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Feb. 12, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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Super Bowl Stupidity and Celebrity Satanism Celebrated Yet Again
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Dear friend, as you probably know, I hate when people revel in not...
Knowing something.
I hate when people say, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't do that.
I don't watch that.
I don't know anything about Taylor Swift.
I don't know anything about that.
I hate that.
You know it and I know it.
It's almost like people take this sense of...
Of pride.
And I don't know anything about that.
What are you, kidding me?
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
I'm proud of not knowing something.
I'm proud of not knowing something.
Dear God.
And I always tell you, don't do that.
Don't ever let me catch you do that.
Don't say that.
Well, except for now.
My dear friends, this is the whatever number Super Bowl this is.
Whatever number it is.
I have not watched.
One second.
I don't even know the score.
I have not.
Not one second.
I have not looked online.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I have devoted myself completely.
Completely to nothing more than just being aware of the world around me other than that.
I despise, and I don't know why, I can't tell you why, I so despise, I despise everything about anything I'm supposed to love, anything that I'm supposed to enjoy, any kind of collective, you know, behavior.
Mrs. L and I were taking a bit of a stroll this eve and there was this young man walking with a big box of pizza from, I guess, Pizza Hut and he had this this and that and he was, of course, obviously going and bringing something to celebrate this tribal,
atavistic, stupid, idiotic, meaningless, dumb This cool, this conspicuous, mandatory, we must love this.
I despise it.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
And what did it, I think, for me, the absolute, the moment where I lost all sense, I mean, there's no way to even put into...
And to words, the degree of despising that I have.
It was with Taylor Swift daring to lure me in.
That's when I have said enough.
Bill Pierce says, I'd rather eat a jar of live fire ants than watch the Super Bowl.
And, believe it or not, during your initial wrestling career, that's precisely what you did.
I remember that.
It wasn't that popular.
This man years ago was a professional wrestler.
His famous move was the waheeda hold, also known as the thyroid clutch.
In any event, thank you, sir, for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I despise.
I despise.
Buy it.
Anytime people tell me, well, this is what we do.
Hey, you got tickets to the Super Bowl.
I hate it.
I hate, I hate anybody who even, the idea of going to a football game is just, dear God.
We drive by, you know, MetLife Stadium, you know, up there in Jersey.
Oh, oh, God!
To park your car and go and watch and see.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I've never liked it.
Never!
I don't know what...
What are you watching?
What are these?
What is this?
Now, if you've got money on it, I understand it.
You've got money on it?
Who cares?
Watch anything.
You can watch...
It doesn't matter if there's money on it.
And I don't mind somebody watching something that's really interesting.
I don't mind somebody...
I remember one time being...
Kind of interested in the world of cricket.
There was some cricket event.
It was wonderful.
I didn't understand about cricket, but I was watching it.
It was just interesting.
But it wasn't obligatory.
See, that's the thing I want to tell you.
It's the obligatory.
You've got to enjoy that.
What?
Oh, you've...
Got to enjoy this.
I've got to enjoy this?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean I've got to?
Oh, everybody, aren't you?
What are you doing for Super Bowl Sunday?
What am I doing?
Say, what am I not doing?
I'll tell you what I'm not doing.
I'm not watching the Super Bowl.
I despise it.
Usher?
Now, I'm not going to be one of the people who say, oh, I don't know who these people are.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not it.
Every now and then they'll have somebody with a stone.
I don't care about that.
It used to mean something.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember when it meant something?
Do you remember when you were a kid?
Who remembers when football was?
I don't know.
It was like watching NWA wrestling.
It was like watching Dick Murdoch and Dirty Dick Murdoch.
You know, old Dusty and who was the guy from Waxahachie, Texas?
Who was his tag team partner?
He was just Dick Murdoch.
Yeah, Dirty Dick.
Yeah, Dick Murdoch.
Right.
Then it was Dickie Slater from Tampa.
It was Dick Murdoch from Waxahachie.
Big.
He had no teeth and big gut.
That was great.
And then...
It changed.
Who remembers the days of Lombardi and Bard Starr, Carol Dale, Ray Nitschke, Kramer, just those...
Remember the Vikings with the fearsome foursome and Alan Page?
Wow!
I remember watching the Dolphins with their perfect season.
