Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 23rd of November 2021.
I'm joined by Leo.
Hello!
And today we're going to be talking about J.K. Rowling getting doxxed, literally.
Also a bunch of Hollywood nonces, very sad that a local nonce has died, grieving their loss of their nonce friend.
Yeah, that's Hollywood celebrities commenting on the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, and unsurprisingly they've come out in favour of the nonce that Kyle Rittenhouse shot.
I love how that's the only thing they really have to say on it, because they've got nothing else.
It's just like, well, I can't prove anything, but nonce.
It's like, okay, this is your one in on this story, is it?
Anyway, so the last thing we're going to talk about is also the Biden administration going after Alex Jones and Roger Stone, which is interesting, and I think it's probably going to blow up some more.
I mean, that's political.
Yes.
That is political targeting.
But we'll get into that.
So some of the things I mentioned first, so some of the new stuff we have on the website.
So the first thing here being a free article from Thomas Intersectionalism's Mysterious Pedophilia Problem.
A bunch of nonces.
I mean, the left of pedos meme really does come to mind every week at this point.
You might not know, but there's...
Every week there's a new thing.
So, I mean, recently we had the John Lewis advert for home insurance where they were saying, oh, we're proud to show a homosexual child.
It's like, how can a child be homosexual?
Surely sexuality should be something that develops after puberty.
You know, if you're not sexually active, you can't be...
Was he meant to be homosexual?
I thought he was meant to be cross-dressing.
Yeah, but they said, like, you know, this is a representation of, like, I can't remember who it was, said it was a representation of, you know, homosexuality or whatever.
Like, a positive representation of homosexuality or queer culture.
No, they said that, you know, completely...
Straight-faced, ironically.
But also we've had Cuties, so the Netflix drama that sexualised children, had eight-year-olds twerking.
And another Netflix show, Sex Unzipped.
So it was talking about all the different kinds of sex you can have, except for straight sex, because obviously that's evil now.
But all the different kinds of sex, and all the different genders and sexualities and stuff.
And they did it with Muppets!
They did it with Muppets!
Actually, when I say they did it with Muppets, I mean they used Muppets to sort of make the points in the show.
So obviously, you know, all these mothers were tweeting saying, my daughter's added this to her watch list because you've got puppets on the cover.
You know what I mean?
So it's disgusting.
It's sort of just doing stuff to lure.
It's almost like cigarette advertising, you know, the subliminal advertising to children using cartoons or whatever.
It's right to be suspicious.
There's got to be a line drawn that you don't cross.
But there's not just those, of course, there's the examples in Thomas' article to go and check out as well.
And the left-the-pedos, the left-the-pedos, the left-the-pedos meme has never not been true, apparently.
So moving on, we go to the next one here, which is a video that Carl and Thomas did together on repressive tolerance.
So go and check that out.
They're having a discussion about that.
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And of course, we also have Carl speaking at the conference.
So if we go to the next one, I'm trying to remember the conference's name.
Counter Conference.
There we are.
So Counter Conference is the conference being put up by Getter in, I think it's the O2. And Carl's going to be speaking there.
Jason, the guy in charge of Getter.
Lawrence Fox and Nudge Farage and so forth.
There are an unbelievably number of people going there.
So go check that out.
Also, I wanted to mention, on Liberty Book Club, we've done it, we filmed it, so we're editing that and we'll be putting it out.
And also, a very, very big thank you to the chap who sent in the, like, 1850s or something copy.
Very nice to have.
So, I hope I'm not too rude about John Stuart Mill.
And, well, Carl doesn't care about being rude about John Stuart Mill, but I felt like I was a little bit going too hard on him after we recorded it, but, oh well.
So, let's get into J.K. Rowling.
Yep.
Oh, goddammit.
So, J.K. Rowling got doxxed last night.
So, this is the story, and you can see here J.K. Rowling tweeting about it.
Quite upset, of course, as you might imagine.
So she says in here: "Last night my family's address was posted on Twitter by three activist actors who took pictures of themselves in front of our house, carefully positioning themselves to ensure that our address was visible.
I want to say a massive thank you to everybody who reported the image to Twitter support.
Your kindness and decency made all the difference to my family and me.
I'd also like to thank Police Scotland for their support and assistance in this matter." Because, of course, this is also a criminal matter.
So...
She continues, I implore those people who retweeted the image with the address still visible, even if they did so in condemnation of these people's actions to please delete it.
Over the last few years, I've watched a poll as women like, and then she just lists a bunch of women, lots of TERFs that have been persecuted, let's say.
And a lot of them, you know, LGBT spokespeople like Joanna Cherry, you know, SNP front bench, well, former front bench, but Sturgeon used transphobia as an accusation to depose her from the front bench.
But she's a lawyer.
She's an MSP or an MP. I can't remember which one.
But, you know, these are people who...
Rosie Duffield being a Labour MP. Yeah, these are people that just a few years ago would have been definitely on the left wing.
Joey Bindle.
Yeah, definitely on the woke side of things.
So it shows how quickly attitudes have changed.
And when attitudes change that quickly, there does need to be some sort of calibration and some sort of examination and free debate.
But also, there is an ideological difference, of course, between the feminists and the intersectionalists.
So we're like, right, well, we're not stopping here.
And it's like, okay, well, then this train's going to get Mad, isn't it?
So she says, many, many others, including women who have no public profile, but have contacted me to relate their experiences, have been subject to campaigns of intimidation which reign from being hounded on social media, the targeting of their employers, all the way to doxing and direct threats of violence, including rape.
And this is all censorship.
If you target the visible people, then people lower down are afraid to say what they think, so everybody gets silenced.
Because self-censorship, the most censorship that happens is self-censorship, and it's based on what you see happening to other people.
It happens in the world of entertainment as well, so comedians will be afraid of talking about certain issues because they've seen other comedians getting cancelled for it.
Yeah, I mean, you could call it a trans terror if you want, which is a real thing.
I just can't go over the idea of, like, I'm going to threaten a woman with rape because I'm standing up for LGBT rights.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
And there's a weird double standard.
With the Me Too movement, which is obviously very woke, they were like, believe all women.
But then some lesbians came out and said, we're being coerced and forced into...
Not those women.
They're like, yeah, don't believe them!
Yeah.
So she finishes off here.
None of these women are protected in the way I am.
They and their families have been put into a state of fear and distress for no other reason than that they refuse to uncritically accept the socio-political concept of gender identity and should replace that of sex.
I have to assume, and then she tags the three individuals who went there, their accounts are gone, of course, thought that doxing me would intimidate me out of speaking up for women's sex-based rights.
And she makes the point that, of course, well, you know, I've been threatened and all Right, yeah.
Or did they have their accounts deleted?
I don't know.
Don't scroll down too much, of course, because we don't want to run into the image.
These are archives that we found because, of course, that's how the internet really works.
is that this stuff is here forever.
So this is the first individual she tagged here.
And as you can see, she's a promoter or actor for Death Drop, which is a play.
It's all in drag, of course.
If we go to the next one, we have the next individual.
Again, some kind of actor for Death Drop.
Stand-up comedian, as they say about themselves.
And then if we go to the next one, we also...
Stand-up comedian.
I see people with stand-up comedian in their bios, and I've never heard of them.
Despite me being a circuit comedian who does every gig in the UK, apart from you're the ones that don't book me because I'm not woke. - Oh, you different club, I imagine.
I imagine that's the problem, to be honest.
I reckon there's a sort of comedian who makes maybe £30 a week from stand-up and just does the Poodle Club and wanky cabaret gigs.
Just only makes jokes about being choir or something like that.
Yeah.
Nothing else.
And then the last one here is the self-described drag king who promotes Death Drop again.
And, well, I mean, big surprise.
And also the staff of Death Drop do still have their accounts, so of course they're in big support.
This is an individual, for example.
The way they describe themselves as well.
English literature student, activist, he, they, hashtag black lives matter, hashtag trans lives matter, hashtag LGBTQI lives matter.
Oh, God.
I mean, you know who you're dealing with, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hashtag be kind, but also burn down this woman's house.
Yes, at the first possible convenience.
And he supported these people and works on Death Drop as well.
And it's, you know, continues.
If we go to the next one, we have another person who tried to make a defense of this situation.
And again, I don't know if they're attached to Death Drop, but I assume so.
Someone else who seems to be in drag or...
I don't really know what the difference is between drag and trans.
Drag is like you're wearing it, but you're not taking it home.
The difference between drag and trans is like transgender people are transgender women.
Basically, it's a woman born in a male body and goes through the changes, has the surgery, puts the effort in to become a woman.
Whereas a drag act is like blackface.
It's the trans equivalent of blackface.
I'm not even joking.
At the end of the day, a drag act takes their makeup off and turns back into a fat trucker called Kevin.
There's a complete distinction.
Quite often, drag acts are gay men.
Whereas transgender women, I believe transgender women, if they put the effort in, then they're women.
The hot ones are women.
The lumpy ones that have got beards and stuff aren't women.
I think we can all understand the common sense distinction there.
But yeah, transgender women, like Blair White.
Blair White is a woman!
Blair White is a total...
In fact, Blair White is more of a woman than a lot of cisgender women.
You know, I just realised, your definition of a woman here also just means we can tell which transgender people you like.
See the other problem?
But yeah, I think Blair White, definitely.
Nobody would argue that Blair White's not a woman.
In my head I'm just hearing like, yeah, so I'd bang Blair White.
Anyway, so this blackface, trans blackface individual, I actually quite like that.
It's a good comparison.
It's accurate.
Yeah, it's just doing it for Fridays.
And I bet in 10 years time it'll be banned.
Yes.
Drag acts will be banned.
I'm surprised it's not.
No, anyway.
But they say in here, you can't dox JK Rowling.
Every second person in Edinburgh proudly points out to you where her massive house is.
They print pics of her gates in the tabloids when she gets in trouble with the local council over her hedges.
Like, her gaff in Edinburgh is the virgin of Enya's castle?
I don't know that castle, but if you could scroll down on this for this local reporting about hedges being too big, there is an image.
And you'll notice it doesn't include the address as visible.
Yeah, because that would be illegal.
Yeah, that's kind of the point, the difference between doxing a person and taking a picture of the house.
Yeah, yeah.
And yeah, you can see that's not visible there.
Whereas with these guys going down there, they made it visible.
