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March 19, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Fani Willis Survived the Effort to DQ Her But Can She Actually Convict Trump?
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President Trump is now under attack yet again because he used the term there will be bloodshed.
There will be bloodshed.
At a rally yesterday, he said there will be bloodshed.
He didn't specify as to what that meant.
He didn't specify as to what particularly he was referring to when he said bloodshed.
Was this Trump hyperbole?
Was this Trump?
Who knows?
But they're going crazy.
The left.
The sock puppet.
Shadow government media are going nuts.
Why do you think that is?
I'll tell you why.
They're going nuts because that's all they have.
And the president should double down and say, I said bloodshed.
I didn't stutter.
There will be bloodshed.
There is bloodshed now.
There is bloodshed on our borders.
Bloodshed in our streets.
In our schools.
Everywhere.
There is more violence now.
America is involved in a blood bath.
America is under attack.
Double down on it.
Own it.
Say it again and again.
And again, there will be a bloodbath.
Now what they're trying to do is they're trying to tell you that what he's suggesting, and follow me carefully, what he's suggesting is that there is going to be some form of J6 version, more violence and the like.
They're doing everything in their power to suggest that.
We're going to be talking about this.
We're going to be talking tonight and pay very close attention.
And I hope the Trump administration or the Trump campaign administration is paying very close attention as to what I am saying.
It's very, very, very critical.
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All right, my friends.
Let's think.
And you are my friends.
I don't say that lightly.
I don't say that as a joke.
It's true.
They're getting all over Trump because he said the word bloodshed.
Mr. President, double down on it.
Say it over and over and over and over again.
Let them talk about it to the point where they go crazy.
Because that's all they have.
They have nothing.
There is bloodshed.
There is complete and total disaster in the streets.
Crime of plenty.
He's absolutely right.
Go back and watch what he said.
Venezuela is emptying their jails.
Crime drops.
He said, I don't know if it's true, 60% in Venezuela because all of the lunatics are coming over here.
He's absolutely right.
Do not back down, sir.
Do not back down.
Own this.
Own it.
Fess up.
Admit to it.
You better believe it.
And when it comes to calling these people savages, call them animals, savages, criminal savages, criminal animals, animals.
Illegal animals, immigrant animals, migrant animals, migrant savages.
Double down.
Drive them crazy.
Hit them over and over and over and over.
Talk about Lake and Riley.
Talk about everybody else.
Hit them.
Don't back down.
Don't back down.
Make them go crazy.
You found a submission hold.
You found the soft underbelly.
Hurt them with this over and over and over.
You're absolutely correct.
What he said about China putting huge car, mega car factories and assembly lines in Mexico.
He said, if you do this, and I'm telling Xi, I'm telling you, I'll give you 100% tariff.
He does it.
That's the Trump we want.
Say it!
Say it!
Don't run from it!
You don't like bloodbath?
That was being kind.
Now, understand what's the most important thing in the world.
This is very, very good.
And he must bring up Fannie Willis.
Mr. President, use this.
Use this.
She is your...
I know when I say this, people are going to take it the wrong way.
She is your Willie Horton.
She is a...
Not the race part, but Jack Smith is your Willie Horton.
Tish James is your Willie Horton.
Alvin Bragg is really horny.
The Department of Justice is really horny.
It's a face.
It's a name.
It's an identifiable, articulable person you can focus on.
Fannie Willis, who would go to any extreme to get him.
Lay off this nonsense about she hired Wade because she wanted to...
No, no.
That doesn't work.
Talk about the prosecution.
Racketeering?
Racketeering?
Just what I think.
I can't understand.
I'm not even sure what the hell I did with the Mar-a-Lago case compared to what he did.
See, Trump has to go out and explain to people.
Let me explain to you, ladies and gentlemen, what's going on here.
And if you can figure this out, please let me know because I can't figure it out.
Number one.
They keep showing you pictures of these boxes and boxes of a bathroom in Mar-a-Lago.
All those boxes are not illegal.
The documents are, what, 30?
Some de minimis number of documents that they thought were, oh my God, this is going to be the end of civilization if these documents ever got out.
If ever China got a hold of these documents, oh my God!
The documents they showed you, those boxes, those aren't they.
So why did they tell you that?
That's number one.
Number two, Pops Biden has all of his stuff in his garage, in the pen, Biden pen, Chinatown.
What the hell was going on here?
They're all over the place, in his garage.
So her comes up and says, now get this.
