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Aug. 20, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Future Dear friend, dear friend, I hope you can handle all that's going on right now.
This is going to be tough for you.
I mean, this is going to be tough for you because this may not be for you.
Are you up for it?
Are you up for what's going on tonight?
Can you take what's going on?
Let me know you can take it.
Let me know.
Join hands.
Let us commit ourselves.
We can do it.
You're going to need me on this one because let me tell you something.
You're going to see stuff that's going to blow your mind.
And it's just too much.
How many of you, dear friends, are feeling overwhelmed?
It hasn't even started yet.
And you're thinking, I don't know if I can take it.
I can't take the lies.
I just can't take it.
I can't take the lies anymore.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I know what you mean.
This is...
If you do not...
Have access to X, which I think is terrific, an iPad, a laptop.
If you watch this horrible cable news, this linear TV, I'm telling you, you can't be expected to live.
You cannot.
I am telling you, you're going to go crazy.
I listened today, I don't know where I even was, and I'm listening to maybe not even a minute of Neil Cavuto, the worst of the worst of the worst.
Absolutely horrific.
Horrible.
I've never, I'm wondering, what is the...
Who hired you?
What are you listening?
Who are these people?
What's going on?
I was trying to talk to a friend of mine today, and I finally said, look, out of respect for you, I just have to stop talking to you.
He was trying to explain to me what is going on in Gaza, and I said, I can't do this.
I can't.
I can't.
Bro, literally.
I can't do this.
You don't know what you're talking about.
It's like, I'm thinking, I thought he knew.
I thought he knew.
He knows nothing.
So what I do is, when I have friends of mine, you know, good friends, I say, you know what?
I'm backing off.
Out of respect for you, I'm just kind of backing off this thing because you ain't going to like what I have to say.
And that's something that we have to do as well, my friend.
You have to really understand this.
You have to really pay attention to what I'm saying.
But it is tough.
Oh my God, is it tough.
It's like nothing I've ever seen before.
It's like the most incredible thing.
Do you know what's happening right now?
Let me just throw some stuff at you.
And I get stuff first.
X. Elon Musk, I mean, they are just canceling stations, channels on X or Twitter.
What is going on with that?
Have you found it?
Have you seen this?
Does it make you say, what?
What?
Bob Taylor, new member, thank you, Bobby.
Terry Bowler, by the way, or Baylor, depending upon how you pronounce it.
Thank you so much.
Are you watching what's happening?
Are you watching this?
It's the most incredible thing.
You know, Elon, I can't figure this fellow out.
He says some stuff I like, like this.
Some tweets that seem to be conspiracy theories.
Some of these conspiracy theories have turned out to be true.
The Hunter Biden laptop, Twitter and others engaged in active suppression of information that was relevant to the public.
You tweeted this thing about George Soros.
You said he wants to erode the very fabric of civilization, and Soros hates humanity.
Yeah, I think that's true.
That's my opinion.
But why share it?
You absolutely are, but I'm trying to understand why you do, because you have to know it's got a partisan divide in the country.
It makes you a lightning rod for criticism.
There's a scene in The Princess Bride.
He confronts the person who killed his father, and he says...
Offer me money.
Offer me power.
I don't care.
I'll say what I want to say, and if the consequence of that is losing money, so be it.
Now, yet, that's great, but why are you...
Dude, bro, literally, why are you canceling so many people?
Why?
Can you think of anything, any idea, any thought?
Not pictures, not CSAM, child sexual abuse material.
Can you think of anything that you would not allow to be said in your world?
Anything?
Anything?
Can you?
Can you?
I can't.
Anything.
Anything.
You can say anything!
Linda Hazlitt, ladies and gentlemen, says, I am overwhelmed by all this and it's scary.
I can't turn it on.
Love you.
So glad you were here.
Or there, rather.
Thank you, Linda.
Just know what to turn on.
Not cable.
But I want to start with something.
We've got to learn some fundamental precepts about what our world should be.
And one of them is you should be able to say anything you want.
Anything.
And you know what I do if I don't like it?
I turn it off.
Andy Armour says, bro, Kamala makes Sarah Palin look like Madame Curie.
Literally.
Well, perhaps.
Perhaps.
I want to say something before we also get into this, my bros.
My bros, bras.
And bras.
I don't know what the hell.
Anyway.
Something is, you know, some bad and terrible stuff is coming.
You know this.
