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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #468

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	Hello and welcome to the podcast of Lotus Eaders for the 29th of August 2022.
	I'm I'm joined by Harry.
	Hello!
	And today we're going to be talking about Antifa's non-protection brigade, the Zuckerberg admitting the FBI collusion against Trump, and the Candyman cometh, which is your title.
	You stole my title just like you stole my segment.
	I did the segment before you got in, but the title is yours.
	Yeah, well I was thinking about it before you.
	I should have patented it.
	We're just going to have some fun.
	Just, of course, the Candyman threatening Hassan Piker.
	So beautiful.
	Purely here to observe and document.
	Like we're at the zoo.
	Anyway, let's get into the nonce protection.
	Let's not get into...
	Jesus Christ.
	Phrasing.
	What are you trying to get into?
	Let's start with the Antifa nonce protection brigade.
	So Antifa have, well, turned up at a suspected nonce event to protect the holy noncery.
	Because, well, they're Antifa.
	What else are they going to do?
	Is the sky still blue?
	Yeah, this is obviously...
	Just another day.
	In regards to...
	It's not even Drag Queen Story Hour at this point, because the Americans have progressed to a new level, while the Yankees, I should say, have progressed to a new level of wokeism, in which they're like, yeah, what about transgender strip shows for kids?
	Well, I mean, interestingly, just to bring it up, it was Pride weekend in Manchester.
	This weekend just passed from when we're filming.
	And I saw a few of the people that I know from around Cheshire went up to it and saw it.
	And even the ones who are still going to university, still in their little bubbles, all of a sudden you see the mood change when they're like, oh yeah, we're out in the streets partying, having such a great time.
	There's dog fetishists out here in full leather gear.
	Hmm.
	Don't know about this, but they end up because, of course, they're still in that sphere of influence.
	They're still like, well, I suppose different strokes for different folks and all.
	Yeah, and how long do you take that logic?
	Well, apparently the United States all the way to giving kids dollars to shove in the thong of the transgender stripper.
	We're going to go through that, but firstly, just to lift off about how far the United States seems to have gone in regards to adopting the ideology, let's just start with Scientific American telling us that men and women don't exist, which is a hell of a claim to try and make.
	So, as you can see, Ben Shapiro here saying the hijacking of science to parrot pure and absolute nonsense is just amazing, and let's give it a listen, I suppose.
	While gendered social structures are ancient, a binary framework of biological sex didn't actually exist in Western culture until the late 18th century.
	Before, science recognized only one sex, the male, and considered the female body an inferior version of it.
	The shift that historians call the two-sex model served mainly to reinforce gender and racial divisions by tying social status to the body.
	This just sounds like bollocks.
	It obviously is.
	Even in their own sentence, it's an ancient distinction from the 1800s.
	No.
	It's not ancient for one.
	We had ancient gendered distinctions, and just because you say gender instead of sex doesn't mean they're not observing something that's obviously part of reality.
	Yeah, but then they're just like, yeah, this came about in the 18th century, and trust me, bro.
	And it's just like, okay, right.
	As if before the 18th century, we just didn't have a word for things that weren't men.
	We were just them.
	Man and woman, it's not words.
	You go read Shakespeare, you won't find it.
	They'll just say men and the inferior ones, of course.
	And that would be pre-based, but sadly not the case.
	I love how whoever's doing the editing for this person who's just had their loans forgiven is showing you physical differences from ancient times between men and women, but there we go.
	Ancient men still had penises, ancient women still had vaginas, yep.
	There's the ideological just failure of the United States, at least in public institutions like Scientific American.
	They're completely buying into that.
	And well, if we go to the next link, you can see the story I was talking about, which is why this is just normal.
	normal, I guess, for the United States at this point.
	I think I'm saying this right, Roanoke, Texas.
	So, there you have it.
	Texas, land of the free and the republicans.
	Greg, we know you're watching, right?
	You don't just need to bus the immigrants out of Texas, okay?
	Bus these people to New York.
	New York will take them with open arms.
	There was that senator or governor or whoever it was in New York being like, oh, just get out of the state.
	For people listening, I think we have to describe, which is we're seeing a young boy here jumping up and down and clapping as the...
	Incredibly obese, transgender person dressed up as a unicorn comes out.
	Oh no, that was just before.
	There's a new one now.
	Which he handed off a $5 bill into her clothing.
	And then there's another child there who's...
	I don't know how old that is, but the girl just looking like, what the hell is this?
	Why am I here?
	Why is this happening?
	Which I sympathize.
	There's another kid here who is just...
	I... I don't know why the parents have dragged them here.
	Well, we do.
	Which is, they're not good parents.
	Right, okay.
	I've got one theory.
	After speaking to people recently about this sort of stuff, who didn't have the response that I was expecting when you described these sorts of things, you expect them to react how you or I would react, which is with incredulous outrage.
	But instead, I found people making excuses for kids being exposed to this stuff.
	And I can only assume that people fine with exposing their kids to this stuff are people who...
	Went through bad stuff when they were younger and just don't know that it's a bad thing.
	Yeah, I mean, why do you want your child to give a $5 bill to a stripper?
	Never mind a transsexual stripper.
	Like, the hell's I mad with you?
	I just look at the girl.
	Hiding!
	That kid knows what's up.
	I feel you, kid.
	And that goes on for like seven minutes of just showing off the endless I'm going to give money because they're dancing and then people giving money to the kids to give.
	Seriously, Greg, expand the busing program.
	Yeah, you can see this girl here.
	There we are.
	That's what's happening in the United States, naturally.
	People didn't take too kindly to this.
	At least some people.
	And they're kids as well, so they've got that money off of their parents.
	So their parents give them the money as pocket money so that they can give it to the...
	Trans strippers.
	Yeah.
	Just the girl on her phone.
	And drag queens.
	Great, yeah.
	I'm done.
	I don't want to be here.
	Anyway, let's move to the next link because we can see people didn't take to account of that.
	And if you can click on the fourth image here is actually the best one.
	There's some account that's trying to promote this event, which is weird.
	You can see the protesters stand up with signs that say children cannot consent.
	These are the bad people, according to the left, because they don't want to, you know, make noncing kids normal.
	Yeah, saying the...
	Literally saying something that as a blank statement, as a blanket statement, just means don't be a nonce.
	Yeah.
	Evil.
	Bad guys.
	The guy making these posts was very annoyed by that.
	If you just tap left back to the first image there, you can see some of the pro event protesters instead.
	So if you go back to the first one, you can see the...
	Pro event.
	There you are.
	With a flag of intersectionality to tell you that, yeah, this is where this is going.
	There's a reason we have this in the classrooms.
	It's for this to happen in the classrooms.
	Yeah, I mean, personally, for a lot of this stuff, I see a lot of the whole grooming aspect of it as basically just leftists going for people's kids because you put these drag queens and such in front of them, they shine...
	They wear shiny outfits with dangly bits and whatnot, and kids go, ooh, shiny things, I like it, and it's easy to get kids when they're young.
	But, you know, people will use this as a way to infiltrate and actually do noncing, and the left just don't care.
	They're like, well, as long as the kids are on our side ideologically, who cares if they get abused along the way?
	Yeah, I mean, we have demonstrated multiple times of, you know, there's ideological grooming and then there is actual sexual grooming, which has also taken place under the cover of this sort of thing.
	Yeah, it's a Trojan horse.
	We'll go into the stories because we just, I mean, go back through our catalog and you'll find them.
	But if we go to the next one here, we can see the new story, which is the armed Antifa turned up to protect the event from protesters with signs who were saying that maybe you shouldn't do this to kids.
	The hell doesn't matter with you?
	And the left was like, right, we need armed guards, so if you try and stop us from doing this, you get death.
	I mean, presumably that's the message.
	I don't know what else the message is.
	Antifa show up like, well, mature women don't agree with my advances, so gotta find somewhere.
	And you know, of course, being the Antifa internationalist journalist, he writes here, reporting on them, saying, the local chapter of the John Brown Gun Club and Antifa militia linked to domestic terrorism led the direct call to action there.
	So there you have it, which they've also engaged through the Summer of Love in the various ways that Andy has logged.
	And you can go and check that out in your own time.
	But there you have it.
	If we go to the next one here, I'm just obviously going to promote here, because I'm going to promote something, and it's going to be, and you know, his unmasked book, and we've got the book club behind us, and we had him in the office to do a book club about, and you've got to go check that out, because he just links the various levels of domestic terrorism Antifa have gone through.
	I mean, there's multiple fire bombings of government buildings, mass shootings, and not to mention just the petty stuff as well of just murdering a guy in Portland.
	Petty things, you know, like that.
	It's just...
	It's just endless, but we shall move forward, so go check that out.
	But otherwise, we shall go to the next image, which is something you just gotta look at.
	It's like, there you have it.
	I mean, we were at a conference in Warwick, and Curtis Yarvin was given a speech, and one of the points he made, which was, I think, interesting, is the way he framed it was he's sending his child to public school, and someone asked, well, what are you doing to prepare them for the crap they're gonna face in California?
	And He said nothing.
	And I'm like, why would you do that?
	He's like, because this whole regime is dead.
	Like, apparently his kid went in and they had some circle time in which they all had to talk about their sins.
	And one of the kids mentioned, yeah, you know, last summer I got banned from Roblox for making fun of LGBTQ people.
	And just everyone laughed.
	Oh, good!
	It's just dead in the water.
	That's honestly very promising to hear.
	Yeah, and it's very much once it's not cool, you're dead.
	And in the sense of this is not a movement that's going to grow.
	And it shows by the fact that you have to now bring armed security to your suspected noncing events.
	Armed security to protect them against, ooh, signs with words on them, ooh.
	Yeah, I mean, this also brings us to, obviously, it's horrific.
	Obviously, you know, this is something to take note of about how bad the West has become.
	But at the same time, like, I do get a sense of feeling from Curtis's speech, which is what a dead movement this is at some point.
	Like, everyone knows this is wrong.
	I mean, everyone and their mum knows this is definitely wrong.
	Well, everybody and their mum except the mums taking the kids to that.
	So, while everything that Curtis is saying there and the example you just gave is reassuring, There's a minority still that'll have to be.
	They are still, you know, able to bring kids to drag shows and trans stripper shows where they can just, you know, kids give the stripper their money, you know.
	Child protective services are still needed for the minority who can't be trusted.
	That's for damn sure.
	But we'll go to the next one here.
	Because there was some more stuff in here.
	Just this first image here of the Antifa types.
	You turn up with their signs.
