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March 27, 2025 - Lionel Nation
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While Trump Fixes America the Woke Left Screams About Total Nonsense and America Knows That
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Today, my friend, was one of my most productive days in so many respects.
I logged a lot of video presentations for your edification and perusal and review.
I spent a lot of time, my friends, a lot of time going through these things and making sure that you were aware of so many things, so many things for you to be a part of, to know.
I feel, and please don't take this the wrong way, I feel like I'm a teacher.
I feel like I have to teach you, that I want to teach you things because you're not being taught.
You're being thrown at.
It's like you're walking into a room and nobody's teaching you.
Not that you're stupid.
Not that you're children.
Not that you need teaching per se.
But I feel as though we should spend more time going over what things mean.
Does that make sense to you?
I think it does.
At least it does to me.
Today I did a piece with a good friend of mine, Anthony Cumia.
He's well known.
Has been part of the Opie and Anthony show for years and he was a cop on media and doing all this other series.
And we talked about so much stuff and so much great things about radio and news and that was terrific.
I did a piece on Maxine Waters and the absolute insanity of this woman and how she is without any ability whatsoever to even pretend to be rational.
She is so demented, so horrible.
Her face could stop a train, a clock.
It's like homemade soap, like a mud fence.
She's a very, very ugly person.
Not in looks per se, but just her attitude, her spirit, or lack thereof.
I talked about...
That's a good question.
What else?
I talked about another one, too, with some other good things, too.
I've got the Maxine Waters.
Oh, Geoengineering Maxine Waters.
Oh, and naked panic.
One of the most fascinating stories to me.
Naked panic of the woman who walked through Dallas-Fort Worth and was naked.
Just walked through naked.
And this is a subject that a lot of times we can't...
Talk about because it deals with somebody being naked and people, of course, want to make jokes.
And jokes are fun.
Jokes are great.
But the jokes really aren't that good.
And what I'm trying to tell people is that this is a very, very serious, serious, serious deal.
So we're going to be talking about that.
Also, please, please notice this great, great stuff on X. The Mike, the Lindell TV network is fantastic.
Look at the great deal, the great shows that they're doing by this wonderful...
What is her name?
She is so terrific.
I wanted to give you an update on this.
She's fantastic.
Her name is...
Just a minute.
Okay, here...
Just a minute.
Her name is, and she's very, very good.
Oh, yes.
Her name is Cara Castro Nuova.
She is from Lindell TV.
She is fantastic.
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And alternative, by the way, is better, I think in some respects.
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Our good friend Thomas Almey says, Ballyhoo Lionel trains choo-choo.
Funny?
Absolutely, without a doubt.
Hilarious?
Not even...
Off the hilarity chart, ladies and gentlemen.
Off the hilarity chart.
Thank you so much for this.
My friends, where do I start?
Where do I begin?
Where do I even start to fill you in on what we're talking about today, dear friends?
So much to say, so much to show, so much to explain to you, dear, dear friends.
First and foremost, as I was saying, I don't even know where to start, but I'm going to tell you, this one woman who lost her mind, I think she was traveling with an 8-year-old, went into a manic stage, stripped down completely nude, and ran through the Dallas-Fort Worth airport naked.
Have you, or any of you in your family, ever had a manic episode?
Ever?
It's not really the classic manic, but it was almost like, because I am so, I told you, fascinated by the notion of this world of mental health.
Have you ever had that?
Have you ever seen that?
Have you ever seen that?
Anybody?
Have you ever had that happen to you?
Have you ever seen that?
I gotta wait for a second.
Triggered by watching Species?
Ha ha ha!
Anybody ever see somebody?
Anybody have a manic depression?
You know what manic depression is?
You ever seen it?
Gracie Loves George says, I've taken care of people in mania.
It's something, is it not?
Is it not, Gracie?
There's nothing like it.
Oops.
There is absolutely nothing like it.
Somebody says, oh, I think so-and-so is bipolar.
We use these words sometimes.
I think it incorrectly.
Psychotics, psychosis, we use them incorrectly for a variety of reasons.
But mania, we use mania sometimes.
Mania is different.
It is something that is incredible.
Look at this.
Edie says, yes, unmedicated I can paint four or five paintings at a time, sometimes for days.
You can go into it for days where you are just It's incredible.
Edward says, my little brother likes streaking, stopped after the fifth birthday.
Edward being funny.
Thank you, Edward.
Edward says, I'm going to be funny here.
I'm going to add something to this.
I'm going to see this.
I'm going to write about my brother.
Because even though they're talking very seriously, I'm going to say, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I got a joke about my brother being five years old.
And that's what I'm going to do.
Thank you, Edward.
Thank you.
Edward says, oh, forget what we're talking about.
Here's a joke.
My brother was fine.
But that's not what we're talking about.
But that's okay.
This is very funny.
Thank you, Edward.
Thank you.
Thank you, Edward.
How about a big hand for Edward?
Thank you, Edward.
Appreciate it.
Edward, always terrific.
Always knows exactly what to do.
And hilarious.
