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Feb. 21, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Fani Willis: The Queen of Arrogance and Career Suicide Faces Complete and Total Collapse
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I wish I could explain to you how beautiful this beautifully is redundant.
Evolving Fanny Willis case is like a kaleidoscope.
You look into it and it blends in the colors and the images.
It's beautiful.
It's gorgeous.
It's incredible.
Just when you think, I wish I could have a dry erase board or a chalkboard with a beautiful special chalk from, what is it, Japan?
It's the best job to draw lines and to show you this.
Because I see it in levels of complexity, which I love.
I love when something is really complicated.
And I love the legal analysis of it, the issue, and the multiple issues.
Conflicting issues happening simultaneously.
But yet, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said, Losing your mind in the meantime.
Isn't that wonderful?
Not losing your mind.
Everybody with kids, everybody with kids should pull them in and say, I want you to see what's happening here.
This is somebody who ruined everything.
Remember, it's not the lie, it's the cover-up.
It's the deception.
It's the perjury.
It's all of that.
That is what this is about.
It's not just about whether somebody had an affair, because there's an anti-nepotism law or regulation in the Fulton County DA's office, but it has to do with relatives, not amorous.
There's nothing theoretically wrong with what they did, but afterwards, it's...
It all came apart.
And yet, if you look at the classic definitions of what it means to have a conflict, did Fannie Wallace have a stake in this case?
Did she do something to either throw the case or involve herself?
Or maybe she worked with defense lawyers in concert against Donald Trump or the other 15 or so defendants.
That's what we normally think of in terms of a conflict of interest.
This is a different story.
But yet there's this other case that they're looking at with this former lieutenant governor where her office was disqualified.
I think for similar, if not less...
Pertinent reasons than this.
There's another thing too.
Who represents the people of Fulton County in this matter?
If you are a defendant, if you are a plaintiff, and you have your counsel involved in this, you can move to have them either replaced or you could, you as the party litigant, Have a say in this.
The people who are really affected by this, the people who are really affected by this, are the people of Fulton County.
And assuming whether you like the case or not, whether you think Trump was a racketeer, it doesn't really matter.
What's interesting is that who represents them?
Who speaks on their behalf?
No one.
You've got Fannie Willis who was hanging on to this.
And I'm still trying to figure out.
This Anna Cross and Terence Brass, I don't want to get too much into this, but I can't tell sometimes, why would you want to bury this guy?
It's fascinating!
And in terms of just human juridical chess, there's nothing like it.
It is incredible.
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The problem is the N word.
Fanny Willis and the N word.
Narcissism.
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I love this case.
I think you've been able to figure this out.
I'm fascinated by it.
I'm fascinated by the complexity of it.
And I'm fascinated by the fact that you're fascinated by it.
And I was listening to...
And I'm not going to mention names.
I don't want to mention names.
This isn't fair to mention names.
But I was listening to other ones from lawyers.
And they're talking about this thing, dare I say, conspiratorial.
The deep state did this and that.
No!
You will hurt your...
Listen.
I want to try something.
I want to explain something to you, and I hope you'll listen to me.
You will never be able to prove a conspiracy.
You'll never be able to do it.
At least the conspiracy that we talk about now.
You'll never be able to prove or to show how...
The deep state worked against this one.
It just doesn't work.
I'm sorry to say it does not allow itself.
But it sounds good.
But we lose credibility when we start talking about motives and why.
I don't know why.
We can have an idea.
I don't want to ever say Occam's razor.
I don't want to...
Use that overplayed, overworked theory, which I think is incorrect most of the time, but I will say this.
Things start off just for stupid reasons, especially when you have arrogance.
Oh, there's nothing like it.
Arrogance, haughty, overdeveloped, over...
This is the part that intrigues me.
This overinflated sense, this buffoon who for some, through some moment of exalted delusional narcissism, delusions of grandeur, I don't know what the word is, thought for whatever reason, I am Fanny Willis.
I...
Don't need no stinking laws.
I don't need any ethical considerations.
You don't understand.
I do what I want.
And there's nothing you're going to be able to do to stop me.
Do I make myself clear?
And the guy who really, honest to God, if there's somebody you really feel sorry for, it's this Wade.
He got sucked up into this.
He was just a lawyer.
He was just some, you know, guy.
And he hooked up with her.
And the issue becomes, when did they become amorous?
How do you even prove that?
How do you know?
You can't.
You can say, well, they were smooching.
Okay.
Does that count?