And I haven't told you this in a while.
But listen to me and listen good.
You better be ready for the apocalypse or whatever you call this.
And one of the things you can do is join right now.
The millions of people who are saying we're going to jump on board regarding this thing, regarding this thing called, well, not permanent, but emergency food.
Here it is, my friends.
PrepareWithLionel.com Look at what I'm saying.
If I have to explain this to you, I did two things today on Monkeypox.
Monkeypox.
Clade 1, Clade 2. Are you following this?
Do you see?
I'm looking on top of the mountain.
I'm looking out at what's happening.
Do you not see what they're doing?
Are you not ready for this?
What do you need to know?
Do you think the coast is ever clear, dear friends?
Do you ever think that?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Clapton says, bro, Cavuto and Tarlov are unlistenable.
I don't even know who Tarlov is.
I don't know.
I don't listen to them.
Cavuto, I despise.
David Mewdry says, why didn't Biden and Harris stop taxes on tips four years ago?
Yes!
Better yet, why did Kamala Harris act as the tie vote to deliberately stop this and turn the IRS off?
My friend, somebody mentioned the fact that sister Kamala Kamala You mentioned some reference to her making Sarah Palin look like Madame Curie.
Do you understand this thing called cultural appropriation?
I want to take you back in time.
I don't feel no ways tired.
I've come too far from where I started from.
Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
All right.
Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
And you all helped us win in 2020 and we're going to do it again in 2024.
Just hang loose blood.
She's going to catch up on the rebound on the meds.
What it is, big mama.
My mama didn't raise no dummies.
Cut that duck a rap.
Cut me some slack, Jack.
Say cut in.
Chump the one to help, Chump.
Don't get the help.
Say can't hang, say seven up.
Jive ass dude don't got no brain in there.
One of the great moments of our cultural history.
J.D.E.
says, bro, why do the kids get monkeypox on their faces?
Well, I think they get it everywhere.
If it's a clade one or clade two, do the research for God's sakes.
Come on, man!
Did you see this one?
You know who is really, as we say in West Tampa, emping out.
Jill Biden is so through because it's over!
It's...
Over.
Do you understand?
It is over for her.
She's done.
She's finished.
They're going to go to Rehoboth Beach and she's stuck with Mr. Depends.
It's done.
She's nothing.
She's zero.
And she hates it.
And you know how you can tell?
Notice her reaction when they leave.
She doesn't even acknowledge Joe.
She's furious.
Check this out.
Watch her.
Watch her.
Here's your host.
Here's some.
Hey, how are you?
See you later.
Thanks a lot.
Take care.
You sound like that.
Look at this.
Don't even look back.
You guys are looking just, uh, she is so, so good.
Ah, she's.
Ah, she's drunk around.
Hey.
Ah.
Ah.
you Yes, that's right.
By the way, presidents should not salute because they're not in uniform.
This is, we are, do you see what's happening around us?
You're not going to see Cavuto talk about this.
You're not going to see Cavuto talk about this.
I forgot, what the hell was it?
I have this one up here.
What was this about?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
This was Kemala trying to talk to reporters about her particular plans, her deeply thought-out, well-informed, well-developed plans for the economy.
Listen to the gibberish.
It's still there.
This is why they don't want her talking to anyone.
You've unveiled some economic policies last week.
Can you explain how you're going to pay for those?
And can you give us a sense of what other policies you want to unveil going forward?
Sure.
Well, I mean, you just look at it in terms of what we are talking about, for example, around children and the child tax credit and extending the EITC.
Are you going to pay for it?
It's at $6,000 for the first year of a child's life.
The return on that investment in terms of what that will do and what it will pay for will be tremendous.
We've seen it when we did it in the first year of our administration.
We reduced child poverty by over 50%.
So that's a lot of the work.
And then what we're doing in terms of the tax credits, we know By the way, Check out Doug and check out even Tampon Timmy and Mrs. Tampon Timmy are saying, What the hell are you talking about?
Increasing the tax base, not too much property tax base, what that does to fund schools.
Again, return on investment.
I think it's a mistake for any person who talks about public policy.
to not critically evaluate how you measure the return on investment.
When you are strengthening neighborhoods, strengthening communities, and in particular the economy of those communities, and investing in a broad-based economy, everybody benefits, and it pays for itself.
As we say in West Tampa, what a paquete?
You didn't answer the question, how do you pay for it?
Not, what will be the benefit?
