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Jan. 30, 2024 - Lionel Nation
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The Insanity of Thinking Michelle Obama Will Run for President
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I'm going to say this again because it's one of those things that I have to talk about and you have to listen to and we have to slog through.
Let's talk about Michelle Obama actually running for the office of the President of the United States.
Can you see this?
Can you?
Seriously.
Debates, going to events, answering questions.
What do you think about Israel?
What do you think about this?
What do you think about the Houthis?
What do you think about that?
Just go down the list.
What about critical race theory?
What do you think about critical race theory?
Do you believe that the way we teach children about race should reflect some imaginary 1619 project?
And your now famous, your infamous dissertation or thesis when you were at Princeton, what exactly?
What exactly do you think about that?
Does that make any sense to you?
Does that make any sense?
Do you honestly think, do you believe, do you feel seriously, seriously?
Does anybody honestly feel?
Because I'm listening to this and I'm hearing, I'm thinking, is anybody listening, does anybody here think that Michelle Obama...
Actually wants, does she want to be, seriously, does she really want to be the president?
Does she want to go?
She might want to be in terms of, you know, that place in history and, you know, that kind of stuff.
And I appreciate that.
But do you really think?
Do you really, really, really think this?
Seriously?
Honestly?
Where every day if you're going to do this and they're going to pick up the hotline, you've got to go to talk to Xi Jinping and you've got to talk to Putin and they're going to look at you.
And you can't screw up.
It's not that, oh, you're the first black female president.
You've got to be good.
You can't be a joke.
You've got to have the best of the best of the best around you.
The best advisors.
And Democrats are the worst.
Who are you going to get?
Anthony Blinken?
Some version of that?
What are you going to do?
Who is your DOJ going to be?
You want to do Biden again?
Look at the Biden administration.
That's what you're going to get.
You want to do that?
Is there anyone who actually thinks this through?
This is a great idea.
Put Michelle Obama in there.
She's terrific.
She's great.
She will love the scrutiny.
She will love this.
And no matter what she does, they're going to always say, what is your husband's name?
I'm the president, not him.
Okay, all right, okay, fair enough.
And the sabotage, oh, I mean, just, just, just, I mean, seriously.
Is anybody thinking about this?
Now, your argument could be this.
You could say, look, you don't understand something.
They don't think anything.
You don't understand these people.
They don't think about this.
They don't think.
They don't use their heads.
They're on another platform.
Okay, could be.
Could be.
And then you're going to go after Trump.
And they're going to tell Trump, let her rip.
Let her rip.
Go ahead.
Let her rip.
Good luck with that one.
Good luck.
You have no idea how I hear people say this, and I'm thinking to myself, let me give you an example of something.
You might not know this, but let me give you an example.
A couple of things.
Years ago, I did one of the greatest things ever in my career.
My career.
It was when O.J. Simpson killed his wife and Ronald Goldman and Nicole Brown.
Remember that?
And it was the biggest thing anybody's ever seen.
It was the biggest story.
You have no earthly idea how great this was.
It was the greatest story ever.
And I learned something.
I'll never forget this.
And I want to share this with you.
First thing was, everybody...
This was before the internet, by the way.
This is before the internet.
Did you know this?
This was before the internet.
And everybody overnight became an expert in blood splatter evidence.
Everybody became a Henry Lee overnight.
Everybody.
I didn't realize this.
Again, This was before the internet.
And it was just people.
And it was great to be morning drive.
Oh my god, it was the greatest thing in the world.
Because no matter what happened the day before, you had the chance to just go on.
We had the highest ratings you've ever seen in your life.
And a couple of things I learned, in addition to everybody being an expert in law and crime, forensics and everything else, overnight, all of a sudden, in addition to that, something else happened, which is very interesting.
They would say things without thinking them through.
Let me give you an example.
Let me give you an example of something.
Some of them would call up and say, what do you think of...
No.
Remember, it was a slow-speed chase, it was Al Cowlings, AC, and somebody said...
What about Al Cowlings?
I said, what?
What about Al Cowlings?
What about Al Cowlings?
Maybe he killed her.
Wait a minute.
What?
What?
And somebody merely said, he is a name.
I'm going to use his name.
I said, but it doesn't make any sense.
What about his son?
Justin?
The son killed his mother?
Could be.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait, have you thought this through?
I don't know.
Could be.
That's the Michelle Obama thing.
Could be.
What do you mean it could be?
I don't know.
You keep saying I don't know.
Where did you get this from?
I don't know.
They need a black woman.
Who needs a black woman?
Who told you this?
I don't know.
After Kamala Harris.
Where are these rules?
Who wants a black woman?
For president, where do we need this?
Where did this come from?
What are you talking about?
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
You're saying I don't know again.
And I'm telling you, I heard this the other night.
