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It's a good slurp, but it's a slurpin' up Monday.
It was dangerous.
Which generally one wants to avoid because Monday is filled with xenoestrogens and toxins.
Disgusting.
What?
The science is out.
If you drink BPA plastic bottles, it might mimic estrogen in the body.
Or if you don't eat organic food, some of the pesticides might mimic estrogen in the body.
But when injected directly into a six-year-old's butt, however, We're a little murky in the science.
Thanks, Dr. Levine.
Hey, Gerald A. is here.
How are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
Never well, Cordoblack Garrett, except amongst no communities.
Yep, just don't forget it.
And Brian Cowan is here.
Brimming with testosterone.
I did my goblet squats.
Did you?
Look at my goblet squats.
Yeah, I go deep.
Well, that's usually for women who don't know how to squat really as a training method, but you're going to be performing.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I was admiring how tight my sweater was.
It was very tight.
I apologize for my tight sweater.
It shrunk.
Where am I?
Oh, yeah.
Huntsville, Alabama, ladies and gentlemen.
Home to NASA.
March 25, 26, 27.
Only if you like to laugh hard.
Yeah.
Big and Hungry podcast dropped today.
Look at that.
Wow.
You know what I mean?
He's doing so many things.
That's right, it's the Social Club on Patreon.
It keeps going.
We have a lot to talk about today, too.
George Floyd, we have a few questions for you.
Hey, have any of you tried fentanyl?
How does it compare to heroin?
I'm asking for a friend.
Comment below.
And we'll be talking about... Can you snort it?
I don't know if you can snort it.
Artie Lange broke his septum snorting heroin.
Yeah, heroin is different.
Fentanyl is all pesky.
I think it comes in a liquid form.
Does it really?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Someone send them to our P.O.
box.
Unmarked.
We'll be talking about that.
We'll be talking about the cancel culture.
Apparently it's going after Governor Cuomo.
Sarah Silverman apparently anti-cancel culture.
Oh good.
I don't even know her.
And so is Bill Maher now talking about the dangers of China.
It's almost like someone was talking about this before, as well as, what else are we talking about?
We have a lot, but mainly George Floyd and the riots.
But first, last night at the Grammys, because we have to address this, Lil Baby simulated a Black Lives Matter riot.
Anyway, here's a clip from what happened last night.
And then Cobra Kai.
Oh.
First off, I don't know what justice you're demanding.
And secondly, I'm pretty sure Biden doesn't understand you.
What?
The guy screwed up in his speech.
He screwed up the first word.
I didn't want to talk about the speech because it was Thursday.
He was meant to say, tonight.
He goes, to light.
Did he really?
No.
And it was one of those things where you could see on his face.
You know, someone who would be smart enough would say, like, to light.
Oh, well, say it from the top.
But instead, you could see on his face, he immediately wanted to check out and not finish the speech.
He goes, to light.
You know the thing!
Americans!
And he still had to do it.
It was like the boom goes the dynamite kid.
Hey, by the way, you saw that?
I don't know if you noticed this.
Bring up the side-by-side.
They were simulating bombing a Wendy's.
Which, by the way, they blamed on white people with the Rayshard Brooks shooting.
And the funny thing, they showed that clip right before them when we cut away.
They showed a guy being put down on the pavement and then just getting up and running away and then getting shot.
That's exactly what happened.
No, he body-slammed two cops and stole their weapon and ran away and pointed it at them.
Seems they missed a few slaps, a few Kimura attempts.
If you wake somebody up from a nap, I'm so grouchy.
I get super grouchy.
Not a morning person.
I will body-slam you.
Although that's impressive, too, because when I wake up from a nap, I need my tea.
I can't just go right into a body-slam.
No, you've got to have a little Tetley's.
That's how you hurt your back.
Perk yourself up.
That's true.
A little caffeine.
It's a nootropic.
Speaking of which, we'll just hit this really quickly.
Some of the most notable remarks here from Biden's speech before we get to Sarah Silverman and George Floyd, but you should watch the whole thing for yourself.
And when you watch it, you'll understand why he has had zero press conferences.
But there's also something at play more subversive that really should disturb us all as Americans.
America is coming back.
The development, manufacture and distribution of vaccines in record time is a true miracle of science.
If we do our part, if we do this together, by July the 4th there's a good chance you, your families and friends will be able to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood and have a cookout and a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day.
That doesn't mean large events with lots of people together, but it does mean small groups will be able to get together.
Oh, thank you, Uncle Joe!
Thank you!
We'll be allowed small groups?
Hey, uh, let everyone know in the... Hey, control room?
Back there, control room?
I don't know if you guys heard that.
Small groups.
Okay?
Space out, please.
That's not safe.
Small groups.
No.
I don't, like he's saying this, are Americans watching this going, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
like the background extra in Greece?
Small groups?
What, we've never not, we've never had anything other than large groups.
This is the only show that I know of that never broadcasts from anywhere else.
We didn't even stop doing team jujitsu.
I cannot believe that Americans out there are going, well, I'll wait for Biden's word
to see if we can have a cookout.
Are you out of your tree, sir?
By the way, do you remember what that holiday's about?
It's about throwing off an oppressive government.
So I think there's a correlation here.
Someone needs to get in a gyroplane on the White House lawn and Roman Candle into the window because no one gets hurt, but a message gets sent.
It's about the message.
No one else had Roman Candleflights as a kid?
No.
I immediately aimed it at my brother's face.
I got scared for a second.
People get hurt, Steven.
People get funny.
By the way, you can follow me on Instagram, LouderWithCrowdage, where you can follow me.
We have a lot of stuff there that you don't really get here since I've been banned from Twitter for a week yet.
Not permanent.
No explanation.
No explanation whatsoever.
Hold on, time out, time out, time out.
Is it permanent?
No, it's not permanent.
It's for another week.
Who told you that?
I think it's another four days.
Can you find that out?
Yeah, it says.
Is this like Joe's Crab Shack?
Like, free crab tomorrow?
Like, ah, we'll let you back tomorrow, but tomorrow actually never comes for you with Twitter?
You have a sad history with Joe's Crab Shack that we'll have to examine someday.
It's on the side of the buildings!
Right.
That you get free crab tomorrow?
Yes.
It literally says that.
I have no idea.
I don't go to Crab Shack or Long John Silver's.
I'm generally turned off because I used to go as a kid to McDonald's and they'd give me a crappy sundae.
I'd say, hey, make mine look like the picture.
But if I were at Long John Silver's or Crab Shack, I'd say, hey, make mine look like the picture.
Oh, it's a chewed up wrestler's ear?
You know what?
Try and make it better.
That's conk!
It looks like cauliflower ear.
By the way, the show is every morning, weekday morning, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
That's the best way to tune in so you don't have to be beholden to notifications.
Brian Cowan is here today, Dave Landau tomorrow.
Tomorrow is one year anniversary to celebrate 15 days to flatten the curve.
We'll be going through all the predictions, what came true, and then Dave Landau will be filling hosting Wednesday.
Thursday I go to have my heart all checked out at the Mayo Clinic, so I will not be here.
I apologize.
You got a big heart.
I have a big sweetheart.
