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[00:01:55] Because I'll tell you, they just don't go away. [00:01:59] But by the way, if you want to see something later on, you got to see what Mrs. Al looks like. [00:02:05] When you get a chance, can you grace the portals of this real quick to see how fancy schmancy and dazzly Yeah, no, no. [00:02:12] Talking to my other wife. [00:02:14] Yes! [00:02:14] I'm getting ready. [00:02:15] That's what I'm saying. [00:02:16] Look at this. [00:02:17] Well, I'm getting ready. [00:02:18] Ooh, look at that. [00:02:19] You can't even see the britches on these things. [00:02:21] I'm getting ready. [00:02:22] You're getting ready. [00:02:24] We're going to do a Christmas. [00:02:26] But this is all... [00:02:27] I mean, this is... [00:02:27] You should see the... [00:02:28] You can't see the pants. [00:02:30] The pants, too, are... [00:02:31] It seems like Elvis. [00:02:32] I'll come back when I'm all ready. [00:02:33] Okay, okay. [00:02:34] Look at this. [00:02:35] So, anyway, we're talking to you before the event. [00:02:39] Well, I gotta sit there tonight and get ready for it non-stop. [00:02:44] Motion! [00:02:45] It's just, oh, what it all is, it's just motion everywhere I go. === Hallelujah, Noel (04:26) === [00:02:50] It's just, I mean, every, oh my, hey, how you doing? [00:02:57] Hey, look who it is! [00:02:59] How you doing? [00:03:00] Great! [00:03:02] Who are you? [00:03:03] I don't know who you are. [00:03:05] And then politics, oh, oh. [00:03:10] Invariably. [00:03:12] How you doing? [00:03:13] Good. [00:03:14] Good to see you. [00:03:14] How have you been? [00:03:15] Hey, Merry Christmas. [00:03:17] Happy New Year to you. [00:03:18] Yeah, you're looking good. [00:03:19] Looking good. [00:03:20] What do you say? [00:03:22] What do you say? [00:03:24] Meanwhile, the world is falling apart and I'm going, hey! [00:03:28] And I don't go out maybe after... [00:03:33] We never go out at night. [00:03:35] Never. [00:03:39] We're up so early. [00:03:41] I mean, look, we work more than most people. [00:03:46] I just, I don't know when it is. [00:03:50] I just became real, I mean, deathly allergic to bullshit. [00:03:56] And by the way, that's an acceptable word. [00:03:58] That to me is not, that's not even cursing at this point. [00:04:02] That's not even... [00:04:03] That word is so perfect and you know exactly what it means. [00:04:08] You know exactly. [00:04:10] And there's just this normal... [00:04:15] And something tells me the most depressing music ever is Christmas carols. [00:04:21] Christmas! [00:04:22] It's the most depressing! [00:04:24] Depressing? [00:04:25] You imagine yourself sitting in a bar with a pack of Luckies and, you know, three fingers bourbon and a coffee cup. [00:04:33] No, that's Miss Emily's picture, John Connolly. [00:04:38] Sitting there like nursing a drink, your life is shot, your family's gone, and somebody's playing White Christmas. [00:04:44] Isn't that weird? [00:04:45] Or some poor guy sitting around a campfire or fire in some war zone. [00:04:51] It's just depressing. [00:04:53] Have a holly jolly Christmas. [00:04:57] Four songs. [00:04:58] Earl Ives, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Brenda Lee, and the one, the song that absolutely kills me. [00:05:09] I hate, I hate, I hate more than anything. [00:05:15] Feliz Navidad! [00:05:17] Feliz Navidad! [00:05:18] Prospero año y felicidad! [00:05:21] Oh my! [00:05:23] God! [00:05:25] Out of all the stuff that Jose Feliciano's ever done, this is like the worst. [00:05:31] Grandma got run over by a reindeer. [00:05:32] I kind of like that one. [00:05:35] My favorite of them all, of them all, is I Believe in Father Christmas, Greg Lake, Peterson Field, Emerson Lake and Palmer. [00:05:44] The greatest song ever. [00:05:46] Hallelujah, Noel, be it heaven or hell. [00:05:48] The Christmas we get, we deserve. [00:05:53] It rained on... [00:05:56] They