He is too...
He's enfeebled to be charged, but he wants to be president.
Do you know what you need to be charged with a crime in this country?
A heartbeat?
And even that I'm not too sure about.
Let me say that again.
Mr. Heard just told you that the president of the United States, your president, should be removed immediately under the 22nd Amendment.
But he, this is the fellow.
This is the fellow.
Who is so senescent, so hobbled by intellectual, cognitive, and neurological decrepitude that they wouldn't be able to sustain the conviction without some jury feeling sorry for him.
This man, who cannot even be brought to trial, they'll bring you on a trial.
You could be as long as you are.
Competent?
He can't be brought to trial.
He can't sit there for a trial.
But he can be the president?
Does that make sense to you, my friends?
No.
What's it going to be?
It gets even better.
His documents are okay.
Mine aren't.
He's got more than I do.
He's okay.
I'm not.
Why?
Because I'm Donald Trump and I'm going to win.
And these bastards will do anything to shut me down.
Then we got Alvin Bragg in New York.
I don't know what the hell that case is about.
I have no idea what that case is about.
I have no earthly idea.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I can pay you as much as I want to tell you to shut up.
As long as I don't tell you to not lie, or to lie, like Fannie Willis did in her obstruction of justice when she told Terrence Bradley, listen, they're coming after us.
You don't have to say anything about us, Terry.
Is that right?
And when Gabe Banks said the same thing, you're not the leaker, are you?
And when Nathan Wade said, don't forget the...
They're all over this guy.
No problem with that.
These people get away with murder.
Can you imagine if we did that?
We'd be under the jail.
Just say January 6th.
I'll get to that in a moment.
That Alvin Bragg case, I don't know what that's about.
Then we had this New York case.
It was a civil case, which is weird.
I walked in and they declared me guilty.
It's kind of like Alex Jones.
Alex Jones defaulted.
He defaulted.
It's kind of similar, but not really, but kind of, sort of, maybe, a little bit, sort of, kind of, maybe, a little bit.
Alex Jones, when he was charged or he was sued for the Sandy Hook business, for some reason, and I'm not expert on this, but either he did not turn over documents or he, I don't know what he did, but the judge said, okay, you defaulted.
That's it.
You admit to all the well-plaid allegations.
Now we're just going to go to trial to figure out how much money they can get from you.
That's it.
That's kind of what happened to Trump.
Trump walks into court and they said, you're guilty.
You're guilty.
I'm guilty.
I know it's a civil case.
It's not really guilt.
It's liable.
But what?
Yeah, I found there to be fraud.
You did?
Oh, thank you.
And when did this happen?
Before you got here.
Before I got here.
Do I have anything to say about that?
Nope.
Okay, that's fair enough.
Sure.
Did any of the banks complain?
Nope.
Uh-huh.
Did anybody claim that my itemization, my valuation was incorrect?
Nope.
I see.
So you did this on your own, yes.
And the genius, Tish James, says she believes that Mar-a-Lago is worth $5 million.
I mean, you just can't believe this.
You can't believe any of this.
So now they're getting upset because I said bloodshed.
Let me say it again.
Bloodshed.
Let me spell it for you.
B-double-O-D.
B-double-O-D.
B-L-O-O-D versus Bootshed.
B-L-O-O-D or Bootshed.
I can do that.
Bootshed, Boons Farm, whatever it is.
Bloodshed.
I said it.
Animals, savages, hominids, cretins, miscreants, vile human swill.
Animals?
Does that bother you?
Animals it is.
Animals.
Double down, Mr. President.
Double down.
He's absolutely correct.
You got a problem with that?
Anybody got a problem with that?
I don't got a problem with that at all.
And Trump's got to say this.
So let me get this straight, ladies and gentlemen, fellow MAGA supporters.
You see, they want you to believe this.
They want you to believe In one instance, that you and your Second Amendment folks, you who believe in having weapons to ward against rapacious, marauding, rogue government officials, they want you to believe that your guns are no good.
You can't over them.
You think you're any match for the government?
You think you are?
If the government's coming up, you think what?
You can withstand a rogue government?
You can, what, kind of overthrow the bad guys?
You're no match against jets and tanks and artillery.
Yet, yet, they want you to believe that some guy with a pot belly and an eye patch and a Valkyrie helmet and a Sonny Bono furry jacket are going to walk into the capital, trespass, And threaten the sovereignty of the country.
Now what's it going to be?