And I think it's a gift.
I think you really have a gift.
You might have a little mania right now yourself.
It's one of those things that...
Nurture it.
Nurture it.
Don't ever abuse the power that you have.
Mental health...
Mental illness is so...
I am surrounded by people who are frankly...
And there's nothing...
They're not...
In the medical area, they're not locked up yet.
They're not that critical, but they are fucked up.
And there's so many who have behavioral issues.
People.
You ever know those people who always want to cause problems?
Liars!
Liars!
Fucked up.
Bohemo says, Bohemo, what exactly is a nervous breakdown?
One of the most interesting questions, I wanted to know this as a child.
Because I heard about this.
Somebody had, you know, a nervous breakdown.
We always use these terms.
Just like I want to find out what female surgery was.
I had an aunt one time who had female surgery.
Female surgery.
And okay, well there you go with that.
She had female surgery.
I said, what is it?
And it just fascinated me as a child.
You really know what that was.
But nervous breakdown.
What is a nervous breakdown?
Let me throw this one in.
This is very good.
This is what ChatGPT or Grok.
By the way, ChatGPT and Grok, they're my Google.
I don't go to Google anymore.
A nervous breakdown while not a clinical diagnosis is commonly used to describe a period of intense mental or emotional distress, as is in the case of Edward with poorly timed and very unfunny jokes, where people become temporarily unable to function in daily life.
It involves a sudden collapse in a person's ability to cope with stress, responsibilities, or reality, extreme anxiety, panic attacks, depression, emotional outbursts, paranoia, withdrawal from family.
Just like a meltdown, so to speak.
Funny enough for you, Edward.
Got that, Eddie?
Got that?
Ed's going to come up with a joke about his cousin or something.
Because Ed, you know, Ed doesn't mean to destroy the tenor of this, but that's who Ed is.
Because I think Ed may have, you know, not hospitalizable, but that's Ed.
Ed's a part of our family.
Ed, you know, that's Ed.
That's Ed, always with the funny.
Funny, funny, funny stuff, Ed.
Gotta love that, Ed.
You know what I mean?
Just funny.
But when you see somebody, imagine that eight-year-old kid with her mother who saw her mother completely nude.
Did you see this on X today?
Did you see this?
Did you see that, Ed?
Did you see it, Ed?
It was funny.
She was running, you could see it on X. You could see it.
Maybe you could have somebody, you know, maybe a nurse or an attendant show you.
This woman was running.
Clearly, it was very, very sad.
Very, very, very, very, very sad.
And this woman will be forever.
By the way, I think it's the second time Dallas-Fort Worth.
And why?
Why is the airport becoming the site for all this?
Ed?
Ed, what do you think about that, Ed?
Ed's got a joke about that, I'll bet.
I'll bet you anything.
Yeah, Ed.
That's good.
Thanks, Ed.
Eddie, I love him, Ed.
Thanks, Eddie.
Appreciate it.
By the way, that's where the word hysteria comes from, like hysterectomy, female-related.
Well, the hysteria, this is from the uterus.
Liz Solak is correct.
It's from the uterus.
And the uterus was considered to be the...
Sight of this.
Hysterectomy.
Hysterical disorders.
Hysteria is from hystera, meaning uterus.
Ancient Greek physicians, including Hippocrates, believed that a woman's uterus could literally wander around the body.
Did you know that?
Causing all sorts of symptoms.
From anxiety.
To irritability, even paralysis.
This mythical wandering womb was thought to disrupt the body functions and cause emotional chaos.
So when a woman displayed any kind of emotional distress, anxiety or otherwise, behavior, men didn't understand it.
They would refer to it as her uterus.
And the term hysteria was born as a catch-all.
Fast forward to the Victorian era, and hysteria had become the go-to diagnosis for women.
By the way, There were all types of sexual frustration references to so-called cures.
Sometimes it was institutionalization, hysterectomies, or, believe it or not, Ed's going to love this one.
Somebody hold back, Ed.
Doctor administered pelvic massages, which eventually led to the invention of the vibrator.
This is a true story.
Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, you got that, Ed?
Ed's going crazy.
It's true, Ed.
The vibrator was actually led to that.
The doctor would bring on this type of thing.
Today we don't use the word hysteria.
It's been replaced by accurate diagnoses like anxiety disorders or PTSD or depression because the uterus doesn't travel like some kind of a gynecological poltergeist.
So there you go.
You got that, Ed?
Ed?
They went to the doctor, and the doctor...
You know what I mean, Ed?
You got that, Eddie?
Okay.
All right, Ed.
How about a big hand for Ed?
Thank you, Ed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next.
Ed, what do you think about that...
How do you think that...
What do you think about that signal thing?
Anybody care about that, Eddie?
Hey, what do you think about that, huh?
What do you think about that?
Does anybody care about that?
Of course not.
I think anybody cares about that?
Does anybody seriously care about this?
You understand this?
I don't know how to tell people this.
I don't know how to tell people this.
And I don't know how to put it into words.
Nobody cares about this.
