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Nov. 16, 2022 - The Liberty Broadcast
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The Liberty Broadcast: Episode #61
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What is that mute button there?
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I'm Alex Jones and this is your host, Rachel Ray.
And...
Liberty Rob.
Oh, you know what it is.
Liberty Rob.
Liberty Rob's in the house.
What's going on, everybody?
I hope y 'all are having a great night.
Welcome, welcome to the Liberty Broadcast.
Guys, thanks for tuning in.
Oh, missed y 'all.
It's been too long.
Taking a week of, you know, having that.
Woo!
Missed y 'all.
What's going on, everybody?
Song, though.
For old time's sake, we're going to jam out for a second.
Old time's sake, new time's sake.
Drones, you don't have to do your dancing.
You don't want to.
You don't want to.
Yeah, unless you want, unless you're feeling it.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
I got a neck problem.
That's my neck problem.
My neck.
My back.
I got my bag.
We're at my cool Tupacca.
So while we're jamming, I just want to let everybody know that we have had all kinds of technical difficulties on the back end of everything going on in the studio.
That's why we are streaming late.
But we're going to try to make sure that we are on time at 8 o 'clock after this.
8 o 'clock.
I'm just kidding.
You hear that, sir?
Yes.
Yes.
I will adjust.
Sorry.
Hello and welcome to the Liberty Broadcast.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
We got Liberty Rob in the house.
Rachel and Drones in the house.
Oh my god, I'm still on my winter gear getup.
You're wearing your winter gear getup.
Seems like you are perfect for the weather right now.
No way, it's kind of cold out there.
No, it's too hot in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Sorry, sorry.
Guys.
Wow.
Okay.
So you signed that NDA, right?
As we're live.
See the way my pen is set up?
So the weather here has been crazy.
We are in Texas, Austin, Texas.
And it's been a little chilly.
I saw like...
Just a little nippy, that's it.
Somebody was like, on like a news, it was like possible icy conditions or something, and I was like, yeah, right.
Yeah.
I was driving back from out of town this weekend, and I was like, all right, I'm going to go home.
And it said that there was flurries.
And I was like, get out of here.
Are you serious?
You're just trying to make me race home so I can see some snow, aren't you?
Yeah, I know it was raining in Austin and it was flurrying in Canyon Lake.
It was flurrying?
That's what the app said.
Did you see pics?
You know, people take pics.
No.
I didn't see no pics.
I try not to talk to people out there.
I got a couple neighbors.
One of them's cool, but I'm just like, keep my distance, guys.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you can't be too safe around those parts.
No, I like it out there.
It's so nice out there.
No, it is.
It is.
I just wish I wasn't so close with my neighbors.
Yeah.
I have space issues now that...
Well, if you have close neighbors, you can eat them if you need to ever.
Oh, I see you stocking up.
Good job, Jimmy.
Keep stocking up.
Do what you gotta do, buddy.
Yeah.
You getting guns too?
What?
You are crazy, Rob.
You are so crazy.
Come over here to talk about ammo again.
Yeah.
I heard a lot of that.
I heard a lot of people saying, Oops.
Saying, who did you vote for?
Really?
But you know what?
It's because these are people that don't really know me.
They wouldn't ask me that otherwise.
But it's kind of funny to hear people asking me, who did you vote for?
Did you answer any of them?
I was like, man, fuck Beto.
And fuck Abbott.
They were like, oh my god, I kind of like you still.
What's going on?
Dude, I went hard because these people don't really know where I stand, like on who I would vote for, obviously, because they're asking me.
So whenever they asked me that, I was like, fuck Beto.
And they look up at me and obviously, or not obviously, but in that area that I work in, I am the only brown.
And so they looked at me and were like...
I don't understand.
Like confused kind of.
And then I go, man, he's a fake fucking Mexican.
I was like...
I was like, I'm sick and tired of seeing him take advantage of like uneducated, you know, Mexican people just because he's running around saying his name is Beto.
Beto.
Beto.
No, it's pronounced Beto.
Because it's easy to do that to somebody who doesn't care.
They're like, whatever.
He looks like a guy.
How many people actually care about voting?
They'll say, oh, I voted, but they don't do the research.
They don't really care about who they're voting for.
Shit, I printed out a whole pamphlet for this last shit.
Or Don printed out a whole pamphlet when I was falling asleep looking up each person.
I have a totally different stance on voting now.
Hey, man.
You gotta pretend like You know what I'm saying?
You gotta pretend like it's gonna count for something because there might be a chance.
See, there you go.
You put two words.
Pretend and might.
It's just like...
I mean, otherwise, well, you have more to lose.
I understand.
I hope so.
I don't even know anymore.
That's my thing.
Like, I work for a place that's been screaming election fraud and election meddling and I have all the evidence.
All the evidence is there.
You have the documents.
We have the receipts.
We have the receipts.
And it's just like nothing happens.
And even today, we made the comparison of how it pretty much is shaping up to be the same thing that happened in Florida.
It's like during when Bush won, they had a recount.
That's what all these runoffs are.
So, I don't know.
It's just hard for me to actually cast a vote and actually believe that it's going to count for something.
Right.
So, I just avoid the hassle of calling myself a hypocrite and avoid all the lines and avoid...
Because then, I mean, that makes people even...
You have to vote.
You have to vote.
No, I didn't vote.
What the hell?
You didn't vote?
What the hell?
Nah, you have to vote, man.
We have to overrun the fraud, man.
That's the only way.
You know, that's how Trump actually won last time.
They actually committed fraud during that whole thing, but so many people went out and voted that they overwhelmed the fraud.
Is that what happened in 2020?
That's not what happened in 2020.
2016 is what I'm talking about.
I know, but 2020 though, what happened in 2020?
What happened in the midterms in 2018?
What's happening in these midterms?
Literally the past three elections have been so tainted.
It's tainted me.
But do you understand what I mean?
You have more to lose not doing it.
If there's even a small chance that it could be counted for...
You believe there's no chance?
Yeah, for sure.
Well, that's a pretty shitty way to look at it.
Shouldn't you be a little bit more optimistic?
That's exactly what they want you to think.
I want to be more optimistic, but how can we with...
But that how can we is you not being optimistic.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'll open up this can of worms on air.
No, no, no.
No, it's great.
This is great because if we have the actual factual evidence of the amount of the massive voter fraud that's been going on...
Like, how has that changed at all?
How do people, like, how do we have trust in that system that it's going to be different this time?
You just have to, because you have to want a better place.
You have to want a better future.
I do.
And the minute that you stop, you're not pushing forward anymore.
You're just standing still.
No, I'm not stopping.
I'm pushing to change that voting system, but I'm stopping.
I'm not going to comply.
By not voting?
Yeah, so it's like, to me, it's like the vaccine.
You're doing something at the end of the day that's going to make it worse for you, or it's not going to work at all.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry, that must have been an accidental mouse click.
That was an accidental mouse click, guys.
Yeah, we gotta do that.
All that ran all over again.
That's it.
Gotta rebroadcast.
Can't do this.
Wires.
Wires.
Oh, so they didn't hear any of us.
Damn.
Okay.
That's fine.
We got censored.
We were censored for a minute.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Anyway.
We should pull that off better.
We gotta practice those things.
But no, I really...
Y 'all are probably right.
I probably should have voted and it might help, but I just...
Personally, I don't believe...
I believe they're two sides of the same coin.
That's why they've taken so long to even talk about voter fraud.
Why are they barely doing this now?
When we had all the evidence during 2020, before...
They're doing the same playbook right now.
There's live streams that went down.
Wouldn't you believe that people got woken up or whatever because of all of the information that was coming out about the voter fraud?
At that time, everybody was getting videos here and videos over there, and it was like a lot more people were waking up and realizing that, wow, this is happening, this can happen.
And they didn't really know how to figure it, like, how do you push back on that?
It's not ever happened on this scale, right?
So how do you push back on that?
Nobody knows.
So this is us going into it again.
I don't think we would be doing the same, like, they wouldn't make the same mistakes.
It would be harder for them, I would imagine.
That's the thing, though.
We don't play by the same rules as the Democrats.
So the fact that, look at...
They brought in mail-in ballots, mainly for COVID, right?
Well, that shit's done.
So why are we still doing mail-in ballots?
And then the fact of the actual proof that we have of them using dead people to vote.
We talk about the Democrats like it's a daily thing.
We know it like the back of our hand.
But the fact that it's been proven for two and a half years, and the Republicans have done nothing on that to stop that.
That's the thing.
They've done nothing.
Owen talked about this today.
They're not even using the same tactics they're using.
If the Democrats are getting away with it, why wouldn't you be like, alright, cool, well shit.
We're going to do mail-in ballots too.
That's the thing.
We're going into an uneven playing field.
And I can see the margin that we're playing.
If we're playing football, it's like 3 against 11. We got Trump, Alex Jones, and I don't know who else.
Julian Assange?
Those are our three players fighting the actual Democrat Party.
And we're just so outnumbered.
Their tools and their system have been working so well.
I think that we have grown in numbers.
You know what I mean?
I think maybe it feels like there's more of them because they're doing more radical shit than we are.
And the people that are in power are...
We're the silent majority.
Are the most...
Yeah, so...
For sure.
But I'm saying, like, we've learned, and they can't do...
I don't imagine that they would try to have dead people voting again in the next election because they already did it.
They haven't been doing it every single year.
They did it, and they didn't have any backlash.
So now the stakes are bigger because of the amount of people they don't have on their side anymore.
But now it's something we'll be watching before they weren't expecting for us to catch it, right?
No.
That's what I'm saying.
It's been a joke for so long that even today in Harris County, the actual voter, the guy actually stood up and actually talked about it in the case or in the courtroom.
So it's barely getting there.
These are midterms.
That's why I don't really feel as bad for voting.
I'll probably vote when it comes to the presidential election.
And it's only if we take the actual steps that need to be taken, which Greg Abbott really has done.
I'm going to do an investigation on the Harris County election results.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm glad it's two years late, but damn, I'm super happy it's happening.
So that's the only reason why I didn't vote on this one.
Now, if the Republicans and everybody else starts actually taking...
Action, like Infowars and other outlets actually have taken action to expose this stuff.
Because we played a video with Owen and Rob Dewar two years ago.
No, 2018, four years ago.
When they went to vote and the actual people that were running were talking to the fans within the 100 feet limit.
And it was to the point to where nobody was caring.
The cops didn't care.
They went and actually bought the tape measure and measured and said, hey, this is 100 feet.
But nobody cares.
So that's why they're going to keep doing what they're doing because they're going to get away with it because they own the media, they own the courts.
None of that shit's going to get actually put on air.
I think I just don't.
I think I just have to keep.
And I'm glad.
Yes, you do.
Keep that up.
And everybody should.
Including yourself.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
But I'm just doing it another way.
Maybe I'm 100% wrong and I should have voted.
And I probably, like I said, I won't miss the presidential election.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to vote on that because, especially now, we got Republicans actually taking action.
And honestly, it's everything we've been through since COVID.
I'm more in the center.
I've always been in the center than I've been on the right.
So I'm not, you know, I'm not.
That's where I'll always be.
I think that they're two sides of the same coin.
And at some point, if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
And that's all right.
The people will get over it.
Or we can hide it from them.
So...
But you're right.
There is a change.
We do have the most...
I mean, I hope I'm right.
I may not be.
I mean...
We have the biggest backing.
You know what I mean?
America has the biggest backing it's ever had from its people in a long time.
So...
Well, so let's get...
Let's read some of these comments before we change the subject.
Because they...
Yeah.
What do y 'all think?
What do y 'all think?
Yeah, check him out.
Zero fuck.
Sounds like we need a crew to make sure Rob goes and votes every single time.
Oh, man.
Maybe I'm just too black-pilled.
I don't know.
Sorry, guys.
Yeah, exactly.
Zero fuck.
Woman voted that have been dead for 31 years.
They're not even going to recently dead people.
Oh, he died last week from the vaccine.
Oh, we can still use that.
You know what I mean?
I just...
Yeah, I just don't have faith in the voting system.
Yeah, I mean, what are you going to do?
Except for a vote.
What am I doing?
So, alright, let's see what we got over here.
Does this work over here?
Scroll on these.
I can't scroll on them.
The old methods of cheating.
There are old methods of cheating, Lacey, but they still work.
Like, why let a good crisis go to waste?
Why let some good tools go to waste?
I vote a libertarian.
Oh, people are mad at you.
I think people are more mad at libertarians than they are at people who didn't vote.
And you want to know why?
Because those...
You actually have numbers for...
I'm sorry, Wicked Canada, to put you on blast right now.
But people are very mad at libertarians.
And the reason why is because they had such...
They have such a smaller voting population than the other two parties that it actually makes a big difference.
And so, just for instance, a lot of these were so close.
Let's just say, like, the Carrie Lake, Katie Hopps thing.
You know, that was cheated.
That was cheated as fuck.
Cheated as fuck.
Stolen as fuck.
A lot of these races were down to, like, 0.5 to 1.2%.
The Libertarian vote percentage was about 1.2 to 2.4%.
People are very mad at you for voting independently.
You voted kind of against a gun grabber, but not really because you voted for another non-gun grabber that wasn't going to win in the first place.
Every vote counts.
The Libertarian Party has grown so much now.
Recently.
Because I think a lot of people are dropping off of the Democratic side of things and they don't necessarily want to go straight to voting Republicans.
They go right in the middle.
They should have a lot more.
Libertarians, there should be a lot more than what there is, 100%.
Because that's where...
If I was to vote, if I would have voted this, I probably would have voted, I mean...
A lot of Libertarian.
But now I would have voted, I mean, the basic, you know, most important races.
But I don't know, man.
Man, I vote Republic, so.
Usually.
Don't be lying.
About five years ago, you were a Democrat.
Don't lie.
Don't forget, Rachel, she used to have blue hair.
Don't forget that.
Oh, whatever, man.
Fuck you.
That was some real hardcore undercover shit.
I was doing some Project Veritas shit.
Oh, you had your beer in the fridge, man?
