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The Liberty Broadcast: Special Guests Drew & Marcos Episode #16

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	Thank you.
	Oh, you are tuned in to the Liberty Broadcast.
	I am Texas the turkey.
	I will be your host for the evening.
	Everybody else is gone.
	Oh, wait.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	I am just getting word that everybody has entered the studio.
	Yes.
	Introducing your host, Rachel Ray!
	What up?
	We got in studio 21 the podcast.
	Gang, gang.
	21, 21. Marcos in the house.
	We also have the infamous...
	And of course, as always, as always, bringing us the best broadcast, we got Alex Drones in the house.
	I don't like comparatively how much horns he got to me.
	Let's hear this jam out real quick.
	Will you turn my levels up just a little bit?
	Turn me up, turn me up!
	No, no, no, I mean my voice.
	Turn it up!
	Got to hear what I'm saying.
	Pretending like I'm playing, but I'm not.
	No, you're not.
	Jamie and Adon made this.
	But you also a fucking thot.
	Cutting on the fucking cardboard.
	Got a turkey.
	She's a fucking whore.
	Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of the Liberty Broadcast.
	We do have special guests in the house, as I mentioned earlier.
	And right now we are in the middle of a crazy fucking arts and crafts time.
	So I had these guys come in and I was like, what could we do?
	What could we possibly do for fun?
	And so I thought we could make some turkeys.
	My turkey's mad.
	My turkey's good at shit.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Let me see one of those brown papers.
	Drones, you're not excluded from this turkey.
	Fucking making process here.
	That boy got a switch over there, man.
	Appreciate what you're doing over here, Alex Rones.
	Here you go.
	Here's some scissors.
	I got to fix the light.
	We got all kinds of crazy shit going on.
	He's putting on puppet shows and shit over here.
	Like, we got to take it to that level, bro.
	21 the Muppets.
	21 The Muppets.
	If we ever have a puppet on the podcast, that's when we know we've done something wrong.
	No, no way.
	That's the exact opposite.
	That's when we know things are going crazy.
	That's the exact opposite of what we think it means.
	That's just getting started over here.
	That's how it starts.
	This is pretty good.
	We're leaving the tag on it so we can return it though, right?
	Straight up.
	Straight up.
	Gotta be frugal.
	You're lucky we didn't get...
	What we were gonna have was the damn full-on costume in the house.
	Oh, jeez.
	Lucy in disguise was all rented out of turkey costumes.
	It makes sense.
	This is a hard time to find a turkey costume, I would imagine.
	It is.
	It's that time of year when everybody dresses up and pretends to be someone else.
	Yeah, it is.
	No, that's Halloween.
	No, it lasts this year.
	It goes all the way through New Year's.
	Definitely.
	Some people go home for the holidays and pretend to be a whole other person.
	Oh yeah, for sure.
	So we are still going to dive into some fun turkey news.
	Just kidding.
	I didn't look for a bunch of news relating to Thanksgiving like I should have.
	Shit, one thing I want to say though before we get started is if y 'all don't already subscribe to 21 The Podcast, make sure y 'all go to 21thepodcast.com and subscribe right there.
	Me and Marcos be on there acting a fucking ass.
	We take shots for money on that bitch.
	We're doing it for free tonight.
	We do shots for free here tonight.
	Sheesh.
	And then also, man, I also do like a little gambling.
	It'd be one-off whenever the fuck because our sponsor is Bovada.
	So if you go to 21thepodcast.com slash Bovada, you can earn $1,000 bonus cash and play sports betting, electronic and live.
	He's not addicted to gambling at all.
	And if you are, you should seek help.
	That's that live stream of us in Vegas, by the way.
	But I'm telling you, 21thepodcast.com slash Bovada, you can get $1,000 bonus cash and you can bring Vegas to your house, basically.
	But yeah, I'm done plugging.
	My bad.
	No, no.
	Plug it on.
	Plug it on.
	Plug it away.
	Get it out of the way and get down to business.
	I don't remember getting this much plug time when I was on it.
	Shit, I let people say whatever they want to say.
	But me, I'm going to always interject myself.
	If I'm on camera, shit, I'm 21. You know what I was going to do was cut out little papers and put it on your glass.
	Big two and a one.
	Shit, I got it on the microphone.
	I know.
	And then I know.
	And then I look over and you fucking change.
	I told you you guys were colonizing the fucking Liberty broadcast.
	I gotta take care of the branding in this bitch.
	We're over here trying to fucking rebrand our shit.
	Oh my god, this is so Thanksgiving right here.
	We're sharing.
	This is ours.
	What do you mean?
	This is ours.
	Don't forget to cut your turkey out over here.
	We're watching you.
	Yeah, and then you guys can vote on who's...
	Crafted the best turkey or something.
	Oh, shit.
	I didn't know it was a contest.
	I'm about to fuck y 'all up.
	Yeah.
	Whoever wins is the winner.
	It's me.
	I do usually ask, what are your plans for Thanksgiving drones?
	We haven't even discussed that.
	I'm going to go gobble-gobble with the family.
	Gobble-gobble with the family.
	You have to drive to that?
	No, not far.
	Not far.
	Nice.
	What about you guys?
	What are you doing, Marcos?
	They're invading my home.
	Oh, shit.
	Very Thanksgiving style.
	Are you making a turkey?
	No.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	Bill Mills, right?
	Yeah, picking it up, man.
	Are you really?
	Hell yeah, I'm not cooking no turkey.
	I mean, I could.
	I could.
	But this dude keeps me busy.
	He's always like...
	Yo, it's all about 21thepodcast.com.
	Subscribe now.
	Yeah, while you're around the table, just let them know.
	I just want to be with my...
	I just want to see Lady Gaga.
	Oh, you fucking up, bro.
	You're not supposed to talk about that on air, bro.
	Nobody's going to see Lady Gaga on this show.
	Nobody's going to see Lady Gaga on this show.
	Oh, my God.
	Man, Lady Gaga, we play a Lady Gaga song at the end of the show every show.
	Really?
	No.
	Damn, I gotta go.
	A little Thanksgiving humor for you.
	I'm in trouble.
	What about you, Drew?
	What are you doing?
	Shit, I'm going back to the H. Gonna go see both sides of the family.
	Just chill, I guess.
	Do you contribute anything whenever you go?
	Yeah.
	I don't know what I have to do this time.
	I haven't even asked, so I'm not really concerned.
	I just, like, cough up money and just, like, y 'all do whatever.
	But I gotta go see my boy Chato.
	My boy Chato passed away this year, so I'm gonna stop by and go see.
	Go chill with him at his little site or whatever.
	Nice.
	I don't want to call it a grave.
	That sounds gross.
	He's in a mausoleum, though, so that's cool.
	It's just his spot now.
	I think that's nicer, honestly.
	Even though it's a little bit more of a process, it's nicer, I think.
	Yeah, I agree.
	He's got the motherfucking marble and shit.
	Yeah, that shit's live.
	Nice, nice.
	And that drive is like, what, four hours?
	Like three.
	Three hours?
	Yeah.
	Man, I'm not a Houston fan.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not.
	But because...
	I think that's like a chemical imbalance.
	Oh, we gotta go.
	We gotta go.
	Honestly, I heard that it was like the most polluted city whenever I was in high school.
	That's like if you're going to like Pasadena or something.
	Yeah, maybe.
	But every Pasadena in fucking...
	The U.S. is all fucked up because L.A. is even way worse than Houston.
	Houston is like on the fucking top cities.
	Not more than L.A. Yeah.
	Nah, fuck no.
	Look it up.
	Man.
	Look it up.
	I bet it's not.
	I bet it's not.
	I bet it's fucking not.
	Let's see.
	Crime rates.
	Like most populated, most polluted, polluted city.
	Yeah, type in.
	Most polluted city in the U.S. Yeah.
	Most polluted city in the U.S. Yeah.
	Let's see.
	Damn, you gotta prove you're not a robot just to search the internet over here.
	What y 'all be doing?
	See, New York and then L.A. Most polluted cities.
	Oh, shit.
	That's updated.
	This was whenever I was...
	Nah, bullshit.
	Bullshit.
	Houston was never on there.
	It may be in the top ten, but it's definitely not more than L.A. And New York just nasty as shit.
	Like, bro, that whole place smells like piss.
	Like, yeah, we on there.
	We on there.
	I mean, that's like the top 20 or something.
	But...
	But doesn't it, like, so they're taking it into the county.
	Where is it?
	Because it's important.
	All right, LA, California, Arizona.
	California, California, California.
	Utah.
	Oh, California.
	Houston, the Woodlands.
	Damn, Texas is before...
	Oh, it's like right there.
	Yeah.
	And so, and that's, yeah.
	It's probably falling down the list since I was in...
	High school is probably number one.
	I'm not going to stand for any Houston slander.
	I heard that you could live there and literally get emphysema by living there.
	Just breathing in the air.
	You can get shit wherever you go.
	I don't know.
	Just saying that about Houston is like...
	A disgrace.
	Yeah, it's like shit, man.
	You can go to New York and probably get the Black Plague with all the motherfucking rats they got running around in that motherfucker.
	That's true, man.
	Those rats are fucking huge.
	Like, jeez, man.
	Don't forget, guys, if you haven't already, go to the Liberty Broadcast.
	Obviously, go there first.
	Before you go to...
	It's a competition.
	Before you go to 21, the podcast, go to thelibertybroadcast.com.
	This is where you can watch live streams.
	You can join us on our chat.
	These guys are laughing like a couple of fucking children over here.
	What is going on?
	You guys have fucking secrets.
	This is going to be funny.
	I can't wait to see.
	I can't wait to see.
	Can you see what I'm making over here?
	I've not even looked over there.
	To look.
	I haven't even looked to see.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, man.
	Don't give us our two-craft.
	If only we had a fucking dash cam right now.
	You know it, man.
	Don't give us our two-craft.
	Or a dot cam.
	Dot cam.
	That's what it's called.
	Dot cam shot.
	You guys don't have a dot cam in this place?
	No, we need to get one.
	Drums.
	Drums.
	We're getting there.
	We're getting there.
	All right.
	We can't take you seriously.
	What's going on here?
	Let's look at how ridiculous this is.
	What's up?
	I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey.
	Alright, alright.
	We're going to jump into a little bit of news.
	And you guys just jump in.
	Well, actually, let me ask you.
	What do you think about another freeze in Texas?
	Who said this?
	I'm just asking.
	What do you think?
	I'm prepared.
	Do you think it's going to happen?
	I mean, maybe not this year.
	I mean, we had a pretty mild summer.
	I'm hoping we have a pretty mild winter.
	But, I mean, with the way that shit went last year, shit, you got to be prepared.
	So, I went and bought a generator, all that bullshit.
	So, I'm good.
	You got a generator?
	Watch for this generator to pop up on an episode.
	Yeah, like if we're in a blackout, like we're going live.
	We're going live immediately.
	We're just going to go live.
	Look, we have six hours left on this generator.
	We're using some of that time to go live.
	Shit, I went live during the last blackout because I was on a block with the fire station.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so I was good.
	Yeah, we were good too.
	Did you shut off at all?
	Yeah, I shut off like, it was like three days at the end.
	Dang, my fire station is better than yours.
	I bet.
	Ours never, our shit never turned off.
	I think it was because we also had a Sprouts on our shit and I think Sprouts like started like using too much power.
