Nov. 17, 2023 - The Liberty Broadcast
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| We are going to defeat the globalists very bigly. | |
| This game is mostly peaceful. | |
| Woo! | |
| Ah! | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population. | |
| Oh, big deal. | |
| I'm taking you down, rapist. | |
| I did not have sexual relations with that saxophone. | |
| Download it now at alexjonesgame.com because as we all know, anything badass gets censored! | |
| That's true. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| We're gonna watch a chase. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's up, everybody? | |
| We are going to... | |
| We have the Liberty Broadcast. | |
| We're gonna check out this game together if you're awake this late. | |
| I can say that I like the music. | |
| This looks really cool because on my TV, the light goes all the way around the screen, which looks awesome. | |
| Do you see that? | |
| Drums? | |
| The light all the way around. | |
| It looks really cool. | |
| All right. | |
| Yep. | |
| There we go. | |
| Can I control this? | |
| Or do you have to control it? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright, so we'll just do the campaign. | |
| Move, aim, jump, and shoot. | |
| Got it. | |
| Move, aim, jump, and shoot. | |
| Little Dr. Dr. is first impossible to turn everyone that we gave from by injecting you with an mRNA LGBTQ Tadpole technology vaccine that depletes your testosterone and turns you into a rainbow amphibian. | |
| That was pretty funny. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I haven't seen, like, I haven't watched a new gameplay. | |
| Do you have to hurry? | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I need to figure this out. | |
| Do I have only certain skills? | |
| There's so much ammo. | |
| Awh grips with Sorry guys, I kinda sucked. | |
| Is he throwing a knife right now? | |
| Is that what that is? | |
| Infinite ammo. | |
| Oh, that's awesome. | |
| What it looked like? | |
| Ah shit. | |
| Ah, what? | |
| I can't shoot. | |
| I can't do anything. | |
| I can't stop. | |
| I can't do the controllers not working. | |
| It's not? | |
| Oh no. | |
| Sorry guys. | |
| I really brought you here to watch Alex Jones get vaccinated. | |
| There he goes. | |
| Awesome. | |
| All right, okay. | |
| Holy moly. | |
| My business is fake. | |
| What is wrong with me? | |
| I can just hold it down. | |
| I'm getting it out now. | |
| My God. | |
| Holy crap. | |
| The answer to 1984 is 1776. | |
| What? | |
| What's happening? | |
| No, I can't. | |
| I'll eat your ass. | |
| My controller's not working again. | |
| Alright, that's me. | |
| That's probably me fucking you up. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Oh no, it's a gay front! | |
| All right. | |
| What the? | |
| The Leafs don't want you to know this, right? | |
| The Ducks are a park for free. | |
| You can take them home. | |
| I have 558 guns. | |
| Oh, this one does have an ammo count. | |
| Okay. | |
| How do you get that game, Bob? | |
| Oh, yeah, they're stupid. | |
| Stupid bitch, stupid bitch! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| The cave paint! | |
| Oh, I got a boss or what? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Is he ever gonna die? | |
| His life was so huge! | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh I suck! | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| So, on in a battle. | |
| Yeah, there you go. | |
| Ready, ready! | |
| Go, go, go! | |
| Take the people, you should be testing on your dogs. | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| I'm going to lower the world's population! | |
| Ha ha ha! | |
| I got excited to get your computer, Slipton! | |
| *laughs* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* | |
| *jumpscare* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* *jumpscare* Hell yeah! | |
| Alright, I was in time, Jai, Tossie! | |
| Control and demolition! | |
| *jumpscare* | |
| Another time! | |
| I'll eat your burger! | |
| I'll eat your burger! | |
| The answer to 1984 is 1770. | |
| Say hello to my boyfriend. | |
| No! | |
| Oh shit, they burp gay? | |
| Yeah, they were burping gay! | |
| Oh, whoa. | |
| Oh no, they got all the-The lottery is rigged! | |
| I like how he scabs. | |
| When he gets real close, he can just scab people. | |
| I got him! | |
| Bam! | |
| That's the trick right there. | |
| Machine gun. | |
| It's Dr. Kruger, I'm so scared. | |
| Oh, look at that spot, James. | |
| so | |
| oh oh that was my fault i should have known | |
