Watch Me Mog These Manosphere Influencers dismantles toxic masculinity tropes by mocking "look maxing" scams, Michael Knowles’ self-destructive rhetoric, and Andrew Tate’s rigid gender roles—only to paradoxically endorse his anti-violence stance. Clips advocating female inferiority and male dominance are dismantled with personal anecdotes about marriage, while domestic violence claims are critiqued, leaving listeners confused between satire and genuine endorsement. The episode ultimately urges rejection of the manosphere but pivots to promoting traditionalism—leaving its own message contradictory. [Automatically generated summary]
All right, here's another one of these bonus videos that is just like being in hell.
It's like being in hell for me, and I certainly hope I can make it like hell for you as well.
We're going to watch videos from the manosphere.
And the manosphere, obviously, is where people talk about manhood.
And one tip I can give you about manhood is if you want manhood, stay out of the manosphere.
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All right, let's watch the first one.
I would never go back to school.
I'm already doing good enough on social media where I can't even think about the word school.
What if you could be a plastic surgeon?
If you're going to take out hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans, you might as well invest into surgery rather than going to school.
What if you had paper?
You can actually get college loans and use it for surgery.
So this is a method.
I've been telling people, yeah, you can literally do that.
Misappropriating the funds, it's really not going to get you in that much trouble.
And you'll mog, so you'll be able to sort of get out of it.
Can I ask you a question?
Is it like looks maxing a means of like avoiding flirting with girls?
If you're like so hot, you don't have to talk to them?
Yeah, it certainly makes it easier to be a dollar.
Not talk to girls.
Is that that guy Knowles interviewed?
This is Calovicular who was made famous by Michael Knowles.
Knowles is going to stand before the throne of God and God is going to say, schmuck.
It's always bad when you're talking to God and begins with schmuck.
That's a bad sign.
You don't want to be in that situation.
That's where Knowles is going to be.
You know, what a waste of life.
What can I tell you?
What a waste of life.
I'd like to take the advice from somebody who's, you know, love advice from somebody who's hitting themselves in the head with a hammer.
What can I tell you?
If you are falling for that, you deserve everything you get.
So you're look maxing.
Knowles is fascinated by the language.
He likes the mog and you're look maxing, but he's still going to hell for this.
All right, let's watch another one.
I mean, no woman wants to get with a guy that other women don't want to get with because women attach their egos to the type of guy that they can get.
I'm so hot, I can get this motherfucking.
That's what it boils down to.
Absolutely.
And that's why when I see stuff like this, it just drives me crazy because, yeah, guys who don't f ⁇ are guys who are like this, who just like, that's their wife is their sun and their moon, and they worship the ground that they walk on.
It's like, yeah, because no other chick wants you.
You're the only option that I have, so therefore I have to put all of my eggs in one basket and follow you around like a puppy dog all the time.
Yeah, that's my system.
That works for me.
Yeah, he's exactly right.
I worship the ground my wife walks on because no one else would have me.
I mean, look at me.
These guys, you know, it's so amazing, the interesting, that you take every survey, every kind of interview that you do, and you find in general, married people are happier than unmarried people.
Oh, no, he didn't.
And there's a reason for that.
That marriage bond is an incredibly deep one.
If you get married young, and I got married relatively young, I was in my lower 20s.
I can't remember the exact age, but it was the lower 20s.
I think it was just after the meteor killed the dinosaurs, I think.
Jesus changed earth and the power to the fire.
And over time, I can tell you this because I've lived over time.
Over time, I can tell you that the rewards are smashing.
You know, in any given moment, you know, because you'll have a girl flirt with you and you'll turn her down because you're married and you will regret that for the rest of your life, but you won't regret it as much as losing your integrity, your fidelity, and the love of your life.
And so it's amazing to me that these guys sell this stuff, this misery that most guys can't do anyway.
Most guys are not going to get that many women anyway.
So they're listening going, yeah, if I could get that many women, then I would be a real man.
All right, let's watch some more of these idiots.
I don't treat women as equal.
I tweeted the other day, it went viral.
I said you can either understand women or you can respect them, but you can't do both.
And the reason why I say that is I trust you guys to be women, which is act like children, not have any kind of accountability, make bad decisions, and then immediately infantilize yourself and try to get appeasement from society and feel sorry for you.
Versus like with men, when we make our mistakes, we typically have to eat it and we got to deal with consequences.
With you guys, you can always say, oh, I didn't know I'm a victim.
And society will feel sorry for you.
And I look at it.
I look at it like since women, you know, lack accountability in many different things, especially within relationships with men.
I'm just not going to give you guys the authority in the first place.
I'm just going to go ahead and understand you guys move a certain way and behave a certain way.
So I need to be the leader and just kind of guide you through everything.
So this is why I'm a big proponent.
