#971: October 2-3, 2024
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to find Alex enjoying a rare moment of euphoria, reflecting on the VP debate, and interviewing a demigod.
Oct. 11, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| knowledge fight need money Andy in Kansas stop it Andy in Kansas it's time to pray Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding us hello Alex I'm a first time calling I'm a huge fan I love your world knowledge fight knowledge fight dot com I love you Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today is that I am enjoying Time Tunnel and our side podcast. | ||
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Sure. | |
| It's about time. | ||
| Matter of time. | ||
| It's a matter of time. | ||
| But something did risk taking the attention away from Time Tunnel. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| Something almost became the new thing that I've got to watch. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And I'm very excited about it. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| So I saw some commercials. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe I was watching like a wrestling pay-per-view or something. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And I saw some commercials for a new show called Brilliant Minds. | ||
| Have you heard of this? | ||
| No, I have not. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Stars Zachary Quinto. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Siler or Spock, if you like. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's just House. | ||
| But not. | ||
| It's just House M.D. But he's not on drugs, and he doesn't seem to hate everybody, and woke. | ||
| So he's just a competent doctor? | ||
| No, he's the best doctor. | ||
| Oh, he's also the best doctor. | ||
| Okay, so we're just watching the best doctor have very few struggles in life? | ||
| Well, no, he has some problems. | ||
| He has face blindness. | ||
| No! | ||
| Not face blindness! | ||
| Bring awareness! | ||
| He has some issues with his parents, and his mom is the head of the hospital that he ends up at. | ||
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So she has to enforce the rules, but he doesn't play by the rules. | |
| No, he doesn't! | ||
| So that takes him from both a professional to a family. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's intense. | ||
| I loved House when I was younger because I like the kind of mystery, just the structure of it. | ||
| Was it lupus? | ||
| No, it wasn't lupus. | ||
| It's never sarcoidosis. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| It's a good structure for a show in a medical setting. | ||
| Hugh Laurie's charismatic. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| So I was excited to see that there's a new one that's basically the same thing. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| But Zachary Quinto, who is incredibly charming, and always fun to watch. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so I started watching it, and then as the layers are peeled back, like, oh, what's his house? | ||
| It has a bum leg, and it has to take pills. | ||
| Oh, he has face blindness. | ||
| Alright. | ||
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That's it? | |
| Interesting. | ||
| Wait, who's his cuddy? | ||
| Oh, it's his mom. | ||
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The layers keep getting peeled back and I'm like, this is the best show ever. | |
| It's so bad, but it's so good. | ||
| Yeah, that's really terrible. | ||
| I think it's really bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's no one on stage's fault that I can tell. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Because everyone's doing a good job in the show. | ||
| Quinto's great. | ||
| His team is great. | ||
| The person who's playing his mom is great. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Like, it's all good performances I'm seeing on the screen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just a mess. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The idea seems bad. | ||
| Yeah, that's just a mess. | ||
| That sounds like it's from the 1940s. | ||
| Like, that's a TV script from back then. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nuts. | ||
| Time tunnel. | ||
| So far, it also seems like a large... | ||
| There's been three episodes so far. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it feels to me like... | ||
| A great deal of the plot and dramatic tension is him not minding his own goddamn business. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Like, he's meddling in shit that he has no business. | ||
| He's meddling in shit? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's a great doctor with face blindness who just meddles in shit and his mom is there? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's your story? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| Zachary Quinto. | ||
| We're out of ideas, man. | ||
| We're all out of ideas. | ||
| We just gotta shut it down and start over. | ||
| I'm gonna watch the shit out of this show. | ||
| I'm going to fucking Bollywood. | ||
| That's where the writing is really happening now. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There are musical numbers. | ||
| I made that up. | ||
| There's no musical numbers in this NBC show. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| Anyway, what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is yesterday was my wife's birthday. | ||
| It was lovely. | ||
| She took the day off because she had a doctor's appointment. | ||
| We're old now, so that's birthday stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But yeah, I woke her up early with some donuts. | ||
| I got her some gummy worms. | ||
| Those are really most of my gifts. | ||
| I went around and looked for better stuff. | ||
| Got donuts and gummy worms. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| My wife says, stop it. | ||
| It's tough when you're in... | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| It's tough because it's like, how do you both celebrate a birthday and then go like, listen, we've been doing this for long enough now. | ||
| We've got to grow up. | ||
| You know, that kind of thing. | ||
| But it was great. | ||
| We just spent the day together. | ||
| Yeah, it used to be like a good bender maybe or something. | ||
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Yeah, something like that. | |
| But now it's sweets. | ||
| Let's go out. | ||
| Do you really want to do that? | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| Sweets! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Let's snack! | ||
| We ate six... | ||
| You know those potato donuts, my man. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, they're good. | ||
| We ate a half dozen of those throughout the day. | ||
| Can't blame you. | ||
| Just nibble after nibble after nibble from 7 a.m. until 9 at night. | ||
| It's easy to do. | ||
| Delicious. | ||
| Well, happy birthday to your wife. | ||
| Happy birthday. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| We're going to be talking about October 2nd and 3rd, 2024. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There's some high weirdness going on on this episode, and then an amazing guest. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'm being facetious. | ||
| Oh, great. | ||
| So, uh, we'll get down to business on this, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, she's E.E. Cummings. | ||
| He makes her comeback for more like Ali Twist with his saucer. | ||
| What? | ||
| Happy fifth anniversary, Art Dodge. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're not a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you! | ||
| Next, Susie Honks is a policy wonks. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're not a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I am a policy squonk. | ||
| If you know, you know my apologies to Sean May. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And shout out to Heather for getting me to listen to the show every week so we can talk about the insanity. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| So we start off this episode and Alex has a bit of a dramatic tone to kick things off. | ||
| This will be a day long remembered. | ||
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We'll soon see the end of the Democrats. | |
| InfoWars. | ||
| Tomorrow's news today. | ||
| Tomorrow's news today. | ||
| The Jedi are going down. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep. | ||
| It's about time. | ||
| It's about time. | ||
| It's a bit dramatic. | ||
| I mean, you know, I think we all teared up a little bit when Order 66 was executed, and then, I mean, watching the younglings get torn apart by our future Darth. | ||
| Well, that's probably Chase, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Chase Geyser is going to have to kill the younglings. | ||
| Is Chase our Anakin in this scenario? | ||
| Oh, man, that's brutal. | ||
| He has the acting range. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He really does. | ||
| He really knows how to nail whining. | ||
| Alex, this was really what grabbed me about this episode. | ||
| I turned it on, and I was like, okay. | ||
| Alex, he's in a particular mood, and maybe one we haven't really ever seen on him before. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And you might describe it as euphoria. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| But he's not on drugs. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He should do drugs. | ||
| I'm not on drugs. | ||
| I've had a cup of coffee this morning, didn't eat breakfast, and worked out for an hour and 15 minutes. | ||
| And about ten minutes before I went on air, I was just hit with euphoria. | ||
| I'm hiring a kite right now. | ||
| I told the crew, I said, I'm going to be able to do the show. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just feel total euphoria. | ||
| This is weird. | ||
| I have, a few times I was like three or four years old, I have early memories of just having euphoria walking around the backyard or the house or whatever. | ||
| And that's kind of how I feel right now. | ||
| And then I was analyzing it right as we were going live. | ||
| Two minutes ago. | ||
| And I went, I felt a disturbance in the force. | ||
| The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. | ||
| And I really started thinking about what was I intellectually thinking getting ready for the show? | ||
| What was the understanding I had? | ||
| And it was that the enemy is defeated, they're being crushed, and everything they do is failing, and the tide is totally turned. | ||
| And a great weight lifted off of me. | ||
| That's what it is! | ||
| When you get hit with something so huge, and I was going to come on air and explain that, and I literally stumbled in there to talk to Ben, because he'll type out what I want for the live show headlines, because I was godsmacked, I guess is the word they use for it. | ||
| Is this what being godsmacked? | ||
| Pull up the definition of godsmacked. | ||
| Really? | ||
| We're doing that, huh? | ||
| It happened about seven, eight minutes before I went live. | ||
| At about 10.53, I get a cup of coffee, and I walk in here to the studio. | ||
| We'd already been getting ready earlier. | ||
| And I just start like, whoa. | ||
| Whoa, I'm having euphoria. | ||
| Someone slipped some LSD in his coffee. | ||
| I mean, wouldn't that be fun? | ||
| Wouldn't that be a regular occurrence, though, if I was running a prank at the office space? | ||
| With Alex? | ||
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No. | |
| Yeah, why not? | ||
| No. | ||
| What's the difference? | ||
| Who's even going to be able to prove anything? | ||
| Well, because you will then turn into a 60-story tall mantis who hates Christians, and Alex will destroy you. | ||
| Sure, well, I mean, that's preferable. | ||
| I would... | ||
| I would be worried that I would turn into more of like a giant drumstick that he would like to take a big bite out of. | ||
| Either way, and no matter what the case, you're not safe. | ||
| No, that's true. | ||
| Around Alex Trippin? | ||
| No way. | ||
| Unsafe work environment. | ||
| I think it'd just be more Star Wars references. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| And great impressions. | ||
| So yeah, he felt a euphoria that just came over him because he realized that the globalists have been defeated. | ||
| Well, job done then. | ||
| I mean, let's go home. | ||
| No need to sell these supplements in order to carry on the fight that's been won. | ||
| Yeah, can't we stop then? | ||
| Can't we all stop? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He should be able to. | ||
| I mean, yeah, the fight's already won. | ||
| That's what the euphoria is supposed to be triggering, right? | ||
| It's like the job is done. | ||
| Go to your hammock. | ||
| Go lay down. | ||
| Enjoy the breeze. | ||
| The reward is after you win. | ||
| So just go take it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this feeling is diminishing. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that makes sense. | ||
| It's kind of dying down with time. | ||
| I just got thunderbolted like Saul of Tarsus on the road to Damascus or something. | ||
| It's starting to dissipate. | ||
| Thank God, or I couldn't do the show. | ||
| I mean, I'm talking like... | ||
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I've only felt like this. | |
| I have vague memories a few times when I was a child feeling like this. | ||
| This is a different feeling. | ||
| And I'm always sharing it on air because that's what I do. | ||
| Totally transparent. | ||
| I almost, Chase Skyler's in the office next door, I almost said, get in there and do the show for a while. | ||
| I've got to go lay down. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
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I didn't. | |
| I decided to go on air. | ||
| And that's really it. | ||
| It's just the Holy Spirit. | ||
| God's saying, hey, there's a lot of bad going on. | ||
| There's a lot of good. | ||
| But we're in control. | ||
| God's in control. | ||
