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	Hello, welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 23rd of January 2023.
	I'm joined by Carl.
	Hello.
	And today we are going to be talking about Brown Pride, Worldwide, King Charles, Woke Coronation, and the future e-girls world we're all living in.
	I hate modernity so much.
	Yeah, that's going to be fun.
	Anyway, just to mention something on the website.
	So I believe this is, what is this, tomorrow?
	Or is this today?
	This is today.
	So today at 3.30, if you want to come and check something out after the podcast, you can come and check out the Price of Apostasy.
	Yeah, this is going to be Connor and I discussing what happened to Andrew Bridgen when he said things that appeared to be true.
	Which we can't put on YouTube for all these reasons.
	No, but this isn't on YouTube.
	So he was like, so those vaxxers seem to be causing a lot of heart attacks, don't they?
	And the Conservatives are like, no they don't, get out.
	That's how you know someone's definitely false, is you cut out their tongue.
	Yes.
	Anyway, we shall begin with Brown Pride.
	So, it is Brown Pride time, which is a phrase that is allowed.
	Is it?
	For reasons.
	Oh, okay.
	Trust me, bro.
	Well, we certainly endorse Brown Pride.
	Yeah, all the other kinds of pride in the world that are allowed.
	Of course, you've got LGBT pride.
	I don't know if black pride is a thing.
	Black power is a thing.
	It must be, it must be.
	Yeah, of course, the other one, the one that shall not be named, is not allowed.
	And the reason I'm bringing this all up is because of a story that blew up recently in a local American school in which they are having a deep discussion about whether or not brown pride was the same as white pride.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Local students very offended.
	We'll start off, just if you want to go find something, we'll go find it on youlogicies.com, this being the Are They Big Cats in the UK book club?
	Sorry, not book club.
	Hangout we did.
	Yep.
	Which Carl insists he can still beat up a mountain lion, which I do not believe.
	What I'm saying is I'm more in touch with reality than, like, 8% of Americans.
	Well, yeah, that's not half.
	I know.
	For the context, apparently 8% of Americans think they can punch an elephant to death.
	It didn't specify death, it just had to be to win the fight.
	So you punch an elephant enough to make it decide, you know what, this human, this American's too man for me and I'm going to back off.
	But they also thought they could defeat a lion and a chimpanzee.
	In fact, 17% of Americans think they could defeat a chimpanzee in a fistfight.
	Big American men punching up elephant babies.
	And being like, look, I won!
	But the Americans have no idea how strong chimps are.
	But the thing is, it was only 6% that thought they could take a grizzly, and so what I'm thinking is this is a problem of proximity, right?
	Americans have no idea what lions, elephants, and chimpanzees are, but they know what grizzlies are, and they're like, oh no, I couldn't take them.
	Take a chimpanzee, but I couldn't take this grizzly.
	Anyway, you're going to want to know what you could take out.
	Go over to that podcast.
	What I'm saying is that mountain lions are only about 70 kilos.
	We'll start off just with the start of this.
	Before we have to think about fighting lions.
	Well, no, mountain lions aren't African lions.
	All right, screw the segment.
	All right, so recently, I was watching a video, actually, in Russia of these...
	There was a circus.
	They had, like, three lions on display, and they're doing the tame and stuff.
	And then one of them just gets pissed off and just decides to, like, eat one of the actors.
	And they come up with, like, hoses to hose the lion to get him away, and there were, like, these sticks with electricity to tase him back.
	And they're fighting with these lions.
	Like, the guy who got his mule gets pulled out, second guy comes in with a taser, he gets muleed, and they have to pull him out.
	No joke.
	A lion is like 400 pounds.
	A mountain lion is like 150 pounds.
	Still.
	Don't get me wrong.
	I'm not saying a mountain lion is going to be easy.
	I mean, like, apparently 35 or 37% of British people didn't think they could beat up a rat.
	Which strikes me as embarrassing.
	Rat?
	That big?
	Bro, I've seen rat two years too hard.
	Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't want to have to beat up a rat.
	But anyway, if it came to me...
	Yeah, we had a segment today, so let's do that instead.
	I don't know, I'm more interested in the animal fight.
	Well, this is Brown Pride in Ohio, which I have to tell someone about, because I just found it really funny.
	Go and interview them.
	Excuse me, do you think you could take on a goose?
	I take people to feed geese.
	Do they all get scared of the geese?
	Yeah, I know.
	Why don't I just kick them?
	Yeah, they're not that scary.
	What are they going to do?
	It's a goose.
	Yeah, I don't know what the irrational fear of geese is.
	With a swan, I kind of get it.
	Yeah, but the swans aren't even that big, and they're not very heavy.
	Oh, they're silent.
	They give you the stare.
	Yeah, they do.
	But you're like a 200-pound human.
	Do something about it.
	Yeah, I know, but it's more the fear factor.
	Like, a goose, it's quacking away.
	They can't break your arm.
	I can kick it and just be like, idiot.
	But there's this weird myth that, oh, a swan could break your arm.
	No, it couldn't break your bloody arm.
	No, probably not.
	But it's more about the fact that it's silent and it hisses on the mic.
	It's more the fact that it's probably some sort of hate crime.
	It's the king.
	Yeah, you're not allowed to eat swans, apparently.
	So we disavow harming swans.
	Goose, however, give it a kick.
	That's a joke.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, a brown pro...
	Do we...
	Yeah, let's do this.
	So this is an American school.
	There's some kids decide to turn up.
	You can see them here protesting about their culture of being brown.
	We refuse to let our culture die.
	Okay.
	The brown culture.
	Whatever that is.
	Well, they're waving Mexican flags, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	So it's like, is the culture in Mexico in danger of dying?
	Who?
	I mean, by chainsaw, maybe.
	Okay, sure.
	But, like, what are you doing?
	I mean, literally, it's a sign called Brown Pride.
	Yeah.
	It's all kinds of weird.
	I mean, the brown pride aspect, obviously being Mexican culture.
	But go to Mexico and you'll find yourself immersed constantly in Mexican pride.
	No, but brown's just not Mexican.
	It's everything that could be brown, whatever that is.
	So, whatever.
	We'll play the clip, just to have a look at these very serious students who I'm sure have got very detailed grievances.
	Let's enjoy.
	Wait, because this is for the past.
	Local American school.
	Obviously.
	I was told to take off my brown pride hoodie because it could be racist.
	I mean, how is it not?
	Teacher didn't let a student go to class, I suspect it.
	Okay, yeah, it's a kicker.
	The teachers lied to me and said that I could walk in the building before class and told me the last second I couldn't look in the shirt then.
	We'll take our lives, we'll never take our Mexican culture.
	So this is from her TikTok.
	This has like several million views on TikTok.
	It really blew up.
	There's just some school in the middle of Iowa.
	We were just upset about brown pride.
	A bunch of Mexican colonists in the world.
	Yeah.
	Teachers wouldn't let us in until we took it off.
	Why are you flying a foreign flag?
	What are you doing?
	This is a very good point.
	I didn't even pick up on it the first time I looked at it.
	But just, why are you...
	Either you're American or you're not.
	And if you are American...
	Brown pride is flying the Mexican flag in America.
	Okay, then piss off.
	If you are obsessed with being a Mexican that much, then there's a whole place that has the same name.
	Anyway.
	You've got an entire country of 200 million people.
	I'm sure it's wonderful.
	So if you go to the next link here, we can see students and community members showed up to support peaceful protests.
	I love how every time now they have to write, this one was a peaceful one.
	I'm like normal.
	They write that there's a peaceful one every single time.
	Peaceful or not.
	No matter how many burning police cars there are.
	Well, no, there were no burning police cars here at all.
	It's all just kids.
	Okay, good.
	They write to wear the brown-plied clothing items.
	Students calling for the symbol as a symbol of culture, despite the school official saying it's affiliated with gangs.
	Which is a whole other conversation to be had!
	Has anyone else said, okay, why are you proud of being brown?
	Yeah.
	What do you mean brown?
	Yeah.
	Define that.
	Yeah.
	You see, all brown people around the world are basically the same.
	Yeah, because the origin of this is that you've got white pride and black pride from the 60s era, Black Panthers, all that, whatever.
	And then apparently in the Mexican communities, they were just like, yeah, we've got something else.
	And then they started using the term brown pride, but it never made any sense.
	The Orientals get to join in in Brown Pride?
	I think they have another colour.
	Right.
	But that's a racist colour.
	Yeah, that one's not allowed.
	Sorry, John.
	Anyway, so...
	Okay, now I'm just trying to work out what this represents.
	So we're not talking about Europeans.
	We're talking about...
	We're talking about Spanish?
	Most, yes, we're talking about most of the global South.
	Look, I've been planning on doing a big why Italians aren't white manifesto at some point, like point by point as to what the left defines whiteness to be and showing how the Italians do not uphold it.
	I don't think the French are either.
	King's English?
	I don't think so.
	But work ethic?
	Catholic.
	Anyway, exactly.
	Okay, so most of the global South is brown, but not the Orientals.
	So are we talking about a third of, roughly half of humanity she's talking about?
	No, we're talking about Mexico.
	Right.
	Just Mexico.
	Okay.
	Which makes no sense.
	Yeah.
	Whatever.
	Anyway, if we get to the girl in question, if we get to the time...
	Mexicans of colour.
	Local brown woman from Mexico.
	This is the one who's in trouble for it all.
	This is the word mestizo incarnated, right?
	What does that word mean?
	It means mixed between the natives and the Spanish.
	Probably.
	I don't know.
	Whiteer than me.
	In that camera angle.
	Possibly just due to the flash there.
	No, but I had every other shot I saw.
	Basically, white girl.
	But Mexican.
	But in which case...
	Latina.
	Yeah, but do Mexican pride.
	That was the brown pride aspect.
	But the other protesters were asked about their opinions, and their opinions were far more funny.
	Such as one local man who decided that, well, no one takes us seriously because they don't look like us.
	Let's enjoy that.
	So being able to say you're round and proud without realizing that you might have social barriers in the future, it's a win because we're trying to change that mentality.
	At the rally, Principal Wilson encouraged Hernández to attend the next school board meeting to talk about the topic.
	Yeah, we can bring it to the district, but is the district going to understand?
	And who is the district?
	Do they even look like us?
	We understand that the population of Latinos in schools is growing, but the people in administration or districts don't look like us It's that simple.
	You don't have the same skin tone, so you can't possibly understand our opinions.
	Maybe you should go colonize your home country instead, then.
	Yeah, I don't know what to say.
	They'll look just like you.
	The argument made is that it's from the school.
	It's associated with gangs, which...
	And the reason for that is why it's not out.
	Imagine.