	That's what I think.
	I thought they were organic and shit.
	Yeah.
	And you have a generator now?
	I...
	I don't have a generator.
	The generator's about to be on order.
	I have to sell my ass a little on the street.
	I gotta sell my little ass on the street.
	We need to start a give, send, go for a generator.
	Let me get set up.
	But I've been pretty prepared all around in the other aspects.
	You can eat and you can shoot.
	I got kids, so I gotta make sure everybody's gonna eat.
	There's gonna be warmth.
	There's gonna be like...
	Devices charged because I'm going to need them to be occupied while I'm figuring out shit.
	While you're panicking.
	While the lights are out.
	Just charge your devices.
	Watch something on your devices.
	Nice.
	What about you drones?
	Are you prepared for if we have another winter storm?
	Hell no.
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm totally prepared.
	He couldn't hold it in.
	He couldn't hold that joke in long enough.
	He's like, are you kidding me?
	My middle fucking name is prepared.
	All my prep fell in the ocean.
	On a fishing trip.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Nice.
	Off the coast of Galveston.
	That was a great joke.
	Near Houston.
	That was a great joke.
	Which is not polluted.
	See how I was trying to get to the Houston love and you're like shitting on it?
	Hey, don't forget to go to LibertyBroadcast.com.
	See how he does, see what I have to put up with y 'all.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't ever let me talk on our show, so I gotta do it on your show.
	That's fine with me.
	That's fine with me.
	He's fucking super concentrating over there.
	My shit's about to win.
	Y 'all fucked up and said it was a competition.
	It's long.
	I like it.
	It's pretty good.
	Yeah, we'll see who wins.
	We'll see.
	Don't show the goods just yet.
	Are you doing one?
	I want to do it.
	Well, I don't need a big old...
	I already know what I'm doing.
	Oh, alright.
	It's not really a secret.
	I have no idea what I'm doing.
	Alright.
	But I know what this turkey's about to do.
	So, I wanted to find some crazy news.
	I don't know.
	Some kind of new shit.
	Some new news.
	And I saw this story.
	Trying to find some new news on the internet?
	New news on the internet.
	So doctors declared this man dead.
	He came out alive.
	Oh, that was yesterday.
	Yeah, this was yesterday.
	That's crazy.
	Is this Disney?
	Is he back?
	I wonder, but did they say he was brain dead?
	I mean, he must have started breathing, but he didn't just wake up.
	No.
	He's not woke.
	He was woke.
	But I touched his cheeks to my happiness and horror.
	It was warm.
	He was breathing.
	So the relative was like, what the hell?
	The body's still warm.
	I don't know.
	Would you touch the cheeks of a dead body?
	Or a body that's been declared dead?
	I mean, yeah.
	If it was family.
	Yeah.
	In a bizarre twist of fate, a man pronounced dead by doctors was discovered alive and breathing after spending at least six hours in a morgue freezer.
	That's like a horror movie beginning.
	Something entered his body and took it over and they're like, alright, he's done with this one.
	And this is like 3am.
	This is bedtime anyway.
	It's like someone else got a second chance.
	It's either evil or it's like good.
	Is that too broad of a brush to paint with?
	I mean, this man, look it.
	Either way, I don't trust him.
	I mean, what am I looking at?
	He looks like my tío.
	He looks like my tío.
	He was lying.
	He thought it was a funny joke, right?
	He's like, watch, I'm going to pretend like I'm dead.
	They're going to think I'm dead, watch.
	I don't have to go to work today.
	Yeah, or you can be like this lady here, and she died.
	Well, you can't be like her, I guess.
	But this woman lived to be 124 years old.
	Gross.
	Oldest person in the world has died.
	Guess how she died?
	Smoking?
	COVID.
	COVID.
	Really?
	No.
	Like, that's what they're going to say?
	That's another Thanksgiving.
	She was tired?
	She's not even alive in this picture.
	They just put...
	Oh, they do that sometimes.
	How would you feel about that if your family wanted to, like...
	You know what?
	I'm sure I wouldn't even care.
	I'd be dead in a bitch not even worried about it.
	You would not care.
	What would you have them...
	If you could choose how they're propping you up...
	You know, choosing someone...
	What would you be doing?
	Nah, see, that's my main thing, man.
	I do, like, man, I'm a big dude, so, like, don't put a pillow under my head to wear my fucking chins all against my chest and shit.
	This is where you can put your request in now, and then I can replay this video.
	My shit's already, like, written out.
	Like, I don't have a will or whatever, but motherfuckers know that, like, if the motherfuckers that know what needs to happen to me when I die are dead already.
	Something's really wrong.
	Then it doesn't even matter.
	Nobody cares.
	You're not using that body anymore.
	Just let it decompose.
	Nobody's got to do anything with it.
	Just make sure he's got that H-Town hat on.
	Straight up.
	Well, shit, that shit's tattered on me, so it ain't never leaving.
	Oh, shit.
	But it's going to be covered, you know, probably.
	Why?
	Just put me with the tank top.
	Oh yeah, that's a good point.
	I didn't think about that.
	I don't know.
	I don't really want a viewing and stuff too.
	If I die young to where I still have friends and stuff that are alive, yeah, sure, whatever.
	And if that happens, there's two things that I want to happen.
	One is if there's a funeral procession, it's going to be the hearse.
	That I'm riding in up front and then my loved one's right behind it and I just want them to go to the closest roundabout that's really busy and just drive around that bitch five times so the procession is following and there's so much traffic it just gets all mixed up and shit.
	That shit would be crazy.
	So you want total chaos?
	Yeah.
	Why not?
	Just one last...
	What do you do whenever you see those funerals?
	Do you pull over?
	And you wait, no matter how long it is?
	I mean, I'd be respectful, but, you know, if there's a way out of it, like around it, rather, not out of it.
	Yeah, like if I can make a turn and get out of there, then yeah, I'm out of there.
	Damn, that's deep.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Well, that sucks, that roundabout situation.
	No, yeah, that would be funny as fuck, though.
	That would be hilarious.
	I don't think so.
	Everybody would just be like, fucking Drew.
	All right, so I don't know if you guys have heard or not, but there's a Mario Brothers movie coming out.
	Another one?
	And there's not even Italians playing them.
	I know.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, who's Mario?
	Yeah, Mario is Chris Pratt, and then Luigi isn't even Luigi.
	They still could have got the regular Luigi.
	They still could have got the regular Luigi to play Luigi, but they did not.
	So Chris Pratt is this Italiano Mario.
	And I guess this will take me to the next.
	Oh, there we go.
	Charlie Day.
	I love Charlie Day, but man, you're no Luigi, brother.
	Like, man, they could have got...
	What's his name?
	What's Luigi's name?
	Ferragamo?
	What's his name?
	You know what I'm talking about from Chef.
	He's on everything.
	He's literally on everything.
	The original Luigi, bro.
	When they were plumbers and they had the...
	You don't remember the Mario movie?
	No, no, no.
	Leguizamo.
	Leguizamo.
	Leguizamo's got my heart, by the way.
	Like, why the fuck didn't they cast him as Luigi?
	He's still making shit.
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I'm starting to buy into this.
	All right.
	Let's get Leguizamo back on this.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Like, Charlie Day.
	Like, bro, shut up.
	Screaming ass motherfucker.
	Like, man, he's just going to be screaming.
	Oh, my God, Mario, there's fucking mushrooms everywhere.
	It's like, come on, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just panicking.
	Oh, man.
	Freaking out all day.
	He's freaking out just like his character does everywhere.
	If they don't have him, at least do a cameo.
	Throw the whole movie away.
	Throw the whole movie away.
	Mario's gone, right?
	Bob Hoskins, R.I.P.
	Did he die?
	I don't even know.
	Eddie Valiant from Roger Rabbit.
	What do you think about Princess Peach?
	Not too bad.
	She's a suck-ass.
	She looks terrible.
	One Night in Soho?
	I don't even know who she is.
	One Night in Soho?
	That's the first movie I think that she was going to give her out.
	That's the cast.
	That's the cast.
	Who's Bowser?
	No, y 'all could have kept going there.
	There was six more.
	Isn't Bowser...
	Oh.
	Oh, continue, right?
	Yeah.
	How do I fucking go?
	I don't see it.
	Scroll up.
	There it is.
	Oh, there it is.
	Fucking tricky.
	Oh, come on, man.
	I'm not a big Jack Black fan in the first place.
	Wait, Bowser is Jack Black?
	Bowser is Jack Black, bro.
	You know what?
	The cartoony version of Bowser, I could see that.
	Really?
	Seth Rogen is Donkey Kong?
	Alright, now that makes me mad.
	Fuck Seth Rogen.
	That's the only one that I kind of fuck with.
	Really?
	Yeah, I like Seth Rogen.
	I mean, I love Seth Rogen, but he should be like...
	Who was the last one?
	Bowser?
	Bowser.
	I could see him as Bowser.
	Nah, bro, because that's like...
	They flip those, though.
	Jack Black should be Donkey Kong.
	He can't say it.
	Oh, please.
	Man, this movie is ass, man.
	This movie is fucking stupid.
	No, this little white dude's gonna be...
	This black dude's gonna be this little fucking toad.
	No.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	No.
	Cranky Kong.
	I don't like him either.
	Yeah, I've never even really seen Cranky Kong.
	I don't remember him really.
	I played a lot of Donkey Kong too.
	I did Donkey Kong Country.
	It was my shit.
	What do you think about this?
	Is this racist?
	If you have to ask, it probably is.
	Does who even...
	Does that dude barely ever showed up?
	This little wizard character dude?
	Nah, he's there quite a bit.
	He's in the clouds.
	Yeah, but...
	Who cares about that, dude?
	You gotta be good to get to those levels, Marcos.
	Who is this?
	Spike.
	I've never seen that guy.
	Yeah, I've never seen that Spike character.
	Oh, that shit looks stupid as fuck.
	That's like...
	I don't think they should do this movie.
	No, like why are they doing that?
	They're just ruining it.
	Isn't it like...
	What is it called whenever it's like sort of anime or it's like real, real?
	Yeah, they're trying to do everything like that.
	What is it called?
	Real life action?
	Oh, no, it's not real life action.
	No way.
	No, they're voicing it.
	Look, it says it right there.
	Oh, they're voicing it?
	Yeah.
	No, they ain't doing that.
	Oh, you know what?
	That changes everything.
	That does change everything.
	Okay, this changes all of my picks.
	But still.
	All of my picks.
	But I still wouldn't pick Chris Pratt.
	No, fuck no.
	I still don't want Chris Pratt.
	All right, so you wouldn't pick Chris Pratt because of why?
	Because if I see his name...
	What if I told you he did the best voice?
	Which was what?
	The best Mario voice.
	Really?
	No, she's saying hypothetically.
	No, the dude...
	Wait, is the Mario dude still alive?
	This is my question.
	Nah, I doubt it.
	Are they skipping over him, though?
	I just have to know.
	Are they skipping over...
	The real life fucking Mario to give it to Chris Pratt because then it'll just make me mad.
	Because if the dude's still there, give him a movie.
	Maybe he didn't want to get vaccinated or some shit.
	If they make you vaccinated to get in a booth and do this fucking crossover shit, don't do that movie.
	Don't go in that booth, bro.
	There's no telling what else they're going to make you do.
	Because you're already doing stupid shit to appease someone else.