And that's the difference.
So if we go to the next one, this is just Death Drop, which is, as you can see, this play, which, okay...
Is the title a threat against J.K. Rowling?
Maybe.
Hey, we're going to hang you or something?
I mean, it would make sense.
Anyway, moving on.
Now slaying in a town near you.
Has to do with the 41%ers.
So if we go on to the next one, we have someone who apparently took part and then stands by it, as they say here.
So they say, Yesterday we posted a picture we took outside J.K. Rowling's house.
While we stand by the photo, since posting it, we have received an overwhelming amount of serious and threatening transphobic messages, and so I've decided to take the photo down.
It's like...
And doubt.
Big doubt.
I think you realise that actually this is terrible and illegal.
Look at the ratio!
Oh my god, 103 likes and 1113 quote tweets!
So it's all people quote tweeting with stuff like that.
So you stalk the women and are now complaining that you are the victim.
I mean, pluck 1234 there.
That's just a transphobic statement.
Him saying maybe you shouldn't stalk women.
If you could help her.
For five minutes.
We've reached that point of the dissonance has grown that extreme.
Yeah, basically a man in drag.
I mean, Holly Starrs isn't a transgender woman, I'm assuming.
He's a drag act.
Stalked a woman and, you know, threatening violence against a woman.
And then it's like crying.
And it's like, you know, I've been sent messages.
What if people came to your house instead?
What about that?
And then they doxed you to all their friends who hate you and want you dead.
What about that?
No, not concerned at all.
And interestingly, so Holly Stars is represented by PBJ management, I believe.
And I believe, I'm not totally sure, but it might have been the same people that Andrew Lawrence had as his agents.
I'm not totally sure.
Maybe that was somebody else.
Wow.
But yeah, I'm just wondering if the agency's going to drop...
Because I'm pretty sure if Andrew Lawrence, or a male comedian, or a male presenting comedian, whatever you're supposed to say...
He's a comedian who lost his job for telling a joke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Didn't threaten any violence against women, didn't post any women's addresses, but for some reason, if you put on some lipstick and do it, it's fine.
You can go for it.
I love how he does his job, loses his job, commits crime, Nothing, as of yet.
Anyway, but let's go to the next one here, because Yankee has something to say.
Of course they do.
This is someone who describes himself as a nosy negress, right?
In their bio, they call themselves college student, mean girl, trademark, hater, she, her, descendant of American slavery.
And again, they're just woken morons.
Hashtag be kind.
They argue in here, how can J.K. Rowling claim to be doxxed when her house is literally on public government websites as a landmark?
And then gives a link to allaboutedinburgh.co.uk, which is not a government website.
By definition, ends in.gov in this country.
And this got 11,000 likes as well.
I mean, it's just the support massively from these morons who don't know anything.
And then if we just go to the next one, I mean, does this look like a government-run website to you, Leo?
I mean, it could be run by the Scottish government.
Yeah, totally true.
Yeah, except it loaded.
Doesn't end in.gov.
You can have Gary at All About Edinburgh there.
I don't think Gary is a public employee.
Gary is the king of Scotland.
I think he's the guy who just runs the website anyway, so he shouldn't have that up if it is there.
So let's carry on.
So we go to the next one.
There's also the argument that it's not doxing if there's a bus stop outside.
What?!
Which doesn't make sense.
What?!
So this person tries to defend what took place and argued, that house doesn't have a Wikipedia page.
Okay.
As if that would bloody matter, but okay.
However, it is mentioned on most Edinburgh's tourist websites, and it is in Edinburgh's news frequently because her hedges are too large.
Also, it has a bus stop right outside.
And then some other moron with the pride flag is like, wait, there's a bus stop outside her house?
The house whose location she's claiming was doxxed?
Just because you have a bus stop outside your house doesn't mean you deserve to be doxxed.
I don't know why I have to make that argument.
I've never heard that argument made before.
But also the idea it's on all the tourist websites, not no.
So I just googled tourism in Edinburgh, you've got TripAdvisor, it's not there.
So that one's done.
But also just if we go to the next one, it's not even on the Ultimate Harry Potter Guide to Edinburgh.
They don't have a house on there.
Because, well that would be inappropriate.
It would also be kind of illegal.
Even when you're sharing it with people who like her, it's not okay to do.
So when you're sharing it with people who want to kill her, it's definitely not alright to do.
I mean, the fans are not coming to her house and being like, cup of sugar?
It's not, no, because it would be wrong.
Instead they send them to places like the cafe where she thought of the idea, for example.
I mean, the one positive thing is, unlike somebody like Marion Miller, who's just an accountant and has been doxxed and attacked by the TRAs...
J.K. Rowling does have a big house.
J.K. Rowling's got billions of pounds, so she can afford security, which is great.
So, I mean, yeah...
It's got some big walls as well, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hopefully it should be fine.
Big house with, like, what do you call it?
XSAS people in there.
Would you fire SAS guys?
They feel like it'd be...
Well, I was talking to the guys who do the security at GB News.
They all seem to be like ex-Paras or ex-SAS or whatever.
That's base.
That's actually awesome.
They all do the, what do they call it, close contact security or something.
So, yeah, literally taking a bullet like, no!
Probably grabbing the bullet out of the air, to be honest, and throwing it back.
Stabbing the guy with it.
Anyway, that's great to hear.
It's very fitting.
GB News, you've got the SAS guys up front.
Anyway, so moving on.
So if we go to the next one here, we have someone else trying to defend this and, of course, verify checkmark.
I strongly disagree with the practice of doxing anyone.
Oh, yeah, but I feel like but is coming up.
No matter how strongly you dislike them, but J.K. Rowling's claim of being doxed is a little questionable when the mansion she lives in is known as a tourist destination with its own Wikipedia page.
17,000 likes there.
And, uh, just not dunces.
So if we go to the next one, we have someone trying to claim, oh, it's got a Wikipedia page.
I don't know how you say that word.
Maybe you can pronounce it.
Killy Shetty.
There we are.
That's the name of the house that she brought.
One of them.
Because, of course, she's a goddamn billionaire.
Yeah.
And this house, as listed in here, is like 70 miles north of Edinburgh.
So this isn't the house?
No.
No.
It's just not.
Anyone reading the bloody Wikipedia could have found that out.
But no, again, 11,000 morons or whatever it was are like, yeah, no, I'll give that a like.
That's the point.
It's got a Wikipedia page.
Just no fake news.
And of course, the leftist media backed up the people who did this.
So we have an example, if we go to the next one, of course, of Pink News, who decided to back this up.
So you can see them saying that JK Rowling condemns actors who held trans day of remembrance protest outside our house.
Yeah.
No.
No, they doxxed her.
I mean, we can't show it, but it's actually quite funny some of the signs they brought.
Like, one of them brought a sign saying, what was it, Trans Revolution Now?
Yeah, one of them said, don't be a sissy with a C. So, in effect, they're discriminating against people based on their gender.
Because they're saying, don't be cisgender.
I've read it now.
It's trans-liberation now is one of the signs.
What are you going to do?
The trans-liberation army, as John was joking, is going to rise up and bomb her house or something.
Also, what political change are they fighting for?
Transgender people are equal in law and you're allowed to change gender.
What else do you want?
Apart from the ability to be criminal and escape consequences.
I mean, that.
I'll have that.
He doesn't want that.
Anyway, if we go back to Rose of Dawn, because Rose of Dawn actually does have some things to say.
We're having her on next week, hopefully, so she'll have some ideas of what could be done, let's say.
Pink News has framed it in this way, because they believe it's fine to target and dox a private citizen at their home address, so long as it's the ones doing it have the right views.
Doxing is just a normalised part of progressive activism.
Absolutely correct.
I'm going to ask, my fiancée's a criminal barrister, so...
I got engaged, by the way.
Oh, welcome.
But she's a criminal barrister.
I'm going to say...
Good for you or something.
It's like I said it up.
I'm a good English.
Yeah, she's a criminal barrister.
She's done prosecution and defence for stuff.
So I'm going to ask her what she thinks about doxing.
Well, the thing is, I think it's multiple instances would be the point of threshold of being able to charge them with harassment, because that's the point as well.
Go back and do it again!
So you've got to show, what do you call it, mea culpa and something else.
Like, show intent to, so instead of just, like, accidentally...
The intent's obviously there.
Yeah, yeah, the intent, well, to us the intent's obviously there, but they could probably argue as a defence, oh, we're just having a photo taken.
Outside the house where we're doing the...
You made sure to have the address in the background.
Anyway, but let's go to the next one here.
So we have some of the other things.
So this one was really weird.
Someone was saying that, um, no, he's talking about her bigotry that caused the stalking.
Her bigotry that caused the stalking, as Stephen points out.
It's like, have you thought about that one?
Like, it was her skirt that caused the rape.
Straight to the victim blaming, of course.
It's her fault that she could dare to have used the women and women.
Right.
But we also have the response from more sensible people.
So we have the Free Speech Union, for example, who are backing J.K. Rowling, of course.
And the LGB Alliance are also backing J.K. Rowling immediately.
So if we go to the next one, we have them saying that they're standing in solidarity.
Apparently they now have some contacts with MPs, which is good.
Nice to see.
Maybe some have some more debate in the Parliament.
And also GB News, which I wanted to mention, because it's just nice of them to make sure.
And you can see me on GB News tonight from 11pm till midnight doing headline.
I was going through the next day's headlines.
It was very smooth.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, so that's the story of JK Rowling getting doxxed.
But the thing on my mind to those people who did it is, do it again.
Go on, do it again.
Because if they do do it again, it will reach the threshold for harassment in the UK. Right.
That is a crime and it carries a serious prison sentence or fine or both.
So, like, one incident of doxing can be defended as, you know, we didn't...
I don't know about the doxing aspects, because I just, I don't know.
But on the harassment and intimidation, because they went there to cause alarm and distress, well, if you do it once, that's not enough for harassment.
Multiple instances, multiple instances can be two.
That's enough.
That's enough to then say, no, you're committing a crime, and we will take you to court.
And I wonder if, you know, the liberal entertainment industry is going to continue to rally around them and defend them.
All the agents and the venues who are so quick to cancel people who crack a joke that isn't, like, not attacking someone or standing outside their house or revealing their address.
Just cracking a joke.
People get dumped.
But, yeah, so I wonder if the liberal cancel culture people will continue to defend them.