promised me... [00:05:57] They promised me... [00:06:00] No. [00:06:00] Father... [00:06:03] They promised me... [00:06:06] I wish you a hopeful Christmas. [00:06:10] I wish you a brave new year. [00:06:11] All happy. [00:06:12] It's pain and sorrow. [00:06:14] Leave your life and let your love be clear. [00:06:18] They said there'd be snow on Christmas. [00:06:20] They said there'd be peace on earth. [00:06:22] Hallelujah, Noel. [00:06:23] Be it heaven or hell, the Christmas we get we deserve. [00:06:29] Oh, I love that. [00:06:32] Love that song. [00:06:33] Even as a kid, I loved the song about deception and fraud and manufactured feelings. [00:06:46] Manufactured. [00:06:47] Which is half of what the political spectrum is in this. [00:06:50] For most of the people on this, it's manufactured. [00:06:53] It's pretend. [00:06:53] It's a work. [00:06:55] It's a bunch of people pretending to say like, well, this is the way we should be acting. === Saying the Same Thing (15:31) === [00:07:00] And this is the way we should. [00:07:02] This is what we should do. [00:07:07] Last year, this year, sucked. [00:07:10] I lost friends. [00:07:12] I lost friends with Trump for reasons I don't understand. [00:07:15] Half of the time I'm slamming the guy and telling people, I don't think he's going to win! [00:07:19] But yet I'm somehow a Trumpy, number one. [00:07:22] Number two, I've been blasted as far as Israel and Palestine. [00:07:26] I have no earthly idea why. [00:07:32] I have no... [00:07:34] I've had the unmitigated audacity of saying... [00:07:39] I think we should talk about stopping the killing. [00:07:42] Shut up. [00:07:42] Shut up. [00:07:48] You don't know what you're talking about. [00:07:49] You don't know what you're talking about. [00:07:54] Yeah, shut up! [00:07:55] You don't know what you're talking about. [00:07:59] What do you mean I don't know? [00:08:00] You don't know what you're talking about. [00:08:04] There is such a level The best news, I have so enjoyed two ballsy women. [00:08:26] Brianna from The Rising, Brianna Joy and Crystal Ball. [00:08:36] Not necessarily, I don't share, I don't share the, frankly, sometimes the anti-Israel vehemence, but I love the fact that you've got two brave, two people getting away from the narrative. [00:09:00] I don't care what it is. [00:09:03] Whatever you believe. [00:09:06] Conspiracies, if you don't believe in Israel, Palestine, Fallujah, the surge, Islamofascism, if you don't believe in the story of Pearl Harbor, 9-11, the virgin birth, I don't care. [00:09:25] The fact that somebody is brave enough to say this is what I believe, you won my heart over. [00:09:33] I have been Enjoying Don't Ask Me. [00:09:40] The thing about YouTube, which is so terrific. [00:09:43] Do you know who Jimmy Breslin was? [00:09:46] Do you know who he was? [00:09:49] Do you know who Jimmy Breslin is? [00:09:56] Do most people know, do you think? [00:09:58] I wonder. [00:10:00] Because Bill Maher... [00:10:03] And Bobby Kennedy and everybody, they've been handed a storyline and they say, you're going to say this. [00:10:12] And by the way, there are other people as well who've been handed their storyline the opposite. [00:10:16] And there are other people who say, that storyline's not true. [00:10:19] What? [00:10:19] That storyline's not true. [00:10:21] Nobody ever says, nobody ever assumes that what you're hearing is true. [00:10:27] And I've been through this my whole life. [00:10:28] I've been through this with everything else. [00:10:29] But do you remember who Jimmy Breslin... [00:10:31] Jimmy Breslin was the... [00:10:35] There was a time when I first... [00:10:38] During the best times ever. [00:10:42] I'd say maybe 30 years ago. [00:10:45] Maybe 30 years in New York. [00:10:47] It was the last vestige of the saloon. [00:10:52] They don't exist anymore. [00:10:54] They don't exist. [00:10:55] And you had saloons. [00:10:57] And you