I'm not going to mention any kind of names because you'll know the name.
Actually propounding this idea.
And I said, wait a minute.
Stop.
Where are you getting these ideas from?
Just like people would always say, it was so funny during the OJ thing, how come there's not more blood in the Bronco?
How come there was any blood in the Bronco?
What are you talking about?
Oh yeah, that's right.
So people will just say things without thinking them through.
And if there's one thing you will know about me, there are very few things in the world that drive me as crazy as somebody not thinking things through.
You have no idea.
To not sit there and say little things like, okay, well, if we got to the place first, you can change your clothes, and then being able to think in succession, be able to think ahead of time, be able to put yourself ahead.
This, this, this is what most people, you know, look.
It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
Now, let me ask you something.
Did you get my email today?
Because Saturday night is normally the loneliest night in the world.
But this coming Saturday, I can't wait for this.
I can't wait to go berserk.
I can't wait to go nuts.
I can't wait to go crazy, cray-cray, lunatic.
When I hit the floor, hit the stage, stormed the stage with Mrs. L and you this coming Sunday.
Operators are standing by.
They actually have operators.
And they're not these weird operators from different, you know, parts of the world where you're not really sure where they're from, but they have this rather unctuous and rather silly, thank you so very much!
What is this?
Latka Gravis?
Who the hell is this?
Alright?
So that's coming soon.
Make a note of this.
I flashed this long enough.
And here is the information.
This is the stuff.
This is it right there.
This is it, okay?
Make sure, if you're listening to this, In the comment section, in the description, all of these links are there.
Okay.
Now, let me go back to this.
I've got no problem with Michelle Obama.
Unlike most people, I was at an event and somebody thought it was great.
Michelle!
Yeah, Mike!
Mike!
Big Mike!
I said, are we doing that again?
It's not even funny anymore.
No, I'm serious.
Listen, I don't care what people say.
It's a free country.
You can say whatever you want.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Would you please stop saying this?
It's not funny anymore.
Well, you know, Joan Rivers said that.
Look what happened to her.
What, do you think somebody killed her?
She made a joke and somebody said, get into the operating room.
When she gets her nose job or whatever done, make sure you kill her!
Do you believe this?
Seriously.
You're going to have some operative?
Who are you?
Alright, I'm with the NSA.
You're an operative.
You're a hitman.
Was this because?
Yes, because she made a joke.
You know how they are, you know, Hillary Clinton, the Hillary Clinton body count.
And they say these things, and they say it with such frequency, they actually believe them.
They believe them to be true.
They just believe stuff.
And the stuff they should believe, they don't believe.
Now, I don't know how this thing works.
I don't know who these people, I don't know where any of this nonsense came from, but I gotta tell you something.
Michelle Obama would say to herself, I do not want four years of the worst.
You see what it does?
It ages everybody except Trump.
Now, I know Trump dyes his hair.
Remember Trump's hair was white for a while.
It looked terrific, but he looks good.
He looks good.
He sounds good.
He looks good.
Barack Obama, I mean, it aged him like, holy wow!
She wants that?
No way.
No way.
She's been through this.
She knows what it's like.
And she knows that Barack is going to be telling her what to do.
She has no independence.
Well, I don't know how much independence these people have in the first place.
It's going to be the most brutal, brutal...
Do you know what the internet's going to do with her?
Do you know what's going to happen to her?
Brutality.
Nobody is worth it.
Nobody deserves that.
Nobody deserves any of this.
Okay?
Nobody.
It's going to be horrid.
So when this, again, I hear this, well, you know, they've got to have a black woman.
Where does this come from?
I've got news for you, and I'm...
I don't know how to say this.
Nobody is keeping DEI kind of diversity score with it.
Somebody says, well, as long as she has a black woman, I'm fine.
That's all I care about.
By God, they better pick a black woman.
That's all I care about.
Don't give me this crap about, you better be a black woman.
That's it.
And Kamala Harris didn't turn out.
I thought she'd be good.
Well, she was the worst.
Because, by God, we've got to have us a black woman president.
Who says that?
Black people don't say this.
No, they do.
Who does?
Black people.
How do you know this?
Well, they just want...
Wait a minute.
What?
They just say things.
They just repeat things over and over and over.
And I swear to God.
I live in a world, I'm thinking to myself, where is this?
Where do people...
Listen.
Listen to me.
Do you think there is this...
Remember, when you...
Remember, you tack left and you tack right.
Somebody said one time that the analogy is that you take everything when you paint a room.
You take all the furniture and you put it in the middle.
You put all the furniture in the middle.
And then you move it away from the walls and you move it.
And then you do the painting.
And he says, and after you get elected, paint it whatever you want.
Put all the stuff back.
But that's what happened.
Tell them what you want.
You tack left or right for the primaries.