	You're like, oh sure, just put it in my mouth.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Bend over, yeah.
	Okay.
	They said it was highly recommended.
	I don't know about all that.
	Did we just get kicked off the internet?
	No, no.
	Why do you say that?
	Because every time we say those words...
	Let's see.
	So there's the comments over there.
	Who's tuning in?
	Who's tuning in?
	Derek Bird said, what up?
	Is that Derek's last name?
	Welcome to the Thunderdome.
	Where do you see that at?
	To the left.
	On that screen over to the right.
	I feel like we should cast Amari.
	I wonder is that Derek that we know?
	Is that his last name?
	Derek.
	If you're the Derek.
	There we go.
	What's up, Derek?
	You didn't know Derek was coming over here watching the Liberty broadcast on Tuesdays.
	No, I just didn't know his last name was Bird.
	Well, you also didn't know he was fucking coming over here on Tuesday watching the Liberty broadcast.
	Damn.
	You also might not know about Lil Nuggy.
	Who's Lil Nuggy?
	Oh, yeah.
	Y 'all might not know about Lil Nuggy.
	Lil Nuggy Supreme.
	Lil Nuggy needs to make an appearance somewhere.
	Well...
	That sounded a little aggressive.
	You don't know that he's playing on 21 hours.
	Sheesh.
	Sorry.
	So, Jared Leto...
	So, I saw this headline, and I was hoping it'd be, like, an easy video to click on, but it's not.
	But it says, Jared Leto's Super Mario Italian accent in House of Gucci mocked.
	So, you're saying it's a ridiculous movie?
	Oh, you can play it?
	Yeah, I think.
	Oh, fuck yeah.
	We might as well just go to, like, one, two, three movies and just watch something.
	Let's just watch some movies.
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	Meet the family.
	Hey, everybody.
	Patrizia?
	Patrizia?
	Oh, this is what y 'all were trying to go watch?
	Okay.
	What the hell is this?
	Oh, this is this Gucci.
	This is Ridley Scott, though.
	This is the only saving grace that this is.
	Adam Driver's live.
	Where does he talk like Luigi?
	I don't even see Lady Gaga.
	I don't like this.
	I don't even see Jared Leto.
	Oh, nice.
	They got him big in this bitch.
	Jared Leto's pretty live, though.
	He's played some good parts.
	I love that.
	Did you know he has his own cult?
	His own cult?
	He has his own cult.
	He has an island with followers on it.
	Yeah, I saw that shit.
	And he comes and visits them sometimes.
	Is that a movie in theaters, or is that a movie you could just watch at home?
	Oh, you could go see that in the theaters right now, I hear.
	Yeah, you could go see it tomorrow, too.
	That's crazy.
	Or you can go see Ghostbusters.
	Have y 'all seen the new Ghostbusters trailer?
	I don't know.
	What do you think about this?
	I've not.
	I don't even think I've really finished watching the first Ghostbusters.
	Y 'all are so out of touch.
	Y 'all are so out of touch.
	I get the premise of it.
	I've seen enough of it to know that it's like, I mean, I get it.
	It's a deep part of my childhood.
	Watcher.
	Y 'all have seen Stranger Things, right?
	You know when they dressed up as fucking Ghostbusters kids and they ran around pretending to be Ghostbusters and telling each other who they were in the Ghostbusters world?
	I did not keep that in my memories.
	That was me.
	Even though you don't remember it.
	That was fucking me.
	I would go see that tomorrow at Ghostbusters.
	I actually had a proton pack when I was a kid.
	I'm not making America great again.
	I made my own.
	Darth Totes.
	Don't mix me up in that MAGA stuff.
	And the little trap.
	I built it out of a shoebox.
	I had a trap that busted open.
	It had a little lever.
	I was like, man.
	I had a proton pack made out of boxes.
	Man, I was there.
	I was there.
	You were ghetto.
	Ghetto busters.
	Also, they didn't sell this shit.
	Merchandising was not as prevalent back when I was a kid.
	I just don't associate myself with that shit.
	When they made the first Batman movie, they had like 500 Batman toys made.
	Yeah.
	Only 500?
	When they made the first Star Wars movie, they sold people cardboard cutouts of the toys and said, here, register your name and we'll send you the toy when it's made.
	They were doing it like this.
	Merchandising is...
	Is a fairly new...
	They're going to have to go back to doing that shit because all those toys are out floating in the ocean.
	I mean, I think that's a smart way to do it, really.
	I mean, if you think about it.
	A placeholder?
	Yeah, just give you something.
	But it has to come soon.
	Like, I don't think...
	I don't know.
	Back in the day, we used to have to make lightsabers out of flashlights and shit.
	I was going to ask, whenever you were doing...
	Ghetto busters when you were a kid.
	Were you, like, trying to catch the fucking Bloody Mary and the La Chusa?
	The Chupacabra?
	Trying to find the motherfuckers.
	I ain't gonna lie, that La Chusa shit used to scare the fuck out of me, man.
	That was the first one I had heard about, really.
	Like, I knew, like, the boogeyman and shit, but La Chusa?
	That motherfucker, I was like, nah.
	Because then you would always see birds outside, and I always thought it was Lachusa.
	I know, right?
	Like a nighttime bird.
	What did you hear?
	If the Lachusa came and sat on your windowsill, what were you to do?
	I never knew that.
	I did know that it came and sat on your windowsill.
	But I was never told what to do.
	And I think that was probably part of, like, my boy scaring me was, like, I'm not going to tell you what to do.
	Like, you're going to have to find out.
	If that bitch finds you, you fucked, buddy.
	And so, yeah, I used to, I still, to this day, sometimes, like, when I hear shit, like, hit my window at night, like, I know it's nothing, like, I mean, it could just be whatever, like a little June bug running into it or whatever, but fuck.
	I still think about that shit.
	That's why I have a hard time around people crying.
	I'm like, You trying to take my soul?
	You trying to take my soul?
	Buck up!
	Here's some eyes for you guys.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, I got two eyes already.
	No, that's good, though.
	Yeah, I remember whenever I was a kid, somebody telling me that if it landed on your window, like, still, then you should, like, throw salt at it or something.
	That makes sense.
	Something with salt.
	I'm always doing the left shoulder.
	Throw it over your left shoulder and shit.
	I still do.
	When it gets spilled in the house, I'm like screaming at the kids.
	Y 'all make all this fucking mess.
	And I'm like throwing it over my shoulder.
	You're like, this is part of life.
	This is life-giving.
	It's life-giving.
	Nice.
	You dropped it.
	Yeah.
	I'm not very superstitious.
	I'm not superstitious, though.
	But I'm a little stitious.
	It's just like a muscle memory nerve reaction.
	Nice.
	Don't get me.
	Don't get me.
	Yeah, for real, bro.
	I was talking about that recently on my show.
	I can't even remember who or what I was talking about with.
	But I was, oh, it was with Manny.
	And shouts to Manny Moe.
	And we were talking about, like, paranormal shit.
	Because when I first saw Paranormal Activity, and I still thought that shit was real, like that the movie was real, I thought, like, that shit kept me up at night.
	Like, I still don't fuck with Paranormal, but I don't invite that shit into, like, my life.
	Yeah, that's what I do with the Lachusa.
	I do not invite, as an adult, I keep my windows closed at night.
	So you're doing a restream?
	So we're streaming to Twitch right now?
	Yeah, yeah, we're streaming to Twitch.
	I need to start Twitch.
	You know, we get a bunch of weird shit on Twitch.
	I thought you had to do some sort of game if you were on Twitch.
	No, you could just stream.
	Not anymore.
	You can just stream.
	You can just stream.
	That's interesting.
	But it was this restriction.
	Yeah, I mean, we kind of could have always done it because of Blackjack, but still.
	But now that we're doing the Bovada shit, at 21.com, 21podcast.com slash Bovada, if y 'all want to get a thousand punches, go through that, bitch.
	If y 'all want to get a thousand...
	Bonus cash.
	Bonus cash.
	You better go to Brovada.
	Mm-mm.
	Bovada?
	Mm-hmm.
	Brovada.
	Brovada.
	21thepodcast.com slash bovada.
	No, you can even just go to 21thepodcast.com.
	That bitch will pop up and hit you.
	You just click that motherfucker.
	They have it set.
	They got the algorithm.
	They got with fucking Zuckerberg.
	Nah, I figured out.
	I learned.
	Because I do all my website shit myself.
	And I don't know.
	I just figured out how to make it to where if you go to a website, it'll like.
	Give somebody a message, and then, like, they can click it or whatever.
	All right.
	Well, while you're doing that, don't forget to go to libertybroadcast.com and just go there.
	Just go check it out.
	There's these things called websites.
	You just go there.
	You just go to them.
	So what are you feeling about the dollar store is now going to be $1.25?
	I mean, it's on point, but they should kind of...
	I mean, really, they don't have to change their name, I guess, if you think about it.
	A dollar could be...
	I mean, it's dollar tree, which would imply that there's a lot of dollars on that tree.
	Just add a quarter.
	Dollar quarter tree.
	I like that.
	Dollar quarter tree.
	I like that.
	Dollar quarter tree.
	That's hard to say.
	You say dollar 25 tree.
	Nah, that's hard to say.
	That's too many.
	Yeah.
	Dollar 25. $25.
	Yeah.
	The $1.25 store.
	Detergent costs $1.25.
	The Dollar Tree.
	I don't think that's too crazy with the way that the shit's going, though.
	I mean, shit, everything's obviously raising, like, for shit to be raising that much to where the Dollar Tree said we gotta boost our fucking price, like, we're in fucking trouble, people.
	Like, this shit is not looking good.
	Yeah, the Dollar Tree has to fucking pull back.
	Then now, yeah, we are for sure hitting some hard times.
	What's that called?
	Inflation.
	Inflation.
	Money's not real, folks.
	It's not.
	It's fake.
	It's a system of control.
	I'm still trying to get it.
	Do you guys mess with that crypto?
	Yeah, I fuck with crypto.
	You fuck with crypto.
	All I got right now, though, well, I still got a little bit of Bitcoin, and I still got some Doge, a little bit of Doge, like $1,000.
	And then...
	I got a shit ton of shib.
	Yeah, you got a lot of shib.
	Did you get the shib before?
	Yeah, I got it right when it was like however many zeros and two.
	It was like right before it shot up to like 40 and then it went to 80 like two days after that.
	So I'm still up.
	I still double my money up.
	On a shib, I got shib whenever they added it to Coinbase.
	So the day after they added it to Coinbase, I was like, fuck it, I'll get some.
	And I got only like 50 bucks.
	Yeah.
	I was like, $50, boom.
	And then it shot up, and I had four times.
	Yeah, so you got it when it had that other zero on it, and it was like 00006 or something like that.
	I'm holding on to it.
	We'll see what happens.
	And then I bought another 50. That same night, as soon as they had listed it, I saw it, and I was like, I was doing something at the time, so I didn't just buy it right then, but I was like, oh, I'm going to get that shit.
	And then...
	Just forgot about it until the next day, and I'm like, oh, fuck, it doubled up.
	Like, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	I'm dropping eyes.
	My homegirl told me to buy it at the right time, and I just didn't listen.
	Yeah, it's four zeros and then a four right now.
	Yeah.
	I got it when it was four zeros and like a two.
	Two something.
	Yeah, I'm happy about it.
	I got, did you, did you have, so I bought Shib when it, like, when it first came out.