| better i love needles get you get you 10 boosts | |
| death can't stop | |
| whoa i can stop it i am prepared to single handling defeat big big hazard and | |
| free the patriotic americans from the mass center ship now Oh, San Francisco! | |
| Ready, ready! | |
| This is just... | |
| Go! | |
| Go! | |
| You can't use this! | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll destroy you! | |
| Look, they're like... | |
| Zomber! | |
| What the hell? | |
| What the hell is this guy doing? | |
| He's like... | |
| They're like puking his thing, throwing? | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Oh, they're all of us people! | |
| They're overdosing! | |
| Machine! | |
| Uh-oh! | |
| They're turning the friggin'frogs! | |
| *laughs* *laughs* | |
| *laughs* *laughs* Death can't stop! | |
| *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *clap* Machine! | |
| Machine! | |
| *clap* *clap* *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* WOOOOO! | |
| Say hello, wonderful. | |
| *creepy sounds* WOOOOO! | |
| WOOOOO! | |
| WOOOOO! | |
| *creepy sounds* Yeah, this is pretty action packed. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Oh no, no, no, no, oh, oh. | |
| That, that was so stupid. | |
| There we go. | |
| Huh? | |
| *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* Oh, yeah. | |
| *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* Oh, wow! | |
| Wow, these globalists are taking over, man. | |
| *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* Jamie, check out those game rocks. | |
| *creepy sounds* Super Metal Vitality? | |
| *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* *creepy sounds* AHHH! | |
| AHH!! | |
| PAAAHHHHHH!!! | |
| WHAT THE FUCK!! | |
| They're turning the friggin'trunks! | |
| Oh wait, I'm supposed to do this right? | |
| Shoot at the ground, shoot at the ground! | |
| Oh, oh it's a bunch of shit! | |
| AHHH! | |
| They're taking the wrong shit! | |
| I'm supposed to throw that guy! | |
| Oh my god, how do I get it? | |
| They're climbing so low! | |
| Oh, they just all dumped me! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, it's gone! | |
| Okay, I'm gonna kill you! | |
| Oh, it's gone! | |
| Somebody stole it. | |
| I got stolen by a homeless person. | |
| I should have known. | |
| Search engine building. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Dude, it's everywhere. | |
| Say hello, Tom and I'm afraid. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Say hello to my group. | |
| Oh, they're just coming at us. | |
| That kid. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I slashed the kid. | |
| This is a spankist big might be in a woman. | |
| A woman. | |
| Paul McCartney, that took me years ago. | |
| You can make him shoot faster if you actually. | |
| Machine, machine. | |
| All right. | |
| You gonna shoot all these trumps in for you? | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| My bad, I didn't attack it! | |
| I don't know. | |
| Take out your shot. | |
| Put on the VR goggles. | |
| I will join the Matrix. | |
| You will be silenced. | |
| What the hell? | |
| You suck dick lizard nerd! | |
| I'm saving the mission complete! | |
| We did it! | |
| We did it! | |
| We made it! | |
| You wanna go? | |
| New record! | |
| Oh, it keeps score? | |
| I guess, but good job. | |
| Do you guys want to try? | |
| Okay. | |
| Jeffrey Epstein may be gay, but his hands are still ripe and full of pedophiles and satanic child sacrifice. | |
| Babies are being kidnapped. | |
| Not on my watch. | |
| Babies are being kidnapped. | |
| Babies Say hello to my little friend. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| The answer to 1984 is seven plus nine. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're turning a part of drugs Oh shit Oh shit Oh fuck I could've avoided that *Heading* | |
| This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is my woman! | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| She got the super ball back here! | |
| Shit! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Had to risk it Say hello to my friends Ohhhhhhhhhh Oh my god! | |
| Am I gonna need that? | |
| Like, do you get double? | |
| Oh, Big Bear! | |
| I'm taking you down, now! | |
| I'm taking you down, now! | |
| Where are you? | |
| Oh, oh! | |
| Say hello to my friends Oh, what the-Total warming is a ho! | |
| I just could just continue with. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I did not have sexual relations without a saxophone. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Damn. | |
| Ah. | |