	But the thing is, that's not the only reason.
	That's actually a lie.
	Because one of the teachers came out and said, no, no, the reason I kicked her out is because it says brown pride, which is the equivalent of white pride.
	Which is a fair statement.
	I don't disagree with that at all.
	I don't know why you couldn't.
	And the comments in that YouTube video were all just people saying, what about white pride?
	Is that a loud lady?
	And local man thought the same thing.
	Local Mexican man, I'm guessing.
	I presume so.
	We load up this article here.
	After brown pride protest at high school, white power is painted on the school building.
	100% chance this was done by a Mexican.
	I don't know.
	You don't know why I think it was the teacher?
	Making a point?
	I think it was one of the Mexican students who uses 4chan.
	Yeah, maybe.
	That's probably the case.
	If you have the next link here, we can see the graffiti in question.
	There you are.
	White power.
	I can tell that wasn't done by a white person because of the grammar.
	Capital W, small h, capital I, capital T, capital E. Sorry, what?
	I don't know.
	Did you forget what a capital H looked like?
	Why is this stupidity?
	That's a great point, actually.
	The rest of it's all capitalised.
	So that's why it's funny to me, because now what?
	Like, the local media and the local school are like, crap, crap, crap, crap, what do we do?
	Because you've got to disavow this.
	Of course.
	But at the same time, a bunch of them are trying to simp for Brown Pride, which, you know, regardless of the context, I mean, it is the same goddamn phrase.
	So, you know, the local news reporting on this, I thought we'd enjoy.
	Two days later, Twitter users shared photos of the high school campus where someone spray-painted white power on the side of the building.
	No note to the grammar.
	Yeah.
	The incidents have caused an uproar in the district.
	It's already in the news because of a policy proposal on gender identity and sexual orientation, which has resulted in unruly school board meetings and the postponement of upcoming public hearings.
	Local American school, of course.
	Over what?
	Like, what is happening here?
	Gender recognition and sexual orientation.
	They're debating how many genders exist.
	Local American school.
	At the end, this isn't a racial thing in any way, shape, or form.
	I don't think any of them can read or write.
	Like what the hell is wrong with any of these people?
	The absolute collapse of educational standards.
	I mean, American school, there is no education.
	There's debates about gender ideology apparently and white and brown pride.
	Glad you're paying for it, I suppose.
	Yeah, good luck for your career.
	That incident is being investigated as a hate crime, according to officials.
	Oh, of course it is.
	Which one?
	We will not tolerate hate in our city, and we will ensure that whoever is responsible for this will be held accountable for their action, said the police chief.
	The fucking police chief turns up.
	This isn't even the school saying that.
	Make no mistake, this radicalised attack is a direct result of the administration's and staff's escalating of the situation, said the leader of an immigrant rights group.
	What's interesting about it is it's a direct response to the brown pride shirt.
	Yeah.
	That's the conversation that's being had.
	We're proud of being brown.
	Great.
	White power.
	Okay, listen Mexicans.
	Shut up.
	But the local minority organising group there is like, we should be allowed to have brown pride and brown power or black power.
	Did you look up what the demographics of this town are?
	I didn't actually.
	Because if it's like 90% Mexicans.
	I mean, it's probably not.
	It might be.
	Whereabouts is it?
	I can't remember the exact place.
	There are a bunch of border towns in America that are literally 90% American.
	Idaho.
	That was it?
	I didn't know.
	Shouldn't be.
	So, Mrs.
	Mexican name, the executive director of the groups for minorities, told the statesman that comparing the two is patronising and ignores historical racism.
	I'm sorry, I don't consider Mexicans an oppressed class.
	No, nor do the Aztecs or anyone else around there.
	That's probably the right reasons.
	Why would I? I love the idea that the Mexicans are trying to portray themselves as the historic victims of the world now.
	We're basically like the African Americans, you know?
	Poor, innocent, lost tribe of Israel.
	The Spanish came over and stopped us sacrificing people that we'd conquered.
	It's awful.
	No, no, no, because the Mexicans are the Spanish, right, it turned up, but then they're just like butchering the locals en masse.
	I mean, probably for the group of people who colonized the New World, you've got the Anglo-Saxons, the Dutch, and the Mexicans, sorry, the Spanish, and the Portuguese.
	I mean, the Portuguese were pretty bad with the slaves, that's true.
	Anglo-Saxons, I mean, we weren't great, the natives, but, you know, get owned.
	French, didn't really do much.
	The Spanish were like, we're just going to breed with them.
	Yeah, but also Mexico were like, what if we just kill them all?
	Yeah.
	Which, um...
	Yeah, not as nice as the Anglo-Saxons, but that's my point.
	I mean, a bunch of people with Spanish surnames saying, hey, we're the oppressed minority.
	I'm just like, no, you're not.
	Yeah, Miss Cortez.
	Sorry, it's just not what happened in the Spanish Americas, I don't know.
	Yeah, AOC is like, imperialism's bad, and it's like, okay, Mrs.
	Cortez.
	Yeah, just, alright, whatever.
	Quote, we know white power is not a friendly thing to say.
	I love that the descendants of the Spanish are like, white power?
	That doesn't apply to me.
	LAUGHTER I'm basically white.
	I know I'm not white.
	I make up your mind.
	It's not about cultural pride.
	It's about dominance over people of colour as oppressed or brown pride, which is something that's about Mexican communities.
	What's this got to do with, like, America?
	Or Americans?
	Yeah.
	Bunch of Mexicans.
	This is about Mexican culture, and it's like, well, why do you use the word brown, then?
	Just don't.
	She's Mexican.
	But then why are you being Mexican-America?
	I know America's a weird place where everyone talks about how they've got English or German ancestry every 24 minutes.
	But, still.
	So Mordegroon said, staff of the school district need to have diversity, equality, and inclusivity training in response to some rando putting up the graffiti.
	As if the principal went up.
	It's just like, you know what?
	Small h.
	Hernandez told the Statement that the week before the winter break, her principal and several teachers asked her to remove the brown pride hoodie or turn it inside out because others could find it racist.
	Listen, could you please not start a race war?
	And they're like, no, we're going to start a race war.
	And then suddenly, someone else is on the other side of the race war.
	It's like, oh, Jesus Christ.
	And then the district governor comes in, you need diversity training.
	Cartman's running down the halls going, race war!
	I'm just trying to teach maths!
	Hernandez, who has now signed a petition to address the dress code policy, has now got 400 signatures saying that white pride should be allowed.
	Why aren't they in school uniforms?
	America, innit?
	Uniforms.
	None of this happens.
	There are no race wars when everyone has to wear the same bloody uniform.
	What's going to be on the uniform?
	White power on one side, brown pride on the other side.
	Handshaking.
	No more brother wars.
	We're all American now, boys.
	But seriously, if they just had to wear a bloody school uniform like they do in Britain, none of this would happen.
	She said she's not part of a gang, even though she wears brown pride, which...
	Oh, God.
	That sentence.
	It's just celebrating her Mexican-American heritage.
	She said that the reaction from the teachers and the principal felt like a violation of her rights.
	Feels like the southern states all over again.
	It's just about heritage, bro.
	At the bottom there, she's like, what about my rights?
	Look, I'm wearing the paraphernalia of a race war.
	It's just my heritage, bro.
	It's like, okay, get your bloody...
	Well, that's true.
	You know, I'm happy to have a tolerant and diverse world where the young kids...
	How far south does the south go?
	Coming in the confederate uniforms.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like, Mexicans waving confederate flags.
	Way down south in the land of cotton, long forgotten stuff away.
	Just all the kids come here with that marching in grey uniforms with confederate flags.
	And then you get the Mexicans at once.
	That is a South Park parody.
	That's got to happen.
	What is happening in America, honestly?
	Yeah.
	It's a beautiful country.
	Anyway.
	I bet they all feel really serious when they're doing these things as well.
	They're all like, no, this is solemn.
	I'm a very serious person.
	Why can't I wear my brown pride shirt?
	I need to buy that clown uniform and go to more protests.
	You know, we had this idea.
	Yeah.
	People don't know.
	I was going to dress up as a full-on clown, get a bunch of other people dressed up as clowns, and get a little horn that goes...
	Yeah.
	And just go down to any protest like this and just like, whenever they're making their speech, at the end of it, in the little silence before people start clapping.
	The whole thing's a joke.
	Inviewing people and just like, Hong Kong!
	Jeremy Woodson, spokesman for the ACLU of Ohio, told the statesman that the schools have a constitutional right to maintain an environment that's conductive to a learning for all students, but when it comes to clothing rules and requirements, Woodson also said that students don't shed their First Amendment rights.
	When they arrive at the school.
	Oh my god.
	It's not a free speech issue to wear race war propaganda on your chest at school.
	I take the opposite opinion.
	I am fully endorsing the idea that a local student should turn up.
	Well, in which case, how are you going to critique the white power symbol?
	You know, a local kid believes in the Klan, that's his rights.
	I suppose it is.
	Sorry, I thought this was America.
	It's just an Indian Klan uniform.
	The whole thing.
	Another kid next to him is dressed up as Hitler.
	It's not fancy dress, it's just what he believes.
	They'll stand up for his beliefs.
	America's so demented, I swear.
	It's a funny place, I like it.
	Anyway, I thought I'd let this off because, of course, they're talking about Brown Pride worldwide, and I just wanted to mention that some people have noticed the Indians joined the chat right at the end.
	Oh, oh, right, okay.
	Now we're going to leave the chat, because the chat's been polluted with Indian fetishes.
	I don't know if you know.
	I'm aware, actually, that the Indians...
	When you said Indians, I thought you meant Native Americans.
	No, no, not Indians.
	Yeah, so I was thinking, okay, great, what are the Aztecs going to say about this?
	You know, oh, we're the real oppressed people because we don't get to genocide people anymore.
	And it's like, no, there are other brown people who have thoughts.
	There are Indians who are...
	Or white power.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Don't know much about European history, but there was this one guy who conquered a lot of it, and we've made a Kentucky Fried Chicken in his honour, which, a whole other thing.
	Anyway, we're going to leave the chat there.
	Hitler Fried Chicken.
	I don't know if it's good.
	It's not!
	Deep fried, or do they use...
	I have no idea.
	I'm not making any further jokes about the fried chicken.
	Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	If you want to talk about brown fried, I don't.
	This is where it ends.
	Great marketing on Hitler's part, though.
	He's like, look, my name might be blackened in Europe somewhat.
	If we lose, right?
	But I'm going to adopt Indian aesthetics with the swastika.
	Even if I lose, they're going to be like, yeah, but I like the look of the thing.
	He's not an Argentina, boys.
	He's been hiding in Goa the whole time.