Shit.
I should have put this in there.
Yeah, no.
I know, we got some hot beer.
It's not really that hot.
Can you bring the fridge right here so we can just put them right here right now?
Are you sure?
No, no, no.
It's all good.
It's all good.
So, something, speaking of voting and all of this stuff, something happened tonight.
Trump made a big announcement.
He wasn't sure.
He wasn't sure.
What did you think at first?
So, I was joking.
I mean, I knew what it was going to be.
I mean, it's not like he wasn't going to.
And I was joking with everybody with the FTX news that he was going to drop Trump coin.
Or it was going to be a 45 coin.
Something like that.
He's going to drop a Trump coin.
You know how much money he could probably make?
Trump probably has all these million dollar ideas just sitting there.
It's like, yeah, I could probably do that.
That's too much work, though.
I already have enough money.
What about this one?
The biggest announcement of the world.
I'm releasing a Trump coin.
That would have been great.
I'm going back to Twitter.
I'm buying Twitter.
I have an NFT.
Of what?
Of a Trump coin.
Really?
Yes.
The Melania, they did some release.
And guess what?
I lost my...
My code for it or whatever to find it or wherever the wallet it's in.
I was looking so hard on my phone before I had to switch my phones out and I was like, oh my god, what's my code?
What's your personal code to get into your NFT?
My wallet code or some kind of code, I don't know.
So there's wallets for NFTs?
Some different or I don't know.
We have to memorize words, or it's like a bunch of words.
I don't know.
Anyway, I messed it up, but I have one somewhere out there.
Somewhere.
I was saying that, first we were saying that Trump was going to announce that he's back on Twitter.
I think that was a Don's idea, maybe, like we were talking earlier.
I want the world to know.
Going back to Twitter.
That'd be funny as hell.
Yeah, it's so funny.
If I was Trump, I'd be trolling all the time.
I would have been trolling.
That's all he does.
I would have been ramping it up during the entire Joe's two years.
Every time gas prices went up 10 cents, I would have had a rally.
I would have been just talking mad shit the entire time.
He should have never stopped campaigning.
Just kept it going.
He basically did, man.
He's been doing shit.
Well, the past year.
He's old, though, so you gotta take a couple years off.
He's doing pretty good.
But the other thing that I said is I said maybe he's going to announce that he's backing DeSantis.
And Jamie was like, who hasn't even said he was running?
That's so funny, man.
And I was like, no, this is Trump's attempt to force DeSantis to say if he's running or not.
I endorse DeSantis for 2024.
Whether I run or not, I will vote for him.
That would be the epic ultimate troll right there.
Oh my god, that would be so funny.
Damn.
But...
Anyway, it ended up being...
Let's see if I remember how to work this.
No?
Yes?
There you go.
There we are.
To make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for President of the United States.
Thank you, Chris.
Thank you.
All of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So many incredible friends and family here tonight.
It's such a beautiful thing.
Some people say, how do you speak before so many people all the time?
When there's love in the room, it's really easy, if you want to know.
You ought to try it sometime.
Together we will be taking on the most corrupt forces and entrenched interests imaginable.
Our country is in a horrible state.
We're in grave trouble.
This is not a task for a politician or a conventional candidate.
This is a task for a great movement that embodies the courage, confidence and the spirit of the American people.
This is a movement.
This is not for any one individual.
This is a job.
For tens of millions of proud people working together from all across the land and from all walks of life, young and old, black and white, Hispanic and Asian, many of whom we have brought together for the very, very first time.
there it is he brought did you hear that last part though that was kind of where he brought asians and mexicans together for the first time like just yeah just play right there Let's just listen.
Millions of proud people working together from all across the land and from all walks of life, young and old, black and white, Hispanic and Asian, many of whom we have brought together for the very, very first time.
All right, many of whom?
Those are the new people he's saying.
Like, hey, there's some of y 'all who are of this race that weren't here before.
They're here for the first time.
Cool.
No, he's saying...
No, it's a good thing.
No, I don't understand.
It sounds like he's saying...
He says that there's people of all races and colors who are here and some of you are here for the first time.
That's the way he's saying.
He's an old white dude.
Talking about race makes them uncomfortable.
You know how old white folks are.
There's old folks in general.
Like me, guys.
I have a very racist humor.
I have a very, very racist satire.
So, like, I say things and old people look at me like, oh my god, I can't believe you said that.
Like, of all races and colors, all creed, just, yeah, I say some crazy shit.
Yeah, I do.
I push it to the limit.
That's me after a racist joke right there.
Scroll up.
Yeah, I said that.
Fade away.
Just play that.
That's fucking hilarious.
Guys, this is me after a racist joke that I said.
This is me after a racist joke.
People are just so mad, I'm just laughing.
Sorry, it's random.
We're very random here.
I'm going to stop apologizing for random shit.
This is what we do.
No, it's fine.
It's funny.
So, okay, so Trump announced.
So that was the big news.
That was his big, you know, announcement.
It wasn't back in DeSantis, no coins, no NFTs.
Don has jokes.
Don has jokes.
Now all he has to do is the simple task of denouncing vaccines.
Yes, which is what we were just talking about before we started.
That's the other thing, right?
So whenever you have to go, maybe he'll do it.
It's old man syndrome.
He's never going to go back.
It's because...
I don't think it's old man syndrome.
I think he's too invested.
He's too invested in the vaccines.
That's what I'm saying.
Old man syndrome.
They're not going to go backwards.
He's backed it up.
He can't admit he was wrong.
He's already...
He signed the papers.
He's like, I will back you forever.
All he has to say is, alright, I fucked up.
Let's move on.
And everybody will be like, alright, cool.
And I think that's literally everyone's hang up with Trump.
Is that he hasn't said anything about the vaccines.
Except for, take it if you want.
And I made him.
Take him if you want, but I made him.
But he also says...
He says they're good.
He also says you have the right to choose.
Yes.
See, he says that, and at the same time, if you are putting something in your body that you haven't done the research behind, that's your fault.
He could just not say that, but he does say it.
So maybe that's him, you know, like on the side in the alley telling you the truth.
Yeah.
But he runs the store, so he has to sell it.
Yeah, exactly.
He's like, hey, I'm the butcher.
You don't want this meat because this meat is tainted.
You should just not eat this meat.
This is the only meat I sell.
But this is kind of tainted, so don't eat the meat.
But like I said, though, at this point, whether he pushes them or not, it's like, bro, if you're taking them...
By now without doing any research?
Well, so now the whole, like, I don't know, like the MAGA, the people who want Trump to denounce, right?
The people that are upset about the vaccine.
There's a lot of us.
The majority of Trump supporters are like this.
So now it's up to the supporters and the people who want that to really put him...
To the fire on it.
Like in the...
Oh, we lost our lights.
That won't happen though.
We lost our lights.
That won't happen though.
The light just went out?
Yeah.
So it's like...
But no, I mean, I'm saying it is up to us.
So I can tell you that I will do it.
I can tell you that if I go protest somewhere, I'm going to be backing Trump and I'm going to also have like...
A fucking poster board that says, will Trump denounce the vaccines or something?
You know what I mean?
It's up to us to kind of push these.
And if that's how we do it, through signs or an Alex Stein or somebody.
It's just not going to.
I honestly think it's just not going to be a thing at all because he's just not going to talk about it.
I think that's where we're at.
But if we force it out, where we're pushing it so far that it hits the news and it hits the media and they have to...
But the only way that is is if he talks about it so that we have some type of substance to...
Right now, for us, I'm just talking about...
Well, I mean, they ask the Speaker of the House questions all the time about Biden without him talking about it.
Like, hey, what do you think Biden's stance is on this?
Yeah, but they're not going to ask Trump about that, though.
That's what I'm saying, though.
No, that's what I'm saying is we need to force them to by taking action and pushing against it and saying, hey, because there's so many of us that feel that way.
The only person who would do that is Peter Doocy.
That's the only person that we have that opportunity.
That's the only person.
Because they don't let Chanel Rion in there anymore.
And maybe with things changing.
Things will change.
There was another.
If you want to go to check out The Gateway, there's a big announcement that just got.
Got posted today.
Or not even today, just right before I came here.
There's a big...
So, yes, I didn't vote, but there's a big push.
And the reason why and all these pushes that are going is because there's people like me who weren't going to vote just because of the way things were.
And now they're actually making progress.
And this is one instance right here that proves that we are actually going in the right direction.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of people don't even know that this happened yet.
This right here is huge, guys.
This right here is fucking huge.
Did I forget how we can cuss on here?
Oh, my God.
Y 'all understand how I work.
You know, I work at InfoWars.
You can't cuss.
Go to dump button.
You can't be cussing.
Dump it.
Well, guess what?
We're putting this on Bandai Video.
Yeah, Bandai Video is not fucking...
Yeah, that's why it's good.
But...
So it'll get put on there one way or another.
Yeah, yeah.
But, like, this right here, guys.
Oh, man.
This...
And she even won.
This is what's crazy.
She even won.
And...
Go ahead, go ahead.
Let's reveal it.
Alright, guys.
It's official.
Pelosi is out.
Pelosi is out.
We have control.
They were begging her, and I don't know if she just decided.
She's got to get those big old titties out of there.
She's like, man, I just called my husband cheating on me with this dude with a hammer up his ass.
No, man, my life is more fucked up than I am.
That was it for her, dude.
Yeah, she was like, I can't believe this.
That's why she called the cops.
She was probably going to be like, oh, my husband.
And he's like, no, Nancy, Nancy, just stop Nancy.
I'm sorry.
I already called the cops.
They're going to come.
Like, oh, my gosh.
Guys, she's fucking gone.
They did it.
And I wonder I didn't get to do much research on this on how and why whether she decided just to up and leave or if we see how we I don't know how we Oh, there it is right there.
Publicans took control of the house after Kevin Kiley was declared the winner in California.
Holy shit.
That's why you got to vote.
Right there, man.
The proof is right there.
Pelosi's out of there.
Something.
Not all rigged systems are real.
Pelosi won hers.
This dude, Kevin Kiley, I don't think he was running against Pelosi.
He just happened to win his race, which means they gave them the majority.
So their speaker is...
Now they have their speaker in there.
So who was he running for?
But you might be right.
I mean...
That is a reason why you should vote.
But I'm in Texas.
We didn't have races like that on the line like this.
Beto wasn't going to beat Abbott.
And down south...
Down south...
The whole border...
All the border towns are all Democrat as it is.
You're not going to get that right now.
You have to run as a Democrat on the south border or nothing's going to happen.
So I have a little more gray area for me because it would be different if it was Abbott versus Beto would have actually been able to kind of win.
Well, all I'm saying is Yeah, that happened because of voting.
You should vote.
I'm sorry, zero fucks.
You sent this to me earlier.
It was a busy day.
I didn't get too much shit on Twitter.
Yes, party and control the house.
Yes, we have the house.
I wonder who Kevin and Kylie was actually running against.
Who was...
He looks like a pretty young dude, too.
He looks like a little young man.
For real.
He's going to be in there forever.
That's what I was getting at.
That's what I was getting at.
Hold on, is this really that good of a thing?
Biden begged her not to retire.
Yeah, they were like, Nancy, don't go.
Dude, Pelosi's probably everybody's work wife.
She's everybody's work grandma or something, right?
I don't know about wife.
Well, I mean, she might be everybody's work wife because everybody over there is like, oh shit.
Have you seen that stuff that Chuck Schumer and them be doing?
You ever heard of the Alpha House?
The Alpha House.
So, Democrats are some nasty motherfuckers.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Are you going to use it?
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, so there's a thing going on called the Alpha House where these people live.
These people.
Yeah, yeah.
These people.
And honestly, I kind of can't believe it.
Because these people make millions of dollars.
Millions of dollars.
And they live like animals.
And this is...
Go ahead.
Yeah, I was just going to say, yeah, they kill babies and they, like, okay to surgeries for children that they force to believe are transgender when there's no such thing.
Yes.
And, yes, I mean, this is the house where they go and...
Oh, man, I can only imagine what they do.
It's like a...
If Podesta had roommates, I bet.
Oh.
Really?
Oh, man.
This is what's so crazy about this.
I forgot.
I forgot.
CNN put this out.
This is a CNN story.
This is something to do.
Let's clean this up real quick.
Let's get these ads out of here.
Yeah, I really can't believe CNN put this out.
There we go, guys.
The real Alpha House.
Yes, this is where some senators actually live.
Like, oh my god, so there's a little video in here, guys.
And I will say, like, it's not very shocking, but it's surprising that it's actually getting talked about.
And I just, I really can't believe it.
Is it?
Nope, wrong one.
Sorry.
Broken blinds, a mangled chair.
Paint peeling off the walls, sheets covering the windows, broken blinds, a mangled chair covered up with a wood board, an ancient stove with a giant hole.
And yes, that's underwear in the living room.
What looks and feels like the most run-down frat house on campus is actually the Capitol Hill home of some of the most powerful men in Washington.
Welcome to Omega House.
I love what you've done with the place.
And Chuck Schumer, the second and third-ranking Senate Democrats, live here together.
Their landlord and third roommate is Democratic Congressman George Miller.
The House is so legendary, it inspired a new TV series, Alpha House.
Except the Senate roommates in the Amazon.com show are Republicans.
Of course.
We are nothing like us.
Don't even begin to think so.
When people see this house, they're going to know because in the show it's a little bit nicer.
They have a thing where...
Wait a minute.
Miller, the owner, started taking in tenants more than 30 years ago.
The house hasn't been updated since.
When we stopped buying LPs, that was when the music stopped.
But you actually have a record player here.
Yes, the same exact records are there now as the day I moved in in 1982.
The best part about it are the products.
This motherfucker's married.
He's been living this since 1982.
This is my medicine cabinet right here.
I didn't know you were a metrosexual.
Smooth as could be.
That's important.
Who's profit is this?
Mom.
Oh, Mr. Nees.
Mr. Nees Closet.
Schumer's stuff is strewn all over the living room.
Seriously, this is where you sleep every night?
