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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the podcast of the Low Seaters for January the 26th.
26th of January, 2023.
I'm joined by everyone's favorite big booty Latina appreciator, Alex Stein.
Wow, what a pleasure, Carl.
I have to say, it's an honor to be here.
I know you are an internet legend.
You've been doing this a lot longer than me.
I mean, let's just call it what it is.
You are a legend on the internet, and I want to follow in your footsteps, and it's an honor and a privilege, if I can even speak.
So I won't kiss your butt too much, but thank you for having me.
Well, thanks so much for coming on.
Before we start then, for any of our gold-tier subscribers, we have our gold-tier Zoom call tomorrow, which will be myself and Stelios, where we'll just be talking to you and answering your questions.
And that'll be a bit of fun.
So 3 o'clock, is it?
Or 3.30?
3.30 tomorrow.
Thanks, John.
So we'll see you there.
But anyway, so let's get into it.
Alex.
Do you like food?
Of course.
I mean, duh, who doesn't like food?
Food is my life.
I'm a big, fat Texan, so all I do is eat food.
Buffet-style food is my favorite.
But you know what I'm worried about, though, are the upcoming food shortages.
Have you ever thought about that?
That is something that's coming up, isn't it?
Yeah, well, here in America, you know, I'm a...
I don't know about you, Carl, but I'm a proud tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist.
I've been writing about a lot of stuff about...
But my point is, you hear constantly on the media, it's like, another chicken factory caught on fire, another agriculture center caught on fire.
How is so many of these catching on fire in six months?
Yeah, it is something that makes you think, isn't it?
Yeah, for me, I mean, like I said, it makes my antenna stick straight up.
Yeah, but the thing is, I mean, it's entirely likely that soon you'll have to get used to not enjoying food.
Yeah, well, I mean, if they make a pill, don't they want that?
No, they want soylent green.
They want, like, soylent green, and then you're eating humans, so I wouldn't be surprised.
I know, it's going to get worse than that, but we'll explain why in a minute.
But before we do, if you want to support us, go sign up to LotusEast.com and watch Brokonomics, why you're not going to be able to buy food in the near future, because your money is going to be utterly worthless.
Brilliant series by Dan.
I've been learning a lot from it because I don't know anything about economics, but he clearly explains why everything's effed.
Anyway, let's begin with the vegans, right?
Because all of these practical concerns are real-world things that might be overcome.
But have you considered there are moral arguments as to why you shouldn't eat food?
Anything with a face, I don't taste.
Anything with an eye or two, I don't chew.
Anything with a mouth stays out of my mouth.
It's an interesting statement from Will.I.Am, American rapper.
Yes, for the Black Eyed Peas, very familiar with him.
Vegan intellectual.
But one thing he's left out there is that allows us to eat eggs.
We can still eat eggs.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Brilliant.
I love eggs.
Eggs are my life.
Shame, unfortunately, we're getting into an egg shortage, isn't it?
Well, and then they cost $7 a dozen now in America, and they were literally 99 cents before Joe Biden was president.
Not that Joe Biden's all the cause of this.
I think it's, you know, almost as...
No, no, let's...
I'm putting on the tinfoil hat.
Let's blame Joe Biden.
Okay, yeah, it's Joe's fault.
I mean, they definitely don't want to...
Like you said, you know...
The buying power, the value of our money, you know, the inflation.
It's going to be now all of these private companies like BlackRock that are buying the houses.
And then you see China is buying most of the real estate in America for a foreign country.
They're artificially inflating the value of property in America.
So you can't even afford to buy a house.
It's happening here.
So I'm saying already you can't buy a house.
So people are like, oh, I'll just rent.
I'll just rent.
And that's been in place for you.
Oh, that's good news, isn't it?
I'll just be a renter my entire life.
Why wouldn't I want that?
That would be brilliant.
What a great solution.
Oh, it's I'll just constantly pay rent and I'll own nothing and I'll be happy, just like Klaus Schwab said.
But my point is, is now that inflation, that housing market is coming to everything.
It's coming to freaking eggs!
I mean, now eggs, there's literally, you've seen the memes where people are egg dealers or they have like a grandma with a Glock and stacks of cash next to eggs and it just makes you laugh.
But that's kind of my humor.
It's like this sad reality that it's the...
It's really the case.
These eggs are like crack.
They're so expensive now.
And ironically, that is actually true, right?
So in Britain, we'll get to America in a minute.
In Britain, basically the problems are the lack of feed for chickens because of the lockdowns.
Of course, the increased costs of energy because of the Ukraine war.
And the general heightening of the prices of everything is creating a kind of Perfect storm.
And then add to that, there's been an outbreak of avian flu, presumably not from China, although I don't know.
Yeah, let me tell you what kind of freaking manufactured avian flu is that.
I mean, I don't want to get this kicked off YouTube, but did you just see the Project Veritas leak where they were talking?
I mean, they're talking to the guy.
It's safe and effective.
Everything's great.
We love you, Pfizer.
Thank you for being so good.
Moderna, you are the best company ever.
All the executives that work there, you guys are great American citizens.
We're being vaccinated as we speak.
Yeah, I just got my booster in the alley from some guy.
It was great.
He offered me some fentanyl, too, to ease the pain after.
It was actually quite a good transaction.
But the point is, we've actually started rationing eggs in this country now, like we're fighting the goddamn Germans.
Wait, what do you mean?
You're telling me that you can't even go to the grocery store and buy more than one dozen?
This was back in November.
In Asda, there were two boxes of eggs per shopper.
I don't know whether it was six eggs or 12 eggs.
You know, I mean, 24 eggs, maybe it'll ask me, but like, come on.
Tesco, no more than three boxes.
Morrison's, two box limit.
This is crazy.
This is 2023.
Well, this was 2022, but like...
Anyway, let's go to New Zealand.
This is a worldwide egg crisis.
Did you know this?
Oh, yeah.
Did you know worldwide?
No, I know this.
And it doesn't make sense because anybody can get a chicken and it's going to poop out a billion eggs.
Hang on, we'll get to that.
We'll get to that, right?
Because no, you're not allowed to just get chicken.
No.
Because that's you owning something.
Yeah.
Right.
So in New Zealand, it wasn't that there's this avian flu or the price of seed or anything like that.
In New Zealand, it was the woke government were like, yeah, so we're going to ban battery farming.
And everyone was like, okay, but isn't that going to massively increase the cost of eggs?
And they were like, yes.
Deal with it.
So what?
Peasant.
Yeah, exactly.
And so, essentially, that means that people were like, well, hang on a second.
I can just buy a chicken, can't I? Don't eggs come from chickens?
And the New Zealand government were like, no, don't do that.
As you know, it's charity.
Please don't get a chicken.
New Zealand egg shortage sparks scramble for poultry.
Wait, what?
Don't get a chicken.
I understand that it seems like a good idea, but please don't get a chicken unless you can look after it long term.
It's been long term.
I'm going to eat it.
Yeah, I mean, what the heck do they care about is freaking chicken.
That's the thing is the media will actually act.
They'll write stuff having more empathy for a chicken that's going to feed you than their own freaking people they're writing about.
They don't care.
Let's say if you're not vaccinated, they don't care if you don't.
But if you have a chicken that's giving you eggs and food, you better take care of that chicken.
You better live forever.
Well, you might be surprised to discover that the birds could live for a decade or longer, might produce eggs for only their first two or three years.
It's like, it's not going to live a decade or longer if it only produces eggs for two or three years, because you can eat chickens.
Yeah.
Like, okay, when it stops letting eggs, just eat it!
Yeah, it's kind of – like I said, dude, this is my problem is I'm so anti-establishment.
The government is so dumb and dysfunctional.
Any advice that you get from an official media source or official government source, do the opposite.
And I know that sounds anecdotal, but literally I could probably do that.
This is not like medical or financial advice.
No, this is not medical finance.
Do not take my advice.
I'm insane.
I'm not a role model.
I'm like Charles Barkley in the 80s.
Do not follow my lead because we're going to a dark corner where they're giving free vaccines and fentanyl.
But my point is that we live in this world now where it's not even about having freedom.
It's about control.
It's about owning your own chicken farm.
Tim Pool's just ahead of the curve.
And Tim's dominating with his chickens.
He's got more eggs than he could need.
Yeah, exactly.
He's cornered the chicken market.
Yes, no, and I love Tim for that.
He had the foresight because he had Chicken City before the chicken shortage.
What a lucky SOB. I love Tim.
No one knew.
How did Tim know?
Does he have inside information?
Tinfoil hat.
I'm texting Tim after this show.
What inside knowledge did you have, Tim, about the upcoming egg shortages?
Anyway, according to the American government, which is the most reliable source of any information, the reduction in eggs is because of avian flu, which has killed more than 43 million egg-laying hens in 2022.
43 million chickens died.
You don't hear about this.
I had no idea that 43 million chickens died.
Wait, what?
I was quite surprised.
It sounds like a lot.
I don't know, maybe.
But the thing is, of course, we've got to make sure that we don't think it's Bill Gates that's behind this.
Because otherwise, people like us might think it was Bill Gates.
No, no, no.
See, but, Carl, if it ever says that, PolitiFact, false, you might as well just believe it.
It might as well just be true, in my opinion.
Definitely dig into it.
I mean, Gates might happen to be the single largest owner of farmland in the United States, but that's actually only a very small amount of land in the United States.
So, okay, that's true.
And they do say, look, I love this pro-Gates propaganda.
Let's see.
Gates appears to be pro-chicken farming.
In 2016, he wrote on his blog about the benefits of raising chickens.
Well, maybe he should speak to New Zealanders and explain to them, no, look, it's good if people raise their own chickens.
You know, it just bugs me too, because he's the one that talks about climate change and, Once again, we have to get conspiratorial talking about how they need to reduce the population by 15%.
That's only because they keep going in front of cameras and saying it.
Yeah, that's the only reason I'm repeating it.
But my point is, why is Bill Gates now...
He's the number one source for every bit of information.
I mean, science, technology, food.
I mean, it's all Bill Gates.
Why the nerdy computer programmer?
What does he know about all of this?
And you know the scam behind that.
So how it works is IBM was making the hardware for the computers, and they had the foresight then, whether it was the CIA or FBI or whatever.
I don't know.
They knew that if they made the software as well, that they would have a monopoly.
So basically, Bill Gates stole this operating software from another engineer.
He didn't steal it.
He bought it.
For very cheap, for like nothing, and then he got paid billions of dollars for it.
He did, because he got IBM to package it with their computers.
Exactly.
So, my point is, he was basically selected to be the richest man in the world.
And the thing is, anyone who's used Windows will know it's crap.
It's shit!
Anyway, so the point being is that it's becoming well aware that we're coming into a food supply crisis.
The National Farmers Union in Britain have called on the government to step in and assist primary producers into severe strain from soaring fuel, fertiliser and feed costs.
All a consequence of lockdowns and the war in Ukraine.
Well, did you see the new food chart in America where they ranked foods?
The Great Britain has a crazy one, too, where they say carbohydrates are the main thing.
Just eat your seed oils.
Exactly right.
That's what they want to do.
But they even said that synthetic eggs...
Corn syrup should be 90% of your diet.
Dude, Carl, I'm dead serious.
Well, that's what he said.
No, no, no, not that.
I mean, but corn syrups and everything.
Literally, it said that synthetic eggs are better than regular eggs.
How is that possible?
That's what it said.
They said synthetic eggs are healthier than a regular egg.
That doesn't even make sense!
And the thing is, have they considered that perhaps synthetic eggs, which I assume are made from plants, are evil?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
No, no, no.
