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Feb. 17, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Fani Willis: Consummate Fraud and Unethical DA
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Tonight, dear friends, we're going to be talking about three things.
One, Fannie Willis.
The perfect ad mixer.
Did you see where she had her dress on backwards?
Did you see that?
Did you see that one?
Who saw that?
How many of you fashionistas out there saw that?
How many of you noticed that?
See the zipper here?
Did you see this on the back?
It's so, I mean, it's so sad.
Bless her heart.
Bless her heart.
It's worth $8 million, though.
Where that came from, I have no idea.
Corrupt, idiotic Arub.
Fool.
A Boeotian, a Chuff, a Churl, a Boor, an Icona, a Dimwit, a Dullard, with $8 million, so goes to show you.
And her lover, her paramour, her boy toy, the equally daft and demented Mr. Wade, who is thinking, what the hell am I doing here?
We'll talk about that.
We'll talk about this, how everybody is in on Navalny.
Oh my God, America loves Navalny.
This is the most important thing in the world.
Oh, my God.
Alexei Navalny.
America is in love.
They don't know anything about this guy.
They don't know anything about who he is.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Including Ainsley Earhart.
Ainsley.
I love our troops.
Okay, Ainsley.
Thank you, dear heart.
Appreciate that.
I'm going to have my Mrs. Ells.
Credentials up there, which are good.
Lens Warriors.
No problem with that.
She was on this morning at Fox News.
And therefore, they killed him.
That's why we gotta send more money to Ukraine.
Oh, what about this one, Ainsley?
Okay?
Honey?
Let me see if you can run by this one.
They killed Gonzalo Lyra.
Ukraine did.
So by your argument, they should stop money to Ukraine because a Ukrainian killed an American citizen.
Versus a Russian, according to you, killed a Russian citizen.
First of all, what difference does it make?
You tell me how you're going to shed any tears tonight over the death of a Russian.
I don't understand this.
And America cares so much about Navalny.
You never give a goddamn about who killed or who didn't or who didn't commit suicide when it came to.
Jeffrey Epstein.
So these people, they just, I despise them.
They don't know what they're talking about.
And third, the President's judgment.
$350 million, a three-year suspension of the ability to conduct business in New York State?
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Thank you so very much.
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Yolanda Torres says, please check out independent rapper Sean McDonald and his song, Trying to Kill Me.
He dares to say what other labels won't.
He managed to get Ben Shapiro to rap on a song with him.
Excellent.
Thank you, Yolanda.
And by the way, I dig the guerrilla advertising.
I haven't heard it, but I'm sure it's great, and I thank you for your kindness.
Now, where do we start?
Let's talk with Fannie Willis, first of all.
Fannie Willis.
Give me a name.
Give me a word.
Give me something.
When I say Fannie Willis, what is it that comes to mind?
What is it that you think of when you see Fannie Willis?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Tell me, dear friends.
Tell me.
Tell me what comes to mind.
Tell me what you think.
Tell me what it is that you think about regarding this incredible I just saw this.
I just saw this headline.
Eagle star Don Henley can now be grilled about a 16-year-old prostitute ODing at his L.A. home in 1980.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I just saw this.
Trans Health Secretary Rachel Levine claims climate change disproportionately affects mental and physical well-being of black Americans.
Just, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to find.
I'm trying to find the fanny's address backwards.
Let me see this.
Biden makes fleeting trip to an East Palestine more than a year after train.
President greeted with FU chants, tells residents we leave no one behind in whistle-stop visits to village before heading to the beach.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
A ten-second brain freeze and a broken promise to retaliate for Navalny's death.
Putin is laughing into his blood-soaked borscht and warns David Marcus every day, Sleepy Joe clings on America's enemies who are more murderous.
Can you believe this?
You don't know anything about Navalny.
You have no idea what he's about.
None whatsoever.
But I've got to find this one particular thing.
I've got to find.
Please let me find this.
There's so much.
Oh, here we go.
You see?
Do you see Fanny's father?
Most black folks, they hide cash.
DA Fanny Willis' Black Panther father defends her keeping piles of money at home during bizarre misconduct hearing and tells a story about when they were racially abused in a diner over a credit card.
What the hell does this have to do?
Here we go.
Did Fanny Willis, if you do, wear her dress backwards on the stand?
Beleaguer DA is mocked by eagle-eyed viewers for sporting zipper at the front of pink frock.
Just saying, ladies and gentlemen.
Just saying.