I got a big heart that is compressed by my stupid chest.
Steven was showing me a special armbar yesterday.
And he mounted me. He's got a lot of power.
And his crotch was very hot. I just said it.
What in the world?
Listen, listen.
I know.
Twins. I have twins on the way.
Doesn't happen by accident.
Also, for those who are not Mug Club members, we will be getting Joe Louis here.
I don't want to say his name because he's asleep.
We'll try and get him in studio to do his impression of a fire engine, because every time a fire engine goes by, he
does this.
Every time.
Ha ha ha!
That's the old wolf I know.
There it is.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, he's pretty good impression.
It's a borderline purr.
Look at that.
But he's never done it when I've done it on my phone, the sound.
So we're gonna try and use the surround sound of the studio to see if we can get him to do it here.
Alright, anyway, so you let me know if that's something you're looking forward to.
They do that because they figured out why wolves do it.
They mark their territory and they're telling other wolves that this is our area.
Do you think he's like, you think this is like a throwdown?
Like he's hearing them say this is my area and he's like, nah, this is mine.
He's going, dude, I'm over here, you guys go over there, I'm over here.
That's not what Disney told me.
Disney told me that it was about love and they don't show you with the wolf tearing apart its baby wolf who couldn't make it to the pack.
Because that would be a mighty different Disney film.
How are you going to spell sex out in the clouds?
It's difficult.
You sick pedophiles.
Fakes effort.
Disney is.
I don't mean some secret pedophile ring.
I mean an open ring of hyperly sexualizing children.
I know, because I saw Little Mermaid when I was a kid, and when I saw the clamshell brassiere, I just got very comfortable.
This is my question for you today.
How did our country get to the point where you can work your entire life, you can provide for your family, barely, but a drug-addicted violent felon, George Floyd, Jesus Christ, to some, gets his family $27 million from refusing to comply with the police and overdosing on Chinese fentanyl?
Tell me before you see what we're talking about.
No justice, no peace!
I don't know what that means.
Like, you want to break me off a piece of that fentanyl?
I don't know if that's... I don't understand.
At this point when we're talking about justice, you guys are struggling.
$27 million.
We'll get to the toxicology report in a little bit.
That's the story I really want to talk about today.
But first, this is something that obviously is near and dear to our hearts.
Brian, myself.
Gerald, not so much.
But you know what?
You're welcome to talk.
Thank you.
Um, this last week, Sarah Silverman, for people who don't remember, Sarah Silverman made her entire living, made her bones, her career, through shock comedy, and then decided to slam the door shut behind her, pull up the ladder, and tell everyone else that they shouldn't be offensive, that they shouldn't be cutting edge, that we need to be careful about what we say, but now she is saying It's the absolutist-ness of the party I am in that is such a turnoff to me.
It's so f***ing elitist.
been their enforcer in chief in Hollywood. So here's her making the
comments about her disillusion with the Democrats.
It's the absolutist-ness of the party I am in that is such a turnoff to me.
It's so f***ing elitist. You know, for something called progressive, it allows
I don't know what you're saying.
I think I don't want to be associated with any party anymore.
What are you saying?
Steps toward all or f***ing nothing.
Again, righteousness porn.
I think I don't want to be associated with any party anymore.
It just, it comes with too much baggage.
So do your new shows.
That are not funny.
This isn't comedy anymore.
It's a one-woman show.
What does that mean?
I'm going to berate you and get an award.
Yeah.
But at least, I mean, Sarah, like, I know Sarah, and I actually really like her, and I think she's a hell of a comic.
I really do.
She was.
Yeah.
I don't know what happened.
Maybe she's not doing that stuff anymore.
I know she got, I think, kicked out of the TED thing, or she got stopped when she was doing a TED Talk because she was making fun of somebody who had Down syndrome.
Yeah.
I at least at least she's speaking about it.
But the one thing I noticed is that the path to redemption is to come back to the progressive party, right?
So so it's it's it's I that's the only thing I'd say is that, look, we got to we got to give him a path to come back.
But that means back toward Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm a bit real with y'all.
Didn't y'all hear that Biden's a party of unity?
Okay, well what does that mean?
You have zero point of view that's valid if you are on the right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm a bit real with y'all.
Didn't y'all hear that Biden's a party of unity?
Okay, well what does that mean?
Come over here or I'll Molotov cocktail y'all!
Oh, well.
It doesn't sound... Well, and she doesn't even apologize for her role in making it what it is.
I think that's the irony, is like, I have made this something that I don't like and I want to leave the party.
Yeah, it's like, the Democrat Party is... She's like, they're so elitist.
Oh, I wonder who's been talking about elitism.
You've called them Nazis and populist racists.
People talking about elitists, the swamp, those who no longer represent a government for the people, by the people, right?
This is something we've been Anyone should say, express themselves as they see fit.
And if there are consequences, that's part of it.
Nick Cannon brought up your old tweets.
Are you done saying anything that could be perceived as homophobic?
Yeah!
I'm done with that.
I think I can find other ways to be funny.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I used to say gay all the time.
Oh, that's so gay.
We're from Boston.
We go, that's what we say in Boston.
I have gay friends.
I just say gay.
And then I heard myself and I realized I was like the guy who said, what?
I say colored.
I have colored friends.
I say colored.
That book I just finished, Jews Don't Count by David Baddiel.
He is really insightful about the conceit of Jews are rich and how racist that is.
I look like the beautiful Queen Latifah.
Well, our president threw another party for himself, another rally full of laughs and cheering, all at the expense of a woman who shared her story of sexual assault.
Senators, please believe me when I say this is no longer a job interview.
This is a line in the sand, and you have to pick a side.
And the side is no longer Republican or Democrat.
Your vote is a statement.
Ironically, with Governor Cuomo, it's a face print in the sand.
Get down there!
You like it!
Okay, is it really?
Well, what about Cuomo?
What about Tara Reade and Joe Biden?
The inconsistency knows no bounds.
And we know this.
Me, Brian.
We know about cancel culture.
We know about all the fake Me Too that happens.
Believe all women now it's well you know Biden had to answer said let's let the investigation run its course oh wait hold on a second so either we have to go back to due process which is what we've always advocated and throw out all of the believe all women with no evidence or you find yourself in a tough spot this is the issue right now it's like look I understand and you want to be gracious but it's gotta sting a little bit Because you made sure that people like us weren't able to speak.
And by people like us, I mean half the country who elect presidents, not former vice presidents.
Also, now you have Andrew Cuomo.
When the left is using the word cancel culture now, unironically, you know that it was a political tool because now they're coming for them, the mob with torch and pitchfork.
The revolution eats its young.
It's a snake eating its own tail.
What a surprise.
I wouldn't put Cuomo young.
No.
The revolution eats its people.
Jerry, who, if they were the victim of their own nursing home policies, would be assuming room temperature.
But it's pretty hard to put on a bumper sticker.
Here is Cuomo right now.
Here's Cuomo.
I was saying he's old and he would die.
All right.
Here's a clip of Cuomo.
People know the difference between playing politics, vowing to cancel culture, and the truth.
Let the review proceed.
I'm not going to resign.
Well, it almost seems like we've heard this before, but you were the ones saying cancel culture is not a thing.