	I got Shib.
	And I only bought, like, $20 of it, and it just went completely away.
	Yeah, I got it on Gate.io, which is like a whole situation on trading on that.
	Convert it to...
	Yeah, that was one of the first ones that somebody tried to put me on and I was just like, man, I'm not doing all this shit.
	I know, I don't like that shit.
	It's all Chinese.
	It's all Chinese shit.
	I don't understand what I'm doing.
	Gotta get in when they tell you.
	I feel like I missed out because someone tried to get me into a crypto wallet that I didn't understand and I missed out on some fucking purchases that could have retired me.
	Bro, that's the bullshit, bro.
	It's like...
	But then it's like, also, think about this.
	Okay, everybody knows about Shib.
	Like, a lot of people made money off of Doge, right?
	No matter if they joined in at the very beginning or toward the end or whatever the fuck.
	But there wasn't that many that just became millionaires, you know what I'm saying?
	There's tons of motherfuckers that have bought Shib and bought, like, tons of it.
	So, I mean, although I do believe it'll eventually get to one cent, but...
	There's not going to be a bunch of...
	Because then everybody's going to be a millionaire.
	And then Dollar Tree's going to be $2.
	You know what I'm saying?
	$5.
	It's like, that doesn't help us if everybody's a millionaire.
	I mean, I do want everybody to be prosperous and shit like that, but I mean, shit, I want to be more prosperous.
	Here's what I hope happens.
	We all come to the conclusion that money is ridiculous and we're all fucking it up.
	So let's just...
	Abolish it.
	You know, the utopian idea.
	The Star Trek idea.
	Not the, like, the fucking starve out the population communism idea.
	But, like, the unattainable sci-fi fantasy.
	Well, yeah.
	Even the green ladies are super hot.
	And, you know, food comes out of a fucking magic box.
	Hey, but that's the thing about communism, man.
	It sounds great on paper.
	Like, I really do believe that.
	You have to have magic to go with it.
	Like, the whole Star Trek thing.
	It's sci-fi fantasy.
	I don't watch sci-fi.
	I'm just saying, it's sci-fi fantasy.
	It doesn't exist.
	It's not real.
	Reality is struggle.
	Reality is hard.
	I agree with that.
	Reality is what you make it.
	It shouldn't be, though.
	It is right now.
	It won't be when the machine overlords take over, and then they'll decide for us.
	Yeah, how soon do you think until that happens?
	2012, right?
	Yeah, I think it's going to happen in 2012.
	End of the world.
	2012.
	Okay, because there is a theory about this stuff.
	It already happened, and that's why everything is all fucked off in the Mandela effect.
	We entered into the fucking simulation.
	The world already ended.
	Where are we at?
	Where did you hear about this, Marcos, from me?
	I feel like I told you this, bro.
	This shit was on the Matrix.
	What are you talking about?
	People been knowing.
	We're all plugged in.
	There's different things, though.
	Because you know it, now I know it.
	Just because you know it.
	That's how the programs are set.
	Nope.
	Not the truth.
	Yeah, it's a bleed over of data because we're plugged in too close to each other.
	You're like two stalls over, bro.
	You're shedding your knowledge.
	You're shedding your knowledge.
	Someone else knows this shit, too, but we don't know who's in the middle yet because we haven't met them.
	When are y 'all done with y 'all's turkeys?
	I think mine's done.
	All right, let's check out so you get some.
	I'm not showing mine until everybody's ready.
	Where are you at with your turkey?
	I'm good.
	Hold on, let me just glue this eye on you.
	He just has to glue on five more eyes.
	Yeah, I know everything dropped.
	I don't panic anymore whenever shit drops on crypto.
	Nah, fuck no.
	I just wait for it.
	Alright, we're gonna reveal the turkeys.
	We'll start with...
	We'll go around the table, so...
	Drones first.
	So, drones, show us what you got.
	Oh, shit.
	That's some Illuminati turkey shit.
	What is this?
	That's some Alex Gray type shit right there.
	That's dope.
	Damn.
	That looks like what killed everybody at Travis Scott concert.
	That's not bad.
	That's not bad.
	It's all coming towards the camera and shit, too.
	That looks kind of crazy.
	That's pretty good.
	All right.
	Here's my turkey.
	Let me see.
	Oh, you taped them all.
	Is that your hand?
	Or did you just...
	Fake a hand.
	You just fake cut a hand.
	Your hand doesn't look like that.
	Oh, that's my hand.
	This is how my hand looks.
	Those are beautifully placed feathers, though.
	Minus the tape.
	Why did you choose tape?
	What happened there?
	I don't know.
	I don't fuck around with glue.
	Really?
	You have some sort of vendetta against glue?
	I don't know.
	It just seems a little messy.
	It's gluten-free.
	All right.
	What's up, Marcos?
	Let's see this turkey.
	Marcos is pretty good.
	I've already been showing it off.
	It goes like this.
	See?
	And then you can see the little hairy ball chin.
	Pull that camera up.
	Pull that camera up over here, drones.
	See that little hairy ball chin?
	But then wait.
	And then there's more.
	Oh, you gotta do all that to show it?
	My bad, bro.
	Let me see.
	I thought you could just push a button over there.
	That's a reveal.
	Well, you got to let it fold down.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I'll bring it back.
	See, it's got a whole reveal.
	It's like a pop-up card.
	Yeah, y 'all got to get a...
	Y 'all just got to get a HDMI splitter.
	Let me give you guys a zoom of mine.
	You're going to have to do Drew's now, too.
	Yeah, y 'all ready for the winner?
	She's like, that was a nice try, guys.
	But I got my guy right here.
	And look, I got to explain this.
	Because at first, he was just going to have dick and balls right here.
	But then I decided to go ahead and build him all the way out.
	So now he has glasses.
	He got a little smile right here.
	He got two little legs coming out.
	And then he just let that thing hang.
	Got a little bit of alfalfa sprouts at the top.
	Don't touch the dick like that.
	It's going to get all over you.
	Oh, man.
	This is crazy.
	Yeah, man.
	I don't know.
	I'm going to have to.
	Let's vote in the comments, I guess.
	Next time I come over here, that better be hanging up on the fridge.
	Yeah, I cut his hair down.
	That shit was getting in the way.
	Alright, comments.
	Who won?
	Yeah, who won?
	The last one.
	Drones won?
	Come on, Lacey.
	Derek, I know.
	You gotta fix it over there.
	I know you know, Derek.
	Antonio said drones won too.
	Uh-oh.
	What?
	It's two to one.
	Dang!
	I need two more to pull it out.
	That was pretty dope.
	That was pretty dope.
	Ah, three.
	Ah, drones are starting to pull away.
	Dang!
	Damn.
	Y 'all ain't fuck with the dick?
	Y 'all ain't like that?
	That's crazy, man.
	This looks crazy.
	This one is...
	No, that is...
	That one's fire.
	That's not his hand, though.
	Yeah, that ain't your hand.
	It can't be.
	That's his hand.
	That's how your hand looks?
	I just did it really fast and it got all messed up.
	Alex Drones is the Lachusa.
	Don't look directly into all the eyes at the same time.
	If your hands look like that, bro, there's something going on.
	You gotta get that checked out.
	You gotta go to a chiropractor when you get fucking arthritis.
	Oh my gosh.
	My little fingers just...
	Not having it.
	Derek Bird.
	I really like them all.
	He's a politician now.
	No, that's not Derrick.
	He said earlier, that's not the Derrick that we're talking about.
	But he still fucks with 21. I appreciate you, Derrick, for real.
	Oh, it's not your dude?
	It's not your guy?
	That's my other homie, Derrick.
	No, he is my guy.
	Yeah, that's my other homie, Derrick.
	Derrick's the only one that liked mine.
	Because he said that he liked all of them.
	Oh, mine is so cute.
	You got the runoff.
	Dang.
	Yeah, the face on your turkey was pretty good, Marcos.
	I liked it.
	That's pretty good.
	Your turkey's crazy, man.
	He didn't even turn out.
	I don't think he's really a turkey.
	I see him as more like we're equals.
	This turkey does not identify as a turkey.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, goodness.
	This turkey's got some other shit going on.
	That turkey goes hard.
	Everywhere he goes.
	So let me do this.
	So we have a segment on our show.
	Or like a little thing that we do on our show.
	Man, I'm not doing Illuminati weather.
	Marcos, she can do it.
	I was going to ask Marcos because I already know he's an animated guy.
	Let's peer into the abyss.
	Marcos will do well.
	Let's peer into the abyss.
	I'll build off his shit.
	Yeah, you guys do whatever feels right.
	You know, whatever feels right.
	Don't say that.
	Don't say that.
	We're gonna do the Illuminati forecast just a little early today, but we're still gonna give it to you.
	And Marcos is here with the Illuminati forecast.
	What am I supposed to do?
	Say the fucking Illuminati forecast.
	It could be real, it could be fake, it could be whatever.
	It could be like...
	Anything that sounds like you're a weatherman.
	Today.
	Right when it hit.
	Right when the music hit.
	That's why I said I wouldn't do it.
	That's the only reason I said I couldn't do it.
	The song comes with the road caster, so it's like, we've done it on the show too.
	I'm having trauma over here.
	That's why I said I wouldn't do it.
	We retired it from our shit.
	We started adding different music and shit to it, but we haven't done a fucking pitch in a minute.
	Well, give it a whack.
	Come on.
	Thank you.
	I'm about to say it's inappropriate.
	Come on, guys.
	Do it again.
	The hell was that?
	That's a hot one.
	All right.
	All right.
	Illuminati forecast and go.
	Let's check out these turkeys.
	This guy's got a dick.
	This one over here is peering into the abyss with all five eyes on fire.
	This one here is telling you to fucking eat it, bitch.
	Turkey day, just fucking eat it, you fuck.
	And this one's like, thank you for inviting me.
	I'm very happy to be here.
	He's like, I didn't think it would be this kind of party.
	Okay.
	And these weird Illuminati turkeys.
	Who just snorted?
	Somebody snorted.
	I heard it.
	I did it.
	I did it.
	And these weird Illuminati turkeys will be coming to a Thanksgiving near you.
	Man, we should auction them hoes off.
	Be sure if you see one of these turkeys on your window seal at night to throw salt at it.
	I'm going to fucking turn mine into an NFT and make millions.
	The first person to Venmo me at Dirt City Studios any money will get this.
	Plus shipping.
	Plus shipping.
	I need to see.
	What's shipping?
	Like 15?
	Yeah, the turkey's a dollar, but the shipping...
	That's a dollar 25. That's what the dollar store says.
	We can include the video of this episode of the Liberty Broadcast with your turkeys so you can see how it's made.
	As an NFT.
	How it's made.
	Do you guys invest in NFTs or what?
	Fuck no.
	I'm gonna do my homework of this.
	So, like, I made a couple NFTs and, like, I fucked with it and shit.
	I never actually posted my shit because the way the NFT shit, or at least OpenSeat, when I was trying to get on it, like, you basically have to pay, I think it was, like, 70 bucks or something just to, yeah, just to even put your shit out there.
	And I was just like, what?
	So I gotta figure out how to get in on, like...
	On your own, you know, like publish your own type shit.
	Yeah, yeah, but I mean, but see, I feel like that is retroactive to what they're trying to do, and I think then that would just saturate the market even more with a bunch more bullshit.