	Keep Roanoke gay.
	Really?
	This is what being gay is, is it?
	Just having kids at strip club shows with transgender strippers.
	Right.
	I mean, I just love the own goals endlessly.
	I mean, I do love gays against groomers.
	I've mentioned so many times, but it's another great example where the gays are like, yeah, so we had to fight against this stigma that we were all pedos back in the day.
	I know, Matt, but now we're accepted.
	What a world.
	And then they turn to the left and see the left being like, yeah, so now that we're gay, we can be pedos, right?
	Yeah.
	No?
	That was the whole thing we were fighting against!
	I was not invited to these meetings.
	It's like, the foul did I miss?
	And then you end up with gays against groomers being like, maybe we do have to fight against that kind of work.
	But also, this is genuinely the hill these guys decided to die on.
	I mean, they are going there armed, presumably with the intention of, you know, if I have to use force, I will die defending this strip club for kids.
	If they can figure out which side of the gun, you know, fires projectiles.
	Sure, I mean, they may end up shooting themselves, but it's just like, if you're one of these guys who turns up with a gun, like, you are there being like, I will give my life for transgender strippers being able to strip for children.
	Eh?
	I mean, do you think your parents are like, that's what I wanted my son to die for?
	It's like, you lose your son in Afghanistan or Iraq or something, and you've got the, you know, he was fighting for, you know, American freedom or whatever.
	These guys, you lose your son at some child strip event.
	I mean, I don't feel like your parents are going to be terribly happy about that, or impressed, which they shouldn't be, at least.
	I'd mainly blame myself.
	Move on to the idea of what is gay.
	Apparently being gay is a hate crime.
	Is this Matt Walsh's new documentary, What is a Gay?
	We've gone all the way around.
	We've got the next link here, and we can see transphobia as a hate crime, this verified individual says, which of course Andrew Doyle responds with, you think it's transphobic to be gay, so being gay as a hate crime is the natural solution to this problem.
	And in case you're wondering what the hell the context could be of we found out being gay as a hate crime in the progressive world, if you scroll up here, we'll go to the next link, we can see it, which is, there was a pride parade in London or wherever I Forget.
	It's just somewhere in the UK. The endless list of them.
	And the British police were there.
	And they removed lesbians from the Pride events.
	Because lesbians are no longer welcome at Pride events.
	Because that's a hate crime.
	Because lesbians don't want cock.
	At least, uh, physical, I suppose.
	But there we have it.
	This is genuinely a situation that has got to the end point of intersectionality in the UK, which is lesbians are no longer welcome at Pride because they're hateful against...
	men.
	Now step aside from a man in a dress.
	Let's play the clip.
	Because we're marching in a march.
	At the moment...
	I just want to make sure...
	Let me just explain to you, and it'll give you some understanding.
	So at the moment, your march, this group of people, is causing confrontation between different groups of people.
	We're lesbians.
	We're lesbians, it's going fine.
	Whatever you are at the moment is causing confrontation.
	You have to safely march yourselves because that's your choice, so what I'm telling you is to make sure it's safe.
	We are going to remove you from the road, and I want you to do that of your own accord.
	I want to make sure I understand that you are removing lesbians from the LGBT march.
	Yes, that is what's happening.
	Okay, why?
	For safety.
	For your safety, for other people's safety.
	That's why I'm doing it here.
	You should be able to protect lesbians in the right hand.
	We can have good conversations about the reasons why at the side of the road.
	Because otherwise, you are going to be removed from the road.
	I love it.
	Alright.
	So, we need to remove you from the road, because if we don't, these people will probably assault you.
	Yeah.
	I love all the face of it.
	It's so hilarious.
	We're lesbians, and we're gay, and we're here for gay pride.
	Yeah, well, you've got to be removed for your safety.
	From Gay Pride.
	I'm sorry, I know it's Gay Pride, but the transgenders are here, so the gays aren't allowed anymore.
	And you can see the deeper level there, of course, being that the police have made the political decision for you, which is that, well, intersectional logic determines that transgender is more valuable than actual gays at Gay Pride anymore, and so forth.
	You are literally going to be removed by the intersectional police of Britain.
	You are not welcome at Gay Pride, say the police.
	I mean, that's the thing.
	The police are basically a captured institution in this country at the moment, and whether or not it's even in the law, whether or not it's in the law, they are enforcing these rules.
	Yeah, I mean, but it's also that they've definitely picked the side in that debate, and it's a perfect example, yet again, of where you can point to that.
	I mean, I don't know what to do about the police.
	I mean, maybe we call Paul Curtis and I won't stop until the police are enforcing Christianity again.
	Just swing it the other way, just why not?
	Why not?
	Because at this point, what would be your objection?
	Oh no, that would be impartial.
	Sorry, that would be, you know, them being political.
	It's like, yes.
	Oh no, they're promoting virtuous behavior.
	Instead, they're removing gays from gay pride, because gays aren't welcome at gay pride.
	What a world.
	What a world.
	Love it.
	Being gay is a hate crime.
	At least we got back there.
	We move to the next one here.
	I just wanted to also mention another story in tangent with this.
	This being the UK, so it's slightly less extreme than the, you know, Anthropod death squads turning up.
	But this is Marks and Spencers, who, for people who don't know, is the middle class shopping place.
	Maybe middle to upper class, I suppose.
	If you want the finer things, you go to Marks and Spencers, of course.
	I'm not getting paid by Marks and Spencers to say this.
	To put it in perspective, many Marks and Spencers end up closing up north.
	Yes, and instead you get more Griggs.
	But Marks and Spencers being a place of middle-class Lib Dem types.
	Of course, they got wrapped into all this conversation as well, and the responses have been hilarious.
	There's a TERF quote in this article here in which TERFs are now boycotting Marks and Spencers because, of course...
	Turf says, M&S now operate in mixed-sex changing rooms.
	No warning signage.
	Vote with your cash by shopping elsewhere.
	This is all in response to the next tweet here, which is that someone asked, why is there a man in the women's changing rooms?
	Marks and sponsors responded with, while they are mainly used by customers of that gender, as an inclusive retailer, and in line with most other retailers, we allow customers the choice of fitting rooms.
	Thanks.
	Two out of two.
	There is no one out of two there, in case you're wondering.
	Oh, this is just...
	This is it.
	This is the statement.
	Yeah.
	If you show up here, the original person, I think, is now deleted.
	Because, yep, there you are.
	Oh, great!
	There you have it.
	But we'll get back to the two out of two aspects in a minute.
	But the reason is most responses to this tweet have been the following, which is to celebrate this rather inclusive choice.
	If you go to the next link here, please.
	We can see.
	There we are.
	In training for retail leaders run by NHS, the guest speaker, Zelda here, described his generous cleavage and said his pronouns differ depending on how much of his cleavage is on show.
	If you scroll down, we can have a look at Zelda's...
	Like, a hundred years ago.
	Well, not even a hundred, like, fifty years ago.
	This is a circus act.
	You know what's funny, though?
	The circus managed to take over the institutions, guys.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	You're disrespecting Zelda's...
	You know, but...
	You remember this segment we did on beauty tips?
	And how to be female beauty?
	And one of them was have big bazoongas.
	Yeah, I know that we said take advice on what makes women beautiful from men, but this isn't how far I was expecting us to go on this.
	I mean, this chat was like, hmm, good idea.
	Just get the implants.
	He certainly did the job.
	Did you mention anything about shaving the women's beards?
	No, I think we did.
	I think that was a big missed opportunity because this guy didn't get the message.
	The author's going to have to update the article for female beauty for those who are trying to attain it, which are not women these days, apparently.
	But the two out of two thing, you may have noticed, this is because actually it's a customer service robot at this point.
	If you go to the next one here, you can just see same response, two out of two, next one.
	It's just the same thing.
	Oh, okay.
	So it's just an automated, automatic thing.
	Okay.
	Next one.
	It's also got the 2 out of 2.
	Like, literally, they're copy and pasting the response, but they're including the 2 out of 2.
	I don't know where the 1 out of 2 is.
	I don't know what the hell they wrote beforehand, but there you have it.
	Just in case you wanted the riddle to be solved as to why that happens.
	But we shall move forward.
	Because what's funny is, obviously, M&S being middle class, back in the day, in which feminism was edgy, They also do feminist things.
	If you go to the next link here, we can see Stella Creasy being upset.
	She says in here that, well, I was going to buy my daughter's Xmas gifts, but then I read boy stuff on the toy list.
	Can't have boys and girls toys.
	So M&S Responder being, oh, hello, we'll get rid of all of that.
	We'll have gender-neutral toys.
	But what's strange is in 2018, intersectionality became such a joke that even M&S was joking about it.
	If you go to the next one here, like, feminism had died to the point that the M&S Twitter account was tweeting out, did you just assume their gender of some dogs on a mug?
	Obviously joining in with the crowd for how ridiculous this was.
	That shows how far we've come, though, in just a few years, really.
	Yeah, like, the whole feminist movement went back into the toilet of an international joke that even as safe as safe brands as M&S were making jokes about them, and now they ended up dumping that.
	And those who are always really thrilled whenever the big supermarkets and the big brands, you know, silence brand, start to take on your message, just remember this.
	M&S five years ago, anti-SJW M&S today.
	Yeah, not so much.
	However, maybe that'll change because the next link here is the Muslims have taken notice as well.
	The Muslims are always watching.
	Look, you know, whenever the Arabs come here, they even shop at Harrods or M&S, probably.
	Mostly Harrods for them, but...
	The middle-class Muslims, of course, as you can see, have taken notice, as this individual writes, like, we don't want to shop anywhere, we don't feel respected or included.
	We demand our women's entrance round the back.
	Well, if you insist, ladies, get working on it.
	There you have that.
	But there you have the anti-far deaf squads turning up to defend the noncing of children, or suspected noncing of children, or at least definitely grooming into ideology there.
	And I just wanted to end this.
	If you're feeling downtrodden and blackpilled by the United States, any Americans out there, well, don't worry.
	Then, for no reason at all, in Italy at least...
	The Brothers of Italy are now polling as the most popular party in their coming elections next month in September.
	So we'll look forward to whatever happens there.
	People who don't know who the Brothers of Italy are, I mean, I certainly am not plued into Italian politics.
	I don't know as to what extremities they're set on at this point.
	However, the origin story includes forming an alliance with National Alliance.
	That group came from the Italian social movement.
	Which are Mussolini's boys.
	Oh, okay.
	So, Mussolini's boys.
	So, we're coming full circle.