Every night.
This man is married.
Barack Obama staring at you in the face?
Exactly.
Senator Durbin did, you know, out you a little bit.
He said this is the most that you've ever made your bed.
Just for you.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
And the blinds are particularly beautiful.
Well, I can see the weather.
When the fuck is this?
It's a special effect.
The phone is still plugged in, but hasn't worked in years.
547-2513.
I still remember the number.
You don't use a phone?
No.
What's the point?
Hey, he's always saving money.
Their couch was a money saver, too.
My son wanted to throw that away, put it out in the trash, and it had to be 12, 14 years ago, and I said it's better than anything we have.
Their refrigerator, well, it's a scary sight.
It's a big-ass house.
It's a lethal weapon.
No wonder they have a problem with rats.
The rats may have done that.
Wow.
How many rats did you have?
Don't ask.
I had a dream literally two nights ago that the rats were back.
I thought the rats were in the Senate.
I didn't know they came to the House.
And what year is this from, Congressman?
Well, Ben Franklin gave that to us.
Since this is not a kitchen fit for cooking, the congressional roomies take the easy route.
Cold cereal.
Buy it in bulk.
They live like demons.
Oh, I prefer raisin bread.
But I like the mini wheats.
Why they got so many cans of pledge?
Watch sports at night.
Not so much here in their kitchen.
An opening scene of Alpha House shows a bowl of flag pins on the counter.
This is what they have on their counter.
Screws and a random pill and a pen in case you need one.
It's modern art.
It's hard to believe such prominent politicians live in these conditions.
When my wife comes, she will not stay here.
But they're only in Washington about three nights a week.
You see his face in the day there?
We're friends.
We're friends.
We love it.
It's home.
What do you think?
I want to go back in time and never watch that.
So dumb.
How weird is that like Babylon Bee?
No, this is fucking real live.
This is fucking real live.
That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
What a waste.
What a stupid...
Oh my god.
What a freak.
What a bunch of freaks.
What a freak show.
Kind of stupid waste of money, time, like...
What was that?
Weird.
Oh my god.
And they're like, you know what it is?
It's like, when was this?
When was that?
Is it old?
No, it's not old.
They put this out.
Let's see.
This is very, very recent.
December 2013.
Oh my god.
So imagine what that place looks like 10 years later.
10 years from now.
That's crazy.
But it probably looks exactly the same because none of them actually stay there.
That's a freak show.
They're like, and here's the address.
They stay here three times a night.
Here's the address.
And no security.
Chuck Schumer's like, my wife doesn't stay here.
He got real excited.
His eyes got all big.
My wife, she doesn't want to stay here.
He's like, he's happy about that.
It's like, yeah, because they're all fucking beating off to Obama.
They're all in there cranking it up.
It's fucking weird, man.
They have Obama looking out in this fucking corner at you.
For Obama.
Like, oh, man.
Dude, I saw a headline that said Michelle Obama, like, releases new statements about how she hates her body or something.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure she hates her body.
Yeah.
Sure.
Manchill hates his body.
Got it.
I didn't obviously click on it.
I was like, I bet it's some, like, color story book.
New book she's releasing about how she hated how dark she was.
Or, you know, some kind of fucking bullshit.
Yeah, trying to take advantage of, like, actual stuff people go through.
Just, like, grabbing it and, like...
And then having her podcast film.
I don't have a dick.
This is what I was talking about.
Not that.
Anyway, we haven't even tried to look at the news that is here.
So let's try to check that out.
Let's do it.
Let's go through it.
Let's do it.
Let's go through it.
Oh yeah, you want to start off with some...
Not even fake news, but just the pre-programming to what went off today, I guess you could say.
Talking about the war in Ukraine, the war in Russia.
Mother Russia.
So, is that the one from November 5th?
This is November 8th.
Okay, so this one came out three days after The original article of Peace Talk starting.
So, what happened last week, you know, people, you know, they don't expect people to have memories, or they don't really report, they don't say the important stuff on TV most of the time, but last week, they decided that, Russia decided that they had cleared out Kershaw, and I think it's Kerson.
That they've cleared it out enough of the civilians and the people who were actual...
They took the humanitarian route in making sure that before they went to actually war in this current town that there wasn't anybody else that was actually living there.
So the people that were there...
We're only people who were looting and people who weren't trying to live in Russia, who were against the Russian forces.
And I'm not saying that there was a lot of people there, but clearly in the article it says all that there was left was looters and people like that.
So Russia was like, alright, cool.
Basically, we're going to bomb this and we're leaving now.
So that's what happened.
They cleared everything out and they're like, alright, cool.
Well, the media spins that as Russia is retreating.
Russia is retreating.
And they're taking Kershon.
So that's when you have all these videos coming out.
And that's why you know that these videos are coming out of them celebrating.
Because they showed this guy on CNN doing the Nazi salute on live TV while CNN is talking about it.
And then they would leave it there for a little while and then they cut away.
It's like, no, they always have their finger on a dump button when they have something they don't want you to see that it's going to come off the screen.
And they left that there.
It's kind of like this whole CNN showing how Chuck Schumer lives.
It's like, they want you to see that.
God, I forgot all about it for a second.
Yeah, no, no.
That's going to be embedded in your minds for at least a week.
That bread, though.
It's a lethal weapon.
But no, so they're celebrating this.
And they're making it seem like there's people living there.
Oh, we're celebrating.
We love this.
Well, no.
They knew the bombs were coming.
So they had their little celebrations.
They made their fake videos and they left.
Now it makes it seem like Russia bombed an actual place that people were happy to take back.
And that's not what it was.
This was just that process.
That part of the process of them taking it over was bombing the people who didn't want to leave.
Their part of the army and the military didn't want to leave.
Or who was going to stand and try to stand up for it.
So, that's where these peace talks came in, which were never there.
And now that it happened, now they're talking about peace talks.
Peace talks.
It's because they're outmanned.
Like, Russia's going to kill...
I mean, they're outnumbered.
They're outmanned.
And without the backing of USA 100%.
Yeah, Biden just requested more money for aid.
Like, I don't know, 30?
I don't know.
Yeah, no, it's a lot.
I think it was like 37 billion or 40 billion or something like that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, and then we're here.
They're talking about, you know, now they want actual peace talks, which kind of blows my mind.
It's all fucking set up.
Yeah, I mean...
And then the...
Yep, right there.
Poland.
When did that one come out?
Oh, sorry.
I'm not good.
Kind of slow.
See, the day before.
So, what's the title on that one?
Yeah, this was the day before that one.
So, it says, Russia presses evacuation of Kershon as Ukrainian offensive looms.
Which was complete bullshit.
100%.
So they knew they were clearing out, and there was no offensive line.
Because if that was the case, then a lot more people would have died today during that attack.
A lot more people would have died.
And why would Russia bomb Poland when Poland was pretty much...
If I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong on that, but I think Poland was on the side of Russia.
See, it's the state of, yeah, on the Ukraine border.
This is where Ukraine was trying to seize, just like Khershon and just like Donetsk and Dunbar, Ukraine was seeking over into places that it didn't need to.
Yeah.
And who's running this whole gig?
We are.
And they said they had no...
They had nothing over there.
They weren't firing anything over there.
See, and that's the thing.
There's no confirmation.
But there were reports that they were firing off close to their hours earlier on the same day.
Within the same time frame.
And then they were like, no, we haven't been shooting nothing over there.
The Pentagon hasn't reported the actual missiles.
There's a lot of people.
The only thing, the only people who are saying that missiles have gone off is the media.
It's an inside job.
That's it.
There's no actual government.
It's an inside job.
It all is.
The missiles, it was all an inside job.
Russia didn't know.
So, yeah, so that's a thing.
I think World War...
3 was trending or something today on Twitter.
Poland was like, hey, Russia, we need your ambassador over here to talk about this.
If Russia actually bombed Poland in places that would have fucked Poland up, it wouldn't have been like, hey, send your ambassador over here so we can talk about this.
That's not what would have happened.
It's just more...
I think like two people died.
That's what they said, yeah.
Yeah, like two people died.
But why would they just drop a random bomb just to kill two people?
Yeah, I know.
And, you know, Russians are brutal, right?
They'll fucking murder you.
That's all I'm saying, yeah.
They drop a bomb, they're going to do it accidentally at the fucking children's hospital.
Like, we ain't fucking around, right?
This is that war.
We're at war right now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, you never know.
Really, we're just, with this, you know, with a lot of stuff you can do this with, which I don't usually apply this method, where it's just like, let's wait and watch what happens.
Yeah.
But with this, I mean, literally, it's like, what the hell is going on here?
Like, we have to, there's literally nothing we can do.
There's literally nothing we can do.
We have to sit back and watch.
Will this whole thing unfold like the fucking craziest movie ever?
Will we go into a war?
Will there be a nuclear...
Explosion where, you know, it's just like we don't know.
Somebody knows and it's none of us.
Yeah.
None of us know.
So it's just kind of crazy to go like day by day and like you could like pay attention to it really aggressively and then you could take some time off and just come right back to it.
Yeah, it's like you never left.
It's like you never left.
It just goes on and on and it's the craziest shit and you never know.
Like waking up to that was crazy.
And it's kind of like, kind of gone down a little.
And I'm like, alright, yeah, of course this is something that's happening.
And wait till you see how FTX is connected to this whole Ukraine thing.
I'm sure you heard about that.
The crypto.
Yeah.
There's an InfoWars article on there, I think, that kind of breaks...
On here?
No, that one's for the vaccine.
Wait till we get to that part of...
It's like FTX is dealing with Ukraine and COVID vaccines and COVID information and shit.
It's fucking wild.
And then FTX had their own website that was pushing the misinformation that...
That was opposite of the people that were banning.
So they were saying on how Ivermectin is like the worst for you.
And you know what I'm saying?
Don't take this and don't take that.
Don't take these natural things because...
Type in InfoWars for me.
It's not...
It wasn't what it was supposed to be.
Yeah, I know.
I think Adon...
Wrote it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the, yeah, this one right here.
That one's...
We can get to the actual Ukraine tying to that after this because this right here is, man.
This?
Yeah.
This is fucking crazy.
This is a good way to transfer into FTX.
So what do y 'all think about FTX?
I know y 'all heard the news and stuff.
Tell us the news because Don's told me two times.
So there's a crypto company out there called FTX and it's sort of like Coinbase.
It's like a place where you can have keep all of your cryptocurrencies.
You can invest in different things and so this one is called FTX.
I've never used it.
But there are ties from FTX and in the what?
What is it?
He was tied to...
Shit.
He was the second biggest donor to the Democrats behind George Soros.
He...
Who are we saying he?
Sam Bankman.
This is a...
Oh, you know what?
Since you're fairly new to this, we should watch the Greg Reese report on that.
It's only three minutes.
It's not very long.
Oh, Greg Reese did a report on it?
Yeah, he did.
I love Greg Reese's report.
Yeah, let's watch it.
And it's, like I said, short and sweet.
Sorry, babe.
I know you explained it to me twice and you did an article about it.
It's been a wild week for me.
Yeah.
Ever since last Friday.
It's been crazy.
I've been working super extra and I've also been drinking a lot in between.
That's all good.
Next week is Vegas.
Next month.
Next month we get married on the 17th, guys.
We're getting married.
In Vegas.
I'm going to be there for sure.
I booked a plane already.
He booked a whole plane.
We're all going on it.
Private plane.
Telling secrets, man.
No, I'm just kidding.
But, yes, on that note, let's check this out.
FTX.
Let's do it.
Alright.
you you you you FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was the largest donor to the Democrat Party, second to George Soros for the spurious 2022 midterms, nearly $40 million, which reportedly came from crypto donations to Ukraine.
FTX was partnered with the World Economic Forum as one of Klaus Schwab's stakeholders.
FTX's founder reportedly used a secret backdoor.
To steal over a billion dollars from the customers of the now-defunct cryptocurrency exchange.
But there's more to the story than Sam Bankman freed and a money-laundering slush fund for the failing Democrat Party.
The CEO for FTX was Caroline Ellison, whose father is Glenn Ellison, head of the MIT Economics Department.
Glenn Ellison hired Gary Gensler to head the cryptocurrency department at MIT in 2018.
And in 2021, the Biden administration nominated Gary Gensler as the chair of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, who has been laser-focused on gaining control of cryptocurrency.
While the SEC has been routinely combative towards cryptos, they have treated FTX like family.
Causing many to argue that FTX was being groomed and set up by the SEC to monopolize the crypto market.
FTX was an exchange that had a bright sheen on it.
It was led by a CEO that was often on Capitol Hill and being photographed with regulators and lawmakers.
And so there was this sense that the exchange was very buttoned up.
Cryptocurrency has the potential to strip power from the central banking system.
And that makes it a major threat.
As this story unfolds, don't be surprised if this mess becomes the catalyst for government overreach into cryptocurrencies.
The Journal reporting the CEO allegedly using customer money from FTX to fund risky bets at his other company.
A hedge fund called Alameda.
Many people believe that this will definitely set back the crypto industry for years.
You know, this is a tale as old as time to some degree.
Some young, charismatic guy in Bermuda shorts with the floppy hair charmed the 20 best investors in the world.
Rebecca, the big question here, was this a mistake by the founders or a crime?
Well, that's a question the regulators will ultimately have to answer here.
Reporting for InfoWars, this is Greg Reese.
That's such a cool, like, noise.
Pretty good.
Yeah, so that's the basis of it.
You know, it's connected to MIT, SEC, and what's fucked up about it is the fact that the actual CEO of it is this Professor's daughter, but she's...
I mean, you saw her, right?
She's not...
I'm not one to really judge a book by its cover, but she doesn't seem like...
She seems like she's an 80-year-old who they...
A 14-year-old version of an 80-year-old.
I forgot who said that today.
I saw that.
It's a 14-year-old version of an 80-year-old.
And the way she talks is fucking weird, man.
Like, she's weird.
Sam Bankman's fucking weird.
They were dating.
You can tell, like, honestly, they're both probably on the fucking spectrum.