had... [00:10:59] Not a bar. [00:11:01] Not a, you know, but it was a saloon. [00:11:06] It was in neighborhoods. [00:11:08] Normally an Irish joint. [00:11:12] And there was a group of people who made them more famous, and that was the newspaper folks. [00:11:21] And news to a certain extent. [00:11:24] So I'm here in Hell's Kitchen. [00:11:26] I'm on the west side. [00:11:28] Down the street on 57th Street is, of course, CBS News. [00:11:32] CBS, 60 Minutes crowd, the CBS cameramen and the reporters, and that's CBS over there. [00:11:43] ABC is up the street a little bit. [00:11:48] That's around, that's across from my Columbus Circle, off Amsterdam, Columbus, you know that kind of thing. [00:11:53] That's 60, that's ABC, and you know where those things are. [00:11:58] And then... [00:11:59] We had the Daily News and the Post and all this. [00:12:02] And there were these last vestiges of these people that were called the newspaper men. [00:12:13] And number one was Jimmy Breslin. [00:12:16] Now below him was, in terms of famous, Murray Kempton, Jimmy Cannon, news guy. [00:12:27] But Pete Hamill, Pete Hamill was more the master of erudition. [00:12:36] Jimmy Breslin, I talk like this, what are you talking about? [00:12:40] He was the one that the Son of Sam looked for, contacted. [00:12:47] And Jimmy Breslin, Mr. Prose, wrote a book called The Good Rat. [00:12:57] Jimmy Breslin was the Hemingway of local news. [00:13:00] They were into copy editing. [00:13:02] They would say things in the least amount of words. [00:13:06] Pete Hamill, who dated Jackie Kennedy, and he was like the bon vivant. [00:13:16] He wrote A Drinking Life. [00:13:19] It was great. [00:13:20] He had the best line ever. [00:13:22] He wrote this line. [00:13:25] He said, I retired. [00:13:28] No, I retired. [00:13:30] He says, I didn't stop drinking. [00:13:32] I retired with the title. [00:13:35] And his brother, Dennis, good guy, kind of stopped talking to me because of Trump. [00:13:43] And all these guys were basically lefties like you can't believe. [00:13:47] But they were hard scrabble, all ex-drinkers, all whatever. [00:13:53] Michael Daly, Mike... [00:13:58] What was his name? [00:13:59] Shirley. [00:14:00] The guy who died, they did that, Tom Hanks did that Broadway play about him. [00:14:04] There's all these different people. [00:14:06] And Jimmy Breslin took sides that nobody took. [00:14:12] He stuck. [00:14:13] The cops didn't like him. [00:14:15] He was against, you know, Graft, Westbrook Pegler, and other. [00:14:22] And these were people I always admired. [00:14:24] And I don't have to agree with them. [00:14:27] I don't have to agree. [00:14:28] I love people who say things that nobody agrees with. [00:14:34] It's something to say the same thing. [00:14:37] Bill Maher is all of a sudden taking... [00:14:39] He has accepted the entire... [00:14:42] You don't even need to listen to Bill Maher. [00:14:45] Bill Maher has his opinions written for him, and he's this kind of smart-ass, like, okay, I finally give this the endorsement. [00:14:53] And they don't see anything. [00:14:55] They never... [00:14:56] Let me give you an example. [00:14:59] Jimmy Breslin said, you always go to the losing locker room. [00:15:05] You don't interview the winner. [00:15:08] Why do you want to interview the winner? [00:15:11] His most famous thing ever, his most famous story, well, one of them, was when John Kennedy was assassinated, he interviewed the gravedigger. [00:15:25] The guy who had to go and dig the grave, this black guy. [00:15:29] And it was like, brilliant! [00:15:31] And he said, you've got to understand the way people think. [00:15:42] Have you ever heard anyone ever, ever explain to you the Hamas position? [00:15:51] Of course not. [00:15:53] I don't think it exists. [00:15:54] I don't think there is an opinion. [00:15:56] You're not going to hear it here. [00:15:57] But do they have an opinion? [00:15:59] What