	Anyway, that's that.
	Like, how does any of this have any bearing on a normal person's life, right?
	It's just Americans being Americans.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's just Americans being wildly ideological.
	Like, I got up, my wife gets my kids ready for school, I get a shower, I ride my bike to work, and then I'm talking about a race war in Mexico, well, not Mexico, in Ohio, between Mexicans and presumably other Mexicans who use 4chan.
	Like...
	Okay, fine.
	Jolly good time.
	Yeah.
	So, King Charles' coronation is coming up soon.
	Looking forward to it, Callum.
	The bonarchist in me is saying no comment.
	Yeah, because, you know, I couldn't find the meme, but you know that meme of, like, David Tennant standing next to someone?
	She's like, is it good?
	He's like, it's diverse.
	That's what we're looking for.
	I'm looking at the flag and being like, I hope we lose.
	Yeah, there is a part of me that's like, you know, yeah, I hope we lose.
	But before we go on, if you want to support us, go to Logistics.com, sign up, and check out our new series, Symposium, which is a philosophical series run by Stelios, because he was a professor of philosophy and knows his stuff.
	And this first episode, he and I talk about the disappearance of wisdom, wisdom being the accumulated knowledge that is inherent in our traditions.
	Where has it gone?
	Shockingly relevant to this conversation, because everything now is about modernity.
	I hate modernity.
	I've come to genuinely nurture a burning, despising, loathing hatred for modernity Like, seriously, every time I see, like, a giant glass building, I just hate.
	Hate!
	Hate!
	Okay, Am.
	Exactly, a lot like Am.
	And I actually am starting to understand why Am hates mankind.
	Anyway, so let's just go to the Wikipedia article just to get a rundown of the predicted events of Charles' coronation with Camilla.
	So this is going to be on October the 22nd.
	No, sorry, it was announced in October 2022 that on the 6th of May 2023 at Westminster Abbey is when they're going to have had sufficient time to mourn Queen Elizabeth for holding the ceremony.
	There's going to be a weekend coronation.
	We're going to get an extra bank holiday.
	I don't know why the banks declare our holidays now.
	But the coronation is going to be paid for by the British government.
	Oh, you get a bank holiday?
	I don't work at the bank.
	You'll be depressed by the banks.
	Yeah, I mean, we are, but like...
	Go check out a Brokonomics series.
	But, like, I don't understand.
	Anyway, right, moving on.
	I'm going to take a day off work.
	What are you, bossing me?
	Oh, why can't I take a day off when I fancy it, rather than when the bank tells it?
	Okay.
	Right?
	Anyway, so it's going to be paid for by the British government, which means you, obviously.
	And it's going to be cringe, probably, frankly.
	On the day of the coronation, Charles and Camilla will travel to Westminster Abbey in a procession known as the King's Procession.
	The service will be conducted by the Archbishop of Canterbury.
	Ah yes, another one of my favourite people on all of the planet.
	Yeah, I love refugees, man.
	A coronation oath is required by statute.
	The appointment, delivery of the orb, and enthronement are also expected to be performed.
	St Edward's crown, which was removed in December 2022 from the Tower of London for resizing, will be used to crown the king.
	The king will also wear imperial state crown during the ceremony.
	This all sounds awesome so far, right?
	Imperial state crown.
	This sounds brilliant, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	Historic Environment Scotland will announce that the Stone of Scone will be moved to the Crown Room in Edinburgh for his coronation, because of all Scottish kings, and he will be a King of Scotland, need to be crowned on the Stone of Scone.
	Awesome.
	Camilla will be there and crowned as Queen Consort, which was apparently at the demand of Queen Elizabeth.
	And on the following day, the Coronation Concert will be held at Windsor Castle's East Lawn.
	This is going to be fun.
	In addition to performances by singers, musicians, and stage and screen actors...
	It's already ruined.
	Yeah, I know.
	Exactly.
	It's already ruined.
	Do you remember the Olympics in 2012?
	The opening ceremony?
	Oh, yeah.
	It was not bad, showing off the history of the Industrial Revolution and whatnot.
	I was alright with that.
	Remarkably.
	And then they brought Justin Bieber and some rappers and stuff, and it all went downhill.
	Yeah.
	It was the modern Britain section.
	Yes.
	Well, that's the theme, isn't it?
	Modern Britain.
	Don't you just love modern Britain?
	So after all of the prostitutes have done whatever it is that prostitutes do on stages, the show will feature the Coronation Choir, composed of community choirs and amateur singers such as refugee choirs, NHS choirs, LGBT plus singing groups, and deaf signing choirs.
	Deaf signing choirs.
	What?
	I don't want to disrespect the deaf community.
	I don't think they sing very well.
	They're not singing.
	Actually, I changed my mind.
	I want to hear this.
	They're not singing.
	They're signing.
	I want to hear them sing, though.
	They're not going to sing.
	It would be really funny, wouldn't it?
	It's the current thing choirs.
	Refugee choirs, NHS choirs, and LGBTQ plus singing groups.
	Thanks.
	Thanks for that.
	So the circus is coming to town.
	Guess who's producing it?
	I can read.
	The BBC. Yeah, who else?
	The pedo company.
	Yeah.
	Jimmy Savile's assistant, probably.
	The BBC will produce, stage, and broadcast the event.
	Brilliant.
	So, there was speculation about whether the Koh-i-Noor diamond, which is currently set in the crown, will be worn at the coronation.
	Get our clowns and our honks.
	We go down to the deaf signing choir.
	The whole time they're doing it, they won't even hear us.
	I don't have anything against the deaf signing choir, to be honest.
	Yeah, but the whole thing's a show, and that's the point at which you'll be silent.
	I'd rather go down to the LGBTQ choir and honk at them.
	Okay, fine.
	Listen, you actual clowns.
	I bet you'd get in as well, they'd be just like, clearly queer, come on.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But anyway, the Koh-i-Noor diamond, which of course is claimed by literally everyone, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, India.
	I think Iran as well.
	And Iran, yeah.
	Probably further afield.
	Probably China, because why not?
	Yeah.
	But it would be worn at the coronation, and so an Indian politician was like, well, this would symbolise unapologetic legacy of colonialism and the exploitation of India.
	Yeah, by the Mughals.
	What?
	Really?
	Where do you think the stone got itself into India?
	Maybe Rishi Sunak can come out and explain why we have it.
	So is he the Indian Prime Minister of this country?
	Idiot.
	Anyway, it has been reported that unlike previous coronations, only the Prince of Wales will pay his personal homage and allegiance to the king, while other royal peers will not be asked to do the same, possibly because of the massive amount of disgrace that is attached to the rest of them.
	Don't want Prince Andrew there.
	Or the spare.
	Don't want the bastard there.
	Yeah, that's actually a good idea.
	I'm on.
	They actually make a point of this as well.
	It's unlikely that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will attend, citing some other reason, probably.
	Got more important things to do than the coronation of my dad.
	Gotta water the plants.
	And so this is what it'll look like.
	We'll go to the next one.
	We've got, of course, lots of lovely things.
	Can we just get these pictures up?
	Just because if you look at these pictures, isn't that beautiful?
	What's not present there?
	Modernity.
	Nothing modern about this.
	Gorgeous.
	Glorious.
	Incredible.
	I don't think old that thing is.
	Is it 1700s?
	Probably.
	Probably hundreds of years old.
	Probably predates the United States of America.
	Yeah.
	I believe it's 1700s or 1600s, surely.
	Yeah, no doubt.
	But look at it.
	Everything about that is old.
	Traditional.
	Beautiful.
	In a way that the modern world just simply can't produce.
	We'll go to the next one.
	Oh, look at that.
	Not modern.
	Beautiful.
	Westminster Abbey.
	One of the most glorious buildings in all the world.
	Love it.
	Go for the next one.
	There's the throne.
	The coronation chair, should I say, sorry.
	Again, beautifully sculpted.
	Go to the next one.
	This will just be, you know, outside of Buckingham Palace with the monument to Victoria.
	Anyway, moving on.
	Sky have got some coronation details.
	They're like, yeah, well look, we're not going to cut any corners on this.
	This is going to be rooted in long-standing traditions and pageantry, but also looking towards the future.
	Okay.
	How does that make sense?
	Yeah, exactly.
	The Grand Coronation will feature global stars.
	Day of volunteering.
	It isn't yet clear how the coronation ceremony on the Sunday will be modernized or changed, except guidance from royal sources that the service will be shorter than the Queen's in 1953, which ran for three hours.
	Thank God for modernization.
	There have been suggestions that due to the cost of living crisis, the events should be scaled back to acknowledge the current difficulties many are facing.
	No.
	I mean, it's the one weird thing about British life where it's just like, yeah, no one's got any money, but the king's spending loads of money on himself.
	Yeah, he's a king.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's actually exactly the response that the royal household have received, apparently.
	Royal sources have been adamant that the feedback they have received is that people want to see the full spectacle of a grand national event, showcasing the best of Britain today and celebrating the United Kingdom's rich and unique history.
	Hmm, yeah.
	Celebrating Britain.
	The long traditional history of Britain.
	They're not like, could I have a big...
	We could cut down on the choirs.
	Well, we could cut down the LGBT. We could cut down on the...
	The refugees, the deaf choir.
	Exactly.
	We could cut down on all of the communist subversion of the kingdom.
	Because that's really...
	They want a grand national spectacle.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Like, just at the Queen's funeral.
	They want the big pageant.
	They want it all.
	They don't want Tony Blair's modernity.
	We have to live in this every damn day.
	You know, that's not what people are asking for.
	But anyway, they don't understand any of this.
	Do you want to live in the United Kingdom or the UK? Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So it's always good to hear.
	Yes, I would rather live in a kingdom.
	Thank you.
	Give me the pageantry.
	But Culture Secretary Michelle Donilon said the coronation is a huge milestone of the history of the UK and the Commonwealth and that they're going to have a mixture of tradition and modernity, culture and community that makes our country great.
	This country is an asshole at the moment because of modernity.
	It's disgusting.
	We are not a great country.
	Anyway, moving on.
	Going to modernize, Callum.
	To modernize everything.
	It must be modern.
	King Charles has been told by someone to break with centuries of tradition and drop the wearing of silk stockings and breeches at his coronation.
	Why?
	He's the king.
	He's got a dress like a pillock.
	It's literally tradition.
	Scroll down a little bit more, John, so you can see the silk stockings and breeches.
	Yeah, he's got a dress like a pillock.
	Not my problem.
	I'm not a king.
	I don't have to do that.
	He does.
	That's his job.
	What else do we have the stockings for, if not for him?
	Exactly.
	No one else is wearing them.
	Scroll back up a little bit more.