These same people would say, you know what, right now, look at the right talking about Dr. Seuss.
Cancel, these are silly issues. Look, look, the banning of books is a big deal.
And you can say, well, the company chose to do it, right, with Dr. Seuss.
The reason they chose to do it is because you guys put legal pressure and you boycott everybody into your dogmatic
secular religion.
That, to me, is more important than a stimulus because what's another few trillion dollars at this point?
I'm against it.
But once you start removing language, banning books, like on Amazon now... And they are.
You can no longer have books where people who transitioned... Yes.
Well, it was irreparable damage, which was banned.
Remember, if Amazon starts banning books, publishers are going to say to authors, they're going to say, you can't write that book because I can't sell that book.
No publisher is going to put money into a book that can't be sold on Amazon.
So it is de facto, not only burning books, not only censoring books, but you're going to stop people from, there's no incentive to write a book if I can't get it out there.
Right.
And what it's going to do, by the way, is create a parallel economy.
I think all of a sudden... The reason I like the marketplace is that now there's probably room for somebody else.
All right, don't do your Ben Shapiro advocating Bitcoin.
When you think of cryptocurrency and the dark web, well, actually, I've invested in it quite a bit.
And, well, Jews are more wealthy, but that's back.
Well, with cancel culture, the thing about Cuomo, the irony is, he killed, by his policies, he killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, and that's not why they're coming after him.
I want him to be canceled for killing grandparents.
I know!
At the very, the most that we know right now is inappropriate conduct towards women that was unwanted, right?
That's all we know.
I don't want to do the whole people alleging he's a rapist.
Right, right.
With Cuomo, I will say, you know what?
I don't think he deserves to be forced to resign for the accusations that we've seen.
I really don't.
But killing people, maybe that's something we should focus on.
For me, that's my intern's face print in the sand, is killing people.
Once we've gone past that... But you're talking about proportion now.
That's crazy, Tom.
You know, when they were talking about Cuomo, I read some of the allegations like he touched a woman's back inappropriately and said and asked personal questions.
And that person, I've read a couple of articles that they're calling that person a survivor.
I think that's a little bit insulting to women that have really gone through terrible things or just people who survived really life-threatening situations.
It's just, there's just no proportion, man.
How are you gonna make sense of just some guy coming?
I just can't it's survivor.
It's like tell us your tale of surviving.
I mean you put me in an order.
Slower bar.
In 2014, I was motorboated.
I asked for it, but I just after when I look, he wasn't very good.
He didn't have magic lips.
It's just like, honestly, you're going to tell me this is comparable to DJ?
And my wife, we were talking about this last night with my wife, she made a great point.
She goes, rape is horrible.
She goes, but when you're reading the story, he threw her on the ground, he forcefully raped her.
He said, that man should be put to death or buried beneath the train tracks.
She said, but these women, who didn't do anything back then, this is what my wife said, are weak women. She said if a man put his hand on my back
and asked me an inappropriate question right then and there I would yell at him or say why are you
putting your hand on my back. She got in trouble because she was in Morocco when she was doing
this semester abroad and this Muslim gentleman in Morocco grabbed her buttocks and she turned
around and screamed at him and said don't you ever do that and her actually I guess tour guide
whatever and her mom when she told her she said don't do that in Morocco.
You cannot do that in an Islamic country.
We will never see you again.
Just get away.
But my wife, that's her instinct.
She goes, if someone is actually sexually harassing you, meaning it's not violence, it's not overpowering, do something then.
Again, just one woman's opinion.
Hit the notification bell because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
Plus, I pin them with my crotch, so notifications are the only ones.
Listen, I can't help asserting my sexual prowess.
And something else, while we're talking about cancel culture, I feel like I'm in Bizarro World, like I've stepped through some cosmic bunny hole, because now we have Sarah Silverman saying, I can't believe, you know, it's so absolutist, and Cuomo going, I'm not gonna bow to cancel culture.
Your culture, your culture, more so than even your fake Italian culture and your nipple barbells, is cancel culture!
It's your raison d'être!
And now you have Bill Maher sounding the alarm about This is not a joke.
Now, about China.
China.
China!
Here you go.
Well, we're the silly people now.
Do you know who doesn't care that there's a stereotype of a Chinese man in a Dr. Seuss book?
China.
Half the country is having a never-ending woke competition deciding whether Mr. Potato Head has a d***.
And the other half believes we have to stop the lizard people because they're eating babies.
We are a silly people.
That's a false equivocation.
In San Francisco, it took 10 years just to get two bus lines through environmental review.
There's a progressive trend now to sacrifice merit for equity.
Colleges are chucking the SAT and ACT tests, and in New York, Mayor de Blasio announced merit would no longer decide who gets into the schools for advanced learners, but rather a lottery system.
You think China's doing that?
Letting political correctness get in the way of nurturing their best and brightest.
Those are real.
And so is China.
And they are eating our lunch.
Okay, a couple things really quickly here.
You see this with Sarah Silverman.
Let me explain.
You see Sarah Silverman, Cuomo, cancel culture, and now him talking about not using the SATs, lowering standards.
Okay?
So now we have three very clear examples.
Alright.
Has there been a single Republican who's pushed for anything other than merit-based education?
Never.
Has there been a single Republican who has pushed for hate speech laws or pushed for more censorship on Big Tech?
There might be a couple there, I don't know exactly.
Very, very few.
How many Republicans have been out there trying to get people banned for referring to something as gay or colored?
Which, by the way, you can say people of color, can't say colored people.
I go with colored people just because I only have so much time in the day.
So the issue here is, again, he's talking about China.
If only there had been a president who Bill Maher had mocked mercilessly for years, sounding the alarm on China.
And by the way, you said he was racist, and you said that there was a rising epidemic of anti-Asian hate crimes by white supremacists, which we just talked about last week.
85% of all violent crimes in the Bay Area, San Francisco, Yeah.
are committed by blacks against asians.
So I tell you what, if this is a byproduct of white supremacy, that is some powerful
third removed racism.
The white supremacists are so effective they've gotten black people to do their bidding against
Asians.
Or maybe, maybe there's some animosity against Asians because of people like you've talked
about in the New York legislature.
Because of people, for example, who've said Asians have to score higher on SATs, and they're turning them away in record numbers from universities like Brown and Stanford, and lowering the standards for black people.
And so black Americans go, yeah, why does he have what I got?
And it creates animosity against Chinese people who are one generation removed from, or two generations removed from their grandparents being in internment camps, and they are disproportionately wealthy because of their work ethic and having intact families, and you've told black Americans, because you see them through the prism of race exclusively, that the problem is, well, everyone hates black people, but everyone loves the Asians.
Well, they see them through the prism of being victims.
They lump all black people in as a victim, and that's insulting to black people.
Right.
They're often the perp.
Wait a minute!
That's not what I'm saying!
At the end of the day, Steven's not giving guys like Bill Maher and people like Sarah Silverman on the left a way back!
It's true!
I mean, stop putting up walls, Steven!
Stop building walls!
No, I think we need walls.
I don't want them in.
Hey, they're being converted!
I don't think they're being converted.