And then when you go for the general, you go towards the middle, like tacking.
You tack.
Dick Morris said this years ago.
You tack like a sailboat.
That's what you do.
What do you think people want?
What do you think people want?
This is the most serious business in the world, and I can't get anybody to really, honest to God, I can't get anybody to really act.
This is 281 days away.
281 days away.
This scares the bejesus out of me.
281 days.
How many of you fine people?
Absolutely, positively, no.
For sure that Joe Biden will not be the nominee for 2024.
Yes or no?
Let me rephrase this.
Joe Biden will not be the nominee in 2024, which is this year.
Yes or no?
Agree or disagree?
If you agree, press 1. 1. 1. One.
There is no way.
Do you understand something?
Do you understand something?
Do you agree with me that Joe Biden is not going to be the nominee?
Yes.
Gracie says yes.
He will be out.
He'll be gone.
He's Out!
It's so easy.
1968, Lyndon Johnson.
I shall not know.
I shall not seek.
And I will not accept the nomination of my party as your president.
Ta-da!
That's it.
That was it.
Took care of that.
Nobody said, well, how's he going to do that?
Well, what happens to his vice president?
Okay, he's going to run whatever he wants.
Believe me, they know this.
And they're doing everything in their power.
They're doing everything in their power.
And let me tell you something, my friends, and I want you to listen, and I want you to listen with all your heart.
I want you to listen to all your heart, and I want you to look up, and I want you to pay attention to what I'm saying.
I want you to hear what I'm saying.
I want you to put down whatever you're doing.
Put down your drink.
Put down your beer.
Put down your knitting.
Put down your cards.
Put down whatever you're doing and listen like you've never listened before.
We are on the brink of constitutional cataclysm.
Not catechism.
Cataclysm.
Do you hear?
What?
I am saying.
You are going to see things at the Texan move.
You're going to see constitutional, you're going to see arcane references to the use of states, bonding, binding, joining forces for invasions.
Invasions.
And you're going to see this, and Abbott and others are leading the way, and not only that, you are going to see what has been described as new versions of the Orange Revolution and others.
You are going to see, my friends, things that are going to blow your mind.
You are going to also see people use, you know, there's this wonderful, how do I say this?
There's this wonderful, remember years ago, remember the first time, where were you the first time you ever heard of Saul Alinsky?
Remember this?
Where were you?
Did you ever hear Saul Alinsky?
Ever?
Remember that?
And they said, well, you know, Saul Alinsky.
What?
Saul Alinsky.
Who the hell is Saul Alinsky?
Well, Saul Alinsky.
There's that name again.
Who in the hell is Saul Alinsky?
Well, he's a...
You know, Barack Obama was a big follower of Saul Alinsky.
And Saul Alinsky said, because you know he was a...
And all of a sudden...
Everybody started talking about Saul Alinsky.
And people wanted to say, who the hell is Saul Alinsky?
I don't know, but whatever bad he is, he is the worst thing anybody's ever said.
And he said nothing.
He, honest to God, said nothing.
He said the most...
We need our own Saul Alinsky.
Have you ever heard of Herbert Marcuse or the Frankfurt School?
And you ever heard of...
You know, the radicals, the Angela Davises and others, and how they use things which were kind of Marxist, whatever.
Why don't we use them?
Why don't we use them?
Do you hear what I am saying?
Why don't we use these very events and have our own?
Saul Alinsky's.
Why don't we go into schools and contaminate them with our own critical race theory?
Why don't we go after school boards and do everything they do?
Is that impossible?
Can that not be done?
Well, let me ask you.
What And I'm going to include myself in this we, just for the sake of this.
What do we do?
Nothing.
Why don't we radicalize?
You don't need Saul Alinsky to say, get people together in the community.
We know this.
Why don't we use everything from Tavistock to the Frankfurt School to critical thinking to everything you can imagine.
Every radical, every Marxist and just reverse it.
Why?
Why?
For every 1619 project, we have a 1776 project.
For everyone where we bombard, we bombard every single school board in every city, in every county, in every district that mandates an absolute finding in Gender disunity, male and female, all over the place.
Just paper the entire country with these swaths, swarms, to cause the left to say, what is this?
And then to have sovereignty petitions.
Remember, did you ever have those?
What are those things called where people would pledge to be virgins?
What do they call, honey?
Oath, you know, those oath chastity rings.
Look at this, Lizzo.
It's your den, mother.
Don't forget to like the video.
Listen to Lizzie.
Remember this?
Remember this?
I love Sun Tzu.
That's my favorite.
He says nothing.
Make sure the best way is to deceive.
Yeah, no shit!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Why are you talking about?
You either can win by showing your opponent that you're bigger than you really are, or not.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Remember that son's...
You gotta do it the right way.
Is that like General Tso?