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a simple word for what this is.
Bullshit.
And that is exactly what it is.
And the reason why they're doing it, my dear friends, is that they are so desperate.
They don't know what to do.
Because they can't eat their cake and have it too, and have a cake and eat it too.
They can't do it.
Why?
Because you've got Joe Biden.
And Joe Biden doesn't know where he is.
He's okay to be president, but can't stand trial.
You've heard me do this.
It makes no sense whatsoever.
Next story!
Vladimir Putin, this may come as a shock to you, has been re-elected president.
80%, 70%, I have no idea.
Rumor has it, Hillary Clinton is suggesting Russian interference.
I don't know, just saying.
You know how she is.
Aha!
Russian interference in the Russian elections.
Everything they try to do to Putin, everything, nothing works.
Remember the sanctions?
Nothing works.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ukraine is hanging on by a thread.
Zelensky can't wait to get the hell out so he can go to either Cyprus, Miami, or Dubai and live with his billions he's got tucked away.
He's a billionaire.
You know that, right?
Billions.
Remember that one?
Remember that?
Remember Zelensky with the t-shirt?
Remember all the pins?
I stand with Ukraine.
Remember that one?
Okay, fine.
Biggest joke ever.
And the best news is, Victoria Nuland, she's out of there.
Now, we've also got some good stuff too, which is just absolutely incredible.
Number one, I only wish to God, somehow, well, I'm glad.
I believe somebody caught.
There were apparently some YouTubers who almost pulled a fast one on Tucker.
Did you see this one?
Where they claimed to be the actual photo manipulators in The Kate case.
They claim...
And in the Kensington Palace, I guess the escutcheon or the coat of arms at the bottom, they had the motto of Tesco, which is, I guess, their big supermarket chain, something with value.
Anyway, one of the allegations...
One of the terms of employment of one of these two fellows was that he had to have a limb amputated if he were to violate certain conditions of it.
Very funny.
Well, apparently that one, that was caught, it appears.
I would have loved that one.
Got to be very careful with that.
Got to be very careful.
And you got to recognize one thing.
You're very funny about Tucker.
Oh, you get very upset.
Don't say...
You don't like Tucker?
I'm out of here.
Somebody actually said that to me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're supposed to love him.
You're supposed to love him?
Okay.
Now the latest things...
Uh-oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hang on a minute.
Lori Cuck says a Netflix deal in the back end.
Next.
For whom?
Out of the different topics that I've said, Lori, a Netflix...
Deal for whom?
Zelensky?
Trump?
Tucker?
Putin?
Fannie Willis?
Maybe?
I think that could be.
I don't know.
Yes, bloodbath.
Excuse me.
I stand corrected.
Ladies and gentlemen, I stand corrected.
I stand 100% corrected and I beg, beg your forgiveness.
Bloodshed.
No, bloodbath.
Bloodbath.
Excuse me.
Bloodbath.
Bloodbath.
Bloodshed.
Bloodbath.
Pardon me.
Bloodbath.
Thank you so much.
It's bloodbath.
Okay.
Bath.
Bloodbath.
I think bloodshed is a little bit better, but bloodbath is where it doesn't matter.
Okay?
It doesn't matter.
But bloodbath.
Okay?
Okay.
Got that one?
Bloodbath.
Let's make sure we get this right.
But Mr. President, throw in bloodshed.
Bloodshed, blood oath, blood orange, cold blood.
Blood Oath.
Bloody Well Right.
Right.
Right.
Bloody Well Right.
Okay.
All the actors.
Thank you so much.
Blood Bubble Bath.
Thank you so much.
There you go.
There you go.
Get this right, dammit.
Get it right.
Blood Orgy.
Blood Orgy's good.
Blood Bath.
Blood Shed.
Blood...
Blood.
Isn't there a blood moon?
No, that's not it.
Anyway, okay.
Now, the next one, which is just Sunday Bloody Sunday.
Thank you, Dan Howell.
Thank you.
Blood transfusion.
Blood biscuit.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Next.
Kate.
It gets better.
And Blood Diamond, thank you so much, that's it.
Kate.
This is the greatest story of them all, bar none.
Bar none.
You hear what I'm saying?
Bar none.
They have an attitude.
They have an attitude that is...
You know, when somebody's missing...
I'm trying to think of people who are missing.
In her case, they have this attitude like, how dare you?
They're not going to play this game!
Wills and Kate aren't going to play this game.
