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March 5, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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America is Back: Breaking Down Everything You Missed in Trump's Joint Address
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We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Glad to be with you.
It is a, boy, is it a busy day.
I'm going to get right into this.
Obviously, yesterday was the State of the Union, damn it, joint session.
It was trending, State of the Union.
By the way, you don't need to use hashtags anymore.
Everyone's talking about it.
Okay, everyone is talking about it, but I want to ask you this.
Here's the story from last night.
Of course, DJ Danny.
My gosh.
Adorable.
We'll talk about him more.
The math.
Did you do the math?
We have done the math on the President's address yesterday.
Now I'm just saying address.
We've done the math as to what it is that he has cut, irrefutable, he gave you some very clear examples, and the investments that have been already promised or pledged.
The math is unbelievable when you start to add it up.
I haven't heard anyone else do this yet.
We're going to go through that.
Also the top five moments and the lowlights.
Hold on, I have to pop my ear here.
It's like I was on a plane.
Yeah, I pop my ear differently.
I don't know if you've heard it before, but it's quite disgusting.
Well, I box your ears.
That's a different one, too.
It's a pastime.
We have the five Democrat lowlights.
You've heard of highlights?
We have the lowlights, because just when you think they couldn't get any worse, boy, they pull what they pulled yesterday.
And it's also prefab.
It's political theater.
I mean, for crying out loud, we'll get into it.
So at some point, I guarantee you, when we're talking about...
Jasmine Crockett, or we're talking about Al Green.
I don't know why you're still streaming on YouTube, but I guarantee you I'll flip my lid and you'll see this.
Head on over to Rumble.
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On the 14th, we're going to have a special live stream to announce that.
The 14th on a Friday.
Let me ask you this.
What was your favorite part from last night?
Comment.
Josh Feierstein, thank you very much.
We're back, baby!
Josh not underscore Feierstein.
Yeah, not underscore Feierstein.
And he has no social media, but my ancestors...
Well, I found my way out of his balls.
It's Pops Crowder, who is here, and my potential brethren are as numerous as the stars, but they're still in there.
So...
I know you have a cough, so we have the cough button for you.
I'm good.
No, Tim showed me what...
Button to stomp on when I start to...
You sound like Tim Allen back when he was still selling Coke.
Well, you should hear Johnny Boy.
He is sexy today.
Yeah, I know he is, but I can't keep my hands off him.
All right.
Before we go to just the in-depth, I guess the kids say unpack it, but a meat segment, a deep dive segment onto the address yesterday.
The New York Times continues to outdo themselves.
And this is why Donald Trump's approval...
Or at least the speech last night has been so high, the left can't help but be absolutely insane.
And this is from the New York Times, all the news that's fit to print.
Hi, I'm Julia Fox, and today we are going to learn how to unleash your inner freak.
Wow!
Let's begin.
My definition of a freak is someone who is unapologetically themselves.
They've already figured out that they're different, but they are no longer trying to hide it.
I think part of being a freak is being delusional.
What?
It is being aggressive because you have to make space in a world that is not good for you.
A lot of time, it really does start with clothes because clothes are signaling into the world of who we are.
All superficial.
Some people won't get it, but someone else might be like, oh, the shoes, she gets it.
I probably really came into my inner freak in middle school.
That was, you know, when I started to meet other people who were also, like, you know, the weird, like, cat girls.
But they're not on New York Times because you're TV-friendly freak.
You didn't have any cat girls?
Oh, my God, I had a lot of cat girls in my school.
You know, I think the worst thing you can do as a freak...
Is pretend.
Like, take the mask off.
Be yourself.
The dolphins are getting caught in her corset.
Now, first off, she speaks from a position of privilege because she's, you know, a good-looking freak who's alternative.
Let's be honest.
The real people you go and see at Hot Topic, they're just freak freaks.
They're just ugly ugly.
They're not TV ugly.
So she's talking about that.
And notice how superficial it always is.
It starts with clothes, and then it only goes skin deep.
Trans.
Hey, you know what makes you an actual freak?
Being a Christian conservative Trump voter in high school or in college at an Ivy League, how about that?
Do you realize you're actually in a minority that these people couldn't possibly comprehend?
What, you think you're counterculture because you have a lip ring?
By the way, did anyone else notice in there, they just fit in, they have like, just Christopher Walken?
Yeah, what?
Did he want to be in this?
Did he like approve of this?
Whoa!
That's all.
They had me next to chick with dicks.
They're two balls.
I thought there'd be one.
Disgusting.
Now.
I know that he's a tap dancer, but I don't know if that makes him a freak.
Some people say it was freakish that I killed Natalie Wood, but it was an accident.
She had it coming.
Now.
Let's move on to...
I don't know how they fit him in there.
Is he a murderer?
A freak!
MSNBC approaches this girl and officers six figures to go work for them.
You gotta drop the freak thing, though.
Oh, I'm done with that anyway.
She'd be gone.
This is her way into media.
Man!
Rachel Motto.
Now, let's go on to CNN. They always have this, but this is a really bad one.
It's time for CNN, their weird face of the day.
Our latest installment, it is this journalist, Robin Farzad.
He's a business journalist and the host of Full Disclosure.
Robin, thank you so much for joining us.
Obviously, we're already seeing the impact of this threat on Wall Street.
He's like a terrorist, Robin Hood.
How soon could consumers start feeling the effects of these additional tariffs?
Poor lighting.
Did he slip and fall on Brian Stelter's dildo?
It's a whole new school of management and negotiation.
The guy looks like his boyfriend told him to tell everybody, if anybody asks, you ran into a door.
That's right.
You fell down the stairs.
I actually think I remember this guy from a cave.
No, I remember this guy.
Yeah?
I was showing you the video earlier.
I remember this guy from a cave in Afghanistan.
That's right.
Yeah, that was right before we took him.
Yes.
Yes, it was.
Before the whatever nuclear reaction.
We took him out to eat.
By the way, before we go on to the address to Congress, Rumble app, if you're watching on YouTube, if you're watching on Rumble, it's the best way to stay into it.
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Let's get to the first, Donald Trump of a second term, his joint address to Congress.
Toolman, right?
I just said it right.
State of the Union.
Admonish him.
You can't sneak it in on me.
I did sneak it in on you.
Keep it coming, I love it!
It's a de facto State of the Union.
You don't have to admonish me for that.
So, it was this big lecture.
Yes.
Here's the thing.
I don't know if when you were watching this, Pops, and we had a power outage, so we had to have this thing plugged into a generator, and I'm still a little woozy from the fumes.