Would you like getting it?
Kelly McKinnon says, Mr. L, I missed the 1970s.
Oh, do I ever?
Do I ever?
And one more thing.
Dig this.
What do you think of this?
This is a mile.
This started today.
This started just...
Just do a little research.
A little focus group.
When you see this, what do you think?
No peace!
No justice!
No peace!
No justice!
No peace!
No justice!
No peace!
Now you see the fist?
What is the fist?
Is this Antifa?
What is the fist?
What is the red fist?
What does this mean?
Stand with Palestine.
Okay, fine.
Okay.
What do you think about this?
No justice!
No peace!
Now check this guy out here.
Check out the rabbi here.
Not exactly your normal pro-Palestinian.
I'm sure he has some interesting views on Zionism.
Check this ecumenical group.
Now do these look okay?
Now what do you think about that?
What's your take?
What's your take on that?
Because we're hearing stuff as I'm reading.
There's a great, I read this, I'm reading all the Chicago-centered pieces.
They're also seeing, according to these folks, the bricks on skiffs, they're ready to go with this.
Antifa's ready to go.
Remember, Antifa, BLM, same group, different label.
They can mobilize like that.
They can mobilize like that.
Do you hear what's going on?
Now, be on the lookout.
Tonight, Biden is on the worst night of the week.
Opening night is the worst night.
I think Obama is tomorrow.
Wednesday is going to be Bill Clinton introducing Hillary too.
Bill Clinton tomorrow night, Tampon Timmy.
No, no, no.
Tomorrow night's Obama.
Wednesday is Tampon Timmy.
And the last time Bill introduced somebody, it was...
Oh, God.
It was another loser.
Who was it?
Oh, God.
Anyway.
John Kerry.
No.
It was somebody else.
But I forget who it was.
So, they're just bringing him out.
But watch tonight's something.
And everybody's talking about this.
Now you know there's all kinds of stuff you're hearing about.
There's the regular news and then there's the dark web news.
And then there's the blinds.
You know, the rumor mill.
We can't verify this.
Oh, there's some great stuff.
And it always turns out to be either true or very interesting.
Watch tonight.
If you get a chance, the synchronization of Biden's mouth with the speech.
You heard me.
Watch if they do any close-ups.
Watch if they, I don't know what technology, watch very, very carefully.
Because you've got to ask yourself, Do you want to hear him say, I did a video, and I hope, by the way, all of the Lionel Nation members know this.
I've got a couple.
I dropped a monkeypox one today, which, or is that tomorrow?
I forget.
One is, oh, looking at the psychological profile of Gemala.
Coming up next, don't call her commie.
She's not even, she's insulting the communists.
Insulting them.
She has no idea what she's talking about.
But I want you to listen carefully because what I'm hearing from what my sources are, they're saying watch how they sync this.
Are you suggesting that they would lip sync him now?
Can they do that?
Can they do that?
Can DARPA do that?
I don't know.
Pay attention tonight.
Edie Crowley, our dear friend, says, it all just makes me want to listen to Rock the Casbah by The Clash.
Oh yeah.
Sharia don't like it.
Rock the Casbah.
Rock the Casbah.
I love that.
Also listening to The Cure the other day.
Oh, we were rocking the other day.
We had the tunes going into Yugo.
It's a stretch.
So keep in mind that.
Now listen to me.
There was also, I was trying to find it.
Go on X and try to find this one.
They had busloads of people in Philly bussing them in.
Big white buses.
I thought for sure this was part of the foreign or the illegal parade.
But they were coming in like you can't believe.
Pouring in.
And you can see them as the Trump folks were there.
Remember, you're not going to see this on Neil Cavuto.
Who'd they have on?
That Doris Kearns Goodwin?
Gee, how many facelifts?
Jimmy Carter's grandson!
Hey!
Yeah, baby!
You're going to be hearing everything in the world.
You're going to be hearing things like evangelicals for Harris.
She's up 12 points.
She's up 15 points.
And nobody's going to be saying, are you women?
They're going to be saying, this is great news.
Because what they're trying to do is they're trying to make you feel good.
And what they're doing is they're telling you, hey, it's number one.
Imagine.
If I had Myron Florin and G.G. Allen live at the Palladium, and I artificially say it's number one, and I go to Rolling Stone, say it's the greatest, are people going to buy it?
Just because I'm telling you this?
Are you going to believe this?
They don't do that.