	And I feel like this is already bullshit.
	I mean, it's making people money, which is real money, but I just feel like, what the fuck?
	Right.
	Trafficking.
	This is money trafficking.
	So if you want to hang that up.
	Like the art world in general.
	This is how I feel about the art world in general.
	Right.
	When somebody pays for canvas and wood and framing and everything and paint that's worth a total sum of like $65 and it goes for millions when you're still alive and your shit is still like abstract and interpretable and it's not like you have any skill.
	To the point.
	It's money laundering.
	Definitely.
	The entire point.
	And that's the thing.
	I mean, I don't really...
	It's like a 401k.
	The entire crypto market is somehow fucking...
	They're moving money around some way that is not right.
	Like, up to par.
	Which I'm okay with.
	I don't care.
	Because fuck the government on some money shit, but like...
	That's all bullshit.
	And then plus, in order for me to hang this up in my house, I have to buy a TV.
	And then I have to buy a TV mount.
	And it's like, what the fuck?
	You have TVs.
	I got too many fucking TVs.
	You're going to have just a wall of TVs with NFTs on them?
	Yo, I already got a wall of TVs just in my living rooms for no reason right now.
	It's like, I might as well put some NFTs on them.
	I'm telling you, I know a guy.
	He's got some skulls.
	This is my internal dialogue with myself when I think things are a bad idea, but I usually talk myself into it.
	That's how it all goes.
	I don't see why you wouldn't just do it.
	I agree with that.
	I agree with that in the Federal Reserve, but fuck the IRS, too.
	Yeah, but you know what?
	This is Rumble.
	They're probably watching this hard.
	As long as Hunter is able to sell these fucking paintings to these fucking...
	I was just making that point to somebody else.
	Yeah, it's like this dude's having these...
	He blows watercolors with a straw.
	He knows how to work the air hose through his nose, and now he's like...
	Applying it to his mouth and blowing watercolors on paper.
	And these world leaders and shit are coming to his sales, to his art exhibits, and they're buying his artwork.
	Because honestly, it is a part of history.
	It's like, when's the last crackhead son of a president?
	I mean, that is the only argument for it.
	I mean, I'm sure there was, but now you just know.
	It's literally the only argument for it.
	What's Ronald Reagan's kids' names?
	Did they have kids?
	Him and Nancy?
	Did they have kids?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Did they have kids?
	If so, I hope they're on crack nowadays.
	Just because fuck them.
	I'm sure they had kids.
	Fuck them for bringing a crack into the fucking system.
	Like, I hope your kids are crackheads.
	He's got them babies.
	He's got them babies.
	Is that Ron Jr.?
	Is there a Ron Jr.?
	Ron John Jr.
	Ron Reagan.
	Did he do crack?
	Did he do crack?
	Yeah, Ron Reagan did.
	Oh, it's Ron Reagan and crack.
	Yeah.
	You'll just get the daddy done.
	Yeah, that's all that would happen.
	Maybe go to it.
	It might even be on his Wikipedia page.
	He's like, knowingly did crack.
	His son went to rehab.
	Just do a search.
	Just go to Wikipedia and do a search and type in crack.
	It's not.
	No.
	It's not.
	It's not.
	It'll just pop up wrong.
	They erased it.
	But I don't know.
	Maybe it's there.
	Who knows?
	I hope they did crack, and I hope they ruined their life.
	I mean, it is what it is.
	It is what it is.
	And here's another thing I do want to talk about is the shootings in Austin.
	Yeah, what's going on with that, man?
	My ring camera little app, the social media that goes with it, has been going crazy.
	Yeah, because...
	I don't want to knock down my turkey.
	My turkey needs to be standing up to get the gravity right.
	No, I don't know.
	But no, what were you saying?
	Them little finger legs are really working.
	No, that's them balls.
	That's them balls holding them up, boy.
	Them things ain't fucking around.
	No, I'm saying...
	Balls on that turkey.
	Like a tripod.
	I'm saying because every weekend there is a shooting downtown.
	Every weekend.
	And then on top of that, every week now, there's a little side shooting or a little side stabbing going on every weekend.
	Yeah, those shootings have been happening pretty close to my house, too.
	I think, but I wonder, what were the big shootings you said?
	My bad, I didn't hear that part.
	Well, no, I was just saying shootings in general.
	There was a shooting here in Austin, one hospitalized.
	This was just this week.
	So this shooting was on Thursday at 12 a.m.
	Just one person was hospitalized?
	Yeah, just one person.
	Not good enough for you?
	No.
	I mean, no, this is going up, though.
	Like, it's happening a lot more frequent.
	But it's because it's happening in a high traffic area where everybody's looking at.
	This shit's happening in the streets.
	Yeah, that's six and netches.
	Far away in neighborhoods out in higher numbers.
	Nobody died.
	Nobody died.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Because that's six and netches.
	Like, I parked there before.
	That is a hot sweater.
	That's why it's on the news.
	I'm sure someone else got shot this weekend.
	Oh yeah, there's all kinds of shootings going on.
	Downtown crime uptick.
	We don't hear about...
	I hear them at night, but yeah, we don't hear about them on the news.
	Man, this is...
	I mean, it's just becoming more and more of a...
	Every weekend, every weekend.
	And then they just, you know, pass this thing and I ride around and I see these signs that are like, say...
	Just say no to Prop A. Say no to Prop A. What is Prop A?
	Prop A is like a refund to the police.
	It gives them back some of the money that they pulled back.
	More training.
	Yeah, it lost.
	All these motherfuckers have those signs in front of their houses.
	I'm like, go rob those.
	You won the silver medal, Marcos.
	I feel like that.
	Who gave me a silver medal?
	Antonio.
	You give my love.
	Man, nobody's giving me any shit.
	Yours is too classic.
	We've seen this beautiful turkey before.
	I was going for classic turkey.
	Something I could show the kids.
	You're the only one that brought class.
	Something I could show the children.
	Drones took us to another dimension.
	And this guy's going for sex.
	This one's like anti-social.
	What were we saying right before that, though?
	That's my bad.
	Y 'all were talking about killing people?
	Yeah, shootings.
	We were just talking about shootings.
	We were just talking about shootings.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	But there was a good point y 'all were making.
	It wasn't in populated areas, and then we went to neighborhoods.
	It's still happening in the neighborhoods right now.
	I'm saying Prop A. We're talking about Prop A. Oh, Prop A, that's where it works.
	And then Prop A lost.
	And so it's like, but...
	Good luck to those neighborhoods getting coverage now.
	I went to the coffee shop the day before the vote was going on for Prop A, and there were six cops in the coffee shop, and I was like, you know what?
	I'm going to ask these cops about this Prop A shit.
	So I ordered my coffee.
	I was waiting for it, and I walked up to them, and I was like, excuse me, do you mind if I ask me a question?
	And I asked them, what do you think about Prop A?
	And they're like, well, what do you think about Prop A?
	And I said, well, I support it.
	Because, you know, I feel like it supports you guys, but does it support you guys?
	Like, how do you feel about it?
	Because as far as the stuff that I've read, it gives more training to the cops.
	It gives incentives for them to do better.
	Incentives for them to do better.
	We need a higher standard.
	Like, show up to work on time.
	Be on time.
	Don't call in.
	Like, things like that, you know?
	Well, and see, so, look, I'm not taking a hard stance on it in the slightest because I don't know.
	I'm just kind of talking, like, fleshing it out.
	As we're talking about it.
	But in my personal opinion, I love the fact that if I'm playing music too loud and the neighbors call, the cops ain't even going to fuck with it.
	That's not a serious crime for me to come out.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Then you've got to think of the other extreme to where it's like if somebody's coming to your house with a fucking gun.
	That's what he said to me.
	He said if somebody was right, he goes, if this doesn't pass and you need the cops at your house and you call the cops and instead of us coming, they tell you to call 311 and file a report online, how would you feel about that?
	Well, see, that's the thing that I think a lot of wrong, yeah, see, that's me straight off, you know what I'm saying?
	Like, I feel like make sure you have protection and everything like that.
	Because I've been...
	Bro, somebody run up in my fucking house I've been wanting to use.
	But then you gotta deal with the court systems.
	Are they gonna work in your favor here in Austin?
	The fuck?
	You come in my motherfucking house?
	That's the castle doctrine.
	This is Texas, sweetheart.
	I mean, that's what we think.
	You come in my motherfucking house, period.
	I'm telling you, Michael Cargill teaches a class.
	Come by the house.
	Come by the house unannounced.
	And when you pull that trigger...
	Whatever happens after is really up in the air.
	I'm a live streamer of my shit anyways.
	Cargill, by the way, does a great job of laying out the entirety of the chessboard and all the moves that go with it.
	Here's what happens and what will happen this way, that way.
	He would be one of the first people I would talk to afterwards.
	He will tell you, do everything you can do before you pull that trigger.
	Oh yeah, 100%.
	Shit.
	Oh no, don't.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's like, what are you doing in here?
	Don't you fucking ever...
	No!
	Stop running at me!
	Hey, a motherfucker in my house, I did everything I could.
	You know what I did?
	I locked the motherfucking doors, I put the cameras up, and I bought a gun.
	So shit, if you want to come in, bring your motherfucking ass, boy.
	And I moved to fucking Texas, where we don't let you in uninvited.
	Without a warning shot.
	And speaking of, you know, never mind.
	I know I just...
	It's going to look like this.
	And I'm going to do it like that.
	No, no, no.
	I was going a totally different route with it.
	But yeah, no, I just...
	I do...
	I mean, if the police aren't going to come and, you know, that's just a reality...
	Then you need to make sure that you're taken care of.
	Maybe you need to put some signage up at your house.
	Like, due to the...
	I don't want them to know.
	I say it all over the place.
	Not that you have a gun, but I mean, due to the, you know, defund the police or the...
	Due to the police.
	No warnings will be issued.
	No, no, no.
	Here's the best advice you could get from any lawyer.
	Any lawyer will tell you this.
	Top advice.
	I am not a legal authority to give any advice.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	No, look, listen.
	I'm not with the entire political shit of the defunct police or whatever.
	I do believe police have a specific job in the community, but...
	There's been a lot of overreach from the police department in a lot of areas, not just the areas that are being pointed out on mainstream media that I don't fuck with.
	Like, just recently I was roughed up by a fucking sheriff.
	Fuck that fucking sheriff, by the way.
	Might have been a constable.
	Fuck him, too.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Anyways, I tried to look for him.
	I couldn't find his name.
	I wish I could.
	I'll find his address.
	No, I'm just joking.
	I mean, I'm not saying, like...
	All cops are great, but I'm also saying that they're not all bad.
	Because I ran into it back.
	You know, whenever the cop hit Adan, when he got in that car accident, it was with a cop.
	A cop hit y 'all?
	In his cop car?
	Adan, in his cop car, he fucking totaled Adan's truck.
	That's why he's got a new truck now.
	Were his sirens on?
	He said they were on.
	So it's a whole thing, but he totaled.
	And after Adon called me and I got to the scene and Adon is in the ambulance and I walk up and there's like four cops or three cops in a circle and I walk up and they're like, are you the fiance?
	I said, yes, is he okay?
	They said, oh, he's in the ambulance, he's getting checked out.
	And I go, oh God, you know, I should have told him just to ride in the ambulance because this wasn't his fault, so it's all going to be paid for anyway.