We're going to get to this, right?
Because we're not allowed to even eat the plants.
Oh, they feel pain?
Oh, yes.
What?
Peter have been raising this issue valiantly defending plant rights, right?
They say the simple fact is that we don't know whether plants can feel pain.
Do you think plants feel pain?
You know what?
Yeah, they do.
They feel it all because I feel my plants.
I know that they – I talk to them.
They grow stronger.
I mean they have – yeah, my plants are actually pretty smart and pretty dialed in.
So yeah, I'd imagine if I cut them, they would be – My plants are on the internet.
Yeah, that's the thing.
My plants have a Twitter account.
So yeah, if I killed – if I cut them, yeah, they're going to feel – Obviously not!
Obviously a plant.
But I did watch this one.
Well, I saw this one thing, though, is this guy who's like, you know, pushing the carnivore diet.
And he said this thing, because I like veggies, even though I'm a hefty man.
You know, everybody, who doesn't like a salad occasionally, right?
Who doesn't need a little lettuce on your cheeseburger?
But my point is, He said that vegetables actually have chemicals in them that are self-defense chemicals.
And there's part of the vegetables we shouldn't eat that actually make humans sick and people don't even realize they have gastro.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It was a great clip.
But see, you watched something on Instagram.
You're like, is this real?
Is this fake?
But he said that a lot of people eat so many vegetables they have gastrointestinal problems because of the chemicals that are their self-defense mechanism.
I had no idea.
I mean, you learn something new every day.
I've just been radicalized against seed oils.
But no, no, scientists have found that plants actually do feel pain.
For years, scientists have baffled about whether the question of plants can feel pain or not, and so a team of scientists from Tel Aviv University may have an answer to that question.
Apparently, plants emit a high-frequency distress sound when in environmental stress.
In both cases, the scientists found that plants began to emit ultrasonic sounds that they believed could convey their distress to other organisms and plants within the vicinity.
When the stem of a tomato plant was cut, the researchers found it emitted 25 ultrasonic distress sounds over the course of an hour.
So it's yelling.
So this is screaming.
It's screaming that they're eating me.
This is the world that we live in.
They're saying tomatoes are screaming.
Give me a break.
So your vegetables that you're piling on your burger are screaming in pain.
And it turns out they might be planning to escape because it turns out plants are intelligent.
In 2013, the New Yorker published an article that introduced the world to the idea that plants may not be the benign organisms we thought they were, but could exhibit intelligent behavior.
Fast forward to 2019, and now there are dozens of research papers, hundreds of articles, and hours of videos published by plant biologists and neurobiologists discussing the many facets of plant intelligence.
Hang on.
Through rigorous research and experimentation, the following behavioral characteristics have now been established and can be attributed to plants.
Communication, learning, problem solving, memory, and memory recall.
A plant has memory now.
Wow.
Problem solving ability.
Yeah, it's just doing math.
It's sitting there doing algebra.
I mean, this is just ridiculous.
And that's another problem is that all the academics in this world, they fund these studies.
This is probably like Yale or Harvard or something.
It's probably government funding.
Or whatever.
Even though a lot of those freaking colleges are all in bed with the government.
So it's like, dude, I don't even trust any of these studies.
That's why when you do these debates and I debate people and they're like, oh, I have this study.
I'm right.
I don't trust any study anymore.
I mean, none of this stuff makes sense.
They'll tell you that literally tomatoes are doing math problems.
Well, I was just explaining to them that my position was revealed to me in a dream.
And so, you know, where's your study on that?
But the point of all of this, though, is, okay, so we can't eat animals because they feel pain and they're intelligent.
And now we can't eat plants and they feel pain and they're intelligent.
So one progressive Guardian writer asks, well, should we stop eating plants?
Yeah, we should.
We shouldn't really eat anything, honestly.
I don't know what...
I mean, mayonnaise.
Does mayonnaise have plants in it?
No, it's got eggs in it.
Oh, gosh.
You can't eat mayonnaise.
Okay, we'll just eat mustard then.
I don't know if mustard is...
That's a plant.
Oh, yeah.
Mustard cheese.
What the hell?
What can we eat?
There's nothing we can eat.
I mean...
Everything we eat comes from living organisms.
Yeah, I don't know what they want.
But that's the other thing, too, though.
In America, they don't want you skinny.
They want you fat.
You know, the new fat acceptance movement.
I'd like them to tell, you know, I'd like to see the people that don't want us to eat to mix with the fat acceptance people.
And they need to go ahead.
I think we should go through this article because this is the most white woman article you've ever read.
Oh, let's go.
Right.
So it begins with a Radio 4 program, which, if you don't know, Radio 4 is the kind of very liberal intellectual.
BBC Radio 4.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BBC Radio 4, yeah.
The program was called Is Eating Plants Wrong?
Pushing new frontiers of progressive thought here.
Is it wrong to eat a plant?
It's like, oh god, you just spent all of these years trying to get us to be vegans, and now you're like, yeah, but you can't eat that, right?
It explained, plants can sense the world around them, learn, remember, and research complex communication with species around them.
Research suggests that pea seedlings can learn to associate a sound with the light they need and choose to grow in a particular direction as a result.
And they eavesdrop on one another.
So, do plants show intelligence?
Definitely yes, said one of these panellists.
I don't see any problem with this.
And she says, it's putting me off my baked potato.
Wait, so they're literally saying, Carl, that these are sentient beings, that a potato is a sentient being.
She's just cooked herself a baked potato.
She listens to Radio 4 and is like, yeah, plants feel pain and they're intelligent.
She's like, I can't eat this.
It's like, love, it's already dead.
Yeah, I mean, it's a baked potato.
What are we doing here?
Eat it.
I mean, eat the damn baked potato and don't have any guilt about it.
What is going on?
Well, you know, and I remember hearing you talk about how feminism is anti-man or anti-man.
You know what I'm saying?
So what is this?
Oh, this is anti-human.
I know, but I said this is anti-human.
This is anti-life.
It's completely, completely anti-human.
And the thing is, the answer is, of course, good.
I like it when my plants feel pain.
That's why I eat animals as well, to prove that I'm at the top of the food chain, actually.
But she carries on.
She says, you know, it's putting me off my baked potato and raising fears about what the house plants my son unwisely left in my care are saying about me behind my back.
So peak bourgeois white woman problems.
Yeah, I don't want my freaking, you know, tree talking about me behind my back.
Can you imagine...
I mean, now I can't have sex in front of my plants.
We're going to have to move all of the plants.
I'm going to have performance issues.
So, I mean, if they're watching and they're making fun of the size of my member, I swear to God, I'm throwing that daffodil in the freaking garbage.
It shouldn't be in bed.
Start looking over at them going, oh, are they judging me?
So she says it's a head-spinning indication of how much we still have left to learn about the world.
The really naughty question, though, is what would be left for the would-be ethical eater's lunch?
Ethical fruitarianism, eating only the parts of the plants that detach themselves harmlessly, causing no damage, as in you can go and pick up fallen apples.
Okay.
Well, that's what the one carnivore guy that said, the one that said that the plants aren't good for you because they have self-defense chemicals.
They said fruits are okay, that those fruits don't have the same...
Oh, right.
Okay.
So I guess a fruit...
So we can't eat bananas.
We can eat bananas.
Only if they're falling off the tree.
Only if they...
Well, I'll shake a tree.
I'm going to shake a tree.
No, that's violence.
That's violence.
Think of the feelings of the banana tree.
Right.
But...
Let me eat an old apple that's half rotting on the ground.
Give me a break.
What about nuts?
Wouldn't we be depriving squirrels?
Is roadkill allowed right?
So the progressives have finally got us eating food off the ground and roadkill.
That's where it goes.
Yeah, I'm not really surprised.
I mean, you know, it's like you cut off your nose to spite your face.
I mean, this is just...
I always look at, like, you know how I'm sure you have enemies on the internet and stuff, you know?
Oh, who doesn't?
But my point is that I oftentimes don't like to get in a fight because I'm my own worst enemy, right?
And those people that I'm fighting with are their own worst enemy.
I know they're going to hang themselves.
But that's what I see with this liberalism is that we're hanging ourselves.
Like, they're just giving us a long enough rope.
And these people that are calling, you know, social justice or progressivism, because who doesn't want justice?
Why would I want marginalized people to be, you know, have a bad life?
I do want, you know, the hokey-dokey anecdotal.
I'm the good thing.
Well, what I'm saying, I would like us all to get along, but that's not the reality in the world that we live in, and the world that we live in is not fair.
And once you realize that, and once you realize you just have to overcome the unfairness, you don't have any other choice.
But what they're trying to do is, they're trying to make this equitable, fair world that's never going to exist, and we're going to end up killing ourselves in the process.
I'm glad you brought up liberalism, actually, because this leads us to the final question in the Are Plant Sentient and Feel Pain discussion?
Yep.
Vegetable rights.
No, they should have rights.
They deserve the Constitution.
This is merely being questioned now by readers of The Guardian.
A number of studies have shown that plants feel pain, and vegetables are picked and eaten while still alive.
So it's just awful.
Animal rights activists are often in the news, but has anyone ever protested for vegetable rights?
Next thing, they're going to give them voting rights.
I mean, seriously, why not?
Dead people can vote in America, so why not let vegetables?
Why not?
I wouldn't be surprised.
What's the argument against the sentient creatures?
Ridiculous.
So anyway, basically, in summary, you're not allowed to eat anything because everything is alive and everything alive feels pain and is intelligent and therefore you're a bad person.
Welcome to the 21st century.
But if you can find an old rotting apple on the ground, have at it.
Or if there's some roadkill, you might be morally justified because you didn't kill it.
Yep, go eat that raccoon.
I just love the idea of a bunch of middle-class white women going on and skipping up roadkill.
Great, I'm eating well tonight.
Yeah, but you know, do you think she's actually being honest when she says she feels guilty about the baked potato?
Like, do you think when she writes this...
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think these people are even honest.
I just think that they're trying to appeal to what they think their readers or their viewers want.
It's the moral framework they're in, though.
If it only takes into account, say, things like intellect and pain, well, then if an animal or a plant can be shown to have intellect and pain...
Then, oh God, now we're bad people.
It's like, no, that's not the only thing.
There are other things.
But anyway, let's go on to talk about the British Conservative Party.
Let's go.
How familiar are you with the British Conservative Party?
I mean, not really.
I mean, what do I know about geopolitics?
You're talking about I could barely pick out Ukraine on a map.
Now I can.
But I'm saying, you know, I don't know that much about the British Conservative Party.
They're not very conservative, I'm guessing.
That's very true.
Obviously, they're not very conservative.
But they're also deeply embarrassing as individual humans.
Yeah.
I thought we'd go through a bit of it.
Well, but let me tell you this, Carl.
I want to make this point.
I say this a lot.
This is a joke that I always say, but guys, idolizing a politician is like thinking the stripper actually likes you.
The stripper doesn't like you, and the politicians do not care about us.
On both sides, they're cringe.
The left wing and the right wing, they're both on the same dysfunctional bird, and I think that bird is headed to a plate glass window for a sudden death.
At least we'll be able to eat it.
Anyway, so, uh, before we begin, if you want to, uh, support us, go over and sign up at loci's.com and watch this premium hangout we did about Andrew Bridgen, who recently got kicked out of the Conservative Party for saying the Holocaust was bad.
Wait, what?
He didn't say it was bad enough?
No, he had the temerity to compare something that happened that we're not allowed to talk about to the Holocaust.
And they were like, wow, that's anti-Semitic.
And he was like, what?
