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Feb. 3, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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Why Trump & America Will Dominate the Global Trade War
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Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.
With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America.
There's something happening here.
And what it is, is extremely clear.
There's a man with a pen over there.
Executive orders and a big brass pair.
I think it's time to stop.
Children, what's that sound?
President Trump is back in town.
Many people thought it was impossible for me to stage such a historic political comeback.
But as you see today, here I am.
The American people have spoken.
Aliens are all worried now.
Just a stroke of the pen and they're out.
They're not wrong for being afraid.
The Don proved in one week he mean what he said.
Time to stop, children, what's that sound?
President Trump is back in town.
From this moment on...
America's decline is over.
The United States of America will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.
We will forge a society that is colorblind.
We don't care what race they are.
And merit-based.
Don't care if you're a black cripple, who is?
It's time to stop, children, what's that sound?
President Trump is back in town.
Stop, children, what's that sound?
Donald Hancock, Rick, now.
Stop now.
What's the sound?
He's taking no time.
Stop.
What's the sound?
That sip went better than the first one.
Before we went on air, I spilled my beverage all over myself because I'm a child.
It's just the mug is too girthy.
You can eat soup out of it.
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We have them here, actually, and they're just for me.
They're labeled mine, by the way.
Leave them in the fridge.
Less girth for Stephen, please.
Custom sippy cups.
That's what I heard.
Stephen provides less girth for everybody else.
Glad to be with you.
Hey, I don't know if you know this.
Everyone's talking about the tariff war.
It's been going on for a long time.
That's what we're going to be talking about today.
We have all of the receipts.
I think a lot of Americans aren't aware of just how many tariffs and how awful they are in other countries and it's been going on for a very long time.
This is novel to you.
It is not novel to the countries who will now be experiencing this from the United States for the first time.
So let me ask you this.
What do you think we should tariff next?
What would be most fun from Canada or Mexico?
I vote bananas.
We're also going to be telling you about John Oliver re-released, now to two million plays, his video, a Kamala campaign ad, decrying deportations.
And it's funny, they think that it ages well.
So we'll get into that.
We also have some live coverage of the illegal alien protests that were going on across the country.
Foreshadowing.
It's quite stupid.
So, since we'll be discussing all of this and more, if you're still watching on YouTube, at some point today, you'll likely see this.
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Captain Morgan, CEO number two.
How are you, sir?
I'm doing well.
I thought we weren't doing this anymore.
And Josh Feierstein, good?
Good.
Yes, I'm happy about whatever you're doing.
Okay, let's go.
Gerald hates it.
Deportations.
I'm a jerk, sorry.
So according to ICE, I-C-E, but we just say ICE, they've arrested more than seven.
0.2,000 illegal aliens in Donald Trump's first nine days in office.
Good!
And according to Tom Holman, our new favorite, border crossings have dropped alarmingly, but in a good way.
The crossings on the border are down 93%.
93%.
Wow.
That's a bigger decrease than under the first Trump administration.
So look, I've said it.
President Trump is a game changer.
No one has had the success he's had on securing the border.
He clearly understands we can't have strong national security if we don't have border security.
I don't even care that he has a lisp.
I don't know if it's a lisp or if it's like too big of a cheek thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
But you know what?
He pulls it off.
Yeah, he gets his words out there.
He wears it well.
Of course, not everyone is happy.
And across the country, places like Los Angeles, New York, blah, blah, blah, people are taking it.
Taking it to the streets.
That's a lot of nuts!
Traffic hasn't moved that fast in years.
We didn't know where to start looking to deport, but thank you for giving us a good start.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha. - I'm just glad to see a couple American flags down there.
That kind of makes sense.
Yeah, that was nice.
Very few, very sparse.
I thought you couldn't do those in the streets and highways anymore because people, you know, with cars.
You can do it in places that don't enforce the law.
Ah, that'll arrest the people in cars.
Yes, in California.
If you're reducing the carbon emission, it's fine.
Yes.
Unfortunately, they were all farting the whole time.
Yes, they were.
Don't even get us started on the smelt, but they were in the river.
Now, the protests were going on across.
And here's the thing.
A lot of these protests, just so you know, I would be on their mailing list and, you know, we have people who've infiltrated almost all the major organizations here in this country.
A lot of the initial protesters are paid.
So back in the day, Fight for 15, that was a good example, was funded by the SEIU, and they would send out emails asking you go show up and protest.
But then at a certain point, those emails stopped, and they would just send a picture of the protest, and every single person was a paid protester.
So the initial protesters are paid.
So you can have one pussyhat march, but you're not going to have a second one.
And that's where, when you look at these protests, you say, how do these people have no idea as to what it is?
They're protesting.
This isn't jaywalking and trying to make people look silly.
This is the majority of the people out there on the streets.
So there were some actually in Dallas and we actually sent Lane the Brain here, Ginger Snap, to those who love him, down to see exactly what was going on.
Do y'all have to get permits to do this or do you just do it?
We're busy right now.
I am too.
I'm working.
I'm also working.
So, yay or nay?
They gave it to you?
Yes.
Who gave it to you?
Some random people over there.
Do you agree with that?
I mean...
Yes, we do.
F*** Donald Trump.
He ain't nothing but a goddamn lying bitch.
Are you the news or something?
Yeah.
Y'all laying first.
We're not gonna talk.
Did you get that guy out there?
Do you think...
The U.S. government has a priority to the legal citizens of their country before people that are here undocumented and illegally.
It doesn't even care about the working class of the U.S. It doesn't even care about the U.S. working class.
It's a principal question.
What do you think?
Would you say personally you identify, and I'll get out of your hair, but do you think you identify more with your Mexican cultural background or with American culture?
Absolutely.
I'm with more of Mexican culture.
Why do you think so many Latinos, especially Latino men, I feel like, honestly, especially nowadays, a lot of them get a bit cocky because they get legal.
But they do it through...
Do you think any deportations are okay?
Yeah, for sure.
I'm for a secure border.
I think everybody is.
We want our country to be safe.
We don't want to let anyone in, just anybody in here. -That's where they're leaving. And they should be doing this with their government. Because the president will be, oh, yeah, we're going to raise this. I don't know if they raise the tariffs, this, and we're going to raise the price and everything. OK.
But she has not once said, I'm going to raise the pay that I do for my labor work, you know? -So, like, we could go to Japan and just walk in and live there, and they would be fine with that?
