Lionel Nation - Michelle Obama’s God Awful Podcast Is the Worst Inhuman Torture in Recorded History
Aired: 2025-03-22
Duration: 08:30


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[00:01:31]  I want to start off by saying I don't hate Michelle Obama.
[00:01:34]  I can't stand Michelle Obama.
[00:01:36]  There's a big difference.
[00:01:37]  I don't know her, but I can't stand her.
[00:01:40]  She's a phony ingrate.
[00:01:43]  With that stupid brother of hers trying to do this podcast.
[00:01:47]  Let me tell you something.
[00:01:47]  There's been a lot of us, a lot of us right now, who've been doing this for a long time.
[00:01:51]  We may not be the best, and we're certainly not the most popular.
[00:01:55]  I can only speak for me.
[00:01:57]  But some people think they can just walk in front of a microphone, whatever the hell that means, sit down, and then spew this incredible, this glory.
[00:02:07]  Let me tell you something.
[00:02:09]  You're not necessarily interesting because you were the first lady, which seems to be a job you ingrate, you don't care about.
[00:02:17]  And that weird brother, look, I don't want to get into saying this one looks like this and this one looks a little, you know, I'm beyond that.
[00:02:29]  But, as far as he looks, you know what I mean?
[00:02:34]  I don't know.
[00:02:35]  I don't know.
[00:02:37]  What is the matter with these people?
[00:02:39]  And by the way, let me also say something.
[00:02:41]  Just for nothing, if I were just constructing the scene, don't do profiles!
[00:02:47]  That's all I'm going to say.
[00:02:49]  Let me tell you about Michelle Obama.
[00:02:51]  And I'm not going to bring up the Joan Rivers thing.
[00:02:54]  I know what you're thinking, alright?
[00:02:55]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:02:58]  And you expect what?
[00:02:59]  Listen, Candace Owens, take it easy!
[00:03:02]  Spend more time with Brigitte Macron.
[00:03:05]  This boat has sailed.
[00:03:07]  And no, I don't know what the hell that means either.
[00:03:09]  But she's an ingrate.
[00:03:11]  And she's boring.
[00:03:13]  And nobody cared about her.
[00:03:15]  People always thought that we loved her.
[00:03:17]  Nobody loved her!
[00:03:18]  It was Barack Obama!
[00:03:20]  And this absolute nonsense!
[00:03:23]  This nonsense!
[00:03:24]  Where Barack Obama went to her brother?
[00:03:27]  To run it by him?
[00:03:29]  What do you think I should do?
[00:03:30]  What is this?
[00:03:31]  Can you see this thumb?
[00:03:32]  What the hell is this thumbs up for?
[00:03:34]  In any event, the idea that Barack Obama went to him and said, do you think you could maybe talk to your sister?
[00:03:42]  What?
[00:03:43]  What kind of fantasy?
[00:03:45]  She was part of the deal from day one.
[00:03:49]  She was a part of the deal where she and Barack, Barry, got all that money for doing the right thing.
[00:03:56]  They did it the right way.
[00:03:57]  They got their money on the back end.
[00:03:59]  Watch the jokes.
[00:04:00]  Watch the jokes.
[00:04:01]  I know what you're thinking.
[00:04:02]  But they got the money on the back end.
[00:04:04]  So what they did was they said, listen, do the right thing.
[00:04:06]  Do your stuff.
[00:04:07]  Do your, you know, whatever this nonsense is.
[00:04:10]  And then, later on, later on, we'll get you this Netflix deal where you can, you know, work on producing some shows.
[00:04:22]  What the hell do you know about anything?
[00:04:24]  It doesn't matter.
[00:04:25]  Play along!
[00:04:27]  And they were...
[00:04:28]  They took off.
[00:04:30]  She was never, ever a part of this.
[00:04:34]  She hates him.
[00:04:35]  And there's a lot to that Barry.
[00:04:38]  Oh, yeah!
[00:04:39]  I'm gonna let it go.
[00:04:40]  I'm gonna let it go.
[00:04:41]  How about that chef?
[00:04:42]  Remember that cook?
[00:04:43]  Remember that guy?