Wait, you brought it inside?
I don't think you're supposed to do that.
It's not how a generator works.
Why don't you let Steven Crowder worry about Steven Crowder?
I gotta tell you, you're a lot more fun of a guy with a generator in your house.
I get the work done no matter what.
So...
You're not gonna make me cough.
I was sitting there watching it on an iPad, and at a certain point I just said...
Once you cut through all of the stage protests, once you cut through all of this political theater, once you cut through all of the virtue signaling, the math is incredible.
And these are just very specific examples.
What President Trump did is he gave the irrefutable examples so that they couldn't just go out and fact check them and say, ah, it's not true.
So even if it sounds like a small number where he says 10 million, 20 million for a Sesame Street in the Middle East, he's giving you numbers that no one can argue with as an example.
Of government waste and fraud.
And then when he talked about the investments from SoftBank, from Apple, there are far, far more dollars in investments and growth that we are going to be seeing.
And there's obviously far more waste.
He just was sticking the landing.
And I think that shows some maturity.
And we've actually done the math, both from his speech and from the budget that we're looking at at large.
So I know the math is going to get a little bit complicated later.
But we do need to summarize it for you with...
Generate more, spend less.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, that's the plan.
That seems to kind of, it's almost like all of us and our pocketbooks.
So the speech was very well received from a lot of people.
Even at CNN, they registered a 69% approval.
To the results, what was your reaction to Trump's speech?
44%.
Of speech watchers in our instant poll tonight say they had a very positive reaction to Trump's speech.
25% somewhat positive, 31% negative.
Thank you, older, gayer Josh Gad.
CBS even had a 76% approval.
And you could hear the producers there going, f**k.
So, everyone's been covering it.
I haven't seen anyone do the math.
We are going to corroborate these numbers.
And of course, link in the description.
All of the references are publicly available.
It started off as a banger.
Members of the United States Congress, thank you very much.
And to my fellow citizens, America is back.
Thank you.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA!
Okay, so the left of course, they were there protesting.
Nothing from the left is organic.
Have you noticed that all of these protests that used to take place, you know, Black Lives Matter, the Pussy March, the resist, the scream into the sky, that was one of the first terms of Trump members, literally people screaming into the sky.
Since we've seen the pauses, the freezes to USAID and the other government entities, nothing.
This is the first joint statement.
He's given to the State of the Union.
You can admonish me, I know, but I don't know how to describe it outside of that.
It's the first one he's given, and there were like four people outside.
Comment if you've noticed that shift.
There's nothing organic from the left.
And as it relates to inside the chamber, they want you to believe that Donald Trump attacked the Democrats and that this is unprecedented.
In case you didn't know that this was prefab, they showed up.
With custom-printed protest ping-pong paddles before he even started.
Just put that into context.
It doesn't matter what he does.
They showed up with Timu ping-pong paddles.
Well, except for Rashida Tlaib.
Yeah, that's right.
They didn't get one for her.
No, she was the one who had the whiteboard, right, with her stupid Daymadna glasses.
She brought her own heckles.
She's a meme now.
Yeah.
And this doesn't exist in a vacuum, because we're going to compare it to, again, the left wants you to believe, oh, civility, the right.
They're responsible now for this division.
This is new.
Donald Trump is new.
I mean, we had our disagreements with George W. Bush, but Donald Trump, he's the reason for the crack in our discourse.
No, you can actually see how conservatives reacted with Joe Biden, with Barack Obama.
We're going to give you the numbers here today because those matter.
So, yesterday, you had Al Green with a cane.
You had Rashida Tlaib doing whatever she does.
You had resist shirts.
I particularly love the people wearing resist shirts.
I only ever saw the words resist on their back when they were walking out like dogs that had been hit with a rolled up newspaper.
I think Ilhan Omar was trying to steal a chair in her hat.
Yes.
I don't know what was in there, but it was this high.
Maybe it was her brother's visa.
Like a dinosaur egg.
Or paternity test.
The whole baby's in there.
The whole incest baby is in there.
So we've actually put this together for you as a montage where you can actually count the number.
Spoiler, it's 33!
We won the popular vote by big numbers and won counties in our country.
They argue that?
Yeah.
It's not big enough to them.
Then the wrong direction.
In fact, Joe Biden, the worst president in American history.
There were hundreds of thousands...
You didn't get to see all of them, you would hear it, because C-SPAN was running the cameras.
Largest one-month gain ever recorded.
A 41-point jump.
Nice gavel work.
They just don't want to admit that.
Yes, it was.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Natural! Natural! Natural!
Was that RFK?
You wanted it.
You wanted it.
Be included.
830,000 people.
Sorry, guys.
I know it's long.
You gotta see it.
No, you're not.
Lunatics.
repeat offenders while enhancing best to figure out I'm a baby.
That's what happened.
Talk to both sides.
Nearly...
Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House and to cease any further disruptions.
That's your warning.
Mr. Green, take your seat.
Take your seat, sir.
Take your seat.
He's shaking his cane.
Remove this gentleman from the chamber.
He has no mandate?
Yeah.
You don't know what the word mandate means?
He doesn't even use the cane.
It's a prop.
Yeah.
It's a weapon!
What are you, Mr. Monopoly?
Yes, it's a weapon, is what it is, Mr. Miracle on 34th Street.
I like how the one guy sidles up to him in the suit there and says, you really ought to leave.
And then they cut from behind and the muscle is coming down the hallway.
That guy looks like Ajab from the back.
It's like, business is going to pick up shortly.
He's not asking a question.
I do think that...
That's not true!
It sounded like RFK. That's not true!
I'm still a little conflicted.
I think it sounded like that bird-looking woman with the purple hair.
The one that looks like Nosferatu as a congresswoman.
I... It used to be over there.
I wanted to still be a part of it.
I'm sorry.
Continue.
So there were 15 ping-pong paddle signs, including ones that said, Musk steals, whatever that means.
Save Medicaid, so a lie.
And there were 28 pink dresses, which I guess now just represent vaginas, because pink used to be Code Pink, but they were the anti-war group.
They've also disappeared.
What happened there?
I guess the Democrat Party is, not guess, they are the party of warmongers, because they want never-ending war between Ukraine and Russia, a fight that isn't even ours.
I'm just sort of, what happened to Code Pink?
Can someone comment, what happened?
Unicode Pink!
Those were the ones protesting Bush.
Kind of disappeared with Barack Obama.