They're not going to jump around.
You don't own them.
They're not going to play these stupid social media games.
This is what Diana was talking about.
They're not going to play these games.
You understand that?
So don't think you're going to because they've had enough.
They're getting, they're disgusted about talks about their marriage.
What about their marriage?
What?
I don't want to talk about their marriage and the kids.
And you know what I'm talking about.
What?
We're not going to talk about that.
That's it.
She will talk to you when she is ready to talk to you.
She took, she, she's...
I can't.
They're actually browbeating you.
They're actually making you feel like, what are you, what is the matter?
Why in the name of God would you dare, would you dare even insinuate, insinuate that there was anything wrong in the least?
How could you possibly?
Well, yeah, because of, yeah, they are the best.
They are simply the best.
Where are the kids?
Do they know anything?
We don't even know anything about Chuck.
We spend any amount of time.
Now, I have a friend of mine who actually believes she got a Brazilian butt lift, a BBL.
I said, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my life.
Do you see these people?
Do you see these people?
Can I say something?
Do any of them ever get any plastic surgery done?
No.
Dentists?
Orthodontics?
Hair treatment?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Camilla?
Think she's had any work done?
No.
Nothing.
Their teeth look like piano keys.
Okay?
These people, I don't know what it is.
I can't believe with all the money that was it for the love of God.
What is with, especially these bottom choppers that are going in every...
Do you think anybody has had any plastic surgery?
Anybody?
Look at these people.
Look at them!
You know who's really...
Did you see about Fergie?
I think Fergie's ill.
Did you hear that, honey?
Fergie.
She's a...
Fergie's...
Huh?
Well?
Well, is this...
I thought she has no cancer.
Sarah Ferguson diagnosed with skin cancer amid royal health.
Yeah, so anyway, she has no problem telling you.
None.
None.
Think she's had any work done?
No!
None of these people.
So let me get this straight.
So all of a sudden, Read Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Who walks around with the jeans and the whole bit.
All of a sudden she's going to walk around with some Kardashian ass on her?
Come on!
There are people who believe this!
Look.
Let's put up the possibilities.
Number one, she's dead.
Okay?
I'm not thinking.
I'm not going there yet.
Huh?
Unless she was murdered.
Unless she was, even if she was murdered, I do not believe that that is too, that is too, that is too difficult.
Too, too, too difficult.
Because you can't, the more you hide it, the more it is.
I'm talking about mere possibilities.
Mere possibilities.
Number one, possibility and not probability, she's dead.
Number two, she's alive but pissed off.
She's not talking.
She's upset with Wills.
She's upset with somebody.
She ain't talking.
Screw you.
F you.
I don't like what you've done.
There have been...
Do you know what rumors are unsubstantiated?
That he's been philandering since day one with that other one.
That she's had nothing to do with him.
Well, the cousin...
Well, this is Princess Michaels of Kenda, who used to date Pippa, that guy who whacked himself.
There's some weird, there's some stuff, I don't want to go too, too deep in this, but I don't know about that one.
But, but, but, but, but, rumors like you can't believe, unsubstantiated, that she can't stand him, that she's a philanderer, where he says, I don't want any more kids, that's it.
Surrogacy, all this stuff, again.
I'm not telling you that.
I have no reason.
This is what's out there.
That she basically told him, if you think I'm going to be some cuckold, if you think I'm going to be like the rest, uh-uh.
It doesn't work like that.
Sorry.
Sorry, Willie.
Sorry.
How do I know?
I don't know.
It's a possibility.
Condition number two, she's just there.
She's saying, screw you.
I'm not going to talk to anybody.
Ladies and gentlemen, Clona's Steve Dreamkiller says, she's transforming to an uglier woman because these royal men seem to only cheat with real dogs.
You know, let me tell you something about that.
You know what I believe?
Ready for this?
I used to say this kind of as a joke, but the more I thought about it is not that crazy.
I believe that from years and years of recessive genes, Years and years of interbreeding, years and years of homozygotic intermarriage between cousins and cousins and this.
You know, when you have a recessive gene that's out there, the recessive gene is almost always killed by the dominant gene.
And the only way a recessive gene ever expresses itself is it meets another recessive gene.
And where is that going to happen?
Relatives.
You get two R's using the Mendelian Punnett square.
You get the lower.
Oh, man.
So I thought that maybe blindness was something that they didn't see.
Blindness.
Because remember Duke of Windsor?
His new name was David, but they called him later on.