Well, let's see what they're doing with the nonce.
The nonce!
So, Kyle Rittenhouse, that true American hero.
The myth is he's still out there defending property as we speak.
I love it when people...
Because the whole Black Lives Matter and Antifa thing where they were like, defund the police, defund the police, we'll replace it with community policing.
It's like, well, we replaced it with really good, effective community policing.
You know, these armed, you know, some people say vigilantes, some people say...
True American Patriots!
They did their job!
They did their job!
There were people going to burn down businesses, people going to attack people, and they did their job with the appropriate level of force, I think.
If you're dealing with a paedophile who's attacking you, I love that Tucker Carlson line about Joseph Rosenbaum, who said he died as he lived, trying to touch an unwilling minor.
Do you see Ben and Jerry's response to the situation as well?
Yeah, I think I did a thing about it last week on Lotus Eaters, because they said, oh, if he was black, he'd...
It was like the Joseph Rosenbaum flavour or something.
It's like he's still trying to get in kids' mouths.
Yeah.
Anyway, bad jokes.
Yeah, yeah.
And yeah, Ben and Jairus were like, how would he have been treated if he was black?
He's like, man, if he was black, if a black 17-year-old shot three white guys who were trying to kill him, you'd name an ice cream after him.
You know what I mean?
That's the actual truth of it.
But anyway, getting into it.
So obviously, Hollywood liberals have come and spoken about the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
And of course, he was exonerated on all charges.
So they finally realise, Kid did nothing wrong.
Kid did nothing wrong.
Defending himself.
Found there's a jury, you know, a jury taking cross-section of community and, you know, it's a very fair trial.
There's so much scrutiny in this trial.
If there's any, you know, subjudice or any prejudice brought against it, it was by the liberal media who were trying to dox the jurors and, you know, all the rest of them.
Literally MSNBC getting cushed out of the courtroom for doing that.
So, you know, fingers crossed Kyle's going to become very rich suing CNN and people like that, which is going to be delightful, and then maybe he can move on to suing some of these celebrities, because some of them have said things that are defamatory.
But yeah, so the first one that caught my eye was Mark Ruffalo, who's actually been in some brilliant films, like Blindness.
Great film, but he says...
So he's giving a cute nickname, Jojo, to Joseph Rosenbaum, who's a paedophile.
Not just a paedophile, not just any paedophile, man.
Like, people talk about Epstein.
Epstein was preying on teenage girls.
You know, it's bad, but...
Flying them on a private jet to a tropical island.
You know what I mean?
If you want to get nonced by anybody, I'd say, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein.
And he's a good-looking guy.
You know what I mean?
I'm not saying what he did was right, but I'm just saying...
If you had to choose between him and Rosenbaum.
Yeah, him, Rosenbaum, Jimmy Savile.
You know what I mean?
You'd go with Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, God.
You would go with Jeffrey Epstein.
The F. Mary kill situation there.
F. Mary nonce.
So, yeah.
But, you know, getting away from Jeffrey.
And also Jeffrey Epstein had the good grace to kill himself.
And I respect that in a nonce.
I don't like it when they stay alive at taxpayers' expense.
It's like a defence of Hitler.
He did kill Hitler.
Mark Ruffalo.
Well, man...
Joseph Rosenbaum, he was multiple counts of raping children.
I think as young as five.
The most barbarous, despicable fucking subhuman.
Just the worst.
The worst of the worst.
All his victims still alive and having to listen to this.
And the families watching him being defended by all these liberal elites.
I'm not actually surprised that these Hollywood liberal elites are defending a paedophile because obviously anyone in Hollywood is keeping their mouths shut and defending and not speaking out against the paedophile rings.
If anybody does speak out against them, like you saw Corey Feldman, one of the few child stars from the 80s who is still alive, Because a lot of the other ones have succumbed to either suicide or drug overdoses because they were all victims of paedophile grooming gangs in Hollywood.
And this is open knowledge and there really should be people being arrested.
And we've seen how it can all crumble with people like Kevin Spacey.
I mean, we're not talking paedophiles here, but Kevin Spacey or Harvey Weinstein...
And then all the Hollywood liberals who were maintaining a wall of silence about Harvey Weinstein, then they all come out and, oh, what he did was bad.
It's like, why didn't you say this 15 years ago when you're having your photo taken with him at the Oscars and keeping your mouth shut because you knew it would advance your career to do it?
And now it's advancing their career to toe this liberal line about Rittenhouse.
So anyway, yeah, the next one.
Rhys Witherspoon.
If we scroll down, we can see her tweet.
Just scroll down a little bit.
So she says, no one should be able to purchase a semi-automatic weapon.
He didn't cross state lines with the weapon, but anyway.
I love it.
I just bring it up as much as possible.
None of them have followed the details of the trial.
They don't know what they're talking about.
I'm going to stop swearing.
This makes me angry, though.
None of them know about the gun being pointed at Carl's head, but they all know about the state lines.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The state lines, you know, 20 minutes drive.
And, yeah, Reese Witherspoon was arrested for drunk driving and yelled at the cop, they don't know who you are, shouldn't you be held accountable for drinking?
Anyway, like, you know, Reese Witherspoon is, whether she's got a spoon or not, she's a terrible person.
So, yeah, here's Corey Feldman, yeah, just talking about the pedo ring.
So, yeah, he's still alive.
He wants to expose Hollywood's darkest secrets.
There are documentaries out there It's worth watching.
It's very eye-opening.
Any power structure with a lot of money, with people wanting to climb the ladder and there's a lot of competition for it, like the Catholic Church or Hollywood, is going to have plenty of abuse of power and paedophilia and stuff like that.
So that's that.
Moving on, Lady Gaga.
Systemic prejudice.
Evil destroys the world!
Like, Jesus Christ, like, come on, Lady Gaga.
You know, who gives a crowd on Lady Gaga's opinion on politics, you know?
You call Lady Gaga.
Maybe give up your position in the system.
She's got an exalted position in the system that she thinks is evil.
Give it up.
Give all your money to charity.
Give it all to Black Lives Matter so they can buy more villas for their family.
And then, like, and then, because anybody, anybody who's a socialist immediately becomes a hard-nosed capitalist when they get some money.
Becomes a landlord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just can't give a lie.
Imagine being her, right?
And you just make, like, crap songs.
That's all you do.
Some of them are good.
And then you're just like, yeah, politics.
It's like, oh, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Where do they get the most uninformed person on the subject?
It's like, you are to politics as Greta Thunberg is to climate change science.
It's like, you know, she's, like, all these scientists who've been studying it for decades are, like, you know, know it inside out.
And then this eight-year-old comes along.
Hey, you're ruining my childhood!
And everybody's like, oh, let's pay attention to this eight-year-old.
It's like, no, why don't we listen to the experts?
Funnily enough, we've got a political expert on the next one.
So the next tab is President Biden.
President Biden, you might remember him.
He used to be president before Kamala Harris became acting president while he was having a colonoscopy or something, trying to look for more of his speeches.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, he says, well, the verdict in Kenosha will leave many Americans feeling angry and concerned, myself included.
So he's feeling angry and concerned about the verdict in Kenosha.
Why?
Yeah, why?
Name the specifics.
Why?
We must acknowledge that the jury has spoken.
Why is he trying to undermine the legal system, the American legal system, which is the envy of the world?
Man, if you're in Iran or, you know, some other, you know, Backwards country.
You'd cry out.
You'd cry out to be treated with the fairness and be able to defend yourself in court.
Yeah, compared to the third world.
Yeah.
The Yanks have got a legal system.
Yeah, they've got a legal system.
And I think it's sacrosanct for democracy and for free society that we stand by our legal system.
Bear in mind I wouldn't be saying any of this if we'd been found guilty.
And if we move on...
This is Harry Kondabulu seeing an opportunity to raise his profile by jumping on another bandwagon.
If the black kids cross straight state lines and shot people, the mostly white jury...
Mostly white!
America's mostly white.
When they say mostly white, it's like the UK is 86% white and they're like, oh, it should be 50-50 on Live at the Apollo.
No, it shouldn't be!
It should be 86% and, like, you know, it should be proportionate.
You know what's funny?
Kyle Rittenhouse is mostly not white.
He's Hispanic.
Is he?
Yeah.
On his police report, he's listed as Hispanic as well.
Amazing!
So, Kyle Rittenhouse is a person of colour who shot three white men who were attacking him, and one of them was a paedophile, and another one had a gun, and another one was a skateboarder, which is basically the same as being a paedophile.
So, yeah.
And Harry Condobulu, by the way, he was the comedian who tried to get The Simpsons cancelled.
So he said the character of Pooh in The Simpsons is racist.
That's a loser.
The character of Pooh in The Simpsons is racist.
Like every single other character in The Simpsons, they're all based on national stereotypes.
But Harry Condobulu said he got bullied at school because of a Pooh.
It's like you didn't get bullied at school because of a Pooh.
You got bullied at school because you're soft as shit.
You know what I mean?
If you did steroids and MMA, nobody would be coming up to you doing the voice.
Anyway, this is Stephen King, the writer.
So he says...
So, then you can hear him scratching and saying, the white guy goes free!
Is that the message?
So, yeah, the medication clearly working for Stephen King.
That's a tweet with all the intellectual finesse of one of his books.
There's 78,000 likes.
I mean, there's a level of dunces out there.
Yeah.
Oh, look, Gad Saad coming back with some goodie.
I love Gad Saad.
Always stirs it up.
But the next one, Sophia Bush.
No relation to any of the proper Bushes.
She's just...
An actor!
So she's said, if you close that, she's shared this pretty defamatory meme saying he's bragging about it at the bar.
I mean, I would.
And then crying about it in court.
But what's she basing that on?
And she says, no words, just utter fury.
In five words.
So there were some words.
There's no words!
It would be a blank tweet, Sophia!
You can't count!
If you can't count, you can't do politics!
Okay, next one.
I get your point about the meme, though.
I mean, there is nothing there, isn't there?
Yeah, yeah.
It's defamatory.
Didn't you know, like, when he was in the bar, he was having fun?
But when recalling the shooting, he had a breakdown.
Yeah.
It's like the people who criticise people at traumatic events as being crisis actors because they weren't acting like in some sort of Hallmark TV movie about the thing.
Because people, when they're exposed to trauma, sometimes you do.