| The good people are going to be in control. | ||
| Things are going to turn around. | ||
| The tide's going to turn. | ||
| And I'm sure there'll be some other great evil that comes. | ||
| I'm not saying that some utopia is about to happen, but I just had a huge weight lifted off me. | ||
| I feel like a feather. | ||
| It's just crazy. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Just light on your feet. | ||
| No more bioweapons incoming. | ||
| No more blowing up Trump's plane. | ||
| no more. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| This is great. | ||
| I feel great. | ||
| What a relief. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| If it was me, right, I would say maybe the worst thing to do, if you're feeling so unusual that you only have a reference point from your childhood, is maybe go on air and tell everybody all about it, because you don't know what's going to happen on account of having no reference point. | ||
| And he's probably just hungry. | ||
| Yeah, that actually does make sense. | ||
| He said he didn't eat, and he exercised, and then he drank some coffee. | ||
| Some caffeine. | ||
| He probably got light-headed. | ||
| Yeah, he's got a runner's eye. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| If what he's saying is true, he's probably just like his blood sugar's low or something. | ||
| You need more oxygen, yeah. | ||
| You need more oxygen in your bloodstream to get to your brain. | ||
| Or maybe God is in control and is exerting. | ||
| God smacked. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, that's the band. | ||
| For all the V's that he's turned into B's in this one scenario, a B is correct and he's fucked it up. | ||
| Well, he's thinking of the band. | ||
| God smack. | ||
| I was thinking of the play, God spelled. | ||
| I don't think he's thinking any of this shit. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| Probably because he's too hungry. | ||
| So Tim Walls and J.D. Vance had a debate the night before. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And obviously Vance won. | ||
| Oh, by a mile. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so Alex talks about that a little bit. | ||
| And I really don't think he has much to say on this issue. | ||
| Lock up your children. | ||
| Run for the hills, man. | ||
| It's here. | ||
| So that is a demon walking on two legs right there. | ||
| Walls. | ||
| Not this. | ||
| People saw it last night, and they saw J.D. Vance up there calm and majestic and focused and decent and good, and then they saw this pile of demons just up there wriggling and coiling and snapping and snarking. | ||
| So, that's where we are. | ||
| And the pathetic moderators... | ||
| Sniping at Vance and just all the lies. | ||
| I mean, this morning, I was trying to go over all these clips. | ||
| I've got... | ||
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So many clips it makes my head spin. | |
| So many clips. | ||
| So many clips. | ||
| I just don't feel like he has a lot of energy here. | ||
| You know, I don't think there's much enthusiasm for the debate because it's pretty boring. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| For the most part. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Alex is, I have Vance One who gives a shit. | ||
| Walls is a demon. | ||
| If you have a debate between a demon and a human, is there really any chance the demon's gonna come out ahead? | ||
| I mean, first off, obviously, no. | ||
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But... | |
| We're not dealing with a debate between a human and a demon. | ||
| We're dealing with a debate between a human and a pile of demons perhaps wearing a human suit. | ||
| Slithering. | ||
| So you don't know what they're all capable of together. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They're still losing a debate to a human. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Well, too many people talking at the same time. | ||
| If you have a pile of demons versus a human, I don't know if you really need to get into substance. | ||
| Like, I don't know if you need to get into what was said. | ||
| I think you got a pile of demons versus a human. | ||
| This is the most anticlimactic... | ||
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All elections, I think, in my lifetime. | |
| Everybody's gotten out all of their anxieties and stuff. | ||
| We're all just going through the motions now. | ||
| Like, what are we doing? | ||
| Talking about a debate? | ||
| One of the guys wants to end democracy! | ||
| I mean, what is there to debate about his tax policies? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| I do feel like everybody is gonna do what they're gonna do in terms of voting, and... | ||
| As a collective group of people, we're like watching a roulette ball land. | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| And that feels kind of bad, but the casino worker has thrown the ball. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| Whatever's gonna be is gonna be. | ||
| So anyway, at the debate, everything Tim Walls said was a lie. | ||
| Oh, everything? | ||
| Except, well, there's one thing... | ||
| Maybe some things that didn't look good for him were true. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| But everything was a lie. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It just went on and on. | ||
| And oh, no, no, no. | ||
| They don't kill babies after they're born. | ||
| They do it all the time. | ||
| A whole bunch of states have passed the law. | ||
| Was it 11, 12 states? | ||
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Where the baby pops out. | |
| It's at nine months. | ||
| That happens a lot of births. | ||
| Woman gets up on the deal about doing abortion. | ||
| Baby pops out. | ||
| Eight and a half months old. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
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What? | |
| And in most of the cases, they're not ready to harvest its organs. | ||
| Because when they are at certain key hospitals, they take them and say, oh, your baby died. | ||
| They keep it alive, and the orders come in for a few weeks, and they disanguate the baby. | ||
| They take all of its organs, all its blood and everything, and sell it the highest bidder. | ||
| But in the cases all over the country, most of the time with the abortuaries, they're not ready for that. | ||
| They just take the baby and just sell it as parts. | ||
| They don't even have the guts to kill it themselves, because they know it's illegal, what they're doing. | ||
| They'll set it on a shelf or put it in a refrigerator to freeze to death. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Everything I'm saying, just type it in. | ||
| Nurses at abortion clinic put babies in freezer live. | ||
| That's like a thing they do all over the country. | ||
| Is that a show? | ||
| Kansas City, Chicago, New York. | ||
| Think I'm joking? | ||
| Everything I say here is from news articles, okay? | ||
| So I can play you Northam, how they keep the baby alive and then harvest its organs. | ||
| That was his job. | ||
| That's what he did before he was the governor. | ||
| You want to see that? | ||
| So he lied about that. | ||
| He lied about Minnesota. | ||
| Not having a housing crisis and that illegals aren't the main cause of housing shortages, and that inflation's the reason they're so expensive, and property tax. | ||
| So that was a big lie. | ||
| I mean, it was just, at a certain point, when you know someone's a complete liar, what is the point of even analyzing all of it? | ||
| Good question. | ||
| That's my question. | ||
| I guess we should go over some of it. | ||
| You know, I was going to have some guests on today, but we've canceled those because I want to just be able to open the phones up throughout the full transmission. | ||
| And, you know, if Chase Geiser is really working hard back there, he does a great job. | ||
| If he wants to fire spaces up on Democrat debate debate, The triple D, 3D. | ||
| All right, all right. | ||
| All Alex wants to do here on this show is just do a space so he can talk shit with some other people on Twitter about the debate and how Tim Walz is a demon. | ||
| That's much more fun and way easier than doing the job and covering the issues, but I will say that I very much relate with Alex's feelings there when he says that... | ||
| It sometimes feels pointless to even care what someone says when you know they're a huge liar. | ||
| That is a defining struggle of my professional career. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Obviously, Alex is wrong about the abortion and housing points he's trying to cue walls of lying about, but it doesn't really matter for the intended audience here. | ||
| It's not really all that interesting to see Alex have this position because it's exactly what you'd expect. | ||
| But the one thing that I found to be a little bit odd is that he did have to admit that the moderators... | ||
| We're not lying about one thing they said about Vance. | ||
| Everything said last night by them was a lie except one thing. | ||
| J.D. Vance did attack Trump nine years ago and did drink the Kool-Aid. | ||
| Only thing they said that was true was that, and Vance said, yeah, I was wrong. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| They said one thing in two hours. | ||
| That was true. | ||
| And everything Vance said was true. | ||
| So it seems like this is something Alex could easily have just ignored. | ||
| If I were him, I would probably not want to validate this too much, because it wasn't just that Vance said bad things about Trump nine years ago. | ||
| In the lead-up to the 2016 election, he said that he was a, quote, never Trump guy, and said Trump might be, quote, America's Hitler. | ||
| He called Trump an idiot and unfit for office. | ||
| After the grab him by the pussy tape came out, Vance tweeted, quote, fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. | ||
| Lord, help us. | ||
| The most recent revelation from this was a Washington Post piece that covered leaked private messages that Vance sent to a friend on Twitter. | ||
| These were from 2020 at the end of Trump's term, saying, quote, Trump has just so thoroughly failed to deliver on his economic populism. | ||
| Another said, quote, I think Trump will probably lose. | ||
| In the messages, Vance implied that he'd been offered a job by Trump and said, quote, That wasn't from nine years ago, and it wasn't just a situation where Vance was wrong about something. | ||
| He had a brand he decided was a dead end, so he decided to change fundamental things about himself to sell himself to Trump's fanbase. | ||
| And this is ultimately why Alex has to acknowledge this one thing as truth that the moderators brought up. | ||
| It doesn't matter if Vance is a crass, calculating politician whose positions are only as sincere as some billionaire wants them to be. | ||
| All that matters is his subservience to Trump. | ||
| The fact that he was a never-Trump guy is a betrayal of the core tenant of this cult, and it's painfully obvious in public that Vance was a self-professed never-Trump guy. | ||
| The goal is to create a positive image, and by accepting this as reality, Alex is able to craft a prodigal son narrative out of this, and in the end, it only reinforces the idea that Vance is that much more loyal to Trump. | ||
| So this is taking a negative and turning it into a positive. | ||
| Yeah, it's a religious testimonial story now. | ||
| It is like, oh, I was blind, I was having sex with women, oh, I was out there drinking, oh! | ||
| I was an awful person, but now I'm just here licking Trump's boot like the rest of us. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if it's like some kind of a, I had a holy revelation that changed my mind or something. | ||
| Well, why don't you criticize what was wrong with your religion when you said that God is watching when we apologize for Trump? | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| What was lacking about your religiosity at the time? | ||
| What has changed? | ||
| So I had read the Bible different, and then I had a woke Bible. | ||
| The Bible was woke! | ||
| And then I got the not woke Bible. | ||
| It was a Disney Bible. | ||
| Trump bought me a Bible. | ||
| Trump signed the Bible. | ||
| Well, I won't say he bought me a Bible. | ||
| I paid him about $6,000 for the Bible. | ||
| But he gave me the Bible. | ||
| Well, I paid for the Bible. | ||
| He wasn't there. | ||
| But it was an autograph. | ||
| I'm his vice president, but he still has never spoken directly to me. | ||
| It was a stamp of his autograph. | ||
| It wasn't really his autograph. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's still the same. | ||
| It is like, why can't... | ||
| Why can't we all just pool our money together and buy Vance back? | ||
| I don't want him. | ||
| He's just cheap. | ||
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I don't want him. | |
| It's just cheap. | ||
| Let's just buy him away from, you know? | ||
| Bad investment. | ||
| He's like buying InfoWars. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| These people are so cheap to purchase. | ||
| Let's just buy one. | ||
| So, Walls, there were a couple points where he said things that were like, oh, God. | ||
| He should have been more careful. | ||
| And, of course, one of them is something that is latched onto by Alex. | ||
| And you've got Walls saying he's friends with a lot of school shooters. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So let's go to the next clip. | ||
| Here's Tucker Carlson's comments on Wall saying he's friends with school shooters. | ||
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Here's Tucker Carlson's comments on Wall saying he's friends with school shooters. | |
| Let's start with what I think is going to be the headline. | ||
| Tim Wall saying he's friends with school shooters. | ||
| I've become friends with school shooters. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Apparently he's become great friends with school shooters. | |
| I don't know what that means, but that was perhaps the greatest presidential or vice presidential debate flop. | ||
| In living memory? | ||