I mean, they might want to exaggerate.
The Democratic Party, ladies and gentlemen, want you to believe and they think you are stupid.
These are the same people last time who said Hillary's got it.
Do you understand that?
They said Hillary's got it.
It's hers.
Do not lose your faith.
Then they're saying the latest is that Trump has PTSD and he doesn't want to win.
Oh, yeah.
Be on the lookout for that.
Trump's got to open up that mic.
Trump's got to go on tonight, right when this thing happens, and drop, and also do play-by-play.
Can you imagine?
Stop what you're doing.
Stop what you're doing.
Listen to me.
Can you imagine if Trump said, we're going to have a viewing party?
We're going to watch Gay Mala live on X. What if more people watched him than watched it on TV?
Imagine him sitting there and just sitting with you.
You know how we just, it's almost like Mystery Science Theater.
We have a bunch of people sitting around and having them say, can you believe this?
Just watching with him and then laughing.
He's got to abuse her rhetorically.
Laugh at her.
Mock her.
Don't take her seriously.
He's got to drive her crazy.
Kevin, even Kevin says, I haven't heard the name Myron Florin in decades.
Oh, Myron Florin.
I have my friend who was a DJ who was a DJ gave me years ago it was a It was either a Myron Florin CD or a Dead Kennedys CD,
but they had the opposite.
It was Dead Kennedys with Myron Florin or it was a Myron Florin CD and they put the Dead Kennedys, whatever it was.
It was an absolute worth a lot of money, supposedly.
I remember one time buying...
Easy Rider, the LP, and I got instead Three Dog Night live at the Forum.
Which I liked!
The Electric Prunes, Curie Ellison, oh come on!
Man, remember that?
Don't Bogart That Joint?
I was a kid playing it.
Don't Bogart That Joint!
Pass it over to me!
Alright.
Now I know what you're thinking.
I'm reading this stuff and I'm thinking this is the most ridiculous thing in the world.
I've got a friend of mine who sends me, he says, look, the New Yorker.
I said, the New Yorker?
What is the matter with you?
What is the matter?
I don't understand you.
Amy Goodman was on with Bill Ayers talking about the 68, the 68 riot.
With one, what's his name, Gonzalez or whatever.
And they were talking about how they brought it down and it changed everything.
And yet, the same people who said, that was noble, now are looking at the protesters for Palestine.
And there's no connection whatsoever.
I'm fascinated by this.
Fascinated.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
Ask yourself this question.
Why don't you think anybody's talking about Israel?
Nelson says the greatest F you to all Democrats is Sleepy Joe endorses Trump, LOL.
But he has too many skeletons in the closet.
Oh, no, they would indict Biden and his family.
Remember, he's got family members, Nelson, that have like 30 LLCs.
What the hell is that all about?
But I want you to not lose faith.
Not yet!
Because remember something.
If they steal it fair and square, we're done.
All this is a joke.
She's not going to win anything.
But if they steal it fair and square, we're done.
Done.
And you've got to understand this.
And you've got to get on the phone and call that Lara Trump and say, what the hell are you doing about this?
What are you doing?
We can only do so much.
He can only do so much.
What if in Philly they keep saying, well, you know, she did much better than nonsense.
We want to see how do we know anything?
What is the review method?
This is the only thing that I worry about.
Not only that, I told you this before and I'm going to say it again.
I worry about these millions of newly minted Americans, supposedly, who came over from God knows where, who pledged fealty, who basically were biometrically scanned, or for all we know, pledged, did absentee voting when they walked in.
Maybe they granted a proxy, and they say, listen, who in the hell knows?
That's the only way we lose.
Assuming Assuming that does not happen, my friends.
Assuming then September the 10th for the debate.
I told you what we have to do with that.
I'm going to tell you again.
I'm going to tell you again.
Listen to me carefully.
Number one.
I'm going to go in there and say, President Trump, you listen to me and you listen good.
This is the goal of the debate.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Listen to me.
The goal of the debate is going to be this.
For the next day, everybody says, did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you?
I've got this great piece right here.
This is my good friend.
This is Pat Cooper when he had the celebration of life.
Pat Cooper was just a...
I loved him.
Sweetest man.
I loved him.
Going out to eat with Pat Cooper is something that you...
And he would have been 90...
95. Well, actually, 94 because it was...
No, no, no. 95. 95. What am I saying?
Excuse me.