I've been in traumatic situations.
Sometimes...
It's immensely exciting and horrifying as well.
So you laugh or you're excited.
You don't always react and maintain for over hours and hours and hours and days and days and days this sombre visage.
People are people.
When you sit down and you're reliving it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So next one.
Kerry Washington, whoever.
I mean, I'm very disappointed with the calibre of celebrities who've come out in favour of or against Kyle Rittenhouse.
I've never heard of any of them apart from Mark Ruffalo and Lady Gaga.
But she says the lives of Joseph Rosenbaum and Anthony Huber mattered.
Joseph Rosenbaum, remember, convicted paedophile.
We're the worst, like, worst.
Not an Epstein-level paedophile.
No private jets, no luxury tropical islands, no ordering a steak whenever you want.
This guy, absolute monster.
So...
Well, you know, at least you get steak.
Oh, man.
Like, Jeffrey Epstein.
You know, like, you ring a little bell and somebody's going to come over with a towel over there and be like, you can have some waffles with some Nutella on them and they'll go and get them.
I mean, like, alright, you've got to suck Jeffrey Epstein's dick, but, like, man, everything else on that island was great.
Him, Clinton, they're all getting the wood chipper, in my opinion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And everybody went to that island.
I bet these Hollywood celebrities would be on that island.
And if you look at the flight records...
What's Ricky Gervais' thing?
He's like, he's your mate, not mine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The flight records are like the Clintons, Bill Gates, you know, all these great and good people all went to that island and were happy to rub shoulders with them.
And they all saw Prince Andrew and stuff.
They all saw, man, the teenage girls and they must have thought, man, some of these girls look a bit young.
Is this fully informed and all the rest of it?
But no, they all said nothing about it because they wanted money and they wanted influence and they didn't want to do anything that would rock the boat or upset their career.
And they're a bunch of nonsense.
And they're all, yeah, they're all turbo nonces.
So, yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't be if I was, you know, if I became president.
I'm not saying I wouldn't be.
I'd be flying to every tropical island, but, no, I wouldn't.
But Andy Cohen, who, what in the actual F-U-C-K? Oh, my God.
So it's good he's channeling a 90s California teenage girl about that.
But yeah, he's got a talk show or something.
So it's a very informed opinion here.
Moving on, we've got an actual famous person.
So Bette Midler is really good at singing.
Really good at singing and also just an incredible, astute political mind.
If we move on, it's Bette Midler again.
So she's saying there's something wrong with the judge.
Well, that sounds in contempt of court.
Moving on, we've got CNN's Van Jones.
CNN should be pretty impartial when they're reporting on stuff like this.
Fox News always get accused of being partisan.
But this is undermining the criminal justice system.
Van Jones doesn't care.
Yeah, yeah.
And it says it's a dangerous green light for vigilantes who might feel empowered to travel to protests and shoot people.
That's what the guys attacking him are doing.
Yeah, maybe it will.
Maybe that's what society needs to stop.
Let's remember that these people are there to damage property.
Dozens, dozens of people have been killed in Antifa riots, Black Lives Matter riots.
Unfortunately, sadly, really targeting vulnerable communities and people who don't have the resources to move.
Remember David Dorn?
Yeah, a lot of minority and ethnic people being killed in these riots.
So, you know, if this encourages people not to travel to protest and burn down buildings and kill people and smash up property, then, yeah, that is a good thing.
That is a good thing.
It's the hard men we need, as Lawrence Fox would say.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You know, good times create weak men.
Weak men create bad times.
Kyle Rittenhouse comes to solve it.
Yeah, I think we should make him Sheriff of America.
He's doing a great job.
I'm pretty convinced on this defund the police.
Turns out Antifa's policies were quite based.
Defund the police, refund Kyle Rittenhouse.
Which CNN and all these media outlets, he's going to sue for defaming him, are shortly going to do.
So this is Ava DuVernay.
So, yeah, just a load more waffle.
I'm just glad that Twitter's got a word count limit.
Next message...
It's her again.
So white supremacy.
This is the thing.
This is why I pulled this tweet up.
The white supremacy thing.
So a Hispanic boy killed three white men who were attacking him.
And for some reason, that's white supremacy.
Somebody's got to show me that algorithm, that algebra.
That's the argument.
He was politically white.
They were politically black.
Yeah.
The white guys.
Yeah.
And back onto the pedo thing, the next one.
So Mia Farrow, of course, notorious wife and enabler of a pedophile, Woody Allen.
I don't know who that is.
Mia Farrow, she was married to Woody Allen.
I don't know who Woody Allen is.
Man, you've got to read the papers.
Why are you reading all this John Milne stuff?
You need to educate yourself.
Is he a musician?
Woody Allen.
Woody Allen!
The comedian and filmmaker!
And paedophile!
He married his own daughter!
He married his own daughter!
Maybe that's why I don't read the papers.
Man, this is not...
Woody Allen's like, you know, very...
He's director as well.
And obviously all the people in Hollywood happy to work with him until...
Him and his daughter.
Man, he married...
So he adopted...
I don't know if you use Chinese or, you know, Southeast Asian or something.
Adopted a girl with Mia Farrow.
And then married his adopted daughter.
Wait, what happens to Mia Farrow?
Well, Mia Farrow's not happy about it.
But, you know, she...
I imagine you wouldn't be.
Yeah, but I, you know, I certainly consider her paedophile adjacent.
I... I mean, by definition.
By definition, she's paedo-adjacent.
Oh, God, that's weird.
Yeah, so Mia Farrow, she's got a lot of strong opinions about Rittenhouse who tries to kill a paedophile.
So next thing.
So Rachel Zegler, she, her, hers.
Oh, thanks for telling us, Rachel.
I mean, I would have been calling you house brick and fucking marmalade.
You know what I mean?
You look like a woman.
If I ask the child to draw a woman, they draw you.
Why are you telling us your pronouns are she, her and hers?
Everybody knows.
You're just doing it to virtue signal that you're some sort of trans.
But actually showing your pronouns like that is insulting to transgender people because it's saying to transgender people, oh, nobody can tell what your pronouns are.
When in fact, for most transgender people, it's obvious what their pronouns are because they're presenting as the gender of trans.
They're presenting as their gender.
So she's insulting transgender people.
She's insulting me.
And now she's insulting the American criminal justice system.
So she says it's the epitome of white privilege.
I think the epitome of white privilege is being a shit actress.
Getting away with it.
Who thinks that she's got some sort of political...
She's got political opinions that people want to hear.
And it's not a black-white thing like the next tweet.
So...
This shows if you click on that picture, it'll open it up.
This is a tweet.
You should follow me on Twitter, by the way.
So this is Andrew Coffey.
AndrewCoffey4, which is the coffee that makes your heart beat faster.
But found not guilty on all counts of murder.
Attempted first-degree murder.
And, yeah, you can see he is not white.
So, you know, where is the white privilege there?
Yes, but he is politically white.
LAUGHTER He's a secret white supremacist like Larry Elder.
He's a white coffee.
Yes.
So yeah, we close that because we've got a couple more to get through before I finish.
So this verdict is showing that it remains legal to murder Will White.
This guy's a dancer, apparently.
Why is a dancer commentating on a trial?
You know what I mean?
You shouldn't commentate on anything except for dancing.
I wouldn't tell him what a good foxtrot is or whatever.
You know what I mean?
People should just understand the limits of their expertise.
Next tab.
So Rosanna Arquette has called, and this tweet's still up, she said Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.
Well, according to a trial that we recently had the verdict for, he's not a murderer.
So I think Rosanna Arquette has defamed Kyle Rittenhouse here.
And Rosanna Arquette is quite rich from, you know, all the...
All these people are bloody rich, aren't they?
Sucking Harvey Weinstein's dick and then getting a career in Hollywood.
So I think that Kyle should sue Rosanna Arquette and get money because she's defamed him.
And the next tweet...
Oh god, they're just getting boring now.
Racial equality.
Protesting issues like racial equality.
How are they protesting racial equality?
Like by burning down...
Why does the fact that you're doing it for racial equality mean that it's okay to burn down businesses?
When did burning down shops and houses become an acceptable thing to do?
Um...
I don't know, maybe the 70s or 60s, I don't know.
Like, it goes back a long time, the stupid race riots.
But I mean, well, no, the 60s ones, you've got justification because of the civil rights movement.
Yeah.
What does this mean?
Oh, yeah.
So John's written, everyone's equal at zero.
So if we burn everything down, we'll get justice.
The Great Reset.
All the different races now have nothing.
So we have racial justice.
That's a good system.
I mean, it worked well in Syria, didn't it?
What do you think socialism is?
Well, socialism is usually taking the stuff and giving it to these people.
And then there's no more stuff.
And then what do we give to these people?
Oh!
There's no more stuff.
We give them bullets usually.
Yeah.
Because the left think that wealth can't be created.
They don't believe in wealth creation.
It just exists and it has to be apportioned.
But that's for another podcast.
Welcome to the wild effing west.
The violence that is coming will be unprecedented.
That's from a man who weighs about nine stone.
So I feel quite safe.
I don't think Matthew Lillard, whoever he is, is going to be able to batter me.
I'd love to see you try, Matthew.
Why don't you try and bring some of that unprecedented violence my way?
We'll see who comes out on top.
Okay, next one.
They're just issuing fights at this point.
George Takai as well, take you down.
Get in the octagon, George.
So George Takai says, What?!
The people who are killing are the rioters who are burning down homes.
Nobody ever talks about the people who are burnt to death in homes burnt down by BLM and Antifa rioters.
This is why I mentioned David Dorn, because it's actually the best example for someone who's killed during the BLM riots.
I don't know if you remember the guy, but I think he was a retired cop, black guy, in a neighbourhood.
Someone starts breaking into some place, stole the TV, so he went out to stop him, so he shot him in the head.
So David Dorn's just dead on the street.
Yeah, nobody mentioning it, apart from, you know, like, you'll never read about it in the Garden or whatever, because it goes against the narrative of, you know, white supremacy and all the rest of it, which is absolute, absolute bullshit.
I mean, a lot of the places that were being rioted in, you know, a lot of BAME people living there.
But that's the George Floyd riots for me in an image, which is black guys going into neighborhoods, stealing stuff and shooting other black guys in the head.
Yeah.