Remember Garo Upremian?
He tried to throw the foot.
I mean, he was the kicker.
Jan Stenerud.
I remember when they went into all of a sudden soccer style.
Jan Stenerud and Garo Upremian and others.
I think he was with his cheeks.
I liked him more.
Who remembers Tom Dempsey?
Who remembers Tom Dempsey?
Who remembers he had a club foot?
Remember that?
He had this, it wasn't even a foot, it was like a piece of wood they like hammered into his ankle or something.
I don't know what the hell this thing was.
And he had the, he broke the record for the longest field goal ever.
George Blanda, what was he, like 63 years old, still playing, he was a kicker and a quarterback?
And who, who didn't love Dick Butkus?
You didn't love...
Oh, my...
And Dick Puckus, later on, you know, I saw him...
I think I saw him as something...
I was like, okay, he was, you know...
He was the greatest, number 51. It was it!
He was just...
It was just incredible.
This was before LT and others.
There was a different Two Tall Jones...
Two Tall Jones...
And then there were just...
Just the greats later on.
Gale Sayers.
Oh, my God.
It was something different.
Who remembers John Facenda?
Lambeau Field.
The Frozen Tundra.
Remember that?
Sundays with...
It was really before...
Well, I'll tell you what.
John Madden...
And not Gifford, but Pat Summerall.
Oh, I loved it.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
There was a dignity to it.
There wasn't like nine idiots trying to out-muscle each other.
There wasn't Terry Bradshaw with his stupid commentary.
And even Ditka, it was different.
One of the best Broadway shows we ever saw.
What was his name, honey?
From Lombardi?
Remember the actor?
It was great.
It was a theater in the round.
It was wonderful.
I loved it.
It was just Hank Stram.
Remember Landry?
Well, Paul Bryan was...
Football was Alabama.
But still, remember Bud Grant?
Just these...
It was just different.
Who knows where the...
Yes!
Roger Staubach!
Oh my god!
I'll tell you one thing was when Bradshaw played and you had Mean Joe Green and you had other people and you had Franco Harris and...
Rocky Blyer.
Remember who came back from Vietnam?
These stories were just incredible.
Who was that guy, too?
The dirtiest guy?
I think he played for the Steelers, wasn't it?
Jack Lambert.
Remember that?
He had no teeth.
Scared the hell out of people.
He was real skinny.
And they said, you're not going to be a lineman.
He was a monster.
And they would just sit there and oh my god, they would crush fingers and it was a different time.
And they played on grass.
And they didn't have concussions anywhere in the mud.
Remember the famous picture of Y.A. Tittle?
Remember that famous scene where the blood?
Sparky, you remember?
Larry Zonka!
Remember Larry Zonka's nose?
Remember his nose was...
Oh, my.
He was a hit so many times.
Larry Zaka, Bob Greasy, and your premium was on that.
Oh, and who could forget?
The greatest, the greatest one ever.
Joe Namath.
Joe Willie Namath.
I don't know what happened to him.
This guy was the coolest.
I'm going to use that word.
I'm going to use it carefully.
But he was the coolest guy there was.
And he says, oh, we're going to win.
You're going to what, you cocky son?
Against Johnny Unitas?
What are you, nuts?
And he did!
Mean Joe Green.
Who remembers, Sparky?
Remember the great, what was it, the Coke commercial with the jersey?
Do you remember?
Hey, kid.
I hate me.
No, go ahead, take it.
Remember Mean Joe Green's walking back to the...
In the locker room, I guess, and there was this kid.
Hey, Mr. Green.
Yeah.
The guy's like nine feet tall.
And he says, here, it's for you.
It's a Coke.
No, take it.
Take it.
Remember that?
Take it.
Those are the ones.
Take it.
And he drinks it, and like this huge hand, and he swallows it.
He goes, hey, kid.
Yeah?
And he takes his jersey off and throws it.
And of course, the kid could have smelled it.
It smells like...
Like a cheese truck blew up.
Mercury Morris.
Did you know, Sparky, years ago, I was on a panel with Curtis Lee with Cindy Adams, Al Sharpton, Mercury Morris.
It was on the Geraldo show.
I'm wondering, what the hell am I doing here?
What does Mercury Morris have to do with anything?