Kind of, sort of, had a little bit.
They were on the periphery, and now they're nowhere to be found when it's the, I guess, no, no, definitively, the most anti-war president that we have ever had in modern American history, potentially all of American history.
But here's the thing.
You just saw 33, according to the media, and we'll compare this to other administrations, it's President Trump that is creating the divide.
He presented a very divisive speech that I think splits...
America even further apart.
Now, we know Donald Trump is a very divisive figure.
On what President Trump will do next after telling Congress, America, and the world that his divisive agenda is just getting started.
Donald Trump delivered one of the most divisive presidential addresses in American history.
He did not try to unite the country or speak to the serious economic challenges facing everyday Americans.
Things that we all can get together on.
There was none of that.
We should write down, do not speak the sentence.
Polarization can't get worse because it keeps getting worse.
It does keep getting worse when people post on Instagram and TikTok that they will be protesting when they've already had custom-designed protest ping-pong battles.
This doesn't work anymore.
We know it's you, but here are some more receipts.
Let's compare it to former Vice President Joe Biden.
Let's respect the office.
When he gave his 2024 address, he was heckled.
Not 33. I know what you're thinking.
Maybe 20-something?
Maybe in the teens?
There were two interruptions.
Two interruptions.
And by the way, they're clearly interruptions that weren't pre-planned, but people couldn't help themselves, because I'll give you the clips of them.
One of them was a guy yelling, a guest over former Vice President Biden, on the Afghanistan withdrawal.
The year before I took office, murder rates went up 30%.
30% they went up.
The biggest increase in history.
It was then.
Through my American rescue plan, which every American voted against, I'm mad at.
The guy did it and was already walking out.
By the way, that was the father of a Marine who died in the Afghanistan withdrawal.
Yeah, exactly.
And they arrested him.
A little bit different.
You're not going to get any sympathy from me for Al Green's dumbass.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm sorry.
Al Green with a cane or Ilhan Omar with, you know, a ping pong paddle that says, we'll bang brother.
It's a little bit different from the father of a fallen serviceman who actually might be mad about one of the most abysmal withdrawals.
So again, only two, not 33. The second one was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Yelling at former Vice President Biden to say Lake and Riley's name again at a time when there were open borders and the rhetoric was vilifying people who believed that we should have strong borders.
And of course, former Vice President Joe Biden got Lake and Riley's name wrong.
Not really.
I remember this.
Bitch gave me time for a water break.
Lake and Riley.
Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.
That's right.
But how many of thousands of people being killed by illegals?
To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you, having lost children myself.
I don't even understand the response.
How many of you have been killed by illegals?
Yeah, thousands.
Yeah.
She doesn't matter.
Yeah.
That's special.
Everybody die someday.
Lincoln Riley.
I've been dead four years.
Abraham, like, free to slaves.
Vampire hunter.
And then I remember this.
I mean, I'm in my 30s, but I'm old enough to remember.
In 2009, when there was one, remember this, Bob Scratter?
There was one person who spoke out when Barack Obama was lying to the public regarding...
What was going through was a bill for illegals who would get health insurance, who would benefit from it, and Barack Obama was lying, saying that it wouldn't apply to illegals.
It was one man named Joe Wilson who simply shouted out, it was a guttle response, you lie, and the media dined out on that for like a month.
The reforms, the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
I remember his comeback, too.
His comeback was, that's not true.
Got nothing better than, remember?
The media, it was everywhere.
That was a very organic response, though.
That was not a planned ping-pong paddle.
That just came from the heart.
He didn't show up with a mascot suit.
You lie!
Yeah, you lie is an exclamation.
Yeah, exactly.
If it was planned, he would say something like, you're lying to us, or you're not being honest.
You lie!
Yeah, it wasn't, hey, hey, ho, ho, all you're lying must go.
You know, their shitty little chants.
No trops.
Which paddle are we using, guys?
Hold on, I have another message on the other side of my paddle.
That's right.
Oh, I should have gotten another paddle.
That's the Musk side.
Damn it.
This is the one you spanked me with.
This is the Musk paddle.
I wanted the illegal alien.
Where's my alien paddle?
Call my secretary.
You missed the meeting.
Nothing is organic from the left.
That's the issue.
It is the left that you see.
It's simply the tip of the iceberg.
It is a byproduct of corruption, collusion, fraud across the board.
It really is.
What else are you going to end up with when you have an entire class of people who haven't worked in the private sector for decades and are beholden entirely to lobbyists, non-profits, and those who work in the public sector?
Well, they all have to follow lockstep.
That's why it's never organic.
It's much more difficult to get a bunch of individualists to have a meeting and all get on the same page.
Because conservatives, we disagree.
We have a populist wing.
We have a libertarian wing.
We have an old-school Republican wing.
Let's put that aside for a bit.
We'll get back to Crockett and Green.
A major focus.
Sounds like a buddy cop movie.
Yeah, it does.
Crockett and Green.
Crockett and Green.
Crockett's the dog.
Damn it, we may not share anything in common, but I respect you.
It's the dog and it gets the marquee title.
I don't like that I'm an organized old fogey and you play by your own rules, but by God, you're effective.
Bring in Crockett.
Has she learned to speak English yet?
Now.
We've put together two montages for you to add up the math.
Donald Trump, President Trump, again, he picked the irrefutable.
So these are not the only numbers, but these numbers matter.
Sometimes people say, well, that's only $25 billion, or that's only $40 billion, and that's nothing.
That's a drop in the bucket.
Well, okay.
You start adding up a few hundred billion as far as savings.
Okay.
We're starting to get there.
And then you add up trillions of dollars in new investments.
Guess what?
That gap is now bigger.
Because you've added to the revenue and you've decreased the waste.
Let me just be clear.
I feel the need to mention this every single time.
$220 to $530 billion in fraud annually.
The federal government.
That doesn't mean wasteful spending, inefficient spending.
Fraud!
Poof!
Gone!
Every year.
And the left doesn't believe that we can cut Twizzlers from Snap.
So...
Let's do this first.
Let's add up the numbers.
And we have this as a montage for you, so I want you to see all of it.
Where President Trump was speaking of Doge and pointed out some very specific, irrefutable examples.
We'll make all of the links available.
I'm telling you, these numbers are 100% correct regarding government waste and the math as to what this would cut.
I have created the brand new Department of Government Efficiency.
Goge.
Perhaps you've heard of it.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Which is headed by Elon Musk, who is in the gallery tonight.
Salute, bow, salute again.
