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Nov. 28, 2018 - Know More News - Adam Green
07:30
Netlix's Anti-White Hate Speech Problem
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That's great, uh, I need to get the bad news out of the way.
Yes, I am a straight white man.
Yeah, I know.
Finally, one of us decided to talk.
You.
Make some noise if you're also a straight white dude.
Ha!
Thank you guys for not cheering as loudly as you're physically able.
For understanding where we are in history right now.
And now it's fine for us, too.
Yeah, we're gonna take this generation off, have a sip of water.
Don't worry, guys, we'll be fine.
We've had a long run.
Famously one of the longest runs, so I feel like we earned the break.
I'm also happy when I asked my question that not everyone in the audience cheered.
What a dark and menacing vibe that would have been if everyone's just like Oh boy, I don't want all straight white guys in a room.
Now there's nothing better happens when it's only us in a room.
That's not a crowd, that's a rally.
Yeah, one of us just being like, okay, cool, it's just us, and then closes and locks the door, like that's not good for anybody in that room.
Anybody not in that room.
Uh even though I am a straight dude, I'm actually happy that we are not culturally in vogue right now, because I have never been comfortable hanging out with just straight guys.
It makes me very nervous.
I never know what to do with my hands or like where to look.
I don't know, I know eye contact is the mood, but it feels like too much, it's like, oh yeah, I guess.
I know I wanna get that energy off.
I think I just have always been insecure that like when I'm just with dudes that they can tell that I'm not an alpha.
Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure I'm low T. You know when I was a kid, I was afraid of my guy friends.
Like my energy in middle school was I was the sort of kid that would get invited to a sweepover.
Okay, I would focus on impressing the mom.
No, she's gonna love me.
So now as an adult, I still get nervous when I see like bait roots of straight dudes hanging out in public.
I'm like, what are you up to?
I think if I knew, I wouldn't like it.
This is really white guys' fault.
I think they've been crying for help and no one's been listening, man.
They've been spiraling, they've been spiraling for years, and we don't know what to do with that.
We don't know how to handle white guys needing something.
They've been fucking losing it, you know.
White woman, stop being so annoying.
I thought I was elite, but it's real.
Y'all are fucking irritating.
Y'all gotta cut this sh the f out.
And no one's telling y'all.
You know, you're really in this position where no one gets to be like, hey, we don't like you.
But I'm telling you as a collective, people's tired.
White people are aliens.
It's a very simple solution to all these problems.
It's just not from this fucking planet.
You ever wonder why we keep having explain to them that human lives matter?
Cause they not f human.
If they were, we would have to keep having this conversation.
The sun kills white people, y'all.
It murders them!
The what thing on this planet, everything flies under kills y'all!
Got me a thousand years, still haven't developed melanin yet.
Alien is fighting, y'all dumb.
My husband's so cute, he's white, I like him anyways.
Um White dudes hitting on me.
How dare you?
How dare you?
What?
I'll trust y'all right now.
You're crazy.
Fucking crazy.
That's the whiteest white man shit to do right now.
Here on the black one.
Fuck the humorous.
This economy.
Uh, it's a say, because I like white guys.
And uh trap them.
I do, I do, I like white guys.
Not as people, not as human beings, just uh.
You know?
Like if I be a white dude, I wanna ruin your family.
What's the point?
You know what I mean?
What's the point?
I want reluctant going in, right?
Reluctant.
You don't want it, but I'm giving it to him, you know what I mean?
You know what he falls with me as mother's last talk too much.
Fucking excitement, you know?
That was my biggest bright with the new Naki.
You know what I mean?
All in dude, nobody hat, are you crazy?
No ads, yeah.
Okay, so there you are.
It's like, get the fuck.
Get the fuck, give some pull-ups and do we'll fucking talk.
Anyway, that white supremacist is always in the news, that guy, Richard Spencer.
Uh, I'd never heard of this guy.
He until he got punched at a rally.
And people were debating it on Twitter, they were like, is it justified?
Somebody came up to me, they were like, do you think that's justified?
And I said, well let me tell you this.
I have been punched at a pizza hot lunch buffet.
And that was justified.
Uh I'm actually a gay comedian, sorry, nobody.