What they're saying is we need to be less absolutist so that Brian Cowan will check his privilege, make sure that he allows himself to be white shamed, use our cultural lexicon, and be a good little serf.
That's what they're saying.
But I'm half Italian and I'm Sicilian and my family were peasants.
They have short fingers made for working, you know, the field.
And the Moors?
You've got some ethnicity?
Yes!
I did my genome.
I'm not, you know, a Viking like yourself.
I'm not a Viking.
The common thread here is that the person that they hated and they were blinded by is now gone.
And now reality can kind of creep its way back in just a little bit.
And it's like, guys, you hated him so much that every one of you have done things against what you're saying right now.
Like, you have actually created the situation you hate.
Only because you hated Donald Trump, and we told you that while you were doing it.
The left has been systematically enabling and empowering China just to try and spite Donald Trump.
And I'm not even just talking about the Biden family members smoking crack with Chinese prostitutes, or Eric Swalwell banging Ming Ming.
By the way, how was that guy on an intelligence... Fang Fang.
How was that guy on an intelligence committee when he was banging Chinese spies?
Well, she was... To be fair, she was very hot.
I'm sure she was.
And she spoke fluent English, guys.
A man!
And she thought he was powerful.
He knew!
He's only one man.
He knew she was a spy.
My point is, I don't want to rely on that man for anything!
No.
I wouldn't let him watch my kids, let alone be on an intelligence committee.
So let's talk about what the left has done to enable China, because Bill Maher leaves that part out, right?
What do we have?
We have TPP.
The only person who opposed it was Donald Trump.
NATO doesn't see China as a threat.
You look at the policies with the UN.
You look at Donald Trump with the Paris Accord, saying China's building record, they're not going to respect, this isn't fair.
You look at Disney, of course, bowing to China.
You look at the NBA's billion dollar relationship with China, where they banned people who were protesting for the liberty of the Hong Kong people, their right to peaceably assemble.
Not to mention the WHO, the World Health Organization, who Dr. Fauci said are the most reputable source for available data Regarding COVID-19, they should be trusted.
Donald Trump said, we're not going to be funding WHO at all.
We won't be involved.
That was changed with Joe Biden.
This is the same.
If you care about human rights, no justice, no peace, keep in mind, this is the same World Health Organization, right?
Who don't even acknowledge the existence of Taiwan, and they're not even trying to hide it.
This clip, I've showed it to you several times, but it's still bone-chillingly scary.
Here.
Will the WHO consider Taiwan's membership?
Hello?
Hello?
Would it, would it happen?
Sorry, I can't hear you. I couldn't hear your question.
Okay, yeah. Let me, let me, let me repeat the question.
No, that's okay. Let's move to another one then.
Right. Because, because I'm, I'm actually curious on talking about Taiwan as well, on Taiwan's case.
Unbelievable.
And, and, and, you know, that interview was so polite.
Asians are often so politic.
Oh, wait, wait, let me repeat that question.
No, no, let's move on.
No, no, but how do you not know you want, how do you know you not want this question if you not hear question?
Let me make you hear question.
No, I just want to help you.
That's a good Italian accent.
Here's the thing you guys are keeping, not keeping in mind.
You can actually stream Disney in the re-education Uyghur camps.
And that's one, that's, that's something you don't realize.
That's a benefit.
That's how they got to the hundred plus million subscribers.
Yeah!
They're counting all of those guys.
In the million or so Uyghurs in concentration camps, which you never hear about, by the way.
I mean, that's a little hypocritical.
No, no, no.
You started to hear about it about a year and a half or two years after we were sounding the alarm.
Like, hey guys, you remember Rwanda?
And everybody thought, oh my gosh, this is terrible.
This is happening.
We're actually complicit in this.
You're complicit in China now.
We've known for a very long time.
But you know what?
At least they have Disney+.
So in between bowing to Mecca five times a day, they can check in with Mandalorian.
Oh no!
Where go Gina Carano?
So Gina Carano's a threat, but the Uyghurs, nobody brings that up.
I guess Disney+.
I've been bringing it up since 2009 because I visited Guantanamo Bay and I saw the Uyghur prison and they had an ocean side view.
Oh, did they?
And Xboxes!
Well, they make you watch Mulan as torture, so... The new version.
Did NATO interview any of the Uyghurs when they were talking about China not being a threat?
I don't think so.
They were too busy watching Mulan.
And we'll make a man out of you!
Well, listen, I don't know...
You can't do that now.
We have the technology.
You can't have it.
The king and I. Okay.
Hey, by the way, comment what your thoughts are.
What should we be doing about China?
Do you think that China... Just comment.
That's the best thing you can do here on YouTube.
Why are we talking about Russia and no one's discussing China?
I don't understand this.
Move the factories to India.
Why did Angela just walk in?
Do we know what's going on?
Is she helping with something on the show?
There's something going wrong?
She wanted to hang out.
Oh, okay.
Alright, never mind.
Alright.
And this is just my final point on this.
They're trying to act like cancel culture exists on both sides.
Nope.
Nope.
Listen.
People say, oh, Republican, you don't want cancel culture when you're trying to remove someone.
For a death threat on Twitter, right?
We're talking about following the law.
Overwhelmingly.
Cancel culture.
Banning people for unpopular opinions comes from the left, and it just so happens that they control Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Google, Apple, Amazon, and now they're banning books.
Great!
Good!
Progress.
We'll come along to it.
I'll tell you what.
Let's meet in the middle a little bit, Sarah Silverman, and just come out just once.
Protest the banning of books.
You do that, we'll give you a little bit of grace.
All right.
George Floyd, we'll move on to this here, his toxicology report.
People may not know this, but now it'll be admitted as evidence.
Revealed fatal levels of fentanyl in his system that causes lungs to fill with fluid, as well as methamphetamine, COVID, and over the weekend, the city of Minneapolis paid George Floyd, the family, $27 million in a wrongful death settlement.
So remember, kids, when chasing the dragon, if it's dirty, it's not heroin.
It's Chinese fentanyl.
And Chinese fentanyl is deadlier Thank you, PJ the Crack Muppet, but we gotta... And more awesome!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
PJ the Crack... Get rid of PJ the Crack Muppet.
I don't want him here.
I don't want him.
No, we have kids who watch this.
No, no, get rid of him.
Get rid of him.
Get rid of him.
We don't want YouTube to mark this as child-friendly.
Mmm.
Wow.
Can't believe it.
Mixing fentanyl and meth.
It's a problem.
He needs to get his life together.
It cuts through, though.
It keeps you kind of even-keeled.
So, fentanyl, COVID-19 in his system.
Here's just what, before we move on to this, why aren't we being consistent?
Fentanyl, methamphetamine, also THC, stuff like that.
Remember the Florida guy who died in a motorcycle crash?
He was listed as a COVID-19 death.
Why isn't George Floyd being listed as a COVID-19 death?
When we say, oh, it's Derek Chauvin, which again, the report doesn't show that he was killed by the pressure to his neck, horrible police training.
We know that drugs obviously would have interfered right now with COVID-19.
There would have been some comorbidities, I would imagine.
But COVID-19, and he was saying, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
Let me ask you this.
