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| Question. | |
| Should there be age limitations on constitutional requirements to be president? | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| Should there be term limits? | |
| There already are. | |
| But how do we deal with what? | |
| You're going to say the Biden problem, right? | |
| Yeah, well, he's befuddled. | |
| Okay, the 25th Amendment. | |
| And if you can figure that out, good for you. | |
| You're upset about him. | |
| So you're coming around and you're saying, it's called the election. | |
| It's called, why did you elect him? | |
| Why? | |
| That's the issue. | |
| And that drives people crazy. | |
| No, the problem is, it's the electoral process. | |
| And there are people who say, I like him. | |
| I think he's terrific. | |
| But you say, no, no, wait, wait, wait. | |
| He had a cheat sheet. | |
| And he had an earphone. | |
| He doesn't know what he's talking about. | |
| And Kamala Harris is talking about the squid game. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| And I know you don't want to hear this. | |
| And I recognize that fact. | |
| And that's why I don't fit in. | |
| With the usual, you know, Tucker Carlson hagiographic fan club and the usual retinue of the usual suspects. | |
| Joe Biden is going to win. | |
| If you have the election today, if whatever, he's going to win. | |
| And now they're saying it's against Trump. | |
| I don't understand how people can't sit back and say, okay, forget what I like. | |
| Let's look at this. | |
| Joe Biden's going to win. | |
| If you put Trump in there again, if you put Trump in against him, they're going to say, no way. | |
| No way, Trump. | |
| No way. | |
| No way. | |
| That's exactly what's going to happen. | |
| That is precisely and exactly what's going to happen. | |
| If you put Trump in there. | |
| And you know this. | |
| And you know it. | |
| And you know it. | |
| It's not about whether he's good or whether he's, you know, it ain't gonna happen. | |
| He is just polarizing. | |
| Not only that, I even told you, I don't even know if he wants it. | |
| I mean, honest to God, I cannot, for the life of me, imagine that he would really want to go through this again, or just does he like being Trump versus being president? | |
| And that's something we can talk about later on. | |
| That's another story. | |
| But the issue that everybody's talking about now is should there be some kind of limitation on his age? | |
| You know, he's senile. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, then vote him out of office. | |
| Well, they're not going to vote him out of office. | |
| Well, what are you going to do? | |
| I love this workaround. | |
| Oliver Wendell Holmes, I don't know how old he was. | |
| My God, he was brilliant. | |
| Robert Frost. | |
| They just go down the list. | |
| It has something to do with age. | |
| It has something to do with age. | |
| And you're going to get somebody who you like. | |
| You're going to say, you know, I like this. | |
| Now, obviously, if there's a degree of infirmity, this must have been involved, contemplated by the drafters of the Constitution, they only talked about minimum age, not maximum. | |
| They didn't even think about that. | |
| That is the electoral process. | |
| Don't subvert the system because you're trying to figure a way, well, let's, I think we should have, and no more constitutional amendments, no more, no more, no more nothing. | |
| You can do either legislation or just vote people out of office. | |
| It's the will of the people. | |
| That's why I'm against impeachment. | |
| Wait until he's out of office. | |
| Don't subvert the franchise. | |
| I don't want anybody interfering with the vote, the right to vote, the sanctity of the vote, the importance of the vote. | |
| I don't want to hear that. | |
| Now, right now, you know and I know. | |
| Now, look at me. | |
| Especially if you're a Democrat, especially if you're anybody who's even with two working neurons and a synapse, you know that Joe Biden is not able to understand the nuances of the most important role on the planet. | |
| He might have some instinctual... | |
| Some instinctual reflexes from his years of being in the biz. | |
| Maybe that's it. | |
| Maybe. | |
| I hope. | |
| But you know and I know. | |
| As a friend of mine asked the question, would you let Joe Biden drive you home from the airport? | |
| The answer is no. | |
| That's it. | |
| We can argue. | |
| I don't want to make fun of him. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| Most people have somebody in their family, a relative, a friend, a father, or somebody who went through these horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible... | |
| Periods in which they saw family members suffer tremendously by virtue of some cognitive impairment or breakdown or whatever. | |
