Louder with Crowder - The Most Insane "Young Adult" Book Ever Written + Exclusive BTS Footage
Aired: 2026-03-06
Duration: 12:31


=== Friday's Funny Lines (11:27) ===

[00:01:04]  Just sit right back till you'll hear a tale, a tale of a faithful trip that started on the radio.
[00:01:10]  The young C was a prick.
[00:01:12]  The host was a mighty funny man, loud enough to be sure.
[00:01:17]  Stand-up and his radio, the fans must endure.
[00:01:21]  Yes, forced to endure.
[00:01:26]  A daily show we've all someway, but YouTube really sucked.
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[00:02:29]  When it's a shortening show like that, that means it's Friday.
[00:02:34]  Mm, yeah.
[00:02:35]  That's a fun day, Friday.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  It can be a little bit of a grab bag on the Friday.
[00:02:40]  We get a little looser in what we say.
[00:02:42]  We were talking so much about Iran and all that stuff this week.
[00:02:45]  You know, all that.
[00:02:47]  So instead, today we're going to talk about, gosh, I don't know how to approach this.
[00:02:53]  Well, based Vietnamese grandma, so that's fine.
[00:02:55]  Okay.
[00:02:56]  This video from VCU, people ask, what is a woman?
[00:02:59]  And then there's a new preteen series that I can describe as nothing other than if you have children, they shouldn't be watching this, but this is the point.
[00:03:07]  Your preteen shouldn't be reading this.
[00:03:09]  Hardcore pornography?
[00:03:11]  What?
[00:03:12]  That's what they're trying to push on your kids?
[00:03:14]  Yeah, don't worry.
[00:03:14]  You're going to read some chapters.
[00:03:16]  And it's actually going to be a BTS show behind the scenes, not that Korean band of tarts.
[00:03:23]  Don't know.
[00:03:24]  Well, I guess, are they all guys?
[00:03:25]  I have no idea.
[00:03:26]  I can't tell the difference.
[00:03:27]  Yeah, they're all closer.
[00:03:28]  So that's where we're going to let you in behind.
[00:03:30]  Let you behind the scenes so you see how the sausage is made.
[00:03:32]  Let me ask you: what's your favorite book that you've recently read?
[00:03:35]  You tell me.
[00:03:36]  Mine, I don't know.
[00:03:37]  I don't remember the last fiction book that I've read, honestly.
[00:03:40]  I cannot remember.
[00:03:41]  I'm reading 30 Seconds After right now.
[00:03:42]  Really?
[00:03:43]  Yeah, Johnny Boy recommended it to me.
[00:03:45]  Is that 30 Seconds After Mars?
[00:03:48]  No, it's Jared Leto's post-Suicide.
[00:03:50]  Yeah.
[00:03:52]  Is this a nuclear one?
[00:03:54]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:55]  One second after.
[00:03:56]  Oh, one second after?
[00:03:57]  Oh, okay.
[00:03:57]  Yeah.
[00:03:57]  Well, I don't even, I didn't read the cover.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, no.
[00:04:00]  I read what's inside.
[00:04:01]  Gerald just looks at the covers.
[00:04:02]  No, no.
[00:04:02]  And then you read the book.
[00:04:03]  That's why you compliment each other.
[00:04:04]  I read the book and told John to read it, who then told.
[00:04:07]  I feel like I'm kind of the you know what?
[00:04:09]  You make a valid case, but I don't believe you.
[00:04:12]  I'm not buying it.
[00:04:13]  No, I'm not.
[00:04:14]  No, I'm not even reading the book anymore.
[00:04:15]  I quit just now.
[00:04:16]  By the way, I do not recommend 28 years later the Bone Temple.
[00:04:21]  No.
[00:04:22]  No, I do not.
[00:04:22]  It's incredibly graphic.
[00:04:24]  Is it bad or is it just kind of well done, but it's a very unpleasant watch.
[00:04:30]  Bone Tomahawk levels or close.
[00:04:33]  Really?
[00:04:34]  But unrelenting.
[00:04:35]  It stayed with throughout the whole thing.
[00:04:37]  Unlike Bone Tomahawk, you just kind of stop the end.