No, I'm saying the Holocaust is bad.
And they're like, you're at this party, buddy.
Yeah, sorry, no, he was quoting an Israeli doctor.
Who said that, actually?
And they were like, no, that's definitely anti-Semitism.
And they kicked him out of the Conservative Party.
He is now an independent MP in the Parliament now.
Wow.
Don't get me started on anti-Semitism because, listen, my last name's Stein.
I'm actually not a Jew.
Everybody thinks I'm a Jew.
But my point is, my point is, is everything in the country, Kanye West saying Hitler is bad.
Obviously, Hitler sucks.
I'm not a pro-Hitler guy at all.
I think that's obvious.
Controversial opinion from Alex.
Yeah, exactly.
But my point is, is that, and this is what I hate, though, Carl.
Is that Kanye West, you know, he can act crazy or do all this, but then they prove him right when they take away all of his bank accounts and they kick him off all the platforms.
So you're like, okay, obviously I don't agree with his opinion on that, but obviously I do agree with his opinion that he's not allowed to say it in a country where we're supposed to have free speech.
So I don't know, it kind of puts you in this weird, for me, the Holocaust is the worst thing ever.
Hitler is the worst thing ever.
End of story.
I don't want to, no more comment.
Nobody made you say that.
I know, but I'm just saying, you know how it is.
He gets kicked out of the party for saying that it's bad.
You can't say that it's bad enough.
Literally, I'm serious.
Carl, the fastest way to get cancelled in this world is to say that 5,999,000 Jewish people died in the Holocaust.
I don't have the exact numbers.
Well, exactly.
I don't either.
But I mean, you know, I'm just saying, if you do not quote the exact number right, you get cancelled.
Yeah.
And so, listen, obviously it's the worst event in human history.
I'm just saying, it's weird that in this world...
If you don't even say that it's bad enough, you get cancelled.
You're certainly not allowed to compare certain mandatory programs to anything like that.
Anyway, moving on.
Let's talk about British Conservatives.
Quote, unquote, Conservatives.
So, Rishi Sunak is the current Prime Minister, and I'm going to play you part of his New Year speech.
I just want you to give me your impression of Rishi Sunak and his speech.
Let's watch.
2022 was tough.
Just as we recovered from an unprecedented global pandemic, Russia launched a barbaric and illegal invasion across Ukraine.
This has had a profound economic impact around the world, which the UK is not immune to.
Now I know many of you have felt that impact at home.
That's why this government has taken difficult but fair decisions to get borrowing and debt under control.
And it's because of those decisions that we've been able to help the most vulnerable with the rising cost of energy bills.
What do you think of that, man?
Well, I don't know.
So I was talking with Sean, who's kind of my English handler.
He said that...
Sean's Irish, Berkey.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me.
In England, he is Irish.
I know they took me to an Irish pub.
I know.
Sorry.
Carl is fact-checking me live.
On the show.
You're welcome, Sean.
You're welcome, Sean.
Sorry about that.
My point is, though, but doesn't we get, excuse me, in the UK, you guys get your power from, what, Scandinavia?
We get a lot of our gas from Norway.
From Norway.
So you're not like Germany getting all it from Russia.
No, we're not.
But you have the German Ministry of Defense woman, or whatever her proper title was, saying that she wants to go to war with the country that they get all of their energy from.
It just sounds so counterproductive.
Yeah, it was retarded.
Yeah, exactly right.
And when Trump was like, look, that's retarded, they were like, ha ha ha.
They laughed right in his face.
They literally laughed in his face.
That would never happen.
We're Germans.
We know better than you.
How do you?
Anyway, the point about Rishi, though, if you notice that there's something really weird about him.
He's got a very high-pitched voice.
He's very softly spoken.
He seems like a man who's never been punched in the face.
No, never.
Which kind of makes me want to punch him in the face, just so he's got that life experience.
And he's a World Economic Forum lover.
And he wasn't elected either.
He tried to become the leader of the party multiple times, and people voted for a literal potato in the form of Liz Truss over him.
And she stepped down, so why did he get to?
Because he had the second most votes?
No, no.
Well, that's, yeah, literally, because he was the only other guy.
That wanted to even, you know.
And so, well, it seems to be some sort of deep, like, sort of deep state in the Conservative Party.
100%!
Right?
There's no doubt.
He was definitely selected.
But look at the way he's presenting himself.
Look, who do you think his target audience with that was?
Now, let's watch this next one, and just think, when you're watching it, who's the target audience for this?
Hi.
One of my New Year's promises to you was to grow the economy.
And today we're announcing the second round of allocations from our Leveling Up Fund.
And that's about investing in local areas in order to create jobs and help deliver on that promise to boost growth.
So, I mean, who's...
Is he talking to an adult?
Yeah, I don't know who he's talking.
I don't even really know who...
I mean, is he talking to businesses?
He's talking to people?
I don't know who he's even benefiting from the allocations that he's talking about.
But it doesn't even matter the content, but look at the way he's talking to you.
Like, can we play it again, John?
Yeah, but all of these politicians talk like that.
Listen to Kamala Harris.
I mean, Joe Biden, the stuff that his son is doing, Hunter, you know...
He sounds like a cheating boyfriend.
Yeah, I mean, have you heard Kamala Harris speak, though?
I'm saying it's kind of similar.
It's kind of soft-spoken, like they're talking to a person that's really dull.
Yeah, really, really patronizing and really forced and fake.
You can tell there's no authenticity.
Oh, and this took him five takes.
I know this wasn't one take.
And then he also got a...
He got in trouble for this, yeah.
He got a ticket.
What's also funny about this is that they're filming in the car and he's wearing the wireless mic.
They would have got the audio fine on a freaking iPhone this close.
But I get the production value.
Good for you.
But this is just another politician baby explaining.
They call it mansplaining.
This is like talking to us like we're little children.
Exactly.
That's exactly what it is.
But you are right.
He got fined for not wearing a seatbelt, which was a big deal, actually.
Everyone made a huge deal out of this.
The fine was up to £500.
Rishi Sunaka is worth £750 million.
Hardly important.
And then, you know, the scum blogs were just like, yeah, but look, here's his opposition.
Not wearing a seatbelt 20 years ago.
I don't care.
I don't care at all.
We are literally ruled by people who think that we have the intellects of children, and this is the response...
Okay, okay.
Well, you know why they do this?
Because it's meant to distract us.
It's meant to, you know...
I mean, this is...
You know, there's probably...
Rishi is probably doing terrible stuff behind our back, you know, probably selling out the British people to, you know...
No, probably about that.
I mean, it is.
I'm just saying, you know, selling is selling, you know, some people out to the global...
But they distract us.
They're going to say, oh, we gave them a $500 ticket for not wearing a seatbelt.
Yeah.
We're fair on everybody.
We call them out.
You're like, just as hot, just as served.
No Prime Minister's going to ride in a car without a seatbelt.
You're like, he's selling us out!
He's giving away our freedom!
He's making our lives hell!
Call out that!
Don't call out the crap that nobody cares about.
Nobody cares if you wore a seatbelt.
He's being escorted in a perfectly nice car.
Nobody cares about that.
But they make that a big deal.
And the thing is, it's probably that the people handling him are like, right, don't wear your seatbelt.
Don't wear your seatbelt.
We've got this.
Oh, you think this is planned?
Maybe.
Who knows?
I mean, why not?
It's weird that he had the mic.
Something about this seems really, it seemed kind of like high production for such a low production type video.
Exactly.
Because if it was just a little selfie or something he was doing while he was going along, okay, fair enough.
But why take off the seatbelt?
Why?
You know, it's like, we can craft the narrative.
But who knows?
I don't know that this was planned, and maybe that's giving the Conservatives way more credit than they deserve.
But anyway, let's watch the next clip, which is just...
I hate this.
People often ask me what leveling up means.
Now to me, it means strong communities and safer streets.
Investing in local areas to drive growth and create jobs.
And ensuring people feel enormous pride in the places they call home.
But more than words, levelling up will be defined by action.
And that's exactly what this government is doing today.
Take a look To grow He's like an extra from Love Actually.
He is kind of.
He does kind of seem like he's out of like a love movie or some romance movie.
But this is the thing.
I actually kind of like the term leveling up because this is what I noticed is that I use the term NPC a lot.
That means non-playable character.
And when I spoke, kind of why I went viral when I started kind of blowing up is I would go and I would speak at city council meetings and I'd often speak serious at the beginning and they'd look to me like I was an idiot.
Then when I went crazy, I started...
To get their attention.
But the idea of NPCs, non-playable characters in the video game of life, I kind of do vibe with that terminology.
I know that sounds weird.
I don't know the way he's using it.
I don't know if it's correct.
You can almost describe everybody like he's an NPC talking about leveling up.
It's like he is the video game.
He kind of is all of the stuff that I'm talking about.
It's kind of weird.
It's just weird that he's using video game terminology when I would consider him an NPC.
So I would use that same video game terminology to describe him.
What's interesting is the country basically, and this is on both the left and the right, we're like, hang on a second.
I've heard this tone of voice before.
This is the tone of voice that the children's bedtime story reader uses when presenting the story to the kids.
And I've got kids, and so I have to watch this goddamn bedtime story every single day.
And they're exactly right.
He's talking to us like we are children being prepared for bed.
Exactly right.
It's like, God, I hate this so much.
And that's how they do.
They talk to us, and we've said we've made this point, but they talk to us like we're stupid.
And really, actually, I don't blame them, because as human beings, we are stupid.
I mean, you have people that are...
I mean, we're really not...
I'm not even that smart, and I've figured out a lot more than other people.
So it just shows you that maybe they're kind of right.
That's the thing, isn't it?
The concern is that this is actually going to work.
You know, the average person just sees this Rishi Sunak thing, gets talked to like they're a child, and is like, well, at least he's the dad and he's got it in hand.
Like, God, who knows?
You know, and I'll give him this, you know, he is multicultural.
He's, you know, handsome man.
He's, you know, he's not 100 years old.
Like, I'm saying, I can see...
I can see why he'd be kind of hip and likable, but he's just...
Once again, he's an NPC. He's really not hip, and he's not...
No, I know he's a dork.
What I'm saying is, like, I guess he's presentable.
He fits...
Yeah, yeah, he's presentable.
Like, my point is, on the left, like, they always say, you know, the white patriarchy.
Then you put an 80-year-old Joe Biden, you know, and then, you know...
But they really want the multicultural Kamala Harris, you know?
And now they're saying that Gavin Newsom might be...
You know, he's basically the...
The American psycho, yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean, and he's, you know, basically, you know...
The forerunner, you know, he's, you know, a lot of people are predicting that he will be the nominee for the Democratic Party, which I actually kind of tend to agree to.
And he's just another white, patriarchal, you know.
Sure, but like, specifically in the case of Gavin Newsom, I mean, he looks like if he found a kitten in the road, he'd eat it.
Oh, yeah.
He'd just bite his tail.
He's a psycho.
He slept when he was mayor of San Francisco.
I mean, his number one staffer, I forget what the guy was called, he was sleeping with his wife, his best friend.
And this all came out, he had to apologize.
You can pull that up.
I'm saying Gavin Newsom apologizes for sleeping with, I don't think it was his campaign manager or something even more important than that.
It was literally like his right hand man in the mayor's office.
These people have no compunction.
If you're going to sleep with your co-worker's wife, I mean, you're a scumbag.
You're scum of the earth.
I mean, let me introduce you to...
That was the Prime Minister, so that's the embarrassment that's our Prime Minister.
Let me introduce you to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Jeremy Hunt, who is very much a normal human person.