Or I could go to Colombia and just live there?
I'm serious.
What do you think about that?
That's a good question.
You're right.
Yeah.
Of course, you wouldn't go to Columbia because it's an awful drug-addled, war-torn country where dreams go to die.
But he did get their number.
It's true.
It makes a good point, though.
I mean, especially with the Japan thing.
It's like, people don't think about that.
In Japan?
You can't just go live in Japan.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Except Brack.
What are you saying?
You Brack.
We no Brack.
No, I'm Mexican.
Oh, that's right.
He's too hurly.
Oh yeah, the hurly shirt.
He's too hurly for this bull man.
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So this is kind of a flashback.
John Oliver.
He didn't want it to be a flashback.
He was like, new video!
Not so new video.
Yes.
He posted it this morning and I got tricked where I was watching it because their talking points are always the same.
Right.
Until I heard at the end where he started saying, and this is what hopefully Kamala Harris.
I'm like, wait, wait, wait.
Who's talking about it?
Oh, this is a repost.
And so he thought that this aged gracefully.
And, of course, cannot be bothered to create new content because they take giant, long breaks with many, many, many tens of millions of dollars in budget.
So they released this video.
It's called Last Year Tonight.
Yes, exactly.
They re-released this video decrying Donald Trump's sort of immigration policy.
This is from October 27, 2024. Okay, so it has 1.3 million plays, I believe.
Let's go through these arguments because it's always interesting to see the arguments that they made, right?
We're going to develop a segment here, the experts were wrong.
How often were you told, so what, you just think you're going to round people up and deport them?
That's never going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
They try to demoralize you for a very long time because you're just one of those, right?
You're just one of the plebs.
You can't possibly know.
Well, it turns out it's actually not that hard to deport people who are here illegally.
How do we know they're here illegally?
Because they've said so.
Makes it pretty easy to spot or just go down to one of those protests.
So the key arguments that you hear from the left, John Oliver, it's always an appeal to, oh, it's inhumane.
All people are legal.
There are no illegal human beings.
And then they try and make some case that we need illegal aliens as the backbone of the economy, none of which holds water today.
Let's go to the first claim that you heard from John Oliver.
This is inhumane and you're a bad person for wanting borders.
A lot of people seem to be supporting something right now whose implications they may not fully understand.
So given that, tonight, let's talk about Trump's mass deportation plan.
And before we go any further, we'll be talking a lot about the logistics of mass deportation.
But for the record, the morality of it is despicable.
Immigrants are human beings no matter what McDonald's worst employee says.
Okay, I get...
Does this work on anybody?
Comment below.
Does it work anymore?
They go, oh, these people are going to deport them and they're going to have you a heart...
Whatever.
Also, worst employee at McDonald's?
Come on.
They haven't been to the 72nd Street and one in Tacoma.
No, I'm assuming they have not.
Also, it could be argued that Donald Trump was the most overqualified employee ever.
Thank you very much.
He smiled.
It was crazy.
I wouldn't make the case.
Does anyone care anymore?
Even if Lake and Riley stories and you see what's happening, I think the sympathy's worn out.
And by the way, worst case scenario with these deportations, we're not talking about executing anybody.
We're talking about sending them back to the country they came from, you know, where they have a culture that's equal.
Leftists?
How is that inhumane or cruel?
A ticket back to their home.
Let me tell you some things that I guess aren't inhumane to John Oliver.
Costing American taxpayers up to $450 billion a year.
Losing 320,000 children?
Allowing foreign gangs to occupy American cities?
To give you an idea?
By the way, contributing to the largest number of slaves, by and large, sex slaves, on Earth today.
Over 40 million slaves on Earth today.
Don't know if you know this, that happens quite easily when you don't have any type of monitoring or border security.
Sex traffickers love open borders, but...
I get it.
Sending them back to their home country is more inhumane than doing anything about solving those problems.
To give you an idea, yesterday ICE arrested an MS-13 leader in Columbus, Ohio.
I didn't even think they could deal with the cold.
Never would have thought to look for it.
Never would have thought to look in Ohio.
No, no.
And then, of course, John Oliver goes on to tell you, and he told you this, but we now know it's not true.
Remember this.
It's just not actually something you can do.
Mass deporting people is a fool's errand.
You clearly don't understand.
One note, I don't think that you watching or listening right now don't understand.
Hopefully we provide some information that provides some insight.
Hopefully it's illuminating.
But I know that you are perfectly capable of understanding if you hold the position that we should deport illegal aliens.
All right?
He thinks you're stupid.
I don't.
He tells you there's no way to do it.
But that still leaves the task of removing 13 million people, many of whom, incidentally, have spread throughout the country and have lived here for decades.
Also, deporting someone isn't as simple as finding them, not liking their paperwork and putting them on a plane.
It usually requires an arrest, detention, legal processing, and only then, removal.
And to carry out over 13 million arrests in a short period of time, it's been estimated the government will need to hire between 220 and 409,000 new government employees and law enforcement officers.
Hold on a second.
The process is identify illegal alien, send them back.
Now, all of a sudden, we're concerned about the legal process, John Oliver?
They already have a list, too.
Yeah.
J.D. Vance said it the other day in an interview.
He's like, it's crazy that this is a thing.
We already had the list.
We know where they live.
Right.
The first half of the process is already complete.
I think John Oliver is just worried about being deported back to the UK.
And I wonder why that may be the case.
Well, it's mostly knives.
It's hard to do the stabbings.
Home's not quite what it used to be.
We need knife control.
All our problems will be solved.
Make all the knives blunt, like Isris Elba said.
Yeah, they want knife control in the UK now.
Are you starting to...
You know, white Europeans, right?
And I include, by the way, the United States, because we understand the history.
They're a little bit of a tiff.
They're really good at creating civilizations.
And really bad at defending said civilizations because they try and introduce it to cultures and societies that have no interest in civilization.
That's how these nations crumble, just to be clear.
You can't bring people in who actively seek to destroy, in the UK specifically, when you're dealing with people who support Sharia law.
Here, we just have people leaving countries that aren't all that good.
And I'll get to that in a second.
We'll get to the Mexican president.
So let me give you some numbers here.
January 23rd through February 1st, there have been 7,260 arrests.
5,700 or so detainers requested.
So that's an average of, let's call it about 1,450 per day.
That would be somewhere around 520, 530,000 a year.
Those numbers will probably go up.
