Commie Super Dweebs: Hasan Piker Teams Up With New Yorker Reporter In Dumbest Podcast of Year
Soldiers involved in Operation Absolute Resolve were charged with betting on Polymarket about Maduro’s capture. Insider trading or based department? Turns out Marxists aren’t just terrible at running governments, they’re also terrible people. A New York Times culture editor introduced us upstanding citizens to the concept of “microlooting.” Which is just stealing, but when you’re a Marxist, it’s acceptable. Not sure why we have to say this, but stealing is bad.Show more GUEST: Josh Firestine
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Domestic Violence in Lesbian Couples00:13:08
Lesbian couples face many of the same problems that also plague straight couples.
This ranges from petty family squabbles all the way to domestic violence.
In fact, die-on-diet crimes occur at even higher rates than straight couples living in rural areas.
According to research, almost 44% of lesbian couples experience domestic violence compared to 35% of straight women, 26% for gays.
Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything, but I was actually slapped by my girlfriend on the way here.
It's time we put an end to this senseless violence by providing shelter for victims in well-carpeted rooms.
Please donate at batteredlesbians.org.
And let's make sure that no more lesies take beatings from their partners.
You too can stop the abuse by giving generously at batteredlesbians.org.
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Subject for today.
Sorry.
I always forget because it's Friday.
This is a love letter to Rumble Premium, the OG mug club, where usually you guys, obviously, you're the only ones who see it.
We let you see, like, what, five, 10 minutes on YouTube?
Yeah, something like that.
Or Rumble, so you guys know what you're.
We do a show every Friday, weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern, but I was late because I always forget how short that.
You stole my custom cappuccino cup.
You did.
My world market custom cappuccino cup.
That's empty.
Why don't you, here, bring that over here before we go?
I'll show them how I.
I was going to use my custom, my Diva cup.
It's, look at this.
I use it as a, what would be called a heat sink?
I don't know.
It keeps it from getting too cold.
Keeps the steam in.
But then you're in the New York Post.
He has to have a custom, like I have copper stills going around.
I mean, we got that too, but.
We did have an espresso machine, but it wasn't clean.
And Robelt's Listeria.
So now it's just, which is tasty.
Just the best.
He makes his third chair host take his dirty dishes.
I don't know how many of those we'd broken.
All right, welcome.
Hey.
One more.
We have a couple things to get to Home Depot brawl.
That's a lot of fun.
This guy who helps take out Maduro, he bet on himself.
And so that's, I guess, kind of like insider soldiering.
I mean, yeah.
And I don't know if you have heard of micro looting?
This is something that the Marxists are advocating for now micro looting, just stealing from like Whole Foods, bigger companies, because it's okay because they're rich and just ignore the people doing it who have $3 million homes.
Let me ask you, what do you hate most about commies and what's the best way to kill them?
Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
Fantastic.
I'm thinking of ways to kill commies now.
Agent Orange.
There's so many.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
It has, you know, some bad side effects, though.
Tried and tried.
Yeah, but not for commies.
No, but sometimes the friendly forces get it.
So that's.
Yeah, that's why you're just trying to isolate them.
It's like.
It's hard to do, but.
It's almost like we've played God because we've created an angel of death for commies.
We just have to make sure it's targeted right.
Right.
It's hard.
Yeah.
It's like a reward.
COVID for commies.
There we go.
There you go.
Perfect.
And tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow, April 25th, Comedy Avenue in Lawton, Oklahoma.
Go support, go see live comedy.
Go say hi to Josh.
Yes, please.
Hopefully, you're not affected by tornadoes.
I know there were some bad ones up a little bit north of there in Enid and that area.
So hopefully, you guys are doing all right and you still have ticket money.
Do you ever just wonder, like when we're here and you go, why did settlers stop here or Oklahoma?
Like pre air conditioning, you're like, everything can kill you.
Yeah, there's some places that make sense.
You know, you go like El Paso stinks, but the river.
Right.
You know, you go like, oh, well, Arizona, they have the river and there's some lake.
But then Oklahoma, you're like, what did you guys just quit?
Yeah.
You're like, well, this is flat.
We're tired.
We lost some family back there.
We had to eat our son.
Yeah.
We'll stop here.
What are those Comanche out there?
Like, hey, careful.
There's that screaming demon from the sky.
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know.
We'll develop a trailer park.
So I don't know how else to get into this.
There was a brawl in Detroit surprise.
It was at Home Depot.
And then they had a female cop.
Break it up, right?
And by that, I mean do absolutely nothing whatsoever.
It's time for the latest installment of Feminist Cops.
Bad girls, what you want?
What you want?
What you want?
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad girls, bad girls.
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Feminist Cops is filmed on location with the brave, strong women of law enforcement.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
All right.
At first, I didn't even know who the cop was.
She is leaning against him.
She's pushing it back.
All of her leverage pushes.
No, he's stepping back.
He's trying to fight the other guy.
He's just trying to buy some conduit.
Jeez.
Is he holding pipes or is he holding like one of those pool?
It's conduit, I think.
Like PVC power or something.
I don't know.
They're just treating her like a minor annoyance, like getting around her.
They're moving her out of the way, like, hey, move out of the way so she can see the.
She's just sitting there, she's taking a break.
No, man, go stop!
That guy is grabbing awful close to her gun, and she does not seem to be concerned.
No, he's got knee pads on, it's fine.
They act like she's not even there.
I said, go to Lowe's!
She had a second go.
Look, that's exactly what you would expect.