Watch.
Hi.
Can I get a flat white, please?
While my coffee is being made, let me tell you what we're doing to halve inflation.
I'm afraid coffee is getting more expensive.
A year ago it would have been around £2.50, but now it's gone up to nearly £3 a cup.
And the price of the weekly shop, if you look at food prices, has gone up by about 16%.
And for the poorest families, the things they typically buy, These are the people who are literally selling out our country and they're talking to you like you're Yeah, it's like, do something about it, bud!
You're the one in charge!
You're making little, you're trying to be, oh, I'm the man of the people.
I'm here in a little coffee shop, sitting at the table.
It's like, no, make the coffee cheaper!
You're the one that's in charge, not us!
I mean, give me a break!
Hello, fellow humans, as you buy your coffees.
And that seems expensive.
Is that the average price?
£2.50?
I mean, £2.56?
I don't actually drink coffee.
Yeah, I'm not a huge coffee drinker.
That seems kind of high.
But listen, it doesn't matter.
It just talks about what they think of us, and they think we're all idiots.
And like I just said earlier, they might not be wrong.
Yeah, and these are the least weird of the Conservatives.
There are other Conservatives who are really peculiar, like the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care.
I mean, you can see that this comes from a compilation of just his strange moments, and this is just one of the strangest moments.
Let's watch!
It's the first ever time scene.
It's been absolutely fantastic being here this morning with Matt Hancock.
My second visit this week, actually, seeing some of the amazing work that the staff are doing here at the hospital.
That's not the girl Matt made out with, right?
He made out with that.
But you can see, why is he standing so close?
Does he have an erection?
I know.
His pants look weird.
That does look weird.
What is wrong with this guy?
I mean, they're awkward.
They're really weird, awkward people.
They're probably all reptiles.
I don't know.
That's it.
They're probably all reptiles.
I've come to that conclusion.
I can't see how they're not.
Because they don't have the social skills.
They're not relaxed.
These are high, powerful people.
You'd think that they would have, I don't know, some...
I guess I shouldn't have called it.
Yeah, but I'm saying a way to communicate and be charismatic and likable.
You'd think that that would just be mandatory.
Leadership qualities.
Yeah, exactly right.
There's a party in charge of the country.
They've been in charge for 12 years.
All these people are in government and they're freaks.
Brilliant.
Anyway, so let's quickly move on to the plan that the Conservatives have to win the next election.
Start attacking the opponents.
Do you think that's a good idea?
Do you think maybe they should be like, hey, we're better than our opponents?
Because the Prime Minister's Chief of Staff has instructed government advisors to come up with at least one attack line per week against Labour.
Think of the intensity of American politics.
Yeah, but this is political theatre.
That's why they want to seem like...
But imagine a party so incompetent that they're like, look, could you at least just once a week explain why your opponent is wrong, please?
Just once a week.
Yeah.
Just once.
Just one time.
All of you, your homework is, this week, find a reason you disagree with the Labour Party.
And it's because they agree with them that much, it's that hard for them to even find, you know, that many things to attack them on because they're so in lockstep?
Yes, that's exactly why.
In fact, we've got a really great example of that from Stephen Edgington, who discovered, if you can go to the next one, that Tory parliamentary candidates are being given by the Conservative Party headquarters on, quote, white resentment.
Unconscious bias, gender identities, microaggressions, and much more.
And this is despite the ministers having banned all of these things for civil servants.
So the Conservative Party is literally propagandising their own candidates into leftist ideology.
Well, you know, to be honest, I kind of, you know, in America, a big thing is CRT, and I actually...
Oh, that's what this is, yeah.
Yeah, I just got fired.
I was a substitute teacher, and I was teaching the kids CRT, and I made some white kids pick cotton, and they fired me for that.
You're joking.
No, and they fired me.
Yeah, of course I'm joking.
But I'm saying that's literally what these people are – that's like the type of leadership plan that they want with the CRT. They make you feel guilty for just existing.
Listen, I never owned a slave.
You never owned a slave, but they still want to make you feel guilty.
That's what I love.
In San Francisco, they want to give $5 million reparations to the citizens.
And I said, go ahead because there's only like 11 black people that live in San Francisco anyway, so they can afford to do it there.
But my point is people are going to get paid for something that – They weren't a part of it and I had no hand in it.
And they're going to try to make me feel guilty about it.
It's ridiculous.
What I love is that there are going to be a bunch of Polish and Eastern Europeans who moved to the United States at the beginning of the 20th century, and they were like, ah, you've got white skin, right, you're a slave owner.
You're like, what?
Hand over those taxes!
Yeah, and that's really what it is.
In South Africa, when they took over all the white farmland...
That went great, didn't it?
That went great, and then all the crops died.
It's just all of this social justice...
Well, like I said, I don't want to be unjust.
I would like to be...
But that's not based in reality.
That's just not how it's going to work.
Would you like an example of the unconscious bias that they were calling out in these training sessions?
In fact, before I give you that, right?
So they were saying that, look, the listeners refer to microaggressions, such as asking a black colleague, why does your hair not look like ours?
What adult has ever done that?
And nobody says that.
I mean, maybe a seven-year-old.
Yeah, exactly.
If the Conservative Party is actually run by preschoolers, which it might be, given all of the propaganda they give us, are you able to sit out in the sun as long without any sun cream?
I mean, nobody really asks this.
Nobody asks that.
I mean, nobody does this.
Nobody asks that, right?
One case study offers an example.
I prefer you not to shorten my name.
It means God's gift, and my parents named me for a very specific reason.
I've actually done you a favor and already shortened it.
It's, and I can't pronounce this, Oni-In-Yi-Chukouyu, and can you please call me Oni-Yi?
It's like, why are you doing this?
You're meant to be the Conservative Party, and you've got literally critical race theory woke BS being propagandized to your parliamentary candidates.
No wonder they're like, could you find a way of attacking the Labour Party once a week, please?
No, not really, because you've been indoctrinated into being a Labour Party member.
Yeah, they really are.
I mean, if this is what they're talking about...
Can you imagine if this is the Republicans in America?
Yeah, but the Republicans are kind of like that, though.
I mean, the Republicans are becoming, you know, basically...
I mean, they're all...
You know, I really look at January 6th, too, and, you know, it was not a good thing.
thing i'm not saying that but the election was the most fair election of all time joe biden's most popular president i just want to say that for youtube is the best election the most accurate election ever but there's some people that felt you know kind of weird about it and they went and they stormed the capitol this and that but the conservatives the people all of those are their constituents and they've just sold them out they've done nothing they've let them run this january 6 committee they've just basically my point is they give us the illusion oh we're so conservative
there's very few people that are actually say what they really are oh yes But, on the plus side, the Republicans have had one piece of, one point that they have been hammering for all of this time, and that is that social healthcare will end up in death panels.
Well, to be honest, that's one of the problems.
They consider me alt-right, which I'm not at all because I hate – this is one of my biggest things other than the military-industrial complex that's selling out the American people.
And of course, once again, we've got to get into the conspiratorial, but the pharmaceutical-industrial complex insulin in Texas will cost $189.
That same insulin will be $7 in Mexico.
So it doesn't make sense.
We have a for-profit medical system.
I'm not saying that we shouldn't have the ability to, you know, if you're a wealthy person, to have good healthcare.
But I'm saying the system's rigged against the American people.
Oh, totally.
So I just, I hate the pharmaceutical industrial complex.
I don't think necessarily medicine should be free, but we should be able to have our insulin the same price as Mexico, or at least in the ballpark, maybe double.
Ours is $14 if theirs is $7.
But have you considered just not having healthcare as we were talking about not having food?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Because that's the alternative, it seems.
Well, in America, though, it is so bad where a lot of people are afraid to order an ambulance.
They call an Uber.
So, I mean, give me a break.
So that's one thing.
At least here, you know, people aren't afraid to call an ambulance.
Yeah, but we'll get into why they're not afraid to call the ambulance.
It's like saying I'm not afraid to insult the aliens.
You know, it's like, yeah, they're not going to come down and tell you off.
Yeah, yeah.
But regardless, I'm just saying our healthcare, as I believe- Oh, it's terrible.
Well, it's about keeping you sick.
It's not actually about- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Keeping you healthy.
It's about keeping you as a paying customer.
And that's why- But Carl, that's why it's such a big deal.
And where I've gotten some notoriety is I'm going to a lot of these drag queen story times where it's for children, right?
But this is why.
This is kind of the- Really sadistic thing behind it is that when the hospitals, and this has been leaked by a guy named Chris Elson, a guy called Billboard Chris, where Boston Children's Hospital, where they're having private things, where they said, now we like this because we have a lifelong patient.
Yeah, $100,000 for the surgeries and then a lifelong dependent.
And then not only that, because they have to dilate their, you know, whatever, their wound or the mastectomy or this and that, and the complications of it.
They said it's over 60%, which I bet it's probably 90% of people have complications after the surgery.
So my point is they love it.
They love taking gender dysphoria because everybody has a mental health problem.
You probably have a little one.
I probably have a little one.
But these people have this serious mental health problem, and then they try to solve it by giving you a physical, you know, a physical surgery.
My lifestyle is making me depressed.
Oh, take this drug.
That's not the answer.
And that's the other thing, too, is they'll give you an antidepressant for anything.
And the antidepressant, when you watch the ad, here in America is one of the only countries where pharmaceutical companies can actually advertise.
And every advertisement, they'll have – everybody knows it's a cliche.
People on a mountain hanging out or having fun.
But then they talk about the side effects.
Make a suicidal analization.
Make a hair loss.
No erection.
And we just take it.
Nobody cares.
So literally, a kid will go, I'm depressed.
I'm suicidal.
Well, here's a pill that might make you more suicidal.
That'll fix it.
And this is the problem with private health care.
But of course, there is also a problem with social health care.
It doesn't work.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I think there has to be – I don't know the answer, but there has to be some sort of – There must be something.
There has to be something in the middle, some private – because basic stuff like insulin and stuff, I feel like that could be socialized.
But cancer or surgeries or elective surgeries, I mean then you could charge more.
But I just – I don't know.
I don't know how to solve it.
I don't want to act like I do.
I don't know.
And so, for example, people are like, well, you know, the lockdowns for the end, we'll get to it.
Before we start, go over and support us on lowseas.com and go and watch our new series, Symposium.
This is a philosophical series talking about the conceptions of political freedom.
And so let's talk about how the NHS has affected our political freedom.
This is from the government.
Lockdown was the only way to stop the NHS from being broken.
Oh, the NHS. Wait, what?
You know, we have.
What we have in this country, right?
There was an old saying that Prussia was an army with a state attached.
Well, we are a national health service with a country attached.
The NHS is the only important thing in this entire country.
And we will literally lock everyone down, create impending food shortages, make sure that rates of depression and...
Self-harm, skyrocket through suicide, skyrocket through the roof.
We will retard the intellectual development of children if it only saves some money on the NHS. Yeah, and we're going to go outside and bang on pots and pans every night and say, oh, thank you so much.
I mean, listen, it's like my buddy Cassidy Campbell had a joke in one of his, you know, and I'm going to say it wrong, but it's like, you know, nuclear war is necessary if it will save just one life.
You know what I mean?
It's like, what?
What does that make sense?
That's literally this, right?
If we didn't have a lockdown, our health service would have been overwhelmed.
Oh, well that's okay then.
That's okay.
All of the missed cancer screenings.
If it saves one NHS department...
Yeah.
And isn't that the red flag?
It's like, oh, this whole healthcare system was going to crash if we didn't do this, you know, if we didn't, you know, shut everything down.