If you go to a hospital and you say, I can't breathe, I feel like I can't breathe, and then they test you positive for COVID and you die, you think they're going to list you as a COVID death?
Of course!
They listed a guy who crashed his motorcycle, drunk off his ass as a COVID death, and a guy in Michigan who tried to blow his head off with a shotgun as a COVID death.
But now with George Floyd, we want to believe the only contributing factor was a knee on his neck.
He did kneel on his neck for eight minutes.
Yeah, it doesn't help!
No, of course not.
Yeah, it's a terrible thing.
Hold on, I glossed over something really quick.
So, George Floyd had COVID-19?
Yes.
You said it, but I have not heard that before.
Yeah, he had COVID-19.
The Tax College Report shows he had COVID-19.
Yeah, but if you want me to lean on, I can kneel on anybody's neck here.
We'll see how well that goes for me.
I guarantee you, Neil, we're not going to die.
So yeah, that's the thing.
Do you think that's what killed him?
I do think that's what killed him.
I also think, though, if you're going to kneel on somebody's neck for eight minutes, that's shitty police work.
There isn't a cop in this country that agrees with that.
Except for the training pamphlet that they handed out.
That's how they train these police officers.
To kneel on the neck?
I mean, kneel on the body, but to... I know.
We can probably have them bring it up from the control room.
That's the problem, is they teach these police officers to kneel on the back of the neck.
And if you watch it, he has one knee on the ground, so all of his weight is on George Floyd.
It's horrible training.
We don't know.
We don't know, right?
Well, hold on, Brian.
Two things can be true at the same time, right?
He would have died of fentanyl.
And this is bad police work, right?
Yeah.
Both things can be true.
It doesn't mean that the officer, and we don't know yet, caused his death because I think the coroner's report comes out and says, well, his lungs filled up with fluid.
That didn't have anything to do with a knee on the neck, right?
And I'm not saying it was okay.
I don't think anyone should know that.
And I still think that if you're going to kneel on somebody's neck for eight minutes, you're going to pay a price for it and probably should.
No, I agree.
I understand.
I get the frustration with that, but you have to be able to separate out what actually happened.
And it's not saying that this is what you do.
This is what the left cannot and refuses to do.
They focus so much on one thing that they don't look at any of the other evidence.
Listen, have you looked at the entire George Floyd arrest tape?
I have.
So we showed it here.
The thing is, they were being very, very nice with him for a very long time.
They were.
They were saying, hey man, I'm not going to leave you by yourself.
Look, look, I'll open a window.
I can't breathe!
I can't!
My mom just died!
His mom just died.
He was acting very erratic.
The guy said, put your hands on the steering wheel.
Put your hands on the steering wheel.
He didn't.
He said, look, look, man.
I'm going to stay with you.
I'm going to stay with you.
I'm going to open the window.
And you get in the car.
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
And then it went to, he used the police training.
This is in the police manual.
That's why it's horrible to kneel on the neck.
Look, you still have, you had four dudes there.
There's got to be a better way to restrain somebody.
Of course!
You don't charge a guy with murder.
That can be true at the same time though, that's what I'm saying.
There was a better way, they should have done it differently, but did they cause George Floyd to die?
That's the question that we have to get to.
Also, nobody speak ill of our Lord and Savior, George Floyd Christ.
Marvin Hagler.
We're going to go on to the George Floyd and the riots.
Again, like you're saying, both things can be true.
Unfortunately, what you're talking about, that's been the entire narrative, and that's what justifies riots.
$2 billion in damages, 900 officer casualties, over 19 deaths because no one knows that this guy had COVID complications, lung problems, and fentanyl at lethal doses in his system.
Something that I just want to mention, Marvin Hagler, one of my favorite boxers of all time, died at 66 years of age this weekend after being hospitalized in the ICU.
Now, this is something that a lot of people don't know.
If you run a search on this, and I cannot confirm or deny it, okay?
But all the articles will say it's fake news, people saying that he died from complications with the COVID vaccine.
But here's where that comes from.
Tommy Hearns, and everyone knows, right?
The famous, the best first round ever in the history of boxing.
My dad was there, in the arena.
Oh, wow.
He was friends with, I was about to say Joe Louis, he was friends with Marvin Hagler for the rest of his life, and he tweeted the day before Marvin Hagler died.
He tweeted, hey, he'll probably be alright, but my best, my buddy Marvin Hagler, suffering from side effects from the COVID vaccine, send prayers and positive energy his way.
This was before he died.
So, you can speculate as to whether Tommy Hearns got bad information, but again, they were close for the rest of their life.
They became colleagues.
They had the most mind-blowing fights.
If people out there who are young, Generation Z, Millennials, go just watch Hagler-Hearns.
So this is where it comes from.
You can't say it's fake if it comes from someone's verified account who knew Hagler very well, and by the way, there's been no other information to corroborate or deny it.
So, just want to make that really clear as to why some folks are confused.
Also, here's the police procedure showing the kneeling on the neck.
That's what they show.
In other words, we can't hang a guy, lynch a guy if he's doing what he was trained to do.
Won't this all come out in court?
The good thing about due process is we get to have this conversation.
One of the cool things is that now we know he had that much fentanyl.
We've known that for a long time.
But everybody has to now take all those things into account.
That's kind of what I love about due process.
The problem is now you have jurists who are going to be afraid, even if they see the truth, because they know that their lives are going to be in danger.
That's the problem of public opinion taking place before the actual trial.
Which brings us to, look.
uh... even as if the family now twenty seven million dollars
uh... which to me that's you know significant uh... show days on trial now for manslaughter second and
third degree murder regularly they were originally the one to get first-degree
murder so i don't know how that works legally will have from a half-asian
lawyer on to talk about a plea down
uh... but what's been got the riots are still going on by the way so twenty seven
So 27, no justice, no peace.
Okay, here's 27 million and right now we're gonna have a trial, jury of their peers, second, third degree murder, manslaughter, right, which could result in consecutive sentences.
No, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna go burn the Walgreens!
Okay, I don't know if that's necessarily bringing justice to anybody, but you do you.
Keep it real.
So, let's go here.
We have Minnesota.
Friday night, there was a drive-by shooting in the George Floyd autonomous zone.
It's like Chazz, only more violent.
This is what happened.
There was a shooting in the autonomous zone.
Steve, you're such an agitator.
It is what it is.
Look, here's what happened.
So this is in the Minnesota Autonomous Zone.
Guy got shot.
Wouldn't let the cops in.
And so what happened is they carried this person who was shot.
They carried him out to the hospital.
The police couldn't get to him.
And this person died.
And I'm sure they just did a tremendous job of stabilizing that victim's spine.
And so by the time the cops arrived, the victim had been brought... died.
Here's a clip.
Get the f*** out of the car!
The cops can't get in.
Wow.
Look, this is in Minnesota where they don't allow cops in that area?
Yeah.
Apparently.
Wow.
That's helpful to those poor neighborhoods.
Yeah.
Ah, who cares about the neighborhoods?
Those people got something to say.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Tell me if I'm right about this stat.
Probably not.
I believe in 2019 or 2020, policing has gotten so good that of the 10 million plus arrests, only nine unarmed black men were actually Yeah.