Yeah, you guys feel that now.
Yeah, that's the racism leaving your bodies.
Uh, that feels good.
Um, therapeutic.
Uh don't hold on till I'm gonna let it go.
Yeah, that's how Trump gotta let the other heck.
No, that's too soon.
Yeah, no, too late.
Stay out of there.
I think people's saying like, oh, if we only wait for the old people that die.
Racism would die out.
Y'all ever read my training soon.
Meanwhile, I'm in the gym.
There's like 90-year-old white dude's doing like 600 pound deadlifts.
They not dying.
They're not they f train it.
That's all cross-fit is with a racism trainer cat.
Did you know that?
You heard it here first, brother.
Talking about a sick, but I'm gonna be a really white name.
I'm gonna be an all-white man.
I wanna be fake.
Oh, it's great to be here.
What the trees!
Such a diverse country full of people from all races, religions, and backgrounds.
I come from Ireland, which is 84% Catholic.
I want to be multicultural.
I want to look like the audience for Hamilton the musical.
There's also a song that ends racism forever.
So here we go.
You guys ready for racism to end?
There you go.
It's kinda cool sometimes, but I've seen the thoughts.
Boom in they are contact in a go engage.
Nothing's as pretty.
To be a sofa face.
She's already evolution of the human race.
Interracial baby bees.
It's also bass and catchy colored babies.
I can leave on no big page.
Here's a few people who have famously mixed.
I said a bruno lies in a meet She keeps them off camera, that I twitched.
You're afraid to have a mixed baby because of the mama.
So the mixed babies can be bad.
Just ask the president of Obama.
Interracial baby.
You can leave the man of the death.
KKK upsetting babies For the reason Jesus came back for land I tell him, "There were money babies" Said there'd be no one worth two If the Japanese were half white If there'd be no pearl heartburn They'd all return to avoid getting sunburned Huh Cause my people got hit the gym outskirts If Hitler was at work Should there be no shig-ha Just power to the people It's a race-ho baby Say daddy's here Beyonce called the baby bean The 1950s were our year Yeah Racism's over.
That's my bad.
I'm not gay, but every time I see a black guy with light eyes, I forget my own name.
He's like, yo, what's the name, man?
He's like, Chris, what's yours?
I'm like, uh, Chris.
I'm laughing polite.
Just blink and make my knees weak.
And uh Some of you guys are getting weak just thinking about that right now.
Oh.
And uh it was all doing shows in New York and I saw this black guy with my eyes crossing the street with this girl.
And I did a double text.
Oh shit.
And she saw me and she's like, excuse me.
I was like, that's what I looking at you.
Maybe just myself, you know, I'm Chris, like oh fuck.
And uh I thought, it's not like everyone is selfish racist, like I should have known this guy was gonna say something because he has lost a tattoo on his forehead.
Yeah, like that guy's not afraid of pinning, that's forever.
But I try to figure out how from some parts of the US that I guess in the race relationships, and I figured it out.
It's not because of racism, it's for a different reason.
And uh there's a little country song that explains why.
Alright.
So a colored guy with my sister last night.
Makes my blood boil, oh simple at the same.
The fact that he's colouring me trouble in.
Hell I believe in civil wats in 2018, but nobody takes my sisters but me.
I'm a Jewish, I want to Jewish, you might say not around Jewish and I I've been living LA so long, it's weird racism, but I forgot this battle self-racism, man.
I was in the airport at when I went to the bathroom as soon as I walked to the bathroom I skipped the sh ⁇ an old white lady.
So fan test.
Soon as I walked in, she went screaming out, I was like, yeah, one bitch.
Couldn't know my powers still work here.
Cause I know she was scared on two levels on one level she was like, holy shit, there was a man in the woman's bed.
On another level she was like, holy shit, there was a black man in a woman's bird.
there's only one person on the elevator uh it's this old old old old old old old old old old old Uh and so I step onto the elder.
The elder door's closed behind me, Eve looks up at me.
And she immediately grabs her purse title.
Not gonna yell at an old lady, but she just did this weird thing.
I feel weird in my head, I'm like, what do I do?
It's a hard armor.
And like it was a quiet one.
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