	Right, okay, so the problem with this outfit is the stockings.
	He's wearing a fur-trimmed cape.
	Wow, the stocking's a little bit old.
	Yeah, that's the old-fashioned bit.
	The rest of it isn't preposterous.
	Whereas the magic orb he's holding is...
	The divine scepter and the crown instilled with gems of all of the conquered territories.
	That's perfectly normal.
	Right?
	The king, however, wants his coronation to represent, quote, modern 21st century monarchy.
	What is a modern 21st century monarchy?
	It's a person who's apologetic about being a monarch.
	And goes, yeah, okay, look, I know that everyone thinks we should be living in a republic.
	I am sorry.
	But I didn't really have a choice.
	I was born this way.
	Identifies the king.
	His Majesty.
	Yeah, so he's going to wear his military uniform instead.
	Which, don't get me wrong, the military uniforms are very neat and tidy.
	It's not the King's Coronation dress, though, sir.
	Yes.
	I mean, don't you know, it looks fabulous.
	Great drip, but I want the stockings and breeches.
	Yeah, the other drip was better.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Fewer cloaks in this.
	Have you seen him arriving to Parliament when they had Queen Elizabeth's body there?
	I think I did, yeah.
	So fantastic pictures of him in his drip.
	And people keep sharing them, it's just like, good drip.
	I'll see if I can find it for you.
	You know what this is not?
	Modernity.
	That's bloody well what it's not.
	So, anyway, an insider said, there are some of the more long-winded elements of the coronation that will be moved aside or modernised.
	The king was happy to wear the breeches and stockings, but in discussion with senior aides, they are saying that he should not wear them and will arrive in his military uniform.
	So, Charles himself was like, well, yeah, I probably should wear these, shouldn't I? And they're like, no, no, no.
	It's this bit old hat, isn't it?
	Who the hell are you?
	Yeah, and what do you think you're doing?
	I'm the comms director.
	Yeah, well, I'm the king.
	But what do you think?
	It's a bit out of date.
	What do you mean, out of date?
	This monarchy was founded in, like, the 9th century.
	Yes, but I was born in 1990.
	We are literally talking about transcendental timelessness, and you're like, yeah, but it's out of date, so there's no such thing as out of date.
	If there is a dating problem with the British monarchy, then modernity is at fault, surely, right?
	That's very chat.
	It's just like, you know what the problem is?
	Current time.
	Yes!
	You're wrong, wrong.
	I know I'm not wrong, right?
	John, I've sent you the drip, just because I think it's highly relevant to what you're speaking of right now.
	Yeah, I want to see the drip, yeah.
	Because, just to give a comparison to him wearing the military garb, and then the drip, which I'm just going to refer to as...
	Oh, is the same with the cloak?
	Yes.
	Look at that.
	Look at that thing.
	Awesome.
	I mean, like, again, modernity, BTFO'd, you don't get this through any kind of rational planning.
	I don't care.
	All of modernity's inventions and accomplishments pale in comparison to the awesomeness that was the glamour of the British monarchy.
	Like even General Augusto Pinochet didn't get close to that.
	No, none of them did.
	And anyway, exactly, none of them did.
	They all look absolutely inferior by comparison.
	Pale contenders.
	But as I said, the king was happy to wear the breeches and stockings.
	But as one aide said, or you shouldn't, it's largely to do with modernizing the coronation and stripping away the stuffiness.
	They think having a 74-year-old king arriving in stockings and breeches in 2023 looks too dated.
	They are probably right.
	Dated to when?
	It's not very 1980s, Your Majesty.
	It's not very 1790s, Your Majesty.
	It's like, no, it is, actually, and that's exactly why it's good.
	That's exactly what the point of a tradition is.
	But anyway, as the Telegraph replies, oh, modern, modern, modern.
	Everything's going to be modern.
	It's like, God, I hate everything being modern.
	I hate it.
	Right?
	More modern elements will reflect a Britain that has changed considerably since Queen Elizabeth II was crowned in 1953.
	If for the worse...
	Like, constantly, every single day, I see people posting on Twitter, what happened to Britain?
	Look at it!
	And they'll post, like, some footage from 1920 or something.
	Like, this used to be amazing.
	What's happened?
	Yeah, progress.
	Hang on, like, I see footage from, as they say, 1953.
	Oh, looks fine.
	Yes.
	1960 looks fine.
	1970 even looks alright.
	1997.
	1980.
	Starting to look a bit bad.
	2010.
	Something happened.
	So yeah, they say for years it has been written that the king planned to make his coronation as inclusive as possible.
	You're the king!
	The king!
	But I'm inclusive.
	Much has been made of Charles III pledging to be the defender of not just the faith, but all faiths.
	You are literally the head of the Anglican Church.
	Do we have another glorious revolution somewhere?
	Maybe.
	I mean, it wouldn't be the first Charles that's been driven from the throne or beheaded.
	Get some Danish royalty, get them in.
	Who's going to be the new Oliver Cromwell?
	I don't know.
	Can't replace that in a lunatic with anyone.
	It's probably going to be quite based.
	The palace may have dialed down the rhetoric by insisting the coronation oath will not be changed.
	The newly released plans for the coronation weekend may reflect the monarch's desire to be the people's king.
	While the service on the Sunday will be rooted in long-standing traditions and pageantry, including the gold state coach procession through the streets of London, where a bunch of foreigners are going to be like, who is this guy?
	Why does he have a gold coach?
	What country am I in?
	I only arrived yesterday.
	I'm literally representative of 40% of London who wasn't born in this bloody country.
	But, oh no, you need to go through the streets of London so a bunch of foreigners can go, hmm, look at this.
	What country does this procession come from?
	There will also be more modern elements to reflect a Britain that has changed considerably.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Right, so the coronation itself is a great and glorious occasion.
	By its nature, it's majestic, but it needs to be inclusive and reflect the Britain of today.
	It's a more diverse nation than it was in 1953, said one royal insider.
	Unbelievably subversive.
	One royal subverter was like, yeah, well, I mean, it needs to be modern.
	Got to be inclusive.
	Why did you sign up for the job?
	They don't know.
	Who's like, I'm going to go work at the royal household?
	For what reason?
	To modernise it?
	I don't know.
	I hate it.
	It's like working in a museum and only collecting stuff in 2010.
	Yeah.
	So what are you doing?
	Modernising museums.
	Modernising history.
	Anyway, Charles is going to put refugees and gays at the heart of his coronation.
	Why?
	Why?
	Is he a refugee?
	The monarch will celebrate the faces and voices of modern Britain, because all the faces and voices of modern Britain are refugees and gays.
	Yeah, it's the very, very tiny percentage of the country.
	That's what all of the country is.
	The English?
	They don't live in Britain.
	What are you talking about?
	Well, they don't.
	Majority, they actually do live out of Britain.
	Yeah, they actually do, yeah.
	We did the pie graphs of the diaspora that are English.
	The majority of us don't live in England.
	We live in either the United States, Australia, or New Zealand, and Canada.
	Anyway, Charles is to put refugees, the NHS, at the heart of a diverse coalition that will bring the nation together in a three-day celebration designed to reflect modern multicultural Britain.
	I feel excluded, frankly.
	Yeah, same.
	I just feel excluded.
	The Coronation Choir will, of course, be made up of LGBT groups and deaf signers, and they will perform at the Star Studded Concert in Windsor Castle.
	Buckingham Palace source said that it will represent Britain as it is today, maintaining the best traditions and pomp and pageantry for which we are rightly known.
	We.
	Who's the we?
	Are these refugees known for?
	Well, LGBTQ refugees from France.
	Yeah, we.
	unity through diversity has long been a theme of Charles' work do you remember when he was I think it was the not the worst but he had a pretty bad rating for all of the royals Yeah.
	I think he was the worst until Prince Andrew stuff came out.
	I mean, in Charles' defence, he's not as bad as Andrew, yeah.
	But in 2017, he did speak of the importance of rediscovering unity as he opened the Oxford Islamic Centre.
	Just try and keep it together.
	Just try...
	I was a monarchist.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The start of this segment.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I'd call myself a monarchist, but I'm definitely not a royalist at this point.
	William, do something about this, mate.
	Wear the breeches.
	It's your job as king.
	Get the cloak, get the breeches.
	Get out there and be like, yeah, I'm the king of Britain.
	Simple as.
	Move on to the e-girls.
	God, I think I was really waiting for.
	God, I want modernity so bloody much.
	It's going to get worse, because now I'm going to predict the future.
	So, the future e-girls world, which we're all living in.
	It's their one, we're just living it for the time being.
	And this is my prediction for the future.
	And I'm going to try and convince you by the end of this.
	So we're going to start off just by mentioning that if you want to actually improve the world, you could try out the feminist immigration policy that will save the West that I proposed previously.
	Don't know how many e-girls would be in that cohort, but I suppose we'll find out.
	I think there are less in the rest of the world.
	Probably plenty of them, given the proliferation of iPhones.
	Well, if you want to make money, it's an option.
	And we'll get on screen, pictured...
	An eagle.
	The eternal menace against all of mankind.
	And, um, yep, yep, definitely.
	I'd say, right, I actually don't blame eagles for being eagles.
	Oh, no.
	But it is, uh...
	It seems like a rational response to the options available to you.
	I can make loads of money by being a thot online.
	But it's a complete disorder of all of human life.
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw Jordan Peterson talk about this earlier, who was like, you know, the biggest warlord in all of medieval history...
	Probably has seen less naked women than a 13-year-old boy these days.
	Yeah.
	I was just like, yeah, that's true.
	That's absolutely true.
	So I put the blame of the existence of ethos firmly down on men.
	We allowed this to happen.
	Ethos are basically just...
	I don't know, they're like scientists for what just gets male gaze.
	Yeah, I guess they are, yeah.
	Distilling it into what they do.
	And if we go forwards, the ethos did evolve over time into such like a post-irony version of itself, with Belle Delphine being the most funny example.
	Yeah.
	At least Belle Delphine has a personality.
	Yeah, she's even got a porn career now, so there's that as well.
	That's where it goes.
	Famously bad relationship with her father.
	What a surprise.
	And the Ukrainian military, of all people, bit of a switch, has also been starting to put women front and centre in a lot of its videos, which is smart and normal.
	Yeah, but even in the middle of a war zone, we can't stop them from being ethos.
	Yeah, no, of course you can't.
	But also, it's good for propaganda.
	So, I mean, like, the Ministry of Information or whatever is not desensitizing it, I imagine.
	Although it's funny to just see average woman gets conscripted.
	What does she do?
	Instagram?
	Okay.
	I just hate the world and everything in it.
