Andrew Klavan Show - Andrew Klavan Reacts To These Insane A.I. Videos
Aired: 2026-02-19
Duration: 09:40


=== Short Form Stories (02:15) ===

[00:00:00]  All right, I actually like this bonus video, the idea of this bonus video today.
[00:00:05]  It's not the usual torment when I have to look at some crazy leftist with a ring in her nose, say stupid stuff because she's got a ring in your nose.
[00:00:13]  You can't think.
[00:00:13]  You're just thinking, I'm just a ring in my nose.
[00:00:15]  Instead, we're going to look at some short videos that tell stories that are just being made by individuals, which I think is great.
[00:00:24]  It's something that is going to happen more and more and eventually will replace the people in Hollywood who we hate so very, very much.
[00:00:35]  At Stories from the Dark.
[00:00:38]  In a quiet Philippine province, two families lived side by side and hated each other for generations.
[00:00:46]  No one remembered why.
[00:00:49]  They only remembered the rule: their children must never meet, but secrets grow best in the dark.
[00:00:56]  They met by the river at night, where no one could see them fall in love.
[00:01:03]  They promised each other one thing.
[00:01:06]  If we can't live together, we won't live at all.
[00:01:10]  When their families found out, the boy was beaten and locked inside his house.
[00:01:16]  The girl was sent away before sunrise.
[00:01:19]  By morning, both were found dead.
[00:01:22]  One hanging from a mango tree, the other drowned in the river.
[00:01:26]  The province called it a tragedy.
[00:01:29]  But the families say, every night after that, two figures met again by the river, holding hands, smiling.
[00:01:38]  And if someone passed too close, they felt hands pulling them toward the water.
[00:01:44]  The families made peace too late because love that's buried wrong doesn't rest.
[00:01:51]  And locals warn.
[00:01:53]  If you see a couple by the river at night, don't watch them.
[00:01:57]  They're looking for someone to love forever.
[00:02:00]  Some love stories never end.
[00:02:05]  All right, kind of a classic ghost story.
[00:02:08]  Not too original there, but I love the voice.
[00:02:11]  And I like the videos.
[00:02:13]  The videos had a really nice tone to them.

=== A Classic Ghost Story (07:24) ===

[00:02:15]  So I see talent there.
[00:02:17]  And I just think, you know, it's great.
[00:02:19]  It's great that we don't have to depend on people in Hollywood who hate us to find stories.
[00:02:24]  I think this is going to be really interesting.
[00:02:25]  I think the short form is really good for the internet.
[00:02:29]  You sure about that?
[00:02:32]  You sure about that?
[00:02:33]  Because you're usually working when you're on the internet.
[00:02:35]  Most of us are usually working when we're on the internet, and it's something you can kind of take, like a cigarette break.
[00:02:41]  So I saw talent there.
[00:02:43]  I know ghost stories so well that I've heard that one a lot of times, but still, I thought it was really interesting the way it worked, and it looked nice.
[00:02:52]  I like the look of it.
[00:02:53]  Past Fusion AI, at Past Fusion AI.
[00:02:58]  Regrets.
[00:03:00]  I've had a few.
[00:03:03]  But then again, too few to mention.
[00:03:10]  I did what I had to do.
[00:03:16]  Saw it through without exemption.
[00:03:22]  I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway.
[00:03:35]  And more, much more than this.
[00:03:40]  I did it my way.
[00:03:47]  Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew So that was obviously Frank Sinatra's life, put to his famous hit My Way.
[00:04:03]  Okay, I've seen that before.
[00:04:05]  You know, the fact that you can age people and move them around like that is kind of fascinating, but that was not as creative.
[00:04:13]  I want to see people using these things for more creativity.
[00:04:15]  And I'll tell you one thing, I haven't seen what's coming next, so maybe I'm stepping in it.
[00:04:19]  But if I see one more sexy fairy girl sitting on a flower petal, I'm leaving town.
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[00:05:55]  All right, let's watch another one.
[00:06:06]  All right, that was hardly a story.
[00:06:08]  That was actually like an ex-post.
[00:06:11]  But pretty funny.
[00:06:12]  Some of those animal ones, I have to admit, they look so real.
[00:06:16]  You have to just understand that they're not.
[00:06:18]  I mean, apparently they can do anything now.
[00:06:20]  It's frightening.
[00:06:21]  What if he says I'm too high maintenance?
[00:06:23]  Tell him he's too low income for my lifestyle.
[00:06:26]  Simple economics.
[00:06:27]  What if he thinks I shop too much, shopping too much?
[00:06:31]  There's no such thing when you're investing in your fabulousness.
[00:06:34]  Should I get back with my ex?
[00:06:36]  I'd rather French kiss a cactus.
[00:06:38]  Go generate a better man on Higgsfield who actually makes you money.
[00:06:42]  I have to say, what I'm watching here is the beginning of something, not the actual completion of something.
[00:06:47]  It is amazing that this stuff is just being created out of nothing.
[00:06:51]  And that shows it at Granny Spills.
[00:06:54]  And it's, you know, it's pretty good, pretty good to watch.
[00:06:57]  I mean, it's like it's not quite there yet.
[00:07:00]  But I think so far, I like the first one best.
[00:07:02]  I like the one that actually told the story.
[00:07:05]  It wasn't a fresh story.
[00:07:06]  It wasn't a new story, but it wasn't a story.
[00:07:08]  And it has some kind of emotional weight to it.
[00:07:11]  That's been the best one, but I thought that one was fairly funny too.
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[00:08:33]  Good luck.
[00:08:35]  That was pretty good.
[00:08:37]  I've seen that kind of thing before.
[00:08:38]  That's when I first started playing these on the air.
[00:08:42]  I really like the use of irrational numbers.
[00:08:46]  8675309.
[00:08:48]  You know, it's at 3, turn it off at 3.52.
[00:08:51]  That's a Stephen King trick that he uses a lot.
[00:08:54]  There's something really just frightening about that.
[00:08:56]  And I like the whole idea that you're entering in.
[00:08:59]  Anybody who's ever worked a night shift, which I have, knows when you're entering in something where you're going to be alone all night, there's a sense like what is going to happen.
[00:09:07]  And the idea that you might get a phone call.
[00:09:09]  It makes no sense.
[00:09:11]  You can't see out of the building.
[00:09:12]  That's pretty scary.
[00:09:13]  I've seen that done more originally, but I like all of this stuff in principle.
[00:09:18]  I like all the attempts.
[00:09:20]  And I think it's interesting that like so many venues now, it all tends to trends toward horror.
[00:09:28]  But still, I think this is the start of something.
[00:09:30]  I think it's the start.
[00:09:32]  As Frank Sinatra would have said, I think this is the start of something big.
[00:09:35]  And I'm looking forward to seeing it happen.
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