You have got to be kidding.
How often do you find yourself saying, how stupid do these people think?
And then, of course, when she gets pushed too far, Oh, it's the black thing.
It's the black card.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the black card.
Yep, yep.
You know that's coming.
You know where this is coming.
You know where this is coming.
This, absolutely.
Leadership requires killing.
Tucker Carlson sparks outrage for claiming every leader kills people in an interview before Alexei Navalny was found dead.
As X-Fox News hosts are challenged for not grilling Putin.
Do you think people...
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think people really want to talk about this?
Do you really want the truth?
Let's just say whatever it is.
Fannie Willis is an incompetent rube.
She is a disgusting and vile, corrupt, politically infected insult.
To the legal profession.
She is an embarrassment to anybody who is a prosecutor.
She lives in a world of this fake, you know, you're lying.
I mean, this is like, I don't know what this is, Ricky Lake or something.
I swear to God, it reminds me of somebody who's about to go berserk at any moment.
You know, hair pulling or something like that.
This is low rent.
Low rent, low class, low intellect, low talent, Low morals, low everything.
And she's an embarrassment.
And let me just say something right now.
And let me just say this, and we all know this.
Of course, because she's a black woman, people are going to bend over backwards.
Oh my God, you're saying this?
I have worked with.
And we all have worked with.
In fact, you know that law school is eventually now going to be more women than men.
Okay?
I have worked.
And with everybody you can imagine.
And there are, normally when you get to a certain position, but the fact that you're there, you've already done all the ferreting out, so to speak.
You've eliminated the low rungs, so to speak.
She's incompetent.
She is a rube.
She took on one of the most stupid cases.
Racketeering?
Racketeering?
Excuse me, no sir, was not guerrilla marketing.
Well, I mean, Yolanda, I meant using this particular forum, but thank you.
I meant that as a compliment.
As innovative, as wise, as sapient, as being unique, is what I meant.
Guerrilla.
Now...
This goes to show you, and the Fulton County folks, oh my god.
They must be thinking, what is going on here?
She lied.
She's been lying.
And this guy, did I hear correctly?
I heard somebody suggest that he went back and after the fact, post hoc redaction of sworn, either interrogatories or pleadings that were filed in a divorce case.
Involving sexual intercourse with other people.
And he pled the Fifth.
Did I hear this?
You know, you wave the Fifth Amendment after you've started answering.
It's the most absurd thing I've ever heard in my life.
And I hope they burn her.
Because when you take the position of a prosecutor and you use it to go after your political enemies, When you do it to...
I mean...
When you use that power, you take a pen and you sign your name and somebody gets arrested?
Oh my god.
You know, we used to...
It was so funny.
We used to...
You're in your prosecutor's office and you're writing things up and you're filling out these forms and you're filling out this stuff and you take it and you sign your name and we used to throw it in a bin.
And that thing you wrote goes to one of the writers, and they would be writing out the information, and then somebody's getting charged.
It was like this machine.
And I thought to myself, do you know what you're doing?
Every one of these people, every one of these cases, it's a mystery, it's a felony, whatever, it's just cranking them out every single day.
And your job was to make sure, is this legit?
Is this a legit case?
Is this okay?
Is this, you know, have I overcharged, undercharged?
Do I know what I'm talking about?
Is this fair?
Could I prove this case?
Do I feel good about this?
Do I like this case?
These are the things you think about when you prosecute.
This woman says, I'm going to charge racketeering?
Do you know what this is?
Think the Gambino crime family.
Think about conspiracies, interwoven groups, levels of criminal concupiscence, criminal coordination at various levels.
Think of this.
Think of that.
Andy McCarthy said the best line was, the only thing these people have in common is they're on the same indictment.
Some of these people never met each other.
They have no idea.
And all Trump did was say, get me $100,000 or $10,000, whatever the particular number was.
He wasn't saying make this up.
He wasn't saying go and concoct this.
He was saying the same way Stacey Abrams did it.
Find legitimate Actual votes that I believe are there.
He did not believe.
I know this sounds hard for people to believe.
He did not believe the numbers that were presented.
I'm sorry.
But that's the way that is.
And he has every right in the world to challenge that.
Again, like Stacey Abrams did.
Hello!
That's the way that works.
It's simple.
Now, let's jump to this case of Trump in this ridiculous...
Listen to this.
Trump must decide whether to liquidate his assets to pay the $355 million civil court fine or may have to cough up an extra $35 million to secure a bond.
It's incredible.