And years ago, I want you to go and watch Pat Cooper on the Tomorrow Show tear apart Lola Falana and Jerry Vale.
And the next day, I called a friend of mine and I said, because we watch the Tomorrow Show every night.
I said, did you see that?
Yes.
Did you see Pat Cooper, Lola Falana?
And she said, how come she sent me this and Lola Falana and Jerry Vale?
And she's a tramp!
I mean, it was like, what the hell was that?
It was the wildest moment at the time.
That's what I wanted them to do with Trump and the debate.
That's it.
I want people to say, bro, literally, bro, did you see that?
Bro, literally, my eyes bugged out of my head.
Bro.
And the next day, TikTok and X...
And everything you can imagine will put up so many versions.
It will live in infamy.
She will never be able to recover if you do the right thing.
And what do I do?
First things first, Mr. President Trump.
Number one, you own it.
The first thing you're going to do is, whatever the question, whatever the format, you're going to sit there and say, yeah, I got something to say, and I want you to point at her.
Now remember, she's got men problems.
Sorry!
She's got all kinds of issues.
Daddy issues, men issues, you name it, she's got it.
And for you to point at her, I want you to dig deep down into her psyche.
You've read the dossier.
We've given you psychological reports.
You know about her with her father and with Willie and with everybody else.
You know what her story is, right?
You know this.
And you know how...
That thing with her father, really, and everybody's got a little bit of an Achilles heel.
So you're going to do this, and you're going to freak her out, and you're going to hit back Freudian memories.
You're going to trip, like trip things.
She doesn't even know we're there.
And the first thing you're going to do is you're going to say, yes or no, is Israel committing genocide in Palestine?
Yes or no?
Answer the question!
just like that.
She won't know what to do.
The tone, the frequency, they'll be buzzing in her ears and I hope to God that she's got her earpiece in and they're talking to her that gives her that kind of goofy look as she's listening to what's happening.
What?
And then when somebody from ABC, George Stephan Abelopoulos, or whoever it was, says, excuse me, that's not the rules of this.
They say, let me tell you something.
When you're the president, you can't set up the rules.
Did you see what Putin did today?
Where he offered basically new rules for not expatriation, for immigration, immigration, for people escaping neoliberalism.
Ask people what neoliberalism is.
It's beautiful.
Barry Taylor's got something to say.
Trump should be a shoo-in, yet if they steal it legally again, what's our contingency plan?
What do you mean contingency plan?
There is no contingency plan.
If they steal it fair and square, I don't know what to tell you.
That's it.
It's going to be...
I don't know.
I don't...
Use your imagination.
Four more years of now, we're going to get nuts.
Now we're gonna get nuts.
But the second thing she does, second thing is, do you believe it's fair for a man to enter a boxing league with a woman, beat the hell out of her, and then we give him a medal?
Yes or no?
Answer the question.
Pat Kelpie just says, why, L?
Why?
You know what?
It's the best question.
Why?
Why what?
You know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't.
Why what?
Why?
That's all Pat says.
Just tell me why.
Those two issues right now are the two most, first and foremost, why do I bring up Israel?
Why?
Why?
Because nobody understands it.
It's the best kept secret in town.
These are a bunch of anti-semi-rabble-rousers who want to just...
And they're part of...
Iran and their dupes and they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
And by the way, they do have one point.
I would venture to say that none of these people protesting, what I want to know, get to talk to, none of them.
You're going to see people who are some of the biggest jerks you've ever seen.
However, the world thinks differently.
Did you see?
Was it Greece?
No.
Sweden, Stockholm, whatever, refuses to talk to Israel.
I mean, the world is turning.
We're living in a cocoon.
We're living in this hermetically sealed world.
We don't know what's happening regarding the Middle East.
None.
We have no clue.
It's like we're that Japanese soldier who doesn't know that the war is over.
He has no idea.
Those two issues.
Right now, you've got huge pockets and swaths of the Democratic Party who are going to say, you know what?
We're going to sit this one up.
Screw you, gay mala.
We're not voting for Trump, and we're sure it's only going to vote for you.
But at least we know what Trump's about.
Or some people are saying, we're going to hold our nose and vote for him.
If I really, if I really, if I really wanted to honestly do the best ad anybody could do, ever.
I would sit there and I would say, let me tell you something.
You don't know who I am, but they call me Uncle Lenny.
You can ask Johnny Maz, Maz the Spaz.