Is this true?
I think it was 2018.
I think it was 8 or 9 and then there were 19 white people.
I mean, that's, if you look at, I'll take those odds if I'm playing the lottery.
I'll take those odds under any circumstance.
If you had a test and it was 10 million questions and you only got 9 or, you know what?
50 or 100 wrong.
That's not that wrong.
Is that an A?
It depends if what I got wrong came from a training pamphlet.
Well, that's not the problem that they point out.
They point out any black person.
Meaning, a person with a gun, who happens to be black, who is aiming it at an officer firing, if that officer shoots back, this entire room gets fixed.
I'm just saying that policing has gotten better as a result of the pressures from 2015 onward.
We know that it's gotten way better.
No, no, it was always pretty good.
Even before 2015, it was always a lie.
That's a thing.
That's a hell of an accomplishment if it's just nine people.
I'm not saying there isn't police.
It's still sad.
None of us, listen, we're all Christians here so we believe that everybody is flawed.
However, you can't just see people through the lens of race and cops because then, oh
wait a second, there are more, there's a higher percentage of cops who are black than the
actual percentage of black people in the population.
Oh, what do we do there?
More black people right now in the United States of America believe in at least as much
of a police presence as there's, or more.
I wonder why.
Maybe because of what you just saw in Minneapolis.
I'm sure the woman who lost her son probably wasn't too fond of the fact that some white antifa, and unfortunately, I hate to say this, but black people who go along with them because they think their allies shielded the police from saving her son's life and the paramedics.
I'm sure that black mom's not thrilled with it.
The hits keep on coming.
In Louisville, Kentucky, protesters intimidated young girls going to a, because this is privilege, this is systemic oppression.
When I think systemic oppression, I think we need to send a gaggle Of protesters to stop girls from going to a cheerleading competition.
You're comparing them to geese when you say gaggle.
They're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Canadian sad geese.
Spoke to a protest organizer who stands by what happened and a parent who says children should not have been involved.
Comments made as cheerleaders headed into a competition at the Kentucky International Convention Center Saturday have parents upset.
So now we go to Portland, where the hits keep on coming.
You're too flexible!
And hours after the... You know they had a barricade in Portland around the courthouse?
Hours after it came down.
Hours!
HOURS, SIR!
After it came down, Antifa and Black Lives Matter activists set the federal courthouse on fire while people were inside.
That's like the church in the Patriot.
Here's a clip.
Not to mention, of course, you remember in Los Angeles, the Molotov cocktails being thrown
at the drive-thru.
Here's a clip.
That's a music video.
And Wendy's is not healthy food, so... No, it isn't.
No.
I'm just saying.
That's your problem with that?
They don't use grass-fed burgers, and in my opinion, that's... They don't use the Beyond Meat.
That's murder.
That is murder.
And you know what's something else?
If you watch a lot of these protests, you see them?
You see guys with tactical vests?
And firearms, right?
And by the way, I have no problem with that.
I have a problem mainly with the burning of buildings, burning of the federal courthouse, destroying neighborhoods that harm black families and white families alike.
But I don't have a problem with someone exercising their Second Amendment right.
But the argument against Cal Rittenhouse is, why would someone be going down to these protests with a firearm?
Look, I saw dozens of people across the country, you can Google it yourself, you can run a YouTube search if the search still allows you to find it, of them walking around with AR-15s and tactical vests.
Hey, why don't we use that argument there?
Why are they going down to Black Lives Matter protests?
Why are they going?
Well, look, and I think it's actually legitimate.
Hold on a second.
I don't so much have a problem with you wearing a tactical vest and carrying an AR-15 as I do with you carrying said tactical vest and AR-15 on the way to burning down the courthouse with people inside of it.
That's my primary gripe!
Yeah, and do you think they were complaining about the guy who was trying to actually shoot Kyle Rittenhouse, who ended up shooting him in the bicep?
That guy had, I think, a gun in his hand.
You mean the serial pedophile?
Yeah, the criminal that actually had a weapon as well that they haven't said one word about.
Yeah, he was pointing at him and he hit him with his skateboard.
Did he have a weapon?
He had a gun in his hand and he was almost about to point it at Kyle Rittenhouse.
And they were trying to take Kyle Rittenhouse's gun, yeah.
And the guy had raped children.
He had?
Literally.
One of the guys shot had raped children.
Not put his hand on his back and said something inappropriate.
Raped young children.
Really?
Yeah.
These are the best of the best.
That's what I call a righteous kill.
That's what you would think.
I mean, that's what I call a righteous kill.
Yeah, figuratively.
Figuratively.
Yeah.
The other guy had just hit him over the head with a skateboard with the trucks right up on the noggin.
Just right on his head.
Yeah, he kind of died.
Yeah, he almost, he had sort of jumped in the air and tried to get his And you know, I kind of want to crowdsource this, so everyone out there, comment, where do you live out there?
Tell me the general area of where you live, and what have you seen this last weekend?
Because the riots have been picking up again.
Now here's what's interesting, again, when we're talking about cancel culture earlier, and we're talking about George Floyd, and we're talking about the double standard.
The media, these riots have been going on all weekend.
Courthouse, burned down with people inside.
The media is still talking about the January 6th Capitol riot, right?
That's what they still are focusing on, which lasted for three hours.
Lasted for three hours.
There's a montage, I guess.
Sorry.
They're still talking about the Capitol riot.
Here you go.
And tonight we were stunned when we learned that the Justice Department says it expects to arrest at least 100 more people in connection with the Capitol attack on January 6th.
More than 300 people have already been charged.
Authorities are narrowing in on two far-right extremist groups, the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys, as they investigate what happened on January 6th.
They show, for the Oath Keepers for example, that they were preparing for January 6th very
much as if they were heading to war.
And marauding through the Capitol looking for lawmakers.
The Washington Post reports that the extremists were minutes away from reaching Vice President
Mike Pence.
Sacre bleu!
So, it was three hours and thirty million dollars in damage.
And by the way, horrible.
Anyone who committed an act of violence.
Now, the one person shot was shot by Capitol Police.
And I'm not saying unjustifiably so, right?
We don't have the information yet.
We don't know what happened with the other five deaths because most of them seem to have happened several days later from natural causes according to their families and their own texts.
However, something a lot of people don't know.
So this happened once, right?
And keep in mind, when they say 93% of Black Lives Matter protests are peaceful, well first off, that's bullshit.
Second, there were hundreds of thousands of people at the Capitol, and you're talking about a group of dozens of people who went rogue.
And obviously people should be held accountable for their actions.
But they have more guards.
Not only more guards than at the border right now.
They not only have more troops than at the border.
They didn't have any troops.
It's not a disaster at the border, by the way.
They're sending FEMA, which is not a disaster organization.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're sending FEMA.
It's just like, it's fine.
It's just, it's just, think of it like a clown in a hazmat suit.
So they have not only at the state capitol, it went on for three hours total, no other legitimate threats since then.
It was something that happened spontaneously.
It wasn't a pre-planned Molotov cocktailing.
They have more troops, not only than at the border, they have more troops at the capitol than in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Combined.
That's because liberals love guns as long as they're in the hands of the state.