do they think? [00:16:00] I keep hearing about this charter. [00:16:02] I've never read this charter. [00:16:07] Don't you want to... [00:16:08] People have always said, if you could interview anybody, you know the all-famous interview, who would you want to interview? [00:16:20] Mine's simple. [00:16:21] Hitler. [00:16:23] I'm going to find out if there's anything special. [00:16:27] Explain to me this mentality. [00:16:28] I am fascinated not by heroes. [00:16:31] That's easy. [00:16:32] It's easy. [00:16:33] Tell me what you think. [00:16:35] Hitler. [00:16:36] Serial killers. [00:16:37] I was trying to figure out what serial killers think until I saw, interestingly enough, a Piers Morgan interview with one guy and it all made sense. [00:16:47] It all made sense. [00:16:50] And it was so easy. [00:16:53] It was so easy, and I never knew, I never thought about the motivation behind it. [00:17:06] That's what I want to know. [00:17:08] So I love the people who take positions. [00:17:12] It doesn't matter what I agree with. [00:17:14] I hate holier-than-thou people. [00:17:18] I hate people who won't. [00:17:24] I hate... [00:17:25] I just... [00:17:26] Anyway, 2023 is shot because we never had any of that and 2024 is going to suck because it's going to be more of the usual and I give up. [00:17:39] So I'm going to take a new tack. [00:17:41] I'm trying to figure out what it is. [00:17:43] 2024 is going to be disastrous for America. [00:17:46] Nobody sees what's happening. [00:17:48] Nobody has been trained. [00:17:50] Nobody understands it. [00:17:51] They don't understand the symptoms. [00:17:53] They don't even know where to look. [00:17:54] They don't know where to look. [00:17:56] They don't know where to go. [00:17:57] That's the way it goes. [00:17:58] And tonight, I gotta go to a Christmas party. [00:18:01] And I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna report to you tomorrow. [00:18:03] But I'm gonna talk to people who don't wanna hear anything that I have to say. [00:18:08] None. [00:18:10] Nothing. [00:18:15] I... [00:18:16] Am a freak. [00:18:17] The thing that I think is interesting, nobody cares about. [00:18:23] Nobody cares. [00:18:24] Nobody. [00:18:25] I see things differently. [00:18:27] It's like, you know when you go to the doctor, the eye doctor, and he says, is it better like this or like this? [00:18:34] That's the way they used to do exams. [00:18:36] Is it better like this or like this? [00:18:41] Mine's like this. [00:18:43] The light off. [00:18:44] Or light on? [00:18:45] Which one do you see better? [00:18:46] With the light off or the light on? [00:18:48] It's so obvious to me. [00:18:51] I give up. [00:18:53] There's nobody who's interested in this. [00:18:55] There's nobody who... [00:18:56] Social media have collectively, specifically Twitter and TikTok. [00:19:06] And by the way, my problem with TikTok is never... [00:19:09] I don't want to ban it. [00:19:10] I don't care if China owns it. [00:19:11] Of course. [00:19:12] Of course Xi Jinping. [00:19:15] If I met Xi, I'm going to say, of course you're going to steal from us. [00:19:20] Of course you're going to steal from us. [00:19:22] Of course you are. [00:19:24] Of course you are. [00:19:25] If I were in China, I'd steal everything I could get my hands on. [00:19:33] Anything you did, I would steal and get my hands on it. [00:19:39] Every single thing. [00:19:42] Period. [00:19:43] I would steal you blind. [00:19:46] Anything you did. [00:19:48] Everything. [00:19:50] I understand you're a thief. [00:19:51] It's what we all do. [00:19:53] It's what we do. [00:19:56] We have this high and mighty idea. [00:19:58] We go and we steal elections. [00:20:00] We steal... [00:20:01] And by the way, I want you to understand something. [00:20:03] I hope you know this. [00:20:05] You know, we got a good... [00:20:06] On September, on February the 3rd... [00:20:09] If you're into, you