It was after his drug thing.
I used to get Lance Renssel and Lance Allworth confused.
One had some problems, one not.
Who was your favorite?
Mine was Butkus.
Butkus was the greatest thing in the world.
This was just Dick Butkus.
Remember Deacon Jones?
Man, that motherfucker is crazy!
What?
It's crazy!
Okay.
And all he wanted to do was just play football, and he played with like broken ribs, and he was just, oh my God, it was wonderful.
It was just a different, the sound of it.
It just, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
It got to be whatever it was.
Ben Davidson.
He wasn't behind the green door?
No, he wasn't.
Ben Davidson?
Wasn't he the guy who played for the Raiders?
Remember that John Matuszak?
Does that make sense?
Anyway, Joe Namath, by the way, Joe Namath with football.
He is, and Mr. Warbly, he talks, have you ever heard the way George, he says, how do we say this thing?
It was a football team.
Remember when Joe was drunk on TV?
He goes, I want to kiss you!
That kind of warmed my heart.
Sparky said, Coca-Cola had a legendary marketing advertising department.
Incredible!
Do you remember...
The days of one of the greatest commercials, I don't know why it was so great, but they swore it was so great.
One of the greatest commercials in football was for Apple.
Do you remember when Apple, I think it was Macintosh then.
Do you remember?
Do you remember Macintosh?
It was one of the biggest deals ever.
And I thought it was a bit odd.
It didn't really tell you that much.
I wasn't really sure what Macintosh was or what it was at the time.
But it was different.
And when the halftime meant something.
Now, I hate it.
And this, all of a sudden, this I keep saying Lindsay Lohan.
This Taylor Swift, who is artificially pretending that she's with this house guy or whatever is Kels.
It's not Kelsey, by the way.
It's Kels.
They don't even know each other.
Where the hell did this come from?
Excuse me, you're what?
Who?
Yeah, we're dating.
You're dating him?
How did that happen?
It doesn't matter how it happened.
Does it matter how it happened?
What are you talking about?
Alice Fava says, I am not watching the Super Bowl.
While you take this trip down memory lane, I'm going back to watching my Korean drama.
I love you.
Well, go ahead.
Thank you.
Thank you, Alice.
My Korean drama?
The point that I'm saying about this, the reason why we're doing memory lane, is I've got no problem against the Super Bowl.
I've got no problem against football.
Do you know where the word Super Bowl came from?
Do you remember?
Anybody?
Don D says, what Korean drama?
Wait a minute.
I want to hear about this Korean drama.
What?
Remember this one?
Who named it the Super Bowl?
Who was it?
Who named it?
Who named it?
Remember this one?
Who knows this story?
Let me tell you.
19, Lamar Hunt.
Very good.
Gracie loves George.
Absolutely.
Oh, look at this.
I don't see any car ads on this year.
I wouldn't know.
That's very interesting.
Lamar Hunt, 1966.
Remember the Super Bowl?
The Super Bowl was this round, it was this really hard rubber thing.
You would go up and you would, like, slam it into this concrete of the street or whatever, and it would fly up.
Remember that?
It was the Super Bowl.
It was this very concentrated rubber piece or whatever it was.
To make a long story short, it was incredible.
Okay?
Incredible.
So what happened was, when this thing blew up, or whatever it was, Marhan said, what are you playing there?
You know, what are you playing?
What's that thing you're playing?
What is that?
How does that thing work?
Tell me about that.
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
Well, let me stop right now for just one second, my friends.
I get very excited about this.
Because I want...
I love authentic.
That's all I'm saying.
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PrepareWithLionel.com I recognize the fact, however, that we do things sometimes very strangely.
Not everything has some atavistic, tribal meaning to it.
Sometimes we do.
Sometimes we do.
But I don't know when, and it might be because, and I readily admit, it might be because I'm just chastened, I'm just contaminated by the vile lunacy of the world that I live in.
That could very well be it.
I admit.
I admit.
I was into a discussion.
I don't know about you, but nobody calls me on the phone anymore.
All my friends, I text.
I hate this.
And they're lousy texters.
They can't write.
They have limited vocabulary.
They can't convey an idea rationally.
So I've got to look through this lunacy and try my best to figure it out.