| So this was a flub, and if you hear the larger context, it's very clear that what he meant to say was he was friends with people whose lives have been affected by school shootings. | ||
| He mentions meeting the Sandy Hook families. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| It's very clear. | ||
| Great. | ||
| It's Walls' fault for misspeaking, but it's embarrassing for Alex and Tucker to pretend they don't understand what he's saying. | ||
| I know we haven't been perfect on this front, but this is one of the reasons we don't talk a ton about various idiotic things Trump says at his rallies. | ||
| Some of the time, not all the time, some of the time people post shorter clips of Trump that actually do make sense in context and they... | ||
| Presented as if there is no context. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that kind of stuff, I feel, is a little bit low-hanging fruit sometimes. | ||
| I mean, it's just a waste of everybody's time. | ||
| And that's what they're doing here. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But bigger picture, I don't think that this was the biggest presidential or vice-presidential debate mishap in living memory. | ||
| Trump's last debate included him yelling about how Haitians were eating everyone's dogs in Ohio. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| And in this very same debate, Vance whined about how the network had agreed not to fact-check him, which came off really weak. | ||
| Nah, that came off great. | ||
| Beyond that, nothing probably will ever top Ross Perot's VP choice, Admiral Stockdale's disastrous 1992 debate performance. | ||
| He introduced himself by saying, Who am I? | ||
| Why am I here? | ||
| He was being fun and self-effacing, but the coverage of it was a huge blow to the Perot campaign they never recovered from. | ||
| And what about Michael Dukakis, who famously said that he would not support the death penalty in the theoretical case of his wife being raped and killed? | ||
| Like, it was a principled answer, but man, that did not play well in 1988. | ||
| And then he had to get into a tank. | ||
| What about Biden's debate from earlier this year that more or less led to him stepping aside in the 2024 race? | ||
| I think that was a worse debate performance than... | ||
| Tim Walz's kind of bland showing. | ||
| Do you mean the debate where he drank from the wrong cup and then aged rapidly within a span of 15 seconds? | ||
| I haven't seen behind-the-scenes footage, but whatever the case is, I do think in this race, Walz's debate performance will not even rank compared to Biden, Trump yelling about eating dogs. | ||
| There's a lot more that's been... | ||
| Yeah, I mean, if you want to pull out a deck of cards, this is the two. | ||
| This is the two of hearts, dude. | ||
| This is nowhere near the ace. | ||
| There is plenty of time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, you know, you've got to make it interesting, and this just isn't interesting. | ||
| And so, Alex, I feel no inspiration from him. | ||
| All right, here he is. | ||
| An extremely awkward moment for CBS News as Vance fact-checks the fact-checkers live on air. | ||
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Just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio, does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status. | |
| Temporary protected status. | ||
| Well, Margaret, but... | ||
| Thank you, Senator. | ||
| We have so much to get to. | ||
| Margaret, I think it's important because... | ||
| We're going to turn out of the economy. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Margaret, the rules were that you guys were going to fact-check, and since you're fact-checking me, I think it's important to say what's actually going on. | ||
| So there's an application called the CBP One App, where you can go on as an illegal migrant, apply for asylum or apply for parole, and be granted legal status at the wave of a Kamala Harris open border wand. | ||
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That is not a person coming in, applying for a green card, and waiting for 10 years. | |
| Thank you, Senator. | ||
| That is the facilitation of a legal immigration, Margaret, by our own leadership. | ||
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Thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process. | |
| We have so much to get to, Senator. | ||
| Those laws have been on the books since 1990. | ||
| Thank you, gentlemen. | ||
| The CPP-1 app has not been on the books since 1990. | ||
| It's something that Kamala Harris created, Margaret. | ||
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Gentlemen, you're... | |
| The audience can't hear you because your mics are cut. | ||
| We have so much we want to get to. | ||
| Thank you for explaining the legal process. | ||
| You're in the headlights, those so-called reporters, those paid... | ||
| Prestitutes, those shills, those mercenaries. | ||
| So what Vance is saying is based on something real, but he's a lying, hate-mongering piece of shit all the same. | ||
| As Walls points out there, the laws that govern what Vance is talking about have been on the books forever, and what Vance is really talking about is technological advancement. | ||
| Whereas before you might have had to file certain forms in person, there's now an app that can handle people seeking to get various services from the Office of Customs and Border Protection. | ||
| This isn't an app that just allows anyone immediate legal status. | ||
| It's just a scheduling app. | ||
| People use it to request appointments at one of eight CBP centers in three different states, and it's only for people in Mexico trying to get an appointment at a point of entry. | ||
| Also, the app wasn't created by Harris or Biden's administrations. | ||
| It was launched during Trump's time in office. | ||
| This is all a load of shit, but it's important to understand why a narrative like this is important for folks like Alex and Vance. | ||
| They've tried to whip people into a hysterical frenzy targeting the Haitian population in Springfield, Ohio. | ||
| That the problem they have with these Haitian people is that they're illegal immigrants. | ||
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But... | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Alex and Vance's problem is that they're not white and they don't want to accept them into this country. | ||
| But it's important to pretend that that isn't the case and that there's some other better sounding reason for targeting these people. | ||
| And the first step is insisting that they're here illegally. | ||
| When that falls apart, someone like Vance doesn't say, oh... | ||
| I guess they're here legally, so I don't have a problem with it after all. | ||
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Whoops! | |
| They still have a problem, because the being here legally thing was a fake problem that they were pretending to have for respectability's sake. | ||
| Their actual problem, inherent bigotry, is still there, and it still needs to be rationalized. | ||
| So the new rationalization is that they aren't really legal residents. | ||
| They're exploiting a Harris loophole, so even if the law says that they are legal residents, they're actually here illegally. | ||
| This is an attempt to save face on the fact that they were wrong, but also it's an attempt to move the football downfield. | ||
| This is an attempt to invalidate all people who come here and have legal status, because even if they are residents legally, maybe they cheated the system. | ||
| How can you really tell? | ||
| This is about expanding... | ||
| Skin color! | ||
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I imagine eventually that is what... | |
| It's about expanding the group that is considered the other, the acceptable other out group, including people who are here legally because those people are also the targets of Trump's border agenda. | ||
| The whole people are here illegally or whatever is an illusion that they're using. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To make people more comfortable with what they're actually pushing for. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's important to note that they've spent 30 years convincing idiotic press that that's the real issue that we should be talking about is how they would be fine if legal immigration weren't so easy. | ||
| We would love immigration! | ||
| Thank you, press, for spending 30 years talking about that and only now just realizing that you're a waste of our time. | ||
| So one of the big things that Alex is very excited about is, whereas Trump doesn't really talk about how there are 300,000 children missing who have come over the border, who are obviously being trafficked, right? | ||
| I mean, that's so many to traffic. | ||
| Trump doesn't talk about that, but Vance did bring it up, and so Alex is pretty excited about that. | ||
| So you've got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and thousands of these children that they know of that were in their hands that they turned loose, not to mention the ones they never made contact with, just like the 400 and something thousand criminals. | ||
| And the Border Patrol will tell you that most of them never even turn themselves in because they're criminals, so you don't even know how bad it is. | ||
| 25 million is the number we know total that have come in, but over a million criminals is conservative. | ||
| That's a dead reckoning. | ||
| We're just guessing from our sources. | ||
| They say at least a number. | ||
| You are just guessing. | ||
| In the last three and a half years, criminals, almost four years now. | ||
| You've got all that going on, and the NGOs signing them up, and whistleblowers releasing 8,000 to 325,000 names, and they go knock on doors in almost every case. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I had the kid two days and gave it to somebody. | ||
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Well, who? | |
| I'm not going to tell you. | ||
| Slam the door. | ||
| Does anybody feel safe while human trafficking of this magnitude is going on? | ||
| So this is a real cornerstone of how Alex allows himself to pretend to be a good person while supporting horrible policies. | ||
| He argues that there are hundreds of thousands of children who have come across the border that the government promptly loses because they're just being brought here for human trafficking purposes and the government's complicit. | ||
| This is all bullshit, though. | ||
| Alex is referring to a popular right-wing talking point that the Biden administration has lost over 300,000 unaccompanied minors who crossed the border. | ||
| It's something that Vance said at the debate, and Alex is furious that Trump won't attack Harris Harder with. | ||
| However, the number is not in reference to lost children. | ||
| There were 448,820 unaccompanied children admitted to the United States between October 2018 and September 2023, and the 300,000 stat is in reference to 291,000 of them never receiving a notice to appear in court for a hearing. | ||
| These people are not necessarily missing, they've not been contacted for whatever reason, probably because there's a backlog of cases and bureaucracy moves slow. | ||
| There were, in the same report, 32,000 children who received notice to appear and then didn't go to court. | ||
| But it's important to recognize the context that the AP provides, which is that, quote, they only get a notice to appear when removal proceedings against them have begun. | ||
| And that probably explains most of the 291,000 who have never been contacted because those proceedings have never started. | ||
| And even the 32,000 that got contacted and didn't appear... | ||
| There are issues of did you have the right address? | ||
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Sure. | |
| There's all kinds of things that those are not necessarily all missing children. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The entire premise that Alex is basing his argument on is a lie. | ||
| And that's not even taking into account that the numbers that this is all based on start in October 2018. | ||
| So it includes quite a bit of Trump's presidency. | ||
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Basically... | |
| It goes like this. | ||
| The ORR handles housing of the children while they try to place them with a family member or an approved sponsor. | ||
| While the children are being housed by the ORR, sometimes there are removal proceedings begun against them, which is handled by ICE. | ||
| ICE did not contact those 291,000 children because they didn't begin removal proceedings, and in the 32,000 cases where they did and the children didn't appear in court, it's not necessarily because the children had disappeared. | ||
| It's just as likely that ICE was just not cooperating with other agencies and had sent notices to the wrong place. | ||
| From the Inspector General's report about this, quote, They don't know where these children are because it's not in their mandate to | ||
| monitor them once they're handed over to HHS. | ||
| And because they cooperate insufficiently with HHS to get the information that they need in so many cases, you have numbers like this. | ||
| Yeah, when you base an organization off of cruelty, the bureaucratic record-keeping isn't really their forte. | ||
| They don't hire people based upon their bookkeeping skills. | ||
| But even if they did, they couldn't. | ||
| It's not part of what they're doing. | ||
| Those are two different departments. | ||
| The lack of information on ICE's part has been transformed into hundreds of thousands of missing children, all part of an elaborate human smuggling operation that Kamala Harris is running, either to get rich or maybe to get votes or the devil or something. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Come up with your own explanation. | ||
| But here is the hidden game that's being played. | ||
| What's the solution to the problem if you're on Alex's side of the fence? | ||
| The problem is that these 300,000 kids are missing, which translates in the real world to them not having been contacted by ICE. | ||
| The solution is obviously for all these kids. | ||
| kids to be contacted by ICE, which means that removal proceedings would be opened for all of them. | ||