Does that count for purposes of impeaching his testimony in the affidavit that he may have perjured himself regarding in the divorce case, in the interrogatory, where he said he was not involved in any kind of adultery?
Could that be it?
Does that make any sense?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Sort of.
I don't know.
Does the conflict of interest apply to a relationship that she had with him by virtue of the amorous kissy-kissy, by virtue of Yerhi, the sub-lessee, or I guess sub-lessor, if you will?
Again, what does that mean?
And if I am here, if I say, ladies and gentlemen, would you please tell me, if I'm the judge, if I'm McAfee, How was Donald Trump and the 15 other defendants, how were they in any way compromised by this?
How were they affected by this?
How was due process affected and how was their due process impeded upon or impinged upon or destroyed by virtue of a relationship she was having with her special prosecutor that she was paid?
What?
Does this have to do?
I was reading about this case of the of the there was another judge who disqualified her case when she went after the lieutenant governor and that was a different one because that was a political and even that was weird and by the way there's really no appeal of this I mean there is but there isn't it just adds There's really no appeal.
There's no appellate review.
There's no interlocutory appeal.
There's nothing like that.
Because a lot of appellate courts are going to say, listen, we weren't there.
And we're going to give great deference to our brethren who, at the trial level, listen to this.
And we're not going to overrule them unless they've done something which is so ridiculous, so...
Beyond the pale that we had to react.
So, there's no appeal.
Whatever happens, happens.
And what everybody is saying, because people are so caught up in the fact that they hate her.
They hate Fannie Willis.
I don't hate anybody.
I think her main defense is, okay, I stooped this guy.
I paid for the...
I may have used campaign funds.
He might have lied on his interrogatories.
He might have, okay, alright.
What does this have to do with Trump?
What does this have to do with whether Trump committed, which is absurd, but just hear me out, whether he is a racketeer along with the other 15?
What does this have to do with anything?
Tell me.
Nothing.
You could sit and talk about this all day long.
Has anybody even talked about it?
Who cares?
Was it 2019?
You know, he said they saw you.
Well, you know, the father, he didn't know.
Well, you know, there was that cash.
Well, you know, she had the cash that she paid for.
Well, yeah, but then again, he lied.
What does all this have to do with anything?
Excuse me.
And my closing, my summation, if I represent it, Fannie will be simply this.
Thank you.
You just did a yeoman's work which will ultimately in your to the detriment of Mr. Wade in his in his family law case, in his divorce case.
I mean, he's through.
I mean, he is toast.
I told you that there's a great on my private channel.
I was talking about this Andrea Dyer Hastings.
She's the woman, the lawyer representing Joycelyn Wade.
Oh!
Oh!
Joycelyn Wade.
This is a woman who's married by 25, 26 years.
Health issues.
I think it was a single parent, but supported him, maybe put him through law school.
I don't know what the story is.
She claims in 2015 she might have been, I don't know what the word is, unfaithful.
I don't know, but this is going on.
And nobody knew anything about this.
They knew nothing.
They didn't even know.
He does what?
Because they're trying to find out, does this guy have any money?
No, he doesn't have any money.
Wait a minute.
Don't you know about the special deal?
The what?
He's a special prosecutor.
He's a special prosecutor.
Yeah, he made close to a million dollars.
What?
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Nathan Wade?
Yeah.
Was a special prosecutor?
This is what the...
Yeah.
Oh, and get this.
He was stopping the DA.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Now remember, this is divorce.
Wait, wait.
You're telling me that this guy that we thought didn't have any money, who answered that he has had no suggestion of intercourse, any concupiscent conversation, as it were?
You're telling me he has been doing the horizontal mambo, the nasty?
Look at this.
I hate these things.
Let me get rid of this.
There we go.
You're telling me this?
Well, we're going to subpoena him.
And I'm going to subpoena her too.
I'm going to find out what the hell's going on here.
Why?
For records?
So they subpoena Fannie, and she basically says to her, if you dare do this, I'm going to interpret this as you trying to impede upon or obstruct my duties in Bringing the justice and basically threatened the Hastings, the defense lawyer.
Because this is her M.O. She's boorish.
She's a bull in a china shop.
How dare you?
I can't do that head thing, but how dare you?
That's her whole thing.
You don't understand.
Leave me the F alone.
Don't get near me.
I don't follow your rules.
I'm just a caveman.
Remember that, Phil Hartman?
I don't understand your laws, your rules.