Now they're saying Hegseth was probably drunk.
Did you hear about this story?
Yeah.
They're wondering whether Pete Hegseth was drunk.
I'm not serious.
And could Pete be a drunk?
Might be.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I don't know anything about him.
But they're really doubling down.
And the reason why they're doubling down is because this is all they have, ladies and gentlemen.
This is all they have.
There's nothing else to do.
There's nothing else to talk about.
There's nothing for these people to even remotely work on.
This is the only thing these people have.
Raul Rodriguez, by the way, if you think Eddie is good, Raul is the Shecky Green.
Ed, knock knock, who's there?
Me.
See that?
Raul and Ed together?
If you go up to somebody and say, I got a joke, ask me knock-knock.
You go, knock-knock, who's there?
And then they'll say, Jerry?
They didn't realize they'd been the brunt of the joke.
You see how that works?
You see how that works?
Now today also, Maxine Waters, who is the most vile and despicable human being, probably on the face of the earth, is suggesting that our First Lady, Melania be deported for reasons I don't understand.
I do not understand it.
In the least, I do not understand.
How anybody can even suggest that.
But this is how demented this woman is.
How absolutely, positively demented.
I don't understand it.
So we have the story with the president issuing more tariffs.
They had 14 terabytes delivered of some good news regarding Epstein.
We've got, again, I think the Yemen case.
By the way, how many of you, dear friend, how many of you, dear friends, believe that Yemen is important?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Does anybody here believe that Yemen Is important.
What do you think, Eddie?
What do you think about Eddie?
About that Ed?
About Yemen?
It sounds almost like a...
Like that Jamaican, like that Yemen.
You know what I mean?
You think so?
Fishman says, Deport Maxine's wig.
See, what Fish is saying is, Maxine has a bad wig.
So he's making the joke that we should deport the wig.
Because it's a bad wig.
Got it?
You got it?
You got it?
Pilgrim says, Ed's tumescent with anticipation for the attention.
He's tumescent with anticipation?
I think it's already here.
Anticipation would mean he is looking forward to the attention, but I submit to you, the attention is already here, so how could it be anticipatory about something that's already here?
I don't understand.
I don't get that.
You see what I'm saying?
I don't really think that's it.
Smiling Sue, carrying on her own particular conversation, which is always good.
Thank you, Sue.
Don't know what that's about, but you know what?
It doesn't matter.
Because I'm looking at so much of stuff about what you're saying.
Finding Dory, by the way, says, deport Maxine's wig.
She got that.
She's a very sad-looking woman, isn't it, Maxine?
But still, Maxine is not as linguistically despicable as...
Of all people, that horrid, I mean that beyond despicable, Jasmine Crockett, dear God, they're good.
Gloria Hanley says, they are messing with our shipping lanes.
That's kind of what I heard about.
My head is exploding with all this banter.
Do you know why they're messing with our shipping lanes?
Do you know why?
You know why?
Anybody?
Thank you, Lou.
Thank you, Louie.
Appreciate that.
Do you know why they are messing with our shipping lanes?
Anybody?
Anybody have any idea?
Why do you think they're messing with our shipping lanes?
Anybody?
This is a very good point.
Why are they messing with our shipping lanes?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Here's something.
Edwin Jones, Maxine shall walk backwards when approaching others.
Okay.
Okay.
Why are they messing with our shipping?
I'm going to get to this.
I'm going to get to this.
Scott says, because they can.
Come on, Scott.
Work on me, Scotty.
Come on.
Okay?
They're saying, Kimmy says, they are trying to allow supplies into Gaza.
Not, well, not close.
Close.
There is a blockade for Gaza.
There's no, you can't, you can't.
Israel, you can't get anything in there.
That's one of the problems with this.
Why do you think so?
Scott says, Maxine looks like a prune.
Get it?
Thank you, Scott.
Scott says she looks like a prune, because a prune is, you know, kind of shriveled.
That's good.
I like that.
Anybody know why it's like a blockade?
Well, it is kind of a blockade.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Trying to stop the starvation of Gazans?
Wait a minute, I think you're on to something.
They are doing it in retaliation.
They are very, very angry, Kimmy, very angry as to what's going on.
And they're saying anybody who is either Israel, I think American, or anybody who's a part of this treatment of the Gazans will be themselves suffering from this.
That's precisely what's going on.
Absolutely.
They are telling you, if you do not stop this, we're not going to let anything in.
Brad Wrong, ladies and gentlemen.
Brad says today, Kenny Chesney's 57. Jennifer Gray is 65. Marcus Allen, 65. Lisa Gibbons, 68. Martin Short, 75. Vicki Lawrence, the night the lights went on in Georgia, 76. Steven Tyler, 77. Diana Ross, 81. Bob Woodward, that rat intel spook bastard, is 82. Nancy Pelosi, 85. Thank you so much.
These are all my friends.
Thank you so much for that, Mr. Brad Wrong, ladies and gentlemen.
I like this.
Scott says, Nah, that's Fox News.
Why do you think they're...
What is Iran's beef?