It's absolutely incredible.
Donald Trump is estimated to be worth more than $2 billion, so they say.
But paying off a $355 million fine could require a little bit of pain.
He owns two dozen buildings as part of a golf and real estate empire, but has kept only a fraction of his worth in cash.
He claimed in the deposition for the suit brought by Letitia James to have $400 million in cash, saying it was a lot for a developer.
James' investigators found his liquid assets were $93 million as of 2020.
That creates a potential cash flow.
So they're going to have to figure out.
Now this is, if he goes ahead and he Appeals as a most likely post a bond.
Now, there is this case, and I'm trying to understand this.
There is a particular provision in the state of New York, probably state of New York only.
It came about during the Jack Javits days, which provides that a person can be held liable Even if no one is claiming fraud or damage or victimization or whatever you want to call it, that they themselves, they can claim damage.
They can claim, excuse me, the state.
Even though no one has ever complained, they're just saying that They believe that the amount that was pledged or secured or attempted to be secured is in no way commensurate with the actual value.
The reason why it's ridiculous, but it's unchallenged, it's the law, is that if you were to dare to pledge, to secure, to use X amount of properties as collateral, you will go ahead and you will have that Have you ever had an accident?
A car accident?
Have you ever called up your insurance agent and said, listen, my car was damaged.
$10,000.
Send me a check.
I'll get it squared away.
Did you ever hear that?
If you called up your, you know, Geico or Progressive and said, listen, $10,000.
Just send me the check.
I'll get it squared away.
Now, They send an adjuster.
Somebody looks at it.
They love you.
They like you.
They don't take your word for it.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
And it goes to show you the level of insanity that I'm living in and that you are as well.
And when this man wins, which believe it or not, I know this is hard for people to understand, but when you keep attacking somebody, Over and over and over and over and over and over.
When that happens, people sometimes actually believe that somebody is being treated unfairly and it has a negative effect.
Now I want to talk to you about something which is a case which absolutely blows me away.
Number one, yes or no?
Very simple question I ask you.
Yes or no?
Do you have any idea, seriously, who Alexei Navalny is?
Yes or no?
Do you?
Do you have any idea?
Be honest with me.
Have you ever heard of him?
Have you ever heard of him?
Nope.
Edward says there's one.
Nope.
Yes?
You know all about him.
Tell me, who is he?
When people say yes, I'm just curious, who is he?
What is his significance?
Who is he?
And what does it mean to us?
Who is he?
Tell me the significance of what it means to us as American citizens.
Anyone?
Anyone care to do that?
Would you like to step up?
Anybody come forward?
Please, I ask.
Anybody?
Anybody have any idea?
Anybody?
Yes, Russian politician opposed to Many of Putin's views.
A politician?
No.
Blogger?
CIA cutout?
Ah, David!
David!
Wait a minute, hang on.
Yes, but I think he's an asset for some reason.
Hmm.
Convicted embezzler who broke probation and jailed?
No, I don't know him, but yes, I heard about him.
He was against the oligarchs.
Tried to start the color revolution?
No.
Part of a CIA plot for, well, for a coupe, or a coupe, as it were.
That's like a sedan or a coupe.
Well, my friends, that's not even it.
But let me tell you what the National Review has.
Alexei Navalny was one of the bravest men of our time.
He stood up to one of the most evil men of our time, Vladimir Putin.
Navalny has now died a political prisoner at 47. This is from the editors of the National Review.
He was widely known as the leader of the opposition, the Russian political opposition to Putin.
He was?
He was the opposition?
In 2020, ages of the FSB almost killed him with poison.
He managed to survive, having been taken.
Sometimes Putin's critics survive.
How do we know that?
Do you know that?
Do we know anything?
Okay.
But he's a hero.
He's a hero.
And they are absolutely adamant.
They are crying.
And by the way, I know absolutely a little bit about how he could be portrayed to some.
To many people, he was not considered heroic.
He might have been when he came about in the 90s, when this was prior to Putin, when they were folks who were considered, in essence, anti-Russian.
Look, we have in our country two different sets of people, among many, but two in particular.
We have the Biden side and the Trump side.
And they are as different and as varied and as diverse and separate as you can imagine.
Two very, very, very different people.
We have people here in this country who believe in Biden and sex being neutered and they believe in children.
Whatever.
Are they Americans?
Yes, they are Americans.
Absolutely.
They deserve the same amount of protection that we do, but you could not in any way be more different.