$22 billion from HHS to provide free housing and cars for illegal aliens.
$45 million for diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Scholarships in Burma.
$40 million to improve the social and economic inclusion of sedentary migrants.
Nobody knows what that is.
$8 million to promote LGBTQI plus in the African nation of Lesotho, which nobody has ever heard of.
$60 million for indigenous peoples.
And Afro-Colombian empowerment in Central America.
$60 million.
$8 million for making mice transgender.
Hey, they're born that way.
Watch.
This is real.
$32 million for a left-wing propaganda operation in Moldova.
$10 million for male circumcision in Mozambique.
$20 million for...
The Arab Sesame Street in the Middle East.
It's a program.
$20 million for a program.
$1.9 billion to recently created decarbonization of Homes Committee.
Head it up.
And we know she's involved.
Just at the last moment, the money was passed over by a woman named Stacey Abrams.
Have you ever heard of her?
A $3.5 million consulting contract for lavish fish monitoring.
$1.5 million for voter confidence in Liberia.
$14 million for social cohesion in Mali.
$59 million for illegal alien hotel rooms in New York City.
He's a real estate developer.
He's done very well.
$250,000 to increase vegan local climate action innovation in Zambia $42 million for social and behavior change He's nailing the timing $14 million for improving public procurement in Serbia $47 million for improving learning outcomes in Asia Asia's doing very well with learning.
I know what we're doing.
We should use it ourselves.
$101 million for DEI contracts at the Department of Education.
The most ever paid.
Nothing even like it.
Under the Trump administration, all of these scams.
And they're far worse, but I didn't think it was appropriate to talk about them.
They're so bad.
So when people talk about common ground, what he just listed...
Has to be something we can all be on board with cutting, right?
The only person upset by that might be Maga Lesotho Larry.
He was a little bit, I get it.
I'm happy.
You never heard of us.
Not my president.
Lesotho forever.
The total, and have the ka-ching here ready, Billy.
The total number from what he just listed, $24 billion.
Billion and some change, $358,250,000.
That's the total from the things that he just listed, which, by the way, is enough to buy two billion ping pong paddles for your stupid screen prints.
Your text here.
$24 billion in every single one of them.
We would have to agree, right?
Is absurd.
Okay.
Common ground.
Remember how President Trump said, it doesn't matter what I do.
These people will not stand.
They will not clap.
You can't clap for $8 million to make mice transgender being cut?
Well, I mean, there is an argument to be made that if that proves that there is some mental instability and maybe patterns of behavior that promote violence or social...
I don't know if you're going to glean that from mice.
They're going to hump everything that moves and kill it after anyway.
They're just going to feed it to trans snakes.
Pretty much.
So when you combine that with some of the new investments that he laid out, and this, by the way, different way of looking at things.
If you look at former Vice President Biden, it was always, and I've demanded increase.
We're going to cure cancer.
More money for cancer.
More money for schools.
What he really means is tax dollars.
Donald Trump went a different direction and talked about new investments that would generate revenue here in the United States.
And we've done that math, too.
The people of SoftBank, one of the most brilliant anywhere in the world, announced A $200 billion investment.
OpenAI and Oracle, Larry Ellison, announced $500 billion investment, which they wouldn't have done if Kamala had won.
Apple announced $500 billion investment.
Tim Cook called me.
He said, I cannot spend it fast enough.
It's going to be much higher than that, I believe.
And he's gay.
Building their plants here instead of in China.
And just yesterday, Taiwan, semiconductor, the biggest in the world, most powerful in the world, has a tremendous amount, 97% of the market, announced a $165 billion investment to build the most powerful chips on Earth right here in the USA. So, the total, and we'll give you just a couple of caveats because I knew that the media was going to fact check him, but it's mostly right.
His total is $1.3 trillion in new investments.
Go check the references.
Link in the description.
The actual number is closer to $1.2 trillion.
He said $1.3-something trillion, $1.2 trillion.
So, yes, $500 billion when you're talking about OpenAI, Oracle, SoftBank, Apple has committed to $500 billion, TSMC, $100 billion.
But the issue there is that's on top of an already existing $65 billion.
So I just want to be clear about that.
The media is going to try and nitpick over the $65 billion that has already been invested.
SoftBank, here's the one that the media is going to try and fact-check.
Now, we do know that there is a promise of $100 billion from SoftBank.
But I remembered this clip as soon as he discussed it because he has been actively pushing for that $100 billion to be moved to $200 billion.
And you know what?
I would be willing to bet that he's going to get more than $100 billion.
I'm going to ask him right now.
Would you make it $200 million?
Believe it or not, he can actually afford to do that.
Would you do that?
Uncomfortable.
Well, my promise is 100, but he's now asking to do more.
I think with your leadership, my partnership with you, with your support, I will try to make it happen.
He's very touchy, that man.
He's always touching.
I don't like when people are always touching when they talk to you.
Maybe it's an Asian thing.
I'll stop doing that.
It's a short guy thing.
No, no, no.
Come on.
You know you're exempt.
Trump put his hands on Zelensky.
That's true.
But that was a power move.
You know the SoftBank guy was at home like, oh, don't threaten me with a good time.
I have to change my name to Hardbank.
So let's add this all up.
If you add up the Doge savings just from the speech, now we know that there are hundreds of billions of dollars.
Again, we have $500 billion about in fraud every single year annually.
Let's just add up the ones that he listed.
The Doge savings there, about $24 billion.
Call it $24.3 billion.
If you take the annual government fraud estimate, again, $500 billion.
Okay, let's add the increased revenue as far as the investments.
If you add the investments, you subtract right now just where we are to spending.
Just kind of pick that intersect.
That number shifts about $1.7 trillion as far as waste versus revenue.
You starting to get the picture?
You starting to get the picture?
Is that significant enough?
And there's nothing there.
Again, he's just taking the numbers that, I think it's very clever, that can't be argued.
Does anyone want to argue about shrimp on a treadmill?
Does anyone want to argue that we should be funding a Sesame Street in the Middle East?
Is anyone upset that Apple is going to bring $500 billion here as opposed to another country?
Is anyone upset that SoftBank is going to invest $100 billion?
There is nothing to argue with.
And the number of at least $1.7 trillion just right there from that speech is irrefutable.
That's what I took away.
From that speech, it's about investing in America's future, and you should invest in your family's long-term security, your future, but don't take my word for it.
Gosh, this is nice, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
This reminds me of my first date.
Do you remember?
Mm-hmm.