| This is the real goal, pushing for immediate deportation processes to be enacted for everyone who comes to the United States, using pretend concern about human trafficking as an emotional That's the... | ||
| What's underneath this. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| And, I mean, the luxury of it is that if you wanted that to happen, you would have to fund and speed up all of the abilities to do things at the border, which they don't want to do, because by creating a backlog like this, you create situations like this where you can grandstand. | ||
| And then these will spiral out of control without you ever actually doing anything about it. | ||
| You'll just use it to get votes. | ||
| But that's why Trump needs to let there be one real tough hour. | ||
| One tough... | ||
| I think the purge is actually... | ||
| I'm fine with that. | ||
| This is the first time I've ever agreed with Trump. | ||
| I think the cops should be allowed to murder us all for no reason for an hour once a year. | ||
| Once a month? | ||
| Why not once a night? | ||
| Think about the problems it would solve. | ||
| So many problems! | ||
| If all of the cops would just run through my neighborhood for an hour. | ||
| Just a tough hour. | ||
| Beating the shit out of people. | ||
| Why not murder? | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Uh-oh, Jordan. | ||
| It's 10 till a really tough hour. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| I better go inside and get in my purge hole. | ||
| Right, but you better go to the panic room because the cops during that rough hour can kick down doors roughly. | ||
| No, you gotta have a metal reinforced door because they've got little battering rams now, too. | ||
| You can't trust the cops. | ||
| They've got an hour to beat people to death with. | ||
| Tough hour. | ||
| I think VP debates need to just have dunk tanks. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Nothing they say means anything. | ||
| Shut the fuck up and toss him into water. | ||
| But you know why that would be great? | ||
| I bet Tim Walz would have a great time. | ||
| Yeah, he would have a great time. | ||
| He'd have fun with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He'd be like, what's the next question I can lie about? | ||
| And then you'll dunk me. | ||
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Whee! | |
| Vance would be furious. | ||
| Oh, it'd be fucking awful. | ||
| The people who need to be humiliated would hate it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex plays a little clip from Twitter here. | ||
| And then he's trying to... | ||
| Trying to rationalize in his own head why Vance is talking more about these alleged missing children than Trump. | ||
| Trump's not doing enough. | ||
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This is outrageous, and people are thinking about who they're voting for. | |
| You have complicit of President Joe Biden and Kamala Harris running for president who purposely and knowingly know that children are being sex trafficked in this country. | ||
| Thousands and thousands. | ||
| That ex-post this morning when I saw it has a couple hundred thousand views. | ||
| It needs 50 million views. | ||
| It's on Real Alex Jones. | ||
| Get it. | ||
| Share it. | ||
| We're very close to forcing this to be the number one issue. | ||
| And it is right for the children. | ||
| It's the right thing to do. | ||
| And it is coffin nails to the deep state. | ||
| So it defeats the enemy. | ||
| Trump needs to pledge to try to find the children and say he's going to prosecute the people that were involved in this. | ||
| I'm waiting. | ||
| I know full well Trump's been told this. | ||
| And he goes halfway, and I know why. | ||
| They're like, sir, that sounds too dark. | ||
| People just can't believe it. | ||
| I recommend you stay positive, sir. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's positive to admit this is going on. | ||
| Trump has absolutely talked about there being thousands of missing kids, but Alex knows that he's not quite extreme enough on the issue. | ||
| Trump wants to use it as a campaign issue, so he can't go quite as far as Alex without it backfiring, so he just kind of dances around this. | ||
| But I think it's really funny that Alex is expecting the audience to believe that Trump is some kind of crusading champion against the literal devil, but he doesn't want to talk about missing children because it would bum people out too much. | ||
| He got shot at and then he stood up and yelled, fight, fight, fight, but he doesn't want to bum people out. | ||
| It's bad politics! | ||
| Listen. | ||
| I mean, if there's one lesson to learn from Jesus, it's don't rock the boat. | ||
| You'll get fucking killed. | ||
| These people are nuts out there. | ||
| Be the happy Jesus. | ||
| Be the Jesus that's like, hey, I'll hear your eyes. | ||
| Which, I gotta say, Trump is crushing, just doing good vibes. | ||
| Oh, yeah, totally. | ||
| Like, you watch one of his speeches and it's just... | ||
| It's the Sermon on the Mount over and over and over. | ||
| A banger every time. | ||
| But all positivity. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Nothing dark. | ||
| That one hour a day where the cops murder everybody. | ||
| Fucking idiot. | ||
| So Alex is talking about this, you know, the human smuggling operations. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And what have you. | ||
| And of course he remembers that his uncle was involved in Iran-Contra. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then got out because of the human smuggling. | ||
| Because of the human smuggling. | ||
| And Alex, I get his whole story on that. | ||
| He supports Iran-Contra, apparently. | ||
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| I've never heard him explicitly say this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I've had family tell me about this, and they didn't do this stuff with kids. | ||
| They never did any of that kind of stuff. | ||
| But, you know, you're a helicopter pilot, special operations, highly decorated, you're in Vietnam, you're in Laos, and you get an order, hey, we want you to fly in these shipments here and do this. | ||
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And by the way, it's opium. | |
| And most people just follow the order. | ||
| Well, I'm sure there's some reason for it. | ||
| And then when you do that, then you start to learn, well, now we want you to do this. | ||
| Now we want you to do that. | ||
| Now we want you to... | ||
| And a decade later, well, you're in charge of building airfields in Central and South America. | ||
| And then, one day, you see a bunch of little kids getting loaded on a jet, and you say, where are those kids going? | ||
| None of your business. | ||
| Well, excuse me, that's not what we're doing here. | ||
| We're fighting communists. | ||
| We ship cocaine out and we ship guns in. | ||
| It's one thing to do that to be communist. | ||
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It means where are the kids going? | |
| Well, you keep your mouth shut. | ||
| That's where they go. | ||
| And then you speak up and you fight it. | ||
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And then they try to kill you. | |
| So that's what the... | ||
| I don't need to read this in a book. | ||
| I was told this by my uncle. | ||
| So just to be clear, Alex is saying that the ends justified the means in the Iran-Contra scandal. | ||
| In the name of fighting communism, it's okay for government officials to sell weapons to Iran while they're under an embargo in order to raise money to fund anti-communist militant groups in Nicaragua. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| This is an absolutely insane thing for Alex to pretend he believes. | ||
| I don't think that this kind of angle matches up well with America first. | ||
| Also, doesn't Alex hate the CIA? | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| This is ridiculous. | ||
| I love the idea. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I personally love the idea of a guy in charge of an airfield where they fucking sell murder weapons to a government that's under embargo and then sell cocaine and then do all of this stuff being like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| I think I have a moral issue here. | ||
| I think it's time for me to step up. | ||
| We've gone too far here. | ||
| Guys, guys, hey. | ||
| Listen, obviously all of the murder that we do, and facilitating all the horrible shit we facilitate. | ||
| You must do it to fight communism. | ||
| Murder, all of it. | ||
| That's us. | ||
| We do that. | ||
| But not to the kids, man! | ||
| Think about the children! | ||
| It's a little silly as an idea. | ||
| I don't know if I believe any of the stuff that Alex says, but when he's expressing something, it's a position. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the position that he's taking here is stupid. | ||
| Like, he is missing the forest for the trees by supporting... | ||
| The Iran-Contra affair. | ||
| I mean, the legs you have to go to wave away Iran-Contra. | ||
| Well, I mean, obviously, it's better than trafficking children. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, well, I guess Iran-Contra is better than trafficking children. | ||
| What if Bush did 9-11 in order to fight communism? | ||
| I mean, that's okay. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| Well, you gotta do... | ||
| We gotta do that. | ||
| You gotta do a 9-11 to fight communism. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| If it's communism at the door, you do a 9-11. | ||
| That's just math. | ||
| I mean, Alex, I probably would support that. | ||
| Anyway, he starts to get lost in thought, and he talks a little bit about the abortion that he's had in his life. | ||
| Good. | ||
| And he does a little fake crime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had my children chopped up and thrown in a trash can, and I repent of that, but I still have nightmares about it and just feel terrible, and I didn't understand it, and I thought they were, you know, oh, it's not really a human, and they were early, you know, first couple of months or so. | ||
| Abortions, but that doesn't make it any better. | ||
| And I was young and I was stupid. | ||
| And my dad, one time, when I was 18, about to move out, was in my room and just saw the receipt for the clinic. | ||
| Son, this is $300 to pay for an abortion. | ||
| He came in with tears in his eyes. | ||
| I've told this story many times. | ||
| He said, I want you out of this house now. | ||
| I want you out this weekend. | ||
| I said, why? | ||
| He said, well, I was already moving out in a few months. | ||
| He goes, just get out of here. | ||
| And he goes, if you continue to act like this, I'm going to disown you and I don't want to ever see you again. | ||
| I go, what have I done? | ||
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| No! | ||
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Ooh. | |
| And out of that process, months later, I just started thinking about it and I was just like, oh my God. | ||
| And now I look at my four children and I would... | ||
| I would snap my fingers and die to save them. | ||
| I wouldn't even think about it. | ||
| If I had to save one of my kids and they said, put yourself feet first in a wood chipper, I would jump into it instantly. | ||
| No thought. | ||
| I would give everything for them. | ||
| Won't take them fishing, though. | ||
| I would do anything. | ||
| And I just can't imagine what those children would be like today. | ||
| I mean, I would have children that were like 33, 34 years old, 32 years old, sons, daughters, I don't know. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| And I just chopped them up and threw them in a trash can. | ||
| So don't ever think that if you've done evil stuff that God can't forgive you and that God won't then. | ||
| Use you to make it right and fight evil. | ||
| So we've heard Alex talk about this stuff before, but I decided to include this clip because this version of his dad confronting him is a little different than the times he's told this story in the past. | ||
| This version is a bit more dramatized and includes threats of disowning and a lot of fake tears. | ||
| Alex's take on this whole thing is interesting, though, because I believe that he thinks that God can forgive him, but it seems like the idea of forgiving himself is a foreign concept. | ||
| It's almost like instead of allowing himself to heal and make peace with his own decisions, he's created a situation where his only value is to be used by a deity in a series of painful trials to earn the redemption that he's supposed to already have. | ||
| This seems torturous. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Real worship the devil kind of way to get to heaven. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That kind of thing. | ||
| Does the devil provide euphoria? | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Why's he got that receipt for the abortion? | ||
| What's he keeping that? | ||
| Is he looking to get reimbursed? | ||
| Are you going to jump into a Mitch Hedberg bit here? | ||
| No, I'm just asking if there's a tax write-off or something. | ||
| Why are you keeping the receipt for that abortion? | ||
| I give you the money, you give me the abortion. | ||
| You do not need to bring pen and paper into this. | ||
| I mean, no, I mean, I get why they would give it to him. | ||
| They have to have records and stuff. | ||
| Why is he keeping it? | ||
| Was it in his wallet? | ||
| Is it like a ticket stub from a first date? | ||
| His dad was doing his laundry. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Anyway, you remember a little bit back, there was that big Ebola outbreak in Colorado. | ||
| I do recall. | ||
| Yeah, we all narrowly survived that. | ||
| Society almost collapsed entirely. | ||
| As it turns out, there's another outbreak that's probably happening. | ||
| Running it up again. | ||
| We have massive breaking news 33 days after the election that we knew was coming. | ||
| They have pre-programmed and hyped up bird flu that's not in humans and said it was, and it got emergency authorization for new poison, mRNA shots. | ||