So the idea that there is this thing in Russia called Russia and the opposition misses the point completely.
But nobody cares at all about our American citizen.
Gonzalo Lira, who was in essence either, who died mysteriously, because this man died, he stopped breathing, they said.
Okay.
Well, Gonzalo Lira stopped breathing too.
In Ukraine, after being taken into custody, he says tortured and beaten by Ukrainians.
Why is it that we as American citizens should look the other way?
Nobody's answering that.
They had some clowns on Fox News say that Navalny's death is reason for us to support...
Explain this to me.
The Ukrainian...
What?
Support Ukraine because Navalny was allegedly killed by...
Okay.
So that means that if the Ukrainians killed an American citizen versus the Russians allegedly killing a Russian citizen...
If that's supposed to double down, a Russian citizen killed by a corrupt Russian government give money to Ukraine.
Why not give money to the Houthis?
I mean, what do they have to do with it?
Nothing.
But neither does Ukraine.
Follow me on this.
They're saying that Putin killed a Russian.
So therefore give money to Ukraine.
And that's going to stop this.
But Ukrainians who kill an American that definitely would mean stop giving Ukraine money because they killed one of us.
Nobody's bringing that up.
Why do you think that is?
John McGuire couldn't get hired and says naval being offed is bad.
But I wonder Why there is really this level of outrage over the 4,000 to 5,000 that get killed every year in U.S. prisons?
Well, it's funny you say that, John.
And let me also say to you, what some friends of mine have said is, what about the 21,000 Palestinians who've been killed?
That's what they say.
Well, that's a different story.
Do you want to play Let's Get Mad at Murder?
Let's Get Mad at Death?
Do you want to keep playing that?
I think that makes a lot of sense, don't you?
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I love trying to figure out why certain things get us and why things don't.
I remember a while back, somebody after...
There were...
I guess listening to, or I think when this Ukrainian business started, out of nowhere they started to feel I guess the tugs of this or what have you.
And nothing really got their attention until all of a sudden they talked about the dogs.
Yeah.
The dogs.
The dogs that were Either left behind in Ukraine or something.
Dogs.
Dogs.
Now, let me explain something to you.
I think that dogs are wonderful.
I think that dogs bring a tremendous degree of love and affection to us, but they are not human.
On their best day, they can't be human.
Maybe sometimes it's good because sometimes humans really suck.
But I never understood why are they so interested in dogs?
Where did this dog thing come from?
What is this?
Someone should explain something to me.
Please, please explain, dear friends, how nobody in this country cares about the fact that Gonzalo Lira is dead.
An American citizen.
Last time we were in D.C. in front of the White House.
They had that Leonard Peltier, you know, the Indian who was...
Convicted of shooting the FBI agent.
They cared about this.
Now, explain to me something.
You're an American citizen and apparently your president is getting very upset over the fact that they killed Navalny.
How many is John McGuire people have been killed in new American prisons?
How many people have been Beaten to death.
Look at Whitey Bulger.
I know nobody cares about Whitey Bulger, but he was killed and had his eyes gouged out.
Do you want to talk about that?
How many people go to American prisons and are raped?
Come out.
How many American citizens do you know have spent, in one case, I think up to 22 years?
For being a part of a Washington trespass called January 6th.
Absolute, unmitigated, 18-carat bullshit.
Where these folks were alleged to have been involved in the...
And seditious conspiracy and insurrection, complete horseshit.
100%.
Nobody came to theirs.
So, Russia says this guy is a bad guy according to our rules.
This guy is an embezzler.
This guy is this.
This guy is that.
Let's assume it's nothing.
But what about this in our country?
Anybody clamoring for them?
No.
But I'm supposed to, let me get this straight, I'm supposed to do what?
Navalny's dead and do what?
Load him up, send more money of our money to Ukraine because this guy's dead?
I don't understand this.
We had people in our country who were denied the right to bail.
In one case, 22 years for that nonsense of January 6th.
We had a guy named Jeffrey Epstein.
You may have heard of him.
You see, there's this thing that's really interesting.
You see, my friends, let me see if I can explain this to you.
They had around his neck.
See, if I were to go like this, you would see deep, Deep, deep, like cut, like this really cut in, right?
Cut it.
Carotid, this part here, this would be this hypoxia, and actually pull it like this, and I just roll it like that.
Not this, no, that's this part.
That's a choke.
This is different.
This is a sleeper.
You know, that kind of thing.
You don't make that noise.
It's really...
