Know More News - Adam Green - Reptilian Scene in "Iron Sky: The Coming Race"
Aired: 2019-09-22
Duration: 05:25

[00:00:00]  A long time ago we arrived on this planet after a very long journey.
[00:00:08]  Our ship was heavily damaged.
[00:00:12]  But we were in luck.
[00:00:14]  We had found a planet with air and water and life.
[00:00:21]  My fool of a brother was in charge.
[00:00:25]  He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.
[00:00:30]  I told him it was a mistake.
[00:00:32]  Of course, I was proven right.
[00:00:34]  We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet.
[00:00:43]  It was ours.
[00:00:48]  We studied the flora and fauna.
[00:00:51]  While the others obsessed over big game.
[00:00:55]  I focused on the small.
[00:00:58]  A new order had arisen.
[00:01:01]  The primates.
[00:01:04]  Then I did something I knew my brother would never understand.
[00:01:14]  I stole some of our precious value and gave it to my two favorites.
[00:01:20]  Adam and Eve.
[00:01:22]  I could have waited.
[00:01:24]  Let's nature take its course.
[00:01:26]  But why not give evolution a nudge?
[00:01:28]  But I learned soon that the paradise was doomed.
[00:01:44]  My brother ordered us to take our ship and move underground.
[00:01:49]  You see, the Earth is hollow.
[00:01:53]  Hey, fight!
[00:02:13]  Oh, wait, this happened.
[00:02:15]  Oh, wait, this happened.
[00:02:22]  Well, it certainly has been an interesting last few millennia.
[00:02:27]  With this whole infiltrate the upper echelon of human society and manipulate them into destroying each other.
[00:02:33]  Yeah, we might have just gone a little heavy on the political realm.
[00:02:37]  Pardon me, my dumb.
[00:02:38]  But in my own defense, I was far in the way the first of us to swim those uh frigid waters.
[00:02:44]  Mm-hmm.
[00:02:45]  And we're all real proud of you, Caligula.
[00:02:47]  But you went for a lack of a better word, insane.
[00:02:52]  And we've all learned that humans really don't like their insanity being challenged, and then there was that little thing with your horse.
[00:02:58]  We're just friends.
[00:03:00]  Oh, my God!
[00:03:04]  And little Stucky!
[00:03:05]  You know?
[00:03:06]  Who knew that social media was gonna work?
[00:03:08]  That was brilliant.
[00:03:10]  Everyone too wrapped up in cat videos and sending dick pics to procreate instead of think with their brains.
[00:03:15]  Very nice.
[00:03:16]  Sure helped with my case during the elections.
[00:03:19]  And you two crazy kids with your crusades and your G hat or whatever you want to call it.
[00:03:26]  Nothing like a little monteism to throw people into sanctuary battles over exactly same ideology.
[00:03:35]  Oh, and don't even get me started on eighty.
[00:03:39]  Eddie Hitler with the sextiness, help me!
[00:03:47]  Now set up, you old drunk fool.
[00:03:49]  Now set up, you old drunk fool.
[00:04:07]  What about me?
[00:04:09]  You managed to destroy all that human vermin, but you destroyed everything else along with them, madam president.
[00:04:18]  Well total victory, all but a few stragglers.
[00:04:23]  Gone.
[00:04:24]  And now the planet is ours again.
[00:04:26]  Yes, a beautiful, unlivable planet.
[00:04:30]  Totally nuclear wasteland.
[00:04:32]  Very good, Miss President.
[00:04:34]  I will say something.
[00:04:36]  Shut up.
[00:04:39]  Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but we still have our spaceship.
[00:04:42]  Why can't we just take it and move to another planet?
[00:04:46]  Space, Margaret.
[00:04:49]  Space is huge.
[00:04:51]  Where do you recommend we go?
[00:04:53]  Second star to the right and then straight till the morning.
[00:04:58]  You know how difficult it is to find a planet to live on?
[00:05:03]  My brother created this pest.
[00:05:08]  The humans.
[00:05:11]  He will get punished as soon as I find him.
[00:05:17]  But we really didn't have to leave.
[00:05:20]  If you hadn't turned the surface into a radioactive mess.