	Yeah.
	It's looking like it's getting to about mid-century soon.
	We're about the 20s, so we're having the financial crash, thanks to some stupid Americans, Joe Biden, and their management of the government, and therefore the global economy.
	And the Italians are looking at that, thinking, well, let's try this again.
	Time really is a flat circle.
	I guess by 33, we'll be seeing how the Germans are enjoying their hyperinflation and their response to it with the energy market.
	So, there we have that.
	We've got Zuckerberg.
	Alright then.
	So, it's official.
	What we all already knew was the case has been absolutely confirmed by Mark Zuckerberg, which is that the FBI and government institutions like that are more than happy to go over to social media companies and just tell them what to do.
	Tell them what to do, what to censor.
	We already knew that this was happening, but it's just nice to hear it from the horse's mouth.
	Really.
	So, obviously, just to cover what was going on back in late 2020, everybody knows that the New York Post had their big article, their big expose about the Hunter Biden laptop story, where it turned out Hunter Biden emails may have shown that he was colluding with parts of Ukraine and energy companies, etc., etc., etc.
	And as a result of this, because there was worries from a certain camp that it might affect a certain candidate's viability in the election...
	All of a sudden, Twitter and Facebook, all at the same time, decided to come together and censor it.
	Incredible timing.
	Definitely not planned.
	No collusion going on whatsoever.
	And just to remind you of what was going on to try and censor this subject, the post's primary Twitter account was locked because its articles about messages obtained from Biden's laptop broke the social network's rules against distribution of hacked material according to an email the post received from Twitter.
	Now remember, these are the kinds of rules that they will only enforce sparingly.
	They'll only take specific types of hacked material and decide to censor it, because you see stuff gets thrown about on Twitter all the time that never gets anything done about it.
	Twitter also blocked users from sharing the link to the post article indicating that Hunter Biden introduced Joe Biden to the Ukrainian businessman, calling the link potentially harmful.
	To who?
	To who?
	Okay.
	The extraordinary move also came after Facebook was limiting the spread of the post story on their platform.
	The social network and of the story would be eligible for review by independent fact checkers.
	And we'll get to the fact checkers in a minute.
	But, yeah, basically Facebook was like, oh, we'll stop it from being spread around as much, whereas Twitter was just an outright complete ban on it.
	We all know about this.
	And we all suspected why it was that such a thing happened.
	But recently, most recently, Mark Zuckerberg, the head of Meta, formerly known as Facebook, appeared on Joe Rogan and just outright admitted what was going on.
	So let's just play the full clip because it's best to just hear it from his words.
	How do you guys handle things when they're a big news item that's controversial?
	Like, there was a lot of attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop story, the New York Post.
	Yeah, so you guys censored that as well?
	So we took a different path than Twitter.
	I mean, basically the background here is the FBI, I think, basically came to us, some folks on our team, and was like, hey, just so you know, you should be on high alert.
	We thought that there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election.
	We have it on notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump of...
	That's similar to that.
	So just be vigilant.
	So our protocol is different from Twitter's.
	What Twitter did is they said, you can't share this at all.
	We didn't do that.
	What we do is we have, if something's reported to us as potentially misinformation, important misinformation, we also have this third-party fact-checking program because we don't want to be deciding what's true and false.
	And for the, I think it was Five or seven days when it was basically being determined whether it was false, the distribution on Facebook was decreased, but people were still allowed to share it.
	So you could still share it, you could still consume it.
	So when you say the distribution is decreased, how does that work?
	Basically, the ranking in newsfeed was a little bit less.
	So fewer people saw it than would have otherwise.
	By what percentage?
	I don't know off the top of my head, but it's meaningful.
	But basically, a...
	A lot of people were still able to share it.
	We got a lot of complaints that that was the case.
	Obviously, this is a hyper-political issue, so depending on what side of the political spectrum, you either think we didn't censor it enough or censored it way too much.
	But we weren't sort of as black and white about it as Twitter.
	We just kind of thought, hey, look, if the FBI, which I still view as a legitimate institution in this country, it's very professional law enforcement, they come to us and tell us that we need to be on guard about something, then I want to take that seriously.
	Did they specifically say you need to be on guard about that story?
	No.
	I don't remember if it was that specifically, but it basically fit the pattern.
	So there it is.
	Just all there.
	I mean, remarkable honesty.
	He's obviously trying to downplay what was actually going on, but remarkable honesty to just say, yeah, the government institution came out and told us what to do.
	I mean, you can see the direct lineage of this, though, from the losing of the election by Hillary Clinton.
	So we did the Active Measures Book Club, and in there, there was the facts of what the Russians actually did during that election period.
	Which is they set up the Internet Research Agency, which was a troll farm where you would literally make shitposts like Jesus and Satan arm wrestling and be like, yeah, Trump, Hillary, just to see what could they actually do to try and influence an election.
	And it was a disaster.
	They spent millions of dollars on this research agency and the reach was pathetic.
	Only after they lost the election did they make a huge deal about this.
	Russian collusion.
	Yeah.
	But that was specifically made by Hillary Clinton's campaign and the coalition of corrupt American elites who had just lost.
	They took that small thing that had happened, which is the Russians did try and utterly fail, and then made it into a huge, oh my god, the Russians are destroying our elections on purpose.
	So then they could claim any criticism of our candidates in future is just Russian propaganda.
	You need to shut this down.
	And then use the FBI, or directly or indirectly, as a tool.
	And then you can see something else there, which is that Zuck, Susan, a YouTube...
	You know, Jack Dorsey.
	These people are also used as tools, they're only permitted in their place, because the FBI came to them and said, oh, by the way, Russian interference, you should be on guard.
	So if there's any criticism of our candidate, therefore, they could genuinely believe, at least on face, that, oh, this is Russian propaganda, so we have a right to censor it, and then fall in line.
	Well, yeah, because the regime has ways of punishing people who don't go along.
	At the moment, I covered this last week or the week before.
	Meta, it's weird to call them that, but Meta is currently undergoing a lawsuit from the FCA for antitrust monopoly tactics that they're trying to make because they're trying to buy one tech company.
	They're trying to merge with one tech company so they can get access to a bit more VR stuff for the metaverse.
	But realistically speaking, it's probably because The government can just do that at any point.
	They have all of these different laws and regulations set in place so that if you're a company that doesn't abide by what they want and Facebook, despite the fact that they have gone along with FBI stuff before, have proven to push back just a little bit more than companies like Twitter...
	So, what's an easy way to get them to fall in line?
	Financial repercussion, potentially shut your business down, any such thing, even if you're as big as matter in Facebook.
	But, I mean, you could expect that the corrupt coalition that is the Democrat, you know, alliance there around Clinton, making this fake Russia story, and purposely, I mean, like, in active measures, you get to the point where you know it's purposely just made up.
	Because there's just not enough evidence to even claim that the Russians have any capabilities.
	No, of course not.
	You can only allege election rigging when it's the correct side doing so.
	And that's expected.
	But of course the FBI is the big story there, because a government institution being that captured by a clearly made-up narrative by a corrupt coalition of losers.
	Like, they just lost the election.
	Well, it's blatantly partisan, and I would say they're not captured by the narrative.
	They want to push that narrative, because they are obviously...
	It's a great example from Zuck's face, him telling you, yeah, the FBI are so infiltrated by these people that they would come to us and in no uncertain words, frankly, tell us, yeah, if something happens, you need to censor it because it's bad for our coalition.
	Yeah, it's great to hear it straight from the horse's mouth.
	And it is just confirmation that the next time you see all of these social media companies all come together at the same time to censor a particular story, you should probably look more into that story than they want you to, because that means that the deep state probably doesn't want you hearing about it.
	And I also wonder what Sam Harris might have to say about something like that, but that's a different subject.
	So, Minds were the ones who originally shared this out, and they also shared this underneath it, saying that, you know, here's another example of a time where Facebook has colluded with partisan governments, where they agreed to censor posts for the Vietnam government, who were being...
	of anti-state posts for local users and the government slowed their traffic down so that Facebook wasn't working very well in Vietnam at first until they eventually agreed to do it.
	So even outside of political or financial repercussions there are just, you know, quality of life inconveniences that they can put in your way through manipulation of servers and such to be able to punish you and get you to fall in line.
	So Facebook isn't above colluding with governments when the governments are going to punish them for not doing so.
	And speaking of which, we've also got the latest news from Meta saying that they're planning on suppressing misinformation in the 2022 midterm elections.
	And they say, building on its work in the 2020 election cycle, I wonder which way this suppression of misinformation is going to go.
	Is it going to be going and suppressing democratic conspiracy theories?
	Left-wing conspiracy theories?
	No.
	No, of course it's not.
	It's going to be suppressing anything that the right-wing or the Republicans do that could be harmful to a Democrat campaign.
	It's painfully transparent.
	You can trace the articles talking about misinformation, Russian interference, blah blah blah, back to Clinton's campaign.
	Like, she's the one who started this narrative, purposely so, so they could do this sort of thing, and feel like they're justified, because we're only suppressing misinformation.
	So expect Twitter to be following along these lines as well, because Twitter have done it plenty of times before in the next one, the Breitbart article, where they talk about Twitter saying that we're not going to censor all misinformation, only tweets with the highest potential for harm, which is going to be completely subjective and down to the people in charge of Twitter, who definitely don't swing one way politically.
	Even though they absolutely do.
	And this has all reminded me that I recently did an interview mentioning Mines with one of the guys behind Mines, Bill Ottman, who's not only running Mines as a free speech platform and has worked with people like Daryl Davis, who's a black man who's actively gone to the KKK and de-radicalised people by just befriending these people, which is fantastic.
	You know, you just go up to a KKK meeting as a black guy and be like...
	You want a beer?
	And then they'd go, oh, black people are people too.
	Oh, this is really nice.
	And he's collected the hoods.
	He's collected their outfits as, like, trophies.
	Which is fantastic.
	But no, I spoke to Bill Ottman, and what he was talking about was that they'd done a recent study that showed if you try...
	Because obviously one of the ways that Twitter and Facebook, they get away with censoring all of this stuff is they also say that they censor violent content, radical content, the source of content that could be expected to radicalize people further down the line.
	But Bill just spoke about this and was like, no, from everything that we've looked into, that's nonsense.
	That's nonsense.
	What happens is if you censor these people, they just fall into a rabbit hole where they end up in an echo chamber, and everybody radicalizes each other more and more and more and more until you get some kind of domestic terrorist cell.