Maz says, the New York Post is reporting the protesters and their comrades are below the number of protesters expected.
Tabloid newspapers should be folding soon.
Well, they're so, you can't read, but with all due respect, they're in the bag for Israel.
I'm just telling you, you're not going to read anything.
You're just not going to hear any other side.
The New York Post says, Israel's good.
These other people are all crazy.
I don't want to get into this right now.
But I want you to listen to this.
There's an ad on my TV.
Uncle Lenny.
Let me tell you something.
The reason why, in case you don't know this, years ago there was a woman who called up.
She was watching one time and she said, That her mother would say, are you listening to that Lenny guy again?
Cracks me up.
So I say, I want to talk to you about something.
You don't know me, but I know you.
You're a good person, but you're fed up.
And you think that Trump's a jerk.
You think he's crazy and you don't like him and he never did.
You never really connected with him.
You think he's an egomaniac and he tweets too much.
Okay, fine.
I'm not going to argue against it.
But let me tell you something.
This one is a nut.
I don't know what she's about.
Somebody's behind her, and they're going to give her a pen to sign.
Now, let me tell you something.
Under him, you were there.
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
Things were okay.
Oh, you may have hated him, but you said, you know what?
Okay, I'll benefit from him.
We weren't.
We didn't have wars.
Money was good.
401ks were good.
Things were great.
Unemployment was down.
Until that thing happened out of China.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
But we'll let other people discuss that.
Now here's what I want you to do.
Take it from me, Uncle Lenny.
Hold your nose and vote for him.
I know you hate him.
I don't really give a damn.
Hold your nose and vote for him.
You'll be so happy you did because he doesn't believe in the BS of these people.
This woman's out of her tree.
She doesn't know what the hell she's doing.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
He does.
You know it and I know it.
And I know it goes against everything in your gut.
I know that.
You're thinking, I can't stand that guy.
I know it.
But he's like chemotherapy.
You've heard me say it before.
Chemotherapy, you never give it to somebody who's healthy.
It'll kill you.
Oh.
That's it.
It's sweets or skeets or sheets or what's it called?
Oh, no.
Well, whatever.
They had buses to bring people in, and then they're lining them up 100,000.
It's complete nonsense.
Nobody cares.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
Do you know anybody who really likes Kamala?
Kamala?
Listen to Uncle Lenny.
Do you?
Or do you know people who say, ha, ha, ha?
Trump's going to get his.
That's not the way you win.
That's not the way you win.
Hey, vote for Kamala.
Why?
Well, because I'll screw you, Trump.
That's it?
That's it.
Anything to say about her?
Nope.
Everything about her is a feeb.
Wait till old Doug.
Oh my God.
Wait till old Doug talks.
When's Doug talking?
I want you to get your kids around themselves.
Let me tell you something.
You better never do drugs.
Why?
Let me show you something.
See that guy right there?
He did drugs.
Now listen to him.
I don't think he did drugs, but tell your kids that.
See what it does?
It destroys your personality.
This guy has a personality of a wet fart.
As my mother would say, he couldn't lure me out of a burning building.
This guy could systematically lower teen pregnancy rates by describing the sex act.
This is her husband!
She fell in love with this guy.
This is how nuts she is.
She saw Doug Emhoff and said, yeah!
She went from Willie Brown, Montel, to this, to Mel Cooley.
What is this?
Or Fred Rutherford.
Richard Deacon, by the way.
This woman's a phony.
Oh, and by the way, you're going to drag that daughter out?
Please do.
Please bring her out with all the tattoos.
She wants to push ketamine and whatever it is.
She's out of her tree.
Please bring her.
Please.
And would you do that soul business too?
Maybe juicy.
Smell a little bit there.
You can say, hey baby.
It's your Kemala.
You do that.
Nobody likes her.
You know what I'm talking about.
Nobody.
So just do me a favor.
Forget this stuff.
You notice how they're claiming You know they're doing AI.
You know they nailed him.
And now they're saying, oh, he's crazy.
He's claiming his AI.
They are so scared.
They're on the phone saying, we have plan B, right?
Yeah.
We've got him, right?
The illegals?
You sure now, right?
There's no getting back.
Okay.
So where's Lara Trump?
Where's she?
Where's all these people?
Did you ever watch that stupid Fox News?
Come on, Hannity.
Do us a favor.
You're Mr. Big Shot.
You're in tight.
Are you saying this?