Racial justice, folks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah, well, you know, the system failed by stepping back and letting it happen.
If the police had gone in, or the National Guard had gone in and stopped it, then you wouldn't need Kyle Rittenhouse.
And he wouldn't have been on trial.
He is the National Guard.
And if we talk about justice and trials, George Takei, if we go back to George Takei, he steals jokes.
He was called out for stealing people's jokes, which is...
Actually worse than what Joseph Rosenbaum did.
He stole jokes from comedians.
No, it is.
I'm a comedian.
It's the worst thing you can possibly do.
So he stole jokes.
Because George Takei has built up this huge following on social media by stealing content and presenting it as his own.
And he gives some sort of half-hearted, limp-wristed apology.
But I'm sure he continues to do it.
So George Takei should be in the dock for copyright theft.
I mean, it is intellectual property.
It is.
Yeah, it is.
And interestingly, there's a case at the moment going on where K-Card stole material from a comedian.
So, yeah, if you follow K-Card, unfollow him because he just steals jokes all the time and does them on TV and his agents are defending him.
So is the system.
That's the real systemic injustice.
Anyway, so LeVar Burton says, tell me again there are not two kinds of justice in America.
There are not two kinds of justice in America, LeVar, whoever you are.
Try and be more famous so I've heard of you.
I'd understand, like, Callum not hearing of you because he hasn't heard of Woody Allen.
But I haven't heard of you and I read the papers.
So try and be more famous.
Okay, next one.
Yvette Nicole Brown.
Is she who married that Texan oil billionaire when he was 118?
You're asking me.
So anyway, so, yeah, any black person, blah, blah, blah, evil, blah, blah, blah, yeah, verdicts, blah, blah, blah.
It's not like it's a Hispanic teenager killing three white men who are attacking him.
Okay, next one.
Oh, this is why I pulled this one up.
Jesus, the clappy hands.
Not a one.
Just, I love that.
Yeah.
It's been a while since I've seen somebody be, not a one.
I kind of hate it.
I kind of hate emojis.
I love the clappy hands.
So yeah, you know when somebody uses the clappy hands, they're an absolute wanker.
Unless they're doing it ironically, which I do a lot.
So next one.
Oh yeah, and also Yvette Nicole Brown was talking about a lynch mob.
And she was comparing it to a lynch mob.
And lynch mobs, I believe traditionally, were white men attacking and murdering a black man.
A black man, yeah.
Such as Kyle.
Instead of a person of colour defending himself against a lynch mob.
But that's the lynch mob.
You know, the three white guys are the lynch mob in that comparison.
Exactly!
So it's completely inverted.
It just shows the dissonance of the left.
So Khloe Kardashian.
Everybody was waiting for Khloe Kardashian.
The political heavyweight.
Oh, it's like Frost versus Nixon.
Khloe Kardashian, she spoke out against Kyle Rittenhouse's trial.
Because, you know, at this point it's a sort of liberal trope.
You've got to show, you've got to display that you're towing the liberal line on this.
otherwise you're going to get cancelled from Hollywood and this this happens if anybody if anybody in the acting world you know all these all these areas that are systemically woke and this this goes for the public sector tech academia all these places are systemically woke and if you show the wrong opinion then then you can be cancelled as happened to Lawrence Fox he expressed a perfectly reasonable opinion that a lot of people will share and racism bad he I still can't get over that.
That was the thing that got him kicked out of the leftist society.
He just said, yeah, racism against white people, also bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then lost a career he's spent decades building up.
He's very good at.
And he's a father with kids.
It's disgusting how they do that to people.
And then everybody else looks at Lawrence and they're like, I better say the right thing.
So when something like this comes along, Khloe Kardashian jumps on it.
PR says, oh, you should tweet about this.
So she jumps on her Instagram and says...
Yeah, whatever the thing is, I believe that too.
And that's what's happened here.
So, yeah.
And this, the Los Angeles Times.
So this is one that was deleted.
It's by Bernice King, daughter of Martin Luther King.
So it's halfway down this.
She said that, you know, why is Kyle Rittenhouse allowed to roam around?
And it's like, well, why were the protesters allowed to roam around?
You know what I mean?
If they'd been stopped, then maybe this wouldn't happen.
So what are you asking for?
Like, curfews?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just constantly?
I don't...
Yeah, are you asking for the protest to be stopped?
Like, I mean, that would make sense.
That's pretty racist.
Trying to stop a BLM riot.
Yeah, and just to finish off, there's been a couple of celebrities come out in favour.
So, Megyn Kelly says, justice was done.
Kyle Rittenhouse was unfairly maligned by a dishonest press, who are shortly going to be paying a lot of money to him for defamation.
And politicians who used him to advance their own fortunes.
If there are riots, these smear merchants will shoulder much of the blame.
And that's true.
I mean, the Independent...
There's been a lot of misreporting.
The Independent described him as killing three black men.
They said Kyle Rittenhouse killed three black men.
And he didn't.
He killed two men and they were white.
I also appreciate the term smear merchant if she got that off-carpet.
It's good to see.
I like Megyn Kelly.
I don't know if you've seen her interviews or whatnot.
She comes off as just a normal person that's just trying to deal with stuff.
Right.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Shall we end that there?
No, I've got two more.
So Mike Lindell, the pillow guy, so he contributed to his bail.
And then the next one is...
Yeah, so Rick Schroeder, he's like the one celebrity who spoke out in favour of Kyle Rittenhouse.
Not the verdict, but contributed to his bail fund.
And he's a former child star from, I think, NYPD Blue and some other things.
So obviously, you know, the people who have had a career in Hollywood can now speak because they don't have a career to damage.
So they can speak honestly.
But anybody who's got a career isn't speaking honestly.
They're just defending.
They're just towing the liberal line to preserve their career.
And while remaining silent about the paedophilia and, you know, people like Harvey Weinstein who still operate in Hollywood.
That's what they've always been doing.
So no difference.
Yeah, so there's your moral dissonance in the bankruptcy.
Anyway, let's move on to the Biden admin, because we've got 10 minutes left, so we'll try and get through this.
So, the Biden administration is going after Alex Jones and Roger Stone.
I don't know why I didn't expect it, I probably should at this point, but going after Alex Jones.
Are you kidding me?
Like, why?
Do you need to?
Is he that much of a threat to you?
If so, how?
I always get the joke where it's like, you know, Alex Jones says that the Democratic elites are a bunch of demon-worshipping KKK rats or something like that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And it's like, yeah, okay, that's nonsense.
Then they get really offended by it and it's like, wait, hang on.
Like, why are you taking that so personally?
Anyway, so here's the story.
So this is the first one here.
We have the January 6th committee who are investigating January 6th, let's say.
And on here we have three Democrats and two Republicans who hate Trump.
That's it.
That's the entire committee.
So do you really need to wait to find out what their conclusion is going to be?
The Trump man bad?
Yeah, this isn't like the Kyle Rittenhouse jury that was drawn carefully from a cross-section society.
This is a very partisan committee.
If we go to the next one, we can see, of course, the Democrats going after their opponents on this.
As you can see, January 6th Capitol riot committee subpoenas Roger Stone and Alex Jones.
You know, Alex Jones used to be totally ripped and look totally different.
I thought he still is.
Is he not?
No, he's strong, but he's a bit of a fat shit.
I'm not fighting him, though.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to fight him either.
Not when he's totally roiding out.
Anyway, let's go to the next one.
So we have the subpoenas, and the subpoenas are kind of weird, and have some weird things written in them.
So this is the one to Roger Stone, for example.
They say in here, Before travelling to Washington, you promoted your upcoming appearance at the January 6th Stop the Steal event, and solicited donations from supporters to pay for security by directing them to StopTheSteal.org.
Hmm.
And?
That's not crime.
It's like, okay, yeah, you went to a protest and you asked for donations.
Okay, what's that got to do with the storming of the Capitol, you know?
It's just like, literally nothing.
But right, okay, this is what they're trying to investigate them on.
And it shows how easily this is just a nothing.
They are just persecuting them.
They're not trying to find any information because there's nothing to find.
They go for another accusation in here.
While in Washington, you reportedly used members of the Oath Keepers as personal security guards, several of whom were reportedly involved in the attack on the Capitol.
At least one of them has been indicted.
Again, and what?
Like, is he meant to have known that?
When it's not happening?
This really feels like the witch hunts, the Hollywood witch hunts, where they're basically saying, you know, we've found some evidence that you have the wrong opinions.
Not evidence of crime, but you've got the wrong opinions.
You heard some people around you, and one of them later committed a crime.
Okay.
What do you want me to do?
Like, wasn't me!
You're not the same guy!
Anyway, so you can see, it's just nothing.
I mean, absolute nothing.
So if we carry on, we have the January 6th Twitter account for the committee, because of course, everything, especially the American government, has to have a goddamn twitter.com account, which I just find weird, and they're bragging about sending out their subpoenas here, and demanding for evidence.
So if we go on, we also have Liz Cheney, who decides to subpoena Mark Meadows.
I'm not familiar with this chap, but he used to work for Trump, apparently.
And he just told an F off.
Go F yourselves, I'm not interested.
And they had to release a statement where they're sort of grovelling and they're saying it's unfortunate that Mr.
Meadows has chosen to join a very small group of witnesses who believe they're above the law and are defying a select committee subpoena outright.
Yeah, but I mean, your subpoena is literally nonsense, so I can't really blame him at all, and he'll just take the consequences, I suppose, which will be getting arrested or whatever for contempt of Congress or whatever it is, which Bannon did.
So if we carry on with this.
The other thing is the fact that Liz Cheney is one of the Republicans who hates Trump.
Liz Cheney, I don't know if you're familiar, but is just a complete rhino.
Everyone hates her.
Apparently, even in her own place, they hate her.
So this is her getting kicked out of the GOP in Wyoming.
And they say in here, Wyoming's GOP will no longer recognize Liz Cheney as a member over the anti-Trump stance.
The party's central committee voted 31-29 over the weekend to take the step against Cheney.
They just kicked her out.
They're just like, yeah, we don't want you, if we can help it.
I was like, well, that's telling.
It's not just that she's one of the side conservatives or something.
Nothing.
Not even considered worthy of keeping her around.
Yeah, but I think this is the Republican Party by...
Has become the Trump Party.
Yeah, it's become the Trump Party, which is dangerous.
And, you know, Trump...