What are you talking about?
Why don't we do...
We don't do anything.
What do we do?
You got Fox News!
You got Gutbucket!
That's it!
Gutbucket!
That's it!
That's all!
That's all you've got!
That's your idea!
Hey, did you see Gutbucket?
He was great!
Hey, there's Tucker!
What?
There's Tucker!
I watch Tucker!
What does that do?
I don't know, but I like that Tucker!
Tucker Carlson!
How is that going to give us votes?
I don't know.
I'm not very smart, but I like Tucker Carlson.
He's good.
I like that there Jordan Peterson guy.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
Candace Owens.
Is she still around?
Hell, I don't know.
I just watch these people.
Yep.
That's what I do.
And that Norman Vincent Peale or Victor Davis Hanson, whatever the hell his name is, I like that guy.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
But by God, I like him.
And that's the way we're going to win, by watching Tucker Carlson.
You see, we don't believe in voting.
We just talk to each other.
See, that's what we do.
We're conservatives.
We don't do anything.
We just talk to each other.
And we just get together and we say, we're going to win, right?
That's right.
Because Trump's the best.
He sure is.
Yep, he sure is.
Any proof of it?
Nope.
None whatsoever.
Any plans to make sure, any chance, to make sure that the franchise is saved?
Nope.
Not a clue.
Nope.
Nothing.
Not a clue.
Don't do anything.
Really?
Nothing.
Really?
Nope.
I just watch Fox News.
I like that there morning show with that there Doocy Doocy.
He's great.
That's all I care about.
Doggone it.
Graham Murphy says, Hi, Ellen.
This is Roger Stone called Michelle Obama president for a long time now.
Roger's a wonderful, savvy man.
Yeah.
Roger Stone.
And I like Roger Stone.
He's a fine, fine man.
Roger Stone also says that LBJ and Mac Wallace were responsible, that they killed JFK.
Roger Stone, a good man, now is a born-again Christian.
Did you know that?
Okay.
He...
What else did he say?
Now...
I don't know about you, but I want...
Roger Stone, of course, to be here to say, Roger, he was there for the days of Lee Atwater, and he certainly knows his stuff.
Roger, my question to you is this.
Let me ask you, does Michelle Obama want to be president, yes or no?
Last time this happened, I think it was Warren Harding.
I think he said, I don't want to be president.
We nominated you.
I don't want you.
What are you talking about?
I'm a senator from Ohio.
No, I don't want this.
You're it.
I don't want this.
And he was elected.
Anybody think that she wants to be president?
Day in and day out, I want to be president.
I want to be...
I've been there.
Four years of this.
I want to go through it.
I want to stop living my life.
Say goodbye to Martha's Vineyard.
Say goodbye to the cars and the...
Because she wants to be Oprah.
She wants to be Oprah.
She could be the chosen.
Why they haven't, I don't know.
Maybe they said, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't want you to do this.
No, I want you to be, no, no, no, no, no.
I think she would be, I think she would be, seriously, she could be a great talk show host or an interviewer.
Does she want to go to them every single day?
And deal with Bibi Netanyahu?
Obama couldn't stand her.
Him.
Couldn't stand him.
She wants to do that with Houthis?
Palestinian Authority?
Deal with this stuff?
You want to turn your back?
You want to turn to your people?
Nancy Pelosi, did you hear the latest?
This is my favorite.
And I did a video.
Make sure you subscribe to this channel.
Is everybody here subscribed?
Is everybody here subscribed?
Everybody?
Everybody?
Is everybody subscribed?
I'm not going to go on.
I can't.
I can't even imagine you not being subscribed.
But I've got a video coming up this evening.
Later on, it'll drop.
That's what the kids call it.
And Nancy Pelosi said something which is so stupid.
She says, the ceasefire.
Now imagine this is...
I say, Madam President?
Yes.
Nancy Pelosi said that Vladimir Putin is responsible for pushing this ceasefire thing.
Vladimir Putin.
What?
Yeah, Vladimir Putin.
This is all Putin.
This is Nancy Pelosi.
And when you see people marching in the street, It's Putin.
It's that bullshit.
Pardon my French.
That's a good word, by the way.
This nonsense, this bunkum, this balderdash, you know, dovetailing from this Russian collusion business.
Now, Mrs. Obama, Mrs. President, do you understand what this means, man of president?
Do you understand what this means?
Let me explain to you what this means.
The majority of your constituency are Democrats.
And the vast majority of your Democrats are in favor of a ceasefire.
And the vast, vast majority of your constituents, notwithstanding what you see on TV, are pro-Palestinian.
Do you know that?
You go around the campuses and they cannot understand any of this.
There is a rift.
Did you hear AOC recently do a hamana, hamana, hamana when they said to her about...
Well, do you think this is genocide?