Think about this.
It's $88 billion a year to do.
That's significantly cheaper than the minimum $150 billion to potentially, most likely, $450 billion illegal aliens cost taxpayers every year.
Assuming his argument is true, and it's feasible, we see it now, it's cost-effective, that's not true.
Yeah.
By the way, it's also short-term job creation.
You're telling me we need 300,000?
Okay, first off, let's get rid of the 80,000 IRS agents, sorry, sorry, administrative people that are working in the offices, not going around hunting down conservatives under the last administration.
Just put those people into that work, and you know what?
It's a temporary gig.
You'll be here for a year or two.
You get all the people out.
Fantastic.
I bet we save money in the process.
Absolutely.
We'll hear you're about to go to John Oliver, where he makes the case for something, something jobs Americans don't want to do.
Sorry.
As he says this, just picture him advocating for modernized slave labor.
Let's say mass deportation were a realistic policy.
It still wouldn't solve the problems the Trump campaign's claiming it would.
In fact, it would make them worse, because...
They're constantly claiming deportations are the solution to unemployment, housing prices and crimes.
So let's take each of those in turn, starting with jobs.
Historically, deportation has actually increased unemployment in this country.
A study of the Obama years found that when 500,000 undocumented immigrant workers were forced out of the country, 44,000 fewer jobs were held by US-born workers, which may seem counterintuitive, but what's often happened is...
Companies that rely on immigrants for their customer base or their workforce end up shutting down.
And as immigrants themselves will tell you, they might be the only ones willing to do certain work.
The thing is, if he wins, he kicks out all the immigrants.
Those who work here in construction and everything, they're immigrants.
You're not going to see a gringo filling his feet with cement or carrying bricks or carrying this or cleaning.
You're not going to see it.
Okay, first off, I disagree with the premise.
Second, if you are of any stripe or color wearing cement bricks for shoes, that means that you are a narc for the mob.
You are swimming with the fishes.
And they sound you.
That is not a job, I have to tell you.
Sounds like your employer might be abusing you, which, by the way, John Oliver advocates for.
Which some companies, what he means to say is giant corporations who, of course, want cheap, modernized slave labor.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, John Oliver loves suckling the culprit bows.
And you will see gringos laying concrete, by the way.
I did it.
Yes, absolutely.
Me and Johnny Boy worked construction.
We were terrible at it.
You ever work an auger on the Canadian Shield?
You almost lose your arm about every five minutes.
That's true.
And just to be clear, what he'll do is he'll list one reference, like an article in the New York Times right there, I believe it's the Immigration Council.
What was the name of the reference?
Again, a very biased source.
There are other sources that exist that show that illegal immigrants reduce wages for low-skilled Americans specifically by up to 7.5%.
They take jobs from Americans in sectors like food processing, manufacturing.
And here's the really important fact to remember.
If your government was looking out for you, right, they'll say, ah, you're talking about the Great Replacement Theory and try and label you racist.
No, no.
Could you have a more crystal clear example than since COVID, there has been zero.
I know what you're thinking.
Sumo?
Zero job growth for native-born Americans since COVID. Foreign-born?
Four million.
Four million new jobs for foreign-born workers here.
Zero for native-born workers.
Hey, at what point does the government say, well, we should actually probably represent the people who are already here paying taxes into the system?
Some would say that that's their first...
Goal.
It's their first, it's their primary goal.
This is advocating for modern slave labor on behalf of, at the same time that that happened, the greatest wealth transfer in history, right?
The top 10 wealthiest people in the world, what do they see their net worth grow by?
Many trillions, several trillion dollars?
Yeah, why don't you think if there's 4 million foreign-born workers coming in and doing, apparently, exclusively agricultural jobs, that our groceries would be cheaper?
You would think so.
The last four years?
Wouldn't you?
But hey, and I don't know if you're saying, hey, they deserve good-paying jobs, in which case, Americans would do them, or you're saying, They should be paid under the table pennies on the dollar, in which case you're advocating for indentured servitude.
You do have to pick a lane.
Let's go on now to the stupidest argument that I hear made from the left, and we're obviously seeing that this is not true.
It's only going to be more clear in the coming months and years that actually this is very important for housing.
More illegal aliens are actually key to solving the housing crisis.
What about housing?
Because the Trump campaign is promising mass deportation will also fix our housing crisis.
This is simple supply and demand, my friends.
We've got to do two things to lower the price of housing.
Two things to lower the price of housing for Nevadans is we've got to build more houses and we've got to deport the illegal aliens so that American homes go to American citizens.
OK, even if that wasn't total bullshit, J.D. Vance's very existence is proof that supply and demand doesn't always work.
Mass deportation would remove one and a half million workers from the construction workforce, including more than one in three roofers, ceiling tilers, stucco masons, plasterers and drywall installers.
In fact, one professor who studies immigration says that in the long run, immigrants are the solution.
To the housing crisis.
Without immigrants, you can't increase the supply of housing.
One professor who studies immigration says, I don't give a shit.
I'm sorry, I don't care.
Let me give you some numbers.
Not one person who's a tenured professor who wrote an article for the New York Times.
The average hourly pay for a construction worker in Texas, for example, is about $25 an hour.
Okay, that's home construction.
You're telling me that Americans won't do those jobs?
I don't believe you.
And you're saying that if we don't have illegal immigrants do those jobs?
That we won't be able to build houses?
Well, that's actually not the problem that we have.
We do actually have, we'll go back to the supply issue here.
We're short in the United States about 4.5 million homes.
So to give you an idea, in 2022, 1.4 million homes were built, but there were 1.8 million new families.
And these numbers are always murky because we don't know how many of those families are here legally versus illegally.
So we have a much more significant problem on a housing shortage.
Total houses built right now before we solve the illegal immigration problem.
We still don't have enough because we have too many people.
So you believe that we're going to have a solution at hand by keeping the same supply that we currently?
No, no, hold on.
How about we try getting rid of some of the demand from people who have no business being here legally?
Do you remember trying to buy a car during COVID? I'm willing to bet that the demand went up because 4 million new jobs went exclusively.
To foreign-born workers, not a one to Americans, but you, the American, couldn't afford a car.
For the first time in my adult life, I purchased a new car because there were no used cars that made sense.
You have a demand problem.
And that demand problem is exacerbated when you have a huge number of people, at least in the millions who are here, who are paid well, and don't pay taxes.
