55]  There's Billy Shakespeare.
[00:23:00]  Can you see Shakespeare there?
[00:23:02]  I think that's Shakespeare.
[00:23:03]  I'm not going over there.
[00:23:06]  Again, remember New York?
[00:23:08]  No writing.
[00:23:10]  This is called The Mall.
[00:23:13]  When you read this, it says, The Mall Literary Walk.
[00:23:15]  The restoration of this landscape was made possible through the generosity of Ann Burnett and Charlestown.
[00:23:23]  This is the Literary Walk.
[00:23:28]  This is great, my friends.
[00:23:29]  You can endow a tree.
[00:23:31]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:23:33]  And well-endowed trees are even better.
[00:23:35]  Honor someone with a living tribute by endowing a tree.
[00:23:39]  Okay.
[00:23:41]  Robert Burns.
[00:23:43]  Ladies and gentlemen.
[00:23:45]  Walter Scott.
[00:23:49]  You might have heard about him.
[00:23:50]  He's been in all the papers.
[00:23:51]  Sir Walter Scott to you.
[00:23:53]  Thank you.
[00:23:55]  This is where, at one scene, where he was learning to ride the bike.
[00:24:01]  This is, I really dig this.
[00:24:03]  I know, say something smart.
[00:24:05]  Come on.
[00:24:06]  Come on.
[00:24:09]  Look at this.
[00:24:09]  Here we go.
[00:24:10]  Oh, you're going to love this one.
[00:24:11]  Israeli Defense Comics.
[00:24:14]  Watch it.
[00:24:15]  Watch it.
[00:24:19]  Smashing through, Bibi came face to face with the Ayatollah.
[00:24:22]  Okay.
[00:24:23]  All right.
[00:24:25]  Fair enough.
[00:24:28]  Fair enough.
[00:24:30]  I know what you're going to say.
[00:24:32]  I know.
[00:24:35]  I don't know what the hell this is.
[00:24:37]  I like things where you're not sure exactly what it is.
[00:24:41]  Before you even ask how much, you say, what the hell is this?
[00:24:46]  What is this?
[00:24:51]  Oh, a little woolen...
[00:24:52]  That's very nice.
[00:24:56]  Not really.
[00:24:58]  Polaroid portraits, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:25:01]  Why am I saying ladies and gentlemen?
[00:25:04]  I should take a picture of this guy.
[00:25:09]  Women's rights pioneers, Sojourner Truth, Susan Bianchi, and Elizabeth Cady Stanton.
[00:25:17]  Are you digging this?
[00:25:19]  I just realized one thing.
[00:25:21]  You're not going to believe what I'm saying.
[00:25:23]  I haven't even been looking at the screen.
[00:25:25]  So for all you know...
[00:25:26]  I could have been taking pictures of the ground.
[00:25:29]  Because remember, this is about me, not you.
[00:25:34]  This is Fitzgreen Halleck.
[00:25:38]  One of my favorites.
[00:25:41]  Because when you think literary great, Fitzgreen Halleck comes to mind.
[00:25:47]  This started off as a good idea.
[00:25:49]  Kind of a Warholian type of thing.
[00:25:53]  Take something you know.
[00:25:55]  And just futz it up with paint.
[00:25:58]  Are we having fun?
[00:25:59]  Let me see some numbers.
[00:26:00]  Give me a one.
[00:26:00]  Are we having fun?
[00:26:02]  I'm doing this for my sister, by the way.
[00:26:04]  Bless her heart.
[00:26:05]  She's a shutter.
[00:26:07]  She tells me she likes to watch this.
[00:26:08]  I'm doing this for her.
[00:26:09]  It's not about you.
[00:26:11]  But keep those cards and letters coming, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:26:14]  I don't know what this is.
[00:26:20]  Oh, holograms.
[00:26:22]  There's Kobe and there's Michael.
[00:26:26]  Can you see that?
[00:26:30]  Wait a minute.
[00:26:32]  Okay.
[00:26:33]  I'm not going to make fun of any kind of neuromuscular anomalies.
[00:26:39]  This is it, my friends, right here.
[00:26:41]  Can you see the sign that applies to me?
[00:26:43]  I'm going to move up carefully.
[00:26:45]  Move up slowly.
[00:26:47]  Tell me.
[00:26:47]  Tell me.
[00:26:49]  Tell me if you see the sign.
[00:26:52]  That's it, my friends, right there.
[00:26:54]  Fart zone.
[00:26:59]  Let me read what you're saying.
[00:27:05]  Okay.
[00:27:16]  Can you hear birds?
[00:27:19]  I'm gonna stop for a second.
[00:27:26]  Read what you're saying.
[00:27:27]  read what you're commenting on.
[00:27:35]  Let's say.
[00:27:39]  Okay, what do you think?
[00:27:40]  Are you having fun?
[00:27:42]  Should I continue?
[00:27:43]  Be honest with me.
[00:27:44]  Be honest.
[00:27:45]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:27:48]  You're thinking, I've got, what, about 107 people here.
[00:27:51]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:27:52]  You're thinking, what am I doing?
[00:27:53]  Should I continue?
[00:27:55]  If it's a problem, let me know.
[00:27:57]  I mean, I could just listen to music.
[00:28:00]  Do you like this?
[00:28:03]  I wish I could show you some of the people.
[00:28:07]  It's neat.
[00:28:08]  I like that.
[00:28:08]  It's great.
[00:28:08]  All right.
[00:28:09]  That's all I need.
[00:28:10]  Come on.
[00:28:11]  Any good trollers?
[00:28:12]  You can do better than that.
[00:28:12]  Come on.
[00:28:13]  Let's go.
[00:28:13]  I'm looking.
[00:28:20]  Queeps.
[00:28:20]  Listen.
[00:28:21]  You've got to understand something.
[00:28:23]  I love really filthy stuff.
[00:28:28]  Trolling.
[00:28:30]  That's how I got into radio.
[00:28:32]  We used to call it being a chronic.
[00:28:34]  But this stuff is really lame.
[00:28:37]  I got to work with you on it.
[00:28:40]  What time is it?
[00:28:40]  12:54?
[00:28:45]  Oh, yes.
[00:28:47]  I'm going to show you another spot that you may have seen.
[00:28:54]  By the way, here's Meet the Author.
[00:28:59]  This is Garrett Rule Robinson.
[00:29:01]  You can meet him.
[00:29:06]  I don't know what this is.
[00:29:07]  This is Goth meets Roaring Twenties.
[00:29:14]  Like the look.
[00:29:18]  Remember Goth?
[00:29:19]  I always liked them.
[00:29:22]  What do they want?
[00:29:23]  Didn't bother anybody?
[00:29:25]  When I was in LA, I remember.
[00:29:27]  Did you hear this?
[00:29:29]  When I was in LA, I can't remember.
[00:29:35]  Kardashian-esque.
[00:29:37]  Anyway, the goth I used to really like.
[00:29:39]  They had black makeup, black clothes, black everything.
[00:29:44]  Black, white face, black.
[00:29:47]  I mean, they were dour.
[00:29:52]  They look morose, moribund, funereal, adorned in black.
[00:29:59]  But, you know, I kind of dug it.
[00:30:03]  What are you protesting?
[00:30:04]  What are you rebelling against?
[00:30:05]  What do you got?
[00:30:10]  Okay.
[00:30:11]  Watch it.