And meanwhile, they're looking at Wade and they're saying, what happened?
This is the most expensive pizza you've ever had in your life.
If you had it.
Because not only that, remember, they keep saying, they keep talking about his ability to perform.
And oh, my God.
This is the part.
Hang on a minute.
This is the part which is so interesting.
Nathan Wade.
Said he was battling cancer in 2021.
He said that made him cautious during COVID.
And that he didn't date anyone then.
Wow!
It's amazing how this thing works because I had health on my mind.
He said that he had battled cancer in 2021.
Well, this might have been 2019.
It's amazing how COVID.
He's into COVID.
The father's into COVID.
The father knew COVID was coming.
And the best part, you don't understand how this works.
Believe me when I tell you this.
The divorce judge is sitting back saying, you son of a bitch.
You are lying to me?
Look at Martin.
Martin says, preacher brother.
Oh yes.
Yes sir Martin.
Anybody here?
See my old friend Martin.
So there's Clarence.
There's Nathan.
There's Nathan.
All of a sudden.
Idiot.
Numbnuts.
Cuckolded husband to Joycelyn.
Impotent.
Effectively, you know, destroyed by this.
Owned.
Owned by Fanny.
Paid for everything.
Come on, let's go on this cruise.
Here.
Get right at Napa thing.
How much has this got?
300.
Pulls out 400 bucks.
There you go.
I got it.
I got it.
It's on me.
I got it.
I got it.
Like the great Brett Ernst.
Comedian says.
It's incredible.
It just keeps getting better and better and better.
Do you ever see him always standing there?
And all the pictures and all the promotional stuff and all the propaganda and all of the official...
You know, office, there's Fannie.
And there's Nathan Wade right next to her with his three-piece suit.
Look at me, huh?
Look at me.
I'm Nathan.
I'm the man.
Well, I'm the man.
I'm her love toy.
I'm her, you know.
She takes me out.
She owns me.
Gave me all this money.
Takes me out.
Has her way for me.
And picks up the tab.
Theoretically.
You believe this.
It's the most incredible story in the world.
Ah, yes!
The Honeyman, Crystal Strava.
We don't need no stinking badges.
That is exactly...
The great from, what was it, Sierra Mandre?
Who was that?
Ilya Kazan, wasn't it?
Most incredible story.
It's better and better and better and better and better.
And the best part in Georgia.
Divorce can be an element of...
It depends on how they do it.
It's fault, no fault.
They're probably going no fault, but this is...
But adultery as a grounds for divorce, yes, but also as a factor in equitable distribution.
In fact, there are people who have waived alimony.
They had their alimony taken away because they committed adultery.
No alimony!
None!
You prove somebody...
And let me tell you something.
It gets better.
Today, Today, in family law, which is the worst.
Oh, God.
It's the worst.
I mean, it is the worst.
Oh, God.
Family law, dependency, termination of parental rights, juvenile.
Oh, awful.
The only thing good.
I'll never forget this, though.
The only thing good.
The only time.
And anybody would pop into the courtroom if they ever saw this, if it was going on.
There would be a murmur if there was an adoption.
When the adoption became final, it was always this most beautiful thing where the family was there and the judge was there and they take pictures and they welcome the child.
Oh, it's the only thing that ever, ever, nobody ever, ever...
Right?
I never tell you too, too much of my cases in the past.
Because I think that even if it was a while ago, I don't think you should be talking about this, but I've seen stuff that I still can't believe.
This did not happen.
This is not happening.
This can't be.
When you see this stuff.
And the whole notion, this is so funny, about divorce.
Listen to me and listen carefully.
Listen to me.
If you, God forbid, ever are contemplating divorce, whatever you do, sit down with your spouse and say, listen.
We're going to eat this up in fees.
There is a new I don't want to say a new version of family law, divorce.
It deals with mediation and painless, where normally you cannot have a lawyer representing both sides.
That's clearly a conflict, unless certain cases where there's no disposition of sizable assets, the party's consent.
It's just because every time you pick up the phone, every time you say, hello!
The clock ticks.
Yes, no.
And you end up, you have one person who says, and you know what he did today?
Can he do that to me?
And you're looking at the clock and say, do you know how much this is costing you?
Do you know?
And then they're saying, well, I'm going to text you.
It's the same thing.
You're texting me all day.
I'm answering texts.
What are you doing?
What are you complaining about?
Because I've got to tell you.
But you're being charged for this.
Don't do this.
Just wait.
This just started.
You can't, you know, lawyers know this.