More disposable income.
Nothing this man says makes sense.
And you have a bunch of Americans out there who are parroting the points.
Well, you know, we just can't.
What do you think?
Are we going to deport people?
Yes.
Find people who are here illegally.
Gone.
Start with the ones who have committed crimes because they're really, really easy to find because many of them are in jail!
They always do this thing, too, where they just say immigrant.
Yeah.
When they get their status.
They're trying to protect these people.
They say immigrant.
They don't say illegal immigrant.
One in three workers on a roof and an installer.
Illegal or legal immigrant?
Right.
I'm okay with a legal immigrant with a work visa building the house.
Sure.
Yeah.
Especially if they're skilled.
They don't clarify that.
No, and they never clarify it.
He does it in his very piece, we didn't address it here, where he says, well, it's known that immigrants are less likely to commit crimes.
Oh, jeez.
You're using a number that includes legal immigrants, who, by the way, yeah, they lose their green card, they lose their work visa if they commit a crime, so of course they're going to straighten up the class.
Yeah, they're documented.
Of course they're worried about it.
Of course they are.
When you're not documented, what do you have to worry about?
No one even knows who you are.
It's one of the biggest lies in this argument because they don't differentiate between legal and illegal.
But hey, the good news is, you now have another.
Vector to add to it.
Legal immigrants and how they voted, including Hispanic men.
They vote to deport.
There you go.
And you know what?
Maybe I'll have a little bit of grace for John Oliver here.
He could just not be himself like Gerald when he doesn't have his morning coffee.
You don't like it, you cheese-licking ass f***.
Last time you told me to try something, I was bleeding out of my eyes and ass like I had Ebola.
Look, I'm the guy.
You're the goddamn CEO. You don't like it.
Pack your f***ing bags and get out of here.
And take your life partner with you there.
The kid with the f***ing yellow shoes.
What?
Hey, Gerald.
Yeah?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Hold on.
I gotta call you back.
Yeah, what do you...
Whatever.
My day couldn't get any worse.
Go ahead.
I just had an idea for a new show that you might like.
Oh, yeah?
New show, huh?
Yeah, it's a game show.
What about fatter than a fifth grader?
Spoiler!
You win!
Chubby!
Alright, I had that coming.
No, it's a parody of the old show, Hollywood Squares.
Oh, brilliant!
You could be Bruce Valanche.
You know why?
Because he's fat, he's ugly, and he's really f***ing gay.
Okay, you're not really getting it.
I'm not getting what?
What's the first question going to be?
What's that smell?
Oh, it's Whoopi's Weave.
Okay, well, that just seemed kind of mean.
To be honest with you.
Try some coffee.
What's in it?
Nothing.
It's just the best coffee Earth can provide.
That's Bolivian-grown.
It's good.
Please.
Better?
Yeah.
Really sorry, man.
I'm not myself without my coffee in the morning.
So, yeah.
Good.
Good.
So you like the idea, then?
No.
It's a terrible idea, Josh.
It's like one of the worst ideas you've ever...
Had, actually.
But you know what?
Great coffee, so thanks.
Appreciate that.
Yeah.
Yeah, no problem, Gerald.
Well, I guess the coffee isn't all that much different.
Although you do lose that olive glow tone to your skin.
I don't know what happens there.
I still think it's a good idea for a show.
Yeah, yeah.
We can get Bernie Sanders, Gilbert Gottfried in there.
That would be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it'd be a fun show.
Get Whoopi and Predator.
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And not figuratively, the best coffee that I have had, especially at this price point.
And boy, they're quick to...
And you're hard to please with coffee, so...
I'm a little bit of a coffee snuff.
You are, you are.
I got a new espresso machine last month, and you sent me, like, detailed instructions.
Yes.
And I appreciated it.
It worked.
Because I wanted you to enjoy it.
And they do have K-Cups, too, in case that's what you guys use.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I got a K-Cup machine to use them, to try them.
And they're better than most K-Cups, but I'm going to tell you, I can't really taste the difference.
K-Cups, they're all pretty much the same.
If that's what you want to do, go ahead.
They have those, too, and they put in more grams per cup than most of the other bull crap out there.
But I suggest get a real coffee maker.
All right!
K-Cups is what I call my wife's boobs.
Hey!
Hey!
Her name's Catherine.
Yeah, well, she likes it.
No, okay.
Well, as long as she likes it.
Kick-upper.
Yeah.
As long as you don't start referring to her as pour-over.
Yeah.
Or drip.
My little French press.
Okay, sorry.
We have a show.
All right.
I don't know if you know this, but we're seeing some big wins here.
So this weekend, Secretary of State Marco Rubio still has small hands, but he's doing some good work.
He made his diplomatic visit to Panama.
Okay, so the theme here, I'm going to show you a clip.
He actually did go.
Yes, he did.
The theme here is the United States has been getting the short end of the stick on a lot of deals, and the only reason for that is because the world thinks, ah, they can afford it.
Only now, we are saying, no, we can't.
Or, we choose not to.
The United States has a lot of leverage.
We have not used it.
Yeah.
We're going to be accused of being this evil empire.
Well, you know what?
We might as well have some fair deals going on.
So, after meeting with Rubio, the Panamanian president, Jose Raul Molino, I hope I'm saying it right.
I don't care.
He said almost immediately that his country would be exiting China's Belt and Road Initiative.
Una cosa importante, que es una decisión que adopte y se la comuniqué.
El memorándum de entendimiento del año 2017 sobre la ruta de la seda, the Belt and Road Initiative, no será renovado por mi gobierno.
¡Afuera!
So fast.
That's pretty awesome.
It's a set.
You were John Oliver like, so what?
You think you're going to make a threat and then they're just going to withdraw from China's Belt and Road Initiative?
Yeah.
Yeah, they kind of did.
By the way, I was told by the left that China wasn't involved with the Panama Canal at all.
Yeah.
It wasn't even a thing.
No, they didn't want you to know that actually Panama was the first Latin American country to join the partnership.
So that's not something they necessarily want you to know.
Don't look behind the curtain.
Yeah.
We have another one here, too.
This was in e-commerce from Donald Trump.
Yeah.
So part of his tariffs, he removed the, is it de mimis?
De minimis.
De minimis?
De minimis?
Exception.
Anyways, there was an exemption on shipping from China, so packages under $800 would avoid tariffs, and that means that tariffs would be charged on products from companies like Timu, like Shine, like Alibaba.