I don't think he could see a damn thing.
Because who did he want?
Wallace Simpson.
This looked like olive oil.
Did you ever see her?
She just looked like, dear God!
Dear!
God!
Look, I don't want to...
I mean, love is weird.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to say anything.
But this guy was...
He went berserk over her.
Did he see her?
I mean, I'm sorry, but Wallace Simpson, the divorcee from...
Milwaukee?
I don't know where she's from.
You've got to be kidding me.
By the way, you know the funny, and she used to basically, they say she abused the hell of him, slapped him around, and he wimped out.
He was a real wuss.
Anyway, the best part was, listen to this, that when he said, I've abdicated my throat, she says, you what?
No, don't you understand?
I, I, I, I, you what?
Yes, I abdicated.
So you and I could be together.
You stupid son of a bitch!
I don't want you.
I want your title.
You did what?
I abdicated.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
No!
That was it.
Oh, God.
You're worthless now.
No, we can be together.
Get your hands off me.
Stupid bastard.
That's not what we wanted to do.
What's the matter with you?
You think I love you?
Look at me.
Look at me.
I mean, are you kidding me?
And they laughed like a...
So he became the...
What was it?
The first viceroy of the Bahamas?
He wanted to be the first...
He wanted to be Hitler's viceroy.
Oh, these people are bad news.
Bad news.
So he couldn't see.
Then there's Chuck.
Chuck had arguably, so they said, the most beautiful woman in the world.
Now Diana was a nutcase.
A nutcase.
She was only a kid, but later on, she's a nut.
Drove her to it.
Well, Mrs. L thinks they drove her crazy.
Okay.
Look, let me tell you something.
These people are broodmares.
They live around.
I don't believe this woman.
This is what they live for.
These people are like, they're cattle.
They sit around and they say, oh, I'm the first, my peerage, I'm, I'm, so, she's, you know, royalty.
Oh, please, these people, they're, you know what they are?
They're hooas.
They're a whole bunch of them.
They're like, they're cattle.
They're like, ah, okay, you'll do.
Pair this one up, pair this one up.
That's the same thing they do.
I don't care, especially in the old days.
When we had society in this country, we don't really have it anymore.
But come on.
They just hook, peep.
They just hook up.
Ivanka and Jared Kushner, please.
Please.
Just stop.
Just...
Did you see who was it the other...
I saw who was Paris Hilton's sister Nikki married a Rothschild?
Come on.
Please.
Remember when Dinah threw herself down the stairs?
Remember the neurosurgeon?
She was driving crazy?
I mean, these people are nuts!
Why?
Because of all that inbreeding.
There's no heterogeneity.
The only one who's kind of normal is Harry.
Why do you think so?
Outside!
Hewitt!
Look at him!
What about Andrew?
Oh, he's the biggest dumbass of them all.
You see, I don't sweat.
What?
No, it couldn't be, because you see, after the Falklands, I suffered a shell shock, and I...
By the way, bromidrosis is when one sweats and perspires too much.
I have the opposite of that.
So it's impossible to...
I don't know.
Remember that one?
This is the worst liar.
He's like Fanny.
He sees other people.
What are they lying for?
If he'd have said, yeah, I...
If somebody ever said, did you have sex with Virginia Giuffre?
Yeah!
Did you know how old she was?
No!
Look at her.
Does she look like a kid to you?
I don't have kids.
Little girls?
No.
I don't know.
Do you check?
Does anybody...
Excuse me.
You're telling me I gotta, what, ask for IDs?
Are you kidding me?
You know who doesn't ask for ID?
Your boss.
You want to do that?
You want to play that game?
Think about it.
This never works.
This never works.
But if anybody, honestly, because under the laws, underage sex is strict liability, liability without fault.
But if you said, are you kidding?
Epstein ran a whorehouse.
Do you know who else was there?
You want me to tell you who else was there?
Oh, I'll tell you.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'll tell you.
No, no, please.
No, no!
Come on, you want me to come clean, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.
I'll come clean.
Oh, you're going to love this.
Oh, I'll tell you.
Or you can do whatever you want with me.
They would say, no, no, no, stop, stop.
Uh-uh.
No, but this bullshit artist decided he's going to start making this story up about, no, see, I don't sweat.
That's the best thing.
Oh, let me tell you who the parties were.
And by the way, And Jeffy showed me this himself.
In the front, in the bedroom, behind the picture of Bill in the dress, remember that one?