What is Iran's beef, Scott?
Come on, work with me.
What is Iran, what is Iran, what are they upset with?
What do you think?
Anybody?
What do you think Iran's upset about?
You think Iran just says, oh, we're just going to go out and we're just going to terrorize people.
Remember when, was it the Syrian capital?
Is it the Iranian embassy in Syria?
Why do you think they're doing that?
Energy?
I like glorious asking questions.
Iran is basically saying we've got a real problem with Israel and Israel says we're blaming everything on you and Iran so far has said we haven't done really anything at all.
Do you think Do you think Iran has the ability to fight back?
Oh, I'll tell you, the ones who really, really have, I hope they never fight back, is Hezbollah in Lebanon.
Those are the guys.
Fred Haddad says, the Yemenis are willing to live or die for integrity.
Fred, their integrity, they will tell you exactly that.
If I was a president, we would say, immediately, we're stopping all this stuff.
Israel, sorry.
Iran, no more.
We're done with that.
Ukraine, we're done.
We're done.
Figure this out yourselves.
Thank you.
We're not going to be a part of this anymore.
Not going to be a part of this.
Sorry.
Use that money here.
Work it out.
Work it out.
We're done with that.
We're not going to drop any more 2,000 pound bombs.
Did you hear Tammy Bruce?
Tammy Bruce, bless her heart.
Look.
I love this president.
You know that.
But when it comes to foreign affairs, they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
They really don't.
Marco Rubio?
How about Waltz?
Jesus, God.
They're looking at us like, you're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
I have a problem.
I've got a real problem with that.
But the thing is, is that, look, if that's what the president is...
Is hell-bent on doing, I can't help that.
Because as even Eddie Arruda will say that, one of the problems, as Eddie Arruda will tell you, that I'm not going to back away from the President.
I'm not.
So whatever he's doing, even though I may disagree with it, see, I don't see things anymore as good, evil, black, white, this and that.
If I have to, put it this way, If I have to...
Scott Ritter...
By the way, Scott H says this.
Scott Ritter knows what he's talking about.
I agree 100%.
I love it.
Fred says, I love her, but I can't watch her turn herself inside out.
You mean Tammy Bruce?
Yeah, she doesn't.
They said...
And there are these very smart people talking about the horrors that are going on.
She says, well, you know...
All they've got is they've got Hamas to blame.
I said, are you doing this again?
Are you blaming Hamas?
Oh yes, Hamas.
Okay.
Well, I don't have to tell you.
It's Hamas.
It's their fault.
You're never going to go.
You're never going to have anything like this.
It's the most incredible thing in the world.
And remember, if you bring up the question, if you dare say, I don't really see it that way.
They're going to call you anti-Semitic and all this other kind of stuff.
And sometimes it's frankly not worth it.
It's just not worth it.
Because nobody's paying me to be the diplomat.
I'm not going to get myself worked up over this.
I've already said it a million times.
And I feel like asking folks like Max Blumenthal and Aaron Monte and Scott Ritter and others, I feel like asking them and Mearsheimer, I say...
Have they listened to you yet?
Is there anything you're doing?
Nothing.
Nothing.
They're not listening.
So what am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
Reverend Dr. KNA said Representative Crockett ridicules a disabled in the attack on Texas Governor.
To her credit, the racist cloud did not call for violence against him.
That's actually very good.
See, Eddie?
See?
See, that's funny.
That was actually very, very good.
There we go.
Hilby says, Lionel, you are no expert in world affairs.
No, but Eddie Arruda is.
So, what are you going to do?
That's always good.
Well, you're no expert in that.
Thank you very much.
Hey, what about that?
Well, you're no expert in what's pizza?
Okay.
You really know how to fight back.
Hillbilly, you're good.
Let me tell you something.
You are good.
You must have sat back and said, I'm going to sit back.
And I'm going to get him with one that is so good.
He won't know what...
Wait, wait.
I got it.
I got it.
You are no expert.
Ouch, man.
Got that one out.
You go right for the heart.
And I respect you for that.
A lot of people may think that's cheesy.
I don't.
I thought that was terrific.
Thank you.
You really put me in my place.
And I'm paralyzed by it.
I don't mind telling you.
I am paralyzed by virtue of what you said.
You're incredible.
Not only is it stinging, but it covers everything.
It's almost as good as, oh yeah?
Look at this.
Claudia says, my older brother.
Would respond like that to me when I was eight.
You're no expert.
I would say, duh, I'm eight.
I know.
Oh, yeah?
What do you know?
Oh, yeah?
What's it to you, bub?
Oh, yeah?
Well, F you.
That's a good one.
See, this is good.
Hillbilly, stop it.
Hillbilly said, I meant no disrespect.
No, Hillbilly.
When you tell people they're no expert, basically they shut the F up because you're not an expert.
I didn't take it.
Hillbilly, we go back a long way.
You and me.
Do you think I care what you say?
Seriously.
Seriously.
No, no, no.
Seriously.
Do you really think I care?
You say whatever you want.
And I don't care.
Alright?