Last year, the United States imported $48 billion under the exemption, and yeah, it seems like now what's going to happen is, hey, let's start playing ball.
It goes around, and they don't have to pay the taxes on it.
They don't have the tariffs or the duties to it.
And they also said, it's like, hey, we don't inspect all of those packages, so yes, drugs and other cheap knockoff goods come to the United States.
So all of a sudden, this company, Temu especially, is going to get screwed by this.
And domestic people who are doing this process, there's a lot of e-commerce stores out there.
Are going to have a huge win.
Because now they just can't do it.
Or they're going to have to start paying their first year to do it.
Right.
And that sucks because now I'm going to have to buy my kids toys at work.
Yes.
By that you mean steal it from the prop room.
Everything's ten times smaller than advertising.
Yes, I know.
It is true.
I got a whiteboard.
It was like this.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a post-it size.
Yeah.
You've got to look at the dimensions.
I'm sure to them it's extra large.
But we don't care.
We're better.
We're American.
We want American sizes here.
That's a huge deal, by the way.
We're not malnourished.
We're obese.
So, let's go to the trade war story.
This is what everyone is talking about, and it's quite funny, because Canada is trying to act like they have any leverage whatsoever.
And Canada shouldn't exist.
They should be the 51st state.
They're a country rich in natural resources.
They have no defense of which to speak as it relates to their neighbor to the south, the United States.
And they talk so much crap.
So, let me be really clear here.
This is not a new tariff.
It's been going on for a long time and we'll give you some examples of that.
The United States for the first time is just starting to match fire with fire at this point.
That's what we're doing.
And we actually have the leverage to do so.
Shouldn't the United States use its power, use its negotiating clout to try and benefit Americans?
Instead, we've been bending the knee consistently.
That's how you end up, for example, with zero new.
Native-born jobs in this country since COVID and 4 million for foreign-born workers.
At a certain point, you say, that's not an accident.
Also, why are we so opposed to...
I remember when I was growing up, do you remember this?
People were protesting the gap.
People were protesting Nike because, ah, it's slave labor.
What happened to that?
Now you're mad about punishing the country that has 9-year-olds chained to a loom for 14 hours a day?
Shouldn't there be some consequences?
At a point in time, well, now you're starting to see them.
So this weekend, Donald Trump said that the United States, you know this, was going to hit Canada, Mexico, China, and he even mentioned potentially the UK with a series of, some would say, not even necessarily equal, but for the first time, tariffs.
Canada's been very tough on oil, on energy.
They don't allow our farm products in, essentially.
They don't allow a lot of things in, and we allow everything to come in.
It's been a one-way street.
Something's going to happen there.
But if they want to play the game, I don't mind.
We can play the game all they want.
Mexico, we've had very good talks with them.
And this is retaliatory.
This is retaliatory to a certain extent.
Millions of people float into our country through Mexico and Canada.
And we're not going to allow that.
And by the way, you're experiencing this live right now on CNN. Mexico's president says Trump agrees to pause tariffs for one month.
They're starting to negotiate.
Let's bring this up.
It's 1043 Eastern.
Market and economy breaking news related to the White House and its two biggest trading partners.
Also, this morning, five people remain hospitalized after Friday night's crash of a medevac jet into a Philadelphia neighborhood.
We can hear what the developments are.
So this is, again, we've said a negotiating tool.
It doesn't work unless it has teeth behind.
I remember one time they asked, they said, so is there anything that Canada can do or Mexico can do to stop these tariffs?
He said, no.
Nothing at all.
Nothing.
They start immediately.
Nothing.
You've got to start it.
You've got to count to three, and they've got to see the consequences.
So that brings us to this first installment, likely first of many, tariff time.
Time for some tariffs, because you don't want to play nicely.
Suck on some tariffs, Trump has got you by the testies.
Now, let me be really clear.
to set this up.
So you see this all in context.
The asks from Donald Trump right now are not even necessarily related specifically to economic trade.
You think it's cruel.
You think that we shouldn't do anything about the border.
You think these countries should be able to take advantage of us.
Okay.
But before we get to any of that, the asks from the Trump White House are pretty simple, okay?
Stop undoing our work.
Stop illegal immigration, drug trafficking at your own border, and stop, for example, the outflow of fentanyl that has been killing record number of Americans.
There you go.
Pretty simple.
So these tariffs are really just based on, hey, look, Canada, you have the biggest border that we have with any country, of course, and, you know, Stephen Crowder has...
I've crossed over to the United States and Canada accidentally and not known it when I lived there.
I'd accidentally be like, what, I'm in upstate New York?
Where's the paintball field?
Okay, let me go back to Quebec.
All the time.
It's completely unprotected in some areas.
It's a town like that.
There are many towns like that.
The border's the line on the street.
And imagine this.
You seal up the southern border.
And then, illegal aliens or terrorists, by the way, many of whom have come from Canada, they know that it's easy to get to Canada and easy to cross that border because Canada won't do their own job.
We're just hemorrhaging money.
It's like you're not plugging the hole in the boat.
Canada has to do its part.
We get it.
You brag about socialized healthcare Canada.
I know because I lived there for 16 years.
The problem is you can only do that because you don't have to raise up a military to defend yourself and because you don't enforce your own border.
Things, you know, that affect countries to the south.
So it's just about now.
I get that you're friendly.
Gee, gosh.
Aw, gee, willikers.
It's time for you to be a good neighbor.
These are the asks.
Stop illegal immigration.
Watch your own border here.
Help us out.
China, crack down on the fentanyl.
So, the tariffs are going to take place or take effect tomorrow.
For everybody else.
For everybody.
Named Mexico who caved.
Yeah.
Did they actually cave?
They're pausing.
They're pausing, which means you know he had a talk with them.
I've got a list of what they said they're going to do.
Oh, let me see what Mexico, this is live this morning.
Yeah.
So, number one, Mexico will immediately reinforce the northern border with 10,000 members of the National Guard to prevent any drug trafficking from Mexico to the United States, particularly fentanyl.
Oh, there you go.
We're speaking our love language now.
Wait, hold on a second.
They just had 10,000 members laying around doing nothing?
I didn't know they had a National Guard.
It's called the cartel.
Yeah.
That means they were never asked before because they were able to mobilize 10,000 guard members.
Yes, exactly.
There's a couple of other things here.