	That was a concern.
	That's why I went over there so he didn't have to pay no ambulance.
	Yeah, that was ambulance, man.
	The ambulance ride is fucking crazy.
	And then the cop goes, what did he tell you happened?
	And I was like, well, he told me that a cop ran into him.
	You know, like, he ran in him.
	It was his fault.
	It was the cop's fault.
	And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	We're not trying to place blame or whatever, you know?
	Yes, we are.
	So I told the cop, I said, we'll just check out the dash cam.
	We'll just see the dash cam, right?
	We'll see the dash cam, whatever.
	And then Adon gets out.
	And then at the EMS, I said, where's the cop that was in that car?
	Because his whole front grill was just...
	Total.
	And he goes, oh, he's right there.
	And it was one of the cops that I walked up to that was talking to me, telling me, oh, we're not placing blame on it.
	And then asking me, what all did he tell you happened?
	You know, it's like, man, you're a rat-ass cop.
	You should have been like...
	What the fuck?
	Of course.
	It's a cop.
	He should have been like, it's me.
	You're a rat-ass cop.
	I was in the...
	That doesn't even need to go in there.
	That's just implied of being a cop.
	Yes.
	See, I don't know.
	I didn't like that.
	It was a little shady.
	I know a lot of bad ones, but I also know a lot of good ones.
	I know the good ones at the coffee bar.
	They were cool.
	But they weren't there the night when they were fucking with me with the wrong ones.
	You know what I mean?
	They couldn't.
	There's not enough good ones to protect you from all the bad ones.
	That's the thing.
	Shit.
	If you really.
	Man.
	Just from like a small town that I grew up in, they had a lot of corruption within the fucking police department.
	And it was like you can honestly see.
	And you knew who were the cool cops and who were the fucking cops.
	No matter if it's a big city, a small town, it's going to be everywhere because there's a...
	Politics and hierarchy throughout that type of shit to where it's just like...
	Throughout everything, right?
	Right.
	I mean, fucking teachers, priests, whatever.
	So it's like you could say, oh, there are good and bad cops.
	But the fact that we're talking about cops is just like...
	That even adds like a whole other thing.
	It's just like there's good and bad people, period.
	Here's how I feel about this standard.
	Do you guys know about Judge Dredd, that comic book character?
	No.
	The guy is like a...
	Trained enforcer on the streets with a judge-level understanding of the law.
	Like, full-on legal-educated and capable of, like, legally, like, empowered with the ability to, like, kill someone in the streets with all the legal authority because he has the whole ring.
	I don't, like, believe to that extent, but I think every enforcer on the street should be...
	Of that level.
	Of at least lawyer level.
	You should have to be a fucking lawyer to be on the streets with a gun enforcing the law.
	You should be that high level.
	And it's not.
	They have low IQ entry levels.
	The same people that could apply at McDonald's could apply to go be a cop and get the job.
	It should be that level.
	No, I agree.
	I agree to that to some extent.
	I mean, you can't...
	Cops want that.
	That's what the cops are saying.
	They were like, we need more training.
	We need money to do that.
	He said that there's not enough, there are no classes for them to take, that a lot of the police department, Austin Police Department, go on their own to seek dojos, to teach them training, to go to different studios, to learn different moves, because the police department is not supplying them with it.
	Every time they sign up for a class, it's canceled.
	They can kick ass with their hands and shit.
	Like, they're fucking trained in martial arts, trained in the law, trained in fucking de-escalation techniques, and also fucking sharp shooting at the same fucking time.
	Right, that should all, like, be standard.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, shit like that.
	If you're gonna enforce on me, if you're gonna enforce on the public, you gotta...
	It's like, you can't be fucking scared, too, and just, like, pull out your...
	Like, oh, I'm strapped, let me just fucking shoot you, bitch.
	Like, fuck you.
	And then it's...
	Never mind, I'll stop.
	What do you think about this Beto and fucking Matthew McConaughey shit?
	That's what I stopped myself earlier.
	Oh, you were going to say something about that?
	I think Beto should not, if he wants to win, he shouldn't say he still wants to take away our fucking ARs and shit.
	But that's how he feels.
	That's stupid as fuck.
	He's not going to win with that.
	Nah, like, if he keeps going with that, but at the same time, bro, there is a new generation of people coming up in Texas, and I mean, we were close last time.
	We were pretty close.
	Yeah, I remember that was terrifying to watch.
	If McConaughey comes in, I don't even think he's looking to...
	I don't think he will come in unless he knows he's going to win because if he came in and lost, it would go to Greg Abbott.
	You think?
	Yeah, 100% because he would just be coming in and taking a lot of the blue vote.
	He would get some red vote too.
	He would get the popular vote.
	He'd get a lot, but he'd be taking a lot of voters from Beto.
	There's a lot of classical motherfuckers that are still going to be like, man, fuck Hollywood and all this shit.
	Well, fuck Greg Abbott, though, man.
	I just hate that he doesn't stand up for his constituents.
	The appealing idea of Matt McConaughey, not that he's going to run or shows any real signs.
	I don't even see how Abbott can run.
	Well, McConaughey has...
	Y 'all missed two jokes in a row.
	It happened to be, you rolled right over me.
	I'm trying not to joke about people's disabilities.
	Hey man, you make yourself a public figure, fuck it.
	I mean, shouts to handicaps.
	I mean, I'm not just on all y 'all.
	Greg Abbott shut off people's power and killed people last year.
	We know how much you like legs.
	You gave your fucking turkey some legs.
	None of our turkeys have legs.
	They're just on the body.
	They're fucking real.
	We should have made them some wheelchairs or something.
	Mine got one.
	He's sitting in his little wheelchair.
	Look, check him out.
	Shit, he gotta roll around his dick somehow.
	That's an avid turkey.
	I like it.
	Because you gotta have some balls to roll around and say the shit he does.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	But do they have to work is the problem.
	I wonder if it still works.
	I mean, from the waist down, you know, the waist is an interesting area because there's a lot involved in that area.
	I saw this movie one time with a fucking dude.
	Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
	He was in a wheelchair.
	Yeah, but she would come over and fuck him.
	Yeah.
	He couldn't really walk.
	No, no, no.
	Well, in the movie, this dude could really walk, but he rolled around and was like...
	Oh, wait.
	But it was like therapy?
	Wasn't it with the guy from Shameless?
	What's his name?
	No, it was the guy from Ozarks in this movie.
	Oh, okay.
	You don't remember what the movie is?
	Nah, I can't remember the name of it.
	Obviously, that's a thing.
	Yeah, it's two different movies.
	This one was called Therapy Something.
	I don't know.
	It had Mike Gallagher in it.
	Gallagher is this Shameless character's name.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, he was in a wheelchair and he was bringing somebody over to him to get pussy.
	It was like an ongoing thing.
	Is this a porn?
	Nah, this was an actual film.
	Do you think that's a porn?
	Well, he was paralyzed from the waist down.
	And, like, he wanted to try to, like, get his shit back before he died or some shit.
	Do you think that's appropriation?
	Like, Lieutenant Dan and shit like that?
	Like, people that can walk?
	Yeah, or like in Tropic Thunder.
	Not Downey, but Zoolander.
	When Ben Stiller went...
	Oh, no.
	When he went full retard.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I'm good to see.
	I didn't say it.
	That movie was so good.
	No, fuck yeah.
	Fuck yeah, that's a funny...
	I didn't know anything.
	I had the flu.
	When my friends brought that movie to the house, I lived in a big house with a bunch of roommates, and I was just sleeping on the couch.
	I'd wake up, and I look over at the TV, and it's like a war scene, and it's the scene where he runs up with the fucking gun, with the bayonet, and he stabs him in the stomach, and he fucking moves it all around, and his guts are...
	And I remember seeing that, and I'm like, what the fuck are they watching?
	Like, this is a real war movie?
	Which is really funny because that's the premise of the movie.
	And then finally I caught it and then I understood the whole thing and now I have like, you know, I loved it so much and for like Christmas everybody bought me a copy of this movie.
	So I had like four fucking copies of Tropic Thunder.
	There needs to be many copies of that movie out there.
	I was like, why couldn't I see this in theaters for the first time?
	Like, that would have been great.
	I did not to age myself.
	I did see that movie.
	How's that aging yourself, bro, if I've seen it?
	You old as dirt, bro.
	You were in the movies?
	Oh, whatever.
	Look, somebody said if Iron Man was black, who would you cast as Tony Stark?
	And they said Robert Downey Jr.
	Straight up.
	Like, that was, like, I saw that, too.
	I had to go look at my phone and find that.
	He is so good.
	I need to re-watch that movie again.
	Yeah, I've seen it so many times.
	I have, too.
	Love that shit.
	The best thing is, like, every single character in there takes himself so seriously, and they're all ridiculous.
	Every single fucking one of them.
	See, I didn't even like Jack Black in that movie.
	I know, me neither.
	I fucking loved him in that movie.
	That's one of my favorites.
	I felt like he was kind of annoying in that movie.
	He eats the bat and he's like...
	You know who's a fucking...
	He's trying to get drugs.
	You know who's a fucking goat that was in that movie too?
	But he's a fucking goat.
	Fucking Danny McBride.
	Oh, yeah.
	Danny McBride is one of the best people in Hollywood, period.
	Danny McBride is the same character in every fucking movie, and it's all good.
	Just Danny McBride, please.
	Yes.
	Bro, and then he executive produces so much shit.
	He writes so much shit.
	Like, he wound up writing on a...
	Foot Fistway?
	No, he wound up writing the new Halloween movie.
	Like, the new one with Michael Myers.
	He co-wrote that bitch.
	What?
	Yeah.
	And executive produced it.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	He's in there.
	He's like Jon Favreau.
	I fuck with Favreau, too.
	I fucking love Jon Favreau.
	That guy's living my fantasy life.
	If I didn't give a shit about this world falling apart, I would be Jon Favreau and just make fantasy.
	Even if I didn't have Disney money, I'd be remaking Star Wars shit.
	Right, just redoing it.
	All different, going down, all different.
	Eastbound and down, then a motherfucker laces you straight up.
	Hey, you know the foot-fist way, though, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so you know that guy that is the tank.
	Same shit.
	The tank guy, the guy who he challenges and he goes to his shit, and he like idolizes in the movie.
	I don't remember.
	Oh man, he had like long straight.
	Anyway, he died recently.
	Oh no.
	Yeah.
	Wait.
	I probably do know who you're talking about because somebody I recognize died today.
	We should look that shit.
	Oh, it's the guy from Sandlot.
	That guy.
	Yeah, he played the Babe Ruth.
	Yeah, he played Babe Ruth.
	This dude.
	Oh, that's Danny McBride.
	No, no, this, this, fuck this ad.
	This guy.
	This guy died.
	Who is that?
	He's the fucking tank that...
	Ben Best.
	That sounds like a porn name.
	He played the guy...
	It's this guy.
	He played the guy...
	Oops.
	He played the guy that was like Danny McBride's idol in the foot-fist way.
	He was like the dude...
	He wanted him to come and, like, go watch his karate or jiu-jitsu shit or whatever.
	You know, maybe I don't remember this.
	All right, well, go watch it then.
	That sounds almost as worse as Your Highness with Danny McBride.
	I have seen that one.
	That one was fucking ass.
	Oh, my God.
	The worst.
	They spend so much money on that shit.
	Oh, my God.
