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Kent State Confessions
00:06:02
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| Whoa, whoa! | |
| If we get a picture, I will kiss this man. | |
| Kiss me, Jack! | |
| Izzy, come on! | |
| What is the next time that's gonna happen? | |
| Let's get a guy, a random guy to kiss you. | |
| And we could take a picture. | |
| We could take a picture with young girl if you kissed me. | |
| Why are you laughing? | |
| Kent State, Ohio State, young about that. | |
| Come here. | |
| Come here. | |
| Okay, again, liberal men here on a college campus just shout at me. | |
| They have nothing to say. | |
| They just run away, cuss, whatever. | |
| So for those of you who are familiar with the channel and keep up with the Caitlin Bennett derangement syndrome that's on college campuses, I want to show you the biggest case of Caitlin Bennett derangement that I have ever seen. | |
| This grown man was willing to kiss another man to own me, to put a camera in my face. | |
| And I hope it worked out for him. | |
| But here you go. | |
| Alright, well. | |
| Can we just have a picture? | |
| Like, it's hilarious. | |
| Probably not. | |
| Why not? | |
| I do appreciate it, though. | |
| Please. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Is Thanksgiving offensive? | |
| Whoa, whoa. | |
| If we get a picture, I will kiss this man. | |
| I'm not sure if I dressed you. | |
| Nor do I really want to see you guys kissing, if I'm being honest. | |
| Why'd you ask us? | |
| I want to see if you would do it. | |
| You wouldn't. | |
| Well, I wouldn't. | |
| If we get a picture if you do it first. | |
| Yeah, we'll take a picture if you kiss him right here. | |
| Are you dead ass? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You have to shake on it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Are you serious? | |
| Dude, if you want to kiss this dude. | |
| Tom, will you kiss me? | |
| Well, you have to have his consent. | |
| Yeah, if you want to kiss me, Jack, kiss me. | |
| Kiss me, Jack. | |
| Izzy, come on. | |
| What is the next time that's going to happen? | |
| Let's get a guy, a random guy to kiss you. | |
| And we could take a picture. | |
| Alright, I'm down for this. | |
| You want it. | |
| No, not me, not me. | |
| Alright. | |
| Random guy in the street. | |
| Let's go ask them. | |
| CJ. | |
| Let's go ask them. | |
| Do you usually just don't care about kissing guys? | |
| It's just like, okay, yeah. | |
| You clearly care a lot because it bothers you. | |
| But it doesn't matter. | |
| It bothers me? | |
| Yeah, I really don't care. | |
| Why does it bother me if I want you to do it? | |
| It's such an uncomfortable situation. | |
| You obviously want to. | |
| It's uncomfortable. | |
| I don't want you to kiss my fiancé. | |
| That's what would make me uncomfortable. | |
| Kissing a man in general. | |
| It clearly bothers you. | |
| Doesn't bother me. | |
| I just think it's gross. | |
| What? | |
| You kissed my friend? | |
| We could take a picture with young girl if you kissed me. | |
| I'm in a rush. | |
| He's like, yeah, I'm in a rush. | |
| Okay, ask these guys right here. | |
| Hello! | |
| Come here! | |
| I think we talked to him already. | |
| So what we see right now is a college liberal just so excited about me being here. | |
| He wants to kiss a man. | |
| What? | |
| Alright, no, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why are you laughing? | |
| Dude, who's in the picture? | |
| Come on. | |
| Liberty, Liberty. | |
| Yo, gotta keep his kid on a plastic. | |
| This is a school shoe right here. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Oh, my. | |
| You know how we could avoid that, though? | |
| Restrictions on the Second Amendment. | |
| Yeah, because in California, it worked so well the other day. | |
| Come on, you want to talk to me? | |
| You talk about guns. | |
| You want to talk about gun instructions? | |
| Let's talk about it. | |
| But straight facts. | |
| I think guns are murder weapons. | |
| Are they? | |
| Let's listen. | |
| What about knives, are they? | |
| Knives are also weapons that you could murder with. | |
| I'm trying to get away from the poom. | |
| What's up? | |
| Yo, what's wrong with it? | |
| Like, yo, come on. | |
| Let's stop spreading violence. | |
| Spread love and peace. | |
| I mean, yo, come on. | |
| Everybody loves Poonani. | |
| Even girls like Poonani. | |
| Come on. | |
| Let's just share it, bro. | |
| She wouldn't. | |
| She's gay people. | |
| Look, he's got the camera. | |
| If you want to film, just put it up and film, dude. | |
| Just film it. | |
| Don't hide it. | |
| Film it. | |
| Put it up. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| So, any more questions for the big sack? | |
| Wait, I have one more question. | |
| I have one more question. | |
| So, this guy is out here trying to kiss other dudes at an Ohio State party. | |
| Is that true? | |
| Ohio State. | |
| And you're also homophilic. | |
| You sent her Ohio State. | |
| So now it's Ohio State. | |
| Now it's Ohio State. | |
| Kent State, Ohio State, Youngstown. | |
| Everything. | |
| I was everywhere all at once. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Ohio State. | |
| Yeah, so now it's Ohio State. | |
| It's all of them. | |
| Just say it's all of them. | |
| The poop pole is not a loophole. | |
| Hey. | |
| What do you think about that? | |
| The poophole is not a loophole. | |
| Who the f are you? | |
| Yeah, he just said he doesn't want me on campus. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Now she's pretty cute. | |
| What do you think about you trying to kiss you to take a picture with me? | |
| Look at him. | |
| Come here. | |
| Come here. | |
| Okay, again, liberal men here on a college campus just shout at me. | |
| They have nothing to say. | |
| They just run away, cuss, whatever. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| Low testosterone here in New Jersey. | |
| Okay, what do you think? | |
| He wanted to kiss you to take a picture of me. | |
| Well, any video of me kissing is going to be a money shot because I'm really good looking. | |
| As you all can see, we got the cameraman, we got the viewers that can all contest for that. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| Leave your opinion in the comments if you think he's good looking. | |
| Leave a comment. | |
| But luckily, here at Rutgers University, not every man is afflicted with Caitlin Bennett derangement syndrome. | |
| What? | |
| Are you sure? | |
| Are you okay? | |
| I saw you on Reddit and I just saw you. | |
| On Reddit? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why? | |
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Get a Water Filter!
00:00:46
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| Oh. | |
| Oh, it's an honor to meet you. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Usually it's the different reaction. | |
| I ran all the way from my door. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Would you like to grab a picture? | |
| Of course. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, is it awesome at the house? | |
| Oh my, thank you. | |
| Sorry, my hair is really crazy. | |
| Had that guy stuck around and talked to me instead of running away like a beta male, I would have told him to maybe go to CaitlinBennett.org, get some Superman vitality, maybe get a water filter to get all those chemicals out of his water because they're turning him a little bit of a way. | |
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