[00:04:40]  With this one, you have to fast forward.
[00:04:42]  I'm like, I can't do this.
[00:04:43]  I get it.
[00:04:44]  Gerald, I like it.
[00:04:44]  I heard there's a huge penis in it.
[00:04:46]  That's what I also, but we'll get to the appropriate pre-teen fiction moment in a moment.
[00:04:53]  We don't want to spoil the lead.
[00:04:55]  Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
[00:04:56]  I am good.
[00:04:57]  How are you?
[00:04:58]  Good.
[00:04:58]  A little chilly.
[00:04:59]  A little chilly?
[00:05:00]  Could just be the fever.
[00:05:01]  Friday, Saturday, March 20th and 21st at the Summit City Comedy Club in very happy Fort Wayne, Indiana.
[00:05:07]  Due for a comeback, Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you, sir?
[00:05:10]  Excellent.
[00:05:10]  Excellent.
[00:05:11]  Gladys Friday.
[00:05:12]  You have a white speck on your shoulder.
[00:05:13]  Do I?
[00:05:14]  Yeah, which is just because it's black on your other shoulder.
[00:05:16]  It does, yeah.
[00:05:17]  Right there.
[00:05:18]  Right shoulder.
[00:05:18]  Right shoulder?
[00:05:19]  Ah, it just went away.
[00:05:20]  There you go.
[00:05:20]  Okay, cool.
[00:05:21]  There you go.
[00:05:22]  It was a spider.
[00:05:23]  Oh!
[00:05:24]  No, it was not.
[00:05:25]  It was a.
[00:05:25]  It's back.
[00:05:26]  Son of a, it's back.
[00:05:27]  I can see it.
[00:05:28]  We can all see it.
[00:05:28]  It's right there.
[00:05:29]  Let's just let it know.
[00:05:30]  Never wear black without the blue.
[00:05:32]  Oh, it's a toenail.
[00:05:33]  Cell son blue.
[00:05:34]  Perfect.
[00:05:35]  I was biting my toenails earlier.
[00:05:36]  I only know that ad because of the dandruff shampoo.
[00:05:38]  I used to watch the ads in French, and they would say, They would say, Je mait porte l noir, sans blue, cell san bloon.
[00:05:46]  Sand blue.
[00:05:48]  It sounds funny.
[00:05:49]  It does.
[00:05:49]  It's hilarious.
[00:05:50]  Everything sounds funnier in French.
[00:05:52]  It's a great commercial.
[00:05:53]  I'd buy it.
[00:05:54]  It's just all the time they use these stupid, they use English words.
[00:05:57]  It's not real French.
[00:05:58]  All right.
[00:05:58]  Let's get to because we can actually still we can convene with these people now.
[00:06:03]  We can hang out with them because you know Charlie's okay.
[00:06:06]  Nam is over.
[00:06:07]  There's a big push right now among the we've talked about this the dissident right black belt, whatever you want to call it.
[00:06:12]  This very based Vietnamese, and that almost sounds redundant.
[00:06:16]  Once upon a time, I wouldn't have been able to say that, but I can say that now because it's 2026.
[00:06:19]  A based Vietnamese Mima, granny, grandma, grandmother, whatever you want to call her, she's not on board with that.
[00:06:28]  What do you think about Donald Trump?
[00:06:30]  I love Donald Goodfellow.
[00:06:33]  He's strong.
[00:06:34]  He said he do it.
[00:06:36]  He knew everything.
[00:06:37]  Oh, me.
[00:06:40]  No, I voted for Joe Biden.
[00:06:42]  You're crazy.
[00:06:45]  Never was it.
[00:06:46]  And then I voted for Kamala.
[00:06:48]  Never vote for Demi Pegg.
[00:06:50]  No one.
[00:06:53]  You don't like Kamala.
[00:06:56]  I'm smarter than her.
[00:07:00]  Both an insult to herself and Tomala.
[00:07:03]  Yes, I love that.
[00:07:04]  I'm smarter than her.
[00:07:05]  I'm crazy.
[00:07:06]  Listen to me.
[00:07:07]  I'm crazy.
[00:07:07]  I'm smarter than her.