It's this action.
And when you take this off, you'll find real deep, deep ligature marks, deep from a cord, like a CPAP cord or whatever it is.
But if you have cloth, like strips of whatever around it, it doesn't lend this up.
Plus it'll rip and all that kind of stuff.
And the pressure.
The ligature is so quick that the hyoid bone, which is the only bone which floats, it's not connected to anything.
It's just there.
It's under the mandible, in the back.
Go to the underneath here, down.
It's in the back.
And the only time you ever see a fracture of it is like in the case of a clothesline or something.
It's really hard to do it.
It has been done, but normally it's from this anterior to posterior, this crushing strangulation, manual strangulation, asphyxiation.
Petechial hemorrhaging.
Go like this.
Look at petechial hemorrhaging in the eyes, in the sclera, in the white.
You see it.
From this, it bursts.
The hyoid bone and the thyroid cartilage fractured.
Evidence after accident.
Evidence.
When you die, there's different forms of mortis.
Livor mortis.
Lividity.
This is the pooling of blood.
If you turn somebody over, you can see this kind of rubescent pooling.
You see this blotches.
You can see where bodies were moved.
That's livor mortis.
Algor mortis.
Temperature.
The temperature of the body.
Rigor mortis.
You know, the stiffness will tell you.
All of these...
Michael Bodden knows his stuff.
He said this was a homicide, as he said.
There are four, actually five, four kinds of death.
And think of the acronym NASH.
Natural, accidental, suicide, homicide, and unexplained.
NASHU.
Okay.
Or nosh.
Unexplained kind of makes the most sense.
Like, for example, you know, you got a skull.
By the way, interesting.
You know this Kaylee Anthony?
Remember that?
Remember Kaylee Anthony?
Do you remember that one?
Do you remember this?
Our good friend Christopher Owen, by the way.
Hey, Chris.
Chris says, why is someone talking about how the United States is going to have a fair and legal election if not figured out none of the other matters?
Christopher, I could not agree with you more.
Could not agree with you more.
Absolutely.
Ab-so-freaking-lutely.
But I want to just tell you how nobody cares about our Epstein.
But I'm supposed to care about Navalny?
And they kill this guy in front of everybody?
And nobody talks about that?
And I'm supposed to care about what?
I don't understand that.
I know he was a dirtbag.
This guy was an asset.
This guy, they offed him in front of everybody for a lot of reasons.
And I'm supposed to care about Navalny.
Nobody even cares about it.
But I'm supposed to stop what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure he had a family.
I'm sure he was a great guy.
We don't even know what happened.
We don't even know what happened.
For the love of God, we don't even know what happened.
Can you give me even a fake report?
We don't even know the report.
But there's Biden.
Okay, thank you.
That's terrific.
I'm sure the family was behind that one.
And of course, once you say, once you were told, Putin's a bad guy, this is a bad guy, he's a good guy, Zelensky's a good guy, Putin's a bad guy, Xi Jinping a bad guy, Bibi good guy, Abu Mazen bad guy, MBS, from the movie, from the movie, from the movie.
The man who shot Liberty Valance.
When the fact becomes legend, print the legend.
Americans will be told anything.
Automatically.
They will believe anything.
Humans believe anything.
From religion to faith to mythology to Old wives tales to conspiracy theories to you name it.
They believe anything.
And you've got the National Review.
And already, say, would you at least give me a report?
And, again, do you mean to tell me, do you, you know, we, they lock these people up, as you know.
Because Putin's a bad guy.
I am not a Russian.
I'm not a Chinese.
I'm not a...
I'm an American.
I don't want to move anywhere.
I don't want to live anywhere.
I don't.
Nothing.
I think I know a little bit about how things work and how they work.
And there was this guy named Julian Assange.
And Julian Assange is a journalist.
We have this thing called the Constitution.
The first provision of the Constitution, called the First Amendment, is this provision that says basically that Congress shall pass no law.
We will not allow individuals from being prosecuted for reporting the truth.
WikiLeaks and all that stuff was not responsible For the obtaining of information that proved problematic because of the fact that it was given to them.
And under the case of Bartonicki against Vopper, Supreme Court case, they were acting as a journalist.
That simple.
Okay?
That simple.
And as a journalist, as a journalist, all that Assange did was print and report that which he received.
Same way Daniel Ellsberg did for the Pentagon Papers and the like.
So he is now in jail.
Probably will end up dying, going crazy, going mad.
And nobody cares about this.