It's kind of like that makes, once again, it makes you go, huh?
That don't make no sense.
Unless we acted, the NHS would be broken.
I don't care.
I don't care at all.
We are not supposed to be here to service the NHS. The NHS is supposed to be here to service us.
And tell me this, because I'm not that familiar.
The NHS, do they have the state-funded...
Transition surgery.
Can you get it for free here?
Yeah, I believe it is state funded on the Tavistock.
Don't get me started on Tavistock.
Oh my gosh.
But my point is, when you look at this system, the NHS saying that it would not have made it if they didn't have the pandemic.
I mean, as I just said earlier, that makes me raise a lot of red flags.
It's a really big concern, isn't it?
So why do you think all of a sudden now, because of that little timeout, we're just going to come back stronger than ever?
I really don't have a lot of help in that.
Which is not what happened.
No.
That's not what happened at all.
But that's exactly right, isn't it?
They look at this the total wrong way.
They're like, well, look, I've got a spreadsheet here, and I've got to get this spreadsheet balanced.
Your cancer treatment is just going to have to wait.
It's just going to have to wait.
You know, you're not important here.
And you see so many strange decisions being made, like this one, right?
Universities have been told they must limit the number of medical school places this year or risk fines.
We are struggling with staff shortages for the NHS. And they're like, yeah, but you can't hire too many doctors or we'll fine you.
Wait, what?
Right?
So I'm just saying, if a kid can academically qualify for medical school, get them in there.
Well, you would think.
I know.
I mean, that would be normal.
But see, this just shows you how sinister they are.
I mean, they're not even trying to stop licensed doctors, which they are.
You know, they're licensed doctors in America.
If you speak out against you-know-what, you know, you get your license taken away.
But I'm just saying, now they don't even want the students to go to the school.
Next thing you know, they're not going to give them loans to go to the school.
But why?
Why wouldn't they want them to?
What's the bureaucrat's concern?
Because it's not multicultural enough?
No, because it costs money.
Medical school places are capped to limit the cost of doctor training, with the taxpayer paying £160,000 towards the cost of each student.
And so literally the bureaucrat's like, no, that costs us money, just bring in foreign doctors.
So some foreigners...
Oh, wow.
That's how they want to do it.
Wow.
They want to outsource.
Exactly.
They want to insource the doctors.
Yeah, exactly.
Because, you know, that costs us money.
That's our budget.
We can't afford this.
Just get the foreign doctor who...
And God knows what his training was like.
You know, it doesn't matter what the doctors of the Congo are like.
We need more.
Yeah, but this is really what they want, Carl.
They've said this, the conspiracy, we keep talking about that, but they really want you, and I think this is in the near future, you look at all the, in America we have CVS, the pharmacy, it's like everywhere, but they basically want you, and they're going to trick people into thinking that it's a great healthcare, where you're going to go into a room and you're going to have a screen in front of it.
You're going to take your blood, you'll weigh you, you'll be able to do a basic, they'll be like a nurse practitioner, and on the screen will be a doctor, and it'll be like a panel of doctors, it'll be like five doctors, they're going to say, oh, this is your medicine, and people are going to think, oh, you're getting great healthcare, because you're talking to five doctors in New New York City or something.
But that's really what it's going to be.
There's not even going to be that many doctors.
You're going to be talking to a literally digital screen.
Because these doctors aren't even allowed to prescribe stuff unless it's accepted by whatever the pharmaceutical industrial complex, whether Pfizer, they can't even give you off-label uses for medications for coronavirus.
You know what I mean?
It's ridiculous.
It's mad.
And the reason that they're concerned about the budget is because we spend an unbelievable amount of money on the NHS. It's actually kind of ridiculous.
It's £15 billion a month.
Well, that's what America gives to the Ukrainians.
I mean, that's not that much.
Yeah, but we spend it every month.
I know, no, I'm kidding.
And we've been spending it every month for decades.
Like, it's crazy how much money the NHS costs us.
And so, okay, fair enough.
So we've got a really poor service that's failing.
What's the population?
70 million.
And they're sending $15 billion a month?
Wow, that does not add up.
Exactly, exactly.
And they're like, yeah, no, we can't hire new doctors.
I mean, $70 million is a lot, but that just, I mean, wow, that just doesn't...
It's mad, isn't it?
Yeah, that doesn't seem...
It's really mad, and I'm not even joking.
And so there are people who are like, look, right, this socialized healthcare, I'm a bit worried it is going to end up, sorry, $67.33 million.
I'm a bit worried this is going to end up in death panels.
Like the Reverend Ian Greenshields, moderator of the Church of Scotland, recently said, look, I'm worried that they're going to view assisted suicide as an opportunity for cost-saving.
They already are.
Exactly.
They already are.
Did you see that one vlogger, though, from France?
She went to Belgium, and Belgium actually denied her, thank God, because she has – I don't know.
It was a big story.
She has multiple personality disorder, and one of her personalities, she wants to kill herself.
So they didn't.
But what Belgium said is they said, we're sick of being a graveyard for the French because all these people from France are going there for the assisted suicide.
I get it if you have terminal cancer.
It's like, I understand why, you know, it maybe should exist, but people are going there because they're depressed.
I mean, in Canada, they're actually recommending that.
There was a...
Will, we'll get to that.
But you are right.
I can totally understand the argument.
Okay, look, you've got terminal cancer.
You've got like a month to live and you're going to be in agonizing pain for the whole month.
Yeah, I mean...
I can totally understand.
Just pick a day and get it over with.
You know, that's totally sensible.
But if you're just a depressed person, you're like, yeah, my doctor's like, well, it'll save him money.
You know?
There was a guy that was going to be homeless.
There was a guy that was like, yeah, but you're in a social state of Canada.
You can get social services.
They'll help you find a house.
And they're like, no, that's a good enough reason.
Here's the needle.
Goodbye.
But I'm looking at my spreadsheet, and that costs money, whereas this saves us money.
So why don't you just kill yourself?
Well, they do look at us like dollars and cents, so that's not...
I'm not even joking.
This is a medical report in Canada, right, from 2017, said that medical-assisted death could reduce the annual healthcare spending across the country by between $37.4 million and $136.8 million.
Yeah, but that's a drop in the bucket.
Sure, but look at the way they're looking at you.
It's like, look, if we actually encourage them to kill themselves, this saves us all this money.
That's how they look at it.
And that's really, guys, this is not a conspiracy.
This is not, you know...
No, no, let's get to the next one.
This is not a conspiracy.
They literally say, look, it'll save us money.
And in this, they say in 2021, there were 10,064 made provisions, as in government-done euthanasias.
And so 10,000 people a year.
It's the sixth highest cause of death in Canada now.
I'm killing people.
I know.
I just can't get over it.
I mean, being euthanized like they're pets, you know, at the veterinary clinic.
I mean, it's just...
It's really a harsh, sad reality, and that's what I actually try not to be too black-billed, because I am.
It's hard not to be, Carl.
It's hard not to be.
How are we not?
I mean, literally, they're taking away all of our freedom and autonomy, and then on top of that, if you're sick, they want to kill you with assisted suicide.
Not even if you're sick, if you're feeling a bit down that day.
If your girlfriend breaks up with you, I mean, seriously.
Here's a rope.
It's like, oh, God.
It's ridiculous.
Anyway, so the Scottish doctor is probably right to be concerned about it because, of course, in Scotland they want assisted suicide.
But you know another part of this, and I want to make this point, a little bit of it too is how the state likes to be God.
And this is a way where they can play God by determining when you live or die.
Remember, the genuine attitude from the elite class seems to be the people underneath us are useless eaters with the IQ of children.
And they said that.
They've said that over.
Rahm Emanuel has said that we are useless eaters.
And look at the way that they treat us.
They talk to us like we've never even read a book.
Well, I haven't read a book, but most people have.
But we didn't go to school or something.
And so they're like, yeah, why don't we just kill them?
So this is a bill that the Scotch Parliament is debating.
Repeal the Scotch Parliament.
Bulldoze it and build a park over it.
Yeah, that's what I always think too.
If the federal government just shut down, I think it would be great.
I mean like they're talking about, oh, they don't want to shut us down.
I'm like, no, shut it down.
When Matt Gaetz was not confirming the speaker, like, oh, the government is going to shut down.
Everybody is like, yes, not just libertarians.
Everybody is realizing.
I think – I mean maybe.
I hope I say this.
I think people are starting to realize that the government is dysfunctional.
Well, that's what Madison's entire point was in the Federalist Papers, is that, look, basically the government's going to be terrible, so we want to gridlock it so it does as little as possible until people figure out their own problems.
That's literally what he was saying.
And that's how it should be.
But the difference in Britain is that we have the central government in Westminster, and then we have a bunch of devolved parliaments that are brand new.
They're like a decade old.
And they're filled with insane left-wing radicals like Nicola Sturgeon, who are like, yeah, so what we're going to do is what Canada's doing, kill people.
It's like, right, that's concerning.
But the Scots are, of course, mental.
And they're like, no, no, no, we can have sufficient safeguards to protect the vulnerable.
It's like, right, the vulnerable need to be protected from the Scottish government's euthanasia program.
That's where we've arrived at.
No, no, no.
We just need to protect the vulnerable from the doctors with the needles who want to kill you.
Exactly right.
That's where we've arrived at.
And we cannot, these people that have mental health issues, you're not going to solve it with some physical thing like a double mastectomy or an assisted suicide.
It's not going to solve the actual root problem of the mental health issue.
Change your diet, go and get some exercise.
That's the one thing.
No, no, no, no.
And I'm not, like I said, I'm not a role model.
But they've never recommended diet and exercise, ever!
You've never heard that.
As a matter of fact, if they recommended diet and exercise, there'd be some author, some stupid journalist that'd say, that's racist, that's pigoted, you know?
And they'd be like, yeah, just let the government kill you.
Saves us some money.
But they say that history shows, though, that the safeguards initially introduced are invariably removed, as happened in Belgium and the Netherlands, both of which have expanded their remit to include the euthanasia of children.
What?
Under what circumstance?
I guess they have terminal illness?
I mean, why would a child...
I don't know.
I mean, I'm just saying, how could you ever justify...
That's the other thing.
I think the children are the biggest target of this new world order, of this globalism, of this indoctrination.
They're the ones that...
Maybe because we're not old people, you and I. I'm pretty old.
Well, I'm just saying, really, relatively, we're relatively...
We're not 70s or 60s, but I'm saying we still probably had some indoctrination.
At least I know I did.
But now the amount that these kids are under...
I'm afraid to have kids.
Seriously, I want to have children.
I'm going to have children, but I'm saying I'm actually nervous to bring them in this world.
You have to be on guard.
You have to be on guard about what they're teaching them.
Because you look at libs of TikTok.
I mean, every freaking teacher.
I'm actually running for school board in Dallas, Texas, because there was a teacher that this trans teacher they hired in the third grade for an art teacher.
They looked at her Instagram.
She had all this deviant, child, weird sex art.
And she's an art teacher, but that is that she didn't get fired.
And then, of course, the school board covered it up.
They only told parents that it brought awareness.
And then on top of that, this is a third grade, the same elementary school.
How old is third grade for people who are not old?
Okay, so what is that?
I don't even know.
How old is third grade?
Eight?
Okay, so you're eight in third grade.
This is what's so ridiculous.
They have what is called gender inclusivity training in third grade at higher, and they're having an author come speak to third graders that wrote a book about being non-binary to third graders.
I mean, it'd be hard for me to argue, oh, you're doing it to a 17-year-old or some seniors or something.