I love him because he's hilarious and he pisses off the right people and he's an incompetent president, which means society can function because the government can't do anything, which is the best kind of government.
The best kind of government is completely hamstrung by incompetent.
When you've dealt with the SNP, that's what you want.
Just leave me alone.
I don't want them to be able to have any actual influence.
I mean, I don't really agree, to be honest.
I mean, because it's not just him, of course, it's the ideology of America first.
Yeah, but I mean, a lot of that is, you know, I don't think Trump is, you know, by any means, you know, a perfect leader.
I don't think populism is a sort of last bastion for, you know, it's dangerous.
So I just think there's problems with people who are more centrist being pushed out of the Republican Party.
I might agree if she was a more centrist person, but the last few things I've ever seen from her is her endlessly whining about Trump and how we need to kick Trump out.
And it's like...
You're in the wrong ballgame, love.
She's been kicked out.
It's like going to the Democratic Party and being like, yeah, so this Joe Biden guy, need rid of him.
Okay, if you want to try that, go for it.
Anyway, so if we carry on, we have the next one here, which is Cheney going after Bannon as well.
And in here, again, whining.
Steve Bannon's indictment should send a clear message to anyone who thinks they can ignore the select committee or try to stonewall our investigation.
No one is above the law, they say in here.
It's not really the law, though, is it?
Well, it's a subpoena.
They have the power to charge you with, what is it, contempt of Congress.
And they did with Steve Bannon.
So we go to the next one.
We have CNN reporting on this.
Bannon released from custody pending trial on contempt of Congress charges.
Because he, again, like the other guy, just went, go to hell.
I don't care about you people.
This committee is three Democrats and two Republicans who hate Trump.
I'm not cooperating with you.
I'm Steve Bannon.
He's the guy who ran the campaign for Trump.
It's so silly.
Anyway, so they have a CNN article as well in here, and I tried to use them because it's a good source for, let's say, the leftist perspective.
And they say in here, for example, that they are making an example of Steve Bannon.
That's all they're doing.
So they say in here, number one, things they've learnt.
They make an example of Steve Bannon, but don't expect any resolution anytime soon.
When the Trump ally Steve Bannon made clear he was not going to comply with his subpoena, the committee swiftly moved to take a critical step against holding him with criminal contempt.
the select committee will not tolerate defiance of our subpoenas so we must move forward with the proceedings and refer mr bannon to criminal contempt democratic chair of the committee said in a statement the committee's decision to officially move forward with the criminal contempt of bannon underscores how it views criminal contempt as a tool to exit like getting the information they need to move forward with the investigation or at least showing there are consequences for witnesses who don't cooperate i i don't think they mean it to show what that is saying but what it is saying is essentially
yeah we have nothing but we're literally just going to bully these people to send a message.
Because again, the committee is just rigged.
It's an abuse of the power.
I mean, with things like this where the committee can be so partisan, I mean, it's an abuse of the, or it could be seen as an abuse of the power they've got.
Yeah, they're just using it as a stick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you've got five people, essentially, who hate Trump, and they're in charge of a committee that can charge you with criminal contempt for their subpoedas.
And who have they gone after?
Well, loads of people who like Trump.
Could you guess what the motive might be?
The solution to populism isn't attacking the people who are...
Have we tried being corrupt?
The solution to populism is to have more popular appeal with your own...
Ideas and ideologies.
It's, you know, Trump...
Elitism doesn't really bend itself to that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, they continue in here.
We think Steve Bannon has information that is germinate to what happened on January 6th.
And if he refuses the subpoena, like we expect him to do, then we are left with no choice but ask the criminal justice system to lock him up, which they did.
And then, well, he just walked out.
I assume if there's a bail, you just paid it and then went, get lost.
Which, yeah, Chad Energy, I'll give them that.
Number two on here, they say, Again.
Not trying to work with people, not trying to find what the evidence is, or to have a discussion.
We're just going to go after people and give them criminal contempt, because the people we're going after know that it's rigged.
Anyway, so if we go to the letter for Alex Jones, this is another example of how it's obviously dumb, is in here, they even admit that Alex Jones did nothing wrong, which you would have thought would be the end of the discussion.
So they say in here that...
When you arrived at the Capitol, talking to Alex Jones, you were recorded telling people not to be violent and to gather on the east side of the Capitol to hear President Trump speak.
Yeah.
End of conversation!
Yeah.
A lot less violent and a lot less insightful than any Antifa riot or any, you know...
I know, right?
But imagine going into jail for this or whatever, right?
You're in for contempt of court.
What are you in for?
I told people not to be violent.
Literally.
That is in the subpoena they sent to Alex Jones.
What a joke.
Anyway, so even CNN end up thinking this is kind of dumb, which I found funny.
I mean, you would have thought they always bagged their guys on this, but nah.
I don't think they're trying to not, but it just comes out that way.
So they say in this article about the whole thing, the subpoenas underscored a fast-track strategy by Democratic-led committee that is unlikely to survive if Republicans who have long protected Trump win in the next House midterm elections, which they're going to.
So again, dead.
everyone's going to get changed out on that one they also say in here stone said in the statement that he had no advanced knowledge of the events on cap on the capitol at january 6th and that any claim or report alleging or implying that he did was categorically false because of course it was i mean they like the claim here is essentially the mr jones alex jones and trump and roger stone and some other people got together they're like hey oath keepers storm the capitol but keep it hush.
It just didn't happen.
I mean, again, with the fantasies, I mean, if you're going to live in that world, go for it, I guess.
He later told CNN affiliate Koki he would probably assert my Fifth Amendment right and decline to be interviewed.
So he's not even going to say anything.
Again, another guy is just going to go get stuffed.
Don't care.
Which, again, Chad, there was also the reporter in the autoplay on this who even ended up saying that they're going to ask questions such as, was this a coordinated event?
No.
Just look at the footage.
You think those people are coordinated?
Yeah.
What are you, high?
I think the thing that makes people think it's coordinated is the fact it was so neat and orderly when they went into the Capitol building.
They walked between the ropes.
When they got in.
Yeah, it was very sort of, you know, nobody was like, you know, going crazy, throwing things around or screaming, you know, like Antifa would.
A little guide at the front who's got a little flag leading them.
And if you're going to protest, why not protest at the actual seat of power where your protest, you know, could have some influence instead of going and burning down, you know, a flower shop.
Somewhere, you know?
Because that's more fun, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's easier to get away with if you go and burn down somebody's business that they've spent decades building up.
They deserved it more.
Yeah.
Anyway, so moving on from this, we have some polling and all this, which I found just funny tangentially.
Because, I mean, this is another example of just Biden abusing his situation or his administration, you could say, abusing themselves.
I'd say administration rather than Biden.
I don't think Biden knows what day of the week it is.
No.
I'm not joking when I say that.
I mean, I genuinely like...
Well, it is actually increasingly kind of sad.
Yeah, yeah, it kind of is.
And, you know, it might be better for presidential duties to be passed over to Kamala Harris because, I mean, Reagan was, you know, he's known, he was senile during the last...
But when you've got a puppy this sick, it just feels right to put it down.
And it's right in the first year of his term.
And it's like, man, we can't have...
What's he going to be like in four years' time?
Well, that's the point.
That's why I raised this.
I mean, instead, put Kamala in charge is what you would expect him to do, maybe.
But in here, they say Biden says he's running.
And then apparently they asked the press secretary and said, yeah, he's going to run for the next election.
I thought he ruled that out because he looks so senile already, but apparently not.
He's actually going to go for it.
We urgently need Tulsi Gabbard to become president.
I think it's the only hope for humanity.
Trump, Trump, Trump.
Anyway, but I have to wonder whether or not Trump's got him scared because Trump making noises about running again.
I reckon he's just scared and is like, I'll just do it again then and solve everything.
So if we go to the next one on this, there's also just some other funny news that's kind of related to all this that I thought was interesting.
So this one here.
Paxi...
How do you say it?
Saki, sorry.
Saki.
Attacks DeSantis...
No, you've got to be very careful with this one.
Oh, God, yeah.
Attacks DeSantis over Disney ending its vaccine mandate.
What did Disney do?
She says in here, DeSantis signed her four bills last week requiring private employers to allow vaccine exemptions.
So in the state of Florida, you can't be fired for not taking the vaccine.
Right.
That's his orders.
Yeah.
Which seems fair.
She's mad because, of course, she's mad because they don't like this.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki indicated the decision of Disney World to halt its employee vaccine mandate showed how Florida's governor, Ron DeSantis, quote, takes steps backwards when it comes to fighting the pandemic.
Yeah.
It's like, no, no, it just makes him look more based and makes you look evil.
I mean, again, he's literally like, yeah, free choice.
Bad man.
But she says in here, and there's the quote, and she says, they're based in Florida, and obviously the governor has consistently taken steps and take steps backwards as it relates to fighting the pandemic, not forward.
I just, the first four words.
Yeah, I think, yeah, we're misunderstanding that she's saying they are based in Florida.
Okay.
Nice of her to admit it, finally.
I mean, that's all I heard.
The rest of it mumbles.
I also thought we'd just look at the polls real quick, as well, as just, you know, who's more popular out of these two.
So this is Joe Biden.
And as you can see here.
Versus who's the other lady?
So this is approval versus disapproval.
Right, right.
And as you can see, disapproval now 52% and has just gotten worse and worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I saw one where a poll was as low as 36% approval.
So, I mean, he's certainly rivaling some of the worst presidents ever for the approval ratings.
Yeah, not doing well.
So, I mean, if he wants to continue show voting, he's like, I'm going to run again.
Good luck.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's kind of sad to think about it.
And then we have Ron DeSantis who has his election for governor.
It's like Laurel Hubbard saying I'm going to come back and win the women's weightlifting at the age of like 58.
She'll still do it.
So then we have DeSantis as well.
He has some polling which is 47-39 against the Dem in his area.
I mean, again, just more and more popular, the more and more base things he does.
They're based in Florida.
Jen Psaki, I mean, get that on a shirt.
And I look forward to him winning and Biden, please run, to be frank.
Could you imagine it?
I mean, he was seen our last time.
This time, it's just going to be...
Yeah, yeah.
He's not going to run, obviously.
I mean, I don't think he'll make it to the end of his term, to be honest.
I mean, Reagan was senile at the end of his term.