| So I don't want to make jokes about that. | |
| I don't think it's funny. | |
| I don't think it's funny to laugh about this. | |
| But you know and I know it's true! | |
| But here's the best part. | |
| And this is what drives my Republican friends crazy. | |
| He's going to win and Kamala Harris... | |
| She is going to take over. | |
| She is going to be the president. | |
| African-American, progressive, knows the routine, and the more that she laughs and cackenates and the more that she mimics a hebephrenia. | |
| Pseudobulbar affect, this cacination, these incongruous, disjointed laugh spasms. | |
| The more she does that, the more, the more she does that, the more she becomes emboldened. | |
| They love this. | |
| Apparently, apparently somebody does. | |
| This is Manchurian Candidate on steroids. | |
| I mean, this is the only way to look at this. | |
| Anybody can look at this. | |
| Anybody can tell when somebody... | |
| Remember sometimes when you were in school and you had an essay and you would sometimes say, well, the... | |
| Could you explain the European, the influence, the practical qualities of the essence of the titular and non-matrices of the European... | |
| You know somebody is just shoveling and, you know... | |
| That's what we're seeing with Kamala Harris. | |
| We can see somebody who does not know what she's talking about, who could have spent a minimum amount of time with somebody saying, okay, let's just talk about something. | |
| You're going to be in Korea. | |
| Here's what you're going to say. | |
| Here are the talks. | |
| Maybe have a crib sheet. | |
| Maybe just go through this. | |
| Let's talk about it. | |
| Here, watch a video or two. | |
| I can do it. | |
| You can do it. | |
| Just a few things to do. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Okay, here's the name. | |
| Make sure you get the name of the prime minister, president, whatever it is. | |
| Make some reference to what's happening. | |
| Here are the issues. | |
| This is what's going on. | |
| Say these things. | |
| And that's it. | |
| Barack Obama could do it easily. | |
| Anybody could do it. | |
| Dan Quayle could do it. | |
| Anybody could do it. | |
| We've never had people before who could not do this. | |
| This is the most incredible thing in the world. | |
| We thought Dan Quayle was... | |
| Basically foolish because he couldn't spell potato. | |
| Dan Quayle is Ed Witten compared to these people. | |
| I mean, I don't even understand where we're at at this particular point. | |
| I've never seen such level of disconnect, either cognitively, neurologically, emotionally, experientially, consciously. | |
| Literally, figuratively, I mean, I've never seen anything, I've never seen anything like this. | |
| And I understand, she's only 58 years old. | |
| He has, obviously, he's in mid-throes of senescence and decrepitude, certainly, and dotage. | |
| She's still young! | |
| She's acting like this now! | |
| Now! | |
| This is going to, when you're at your peak, you've had all of this experience. | |
| She's learned basically nothing. | |
| She can't put anything together. | |
| She is great at putting together the earth is a sphere. | |
| It's a sphere where we live. | |
| A sphere that floats, doesn't it? | |
| Yes, it does. | |
| Sure does. | |
| Yes. | |
| That floats in the universe along with other spherical type planets. | |
| Planets. | |
| Moons. | |
| Satellites. | |
| Galaxies. | |
| Galaxies. | |
| Us. | |
| Home. | |
| Home. | |
| You know, you think, what is this? | |
| I've never heard... | |
| Anybody speaks like this. | |
| Remember when Sarah Palin, I thought, I don't know, I thought Sarah Palin was absolutely, she couldn't even, Katie Couric says, what newspapers do you, well, there you go with those trick questions. | |
| No, no, I mean just, I thought she was completely bamboozled and befuddled and sidelined by minimalistic mentation. | |
| She's Niels Bohr compared to this. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| And here's what I'm telling you. | |
| And you won't listen to me. | |
| She's going to be president. | |
| And there's nothing we can do about it. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Why? | |
| Because instead of figuring how to address this, you're probably busy talking about Tucker Carlson. | |
| Be honest. | |
| Come on. | |
| You love that. | |
| Because it's easy to understand and he's your boyfriend. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| I understand. | |
| Listen, it's a free country. | |
| Far be it from me to interfere. | |
| Now, do me a favor. | |
| Please like this video. | |
| I know it's hard to take sometimes, but sometimes, you know, some very good vitamins and minerals don't taste good either. | |
| But they're good for you. | |