	It's such a different metric that you see between men and women, because the men who make war videos, it's all masculine, I've got a gun, firing off rockets, pulling down, destroying stuff.
	And then every single female who's in the army is just like, me.
	It's not really the equipment.
	It's not really the thing they've blown up or shot.
	It's always me.
	I may be deployed to the front lines, but yes, I did remember my makeup.
	But I do exist, and I deserve attention.
	It's just the difference between men and women I find funny.
	And poster girls have been a thing in our civilization, at least since the founding fiction of our civilization, World War II. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, that's absolutely true.
	Pictured random example here for some crappy poster of a pin-up girl, which looks hideous by modern comparisons.
	And we'll go to a modern pin-up girl for the British Army, which is about as close as I can find.
	Not great, not terrible.
	I mean...
	Not to be rude, but terrible propaganda nonetheless for actually recruitment.
	Imagine thinking that the millennials were going to fight for a country.
	Yeah, but...
	Getting back to the PSYOP that is E-Girls.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like all PSYOPs, the Israelis are the best in the world.
	There's this account here.
	Yeah, okay.
	This is the only image I could find.
	Well, there were a few I could find, but I was hoping...
	Yeah.
	scroll through the whole don't click on her account don't do that because I'd probably have to censor all of it there was an awful lot of trying to wear as small amount of clothes as possible without wearing none in between damning on the Palestinians I suppose And that's one ethot which blew up ages ago and has been doing well for themselves in the Israeli ethot military scene.
	And then the Americans realised...
	It's really ethot military scene.
	It's a small click.
	But then the Americans realised that we have a recruitment problem, it seems.
	And, well, there's a solution to that.
	U.S. e-girls in the army.
	And this is more of the Israeli one here, which is just funny.
	I don't know if we can play this without the audio, just because it's just a funny meme, which is I'm too busy distracting the enemy sniper and a bunch of other E-thottery, as normal, as you might expect.
	Yeah.
	We'll go to the US Army girls, because they're just funny.
	There's this one.
	Girls want one thing from you, and it's sick, and it's a little robot that blows you up that she's playing with here.
	This is the account of the lady who's been blowing up recently in this regard.
	You can see an image of her over there with the painted-on freckles, which I didn't even think about.
	For some reason, I thought they were real.
	Hang on, I'm an idiot.
	Of course they're not real.
	Yeah, of course they're not.
	Doesn't make any sense.
	Women are far more average-looking than you would imagine.
	No, but it's a very specific look they all go for.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	It's definitely the same thing between a lot of them.
	Oh, yeah.
	What is it?
	The Native American meme or whatever as well?
	I've seen that one.
	This is her.
	She also plays into the PSYOP thing about her own content, which is really funny.
	So this is her saying, found PSYOP Eagle Bunker.
	This is one of her most recent ones.
	Every single one of her videos has either half a million or a million views or something ridiculous.
	It's unbelievable.
	Just for anyone watching, if you're a young man, do not join the army.
	You will not meet a woman like this.
	You will not have any involvement with her at all.
	You'll get blown up.
	I've seen all the memes that are just like, wake up, it's propaganda.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It is not real.
	It's a lie.
	Don't believe it.
	There are no women like this in the military.
	You will not meet them.
	There are a lot of women who will have sex with the whole bunk of marines and get pregnant.
	That's about it.
	Anyway, so yeah, she was boasting there about the US Army spends like 200 million on recruitment.
	And she just outdoes them in terms of views alone with her crappy stuff.
	Most likely is the fact that just women being women.
	Yeah.
	It's not a sign-up, most likely.
	She's probably not getting paid.
	Women responding to incentives.
	She probably should get paid.
	Well, if the US Army are looking for somewhere to better spend their recruitment dollars...
	I mean, she gets paid through advertising, probably.
	She probably gets more than you or something you could spend.
	There's also this, apparently she has a website called PsyOps, which is funny.
	And then she sells patches that are just like, you just got effed by PsyOps.
	You know, meme, usual thing.
	And the thing is, I saw this meme floating about, along with the other stuff, about eagles, and it's kind of funny, of course.
	But then I went and checked out TikTok to see how big of a thing this is.
	Yeah.
	There's an awful lot of them.
	Like, an awful lot of them.
	And there's this one here, which is just, you know, some lady who's posting military stuff, or it's like having a birthday in the army, and a bunch of other stuff like that.
	And then, wait, you know, a couple days later, if you go to the next one here, we can see this is what she posts.
	Her dancing in anime shirts.
	Because, of course, in between your army posting.
	And then I think it's more extreme.
	I saw more and more of these.
	There's one here, some lady who's like her last day in the military.
	You know, normal stuff.
	Just military vlogging.
	And then in between that, just showing off herself as a thick-thighed cat girl maid.
	Because, of course.
	If you go to it, we can move on from this.
	There you are.
	This bleeds into the AA meme.
	I can't remember who was on the side of the abs.
	Well, Adam and Sitch were on the side of the abs.
	Yeah, there you are.
	The buff cat maid supremacy there, as she calls herself.
	So you can pick your own psyop.
	You can decide which one you want.
	There are more classy psyops on the menu as well, such as this lady, who's just like, you know, normal.
	Yeah, I mean, all things considered, she's totally normal, yeah.
	More traditional pin-up girly girl with gun, to say the least.
	Trad-military-girl.
	It is funny how the American, like, the Israeli one is all her in, like, latex or whatever.
	You know, traditional, I'm going to say, fetish gear.
	And then the American ones are all, like, maid outfit and cat ears and stuff.
	It's just like, eh.
	Cultural differences.
	This has utterly radicalized me.
	I think women should be forcibly prevented from engaging in any kind of warfare.
	Every man should be conscripted.
	No.
	I hate this.
	I think from your disgusted response, we're going to cut to Tucker Carlson's disgusted response, which is very funny.
	Let's enjoy Tucker Carlson's take on this whole thing.
	Let's play that.
	It's just a grotesque postmodern psyop, and anyone who's fallen for this is brain damaged.
	Shit.
	It's a shame that's not real.
	I retweeted this and then deleted it because I realised it wasn't real.
	Yeah, it should be.
	But that is exactly what he would say.
	He should do a segment on the ethos of the military.
	That would actually be a really funny segment as well.
	Postmodern Psy-Op, that's exactly right.
	Yeah.
	There's also some other memes I saw about this that were very good, so I thought we'd just enjoy them after going through that.
	Sure.
	Let's play this one I saw, Nuance Bro, retweeting, which is very good.
	Hey, don't fall for the Psy-Op brothers.
	What if it was the best job you've ever had in the world?
	What you're seeing is advanced warfare.
	The U.S. government is engaged in a large number of secret medical experiments, developing techniques for mind control to create a so-called Manchurian candidate.
	What is the extent of these brainwashing experiments?
	How did the CIA become involved in such far-reaching and disturbing research?
	Anyway, I love that show as well.
	That's not even all of them.
	There are a bunch more.
	Most of them aren't as catgirlish as the catgirl, but there are a few of those.
	So, there's that.
	And the reason I bring this all up is not only because, haha, funny, it's also because I saw Know Your Meme talking about this, which have their own YouTube channel, where they don't just talk about memes now, they predict things.
	They predict the future.
	And I think they're actually right on one point.
	I wonder what your thoughts are, which is that they spoke about the fact that, well, why wouldn't every company have an E-girl in the future?
	Like, unironically, if the US military were running this campaign as a society, I wouldn't be surprised.
	And it would be funny.
	And also, they could probably justify it.
	I think eventually, when men have been sufficiently bred out of existence and feminized, perhaps e-girls will become less important because do women respond to e-girls like men respond to e-girls?
	Probably not.
	They buy ones and gay ones, probably.
	Yeah, but that's going to be a vanishingly small percentage, really, who actually are that way.
	So eventually, when there are no more men, there'll be no more need or market for e-girls.
	Well, I don't think that's going to run out anytime soon.
	And the reason I'm going to say that, but one or two generations...
	Yeah, so he made the point here of like, well, what if Burger King just start like an e-girl?
	Yeah.
	What stops them?
	I can see him doing it.
	If you click play there, because it's meant to be a second forward, here we can just see the fact that he just lists a whole bunch of companies.
	I just want to, no, just leave it.
	And then stop there, because it's just like, look at all the companies, and which one of them wouldn't have an e-girl?
	Why wouldn't they?
	Why not?
	Like, the marketing campaign, sorry, the marketing department haven't really got any good ideas, ever.
	There's going to come a time when every piece of media that Azuma consumes is just PSYOP. It's literally just Belle Delphine trying to sell you Taco Bell.
	Yeah, 30 seconds of sigh up on TikTok and you just have to consume it willingly.
	Like, why am I doing this?
	Should I read a fucking book?
	But it'll work, that's the thing.
	Yeah, I know.
	Like, 100%, if any of these companies, the first one to do it is going to make loads of money as well.
	They'll all end up doing it.
	They're going to have millions of addicted simps being like, I just want to marry the Taco Bell e-girl.
	And it's like, you're not doing anything, you fucking loser.
	Do you remember when, I think it was Samsung, introduced Cortana?
	Yeah.
	I think it took all of like 24 hours until there was a load of Rule 34 about Cortana.
	Yeah.
	But that's at least mimetically funny.
	Like, it's not being an addicted simp to a fictional ego that's getting you to buy a product.
	I don't even think it's that.
	It's basic marketing.
	You know, like back in the good old days of the 50s and 60s where it's like, pretty girl, our product.
	You like pretty girl?
	Maybe you like our product.
	Like that kind of basic mind manipulation.
	Same thing, but just the aesthetics of those girls in that era are terrible in comparison to the wizardry e-girls are able to perform in terms of garnering attention.
	Yeah, I mean, it's an advanced technology at this point.
	Yeah, that is the meme proposed.
	The training the US military has done into new technologies is finally paying off, boys.
	If you think, for some reason, that, I don't know, Lay's over there, or Hershey's, or Disney...
	Disney Eagles.
	Again, there's a million opportunities there.
	There are.
	I mean, I feel like I should be selling this to the executives for a million dollars for pitch.
	You own Princess Jasmine.
	What are you doing?
	Fake freckles.
	Exactly.
	Some red rouge.
	Yeah.
	Doing a little dance with some stupid tune in the background.
	You're going to have every penny that Azuma earns.
	And as long as you're the first one to do it, you'll make the maximum profit.
	And not even the first one to do it.
	You have Princess Jasmine.
	You have all of these, like, you know, Belle.
	You have all these Disney princesses.
	You've got all of these unbelievably beautiful, like, ideal representations of women...
	Crack on!
	And if you think for some reason they might have some kind of barrier to being retarded publicly...
	No, I don't know.
	I mean, let's just remember.