But excuse me, I'm supposed to do what again?
I'm supposed to stop what I do.
Because of Navalny?
I don't even know what happened.
I don't even know.
I've got people who are in our...
We have people who have been on death row who never committed the crime.
Excuse me if I don't go crazy over Navalny.
It's none of my business.
It's their business.
I'm concerned here.
I've never heard Putin or Xi Jinping or MBS or Macron or Millet or anybody say, hey, did you see what those Americans are doing?
Those poor bastards who merely trespassed, who spoke up, who might have been a bit raucous, who certainly may have been trespassing and certainly...
Could be sentenced to that.
They charged these people with sedition.
Sedition and insurrection and all this kind of stuff.
And served them for 18 to 22 years.
And they did this.
So do me a favor.
When Russian citizens go on TV and their newspapers start talking about our American rights, When they start talking about why we never got to the bottom of Epstein, when they worry about why Assange, and there has been some message about that, when they start talking about Gonzalo Lira, when they do that, I'll pay attention upon Navalny.
I'm not going to pretend these people who have a hard-on for Putin.
They just are, it's like a fixation.
Do you not see what's going on here?
No, I'm not.
This is how stupid everything is.
So stupid.
And let me explain something to you right now.
And I want you to listen to me, and I want you to listen real good.
They're going to steal this election, and they're going to do it legally, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
You hear what I'm saying?
Nothing.
Ronald McDaniel said, bye-bye.
They're going to bring, what, Lara Trump?
They're going to do it again.
Do you hear what I'm saying to you?
They're going to do it again.
They're going to take this election.
How many of you brave Americans think they're going to rip off the election legally?
Legally?
They'll get away with it.
They know exactly how to do it.
How many of you fine folks think they're going to do it all over again?
Big Elvis says if Finney goes down with that Affect Young Thug's case.
If Finney goes down, oh, will that affect Young Thug's case?
I do not know.
And the reason why is I do not know.
I'm not even sure why this even affects Trump, to be honest with you.
I hate to say it.
Young Thug, as you know, Young Thug.
This is Fox 5 Atlanta.
It's very interesting.
Young Thug.
His name is Jeffrey Lamar Williams, known as Young Thug.
By the way, what would be your rap name, Big Elvis?
Like, Dirty...
What's his name?
Dirty old bastard?
Stupid son of a bitch?
What would be your...
It's got to be tough.
Diddy Wap Diddy.
Fitty.
Fitty yay.
Old dirty bastard.
Stupid Son of a Bitch.
I mean, those would be some great names.
What will be...
Dump Trump.
That'd be a good one.
I prefer Old Criminal.
Caligula's Grin.
Oh, I like that.
Poop Pants.
Very good.
Dead Fish.
That'd be a good one.
Handle.
Optimus Rhyme.
ODB.
I like that one.
Sasha Lamora.
I might use Sasha Lamora.
Coochie Killer.
Oh, I like that.
Crusty Nuts.
Tom Yost is Crusty Nuts.
Ladies and gentlemen, poverty recording on it.
Crusty Nuts.
Ice Pube.
Very good.
Very.
Very.
That's like plays on words.
Have you ever read Chaos Theory?
Dusty Mop?
How about Bar Rag or Old Hospital Mop?
Have you ever heard of these before?
These are called actual Japanese Porn titles.
Have you ever heard this one before?
A friend of mine turned me on to this one a while back.
Are you still practicing on representing?
Absolutely.
Absolutely, dear Bradley.
You better believe it.
I have a select clientele.
They have to be relatively sane.
And even that's...
But let me tell you this much.
Here we go.
This is from...
Every day this one man loads up the internet browser and it does a search call for intellectual...
These are about Japanese porn titles.
And these are real.
These are real.
These are...
For some reason, these work.
For example, Men's Nipple Pleasure Salon.
Guys make you shudder and heal you.
Next one is, to be honest, for the past three years I never liked this nickname.
Right now I'm into sex and funny stuff.
Ha ha, I really need to enjoy myself at this age.
Here we go.
Soapland featuring really young students.
They only work when their chances of not getting pregnant are 80%.
This is a title.
Nicely sized clothed.
I'll let that one go.
The shower curtain is see-through.
Here we go.
These ladies don't know their tight pantsuits are torn.
This is a title.
This is a title.
There are always some kind of erotic girls.
Here we go.
This is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
This is the name.
Not only of a title, but maybe my new band.
Orgasm wheelchair.
I. I...
Here we go.