	Whereas the best thing to do, as you would expect, is to let people have these discussions for the most part, and then...
	People will end up having discussions that maybe open their mind, convince them one way or the other.
	So that's really interesting.
	So you should check that out if you get the opportunity.
	And one of the interesting things I saw in the Breitbart article was that they mentioned that Facebook and Twitter, we all know that they use the third-party fact checkers to check claims made on this site.
	And for the UK, the only full-time fact checker that they have is FullFact.org, who we've seen a few things from before.
	And can you imagine that they're incredibly biased and partisan?
	Big Shook!
	For instance, something that one of their most recent fact-checks has debunked you, Callum.
	You've been debunked on immigration, because didn't you know that a Daily Mail leaked report doesn't actually vindicate the view that most people crossing the Channel on small boats are economic migrants?
	How do you feel to have been owned by facts and logic?
	I forgot that France was a deep, deep civil war, as we speak, and they were fleeing that terrible, terrible situation in which they're just genociding the lot of them.
	No, it's not happening.
	No.
	Of course not.
	While I don't blame anybody for wanting to flee France, at least for the people, this is obvious nonsense where they say that actually if you look at the Daily Mail, the actual paper that the Daily Mail cites as part of this, which we haven't because they say we have not seen a copy of the Leap Report, but we're going to debunk it anyway, it doesn't actually vindicate the view as it isn't comprehensive enough given the information they've released in the article.
	So this is just I haven't read it, but trust me, bro, it's not what it looks like.
	Trust me, bro, I read it in a dream, and it didn't say what the Daily Mail says.
	So they're one of those organisations, and these are the guys in charge of fact-checking for Facebook, and probably Twitter and other companies as well.
	Yeah, I hate that line as well.
	It's like, we don't want to be in charge of determining what's right, so we just put someone else in charge who's one of us.
	Okay, this will help, somehow.
	Possibly.
	And this is the sort of thing that is still going on, the sorts of terms of service that you experience both with Twitter, Facebook, and Google as well, like on YouTube, which is owned by Google, for instance.
	We are still not allowed to say certain things regarding COVID-19, or else we'll get taken off immediately, and those things, I would say, are blatantly pushing a one-sided narrative, but...
	We can't say anything further.
	Don't say anything bad or we'd be shot.
	Yes.
	And YouTube doesn't allow content that spreads medical misinformation that contradicts the local health authority.
	I wouldn't listen at all.
	No, no, I'm just saying all the World Health Organization's medical information about COVID-19.
	And those are both, you know, everybody knows the institutions, political and democratic institutions...
	Completely neutral.
	Nothing bipartisan about any of them.
	The World Health Organization only has your best interests in mind, and the fact that we can't say anything that contradicts them is only a sign of good things.
	I mean, if it was true, why wouldn't we be able to criticise it?
	Exactly, exactly.
	But this is why people are fleeing the current social media companies and the big brands and fleeing to places where they actually do care about freedom of speech and letting people have contentious discussions.
	For instance, Rumble recently set a new record for monthly active users.
	And we also stream, not stream, but we post videos on Rumble.
	So if you're worried about checking us out on YouTube because you don't want to support these companies anymore, you can check us out on Rumble and go do so.
	Because the online video platform announced that its user base reached a new high in the second quarter of 2022, increasing to an average of 44 million average monthly active users and representing a 76% increase compared to the second quarter of 2021.
	The company also announced a record for uploaded content to the second quarter with users uploading 8,948 video hours per day, representing 283% growth versus the same quarter last year.
	User engagement has also continued its extremely strong growth trajectory, with Rumble users watching an average of 8.1 billion minutes per month, an increase of 62%.
	So it's not just that...
	They're getting more people active on the platform.
	They're also getting more people posting more content and more people engaging with that content, which is great because Rumble puts themselves forward as a free speech-oriented platform.
	Obviously, they don't want to have people encouraging direct violence or anything on there.
	They still have standards, but they're still going to allow people to have more contentious discussions and say the sorts of things that you don't often get to see on YouTube anymore since they started purging all of those channels a few years ago.
	So we are probably going to start building more and more towards these parallel societies that people have been talking about, which, to be perfectly honest, I don't mind that much, you know?
	As long as my parallel society gets to live in peace, that's fine.
	But we don't!
	We'd never get to live in peace, do we?
	Because leftists can't be content unless every aspect of society is under their micromanaging...
	Little thumbs.
	And so we get articles like this from Reuters talking about SkewTube.
	Ooh.
	Is that a new scary title for it?
	SkewTube?
	Reuters had to do a special report talking about a new breed of video sites that thrive on misinformation and hate.
	Pretty based.
	It's just, it's not going to be that.
	It's going to be, did you know BitChute doesn't just delete everyone?
	Oh no.
	You know, Callum, it's like you've actually read this book-long article.
	Yeah, I knew it, I knew it.
	Where that is the only point.
	Sort of every year there's one of these.
	I mean, either it's from the British government or it's from some newspaper outlet.
	It's just like, why haven't you just destroyed BitChute yet?
	Sorry, BitChute.
	That's the annoying thing as well, is that it's so obviously the only reason that these places are being targeted is because they don't toe the line.
	David Letterman in the middle.
	Top.
	I mean, it looks a bit like him.
	A member of the new far right, David Letterman.
	David Letterman took the red pill.
	He signed up for a course on the academic agency.
	His eyes were open.
	Let's see.
	You could probably predict this opening paragraph word for word.
	So let me just read it and we can see the look of surprise on your face.
	Keep your eyes closed.
	Sorry, I can read it.
	BitChute and Odyssey serve up conspiracies, racism, and graphic violence to millions of viewers, taking advantage of big tech disinformation crackdowns and the rise of Trump.
	The sites reflect a new media universe, one where COVID-19 is fake, Russia fights Nazis in Ukraine, and mass shootings are false flag operations.
	It's like an algorithm wrote this article.
	I mean, it probably can.
	I mean, in two years, I reckon they will be able to pump these out.
	Because if you give an algorithm the number of articles that have been written like this, I mean, I imagine it's pretty easy for the robot to get it right.
	To be fair, you could probably...
	Andrew R.C. Marshall and Joseph Tanfani, who wrote this article...
	Are they real?
	They might be fake people.
	And if they are real, they probably just downloaded a template...
	That you can get.
	If you're working for Reuters, you've got the far-right conspiracy site template, where you just need to get interchangeable names for it.
	Online and misinformation, though usually legal, they say through gritted teeth, triggers real-world harm, whereas everything the left-wing does never causes any real-world harm.
	Ignore the riots in 2020.
	Everything we do is absolutely fine and never hurts a fly.
	We're innocent little angels.
	US election workers have faced a wave of death threats and harassment inspired by Donald Trump's false claims about the 2020 election and the January 6th riot.
	Reuters interviews with a dozen people accused of terrorizing election workers revealed that some had acted on bogus information.
	They found...
	On BitChute.
	Dun dun dun!
	Yeah, because there's no other information in the world that could ever be wrong.
	You're not looking quite as shocked and horrified as Reuters want you to, Callum.
	Are you not afraid?
	Do you not feel like running back to daddy YouTube and suckling on the teat of the...
	Of the mainstream.
	Susan's ideas, no.
	I'm sure you remember, but for people who don't, Susan Wojcicki literally did a podcast in which she was asked, why the hell do I get all these stupid adverts for mainstream media news constantly?
	And she explained, well, you know, the Paris attacks happened.
	So I told the engineers to start serving up literal legacy media stuff constantly.
	And they reported back to me that no one wanted to watch it.
	So as a good CEO, I told them to keep doing it.
	Yep.
	I want less money.
	I mean, it's quite shocking that these companies are so insulated from the real world that they no longer have to adhere to, you know, supply and demand.
	Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous.
	No one wants this.
	We need to do more of it.
	This is what a healthy company does.
	But, I mean, it goes through all the usual...
	Like I say, it's like a bloody essay that somebody has written here because it's a special report.
	But I just wanted to cover a little bit of this.
	Further down, because it shows how disconnected Reuters are from the real world, and just how much of a lack of sense of humour they have.
	Because they point out that Jeremy Kaufman, who's the CEO of Odyssey, who's also running for the Libertarian Party in New Hampshire, They talk about him for a little bit, and let me just read through this bit here.
	Koffman, 37, lives in New Hampshire, where he's running for a long-shot campaign for the hardline version for the US Senate on the state's Libertarian Party ticket in November's midterm elections.
	His hardline version of the party's anti-government philosophy includes abolishing the Federal Reserve, the Internal Revenue Service, and child labour laws.
	Based...
	Coffman promoted his Senate campaign with a bizarre video posted on Twitter in May.
	He addresses the camera in an ill-fitting crocodile costume and speaks as images flash on the screen of snarling aliens, Godzilla, and Joe Biden with a forked tongue.
	I want to become a lizard person, Coffman says.
	I would like to rule you.
	The act appeared to reference the lizard people conspiracy theory, which holds that governing elites are really blood-sucking alien reptiles in human form.
	Seem to.
	We're not sure if he was referencing or not.
	Yeah, maybe.
	We just can't be sure.
	They're saying that he genuinely believes as well.
	It's like, no one can ever have fun on the right.
	Anything they say that's a joke is deadly serious every time.
	No, once again, they still think we're all just a bunch of really serious conservative Christians from the 80s and 90s.
	That's the only people who exist on the right wing.
	Kaufman also posts provocative statements on Twitter.
	Being unvaccinated and being black are both choices, he tweeted in August.
	The picture of a light-skinned Michael Jackson.
	No, according to the left, it is as well.
	It is, it is.
	But they have to point out here, in just this deadpan sentence, he told Reuters the tweet was a joke.
	Well, you know...
	I mean, Reuters had to be told...
	How did Kanye West get his black card taken away?
	That's all I've got to ask, if being black isn't a choice, according to these people.
	I mean, this is true.
	All you need to do is wear a hat, so, you know, impigmentation, but yeah.
	So, the government is colluding with social media companies, what else is new, and there are rising other social media companies that might be able to actually give everybody a bit less of a hard time about what they say, and Reuters mad.
	Hoes mad.
	Let's move on to the Candyman Cometh.
	Yeah, speaking of mad hoes...
	What's that song like?
	The Candyman or whatever?
	I feel like Sam Hyde's more of a I'll take you to the candy shop kind of guy than anything else.
	What, are you going to go to the...
	Is Sam Hyde going to lead you by the hands of the candy shop and get you a bag of sweets for any one pound?
	I feel like Sam Hyde's candy shop is a van with the word candy written on it.