They know how terrible this is.
Yes, I know.
He said this.
He had to do it.
Yes, I know.
I know he was late.
He was supposed to bring the kid.
He was late.
He didn't do it.
He's got a girlfriend.
I mean, you know, it's the worst.
It's the God of...
I'm telling you.
And I say this.
I say this all the time.
I love the notion of marriage.
I think it's the greatest thing in the world.
But I talk about marriage the same way I do firearms.
Firearms are great.
They're fun, you know, to be able to hit a target.
But this can kill you.
And marriage can kill you.
Not marriage, but ending the marriage.
And this...
Person that you fell in love with, that loved you, that courted you, that pursued you, that came after you, where you would only think of each other and you would just remember, now this person, you hate this person more than anybody who has ever lived on this planet.
Because not only that, they...
They're taking everything from you.
And this wife in particular is talking to her girlfriends who went through this before, and they're saying, you take that son of a bitch for everything he's worth.
This is how it goes.
This happens all the time.
And that's why whenever I go to a wedding, and I love this, and I just want to stop and say, do you, I swear to God, if I did the vows, I'm saying, do you understand?
Do you understand?
This would be that, not, do you, Henry, take Marlene to be your...
No!
I would say, look at me.
Do you understand that you're married to her forever?
Do you know what happens if you cheat on her and she finds you, finds out?
This isn't just a matter of you sullying the bonds of marriage.
She will cut your balls off.
You will rue the day.
You don't understand this, do you?
You don't get it, do you?
You don't understand.
And by the way, you look at something.
You see that?
You see that thing in the front row?
You see that thing sitting there?
That couch with eyes?
Yeah, that's her mother.
Check out her sister.
Look at this family.
This is going to be your wife.
You watch what happens.
You watch what happens.
I'm telling you, I'm sorry to say this to you.
But when you get home and you put the cornyware up and everything's done, this thing is going to say, I got my man, to hell with it.
A lot of times it happens.
Sorry.
Sorry.
And then it's like, you've never, ever anticipated any of this.
You're in this.
You're not going anywhere.
This isn't a roommate.
This isn't a girlfriend.
You don't say, okay, I've had enough.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is the thing that we need to talk about.
And when I say this, people get upset.
They get upset with me.
Because I see this.
Because you hear this talk about marriage is so wonderful.
Okay, great.
But here's the thing.
If for some reason it doesn't become wonderful and it gets so unwonderful that you want to leave, you want to end it, you don't know what it is.
So you better really be sure about this.
It's like when you have a gun.
You pull that gun out and if you decide you're going to fire into this, your life is going to change forever.
Even though you're 100% right and this guy's a dirtbag, you just fired.
A firearm.
A bullet.
And you probably hit him.
And he's going to turn around and sue you even though he broke into your house.
Because you're going to find out this guy is some Vietnam veteran or some crazy PTSD.
He's got drugs.
And I know it's crazy.
And you're going to go to court.
And they may dismiss it down the road.
And they're going to go after your homeowners.
And they're going to go after this.
I'm telling you.
I am a realist.
I'm telling you the way it is.
It's not...
We should show this in classes.
There used to be a thing that sometimes churches put on, like when people are engaged, you know, they try to tell you about something.
Let me tell you what's happening.
This guy weighed.
He's done.
He lied to the court, lied to his wife.
He may have gone back and committed perjury by changing and altering the interrogatories to say that he didn't have sex or relations during his marriage because in his mind his marriage was over.
Because in his mind, because of her philandering, well, I don't believe the marriage existed.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Doesn't work like that.
Doesn't work like that.
Well, you know, we kind of, we, sometimes, this is my favorite, people say, well, you know, we separated.
Excuse me, what?
We separated.
What does separated mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
You think you can go on and, what, fool around because you're separated?
Are you kidding me?
Well, where did this come from?
It's like citizen's arrest.
People have this idea.
People have this idea.
They just say, well, that's kind of a thing.
No, did you look into this?
Well, no.
Because everybody's an expert in this.
No, we were separated.
No, you weren't.
And women, by the way, and I'm glad we're talking about this.
Women, let me ask you a question.
How many times have you ever met somebody, some man who says, oh, we're getting a divorce?
My wife doesn't understand me.
We're not going to go.
Look, we're going to get a divorce.
I'm telling you right now, we're going to get a divorce.
Everything's fine.
How many times have...
It's so old, it squeaks.
Edie Crowley says, Mr. L., what do you see as the most important point of this case?