There's a little pinhole camera there.
They've got, it's a recording studio.
It's a recording studio.
Oh, yeah.
New Mexico?
The islands?
Oh, absolutely.
No, no, stop, stop.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You want me to talk?
I'll talk.
Do you want me to go through this?
I wrote a list down.
If everybody that I know had underage sex, wouldn't that have been something?
Can you imagine what that would have been like?
But that's not what numbnuts did.
No, he decided he's going to outsmart her.
You want me to tell the truth, right?
You want me to tell the truth?
Can you imagine that?
Oh!
How about if I say, let's guess.
I'll give you the initials, and you can see if you can guess who it was, okay?
Okay, you want to do that one?
I don't think you want to do that.
Let me see, you're with the BBC, is that it?
BBC.
Huh.
You know, I know some people with the BBC.
Want me to mention this stories?
And by the way, not just Epstein.
But you see, I have access to MI6 stuff.
Oh yeah.
And I know things that, well, I am, after all, a prince.
I'm Randy Andy, okay?
And I'm going to tell you some stuff that are going to blow your mind.
So the next time you decide to get somebody like me and try to trip me up, you're going to have to ask yourself the question, do I really want to tell you the truth?
Do you really want to hear the truth?
I'll tell you.
Oh, I'll tell you what, and I'll tell you where the pictures are, and I'll tell you who was who.
See, that never went that far.
That's what I would tell him to do.
That's what I would tell him to do.
And the best part about this, do you know, let me ask you something.
And I want to ask everybody here a question.
And I mean it.
Have you ever, ever, ever heard of or thought of somebody saying, can I see your ID in Hollywood?
From the days of Brooke Shields to the days of, remember the movie, who was it, Natalie Portman?
Remember The Professional with Jean, whatever, about the assassin?
What was she, like 10 years old?
I mean, are you, do you mean, do you, are you kidding me?
Are you people actually suggesting that you check ages?
I guarantee you, if the night of the Oscars, if they'd have closed that thing down, took all those sick bastards, picked them up, transported them to a parallel universe, child predation would drop 25%.
That is the biggest bunch of sick bastards you've ever seen in your life.
So this nonsense about, let's just jump on Epstein.
Oh boy, he was a bad guy.
He wasn't a trafficker.
That was a honeypot.
That was nothing but extortion.
You know it and I know it.
And I think we know who's involved in that.
Come on!
Come on, man!
Don't you love this stuff?
Don't you love the way anybody ever...
Wouldn't you love to sit there and go to BBC and say, are you out of your mind?
I mean, seriously.
Wouldn't you love to say, Piers, let me ask you a question.
You sniveling twit!
Do you mean to tell me?
Look at me, Piers.
Look at me.
Do you mean to tell me that you don't know what's going on regarding Kate?
Look at me.
Do you mean to tell me that you honestly don't know?
That with all of your connections and all of your friends and all of this stuff and all of the friends that you've made in Intel over the years and you mean to tell me you don't know?
You're telling me you're going to take a lie detector test?
Put them on the box.
Go ahead.
Tell me.
Tell me you don't know.
Tell me you're really walking around and say, I don't know.
Piers, do you think...
Hook him up.
Piers, do you think she's alive?
Oh, that's interesting.
Do you think she's just...
Do you think Kate's just hanging out?
Because she's...
Was it January 19...
Like two months ago, she had some abdominal surgery?
Does anybody believe this?
Can you believe what we're doing?
Let me tell you something about this.
Let me tell you something about this country.
We may be conspiracy theorists, but we wouldn't fall for this crap for a second.
We would have nine to ten different concomitant theories and hypotheses as to what's going on.
These are the most stupid people I've ever met in my life.
They have no curiosity, no nothing.
And by the way, if ever I could meet Kate, an interviewer, say, yes, good evening, Catherine.
You're the princess of...
Before we begin, may I ask you a question?
How does it feel to know that your disappearance wasn't even investigated?
How do you feel about that, Catherine?
Kate?
How do you feel about the fact that nobody even cared?
You were missing.
Well, I guess she had some surgery.
It's as plausible as Andrew's anti-sweating story.
You see, nobody cared about you, Catherine.
Nobody looked where you were.
They didn't even care.
How does that make you feel, Catherine?
How does that make you feel?
Tell me.
I want to know.
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I don't understand.
I don't.
I don't.
I would give anything.
Please, put me on one of these shows.
Let me...