[00:07:08]  I'm cooking dog.
[00:07:12]  I love that.
[00:07:12]  Her face was like, what?
[00:07:14]  What are you thinking?
[00:07:15]  Talk about it.
[00:07:16]  Like, that's the case for tribalism.
[00:07:18]  Like, I guarantee you, we would have some disagreements.
[00:07:20]  No, I mean, I'm not going to eat a dachshund anytime soon.
[00:07:24]  But like, she's precluding.
[00:07:26]  It's okay to preclude yourself from something where you go, like, okay, here's everything where we can have a disagreement, but I am precluded from voting for X.
[00:07:34]  I am precluded from supporting this idea.
[00:07:36]  People from that generation, they just be, well, you can vote for Kami.
[00:07:40]  They kill everything, make everything bad.
[00:07:43]  So don't vote Kami.
[00:07:45]  It's obvious that she grew up in that situation to some degree.
[00:07:48]  And it's just like, listen, like people that saw it know better.
[00:07:51]  You need to listen to them.
[00:07:52]  Don't listen to all these people who grew up privileged, fun lives and they didn't have to do anything hard to go and like, well, that sounds like it could be good for everybody.
[00:07:59]  Faggot.
[00:08:00]  Exactly.
[00:08:01]  My grandboy, I don't raise faggots.
[00:08:05]  No, San Francisco great-grandkids.
[00:08:09]  Stop being faggot.
[00:08:11]  I love how she cut right to the chase, dude.
[00:08:13]  You're crazy.
[00:08:14]  There's no conversation about it.
[00:08:16]  It was just like.
[00:08:16]  It's great.
[00:08:17]  I'm glad.
[00:08:18]  And what's funny too is that there's an actual, I guarantee if you know her backstory, an actual strong woman.
[00:08:22]  Yeah.
[00:08:22]  When you talk about feminists and not facing any kind of, I guarantee you, that woman has seen some stuff.
[00:08:28]  That's right.
[00:08:28]  She killed the dog with her bare hands to foot put in the stoop.
[00:08:31]  Speaking of which, she raised the dog too.
[00:08:33]  Yeah.
[00:08:33]  No, even more.
[00:08:34]  I sold, I raised dog.
[00:08:36]  He sleep in my bed in my house to give him hope.
[00:08:39]  Then kill his neck in morning.
[00:08:41]  Kill his neck.
[00:08:43]  Sounds like something they would say.
[00:08:48]  Speaking of killing dogs, obviously, gnome.
[00:08:51]  Out.
[00:08:51]  Gnome out.
[00:08:53]  That was kind of the big news.
[00:08:54]  Oh, so that Pauline, Pauline, well, the Calci and then all the prediction markets and stuff, like they're putting out who's going to be the first one gone.
[00:09:00]  That's right.
[00:09:01]  Gnome was out and replaced by Mark Wayne Mullen.
[00:09:04]  Mark Wayne Mullen.
[00:09:05]  So I'm not, you know, I'm not sure what the real fallout is going to be from that, but I think there was a lot of people going like, is she really just like traveling around the country and taking like these glamour shots?
[00:09:14]  Different staged things.
[00:09:16]  It just seemed a little weird.
[00:09:17]  So I really wish it would have been Pam Bondi first, but I think I'm not a huge fan of either of them.
[00:09:24]  I'm not a huge fan of Gnome either.
[00:09:25]  No.
[00:09:25]  I mean, I don't know that there's a lot of substance there.
[00:09:27]  Uh-oh.
[00:09:28]  Is what all the dogs said when they heard that she was putting.
[00:09:31]  And then when she got ousted, they went.
[00:09:34]  All right.
[00:09:35]  I bet the new guy looks like a dog catcher.
[00:09:36]  Yeah, I bet she.
[00:09:37]  Like an old 101 Dalmatian style.
[00:09:40]  Yes.
[00:09:41]  Right.
[00:09:42]  She was going to.
[00:09:43]  That's the thing.
[00:09:44]  Look, no one's perfect.
[00:09:45]  She was going to make a coat out of puppies.
[00:09:47]  She did some good things, but she definitely was kind of, when you talk about in the administration, very optics focused.