	What a disgusting movie.
	There was puppets.
	Bro, but that's the thing.
	Bro, I'm telling you.
	There was puppets with dicks.
	Like, there's a reason why I don't watch period pieces, bro.
	And they, like, go with that little Yoda-looking dude, and they, like, have to suck him off and shit, and it's always weird.
	I don't even remember.
	See, it was so bad, I blocked this shit out.
	If they could just cut that out.
	It wouldn't be as terrible, but that is...
	No, that's the only reason I ever watched that movie and saw that shit.
	And then I felt like that was his first big role, like a big budget movie, and he was just like, fuck it, we're going to take it there.
	Let's just do some wild shit, man.
	Let's just throw some shit at the wall.
	So he's in this new series.
	The Righteous Gemstones.
	I watched the first episode with my mom a couple of holidays ago.
	I was like, I hear this is funny.
	I love this dude and I knew it was going to be raunchy.
	But...
	Ten minutes in, and it's like old man dick on the fucking screen.
	And I'm like, ah, you know, just, you know, maybe it gets better.
	And then it was like, nope, here's another dick.
	Yo, Lacey, Lacey, if you watch Eastbound and Down and Vice Principals, you've got to watch Righteous Gemstones.
	Like, have y 'all seen Vice Principals all the way through?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Man, nah, you haven't if you say that.
	No, I'm telling you, I don't store movies or any of that shit.
	You'd be traumatizing.
	Some shit stays, some shit goes.
	This guy double-handed pushes down a clown in a hospital, and it's the funniest shit in the world.
	If I'm having a bad day, I go watch that scene, and I'm just happy.
	It's like, yeah, this is awesome.
	But yeah, The Righteous Gemstones, nah, that's that fucking shit right there.
	Like, I'm ready for the second season to come out.
	I just recently re-watched the first season whenever they released the trailer for season two.
	I went and watched the entire season back, and man, that shit's fucking hilarious.
	Just so funny.
	Did you finish the season, Marcos?
	No.
	No, I gotta go back.
	If it doesn't have talking animals, I haven't, like...
	Kept up with it.
	Do you know who Baby Billy is?
	No.
	You don't know who Uncle Baby Billy is?
	Uncle Baby Billy is the guy from Vice Principals.
	The other principal.
	Not Danny McBride, but the skinny one.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's in this bitch, too.
	What's his name?
	He's in the...
	Sometimes he plays a drag person.
	Or often he also plays a drag person.
	What kind of movies are you watching, bro?
	Movies where that dude plays a drag lady.
	Only movies with animals.
	It's animals or drag.
	I'm talking animals and this drag lady guy.
	I don't think I keep movies in my head because, you know, I'm saving space for season two.
	Precious little gemstones like that.
	That was hilarious.
	I loved it.
	We accidentally found that.
	We were like, what is this?
	It just appeared out of nowhere.
	I showed my mom a couple of awful dicks.
	Oh yeah.
	I could have showed her better dicks.
	I'm going to have to show my mom a dick in a movie.
	Oh man, this is going odd place.
	If you're going to have to, like if you're forced to, I didn't know.
	Somehow you guys always get into the genital talk, I've noticed.
	Dick joke.
	Another day, another dick.
	Another day, another dick.
	That was the original name of our podcast, Another Day, Another Day.
	Well, that was another podcast that's totally separate from 21thepodcast.com.
	It's not a podcast, it's a film.
	Subscribe now.
	It's a film.
	What, Another Day, Another Dick?
	Another Day, Another Dick is another film.
	That's an OnlyFans film.
	That's for the OnlyFans again.
	You guys can find 21thepodcast.com on OnlyFans.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	Coming soon.
	Yeah, no, for real, it really is.
	It really is.
	But if you go to it, you can enter your email, and when it launches, you'll get an email letting you know.
	No, it's just a straight dick.
	Immediately when you sign up, you get one free dick.
	Ain't no telling where it's coming from.
	Ain't no telling where it's coming at.
	Could be a stunt dick.
	Could not be a stunt dick.
	Could have been on the cheap dick.
	Yeah, you could have been, but then...
	So y 'all can just play any...
	Oh, there we go, there we go.
	No, no, no, no.
	One more.
	This?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Are we on Rumble?
	Will Rumble shut us down?
	That's why I was looking for some kind of mix or some kind of free.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	No, no, no.
	I'm not giving y 'all my motherfucking beef.
	Y 'all gonna add that bitch to the motherfucking roadcaster, man.
	And then I'm gonna have to switch, man.
	Nah, man.
	Nah, nah, nah.
	Nah, I'm not.
	Nah, nah, nah.
	Y 'all trying to fuck me over here.
	I see it.
	I want something cool, though.
	How come?
	Why y 'all go clear this whispers?
	For you.
	For you, man.
	Man, y 'all should have just put off the real one.
	Let's get this bitch shut down.
	Let's get this bitch shut down.
	That's like Stranger Things and what you call them.
	Type in...
	Is that him singing it?
	That's not right!
	So on Rumble, y 'all can't play music on Rumble?
	I don't know.
	What's the rule with that?
	Oh, but y 'all are on Facebook too.
	Oh yeah, we are on Facebook.
	They will take us down.
	We're streaming to Facebook right now, Twitch, and Rumble.
	Dang, I didn't know they had a live stream feature on Rumble.
	That's pretty cool.
	Yeah, you gotta pay for it.
	Coming soon.
	It's when it won the podcast.
	Wait, you have to pay to live stream with you?
	And how do you make money through them?
	You have to pay to live.
	You can choose different options about monetizing your shit.
	Well, it's like a membership, like Patreon?
	I don't know, man.
	I don't work for them.
	I just clicked the button that got me the live.
	Yeah.
	So, something for you to look into.
	Yeah, shit, I'm not paying them if they ain't paying me.
	Shit, I'm trying to make some money in it.
	Fuck you, baby.
	Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are big time now.
	Google that shit.
	Nah, we're not big time.
	No, no, no.
	We're still growing.
	Nope, we're out there.
	It's still great.
	Oh, it's there.
	Oh, there we go.
	Oh, he's doing good.
	I hope he seems good.
	He's got nice hair.
	hey Ooh!
	Hey, he kind of live with it.
	Get caught up, man.
	Hold on to that.
	Hold on to that.
	I just wanted y 'all to know that this is one of Drew's favorite songs, so I thought it was only fitting.
	To play it.
	And I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend Hey, you know I'm not a fool Should've known better than the cheetah friend Wasted chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance again.
	Like how, Marcos, the way I dance with you.
	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
	Shit.
	That's a motherfucking Liberty Broadcast exclusive.
	That shit ain't gonna happen ever again.
	Hey, Marcos be coming in with a very white voice hard, boy.
	Give us some.
	I just go deep.
	And I stay there.
	Pain is the heart you find.
	I almost had it.
	I almost had it.
	I haven't been training.
	Bring it down, motherfucker.
	Bring it down.
	Come on.
	Ruin it.
	Ruin it.
	No, you're not a fool.
	Should've known better than the cheetah friend.
	A wasted chance that I've been given.
	So I'm never gonna dance again.
	The way I dance with you.
	It sounds good on the guitar, but it should still be sexy sex.
	Oh, shit.
	Drones, since you was talking about you know how to do auto-tube, put it on right now.
	Since you know how it works.
	We don't have Ableton running here yet.
	See, that's what I'm saying, bro.
	I'm telling you, man, just the way my shit's set up, it won't work.
	I'm telling you, I'm racking my fucking brain on how to do it.
	I'm racking my fucking brain because I have to have a lot of time hearing my shit, and I'm not going to add a whole other fucking input, all this shit.
	Nope.
	I'm going to fucking jailbreak the goddamn roadcaster.
	That's what I'm gonna do.
	Jailbreak it.
	I'm gonna jailbreak that motherfucker.
	Set it free, man.
	That's what you gotta do.
	And then you can install some old games on it.
	Hell yeah.
	Yeah, Marcos is just over there playing fucking Tetris and shit.
	It's like, damn, bro.
	You think that's where I'm gonna go to?
	Nah, you're not good with that shit.
	I'm gonna throw it back to that shit.
	I like it.
	I like the roadcaster's so good.
	Nah, the roadcaster is so good, bro.
	I have not used it to its...
	Potential, you know, at all.
	You know what I would play in perpetuity if I probably could?
	Mario 64. Y 'all ever played that shit?
	On the Roadcaster?
	Bro, that button layout is no good, bro.
	That button layout is no good for that, bro.
	Because, bro, the 64 was honestly the worst controller to me.
	Yes.
	Like, why they put the little joystick in the middle?
	Like, what?
	I agree.
	Man, that's crazy.
	I hated it.
	It was weird.
	It was like I had to hold it.
	Okay, hold on.
	We can't leave until we cast Mario.
	We gotta recast Mario.
	Recast Mario?
	We gotta recast Mario.
	Alright.
	We can't leave with fucking old dude being...
	Put in Mario Brothers type beat.
	Mario Brothers type beat.
	And let's recast it.
	Fuck yeah.
	Okay, okay, okay, okay.
	I already got Luigi.
	Luigi's already sewed up.
	Yup.
	John Leguizamo for life, man.
	The pest.
	Pistario.
	Alive or dead?
	No, they have to be alive.
	Fuck.
	Because it would go back to old dude.
	Well, can I tell y 'all a perfect Mario?
	Okay, dead.
	Tell us a perfect Mario.
	Tell us a dead Mario.
	Tony Soprano.
	Yeah!
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah!
	Too soon, bro.
	Too soon.
	Okay, now gotta give him a one-up.
	Extra life, that motherfucker.
	Put some music on.
	Let's find the next Mario.
	Can we play some music?
	Let's find the next fucking Mario.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We can play some music.
	I can put some music.
	I got it already.
	Oh, you over here controlling shit?
	Give me that mouse.
	In physicality and everything.
	Who's fucking out there?
	Danny DeVito.
	Mario type beat.
	Danny DeVito.
	Oh, I'm controlling it.
	Oh, shit.
	Y 'all fucked up now.
	Danny DeVito is a candidate in real life.
	Because Mario is always shorter than everybody.
	He runs around looking cool as shit.
	Type beats.
	Look at that.
	Yeah, I already searched that shit.
	Go to...
	Go to...
	Go to that third one.
	Go to that third one.
	This one right here?
	Yeah, with that 4-3.
	Fuck you, ads.
	We don't fuck with you.
	Who's you, guy?
	What are you selling?
	It's been ages since you guys have seen ads.
	Nah, we still see ads.
	I don't got YouTube, bruh.
	They made me watch my own ads.
	Shit's fucked up.
	Are you going to throw down some?
	Yeah, we're going to throw down some cast members.
	Put what you call them back up there so we can look at them.
	Hey.
	Oh, shit.
	Hey.
	One up.
	One up.
	Princess Peach.
	I would have got old girl from Wolf on Wall Street.
	What's her name?
	Margot Robbie.
	Uh-huh.
	Margot Robbie.
	Harley Quinn.
	Yeah.
	That's Princess Peach.
	Luigi is Ligogamo.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm in on...
	Nah, go to that back one.
	I'm in on Danny DeVito.
	As Little Mario.
	Oh, as Little Mario?
	As Little Mario.
	I want to double cast for a big Mario.
	Right.
	And then he turns into a soprano.
	Yeah, yeah.
	A dream cast would be that.