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And always be sure to have a way to, you know, like, heat it and bring your generator inside.
Bring it inside.
No, don't.
Yeah, yeah.
Only if it's a battery-powered generator.
Well, smoke means heat.
And then I found out, too, with a generator, you can't, like, gas has to be fresh.
Yeah.
You have to have fresh gas.
Did you know that?
No, you could probably just...
No, no, no.
It's got to be fresh gas.
You could probably just put some garbage in it like Back to the Future.
Yeah, you would think so.
Check with John Stossel on that.
I think that's a scam.
No, no, no.
It's got to be fresh...
Maybe it's a scam, Tool Man.
See, he was telling me late at night, he's like, you can't get the gas scam from the office.
Maybe it's a scam.
I started researching it.
All right.
Might not be a scam.
What's the octane in that gas, Tim?
Yeah, is it 92, 87?
I put super in it for the first fill.
You really did?
Yeah, I did.
Wow, you love wasting money.
Maybe we need to get you in front of Doge.
Get those expense reports in a little bit earlier.
Oh, dear Lord, 70 cents.
It adds up when you add it up.
Did you guys have a favorite moment?
I'm going to go through the top five moments from the speech now that we've done the math, and this seems to be what most people agree upon, but did you have a moment that stood out to you?
Yeah, it stood out to me.
I don't remember being able to lift you onto my shoulder when you were 13. I know.
That kid looked heavy.
The dad picked him up, and he couldn't quite get him on the shoulders, so he kind of did the shot on the front shoulder.
Kind of a tiny Tim thing.
It was awesome to see, though.
They've been through a lot together.
He can legally take you down, Josh.
He can zip tie you, and he can shoot you.
He has been imbued with the authority of our Secret Service.
Well, don't tell them what I did, though.
Yeah, no, we won't.
How do you not applaud this stuff?
There's so many wins for them.
That's pathetic.
For their side.
That's pathetic.
You've got to at least at that point stand up and applaud.
That's one thing that, you know, it's inexcusable.
There's professionalism and decorum.
That's a low.
That's a new low.
I mean, I get it.
Both sides.
Both sides do this kind of stuff.
The Marjorie Taylor Greene thing when she yelled out, Lauren Boebert yelling out, I hated that too.
I'll go on the record and say I hated that stuff too.
It's classless.
Not standing for a kid who just beat cancer and if the roles were reversed, if the party roles were reversed, and this is a Democratic president doing that and Republicans did not clap, the headlines would read, racist Republicans shun black cancer survivors.
Yeah, well Republicans do stand and clap.
They can separate their politics when it's just an individual example.
They did it last night.
Yeah.
There's a lot of them that don't agree with each other.
Or a hostage that came home after what?
How long has he gone?
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
The reporter in Russia.
I just forgot his name.
Yeah.
The mother from Butler, Pennsylvania.
That was a great moment.
Yeah, it was great.
That was an applaud moment for either side of the aisle.
My favorite moment of last night, it's kind of a culmination of moments, but it has to be J.D. Vance's reaction.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And my favorite reaction, it's either between, there's a laughing one.
We'll get to that.
But my favorite one was when they didn't stand.
For that kid, DJ Daniel.
Yeah.
He gave them one of those looks.
One of those...
Yeah, one of those Jim Halpert looks.
Yeah.
That we first discussed on the...
Or like an I don't care Margaret looks.
He gave one of those looks over there.
By the way, that's become a meme.
And we did that live on air when he was doing that.
I don't know if it was a debate or a town hall.
And then it became a meme.
It was the debate because he would look at the camera.
He would go...
So, let's go through...
We can't fit them all in.
But the top five moments.
Number five.
Of course, Jocelyn Nungary and Lakin Reilly.
President Trump took time to recognize and got the name right, Lakin Reilly.
Now, to be clear, I have made mistakes in the past.
I believe I said Casey Comparator as opposed to Corey, but I'm not president.
And this was new information at that time.
Again, former Vice President Biden should have known and he should have planned on addressing it.
That's the difference.
We can always go tit for tat, but it's the spirit of this.
So he took time, President Trump, to recognize Lakin Reilly and Jocelyn Nungary, two American girls who were Murdered in cold blood by illegal aliens.
And of course, Democrats, something, something, something.
They can't stand.
They're too busy fixing their paddles.
With us this evening are Lakin's beloved mother, Allison, and her sister, Lauren.
Last year, I told Lakin's grieving parents that we would ensure their daughter would not have died in vain.
That's why...
The very first bill I signed into law as your 47th president mandates the detention of all dangerous criminal aliens who threaten public safety.
It's called the Lakin-Riley Act.
So Allison and Lauren, America will never, ever forget our beautiful Lakin Hope Riley.
Alexis, I promised.
That we would always remember your daughter, your magnificent daughter.
And earlier tonight, I signed an order keeping my word to you.
One thing I have learned about Jocelyn is that she loved animals so much.
She loved nature.
Alexis, moments ago, I formally renamed that refuge in loving memory of your beautiful daughter, Jocelyn.
So, Mr. Vice President, if you would.
May I have the order?
This one got me.
Yeah.
Yep.
And I deployed the U.S. military and border patrol to repel the invasion of our country.
Repel the invasion.
And what a job they've done.
As a result, illegal border crossings last month were by far the lowest ever recorded.
Ever.
Now, of course, the media tried to fact-check this.
And really what they said is, well, deportations have not gone up as much as he has promised.
Sure, that takes a little while to gear up.
But what he just said, fact-check true.
They are at the lowest in recorded history.
So in 2024 with Biden, I believe they were about 4,800 per day on average.
There's the reference.
Right now, this last month, 300. 300. 4,800 down to 300. Wow.
That's significant.
Now, not as significant, but still significant.
If you look at the increased deportations in Donald Trump's first month, I believe there's a net gain of 37,000 deportations.
So it's increased.
Not as much.
Not the millions that we need.
But when you reduce it by over 4,200 per day as far as people crossing over and you increase the deportations, now you start getting the full picture.
When do you please the media, by the way?
When do you please the left?
When it's not enough deportations or when it's too many deportations?
What is the magic number for you idiots?
Exactly.
I'm happy with the general idea of fewer crossings?
Good.
More deportations?
Good.
We are on the right track and this is the biggest shift.
It's the biggest pendulum swing I've seen in my lifetime.
You can comment below if you agree.
I've never seen anything like it and I've been following politics since I was 13. Which is sad when I say it out loud.
Yeah.
Maybe you should have went to the arcade.