In any event, we're talking about this, and I said, do you understand that Your president, Joe Pops Poopypants Biden, has not forwent a chance to go on CBS during the Super Bowl?
Do you understand this?
This is not going on Fox, but since CBS is the He goes on CBS, which is as close to a White House spokesman.
This is it.
And he couldn't do it because he is so gone.
Look, I don't make fun of somebody who's just mentally gone.
There's nothing funny about that.
It's sad.
It's pathetic.
I understand it.
I understand it.
I get it.
I understand it.
But not for our president.
So I'm talking to this guy today.
He's a friend of mine.
Very smart man.
Very successful businessman.
And he says, I just can't stand Donald Trump.
He's crazy.
I said, you've got a president who's retarded!
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to use that word.
I don't know what other word applies.
In fact, that would be a step up.
How can you keep referring to Donald Trump?
What is the matter with you?
What is the matter?
We've got a country that's just falling apart.
How can people possibly think like this?
I don't get it.
Do you understand what's happening?
Our world is under attack.
Our borders are being shut.
I said we've got men walking around.
All of this started from Biden's campaign.
How dare you?
Trump was fantastic.
Fantastic for this country.
But you didn't like him.
Your business was booming.
Crime was down.
The economy was humming.
People were talking.
He was meeting.
He was meeting with North Korea.
Everybody was afraid of us.
It was great.
It was wonderful.
People were just, the economy, it was terrific.
And then COVID just happened to come along now.
Right before the illusion.
I'm just saying.
And this numbnuts is so bad that all he cared about was that he hates Trump.
I said, do you like Biden?
Do you like anything that's going on?
What is the matter with you?
And he asked me a question.
He says, do you like Trump?
I said, no.
I like anybody who will destroy.
The Democratic Party and your president and all of these other scum buckets.
That's who I want.
And I think he's the only one.
Now, if you can find somebody who's more effective at destroying and killing this cancer called woke, radical left, whatever this is, I'll do it.
This is incredible.
I live in a parallel universe.
I live in a world that doesn't make any sense.
It's incredible.
Now, by the way, I just did a video, and I want you to watch this.
I'm going to give you a link right now.
I hope you're subscribing.
If you haven't subscribed to me, you're missing it.
You're missing it.
I...
Yeah.
Sometimes things crack me up.
You know, Cat Williams opened up this incredible floodgates.
On Club Shea Shea.
I mean, he went after Tyler Perry.
He went after Steve Harvey.
He went.
It was great.
I love it.
It's what Howard Stern wishes he could be.
It's this take-no-prisoners kind of, God, it's beautiful, in any event.
So, interestingly enough, Monique just lays into Oprah.
Oh my god.
D.L. Hughley.
Just let's them have it.
So she's on this tour now with Cat Williams called Dark Matters Tour.
And she walks out and it's a standing ovation.
They just...
I mean, they just love, love her.
She's just taken aback by the love.
By the love!
Okay?
So, to make a long story short, as she comes out, she says, and I cannot tell you what she said.
Because it is, you might consider it vile.
I think it's so funny.
It's so fun because it is so distasteful.
It is so bad.
And she says, and I can't tell you.
And in one particular clip she's seen on stage in Connecticut on her first night of the tour where she's met with this absolute, this cataclysm of applause and love.
Almost the entire audience is standing to show her love and admiration for her for basically telling people where they can go.
And during another particular set, she issued a, well, a rather questionable apology to those she singled out.
Oprah, Tyler Perry, Stephen A. Smith, and Greg Mathis.
Not Peter Mathis, Greg Mathis.
And she says, I want to apologize for telling y 'all to blank my blank.
Because I forgot to tell y 'all to blank the blank that came with it.
Now, it's just one of these.
It's one of those things where you're not supposed to laugh.
And I just put a link there.
You're not supposed to think it's funny.
It's crude.
It's rude.
It's terrible, and you're not in any event, or you took countenance this type of behavior.
But considering the source and considering those to whom it is directed, I find it absolutely hysterically funny.
Do you understand this?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sparky says, my cousin, who was a graduate assistant in Alabama in the early 60s, knew Joe Namath.
His wife taught Namath in a dance class.
My cousin said Namath was a great guy who didn't follow the crowd.
Good for him.