	What's in this bag, Candyman?
	Oh, you'll find out later.
	Let's talk about the Candyman.
	So, of course, we'll start off just by mentioning that I have no idea what kind of political message there is from this story, frankly.
	There isn't.
	It's fun.
	We're having fun.
	I enjoy fun.
	And one of the things I guess you could get from the political message out of this, which is that Hasan Piker is never going to punch a Nazi.
	For all the rhetoric, it's not happening, because the Nazi is slightly bigger than me.
	So, I'm gonna go home.
	I mean, to be fair, this whole situation makes me want to take up boxing just in case Sam Hyde challenges me.
	I want to be prepared, man.
	You know, twitching out of the curtains being like, where is he?
	But, of course, this shouldn't be too hard, though, because socialists are the best people for killing other socialists, Hassan.
	And if you want to learn more, Hassan, you can always check out the Cultural Revolution book club that you and me did together from Frank DeConnor there.
	Yeah, that was a good one.
	So go over and subscribe to lowseers.com to learn what Hassan Piker needs to do if he wants to live his dreams.
	But he's not going to, because he's too much of a soy boy.
	And we'll start off just with the chain of events, which seem to have led to this, from what I can tell, which is, you may remember when iDubes went to Sam Hyde and was like, hey, let's do a documentary on you.
	When iDubes went full soy jack, you mean?
	Yeah, it's a weird one, but Sam Hyde is a weird guy.
	I mean, Sam Hyde came across so great from the back of that, you don't really find...
	I just went there with the intent of making a documentary finally explaining the enigma that is Sam Hyde, and we all came out ten times more confused than before.
	All I can tell is Sam Hyde really is Hitler's top guy after all that, but...
	Forget the next one here.
	This is where it is more relevant.
	Think, dream it, do it.
	Think, dream it, do it.
	Oh, you should watch it for context there.
	This is Sam Hyde as he was prepping for his fight, but he was also training Epic Mealtime.
	This is a video which...
	Wait, he was training Epic Mealtime?
	I thought it was the other way around.
	No, no.
	Okay.
	Epic Mealtime.
	This is a great video.
	This is episode two.
	And Epic Mealtime has been booked into this seedy-ass motel where there were condoms that were used hanging on the weights in the gym.
	It's just awful.
	And he was doing some podcasts.
	The podcast hosts were like, why the hell did you pick to stay there then?
	Anyway, because Sam Hyde recommended it.
	It's like, wait, that was a red flag.
	And then he goes to Sam Hyde's meet-up, which is Sam Hyde just gives him coordinates to meet up.
	And if you go on Google Earth, apparently it's just some car park in the middle of nowhere.
	And so Epic Mealtime was like, You know, by the time I get there, it's going to be midnight.
	And Sam was like, yeah, that's fine.
	Come on.
	So they met up in some abandoned warehouse where Sam had some guy doing work in the background, but not interacting, and then training him.
	And we'll see a little bit of that in a minute.
	But if we go to the next one, we can see Hasan Piker was given an offer by iDubbbz, of course, who was organizing all this, to fight Sam Hyde.
	And, well, sounds like a good offer.
	I mean, imagine the money that you could raise.
	Imagine the socialist causes he could have donated that money to.
	Yeah.
	Come on, fight the Nazis!
	Punish the Nazis!
	Yeah!
	This is your brand, Hassan!
	This is your moment!
	And Hassan pussied out.
	Of course.
	Let's play his explanation about why he didn't do it.
	I did this shit to me a while ago last year, and he was like, hey, would you want to be down to do it?
	I was like, no.
	I'm not into that at all.
	And he was like, well, this is the guy you would fight.
	Okay?
	Here, I'll just show this to you.
	He's like...
	When I saw this, I was like, I literally told him, bro, this looks insane.
	My man literally looks like he grew up in Dagestan punching rocks for fun.
	That's what I said to the idols.
	I was like, dude, are you kidding me?
	I'm not going to fight.
	This guy's going to kill me.
	Yeah, he would.
	Literally, like, no shot.
	He said, he's not so bad.
	He's a science YouTuber, in parentheses, weak, fragile.
	I said, he did science on his body to get the fighter physique.
	Yes, Ian was lying for content.
	He wanted me to get my ass beat by this f***ing beanpole, alright?
	He looked great for a novice, I'm not even kidding.
	No, he's dope.
	He's actually cool as f**k.
	And I told him, like, we've been talking for a while when he's in America now, and I told him, like, look, when you're in L.A., we'll make some content together.
	He had, like, an insane idea for us to do content together.
	I was like, I'm not going to do that, obviously.
	But, yeah, no, I will be having him on when he's in L.A. This is harder.
	Take it, f**k.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Go.
	Six million.
	It was 250,000.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	Wait, so Hassan was actually in touch with Sam?
	Was this before Hassan realised who he was dealing with?
	So iDubbs was messaging Piker, being like, hey, fight this guy, come on, he's a science YouTuber, which, you know, it's not a lie.
	I mean, it's true.
	How dare you besmirch iDubbs' name?
	I mean, iDubbs does that enough himself, so...
	But the fact that he's like, oh, he's not a science YouTuber.
	Yeah, he could be.
	But either way, it doesn't matter.
	You get to fight the Nazi.
	Come on.
	Yeah, six million.
	Prove it by beating him up.
	We could put six million dollars on.
	Yeah, literally.
	And you didn't do it, because you couldn't be bothered.
	I mean, you could have worked out and become as bad as our Dagestani friend, but...
	The thing is, Hassan, for all his faults, is in great shape.
	And what's the point of having the physique that he does if you're not going to put it to use fighting Nazis, eh?
	Yeah, he doesn't have the bulk, does he, though?
	Because if we go to the next one here, this is an image, well...
	Well, his upper body, his legs kind of do look like he sits at his computer all day.
	I think less so than his physique, it's more...
	The people listening, we're watching Hassan slowly, limply kick this bag that his friend is holding, and the friend is pushing the bag towards his leg.
	It's so funny to make a noise.
	Joe Rogan, when he kicks a bag like that, he does not need assistance making it sound like a shotgun blast.
	Yeah.
	Hasan!
	You know, it sounds like a little piddly.
	Might do.
	It's funny to say the least.
	Okay, you weren't going to do the fight because you couldn't be bothered.
	You could have worked out.
	And even if you lost, people would have been like, wow, you did the fight.
	At least you tried.
	You didn't.
	So we'll go to the next one here.
	Sam Hyde, of course, now taking on a persona of an Irish ancient murderer.
	I don't know.
	He's the strongest Irishman in a thousand years, Callum.
	Have some respect.
	We're doing some pre-fight talks and kept referencing Hassan endlessly, of course, and we'll play the first one in which he calls Hassan a dirty, dirty man.
	If you get the picture on Saturday night, would you like to fight again?
	Oh, there's only one fight on my radar, laddie.
	And you know who that is?
	Hassan Piker.
	I don't even know who that is.
	Oh, he's a dirty, dirty man.
	He needs to be punished.
	Punished with Irish fury.
	What makes him dirty?
	Is he not a bath or something?
	Well, he's Turkish for one.
	Anything else?
	Well, it starts there and it gets quite a long list.
	We'll get to that later.
	Alright, that's pretty good, Sam.
	I think we'll wrap this up, mate.
	Thank you, mate.
	Thank you, lad.
	Thank you.
	Final words before the fight.
	Final words, final words.
	Final words.
	Be nice to your mum.
	Anything else?
	It's true.
	It's good advice.
	Good speech.
	Anything else?
	No, of course not.
	Just be nice to your mum.
	That's good advice.
	What's wrong with that?
	But also, I suppose I must mention from here on out, we are humble internet historians in this regard, taking after Harold himself, and just here to observe and log what happens.
	Nothing else.
	We are neutral observers.
	Thank God for the First Amendment, for his freedom, but for us, we don't have it.
	We're just here to tell you what happened, which is, because if we go to the next one, he continued with the interviews, and there's one section of this interview that's goddamn hilarious, in which he explains why he's desperate to fight Hasan Piker.
	Let's play this clip.
	There's a fella that I know you want very much.
	That's a fella by the name of Hassan Piker.
	Are you going to get that fight?
	Oh, I will if I have to go to Hollywood.
	Meself and me lonesome on me little moped.
	I'll go out there and get him, darn it.
	You'll see.
	I'll be out there committing a crime and stalking him because I'm gay and I'm obsessed with him.
	Oh, it's incredible.
	Sam Hyde is a real genius.
	No, absolutely.
	I think he's a comedic genius.
	Yeah.
	I mean, his commitment to the bits as well, just everything he does is gold.
	And he continues this in the vein of becoming the Candyman.
	Well, the thing is, I think Sam Hyde, that's one of the genius bits about what he did with the iDubs documentary.
	Sam Hyde has been in, do you know what the term kayfabe means?
	No.
	Kayfabe was an old wrestling term for you never break character.
	Nobody knows who you are outside of the ring.
	Sam Hyde's entire career has been kayfabe, and he's never broke it.
	Even though he's adopted a new persona as part of it, this is still just Sam Hyde, and we don't know who this man really is beyond this.
	Yeah, I mean, every other piece of content he's ever done, you know, he's either been Hitler's top guy or, you know, science man or whatever weird nonsense.
	It's never himself.
	And, well, I suppose we'll enjoy the next bit of never himself with the Candyman poem that he decided to read out to everyone.
	Did you ever hear, perhaps, the Candyman's song?
	Sweet sugary adversaries are perfect for the munching.
	With a hankering for confectionaries, me fists are hungry for punching.
	I weave my cotton candy web, and you fall into my trap.
	Procure my bib and dessert fork, so that I may begin to snack.
	Should I crunch him now, or should I savor every lick?
	I could punish him slowly, or dip and sprinkle him quick.
	First I'll gingerly ginger snap his candy-coated pretzel arms in half.
	Then I'll buttery pop gumdrop smack him to the chocolatey canvas with a slap.
	In the marshmallow ring, the ropes look like Twizzlers.
	Body shots to my jelly belly merely give me a snicker.
	laughs Cookie cups and candy canes, sugar plums galore.
	The candy man with sour patch fists will knock you clean to the floor.
	I'll pumpkin crumb cream crunch punch his powder donut head until the juniper belly jelly jam comes tumble bumble squeezing out of his neck.
	It just doesn't rhyme.
	It gives me like penguin vibes, almost, that voice and the little persona.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	I mean, how much planning must go into what he does?
	I have no idea if it's just pure talent in the moment, but it's gold.