=== Shut Up, Murray (01:41) ===

[00:30:13]  Watch what you're saying, my friend.
[00:30:16]  Watch what you're saying.
[00:30:17]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:30:18]  Oh, yeah.
[00:30:20]  Here is, of course.
[00:30:22]  And they say this with all due respect.
[00:30:24]  You can get a half-assed saxophone player.
[00:30:28]  Okay?
[00:30:29]  Take somebody who is exactly the same degree of half-assedness, have them be black, different story.
[00:30:38]  It's like blues people.
[00:30:41]  See what I'm saying?
[00:30:43]  I'm sure he's fine.
[00:30:48]  I used to also get annoyed.
[00:30:51]  By white people, all of a sudden pretending they were black bluesmen, wearing the pork pie hat, saying things like, all right, I dig it, the cat.
[00:31:00]  Shut up.
[00:31:02]  Murray, why are you talking like that?
[00:31:03]  I don't know.
[00:31:04]  Okay, I digs it.
[00:31:06]  Stop it.
[00:31:08]  Scatman Crothers channeling.
[00:31:10]  This is also a very, this is the band show.
[00:31:15]  This is very famous, I guess, to some folks.
[00:31:22]  See this man?
[00:31:23]  You gave up.
[00:31:26]  You may or may not have seen this.
[00:31:29]  Maybe it's me.
[00:31:29]  Maybe I've seen it.
[00:31:34]  Keep it alive.
[00:31:35]  Keep the music alive.
[00:31:37]  Keep the music alive, sir.

