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May 25, 2020 - Liberty Hangout - Kaitlin Bennett
06:44
Alyssa Milano's Guide to Mask Wearing
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Alyssa Milano recently put out a tweet that says show me your mask.
Masks keep people safe and healthy.
Show me yours.
Ready?
Go.
Hashtag wear a mask.
Now, for those of you who don't know who Alyssa Milano is, she is a very respected high IQ philosopher and she has a PhD.
I'm not really kidding.
She's actually a hashtag Me Too advocate who supports Joe Biden.
So that's basically all I need to say about that.
So she put out uh a picture of her wearing a crocheted face mask, and as you see, it has holes in it everywhere.
Now the mask that her husband has on, yeah, that that's probably that's probably okay.
That's probably what you should be wearing.
But hers is basically just a symbol of uh liberals right now during everything that's happening.
This is what they resort to uh crocheted face mask.
So what I'm going to do is I have a bunch of items here of things you could use as a mask that work just as well, if not better than Alyssa Milano's crocheted face mask.
I'm gonna show you how to wear them.
Let's go.
First up is a sandal.
Now it's really good if the sandal is a little bit worn uh because it smells really good that way.
Now, unfortunately for Alyssa, you are gonna need to have actual masks on hand, so you'll just cut the uh the earpieces off, tape them to each end, and uh put on as bones.
Um I feel very safe.
I'm feeling very safe and healthy.
Thank you, Alyssa.
Um rate this one one out of ten.
I give it a two because it falls off.
The next one is just a common household candle.
It is good if it's gonna burn down a little bit so it's not as heavy.
You're just gonna do um one of these.
And now this one you do have to hold up a little bit because it is it is heavy.
Um, but healthy and safe.
Thank you, Alyssa.
Now this one right here that I'm assembling, it actually only works if you've recently uh gotten married like me.
You are going to assemble this on a wedding card that your family members have sent you to uh congratulate you on your wedding.
So you're just gonna tape it and to end.
And I know I'm like being goofy here with this video, but I actually think uh this one does 100% work better than her crochet face mask.
You can flip it around so that the card opens this one instead.
I got this because of your support for my work at Patreon.com slash Caitlin Bennett.
Um maybe a picture of me and these face masks that I am bringing to you guys will be the next perk for an autograph photo.
Very innovative.
We can get these by supporting my work at patreon.com slash Caitlin Bennett.
This next one is very easy, actually.
You don't have to assemble anything at all.
While glasses usually go up here, you're just gonna move it down a little bit, and you're done.
If a store requires mask, you can actually just double up.
This one is actually hot off the market.
Now the holes are a little bigger than Alyssa's, but I kind of went off the whole uh open concept, open mask concept.
We have tons of face masks at Caitlin Bennett.org.
Uh this is one of them, so this has actually been proven to be more effective than Alyssa Milano's uh face mask there in that picture, so uh this is certified.
And this last mask that I'm about to show you is my absolute favorite.
It already comes with antibacterial properties.
So you're basic basically just the same concept here.
Now you can make these with any household product, and it's fun for the entire family.
Alright, assembly is completed, and now we just I'll try.
And you know, it doesn't always work perfect.
Uh Alyssa Milano, when she was actually doing her medical school, she went through these same issues finding the best type of face mask.
She actually specialized in face masks in college.
So this is all based on research from her.
Highly respected.
I mean, you want to talk about respect.
Alyssa's like right up here.
PhD, uh Nobel Peace Prize.
Obama has listed her as the number one doctor for face masks in the country.
Let's try this again.
I feel safer already.
And this one might require an extra hand, uh, but you don't always need two hands.
One is enough.
Uh this one is very protective.
You can get it in different colors.
So, like Alyssa Milano said, please show us your face mask.
If you're watching on Facebook, comment down below your homemade face mask that is much better or equal to Alyssa Milano's and uh show us how healthy and safe you're being in these troubly times.
Thank you, Alyssa, for all of your advice.
I'm taking this off.
A huge shout out to Alyssa Milano for being the world's most respected and philosophical Twitter user out there.
That blue check mark, most of you don't know, actually means verified PhD.
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