| They've hyped up the monkeypox that is literally 99.9% in homosexual men that do things that are just you don't want to hear about. | ||
| And they've been hyping Marburg, that's hemorrhagic fever. | ||
| It makes you basically super Ebola. | ||
| And now this, BBC, they're all reporting it. | ||
| Hamburg station virus scare on high-speed train. | ||
| Major train station in Germany stormed by police amid deadly virus fears. | ||
| Major travel warning issued as eight people died from incurable virus similar to Ebola. | ||
| So it appears that they are now launching a Marburg scare. | ||
| You heard me right. | ||
| We'll put the articles HD up on screen. | ||
| This is big news. | ||
| So in Hamburg, a train platform was briefly closed out of an abundance of caution because someone got sick on the train. | ||
| Normally, this wouldn't happen if someone just got sick, but the person was a medical student who had just returned from Rwanda where he was providing medical care for people there. | ||
| One of the patients he'd seen while he was there had developed Marburg, so he was monitoring his health conditions closely. | ||
| This guy began to feel flu-type symptoms on the train, so he knew to take it seriously and reported it to authorities on scene. | ||
| The guy didn't end up experiencing the kind of symptoms you'd expect with Marburg, and he tested negative for the virus, as did his girlfriend, so this was... | ||
| I guess Alex can see through the bullshit and how it's secretly just a next time on type trailer for the globalist next silly virus plan. | ||
| So that's... | ||
| Yeah, I mean, responding appropriately to something is only possible if you were the one who planned it. | ||
| And if you were the one who planned it and you responded appropriately, that means you're only lulling us into a false sense of security. | ||
| So when you pull off the next one, we'll think, oh, we're going to get help. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| It's not fucking coming. | ||
| Hamburg! | ||
| Also, the way Alex reads those headlines and reports this story kind of makes it seem reasonable to assume that eight people died in Hamburg. | ||
| Yeah, it's exactly what he made it sound like. | ||
| Not true. | ||
| No. | ||
| Those in Rwanda. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, Alex thinks that this whole thing was staged, honestly. | ||
| Which whole thing? | ||
| The guy on the train. | ||
| The guy, okay. | ||
| Yeah, that Hamburg situation is fake. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| A high-speed ICE train in Hamburg had traveled from Frankfurt. | ||
| A station platform has been cordoned off in Hamburg Central Station in Northern Germany amid fears that a train passenger may have been carrying a dangerous virus. | ||
| With the borders totally wide open. | ||
| A fire department spokesman told Build Tabloid that the man and his girlfriend had developed a flu-like symptom on a high-speed train from Frankfurt. | ||
| This just sounds like totally staged. | ||
| So why does this sound staged to Alex? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| What details is he singling out that really makes him think that this was fake? | ||
| He claims a lot of things are staged and he's pretty much always wrong, but I want to know what in that story he's actually basing that suspicion on. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| He seems to be responding to the idea that a man and his girlfriend got sick on a train, which seems like a very normal thing that could happen. | ||
| in real life. | ||
| This response to a couple getting sick on a train seems a bit severe, except that there were medical students who were recently in Rwanda, so they knew to take possible symptoms seriously and not just assume, like, it's motion sickness. | ||
| This doesn't seem suspicious if you have all the details. | ||
| When Alex says this sounds staged, what he means is that it's convenient for his narratives to pretend that this was staged. | ||
| So that's how he's going to behave. | ||
| It helps. | ||
| I mean, I would say that anything that happens on a high-speed train, that's the best place to stage things. | ||
| It's always more... | ||
| The stakes are elevated when you're on a train. | ||
| Yeah, because you're moving so fast. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's why I think that a lot of... | ||
| You know what? | ||
| As I say this, I don't know if a lot of murder mysteries take place on trains. | ||
| I know one does. | ||
| We've all got the one big one. | ||
| The Orient Express one. | ||
| Yes, we've all got that. | ||
| And then we've all got the parodies, but there really aren't that many that are actually set on trains. | ||
| There might not be. | ||
| Also, it's pretty clear that Alex hasn't read this story before he's going on air because he does that little aside where he points out that the borders are wide open. | ||
| He's trying to frame the story as an immigrant coming into Germany, being the one carrying the possible virus, because that plays into his other xenophobic narrative priorities. | ||
| But if he actually had the details in advance, he would know that this was not an immigrant. | ||
| Absurd. | ||
| So, the big thing that Alex wanted to do on this episode, like I said, was go to calls. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because he wants to talk shit. | ||
| Wants to talk shit. | ||
| The guests, they... | ||
| Fucking get out of here, guests. | ||
| We don't even want you today. | ||
| I have to talk about piles of demons. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And so he goes to some calls, and they're about as good as you might expect. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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I've got some important notes for you. | |
| You have to do a little search and search the title of the Constitution of Jamaica. | ||
| Are you there? | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Section... | ||
| 3C. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
|
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Well, Kamala Harris was born a Jamaican citizen through birthright citizenship. | |
| That's what the Constitution states. | ||
| So, take it from there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To be a president of the United States. | ||
| Well, you know, they're doing this all the time to train us to accept foreigners running our lives. | ||
| All over the country, started in New Mexico 10 years ago, they are hiring illegal aliens that are literally here illegally in sanctuary cities to be police, like Minnesota's now hired two last week. | ||
| So, yeah, that's what this is all about, rubbing our noses at it. | ||
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Well, yeah, I mean, you know, it's the whole communist thing, you know. | |
| They don't even regard our Constitution, you know, natural-born citizens. | ||
| We have only a natural born citizen, but she was actually born a Jamaican citizen at the time of her birth through her father. | ||
| Harris was born in Oakland, California. | ||
| My God. | ||
| This guy's a real idiot, and they're kind of bending over backwards to justify their desire to not have a black president. | ||
| In that pursuit, they are essentially admitting that the Jamaican Constitution supersedes the American one if they wanted to in a particular situation. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| Constitution of Jamaica offers citizenship to people who are born to parents who are citizens regardless of where they're born. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Harris' mom was born in India, and their constitution confers citizenship to people whose parents were born there, too. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Having these citizenships offered to you and actually being a citizen of those countries are two entirely different things, and this isn't a sincere complaint that the caller or Alex is expressing. | ||
| This is just birtherism all over again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is pathetic. | ||
| The moment I hear Constitution of Jamaica, go, go, get out, get out, sir. | ||
| Well, little do you know... | ||
| That guy only knows that because he was sitting down. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| For some light reading. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And decides to break out the Constitution of Jamaica. | ||
| Obviously, like we all do from time to time. | ||
| Right? | ||
| You having your sleepy time tea? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| None of that sounds suspicious whatsoever. | ||
| Like, he's gone so far out of his way to find some reason to hate this woman that isn't just the color of her skin that he wound up at the Constitution of Jamaica. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Sure, that would be reasonable to think that, but that's crazy! | ||
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Yep. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| So we get another caller who's also pretty cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Clown Car in New York. | ||
| Thanks for holding her on the air. | ||
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Hey, what's up, Alex? | |
| How did everybody miss the fact that Coach Tampon said something about a 12-year-old girl getting raped? | ||
| That's full name, where she lives. | ||
| Like, isn't that criminal in some way to publicly use that for political gain? | ||
| You know, like, the level of disregard for just the little girl herself. | ||
| Like, what's up? | ||
| Well, it's probably all lies anyways. | ||
| I mean, Tampon Tim is a big liar. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| What did you make of the debate last night? | ||
| I thought Vance dominated. | ||
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I mean, look, overall, when they go back and forth with each other, it sounds like bickering, like they're literally in high school. | |
| I can just imagine what them kids in high school are calling them, Coach Tampon. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Absolutely, brother. | ||
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He's over here defending women's rights, and yet he takes this little girl, just says a name where she lives, that she had an abortion, she was raped, all this stuff. | |
| Like, what's wrong with this guy? | ||
| But it also turns out those stories he told weren't true. | ||
| Got him coming and going. | ||
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Who was going to fact check that? | |
| Can you fact check that? | ||
| We did. | ||
| Owen did. | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| Basically nothing he said was true. | ||
| So it might be illegal to publicize the details about a private person without their consent, but in this case, the person that Tim Walz was talking about is a well-known reproductive rights activist named Hadley Duvall. | ||
| She's not 12 years old now, and she spoke at the DNC and has appeared in a Harris ad. | ||
| This is definitely who Alex and this caller are talking about, and Alex has just committed possible defamation against her by claiming that he and Owen looked into her story and found that it was not true. | ||
| I'm not going to get into the specifics here, but what Alex is doing is fucking disgusting. | ||
| There's another woman that Walls used the name of during this part of the debate, which was Amanda Zyrowski, who's a woman from Texas who was denied an abortion after her water broke at 18 weeks. | ||
| She ended up having a bunch of life-threatening complications and ended up with damage to her fallopian tubes. | ||
| She's also a public figure and the name plaintiff in a lawsuit against the state of Texas, so it's not criminal to reference her name. | ||
| These people are fucking assholes. | ||
| At least this caller seems to be coming from a place of misplaced control. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Because at least he, in theory, doesn't want this person's name who has gone through this to be made public. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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But she's an advocate. | |
| She's a public person. | ||
| And what Alex is doing is saying, "I looked into it. | ||
| It's all not true." Yeah. | ||
| He should be sued for that. | ||
| I mean, pfft. | ||
| I mean, at this point, it's redundant. | ||
| Go for it, yeah. | ||
| Enjoy. | ||
| That action is defamatory. | ||
| Sure, but I mean, yeah, but he's proven that that's not, that's fine. | ||
| I mean, I would not take a defamation law seriously for the rest of my life. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm not, like, I just think it speaks more to him. | ||
| You know, like, his behavior than it does, like, oh, here's an opening where he could be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because obviously, you know, it's an imperfect system. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But his behavior is acting in a way that is essentially slanderous towards someone who is a survivor of something horrific. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... | ||
| He's invalidating her entire story and saying that she is a liar about this traumatic... | ||
| Yeah, that's awful. | ||
| Somebody should do something about that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think they will. | ||
| So we have one more clip here from the second, and it's discussing the old hurricanes that are going on. | ||
| But here's more of the high-tech systems where they use electromagnetic radiation to ionize the storms and make them stronger or weaker or steer them. | ||
| United States Patent Application, number US2003-0085296AI, published 2003, May 8th. | ||
| See all that information right there? | ||
| And it goes through all of it right here. | ||
| Now this is what Doppler's able to do. | ||
| So this is just embarrassing. | ||
| Alex has found someone posting on social media about this patent application from 2003 that proposes a machine that can control hurricanes and tornadoes. | ||
| But these machines were never made and everyone agrees they wouldn't work. | ||
| You can file a patent for whatever you want. | ||
| It does not mean that you can make that thing or if it's even real. | ||