	Okay.
	Here, I got you.
	I got you.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Who's our big Mario?
	And we need a Wario.
	What's up?
	A Wario?
	Yeah, Wario.
	Who's that going to be?
	Dang.
	Louis C.K. Louis C.K. Yeah, that's good.
	That's a good one.
	That's a good one.
	Bowser.
	Bowser.
	Damn.
	Who'd you do with Bowser, man?
	They're really...
	Oh, you could get...
	What's his name?
	Big Worm?
	Big Worm?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's a good one.
	Aphasion.
	Phazon Love.
	Yeah.
	Phazon Love.
	Fuck yeah, I see that dude, that's Bowser.
	Who's the, uh, what's the one with the mustache over here?
	I always forget his name.
	The skinny one, the purple.
	Wario?
	Wario.
	Wario.
	No, no, no, that's not that.
	That's the evil Luigi.
	Evil Luigi.
	That's the evil Luigi.
	That's fucked up.
	That's all they could come up with for Luigi's evil, is evil Luigi Japanese.
	This is what they think English sounds like.
	But he would be a good, like, Jim Carrey would have been good as him.
	Like, how he played old boy.
	I see Jim Carrey there.
	All the way.
	Y 'all probably don't even know who this is, but I would cast Gwarf Mamba as Toad.
	That's the dwarf dude that's on Logan Paul's podcast.
	He likes skates and shit.
	Dreamcast is fucking Goomba, though.
	Fucking Bushwick Bill.
	But he can't be here, man.
	Oh, fuck.
	There's a little fucking Goomba mad mushrooms running around yelling at him.
	Dang, that would be crazy.
	That would be fucking epic, though.
	What's the little guy from Game of Thrones?
	Oh.
	Tyrion Lannister.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	That's Toad.
	That's a good one.
	That's very agreeable.
	Make him dignified like fucking Tyrion Lannister.
	Like he's literally shooting it so cinematically.
	You guys are so fucking out of whack.
	I know how to do this.
	If you would just listen to me, and everybody's like, no, we're going to throw shells at each other.
	He's always having to prove himself.
	I'm not saying that this would be a great cast for the brown-haired girl, but who they would use is Anna Kendrick.
	They're going to cast her as that no matter what.
	Anna Kendrick, she was on Pitch Perfect.
	European trip?
	Pitch Perfect.
	No, she wasn't on a girl trip.
	Yeah, she was in Pitch Perfect.
	Tell me her name again.
	And then Pitch Perfect 2. And then 3. And then 4. Anna Kendrick.
	That's for real.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They would cast her as a...
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The cup girl.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hey, she kind of killed that, though.
	I mean, Yoshi, you gotta...
	Oh, but you know what?
	I stopped liking her because she started fucking around with this one robot.
	Robot?
	Robot sex movie thing.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And the robot is, like, checking out the little boy.
	And she tells the robot, that boy's only 15. And she goes, who said I wasn't 15 or something?
	Which makes you insane.
	Yo, Antonio, that's not a nice thing to say.
	That the husband's sex robot is really a kid.
	What movie is this?
	You know, it's like, I don't know.
	I'm no Maxine Waters fan, but don't say that.
	That's mean.
	Okay, I gotta, okay.
	Big Mario living.
	John Cena.
	Who?
	John Cena.
	Oh, John Cena.
	The fucking wrestler with the head.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, then I would make the fake Luigi.
	I would make him Ryan Reynolds.
	Yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	We need a real Luigi, though.
	We haven't put a Luigi in yet.
	Ryan Reynolds.
	Regular Luigi?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I see it.
	They just gotta paint his hair.
	He ain't gonna let him paint his hair.
	I don't fucking see it.
	Or...
	I don't know.
	If it ain't Ryan Reynolds, then it's Samuel L. Jackson.
	As who?
	Luigi.
	Luigi is Samuel L. Jackson.
	It's Big Sam.
	Big Luigi.
	Samuel L. Jackson is Big Luigi.
	And fucking Ryan Reynolds is Little L. Jackson.
	Yeah, that's good.
	I like that.
	If you do that, then fucking Donkey Kong is Morgan Freeman.
	Big Luigi's got to come back.
	Y 'all keep trying to make Donkey Kong black, and I'm still going to make him black, but I'm going to make him The Rock.
	The Rock.
	Okay, all right.
	Does that fit better than a skinny, black Morgan Freeman?
	Just because he's black, he has to be Donkey Kong?
	That's great.
	No, no way.
	I just picture him being like a relaxed guy.
	I mean, until he gets angry, but whenever I think of a relaxed voice, I think of Morgan Freeman's voice.
	The ghost is...
	The ghost is fucking Tracy Morgan, dude.
	The ghost is fucking Marshall Mathers.
	Oh, fuck.
	Tracy Morgan.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	No, no, no.
	It's gotta be Tracy Morgan.
	It's gotta be, cause he's gotta be stupid as fuck.
	Not that Tracy Morgan is stupid.
	But he says the stupidest lines better than anyone says stupid lines.
	I can't watch too many Tracy Morgan movies.
	Then you start feeling stupid.
	It's just like, man, these shows aren't even good, bro.
	Yeah, why am I laughing right now?
	What am I looking at here?
	With all these other fucking fake studio audience.
	Oh, you know what?
	No, no, no, no.
	I changed my rhyme.
	Okay, okay.
	We've changed out the fake Luigi a few times, and I figured out exactly who he is.
	Shia LaBeouf.
	Yeah, but as himself.
	He's just like, why am I even fucking here?
	He's like, I'm not wearing that costume.
	And they're like, oh, that's Waluigi.
	He doesn't want to be a part of it.
	That's spot on, because he looks like he's already fucked up in the streets.
	Right?
	He already looks like you.
	That's how he looked right before he got arrested.
	Downtown Austin.
	Shia LaBeouf got arrested in Austin?
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	What?
	He got fucking drunk.
	Public intoxication.
	He's got like a few public intoxication arrests, I think, under his belt.
	Oh shit, it's almost 10 o 'clock, man.
	We gotta get the fuck out of here.
	Holy shit, we fucked up.
	That's how it goes, man.
	Hey, when 21 The Podcast is in the building, man, that's what we do.
	So if y 'all do tune in to 21ThePodcast, 21ThePodcast.com.
	Y 'all just be ready to listen to us talk about a bunch of shit.
	Make sure y 'all go subscribe to that shit.
	It's me and my boy Marcos.
	Let me pull it up for you.
	You got the keys over there.
	We can leave now though.
	We casted Mario correctly.
	Yeah, now you can leave now that you've done this.
	So here is...
	Hey look, you click right there and it'll give you bonus thousand bucks.
	All you got to do is go to 21podcast.com, really.
	It'll just pop up.
	But if y 'all put in that slash Bovada, it'll take you right there.
	But yeah, it's 21 The Podcast, man.
	How do I get in?
	Just scroll down.
	Scroll down.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, man.
	It's a bit of a thinker.
	I like to...
	It's like a secret door to a club or something.
	Yeah, you just scroll down.
	And then, yeah, y 'all subscribe to us right there, man.
	Y 'all can listen to us on Spotify, all that bullshit.
	But y 'all want to tune into the fucking, the video shit.
	We got a bunch of merch and stuff in there.
	But the biggest key is that little donate button right there.
	Like, y 'all just click that shit.
	Just throw money in there.
	But y 'all can catch us live every Wednesday at 8 p.m.
	Not this Wednesday because it's Thanksgiving.
	I mean, we might.
	We still haven't figured it out yet, but we might.
	Did I inspire you with the turkey shit?
	Or what?
	What's up?
	No, you've satisfied us with this turkey shit.
	You're feeling like you're ready for it?
	We're filled up.
	Nice.
	Like to eat turkey?
	Like to be around some turkeys.
	I don't like jive turkeys.
	No jive turkeys.
	Hey, you seen Black Dynamite?
	What?
	You ever seen Black Dynamite?
	Have you seen Black Dynamite?
	I'm sorry.
	I'm just throwing it out there.
	I'm just thinking of some movies I like while you're trying to leave.
	Excuse me.
	I do.
	I like it.
	He played in a, what is that, Falcon Rising movie?
	Y 'all know the Falcon from Marvel is gay and Black Mirror?
	With another game character.
	He's Captain America now.
	Yeah, he's Captain America now.
	He's Captain America.
	And he just has...
	I don't know how to explain it, man.
	If y 'all haven't seen that episode, that shit's crazy as fuck.
	Crazy as fuck.
	He leaves his wife.
	His wife gives him one day a year.
	Don't tell us the shit.
	Hey, spoilers.
	No, I'm not spoiling anything.
	Bro, I'm good about spoilers.
	Didn't you just spoil the Titanic for somebody?
	Oh, you did.
	I'm just saying.
	No, no, that was the fucking Tom Hanks cast away.
	Yeah, I spoke cast away from somebody.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, it was cast away.
	That was one of the worst.
	Man, I felt terrible about that.
	Hey, I spoiled Lady Gaga for somebody tonight.
	Bro, you just tried to get in trouble, boy.
	I'm already in trouble.
	Well, say goodbye to the turkey, guys, because this turkey's going to be dead by the...
	Nah, this turkey about to go on the NFT.
	Oh, that turkey's already dead, right?
	Oh, yeah, and then you got these turkeys.
	Yeah, look.
	We'll see what's up.
	Yeah, you gotta sign it.
	Yeah, let's get you to sign it on live.
	Don't sign it on the dick.
	They want it clean.
	Sign it on the ass.
	I was just about to label the dick.
	Sign it on the ass.
	I think they can tell.
	I don't know.
	Yo, thank y 'all for having us, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Thank you guys for coming on to the show.
	We had a good time, for sure.
	We had a good time.
	And I think we can wrap.
	You want to wrap?
	What's that dude's name?
	We'll do a whole wrap.
	What's that dude's name?
	Alex Drone?
	No.
	I was here earlier.
	Oh, Rod.
	Roderick.
	Roderick.
	Roderick is a ninja.
	Rod, if I wasn't supposed to smoke in here, bro, my bad.
	That's on my rider, though.
	It's like, y 'all invite me somewhere.
	Like, I'm smoking in that bitch.
	It's like how Chappelle smokes everywhere he goes now.
	I didn't notice until it was already.
	Chappelle puts it in his act, Ryder.
	My bad.
	I'm sorry.
	Chappelle's been smoking in, like, a historic...
	Fucking buildings where nobody smokes anymore.
	And he's like, no, it's part of my act.
	I do this.
	This is part of my act.
	Chappelle gets away with this shit.
	I don't know.
	He ain't on Chappelle level.
	See, that sounds like haterism.
	That sounds like pure haterism.
	I know I'm not on Chappelle's level.
	But you don't say it out loud to my face.
	He's making articles talking about his cancel.
	He's laughing about it.
	I did not mean to put you up there.
	I just want to apologize to the audience.
	You set me up.
	I'm sorry.
	I did not mean to put Drew up there with Dave Chappelle.
	I'm so sorry.
	Yeah, that is your fault, Marcos.
	Let me beg for your forgiveness.
	He doesn't belong up there.
	Please, guys, check out 21thepodcast.com.
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	Maybe not.
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	Thank you again, Alex Jones.
	Thank you guys.
	Man, I gotta piss, man.
	Come on.
	Wrap this motherfucker up.
	Alright.
	Alright.
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