By the way, Bear Bryant, I think almost one time, tells a story where he was out drinking or something and he basically said, he basically canned him for something, I think, in the world.
Most important podcast in the world, thank you for your kindness as well.
Joe Namath was, at the time, there was a, he was, remember brothers, three brothers, four brothers?
He was in New York.
It was a bar he owned.
I mean, he just, they went crazy.
Remember, he was, I think, C.C. Ryder.
He was in a couple of movies.
I saw him in a couple of movies.
Remember, he wore a fur coat.
He wore white shoes.
He wore fur.
I mean, this guy was just...
There was nothing...
Earl Morrill.
Remember?
Johnny Unitas.
I think it was Earl Morrill was the backup.
Remember Len Dawson?
All these names going up as a kid.
I just...
I love that.
I love that piece.
But here is the thing.
We are not going to be...
A part of this satanic, and I say that for your benefit because I don't believe in Satan, but if ever that was a Satan, this might be it.
And I see, how do I say this in a nice way?
I see many people today who are of the quote celebrity status vile and loathsome.
Disgusting human beings who are devoid of anything.
Resembling class.
I yearn for that.
I'm sorry, I do.
I told you there's a book I read, and I want you to...
I know you don't care about this, but it's called Capote's Woman.
This is about a true story of love, betrayal, and a swan song for an era.
This is her swan.
This was a time...
This was an era that just...
And I want there to be...
An appreciation for the time.
Oh, by the way, who remembers Georgie Best?
Who remembers Georgie Best?
This was the other guy.
George Best, Georgie, was the...
I think it was Man U, wasn't it?
This guy in the 60s turned out to be the worst alcoholic anybody's ever seen.
But was the consummate playboy.
He was...
Again, he was a playboy.
We don't have that anymore.
We don't.
There was a time of the playboy.
You say, what does that even mean?
Joe Namath, George Best.
There was another guy.
Was it Derek?
I think it was a hockey player.
Derek Sanderson was another one.
Look at this.
Our good friend, Mystery.
Mystery to me says, love your show, sir.
Thank you, Mystery.
I appreciate it.
Let me explain.
There was a thing where when I was a...
How do I say this?
When I was growing up, right around the 60s...
Oh, look at this.
Sparky says, love the NFL highlights.
John Facenda.
John Facenda.
Remember the guy I interviewed who was...
Remember the son of the NFL...
The vault and every...
I love that.
The filming was better than the show.
The slow motion, the camera work was incredible.
But anyway, when we were growing up, there was this thing called a Playboy in Playboy magazine.
And this was the idea of, oh, I thought it was the idea of there was a guy who was great with the ladies, but he wasn't a rapist.
He wasn't a...
He could have been.
For all we know, I don't know, but Joe Namath, George Best.
When I was a kid, I saw It Takes a Thief, Robert Wagner.
Remember Robert Wagner?
Remember It Takes a Thief?
Alexander Mundy.
And who was his father?
Fred Astaire.
Alistair Mundy.
Malachi Throne was whatever.
This guy was his jewel thief.
Playboy.
This guy.
Women loved him.
He was...
I remember one time he was...
The Fifth Dimension.
Marilyn McCoo was singing One Less Bell to Answer.
And they were in the recording studio.
And she's singing.
They're doing the recording.
And in the middle of the song she goes, So long, Al.
During the song, it's like, cut!
Anyway, it was the idea where these men went to fast cars and high-fives and make a martini and seduction and being, this may sound stupid, being almost a gentleman wooer, if there is such a word.
No doubt about it.
Heterosexual as hell.
And today, What do we have?
Who?
Who?
Anybody?
Who?
Who?
I don't know.
Leonardo DiCaprio?
With what, 12-year-old kids?
I don't understand it.
I say that figuratively.
They even joked about it during one of them.
I've been hearing from people that Brad Pitt is a very nice guy.
That he, believe it or not, tends to be a little conservative.
And wants to get away from him.
Despite the fact that he was hooked up with that lunatic.
The point that I'm saying is, I am not merely doing this to be reminiscent of my past.
I'm not being nostalgic for the sake of being nostalgic.
It was a different time than it was a better time.
It made sense.
And we live in the world of this debauched lunacy.
And nobody's asked the question, excuse me, why is Taylor Swift involved in any of this?