| For instance, in 2006, a guy named Alexander Belonkin filed a patent for the, quote, method of recording and saving of human souls for human immortality and installation for it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| He has diagrams. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| And it's like a little circle and it says memories. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Motion. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And then there's lines that go to computer chip. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| I am. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Then there's another little circle that says battery. | ||
| This man needs seed money. | ||
| Not your jokes and japes. | ||
| This man needs our support. | ||
| In 2010, some guy patented bird-like wings for human flight. | ||
| In 2004, someone patented a full-body teleportation system. | ||
| Like it. | ||
| This shit's so dumb, but I guess if you have to deny climate change somehow, you can do worse than pretending magic patents are real. | ||
| But this is just like, for someone like Alex who's like, I'm in the dockets. | ||
| I'm in the weeds. | ||
| This is pathetic. | ||
| I remember Sean Connery using this one. | ||
| I think this was the weather weapon. | ||
|
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The Avengers? | |
| Yeah, and the Avengers. | ||
| I think that was this one. | ||
| So, we jump to the third. | ||
| And Alex, it starts off, the show starts off with something that I thought was like, oh my god, what the fuck are they doing? | ||
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Hi, I'm Kamala Harris. | |
| When I'm elected president, platforms that promote free speech, truth, and resilience to the new world order, like thealexjonesstore.com, will be banned. | ||
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Sites that profit off dangerous truths are a threat to our democracy. | |
| Shirts sold at thealexjonesstore.com, like the InfoWars limited edition fundraiser t-shirt, will no longer be tolerated. | ||
| If you're Alex, you can't do this. | ||
| You can't do AI voice shit with your enemies. | ||
| You can't blur that line. | ||
| Because it is not unthinkable for Alex to claim that Kamala Harris is going to shut down his shirt store. | ||
| No, it's 100% reasonable. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So this is something that exists within the reality of Alex's... | ||
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Yep. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He can't blur that line because when he does, the floodgates are open. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I mean, it's bad. | ||
| I think it's bad for more for him. | ||
| And as much as I understand the eventual coming death of reality at the hands of AI deepfakes and yada, yada, yada, and all that stuff, that death is probably more damaging at this point in time to his psyche because... | ||
| You know, when we ask the question, like, does he know what he's lying about? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I think there was a time where he was more aware of when he was lying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now we're in a zone where it's like, anything could be real. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, and I think that it's dangerous for him, and it also is against whatever the ethos is supposed to be of what he's doing. | ||
| And I find that to be troubling. | ||
| But... | ||
| When you have the Klaus Schwab doing parody songs, that's absurd. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that is to a level where it's like, Klaus Schwab didn't record We Wish You a Merry Vaccine or whatever the fuck. | ||
| I wish he did. | ||
| Right, he didn't do that. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| It's not believable, and so there's a little bit where it's like, ah, all right, whatever. | ||
| This is within the realm of possibility as something that could be reported on Infowars. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's real dangerous. | ||
| If you were trapped in his reality already, fuck, you're screwed. | ||
| You are done. | ||
| After he plays this clip, which is just basically an ad for his store, he does say, this isn't real. | ||
| Kamala didn't say this. | ||
| Which is great. | ||
| I guess? | ||
| It does not justify the doing of it. | ||
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You're supposed to be pro-humanity, bro. | |
| I mean, at the end of the day, you can't be using AI to program fake voice versions of your enemy, even if they are not human, because that is against the human spirit. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| You can't use the devil's tools to defeat the devil. | ||
| That's literally the rule! | ||
| Maybe that is what Alex is doing, though. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Or maybe he thinks that's what he's doing, but he's actually... | ||
| That would make more sense. | ||
| Serving that old scratch. | ||
| Old scratch fever. | ||
| So speaking of things that are not in the interest of humans, Alex has a bit of a conspiracy going about the hurricane. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And that is that Kamala Harris is using it to stop the election. | ||
| Great. | ||
| But let's go ahead and run through the hurricane news here. | ||
| Helena. | ||
| This is the past hurricane, the previous hurricane, as compared to the one happening now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So this big storm comes in, races up the west coast of Florida, goes over the panhandle, and then just dumps. | ||
| And we've shown you that track. | ||
| Everybody knows what happened. | ||
| And there are tens of millions still without power. | ||
| There are rural areas totally smashed, mudslides, roads blocked, hundreds and hundreds of dead. | ||
| They're thinking they may go much higher because people can't even get into these areas. | ||
| Citizens in their pickup trucks try to get in, and FEMA is in control and ordering local fire departments, who should disregard it, many are, to not let them in. | ||
| Meanwhile, they're catching illegal aliens everywhere, robbing the daylight set of everybody, and looting. | ||
| They haven't arrested it. | ||
| I've seen any American citizens doing it. | ||
| That'll give you a little idea of what we're talking about here. | ||
| But regardless, there is a horribly anemic response. | ||
| They've waited over a week to do anything. | ||
| This is just perfect timing where this hurricane went and what happened. | ||
| And the federal government since 1967, declassified 16 years ago, can create hurricanes, steer hurricanes, make them stronger, make them weaker. | ||
| A lot of meteorologists and others have looked at the radar path and scans of the storm and say it has all the signs of being heavily manipulated. | ||
| I mean, it makes sense. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| To work with whatever he can. | ||
| He's not really writing the story. | ||
| He's sort of improvising along the way. | ||
| I would give anything for Weather Weapons to be real right now. | ||
| There's a certain amount of the COVID stuff where it's like, if people are in control of it, there's something comforting about it. | ||
| Sure, there's evil people killing everybody, but somebody's in control. | ||
| That is a comforting thought. | ||
| The idea that these hurricanes are just going to increase in frequency and power forever. | ||
| And unpredictability. | ||
| And unpredictability forever. | ||
| At no one's control. | ||
| At complete random. | ||
| Because of the consequence of the shit that we have done, and nobody's trying to fix it or stop it, is fucking crazy. | ||
| I would give anything for this to be under somebody's control. | ||
| And that's part of the sales pitch of why Alex's worldview is appealing to a lot of people. | ||
| Because what you are expressing is quieted. | ||
| Whatever it is, at least there's somebody. | ||
| Any moment a fucking hurricane can start now, and it doesn't matter if it's in a place where you thought, oh, there's no way a hurricane, if you planned ahead for a hurricane hitting you by living in the middle of fucking Death Valley, God knows there might be a goddamn hurricane! | ||
| Well, and the other thing, too, is that, like, if there is somebody in charge and causing all of this, then there's an off switch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, there's an eventual point where we can say, all right, we stopped Klaus Schwab, and now no one... | ||
| No one will control hurricanes anymore. | ||
| Two seconds to go on the timer. | ||
| Right. | ||
| that illusion is maintained when there's the villain who's doing everything. | ||
| Also, Alex's narrative about only immigrants looting is just an expression of his white nationalist leanings. | ||
| He saw a story about eight migrant workers who got arrested for looting | ||
| those were the only arrests because those are the only stories that all the racist accounts he follows on twitter were posting about fun surely if there were other cases these racist twitter accounts would post about them too obviously they're they're both sidesers they like to make sure that everybody sees and the problem is the looting not the migrant part the looting yeah they would care about those small business owners a man in ashville was arrested for trying to loot a store and attempted to flee on a stolen motorcycle at least 11 people were arrested for looting various businesses in augusta georgia none of this is stuff that | ||
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alex is even touching on he tells the story that he wants to tell which is a story that demonized migrants all of his information comes from dipshit social media accounts that tell the same story back to him which he then uses as the basis for his reporting it's circular self-reinforcing bigotry and uh it's pretty It's easy to see through. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| So I told you there was a big guest. | ||
| Yes, that's right. | ||
| Now, I want to try and see if you can guess who this is. | ||
| But you were being facetious, so I have to remember that my excitement is unearned. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, here's how I would describe this person. | ||
| They are famous. | ||
| Shrill? | ||
| No. | ||
| Famous, but is not a surprise they're on InfoWars. | ||
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Okay. | |
| But famous. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Kind of a punchline. | ||
| Kevin Sorbo? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Yes! | |
| This is the first time I've nailed it! | ||
| This is the first time! | ||
| I did it! | ||
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I did it! | |
| End the show! | ||
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End it now! | |
| We gotta go. | ||
| End it now! | ||
| We gotta go. | ||
| That was impressive. | ||
| I felt the spirit! | ||
| Samus? | ||
| Not surprising, he's on Alex's show, and kind of a punchline. | ||
| Got you to Kevin Sorbo. | ||
| That'll get you there. | ||
| So anyway, he's on, and Alex thanks him for taking time out of his very busy schedule. | ||
| I interviewed, over a decade ago, Kevin Sorbo. | ||
| He, of course, has been a top TV actor, movie star, you name it. | ||
| And since then, had all these huge hit Christian films, you name it. | ||
| He's got SorboStudios.com. | ||
| Been a fan of him since I was a teenager, watching him on Hercules. | ||
| And he's had a lot of courage, and he's out there constantly. | ||
| You see him all the time on mainstream media, the alternative media that's now bigger than the old mainstream media, standing up for life, standing up for the unborn, standing up for God. | ||
| And I just really am glad to be able to get him on in his busy schedule. | ||
| He's very busy. | ||
| He's very... | ||
| Taking the time out for Alex. | ||
| So busy. | ||
| So he had posted some stuff about, like, you know, Diddy got arrested. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he's like, this is why I left Hollywood. | ||
| It's 100% why he left Hollywood. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And so that's kind of why he's on Alex's show. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He posted this stuff, and he's trying to get attention out of Diddy's arrest. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But... | ||
| You know, he left Hollywood. | ||
| Hollywood didn't leave him. | ||
| It's definitely not the case that Hollywood left. | ||
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No! | |
| He came out a few days ago, and it's up on Infowars.com, this article, Hercules actor. | ||
| I left Hollywood because they are pedos. | ||
| Now, I was already wanting to get him on, and I've got some of the other actors coming on soon, from the incredible movie, especially if you were live back then. | ||
| The nostalgia is amazing. | ||
| It's so accurate as well. | ||
| Reagan. | ||
| Then, of course, it's got Dennis Quaid. | ||
| And so many other people in it, including Kevin Sorbo, who plays his pastor, who helped put Reagan on his life path, according to Reagan. | ||
| So an amazing film. | ||
| I saw that my parents brought tears to their eyes, because we all lived through that and experienced it. | ||
| I guess for younger people, they see it, and it doesn't quite click as well. | ||
| But if you want to know what it was like in the time capsule, and really what's affecting how we live today, you see the movie Reagan. | ||
| See, I mostly think this is plugging movie Reagan. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| But this is a good angle that Sorbo left Hollywood because they're a bunch of pedophiles, not because he's a very limited actor in terms of talent. | ||
| He sucks on screen. | ||
| He sucked on Hercules, too, but it fit in that kind of campy way that worked for the series and for Xena. | ||
| After that, it was mostly guest roles on TV shows, many of which were kind of playing on the novelty of him being Hercules. | ||
| And then there were the movies. | ||
| He would do anything. | ||
| He starred in two direct-to-video sequels to the rock movie Walking Tall. | ||