He had dementia at the end of his term.
And they protected him by, you know, the press conferences and things where he appeared before the press, he'd be on the steps of a helicopter.
So nobody could actually ask him a question because of the noise.
Whereas now, you know, after Trump, because, I mean, people criticize Trump, but one of the good things that Trump did was he was very open with the media.
You know, he tweeted.
Because he loved it.
Yeah, and he openly spoke and took questions from the media, and he reacted sometimes, he got angry, but he put himself in that position, had that openness and pressed the freedom to ask him questions, which is the opposite of the authoritarian style that everybody bangs on about.
He was actually quite an open style of politician.
But you could see he did it because he enjoyed the battle.
Yeah, he enjoyed the battle.
There's great clips where he's like, yeah, you ask a question.
Oh, you're not thinking.
Oh, don't worry.
You never do.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's funny, man.
He had like the off-the-cuff remarks and stuff.
It was so funny.
But yeah, so Biden can't really do the Reagan thing of like stepping back and not speaking to the press.
So basically, Tulsa Gabbard needs to come in.
That's your pick?
Save the universe.
I'm still on the Trump train.
Anyway, we'll go to the video comments.
While I'm not a big fan of Christmas films, I can recommend the 1984 BBC adaptation of John Maysfield's The Box of Delights.
The special effects, which were spectacular for their time, are looking sadly dated, but the real joy is in the characters, the story, and some excellent performances from some of the best actors of their day.
I will sell you The Box of Delights in exchange for your elixir of life.
Will you, dear?
No!
Because you're a greedy scoundrel.
Unfit to have long life.
I watched that when I was a kid.
It was good.
It was on the BBC, I think.
Recommendations are always nice.
Thanks.
Go to the next one.
So why the sub-times yesterday?
Well, I wanted to make sure that people understood what I was talking about as it is a subject I think is really important and I have a lot of experience with as I have been working in the field of mental illness and disabilities often combined and I could go into more about the right side and the left side of the brain and how it reacts but that's for another time.
Is that for the next one?
I assume that's her writing there.
But anyway, yeah, thanks for clarifying.
Yesterday she had subtitles on her video comment.
Oh, right.
I was wondering why.
Right.
So that's the explanation.
Right.
Thanks.
200 and nice, well done.
But the Carl Rittenhouse case, honestly, it has given me an idea.
Every single court case in America needs to be held live on YouTube with the judge reading out live chats.
Why?
For one reason.
Inger, it seems we have got yet another live chat, this time for you.
It is from SniperKingXX, and he says...
The prosecution is using photoshopped evidence and I slept with your mom last night.
How would you like to respond?
With all due respect, chat is full of s***.
Actually, that's a fantastic idea.
You know in the United States they've got Judge Judy and all these things?
Yeah, yeah.
I want to see a YouTube version, honestly, with a live chat and everything.
Could they do, you know, Judge Judy, because she's like the equivalent of, I guess, a magistrate in this.
So it's lower level crimes, it's civil disputes over small amounts of money and stuff.
They stole a hundred bucks from me or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fantastic entertainment.
I don't know if it would be so...
Because the other thing is trials last a long time when it's things like murder.
Well, yeah, I mean, I don't think you could actually do a murder case through a YouTube stream.
Yeah, yeah.
I do love the idea.
I mean, I'm sure there's some YouTuber out there who does skits or something, and I'd love for them to actually set that up and have it be some dumb, you know, drama.
It'll actually be entertaining.
Yeah.
Let's do the next one.
Hey guys, bringing you a black pill from Germany today.
Starting this week, I'm effectively on lockdown because I'm a dirty, unvaccinated subhuman, and I should be happy to not be sent to a camp.
Also, our health minister said something really interesting yesterday.
He said, by the end of this winter, every German will either be vaccinated, recovered, or dead.
Doesn't sound like a threat at all, trust me!
Time to look for a job in Norway, I guess.
Maybe I'll become one of those boat chefs everyone is so fond of.
Also, 19th of November, International Justice Day, anyone?
Uh, no.
I didn't get that last reference, but all the best, mate, honestly.
I mean, I did see that clip.
I'm sure you've seen it as well.
Yeah, yeah, the quote from the guy, like, I mean, yeah, like, vaccinated, recovered, or dead?
I mean, what about the people who haven't had coronavirus?
Maybe because they've been following all the social distancing guidelines?
Shit!
So you're going to punish people with death if they follow social distancing guidelines?
That seems to be the wrong message to send out.
He's a German.
Old habits die hard.
They're saying that.
There's also the problem, of course, we've seen, and John mentioned this morning, of Australia.
I mean, the speeches coming out of their Senate and Parliament are mad, and the people look demonic doing it.
But then the story today of the army being involved, and the force, and it's...
Yeah, Australia's weird.
Even though people's idea of Australia is people are really down to earth and just up for a laugh and stuff, the actual government and the police are really strict.
The fines you get for jaywalking, they're really high.
The police aren't great over there at all.
Have you met Helen Dale?
She's one of the guests we've had on quite a bit.
She's an Aussie.
We did a segment and she gave her review because, of course, she'd know more than us being a legal background as well.
Her point was, you know, part of the reason I don't live there now is exactly that.
It's the worst thing about the country.
I was really tempted to move there because it's an amazing place.
And I usually go there for January, February, March and do the comedy festivals because it's sunny and it's fun and you make money and stuff.
Obviously I can't because they've shut the country.
They've shut the country because of coronavirus.
And it's like, come on, at some point you've got to just get it.
Yeah.
We're not overflowing the hospitals anymore.
Yeah.
Or were we?
Anyway, let's go to the next one.
It was fantastic.
We had a lot of really good reactions.
A lot of people came up to us going, wow, dude, that's pretty sick.
Where'd you get those?
So yeah, good day overall.
Okay.
So he went to the gym with the Crusader helmets on and just worked out in the Crusader helmets for a meme.
I'm glad to hear that everyone there had fun with it then.
Yeah.
It looks massive.
Well, he crossed eight lines!
He crossed that line.
Crossed eight lines!
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
That's actually brilliant.
That's very good.
Man, I'd like to share that.
Yeah, we'll get it off the computer as well.
That's hilarious.
I assume you watch South Park.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have the reference there.
Let's go to the next one.
And was loudly serenaded by a group of men at the bar who belted out the anthem of the Proud Boys.
I assume that's the American anthem.
I don't know what the anthem was.
Proud of your boy.
I'll make you proud of your boy.
It's some song from Aladdin.
So I had to cut this part out for the Lotus Caesars because it contains copyrighted music.
But you can go watch it for yourself after the podcast at cscooper.com.au Wait, no, f***!
It's on Bass Apes channel.
I watched it when he uploaded it yesterday and it's good.
I love that it's so camp.
Is it the actual Pro Boys anthem?
Yeah.
Well, you know Gavin McGuinness as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Vase magazine.
He's such a camp guy when he wants to be.
My favourite Facebook page, I think it's a Facebook page, is just the same guy who uploads the same photo every day and it's just Gavin McGuinness shoving a dildo up his ass.
And it's just like, what?
This guy's the leader of the far right, is he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you serious?
Well, he's not anymore, so the Proud Boys are now led by, I think it's a black Cuban guy.
Yeah, from Florida.
Because, of course, they're about white supremacy, so you'd have a black Cuban guy.
I know, but I just can't get over it.
I mean, the only other one I know of, like, they upload a picture of Gavin every day is him and Milo making out at one of our Proud Boy conferences.
And it's just like, the fact that they got so demonised to the point of, like, in Canada, unironically, they're a prescribed group.
It's just like, who fell for this?
Like, how did you...
Like, the anthem is proud of your boys.
It's just funny.
Anyway.
I mean, I guess in fairness to the critics, you know, the Nazis were quite camp.
That camp?
Yeah, they were quite camp.
And they liked camps.
I feel like the Nazis would have gassed the Proud Boys for being canon.
Well, yeah, they would have straight away with Milo.
And certainly with their current leader.
Yeah, yeah.
But the barrier to being called the Nazis come down a long way since 1949.
I imagine they were like skipping along, singing that in the same kind of time.
Yeah, let's go to the next one.
As much as the left vocally declaims against systemic corruption, a lot of the real demonstrable corrupt systems seem to side closer with them.
It's not just the influence of unelected officials.
I was mentioning them specifically to bridge from the elected Nancy Pelosi to the broader seedy underbelly where political and financial power intermingle in a single multifaceted toxic blob of all-consuming bullshit.
Banking.
Trading.
Regulation.
Taxes.
Lending.
Acquisitions and mergers.
Corporate law.
Bankruptcy proceedings.
You name it, you can't find a field, even tangentially related to commerce, that isn't thoroughly rotten.
I've tried.
In fact, I challenge you.
Whatever it is you pick, I promise I can provide stomach-turning examples that will further erode whatever faith in the world you still have.
And I know there's at least one other lotus eater that has my back on this one.
The orcs orcs orcs magic of belief would actually be closer to the genuine invisible hand of free markets.
What we have here is something that's doing its best to look like orc magic, actually not, but desperately hoping we continue to believe in it.
That's the only way they will maintain their power.
The point there about why Dems and left-wingers in general seem to have more corruption in literally every kind of field, I think fundamentally comes down to the views on regulation.
So the right very typically is anti-regulation.
That's their stock rhetoric.
And Trump, for example, great policy.
One of the best he actually did is that he brought in a rule that, okay, for every regulation we bring in, we're going to get rid of, I think it was like eight he ended up.
Fantastic.
Actually, a policy anyone would talk about, he did it.
And they got rid of just stacks of paper.
So, you know, good on him for that.
I think pretty much everyone in this realm gives him thumbs up for that.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a shame that the right-wing party, well, ostensibly right-wing party in this country, are so fond of big government and more regulation.
They need that role.
And also graft And corruption.
You could see when they were thinking the government in this country wasn't going to bring through lockdown measures.
They were like, no, we're going to go for herd immunity.
And then you could see there's a pause while somebody whispered in their ear and said, no, you could make all this money.
Make all this money from lockdown, from the PPE. When are you going to tell me sooner?
Then they all come out, we're going to have a lockdown!
And there's going to be no competition, VIP train for the contracts.
They're just doling out these contracts, which is our money.
It's our taxes.
It's taxpayers' money.
Billions and billions.
Billions just getting handed to their friends and obviously coming back as backhanders.