And military-grade weapons are fine in the hands of the state.
As long as the state's on their side.
And by the way, we have a problem with the militarization of police.
Okay, well what do I do if I have an intruder?
You don't need 20 rounds.
Call the police.
Which ones?
The racist police whose precinct we bombed?
I think that we're a little murky on the connect the dots on the back of the children's menu here.
Yeah.
Well, and just out of curiosity, I mean, we've Republicans or conservative groups have had several dozens of protests.
I'm trying to think back to the last time a conservative group got together to protest and it turned violent.
Yeah, no, this is the thing, they say, look at this, this is one time, one time, right, and these people were rogue actors, you did have some Antifa people in there, but I'm not saying they were all Antifa, believe me, I'm not going with that narrative.
No, no.
Every single tea party.
Nothing.
As a matter of fact, they left the place cleaner than they found it.
The Michigan rally.
And we were there too.
Nothing.
Right?
Nothing.
Every major protest, Black Lives Matter, every single major city that has had a protest has had millions in damages and usually a death or two, certainly officer casualties or serious injuries.
Every.
Single.
Major.
City.
93% people.
So, let's compare the Capitol riots to, with these riots, the numbers are minimum $2 billion in damages, right?
Minimum 900 officer casualties.
Minimum 19 lives lost.
Over the riots, just over the summer, we have no idea what's going to happen right now.
What do you think is going to happen when they don't find this guy guilty of murder?
Which is very likely, considering the evidence at hand.
What do you think is going to happen?
Why do you think there's an ammo shortage?
And here's something else funny.
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler.
I always get Portland and Seattle mixed up because they're both just cities.
Just white people with bad tattoos and insensible shoes.
And speak for black people.
Outraged for black people.
Elbowing black people out of the way.
They are to black people that are non-alcoholic at an AA meeting.
Just glad to be here.
LA, the protests were an event.
I swear to God, for white people, they were like, there's a protest?
I'll bring the sunblock.
Let's do this.
It was unbelievable.
Do you think it's passe to bring back my Rodney King sign?
Do I have to do a new one?
I don't know.
Where are the rhinestones?
Let's go tag that bodega in the neighborhood I'd never drive through, much less live in.
So Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler, which is just such a, it's just such a white name.
Yeah.
Ted Wheeler.
Ted Wheeler.
Hey.
Hey, black folks.
Ted Wheeler.
He's on your side.
Ted.
There's been injustice against blacks!
Looks like it's time to call in the wheel.
Let's call Ted.
Damn it, Ted.
You're rogue, Ted.
You're a loose cannon.
I'll have your desk on my badge, and my badge on your desk, and your gun.
Damn it, I do things my way!
Damn that Ted.
These blacks have been kept down far too long, but Ted Wheeler does it Ted Wheeler's way.
And he just goes out, and they're like, oh, man, oh, I see a nice car.
Well, yeah, now it's getting jacked.
Oh, but I'm one of you.
Oh, good.
You can be one of us riding the bus, motherfucker.
So.
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler just requested $2 million to fund, quote, proactive policing to combat the huge rise in gun violence.
What a surprise.
I mean, um...
Do they really think that we're not going to see what's happening by just, like, when they say, pro-act, we want some more money.
We're defunding the police.
Everyone's like, I think that's pretty stupid.
And then they go, it looks like it was pretty stupid.
I know, we need more money, but we'll just say we need it for proactive policing.
Like, you'd sneak it in on us like we wouldn't know that your screw-up led to a rise in crime and now you know that you need the cops?
They're looking around going, oh man, my policies really suck, but not apologizing for any of it and saying, oh, we just had this random spike in crime.
We need two million dollars for preemptive constipling.
I have a theory though.
Every time I hear, and I'm not talking about black people here, I'm just talking about when I hear white wokers who are talking about defunding the police, and I've done a study, I usually just look at them, they almost always look like people that have never done any kind of a sport and never been punched in the face.
And that's significant because I think you have to have some idea of what real violence feels like.
You know what I mean?
It just makes you a little more afraid.
Yeah, I feel like there should be an initiation where they should be hit in the face with a snare drum.
Maybe.
But there's also a theory that liberals tend to, like sort of the liberal mindset tends to think that when you take all restraints off a human being, they flourish.
And a conservative mindset is that we're flawed people, and if you don't have some rules, people do crazy stuff.
Right.
We're very evil.
You know, it depends on your philosophy on what you believe.
The point is, let's forget about investigating these rioters, let's have preemptive constipling, and let's make sure that Black Lives Matter is yet again nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Justice.
So I'm washing my ass.
Oh.
What was that?
What?
What the?
What was that?
Tocanawa?
No, it was nothing.
What's happening, Tocanawa?
Are you using the work computer again?
And I'm washing it very fast, and I just got my nails done, and they were so pointy.
This is on your computer.
Wow.
Do you know that I stabbed my asshole?
Oh, by the way, yeah, nominated for a Grammy.
I can't tell the difference between Cardi B and Megan the Horse.
Megan the Stallion, sir.
Does she know what a stallion is?
Does she know that a stallion is a male horse?
Shouldn't she be Megan the Mayor?
I think so.
Megan the Mayor that looks like a stallion.
That could be a little more anatomical.
Although, are we talking about the difference between male and female?
Let's see.
Tends to be... That's a little offensive to people who live in France.
No, no, you're wrong.
Hold on a second.
You've made an assumption.
Because we can't say it on YouTube, but they can be nominated for a Grammy.
Nobody likes a hmm-hmm boy, right?
Could also be a surgically altered... Which is, if you haven't... It could be weeping.
A weeping?
A weeping front hole.
We've all had an open poison ivy.
Your front hole is weeping.
That sounds like a euphemism.
I hope that you use ExpressVPN by the way.
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But Steven, it has the acai berry in it.
Ah, yes, well, the problem with acai is that it comes from Brazil and I don't trust them.
So!
That's the problem with Brazilian jiu-jitsu, there are too many Brazilians.
I don't mean a race, I mean the country.
Hey, why you talk?
You want to fight?
Hey, I used to be fan, you show my club.
But now, I don't know, okay?
I'm not, I don't want to be your friend.
That's a good Chinese accent, Steve.
I think I was going for Korean.
I just feel like he was being stereotypically Chinese right there.
I'm sorry.
I keep seeing, look at my tits and my sweater.
Get the camera off me.
I'm throwing the sweater away.
Don't dry your sweater, kids.
That's the theme of this show.
That's the theme of the show.
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I know.
I identify as a man, but I'm a kid.
While we're talking about who's looking out for you, so we were talking about China, cancel culture, because now they're going, oh, oh, oh, Bill Maher's saying we need to do something about China.
Well, you know what?
Someone was kind of looking out for us talking about China, Donald Trump, Republicans, this show for a very long time.
And now they're talking about who's looking out for you when it comes to guns, gun safety.
This is something that to me, okay, look.