So these people took advantage of his children.
And Owen today made this fucking crazy-ass fucking comparison that brought Peter Stroke into the fucking system, too.
It's like Sam Bankman was...
His mom used to be married to Peter Stroke and shit or something.
It's fucking insane.
So let's listen to a little bit of the way this chick fucking talks.
And you can tell she's a little fucking weird.
Alright, let's do it.
Yeah, absolutely.
I could pull it off without my math degree.
Use very little math.
Use a lot of elementary school math.
Being comfortable with risk is very important.
We tend not to have things like...
Stop losses.
I think those aren't necessarily a great risk management tool.
Trying to think of a good example of a trade where I've lost a ton of money.
Well, I don't know.
I probably don't want to go into specifics too much with that.
Huh.
Interesting.
Aw.
You know what I hate is...
Hating...
I don't know where I'm going.
Alright, forget it.
Just forget about it.
She messed up my brain watching.
Yeah, no, and it's not even like the worst.
What's going on?
Like she's...
Oh man, she's just like...
This one too?
Oh my god, this is so fucking weird.
She's talking about...
Which one was this?
Was this the Enron?
Yeah, she's just so fucking weird.
This person that had running the fucking entire...
This guy is...
Sam Bankman was worth $22 billion.
And $16 when it happened.
And this is his girlfriend?
You know what I'm saying?
Don't be a hater, dude.
I'm not.
I mean, to each his own.
But if you're a billionaire...
I'm pretty sure you're going to get some hotter chicks.
You want to hear this?
Back in whatever it was, June or July, about like, should we even...
She's a nice looking girl.
And I was kind of like, oh, I don't know, this whole thing seems like weird and aren't there risks and like, what if these platforms get hacked and like...
It's, like, such a huge pain operationally and, you know, accounting-wise and all of that.
But, yeah, I lost that argument, I guess.
I'm now very glad.
That whole summer, for me, a lot of it was just about sort of, yeah, readjusting my expectations and being open to whatever happened.
I think, like, every week or so, Something, like, weirder than the previous week would happen.
Okay.
Alright.
I've had enough.
I think they're talking about growing something in a lab.
And then, basically, she's like, well, this is not really how you're supposed to do it.
Isn't this, like, fake?
And they're just like, no, we're just trying something else and doing this.
That's why she was like, ugh.
You know, she had to conform, basically, I guess.
And it's just...
Just not somebody you would think is running a multi-billion dollar crypto company.
Seems like a puppet, you know what I'm saying?
Look at Zuckerberg.
I mean, look at these social media people.
Yeah, they're all like puppets, right?
Zuckerberg is?
Dorsey was the only one who was like, yeah, this is my company, but I think Dorsey genuinely was just in over his head to the point where he was like, well, shit.
He probably signed some things that gave people power that he was just like, you're the face of it, but we're running the show.
So he was...
I mean, it's these kind of people that are out there, right?
Because even...
Who else is following the trend?
Kanye?
Yeah, Kanye was a puppet for sure.
No, no, but I'm saying who...
Like being in these positions of owning these social media...
Like he owns Parler, right?
I think he said he was going to buy it right away.
I don't know if he owns it now, but yeah, he was going to...
Something.
So, and then Trump...
The true social.
True social, and Trump's kind of out there, and all these people are characters.
Yeah, isn't that like, yeah, they put characters into positions.
No, you're 100% right, and that's how they control everything.
That's why that's totally normal.
That's like Klaus Schwab, you know what I'm saying?
We penetrate the cabinets.
Yes.
We start them young, right?
We start them young.
Yeah, let's see what the chat's been saying.
Let me see the fuck Benjamin Button.
Yeah, Larry David did that Super Bowl for FTX.
That was kind of funny.
Yeah, he did the Super Bowl ad for the...
Yeah, for FTX.
Crypto.
Yeah.
It was kind of funny because it made it seem like he was against it.
Like, everything he said, everything Larry David said was true about it in that whole commercial.
He was trying to tell us.
Yeah.
I walked into it when I was watching it.
I didn't know...
Let's pull it up.
Yeah, I came into the video that we were playing it and I was just like, oh, Larry David?
And it made me seem like, damn, he was shitting on FTX for real?
And then it turns out it's an FTX commercial.
But now I was thinking about it right now.
It's just like, holy fuck.
Like, that might have been some...
But, I mean, he...
Dude, Larry David has been on point lately.
Even with...
You know what?
There's a whole other fucking thing we have to watch about him, too.
And it's this exact argument we had about voting.
Holy shit.
Yes!
We're gonna watch that, too.
We're gonna have a little Larry David session here.
Alright, so here's the ad.
That he did for the Super Bowl.
And so here it is.
Here's the ad for the Super Bowl.
*music*
I call it the wheel.
I don't think so.
What does it do?
Eat loose.
Yeah, so does a bagel, okay?
A bagel you can eat.
One of the worst ideas I've ever heard.
Brother David, behold the fork.
I got 10 forks right here, baby!
Now I remember this commercial, Don.
Oh, it's just me.
Oh, that's not funny.
I don't like this picture in picture right now.
It's very racist.
It's just the camera's just on me.
Oh, okay.
I feel like I got a big job coming on.
You sign first!
No king!
Gentlemen, have you taken leave of your senses?
The people shall have the rights to vote.
Even the stupid ones?
Yes!
Stupid people vote?
Yes!
Ha!
Edison, can I be honest with you?
It stinks.
Does your wife know what's going on here?
She knows I go to work.
You're wasting your time.
And it's sad.
You might as well put the dishes in the shower.
Hey, Captain, what's cooking?
We're putting a man on the moon.
Are you out of your mind?
I can't even get tuna without celery.
Nobody's gone on the moon, ever.
Why not?
He's telling us.
It's four, it's really four.
It's four.
Like I was saying, it's FTX.
It's a safe and easy way to get into crypto.
Yeah, I don't think so.
And I'm never wrong about this stuff.
Never.
Hey, I left my cane in there.
What?
What do you mean?
Hey, that's an expensive cane.
Yes, yes.
So that was the commercial that Larry David did.
And everything okay over there, guys?
Let's see.
And then you said there's something else.
Is it just like a Larry David thing or is it in relation to this?
I think it was a skit from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Type in Larry David.
Type it in.
Oh, yeah.
So I love Larry David.
I can't, like, his humor is, I love his humor.
I feel like it's, like, perfect.
It's so good.
Yeah, it is.
He might have even, like, a little bit of watching him has rubbed off on me.
Yeah.
Where I'm even more, like, it's actually calming because of how chill he is.
You know?
So it's probably helped me for the better.
Where I'm like, hmm.
He's got a real point of view on a lot of these political things.
Whether you believe one way or another, he brings up good situations for it for sure.
Let's do the...
Type in voting.
Just type in the voting scene.
Yeah, voting line.
There it is right here.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
uh Oh yeah, this was a good little...
Everything is so good about voting, look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is our exact situation right here, guys.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, okay.
Oh boy, look at this.
Jeez.
It's ridiculous.
It's not even moving.
Yeah.
I had to move my golf lesson.
I would have been here much earlier if not for this so-called widow.
Widow.
Thank you for voting.
No thanks.
I'm good.
Take the pin.
You know what?
It makes a hole in my jacket.
And it's a thin pin.
Thin pin?
You give me that line?
Yeah, let me show you.
I've used that line myself.
No such thing as a thin pin, okay?
It doesn't exist.
Didn't hurt.
You happy?
Very happy.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, everybody.
I voted.
Look, look at me.
Larry!
Hey!
Hey!
Look at you!
Changed your pin policy.
No, I didn't change my pin policy.
I just...
I succumbed to pin pressure.
I'm human.
Yeah.
Well, listen.
I've been taking these glasses out for a little test run.
Yeah, I see.
Look at that.
Yeah.
They're no good.
We gotta get rid of the prop guy.
Get rid of Stan?
Yeah.
He's very difficult.
You know what?
You're driving him crazy.
I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here to make art.
What is the context of this?
And it's going to be real trauma.
Oh, man, this is the pin policy, okay?
So, the one, I guess it's the scene after this, is, uh...
He's complaining about the line.
Larry, what are you doing?
Can I ask you a question?
How old are you?
This one's funny, though.
I haven't seen this.
18. If a woman who looks like this was interested in you, what would you say?
Yeah, I'd like that.
And what if she touched you down there?
Down there?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
And what if she invited you back to her apartment?
To have sex with her.
And then she gave you $400,000.
Who wouldn't take that?
Yeah, who wouldn't take that?
Sign me up.
Thank you.
Is she here?
When's this happening?
All right, so that's the pin policy.
That one's funny.
Okay, the one...
Right here, right here, right here.
There we go.
This is how it kind of starts, but it doesn't finish it.
We rabbit hold.
Yeah, yeah.
So let me get the right video.
Guys, we rabbit holed.
There it is.
This is it.
One vote makes a difference.
Alright.
Oh, man.
This is definitely y 'all versus me right now.
So that guy's mad.
Because he didn't vote.
Is that the ending to the last one?
Like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this is the ending.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So basically, guys, if you haven't seen this episode, it's like an episode where Larry David was like tired of waiting in the line and he didn't vote.
He didn't end up voting.
Who are you voting for?
There we go.
Yeah, so let's start on this one and we'll go to the...
Hey.
Can I ask you a personal question?
What?
Who are you voting for?
Raymond Schneider.
You're voting for Raymond Schneider?
I have a proposition for you.
I'm voting for Mayu.
We kind of cancel each other out.
You know, this line.
Why don't we get the hell out of here?
I like it.
Huh?
Yeah?
Beautiful!
Let's go!
So you want...
Pleasure!
Yeah.
Okay, so that's how it started, right?
That's how it starts.
That's how the scene ends.
And then...
And then this happens.
Because his friends find out.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome back to KTLA 5's coverage of election night across the Southland.
Let's take you now to Santa Monica, where Jimmy Mayhew and the incumbent Jay Riemenschneider are neck and neck at this point.
Take a look at these numbers.
With 82% of the vote in, only 89 votes separate these two candidates.
So, Larry, I hear you're one of my husband's biggest supporters.
They, like, tie or something?
Almost.
Alright, let's go with the joint.
I can't find love.
Don't make me laugh.
No.
The results are raised in the San Juan de la mayoral contest.
And wow, with 100% of the precincts reporting, the winner is Jay Remenschneider.
Oh my God.
With all precincts in now, it appears as if Mayhew lost by one vote.
Oh my God.
One vote.
That's a storm.
Whatever lazy piece of shit didn't bother to vote is going to have a hard time sleeping tonight.
I don't know.
This is ridiculous.
So if anybody out there decided not to vote today for whatever reason, you could have changed the future of our city.
It's outrageous!
We're like, Rob, you motherfucker, Rob.
You didn't fucking vote.
You thought your vote didn't matter.
You thought your vote didn't count.
It's not true.
I watched you walk away from the line.
I saw you on the Liberty broadcast saying that you didn't want to vote.
Isn't that right, Rob?
Let me explain.
Come on, man.
Guys, guys, guys.
I can't believe you, Rob.
We counted on you.
He wasn't supposed to win in the first place.
Come on.
It was a blowout.
He wasn't even supposed to be close.
That's how much they cheated.
That's the only reason he won.
Get out of here.
You rabbit-holed us.
I thought y 'all would like that.
I thought y 'all would like that.
It's my fault.
Yeah, I know.
You rabbit hole does.
It's fine.
It's cool.
It's all good.
Alright, so let me just go back because I did want to ask you about what do you think DeSantis is not running, right?
I don't think it would be smart for DeSantis to run in 2024.
Do you think Pence is running?
Yeah, he announced that he thinks he has a better chance of winning than Trump does.
Right.
Which is fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, Better Choices.
Oh, okay.
His Better Choices.
Oh, and he hints at his own...
Oh!
Little fly boy.
Y 'all remember that, right?
A fly landed on Pence during the debates with Kamala just like it did on...
Kamala...
I mean, like it did on...
Hillary.
Yeah, Hillary and Obama.
Former Vice President Pence has said the Republican Party has better choices for its 2024 candidate than his former boss, Donald Trump, because Pence is a little bitch.
I think it's up to the American people on whether Trump should run again, but I think we'll have better choices in the future.
So...
Is that him taking the shot and saying, uh, DeSantis is better than you?
Yeah, he said...
Don't be surprised if a lot of people start coming out and just naming DeSantis as their pick and he hasn't even said he's gonna fuck him.
Yeah, so, um...
Pence is hinting at it.
Hinting at throwing his hat in the ring for the 2024 elections, Pence reiterated, I think there will be better choices, adding, and for me and my family, we will be reflecting about what our role is in that.
Pressure further on question, the religious conservative revealed he was consulting God as well as fellow Republicans.
We're giving it consideration in our house, Pence said.
Prayerful consideration.
So, Pence is like, you know, that's part of his campaign he's about to start.
These quotes.
So, yeah.
So, I think he is.
I think a lot of people thought that a long time ago.
I don't think he stands a chance.
Pence.
I mean, I don't know who else is going to run for president in the Republican Party either.
Actually, there's a graphic today.
They put up a graphic of, I think it was CNN?
Or was it Fox?
They put up a graphic saying of all the potential 2024 runners.
And it was DeSantis, Chris Christie, I think they had Mike Pence in there.
They had just some other randoms just like, bro, like, really?
Like, I don't think it's...
I don't think any of them have any traction.
I mean, we'll see.
Any traction.
Fetterman for president, probably.
Oh, man.
That was a whole other thing.
Oh, man.
It's insane.
It's so crazy.
Like the most fucked up people.
I don't get it.
Yeah, so have you seen the picture that they put for them?
It's a...
Type in a...
There you go.
So they have a picture of Fetterman at his first time in his office, I guess.
But he's not even the main...
Subject of the picture.
What did I see?
It's hilarious.
It's like they're not trying to detail.
Oh, I saw that ad.
That's what I was thinking.
Which one?
That Fetterman ad where he's like, here's my shirt.
