Liberty Hangout - Kaitlin Bennett - Kaitlin Bennett's Quarantine Tips
Aired: 2020-03-24
Duration: 08:15


=== Beach Safety First (02:23) ===

[00:00:05]  I love the beach.
[00:00:09]  Oh, hello.
[00:00:10]  You guys are probably wondering what I'm doing.
[00:00:12]  We're practicing social distancing in self-quarantine.
[00:00:16]  Right now there's a global pandemic going around and I'm going to show you ways to still enjoy your time while being in self-quarantine.
[00:00:25]  First stop, let's go to the beach.
[00:00:30]  Found a conch shell.
[00:00:37]  Let's see what it's saying.
[00:00:39]  It says to stay the hell home.
[00:00:41]  The sun is so bright and hot today.
[00:00:43]  Don't forget your sunscreen.
[00:00:48]  Now I can sit back, relax.
[00:00:50]  I'm safe from germs and safe from the sun's rays down here on the beach.
[00:00:55]  What you're witnessing right now is actually a very rare and exotic beach creature.
[00:01:01]  The crabs here are really willing to bite you.
[00:01:06]  You're going to read a bedtime story to your AR-15.
[00:01:13]  I am Sam.
[00:01:15]  I am Sam.
[00:01:16]  Sam I am.
[00:01:18]  I do so like green eggs and ham.
[00:01:20]  Thank you.
[00:01:21]  Thank you.
[00:01:21]  Sam I am.
[00:01:26]  Good night, my little baby.
[00:01:33]  Good night.
[00:01:37]  In case you run out of toilet paper, learn to improvise.
[00:01:43]  Oh no, we're all out again.
[00:01:46]  What am I going to use?
[00:01:49]  Aha.
[00:01:52]  That'll do.
[00:01:56]  Yeah.
[00:01:57]  Something else you can do while quarantined is go to patreon.com slash Caitlin Bennett if you want to support her work and make sure that she doesn't lose her job.
[00:02:09]  I think I'll join the 200 tier.
[00:02:11]  Look, I just signed up for her Patreon and I got this really cool autographed photo from her in the mail every single month.

=== Can't Go Back Now (06:00) ===

[00:02:19]  And for just $5 a month, you can join her private Facebook group.
[00:02:23]  I love Facebook.
[00:02:25]  Is your spa closed?
[00:02:27]  Just pick one here.
[00:02:31]  All my worries about not being paid and not being able to leave my house are gone.
[00:02:37]  I don't even know what I'm stressed about anymore.
[00:02:40]  The best thing about an in-home spa, you can also turn it into a swimming pool.
[00:02:50]  It feels great.
[00:02:52]  Hey, hey, no splashing in the pool.
[00:02:54]  Just doing some lots.
[00:02:57]  Since the rest of the NBA season is cancelled, play a game of basketball with your spouse between the Knicks and the Nets.
[00:03:17]  Or if you are a Maquette, you can play basketball with her.
[00:03:20]  Backwards!
[00:03:26]  Play a board game.
[00:03:27]  Like life, because you're going to be feeling like you don't have one.
[00:03:34]  Alright, I gotta pick a career.
[00:03:38]  Let's see, I could be a dancer, but...
[00:03:40]  Non-essential.
[00:03:43]  I could be an athlete.
[00:03:44]  Non-eccentral.
[00:03:45]  They canceled that.
[00:03:48]  Oh, I could be an actor.
[00:03:50]  How about...
[00:03:51]  No, no, they closed Hollywood.
[00:03:53]  Ooh, I'll be a scientist.
[00:03:55]  They need those right now.
[00:04:00]  Nice landed on payday.
[00:04:03]  Wait, but you can't go to work right now.
[00:04:07]  I got it.
[00:04:09]  What the fuck?
[00:04:10]  $50,000 from the government.
[00:04:13]  Oh my gosh!
[00:04:16]  And since you can't go to the range, Crump and build that wall.
[00:04:42]  You can be like Donald Trump and build that wall.
[00:05:04]  You can also go to cameo.com/slash KateMarieOX and request your own shout out or personalized video from me.
[00:05:11]  Hi, Luongo.
[00:05:12]  Thanks so much for being a fan.
[00:05:14]  I'm so sorry you're stuck in quarantine right now.
[00:05:17]  Really hoping you're able to get out of this little rut that we're in.
[00:05:20]  Wash your hands.
[00:05:22]  Make sure you always wash your hands.
[00:05:23]  Stay six feet away from someone at all times, social distancing.
[00:05:27]  And it's your birthday.
[00:05:29]  Since all the zoos shut down, you can just make one here in your home.
[00:05:34]  I love monkeys.
[00:05:37]  I just love monkeys.
[00:05:39]  You could read your wife's favorite book.
[00:05:41]  Before I begin, I need to apologize to all mankind for this recipe.
[00:05:46]  Mankind, I'm sorry.
[00:05:48]  But these pancakes, they're just so darn good.
[00:05:52]  What is this book?
[00:05:54]  Is this a cooking book?
[00:05:57]  You can take time and watch your plants grow.
[00:06:00]  You can also play dress up with your cat.
[00:06:11]  Yee-haw, cowboy.
[00:06:19]  Ho, ho, ho.
[00:06:21]  Since you can't go get that haircut that you desperately need, just do it here at home.
[00:06:32]  I feel so refreshed and like a new woman.
[00:06:35]  Thank you for seeing me.
[00:06:36]  I can't believe you're still giving haircuts right now.
[00:06:38]  Well, don't tell Governor DeWine.
[00:06:42]  So, welcome to Kate's quarantine salon.
[00:06:45]  Are you looking for the quarantine special?
[00:06:47]  I'm looking for the quarantine cut.
[00:06:50]  All right.
[00:06:53]  What hair do you want me to cut?
[00:06:56]  All of it.
[00:06:59]  Since the nail salons are all shut down, just have your spouse do them for you.
[00:07:04]  This is gonna be so good.
[00:07:05]  Thank you so much for helping me.
[00:07:07]  I'm basically a pro.
[00:07:08]  I know you are.
[00:07:09]  And I'm free.
[00:07:10]  Are you ready?
[00:07:10]  Yeah.
[00:07:11]  Let's get started.
[00:07:14]  You're welcome.
[00:07:20]  That looks beautiful.
[00:07:21]  I think I was just waiting.
[00:07:24]  I gotta get all of it.
[00:07:25]  I think I'll just wait.
[00:07:27]  Get out of here.
[00:07:28]  Go!
[00:07:30]  I did such a good job.
[00:07:32]  I saved you so much money.
[00:07:34]  Now we can buy toilet paper.
[00:07:36]  Thank you.
[00:07:36]  I did not know you were gonna do that much.
[00:07:42]  If you guys enjoyed this video, be sure to like and share, hit the subscribe button, and click the notification bell so you won't miss any of our new videos.
[00:07:49]  And if you want to support my work, you can become a patron at patreon.com slash Caitlin Bennett and receive super cool perks like an autographed photo from me in the mail each month.
[00:07:59]  Or you can go to caitlinbennet.org and get up to 75% off and free shipping on supplements and merchandise to support my work and start living a healthy life.
[00:08:08]  My favorite product is TurboForce because it gives me all the energy I need to make it through a long day of doing interviews.