Well, in the defense of...
By the way, thank you.
In the defense of Fannie Willis, the most important part of this case is that nothing affected President Trump's ability to have a fair trial.
What the hell does this have to do with Trump going on trial?
Fannie Willis, or has somebody from her office call your first witness?
Who's this?
This is the prosecutor.
Isn't Fannie here?
No.
Is Wade here?
No.
Let's go.
What's the conflict of interest?
What is it?
That's the most important part of the case.
This part is just, we hate Fannie Willis.
Okay, I understand that.
But here's the best part.
Now what this judge has to do is, the judge has this thing called public opinion.
And the public right now is looking at this and the public is saying, you have got To be kidding me.
You're going to say, well, I don't think there's a conflict.
Excuse me, you what?
Now remember, the public doesn't understand what a conflict means.
The public is saying, we hate Fannie Wilson.
We hate her.
Okay.
So we want you to go after her.
Well, I'm not going to go after her.
What do you mean?
What do you mean you're not going to go after her?
Well, because she's not on trial.
She's not on trial?
As far as we're concerned, you see, lay people, non-lawyers, they don't understand what the hell this is about.
They think about, let's just get Fannie.
The hell with this.
Let's let her have it.
Because she's so despicable.
By the way, I need 500 likes.
You did it yesterday for me.
You did it yesterday or this morning.
I don't know.
You did it one of the times and I appreciate that.
Oh, this is so good.
I can't wait for the summation.
I can't wait.
And you know what's going to be even better?
Put the camera in front of Fanny.
Please.
Have her on some show.
Please.
Just have her on.
Have her on with.
Somebody who...
Because, let me explain to you.
You don't want Fanny to do the all, mm-hmm, you know that kind of thing?
Remember poor Diamond and Silk?
Remember that?
Two sisters.
One did all the talking.
She died, right?
And the other one who did, mm-hmm, that's all she said.
It was a great gig!
Mm-hmm.
I was driving Mrs. L. Crazy.
Because I kept saying, mm-hmm, oh, and I couldn't stop it.
I was in my sleep, I heard that, mm-hmm.
Everywhere I went, I couldn't take it.
Now, in that particular case, if you had Fanny sitting down in front of me on some show, I would love to say, well, well, well.
Look who it is.
Fanny.
Fanny.
Right.
Sure.
Yeah.
Boy, you outsmarted them, didn't you?
You sure did.
Oh, yeah.
How much cash you got there right now?
Right now as we speak.
You just told the whole world that you keep cash at your home?
What are you, nuts?
You better have a 24-hour guard there.
Because there are people who say, that's where we're going, and we know exactly where you're going to keep it in your safe.
We know it's going to be in the bedroom.
You're not going to keep it in the garage.
It doesn't work like that.
You're going to keep it in the closet, in the safe, behind the paint.
We know this.
Thank you, Fannie.
Brilliant.
And you're a DA?
You just told people this?
The hell's the matter with you?
You carry cash.
Come on.
Do you know what she would do to me?
She would come out of that chair and start choking me.
And I would say, did you get that?
Did you get that on camera?
Because everything now, we want viral.
So you and Wade didn't do the nasty?
What'd you do then?
What are you, just good friends?
Come on, Fanny.
Come on!
You look at me.
You're telling me that?
You want me and the rest of the world to say, you honestly expect us to believe that you never had sex with them?
Well, might have.
Oh, now you did, because at one point you said you didn't.
So you keep changing.
You kind of shapeshift.
And did you threaten, did you threaten the divorce lawyer, Ms. Hastings?
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You know that Fanny is going to be famous on TV.
You know that Fanny is going to be, they're going to do a TV show.
I still think, don't you think Monique would be the best Fanny?
Because you need somebody who's good at getting angry.
Who's getting angry, who has that real anger.
She has this anger.
Let me tell you why she borderlines some kind of narcissistic psychopathy.
I don't know what the particular word is.
She does something which is interesting.
Most people, when they get caught, they get caught.
She gets angry at the audacity of you to even suggest for a moment that she might have done something that's improper.
That's the part that I love.
See, that's the thing.
See, I love demented behavior.
Everything.
I love arrogance.
I love When people do things that are just so stupid, and you wonder, what were you thinking?
And it's that thing that they have that obfuscates the way they think.
Ladies and gentlemen, Denim Turton, that's a great name, says, I'm calling it now.
Fannie Willis will be the next CNN legal analyst.