There's going to be a lot of suitcases being bought to fill with banknotes.
The best one is, what was it, Matt Hancock's landlord got a deal.
It's humble.
It's pub landlord.
Honestly, man, it's beyond a joke, the brazenness.
I don't mind politicians being corrupt, but at least use some subterfuge and some subtlety.
The only positive thing, though, it's a very kind of British corruption.
It's like, well, I went down the pub and he asked for a contract, so I gave him it.
Anyway, I would guess that's the reason, because when you're a Democrat or a left-wing, you can argue for regulation.
There is no pressure on you to ever reduce regulation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big government, lots of state power.
That policy, honestly, it's one of the best, and I don't know why it was only Trump that seems to have done it.
Yeah.
Let's go to the next one.
So I know on Friday when I went over all my birthday stuff and you were like, oh you work for a good company.
I technically don't work for a company.
I work for my local government because I work in a treasure tax collector.
I actually really like working for a tax collector.
I know a lot of people are on the whole taxation is theft idea these days.
But everyone's too complacent to actually take any sort of effort to fix things.
And so you get the situation where it's like you have on a coat or a jacket and you're in a room with a bunch of other people and you complain that it's too hot but instead of, you know, Taking off the coat, you just tell everyone to turn down the AC. On the taxation, it's theft, yes, and you are stealing, but it's a shakedown that's kind of enforced by law, so you don't really get choice there, do you?
I think you work for the government as well.
I wonder how many of our subscribers work for the government.
I used to work for the government, and it was working for the government that made me not like the government.
When you see the waste and the profligacy up front, it's ridiculous.
There is no way, because there's four ways.
What did you do?
So I worked in criminal intelligence for, must have been about a decade, and then I worked as a consultant, so I was working in national security and policing.
I worked for the Foreign Office, so I worked in King Charles Street.
And now you're at MO5 and you're checking us out.
Right next to, yeah, now I'm undercover in this far-right prescribed organisation.
Don't worry, bye.
We're not living up to it, I don't think.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like your boss could be disappointed.
I'm trying to steer you more right wing, you know?
I've come in.
Too busy singing proud of your boy.
Anyway, sorry, I interrupted.
So yes, I did that.
I worked for the Foreign Office and I worked for private contracts but overseen by the UK government for, you know, sandy countries.
So you've got a real wheelhouse of just inefficient government.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm pleased to say I didn't contribute to any efficiency.
Corporate culture.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm much more efficient as a comedian than I was as a, you know, all that consultancy stuff.
Oh man, it was like, but it was a joke, man.
Like, because the thing is, when you're a consultant, you're sort of paid for your expertise, but then there's all this presenteeism, so you've got to be there for like, you know, 60 hours a week or whatever, even though you're only really working hard for about 12 hours.
So, you know, everybody's always like, how come you've got such a great suntan?
Anytime it was sunny, I'd just get a stack of papers, just walk out the building, round the corner, lie down in the park for an hour, walk back in.
Everybody thinks you've been at a meeting, so you've got papers on your arm.
It's like there's so many ways you can skive at work.
That's genius.
I mean, tips.
I never thought of that.
I worked on a thing to improve procurement practices in a government organisation.
I won't name the organisation, but a big, big budget.
So looking at the IT stuff, went into the IT department.
There was a guy with two laptops.
And we're like, what's in this laptop?
And he's like, I'm running a chicken farm in Ghana or something like that.
He's like, okay, what's this laptop?
I'm doing Forex trading.
He's like, what about your job?
What about have you got?
Are you doing your job?
You know what I mean?
I'd just shake his hand and be like, good job.
Yeah, for him to like openly tell us as well.
You know, it's like, are you in the Tory party?
This is like, you know, Matt Hancock.
This is like, you know, Owen Paterson's Randox contract.
Work for the government.
Order all the graphics cards.
Bitcoin mine all of them.
That's the job.
You see this in any public sector organisation.
I'm not saying private organisations are perfect.
So the guy who's in charge of the IT department also ran a recruitment company recruiting people.
So he'd hire new people into his IT department from his own company.
So obviously he's getting a huge chunk of money.
So he's got such a conflict of interest.
He should have gone to jail for that.
He didn't even get fired.
Even when we restructured it, obviously.
He got found out, but he didn't get in trouble for it.
Apart from, you know, he wasn't able to do that when we restructured everything.
I'm just thinking about that thing of just, like, get some papers, go hang out in the park, come back with the papers.
Everyone thinks you've been in a meeting.
That's genius.
Yeah, I wouldn't try it here.
I think Carl's wise to it.
No, I don't have any papers either.
Let's go to the next one.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of man.
There are only four things certain since social progress began.
And to know what those four things are, you're going to have to read the Rudyard Kipling poem, The Gods of the Copybook Heading.
Despite being published in 1919, I think it's very pertinent to what's happening to us today.
I think it would make for a very good video covering Rudyard Kipling's life and this poem.
Please check it out.
I hate reading, so I'm going to give that to Carl to do, because he likes Roger Kipling stuff more than I can.
So, we'll do that.
Hey everybody, Tony D and Little Joan here with another Legend of the Pines, the horrible Dr.
Henry Cotton.
He worked at the Trenton Psychiatric Hospital in Trenton, New Jersey, treating patients from 1907 to 1930.
He treated mental patients by removing any body parts he perceived as being infected.
He removed teeth and limbs and fingers and whatnot.
It is said that his ghost and the ghost of his patients still haunt the hospital to this day.
Hmm.
Horrible.
I always thought about, wouldn't it be great to be a doctor in, like, 1900?
Because, I mean, literally, you'd just be like, yeah, it's evil spirits that did this.
Let me cut your leg off.
And then just get high on cocaine.
And laudanum and stuff.
The first transplants were probably around the 1900s, 18th century or whatever.
Old days.
Just the old days.
But they'd take teeth.
So when sugar became a commodity and became common use in the UK, people started getting tooth disease.
So when their teeth went rotten and fell out, they'd want new ones.
So doctors or dentists would go down to the workhouses where the poor people were, the poor houses, and pay tramps or whatever some money to pull out one of their teeth.
and then they'd put it in to replace the tooth and obviously it'd live for like a little while but eventually you know after a few weeks you the body rejects it because it's a foreign protein um but also any blood-borne diseases would be transferred from the tooth and if you're taking it from the poor house you know they've got like syphilis typhoid all the rest of it so then all these rich people would uh would get horrible diseases from their their vanity that's horrible It's not medicine, but I bet the dentists had a great time.
It's the first ever transplants that were done.
Okay, yeah, technically.
But it's not proper.
Let's go to the next one.
Hey, guys.
Am I the only one who thinks that J.K. Rowling's being overly restrained?
You're literally the author of these guys' core beliefs.
Why don't you just nuke the ungrateful millennials from orbit?
Write another book.
It'll be canon.
Make the Weasley's ISIS members.
Have Harry go right wing.
Turn Hagrid into a pedophile.
I don't know.
Have Neville go trans and rape Hermione in a bathroom.
Give Myrtle something to really moan about.
Oh, you know, that's actually genius.
And also, you know, if you could relate it to real cases like the one you referenced there, they'd just undermine their ideology, which is reality.
Harry Potter and the doxing of trans rights activists.
The doxing of my bloody house!
Anyway, let's go to the next one.
Congratulations.
Episode 69 plus 200.
Nice.
Thanks, yeah.
It's 200 and nice.
Do we have more?
Alright, we got the results of the local election in Copenhagen.
The party with the most power will be in Hösleisten with 24.6% of the votes.
That is the old Communist Party.
They want to increase immigration, tax the rich extra and cut the budget of the Danish military.
Oh, and put menstruation pads in every public bathroom.
Very hygienic.
At least it's not this Communist Party guy.
Oh no, seriously, I'm worried for Denmark.
Jeez.
That's not good to hear.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Because Denmark's always been kind of weirdly based as well.
Yeah.
Like the government's always done the opposite of what the rest of Europe is doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Killing itself, usually.
Yeah.
So, you know.
That performed in Copenhagen.
I don't know what's happening to our migrant camp either.
To the what now?
Do you remember that?
So the Danish decided they were going to send all the migrants they get to Rwanda and have them process there.
And then if they were legitimate, they'd bring them back.
And if they were illegitimate, bye-bye.
Right, right.
Won't they stay in Rwanda?
Yeah, so we passed a bill to be able to do the same thing, and then apparently Priti Patel called up the Danish.
We're like, hey, you know you're building a camp.
Could we have in on that?
Like, we don't want to build our own, so...
Yeah, yeah.
We were going to send the migrants to Rwanda as well, as part of a joint deal.
Yeah.
So, I don't know what's happening to that now.
Because the Home Office were saying it's going to cost to deport a migrant, it costs £100,000 to deport them.
And then it might not even happen.
And it's like, man, you can fly...
On Ryanair for like $7.99.
Pretty much anywhere.
So why don't we get Ryanair, hand the contract for deporting migrants to Ryanair.
We'll save ourselves 900 and...
What is it?
Million, gajillion pounds.
99...
We'll save all the money.
Yeah, we'll save all the money.
But it's like 100 grand.
All the money.
So, on the J.K. Rowling stuff, David Carter says, Could you imagine how effing dumb you would have to be to think you can openly threaten a billionaire's family and get away with it?
And then Pete's crust out the rest, so God knows what you said.
But okay...
Yeah, I mean, it is a really dumb tactic.
Like, let's go after J.K. Rowling and she won't say anything.
She's huge.
It's not going to happen.
Anyway, so moving on to the celebrity screeching stuff.
Student of History says, Hollywood celebrities publicly mourn the loss of members of their community in Joseph Rosenbaum.
yeah because he's a pedo yeah uh alfred the beta rosenbaum was a uh nonce who's rose from humble beginnings to become a celebrity in the most talked about film of the year no wonder hollywood treat him like a brother um so there's a lot of nonce jokes in it it's Yeah, let's hear all of them.
Marcus Melville paedophilia being the last sexual taboo has really got the deconstructionalist mad yep Anyway, we're out of time.
So I'll take the last one for the Biden admin.
Kevin M. No one is above the law, so the people who are above the law.
Yes.
They need a fence, but the country doesn't.
True.
That's the best part.
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I'm actually performing at 6pm tonight in Top Secret in Covent Garden.
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