Well, see, genocide is the worst word there is, because genocide, when you use the word genocide, you envision in your mind cattle cars and Auschwitz and systematic, and that is genocide, to be sure.
But under the...
The genocide treaties, genocide basically means the targeting of a nationality, a nation of people, either in whole or in part, basically for elimination.
It means more than just war.
It means you're not out there just, these aren't just, oops, collateral damage.
Oh, no, no, you're targeting them.
You're targeting them.
And the problem is that you've got All of these people says, we're going to go in and we're going to target them.
I say, oh God, would you people shut up?
You've got generals, you've got chiefs of staff, you've got BB, you've got everybody saying, oh no, no, we're going in and we're going to level.
Okay, that's the problem.
So let me go back to what I'm saying.
Nancy Pelosi, this is the mindset, is saying that this is Russian collusion.
So basically, Thanks to Vladimir Putin, he basically is pushing for a ceasefire.
By the way, ceasefire by definition is two people ceasing firing, not one person stopping the whatever it is.
This is nuts.
This is crazy.
Okay?
Nikki Haley is so shingad, so gone, that she even said, You know, October the 7th, that's Vladimir Putin's birthday.
Actually said this.
It's also John Mellencamp's birthday.
Uh-huh.
Little pink houses.
Pink, pinko.
Get it?
Get it?
Hillary Clinton was the one who said, I wonder if Obama and Putin were talking on January 6th.
We got their phone records?
Phone records?
What do you think they're on, T-Mobile?
What are you talking about?
Graham Murphy says, Michelle Obama would get the easiest presidency in history.
To quote Donald, could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue.
The press would still love her.
M. Obama walks on water and never forget the whole thing is rigged.
Well, it is rigged, but here's the thing.
Do you think right now that President Biden's catastrophe as president was in any way helped?
Do you think the media that is cratering?
Excuse me, Mr. Murphy?
Pardon me.
Thank you, by the way, for your beneficence.
Do you believe that the media which are cratering and falling and collapsing mean a diddly damn to anybody?
Do you think Martha Raddatz is going to pull this out?
You think having Rachel Maddow say, that's terrific.
Who are the people they're speaking to, Graham?
Who are the people?
The people who already like her.
What difference does that make?
They're preaching to the choir.
What difference does it make?
The media.
The media.
You mean heritage media?
Legacy media?
Statist media?
Sock puppet media?
What difference does it make?
Meager Brzezinski.
And by the way, love on the rocks.
Anyway.
Meager and Joe.
You know who watches that?
People in Washington.
What difference does it make?
What difference does Fox News make for Trump?
It speaks to the base.
Graham, I'm talking to you, son.
I'm talking to you.
What difference does it make?
Who cares?
The media.
Oh, they're going to love her.
So what?
She's going to meet with China.
She's going to meet with Xi Jinping.
She's got to produce.
Who cares what CNN thinks?
Nobody cares about that.
You know what they're going to say.
And I don't want her to lose.
If she does get elected through some whatever it is, I don't want her to lose because if she loses, we lose.
It's like hoping that the...
That the pilot crashes.
It's like, what?
You're on the plane.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I never thought about that.
See, you're using phrases from a time that have nothing to do with anything.
The media?
Who's the media?
What do you think the media is now?
Who?
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
One of the biggest events that happened...
It's something like Mr. Beast.
He better never go political.
If he ever...
He never will.
Look at this.
Graham Murphy says, I think China and the U.S. are in bed together.
Graham.
Ladies and gentlemen, no shit!
I love you, Graham.
Let me see if I can explain this to you.
It's professional wrestling.
It's professional wrestling.
This is the way people would do it.
This is the way Trump would do it.
This is the way Trump would do it.
I mean, he has this idea that everything can kind of be worked out.
Okay, what's the problem?
What's the problem here?
What do you want to talk about?
China?
Okay, China, what's your beef?
You think China's worried about Taiwan?
Not really.
Why is Taiwan important to anybody?
Taiwan's important because they make all the computer chips.
China's not worried about Taiwan.
And even though Nancy Pelosi goes there and somebody else, nice try.
Do you think China's going to go in and what?
It doesn't have to do anything.
Do you think China's going to go in?
No.
What is China worried about?
What is China worried about?
They've got oil.
We've got oil.
We can make things so much better if we say, alright, stop this.
First of all, get rid of NATO.
Number one, under the line of presidency, we're done with NATO.
Done.
Finished.
We're pulling out.
We don't need NATO.
What do we need NATO for?
What?
What?
What is this?
1950s?
Ask George Kennan.
We're out.
We're done.
Here's our...
We're not renewing the contract.
Because NATO is such a great deal.
When you go to NATO, when you say...
Well, it's like if you want to be a part of the franchise.
Oh, you want to own a McDonald's district?
Yes, I do.