Isn't that good?
That sounds good.
Is that okay?
Mr. Mike says, I think it's best not to get caught up in the left-right paradigm.
You know, Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike.
By the way, is this guy good or what?
Mr. Mike, Mr. Mike.
I think it's not good to be caught in the left-right paradigm.
Well, what about the left-right and center paradigm?
Well, that's different.
That's a different story.
You got this one?
Here we go.
Alan says, why are Americans politicians so gullible when it comes to Israel?
I don't know if they're gullible, but there's an incredible, powerful lobby.
APAC is a huge lobby, and if you don't know that, there's no other country that has it.
Any other country that has a lobby, you gotta have Farrah and all that.
This is, listen, let me tell you something.
You can laugh all you want.
I respect the hell out of them.
They own the Congress.
I mean, this is, you know, when you say that people, they say, oh, come on, I say, well, if you don't own them, then what are you giving them all this money for?
They will tell you, you're goddamn right we own this.
I'm serious.
I'm not mad.
You think when the gun lobby mattered?
When the climate lobby?
When Big Pharma?
Everybody wants this.
This is what America's all about.
Everybody's got it.
Even Fred Haddad says, my little sister was passive-aggressive and used to rat me out at the dinner table so I'd be punished.
She was also 48 years old at the time, which is even weirder.
But that doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
What matters is something else.
And that's something I can't really figure out.
Mr. Mister, love the band.
You're so right.
What was the song they did that was so good?
Gloria says, this thing with signal will last 24 hours and it's gone.
Gloria, you're right.
Let me put it to you in English.
Nobody gives a shit.
Uh-huh.
And what?
This is the best part.
And what?
Listen to what I'm saying.
It's one of the best things.
Alright.
You were speeding.
And?
What do you mean, and?
You were speeding.
And?
And what?
I'm going to give you a ticket.
And?
That's really all there is.
Okay, fair and good.
What are we supposed to do?
Uh-huh.
And Walt is okay.
I made a mistake.
Okay.
I like the idea that Hegseth...
See, I wish they would sit there and say, I don't know.
I would be the biggest dick to these people.
Pardon my French.
If I were Hegseth, I don't know what happened.
These machines, I don't know.
I pushed their own button.
You know, I put in John.
You know how they fill out their name?
What the hell?
I'm such a doofus with it.
I don't like these.
You know what?
I like an old flip phone, don't you?
That's what I like.
I don't like this shit.
I butt dial all the time.
I hate this.
I hate this.
*thud*
Thank you.
That's it?
Well, what do you want to do?
What, resign?
You want me to resign?
I'm not going to resign.
You want me to go to prison?
Let me tell you something.
When Hillary had her, I know, when Hillary had her 38 million files, What did you say about that?
You didn't say anything, did you?
You know, if I didn't know better, I think you were a hypocrite.
I think you were a hypocrite.
Gloria said, I heard all the conversation.
It was fascinating.
It was!
Now my problem is, why are you hitting Yemen?
That's what they should be talking about.
Not the phone call.
Today I got a call.
My sister writes me and goes, sorry I butt dialed you.
I said, who the hell was I talking to then?
She said, what?
Relax.
Relax.
Everything's going to be great.
This president's doing great stuff.
He's doing wonderful, wonderful stuff.
Be more interested about the woman running through, right, Eddie?
The woman who's running through the airport.
I think that's fascinating.
Imagine you're saying, where in the hell am I going?
Is this D5?
All of a sudden, what is that?
Is that a naked lady?
This woman's naked.
She's butt naked.
Holy...
She's naked.
And you know what else is interesting too?
She was kind of like old school.
You know what I mean?
It was kind of like...
Remind me of the 70s.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I don't think she's been to Brazil.
Know what I mean?
Are you catching on?
I don't want to be too...
I'm just saying.
Looked like the front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
You know what I mean?
Old school.
OG.
You get it?
Huh?
Are you getting what I'm saying here?
Hursuit?
No, Hespigulus.
Oh, Vava Dog is just...
Full Bush?
No, George Bush.
It was George Herbert Walker.
Then it was George W. Bush.
You know what I mean?
There's something to be said for that.
There's something to be said, I think, for...
I don't know where...
I don't want to go into this discussion.
Seriously, I don't want to go into the discussion.
But all I know is...
I think God said for you, I want you to be like this, and I don't want you to be like that, and that's it.
And everybody else, for some reason, even the biblical folks are talking about, you know, don't shave your beard and all that kind of stuff.
Oliver Calamari says, despite the crazy, the carpet matches and drapes.
Ladies and gentlemen, collar don't match the cuff.
Remember that one?
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Kimmy says, I'm not picking up.
What you're laying down.
Wait a minute, Kimmy.
Hold it.
Hold it.
That is kind of odd, though.
If you think about this.
Can you imagine the police?
And would you describe the woman?
What?
Would you describe the woman?
Describe her.
She's white and dirty.
Anything else?
Any distinguishing marks?
What are you...
You mean, like, any tattoos?
No.
I'll make it to pick her out in the lineup?