So the United States is committed to working to prevent the trafficking of high-powered weapons to Mexico.
Okay, fine.
We won't send guns down to you.
Got it.
And then our teams will begin working today on two-front security and trade.
So they kind of keep going on.
And basically, they've done what we asked them to do, which was not a lot.
Number one was the only thing, really, that we're saying, like, hey, guys, with all this drug trafficking and stuff, if you could kind of secure your own border, that'd be kind of nice.
We'd appreciate some of the help from your people not getting into our place with fentanyl.
You know that call was incredibly uncomfortable because the president of Mexico had to keep appearances up, put on this strong feminist face, and then call and hear Donald Trump, not one more head on a godforsaken turtle!
But you know what happened?
She called and said, okay, we're going to do what you've asked us to do.
Now, will you promise to lift the tariff?
For one month, and then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
This is how a leader leads.
You may not like it.
But can you acknowledge this is the first time in our lifetime that someone is doing exactly what they promised?
If nothing else, this is not a surprise to anybody, both his allies and his enemies.
So let's go to the reactions.
First was Canada, where Trudeau, who's basically outgoing, there's no way that this works out for him.
What is he doing now?
He said that Canada will levy some retaliatory tariffs and something, something, something gay.
"Day! Day!" "Day!" "Sorry, right clip, and we always show the shorts because he went the extra mile.
Here is the other right clip.
Tonight, I am announcing Canada will be responding to the US trade action with 25% tariffs against $155 billion worth of American goods.
Our response will also be far-reaching and include everyday items.
Such as American beer, wine, and bourbon.
Fruits and fruit juices, including orange juice.
I also want to speak directly to Canadians in this moment.
I'm sure many of you are anxious.
But I want you to know, we are all in this together.
And Toolman, can you go just to a screen grab of that, just to pause?
I don't know why he has someone over his left shoulder who just exited a sauna.
But this is why we can't take your world leader seriously.
That's the number one consumer of their beer, wine, and bourbon.
He looks drunk.
Look at him.
He's sweating hot and red.
His tie's crooked.
Clean yourself up.
He's pissed at Trudeau.
Look at him.
Also, something that was kind of surprising, disappointing, the opposition leader, the conservative there, Pierre Poilievre, condemned the tariffs.
But I understand they have to look like they're looking out for their country and they have a leg to stand on.
They don't.
We must put Canada first.
And that is why common sense conservatives condemn President Trump's massive, unjust, and unjustified tariffs, which will damage both American and Canadian economies.
There is no justification whatsoever for these tariffs or this treatment.
Yes, there is.
Canada will never be the 51st state.
We are an independent, proud, and strong Nation.
You are not proud and strong.
You have the queen on your money because you bent over and let the king pipe you.
You know what I heard?
We're a big boy!
Yes, exactly!
Stop!
Daddy, wow!
I am Canada now.
Pull it up!
I'm a real country now.
You're embarrassing yourself.
I can't wait until they are the 51st state and we get to put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music on that.
You are not the 51st state by our grace.
You gave up to the crown of England.
Do you have any idea what the United States would do to you?
You should have been the 51st state for a couple of hundred years now.
When you join with your neighbor's enemy to burn his stuff down, it's not a cool move, okay?
Here, really quickly, by the way, I thought leftist argument was that when you put tariffs on, it actually penalizes your own citizens, right?
That's been their entire argument this entire time, that U.S. citizens are going to be paying these tariffs that we're putting on other countries.
If that's the case, why would Canada, in response to the United States trying to hurt their citizens, they say, Penalize their citizens by putting tariffs on American goods coming into Canada.
The argument doesn't hold water.
Are you guys seeing through this?
It's obvious that is not always the case.
And it's going to hurt all of these countries a lot more than it will hurt the U.S., just to be clear.
Yes, it's negotiation.
There's a whole lot more play.
You might see some inflation on bananas or maple syrup or whatever, but you know what?
Look, it's going to be much better in the long term, and we'll get to those numbers.
The Mexican president, Claudia Scheinbaum, urged the U.S. And Mexico to cooperate.
I know now we have this response, but she said, we don't need tariffs.
Come on now, we're both equals in this, except we're not.
La soberanía no es negociable.
Coordinación, sí.
Subordinación, no.
Le propuse al presidente Trump.
She changed that to a C.
Con nuestros mejores equipos.
Los de seguridad y también los de salud.
A pesky.
You can't fire me.
I quit.
That's what it is.
It's like you're breaking up.
You ever break up with someone and you're like, yeah, this isn't going to work.
I'm leaving.
You're like, fine.
Okay.
I think I see what you're doing here.
Also, by the way, she actually made sure that no Mexicans can ever claim asylum from a persecution-oriented government ever again.
A nuestros hermanos y hermanas mexicanas, mexicanos en Estados Unidos.
Quiero decirles que aquí está su presidenta y un pueblo entero para defenderlos.
Si desean regresar a México, aquí los abrazamos.
It's tough to claim asylum when your president just said she embraced you and she hugged her titties. - You're not fleeing a persecution.
It's not like Castro, like, we will jail them and those saxophones.
They are saying, hey, you're welcome.
You're just leaving a country that's crappier, okay?
That is not a legitimate claim to asylum.
There is now never a claim.
An asylum claim from a single Mexican crossing here illegally.
It's done.
Thank you.
If for nothing else, President Sheinbaum.
That's all they should do at these immigration trials is just play that clip right there.
It's like, ah, next person.
So, by the way, before we move on, on this specific subject, Donald Trump did do a truth.
On Mexico?
Yeah, I thought, you know, your voice is warmed up.
You can probably manage.
Let's see.
All right.
I just spoke with President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico.
It was a very friendly conversation wherein she agreed to immediately supply 10,000 Mexican soldiers on the border separating Mexico and the United States.
What other border would it be?
These soldiers will be specifically designated to stop the flow of fentanyl and illegal migrants into our country.
We further agreed immediately.
Not latently, immediately.
Pause the anticipated tariffs for a one-month period during which we will have negotiations headed by Secretary of State Small Hands Marco Rubio, Secretary of Treasury Scott Besant, and Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, a high-level representative of Mexico.
I look forward to participating in those negotiations with President Scheinbaum as she is on her best behavior and we attempt to achieve a, quote, deal between our two countries.
This isn't even a deal yet, though.
He's not done extracting the right behavior out of these people.
Absolutely.