| Two sequels. | ||
| Walking Tall 3? | ||
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Yep. | |
| He was bad in parody movies like Meet the Spartans and Bitch Slap. | ||
| He just wasn't very good, but he was pretty hunky in that late 90s way. | ||
| And that got him about as far as it could go. | ||
| And that's what he did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In 2012, he played Abraham Lincoln, an FDR American badass, which is about, quote, That's a good question. | ||
| His resume is full of awful choices. | ||
| Gradually, he shifted into appearing in Christian movies, many of them produced by Pure Flix, because quality acting is not needed in that genre. | ||
| He's found a nice new audience there and has progressively moved more towards the fringe of the right wing, which I guess now means that he's trying to exploit Diddy's arrest as an advertising opportunity for this new Reagan movie, which is cool stuff all around. | ||
| Very respectful. | ||
| Love it. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Can't get enough. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Fucking Sorbo. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Man. | ||
| It is so interesting. | ||
| And perhaps... | ||
| Perhaps instructive of our culture and the way that things are overlooked and such is that, you know, Hercules, Kevin Sorbo, Hercules, Lucy Lawless, Zena, Lucy Lawless, fucking awesome. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Now, she's in cool stuff. | ||
| Still, she's great. | ||
| She's not on InfoWars. | ||
| Absolutely awesome. | ||
| Kevin Sorbo, giant piece of shit. | ||
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Terrible. | |
| Not a good actor. | ||
| Is on InfoWars. | ||
| Don't be like Hercules. | ||
| Be like Xena. | ||
| There's one lesson. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So I think that maybe he really likes some attention and kind of thinks that... | ||
| Maybe he needs some money. | ||
| I think he's probably fine on money. | ||
| But I think he has a little bit of a trolliness to it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Look, the people that are upset at me for posting that and go crazy at me, maybe they have a lot more to worry about. | ||
| More than anything else. | ||
| So, then again, you know, who's not talking about this? | ||
| Many people are, but maybe the silent ones are the ones we need to look at. | ||
| Because the rumors of, I'm not going to name names. | ||
| I've heard so many big A-list names have been involved in this occult thing, this satanic worshipping, this blood drinking of, I don't have any proof. | ||
| I've been talking about stories for a long, long time about this. | ||
| Actually, somebody came out recently. | ||
| Who was the actress that came out recently saying she drinks the blood of her husband or something? | ||
| It was pretty bizarre. | ||
| Fox. | ||
| Angelina Jolie? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes, the one from all the Transformer movies. | ||
| Angelina Jolie talked about similar things. | ||
| Her dad's a great guy, obviously, in the Reagan movie, but I'm not trying to go after her, but they're definitely polar opposites when it comes to... | ||
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So, John Voight's cool. | |
| So Sorbo's laughing about people getting mad at his post because this is all a joke to him and he's thrilled to get attention. | ||
| I would suggest that possibly the people that are mad at him for his behavior might be trying to express, this isn't about you, Kevin. | ||
| Stop trying to make the news about Diddy's victims about you, Kevin. | ||
| You're just a bad actor who found a new niche, Kevin. | ||
| Go fuck yourself. | ||
| Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly split up earlier this year, so this is pretty old news. | ||
| This story that he's talking about traces back to a 2022 interview where she said that the two drank a drop of each other's blood as part of their engagement ceremony. | ||
| She likened it to becoming blood brothers, and that makes enough sense to me. | ||
| I think we can say that this is a non-issue. | ||
| Or maybe they're secretly vampires? | ||
| Who can tell? | ||
| Honestly, I would prefer the latter. | ||
| Because if they were secretly vampires, not because I want them to be vampires or anything like that. | ||
| It's just like, if there are two vampires, all bets are off. | ||
| Anything could be true. | ||
| Well, I know for a fact that at least one of them isn't a vampire. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because then his name would be Wooden Steak Kelly. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Ooh, you were resisting that laugh. | ||
| You were in pain. | ||
| That's gonna hurt later. | ||
| I feel a bruise. | ||
| I feel like I got... | ||
| I was trying to find a way to work garlic in there, too, but it just didn't... | ||
| Have you ever seen those videos of crash tests? | ||
| You know, and then they get it all the way... | ||
| You know, like the 30 miles an hour, the airbags are working just fine. | ||
| But man, they get those 120 mile an hour. | ||
| Those... | ||
| Crash test dummies are just little thin... | ||
| There's nothing you can do. | ||
| Ooh, nothing there. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| That's what I feel like. | ||
| But if these references are all that you have to go on for the widespread blood-drinking problem in Hollywood, you have this Megan Fox story, and then you have to go back to the late 90s for Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton, and that story wasn't even about them drinking blood, maybe you're grasping at straws here. | ||
| Woof. | ||
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Maybe... | |
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Shouldn't you feel sad? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I would feel sad. | ||
| If you're Sorbo? | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I would just feel so sad. | ||
| Like, everything. | ||
| Like, all of the choices that I make. | ||
| Could affect whether or not I feel sad about how I lost my career. | ||
| And this is one of the choices that would make me feel sadder about how I lost my career than just being like, hey, I could be a different thing. | ||
| I actually have gotten very good at making pizza, and so I'm going to try a pizza restaurant. | ||
| That'd be nice. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| That'd be nice. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| It'd be better than being on fucking Infowars talking bullshit about blood drinkers. | ||
| Try a pizza restaurant. | ||
| That's my advice to Kevin Sorbo. | ||
| So Alex is like, You're actually famous, bruh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You were Hercules. | ||
| So, you left Hollywood. | ||
| You're talking a bit of shit about people drinking blood and occult stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to know about specifics. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's get some of that inside hot goss. | ||
| You were in Hollywood. | ||
| That's what you're here for, the in-Hollywood stuff. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And it turns out maybe Kevin Sorbo wasn't really all that in. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I got invited to be in a few movies, but mainly by the Austin Hollywood folks that didn't like Hollywood like Richard Linklater. | ||
| But I did get offers and voiceovers in some movies, so I did spend some time in L.A., not a lot. | ||
| I quit going out there 15 years ago just because it was so crazy. | ||
| No one wanted me. | ||
| And people would talk about that and talk about, yeah, we can't go to this party. | ||
| There'll probably be some underage girls there. | ||
| I was like, are you serious? | ||
| And then I'd be at just regular parties. | ||
| They'd open up suitcases or briefcases just full of every drug you'd want. | ||
| And I'm like, I don't take drugs. | ||
| And then all of a sudden, I'd be at, like, mainline party and 15 hookers would show up and I would leave. | ||
| I mean, you were there without getting any names. | ||
| You saw the pedophile stuff, so you're blessed, but you heard about it. | ||
| What made you leave Hollywood specifically? | ||
| Because if I barely brushed up against it, it was ridiculous. | ||
| I mean, what type of stuff did you see or hear about in Hollywood? | ||
| Well, I live pretty much, I live 45 miles north of L.A. I was between L.A. and Santa Barbara. | ||
| I was never much of a Hollywood guy. | ||
| I love the industry. | ||
| I love making movies. | ||
| I love being part of the creative process. | ||
| But I was never part of it in terms of going to the parties and seeing stuff. | ||
| I mean, certainly there were parties I went to and there'd be drugs around, things like that. | ||
| But I never did that stuff. | ||
| Look, I left. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| I took a family. | ||
| We escaped California. | ||
| Six years ago. | ||
| We left the worst governor in the country to the best governor. | ||
| We've lived in Florida now for six years. | ||
| We absolutely loved out there. | ||
| We were thinking about moving for a long, long time. | ||
| We just got to a point that I couldn't take the taxes anymore. | ||
| The traffic is sucking all the time. | ||
| Okay, so you're kind of just talking shit about vampires and stuff and all of these very serious issues. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And kind of maybe rumor and innuendo of stuff you know nothing about. | ||
| You have no information to provide. | ||
| And you really left because no one wanted to... | ||
| Fucking hire your terrible acting ass, and you don't like taxes and traffic. | ||
| What a hero. | ||
| Yeah, those do sound more weird. | ||
| Okay, so here's what you brought me, Kevin Sorbo, onto your show for. | ||
| Inside information. | ||
| Because, as we both know, I was famous in Hollywood. | ||
| I was on TV. | ||
| Probably saw some shit. | ||
| So I would expect to, and I've been talking so much shit. | ||
| About how I saw stuff, you would expect me to have personal, first-hand accounts of things that I did see. | ||
| Turns out maybe there were some drugs at a party, and he doesn't like the traffic in L.A. Whoopty shit. | ||
| No, it turns out you and I both know the exact same amount of the bullshit we are spewing right now. | ||
| Yeah, great. | ||
| Get lost. | ||
| Good work. | ||
| So anyway, Hollywood has collapsed. | ||
| I would say Hollywood's basically collapsed, and then I look at faith-based films being one of the only things that's successful now. | ||
| And are huge. | ||
| Where does anybody live? | ||
| Some of the biggest films ever made. | ||
| And films exposing human trafficking. | ||
| You know, the biggest film, What This Year So Far, or was that last year, The Sound of Freedom, does... | ||
| Does Hollywood realize that they're destroying themselves as people turn against their woke agenda? | ||
| Their woke agenda. | ||
| So Sound of Freedom was a 2023 movie, and it came in 25th at the box office for the year. | ||
| The Meg 2 was number 15. Ooh. | ||
| Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was number 16. All right. | ||
| And both Super Mario Brothers and Barbie beat Sound of Freedom by over a billion dollars. | ||
| Man, I am shocked that the Meg 2 got... | ||
| 15. Yeah, that's... | ||
| Man, those shark movies, they just keep going. | ||
| The painfully woke Little Mermaid over doubled Sound of Freedom's ticket sales. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Very, very woke, that mermaid. | ||
| This year, the top two movies at the box office have been Inside Out 2 and Deadpool and Wolverine. | ||
| Both made over a billion dollars and both are Disney movies who are supposed to be the wokest of the woke. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So I think the proof here is that Hollywood has collapsed and faith-based movies are taking over because people just can't handle this agenda of wokeness. | ||
| I mean, you know, it's so annoying whenever they can't even take the L on stuff that's just so fucking obvious. | ||
| Your movies suck! | ||
| Christian movies are shit! | ||
| They suck! | ||
| They're terrible! | ||
| Just take the L that you like them! | ||
| They're often bad, and you're talking yourself into liking them. | ||
| But, at the same time, you don't even have to take a total L here, because The Sound of Freedom overperformed. | ||
| You can take a victory in that, like, hey, that did better than it had any business doing. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| But when you pretend you're in the same conversation as, like, the top movies of the year, like Barbie, go fuck yourself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're delusional if you think that. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| You are not even close to the mainest of mainstream of culture. | ||
| But... | ||
| You should be doing way worse in terms of how bad this movie is. | ||
| Next year, the Chicago White Sox will continue to play baseball. | ||
| I mean, according to the laws of physics, as far as we know them to this day, they will win maybe 60 games, and that's terrible. | ||
| That's an awful season. | ||
| But for them, that would be winning 30 more. | ||
| That would be doubling their win total. | ||
| That's a win. | ||
| That's a huge win. | ||
| Sure, it's terrible, but it's a win. | ||
| Take the win. | ||
| So Sorbo talks a little bit about one of the movies that he made. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Called Let There Be Light. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And I think he's a little in the dark. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Look, I did a movie called Let There Be Light. | ||
| My wife wrote it along with Dan Gordon. | ||
| Dan Gordon's an Oscar-nominated writer. | ||
| He wrote The Hurricane for Denzel Washington, The Whiter of Kevin Costner. | ||
| I love that movie. | ||
| Actually, Sean Hannity funded it. | ||
| $3 million movie that opened number two per screen average against Thor Ragnarok, a $300 million movie. | ||
| I get a call from Netflix after opening weekend, and they say, hey, we know you have a foot in this family faith world. | ||