I was watching even 60 Minutes Australia, which I thought was pretty good.
They were dancing around it.
Well, I don't know.
I said, what is the matter?
Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes, Rumpole of the Bailey, the greatest detectives.
Nobody cares about Kate.
I don't know.
Well, she had some surgery, I think.
Did you go?
Did you knock on the door?
I never thought about that.
Excuse me?
Hey, Willie, over here.
Where's your wife?
She okay?
She in a suitcase?
She's in the Tower of London?
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Uh, Lionel, who's John?
Who's John Mearsheimer?
Oh, come on.
Please!
Don't even insult me with that.
My favorite.
Stephen Cohen, the late, great Stephen Cohen, and John Mearsheimer, my two favorite political...
I think John Mearsheimer is 100% correct.
He's a University of Chicago professor.
The word on Russia, the word on China, and absolutely brutal as to what's going on in Israel.
Absolutely incredible.
So anyway, my friends, so that's that.
I made some notes here.
Bloodbath.
Okay?
And let me tell you something, President Trump, good luck.
But I want to say one thing before we forget where we are.
President Trump, speaking before Republicans, That came to see you doesn't mean anything.
I know, I know.
It doesn't mean anything.
They love you anyway.
They came to see you.
They wanted to see you.
They think you're terrific.
And do not, please do not extrapolate that into thinking that, whatever.
Also, mention Fannie Willis, sir, as many times as possible.
Just keep it up.
Keep it up.
Don't worry about it.
This is Georgia.
Just go ahead and do it.
They're not going to do any kind of a...
And force her to have maybe a gag rule or something because she can't take it.
Drive her crazy.
Do you understand this?
You understand this?
Hot drive or crazy.
Now, my friends, let me just say to you, it's always a pleasure being with you.
It's always a pleasure.
You are such a delight, all of you, and you're demented.
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Absolutely positive.
I would put you against any of these folks from England.
They don't even...
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I hope everybody had a...
Did anybody do anything special on St. Patrick's Day today?
Did you do the usual stupid St. Patrick's thing where they do this absolute...
The other night...
Well, I went to an event and this guy takes a bagpipe out and it was like there was...
It was like a toy bagpipe.
It was the weirdest thing because normally it's like...
Danny Boy, whatever it is.
And it sounded like there was something wrong with it.
Like it was a toy.
It didn't have its...
Remember the definition of a gentleman is somebody who can play the bagpipes but won't.
You know who's a great bagpipe player?
Glenn Campbell.
Great.
Or was, brother.
In any event...
And you have these...
Dude, it's like so racist, so racist the way they treat the Irish like they're children.
And then we talk about, we're going to have a, he's a wonderful, he's a friend, he's from County, he's from Galway, he's a wonderful man.
He's got the most wonderful accent, doesn't he?
Come on up, Jerry, can you give that, can you get your accent up here, Jerry?
This one there, so, this one.
I love this man.
I don't know what he's saying.
Remember the old day?
What was the movie?
Ghost?
No.
Whispered?
Wind talkers.
What was it?
Remember that movie?
Wasn't it where they had the Comanches or the Navajo or whatever they were during World War II and the Japanese said, what the hell are they saying?
They were speaking Navajo or Comanche or something.
I don't know what it was.
Wind talkers.
Remember that one?
But they should have had people I know here.
I know people, I swear to God, I know more Irish people.
I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
My favorite of all was this one there to come there.
This one there, your man, Mr. Trump, started there a bloodbath.
Bloodbath, whatever hands of all of it is.
For the sake of the one, Biden walking around there with the bath to the mickey.
This one there, there he was.
I had a friend of mine who also, he was from, well, he was from around the Troubles.
And whenever, whenever he, he talked to you about anything, he had a pipe.
And he would do this thing or anything.
Hi.
And then we said, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
I don't know what they're talking about.
There was an ex-great New York City cop.
He's no longer with us.
That means he's dead.
He's no longer with us.
Well, where is he?
He's dead.
Well, why didn't you say so?
He's no longer with us.
He passed.
He passed.
Passed what?
He's dead.
Well, say it.
Anyway, he would tell you stories that were so, where you thought you followed him?
And the fact, the first time I met, This one there, he was there, and this other fellow was there.
I'll tell you what a minute.
I was talking about this.
Up on both sides.
It was a 2.20.
Drugs, whatever that was.
Anyway, TJ and I walk in there.
Put it down.
Shut up.