	I just went to KFC's account today to just check out what they've been up to, and I saw this one just pop up.
	If you scroll up on this, we can see Sonic the Hedgehog's account was responding to Kentucky Fried Chicken...
	I hate this so much.
	...for something.
	Who cares?
	They're talking about how I'll keep your Kentucky Fried Chicken fetish away from me if you scroll down, John.
	And then you can see KFC responding with the hoop meme...
	I hate corporate banter on Twitter.
	I don't know.
	It's just awful.
	I'm kind of desensitized to it.
	Like, it was cringe, and now I'm just like...
	Yeah, but the person running that is some dumbass sumer who's just having to work a social media job, and frankly, would you rather they be doing this or posting very corporate statements of...
	I'd rather than post very corporate statements.
	I don't know.
	I'm glad the person running that account is something to do.
	No, I want them to feel the holiness in their soul that everyone else had to feel.
	That's mean.
	Yeah.
	Like, the guy running the KFC account, he's just doing his job.
	It's the only way this can be brought down, Callum.
	Remember the nice guy meme?
	If he enjoys his job shilling for corporations...
	I don't know if he's even shilling.
	He's just making dumbass memes.
	The CEOs.
	Remember, they're all boomers.
	They don't know if this drives sales or not.
	It probably doesn't.
	In which case, just let them do it.
	Just let them have some fun.
	That's all I'm saying.
	I don't want the soulless corporation to be humanised.
	But the thing is, they're definitely going to hire the Eagles.
	There's no red line there for them not to do it.
	And doubly it'll work, because it'll be funny.
	And I'm also guilty of this, as I was trying to...
	I bet you are.
	Harry beforehand.
	Not the Eagles, but just...
	Go back to an old meme.
	Doritos.
	I would just mention just more, yeah, there's definitely no red line for KFC. You will have no self-awareness.
	For people listening, we're looking at a tweet from them.
	KFC Trinidad.
	Yeah, happy Emancipation Day, Black Lives Matter fist with a picture of a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick.
	With the shadow of the BLM fist.
	Yeah, moving on.
	Because we'll go to the Doritos memes.
	Remember this?
	What, Jeff Keighley?
	Yeah.
	Which, I just love everything about this image, how awful he looks to be there.
	He's got Doritos next to him, and Mountain Dew, and it's so blatant and American, of all things.
	And it got memed into hell, as everyone remembers.
	Poor old Dorito Pope.
	Yeah, if you get the next one, see Dorito Pope.
	But not gonna lie, that kind of makes me want to eat Doritos.
	Not the original image, but the meme around it.
	Because if you go forward to Angry Joe, I remember watching this, after I watched the episode from Angry Joe talking about this, I went out and brought the Rios.
	I'll be honest.
	I've brought so many goddamn the Rios.
	Zoomers are just the most easily influenced people in the world.
	I'm just thinking about, you know what, I kind of do miss the flavor, and then I go back and I'm like, these are crap.
	Why are we eating these?
	I don't know.
	Why are you eating this?
	I don't know.
	Because I was propagandized and I just don't have any control over my lower impulses.
	Memes are a very effective form of guerrilla advertising.
	Oh, I'm sure they are.
	And that's what I'm saying.
	Anyway, it turns out that on the ego front for companies, it turns out we're behind the times in the West.
	Taiwan, obviously, the East.
	Already at it.
	Local lady here was working at McDonald's.
	Became very popular with Taiwanese customers.
	They were just like, cute, as they get their burgers.
	And the guy running the local McDonald's is like, hang on a minute.
	I can put this on the internet.
	I've got a lot of cute girls working in my store.
	How do I make money?
	Hang on a minute.
	So, we've got the next one here.
	Local grill.
	Doing her job.
	And then the next one, what did the manager do?
	Well, he got her a uniform.
	A new uniform.
	There you are.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And some nice shoes to go with it.
	I then realized, hang on a minute, I employ quite a few women, not just one.
	And then we've got the next one there.
	There you are.
	There's the squad.
	There's Taiwan beating us to it.
	Yeah, I'm just saying, it's the ego world, we're just kind of living in it.
	And the normies and rovers will buy whatever you sell them.
	Yeah, they will.
	And it will work.
	And if there's anyone running a company who wants to make loads of money, there you are, I suppose.
	Go to your boss and be like, bro, got a million dollar idea.
	It will ruin the world, but it's going to happen eventually, so bring it on.
	Look, we can destroy the world, but we will make stacks of cash.
	Blackadder.
	Give me a video of your comments.
	Regarding the child predators adopting children in the United States, don't forget that to accuse gay people of being predators and pedophiles is homophobic.
	And the social services here are inundated with progressive ideology on the left.
	It is no surprise that this occurred.
	The people involved probably thought that they are the most virtuous people on the planet, righting wrongs.
	Yeah.
	They do genuinely feel that they're good people, doing good things.
	Did you see the segment about the LGBT paedophile ring?
	I haven't watched our segment about it.
	I saw the news reporting about it.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, it's no different to the German government being like, hmm, why don't we stop Nazism by allowing paedophiles to adopt young boys?
	That's right.
	That definitely stopped Nazism.
	Wasn't that the West Germans as well?
	Yes.
	Because the East Germans, being under the Soviets, at least were vaguely conservative?
	I don't know, it's a whole weird world with those people.
	Yeah, it is.
	You know what's funny is, because if you look at a voting map, it's the East Germans who are still voting AFT en masse.
	Yeah.
	They're very conservative.
	The West Germans got liberalised.
	But the Soviet Union was not a very proper place.
	No, but...
	There was a kind of conservatism that underpins the ethos of it, right?
	No, no, there's a kind of, like, it's not about personal freedom.
	That's the thing.
	Personal freedom is not the argument there.
	The Soviet Union is such a messed up place at all levels.
	At the time of the founding of East Germany, the guy in charge of internal security was raping kids.
	Everyone was fine with that because they were just like, well, he's good at his job.
	Give him a break.
	Yeah, but what I'm saying is the West is about personal liberation.
	And so any amount of degeneracy essentially gets...
	Caught up in that banner.
	Whereas the communists, the Soviet Union was at least not like, yeah, you could transition and be personally liberated.
	This was about liberation of classes.
	They never got the real communism, you are right.
	Yeah.
	You know, so...
	the next one music music music music Kevin Fox themes.
	I actually really like that.
	I thought it was really good.
	I was so boomer.
	Yeah, but there's a kind of wholesomeness to it, right?
	Is there?
	Yeah.
	Are you the guy that's making those Facebook posts at your age with like block attacks and just be like, this is so cool?
	No, but I might do.
	You know those dad jokes?
	I do like dad jokes.
	But that's not me.
	Yeah, you'll get that soon, I reckon.
	Yeah, next one.
	Storytime, fellas.
	Meet Mark Middleton, successful Arkansas businessman.
	He was good friends with Bill Clinton, worked in the White House with him, and allegedly arranged seven of the 17 visits between Epstein and Clinton.
	Mark Lestimer decided he had had enough of living and drove by himself to a 1,200-acre ranch outside of Little Rock, trespassed upon it, constructed a gallows, hanged himself, and then shot himself in the chest with a shotgun.
	It's so sad how some people end up killing themselves when they've touched so many lives.
	I have not heard of this man before.
	Absolutely terrible that someone could do that to themselves.
	Yeah.
	Very sad.
	So the letter M says, great first segment.
	The possibilities for a school uniform to solve this problem are endless.
	Yes.
	I mean, it's just the simplest answer.
	And it would be good for their own personal discipline as well.
	Children don't need freedom.
	I'm so sick of this idea that children need to be free.
	No, what they need is to be told exactly what to do.
	As Desert Rat says, what is she complaining about?
	You can speak any language, eat any food, and celebrate any holiday you want at the USA. If she's worried about losing her culture, get a book about her culture.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if I can't be proud of being brown, what do I have?
	Yeah, that's the question.
	Yeah.
	What do you have?
	What did you think the other day?
	Because I know you and a few other people have gone really into the philosophical what is a woman question on every possible argument.
	The point of nauseam.
	Yeah.
	Because the question was asked on LBC to some campaigner, what is a trans woman?
	Which I thought was an even more funny question.
	I don't know if you consider that.
	Because all of a sudden it's self-ID, so it's literally just in your head.
	Well, it depends on your perspective, doesn't it?
	Because, I mean, if you ask Posey Parker, she'd be like, a man.
	Yeah, but if you ask the advocates of gender ideology, all they can give you is...
	A woman.
	Can they say that, though?
	Well, they say trans women and women.
	How do you tell if you're a trans woman?
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's the problem with emptying the term woman of any objective content.
	Trans women are women.
	Okay, but what does that mean?
	They're women.
	I get your point, but it's funny to me.
	We're off YouTube now, but essentially you get to it's a mental situation because it's entirely in your head.
	That's how you tell if you're a trans woman?
	Yes.
	Which, anyway, sorry to derail.
	That's how I tell they're a trans woman too.
	I look for the most mental person in the room.
	Lord Nervar says, This seems to be a weird thing about human nature.
	People will find themselves in terrible situations where they live, move away, and then try and re-establish their own culture with its own problems where they've ended up.
	Democrats moving to Texas and voting blooms, and migrants fleeing to Western Europe and creating no-go zones in major cities, and Mexicans going to the US only to carry with them the issues that drove them away, afflicting the local Americans with them.
	This stuff should just be stamped out whenever it begins to emerge.
	Gatekeeping works more than just your favourite entertainment franchise.
	Yeah, I mean, the idea that there's flying the Mexican flag going, respect our culture, it's just like, no.
	Piss off back to Mexico.
	Or else.
	That'd be my answer.
	Nape says, every time I see a news article about an American public school, I just think, my son is going to private school.
	My son is going to private school.
	My son is going to private school.
	Like you?
	Baron von Warhawk says, honestly, if the school doesn't make them wear a uniform, then it's not a school.
	Baron von Warhawk says, when it comes to the dichotomy of all brown people being oppressed by white people, what about the white Slavic kids and the brown Ottomans who have been oppressing for over 100 years?
	Should this pride be allowed?
	Granted, the Ottomans have nothing to do with Mexico, but this entire conversation is so stupid it doesn't matter what ridiculous things we bring up.
	Good point.
	Why not?
	Global South strikes again.
	Local Slavic man writes white power on American school.
	He's Slavic.
	He's not even white.
	I mean, don't ask me.
	Very few people.
	Only the Argentinians are white these days.
	Welcome to the Global North, lads.
	General Iping says, literal brown shirts for their ideology.
	I mean, yeah.
	Joan of Arc says, these snowflakes wouldn't last a day in Mexico.
