College Student Loses It When Kaitlin Bennett Arrives
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Whoa, whoa!
I'll if we get a picture, I will kiss this man.
Kiss me, Jack!
What is the next time it's gonna happen?
Let's get a let's get a guy, a random guy to kiss you.
And we can take a picture.
We can take a picture with Gungir if you kiss me.
Why are you laughing?
Kent State, Ohio State, Young.
Come here.
Come here.
Okay, again, liberal men here on a college campus.
Just shout at me.
They have nothing to say.
They just run away, cuss, whatever.
So for those of you who are familiar with the channel and keep up with the Caitlin Bennett derangement syndrome that's on college campuses, I want to show you the biggest case of Caitlin Bennett derangement that I have ever seen.
This grown man was willing to kiss another man to own me to put a camera in my face and um I hope it worked out for him, but here you go.
Alright, well, alright, can we just have a picture?
Like it's hilarious.
Probably not.
Why not?
Please.
What do you think?
Is Thanksgiving offensive?
I'm not kidding.
Whoa, whoa!
If we get a picture, I will kiss this man.
I'm not sure if I address you, but nor do I really want to see you guys kissing if I'm being honest.
Why'd you ask us?
I want to see if you would do it.
You wouldn't.
Well, I would.
If we get a picture if you do it first.
Yeah, we'll take a picture if you kiss him right here.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah.
You have to shake on it.
Okay.
Are you serious?
Dude, if you want to kiss this dude.
Tom, will you kiss me?
Well, you have to have his consent.
Yeah, you won't kiss me, Jack.
Kiss me, Jack.
Come on.
What is the next time it's gonna happen?
F3.
Let's get a let's get a guy, a random guy to kiss you.
And we can take a picture.
Alright, I'm down for this.
You want to do it?
No, not me, not me.
Alright.
Random guy in the street.
Let's go ask them.
CJ.
Let's go ask them.
Do you usually let's just you don't care about kissing guys?
It's just like okay.
You clearly care a lot because it bothers you.
But I don't it doesn't matter.
It bothers me?
Yeah, I really don't care.
Why does it bother me if I want you to do it?
This is such an uncomfortable situation.
You obviously you want to.
Kissing a man in general.
It clearly bothers you.
It doesn't bother me.
I just think it's gross.
What?
Can you kiss my friend?
We can take a picture with Gungir if you kiss me.
I'm in a rush.
He's like, yeah, I'm in a rush.
Okay, ask these guys right here.
Hello!
Come here!
I think we talked over anyway.
So what we see right now is a college liberal just so excited about me being here, he wants to kiss a man.
Get it.
She's making me kiss a boy, which is home forward.
What?
Alright, no, no.
Okay.
Why are you laughing?
I ain't doing that.
Come on.
Liberty, liberty.
Yo, yeah, if you just put on a plastic school shooter right here, man.
Whoa.
Oh my god.
You know how we could avoid that though?
Restrictions on the second amendment.
Yeah, because in California it works so well the other day.
Come on, you wanna talk to me?
What do you put?
You talk about guns.
You wanna talk about gun picture?
Let's talk about it.
I think guns are murder weapons.
Are they?
Let's what about knives, are they?
Knives are also weapons that you could murder with.
I'm trying to put my black nine in the poon.
What's that?
Yeah, what's what's wrong with it?
Like, yo, come on, like you're close.
Let's stop spreading violence, spread love and peace.
I mean, yo, come on.
Everybody loves Punani.
Even girls like Punani.
Come on, like, let's let's just share it, bro.
She won it.
She's gay people.
Are you here?
Look, he's got the camera.
If you want to film, just put it up and film, dude.
Just film it.
Don't hide it.
Film it.
Put it up.
Okay.
So any more questions for the big sack.
Wait, I have one more question.
I have one more question.
So this guy is out here trying to kiss other dudes.
You're at an Ohio State party, is that true?
Ohio State.
And you're also homophobic.
You shut out of Ohio.
So now it's Ohio State.
Now it's Ohio State.
Kent State, Ohio State, Youngstown.
Everything.
I was everywhere all at once.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah, so now it's Ohio State.
It's uh it's all of them.
Just say it's all of them.
Did you kiss a dude yet?
The poop pole's not a loophole.
You can kiss a dude, yeah.
Hey.
What do you think about that?
The poop hole is not a loophole.
Who the f are you?
Yeah, he just said he doesn't want me on campus.
What do you think?
What do you think about he was trying to kiss you to take a picture with me?
Mmm.
Look at him.
Come here.
Come here.
Okay, again, liberal men here on a college campus, just shout at me.
They have nothing to say.
They just run away, cuss, whatever.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Low testosterone here in New Jersey.
Okay, what do you think?
He wanted to kiss you to take a picture of me.
Well, any uh video of me kissing is gonna be a money shot because I'm really good looking.
As you all can see, we got the cameraman, we got the viewers that can all contest for that.
Thank you for that.
Leave your opinion in the comments if you think he's good looking.
Leave a comment.
But luckily here at Rutgers University, not every man is afflicted with Caitlin Bennett Derang syndrome.
What?
Are you sure?
Are you okay?
Uh I saw you on Reddit and I just wanted to see you.
On Reddit?
Yeah.
Right now?
Yeah.
Why?
Oh.
Oh, it's an honor to meet you.
Oh, thank you.
Usually it's the different reaction.
I ran all the way from my door.
Oh, thank you.
Would you like to grab a picture?
Of course.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, is it awesome about the house?
Oh my thank you.
Sorry, my hair is really crazy.
If had that guy stuck around and talked to me instead of running away like a beta male, I would have told him to maybe go to Caitlyn Bennett.org, get some super male vitality, maybe get a water filter to get all those chemicals out of his water because they're turning him a little bit of away.
Also visit my Patreon at patreon.com slash Caitlin Bennett.
If you sign up and donate in the month of November at the $50 tier, you'll get an eight by ten autographed photo of me.