I don't think that women should be in physical or combat roles.
I've been really clear about that.
We had to change my mind.
I don't know if you know, it's decentralized with police.
So we use a lot of the military data that we have, all references available.
Army ladies are 67% more likely than the men to receive physical discharge for some kind of injury, musculoskeletal disorder.
They are actually, as far as police, 48% more likely to be injured when using takedowns versus men.
And only four out of 17 women could do.
A single pull up after three months training.
Four out of 17.
And here's the thing with the fake victims we have to equalize, right?
Women are just as good at being cops.
They're not.
Women are just as good at physical.
They're not.
And so then when people actually need saving, well, someone like that shows up.
By the way, the cop did call for backup.
Well, actually, before that, let's just do this.
It's fun.
This is what you get with female cops.
Bet you didn't expect a Radiohead parody this morning.
No.
But you got it.
Now, the female cop in question, to be clear, she did call for backup.
They were already responding to another call.
Oh, shit.
You are walling.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Is that Wendy?
Walling.
Go.
Watch this little white lady.
Watch this little white lady.
She's had enough.
This is her falling down moment.
Boom.
Boom.
Tight little white hooks.
You know what she's saying in her mind every time she hits.
She knows she can't.
She knows.
What are you holding that back?
She's run through?
Dear God.
What did he say?
You know what she's saying every time in her mind when she hits.
Jeez, Gerald.
That's great.
Sure.
She's like, I'm not going to be able to get the distance, so I'm going to get the.
I'm going to combine the hook and like I'm whipping a baseball and grab this weave.
People are tired of it.
People are tired of it.
And we're also tired of seeing a lady cop show up to subdue a 280 pound man on PCP.
I watched a lady cop, Johnny Boyne, I watched a lady cop get punched.
Get punched up the street from our old studio.
We watched the guy in nothing but boxers.
It was a pullover.
Yes, he was color.
And he was walking back and she was telling him, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Said, like, okay, I'll put my hands behind him, and he is wham!
Yeah, and she stopped.
She stopped.
She stepped back, and like, God, if you're walkie talkie, I was like, That's it, he's gonna take it.
No, this lady at Home Depot was in the way.
Yeah, that's that's really what it was like.
She would have been better off.
Like, the guy was the guy in the knee pads and the orange shirt was pulling her back by the belt.
Like, thanks for doing that.
Yeah, she needed to be out of there and just finding guys on the out and just taste, taste, taste.
It also reminds me, do you remember at the black and white barbershop when I just, you know, this was when I was just.
Done with it, and I said, Hey, why do black guys fight in packs?
And they go, I've never seen it.
Twice just now.
You just did.
Nah, man, that was just eight individual one on ones.
That's right.
That's right.
It's like a fight card.
I was having a one on one with him.
My friend was having a one on one with the same guy I was having a one on one with.
That's right.
It's like an undercard.
You must have missed the tag in because he tagged in.
It's like a royal rumble with felonies.
Yeah, it's the opposite of an orgy.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Although you do get that godlike thrill, you do get that dopamine hit when you feel that little dig, you know what I mean?
You hit and it connects.
So it's like, it's not that opposite of an orgy.
All right, next one.
No, you're banging on them.
You're banging on that person with the rest of your gang.
There's something that can't be replicated with a bag, which is like you hit, you get the solid, and then there's just a little bit of that corkscrew.
Yeah, a little bit extra.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone call a lady cop.
I don't know.
Let's go on to it's Friday.
It's Friday, guys.
What do you want from us?
Yeah, what do you want from us?
We just try and have fun.
Here's the next story.
Did you have anything else you wanted to add?
No, I'm good on that.
Aside from your implications of the most racist epithet in the English language?
No?
Any other racist thoughts?
I'm going to give Gerald an admonished pass.
Yeah, no.
You know why?
If only for his boldness.
He took a risk.
Would you like to read your Waffle House review on Yelp?
No, it was the other footage she put on her fatigued shirt afterwards and walked out the back.
I remember the first time I went to a waffle house.
I was raised in Canada.
We did a driving to the United States when my family moved.
I thought it would be centered around waffles.
No.
I thought it would have a bunch of different waffles and, like, oh, they specialize in waffles.
There's just one waffle.
Or you can get pecans in it.
Do you say pecans or pecans?
What do you say?
Pecans.
It depends on what I'm talking about.
All right.
They're pecans or it's pecan pie.
Well, there you go.
That's why I was confused.
And I went and I'm like, this is it.
It's like the, the.
You're not a house of waffles.
You have a waffle drawer.
That's it.
Everything else is pies.
Yeah.
It's just Denny's and you put waffle in the name.
And oh, look, there's another fight.
So, speaking of fight, we really did well with Maduro.
I don't know if you guys know that, but like that was top five.
Aces.
Yeah, we were aces on that one.
Now, one of the soldiers involved, involved with the planning of capturing Maduro, which was done in the dead of night, and we had no loss of life as far as we know, he actually was charged recently because he won $400,000 by betting on Poly Market, even though he was involved with the operation.
So, let me be really clear.
It's not anywhere near as bad as the insider trading that we see in Congress.
And you probably know that, but you probably don't even know how bad that is.
So we're going to give you those numbers.
But here's a jumping off point.
We took out a dictator, guy bet on himself.
I'm not that mad about it.
This raid by U.S. Special Forces in Venezuela in January saw the capture of the country's president, Nicolas Maduro.
Now, a U.S. Special Forces soldier involved in the operation.