Give it over to the kid.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And it's like an old ad.
Yeah, it's an old ad.
Yeah, they did the Mean Joe Green.
They tried to do the Mean Joe Green.
Oh, my goodness.
It's crazy.
But yeah, this is Fetterman's first picture for his office.
And...
He's cut out a little bit.
He's missing a little bit of his body there.
His wife isn't missing anything though.
So I asked Owen this today, guys.
I was like, Owen.
We put this picture on the screen.
I was like, smash or pass, Owen?
Owen would smash.
He was like, man, that's a succubus right there, Rob.
You better stay away from that shit.
Whatever, those are you guys' favorite kind of women.
And I was like, you say succubus, it's a bad thing.
He was like, bro, you will never come back from the depths of that succubus.
And I was like...
Hey, it's an adventure, bro.
You never know.
Don't condone this type of behavior.
No, it's not.
You're supposed to deny it like a normal...
Dude, look at her.
She looks like a fucking witch.
That bitch is a witch.
I'm sorry.
She is.
Look at her fucking shoes.
She tried to steal them from fucking...
She literally looks like the pretty version of a Wicked Witch of the West.
Before they got into politics, she's going to turn into fucking Pelosi.
Whatever, man.
That girl hits you up.
Nope.
On your DMs.
Hell no.
She's been smashing that dude, first of all, for how long?
You wouldn't even care.
Hell no.
You wouldn't even bad.
I'd be like, first, let's meet up, see how you really are.
Fuck that.
Then you'll be coming over and making excuses.
Man, she's changed.
Can she come over?
Hear me out, guy.
Just hear me out, okay?
She's a changed woman.
Oh, fuck no.
No, I don't.
No, no, no.
That's too far.
Let's go here.
Oh, man.
There's a video for this.
This is fucking crazy.
Like, I can't...
I'm gonna lose my mind.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
Don't lose your mind.
Rachel, this shit is fucking crazy.
Why?
Yup.
The euthanasia epidemic that they're doing to, you know, to these COVID patients they're trying to bring to normal Americans.
You know, do you remember?
I know you know.
I know you watch Futurama, right?
I'm not a big fan of Futurama.
Oh man, guys.
The very, very first episode of Futurama.
I know a lot of people are.
Talked about...
That's how Fry met Bender in a suicide booth.
Like, this shit's about to be real.
This shit is about to be real.
Euthanasia of the stapled men.
Set to die after losing his rooming house.
Like, he has a room and a house.
And they're not renewing or some shit like that.
So he's just like, well, fuck it.
Like, I don't want to be poor.
I don't want to be out of a fucking house.
So I'd rather die.
Let's check out this video.
He lives in a constant agony due to his back injury.
Like, oh my goodness.
The fact this is just public, you know what I'm saying?
Like, hey, yeah, we're doing this.
Don't worry.
Alright guys, let's fucking do this.
Here Farsud has applied for medically assisted dying, known as MAID.
He lives in constant agony due to a back injury, but has started the process for end of life because his rooming house is up for sale and he can't find anywhere else to live that he can afford.
He barely survives on Ontario disability support payments, which are just over $1,200 a month.
He doesn't want to die, but being homeless is not an option.
I know in my present health condition I wouldn't survive it anyway.
Farsud meets the criteria for MAID, physical suffering due to disability that cannot be relieved.
His doctor, who knows Farsud's real reason for MAID is his fear of being homeless, signed off on the application in August.
Wow.
Hell yeah.
Sign that.
Give me that paperwork.
He believes he could potentially access MAID in about a month.
I don't wish to be dead, even with the pain, even with the meds.
I still want to be here.
What?
Then what the...
What?
What the...
I don't want to die, but I signed up for this program that's going to kill me.
I mean, it makes 100% sense.
I didn't even hear that last part, this whole fucking thing.
What the fuck?
Yeah, so...
Is that like the fucking...
So it's a real thing, and it's...
I mean...
They've gotten it this far, you know, and it's going to be a trend and it's going to be a new thing.
And, you know, Austin will probably be the next place to start allowing this.
It's so crazy.
And if they can make this okay, then they'll start bringing it to places maybe that have, this is their cure for the homeless situation.
Right?
They're going to take it to these places that have these mass homeless camps, and they're going to be like, hey, any of you guys want to die?
It's legal now.
What happens when they start saying, oh, you didn't get the vaccine?
Or, oh, you're sick from this disease?
Oh, I think you're probably not going to make it.
You're probably not going to make it.
Lucky for you, you can die really nicely.
In our luxury pod.
You can pick package A, which includes a meal before your death.
You can pick package B, you can get jerked off and a meal.
You can pick package C, which comes with a dessert.
Or you can just watch a movie as we fucking kill you.
Yeah, or you can watch any movie.
The Room of Silence.
You just sit in a padded room.
And they release gas and you just die.
You're just gassed.
You want the old gassing?
You want that old camp vibe?
You want the Jew routine?
Oh my god.
You want to be beheaded?
We got a guy for that.
We got the Auschwitz.
Classic Auschwitz.
You want to be killed with like a death?
That's how they can practice that with people, right?
They're like, oh, great way for you to practice.
There's a guy that wants to die that way.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to try your death punch today?
Come in and try your death punch.
I'm going to die by death punch.
Anyway, we sound like them, right?
They love making fun of death like that.
For real.
Freaks.
Like Chuck Schumer inside his hotel, inside his fucking house right now.
They would love it.
We probably just gave them awesome ideas.
They're going to create these luxury packages and sell them.
Anyway, so there's this article.
I haven't seen this one.
This one's crazy.
Yeah, this is so crazy.
All of this is like the craziest shit, right?
Canadian man claims assisted suicide is being pushed on him by hospital.
So this is what we're talking about, right?
They're trying to convince this man.
And look at him.
He is fucking freaked.
This guy is freaked out.
They were like, I know the perfect photo for this guy.
For this article.
He is freaked out.
He does not want to die yet, but claims the government is incurred.
Yeah, because, yeah.
He said, I've been pressured to do an assisted suicide.
That's fucking murder!
It's not fucking assisted suicide.
What the fuck?
Look, they asked if I want What the fuck?
That shocked me.
Don't go to the hospital, people.
Yeah.
Just, I mean, this guy's miserable.
And it's crazy.
He has...
Cerebral...
Cerebular...
Cerebular ataxia.
Oh, ataxia.
That's a fun one.
A disease that attacks the brain and muscles.
Man, that is wild.
He's 47 years old.
Canada leads the world in assisted suicides.
Jesus fucking...
Surprise!
Come back and fucking take these people out!
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
This is like some shit, right?
We're just now hearing about it.
Yeah.
And it's been a thing.
Since 2016.
Alex was talking about this, but the rise of this shit is fucking wild.
Because more people are doing it.
And now they're pushing it.
Maybe they okayed it for some people that had like...
For people that had, like, diseases or stuff that was going to kill them, and so they okayed it for, like, they were allowing them to do this for people that were slowly suffering, and they're like, what can we do to speed this up for that situation?
For the death panel.
And they just kind of blew up on it, and were like, hey, want to die?
All you have to do is have depression, and guess what?
Everybody has that.
So, everybody can die.
It's crazy.
Man.
That's exactly what fucking Bill Gates was talking about.
I don't know if you've seen that clip with Bill Gates in the death panel.
He's like, yeah, we're not supposed to talk about it.
This is not...
Oh, my God.
I don't know why I'm surprised right now.
Have you ever heard of Midazolam?
Midazolam was a...
Look.
Oh, yeah, look.
Oh, shit, it's right here.
Oh, and it's a shorty.
Oh, look, since it's here and it's so convenient, why don't we just listen to the fucking evil-ass motherfucker?
Ugh.
All right, you guys.
Because of very, very high medical costs and a lack of willingness to say, you know, is spending a million dollars on that last three months of life for that patient, would it be better not to lay off those 10 teachers and What is it doing?
That trade-off in medical costs.
But that's called the death panel.
And you're not supposed to have that discussion.
Yeah, you're not supposed to have that discussion, guys.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Why would you even try?
But they were using this during the whole COVID nursing home.
Epidemic, you could say?
Mm-hmm.
It's this thing called midazolam, which was an actual, what they were calling the euthanasia drug.
So they were giving people midazolam.
Midazolam.
And it was basically just killing them.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And it's just like that's how they were putting people.
There you go.
The use of midazolam in the home care setting.
They were just killing people slowly.
Yeah, it was like a slow sedative.
So they were just giving them midazolam as part of the thing and like, oh, we don't know why this patient died.
Well, it's because they gave them fucking midazolam that was slowly fucking killing them.
Midazolam?
Yeah.
It's fucking...
Well, there's some more.
Hey, I don't have any.
I poured you on just now.
Holy shit.
This is why I love Rachel, guys.
I used to talk shit and she's like, bitch, shut up.
I already did that.
Oh, fuck.
Damn.
Don't be licking, guys.
You can't watch this.
This is for grown folks.
Just kidding.
It's only apple juice, guys.
Stop it.
Midazolam.
I know, man.
It's like, I kind of got offended because you were just like...
Trolling me right there, but you say it, fucking hilarious.
My dad's lame.
I was way too serious about this news right now.
I need to take a step back.
Yeah, you need to calm down.
You're on edge over here.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh, my God.
I had so much news, too.
The picture in picture.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's keep going.
Let me see.
I think I do have, since he was able to get the videos.
I do have some good news videos today, guys.
Not everything is as black-pilled as I sound.
But I will sound very black-pilled for the near future because I'm very fed up with these people.
Oh, yes.
Oh, man.
I got these videos, too.
You have the InfoWare article of this?
Is that what it is?
Yes, it's on there, too.
Yeah, yeah.
It is?
Oh, okay.
I'll just go to that.
But, yes.
Chris Ray and there's a guy named Clay Higgins, guys, from Louisiana.
And he went a little savage mode on Christopher Wray today and on the head of J6 committee.
And man, like, oh.
He said some funny shit about weed today, too.
I don't know if I put that in there because I was a little upset about that.
It's not even...
I get very offended when people talk about weaponized marijuana.
I have that debate with Alex all the time.
It's just like, it's not that it's weaponized.
Yes, it's stronger.
I agree it's stronger than what it used to be.
But it doesn't mean it's weaponized.
It can be that.
And he's talking about some crazy ass...
A lot of these people talk about the concentration of wax and flour in the same...
What am I looking for?
In the same context, but as they're one in the same.
So it's like, oh, they have this, the percentages are so much higher with marijuana, you smoke a joint, you're gonna fucking die.
Like, basically, it's like, no, like, concentrates are that much stronger, but you don't smoke a whole joint of a fucking concentrate.
No, because then you'll die.
No, you still...
No, I'm just kidding.
You overdose.
It's GMO weed rub.
Shut up.
No, it's not.
I mean, they're...
Not yet, anyways.
Oh, it is.
It's Bill Gates.
Listen, if Marlboro puts out that shit and it actually gets to the point, but right now we're not there.
We're still dispensaries or fucking mom and pops, basically, other than like Pink House and some other big ass fucking brands that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place.
It's like the vaccine, guys.
Do your research.
You're rabbit holing.
I am.
Okay, let's get back to this.
All right, here we go.
Yeah, Chris Ray got asked.
Oh yes, this was Juicy.
He got fucking owned today.
Ooh, we should get a button that says Juicy.
I'm down with that.
We can hand that out when we go out on Man on the Streets.
Alright, sorry.
I will hand that out.
I'll give out the Juicy Awards.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's a good one.
Oh, speaking of award.
Alright, stop.
I did it.
I led the rabbit hole.
I'm sorry, guys.
FBI chief Ray Squirms when confronted about undercover agents embedded at J6.
So, there is a vid here.
Yes, this is one of the ones we...
Yes, perfect.
And, oh man.
It's fucking great.
It is great, guys.
I gotta tell you.
Let's see.
All right, let's do it.
Does the FBI have confidential human sources?
Did the FBI have confidential human sources embedded within the January 6th protesters on January 6th of 2021?
Well, Congressman, as I'm sure you can appreciate, I have to be very careful about what I can say about when we are...
Even now, because that's what you told us two years ago.
May I finish?
About when we do and do not, and where we have and have not used confidential human sources.
But to the extent that there's a suggestion, for example...
That the FBI's confidential human sources or FBI employees in some way instigated or orchestrated January 6th, that's categorically false.
Did you have confidential human sources dressed as Trump supporters inside the Capitol on January 6th prior to the doors being opened?
Again, I had to be very careful.
It should be a no.
Can you not tell the American people no?
We did not have confidential human sources dressed as Trump supporters positioned inside the Capitol.
Gentlemen's time has expired.
You should not read anything into my decision not to share information.
Director Ray, gentlemen's time has expired.
This house is clean.
He says it.
He tells them.
Basically, Christopher Wray, his time is up.
You don't have to answer that.
Just stop, just stop, just stop.
Man, and he fucking owns...
First of all, it's fucking bullshit.
Y 'all know what he's saying.
Like, he can't answer...
You know the answer is yes.
And he can't say it.
And even Higgins says it.
It should be a no.
This is how egotistic these motherfuckers are.
They don't want to lie or get caught in a lie, but they don't want to not be...
Take credit for doing that.
So it's like, he could just be like, no, there wasn't.
But he knows at the end of the day it's going to fucking come out that there is proof that there is that they are on there.
So that's why he's just like, they all do that shit.
That's why it's important.
You know what I mean?
This is good.
They're getting it.
I mean, it's just like, it's like everything else, right?
So it's really great.
But what the hell is going to come out of it?
We're not going to know, but it's good that it's on record that they're not admitting whether or whether or not they did, even though we know they did.
So it's just the same thing.
It's just like, it can become really frustrating, for sure.
Yes, yes, very, very frustrating.
And that's...
These things, they need to happen.
This is kind of like how Rand Paul is doing.
If Rand Paul fucking called them out, he's like, if we take majority, believe me, your ass is getting investigated.
And this is kind of the precursor to that, but no one's going to open an investigation on the fucking FBI.