	But he then fought some guy, and I don't even care.
	I don't think anyone really does.
	He won, I think.
	Yeah, he did well.
	He punched hell hard.
	But the real story was when he won and then gave a message to camera, which is a crime in the UK. So again, we're here just to document.
	Please, no bully.
	Let's play his death threat.
	Got anyone you want to call out in the heavyweight division?
	Oh, you know it, lad.
	You know that, Hassan Piker!
	I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles at your house!
	Or in the ring?
	No!
	In real life!
	I'm going to stalk him and become obsessed with him!
	And wear his makeup!
	And his dresses!
	And use his skin as a coat!
	Like the ancient Irish did!
	Well, that's your winner!
	Sam!
	Hassan's response?
	No, don't fucking hide.
	If you're a sub, you're not getting unbanned for that.
	I'm just letting you know.
	Look, dude, if you see a mentally ill Nazi on the internet, be like, I'm going to kill Hassan Piker.
	I'm going to come to his house and murder him.
	And you go, oh, this is some information that he should probably watch.
	He should watch and address this.
	Then, honestly, just don't post.
	And get the fuck out of the community.
	Just be normal, dude.
	What the fuck's wrong with you?
	He banned the person who linked.
	Yes.
	A loaded pause here.
	Let me drink my sugar water.
	Think before you link.
	You can see his chin receding as each second goes by.
	Not only did he ban the person who sent that to him, the person, I've got some context with this, the person who sent that to him was like a 50 month sub or something.
	So this guy's been helping to pay Hassan's bills for 50 months in a row.
	And he's like, hey, wouldn't it be funny if you reacted to it?
	Ban.
	I mean, Hassan, this is the sort of thing you say mentally ill Nazi wants to kill you.
	No one believes that.
	No one for a minute is stupid enough to make it.
	Just to make the point, because I know he's trying to spin that web of like, oh no, I'm dangerous.
	No, you're not.
	Everyone knows this is a bit.
	As like a red-blooded socialist, there's somebody who...
	No, pass her on.
	Yeah, yeah.
	As somebody who proudly wears your hammer and sickle hat, as somebody who proudly advertises and supports Antifa, this is the sort of thing that should get your blood running.
	It should get you going, ah yes, finally the opportunity to punch a Nazi in the face, where I don't even have to worry about legal repercussions.
	I can get paid to do it.
	I can even get donated money to do that.
	No.
	Nah, not gonna bother.
	No.
	He could even get $6 million donated to a charity of his choice if he won, but I don't know.
	Or $250,000.
	Depending on you.
	I love the level of...
	You don't know what Sam actually believes.
	I don't think he believes anything that he says on camera, because it's just like, it's pure character every time.
	But the response to this, of course, has been to enjoy it endlessly, and Hassan is posting, who cares?
	And in response, just endlessly people are posting, Sam, hi, just be like, I'm coming!
	You can run, but you can't hide!
	Don't toss here.
	Let's play this clip.
	It's just great.
	Absolutely insane s*** from the Turkish government that arrested a Turkish singer for making jokes about her own dr- Everything.
	Everything.
	And the internet has enjoyed endlessly this event.
	Good!
	I certainly have.
	And many a meme have been made, so let's enjoy that because it's...
	I mean, this has been keeping me going over the full weekend.
	Let's go to the next one here.
	I don't know what all of these are in.
	It's just the first one here of people just posting, you know, what is that?
	Ring doorbell pictures.
	I'm here, son!
	There's so many meme-worthy pictures of Sam Hyde out there on the internet.
	He's truly a man of all occasions.
	Yeah, but I also love how he interweaves it, of course, to make sure you know it's a joke.
	It's just like, I'm gonna kill him because I'm gay!
	Let's go to the next one here.
	Of course, he's hiding.
	Punch Nazis, I'm gonna kill Hasan.
	Threatening violence is a violation of the terms of service.
	Not funny.
	It's like, okay, alright.
	But you'd happily beat up anyone who was a bit smaller than you.
	Just when they're bigger than you, you're like, well, not now.
	Well, I don't even know about that.
	I know he got banned, but you know Andrew Tate?
	He had a debate with Hassan recently.
	Did he?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Where Andrew Tate was just like, oh, all women suck as drivers.
	And Hassan was like, actually, have you read these studies that say women are actually better drivers?
	And Andrew Tate was just there the whole time going, yeah, well, every woman I've been in a car with has been a terrible driver.
	Have you got a study for that?
	And Hassan's just there, visibly sweating, visibly nervous, where it's just a conversation over the internet online has got this man shaking.
	When I was in Kabul, no woman could drive, of course.
	There were no rules on the road, and yet I didn't see a single accident.
	Just saying.
	Do you have a study for that one, Hassan?
	But there we have it, which is, you know, more memes.
	But I love the other memes.
	It's just a re-dub, whatever the hell Sam Hyde's playing these days.
	The next one's just Vlad the Impaler.
	Of course.
	Sorry, Bowser.
	Bowser.
	I'm coming to kill you in the Mushroom Kingdom of your castle!
	In a video game.
	No!
	Real life!
	I love how the guy interviewed was like, I better save this.
	He just said he's going to kill someone.
	In the ring, right?
	No!
	No!
	And the next one, we just have, I think that's Vlad the Impaler.
	That Turk is on bike, I'm coming to kill you!
	He's a Turk!
	It gets worse from there!
	And then Hasan Piker is now, I believe, in hiding.
	And we have an artist's rendition of where he is hiding with his van, an air vent.
	I love the Saddam Hussein memes.
	But I suppose that's that.
	And just to end it off, I mean, that's the story.
	That's the internet story in our look of just what happened.
	But I did see someone note, good God, Sam Hyde is going to die and feel happy about the life he lived.
	Because, I mean, just his Wikipedia entry, I mean, like, what a man.
	No compromise.
	I mean, what a hell of a resume.
	You know when you meet Americans and they give you a resume of like, oh, I did this for five years.
	Shooting and terrorism hoaxes.
	Where's that entry on my Wikipedia page?
	Where's my Wikipedia page?
	The fact that you can have...
	Careful what you wish for.
	The fact that he has that, and this man also had an adult swim comedy sketch show...
	It's incredible.
	Yeah, if you needed a man to look up to for that guy who loved the life, and he's going to end up with a Mad Lads episode, I mean, I'm sure Dan Currier is in the moment of still writing it, just as it goes.
	Yep.
	Let's end it there.
	Let's go to the video comments.
	Hello everyone.
	I'd like to talk to you about something I call cultural atrophy.
	Essentially, as I was growing up as an Englishman, I noticed I was getting more and more split off from my parents' culture as Kosovans, eventually having to decide which culture I would call my own.
	And I do believe that this would be an unintended side effect of mass immigration, and I wanted to get your thoughts on that.
	Yeah, I mean, my parents aren't immigrants, so I don't really have much experience with it, but no, I've seen it in other people.
	But you can also feel it just as someone who's native here.
	I move from town to town trying to get away from it, and I've ended up in the same situation in Swindon here that I did in Reading, or London.
	It just comes down the train line, I suppose, and...
	Trying to desperately get away and get back to whatever my parents used to have, which doesn't exist, it seems, in much of the country.
	Go to the next one.
	Why are men prestigious for sleeping with women, but women are sluts for sleeping with a bunch of men?
	That's not how it works.
	Men who do this are derogatorily called f*** boys by women who are usually themselves sluts, because even when being as degenerate as the men they seek to emulate, they can't trathom actual equal standards.
	When men hit on women, it's creepy, but it's girls having fun when they hit on men.
	Laws now exist for upskirting, but when a girl at my school tried to lift my kilt to see if I was wearing underwear, that was apparently hilarious.
	Oddly, she was offended when I responded to her question of whether or not I was wearing underwear by asking, are you?
	That's the thing.
	As long as it was consistency of this is how men are treated, this is how women are treated, and the differentials there, that would have been fine and you probably would have just had a laugh, she would have had a laugh, but instead, no.
	Instead we have to have this stupid double standard endlessly.
	Hate it.
	Go to the next one.
	On the subject of the English police being useless and not doing their job, but they are actually doing their job, it's just that it's not meant to put down criminals, it's meant to suppress those that would oppose the criminals in the Wefite state.
	Honestly, you're kind of at the point where if the police weren't around, people would probably be able to solve the crimes more easily by themselves.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, at least because then there would be no one standing in the way of some good old-fashioned vigilante justice.
	So we were leaked from someone in the government that apparently some of this is happening already in places like Rollroom.
	And this kind of solution to...
	What do you mean this is happening?
	Just to confirm.
	Policing.
	Without the police.
	Oh, okay.
	Alright.
	This kind of policing also obviously is very endemic to Northern Ireland with the community over there with both sides.
	I mean, they're just taking inspiration from the strongest Irishman in a thousand years, presumably.
	Yeah.
	Apparently people in Rotherham are starting to do that, which is the end result of not having a police force that deals with those crimes and instead deals with thought crimes.
	Yeah, I did make this point to Carl just before we went filming for that segment.
	I was like, what do you mean they're not doing their job?
	They're doing exactly as they're told.
	Literally just being ideological police.
	But yeah, it's not the dream, so that needs to change.
	I've been very disappointed with virtually all of the takes I've been hearing about student loan forgiveness, because they indicate that practically no one understands the big picture, which is that almost all of us are the victims of a crime, which is unfortunately not recognized as a crime by the government.
	The crime I'm speaking of is, of course, usury, a form of money lending that doesn't include a jubilee clause, or an agreement that if the money's not paid back within a certain amount of time, then the debt will be forgiven.
	I don't know how I feel about that, because you enter into it, so it's...
	But I can agree that it's probably something that you should have, because we have it in the UK, and this is one of the reasons I kind of can't stand people whining about tuition fees for this country, because for this country, you basically borrow like nine grand a year to pay for the tuition, and for how many years you're in uni.
	And after a certain period, it is just deleted, which is...
	Fine.
	But also, you have to earn a certain amount before you even start paying back any percentage of that money that you took out.
	Well, yeah.
	So it seems like a perfectly reasonable system to make money and also not screw people over for life.
	And I don't know why the Americans don't adopt that more.
	I presume it's...
	It's just because of how much of a money-making pyramid scheme universities have become there.
	I mean, they're not actually interested in education.
	When I first heard about people talking about how, like, parents save up their entire lives to be able to pay for their kid-student loans in America, I thought to myself, you know, like, it's pretty expensive over here, but surely, you know, saving up 30 grand, maybe, like, because it's about...