Okay, you got to buy the meat from McDonald's, the buns from McDonald's, the napkins, the potatoes, the this, the dispensary, everything.
The uniforms.
If you want to be a franchisee, you got to buy everything.
That's what NATO is about.
And where does that money go?
To the military-industrial complex, the war profiteers.
It's the biggest racket anybody's ever seen.
Remember, no Russia, no NATO.
Russia is the reason NATO even exists.
If there was no Russia, so they always have to turn the heat up, turn the heat up.
And I would say, that's it.
We're done.
And by the way, not only, I want an accounting of all our money.
All our money.
Where'd it go?
Every penny.
Where'd that money go?
And any money that we can't show for, I want it to be clawed back.
You understand that?
Or I'm going to put a tariff on every country that in any way conspired against this.
I'm tired of this.
We are done with NATO.
Through.
Finish.
Victoria Nuland.
Pound sand.
Beat it.
Get out of here.
That's it.
That's NATO.
That's Ukraine.
Do what you want.
I don't care.
The only reason from 2014, from Maidan, from the orchestrated coup in 2014, this thing was a setup.
You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.
Enough of this.
Stop.
Stop this.
Stop this.
What do you think China wants?
What does China want?
China is that thief.
China is that employee that you know is stealing.
You know employees steal from you when you own a restaurant?
Question is how much?
Can you afford it?
Can you handle it?
Graham Murphy, he's on fire tonight, by the way, says, I've stopped voting in Australia, NATO, UN, EU, it's just one big mafia.
They shut my restaurant down and COVID nearly sent me broke.
Screw them.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Somebody said the other night, I was talking.
They said that COVID was a permanent, like a scar on our minds.
A scar that forever will affect us.
will ever will forever um um Penetrate our soul.
We will always be, we will always remember the scar and the tragedy of what COVID did to us.
That we purportedly believe this.
And I, unfortunately, do not necessarily subscribe to that.
And the reason is because of the following.
There are people who absolutely loved COVID.
Loved it.
Ladies and gentlemen, while we're on the subject gram, look out for measles.
Measles.
It's coming back.
Measles.
You're going to see new, you're going to see stuff, and by the way, MMR stuff, measles mumps, rubella, this pertussis, all this other jazz.
I don't know what they're making now.
But for the longest time, it worked.
And they were good.
I don't know what they're doing now.
Watch what happens.
Watch what happens.
Remember one thing.
Remember senioritis?
Anybody know what that is?
Remember your last days?
Remember your last days of when you were a senior in high school?
Sometimes they would just let you go.
They'd say, well, that's it.
I'll never forget the day they said, you're done, that's your last day.
That's the last day?
Yep, beat it.
Because they think you're going to tear the place up or something.
And sometimes they would.
They'd say, oh, senioritis.
If Trump wins, either way, they are going to, you are going to see It's been described as the next Orange Revolution or one of the Atpour, Arab Spring type of fomenting discord, revolt, action, strikes, going after the young, going after the...
It's going to be brutal, my friends.
It's going to be brutal.
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We...
For the first time, we're looking at neo-Nazism.
Notice how I pronounce it.
Neo-Nazism.
That is occurring in Ukraine from the days of Stepan Bandera.
We are going to be seeing something right now, the likes of which...
And do you think that Michelle Obama has it in her when there is...
Absolute tumult, when streets are on fire, when, and you know, you know that everything keeps escalating, escalating.
The next time there's the next George Floyd, you know what's going to happen.
You know Ben Crump's on speed dial.
You know they're ready to go.
By the way, have you noticed that Al Sharpton has just been relegated to the ash heap of nothing?
You notice that?
He's gone.
It's finished.
It's a new world.
I did something on the private channel.
You can read.
You can get that.
Do you know what people are saying?
Do you know what's been written?
Do you know what has been written regarding the rape claims of October the 7th?
I'm not even going to go into it here.
I'm not even going to.
You want to get your mind blown?
You will not believe what is being reported in one frame, one, I guess, side of the brain and others.
You have, you cannot, I cannot put into words.
The description of how now they're saying UNRWA is somehow connected to Hamas?
I mean, they're in lockstep left and right?
Oh my god, that's in the media.
That's in the conventional.
Meanwhile, in the rest of the world, the rest of the world, the ICJ either found probable cause or the initial findings of genocide.
But meanwhile, even this And this is interesting.
AOC and Bernie Sanders and these lefties who are going to come in and change the course of everything, they're scared witless.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me explain something to you.
If you think that Michelle Obama wants this, if you think that Barack Obama is saying, yeah, go ahead, do this.
Do this.
Why?
Because they need a black woman.
Go ahead.
You'll be great for this.
Oh, they'll love you.
They'll love you.
If you think that you're out of your mind, George Lenn says, we need a wartime conciliary.