Maybe.
I gotta pick her out in the lineup?
Yeah.
Could you make them, uh...
You know what I mean.
What?
I can't...
Is that her?
No, it's not her.
How do you know?
It just wasn't.
It just wasn't.
Trust me on that one.
No.
No.
Redhead?
No.
Sorry.
Think Fidel Castro.
Think more Raul.
Am I getting through?
Am I getting through?
What the hell's going on here?
Linda Knox says, you went into that discussion.
That's exactly what you want to talk about.
That is exactly what you want to talk about.
Let me tell you something.
I think women who do that waxing thing, I'll never forget this.
I like to go to these.
My only thing is, I like manicures, pedicures, things like that.
It's the only thing I do.
I don't like massages, any of this stuff, but there's something very nice about having it done professionally.
And sometimes you're sitting there, and this is very nice, people to go to, and sometimes they'll say, And they'll say, wax?
Yeah.
In the back.
And this woman will walk right by.
And they go into their room.
And I'm looking at this woman.
I'm thinking, well, looking at those eyebrows.
Ooh.
Ooh, this is going to be...
This may be expensive.
Do you see her forearms?
Ooh.
This is going to be a pretty penny.
You're going to hear the yow!
I will never know.
Remember, sometimes men do this, too.
Remember when Christopher Hitchens had a back-cracking sack?
Remember that?
Ridiculous.
I don't understand that.
Wax on, wax off.
I think that's horrible.
Be honest with you.
I don't want to spend a lot of time on this.
But since you brought it up, Kimmy, you brought this up, not me.
I don't want to talk about this.
Even Eddie Arruda said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh-uh, not me.
No, no, no.
Most of those, my mom's church lady friends with those unibrows.
Oh yeah, they got those things.
I'm telling you.
Carolina guy just says LOL.
Isn't that great?
She just says, Fred said, I need anesthesia first.
Absolutely!
CNN was just...
CNN was just on about every rally.
That's not true.
That's good.
Why waste money in the pain of waxy?
There's glory for you.
Glory is natural.
So is Kimmy.
Kimmy said, the hell with that!
What's the point?
What am I doing?
What's wrong with that?
I don't want to look like a child.
What do you think about Trump imposing 25% of tariffs on the import of cars starting April 2nd?
He announced it today.
What about on waxing?
What is he going to do about waxing?
Think about that.
Think about that.
Look at this, wow!
*snap* *mwah* you
Thank you.
Wow.
Now listen to what Gracie says.
While working.
I don't know what this means.
I once thought I saw An odd hemorrhoid.
When rapidly meditating, a patient turned out to be a peanut butter sandwich.
So sad, he started to eat it in mental health.
You are wild.
That's all I'm going to say to you.
You are a mad woman.
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I mean, out of your mind.
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What a show tonight.
What a show.
I can imagine many people saying, you got to watch this Uncle Lenny.
We're talking about waxing.
What's the point?
Waxing.
Remember in the old days of surgery, they'd shave you and do all that.
I was like, what are you doing?
Remember, I was 13 years old.
I had bladder.
Really serious.
Very serious.
I had a diaper taken up in the bladder.
Really just terrible.
And they said, you're going to shave me?
Shave me?
Who are you?
Get out of here.
I'm 13 years old.
Got to do that.
Why?
They don't even do that anymore.
Nobody even does it.
It was brutal.
Horrible.
That current conference says, what up, Lionel?
Isn't that something?
I think she said, well, medicating or meditating.
She might have been meditating something about a hemorrhoid and a peanut butter sandwich.
I have no idea.
Gloria says, I care for a dementia lady, so sad, only two years older than me, and I have to watch her every move.
Ooh, there is something that is a scary thing.
There is a scary thing.
Years ago, my father, I was such a dick, he said, do you think you go, do you know you're crazy?
Not crazy.
Do you lose your mind all at once?
I said, well, I don't know if you lose all at once.
Is it gradual?
Or do you notice?
I said, I don't know.
So I happened to get, somehow, don't ask me why I had extra Christmas cards.
So I would send him Christmas cards in names that were very popular in Tampa.
Eddie, no, Eddie and Loli Fernandez.
West Tampa name.
Fernandez, Hernandez Garcia.
Joe and Mary Garcia.
There's like 10 million Joe Garcias.
And I would write to him, different handwritten, How are you?
Hope your knees.
And he said, Joe Garcia.
Who the hell is Joe?
How did he know about my knee?
He said, I don't know.
Oh my God, Joe.
I think I went to school with Joe.
Well, why would he?
Anyway, another card.
Hope he goes, another one.
So anyway, so finally he told him about it.
I said, that was me.
I miss being a dick.
He's getting all these cards like, who are these?
How do you know this?
How did they know this about me?
There's something very sad about that.
There's something very sad.
Darlene says, Gloria, I'm 70 years old and it's so sad to be caring for people 5, 10, 50 years older by junior that are in dementia or terrible health.
It's awful.
Let me tell you something also.
You don't know when it's going to get.
You don't know when.