And right now in Canada, Trudeau's like, wait, we can do that?
We can get on the phone?
Hey, hey, hey, somebody get the president on the phone.
I want a case.
It took, what, one or two days?
She's like, we're going to stand with our Canadian brothers!
And then, like, a day and a half later, yeah, we reached a deal.
They have no leg to stand on, and I'll get to exactly why.
They know they've been doing this to you, the American consumer, for a very long time with their own tariffs.
China said they're going to file a complaint with the WTO and some countermeasures.
Who cares?
They're tiny.
Now, let me give you the clear picture references Let's tell you the tariffs are 25%.
They're going to be on Mexico and Canada.
You know that.
Canadian energy exports would only see a 10% additional tariff.
China would see an additional 10% tariff on anything I believe that we import here.
Let me give you the numbers on these countries.
Let's start with the example of Canada.
The United States trade deficit with Canada is $55 billion.
Now, who is this going to hurt more?
The exports, the United States, they make up 21% of Canada's total GDP. The United States, our exports to Canada make up 1.1%.
20 times more on their side of the ledger.
And they have been instituting tariffs on us for a very long time.
Let me give you an example.
Dairy, there's a Canadian tariff on American dairy.
It's 240 to 298% once certain quotas are reached.
Yeah, and that's just one.
There are lists.
There are lists.
So you're mad about a 25% tariff if they don't stop illegal immigration, for example, and fentanyl, drug trafficking.
They're taxing milk more than double the price, up to triple the price of milk.
We have been getting fleeced.
This could all just, you know what, we're just asking, I think, quite reasonable things.
Saying, hey, secure your own border, stop the drugs.
But I would be fine with Donald Trump going, and no more taxing milk.
Put Dairy Queen on your money.
How about that?
Right away.
Instead of a loony, it's a blizzard.
Turn it upside down.
Wow, that's good.
Mexico.
Our trade deficit with Mexico is $157 billion.
Their exports to the United States make up 34% of their GDP. Our exports to Mexico make up about 1%.
Of our GDP. Now, we say this is incredibly unfair.
How could you ever put a 25% tariff on this?
That's wrong.
Do you mean exactly like the 25% tariff that Mexico puts on American beef?
Jeez.
Ours?
7.9%.
Hey, how about none of these tariffs are lifted until they're all even.
Equal.
How about that?
I understand you're going to say the American dollar is stronger.
It doesn't matter.
Up to a 300% tax on dairy from Canada, 25% on beef in Mexico.
They've been doing this for a very long time.
You, many Americans, have just been gleefully unaware of this.
And so did I as a libertarian when I was, you know, a later teenager until I grew up.
China.
Our trade deficit with China is $270 billion.
Okay?
Their GDP, 3% of their GDP, it's the United States, significantly lower than the other countries, but still significantly more than our exports, 0.45% of our GDP. Let me give you just a general example.
China, their tariffs on our goods are about 22%, 21 to 22%.
Ours are about 19%.
Let's even those out and make sure that you're not using one of the most effective biochemical weapons, fentanyl.
To bring this country to its knees.
I would be fine with an indefinite tariff until you give us the straight story on the Wuhan virus.
How about that?
There you go.
Let's go to the EU. Okay?
Our trade deficit with the EU, $213 billion.
EU exports to the United States make up 3% of their total GDP. Our exports to them, 1.2%, significantly less than half.
Here's an example for you, and it's different.
In different countries, and certainly all across Europe and Eastern Europe, the tariffs?
Well, their tariff on American automobiles, 10%.
Ours, 2.5%.
That's a high-ticket item.
10% is significant.
Many people in the EU cannot get our cars.
That's not even to include the additional taxes and tariffs because of international climate treaties that disproportionately harm our vehicles because no one in Europe can get one single V8. Now, maybe there is one V8, but the point remains, their cars are for pussyboys.
At least Jaguar said they're not going to produce cars anymore for a little while.
Well, after that ad, that's probably a good idea.
They need a rebranding campaign.
Look, all these countries are doing is protecting their businesses.
They're protecting their citizens and their ability to have these industries.
Essentially, that's what tariffs are going to do.
They're going to create opportunity locally so that you can avoid the tariff and buy local, maybe pay a little bit less.
There's other things that are going on, too.
But the United States is not.
When they do it, it's protecting.
When the United States does it, oh, you're trying to punish consumers.
When they fund Airbus, government subsidies fund Airbus and compete with Boeing, and Boeing says, hey, that's not fair.
They're like, no, no, no, no, that's just how we do it.
You guys can't put a tariff on stuff coming over here.
You guys can't do kind of a trade war because of our funding of Airbus, and you don't fund Boeing the same way that we do.
It's not fair trade.
We just screwed the world over, and we've had this power for decades, and we haven't used it effectively.
Trump is finally going, you know what?
I've got this.
Let's just see what happens.
We think it screwed me worse than we are now.
I would say it's even worse than that.
Not only have we not done anything, we have done some things.
We've increased taxes, income taxes.
Yes, on us.
We've increased corporate taxes.
So we've increased taxes directly on Americans while not applying any type of tariffs, levying any type of taxes against foreign nations that want to do us harm.
Let's just say it evened out if your taxes got reduced by the number that we generate in tariffs.
Hey, is that a net win?
This comes from two different worldviews.
Right?
The leftist worldview that you exist, you exist to fund the government.
That's why your tax dollars exist.
The other worldview is that the government exists to protect, preserve the culture that has created what allows you to be the American taxpayer.
Okay?
Do you want to tax China more?
Do you want to tax Mexico more?
Do you want to tax Canada more?
Or do you want to tax you more and American businesses more?
We've tried it one way.
Let's try it a different way.
And the good news is we have...
We have a lot of wiggle room here because of the tariffs that have been applied to the United States.
We are in the driver's seat, and we've been funding the rest of the world for a very long time.
Just think about this.
It's like the term predatory lending.
You go, what?
That doesn't even make any sense.
It makes zero sense.
Predatory lending.
You're going to target someone who can't pay you back as a predator to lend to them?
Okay.
Let's just call you bankrupt lender.
Oh, it's the United States government forcing you to do so and guaranteeing the loan.
Okay, got it.
This is what we're looking at here with this country.
Hey, we look at prescription drugs.
Why do other...
And people ask this as a slogan.
Why do other drugs pay less for their prescription medication than we do here in the United States?
Yes, let's ask that.