I want I'm gonna I'm gonna go a question to you guys but let me you're about to hear this and I want to hear any argument and maybe you can provide one for the other side of this there are some times where I go I understand why they believe this because you know they think abortion up until nine months and including after birth because they're just selfish assholes right and I go so I understand where they're coming from this is one I don't under and I don't actually but there's some positive like they want a progressive tax rate okay student loan I understand where they're coming from they don't ask the question why is college so expensive we just want to buy votes This is one where they're talking about gun control, and that's the next big push, and we'll be focusing on it.
Thursday, 17 Democrats voted against a Republican representative, I want to make sure I get this, Ben Klein.
He had a motion to recommit Bill H.R.
8, okay?
So what he is looking to have added to recommit this bill is, this is something it would seem that it should be bipartisan.
Four, basically when illegal immigrants try to purchase a firearm illegally, that it alerts, that the ATF alerts ICE.
Basically, it's just putting out the butterfly net for them felons.
Seems like we should all be on board if we're talking about background checks and limiting magazine capacity.
Let's just make sure that the MS-13, not the best or the brightest, aren't purchasing firearms in this country illegally.
Here is the proposed recommitment in his own words.
Thank you, Mr. Speaker.
Enough is enough, which is why I rise in strong opposition to H.R.
8 and offer a motion to recommit the bill.
This bill is nothing more than a coordinated effort by the authoritarian left to strip away the constitutional rights guaranteed to Americans by the Second Amendment.
Instead of criminalizing the innocent actions of law-abiding gun owners, American citizens, we should be focused on stopping real crime in our local communities and enforcing the laws that are already on the books.
One way we can do that is by ensuring that ICE is notified when unlawful aliens attempt to purchase a firearm illegally.
I like him, but I don't like that he's wearing a mask.
I prefer if he'd have gone Rand Paul or Rand Paul wasn't wearing a mask.
They were like, motion to make Representative Paul wear his mask.
I don't care.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to eat my cookies here on the floor.
I hope I don't get crumbs all over your mask.
That's Rand Paul.
I love him.
They gotta change out the mic every time.
Every single time.
So look, here's the thing.
These 17 Democrats, they're the only 17 remaining I believe of 19, I don't know if I have that right, but I know that these 17 voted for the same motion back in 2018.
And they got a bunch of crap from AOC.
Look, this is something, so let me get this straight.
We're talking about HR 127, Sheila Jackson Lee, we did a whole segment on her.
Who's proposing this crazy gun control law where they want to basically turn the rest of the country into California.
Make it nearly impossible to purchase firearms so that you can protect yourselves.
Indefinite wait times.
You can go back and watch our whole segment on it.
And tell you where your guns are.
You have to actually publicly state where you keep your guns in your house.
Next to my porn.
What?
Who said that?
So they know exactly where to Molotov cocktail the building.
Or rob you.
So they want to take away the right of sovereign American citizens who were born here who follow the law, their God-given right, your God-given right to self-preservation, but they don't want, when illegal immigrants would be purchasing the same said firearms, only it's illegal because they're here illegally, they don't want to Actually track those people.
So they want to make sure that we can track you, you, me, not only how many firearms we have, not only tracking how many rounds we have in some places like California, where it is in your house on a national registry, but oppose simply alerting the organization in charge of illegal immigration.
Why?
Why?
Because illegal immigration results in crime and black markets.
They oppose that because they need to purchase a voting base.
If someone out there can find any argument, please, liberals, anyone who watches, I don't know, Stelter, any of these progressive shows, there really aren't many on YouTube anymore that are very successful, but the point, anyone out there who can make the argument, make the argument as to why we shouldn't just be catching illegal immigrants, especially, by the way, if they're an illegal immigrant and they're dumb enough to fill out a background check, look, they're not going to be your next software engineers!
Send them and their teardrop tattoo back to Honduras!
I think if you're that into decriminalizing the border, you should be forced to take in a family that you're fighting so hard for.
Maybe just give them a key to your front door or take the front door off your house.
If you don't believe in any kind of borders, I think borders are reasonable.
I don't want kids in cages, etc.
But if you really believe that, put your money where your mouth is.
If you're one of these Democrats that's voting for that, then how about making a room in your house for just one of those families?
Or just one person.
How about that?
Have any of them done that?
Here's the other comparison, right?
What is this?
Buy one, get one free on crime?
Like you get to commit two crimes before we actually prosecute you.
You have to go to a third crime?
Okay, so here's the thing.
I'll break into your house and I'll steal your money.
That's two crimes, right?
You can't do it because you're white.
Breaking and entering and then theft.
But you can't prosecute me because I haven't committed that third crime.
And then, by the way, depending on where you are in a sanctuary city, you can fill up our prisons and Democrats are still against deporting violent felons in our prisons.
Look, this is the issue, and I've talked about this before when it comes to abortion, okay?
Let me really clarify it, too, when it comes to illegal immigration.
With abortion, sometimes Christians, or specifically Catholics, will get mad at me because they think I'm conceding ground where I support abortion in cases of rape and incest.
No.
What I'm doing is when someone says, well, what about rape and incest with abortion?
I respond with, okay, if we allow abortion, let's say we allow it for rape and incest, okay?
You won't hear any argument from me.
Would you then be okay with banning all the ones that will not?
Well, then don't bring up rape and incest.
That's not what you care about.
Same thing where they say, what about children?
What about dreamers?
Okay, look, how about this?
Okay.
If we were to say that every single child whose parents, who were used by their parents as basically an anchor baby so that they could remain here illegally indefinitely, that we'll give them a pass, would you be okay with deporting already convicted violent felons who are illegal immigrants overcrowding our prison systems?
Or at least alerting ICE when illegal immigrants try to purchase an illegal firearm?
No!
Then don't tell me it's about children!
You don't care.
Don't get bogged down in that quagmire, because it's not about kids, just like abortion is not about rape and incest.
Don't let them get you off track.
The left today believes that someone should be able to walk across the border that doesn't exist, that isn't protected, not necessarily have to pay taxes, not be on the books, come into this country, claim citizenship when and if they want to, or if they don't, still receive all the societal benefits, whether it's welfare, EBT, health care, right?
No way to track them, and They believe that they should be able to purchase a firearm, which you should never be allowed to purchase, not be alerted to the authorities, and commit crimes, and remain here in our prison system, which, by the way, is compared to Honduras, El Salvador, Salvadorian or Mexican prisons, an absolute resort, okay?
It's like Club Med with a boyfriend in your room.
Well, they want to talk about white privilege.
It sounds like there's illegal immigrant privilege.
In a lot of these cities, that's the best thing to be.
We're not going to deport you if you're convicted of a crime.
We're not going to actually make it a crime to do really anything that's a crime.
For everybody else, to buy a gun illegally is a crime.
It's the second crime to being an immigrant, buying a gun illegally.
And then, we're going to put you up.
Not to mention taxes.
Do you know how much of a luxury that is?
Everyone, we're approaching tax season.
Do you know how much of a luxury it would be for my accountant to be like, all right, hey, you've got to pay your taxes now by April, amigo.
No.
Not so much.
Nah.
I don't think so.
Maybe a little bit.
No, I don't feel like paying taxes.
Sounds fine by me.
That's the Democratic Party of today.
Alright, we have to get going here pretty soon.
Ryan Callum is going to be where?
Huntsville, Alabama.
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Look, thank you for doing the bare minimum, but still.