I did that too, but I was raised in Canada.
I was surrounded by communists.
We have breaking news right now before we get to...
The prisoner you were thinking of before, Mark Fogle, has been released by Russia, or is an agreement...
Or Russia releases...
No, he was there last night.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mark Fogle.
Oh, that's the name.
Okay, good.
I thought you were saying he was...
No, he's not being released right now.
He was released last night.
Yeah, but his name is Mark Fogle.
Oh, he was released a while ago, but he was...
Anyway.
Okay, his name is Mark Fogle.
Because we don't want me to get the name wrong and then it become a whole Lincoln Riley thing.
You don't want to see Jared Fogle because then he's a pedophile who deserves to be raped in prison.
All right.
Number four.
As far as moments here, this is where you see vintage Donald Trump.
He called out non-Native American Elizabeth Warren for being a warmonger, and he stuck the landing with a good nickname.
With no end in sight, the United States has sent hundreds of billions of dollars to support Ukraine's defense.
With no security, with no everything.
There's a stage protest.
Do you want to keep it going for another five years?
Yeah, you would say Pocahontas says yes.
In advance.
In advance.
That's an obstacle.
She's trembling.
Oh my goodness.
I'm just going to keep clapping here awkwardly and hope no one brings up my 23 in me and the fact that I wrote a racist cookbook called Pow Wow Chow, the most racist, the most racist grifting that has ever taken place in the halls of government.
She wrote a cookbook about an entire race of people and she's not one of them.
What a bitch.
What was it?
One 2048th?
Yeah, one 2048th.
Something like that.
None.
Okay, none.
She's effectively zero parts Native American and wrote Pow Wow Chow and me and Paw Paw.
No, no.
You never called him Paw Paw.
You know how I know?
Because he's not even the one 1024th.
He's not Native American.
You never thought he was Native American.
You're full of it.
But the cheekbones, Stephen.
The cheekbones.
Yeah, the cheekbones, yeah.
Right after that, she said, I gotta go smoke him peace pipe.
Yes, exactly.
With Al Green.
Oh, wait, you're a black guy?
I was fooled by that.
Yeah, she put me on a college application.
Yeah, I know.
Exactly.
These people just game the system.
Here's another one.
It's not...
It's not as funny, but it's pretty important if people missed it.
Number three, he talked about American ships.
And I think a lot of Americans today, they fail to realize how consequential this is.
A lot of people think, oh, people don't travel by ship.
But we actually rely on our ability to create ships probably more than in the late 20th century because of things like Amazon Prime, because of the fact that so many people are having more items shipped.
Back in the day, you may not remember this, if you received a package, like that was an event.
It was a big, like, oh my god!
Someone's thinking of me!
A package!
Now you're kicking them out of the way.
You're like, ah, this is stupid.
It's prime again.
So he discussed the need and a plan regarding American ships and what we're going to do with this new government.
To boost our defense industrial base, we are also going to resurrect the American shipbuilding industry, including commercial shipbuilding and military shipbuilding.
I am announcing tonight that we will create a new office of shipbuilding in the White House and offer special tax incentives to bring this industry home to America where it belongs.
We used to make so many ships.
We don't make them anymore very much.
We're going to make them very fast, very soon.
And what's funny is I heard the media when I was watching MSNBC and CNN last night talking about how, well, how are we going to deal with China?
Because now they're back to understanding it's an adversary and they're trying to undercut President Trump saying that because he's not helping Ukraine, that signals to China that we're weak, something like that.
I don't really understand their roundabout logic, but they're angry lesbians.
I digress.
Here's why this matters.
China's shipbuilding capacity right now is 630 times greater than that of the USA. They're responsible for 75% of the global shipbuilding market.
You know, I've heard it described to me by someone in the Navy, an officer.
He said, outside of nukes.
And someone here can comment if this is true.
He could have been pulling my leg.
It seems to check out.
He said, outside of nukes.
He said, if you're not in warfare that is specifically going to involve nukes.
He said, the next...
Most important, deterrent, and the next most important piece on the board is carriers, is aircraft carriers.
And of course, we have 11. I believe the next closest is China with three.
So he laid out for me, this was a while ago, he said, people do not understand how important ships are and how exposed we will be if other people build up.
Their military ship capacity.
So we really need to maintain that firepower.
That's important.
It's important for both commerce and it's important for our military.
That was a big deal and, by the way, a big pivot from the previous administration.
Number two, this is the one that everybody loves, but there might be some context that is worth addressing.
President Trump introduced DJ Daniel, a 13-year-old brain cancer survivor, an aspiring police officer, and this whole thing was so sweet that you might get a cavity.
And remember, Most Democrats didn't stand.
His name is DJ Daniel.
Daniel, he is 13 years old, and he has always dreamed of becoming a police officer.
I love how the dad is doing one grip and one shelf.
He's doing the Mufasa.
That was more than six years ago.
I am asking our new Secret Service director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. - to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service. - This is...
This is great.
A 13-year-old with a badge.
And by the way, in his first act of duty, DJ immediately left the chamber and brutalized Al Green.
So he is carrying the...
What you talking about, Al Green?
I still have his greatest hits album.
That Motown guy?
We're taking a very long time to figure out how to turn that into a funny joke without making fun of the kid.
We're like, I know, he'll be beating the shit out of our kids.
With his own cane.
He's taking DJ's greatest hits now.
If DJ has a cane, you know there's a story behind how he got it.
By the way, when people talk about bridging that racial divide, that was organic.
The kid just, you know, anyone out there who's...
I had to deal with younger kids, and I know that with brain cancer, I'd imagine 13 sounds older, but it affects your development.
He just wanted to hug the guy.
That was a moment for him, and he hugged the guy.
Race didn't matter.
Isn't that what we're always moving toward?
Do you think that Martin Luther King Jr. would be happier to see that, or Black Lives Matter burning down a Walgreens?
Comment below.
That's a real question.
It's not rhetorical.
Or Adam Schiff scowling while watching it.
Yeah, Adam Schiff scowling while watching it.
Unbelievable.
Now, that being said, it's not all...
It's not all sunshine and lollipops because it's a tough job.
The job immediately took its toll with DJ today releasing an official statement.
I'm too old for this s***.
It's a hard job.
DJ, chin up.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
And the number one moment I would just say, well, actually, do we have the clip of him talking about transgender surgery?
Regarding, like, transgender sports?
He was talking about on minors.
On minors?
Okay.
Yeah, on minors.
He said it's a big lie.
Do we have that?