know, realism and kind of regular thinking, you're more than happy to enjoy it. [00:20:16] I would love for you to come enjoy it. [00:20:17] Meet Mrs. L and me. [00:20:19] We'll be there together and we'll do this stuff. [00:20:22] It'll be wonderful. [00:20:23] It'll be so terrific. [00:20:29] I mean this sincerely. [00:20:30] I would love to see you February 3rd at the Cutting Room in New York City. [00:20:40] It will drive and confound people like you cannot believe. [00:20:46] Another thing too, by the way, one of the reasons why I hate stand-up comedy. [00:20:50] Hate it. [00:20:52] Hate it. [00:20:53] And one of the things, the reason why I hate it, I was trying to figure out, why do I hate stand-up comedy? [00:20:58] And it's simple, because I hate stand-up comics. [00:21:02] They think they're smarter than you. [00:21:04] They think they've out... [00:21:06] They figured something out, where they see something you don't know. [00:21:11] And that they know something, and they're smarter than you, and they know more than you do, and they're just more brilliant. [00:21:18] They see things that you don't know. [00:21:23] They see things. [00:21:25] You understand what I'm saying? [00:21:26] Do you get what I'm trying to say? [00:21:30] You dig it? [00:21:32] They see things, and they think that they invented it. [00:21:37] It's true. [00:21:39] And I don't believe that for a moment. [00:21:41] I don't believe any of this stuff for a moment. [00:21:44] I swear to God, it's nothing personal. [00:21:49] It's not about me being smarter than you, whatever. [00:21:52] I see things. [00:21:54] I have faith in you. [00:21:55] I want you to understand what I'm thinking. [00:21:58] I hope you see it my way. [00:22:01] And then when you tell somebody something, I live in this world of these mindlessly positive people. [00:22:07] Oh, come on. [00:22:07] Be positive. [00:22:09] Have faith. [00:22:10] Come on. [00:22:11] There you go. [00:22:12] That's stupid. [00:22:14] That's crazy. [00:22:15] Have faith. === Nothing Has Changed (04:30) === [00:22:16] This is going straight into the shitter. [00:22:19] You know that, right? [00:22:20] You understand something. [00:22:21] It's going to get worse than anything. [00:22:23] So far, there has not been... [00:22:25] Think about this. [00:22:26] From the time that... [00:22:29] What's his name? [00:22:30] Oh yeah, Biden, I think it is. [00:22:31] From the time that Biden took over, there has not been one correction ever. [00:22:36] Not one person worth notice going to prison. [00:22:38] Nothing's been corrected. [00:22:40] The border, not one person has been stopped. [00:22:44] Nothing. [00:22:45] Nothing. [00:22:46] Let me say this again. [00:22:49] I don't think you've heard Mr. Positive Thinking, Mr. Oh, don't be so glum. [00:22:54] Not one thing has been corrected. [00:22:58] How do you like that? [00:22:59] You happy about that? [00:23:01] Maybe you're positive about that. [00:23:03] I'm not. [00:23:04] Jim Jordan. [00:23:06] Biggest waste of flesh ever. [00:23:09] Think about it. [00:23:09] Oh, Mike Jacobs. [00:23:10] Oh, we got the new one. [00:23:12] And we got Matt Gaetz. [00:23:14] Oh my God, forget it. [00:23:16] And the Democrats are thinking, these people are just worthless. [00:23:20] They have not passed one. [00:23:22] They can't even pass an impeachment inquiry. [00:23:28] The Republicans had Trump impeached twice. [00:23:36] And Mike Jacobs is scratching his ass saying, well, I think maybe we can have an inquiry. [00:23:42] Do we have an inquiry? [00:23:44] Well, I don't know if we should do that. [00:23:46] Well, why don't we table that? [00:23:47] Let's see if we... [00:23:48] Why don't we do that? [00:23:49] Why don't we do that? [00:23:50] Let's bring Miranda Devine. [00:23:52] Miranda? [00:23:53] You want to talk about that Biden laptop from hell? [00:23:57] That was the biggest waste of time ever. [00:24:01] You got to understand