No one's going to fucking do it.
Right.
And the chairman of the J6, I'm not going to lie, this guy got fucking owned today.
And here's this video of him owning Mayorkas and the chairman of the January 6th committee over the border.
It's just great.
Are you aware or have you authorized CBP agents to release illegal aliens into America without having properly vetted, identified them, or collected at least basic biometric data like fingerprints?
Congressman...
I mean, you got millions coming across.
Congressman R. Isis.
Ms. Higgins, allow the secretary to answer.
It's my time, Mr. Chairman.
So right here, kind of breaking down what's happening.
He's going to start interrupting him.
He's going to try to say he can't do what he's doing, which is totally facing.
He tells him that.
But that's why he keeps interrupting because he's trying to make it seem like he can't do that, but he can.
If I want to reclaim my time, I will.
I'm going to move on without an answer.
Mr. Chairman, are you asking for me to yield you time?
No.
I'm the chairman.
Then I'm going to reclaim my time?
Moving on, Secretary Mayorkas.
Are you interrupting my time, Mr. Chairman?
Or are you requesting me to yield you time?
I'm trying to make sure that we conduct...
You're interfering with my five minutes, Mr. Chairman.
If you request me to yield you time, I'll give you time.
No, but that's not the procedure.
But that is the procedure.
It is not.
Yes, it is.
Of course it is.
I reclaim my time and I want this time back.
Secretary Mayorkas, have you used your authority to suppress exculpatory evidence presented by CBP agents?
Who've come under public attack and condemnation by DHS and the Biden administration?
Have you used your authority to suppress exculpatory evidence presented by CBP agents who've come under public attack and condemnation by you and the Biden administration?
Two points, if I may, Congressman.
Number one, in response to your second question, I don't even know what you're referring to.
And with respect to your first question...
I'll take that as you're on the record as saying no.
You have not used your authority to suppress exculpatory evidence.
If you're an honorable man, then obviously you should be able to say no to that.
Who would suppress exculpatory evidence?
Is your answer no?
I don't even know what you're referring to.
You will.
I'm going to hear that last part again.
Oh, my God.
That is fire.
I don't know what you're referring to, Congressman.
You will.
Are you aware?
Have you authorized CBPA?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, those are good moments.
They are.
And you're 100% right.
This is more of what we need.
This is them holding to the fire.
And I will say, since these elections have come up, they've, or not even elections, over...
I don't know, yeah.
Maybe since then.
Something has put a fire to them.
And I'm not...
Even Ted Cruz was on a...
I think this one might be old when he's talking about Ray X. Yeah, it's old.
Yeah, January 11th.
But no one has been doing that.
And even this lady, she was like, I can't answer that, or I refuse to answer that.
Yeah, there are lots of examples of what we're talking about, and you can find them on this article at Infowars.com.
But definitely, or you can find them all over the place because this is happening more and more and it's awesome and we need it.
And that's why it's important to share links, share information, share our link if you guys are watching us on, you know, the social medias that we're not banned from, which is we're not banned from any of them right now somehow.
But we are banned from YouTube.
That's about it.
You know.
Magnet video.
Oh really?
That's what did it?
The fucking magnet video?
The magnet video.
Should we break the ice with some funny shit?
Let me see.
What else here?
Let's just make sure we got...
I just want to...
I mean...
We still got more serious shit to talk about too.
So I'm not trying to wrap it up.
I just...
Okay, yeah.
What is it?
What do you got?
I want to laugh.
This is literally like...
The right versus the left.
Oh, sorry guys.
No, no, you're good.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Oh yeah, this is good.
This is an old one, right?
Is it?
I just found it.
And then look.
What the fuck?
You gotta love it.
You have to love it.
I'm sorry.
How am I going to do this?
This is...
I'm just going to have to do it.
I'm just going to have to do it.
You got drones over here fucking cracking it up.
And then he helps.
Like, this guy is so nice.
He doesn't want to tell her that she's fucking retarded.
I'm just going to help her.
She's, oh, baby, you're climbing over.
It's his girlfriend.
He's not going to.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah, I thought that's pretty funny.
It's pretty funny.
I continue with the news.
Did you hear Klaus today?
Yeah, that's right.
I thought you had a...
Yeah, it's in there too.
You want to watch Klaus right now?
A video.
Yeah, of course he was there.
Biden didn't make it, so he sent Klaus instead.
Yeah, the article is in there if you want to pull that up.
But, man.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is going on in A'shawn?
That's the place that we're at, A'shawn.
Oh, I think you know.
They all had to dress the same.
You want to talk about, oh, cultural appropriation is so bad.
You can't do that.
Oh, it's only the white people, right?
That's right.
It's only the white people who can't do things.
If you have a hint of color, even if you're...
Asians are basically white.
They got a hint of yellow.
But no, they're yellow.
They're not.
Man, who the fuck came up with that term yellow, too?
I bet you it wasn't a black person.
Bet you it wasn't a Mexican person.
We came up with the term yellow people.
Man, I don't even know about that shit until later in my life.
Exactly.
Alright, let's see.
Here's your daddy.
So this is his This is Klaus Klaus Klaus And he actually in this photo I think is when he's giving this speech to the world leaders telling them what to do and how to stay in line and giving them orders basically.
So here he is because obviously he's a part of the G20 summit that happened and my bad.
Why did it do this?
I didn't mean to.
So here's your daddy and here he is.
Maybe.
We can speak about the multi-crisis.
Economic, political, social, ecological and institutional crisis.
But actually what we have to confront is a deep systemic And structural restructuring of our world.
And this will take some time.
And the world will look differently after we have gone through this transition process.
Politically, the driving forces for this political transformation?
Of course.
is the transition into a multipolar world which has a tendency to make our world much more fragmented.
And for these reasons, events like this one, the G20, and so on, are the very important connectors to avoid a too great Segmentation.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You ready for that?
You ready for that, guys?
Jeez.
Oh, yeah.
It'll never stop.
And it's crazy that, you know, Biden had him take his place.
It's weird.
No, it sounds like a Babylon Bee article, honestly.
But, yeah, so he's just giving direction.
You know, we need to make our world, well, that's not the quote that he said that I'm thinking of.
That's a brave new world.
Yeah, he wants to create a new world.
And he understands it's going to take some time.
First, we've got to kill off a bunch of people.
But after that, we're going to have the perfect world.
Abortions.
Low sperm count.
No, no, no.
That's the thing, though.
Suicide.
Authorized suicide.
All that's not going to be in the new world.
All that's not going to be in the new world.
That's what it takes to get them to the new world.
Because at that point, everything's going to be...
Everything's going to be controllable.
Everything's going to be...
How do they say it?
More in line with their plans.
So there's going to be less people because of these assisted suicides.
Because of the vaccines.
A lot of this is just an IQ test.
COVID was.
Wearing the mask was.
I think the vaccine is.
They're trying to find the lowest of the low.
They're weeding out.
We're thinning the herd because, I mean, yeah, they don't want people who are too smart, but then they don't want people who are too dumb.
Right.
So the smart people, they're either going to get on their side.
Oh, they want people that are too dumb for sure, though.
Yeah.
They do.
No, no, no, for right now.
For right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they're the pawns.
Because I'm like, look at these people in power.
I mean.
Look at Kamala Harris.
What is happening?
It's controllable.
Very, very controllable.
Here's another thing.
I think we talked about it just a bit.
It's about these splits in the air.
Oh, no.
I'm just kidding.
It's about Abbott, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think we actually announced it, right?
Yeah, what was going on.
Yeah, that's fucking it.
That's another thing, which actually, you know, these are the steps they needed to take to get my vote.
You didn't vote, though.
They didn't take these steps.
If they would have did this fucking four days ago, not even a week, two weeks ago, maybe it would have been like, damn, you know what?
All right, we're actually doing something.
All right, here we go.
But no, they're not.
Barely.
So Abbott declares an invasion at the southern border.
Finally.
He has officially invoked the invasion clauses of the U.S. and Texas Constitution, now declaring illegal immigration at our southern borders to be an invasion.
An invasion, guys.
So, here's the invasion.
What is it called?
Point presentation or whatever.
Deploy the National Guard to safeguard our border and to repel and turn back immigrants trying to cross the border illegally.
So these are just basically a list of things that should be happening anyway.
Build a border wall.
Deploy DPS to arrest.
Really they should be deploying the IRS since they got the guns.
We got all the ammo.
Build the border wall, deploy gunboats to secure the border, which they should have already done.
All this stuff should be in place.
Designate Mexican cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
Yeah, because they kind of are.
Enter into a compact with other states to secure the border.
Enter into agreements with foreign powers to enhance border security.
All these things sound great.
Provide resources for border...
Countries to increase their efforts to respond to border invasions.
I swear there was one guy.
I think he used to be in charge.
There's this one guy, but he was a racist.
When he said invasion, it was super racist.
There's all this stuff going on.
Well, it's because he's in a wheelchair, so it gets canceled out.
It gets canceled out.
Damn.
Just kidding.
So, yeah, so that's good.
Good, good.
Let's hope that that actually happens.
I guess we'll see.
We'll find out.
We'll find out.
Take your vaccine.
Just kidding.
Let's see.
Vaccine.
Get vaccinated.
Get vaccinated.
Speaking of vaccinated, here's this.
Not that.
That's the wrong one.
This one.
Here we go.
Video, NBC News advises parents to keep kids away from unvaccinated individuals.
So this feels like...
I think I have a...
Go ahead, sorry.
No, I was just going to say this feels like a story...
There's a video for this.
No, for 100%, this is a great segue.
Yes.
For like, I feel like this is an article that's already happened, right?
We all know that.
That they keep just like going all the way back around full circle.
Oh yeah, we're getting full circle.
Full circle.
Don't throw those masks away just yet.
Because as winter looms, as winter looms, NBC News has had some top tips, some tips, some tips and tricks.
Just a tip.
No, you can't say that.
We're talking about parents and children.
No, we're talking about the vaccine.
Okay.
Still sounds sexual.
Catching respiratory viruses.
Keep them away from dirty, unvaccinated people.
Dirty?
It says dirty on there?
Dirty, unvaccinated people.
We're going to put that on a shirt.
Holy fuck.
You're dirty.
I'm in dirty unvaccinated.
Dirty unvaccinated.
Great job, guys.
You found something else for Rob to get offended by.
No, no, no.
I'm dirty?
I'm not fucking dirty.
I'm clean.
I might look you, but I fucking take a shower.
I shower every day.
Sometimes more than once.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
Duh.
Nobody else showers more than once?
Nobody else showers more than once.
Just you.
That's fucking disturbing.
So, yeah.
So, in a recent segment, there's advising you.
Do it.
Let's watch this segment.
What?
Of the makeup blowout song?
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, this right here.
This little saggy.
Can drink it.
Is this an ad?
Of course it is.
It's rumble.
God.
I didn't know.
That's alright.
You just gotta skip it.
All right, here we go.
People are burning.
Correspondent, Dr. John Torres joins us now.
You know, Dr. John, a lot of parents are so concerned about this.
If it's not one, it's the other they're worried about.
So, frankly, why does RSV specifically hit some kids so hard?
And then it seems like it almost affects others.
RSV used to be a flu which used to be COVID.
It's crazy.
The vast majority of kids, by the time they reach the age of two, have been infected by RSV.
But like you mentioned, not that many actually get complications from the virus.
This guy's going for that Fauci look, isn't he?
It's like a...
He's going for like a Fouch move.
Like he's got a little Fouch with the tan and the gray.
Is Fouchy tan?
I don't know.
Is he already a doctor though?
Stay home.
Guys, all of these things are stuff that you should avoid.
Like if you have these conditions, period, if you get sick, it's just normal shit.
Like if you have a cold or a flu, Don't smoke.
Don't be around smoke.
What do you mean don't smoke?
It's a normal thing.
That kills the virus.
That's why people who smoke weed and smoke cigarettes didn't get COVID.
If moms smoked while they were pregnant, that could also lead to more complications and more risk of having...
Which moms shouldn't smoke anyway when they're pregnant.
These fucking people, man.
Issues.
But over all the answers, we don't know, which means that all babies need to be protected.
We didn't know that.
Oh, all babies?
When do you think babies?
Wow.
All babies need to be protected?
Is that a Democrat who said that?
So now, oops, what did I do?
Is that a Democrat who said that?
Sorry.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm just pressing a bunch of buttons.
That's what we do sometimes.
Anyway, yeah, all babies need to be protected.
I cannot believe he actually said that.
He probably didn't even know he said that.
Oh, I gotta look at this motherfucker.
I bet you he's not even a fucking doctor.
Guaranteed he's not even a fucking doctor.
Oh, no.
They say they're not.
Who said that to us?
Somebody told us that a lot of times they say that people...
So there was a news broadcaster that was like a whistleblower, right?
And she was saying that anybody can be considered like a doctor recommendation or something or something like that.
Right.
And she thought it was.
It's not going away.
Guys, we're literally about to go full circle right now.
100%.
And this is what Klaus was talking about.
This is what they were talking about at the G20 or B20.
Not even G20.
Fucking gay.
But this guy...
Just listen to what this guy says.
I'm sorry.
Let's just do it.
So let's have a digital health certificate acknowledged by WHO.
If you have been vaccinated or tested properly, then you can move around.
So for the next pandemic, instead of stopping the movement of the...
Wait, what?
For the what?
Well, it makes sense.
Everything he said for the next pandemic that's happening.
Yeah, he's trying to let us know.
Yeah, I heard that, right?
For the next pandemic.
Is that Fauci predicted one in 2017?
Or 2016 when Trump would face one?
What is this guy saying?
movement of the people 100% which clogged the economy globally, you know, you can still provide some movement of the people.
Indonesia has achieved, G20 country has agreed to have this digital certificate using WHO standard and we will submit into the next World Health Assembly in Geneva as the government.
What was he about to say?
What was he about to say?
Hopefully for the next pandemic as the revision to international health regulation.
So the World Health Assembly in Geneva using WHO standards and we will submit into the next World Health Assembly in Geneva as the revision to international health regulation.