CNN is defending her tooth and nail.
You know what?
Mr. Turton, that could be.
In any other framework, sir, I would say you're out of your mind.
You are demented.
You have taken absence.
You have taken liberty with all that as rational.
However, when it's CNN, it's a different story.
Mr. Turton, you have no idea what I know about how they are going to crush this thing.
They're going to consolidate CNN and all news into this, I don't know, we don't need this.
We don't need this.
I don't understand why it is.
Prediction, sir.
One day you're going to have news shows where the set is going to be somebody's bedroom with a must unmade bed behind them.
I'm serious.
Have you noticed the more relaxed the situation, the better the show?
When they're in your living room, when they're sitting in a chair, not at a desk.
Not at a desk.
And what is with this desk with this phony, funky, pink, purple lighting behind?
What the hell is this?
Is there one company that says, do you want this set?
Yeah, can you get this set with the stupid things in the back?
You know.
Little tchotchkes on the bookshelf.
Yeah, you want that?
Yeah, like, I don't know, a weird thing.
And can you put that purple light?
Maybe a lava lamp?
I don't know.
You know, for the mood.
It looks just like a news set.
It looks like a news set.
But see, you've got to understand what's going on here.
She is too good.
You want her to go nuts.
You know who does this?
And you're going to laugh.
You're going to laugh at this.
You know who's so good?
The reason why Joy Behar is so good is she's so stupid.
Because she loses her mind.
She takes the inability to answer and she inverts it as some kind of an affront to her.
Instead of saying, you know, it's a good question.
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
Oh, no, no, no.
See, I'm telling you.
If ever you are on a show like this, believe me, I've done this and it works.
If you want to have fun, if you just want to be asked back, remember something.
And I'm telling you, it's the simplest thing if you can ever do this.
But if you do, especially today, you will go so viral.
So fast.
And once I say this, if somebody does it, you're going to know it came from me.
But all you have to do is trip them up.
For example, if during the course of something on the view, and let's say I'm sitting somewhat near Joy Behar in particular, who has the intellect of a speed bump or a dart, a soap dish, she's just, you know.
Because she's kind of crazy, but stupid.
And stupid wins the show all the time.
The thing you've got to do is you look at her and you point at her and you say, do me a favor and shut up.
That's it.
She'll go crazy.
She'll lose it.
Did you hear what I said?
I don't want to hear from you.
Now you go ahead.
Now this is her show.
She won't know what to do.
She'll go berserk.
And I swear to you, by the time you walk off this set, they'll be calling you, can you come back next week?
Yeah, that was fantastic.
They're going crazy, the numbers.
Oh my God, did you see this?
And I'll look at her and say, and if she's smart, she'll understand Kay Faber, she'll understand wrestling and heat and the heel and the whole bit.
This is a diamond in the rough.
This is it.
I'm telling you, Club Shea Shea, Shannon Sharp, Cat Williams, Get her on.
This is a gem.
But it's that attitude.
This is the thing.
You don't understand something.
It's this attitude.
This superiority.
And poor Wade.
This man.
This emasculated.
Completely cuckolded.
He's going to go back and nothing.
Do you not see this?
I love this.
I love this.
And you can talk about the deep state.
If you notice, I never even talk about the racketeering case.
That's boring.
I don't care about that.
If that thing doesn't get dismissed, I don't know what.
I don't even know how it got past the motion to dismiss.
I don't even get that.
That's not the thing.
Can any of you?
Yes.
Can any of you?
Remember a case.
You old enough to remember OJ?
I lived and breathed it.
It was my...
It put me on the map.
It put me on the map.
Morning Drive, WABC, we were number one.
We were it.
Seriously!
Two books in a row.
4-1, 4-1.
I don't know what it's not.
I have no idea what it was.
And he only did OJ one hour.
8 o 'clock hour.
That was it.
And this was before, this was before, um, this was before social media, before whatever.
It was me, and that was it.
And maybe a lot of people worked during the day, they couldn't watch Court TV, they couldn't watch Johnny Cockburn, they couldn't go through this.
And then, I went and did stand-up comedy, where I would talk about the case.
It was the funniest thing anybody's ever seen.
I could do An hour on the Fannie Willis case.
It's because it's funny.
Because when you look at it and you see it through my demented, well not demented, but my perspective, you understand just how great it is.
I've never seen anything like this.
O.J. was born compared to it.
Marsha Clark, Christopher Darden, Johnny Cochran, F. Lee Bailey.