I'm fine with touching bugs.
Just do yourself...
Wikipedia has Japanese sexploitation names.
Not exactly the most...
They don't spend a lot of time on...
titles.
Okay.
Sometimes things are lost in translation.
You are correct about that.
There is something to be said for that.
Let's stand by for a second.
What a nice way to end this.
Japanese porn titles.
This would be...
You would think sometimes it would be this universality of...
Of titles.
You know, sometimes it would be the big joke used to be sometimes it would take a name and kind of play it like one I saw was called Shaving Ryan's Privates.
That was very good.
At least it was clever.
You know what else is clever?
This.
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My friends, I don't know what brought me to this notion of Japanese porn titles because they're not gross.
They make you say, hmm.
How about Stark Naked Nudist Marina?
Abnormal Dancing School.
You know, every now and then we'll drive and go, there's a Fred Astaire dance.
Who's taking dancing classes?
And Fred is there.
How about this one?
Failure as a mother.
This is a porn title.
Undergarment sales...
Oh, no, no, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Immoral lesbian undergarment saleswoman is one.
How about...
There's also immoral lesbian undergarment saleswoman.
Which is a close friend?
Touching guest six.
On the street, daring sex on a roller platform.
The slave private...
Listen to this.
These are Japanese translation.
Japanese pornography titles translated.
The slave private secretary who had the line of the beautiful foot, hidden dragon.
And...
Vibrator attack.
And finally, transvestites banned from Thai medical schools.
Now let me tell you something.
That is worth the price of admission.
That is it right there.
Please.
Sparky breaks the monotony by asking, Navalny was Russian Juan Guido.
He's always been sickly and had many enemies.
Political Zero, puppet of the West.
Maybe he was knocked off to make Putin look bad in the wake of Tucker's interview.
Could be.
I know that he was, in the scheme of things, might have been a, quote, Putin opposition.
Could you please name who is Trump opposition?
Who is Biden opposition?
What do these words even mean?
So all I want to tell you is, we talked about three biggies tonight.
Fanny Willis, or Fanny.
Don't give me that Fanny business.
Absolutely low rent, low class, low IQ.
Listen to this.
Just listen.
The stories, the perjurious, the mendacity.
Remember something.
If you're going to get caught in court, answer the question and make it sound like it's no big deal.
Did you have sex with Mr. Wade?
Yes.
Was Mr. Wade married to your employee?
Yes.
Did he ever buy you things?
Yes.
Did you pay him back?
Yes.
Don't tell me you paid him back in cash.
Nobody paid anybody back.
I gave him the money back in cash.
Now think about this.
You're stopping this one.
Seriously.
You're not going to buy them out of that one.
And after you're done, this is your boss.
And she says, okay, what was that bill?
Well, with the rumor, $750.
Okay, hang on.
One, two, three, four, five.
There you go.
$750, okay?
Want a receipt?
I don't want a receipt.
Why would two lovers pay each other back?
Please.
Anybody?
Have you ever done that before?
Sparky says, you missed my fanny super chat.
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
Jesus, I'm so sorry.
Just a second.
Hang on a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Here, wait.
No, that's not it.
Hang on a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm looking for it.
No, that's not it.
Oh, even before the Trump thing, Fannie Willis, who grew up wealthy, was known as an oddball, spoiled brat, in the Atlanta legal community.
Sparky, you see where she got that $8 million from?
She got 300 acres in Maui and Georgia and $650,000 in gold and...
What?
What the hell?
What?
Does this story make any sense to you?
Where is this from?
I mean, I say, you go.
She's got blue chip stocks.
She's got this.
And this guy, she's paying him back in cash?
That story is more stupid.
Just answer the question.
Did you have sex with him?
Yes.
Did you pay him back?
No.
Okay.
What does this have to do with me prosecuting Trump?
Nothing, really.
Remember when David Petraeus had that Paula Broadwell or something?
Remember when she talked about pillow talk?
Remember that one?
Remember that?
They were going to bounce his ass and bust him to I don't know.
Lieutenant General or something.
People do weird stuff.
And you would think somebody would...
And by the way, each of the people coming up is like, oh my god.
The father comes up.
This is the funniest.
Who's calling?
What is the relevance of any of this?
I know judges who would say, what are you doing?
Who are these people?
The one guy with a thing on his head.
I mean, it's like, this is a, this is a Judge Mathis or something.
Who are these people?
It's, it's just this lying sense of, I gotta tell the truth?