I mean, I still don't think that's great, but I could be like, they're adults, they're close enough.
Why would a third grader need to learn about what it's like to be non-binary or gender ideology?
Teach them something that's useful for a third grader.
It might be difficult to get the communist revolution if we don't.
Exactly right.
That's the reason.
If you don't confuse them and cause as much mental confusion as possible, so you don't even know your own sex.
You just have this, you know, I'm in the wrong body.
It's all about confusing.
It's all about trickery.
And that's like the thing.
It's like the greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing that the devil didn't exist.
Excuse me.
What is it saying?
The greatest trick the devil ever did was convince you that God didn't exist?
And I guess my point is, they don't want you to know the truth, and now they're going to indoctrinate you into thinking that you killing yourself is the best remedy for your mental health, and kids, your body, it's wrong.
You can transition and you'll be a woman.
You can pick whatever you want.
So anyway, the Canadians are discovering that actually maybe they need private healthcare, because private healthcare, unlike the government, is less likely to want to kill you.
Because if they kill you, that's one paying customer down, right?
So you've got 660,000 Canadians who are waiting for surgery and a bunch of them are like, well, we're just going to have to go private because this social healthcare thing isn't working.
Of course, Canada has the same problem as Britain, which is just open borders immigration.
And of course, in Britain, we have record waiting times for everything.
You were saying they call an ambulance.
What would be the point?
Apparently, in life-threatening emergencies, the average time it takes an ambulance to get there is 11 minutes.
So if you were, say, choking to death or something or whatever, you're probably dead by the end of that.
The streets are so small here, though.
I mean, maybe they can't fit in the...
I mean, they can't fit through the streets, I guess.
That's nearly twice what it's supposed to be at seven minutes, right?
And, of course, you've got hundreds of...
millions of people who are on waiting lists for operations that they need and things like this, all because of COVID. And essentially, the media now are just forced to say, well, look, we all love the holy NHS, but why don't you just go private?
You can go to the next one, John, just so you can see.
Look, just go private.
You've got no choice.
So when an American leftist sits and goes, but what about the NHS? What about the NHS? Well, you can just tell them it doesn't work.
You aren't going to get what you want.
You're going to be on a waiting list forever.
And that's if you're lucky enough to even get seen.
And let me just tell you this, from the great Dr.
Fauci, the only thing it takes for you to be healthy is to get boosted.
Other than that, as long as you're boosted and you're wearing your mask, you're going to be healthy.
So that's the only health care you need to worry about.
Let's go to the video comments.
I like how they're trying to say the global idea of brown pride has never been violent, unlike white pride, even though I'm pretty sure the Balkans got invaded really hard by these Very POC groups of people from the East, and we're just supposed to ignore this for some reason.
We seem to be ignoring the fact that POC had brutally invaded Spain and, like, only got driven out, like, a generation before Columbus found America.
And, like, where are their reparations?
That's a great question.
Yeah.
Where are their reparations?
In the next one?
Oh, now this is my favorite girl.
Hey everybody, I'm here in the Capitol.
See this guy right there?
Right there.
Hey!
Right in front of the Capitol Police Officer.
Hey, uh...
Oh, this is epic.
This is good at it.
Big, juicy booty?
Wow!
I miss that big, juicy booty.
AOC, I'll see you again soon.
Big juicy booty.
Dude, she made that whole clip.
She went to kill babies and she's still beautiful.
That's awesome.
I've got to follow them.
They're awesome.
I'm going to follow you guys right back.
But, you know, that's the other thing.
AOC, actually, I make fun of her.
We give her a bunch of crap.
She actually voted against the omnibus bill.
Which one was the omnibus bill?
$7 trillion.
It's like, I'll just give a bunch of money.
So she's been called out by a lot of her constituents because people on the left too, like in New York, they're struggling.
The homelessness is so crazy.
People can't afford to live.
And then they see on TV another billion dollars to Ukraine.
Like you said, they talk just like we're idiots.
But after a while, an idiot can figure out why not.
They can't afford anything.
And then they see on the TV all this money goes to Ukraine.
So AOC, in a way, I actually almost like her more than a lot of the rhino conservatives.
Like I go after Dan Crenshaw.
At least with AOC, she stands for something, even if that something is evil and retarded.
Yeah, exactly right.
And she's allowed to think that.
She's different than that.
I believe it.
And that's another thing.
Ideologically, you don't have to align with me on everything, and I can still like you.
I'm not under this impression that we all have to be the same and have the same viewpoints and have the same wants because, you know, human beings, we have different personalities and different opinions.
But guys like Dan Crenshaw, who is a guy that considers himself conservative, but all he does is constantly vote.
Oh, damn, bloody hell.
I know.
They call him Eyepatch McCain, and I've called him out.
But my point is, it's funny, with these two politicians, AOC and Dan Kershaw, when you tease them, they have such big egos, they have to react.
AOC had to react.
If she just would have ignored me, the video would have been nothing.
But then, of course, she had to go on Instagram, had to film me.
She did 16 Instagrams total after because she asked all these messages.
She did a Q&A thing like, what is a way for men to be more respectful?
But on top of all this, you don't even see her fiancé Riley was right there being a cuckold.
He didn't even tell me to shut up.
So, you know, she thought it was so bad.
I said all this bad stuff, but not bad enough for her fiancé to even say anything.
But my point is, like, these politicians have such big egos.
If you can get them, if you can make them where they're NPC, non-playable character, and then all of a sudden the video game of life, you can play them?
Mm-hmm.
That's the best thing.
What I loved about it, though, is that when you were filming it, she came in and she's like, hi!
And then she's like, oh, look at that guy.
He's terrifying.
It's like, come on.
This is such a transparent thing.
It's because one of her handlers saw who I was, came down.
That's where they took the picture.
I'm like smiling.
I'll give you.
And then I handed him a business card.
I'm like, who are you?
I'm like, well, my name's Alex Stein.
I'm not trying to hide who I am.
And so once she realized that I was like a conservative troll comedian, Whatever you want to call me.
That's when she freaked out and then all of a sudden she had to play the victim.
But this is the problem with society is that everybody wants to be a victim and that AOC made into Congress is 28.
It's an incredible story.
It's a beautiful story.
I mean, literally, it's kind of a rags to riches story, but she will still continue to be a victim.
Dan Crenshaw continues to be a victim.
I was a war hero, so we need to send another trillion dollars to go fight in Ukraine.
I'm saying, why does everybody want to be a victim?
Yes, every single person has an excuse.
At some point has been a victim, right?
I mean, has had something bad to him.
So everybody could play the victim, but it's about being above that and being a champion instead of a loser.
It's this loser mentality, this victimhood mentality that's actually ruining.
It's more than just left or right.
It's like, I'm a victim.
Feel sorry for me.
I want your empathy, and we're not equals.
You did me dirty.
It's all about this victimhood, and that's what makes me really frustrated.
And until we change that, until we decide, hey, I have been victimized.
It's disempowering.
Yes, exactly.
It's totally disempowering.
And ignoble as well.
Now, everyone feels sorry for me.
It's like, I don't really want that.
I'd actually rather have just got on with your day.
Carl, my mother passed away recently.
I'm saying, I hate, and I hate this one.
I really am gracious for all the people that are, oh, I'm so sympathetic.
But it makes you feel terrible when people are, you know, just, oh, I'm so sorry for you.
And I do feel sad.
I'm so sad about it, but I still don't want you to think I'm some victim of some hellish human being, you know?
So it's this really weird dichotomy.
And that's when I had that when my mom's, when she passed away and I see all these people are being so nice to me and I'm like, I just hate the way everybody thinks I'm, you know, it wasn't the most terrible thing possible.
I am a victim, but I don't want to be victimized.
I don't want you to play the victim.
No, I totally get it, man.
I totally get it.
I'm surprised why more people don't have that mindset.
And a lot of people do have the mindset they don't want to be a victim, but the majority want to be a victim.
Let's go for some comments.
Alex is getting a follow on social media.
I'm bloody crying, says Brian Quinn.
Throwing a towel over the aloe vera plant while I shower from now on.
That plant thing is just ridiculous.
It's another thing to just stupid distraction.
It's just something to write about.
It's just filler.
Rue the Day says, loving the Carl and Alex show, top bands, lads.
Oh, thank you.
Sophie says, Alex Stein, the legend, Alex Stein.
Oh, heck yeah, this makes me so happy.
Alex is one of the funniest guys on YouTube as balls of steel, daring to be effective and not apologizing.
I love you, Alex.
Oh, wow.
Wow, I love you too.
Thank you.
Did you go in front of some school board and explain to them that your wife's boyfriend had some problem?
Yeah, oh yeah, Dontarius.
He's always in everything.
My wife's boyfriend's always around.
Because I'd seen this clip and I'd sent it to a mate of mine being like, oh my god, look at this.
And he's like, no, that's a truck.
This is before you got proper events.
He's like, no, it's a truck.
I was like, wow, that's really good.
Because I couldn't tell.
Yeah, well, that's the thing.
Well, there's one really famous Las Vegas owner.
I was like, yeah, my wife's boyfriend's pregnant and I lost all my money.
I need to take care of that.
And then 50 Cent re-shared that, the rapper, because it went viral in the summer.
And then 50 Cent recently shared it, like last month.
And then it just totally blew up.
Every hip-hop Instagram...
But that's an inside joke because that's kind of the society where we have become a cuckold society.
You can't tell it's a joke.
Exactly right.
It could be real.
Exactly.
And that's what I try to do is I try to mix absurdity with reality.
I want to make the most absurd thing look real.
And if you can do that, that's a recipe for my comedy.
There's comedy because there's kind of a layer to it.
You're like, oh, he's joking.
So you're like, oh, I got tricked.
But then you like the trick.
It's not this evil trick like with these globalists.
But it highlights the problem in the societies.
It's like, look, you didn't know that was a trick until, like, several minutes into the bit.
Exactly right.
You know, you thought, because you came across quite sincere at first, and then it started getting more and more absurd.
Yeah, egregious and absurd.
But that was the point.
It was like, no, no, you were all bought into this lunatic proposition.
Anyway, Henry says, I've been waiting for Alex to be on low seas since the beginning of his meteoric rise to power.
Wow!
We're getting a lot of good comments.
We're the bad ones.
I know there's some bad ones in there, Johnny.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get the bad ones.
Let's get the bad ones.
I want to hear these.
Those are my favorite.
Well, that's another thing, Carl, and I would like this because you've been on the internet longer than me and you've been famous on the internet longer than me.
And there was a guy, there was a host who was talking about me.
He was playing one of my clips and it just stuck in my head and I think I've heard this from other people, but...
He was talking about me.
He's like, Alex Stein's the type of guy that he'll get 100 compliments, but the one negative sticks out in your head.
And I'm like, I think everybody's like that.
Are you like that?
It's weird because, like you said, you'll have a YouTube video and there'll be 500 comments or something, you know, sometimes more, sometimes less, whatever.
And literally, all 500 or 499 could be positive with that one bad one.
You're like, what the hell?
I am a fat idiot?
Okay, it's weird how the negative does stick in your head.
I think that's actually a sign of being healthy and well-adjusted, right?
Because if you're the sort of person who actually only pays attention to the 500 positive comments, imagine what your ego is going to be like.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to be an awful person.
And if you believe the comments on anything, that's just saying, do not believe the comments that you're the best thing or the worst thing.
You're neither that.
You're somewhere in the middle.
Yeah, yeah.
The comment, hey, this guy was okay.
That's the comment.
That's a good comment.
That one I can believe.
Yeah, this is okay.