You don't know when you think.
I don't care how much you live and what you do.
And people say, oh, you have a nice attitude.
Let me tell you something.
If your number is up, For whatever reason, you get some ischemia or some kind of predisposition, I don't give a goddamn what you do.
You cannot smoke or run, think positive things, put together puzzles, do mind games, it ain't gonna help.
You never know.
It's one of those things which is absolutely horrible.
Horrible.
Love you too, Vic Vachernhardt.
What kind of name is that?
Seriously.
Went from a smile to a frown and a nano.
That's you, my friend.
That's me all the time.
That's where the family steps up or not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Liz says, I'm doing a puzzle.
What, you're not paying attention to me?
Lizzie Solak, ladies and gentlemen.
By the way, I like this thumbnail.
What year was this?
I'm not saying it's not current, but it looks like...
It looks like...
You know, like high school or something.
I don't know.
It's a beautiful picture.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
I've got a friend of mine, my old friend who's a physician.
He says, you know what?
He says, you want to die at home.
I said, what are you telling me this?
He goes, you want to die at home.
I said, okay.
I'll let you know.
He said, I'll take care of her for you.
What?
He goes, oh, you're going to die at home.
Really?
He said, oh, yeah.
How is it?
You're just going to die at home.
Well, what would you do?
He said, oh, no.
If you have any disease, he goes, no, no, you're doing it the right way.
What are you going to do?
He said, well, just starve you.
What?
It's the best way to go.
A little mild sedative, some CBD, just a couple of days.
That's it.
I'm not putting my family through that.
Bullshit.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not going to see me walking around soiling myself.
I'm already doing it now.
What, with the waxing and everything else?
No.
Uh-uh.
Let me go.
I'm not in.
I'm not in for that drill.
This nonsense about, you know, you've got to fight.
No way.
Uh-uh.
Let me tell you something else.
I don't want to be buried.
I don't want to be in some stupid cemetery.
I don't want a funeral.
Might have a party.
That's about it.
I don't want...
Any of that crap.
I hate that.
I hate funerals.
I hate everything.
You should see these people that know, well, we're all going to be buried together.
What do you mean, buried together?
You're dead.
It's your space suit.
Well, we got a nice mausoleum.
A nice what?
I'm sorry, you can do whatever you want.
I've always thought this was the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
Have you heard about this?
Liquimation.
This is incredible.
Have you heard about this?
Johnny Maz's Baz says, I still have questions about Gene Hackman's death.
Well, goddammit, keep it to yourself.
What are you, an expert?
Listen, Maz, don't get me started.
Have you heard, I'm just kidding, I love you.
Have you heard about when they do cremation, obviously.
This is called liquimation.
Where they basically put you in this thing and they just blast.
They just liquefy you, reduce you to solvent, maybe spread it under a tree or something like that, and then your bones, they grind them up and do whatever you want.
I just think that makes the most sense.
I'll be damned if I'm going to do that.
No way!
Another thing, too, is I'm seeing all these friends of mine who are saying, well, it's time for me to retire.
Retire?
Oh, Jesus, God, retire?
What does that mean?
I mean, you know, it's okay to go out to the beach, but I want to keep doing this.
I want to talk to you.
I want to talk to Eddie Arruda.
I want Edwin Jones to say, no, Pete, they do.
What the hell is he talking to?
Who is he talking to?
Gloria says, Darlene, I work three or four hours a day.
Her husband would like me there more.
I think I help him more than her.
I think I help him more than her.
Probably.
Oh, that's got to be the worst.
God almighty.
When this is somebody you loved, this is your wife or your husband, and they're walking around, oh, it's got to be horrible.
Horrible.
That's why...
Maybe...
Like the, like, who is it?
Like, um, who was it?
Gehring did it, remember that?
He had that little cyanide thing there.
Maybe you can have one of my tools that say, you know what?
Have somebody say, now, it ain't getting better.
Okay.
How many of you think you have the right before, if you say, you know what?
This thing is, this thing is, I am, I am, this is not getting better.
I am going to end up just like so-and-so.
I may not be terminal.
But I went out of here.
You see anything wrong with that?
You see anything wrong with that?
I don't.
I don't at all.
I don't owe anybody...
I can leave this movie anytime I want.
I don't want to.
I think a lot of people shouldn't be able to do that because you might be mentally ill.
But I'll be goddamned if I'm going to be sitting around, you know, walking around, just...
Costing money?
I'm just drooling?
No!
No!
Of course, you've got to know where to get over.
You've got to have somebody kind of help you.
You know what I mean?
Somebody said, listen, Uncle Dave, it's happening.
You're happening?
Uh-huh.
It's getting better.
Okay, am I stage two yet?
When I hit stage two, let me know.
You're past stage two.
What?
Oh, you're out of it.
You got up and you're talking to yourself.
I am?
Oh, God.
But then again, you want to believe in life.
You want to sanctify life.
You want to respect life.
Life is a beautiful thing.
But I'll be.
I ain't going to do this.
Not me.
Uh-uh.
No.