	27 grand overall if you do a three-year course in the UK. It's like, that seems possible, surely.
	And then I looked at it and it's like, how much are they charging over there?
	It's like 50 grand a year or something ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	It's why I wonder, actually, because you hear progressives endlessly say, oh, we should do what Europe does and just make tuition free for universities, which I'm sort of done with this.
	But...
	I don't actually know if that's in the left's best interest, because the amount of money American universities make is unreal.
	Just the amount they're charging, obviously, and the things they're able to pay for with all that.
	And it turns the universities into a perfect daycare centre for indoctrination.
	And frankly, I feel like the left's got a good thing going.
	I mean, sure, you end up with all these people in horrendous debt, but then...
	That's not a problem for you when it comes down to it.
	Like, you've got your serfs.
	Well, yeah, people in horrendous debt are much easier to make do things, I suppose.
	They're much easier to control because, you know, you've got financial worries hanging over your head the whole time.
	The lesson learned, and it has been to somewhat degree, I don't know what percentage, but it certainly has with white men because they're not going to university anymore, at least in this country.
	I imagine the United States the same, which is just not worth it for me.
	And, well, yeah, that's the market of work, which is actually useful.
	And moving in and just saying, oh, forgive all the loans for lesbian dance theory is obviously mad.
	Let's go to the next one.
	I just want to say, I really appreciate the weekend segment about true female beauty.
	Probably not intentional, but it made me feel really good about myself.
	It's nice to be appreciated as a woman and never underestimate female vanity.
	We are very vain creatures.
	Don't worry, I live with a woman.
	I'm very well aware.
	I did notice, like, in my own life, some of those lessons that the research taught were actually, you could see as well.
	I mean, just as we went to lunch, we walked past, in the mall, some advert for lingerie.
	And the lingerie model is not female beauty.
	I mean, like, she had, like, way too small of a bust.
	Her hips weren't right.
	It just, it wasn't good.
	And you just look at it and think, why would you do that?
	Cameron's wondering where his Playboy centerfolds are on lingerie adverts.
	But it's genuinely true.
	I mean, if you actually wanted to represent female beauty, I know the beauty industry doesn't, but if you wanted to...
	Well, no.
	As you pointed out, I think it was you or maybe the article you were covering yourself, as it pointed out, most of the people in charge of the female beauty industry are gay men.
	There's that criticism as well.
	Why would I trust a gay man to know what an attractive woman is?
	But the male ones, you know, it's everything on point.
	There's a male section in there as well.
	We didn't have time to go through it, just on male beauty.
	And she has a section where she's talking about male models versus female models, of course, for lingerie.
	Male lingerie, for all that is.
	Boxers, basically.
	But you've got, you know, the guy, he has a six-pack, he's got what are called, what are they called, cum gutters or something?
	What?
	The side bits.
	I kind of want that, you're going to have to look up the term.
	And his, like, bulge is showing.
	Okay.
	It's just like, literally every single point you could want from, like, a...
	What's a cum gutter?
	I'm sorry, I'm just stuck on...
	You'll have to Google it.
	I feel like you're describing, like, a muscle or something, just terribly.
	Yeah, it's the slide between, like, the pelvis bone sticking out.
	It's attractive.
	I don't know.
	I don't know, women things.
	And it's like everything is there, whereas in the female lingerie, just nothing is there.
	And it's just pathetic.
	And there was that.
	But then there was also a lady I saw walking.
	There was a 20-year-old and a 30-year-old.
	And this 30-year-old, you could see she was older, the effects are there, but she had a dress that went out and then went back in at her hips and then went out at her rear.
	Her arse!
	Yeah, and there was a 20-year-old next to her, and she was wearing these baggy-ass clothes, and I was like, yeah, no, this lady's actually way more attractive.
	I couldn't see their faces because they're both walking in front of me, but I was just like, yeah, no.
	Lessons have been learned there that haven't been learned there.
	Lots of women nowadays of our generation explicitly wear overtly baggy clothes to hide their physique.
	Mistake.
	Well, obviously.
	But they're being told that it's the right thing to do because it's empowering to them.
	It's empowering them to hide their femininity but then also be a massive slut.
	Anyway, we should go to the written comments on the site.
	So, on Antifa's nonce protection, Colin P says, it's not just intersectionality, it's M&S intersectionality.
	Ooh, that's got a nice ring to it.
	Yeah, there was a lot of feminists who did that, oh, it's M&S misogyny, which I was just saying, yeah, it's a joke, but I'm so sick of hearing about misogyny.
	Freewheel2112 says, Antifa are the NKVD of the intersectional movement, hammer and sickle fascist boot boys.
	Yep.
	Obvious.
	I did like, I think it may have been AA or Curse, I can't remember, one of them made the point that once you get to that sort of level, it's almost comical looking at them, because...
	They're obvious children?
	Yeah, I mean, the story goes, as you put it, it's just like, here's the reference of racism or whatever in articles, and then Occupy Wall Street happens, and then immediately after it goes to the roof.
	And you have these leftists who are worth of resistance because we're standing up to stuff.
	It's so comical how obviously backed by everything.
	I know that's been a million times.
	Yeah, I know.
	But like I say, over the weekend in Manchester Pride...
	Sponsored by all the big banks.
	Yeah, sponsored by all the big banks.
	I pointed out how it's literally...
	I pointed out to some friends, I was like, this is literally...
	This is just a party.
	This is just a big street party that's been dressed up in this big political message so that people don't feel bad about themselves because they know that otherwise, if they didn't dress it up with all these political messaging, most people wouldn't want you partying in the streets.
	Let me...
	I need to go to the bank, get out of my way.
	We don't even do that for our own holiday.
	Because Taliban Independence Day is going to be sponsored by whatever companies prop up in Kabul, right?
	I thought you were suggesting we should import Taliban Independence Day.
	You know, they get to go out on their dog leads and in their leather fetish outfits.
	We get to go out in our pickup trucks with our AKs.
	This would be equality.
	Brexit Day should be a day in which literal street parties happen and we're allowed to go out in the street and put benches down and just eat all the Victoria sponge we can eat.
	And sandwiches.
	That's all I'm saying.
	Mash and potatoes for everyone.
	Maybe if we pick up trucks naked, but we don't.
	Bangers and mash, sorry.
	Ewan Baker says M&S has been on a downward spiral since they apologised for the cheekiest monkey in the jungle shirt.
	You've got to disavow that comment just to make sure.
	There's also the three ducks.
	You remember the three ducks?
	I don't remember the three ducks, but I just got the cheekiest monkey in the show.
	Yeah, the child actor was embarrassed.
	But they made a three duck collection for Easter.
	It was like there was the dark chocolate duck, the light chocolate duck, the milk chocolate, and the white chocolate duck.
	And then Hope Not Hate were like, well, this is obvious racism.
	Anyway.
	Different types of chocolate racist.
	Yeah, because they were labeled, you know, the ugly duckling.
	Okay.
	Which did make sense because both of the browns were beauty and whatever.
	Freewill212 says, for your own safety, we are going to remove you from the society and place you into a camp in case people who disagree with you use violence against you.
	Great Britain 2023.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's one way to get the dissidents to shut up, isn't it?
	Well, we're going to kill you, and if you don't want us to kill us, you'll get...
	If you don't want us to kill you, you'll get in the camp.
	Do you remember that Frankie Boyle joke where he's like...
	Do I have to?
	Blacks and whites will hold hands one day in unison and all be together inside Chinese concentration camps.
	And I was like, you know, at least you know what you stand with a Chinese concentration camp.
	With an intersectional concentration camp, there's just...
	The hierarchy's just way too confusing.
	It's too much BS to justify what you're doing.
	Like, just oppress, because, you know, we're stronger.
	It's understandable.
	Have a good day.
	Anyway, Radshake was right, says British queer police confirming two rumours in that video with those women.
	Number one, gay people don't really like lesbians.
	Their alliance was one of convenience.
	People in the office agree with that.
	And number two, you are what you eat.
	Even applies to lesbians acting like C-words.
	This is actually a joke a gay man told me about lesbians, so I cannot take credit for it, he writes as well.
	I'm going to start using that one.
	that one yeah that's a pretty good one jake silver says the californians invading texas is causing irreparable damage even bringing their armed foot soldiers texans need to continue to guard their way of life from what can actually be described as an invading army once again greg just needs to expand the bus program so it's not just like mexican immigrants it's californian immigrants you also bus over to new york migration Remigration, just...
	Yep, there you go.
	Back you go.
	Like I said, I saw this clip of the governor of New York or something saying, like, oh, we don't want, if you're a Republican, just move to Florida or Texas.
	Get out.
	We don't want you living here.
	You don't share our values.
	And I'm just there, like, thinking, yeah, sure, this is a good thing.
	Import all the based people from New York and put them in Texas and Florida.
	Take all the cringe people from Texas and Florida and put them in New York.
	We'll see which state collapses first.
	Do you think a Californian tax might be constitutional?
	Because that might be a good idea.
	What, tax people who are from California?
	If you were a resident of California in the previous ten years, you pay a slightly higher tax, and that extra revenue...
	You pay double tax if we find evidence you voted blue in California.
	Well, that would be unconstitutional for sure, but I'm just thinking, like, number one, it deters them coming.
	Number two, it tells them to fuck off.
	And number three, like, the extra money you do get, you can spend on building a wall.
	So...
	Genius!
	Yeah, why not?
	Give it a try.
	Anyone at Greg's staffers?
	Anyone who's in contact with Greg?
	We will be wanting, you know, royalties for these ideas.
	We don't serve this up for free.
	I want a plaque.
	We'll use the money to build a statue here.
	Just remind people, the Californian.
	You know, like how in Soviet Russia you'd have a statue of the Americans.
	Yeah, the Californian is some, like, limp-wristed skinny.
	He's got a backpack on.
	Lord Nervar says, leftist supporting and protecting nonces.
	Next you tell me that my grass is green.
	Yeah, it is green.
	Don't know what to say.
	Kevin Fox says, Harry, it's the dangly bits that are the problem.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	I knew as soon as I said that.
	I knew what was going to happen.
	The Danish Viking lady here says, Well, you know, historically the kids will always rebel against the generation coming before them.
	And if the queers are the dominating culture now and are super cringe at that, naturally the young generations will end up rebelling against them.
	It's kind of on principle.
	There was a fella at the conference who I love dearly, but not in that way, who told me all sorts of stories about stuff they used to do back in the day to mess with Stonewall within the inside.