Are you talking about this?
Are you putting the word out?
Don't even think about trying to pull a fast one.
We're going to be there.
Are you doing that?
Of course not.
Because deep down inside, I don't think you bastards want them to win.
I really don't.
I swear to God, I think somebody says, you know, we do a lot better.
When we're knocking her down.
Well, if we had four years of knocking her down, it'd be fantastic.
You don't think they think that?
You don't think Judge Jeanine's thinking, now let me see, do I do better trashing Kamala or trying to kiss his ass all the time?
You know what?
Don't think so.
Don't think that for a moment.
I don't trust any of these people.
I don't trust any of them.
So, the good news, The good news still is that he's just sitting back.
But Mr. President, please, now, start tweeting.
Do something now.
Do something to steal the thunder.
Just go online.
Go live on X. Call up Elon in the middle of this.
Right before something comes up, and all of a sudden there's Trump, and he should talk to you and say, are you watching this?
Are you watching this?
Do you think she knows what the hell she's talking about?
I don't think she knows.
And listen, I know people who know her.
Believe me when I tell you something.
She may not be a bad person, but she's out of her tree.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
Can you imagine Trump talking to you?
You ever met Putin?
Whew!
Can you imagine that?
Did you see old Tucker when he met Putin?
He almost...
Soiled himself.
It's pretty intimidating.
This guy doesn't walk up and say, how are you?
Even Tucker was saying.
You know, Tucker had the worried look.
And those guys know everything there is about psychological warfare.
I would have done.
It was something.
I would have known how to sit.
I would have known how to answer questions.
I would have known what to say.
I would have had everything worked out by every behavioral expert.
I would have called ex-spooks, ex-CIA.
I would know every trick in the book.
Everything.
The way I pause, the way I look up, the way I look down, the way I focus.
I would have everything figured out.
I wouldn't look like a little boy and say, I can't believe I'm here.
I'm independent.
Putin was right off the bat.
I want to tell you a little story.
You don't mind, do you?
And Tucker said, no, go ahead.
What am I going to say?
Can you imagine if he said, no, excuse me, I don't have a lot of time.
With all due respect, I want to ask you a few questions.
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that?
I've always wanted to say that.
What were you thinking?
I mean, I think you should all show deference to any leader of any country, especially in their own home.
But what if you said, excuse me, Not for nothing, sir, but I don't want to hear that.
You would have been a hero, but you didn't do that.
You came back and you were like...
Nobody thinks this thing through.
Nobody thinks this thing through.
What if during the course of the event, as Kamala's talking, Trump does this.
Thank you.
Think I'm kidding?
During the interview, he answers, and then she starts talking, and he goes like that again.
And people at home say, why is he looking up?
Nobody's listening to her!
You know why I did that?
True story.
It was a jury trial years ago.
They put us in this terrible courtroom.
I couldn't hear.
I was on the other side.
I swear to God, I can't hear a damn thing.
And I looked up and I said, I'm wondering if it's because of the configuration of the ceiling and the way it was bent and curved and wood and this and that.
Well, this is pretty interesting.
Maybe that's it.
And I'm doing it like this.
And as I look back at the jury, they're looking up like this.
Like, what the hell is he looking at?
And I'm going, oh, God, I look down the case.
I don't want the judge to be held in contempt.
What if Trump did this?
He starts looking up.
Or doing like this.
Do you know what that is when somebody does like this?
When you're talking?
During cross-examination?
I ask you a question.
Did the police officer read you Miranda Rice?
No!
Would you describe how the car drove down the road?
Like this!
I did that one time and I didn't realize I was doing it.
Can you describe?
Yeah, like that!
Imagine Kamala doing it.
Is she looking at them like that?
They will love him.
Why?
Because I want to win social media.
I want to destroy everything.
I want everybody to say, did you see that debate?
What was your favorite part?
Let all of these genius editors put this thing together with the gangster glasses and this thing.
This is, you've got to play dirty.
Nobody wants to hear what your plan is.
They want you to be Trump.
The reason why...
They love you because you're a gangster.
You're tough.
You're a son of a bitch is what you are.
And you're tough.
And they know it.
Remember when he was a G7?
He pushed people out of the way.
Remember that?
That was my favorite.
Get the hell out of here.
Move over.
I'm here.
DT's here.
How you doing, honey?
Walked in.
I love that guy.
This one, she's an embarrassment.
Let me also tell you something.