Sometimes, when there were people who tragically, like John Kennedy.
John Kennedy.
Die tragically.
He'll always be frozen for us.
Kimmy Cliff says, let's go back to waxing.
Well, Kimmy.
There's Kimmy.
Well, she said, doctor?
Yes.
Hi, my name is Marvin Cliff.
My wife, Kimmy?
Yes.
Listen, she's on this show with this guy Lenny.
And she's talking a lot about waxing lately.
Yeah.
I think something's wrong with her.
She says she likes it.
She's been talking about it a lot.
And, you know, I'm kind of worried about it.
She talks about dementia one minute and then waxing.
Is that all right?
She's kind of scared me a little bit.
She's talking about waxing.
Plus, I think when you get older, you don't have to worry about that.
You know what I mean?
All right, my friends.
Has this been fun or what?
Has this been fun or what?
James Green says, didn't people save money before there were banks?
You know what?
You're so wise.
So wise.
Joe Lacey says, waxing?
Joe's a little late.
Joe, that's Joe for you.
Joe Lacey.
You know how he is.
Joe walks himself and says, turquoise?
That's Joe.
He just kind of, on the end.
You know what I mean?
Finding Dory says fun.
Doesn't Finding Dory sound like a nickname for something else?
Just saying.
Edie Crowley says the waxing moon is a great time to make a wish.
Aww.
Or make a wish when you're waxing.
Like maybe that would be over with.
You know what I mean?
Some kind of a thing like that.
Who was it?
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
Remember the hair on him?
The waxing of him must have been.
Horrific.
Vito, by the way, says, I came from an older school Italian family.
Back when my granddad died, it was a three-day wake, eight hours a day, sitting in the funeral parlor in Queens.
Oof!
Yeah, that's no good.
That's no good.
That's...
I never, I never, ever, ever put any stock in The final process of death.
To me, to me, it's natural.
It's the cessation of life.
But what I want to remember about these people is what I take with me.
Not sitting in a room and, oh my God.
One time I saw somebody with a casket with a big thing of the Yankees.
I'm thinking, are you kidding me?
He's dead.
Glasses are the ones that got me.
And I was a kid.
He's got glasses on.
Uncle Joe's got glasses on.
I know.
But he's dead.
But he had them when he was alive.
He used to breathe when he was alive.
He didn't wear his glasses to bed.
That freaked me out.
In any event, my friends.
Wasn't this fun?
All this fun about waxing?
Waxing?
Alzheimer's?
Vito, Johnny Maz, Oliver Calamari, Brad Rung, Lou Maldonado, Pilgrim Media, Raul Rodriguez, and Thomas Albee.
What a night!
Huh?
What a night!
You think Sticks does this?
I don't think so.
Good man Sticks, Hex of Hammer.
Good man.
He's a damn good man, okay?
What a man?
What a man?
What a hell of a man.
Here's Finding Dory, by the way.
Get it?
Dory, tell us about yourself.
Linda?
Linda Knox says, the old people places cost $5,000 to $6,000 a month.
Screw that!
Uh-uh!
Not me!
No!
CutUpChatter says, make sure someone knows where you buried your Hessian gold just in case.
You know, it's funny.
Do you know that on...
Caskets, there's a little tube in the front where they write your name and who you were and all that stuff.
How about this?
You can go to a casket, have a QR code, or on your gravestone, you can hit it, and somebody says, Hi, how are you?
I just say, I'm dead right now, and if you're one of the following people, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Yep, here I am.
I wrote this while I was lucid, but I'm not here anymore.
Here's some of my best stuff ever.
I put it on YouTube.
This is where I talked about waxing dead people and the signal case.
It's incredible.
It's what I did when I was alive.
Non-sequiturs were my names.
These are all my families.
I just want to have a big ceremony, a big goodbye for Uncle Lenny.
I don't want you all to cry.
Oh, I want you to cry.
I want to get a neurologist.
That's a professional mourner.
Somebody used to actually, a professional crier.
That's what I want you to do.
Do you understand this?
Alright, my friends.
Listen, you have a great and a glorious day.
Don't ever change and mean that sincerely.
Please follow Mrs. L at Lynn's Warriors.
Please also follow my other channel, that Lionel Legal channel.
And also make sure that you are subscribed here.
I got some great stuff.
I got to check out the Anthony Cumia interview.
It's fantastic.
I got one on Maxine.
I got one up right now on the nude thing.
And then later on, a great one on...
Oh, shit.
Oh, on geoengineering.
It's fantastic.
Kimmy Cliff, ladies and gentlemen.
Good night.
Thank you, Kimmy.
Have a great and glorious night.
Carolina Guy, you too.
Claudie, don't ever change.
Joe Lacey, Was Waxy Museum is where the rear wax is.
Joe, we don't know what the hell you're talking about, my friend.
We think you're out of your tree, but you know what?
We love you, my friend.
We love you, but...
You are, as we say in West Tampa, Arribadao, okay?
All right, my friends.
Have a great day.
See you in the morning.
Don't ever forget.
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