We do.
We also need a realist.
I would have people on my, I would have Mearsheimer would be my secretary of state.
Of course, he would never be.
Head of the Pentagon, secretary by DOD.
Douglas McGregor.
Is it Douglas McGregor?
Anyway, Colonel McGregor.
Absolutely.
I would have in my cabinet, formal or otherwise, Judge Napolitano.
I wouldn't have him as a judge because once you're there, you get buried in that.
You get buried in that.
Absolutely positive.
Jeffrey Sachs, I would have a...
Oh my God.
We would have new friends.
The first thing I'm going to do is I want to get rid of enemies.
I don't want enemies.
I want to go and sit down with Xi Jinping and say, listen, I want to understand something.
I don't want any shit from you.
You understand that?
And vice versa.
Pardon my Frenchie.
We're going to be buddies, alright?
I'm going to have to look the other way.
This Uyghur business, I know you got your problems because they're holding.
But a couple things you're going to do.
Don't embarrass me.
I won't embarrass you.
Do not send...
If I find out you send one more balloon over, you will have hell to pay.
We're not going to do that, okay?
Do not ever do that again.
Do not send your CCP thugs over.
Did you see the piano player in the UK?
Did you see this?
The guy who goes to...
Have you seen this story?
This is the power of the social media.
I forget his name, but he plays...
Like Boogie Woogie or Boogie Woogie, as they call it.
And he goes and there's pianos and railroad stations or malls.
And he goes and he starts playing the piano.
He's really good.
And people start, you know, they take pictures of him.
He plays.
Well, there were these CCP commie thugs, these Chinese operatives who were there.
And they started giving him a raft.
You know what?
Because he was taking pictures.
He goes, don't take a picture!
And it was a CCP.
He says, excuse me?
Who in the hell are you?
These Chinese thugs.
Oh, oh, oh.
I would have locked their ass up so fast.
This is terrorism.
You're good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
We're not going to do a Brittany Griner.
We're not going to do a Gonzalo Lira.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to call up Xi.
Yeah, listen.
We got a couple of years.
What's your name, honey?
Yeah.
Xi, what?
Yeah, you know these two?
Yeah.
Don't ever do this again.
Of course, it's the UK.
It's not here.
Under Biden, they were setting up police precincts under Chinese police here!
Here!
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
That dog don't hunt.
We're not going to do that.
No way.
And I want you to lay off this theft business.
I know you're making a...
Look, we're going to look the other way with organ harvesting.
Okay, I understand it.
That's your thing.
But not this.
Fentanyl?
Oh, no.
Oh, here's the best one.
And I love this.
Gee, I wonder why these four people died in the cold.
What is it?
Three, honey?
Four?
Three?
Three.
How come people outside were outside?
Hi, I'm Steve Doocy!
How come these people were outside and died in the snow?
Fentanyl, you schmuck!
I don't know why they died.
Fentanyl!
You would say fentanyl.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
It's a mystery.
Anything to do with Taylor Swift?
Steve, are you listening to me?
Today we have on...
Did you see Michael Biden this morning?
Oh my God!
I said, what are you doing?
Is there anybody who's thinking, I don't know, they were acting like, you know, maybe, maybe they took something and passed out.
What?
Well, you know, they were outside, and I don't know, maybe they were, you know, normally you're drinking something.
Three?
What is going on here?
Oh, and one thing I would say, One thing I would do, first of all, I would do this in a heartbeat.
In a heartbeat and nobody, but nobody will stop me.
I would pick up the phone and call up the Mexican dude, the president, and say, I want you to understand something.
I'm going to start with you as a gentleman, okay?
You can't control your cartels.
That's your problem.
Whatever you do, the Zetas and that, fine.
But they're coming into my country.
I am telling you now, believe me when I tell you this, I'm telling you this.
I am telling you this.
I am going to declare war against you, and I'm going to look at the cartels as a surrogate army, a terrorist activity that you're behind.
The same way Hamas and the way they do that, I'm going to do that with you.
And let me tell you something.
We need practice.
And if you think Pedro and what's his name in the trucks, I don't care what you have.
I don't care what you have.
But if you think the Zeta boys and Chuchung and his brothers are any match for the 82nd Airborne, No matter how bad we are, we've got National Guard troops that are weekend warriors who can kick your ass.
We've got, don't believe this stuff about we don't have enough, you don't have any equipment because you gave it all to Ukraine.
If you believe that, oh no, no, no.
We need training missions and we're going to target your people.
I'm telling you now.
I'm telling you.
Because if you haven't noticed, we took out Soleimani in Iran.
We have Hellfire missiles.
We've got stuff that you can't believe.
And by the way, we have this particular area targeted right here.
Targeted!
We've got them on grids.
We know exactly where these people are.
We have them.