=== Let's Explore the Boathouse (05:04) ===

[00:31:43]  I don't know what that means.
[00:31:45]  See, I'm doing the same thing.
[00:31:46]  I make these gratuitous comments, keeping it real, keeping it alive.
[00:31:50]  It's the style of my study.
[00:31:51]  I'm doing the same thing.
[00:31:54]  I wouldn't talk like that.
[00:31:55]  I wouldn't walk up to a cellist and say, keep it alive.
[00:32:00]  What's the matter with me?
[00:32:04]  Okay, here we go.
[00:32:06]  I'm going to take you...
[00:32:07]  Let me take you...
[00:32:11]  This is one of the more...
[00:32:15]  You probably don't know this, but to me...
[00:32:23]  ...famous thing.
[00:32:31]  Let me see this.
[00:32:33]  That was an important call, but you know what?
[00:32:34]  I can't take it now.
[00:32:37]  Let me do this.
[00:32:39]  Let me take you here first.
[00:32:41]  This is good.
[00:32:44]  This is good.
[00:32:46]  I just want to take a picture of nothing.
[00:32:49]  Okay.
[00:32:53]  Watch those steps.
[00:32:56]  I have this fear of falling.
[00:32:59]  And you can just absolutely find yourself end over end.
[00:33:06]  Okay, here we go.
[00:33:10]  Let me get out of her way.
[00:33:11]  I don't want to photobomb.
[00:33:15]  Here we go.
[00:33:16]  Look at this.
[00:33:20]  You see this?
[00:33:23]  This is right underneath the entrance to this fountain whose name keeping it real Notice I didn't give him the keeping it real.
[00:33:48]  And now we have this.
[00:33:49]  For no particular reason.
[00:33:54]  The princess.
[00:33:55]  Grab it, girl.
[00:34:02]  Your highness, all the best.
[00:34:05]  This is the famous fountain.
[00:34:09]  Whose name escapes you?
[00:34:12]  Ah, yes.
[00:34:13]  The Navy Terrace, named in honor of the men and women of New York City who served their country during the World Wars.
[00:34:23]  Now, right now, you don't know this, but I'm being sprayed by mists of this stuff.
[00:34:30]  This is really well-known.
[00:34:37]  And the name of this guy being found, I couldn't give you right now if you're Peyton.
[00:34:43]  But I'm sure you've seen it.
[00:34:47]  I'm not here.
[00:34:57]  I'm going to show you the boatyard, or the boathouse, not the boatyard, the boathouse.
[00:35:04]  This was closed for a long time.
[00:35:07]  little restaurant over here
[00:35:13]  This you might have seen in various movie presentations and the like.
[00:35:20]  Isn't it beautiful?
[00:35:23]  Don't you dig this?
[00:35:27]  This is beauteous.
[00:35:29]  I don't know what this silt is.
[00:35:30]  I don't know what these things are.
[00:35:32]  They look like mung beans.
[00:35:34]  No, they look like dried, black-eyed peas before they are prepared.
[00:35:41]  There's a famous boathouse.
[00:35:43]  And these people are in a boat.
[00:35:46]  Does this not look boring as hell?
[00:35:49]  What is the purpose of this?
[00:35:52]  Well, there's a woman who just sits there, and this poor guy says, I've never done this in my life.
[00:35:57]  My God!
[00:35:59]  Now I understand the rowers.
[00:36:00]  These people are winded.
[00:36:03]  Believe it or not, there have been people who have gotten stranded, meaning they've lost their ability to locomotive and propel.
[00:36:15]  Tell me that's not beautiful.
[00:36:16]  Tell me, dear friend.
[00:36:21]  Well, let me just do this.
[00:36:23]  I think I've had enough of you.
[00:36:27]  Tell me how much you loved it.
[00:36:28]  Be honest with me.
[00:36:29]  Tell me how much you loved it.

=== Today's Un describable Beauty (00:50) ===

[00:36:31]  Let me give you a little update.
[00:36:33]  A little update, my friends.
[00:36:34]  Today I'm going to be with Sean Atwood about 3...
[00:36:38]  3 o 'clock?
[00:36:41]  Yeah, about 3. 3 or 3.30.
[00:36:43]  I don't know.
[00:36:43]  Something along those lines.
[00:36:44]  I'm going to be with him.
[00:36:46]  Please follow me at Lionel Nation.
[00:36:49]  That's the name of this thing.
[00:36:50]  Thank you for this.
[00:36:50]  I appreciate it.
[00:36:51]  We're going to be doing more.
[00:36:52]  I've received more attention from you regarding what I've been doing than anything I've said before.
[00:36:58]  Why?
[00:36:58]  I have no idea.
[00:36:59]  Alright?
[00:37:00]  And thank you.
[00:37:01]  Thank you for your courtesy.
[00:37:02]  Thank you for your love.
[00:37:03]  Thank you for letting me share you.
[00:37:04]  My New York will do more of this stuff.
[00:37:06]  Have a great day.
[00:37:07]  And by the way, visit us.
[00:37:08]  Today, I'm telling you, words cannot describe how beautiful it is.
[00:37:14]  And words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
[00:37:16]  Have a great day.
[00:37:17]  And don't forget, my friends, the monkey's dead.
[00:37:18]  The show's over.
[00:37:19]  Sue ya.
[00:37:20]  Da-da.