Bang, bang, bang.
Shut him up.
It was 14th Street.
Anyway, that was a shout out.
Hey, put bang, bang, bang.
Shut up.
NYPD.
Drugs, maybe.
And I'm thinking, what is he saying?
And then this guy, this one, this one.
And I thought I had a stroke.
I thought I have aphasia or something.
I can't understand what people are saying.
I think I've had a stroke.
I don't know what people are...
Why can I not understand?
I've never...
I understand everybody.
Accents, Chinese, no problem.
These people are speaking English.
I don't know what the hell they're saying.
I mean it.
One time I called up this bar on the weekend early, and the crew, they were all Mexicans, the crew was in there, and this guy answers the phone.
I go, hello!
I went, this one, there, this one.
If you want to come in there, I go, okay!
And he was like, okay, all right, no, this one.
You heard what I said?
Make sure the next one, your man, come in there.
And it makes sure it's 10-15.
It never won.
It's 10-15.
I just give them a number.
Okay.
All right.
They just wanted to get the man off the phone.
That is the Irish.
That is the Irish.
Huh?
I had a...
I didn't know this in the old days.
I didn't realize that somebody had a...
I didn't understand that partner meant, you know, girlfriend.
Or, you know, wife or whatever.
I didn't know this.
I thought he meant.
And I knew this one guy.
And they're all bartenders.
And he says, I want you to meet my partner.
I said, your partner?
My partner.
Oh!
Oh, hey, hey, great.
I know it's so seriously great.
Right on.
Your partner.
It's okay.
It's okay.
He's looking at me like, I know it's okay.
Damn right it's okay.
Hey, right on, man.
Right on.
And he goes, there's my partner.
And I'm looking for some guy and some woman.
Who's this?
He goes, that's my partner.
I said, you know.
I'm just telling you, just for whatever, you might want to use another one.
I'm just telling you.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Another one, too, is there was a woman, her name was Una Siobhan.
These names.
I said, how do you spell Siobhan?
S-I-O-F-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R- Your name is Roshin.
I don't even want to see how you spell that one.
I have no idea.
And then she said, excuse me, can you tell me where the toilet is?
I said, uh, can I give you a little suggestion?
I said, you see, not that it matters, but in this country, when we talk about the toilet, you mean the restroom, the ladies' room, you know?
The toilet means, like, the toilet.
The actual device, the receptacle in which you, you know.
So just, that was okay.
That was okay.
There was one time we were at a place and a bunch of us went out and this one woman didn't understand what, you know, wrapping up food, taking it home with you.
None.
She had no idea.
She says, I don't know if I can.
In fact, I said, take it with you.
And she's looking at me like, what?
I said, take it with you.
And she's looking at her purse like, do I put it?
Take it with me with what?
And she had no idea that you could take food, like they have a, you know, to go, take away later on.
Apparently, that was funny.
But the look at her face, take it with me?
Yeah!
How?
You know?
Anyway, I'm sorry about that.
DB says, call into Curtis Lieber's show as you know who.
You know, it's funny you say this.
I saw a...
I happened to come across Curtis' story on something about his rise.
Curtis Lieber, by the way, is the head, the founder of the Guardian Angels.
He is the generalissimo Of an imaginary group of urban commandos.
I think there's like three guardian angels and they're in their 80s.
They were big then.
They were big.
Do you ever see any guardian angels?
Ever?
No.
I don't see them anymore.
But now he ran for mayor and he wanted to have feral cats.
It was a big concern for him.
Big concern.
Cats.
Feralcats.
He didn't win, as you can imagine.
Which I think was a whole idea.
But anyway.
Alright, my friends.
Anyway.
Please.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Happy St. Patty's Day.
God bless you all.
So, DB, thank you.
Bob S. Clone Steve Dream Killer.
And of course, Lori Cuck.
Who always loves to give you just those wonderful little messages like, in the corner.
What?
At 7?
Who's at 7?
Over there?
Where?
You gotta like pair all of our messages together.
Very cryptic.
Very interesting indeed.
Alright dear friends.
Oh look at this.
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Excuse me.
I'm having a hard time reading tonight.
I think it's all this Irish talk.
It's confusing me.
All right, dear friends, have a great and glorious night.
Don't forget, Lin's Warriors on YouTube.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Have a great and glorious night.
Happy St. Paddy's Day to all, and until we meet again, remember one thing, I'll tell you what, yes, monkey's dead, show's over.
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