So hopefully for the next pandemic we can still see some movement of the people, some movement of the goods, and movement of the economy.
So yeah, get vaccinated or nothing.
Get vaccinated or you ain't going anywhere.
Get vaccinated or everything's getting shut down again.
Or you work at that place and you change all your friends' stats.
Infiltrate.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's a good one.
Do some fucking infiltration.
But should we remind them how in your face they have been about this entire time?
This beer is so sour.
It really is.
I really love it.
I was going to say thank you for bringing that.
That was drones.
Drones brought that one.
Y 'all have got me on a sour beer.
I might transition from IPAs to sours because of you.
Thank you.
This was a...
Two years ago?
2019?
Two years ago?
Two or three years ago.
This was right when COVID hit, guys.
Remember that.
The key message from our finding is that we found that recipients of the Pfizer vaccine, those who've had two doses, have about five to six-fold lower amounts of neutralizing antibodies.
Now, these are the sort of gold standard private security.
antibodies of your immune system which block the virus from getting into your cells in the first place.
So we found that that's less for people with Can't afford a fucking spray bottle.
That they are less likely to have high levels of these antibodies in their blood.
And perhaps most importantly for all of us going forward, is that we see that the older you are, the lower your levels are likely to be.
And the time since you've had your second jab, as that time goes on, the lower your levels are also likely to be.
So that's telling us that we're probably going to prioritize boosters for older and more vulnerable people coming up soon, especially if this new variant spreads.
Lordy, lordy.
I'm turning 40. Vaccines.
Next year.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Man.
Yeah, that's funny.
Yeah, I remember.
I remember hearing it on the radio everywhere.
They were saying the protection rate was like...
100% and then it was like 96% and then it was like 83% and it was like 70% it just like trickled down like there's literally you could probably find headlines of it trickling down just like in every like it like I'm pretty sure I remember we made a video Of them saying the percentages and how they've just gone down and down and down and down.
Basically now it's like, hey guys, the vaccine didn't fucking work.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
But did you hear about this?
I don't know if you heard about this though.
Maybe, maybe not.
Let's see what y 'all think.
Health officials are reporting a rise in respiratory illnesses across the nation and here in Southern California.
L.A. County officials saying the uptick in COVID and RSV cases is impacting local schools and hospitals.
KTLA's Pedro Rivera joins us live from Children's Hospital Los Angeles in East Hollywood with more including what safety protocols may soon be returning.
What should we do?
COVID's coming back.
Mike, share the masks.
They could be returning.
It's a possibility according to LA County Department of Public Health Director Barbara Ferrer.
That's because they're seeing an uptick in COVID cases.
So the whole reason that they're so messed up and getting sick is because they have been cleaning everything with alcohol, wearing masks.
Wearing gloves.
No one is getting microbiomes.
Nobody is getting anything to help teach their immune system because they're so freaked out.
I still see people with a mask on.
Everywhere I go still.
Everywhere I go, there's at least one person or more wearing a mask here in Austin.
I can tell you that.
It's so crazy.
The reason that they're getting sick is because they have terrible immune systems.
Yep.
And one vaccine will fucking do it.
And their answer is to suppress their immune system even more.
It's so crazy.
This girl wants to breathe.
I'm crazy.
I just want to breathe.
She wants to breathe.
I just want to breathe.
Yeah.
Get vaccinated.
Just kidding.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
Only time will tell.
How do you feel about when the next pandemic...
Because according to the last three videos that we just played, the next pandemic is coming.
I will move to Florida.
If you don't take your vaccine...
I will move to Florida.
If you don't take your vaccine, you can't go anywhere.
Well, no.
It doesn't matter where you go.
This is for the WHO.
This is for the World Health Organization.
Yeah, but I mean, Florida will be the last...
To follow suit.
Not here, not Austin.
We're talking about Texas.
You're going to go.
Abbott barely even saying anything about the border now.
How long has it been?
He ain't going to stick up for nothing like that.
Hey guys, but go vote though.
Yeah, and if I would have voted for Beto, it would have been worse.
So I voted.
So I don't vote.
I know.
No.
I know.
You do vote.
We've seen examples.
I was at her.
You're happy about Pelosi.
That shit didn't happen by not voting.
I don't know.
What if she was just retired?
She did not retire.
How do you know if she was like...
Because the House...
What if she was like, hey, Republicans, I'm not coming back.
How are we doing this?
And they're like, well, who's running?
We get the closest race in California.
It's because the house won the majority.
So, you know what?
You don't want to come back?
That's cool.
We'll have this guy run it.
She's like, look, I'm going to go run away with my man, Rob.
I mean, hey, do you see that fridge?
You see that fridge?
These big old boob jobs.
Guys, she has two of those fridges.
She got two.
What do you think about Elon Musk?
These guys were trolling Elon Musk and saying they were Ligoma Johnson and then he brought them to Twitter.
I thought that was a fucking funny shit.
So, I don't understand the troll.
What had happened?
They pretended like they got fired and they got interviewed by the news crew.
That's fucking hilarious.
It was so funny.
I didn't understand the first meme.
And he hired them back.
He said, important to admit when I'm wrong.
And firing them was truly one of my biggest mistakes.
And that guy on the left, he's playing the part so well.
Because you see that picture?
And he's not even happy about it.
It's so funny.
He's playing the fucking joke.
See?
That is fucking hilarious.
Yeah, they're outside with the boxes.
You fired Ligoma Johnson.
And they got interviewed.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, that's fucking...
I was trolling my friend today because I was like, bro, how do you know they weren't real people?
What do you mean, honey?
I don't know, because her name's Ligoma Johnson.
Maybe that.
I mean, to be fair, The FBI agent's name is Peter Stroke.
Yes, yes, yes.
And another guy's name is Buck Sexton.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's always the argument.
It's not out of the realm of what they do.
Yes, yes, yes.
So here's...
Not that.
What you got?
Can money buy happiness?
Bro, why the fuck wasn't I part of this fucking experiment?
This is some bullshit.
So this was an experiment where a bunch of billionaires donated their money to science for just a really good cause.
Just a really great cause.
And that cause was to see if...
Money can truly buy happiness.
I mean, how long?
That's got to be a long experiment.
Because short term?
Oh, fuck yeah, it does.
100%.
125,000% short term that brings happiness.
Yeah.
So I guess it just depends on how long the experiment was.
Of course.
So, we've often heard it.
Let them read the title real quick.
Scroll up to the top.
Oh, yeah.
So, guys, can money buy happiness?
Scientists gave people $10,000 to find out.
I honestly don't.
That's a very short-term amount.
Like $10,000, you can spend $10,000.
I mean, in a day for sure.
Damn.
I mean, I've never done that before.
But no, dude, that's short-term $10,000.
Give somebody a fucking million dollars.
Come back in like two years.
Hey, are you happier than two years ago?
And they're either going to fucking spend it all or going to build it and be fucking amazing.
But can money buy happiness?
Alright, on that note, Rachel, we have not been engaging with the chat like I want us to.
So I'm so sorry, guys.
Rachel's being a tyrant today.
And she was just, no!
She kept telling me no, and I just couldn't do anything about it, guys.
Let's check out what's up with the chat.
Can money buy happiness in the chat?
Hold on, let's grow up a little bit.
I don't know if I don't have a mouse for that screen.
Yeah, you do.
Can't you?
Not that screen, buddy.
There we go.
Who is that?
Yeah, scroll up some.
Let's see where we...
Let's see.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Dirty tricks.
Keep going.
There we go.
All right.
I remember that.
Keep going.
Like, corn on the cob.
Oh, I got one here.
Nice.
Lila.
That's very, very appropriate.
She said, slob on my knob.
Schwab.
Schwab on my knob.
Yeah, Schwab on my...
There you go.
That's a fucking, like...
Corn on the Cob.
Lila, you're from fucking...
I know where you're from, Lila.
Like Klaus on the Cob.
She's from...
That's like the East.
Like, past New York.
Like, how do you even know about 3-6 Mafia?
You're on some...
Oh, yeah.
Only Rob has to give you the permission to like 3-6 Mafia.
Only half of me does.
I got half permission.
Yeah, no, you can say...
Man, you know me.
I don't give a...
You can say the N-word around me.
I don't give a fuck.
Say that hard R. I don't give two shits.
Like, I'm free speech elitist.
We say it all the time here at the Liberty Broadcast from Rob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As you can hear.
As you can hear.
We say it better.
All right, the Vax Whisperer got me seeing helicopters.
Oh, we're coming for you, Antonio.
I will tell a secret.
That's a good impression there.
Surprised me.
I got the whole Family Guy impression.
Stevie does helicopters like shaloop, shaloop, shaloop, shaloop.
It's totally wrong.
That was fucking great.
I watch way too much Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers.
Bob's Burgers is a very, very kind of feeling.
I don't understand how you have time to watch TV.
Oh, because I throw it on once I get home.
I just throw on...
An animated adult cartoon for the background.
And I'm dealing with my dogs.
I start doing shit and it's just...
I got it on point to where I'm just listening at this point.
Kind of like a lot of y 'all do with Alex.
You just turn it on and it's like, holy shit.
Let's see what else we got.
Let's see.
Are there any wizards?
Yeah, that fucking...
That was a pretty hot...
She's not a wizard.
She's a witch.
She's a witch, but...
Pennsylvania's got a witch in charge now.
Mark of the Beast system.
Let's check this out.
Looks like we got a...
Over here.
What's over there?
In the chat.
Looks like a Don sent us Burn Your Enthusiasm.
Burn Your Enthusiasm.
If we're doing Larry David clips, this Larry David doing Bernie Sanders skit is the bomb.
Alright.
That's next.
See you guys.
That was like at 10.90.
That was an hour ago.
We can't rabbit hole now.
I'll share it.
I'll share it.
Well, okay.
We're finishing the chat.
See, Tyrant, guys.
I'm trying to finish the chat.
She's just tyrannical today.
I'm just looking to see what I missed.
Saturday Night Live.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, I have...
Somebody brought up Saturday Night Live?
Yes.
So, I have the whole monologue.
If you want to watch some of it, part of it, all of it, we can start it.
But, oh my God, show them what this guy just did.
I didn't even know that.
I heard the monologue at first and I wasn't sure.
Well, the whole monologue is like 12 minutes long.
Yeah.
So, we should just watch a clip of it.
Yeah, we can start it and then...
Because that's the full monologue right there.
If you want to start it, you can.
There's no clips in here.
No.
They're like, we can't.
It's the whole thing.
Read the title real quick, guys.
You have to understand what he did.
You have to understand what this man did.
Wow, it goes right into it.
Yeah, it does.
I'm shocked.
But I was very surprised at this.
Scroll up so I can read the title real quick.
Sorry.
I cannot believe it says...
What?
Drones, you being a tyrant too, bro?
Oh my god, guys.
It's Tyrannosaurus.
Dave Chappelle tricked Saturday Night Live producers by giving them fake monologue during dress rehearsal.
Fucking genius!
Is that real or fake?
That's what Paul Joseph Watson said.
I know.
It's got to be.
I saw this article.
You know, Paul, look, 534.
Why was I awake?
You know why?
Because I needed some water.
534.
I need some water, so I'm going to check InfoWars real quick.
I'm going to check InfoWars.
I do, I know.
No, I checked my Twitter.
I'm a freak.
But I follow him because he posts like the best news and he does it this early.
Because his time is different.
Yeah, he's in Ohio.
So I like getting my Paul Joseph Watson alerts because he's on top of like...
Oh, you follow Paul, not Dave.
Dave?
I was thinking you were following Dave Chappelle.
Oh.
Because he's got great news.
Yeah, I was a little confused on that.
Dave Chappelle.
Nah.
I don't think I follow him.
I don't know.
He's crazy, man.
I saw him whenever he was here before he went to Africa or whatever.
And he was funny as fuck, dude.
It was badass.
I saw him here in Austin.
That's badass.
And then I saw him right after he came back to comedy.
And I got like front row.
And it was badass.
And he looked crazy.
He got like all big and shit.
And he was wearing like...
The wife beater?
No, he was wearing like a denim top and it was actually an HBO thing.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And it looked like his top was about to fucking rip.
It looked so stupid.
And I was like, why does he look like this?
And it was so distracting.
You know what some people say, right?
They say that that's not the same Dave Chappelle.
No, I know.
I actually shared a picture of him side by side.
Because his ears are crazy.
Everything is different.
His nose, everything is different.
Dave Chappelle is hanging out on Tupac Island.
You know, like, chilling.
And they sent in some fucking weird clone.
Because what's so crazy is, like, him now.
It's true.
It's, like, it's the opposite.
He's not as swole.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just, like, did they...
So, do you watch Rick and Morty at all?
No.
So, I watch a lot of cartoons, guys.
So, Rick and Morty, he's, like...
Beth, what do you want to do?
You want to go out and explore?
I can create a clone that's just like you.
With all your memories, no one would know that you would even left but you while you're just out there enjoying life and come back whenever you want.
That's not off the riff.
There's so many videos of clone malfunctions or just people, whether you believe it's a clone malfunction or not.
There's a lot of crazy shit that's...
Guys, we are literally 50 to 70 years behind technology-wise.
Oh, yeah, big time.
Just between us and our military.
We're supposed to be on hoverboards and shit.
What we're supposed to be.
Yeah, you're supposed to have a suicide boost already.
So, like, duh.
Just vote.
Duh.
Just vote.
But, yeah, let's watch the intro to this.
This really, really surprised me.
I was just like, there's no other way that they would have approved him saying any of this without it being a fake rehearsal, I think.
Yeah, it was kind of crazy.
I saw it.
Let's see.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Chappelle!
Pretty funny.
Thank you.
Very much for being here.
Before I start tonight, I just wanted to read a brief statement that I prepared.
I denounce anti-Semitism in all its forms.
And I stand with my friends in the Jewish community.
And that, Kanye, is how you buy yourself some time.
Look at the way he's looking around.
I gotta tell you guys, I've probably been doing this 35 years now.