You've got the balls of a...
Door mouse or a field mouse.
If you don't make him put on that, remember that way?
They made poor Christopher Darden say, O.J., put on the glove.
I don't want to go through that again.
For many of you youngsters, you don't even remember, it was the greatest show.
But nobody was crazy like this.
Nobody got nuts.
I've never seen anything like it.
Nothing.
Never.
You've never seen a case where the prosecutor is on the stand for stooping some poor guy.
I mean, you can't...
And they bring in the father?
To anybody else who says, excuse me, I'm the judge.
Yes, excuse me.
Remember me?
Yes, I'm Judge McAfee.
I'm the one making the decision.
I don't want to hear from the father.
What does he have to do with anything?
I'm talking about a conflict of interest.
I don't want to hear from you.
I don't want to hear from you.
He's loving this.
McAfee says, oh no, bring him on.
Can we bring the cleaning lady in here, Judge White?
Well, she's here.
Sure, bring her on.
Testify.
Do you know anything about this?
No.
Okay.
I want to stretch this thing out.
And McAfee's just sitting, but he looks like he's just being bulldozed.
This is the greatest story in the world.
You don't understand what's going on.
Nobody's ever seen this before.
The prosecutor on the stand getting yelled.
I mean, what?
And he's so stupid who didn't stipulate.
You'd think somebody would have said, listen, we're going to give you counsel.
We're going to take you out.
We're going to stipulate.
Shh.
We're going to make you...
It's going to go away.
Oh, and he goes, no, no, I want to explain something to you.
Don't explain, Fanny.
No, no, I want to explain this to you.
You don't understand.
I'm Fanny Wallace.
Screw you.
Okay, let's do something.
Lionel is Gilbert Godfrey's more normal brother.
Thank you, may or may not.
That is very funny.
Greetings from England.
Look at this.
Ben O.B. Let's Judge Judy do it.
I despise Judge Judy.
I despise.
I have...
She is a...
I have never, ever even...
She is so vile.
I think that's over.
That's run its course.
That whole judge thing is done.
It's just done.
Oh, she made me...
The judge is giving them rope.
Wade's mother doesn't like fanny.
I can imagine.
Pause the show.
I gotta make water.
Thank you so much for that.
Thomas Zinda.
If the fanny don't fit, it's full of...
This is fantastic.
And your comments were tremendous.
Your comments were absolutely are in...
Incredible.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
Okay.
All right, dear friends.
I am physically exhausted by virtue of this.
And I love this.
I love this.
I wonder sometimes I don't like telling you about...
There's one case in particular that was so good.
I know we don't talk about them.
I don't like talking about stuff because there's something sacred about it.
No, I can't say that.
I don't say that.
Has anybody ever felt, do you feel that we, and by the way, we have never, ever, ever done anything that even remotely shows the realities of law practice?
Why is my thing all of a sudden, do you see how slow that got?
That is so weird.
Do you see that all of a sudden?
It was in slow motion.
Weird just now.
I think it's a very interesting thing.
I think it would behoove people to practice law.
Remember, there's different kinds of law.
There's the actual practicing law with clients, you know, divorce and real estate and wills and all that kind of stuff.
There's criminal.
I don't know where that's going right now, but there's criminal.
There's plaintiff's law, lawsuits, litigation, negligence, all that kind of jazz.
Then there's appellate law, where you don't ever have juries, but you're talking to judges.
It's reviewing and trying to overturn or affirm things that already happened below at some other level.
That's interesting.
Supreme Court and that sort of thing.
Then there's a level of being a judge, of going in that particular route.
There's a lot to it.
But I still think that the best part...
Is the human side of it, being a street lawyer, being a frontier lawyer, where you're dealing with so many people.
And by the way, family law, as I said, that's where we always had more bailiffs.
Don't forget the definition of a bailiff, bus drivers with guns.
But we had more bailiffs there because people are...
We never had metal detectors.
We never had anything.
Nothing.
How we had these, sometimes these bailiffs would, oh my god.
And sometimes the bailiff, who always had the green jacket, he was from the sheriff's office, would kind of get involved and involved with, not romantically, with the clerk.
They sometimes would help things out and say, no, no, your job is to keep an eye.
They'd be too busy bringing the prisoners back in, putting them out.
But the stuff that happens, I'll tell you one true story.
This wasn't mine, but I saw it.
There was a guy who was about to be released.
I may have told you this before, but it was so funny.
And I can't do it justice.