We will get it.
Okay, well, that was another one.
It wasn't necessarily a point, I think, that matters as far as policy, but you can see that President Trump is the personification of someone who's been, quote-unquote, radicalized by the left.
When he gets up there and he says, it doesn't matter, they won't stand no matter what I do.
They'll never clap, they'll never stand, they'll never cheer.
That's...
True.
How do we know?
Because it didn't stand for a child with brain cancer.
And so then, you can see where he just decided to stick the landing.
He said, you know what?
Okay, let's go full bore.
And by the way, it's a big lie.
Transitioning children, we won't allow that to happen anymore.
It's a big lie.
That's a huge statement from the first pro-gay marriage president in the history of this country.
Donald Trump, you may not remember this, he was the first president to enter into office as a pro-gay marriage.
Candidate and president-elect.
Do you guys know that?
So now you've pushed this man way too far for him to make a point to comment on social and cultural issues.
It's not just a talking point for people to say that the left has gone so far that it seems as though we are voting between insanity and tradition.
And simply the rational.
That's where we find ourselves.
Let me know when you get that clip, Noodles, because we'll run that after the key number one moment, I think, that sort of encapsulates all this, is President Trump's closing statement, which really set the tone for the comeback of a meritocracy in American exceptionalism.
Despite the best efforts of those who would try to censor us, silence us, break us, destroy us, Americans are today a proud, free, sovereign, and independent nation.
With God's help over the next four years, we are going to lead this nation even higher, and we are going to forge the freest, most advanced, most dynamic, and most dominant civilization ever to exist on the face of this earth.
We are going to create the highest quality of life, build the safest and wealthiest and healthiest and most vital communities anywhere in the world.
We are going to conquer the vast frontiers of science and we're going to lead humanity into space and plant the American flag on the planet Mars and even far beyond.
Every single day we will stand up and we will fight, fight, fight for the country our citizens believe in and for the country our people deserve.
My fellow Americans, get ready for an incredible future because...
The golden age of America has only just begun.
It will be like nothing that has ever been seen before.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
Pretty hard to argue with it unless you are offended by the idea of a meritocracy, American exceptionalism, and you believe that America is bad, that we built this off the backs of colonialism, and the only way to correct it is DEI and some kind of equity bullcrap.
That's what the left believes.
And here's another moment.
This is why the left will never, it's not about Donald Trump, they will never stand, clap, they will never find common ground with you if they are the party that believes In mutilating, medically, children based on a lie.
And Donald Trump didn't mince words.
He basically quoted the first time it appeared.
We were suspended on YouTube.
There are only two genders.
Changed my mind.
Then it became permissible.
Now that is policy.
And he specifically took aim.
Right now we have this clip from Noodles.
We brought it in.
Specifically targeted transitioning children.
I also signed an order to cut off all taxpayer funding to any institution.
That engages in the sexual mutilation of our youth.
Looking right at them.
He's not playing the game.
No, we're not saying gender-affirming care.
That's done.
Not doing it.
And now I want Congress to pass a bill permanently banning and criminalizing sex changes on children and forever ending the lie that any child is trapped in the wrong body.
This is a big lie.
Watch.
Here's what he says.
He sticks it.
Watch.
And our message to every child in America is that you are perfect exactly the way God made you.
Boom.
Now, here's what's so funny.
You want to know how the left is evil?
And I do mean it.
The left ideology.
They take what is good and pervert it, right?
They will call evil good and good evil.
The left says, well...
If I'm perfect the way God made me, then why would God make me knowing that I was born in the wrong body?
Ooh, problem.
That is your body.
That is your DNA. Those are your chromosomes, just to be clear.
And it's the only time you use that example.
If you have bipolar disorder, you don't change your body cosmetically.
If you have any other kind of disorder or mental, you don't change your body cosmetically.
You don't reject your body.
It's the only example.
Where they try and use the argument, well, this is the way God made me.
You mean God made you?
God made you in need, in requiring hundreds of thousands of dollars in surgery to make you look how you think you should look and your own body will fight it?
Your own DNA? If you're a man and you get a fake, your body will try and close it as a wound?
Your body may reject the fake appendage?
It's the only time they make that argument.
Donald Trump took it.
We're not doing gender-affirming care.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing it just the way God made you.
God made you a boy or a girl.
There are only two genders, okay?
And we'll help you deal with it.
Big contrast.
We're going to get to the five lowlights here.
We're going to be going long today because there was so much to get to.
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On Friday the 14th, let's get to the five lowlights.
And these are always fun from the Democrats.
And it was tough to pick.
It's tough to pick because it was all...
A lot of lowlights.
Pretty bad.
Also, Al Green could use a little bit lower lighting every time he enters a room.
I don't know what that guy is.
Yeah, I found out last night he's black, apparently.
It looks like he crawled out of a sewer.
Yeah, like a...
Alligator monster.
Yeah, exactly.
Or splinter.
I thought he looked like the guy on the cover of Red Man Shoe Bags.
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
I thought I'd seen him in the Geico commercials.
Now you're thinking of the Sasquatch beef jerky commercials.
So easy, Al Green can do it.
What are you saying?
I was going to say production seems to have a theory.
Very nice.
They did a better poll than any of us.
Good for you guys.
Was that Blackula from our sad movie lines?
Yes, it was.
It was Blackula.
Well done.
Love it.
Alright, so the lowlights.
Number five.
The most racist public servant I've seen in my lifetime.
And that's saying quite a bit.
Not as bad as Ilan Omar, but that's because she had sex with her brother.
But still, this person's probably more racist.
So Crockett walked out, right?
But a lot of people walked out.
But here's what you have to ask yourself.
When they say Donald Trump is being divisive, okay, if it just existed in a vacuum, Crockett walked out.
Got it.
But would we have any evidence that she had planned to walk out regardless of the speech delivered?
Hey y'all, so I am standing here with some of the bravest people that you could ever want to be in a fight with.
Listen, he up there, he's feeling all kinds of nonsense and bullshit.
Let me just be real.
And we weren't going to sit for that shit.
We wouldn't.
You know, we showed up.
And if he had some sense, then maybe we would have been about that life.
So this is Poch walkout.
Pre-walkout.
Pre-speech.
It's choreographed.
This was pre-speech.
Lawrence.
Hey, I'm tripping.
I'm sliding.
I'm riding through the back.
She can skate.
Even Jefferson wouldn't bang her.
By the way, she went to like Ivy League schools.
She was raised as privileged as could possibly be.