Nobody wants her.
Ask your friends, your liberal friends or democratic friends, and ask them, do you really want her?
Come on.
Do you really?
Tell me.
What do you want?
I got time.
Tell me.
Just one thing.
Not three things.
Not two things.
Just one.
What's the one policy that she's articulated the best?
What?
Name a policy.
Of Trump.
Energy.
Tariffs.
Taxes.
Unemployment.
He said this.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
The wall.
The border.
What?
Here's Soul Man.
Soul 76 says, DJT, day one for Kamala Harris was three and a half years ago.
That's true.
She's done this before.
She acts like, he goes, I right now.
Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs?
What the hell are you telling me for?
You did it.
You did it.
What are you doing?
You did it.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
You did it.
You were responsible for this.
It's the most incredible thing in the world how people figure this thing out.
Do you remember years ago there was a fellow when was this?
There was a fellow named Colin Ferguson.
Do you remember this?
It was in 1993.
The Long Island Railroad shooting.
It was it was Colin Ferguson started shooting people.
Remember that?
And I remember at the time it was Bill Kunstler was trying to defend him.
They called it Black Rage.
Remember that?
Black Rage.
And I remember at the time he said, I want to defend myself.
You?
And they argued back and forth.
So the judge said, well, I can't keep him from defending himself.
I think he had Kunstler just stay there, you know, just to make sure he doesn't do anything really stupid.
And Colin Ferguson, who would do the cross-examination.
And it was absurd, because he's a shooter, and you go to people and say, excuse me, did you see the person who shot you?
You!
Would you describe his clothing, please?
I don't know.
What is it?
A tweet?
You!
You did it!
And would you point him out?
You!
It was the most absurd thing in the world.
How do you cross it?
Are you sure I shot you?
Yes!
What kind of a defense?
I don't understand it, but anyway.
When I did stand-up, that used to bring the house down.
I don't know why.
It was tragic, but it was just absurd.
So that's the best part.
It's like, can I say something?
Have you all forgotten?
Hey, Stephanopoulos, she's been in charge along with Pops since day one, since 2020.
What the hell is she bringing this up now for?
Let me remind you again.
She's been in power.
She talks about something like, oh, the price of Doritos.
Forget this, Doritos.
And would you stop that?
Is that her thing, Doritos?
Is that what she's trying to do?
Does every...
President have to do this?
Remember Reagan with the jelly beans?
Let me ask you something very quickly.
I'm going to ask you right now, especially those thousands of you who are standing by who have not said a word.
You are President of the United States.
There's going to be one product that you are known for.
One product.
One product.
I think Trump likes his McDonald's or whatever the hell it is.
Fast food.
She likes Doritos.
Reagan liked the jelly beans.
What would your thing be?
Who was it?
George Herbert Walker said he didn't like asparagus or broccoli or whatever it was.
He didn't like it.
What would be your thing?
What would be your jelly bellies?
Come on.
What would be your thing?
Come on.
Tell me.
What's your thing?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Reducing the price of Sherman.
Come on.
What's your...
Tell me what it is.
Toilet paper?
Your thing is toilet paper?
Ham Solo toilet paper?
Cryptos is steak?
That's it?
Do you understand the novelty of this?
Wait a minute.
Pilgrim's got something to say.
Will they pull the monkey pox chute, Mr. L?
Ho, ho, ho!
I think we're wrong.
Let me surprise.
Filet, corn nuts, chicken wings, orange slices.
Come on, Kevin!
Orange slices.
Hot tamale candy?
Ribs?
Can we think of something like more product?
Something, you know, like Red Hots?
Or as they always say...
What is that?
What's the mispronounced word they always do for the French?
Macaron versus macaroon.
Skittles.
Diet Coke.
Lemonheads.
There we go.
Snickers.
Warheads.
Warheads.
Peanuts.
Come on, you could do better than that.
Sunflower seeds.
Dave, you're killing me.
Wait a minute.
Lori says peanut butter cups.
Lori, listen to what I'm saying, young lady.
Reese's peanut butter cups, frozen.
Throw them in the fridge.
Snickerdoodles.
The other day, you know what I got into a bag of?
And they are absolutely plant-based, believe it or not.
Oreos.
Oreos are vegan.
Oh my god.
Alright, I gotta go.
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Gotta run, folks.
See you tonight.
Watch Old Man Pops tonight.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Until then, remember, as we always say, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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