There was a guy who was about to be released.
Little guy whose pants, I think they took the...
The jail didn't have any kind of strings.
They weren't kind of like the jumpsuit.
Not only the jumpsuit, but like hospital scrubs.
But there was no string.
And normally they would, I don't know why, because they don't want strings for you to kill yourself or whatever it is.
But he walked out, he's like holding his pants up, wearing this like hospital, you know, the scrubs.
And all he was about, all he was going to do was to bring him out.
And release him.
They had to formally bring him out and say, this is the case of Stavers or whatever it is.
Yes.
Good.
You're free to go.
Got to go back and be transported back to the jail or you'll be bonded out.
And that's all he had to do was just stand there and be released.
To have the cases drop, whatever it is.
That's all he had to do.
That's it.
No problem.
He's sitting there, side of the courtroom, I'll never forget this, and there was a preliminary hearing, which is stupid.
Why'd they have those?
I have no idea.
But it was...
And the judge was really good.
The judge would say, excuse me, is this the man who robbed you yet?
That's it.
Done with the herring.
Can I ask a question?
Anyway, to make a long story short, there was a guy standing there in the, you know, in the scrubs, you know, obviously the prisoner, and it was a check case or something, and they asked the woman, do you see the person who gave you this whatever it was?
And she looks right at him.
This guy, he's a prisoner.
He might have even been in chains.
I don't even know.
And she looks to the side, points to the guy at the end, who is about to be released, and says, that's him.
And he stands up and says, what?
Oh, this is some S. I'm not going to take this effing S. GD, you're effing.
Sit down.
This is the judge.
You're not going to tell me to sit down every time.
I've been sitting down for so long.
I understand.
Sit down.
You don't understand?
And the black prisoners, the next woman said, come on, man.
He goes, get your hand off me, you.
Oh, this is good.
They're going to kill him.
They're going to kill him in the back.
So now everybody's like, this is great.
And he's screaming.
He's obviously confused.
He's like, you idiot.
And they're trying to tell him, the judge understands.
He doesn't understand anything.
They said, take him out.
And they're dragging him out and he's shaking and whatever.
Okay.
He said, oh, before that, do you want to get temp?
You have six months, 90 days, whatever.
He kept tacking it on.
I think, I don't know how many.
Days you can go without a hearing.
This guy was going to break the sensory club for contempt.
60!
90!
120!
Get him out!
Anyway, they're losing track.
Case is over.
The docket's done.
Judge says, well, have a nice week.
Excuse me, Judge.
What about Mr. Wellington?
Oh, yeah!
Bring him out.
Now, the judge had to do that to let everybody know.
This is what's going to happen to you if you even think about doing this.
This is, this is, this is what's going to happen.
So, they brought the priya.
They said, now Mr. Wellington, you understand that I knew what was going on.
Yes.
And I told you to sit down.
I know, I know.
But you didn't do your, no, no.
Why?
Because I'm in, and he goes, and he cursed.
Finally reduce it, but it was one of those moments where at the time it's happening, and the screaming and the yelling, and that was pretty mild.
That was pretty mild, but I enjoyed it immensely.
And if we'd have had a camera, just pick up this, and the irony, and the best part, I could see Dick Clark and...
Ed McMahon is saying, unless in our next case, he doesn't realize that he's about to be released, and he thinks that they're picking up, but the judge understands it, and all he's got to do is just sit down.
But let's see.
Let's go back to the courtroom.
I want to thank you.
I want to thank you also, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Please do me a favor.
I want you to follow Mrs. L. This is her link right here.
She today did two of the most dynamic The best interviews ever.
I don't want to give you a kind of a...
Huh?
Oh!
You've got to see this one.
Let me tell you this one.
There is a fentanyl...
No, I didn't say fentanyl.
There is a fentanyl documentary that is so good put together by a young man.
It is so excellent.
So...
Monumentally excellent.
Let me please give you the link.
It's called Dominic Tierno.
It's called Dead on Arrival.
And this young man put together this thing and it's one of the most interesting pieces.
Let me give you the link.
Please watch it.
Show it to your friends.
It's great to see...
Huh?
Kids, grandkids watches about...
About fentanyl.
But how this young man, he's wonderful.
So if you want to watch it, also follow her on Twitter at LinsWarriors.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious day.
Thank you so much for everything that you appear to do.
Everything that you wanted to do.
Everything that you, in fact, did do.
We'll see you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And until then, my friends, remember this.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Suya.
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