	One of them, I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but screw it, because it's funny.
	He came up with an idea that we're going to go to Brighton Pride and all dress up as Ku Klux Klan with rainbow Ku Klux Klan outfits.
	The idea being it's gay men against women against this.
	Like, it makes sense in the intersectional movement now, and no one would have got it back then.
	Unfortunately, everyone bottled it.
	But it's just, he came out, and I was speaking to him about this, and he was like, well, that's such a good point, trendsetters.
	Like, as soon as it's dead, it's dead, honey.
	Fantastic.
	Anyway, Colin P says, the idea of two sexes only came back in the C-18th?
	18th century.
	18th century.
	You mean back when we started using science?
	It might have had something to do with it, yes.
	But how does the shaman make the woman exist?
	I don't know.
	They were just our inferiors before.
	What world are you living in where you think that was the universe?
	I mean, what world are you living in where you think that just...
	When you're a progressive and you go, see, things were so much better when we just thought that women were inferior men.
	Actually, no, to be fair, that's perfectly on brand.
	Fuzzy Toaster says, typical of an uninformed American to conflate 200 years of ancient.
	What next?
	In great antiquity, in the time before time, the dreaded pirate Captain Roberts.
	Yeah, the ancient era of when America only barely existed.
	Ooh!
	Nothing existed before America, Callum.
	You should know this.
	Sorry, Yankees, but I mean, it is a cultural aspect that no one else can stand.
	Yeah, on to Zuckerberg admits.
	We've got JC saying, is there any time when censorship is a good thing?
	Hmm...
	Say you're scrolling through Twitter and people are posting some really disgusting photos, just a nice blurry filter so I don't have to see it immediately if I don't want to, maybe that.
	I'd say there are times when you should hold yourself to standards, but that's not really censoring anything.
	If somebody says, I want to debate with you the pros and cons of noncery, you're perfectly fine and valid to say, no, I don't want to debate that with you.
	That's not a discussion I want to have, but that's not really censorship because you're not forcing them to say...
	To not say anything.
	I'm going to go another direction.
	There is, in my mind, because somebody has to censor some of the content we do.
	Oh, yes.
	There is very good censorship.
	It's when you do it for a laugh.
	Oh, yeah, that's great.
	That's always great.
	Censoring the wrong words in films when they're talking is hilarious.
	Yeah, but you also find sometimes, like...
	I don't know if I'm right about this, but you ever watch South Park or Family Guy, even after The Watershed, and they'll censor swear words sometimes, and it's funny, and then you go and buy the version off some site or find it for other legal means.
	It doesn't hit as hard.
	I know what you mean when they don't censor it.
	I was shocked when I was watching South Park and I got the Season 13 DVD, and this was after they'd stopped censoring them on the DVDs as well, and I was sitting there going, it's not quite as funny.
	No, it is actually better when you put some standards in.
	Ewan Baker says, It's funny, the left always wants to defund the police, but not the FBI. Hmm, it's almost like the FBI are basically their hit squads at this point.
	Andrew Narog says, Yeah, pretty much.
	I would just abolish the FBI at this point, and many other institutions.
	There's one thing I actually like about the libertarians.
	They're just like, yeah, just destroy the IRS and replace it with what?
	Why would it need to be anything?
	Destroy the Federal Reserve, destroy the IRS, destroy the FBI, because mainly they're just used as a beating stick against their own citizens at this point.
	If the left loves them, then they're police for the left.
	Yeah, if the left love them, destroy them.
	That's the response.
	Screwtape lasers.
	Oh, what a cute baby.
	I'm joking.
	Maybe don't take that to every logical conclusion.
	It's just J-Reg's logic, you know?
	Yeah, true.
	Screwtape Lasers says, you joke about the SkewTube article being written by AI, but OpenAI's GPT-3 model has already been used to write a passing academic research paper.
	The long-form bot articles are already here.
	Well, to be fair, when James Lindsay and Peter Boghossian and Helen Pluckrose can write a bunch of nonsense papers and get them published in respected academic journals because it's so nonsense they can't tell...
	then yeah, I can believe that an AI could write a passing academic paper.
	M1 Ping, it's strange that the FBI has acquired a reputation for impartiality when its founder and long-serving director was notorious for abusing power and holding blackmail material on seemingly everyone.
	That's true, and the only reason that I can think that it would be anything other than, you know, the attitude towards them would be anything other than what they actually are, is mainly TVs and movies.
	TV shows and movies.
	Because so many TV shows and movies, as a way of making it easy to get into the action, have FBI agents as the main hero of the story.
	Just think of even my favourite show, Twin Peaks, does it.
	X-Files does it.
	You've got all these police procedurals and they're always unequivocally the good guys.
	Morally black and white.
	You'll watch Catch Me If You Can.
	I have watched, I think, the second half onwards because it was on TV once when I was flicking through.
	I'm going to say that the FBI agent in that is categorically the bad guy.
	It's just a humble young lad trying to get on with his life.
	At one point, the guy who actually did it as well, he sat down and just studied for the bar and passed it in two weeks or whatever, which is a phenomenal thing.
	Good on him.
	Obvious genius.
	Becomes a lawyer, and then it gets rumbled by this FBI agent tracking him down.
	It's just like, dude, leave him alone.
	He's clearly a genius.
	He's living his life.
	Well, they ended up hiring him in real life, didn't they?
	Yeah, they drive him to the point that he becomes this fraudulent moneymaker in France, and then gets arrested.
	He just left Malone when he became the lawyer.
	You could have just been like, yeah, alright.
	I mean, he's just doing his work.
	I mean, he's probably more honest than most lawyers.
	He defrauded Pan Am.
	Other than maybe a few depictions here and there, I think most people have their ideas of, to be honest, a lot of how the world works from movies, and movies are not depicting real life.
	I know, it's shocking that I have to say such a thing.
	John Lott Matters says regarding Zuckerberg's admission that the FBI, the arm of the federal government, violated the First Amendment of the Constitution and outright censored the American public by hiding behind private big tech companies to do its bidding.
	There must be a wall between government and private business, and personhood ought to be stripped from companies and corporations, which would ban them from not only funding political parties and politicians, but also ban them from lobbying politicians, giving political opinions, and having an open door to government.
	Companies and corporations and businesses are not people, they are constructs created by people that will cease to exist if humanity disappeared.
	I'm not anti-capitalized nor anti-business, but I wholly oppose business-government collusion.
	No, and you're absolutely right.
	Even, like, hardcore ANCAP libertarians like Murray Rothbard noted for a long time throughout the history of America the long, long trend of government and business colluding with one another and how it always ended up screwing the little guy.
	So, no, absolutely, it's not anti-capitalist to say that government and business should not be colluding with one another.
	Colin P. It would be interesting to see how the fortification and suppression of disinformation work in regard to the Dems pushing what they believe are far-right Republican candidates.
	We'll see.
	And Drew Doomhand says, Well put, sir.
	Well, a water bottle says, Hassan, punch Nazi.
	Sam Hyde, I'm coming to your house.
	Hassan, wait, no.
	That's dangerous.
	We can't have that kind of violence.
	It might interfere with my ability to eat my mom's chicken tenders.
	My chicken tendies.
	Yeah.
	I mean, coming from America Deserve 9-11 man as well, it's just...
	Maybe I should send him a rug.
	You know I've got those 9-11 rugs from Afghanistan?
	It's true, I've seen them.
	Do you reckon you do?
	You should wear one of those rugs on the podcast.
	I'm coming to your house.
	I'm coming to your house, Azad, Piker!
	I'm going to give you a rug in real life!
	Anyway, Free Will says there's zero power in Piker's kicks, no follow-through.
	Joe Rogan's are absolutely brutal.
	Yes, they are.
	They look like they put a hole in a wall.
	Yeah, I don't think Hassan's kicks would even hurt in the slayers.
	You'd feel like he'd been touched.
	You'd feel like it...
	Like the dagger just gone...
	You'd feel like his leg hair brush up against you.
	It might tickle a little bit.
	You're like, teehee, Hassan.
	Senpai, Hassan, why no?
	But it's the kind of kick you might do to be like, you know, hey, bro, look over here.
	Like, to get their attention.
	Yeah.
	I mean, the fact that he put that out is hilarious, because he saw that footage and thought, yes, I'm such a badass, no one's gonna come at me.
	Ewan says, I've seen memes of Sam Hyde, but never really seen much.
	F-ing hell, that's funny as F. Which, certainly is.
	I can't believe the ghost of Kiev would do this.
	Fly his jet into Hassan Piker's house, because...
	Well, this is all true, but I will just say, if he's building a physique like that, he must be doing the steroids for a reason.
	And if it's not to punch Nazis, then he's putting it all to waste.
	Is this the people who go to the gym equivalent of everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi?
	No, let's be honest.
	Riddle me this, Callum.
	How does a man sit around on his computer for 12-15 hours a day watching YouTube videos and eating chicken tendies that his mum gives him and still ends up jacked?
	I don't think he's jacked.
	He actually is kind of jacked.
	Do you sure he doesn't just like eating not a lot?
	You don't get jacked by not eating a lot.
	I don't know, he just doesn't look big to me.
	But he listens to YouTube at the gym that John is writing, which I... Well, yeah, but Hassan's not streaming from the gym, is he, John?
	I've never seen him in a gym.
	I mean, there was actually, he did tweet one picture of him holding like a 5kg weight at the gym and being like, hey, should I put it down on his Twitter page after the death threats?
	And everyone was just responding with, like, why are you trying to show off like, oh, I'm big, but you won't fight Sam Hyde.
	It's just stupid.
	Anyway, Callum Dayton says, hello to Seas, thank you very much for introducing me to this nutty Irishman.
	100% Irish.
	Really needed the laugh and the white pill after a black pill from last week and the weekend.
	Sure.
	I don't think The Weeknd was all black pills.
	Once again, the feminine beauty one was great.
	How to be a good woman.
	I know you guys needed that one.
	Well, Sophie did.
	I shared it with my missus and it made her feel better because, you know, women are constantly like, oh, I need to be skinnier.
	I just need to be like a little twig.
	And I'm like, no.
	No, that would be the most unattractive thing possible.
	Thick thighs save lives.
	One on an armband.
	Anyway, I suppose we'll end this off with a great message being from Andrew Narok saying, great speech by Sam Hyde there.
	Respect your mums.
	And on that note, it's time to end the show.
	So, if you want more from us, LotusEars.com, of course.
	Otherwise, we'll be back tomorrow, 1 o'clock.

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