	Yeah, I mean, it'd be quite interesting, wouldn't it?
	Wearing a brown pride shirt and flying the Mexican flag.
	It's like, in Mexico, it's like, what are you doing?
	Brown pride.
	We're all brown.
	Señorita.
	It also apparently is actually associated with gangs.
	There's literally a Mexican flag up there.
	It's going to be like, yeah, brown pride.
	You're on my turf.
	Someone online says, schools here are doing exactly what they're designed to do.
	They want revolutionaries, not people who can read or write.
	Well, we can see that by the people writing white power.
	As Desert Rat says, some schools have started using uniforms because there's too many kids wearing gang colours.
	Problem solved.
	What do you need to do?
	The old English way.
	Take away kids' choices.
	Kevin says, the Mexicans in the USA are victimised.
	Those school kids are not allowed to follow their culture and take a three-hour siesta every lunchtime.
	I wouldn't mind a three-hour siesta every lunchtime.
	I hate that.
	Oh, I mean, don't worry, I do hate it, but it does sound nice.
	But it doesn't.
	When you've got three kids, a three-hour nap in the afternoon sounds brilliant.
	For me, my mindset, I'm like, suddenly in the middle of the day, everything stops and I can't do anything.
	You can have a nap.
	I want a nap.
	Paul says, they're very proud of where they come from, but not enough to live there.
	Yeah, it's the eternal conundrum, isn't it?
	I've come to your culture to be proud of my culture in your culture.
	Why did you leave?
	Wow, my culture is shit.
	Colin says, I'm proud of the colour of my skin, of which I had no control.
	Edward says, I mean, this begs the question, yeah, if you love Mexico so much, why don't you live there?
	Yes, it does.
	Alexander says, so Charles won't be following the Queen's example, instead will be pushing his leftist nonsense.
	All he had to do was shut his mouth.
	That's too much for leftists to do.
	Yes, that is literally it.
	All Charles had to do was just be quiet.
	Just do what was expected of him.
	Did you see the geopolitical analyst on Joe Rogan recently?
	No.
	It was a really interesting conversation, just to get back to Mexico for a moment.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just because I didn't know this was going on.
	Yeah, back to Mexico.
	Well, apparently, because you know about El Chapo?
	Remember him?
	Drug lord?
	Yeah, the one on the news that got arrested and that escaped and all that.
	Anyway, they arrested him and his son.
	Apparently what's happened is those guys used to run the cartel in a way that was like, drugs is the business.
	Yeah.
	And we're here to do business, so you don't cause trouble.
	You just let the drugs flow.
	I mean, I would understand.
	And then the rest of those guys, and now the new guy that's rising, and his organization, are ruling the business of make everyone afraid of you.
	Like, we're here for power.
	The drugs are a side thing.
	Right, okay.
	So that's why you see all that.
	I don't know if you've seen on your timeline.
	Yeah, yeah, I've seen a bunch of them.
	Like, there was a guy shooting a.50 caliber or a civilian aircraft flying over Mexico.
	Like, the whole place is just going to hell right now as well.
	Really?
	And the Mexicans are fleeing and then taking their culture to America.
	Yeah.
	S.H. Silver says, given Charles' WEF connections, perhaps this is all just a way for the Crown to create another imperial project.
	Look at the Commonwealth states.
	They're all run by the worst globalist goons, inflicting the worst WEF-backed policy and lack the decentralization of America to combat it.
	Yeah.
	Commonwealth's a bit of a jerk, isn't it?
	Yeah, it's nothing.
	It was our attempt to a global empire and then just sort of...
	It was our attempt to hold on to the British Empire.
	But it's nothing.
	No one cares about the Commonwealth.
	But it was a project for, like, the future, we'll still have a vampire, and we can have it in this form.
	Yeah.
	And the Americans just sort of took over the world.
	Yeah.
	What's the point in this?
	What are we doing?
	Yeah.
	Well...
	I don't know.
	Paul says, Charles is centering his coronation on appealing to those who hate him.
	It's strange.
	Maybe if I'm just progressive enough, they'll say, actually, King Charles, we love you.
	There is no finish line to progression.
	No.
	And they'll never like you.
	Never like you.
	Sophie says, Ron Atkinson performing in the 2012 Olympics was honestly the greatest, though.
	Bring him back in.
	Mr Bean would fit right in with these clowns.
	Even better with Blackadder just commenting on all of this.
	I'll tell you what, it would be...
	I have the Blackadder character commenting on what's happening.
	Have you ever watched Blackadder?
	Yeah.
	So good.
	Do you remember the movie?
	You've seen that one?
	The movie?
	Yeah.
	Blackadder?
	Yeah, yeah, they did a movie at the end of all the series.
	Really?
	It was like a Christmas special.
	Oh, the Christmas special.
	I've got a photo of, I was like nine.
	Yeah, no, I've seen the Christmas movie.
	And my dad gave me the movie, it was a 12 plus, I was so happy.
	There's a little picture of me with a blonde hair, just be like, yes!
	Gotta watch an adult movie.
	My son actively patrols himself on Netflix.
	Literally, I'll be like, okay, we're gonna put on this, and he's like, no dad, that's a 12.
	And I'm like, oh, okay, so now I'll put on something else that good.
	My dad was just like, whatever.
	Like, my son knows boundaries and order.
	But in the movie, so he...
	I'm going to spoil it, why not?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So him and all the characters in the modern day are all modern people.
	Blackout is just like a lord.
	And he's got them all around for New Year's dinner.
	And then he bets them all that he can get them stuff from the past because he's built a time machine.
	So he has Baldrick downstairs picking up bits of crap that sound like what they're asking for.
	Yeah.
	And then they're going to pop in the time machine, wobble it about, get out, and win £10,000 of all of them.
	Turns out Baldrick builds a real time machine by accident.
	Cunning plan.
	Yeah, they get lost in time.
	And then they go back and there's a level of the box I'm going to skip over.
	But eventually they realise, hang on a minute, I've got a time machine.
	So then they rewrite history, so he becomes the king, and then Baldrick's the prime minister, but the king just re-established ultimate monarchy, because Baldrick's a moron.
	And then there's an outro song that's just, finally a king that looks the part, finally a queen that looks good naked.
	It's just gold.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Joan of Arc says, So the Rainbow Reich is causing problematic school board meetings, and conveniently, white power shows up on the side of the school.
	Totally not trying to distract from anything.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, yeah, it's either an insider doing.
	Or it's a Mexican on 4chan.
	Honestly, I'm leaning on the Mexican.
	Si, white power.
	White power, señor.
	Mexico is white!
	The meme of the aristocrats all looking down their nose.
	Argentina, just a moment.
	Kevin says, LGBTQ plus choir.
	Please say it's going to be a bunch of nonces that sang We're Coming For Your Kids.
	I don't know that it's not.
	It is going to be bad, though.
	Yeah.
	Of course it's going to be bad.
	It's all bad.
	The get-out is that they sing Zadok the Priest or Jerusalem or whatever.
	They just have them all be gay or whatever, right?
	You just move on.
	But if they let them pick a song...
	If it's that We're Coming For Your Children song.
	Even if it's not that, it's not going to be good.
	To be honest with you, even if it's not that, I might just dub it in over the top.
	That's a good idea, I'm going to write that down.
	Future video ideas?
	Amarabi says, he puts at the forefront those who are definitely incapable of carrying on the traditions of his country, that can kind of have the right of it, god damn the king.
	Yeah, that's an interesting point, isn't it?
	It's like, the refugees, the LGBTs, like, none of these people are the people who make the civilisation.
	This doesn't sound like his fault, though, because the details you gave...
	It is undoubtedly the fact that it's people around him are woke.
	So it's not even his fault.
	I mean, Charles is probably woke himself.
	I think he's just weak, not woke.
	He's probably both.
	Have you not seen him talk about architecture and whatnot?
	Yeah.
	Like, he's well aware that the ancient has value.
	Yeah, and he...
	There's a great clip of him talking about perennialism, which is like, okay, I'd like more of this, please.
	But then he's just a woke cuck, so it's just like...
	Excervative.
	Yeah.
	But, um...
	Yeah, Paul makes the same point.
	Charles is centering his coronation on appealing to those who hate him.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	I read that one actually.
	Robert says, William needs to remove his father from the planet and take his rightful place as king.
	Disavow.
	Obviously.
	Um...
	I think there's still a death penalty in this country, officially.
	Well, I mean, I think this person's probably American.
	As says, there are tons of deaf choirs in the USA. There are hearing singers and deaf people in the choir.
	It's really cool to watch them when they're well synchronized.
	I've never even heard of deaf choirs.
	I just don't get what the point is.
	I guess we'll find out.
	Colin says modern tradition is an oxymoron.
	Yes, it is.
	Bald Eagle says, The existence of the Eagle is a direct result of sergeant majors and NCOs having their hands tied and not having their soldiers drilling and being kept busy with pointless work.
	The US military is quickly becoming a joke because the current generation are so scatterbrained and stupid.
	Basic training has been dumbed down to let pretty much everyone pass and the physical standards are constantly being changed and altered based on the person taking the test.
	With the current state of Western militaries, I can see Russia and China just playing the waiting game when the leftist leaders send soy-filled trans and obese meat sacks to fight.
	I'm not in, you know, I don't have much inside the American military, so other people want to know.
	It's not looking good from what I can see from the outside.
	No, because there are a lot of videos that go viral as well of usually, to be frank, American women in the army who get really pissed off and then start throwing hissy fits in the middle of some camp over who cares, usually about food.
	And it's just like, what am I looking at?
	What you're looking at is the decline of civilization, Callum.
	You're looking at success and the problem that success breeds, which is weakness.
	Make bad times.
	Yes.
	Bad times, maybe.
	Because the only way to uphold high standards is to enforce discipline strictly with pain.
	And the women go, oh, but pain sounds terrible.
	Yeah, that's the point.
	The point is it's painful.
	It makes you not do the thing that causes pain.
	And so you raise your standards, you make sure that everything is kept at a particularly appropriate level, so that the barbarians can't just overrun your civilization, and everything carries on as normal.
	But instead, no, you get weakness, and eventually it'll just be like, look, we're just waiting for you to die and collapse, basically.
	To be fair, the eagles, though, quite a few of them seem very professional in the aspect of their craft.
	I'm sure they are.
	Hey, honestly, if the US military actually mobilized them in the way that's constructive, you know, it's a resource that's sat there.
	I mean, these people have got a talent.
	It's not the one you want in the military, but it's the one you can use.
	I suppose.
	Nape says, Carl, reject modernity, embrace masculinity.
	Callum, so here's a bunch of military thoughts.
	But my point being, the Israelis have done it well.
	Yes.