Yeah, well, he seems like he's probably being honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, Radnor says, you will eat the synthetic nutrient paste, peasants, and you'll thank us for our generosity on your hands and knees for it while we are dining on real meat in our high-rises.
WEF members, probably.
Yeah, that's another thing, isn't it?
The WEF thing that was recently going on, where they're all eating steak and flying there in their private jets.
And talking about themselves like...
They literally said, we are the elite and people don't like us.
We agree with ourselves and not the people we are supposed to serve.
Yeah, well, you know, it's funny you say that because...
Yeah, but it's insane.
But I was listening to Jay...
I think it was Jay Dyer.
I think he was talking about...
A long time ago, when it was the royals and the monarchs, and when it was the kings of Greece, that actually the peasants would eat the throwaway meat, and that the kings and stuff would eat a lot of grains and stuff.
Did you know that?
Did you ever hear that?
I find it unlikely.
I don't know if that's true.
I imagine the kings probably got a roast hog.
That's what I imagine too, but I've heard that.
I don't know if that's true, but I've heard a long time ago.
This sounds like propaganda.
It does sound like propaganda.
It was the peasants that ate the meat.
The kings ate the grains and the seed oil.
I'm not saying that's true at all.
I'm just saying I heard that thing.
I was like, oh wait, so the peasants ate the meat?
The kings were all very progressive, you see.
They were all concerned about the environment.
Well, let them eat cake.
They're eating cake a lot.
We know that.
Alpha of the Beta says, Plants are alive, plants are intelligent, plants have memory.
They silently scream in pain when they're eaten.
Don't eat plants, you monster.
In related news, abortion up until the moment of birth is now legal because my clump of cells.
Should have tied it into the abortion thing.
Well, okay.
So that's another thing that I'm very passionate about now.
That's why they'll call me conservative because obviously I'm – They'll call you conservative.
Oh, no.
Well, I'm just saying because I'm so anti-abortion, but they want to have abortion up until after birth.
It's getting insane.
The whole abortion, this whole Roe versus Wade, really and truly that's why the conservatives probably lost the midterms is because them getting rid of Roe versus Wade was enough to radicalize the left to actually get out and do something about it if we believe the official story, the numbers, etc.
We're not on YouTube now.
Okay, well, then if we're not on YouTube, everything's all fake and all these elections are fraud.
And let me tell you something, Joe Biden getting 81 million votes, he did not get more votes than Barack Obama.
I'm saying when Barack Obama was president, it was not – Joe Biden is not close to the popularity that Barack Obama had in 08 or even 2012.
It's just not even close.
If I recall, Obama got 69 million and then 64 million, and then Joe Biden just demolishes him with 81 million.
Come on.
It's not even close.
And then, guys, if you don't realize that even Obama, there's a great clip where Obama talked about how he would like to do his third term as a secret president.
Have you seen this?
I have not.
Oh, my gosh.
You've got to look this up.
Johnny, you've got to pull this up.
You've got to type in Barack Obama's secret president.
I think it was Stephen Colbert.
Putin-esque sort of.
Oh, dude.
He said that he could just wear an earpiece and tell either him or her what to do.
And Joe Biden is the perfect vessel for that, isn't he?
He's the exact perfect vessel.
But this is the other thing we were talking about with Rishi.
They're going to have the humiliation ritual.
Joe Biden will not finish his term, and they're going to put in Kamala, and they're going to have Kamala, and Rishi are going to be shaking hands, and it's going to be the multicultural connection, the monarch in America, and it'll be so beautiful, and we're all one.
And the thing is, there's such obvious patsies as well, right?
They obviously don't believe anything.
Like you say, with AOC, at least I believe it was her genuine thought.
Dude, Hillary Clinton was against gay marriage, guys!
Hillary Clinton spoke out against gay marriage.
Now they just love gay marriage.
They have no integrity.
Zero integrity.
Kevin says, vegetables already vote in the USA. How else would Biden win if it not for the vegetables?
The dead people, obviously.
Yeah.
And the fake ballots.
The paper ballots.
See, guys, if you guys can't see that.
Now, though, I look back and it's like, do I even trust any of the elections?
Because, you know, for 2016, they said, oh, it's stolen.
They said it's stolen.
Now, if you say it's stolen, you get kicked off YouTube.
But my point is, with these paper ballots, we're never going to get a fair election.
Ever.
Ever.
I think it's an impossibility, because with ballot harvesting, with the way they can just get marginalized people, and now they're going to let illegal immigrants vote.
With a paper ballot, there's no integrity with their elections.
I have no trust in them.
I mean, this is a point I've been making for years, actually, now, which is just, look, you've got to go to the station and put a physical object in a box.
That's how it should be.
Yeah, but that's how it should be.
But that's also all the back doors.
The machines that you use, they all have back doors.
No, no, no.
It should be a literal physical paper ballot.
Yes, and you should have a trail.
A paper trail.
Exactly.
It's as simple as that.
I mean, I'm personally in favor of returning all the way back to pottery shards.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
Yeah, they have fake coins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, and ironically, I can't...
It's so obvious.
It's so obvious that it's just going to be gamed for the whole way now.
But anyway...
The French says, while we are all busy denouncing COVID tyranny and murderous jabs, euthanasia made its way not only into the mainstream conversation but is also widely in practice in Canada.
While we make our voices heard, the next big thing will come up.
So my question is, what's next after euthanasia and will we be able to notice it early?
My bet is on some form of eugenics of type, I want my baby to have blue eyes.
What do you think they're going to do next?
Well, they do want to genetically modify babies.
I mean, that's a real thing.
And removing, like, a genetic disease, I can understand.
Yeah.
That's fine, you know.
I can understand that.
I mean, but it's all playing God.
I mean, you know, it's another slippery slope type situation, I feel like.
I'm trying to pull up the clip of Barack Obama saying the third term, but I think you'll type it in under...
You've got to type in Stephen Colbert.
But regardless, I'll find it.
I'll tell you a word on it.
I'm sure you've tweeted it out later.
Yeah, I'll tweet it out.
Yeah, but you guys got to see that video.
But no, I mean, the fact that they wanted the genetic modification of it, it's a little worried because this is another thing with Alex Jones and the idea that they're going to be able to grow a human liver and a pig.
That's what they want.
That's where it's going to go, where they can grow a heart on a pig.
They even tried.
They gave a guy a pig heart recently.
You saw that?
The guy died.
No, I didn't see that.
This past year, yes, they did it.
In America, they gave a guy a pig heart.
It didn't work out.
He died.
I saw them growing human ears on the backs of mice.
Yeah, they've been doing that for a while.
Yeah, I know.
It's demented.
And this is the other thing.
These people think that they have all of this medical stuff figured out.
Dude, there's so much stuff with the eye.
We can't even do an eye transplant.
There's just so much.
And what do you think about the cures for cancer?
I think that they know probably how to get rid of cancer, but they don't want us to know how to do that.
Yeah, how do these all, they live, why does the Queen, why does Prince Philip live to 100 and whatever, it's nine, or I don't know where they live to, and the guy, I mean, are they drinking the blood of children?
Probably so!
I mean, and this is another thing, now I'm out here in the UK, and I really, I love it.
You know, obviously it's like a big city, you know, so it's not, it's kind of like New York, you go to New York, it's fun, but you know, it's kind of hard to go around and stuff, you know, you're kind of, it's not necessarily like a Cancun, Mexico vacation.
But my point is what I want to come here because I do have a lot of respect.
I don't – because this is the Revolutionary War.
We came from there.
I have this.
I have this.
It's historically linked.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
For me, I like the UK, just whatever.
That's kind of where I – for whatever reason.
But my point is you look at guys like Jimmy Seville who was knighted by the queen.
You look at Prince Andrew.
You look at these royals.
They knew.
I mean, these are some of the most disgusting, repugnant things.
I mean, Jimmy Saville makes me so sick.
He was head of the Royal Hospital, I believe, or whatever, you know, one of his charities.
Apparently he was given access to the- To the morgue!
Yeah.
They would get kids on the morgue, and he would take people out on his boat.
He had a yacht where he would take people out, supposedly with Prince Charles.
I don't know if this is true.
I don't want to get killed in the UK for saying this.
This is just rumor and innuendo.
It's all fuddy-duddy.
We're telling a fairy tale now.
That they would literally take people, kids on a boat, they would child whatever to them, and they would literally throw them, they would slit their throat and throw them off a boat.
And these are the highest connected people!
And then on top of that, this adrenochrome is supposedly the anti-aging.
It has some sort of anti-aging.
I do think there is some sort of...
Unironically, there is proof that adrenochrome reduces the age of cells.
It's actually proven that it works.
Well, they even said, and this is different than adrenochrome, but if you do a blood transfusion with a younger person's blood, a lot of rich people do that.
They did it with mice.
They literally did it with mice.
And it's just like, God, that's awful.
That's so vampiric.
Here's the Obama clip.
You had to watch this.
I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a front man or a front woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff and then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was This is the number one
show.
This is what we call revelation of the method.
They actually tell us this.
Now, is he really with an earpiece behind?
I don't know, but I know that there's been multiple times where he's been to the White House with Joe Biden and Joe Biden has called himself the vice president.
So there's something weird going on.
So if you just think Obama, the most powerful guy in the world, when he left office, you know, like he's just going to lose his power, his stranglehold over the Democratic Party.
You're insane.
I think Hillary, she's still obviously very powerful, but now it's the new era.
It's the Barack Obama deep state.
And he just said it there.
Do you think that was a joke?
Do you think he was kidding?
Well, I do.
I do find it interesting that we're on about our fourth or fifth time where Biden has called President Harris, President Harris.
Yes.
Why did he keep calling Kamala Harris President?
Why?
She's never been the president.
Like, if you say President Obama and refer to yourself as Vice President Biden, at least you'd be like, yeah, well, he's having a senior moment where he remembers 10 years ago or something like that.
Fair enough.
That makes sense.
Yeah, he calls himself Vice President.
Yeah, I get it.
You know, that's slip of the tongue.
Yeah, exactly.
Right, that's understandable.
But Harris has never been anything.
Well, hey, talk about slip of the tongue.
I don't know why Barack Obama is calling his wife Mike.
He calls her Michael.
That's what I don't get, you know.
I was having this conversation the other day where there was a video clip.
Someone had sent me it where he's like, Michael and I, I mean, Michelle and I, and it's just like...
And then, listen, I don't...
I think she's a tranny, but she might be because Joan Rivers said it and then died under mysterious circumstances like a week later.
So, you know what, Michelle Obama, you might have a winner.
And if you do, God bless you.
You're probably going to be the next president.
You're going to have the first trans.
I wouldn't even be surprised, Carl, if they don't do the Gavin Newsom, if they do the Michelle Obama run, and then they have to expose it.
And they're like, actually, Michelle was a trans.
And this is, like I said, rumor and speculation.
Yeah.
I'm so out of touch with reality.
I wouldn't be surprised if Michelle Obama got elected president and then was like, I'm actually a trans woman and these were surrogates.
People would go...
And the Republicans are like, I knew it!
Yeah, but a lot of Republicans are like, okay, whatever, we don't care, it's not going to lose our position.
Adrian says, if you can justify eating eggs under that logic, you can justify aborting babies in the womb.
So if leftists have an issue eating eggs, why don't they have a problem with abortion?
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't understand the abortion thing because...
Psychopathy.
Well, this is why, though.
As soon as the baby is born, they want to transition.
They want children.
They want their children so they can indoctrinate.
So it's just kind of weird.
It's like this weird justification where...
It's almost like the gay and trans mafia kind of has to recruit children.