[00:09:55]  That was her.
[00:09:56]  A lot of pageantry.
[00:09:57]  Yeah.
[00:09:58]  And I like Mark Wayne Mullen.
[00:09:59]  I think he has a pretty good shot here.
[00:10:01]  I want to see kind of what the expectations are, what he lays out as his objectives.
[00:10:05]  I'd like to be different than Christmas.
[00:10:06]  I'd like to see more Tom Holman-like people.
[00:10:09]  Mark Wayne Mullen.
[00:10:10]  Never heard of him.
[00:10:10]  Sounds like a country singer.
[00:10:12]  He does.
[00:10:12]  No, he does something like that.
[00:10:13]  I think he worked with us on a China video that we did.
[00:10:15]  Mark Wayne Mullen?
[00:10:16]  Yeah.
[00:10:16]  Really?
[00:10:17]  Yep.
[00:10:17]  So then let's give him a call.
[00:10:18]  Yeah, we'll talk to him.
[00:10:20]  Do you take the solemn pledge to not take joy in killing any canines?
[00:10:24]  There you go.
[00:10:25]  That's a hard one.
[00:10:26]  It's like, what else do you got?
[00:10:27]  Well, that was it.
[00:10:28]  There you go.
[00:10:29]  And by the way, for those of you, it's super short, obviously, because Friday's a love letter to Mug Club, the OGs, Rumble Premium.
[00:10:34]  You can click that button and join.
[00:10:36]  We always broadcast on Friday, but it's not always a broadcast.
[00:10:39]  We just broadcast the people who, you know, who keep the lights on because the lights would be off just like they are on Gnome.
[00:10:46]  We probably need to do a closing time for her next week, but we're short-staffed right now.
[00:10:54]  So here's the next one.
[00:10:55]  Paula.
[00:10:55]  Before we get to Scrapyard, which is always a lot of fun.
[00:10:59]  Students, oh, the Virginia Commonwealth University, they were asked, and here's a video coming up, what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman?
[00:11:07]  Here's the thing.
[00:11:08]  This wouldn't have been a thing at all.
[00:11:11]  Not all that long ago.
[00:11:12]  It's a pretty straightforward answer.
[00:11:14]  You can imagine.
[00:11:15]  It used to be, you know, how many genders are there?
[00:11:17]  That was how they changed my mind.
[00:11:18]  I was like, okay, well, then how many are there?
[00:11:19]  No one ever answered.
[00:11:20]  Well, I mean, that's the real, that's obtuse.
[00:11:23]  What?
[00:11:23]  That's reductive.
[00:11:24]  Okay, I'm just asking you, how many are there?
[00:11:26]  Like, assume we're in a doctor's office and we got to figure it out.
[00:11:30]  They never have an answer.
[00:11:31]  So here, students are asked, what mind, sorry, what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman?
[00:11:37]  Here you go.
[00:11:38]  I'm a trans woman, so I suppose variants.
[00:11:41]  A woman can be so many things.
[00:11:43]  It's Women's History Month, and we're on the compass asking what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman.
[00:11:48]  Let's find out.
[00:11:49]  The compass.
[00:11:49]  Mother.
[00:11:50]  Capable.
[00:11:51]  Strength.
[00:11:52]  Powerful.
[00:11:53]  Brazilians.
[00:11:54]  I want to say beautiful.
[00:11:55]  Like, they're just physically beautiful.
[00:11:57]  These are good answers.
[00:11:57]  I was going to say lady.
[00:11:58]  I can have the most complex conversations or have the most like mundane conversation.
[00:12:03]  And it just feels like woman.
[00:12:07]  Comment down below.
[00:12:08]  Annoying when watching that video.
[00:12:10]  Yes.
[00:12:11]  It's just like, we're the best because we can have like the most complex conversations, but I can also have like not complex conversations.
[00:12:17]  So you can have a conversation.
[00:12:18]  Verbose.
[00:12:19]  Cool.
[00:12:20]  Because the lady, she was asked for one word and she just kept going.
[00:12:24]  She's a poet.
[00:12:27]  When she said Brazilian, was that her just like, did she think the question was like, list your preference of women?