And early in my career, I learned that there are two words in the English language that you should never say together in sequence.
And those words are the and juice.
I've never heard someone do good after they said that.
Kanye's gotten into some scrapes before, but normally when he's in trouble, I pull up immediately.
But this time I was like, you know what?
Let me see what's going to happen first.
Let's see where this song goes.
Can you remember how it started?
I'm sorry.
Vaguely, I remember it started with a tweet, strange tweet.
It was like, I'm feeling a little sleepy.
I'm going to give me some rest, but when I wake up, I'm going to go DEFCON 3 on the Jews.
And then he just went to bed.
I was up all night worried.
What is he gonna do to the Jews?
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
I grew up around Jewish people.
I have a lot of Jewish friends, so I'm not freaked out by your culture.
I know a little bit about it just from hanging around.
I'd be like, yo, let's go out at school tomorrow.
They'd be like, we can't go out.
It's Sha-Nana tomorrow.
I'd be like, where?
Sha-Nana.
What is Sha-Nana?
I had so many questions.
Why do some of your people dress like Run-D.M.C.?
Dude, look at the people in the back, though.
Look at their reactions.
They're smiling, but they can't laugh.
They want to laugh so hard, but they can't.
A year ago, I'd seen them on a podcast called Drink Champs.
Great show.
And it was an amazing appearance.
Noriega and them were there, the rappers that I love, and they all had their gold chains and stuff on.
And Kanye said, only millionaires wear chains.
They said, what?
He said, I'm a billionaire.
Billionaires don't wear their money on their body.
I took my chain and I said, oh, snap.
It was good appearance.
It was fun and funny.
But when he woke up, he went on Drink Champs again.
This time, he was on one.
He was mad about something.
He said, I can say anti-Semitic things, and Adidas can't drop me.
Now what?
Adidas dropped that nigga immediately.
I...
Ironically, Adidas was founded by Nazis.
And they were offended.
Against the students who pass the teacher.
Those people in the background are real?
They don't show business rules.
They haven't really moved.
You know, the rules of perception.
If they're black, then it's a gang.
If they're Italian, it's a mob.
but if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and he should never speak about it.
Mm-hmm.
Kyrie got in trouble laughter laughter laughter Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Yeah, we can pull out whenever you want.
It'd been good if he would have said something about Alex Jones.
Yeah, no, they're not dipping into that water.
They're going to get canceled by the Jews and by the media.
So to apologize.
And then the list of commands to get back in their good graces got longer and longer in this.
This is where, you know, I draw the line.
I know the Jewish people have been through terrible things all over the world, but you can't blame that on black Americans.
You just can't.
You know what I mean?
Thanks to the one person that said it.
A fair punishment would be you should just post a link to Schindler's List and y'all write your own captions.
*laughter*
Kyrie Irving's black ass was nowhere near the Holocaust.
In fact, he's not even certain it existed.
I saw one news pundit screaming about Kanye.
She said, mental health is no excuse for that type of language.
Yes, it is, bitch.
Oh, shit.
You can kill somebody if you're mentally ill.
Listen, okay.
I don't think Kanye is crazy at all.
I think he's possibly not well.
Well, I've been to Hollywood.
Don't want y 'all to get mad at me.
I'm just telling you, I've been to Hollywood.
This is just what I saw.
Here it is.
It's a lot of juice.
Not a lot.
But that didn't mean anything.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of black people in Ferguson, Missouri.
I could see if you had some kind of issue.
You know what I mean?
You might go out to Hollywood and your mind might start connecting some kind of lines and you could maybe adopt the delusion that the Jews run show business.
a crazy thing to think, but it's a crazy thing to say out loud.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm telling you, that fucking guy with the glasses and this lady, they have not fucking moved.
Oh, now he moves.
The most ominous sign in midterms, I believe, would be Herschel Walker, who I don't want to speak badly of because he's black.
But I have to admit, he's observably stupid.
And that's why he got the SNL gig.
Because he's still going to, at the end of the day, he's still going to bend over and take it from the establishment.
Guys, don't be fooled.
You don't get a $50 million Netflix deal.
Twice.
Yeah.
For no reason.
If you guys haven't checked out the Liberty Broadcast, make sure you check it out.
We do keep all of our videos on libertybroadcast.com.
We also have a store on the libertybroadcast.com.
And yeah, so we have pretty much cataloged our older...
Streams on there, some videos.
You can also find us on band.video.
But yeah, definitely share, share, share.
And we do post links to articles that we go over during the show on our website.
So if you guys have questions or are wondering, that's where it is.
We do have a very important portion of the show coming up if it's time.
Are you good with your hard drive?
Yeah, because we've been doing the damn thing, but I gotta do the damn thing again in the morning at 6. That's when it starts.
That's when the craziness begins.
Those are cool sounds.
I miss like the Nokia sound.
Like the Nokia phone.
Like the old ringtones and stuff.
The old cool oldies.
I will say though I miss playing Snake.
I miss my pager.
Snake was a...
Pager life.
Remember right when they transitioned from pagers to cell phones?
There was this Motorola box that you could just look up and you could just text.
It was pretty much just a texting machine.
And it was just texting and internet.
It was an email, so it was fucking great.
Oh, it was a Blackberry?
No, no, no.
It was a Motorola.
And it was like this big.
It looked like a pager, but it had a flip screen up top.
And you can open it and you can just fucking see your little emails, your text messages.
I love all those things.
It's so simple.
That's all I want.
That's it.
Yeah, I love that.
Even when I was a kid, I used to love the cool little calculators with the flip top.
I always thought those were so cool.
If you had the calculator that opened and closed.
Yeah.
Which, you know.
Now you just have your phone for everything.
And it costs a million dollars.
A million dollars.
That was called a Blackberry, somebody said.
No, Lacey.
It wasn't a Blackberry.
It was a Motorola.
Did you ever have...
Were you the dude that had the sidekick, the T-Mobile sidekick?
No, no, no.
I didn't have the sidekick.
I had the AT&T version.
It was like the music phone.
It didn't slide out, but it looked like a sidekick.
It was pretty cool.
Those are so weird.
I never had one.
I had a Katana.
And I had like some other, I did have some weird ass phones too.
I used to have this phone and it was like very small and it was so cute.
It was red.
And on one side it had like the numbers and like a small screen, like a calculator screen.
And then on the other side it was like a, the whole thing was a screen, like a weird screen now, like a nice one.
And it had one little small like a button on the bottom.
That's all it has.
Yeah.
So it was like you can flip it which side you wanted to use.
It was pretty cool.
It was probably one of my coolest phones.
Anyway.
Yes, I found it.
What is this called?
Man.
What is it?
Hold on.
Oh, man.
We have some breaking news.
Yeah.
I gotta go through the whole fucking topic.
Was it called the Star Tech?
No.
Oh, God.
Nobody's even known what that is.
But I found it.
I have the...
Oh, look.
There it is right there.
I got the fucking colors and shit.
The Talk About.
That's what it was called.
The Motorola Talk About T900.
It was a two-way pager.
It had in red, blue, and green.
It was just...
Yeah, it was Talk About.
That's what it's called, the Taco Bell, guys.
The Taco Bell.
Fucking amazing.
Taco Bell it.
All it was was mail, inbox, news, and info, and that was it.
Just no phone calls, no internet.
Just Taco Bell it.
You got something to say, send it to me, and I'll respond.
Good to go.
Well, so...
Oh, yeah, the flip razor is badass, too.
So finally we are at you guys'favorite place and ours too because we don't know what the hell is going to happen.
Over to you with the Illuminati weather drones.
Music.
Oh yes, it is time for another...
I can't hear myself.
Isn't that the...
I'm not the...
Check, check, one, two, check.
Who cares?
We know we can hear you.
Who cares?
We can hear you.
I can't hear you.
You can't hear me either.
No, I can't hear you.
Go ahead.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
What's going on here?
Jones is such a technical guy.
I am.
No, I can't.
I really can't hear myself.
He's willing to risk it for the biscuit.
Yeah.
Why do you have to hear yourself?
We know what you're saying.
Yeah, but I don't.
I don't know what I'm saying, but you're saying it.
Welcome to the Liberty Broadcast.
Alright, so that's the thing.
I don't really actually know what I'm about to say, so I have to hear myself talk.
He has to hear himself.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I actually don't plan this out.
You can't hear yourself right now?
No.
But you can still talk, though.
Are you plugged in?
Try turning up volume number one.
It's up.
All the way.
I mean, basically.
Check, check.
One, two.
Check, check.
One, two.
Oh, shit.
Turn me up.
On the actual...
Check, check.
Yeah, I can hear my...
Oh, God.
That's a little too loud.
But that's cool.
That's good.
That don't work.
Okay.
All right.
We'll cut that part out of the show.
And back to you, drones.
No?
Jesus.
Well, we tried, guys.
Maybe I'm not a reporter.
Apparently...
I do not know what you're trying to...
You're going to blow my eardrums out if you turn that up any louder.
Really?
Yeah, it's so loud.
It's really super loud.
Okay, that's the problem.
I have bigger cans than you do.
No, I'm serious.
Sounds like a trans problem.
Oh, yes, it's time for another Illuminati weather report.
Oh, my God, the screen just turns black.
I had a whole thing loaded, and it doesn't want to load, but that's all right.
This is going to be the technical difficulties show.
Illuminati weather is technical difficulties.
Yes.
And also corruption.
Lots of corruption.
It's raining down corruption.
We have, as you can see in our election system, it's just all corrupt.
It doesn't really work.
And then the music's corrupt.
It's like fading up and down.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
Wow.
Also, it looks like we're going to have Alec Baldwin suing the armor to clear his name.
That's part of the Illuminati weather report, I guess, now.
I don't know if y 'all knew that or not.
Did y 'all know that?
No.
I don't know.
Never heard of her.
You never heard of that?
You didn't know that?
No.
And that was a good old, fun old time.
Thank you guys so much.
I'll show y 'all that.
Do y 'all not even want to fact check me?
No, I'm just kidding.
Y 'all do know that?
Just messing with you, drones.
Just messing with you.
Just messing with you, drones.
Aw, Google didn't tell you the truth?
Damn, it's crazy.
Y 'all see that?
He files a lawsuit.
I don't have a way to switch.
Alec Baldwin files a lawsuit because he should.
The gun killed somebody and he was offended by it.
Yeah, guns kill people, guys.
They jump out of your safe and just kill people.
Yeah, you know.
It just happens.
Bro, this is your story, man.
Oh, yeah.
So, no, I was just letting y 'all know.
Y 'all didn't know this.
Y 'all had no idea.
This kind of flew under your radar, I guess.
So, yeah, we talked about this in the picture.
Yeah, so Alec Baldwin is...
Well, Alec Baldwin is the first thing that I look up when I look up news.
So, I don't know how I missed this.
Yeah, yeah.
Alec Baldwin, you motherfucker.
So, yeah, apparently, like, you know, right now, if you pick up a gun and you don't check to see if it's, you know, loaded and what's inside the gun and everything, and you just aim it at somebody and shoot them right away, you can sue whoever you took that gun from, apparently, no.
If he gets off on this, this will create a huge loophole.
He's going to get off on this.
He is going to get off all over this.
These actors are actually competent people.
They're not held responsible.
When would they ever check a prop gun?
When would they ever check a prop?
Every time.
Why?
Why not?
It happened because it's a prop that you were given to somebody that has their job on the line.
If you have a gun, you should always check it.
No matter what.
Because they use real guns.
Even if somebody checked it before you.
That's the retarded part.
Yeah.
They use real guns.
We're in 2022.
Gun safety guns.
There's fucking BB guns that look like real guns.
Why are you using a real gun?
That's what I'm saying.
There's no logic in this story at all.
Well, they want it to look realistic in the movies, so they use real guns.
Like I just said, there's BB guns that look just like real guns.
Why would you even load it?
Because they were playing with it.
Sound effects?
Are you saying that they can't add sound effects from a real gun?
That they have to use real guns?
That's what I'm saying.
Nothing about this story has made sense from the beginning.
It's just another distraction, people.
We're getting distracted.
No, I think they're going to use this.
Can I just tell you guys that I went to the ENT today and I have slight hearing loss in my left ear.
Huh?
Huh?
What happened?
Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of the Liberty Broadcast.
Alec Baldwin is asshole.
Alec Baldwin is asshole.
We will be back next week for our Thanksgiving special.
Who knows what fun we're going to be doing during that time.
Last year we had a blast.
I'm sure this year will be just as fun.
So be sure to tune in to...
Somebody might get slapped with some turkey or chicken.
If it's me, somebody will be dying on the show.
Also that day.
Hey, what the hell?
What's going on?
If you slap me with a chicken, I'm going to kill you.
I thought you were plotting to kill me.
No.
Dang it.
This is the drama I have to deal with.
I got a job for you next Tuesday.
Is there a mirror somewhere in there?
What's going on?
Nothing, man.
Alright, guys.
Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode.
Rob, you got anything to say to the people?
Yeah, I love y 'all.
I love y 'all.
Keep it going.
Let's do this next Tuesday.
Andrew, did you get anything for these people?
Actually, I got some more stuff.
Did y 'all know that Uvalde voted all red?
Did y 'all know that?
Yeah, I did actually know that.
Of course they did.
I did know that.
Yeah, we knew that when that thing unfolded and all those people were going down there and making a whole scene.
As soon as they were saving their own kids before the police did, oh yeah, for sure.
As soon as they saw that mom in handcuffs trying to save her children, they were fucked, for sure.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I probably screwed up the outro of this show.
Let's try it.
Well, no, I mean, I think that we rabbit-holed a couple times, so we missed a few things here and there.
But Drones has those articles for you together that he will share.
What?
I do?
I don't know.
Do you?
I don't know.
He has the news.
So we'll continue to share that with you as it unfolds.
In real time.
Can I see his mouse?
This one?
This is the best show ever.
This one?
Yes.
You give all the mouse.
You said yes to both mouse.
We love you guys.
Thanks for putting up with us.
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Other places.
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Drones?
Yes.
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