You have no earthly idea.
And nobody will miss them.
Nobody will, you know, El Chucho and his brother, Ed Manito, nobody's going to say, oh, they're going to applaud us.
And that's what we need.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, the lights go on and it rains.
I'm telling you.
And I'm going to either, either you can warn them or I'm going to warn them, but this is over with because the cartels Of bringing these people over.
If the cartels say no, nobody crosses.
If the cartels said no, no fentanyl.
Nothing crosses the border.
Either you deputize them or we will kill them.
That simple.
We've done it before.
Believe me.
That's the first thing.
And nobody will stop me.
Nobody.
I promise you.
They might argue about Hamas.
They may argue about Whatever.
But nobody.
If all of a sudden, today the Zeta cartel was wiped off the map.
You know those Edward Snowden, those terrible pictures that where all of a sudden there's just a, you know what?
I mean, it's terrible.
That can be done.
Tell your kids or whatever to get out.
We know who they are.
We've got them.
We've got all the intel.
We've flipped them.
We know everything.
And Guess where we got the information from?
From the competitor cartels.
We know about the Zetas from the whatever.
They gave it to us.
And they made a deal with us.
They're not coming in.
But in return, they gave up the Zetas.
We'll let them off the hook unless they get a hair up their ass and decide to challenge us.
But we're just going to take them out.
And all of a sudden...
That's it.
Gone.
People will say, holy, that's the United States we know.
Any other takers?
Anybody else?
Forget the barricade.
Forget the razor wire.
Forget that.
Forget that.
Oh, by the way, one more thing.
In the event somebody doesn't get the message and they still keep coming over with these unaccompanied minors and the fentanyl and the drugs, We're coming back.
I'm going to blame you.
So I would suggest you line your posse up.
Notice how I pronounce it carefully.
And make sure nobody comes in because if they do, you're the guy.
We're going to blame you.
How do you like that?
And it ends immediately.
That's it.
It's a cartel deal.
And nobody does.
The hell with my Yorkers?
I don't need this guy.
Jim Jordan futzing around and said, should we have the impeachment?
Should we have the investigation?
Stop it!
I would pick up the phone, call my DOD.
Hey, listen, anybody want any training?
Yeah, give me some good units.
Do we have any flashy?
Remember those old Hueys with the Tiger?
You know those...
Jolly Green Giant, Warthogs, all this A10, A110, whatever they call them.
Just, I mean, just.
Oh my.
And then we have Bounties.
And by the way, anybody who gives up any of these people, we'll welcome, we will green light you here in our country.
Come on in.
Your family too.
Go ahead.
We'll do it.
Oh, we have no problem with new people.
And all of a sudden, There's just no more.
The southern borders, you can leave them open.
You can leave them.
And the fact that Abbott's got to put up wire, I mean, I'm so embarrassed of my country.
How many of you are embarrassed, embarrassed that this is the United States?
We've lost our guts, our balls, our backbone, our courage, our soul, our commitment.
We've lost everything.
That's what I want to put people back.
Okay?
And if you think Michelle Obama, I guarantee you, she may be having time.
She says, I can't believe it.
They think I'm really going to run.
Hey, Gavin, did you hear that?
I know.
I'm waiting.
Okay.
Now, when that guy shows up, I'm getting worried.
Because he's ready.
He's camera ready and ready to go.
Okay?
It's that simple.
I worked myself up into a lather just now, talking to you.
I get very upset about this stuff.
I get very, very upset when I talk about this.
Now, Mrs. L. Oh, my God.
She's so busy, it's not even funny.
I don't even know how she does it.
This is her.
She's got a great, we got a brand new video that's, it's rendering.
That's a video talk for getting up there.
And this is her, this is her.
Lens Warriors, sign up for it immediately on YouTube.
Okay?
And also, I want you to go to Lens Warriors on Twitter.
And that's Linz underscore Warriors on X or Twitter.
I can't.
I can't call it X. I don't know.
X. Anyway.
You understand that?
And one more thing.
One more thing.
I can't say this enough.
I'm going to tear it up Saturday night at the cutting room.
Capisce?
You got it?
There we go.
There's Lens Warriors.
That's it.
And here it is one more time.
I want to thank you, dear friends.
You great, great, great people.
So kind.
First of all, George Lens, you're a maniac.
And you've danced like you've never danced before.
Graham Murphy, God bless you, my brother.
Thank you not only for what you do, but for what you appear to do.
You're an Aussie, and I like that.
Australians are after my heart.
There's something about, I don't know, That tood.
That tood they got.
All right, friends.
We will see you tomorrow at 8 a.m. Eastern Time for tomorrow's Monday morning.
You have a wonderful day.
And don't ever forget these words.
This fallout decree.
The monkey's dead.
The show's over.
Sue ya.
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