Well, they can't exactly reproduce.
Exactly, right?
So they have to recruit it.
So it's like, do you guys...
And this sounds evil, and I'm saying, do you guys want more kids to recruit, or do you want more kids dead?
Like I said, it's just counter...
Intuitive to their mission.
So it's just very weird.
All the people that are at – I go to these.
I go to the abortion protests, and there's a lot of lesbian and gay men, and I'm kind of like, you guys aren't doing it.
You can't get abortions.
This doesn't work.
This doesn't – so why are you guys so pro-abortion?
So I don't know.
I think that's always very hypocritical.
I do think there's a kind of subliminal understanding that actually families are kind of the opposite of what we want.
Oh, yeah.
Black Lives Matter, and then we talk about Patricia Cullors, the leader of Black Lives Matter, got caught spending nearly $7 million on property, and they don't even know where any of the Black Lives Matter money went, obviously, to Joe Biden's campaign.
But in their doctrine, in their mission statement, it said the denuclearization of the family.
They don't want the nuclear family.
It's crazy.
Because they want the state to control your kids.
I mean, the public school system now, how much it's changed in America, I wouldn't even...
I'm going to homeschool my kid.
I mean, maybe in high school, maybe.
I mean, high school is terrible too, but for these elementary schools, I wouldn't even leave my son or daughter.
Have you ever looked up, like, an exam paper for children for, like...
From a hundred years ago.
Oh yeah, it's much smarter.
I can't even understand the questions.
I'm like, oh god, the decline is real, man.
A test from like 1962 or something like that.
Yeah, it's just like, god, we are actual retards.
Yeah, we have.
It's Idiocracy, and we say this all the time, is a documentary.
It is a fictional movie.
Not anymore.
It's now a documentary.
Nape says, Sunak looks like an AI bot.
Yeah, that was another thing.
Rishi Sunak does look like he's generated by AI. He exactly, that's what I was trying to say.
He's like the perfect multicultural guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm just saying?
He's lean.
He's like the artificial, exactly right, the artificial intelligence.
And that's another thing, because I want to get on the AI too.
I just like to make this point, because people think that we're, you know, the world's going to be taken over by artificial intelligence.
Obviously.
Obviously – well, it is a threat, but this is another thing is there is this uncanny valley, and I forget what the software is, but all of the telecommunication companies, AT&T, they work on this constantly that when we call customer service, they use a program that's trying to convince us that we're not talking to a robot.
But human beings can always figure it out.
Like in this test, they always fail it.
Sometimes a human might for a second think it's a human, but they always realize it.
So – and they're spinning – Billions and billions of billions.
So they can't even get a robot to talk like a human yet.
They will eventually.
I'm just saying yet.
So there is – I'm very – I think artificial intelligence is going to fuck up a lot of stuff.
I'm just saying if you just think right now we can just create a sentient being on its own, no, we can't even have a machine talk to ourselves correctly and we don't realize it's not a robot.
So there's a little bit of time I think with artificial intelligence.
There is some time still, but the question is, how Luddite are we willing to get?
Yeah, well, Carl, I believe that we're going to be living in pods.
They really are.
Well, that's what they want.
They're going to plug you into the metaverse.
And they said this, and they're going to say, oh, in the metaverse, you're going to have a machine hooked up to your genitals.
You're going to be able to ejaculate a thousand times a day.
You're going to be able to be the quarterback or the soccer star of your team.
You're literally going to be living in a pod, paying rent in the metaverse to own, like, not even a very big house.
Well, no, I think in the metaverse, I would imagine in the metaverse, I don't know if it's going to be some peer-to-peer metaverse, but if it's not that, if it's just you get to live in your vanilla sky, I bet you're going to like the movie Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise.
I feel like in that metaverse, you get to be whatever you want.
You could be Tom Brady, the best quarterback.
I bet they'll still make you pay extortionate rents on properties.
They're not going to mess up on an opportunity for that.
Well, Carl, if they had the technology now, they said, hey, you know, you get to plug into the Vanilla Sky, I bet there'd be a line around the door.
Everybody would want to do it.
You're going to live in a pod forever.
You're going to go to sleep.
Because they're going to say, hey, listen, on Earth you live 75 years, but in the pod, it's going to feel like you live for a thousand.
You never die.
I hate humanity.
Yeah, transhumanism.
But then you saw Jared Kushner.
Did you see Donald Trump's son said that he believes he's going to live forever?
Did you see that?
No!
Johnny, pull that clip up right now.
Just type in, type in, Jared Kushner lived forever.
This is insane.
I mean, this is literally the transhumanist agenda that they want, and people think that that's a joke, but...
No, no, no.
It really is.
And the idea of living forever kind of sounds like good, but not really.
We're meant to die.
That's life.
I mean, I don't know what happens necessarily after this.
Do we get reincarnated?
Do we go to heaven?
Do we go to hell?
I don't have any guarantees of what happens next.
I know a lot of people will tell you, but I do – what I'm saying is I do know that living forever is bad.
I'm saying – You very much mean this detached from reality.
He thinks it's – and then he said it in an article – I mean, in an interview, he actually said, oh, I think we'll have the technology to be able to live forever very shortly.
Okay.
And this is the president's, and like, listen, I love Trump.
I love when he calls people out, but gosh, I have so many complaints about Trump.
I just wish he'd start tweeting.
No, listen, his tweets, his mean tweets, that was ruining our country, not the high gas price.
I mean, the gas prices now, it's insane.
I mean, it was only like, what, three years ago, and I just remember how well everything worldwide was going.
Just the money.
Everyone had loads of money.
The economy was booming.
Things were cheap.
I wasn't thinking that World War III was on the doorstep.
World War III is inevitable, Carl.
They're going to have to.
This proxy war, because like I said, that Dan Crenshaw guy, he was talking about how this is good because we're fighting a proxy war with Russia.
I mean, now the Cold War, they finally want that war to happen.
They want it to be the hot war.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Finish it off.
Omar says, this might be a bit of a weird take, but I get the same vibe from Rishi Sunak as the Day in the Life TikTok girls.
Production humans.
Mass-produced, inauthentic, focus-grouped husks.
It's like their personalities are AI-generated.
NPCs.
Yes, they are.
But have you seen all the Day in the Life videos where the Google executive will go and show how it's like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but have you seen now they've been coming out...
They're getting fired.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're getting fired.
Oh, those are so funny.
I love that they put that together.
And I don't want anybody to get fired.
I don't want anybody to have a job.
No, no, I want all of these people fired.
No, I want all of these people fired.
Okay, well, he does.
They literally, they do three days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three hours a day.
No, fire!
Okay.
Well, Carl wants them all gone.
I'm just saying, they're internet thoughts.
They're idiots.
When I watched that video, I laughed so hard.
Like, oh yeah, I got fired.
Well, look, it's because I run a business, right?
And if I see someone on like 200 grand a year working three hours a day and working is a very generous way of describing it, no, fire them.
And Carl, you built a big business.
I didn't realize this.
No, this place is packed.
There's like 20 people in here.
You really built...
Yeah, you should be proud of what you built.
Thank you.
No doubt about that.
We've got the Jared Kushner clip.
Let's watch it.
I think it's working.
Yeah, but this clip is ridiculous.
I forget if he says it, where he says it in it, because this is at three minutes, but...
Somebody's not loaded.
Yeah, that happens.
The Matrix is invading us.
But this comment from him is just so out of touch with him.
From...
In my opinion.
Oh, did you just find it?
Good work.
Good sleuth detective work.
Well, in this clip, let's see.
Hopefully, with the advances in science, we're either the first generation to live forever or the last generation that's going to die.
I mean, that is mad.
And he says it.
I mean, we're having trouble pulling it out, but I'm just saying this is insane that these transhumanists, like the same people that drink the blood of children.
The last generation that's going to die.
I don't even want to know what the implications of that are.
No, I don't want to be a vampire.
I do want to die.
I don't want to die anytime soon.
I'm just saying one day I'm going to have to kick the bucket and it's going to be bad.
It's going to be sad.
Yeah, and you've just got to deal with it.
People die.
Yeah, I mean, it's just life.
And that's another thing I bring in my mom, which is really terrible.
It's the worst thing.
I don't want to get all emotional.
Watching her die actually kind of made me at peace.
She died in my arms.
It's like, alright, when I die, this is what's going to happen.
It's very scary, very sad, but watching a human being die, you just die.
It's not as bad as they say.
Or it didn't look as bad.
It didn't look as painful as you would think.
Make me want to be religious at this point.
I know.
I'm saying I want to be...
Well, I see, but then the organized religion, I truly believe that we did not evolve from pond scum, that there is a creator, that there is some sort of higher power.
I believe that through and through.
But it's like, which doctrine of, you know, which dogma am I going to follow?
Because if I'm Muslim, then I'm wrong.
If I'm Christian, then I'm wrong.
If I'm Jewish, then I'm wrong.
You can't be right.
So...
I don't know.
It's very hard in the spiritual age.
I've been thinking about this.
If there is a God, I don't think he's actually going to be such a doctrinaire about the religion.
He's probably like, look, did you just live a good life?
Yeah, well, I mean, this is the thing.
Spiritual satisfaction is one of the hardest things for people to reach, and I get that.
But I just don't like the people that are going to talk to you like they know exactly what's going to happen.
Yeah, exactly.
This God is just a man in the sky.
I don't know.
I don't even know if God is describable, you know?
It's not even this.
It's like the adherence to doctrine feels like a very human construct, right?
Yeah.
It feels very human.
It's like, look, we're not talking about spirituality, you know?
Like, if I'm a Mormon and I didn't wear my special underpants this day, I don't think God's actually going to kick me out of heaven for that.
But see, you know, it's funny because I know a lot of Mormons and they're great people, so it's just, you know, I just, I guess for me...
There is a creator.
I do not believe everything came from nothing in the Big Bang.
And that's kind of where I leave it.
The Big Bang doesn't even explain it, because where did the nucleus that formed the bang came from?
The Big Bang makes zero sense.
I'm not saying the Big Bang's wrong.
I'm sure it's right, you know, because they can calculate or whatever.
But, okay, let's say everything came from this tiny, indivisible point, but where did that come from?
That just kicks the question.
Well, that's what they say.
It was the beginning of time, is when that happened.
But where did it come from?
Yeah, exactly.
Who kicked it in place?
Yeah, exactly.
How did it come to be in place?
To even smash together, yeah.
It doesn't answer the question.
It doesn't.
That's the point.
So you know we're in a video game right now.
Well, I assume we are.
This is all simulation.
This is all Lotus Eaters.
Yeah, I assume it's...
It is.
It's all fake.
Just one last conspiracy theory before we go.
The French says, many U.S. farmers have reported on social media that chickens stopped laying eggs entirely, in some cases since summer 2022, and that a change of food made them lay it again.
The report showed that one or two brand foods are likely culprits.
I don't know enough research about that.
No, I don't know anything about it.
It's a conspiracy theory.
Guys, I'm telling you, if PolitiFact says false, it's probably true.
So believe the opposite.
If the government says, you know, eat a bunch of grains, go eat a bunch of meat, do the, like I said, it's not advice, but do whatever the opposite of the government says.
But don't take that as advice, however you want to interpret that.
Alex, if people want more from you, where can they find you?
Guys, Alex Stein99 on Twitter, Primetime Stein on Instagram.
I'm on YouTube, Primetime with Alex Stein on Blaze TV, premiering February 7th.
So you guys, like I said, if you can't find me, you're not looking very hard because I'm all over the place.
Thanks very much for joining us, folks.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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