something. [00:24:02] There's a place in New York. [00:24:03] I can't... [00:24:04] I'm not going to name the name of it. [00:24:05] It's a place. [00:24:06] Or a lot of these restaurant, how do I say, it's called the Republican Hangout. [00:24:13] They are the biggest bunch of bullshit artists and they think they're all like the Algonquin Roundtable or something. [00:24:23] And they really do. [00:24:25] And one was responsible for the Biden laptop. [00:24:34] Nothing happened. [00:24:38] Pictures, hookers, crack pipes, playing butt bongo and ride them cowboy with meth pipes and crack pipes. [00:24:46] God knows there's probably children, small animals, having illicit activities with soap dishes and speed bumps, mounds of clay, saran wrap. [00:24:57] Who knows? [00:24:58] An otter costume. [00:25:02] And they march. [00:25:05] And they had this testimony before Congress on the laptop. [00:25:12] Matt Taibbi was on. [00:25:13] You remember that one? [00:25:14] And they walked back into this place. [00:25:18] And they're all clapping. [00:25:21] And they feel like we are so... [00:25:24] Remember when you were in high school? [00:25:25] The cool kids, it's like they really think they're cool. [00:25:31] They haven't done anything. [00:25:32] things happen. [00:25:38] And they sit around and they just... [00:25:42] These people actually one night applauded George Santos. [00:25:48] This is the New York Republican intelligentsia. [00:25:54] The cognoscente. [00:25:57] The glitterati. [00:26:00] This is the Republican Party. [00:26:02] 2023 is over. [00:26:05] It's over. [00:26:07] At 2024? [00:26:08] Oh, God. [00:26:11] You can forget it. [00:26:13] Because people want to keep up and be positive. [00:26:17] Be positive. [00:26:19] Come on. [00:26:21] You've got to have faith. [00:26:24] Trump's going to win. [00:26:26] Yay! [00:26:27] Trump's great. [00:26:29] Isn't he great? [00:26:30] He sure is. === Watch Brian Kilmeade (10:22) === [00:26:32] MAGA. [00:26:34] MAGA. [00:26:35] MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. [00:26:37] I'm a MAGA. [00:26:38] You're a MAGA. [00:26:39] Hey! [00:26:40] We're going to win! [00:26:42] Really? [00:26:43] Yeah! [00:26:45] How? [00:26:45] Well, look at the rallies. [00:26:47] I watch Newsmax and Greg Bowling, that filious blowhard. [00:26:54] Oh my God! [00:26:56] This is a... [00:26:57] Dear God! [00:26:58] This is the Gore Vidal of the... [00:27:01] Oh my God! [00:27:04] Look at these people. [00:27:06] Well, you know, Greg Kelly, Greg Kelly! [00:27:10] We're doomed! [00:27:12] Doomed! [00:27:16] By the way, funny thing too, watch, did you watch Brian Kilmeade kiss MBS's ass? [00:27:23] I mean, he's got pucker marks that are probably permanent scarring. [00:27:29] You have never seen, never since Tucker Carlson, just... [00:27:35] Melted in front of his man hero, Elon Musk. [00:27:42] That was embarrassing. [00:27:44] You're cool. [00:27:46] Thank you. [00:27:47] No, really. [00:27:48] I want to be like you. [00:27:51] Don't lose the bow tie. [00:27:53] It says something to the world. [00:27:55] It says, I don't want to follow the rule. [00:27:58] You got it? [00:27:59] Anyway. [00:28:01] Watch that one. [00:28:04] Now, what's happening? [00:28:06] The border. [00:28:07] Wide open. [00:28:09] Where are these people in this country since 2020? [00:28:15] I don't know. [00:28:17] Are they here? [00:28:17] I don't know. [00:28:19] How many kids came in unaccompanied? [00:28:22] I don't know. [00:28:23] How many of those kids are now forever in prostitution? [00:28:25] I don't know. [00:28:27] How many of those kids are being sold? [00:28:29] I don't know. [00:28:31] Did these people have COVID or were they checked? [00:28:33] I don't know. [00:28:35] Did we ever resolve anything about COVID? [00:28:38] I don't know. [00:28:39] Did we ever, in case, did the courts ever say, do you have a constitutional right to refuse to take a vaccine