You know we ain't about that life.
You know we ain't about that life.
Then she's probably going to have to call her car insurance for a claim.
Like, oh, well, yes, no, actually, I'm not at fault.
I believe in this state, if he rearrangements me, it's his fault?
Yeah, okay.
You know I ain't about that bullshit.
I'm just happy to see her diverse office staff.
Yes, exactly.
It's quite diverse.
I'm not sure if I heard the smoke detector there, though.
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure.
They are diverse, but unfortunately, every bill gets signed late.
She's like the freak girl.
That's my thing.
I've got to find a way.
I need a niche.
I need to find a way to be set apart.
Yeah, exactly.
So she basically said, look, I'm going to walk out.
And then after saying, well, by the way, if he said, but you know, all that bullshit, it doesn't matter what he said.
Donald Trump was right.
You are wrong and you're a liar.
Let's go to number four.
Count Blackula.
Al Green kept interrupting.
I think it's a gang.
Kept interrupting.
He was removed.
But again, when the left talks about, you know, fight like hell, make your voices heard peacefully and patriotically, that's a call to violence.
When an angry man is shouting and shaking a cane that he doesn't actually need to use, however, we're a little murky on the weaponry rulebook.
One month gain ever recorded.
A 41 point jump.
Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House and to cease any further disruptions.
That's your warning.
He's walking without it.
What do you need it for?
It's just a bludgeoning tool.
Is there a Derringer in there?
That's extra vial of blood.
Is there Dano DNA? There's a dagger.
Shaking it again.
The problem he had was the word mandate, I think.
I think that's my weed dealer.
Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House.
Mr. President, you continue.
By the way, as he's walking out afterward, he still isn't using the cane.
What is it for?
It's a prop.
Take it away from him!
It's a weapon!
I saw a kung fu master beat like 19 guys' asses with one cane.
He's definitely not a kung fu master.
No, he is definitely not a kung fu master.
Not to mention in how we saw him deal with the press afterward.
There ain't much good for nothing else, son.
Cut.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't say you didn't see it coming.
Low light number three.
This is just in general, but let's go after Rashida Tlaib because I can't stand her, too.
Rashida Tlaib with the number three is actually the whiteboards in general.
Is the most successful in the history of our nation.
160 years old.
We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby.
And no tax on social security benefits for our great seniors.
By the way, it couldn't be less relevant.
Start paying your...
Hold on a second.
He paid back the bank with interest.
You mean using the loopholes that you created?
Donald Trump has been very straightforward about that.
He talked about it when he was debating Hillary Clinton.
You're an idiot if you leave money on the table within the current system.
He's talking about changing the system.
Why don't you want to change the system?
He wants to simplify the tax code.
You want it to remain complicated, which, by the way, allows billionaires to cheat it.
Donald Trump says he knows because he used it and you designed it.
It couldn't be less relevant.
And by the way, her handwriting is worse than DJ Denny.
How much taxes do you owe on a $400,000 that you don't get paid or that you give away to charity?
Yeah, exactly.
When you write off $100,000 to charity, what's the taxes on that?
I don't know.
I forgot to carry the one.
But here's number two.
And this one is actually where Lance Gooden ripped away a sign from New Mexico's Melanie Stansbury.
So wait for it.
Watch.
You can see the moment where he's just kind of standing there.
Standing there, she has her stupid little sign.
And he's just like, you know what?
This is some bullshit.
I can't let this happen.
And grabs it, yanks it, and we're done.
There he is.
And there she is with the sign.
Yoink!
What's Bubbles doing in the front?
Eyeballs there.
Bubbles in the front.
He just took her shine something for me.
And he saw Al Green and said...
Scratch!
Now...
She's right.
It's not normal.
Nothing about this is normal.
It's perfect.
Yeah, she was saying it wasn't normal.
He responded on X by saying, it's not normal for men to play in women's sports.
It's not normal for children to have gender surgery.
It's not normal for tax dollars to fund trans mice.
What today's Democrat Party stands for is not normal, Melanie.
And I've got your sign.
You...
All right.
If a congressman from like 80 years ago saw that sign and be like...
This isn't normal.
They let women in Congress?
Yes, exactly.
We'll get to the transgender mice.
I don't even know what that means, but you're allowing a bitch in our hallowed hold?
She should be churning the butter.
And a firm slap if it's stringy.
Now, number one.
Nicole Wallace from MSNBC. Talk about a low light.
DJ Daniel, right?
We should all be on board.
Okay, that was fun.
That was a sweet moment.
That was supposed to be a unifying moment.
Of course, the left can't allow that.
Nicole Wallace took it one step further, had to grandstand, and just be an awful, awful broad and general in addressing the issue of the boy with brain cancer.
I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that you let yourself feel.
And I let myself feel joy about DJ, and I hope he's alive for another, you know.
95 years, right?
And I hope he lives the life he wants to live.
He wants to be a cop.
He knows what he wants to do.
And maybe when you have childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you.
And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer.
But I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.
And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide.
And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy.
And live to see Donald Trump pardon those people.
Unfortunately for Nicole Wallace, she left the MSNBC studios and was immediately brutalized by DJ. He just, he's on a, look, he's drunk on power.
Doing the people business.
But I will allow it.
I hope that he doesn't have to someday escape from his police precinct that's being set ablaze by Black Lives Matter protesters.
That's what I hope.
Well, the good news is he probably won't because USAID has been largely defunded.
So we haven't seen as many of those organic protests.
And here's the plus one, actually, in this case, just kind of a bonus, was Michigan Representative Alyssa Slotkin gave the official Democrat response.
It was so crappy that everyone gave a response.
Everyone's like, oh, we have to step in.
And none other...
I mean, the worst we ever had was Bobby Jindal.
Remember that?
Everyone was excited for it, and then he delivered his speech, and we all went, ooh.
Probably not the guy.
One fell swoop.
He was poised to be president.
Comment if you remember that.
I heard some scratch-offs from Bobby Jindal the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, you get those emails, too.
He's a convenience store operator.
So it was so bad, Representative...
Did I say Melissa?
Is it Alyssa?
Melissa Slotkin.
Rep Slotkin!
That's what we call her these days.
It's all about Slotkins.
So, Slotkin gave a crappy response, and so Bernie Sanders said, here, hold my communist beer.
You know, I heard a lot of talk about freedom tonight from Mr. Trump.
You can't even do quotes.
He and his good friend Elon Musk, who was up there in the audience tonight, have been throwing hundreds of thousands...
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