[00:04:44]  Tragic end.
[00:04:45]  Wasn't that terrible?
[00:04:47]  What, he died in like two feet of water?
[00:04:49]  Anyway, I digress.
[00:04:51]  It's weird.
[00:04:52]  You know, when you get into these political games, especially when you talk about the Clintons at first, all of a sudden people start just taking off.
[00:05:01]  Vince Foster and a lot of other people.
[00:05:03]  I mean, this is weird.
[00:05:05]  And if you bring it up, you're a conspiracy theorist, even though people are dropping left and right.
[00:05:10]  Now, if Trump did it, he'd be indicted.
[00:05:13]  Or at least they tried to indict him.
[00:05:15]  By the way, did you ever read or hear...
[00:05:20]  Portions of her book, Being Me.
[00:05:22]  I think they made like four or five dummy copies.
[00:05:25]  Sometimes you'd see them like at the airport.
[00:05:28]  They'd have those bookstores, or if you go to the train station, you know, Hudson News.
[00:05:33]  And I read a couple lines.
[00:05:35]  It was awful.
[00:05:36]  It was almost like this OAC logolalia, this non-committal kind of, I want to re-express myself and recognize you've got to be me.
[00:05:44]  And they'd probably say, What are you talking about?
[00:05:48]  It's logolalia.
[00:05:51]  Logoria.
[00:05:52]  Nonsensical.
[00:05:54]  Unimportant.
[00:05:55]  Gibberish.
[00:05:57]  Absolute.
[00:05:59]  Unmitigated.
[00:06:01]  Gibberish.
[00:06:02]  Let me see if I can say this.
[00:06:04]  You know the expression, nobody doesn't like Shirley?
[00:06:06]  Nobody likes Michelle Obama.
[00:06:10]  Nobody.
[00:06:11]  Nobody.
[00:06:13]  And the idea that now you're trying to Sell us on, what, your importance or how you, what, shelved your own incredible career for Barack?
[00:06:25]  What is your message?
[00:06:27]  You were the first lady of the United States.
[00:06:30]  This country was goddamn good for you.
[00:06:32]  Good for you and to you.
[00:06:34]  And this is the way you show it?
[00:06:36]  By bitching and moaning and, you know, it was terrible after being in the White House.
[00:06:42]  Excuse me, this is an honor.
[00:06:44]  An honor.
[00:06:46]  This is why nobody likes.
[00:06:47]  This is why it's over for you.
[00:06:50]  It's over for you because of that stupid Joe Biden and that stupid Kamala Harris and that stupid Democratic Party.
[00:06:57]  And the best you can do right now that your party can do is blow up Tesla dealerships.
[00:07:01]  Oh, it is so over.
[00:07:03]  But please, do me a favor.
[00:07:06]  Please, keep doing your podcast.
[00:07:09]  You know why?
[00:07:10]  Let me explain.
[00:07:11]  When people induce or sometimes take poisons and eat terrible things, and at emergency rooms, they want to induce vomiting.
[00:07:21]  And they'll use something called Syrup of Ipecac.
[00:07:25]  And Syrup of Ipecac is this awful, kind of a castor oily type of thing, which makes you puke and vomit and become...
[00:07:33]  Emetic, like you can't believe.
[00:07:36]  And they bring in this thing called an Emerson bass, and it's like a baby's, like a wading pool.
[00:07:40]  And you drink this, and you just barf your brains out.
[00:07:45]  In the event they can't find syrup of Ipecac, just put on headphones, so nobody else can hear it, and play five to ten seconds of that guy!
[00:07:54]  What awful podcast of you and your brother and people will be barfing their brains up like Vesuvius.
[00:08:02]  We are so through with you and that stupid brother and that stupid podcast and the Hulk take you and the Obamas and just get out of town.
[00:08:13]  You're lucky you're not indicted.
[00:08:15]  He's through.
[00:08:16]  By the way, what he's doing.
[00:08:18]  What do you think Barry's doing on his time of?
[00:08:20]  Huh?
[00:08:21]  Huh?
[00:08:22]  I got a few ideas, but I can't say them, but I can think them.
[00:08:28]  Now do me a favor, sports fans.