| The moon landing was a hoax. | |
| I did not have sexual relations with that saxophone. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| You just have to shoot him a thousand times. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| I'll eat your head. | |
| Take that, pedo. | |
| I got him. | |
| Woo. | |
| Give me that. | |
| Alpha power. | |
| I'm innocent for innocent babies Oh, | |
| Oh, it just devils my ammo. | |
| Come on, Trump. | |
| Come to save me. | |
| Oh, the babies! | |
| The Crooked Wicked belongs in hell! | |
| Shitter! | |
| I killed my soul, he died! | |
| I killed my soul, he died! | |
| Woo! | |
| Ahahaha! | |
| I killed my soul, he died! | |
| Oh! | |
| Oh, they're gonna be singing. | |
| Come on, they're gonna sing. | |
| Mission complete! | |
| Mission complete! | |
| I just keep picturing how it's gonna put the sound in. | |
| Doing the... | |
| Hilarious... | |
| It was so good. | |
| That was pretty good. | |
| Pretty good. | |
| Cool. | |
| Castro Jr. is also trying to force experimental shots. | |
| All looking like a fruitcake in the process. | |
| The Canadian nations are protesting the oppressive Canadian government. | |
| All of their funds have been frozen by the new border base until the citizens were lit. | |
| Castro He's in the He's in the tank. | |
| He's in the battle tank. | |
| What do I gotta do? | |
| Fuck the truck up. | |
| Oh sh... | |
| Machine. | |
| It's a new world order truck. | |
| Oh. | |
| Uhhhhhh. | |
| Gay frog, gay frog. | |
| Ah! | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| We're the gay person. | |
| We're the gay frog. | |
| Alex Jones is saving the world. | |
| *laughs* Say hello to my little friends. | |
| Alex Jones, you are a hero. | |
| You are a hero. | |
| *clicks* *clicks* *clicks* | |
| That gives you a little warning. | |
| When they're coming. | |
| Alex! | |
| This is the spacious big Mike being a woman. | |
| Hey! | |
| Paul McCartney died 50 years ago! | |
| No! | |
| It's the two fake news, Jensen. | |
| What will I have to end reports? | |
| You are a dangerous apprentice. | |
| Machine. | |
| Ow! | |
| Sorry. | |
| Well you lost the tank. | |
| I lost the tank. | |
| I can't move. | |
| I can't move. | |
| There's a glitch. | |
| There's a glitch. | |
| What the hell? | |
| Sorry guys, there is a... | |
| Okay, so the controller works. | |
| Weird thing happening. | |
| We've entered a new dimension. | |
| the frozen all right well all right Oh, that's weird. | |
| The options thing doesn't stick on the thing. | |
| Oh yeah, I'm sure there's like some bugs that probably still need to be worked out. | |
| Well, yeah, if you restart it, well, let's keep our comments. | |
| Let's answer that question for you guys. | |
| Go to quit? | |
| I did. | |
| Oh, it didn't quit? | |
| Does it save? | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| A level slot? | |
| Can you go to levels that you haven't made? | |
| Yeah, it looks like you just go to your level. | |
| Next time. | |
| Man, I was already at the final bus. | |
| Castro Jr. must be overthrown! | |
| Canada protest! | |
| Go! | |
| Unphrase their money, you communist scumbags! | |
| They're turning the friggin'throbs! | |
| Say hello to my little friend. | |
| They're turning the friggin'throbs! | |
| What the hell? | |
| I need to back up! | |
| That's not easy. | |
| The moon landing was a hook. | |
| Oh! | |
| Whoa! | |
| These gates are really good! | |
| What is going on? | |
| Alex Jones is saving the world Machine gun Alex | |
| so Alex, you are a hero! | |
| *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of a hero* *Sounds of | |
| a hero* It's a special issue! | |
| You're just locked in your house. | |
| Why do you have these cops too? | |
| Machine gun. | |
| No one is talking about your eyes. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. | |
| We made it. | |
| Play grower! | |
| Oh hell yeah! | |
| Rift! | |
| Death can't stop! | |
| Paul McCarty died 50 years ago! | |
| Oh hell yeah! | |
| Super Metal Vitality Atterator! | |
| Super Metal Vital Vitality Atterator! | |
| *Owner* What are these hands? | |
| *Owner* You're in Canada still. | |
| *Owner* *Owner* *Owner* I just died stupidly a couple of times there. | |
| *Owner* *Owner* *Owner* *Owner* You're going down, *Owner* *Owner* No one is chasing your rights. | |
| *Owner* Dude, this dude's hard to kill. | |
| *Owner* What the hell? | |
| *Owner* *Owner* *Owner* *Owner* | |
| Save grandma We're a master save grandma Oh | |
| No Right We're | |
| freezing your money For your safety. | |
| Mission complete! | |