Yeah, you mean I just can't, I just can't, you know, make up stuff?
No, really?
So when I fill out my, my actual, my pleadings for the divorce, I've gotta answer truthfully?
Yeah.
Can I go back and change that?
No!
Really?
So I gotta tell the truth?
I can't just make stuff up?
Okay.
And you know that Wade's thinking, this ain't worth it.
This is gonna be the most expensive thing in the world.
He's thinking to himself, what was I thinking?
He's gonna be a joke.
Now she might end up...
On The View, she might be on some, who knows, Club Shea Shea.
That's where I'd go.
You know, I mean, I would, if I were, she's going to go on something.
She's going to say, look what they're doing to this black woman.
You know where this is going.
And I don't blame her.
Sparky says, Navalny, boy, you've mastered the splitting the first letter.
Navalny was nothing in Russia.
The West grossly exaggerates his importance.
They did with Juan Guido in Venezuela.
I like that.
By the way, did you hear what Scott Ritter said about it?
Scott Ritter was wonderful.
Did you hear that?
Wonderful.
Well, not Guido.
Juan Guido.
Listen to Scott Ritter.
Scott Ritter is one of the best.
He did a broadcast.
Podcast with a Russian woman is fantastic.
Utterly fantastic.
She's wonderful.
Absolutely terrific stuff.
So anyway, dear friends, you were terrific.
I'm telling you, Club Shay Shay, you think I'm kidding.
You think I'm kidding, okay?
Anyway.
So, my friends, I thank you.
Sparky, per usual, thank you for your perspicacity and your magniloquence.
The Brad, thank you, sir.
Big Elvis, the Chef Rosenberg, thank you, sir.
Christopher Owen, if that's your real name.
John McGuire, couldn't get higher.
Yolanda Torres.
Yoli Towers, ladies and gentlemen, thank you as well.
And thank you.
By the way, oh, wait a minute, the Brad, hold it, the Brad says, just a minute, the Brad says, how do you represent someone on the federal level versus state level, and what stage are you licensed in?
Just a question, would you represent someone that was dealing with a January 6th issue?
Are you more criminal or civil?
How do you represent someone on the federal versus state level?
That's easy, final notice of appearance.
What stage are you licensed in?
New York, New Jersey, Florida, and the District of Columbia, as well as the Supreme Court, as well as the Southern District of New York, the Eastern District of New York, the Second Circuit, New Jersey Federal, excuse me, New Jersey District Courts, and the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, which is Jersey and Philly.
So that would be court of appeals.
So all of those.
And would you represent someone that was dealing with a January 6th issue?
You know, I absolutely would.
Absolutely.
One that I would stay away from is probably representing Trump.
I think those are killers.
But the January 6th case?
Absolutely.
You can only be involved in a case that you really feel good about.
That's where you'll be excited.
And when you, I hate to say it, when you kind of get along with the people involved and you can do a good job.
Sparky says those Japanese porn titles were descriptive rather than poetic.
Indeed.
But it goes to show you that They still sell, so it's not so much in the title.
I'm wondering, Sparky, if you were to take an English title, and if the title were Maytag Repairman Chained to Engine Block on Fire Rose and put it into Japanese, would it come out pornographic?
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
Just a thought, if that makes any sense whatsoever.
I also want to announce, by the way, Mrs. Eldon and I have figured out that we are of the opinion that people, am I right, honey, are insane.
That we are running into the dumbest people at every level.
Of our existence.
Am I getting close to that, honey?
The dumbest people you have ever, and so dumb, you want to say, do you know how stupid you are?
Do you have any idea?
You don't understand little simple things.
Not big, complicated deals.
Just simple things.
I'm going to leave you with that.
Now also, please, follow Mrs. L at Lens Warrior.
She's got some great, great, Great videos.
Great.
LinzWarriors on YouTube and LinzWarriors on X or Twitter.
Incredible stuff.
Stuff that will blow your mind.
Do you understand this?
Okay.
Alright, dear friends.
Have a great and a glorious and a wonderful day.
Thank you so much for your excitement.
Thank you so much for your interest.
Thank you so much for your perspicacity.
And your gentleness.
Thank you.
You're a good group.
You're interesting.
You're funny.
You're courteous.
You're wonderfully daft.
On the edge.
Just the way I like it.
And it is an honor to know you and be a part of this endeavor with you.
Have a good day, my friends.
See you tomorrow at 8 a.m.
And don't forget these words.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue you.
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