Why?
It's artificial.
That's all I want.
It's artificial.
Don't tell me something.
Don't, don't.
It's like don't ever put truffle oil on something.
It's not truffles.
It's not authentic.
I don't want, I just want real.
And this is ridiculous.
And I love when something is absolutely, that's why I thought, and I still hold out.
There are going to be two sports that are going to be bigger than anything you've ever seen.
And if you follow them, I swear to you, please do.
One is bull riding.
I know, hear me out.
And the second is darts.
Darts are so...
Watch it.
Big fat guys in bars just doing this one motion.
They are...
It's exciting.
That's a sport.
Bull riding.
There was a guy named J.D. Not J.D. Maness.
Pedal Steel player JD.
He's got a name that he's spelled correctly.
Anyway, incorrectly.
Do you know who is absolutely tearing apart bull riding?
Do you know who it is?
Ready for this?
Think about this.
The Brazilians.
Even a joke, Hot Pocket.
No, no, about Dante, about sumo wrestling.
Sumo wrestling, I've never gotten.
But women's tennis.
Women's tennis, remember in the 60s, Billie Jean King, Betty Stova, Yvonne Gulligan, Chris Everett.
I'm trying to think.
Billie Jean King was, and Billie Jean King was, no, she's married to that guy King.
Okay, alright, okay.
It's so sad.
It's so sad.
Here's Sparky, everybody.
Sparky says, spent my time waiting for football season as a kid.
When I grew up and traveled the world, I realized there was more to the world than just football.
So football was no longer a must-see TV for me.
I've never enjoyed that.
I wish somebody would recognize that, to me, one of the most Boring?
I can't watch it.
I like old boxing.
It's MMA, mixed martial arts, ultimate fighting, all this stuff.
Can't stand it.
Chokes and takedowns?
No.
That's, no.
That is so, no.
And I understand every, no.
There's something about being able to, watching old boxing.
I could watch, I could watch Sugar Ray Robinson forever.
Forever.
And just watch this.
But it goes back to what...
It's about this authenticity.
That's all.
Do you believe, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that there is something...
Cat Williams calls it Illuminati.
But do you believe that there are cabals and covens of people in the world who control everything?
Do you believe there are people who control everything?
That there are people in groups who are involved in this horrible, horrible, horrible world where they control everything, where there are groups of people that say we're going to control what music is popular, who is popular, what songs are played, what TV is considered.
Who becomes the Hollywood star?
Do you believe that?
I do every single day.
Oprah.
Let's do a list.
Do a list for me of the chosen few.
Oprah.
Steve Harvey.
Tyler Perry.
Kevin Hart.
George Clooney.
And that Amal Clooney, what a, oh my god!
When I see that, I say, please don't even, are you, do you believe this?
Do you believe this?
How do we say this?
Do you remember when Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner Do you remember when Hillary Clinton told her, you know, this guy would be good because he was an up-and-comer?
This creep!
This is when I realized this is unreal.
Amal Clooney is terrified of spellcheck.
A-M-A-L.
That's all I'm going to say.
Katie, Tom Hanks.
Absolutely!
I think there is a...
Tyler Perry for sure.
Oh, I wish to God one day, one day.
You see, I told you, there's the news here and there's the other, the subterranean news that nobody really talks about.
And that's the news I want people to kind of grasp.
Remember...
Hang on.
number um...
Do you remember...
Remember Oprah Winfrey's Leadership Academy for school?
Remember that one?
Or something like that?
Remember Oprah's...
There's a...
And if you go to YouTube, it's still there.
It's in Myerton, Gauteng, South Africa.
Remember that?
And there was a story saying, whatever happened?
They said she built a $40 million dream school.
This is according to Harvard?
An inspired model or a misguided one?
I don't know what this was, but when you are appointed, just like when you are selected to be a part of a secret society, you are appointed and anointed, and you're expected to carry on the message.
Your job is going to be this.
Your job is going to be there to be a part of this world.
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My friends, I don't know if you've just heard this news, but I know you care about this.
Lloyd Austin, back in the hospital, Senator, I mean, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin is back in the hospital, Walter Reed, for an emergent bladder issue and has transferred his powers to the Deputy Press Secretary.