| We did it! | |
| *Bell rings* *Bell rings* *Bell rings* | |
| This is it, folks. | |
| The New World Order Headquarters. | |
| Where every slimy, dirty, traitor, no good, no good, scumbag, Hitler. | |
| To their planning, Dave of Switzerland. | |
| They're scheduled to drop a case. | |
| And it will turn the entire world into soft mushy amphibians. | |
| They want us to be gay. | |
| And I say no! | |
| Never will I bear with Satan! | |
| This is a war on our souls. | |
| A war on God. | |
| I would be going to add. | |
| I literally should be at. | |
| Ready. | |
| We should have a cartoon. | |
| Go. | |
| Look when you make that. | |
| I want one inside God. | |
| Where are these guys? | |
| Am I killing cats now? | |
| Oh gargoyle. | |
| No No No | |
| I like those little ambushes Pretty good Woah woah woah woah woah woah This is just fake as Big Mike being a woman I'll eat your ass Woah Stupid bitch Oh | |
| Woah Woah woah woah woah woah | |
| Woah woah woah woah woah Dude Woah Calm down dude Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Woah woah woah woah Woah woah woah woah Everybody just calm down Stop the show Just look I gotta stop Stop coming out of this pit I gotta stop coming out of this pit Stop Stop Everybody just calm down Where am I? | |
| I'm in hell Shit I'm in hell Shit I'm in hell Shit I'm in hell Shit I'm in hell Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Ahhhh I'm in hell Stupid bitch Stupid bitch Stupid bitch Ahhhh These guys have gotta go Alright | |
| We know you have not to kill you not to come This is a time of happy man | |
| We know you have not to kill you not to come This is a time of happy man We know you have not to kill you not to come This is a time of happy man Got it Okay. | |
| Yeah! | |
| They're turning a friggin'frog! | |
| Yeah! | |
| that way. | |
| 죄 under Toad runs the last. | |
| The answer to the next game is 1777. | |
| This is really hard. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want one with the last shot. | |
| Squid See all those points? | |
| Oh! | |
| Made it happen Super Mario Fatality! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Oh no! | |
| The new order is taking over and resistance is your time Oh I don't know how to get away from all this You will be happy | |
| Oh, oh, okay Holy cheese Oh, they actually follow you Okay, that's not good at all Otherwise Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Oh no! | |
| I just killed myself Twice in both Three times in both You will be an easy pie I like triple suicide I'm like I'm like Triple suicide I'm like I'm like I'm like Triple suicided myself And just like Jumped in the lava How? | |
| Like Did you just beat all this? | |
| so now what oh I have to do for the point at you yeah yeah yeah | |
| yeah Move move! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Say save to the alpha alpha alpha! | |
| You are only senat! | |
| Ah shit! | |
| Ah shit! | |
| Those things fall into the spheres. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm coming! | |
| Ah shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| You will be happy. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| I'll eat your ass. | |
| I'll eat your ass! | |
| Ah fuck! | |
| Ah shit! | |
| The New World Order is taking over and resistance is futile. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| The New World Order is no more. | |
| Mission complete! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| New record! | |
| The only record. | |
| Alright. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's that? | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| We beat the game! | |
| That's why it was so hard. | |
| Oh, but then you can like | |
| set it to like different levels are away I thought that meant like level is it is there that is that an option At | |
| least you did it. | |
| We made it happen, yeah. | |
| Yeah, we did it. | |
| Good job. | |
| Awesome. | |
| Awesome. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| That was it. | |
| We beat it. | |
| Do you want to say anything, drums? | |
| Yes. | |
| This game is actually, it actually is a lot of fun. | |
| I'd recommend getting a controller to play. | |
| It is action-packed. | |
| Like, we were over here just smacking this thing. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| It was super hard. | |
| My hands were getting, like, cramped. | |
| So yeah, that was pretty fun. | |
| I highly recommend this. | |
| You can get this game at alexjonesgame.com. | |
| Alright, goodnight guys. |
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