When a guy meets a girl, you kind of got to let her know what the program is up front and let her know, take it or leave it.
Because the other issue is that in modern society, I don't think a lot like we discussed before, I don't think many women are wife material.
A lot of you guys have bad habits.
You talk back.
You don't respect male authority.
You think you're equal to your guy.
You think you could, you know, motivate him or whatever maybe you're telling him what to do.
And with that said, I do see your perspective because a lot of guys are idiots.
But I think for men, they need to kind of step up and understand that women are the inferior gender.
I'm sorry, I dozed off there on that one.
But what I caught of it, you know, I don't look at women as equal either.
Equal means the same.
They're not the same.
They're totally different.
Men and women.
That's the only division in humankind.
There are no other, you know, you think people think, oh, you know, he's black, I'm white, he's Jewish, I'm Christian.
No, it's men and women and everybody else is basically on the same track together.
And men and women are not equal.
They're totally different between each other.
Where he lost me was with respect, because one of the things about living with a woman over time is you start out thinking, oh, this person has no capacity for reason.
All the stuff that he said, she takes no accountability.
But slowly over time, if you live with the same woman and you love her and you respect her and cherish her, you start to realize that it's an actual different way to see the world.
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It is not what you think it is.
It's not just this kind of crazy, you know, I burst into tears and I get off the hook all the time.
It is an actual different way to see the world.
And you begin to add that perspective to your perspective and you find out you become an entire human being, which is a really different experience.
Hasn't happened to me yet, but to some of you it will happen if you actually follow the path of marriage.
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All right, let's listen to more of these morons because life is so long.
We just want to waste it watching this stuff.
If a man is a victim of domestic violence or domestic abuse, he's not going to report it to the police.
And if you call the police, they'll arrest you.
Exactly.
In that same exact scenario, when there's domestic violence going on, you just need to bob and weave.
Take all the punches and the shoving and all the craziness and you have to just suck it up because you'll never win.
Nobody will take it seriously.
The cops will laugh at you.
The court will laugh at you.
The girl's always the victim, even if she puts your hands on you.
Nowadays, girls will put your hands on you now.
Da-da.
Girls will, and they don't even think it's wrong because they always think they're the victim.
I've been in situations like that.
Girls put hands on me and you just got to.
If you even touch them, you're going to jail.
You know, there's actually a lot of truth to that.
A lot of domestic violence is started by women because you can take 100 shots from a woman.
She can take one shot from you and you put her in the hospital.
And that's the truth.
There shouldn't be violence in your relationship.
There shouldn't be violence in your relationship.
You know, no hands, no hands relationship.
You want, when you use your hands in your relationship, it should be for good things.
You know, violence is like an actual, you know, you know how the left is always saying speech is violence?
That's the exact opposite of the truth.
Speech is what you do instead of violence.
So there shouldn't be violence.
And the guy is right that women, you know, see on TV that they can beat up men and they think they're going to hit you and you're going to roll out the door and all this stuff.
And you have to stop them from doing it.
But you should not be living with somebody who hits you.
Whether you're a man or a woman, you should not be living with somebody who hits you.
You should be able to talk things out.
And yes, I believe that the father of a family, the husband of the family should have the ultimate authority, but he should use that authority to make sure everybody's happy and fulfilled.
There it is.
There's the secret.
I just told you the secret of life.
Send money.
All right.
This next guy is Andrew Tate.
We know he's always good for a laugh, so let's watch him.
I believe that men have the divine imperative to become as capable, powerful, and competent as possible in this life.
I reserve my human right to hold my own beliefs and practice them as I see fit and allow other people the same right to believe and act as they wish.
I prefer loving, rewarding, consensual relationships with beautiful, positive, and virtuous women.
I believe men and women are different and that each has their own unique and important strengths and abilities.
I believe men have the sacred duty to protect and provide for the important people in their lives.
I believe men have the sacred duty to protect the innocence and sanctity of their children and reserve the right and responsibility to raise their children as they see best to ensure their long-term happiness and success.
I believe that men have the sacred duty to raise strong, capable, and honorable sons.
I believe that men have the sacred duty to raise kind, feminine, and virtuous daughters.
I utterly disprove of violence within romantic or familiar relationships.
That was it?
He was serious?
I agree with all that.
I agree with Andrew Tate.
That's me.
It's me and Andrew Tate were like this.
Did we just become best friends?
Yep.
I was expecting it to get to the end and say, oh, this is all crap, you know, because he's such a jerk.
But no, I agreed with all of that.
So we're going to leave it at that.
You know, if you want to be a real man, follow Andrew Tate in that clip and nowhere else.
It's got to be that clip.
Otherwise, you're going to hell.
If you want manhood, get out of the manosphere, find yourself a wife, and live happily ever after.