	Like, they did it way better than the American ones.
	So they actually do seem to be paid shills.
	Interestingly, Israeli Crusader says, CarlLutzis.com ego when?
	Well, I mean...
	You like money?
	Yeah, when we've eventually relocated to Israel, which will doubtless be the last nation state still in existence.
	Daily Wire careers?
	Because, honestly, like, everyone goes on about Israel, but I'm like, look, actually, I like a lot of things that Israel does.
	Like, it seems to actually take appropriate proportional responses to threats and does things to protect itself from being not in Israel.
	Oh yeah, it does the things we're not allowed to.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I would actually really like to copy Israel.
	I keep sending, because I keep finding some videos on a lot of left-wing accounts that are like, this is disgusting, the racism from the Israeli government against these Sudanese men or whatever.
	And I just send it to David Rehobo and be like, is this what I think it is?
	And he's like, yeah.
	It's a working-age man who have broken into Israel and the Israelis just went, deport.
	Yeah, they've got Martha's Vineyard nationalism going on.
	The letter M says, typical day at work on the front lines.
	Text-to-speech rambles on for 20 minutes.
	LaFrench says, this e-girls thing is just a way to put cute or hot girls in advertisement after feminists have essentially banned cute and hot girls from being used in advertisement.
	Yeah, that's another aspect of it.
	Because you can see hot girls being used in advertisement in the sense of ring women, grid women, that sort.
	Where it's short clothing, very basic, I have tits, right?
	Whereas the e-girls aren't that.
	They're a unique brand where it's all about the clothing and the makeup and the mannerisms.
	There's actually far more detailing going on there.
	It's quite psychological, isn't it?
	Because they're all covered up.
	Yeah, and the thing with the women off-camera, when Belle Delphine does interviews about that topic, the preparation, you can see there's a lot of thinking that goes into it.
	It's not the dumb grid girls.
	It's not just boobs.
	Yeah, not to be rude.
	We support the grid girls when they lost their girls.
	Yeah, I think they should be allowed.
	But I did see their interview on Good Boy, and they could not explain as to why they were important.
	Sure.
	But you are right.
	The E-girl thing, like, it's far less about skin, actually.
	You know, more about temperament and attitude, and it's like, right, okay.
	But actually, I hate that more.
	Ross says, why do all ethos have that face like Misty from Pokemon?
	Because it looks vaguely childlike, is what I'm going to guess.
	Turtle?
	Turtle?
	SH Silver says, everyone responds positively to a pretty woman.
	Advertisements, wartime media, other state messaging are all more appealing, coming from a soft-spoken and kind face.
	So of course this would be adapted to modern times.
	Beggar Hero says, don't blame the e-girl for she doesn't know what they do.
	Blame their absent fathers.
	In many ways I do blame their absent fathers.
	This is what Vola was saying.
	Look, just don't worry about blaming women for feminism.
	They were always going to do feminism.
	Blame the men who allowed feminism to exist.
	That's who you blame.
	And also, you're allowed to punch them in the face.
	Milo's position as well.
	Who's?
	Milo.
	Well, he's wrong.
	Joshua says, I absolutely hate that the military's been infected with this crap.
	Well, who doesn't, man?
	It is proof that nothing is sacred and it takes away the seriousness and pride you can have in your service.
	It's like saying even giving your life to your country is a joke, you can't even take your sacrifice seriously.
	Well, as Tucker said, anyone who falls for this postmodern psyop is clearly brain damaged.
	I don't know.
	There is a sense of fun, at least with the...
	So when I went to Lohansk, I met a few military guys and saw some of the patches that are for sale.
	And there are some meme ones, and there's a lot of meme ones.
	Like, I brought back...
	What was it?
	I got an Inquisition one, like Warhammer, and a New California Republic one that was being sold.
	But you see other ones that are like Pornhub or, you know, like Eagle Nonsense.
	But it's just good fun in their minds.
	But none of those guys remind me of, like, what you imagine World War II soldiers being, like...
	They're all instead people who go into war because it's fun.
	Oh.
	Well, okay, fair enough.
	Well, at least the sort of like 10% of men who just really enjoy that kind of thing.
	Yeah, just love killing guys.
	It's great.
	I'm glad they're having fun.
	Because when you watch the footage, this one guy was with me, he showed me the footage, and I really get it, because he's so bored when he's babysitting me and we're walking around, and then when he shows me what he's up to, you just go with your gun, you take guys down, maybe you take a bullet, and that's just more adrenaline.
	I could see, I was like, yeah, okay, I get it.
	I could see why he's so wanting to go and fight.
	Yeah.
	This is something even the Romans knew about.
	There's this famous phrase being like, look, out of every hundred men, there's like ten of them who are real fighters and there's one who will, you know, he'll bring them all home, basically.
	He's like, yeah, he's the guy who loves it.
	There is definitely a kind of guy that's like that.
	Have you seen that video, the one that went viral of, I think it's an FBI raid, he's one of the SWAT team, and he gets shot.
	So he's breaking down the door, and then he's shouting, you know, drop the gun, drop the gun, and the guy shoots him, and you hear him get shot, like, two or three times or something, it's bad, like, in his stomach.
	And then he just goes, argh!
	And then just gets up and just shoots the f*** out of the guy.
	But you can see the moment the adrenaline hits him.
	And he's loving it.
	And then at the end, he's killed the guy.
	He comes back out and his mate's like, bro, are you alright?
	You're dying.
	He's like, oh, so I am.
	Omar says, sex sells and always will.
	Always did, always will.
	Far too few people care about who it's being sold to and what's being sold.
	Money is the least important factor lost during the trade.
	Totally agree.
	It's not about money.
	It's about what's happening to our civilization every day, over and over.
	I hate it.
	It's advanced technology.
	That's what that is.
	Yeah, it is an advanced technology.
	You are correct.
	It's an advanced method of subversion.
	We have arrived at the point where the subversives are subverting themselves.
	It's nothing but subversion all the way down.
	Andrew says, well, at least the women involved in these ego ops are the old style of women.
	You don't know that.
	You don't know that.
	Bleach Demon says, the small personal camera in the hands of women has accelerated the downfall of civilization.
	I would argue that it is less men that allow ethos rather than women are competing amongst themselves in weaponizing their sexuality.
	Yeah, but it is men at the end of the day who are responsible for this, in my opinion.
	General Highping says, Looking forward to Carl's new Amazon Prime series, Whacking Wildlife with Carl Benjamin.
	Tonight at six, I'm going to F up this badger.
	A badger's a pretty big man.
	I don't know if I could take a badger.
	You'd be dressed up as, what was that guy?
	Steve something?
	Steve Irvin?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Classic.
	Died before his dying.
	We miss him every day.
	You've seen his son's dressing like him.
	No, but that's based.
	Yeah.
	He was doing some of the same scenes, so people were taking the scenes and putting them together.
	Steve Irwin was also an ultra-wholesome family man as well.
	And the thing is, well, I remember watching when I was younger.
	Yeah, Irwin, I said.
	I remember watching when I was earlier thinking, this guy's just going to get eaten by a crocodile.
	And did he know he bucked the train by getting killed by a stingray?
	So that shows me, doesn't it?
	I found the SWAT video.
	Do you mind if we watch it?
	Yeah, go on.
	I'll send it to John now.
	I don't know if it has the music in there.
	I haven't seen this version before.
	But it's just that you can see when the rage hits him.
	It's brilliant.
	So let's try to enjoy this.
	If you can put the audio on as well, it's going to be necessary.
	So let's do that.
	I hope this is good.
	I'm so tired.
	Build up.
	Please park.
	Shoot me around.
	Hats. Hats. Hats.
	Go.
	Screw you.
	Jesus.
	Yeah.
	But you can see the mindset.
	It's impressive.
	I'm not denying that the warrior attitude is impressive.
	It's something I'm sort of in awe at.
	That's great.
	I'm glad you've got that, because otherwise it would be miserable to do your job.
	Anyway, Az says, Carla's new Cromwell.
	It's like, well, only according to Peter Hitchens.
	And he also says, are bank holidays like government holidays in the USA? And say, yes, they are.
	I don't know why the bank has to decide that.
	There we go.
	Alright, well, we've got a few more months left.
	I don't have any more Doom videos.
	Actually, I do have one.
	You've seen the car transit robbery in South Africa?
	Ah, yeah, okay.
	This is now a talking about what animals we can fight in SWAT video stream.
	Why can't you fight a badger?
	Well, I mean, I probably could.
	They are fairly tough looking.
	What?
	Are they?
	Yeah.
	They can get quite big as well.
	John, I sent you the South African video.
	I'm looking at this badger now.
	They're not that big.
	They're the size of a football.
	No, no.
	I've seen much bigger badgers.
	Aren't they?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was at a friend's house once, and we heard some sort of smacking around in the bins outside.
	And so we, like, opened the window, leaned out.
	The thing is, it was enormous.
	It was literally, like, I don't know, the size of this table or something.
	It was wild.
	Oh, bugger off.
	It won't be that big.
	Okay, not quite that big.
	For people listening, this table's huge.
	It was genuinely quite big, though.
	I was like, oh, bloody hell.
	Anyway, this is, I don't know, cut like a minute in or something.
	I'll fight Goose.
	Go fight Goose.
	Everyone can fight Goose.
	So these guys are, um, I just delivered money or something.
	Seems like I'd pay the two.
	It's like...
	It's a driver.
	I don't know, he's just sitting in the air.
	This guy next to him can see him like that.
	I'm going to do a dozen.
	Why not?
	So I don't need the money.
	Yeah, that looks like fun.
	laughs laughs I can't remember if it's time for a while Anyway Did I pay anything?
	It's full play, you actually should I have, I think, give it to you I think, like, test speed I could try it, but I will What's your level up?
	Average South African driver People blow up your window I don't want to throw the- Think of the bulletproof glass What did they think they were going to do?
	They were going to shoot the glass.
	Well, yeah.
	They think it was normal glass with an armored vehicle.
	I don't know what the average South African robber is.
	I don't think they were turned by, so we can edit that.
	They're just driving up and down, getting shot at.
	Jesus Christ.
	That's life in South Africa.
	So Winston's got some very nice things to say.
	People saying it to Bob.
	Yeah, go play Payday 2.
	I'm not getting paid, but just...
	Actually, they put loot boxes in.
	It's nice crap.
	You don't need the loot boxes.
	The game's still great without them.
	Anyway.
	We're out of time.
	So if you'd like more from us, Thursdays.com.
	Come back in an hour and a half for the apostasy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Connor and I will be doing Andrew Bridgen getting yeeted from the Conservative Party for telling the truth.
	And we'll be back tomorrow at 1 o'clock.

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