for religious or other reasons? [00:28:48] I don't know. [00:28:50] What was that about? [00:28:51] I don't know. [00:28:53] If they bring mask mandates, do we, do we, is there anybody who, I don't know. [00:29:00] Did we learn anything from COVID? [00:29:02] Nope. [00:29:03] Nope. [00:29:04] Nothing. [00:29:04] What about the George Floyd riots? [00:29:06] Nothing. [00:29:07] BLM, were they ever audited? [00:29:08] Nope. [00:29:09] Ever charged? [00:29:10] Nope. [00:29:10] What about Antifa? [00:29:12] Nope. [00:29:12] Nothing. [00:29:17] Really? [00:29:17] Really. [00:29:18] Nothing happened. [00:29:20] All those cities that were destroyed. [00:29:23] Remember Black Lives Matter? [00:29:25] They were painting the streets. [00:29:27] Remember that? [00:29:30] I don't know. [00:29:32] I don't know. [00:29:37] Rudy Giuliani? [00:29:38] Oh, he's so... [00:29:39] They want... [00:29:41] He is so... [00:29:43] They're going to grind him and, you know, whatever. [00:29:50] And nobody cares. [00:29:52] He's sort of... [00:29:53] He became kind of bilious and that kind of thing. [00:29:56] Dominion? [00:29:57] I don't know what I'm going to know. [00:29:59] So, is Trump going to win the election this time? [00:30:02] Yeah! [00:30:04] Did Ronald McDaniel secure any type of poll watchers or security forces? [00:30:11] No. [00:30:12] Oh, hell, you've heard me say this before. [00:30:14] You've heard me say this before! [00:30:18] Get over it! [00:30:20] It's not changing! [00:30:21] There he is, ladies and gentlemen. [00:30:24] Eric Thaddeus Walter says, my friends, call me the Grim Reaper. [00:30:28] Enjoy your Christmas party tonight. [00:30:30] Don't make me laugh. [00:30:32] I don't envy you. [00:30:34] Make a plan with Mrs. L and escape ASAP. [00:30:37] Oh! [00:30:38] It's funny you say that, Eric. [00:30:40] I'm going to go into seizure. [00:30:41] In the middle of it. [00:30:43] Works every time. [00:30:44] Whoever questions that. [00:30:50] We used to do this thing in school when sometimes we wouldn't want to go into high school. [00:30:54] I don't know why. [00:30:58] People would call up and say, hello, yeah, Mrs. Schaefer. [00:31:00] Hi, listen. [00:31:02] I'm a fever. [00:31:08] No, no, no. [00:31:09] Hello, Mrs. Schaefer. [00:31:10] Yeah, hey, listen. [00:31:11] How are you? [00:31:11] Listen, you can't come in today. [00:31:12] Why? [00:31:13] Projectile bloody diarrhea. [00:31:15] Yeah. [00:31:15] Okay. [00:31:16] Thank you. [00:31:17] Who's going to question you? [00:31:19] Who's going to question you? [00:31:21] And plus, once you're there, it doesn't matter. [00:31:24] You show up, here you go. [00:31:25] You'd be surprised, by the way, how many people don't bring a gift. [00:31:28] That's the one that kills me. [00:31:29] Oh, here's one for you. [00:31:31] I'm going to leave you with it. [00:31:32] I know this is. [00:31:32] I can't do anything. [00:31:35] We have a number of young people in the family and friends. [00:31:39] They have weddings. [00:31:41] Their friends don't give them a single wedding gift. [00:31:44] That's a new thing. [00:31:46] I know this has nothing to do with Trump or, you know, Israel or whatever. [00:31:54] I just have to tell you this. [00:31:56] Kids today, young people today, are social pigs. [00:32:01] They don't bring a wedding gift. [00:32:06] They think that their presence at a wedding is enough. [00:32:15] Can you believe this? [00:32:17] There is a hell, a smoking section for you for that. [00:32:21] You got it? [00:32:22] It's absolutely... [00:32:25] Kids today are... [00:32:27] They're not pigs. [00:32:28] Pigs are good. [00:32:29] They're swine. [00:32:30] They're noble. [00:32:32] Your poor son, they wallow about, they do their thing. [00:32:36] These people are disgusting. [00:32:38] Now, what I'm looking forward to, more than anything else, Mrs. Zoll and I are going to have a... [00:32:45] We're going to stay in for Christmas