I'm sorry, according to the Deputy Press Secretary.
No, and has transferred his powers to the Deputy Press Secretary, according to Pentagon officials.
What?
And has transferred his powers?
Pentagon Press Secretary Major General Patrick S. Ryder confirmed Austin is at Walter Reed, adding that Defense Secretary, Joint Chiefs of Staff has all been informed.
a they uh The Deputy Secretary is prepared to assume the functions and duties of the Secretary of Defense.
Perry had bladder issues.
Dear God, that's not fun.
Bladder issues.
In December, Austin was admitted to Walter Reed with prostate cancer surgery.
He developed an infection a week later and was readmitted to the hospital.
I wish him well.
Remember that?
They didn't even tell Joe Biden.
They didn't tell Joe Biden about this.
But let's go back to this, okay?
You know, and I know, look at this.
Look what Nancy Martin writes.
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I have several of their products.
Thank you, Nancy.
I did not put you up to that.
Thank you.
Okay?
Now, here's the bottom line.
We live in a world right now where there are people who are completely demented and totally devoid of any kind of rational Thought or what have you.
These are people that I find to be disgusting.
There are people right now we are in such a need to we need almost we need to go back and remind some folks of the realities.
Does this make sense?
By the way, what's happening with King Charles?
Do we know about his...
We don't even know!
We don't even know!
Nothing about his...
What kind of cancer does he have?
Do we know?
Anybody tell us?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wow.
Very interesting, my friends.
Very interesting indeed.
Very interesting indeed.
So anyway, let me tell you this much.
We're going to just carry on with this stuff.
And I hope to God, I'm going to watch something.
We're going to watch some kind of show or TV or something.
I don't care what it is.
Anything.
But I am not going to be a part of this.
And all my life, all my...
I remember what time I was at WABC.
And it was the night of the final, the final Seinfeld.
And I wanted to have a party somewhere, someplace, for people who didn't want to watch the final Seinfeld.
And I got into a big to-do with this.
It was a program director of sorts.
And he, to make a long story short, he was going to say, how are we going to do this?
And I said, frankly, I'm not going to watch this.
And he got very upset.
And people loved it because I was showing, in essence, the fact that there was this other side, kind of like we're doing right now.
And I said, we ought to have a party for people who don't want to watch the Seinfeld thing.
And he was so upset by that because, no, everybody's watching Seinfeld.
I said, no, they're not watching.
Everybody is not watching Seinfeld.
You don't understand what the hell you're talking about.
Not everybody is watching the Seinfeld show.
Nobody cares about the Seinfeld show.
It's you, but more people than you know, this is New York, for God's sake.
Nobody cares about this.
Anyway, make a long story short, he got very, very upset.
Very upset.
And I said, I'm going to tell everybody, and this is one of the reasons why they hated me, because I said, I don't want to be a part of what it is that people do.
I don't like this.
If everybody likes to do something, I want something different.
All my life, I've enjoyed listening to music and doing fads and wearing stuff.
Just acting different.
Liking things that were different.
That's the part which I think is the most important.
We need to inspire in people novelty.
Be different.
Look different.
Wear different clothes.
Like different music.
Like different movies.
If everybody is agreeing to something, it can't be good.
I'm telling you, it cannot be good if everybody agrees with it.
I mean that.
I've always done this.
In high school, this is when album-oriented rock, AOR, was big.
And while everybody was going into this kind of stuff, this was a time for not only Zeppelin and others, but there was also something which really came about, which was the beginning of Cool Jazz and kind of Chick Corea.
And when jazz, I remember John Clemmer and Dave Valentin, the flautist, and Ronnie Laws, and Fatburger, that was later on, but Fatburger and Spiral Jarrett later on.
But we were into this kind of weird, we wanted to be different.
Listen to Ornette Coleman.
Anything that was not usual.
Anything.
We were told, we went to high school, we all had to wear a tie.
So we went to this St. Vincent de Paul and bought this thrift shop and we would buy old, old stuff.
Anything that was vintage.
By the way, isn't vintage clothing incredible?
Don't you, don't you, when you see a well-preserved, obviously, suit or whatever, Isn't there something about it that is so beautiful?
Real vintage.
In good condition, not something from a pile of rags.
I have a friend of mine who doesn't understand this.