Why?
Where are the drugs developed?
Where are they coming from?
And then who subsidizes it to give it to their citizens?
Who puts tariffs on it?
Yes!
It doesn't make sense for the nation that develops, creates almost all global, a significant majority of medical innovation, both with prescriptions and with medical devices.
When I was in Canada, they had more MRI machines in the entire state of Vermont than the entire country of Canada, which, for those who don't know, is larger than Vermont.
Let's follow this to its conclusion.
Why are they paying less?
Because you foot the bill for the entire world.
Why were other nations not paying their promised amount into the NATO agreement and the United States was paying double?
And I know what you're thinking.
Hold on.
Are you lying to me, Mr. Crowder?
Because isn't the whole purpose of a contract to keep the signer beholden to the contract?
Yes!
And they still weren't paying into NATO. And we don't need NATO, let's be really clear.
They don't care.
They haven't been incentivized or held accountable to simply honor their words on the contracts, on the agreements that they have signed, and then they sign new taxes, tariffs, into law to try and collect.
They're collecting revenue from you.
The American consumer.
It's time to collect revenue from other countries, certainly other countries, that will undo our work as it relates to the border.
My prediction here, you see this with Mexico, I would be willing to bet that Canada falls in line by end of the week.
Yeah.
End of the week, they're going to have a conversation.
There might be a pause.
Will the tariffs start tomorrow, correct?
Yes.
I didn't see it by tomorrow, especially with the news of Mexico this morning.
They might tinkle in their pants.
Yeah, I think Mexico saw an opportunity.
They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You get all these products from Canada?
Have I ever shown you Mexican lumber?
Yeah, exactly.
Look at this.
I think they saw an opportunity, but also...
I don't know how much there is.
Well, I know.
I'm just using that as an example, essentially.
Yeah, exactly.
That is not a lot of forests in Mexico.
Fine, I understand it.
But the point is, I think they saw an opportunity in some other products.
They're like, all right, fine.
We'll be a better trading partner with you guys.
I think Donald Trump is using this leverage very well.
With China, with 10%.
I think China responds if this becomes a bigger story and it starts to become a conversation about China because it's more of a power dynamic and losing face and things like that.
And obviously, they could respond and say, hey, we're going to raise your tariffs as well.
But with Mexico and Canada, these guys are going to fold, I think, very quickly because they're going to realize Trump is not playing around.
He doesn't need to get reelected.
He also has a mandate and is winning at every single turn.
It's not going to make him change any kind of direction to see the media come after him.
He's lived that his entire political career.
They've never liked him.
And by the way, I want to clarify.
I misspoke earlier when I said the first time these kinds of tariffs on China.
The first time, I mean the first president, because he did it in his first term.
And keep in mind, those tariffs, some of those sanctions brought China to its knees before, you know, a lab escaped a wet market.
Some people have a theory on that.
I think that it was just incompetence, but they were suffering from...
For the first time, they were brought to their knees.
Remember, everyone said the next great superpower is China.
There was one person who said no.
No, and that was Donald Trump.
And now we look at China very, very differently.
There was a period of a couple years there with Biden where people thought maybe they're coming.
No, they're not.
They're not.
And you can't have been a part of those campaigns protesting the gap and Nike and talking about human rights and talking about slave labor and sweatshops.
And have a problem with a president asking these countries to start playing ball.
Do you want to benefit from slave labor?
Do you want to argue on behalf of the corporations who want to replace you with slave labor?
Or do you understand that some changes need to be made?
Also, let me tell you this.
If people actually buy into this argument, as it relates to illegal immigration, that these people are doing jobs that Americans won't do.
It's a really low-level, unskilled job, and they're taking just paltry wages.
Okay, if your choice is automation, Or illegal alien workers?
What do you choose?
Comment below.
I'll tell you what.
I choose automation.
Because at least automation doesn't rape.
ChatGP rape notwithstanding.
That's true.
Well, we'll see.
Got out of control.
We'll see.
We'll see what time tells.
I'm not a big fan of ChatHPV, but...
So at that point, hey, we're at the point where we can automate a lot of these jobs.
Do we really need...
So then you solve the issue of...
The demand, right?
1.8 million new families, only 1.4 million new homes built.
I believe in 2022, maybe it was 1.2.
You guys can bring that back up.
You solve that problem, and you don't have to worry about the jobs that Americans don't want to do being left empty.
There are easy ways to solve these problems.
It's just that the left consistently solves them at your expense.
And you haven't seen these expenses.
So if you look at this and say, well, hold on a second, tariffs, that could raise prices.
Sure.
Sure.
But do you realize that you've been footing the bill for a very long time because of these tariffs in other countries?
Whether it's pharmaceuticals, whether it's automobiles, whether it's beef, whether it's dairy, you know that, right?
You just may not be used to, for the first time ever, saying, you know what, we're going to apply the same kind of trade rules.
The United States is in the driver's seat, they have the leverage, and I would like to see our government continue to use it on your behalf.
My prediction is that they start playing ball really quickly.
They're not all going to be Colombia within 12 hours.
But 12 days, considering the decades of a piping that we have taken, I'd say is still worth the squeeze.
This has been Tariff Time.
Time for some Tariffs.
Cause you don't want to play nicely.
Suck on some Tariffs.
Trump has got you by the testes.
All right.
Do we have any...
Was there a development there?
No, no.
No, we're good.
Okay.
All right.
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Oh, speaking of Friday, this Friday and Saturday I'm going to be in Spokane at the Spokane Comedy Club.
Spokane, 7th and 8th.
Boom!
One of the funnest clubs in the country.
They have a bathroom in the green room now, so it's perfect.
Nice.
Perfect Valentine's date.
Not inviting people in.
You know, they're talking about orange juice in Canada, too.
They're talking about, oh, I'm going to have to give you orange juice.
Screwdrivers, I guess.
In Canada, my French-Canadian grandfather, he would get an orange for Christmas.
What?
That's how removed we are from hard times.
It was a big deal.
And it wasn't even colored orange?
It was just an orange.
I know what you're thinking.
Chocolate orange?
No.
Just an orange.
And so Prime Minister Trudeau suggested giving up orange juice there, saying, you know, we're going to have to make some sacrifices.
He's just actually giving it up for something more homegrown.
And there was a PSA for it in the Great White North.
A message from the government of Canada.
In these trying times, some sacrifices need to be made, eh?
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