Eve. [00:32:48] We're going to have... [00:32:49] I bought the most beautiful Tuscan kale tonight you've ever seen in your life. [00:32:55] This is the greatest thing anybody's ever seen. [00:33:01] It's going to be just wonderful. [00:33:06] Wonderful! [00:33:08] Not just kale, but stay home and watch stuff and watch TV. [00:33:14] By the way, you want to see a dog maestro? [00:33:18] Bradley Cooper? [00:33:19] P.O.S. [00:33:21] The worst should go to the prosthetic nose. [00:33:24] That's it. [00:33:25] It's all makeup. [00:33:26] It's the worst! [00:33:28] I just, I watched the original documentary, it was a PBS or American Classics, and then you watch this, garbage! [00:33:38] America has lost its sense of class. [00:33:41] Class. [00:33:44] There's no more Jimmy Breslin, there's no more Westbrook Pegler, there's no more Gore Vidal, but there is, and I say this, There is a new spirit of young ladies. [00:34:02] Brianna on the hill and Crystal on breaking points. [00:34:09] Absolutely. [00:34:12] And remember, I don't have to agree with them, but the fact that they're saying something that is not a public opinion is my absolute wonderful thought. [00:34:23] Oh, one more thing. [00:34:26] Ah, you know what? [00:34:27] There is no morning. [00:34:28] Look, you have a great night. [00:34:30] I hope this... [00:34:31] Anybody here get this mung? [00:34:33] Anybody here get that mung? [00:34:37] It's there. [00:34:38] Be careful. [00:34:39] And when it happens, do yourself a favor. [00:34:42] Sit back and sweat through it. [00:34:45] Sweating to the oldies. [00:34:47] Remember that? [00:34:50] Remember him? [00:34:52] Is he alive? [00:34:53] He's alive, but he's out. [00:34:56] He's out of his mind? [00:34:57] No, he's out of sight. [00:34:59] Oh, oh, oh. [00:34:59] Could be out of his mind. [00:35:00] We don't know. [00:35:01] Remember that guy? [00:35:01] He never did anything. [00:35:02] He never really sweat. [00:35:05] He did some things that I could do. [00:35:07] Today these people are doing ropes and whatever, and he'd be like this. [00:35:10] Hey! [00:35:11] He's doing like this bad cruise ship chorus line stuff. [00:35:15] What are you going to do? [00:35:16] Anyway, we love you. [00:35:17] Eric, grazie mille. [00:35:20] I'll tell you tomorrow about the party. [00:35:23] We've got this gift of cookies you've got to see. [00:35:26] This thing is a ton. [00:35:28] Where did you get that thing? [00:35:31] Where did you get this thing? [00:35:34] Yeah, but it's like in a box. [00:35:36] It's huge! [00:35:39] I've got to show it. [00:35:41] I can't show it to you. [00:35:42] But it's enormous. [00:35:45] And there's something that looks like Christmas cookies sometimes. [00:35:48] I don't really eat them, but do you ever see them where they look great? [00:35:51] They say, wow! [00:35:53] Some of this stuff is like, you know, Christmas cookies look great at Christmas time, okay? [00:36:00] Oh, we're also going to see the bad plastic surgery. [00:36:03] Oh, yeah. [00:36:03] I'm going to take a piece of tape. [00:36:05] You ever see that where you take a piece of tape here and here and you pull it up and I'm going to walk in and say, I want to feel at home with all you hags with this horrible surgical work like you've been through a windshield. [00:36:19] Have you ever seen? [00:36:21] Again, I don't fit in. [00:36:23] I don't fit in. [00:36:24] I give up. [00:36:25] I'm sorry, God. [00:36:27] Why did you do this? [00:36:28] Why did you put me on this planet during this time? [00:36:31] I don't understand it. [00:36:33] I don't fit in. [00:36:34] They don't listen to me. [00:36:37] I'm going to try, but I don't think I'm being very effective. [00:36:41] Anyway, my friends, you have a great and a glorious day. [00:36:45] We'll see you tomorrow, 8 a.m. [00:36:47] And until then, dear friends, don't remember, don't forget these words, these words, the monkey's dead, the show's over, sue ya!