I have a friend of mine who thinks that that's whatever.
I can't explain things.
So ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm not going to...
I guess I'll find out tomorrow one way or the other who's winning or whatever.
I don't care.
But I do hope that that Kelce or whatever, I hope he loses and I hope she becomes the jinx like the goat was to the white side or the cubs.
The cubs, right?
Yeah.
I want it to be like the Bambino's curse.
I want everything about her to destroy any connection to success because there's something wrong about this.
And she's got talent.
But this artificial contrivance being brought in to corrupt the morals of our young people.
And I'll leave it at that.
Okay?
I can't stand this.
All right, dear friends.
Thank you, Sparky.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you, Mystery to Me.
Thank you, Most Important Podcast.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
And Bill Pierce, thank you as well.
Not for what you do, but for what you appear to do.
And I'm also going to make sure that I'm going to be watching somebody tonight.
If I do, just, just, we love this.
Sometimes I just love to watch a great interview, a great subject matter, great something.
Maybe just...
It doesn't matter.
Something that I never thought I would find interesting.
Something about Machu Picchu or Pikachu or Peekaboo, whatever.
Anyway, thank you, my friends.
Thank you.
By the way, Mrs. L has an incredible...
We did a joint...
We did a joint.
It was weird.
We did a joint video together.
It was wonderful.
I'm clarifying.
Come on.
We don't do joints.
We don't do that marijuana.
We don't do that Mary Jane.
We don't do that tea.
That weed beetle.
We did a video.
We didn't do that marijuana.
We didn't do that.
But in any event, please watch it at Lin's Warriors on YouTube, okay?
And thank you, dear friends.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Whose birthday is it?
Happy birthday who?
Wait, I missed this.
Whose birthday?
Happy birthday, Gracie.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Uh-oh.
Is Gracie Loves George?
Is that your birthday?
Whose birthday is it?
You gotta tell me.
Happy birthday.
Whose is it?
Come on, damn it.
Who is it?
Tell me whose birthday it is.
Tell me who is it.
Gracie.
Gracie, happy birthday.
Notice I say birthday.
Somebody said to stay off the flubber, honey.
They never forget this.
Mrs. L goes crazy with flubber.
Birthdays are great.
Thank you for this.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for sharing your birthday with us.
I'm telling you.
It's the only event that's worth a damn.
Don't do the birthday week.
I've got this one friend of ours, a grown woman who's a baby.
Just a baby.
And they go on social media kissing each other's ass.
Oh my god, it makes me want to puke.
Have one day.
Have a good time.
And then that's it.
Get over it.
Because you're an adult.
Last time I checked.
But Gracie, you're different.
You know what?
Don't do that marijuana.
Don't smoke those reefers.
Don't do it.
Because it affects your memory.
And I read that in a book one time.
It's called...
I don't know what it was called.
It was a green book.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Years ago, my mother told me, she goes, you know, if you buy that marijuana, how do you know it's not laced?
I said, what?
How do you know it's not laced?
I said, laced?
I said, because it will cost more.
They don't give it away for, it's not a joke.
True story, one time years ago, my father had this spastic condition with his back.
And I told her, you know, I said, I'm telling you, I'm not for advocating this, but marijuana may help.
This is before it was legal and all this stuff.
I said, you know, it may help him out.
She says, well, do you know where to get it?
I said, well, I could probably put my hands on him if I needed to.
No, he won't go for it.
I said, well, listen, don't say no.
You know, it's been around for a long time and it's natural and whatever it is.
Okay.
So one day I get this call.
She goes, yeah, listen, can you get that pot you said you could get?
Did you know somebody who can sell us some pot?
I said, this is breaking up.
And I'm hanging up the phone.
This is before phone.
I said, don't you ever do that on the phone?
What's the matter?
I said, you don't talk on the phone about pot.
Who's listening?
I said, you don't know who's listening.
I said, just don't do this.
Well, it's for medicine.
I said, it's all medicine.
One of the funniest days ever.
I thought it was great.
All right, dear friends.
Have a great day.
And Gracie, you have a good evening, young lady.
And thank you for everything you've done.
All right, my friends.
We'll see you tomorrow, 8 a.m.
Until then, remember, the monkey's dead.
The show's over.
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