| We want to open an inspirational division here at Netflix. | ||
| I had four meetings with them over the next couple months. | ||
| This was back in 2018. | ||
| And with each meeting, I could tell, maybe this was just lip service, that... | ||
| Their ideology is so screwed up. | ||
| And so there's 80 million homes that want the kind of movies that I'm doing and what the Erwin brothers are doing and what the Kendrick brothers are doing. | ||
| There's 80 million homes out there, yet they just avoid it for whatever reasons. | ||
| And I knew half the people in those rooms that I was meeting. | ||
| I met like a dozen people from Netflix. | ||
| I can tell half of them agree with me, but they're afraid. | ||
| You know, the gays are out of the closet in Hollywood. | ||
| So Christians and the conservatives, they're in the closet now. | ||
| So I'm guessing that Netflix would love to try and tap into profiting off the audience Sorbo has, but honestly, you have to ask yourself if that's an audience worth chasing. | ||
| Sure, maybe you can make some money off a shitty movie with good messages division, but if you put out a movie with a black female lead, are these people going to try and boycott you over being too woke? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| It's not a great market to try to sustain unless you're willing to cater to them entirely, which is why working with someone like Sorbo on something like this would probably seem interesting to explore, but you would think better of it. | ||
| It's not worth it. | ||
| Yeah, Netflix wants to start a quote-unquote inspirational division, which Christian, like Kevin Sorbo, should be against just as a commercialization of their bullshit entirely. | ||
| But I think what he's missing is that if you want to... | ||
| Well, Netflix doesn't need to do that. | ||
| Sorbo needs to do that. | ||
| As for his movie, Let There Be Light, that movie opened on October 27th in 373 theaters with a gross of $1.7 million. | ||
| That's not too bad, all things considered. | ||
| Thor Ragnarok didn't open until the next week, November 3rd, and it brought in $122,744,989 from 4,080 theaters. | ||
| But Sorbo's talking about the per theater average. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He said he came in number two. | ||
| Number two? | ||
| Yeah, so let's do a little math. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Sorbo's movie took in $4,637 per theater. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty good. | ||
| Thor? | ||
| $30,085 per theater. | ||
| Well, Thor is a pretty big movie. | ||
| They had a bigger advertising budget. | ||
| Even if people didn't like Ragnarok as much, still did quite well. | ||
| I thought they liked it more than the first two. | ||
| It was the first one with Taika Waititi. | ||
| I don't know which one is which. | ||
| Yeah, Thor Ragnarok was pretty good. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let There Be Light in its best performance came in ninth in per theater box office. | ||
| And if you just look at the next week when Thor came out, because he mentioned Thor, it drops to 16th place behind Lady Bird, Thor, and the classic A Bad Mom's Christmas, starring Katherine Hahn and potential future RFK Jr. ex-wife Cheryl Hines. | ||
| Man, Katherine Hahn is everywhere. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| It's fun for Sorbo to pretend his movie was in the same kind of conversation as Thor, but this is fucking embarrassing. | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| It's just accept where you are and be proud of what you've accomplished and it's not embarrassing. | ||
| When you say you came in second to Thor, you're delusional and this is ridiculous. | ||
| It's insufferable. | ||
| Just on a general principle, I don't think we should listen to actors when they talk. | ||
| Just because if your job is to pretend to be something else... | ||
| You gotta really have a strong handle on who you are before you should be talking as yourself. | ||
| And I know actors. | ||
| I've met a lot of them. | ||
| I don't know all of them. | ||
| Strong handle on themselves. | ||
| Not one of their strong suits. | ||
| Especially fucking Sorbo. | ||
| So anyway, they split paths. | ||
| And Alex, I'm gonna actually go ahead and skip this because it's just a bummer. | ||
| Leanne McAdoo calls in. | ||
| What? | ||
| Because she lives in Florida. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And her house is damaged by the hurricane. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And it's very sad because she is dealing with a lot of stuff. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And, like, apparently they had... | ||
| Like, chest-deep water, and, you know, it's just... | ||
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Sure. | |
| I feel for her, and it's sad, and it's not funny in the way that, like, Steve Pchenik was scolding Alex about the politeness of calling during a hurricane. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. | ||
| She seems distraught, and it's... | ||
| That's no good. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| It made me very sad. | ||
| Yeah, that sucks. | ||
| So, Alex had Sorbo on, and then he has another guest. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Which, eh, is a letdown. | ||
| Not famous. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Well... | |
| Eh, it's no Hercules. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We want to fight. | ||
| James O 'Keefe wants to fight. | ||
| We're going to go to break. | ||
| Back in one minute with James O 'Keefe. | ||
| I've seen the documentary. | ||
| Same number of good movies. | ||
| It's unbelievably powerful. | ||
| Line in the sand. | ||
| This is next level. | ||
| Out of all the crazy stuff people have gotten with the smuggling of humans and all the rest, they went inside. | ||
| They infiltrated the smugglers. | ||
| It is next level. | ||
| And it is on the Tucker Carlson network. | ||
| And everybody needs to see this. | ||
| We're going to go to break. | ||
| We're going to come back with the great James O 'Keefe. | ||
| We'll play the trailer coming out of the break. | ||
| You need right now, ladies and gentlemen, to check out the film immediately at the Tucker Carlson Network, Tucker Carlson. | ||
| I guess that Tucker's hiring O 'Keefe now, which seems like a good fit. | ||
| He ran Project Veritas into the ground, and if you provide the kind of content that his audience wants, it doesn't really matter how clear of a fraud you are. | ||
| And Tucker understands how to cater to that market. | ||
| He gets that. | ||
| This is a perfect partnership, from how cravenly opportunistic both of these guys are, to how they're both dinosaurs who were mentored by Andrew Breitbart. | ||
| I watched the trailer for this movie and it looks like sensationalist bullshit, which is no surprise. | ||
| The only thing that is a surprise is that O 'Keefe is doing a border stunt again. | ||
| He already dressed up as Osama Bin Laden and crossed the Rio Grande River to demonstrate how anyone can cross the border. | ||
| And that was in 2014. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's such a hack. | ||
| He's just rehashing his own shit from like a decade ago and over-dramatizing it. | ||
| Everything else has kind of been shitty since then, so try running it back. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Play the hits, man. | ||
| Go on a reunion tour. | ||
| We're playing Aerosmith's Greatest Hits Tour. | ||
| That's what we're doing. | ||
| I find it to be a little disappointing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I found his interview to be a bit underwhelming. | ||
| But here's just a little piece of him being a dramatic little weasel. | ||
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It seems like there's a story of corruption everywhere. | |
| Things have become systemically corrupt. | ||
| It's a watershed moment in citizen journalism and the awakening of humans. | ||
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The problem with America right now is that everyone is still afraid. | |
| That's the problem. | ||
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And what are they afraid of? | |
| I posted this last night. | ||
| Everyone, Alex, is afraid of, quote, being targeted. | ||
| And I'm going to read what I wrote on X. You know what I say to that? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
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Afraid of being targeted. | |
| I say fuck them all but six. | ||
| Those are the pallbearers that carry my casket. | ||
| They're afraid of being falsely accused, afraid of being jailed, raiding us, turning on us, firing us, hearing us, prosecuting us, persecuting us. | ||
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Listen, I've been there, done that. | |
| And that's my cross to carry. | ||
| Pretending to be targeted is literally James's business model. | ||
| If he didn't pretend that he was being persecuted by the system, he'd have no way to make money. | ||
| I would argue that James O'Keefe is... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You'd be gone so much longer ago if any of the shit that he was talking about was real. | ||
| I mean, you know, it is an envious job in a lot of ways. | ||
| Like, you know, he ran Project Veritas in the ground. | ||
| You can't run one of those places into the ground. | ||
| You just had one of those places, and then your scam was caught, so you got a new rich billionaire to give you a new scam. | ||
| I actually kind of disagree a tiny bit with Project Veritas just because of how strange... | ||
| Yeah, that one actually was. | ||
| That's a unique case. | ||
| Yeah, that was a unique case. | ||
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I will give you that. | |
| I'm kind of going to touch on that here in a second. | ||
| Because of that clip, it features one of my favorite things about James, which is how much of a dorky theater kid he is at heart. | ||
| He thinks he sounds so cool when he's saying, fuck all of them but the six. | ||
| It's just such a loser energy. | ||
| You're such a little baby. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| or things started to fall apart at Veritas after James put out a parody music video and the board of directors sent out a memo saying, quote, they were concerned about how James O'Keefe spent company resources, including personnel and money, to indulge his musical theater aspirations. | ||
| So, like, I mean, that's... | ||
| That's specific. | ||
| That's running it into a ground in a way that, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but, you know, that's actually the only thing that humanizes him because ultimately I feel like what he's done is monetize his psychopathy. | ||
| Yeah, that cringeworthy dramaticness is humanizing. | ||
| I want to be a star! | ||
| Yeah, you do, buddy. | ||
| Fuck all of them but the six. | ||
| Oh, God, that's why you'll never be a star, kid. | ||
| Now I'm going to do a dance number. | ||
| Kid, you got to quit. | ||
| You got to get out of here. | ||
| This business isn't for you. | ||
| This isn't for you. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| Get gone. | ||
| So Alex got a little boring, but I mean, how do you not after you have Sorbo on? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And then James O 'Keefe. | ||
| And I just, I kind of, I felt like I was losing my interest around this point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So we're going to talk about that and then a whole bunch of this news like this one on InfoWars.com. | ||
| Absolutely disgusting. | ||
| The View host, Sonny Hostin, says Melania Trump, quote, hates Donald Trump, wants to take him out. | ||
| They talked about smashing him like a bug last week. | ||
| I mean, this is all get Trump crap. | ||
| And they are the ones pushing the vitriol. | ||
| They're the ones that persecute political opposition. | ||
| Everything they say about us is what they're doing. | ||
| Here's the clip. | ||
| We'll go back to your calls. | ||
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I think she hates him. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Okay, so we can all agree on that. | ||
| That's a given. | ||
| I also think that she wants to take him out. | ||
| She does not want to be the first lady anymore. | ||
| What are we doing clapping? | ||
| What is happening? | ||
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Who hates Christmas? | |
| Melania Trump hates Christmas. | ||
| She doesn't want to decorate for Christmas. | ||
| She doesn't care. | ||
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She doesn't want to sleep in the same room with him. | |
| She can't tolerate him. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
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How do you know all this? | |
| You don't know all this. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| That's why I say allegedly. | ||
| I mean, she totally loves Trump. | ||
| Out there saying they tried to kill her husband twice. | ||
| What do we do it? | ||
| And we actually have a clip of Kamala famously saying, I don't want to hear about your damn Christmas. | ||
| What do we do it? | ||
| You shouldn't be celebrating, and America's racist. | ||
| What the hell does that have to do with, even if that was true, what does that have to do with Christmas? | ||
| So they are getting just, and they're told to say all this. | ||
| Everybody go to your corners. | ||
| Bonker cuckoo land. | ||
| So I was listening to this, and I'm like, okay, Alex Jones, noted conspiracy see-or-through guy, is complaining about The View. | ||
| And who does or doesn't like Christmas enough? | ||
| And whether Melania loves her husband? | ||
| And I felt a sense of euphoria wash over me. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Because that was the end of this show. | |
| I realized, I was like, what is happening? | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You're complaining about The View. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Right. | ||
| 15 years ago, when I was starting out in comedy, I thought it was an easy bit. | ||
| It was an easy bit to end with just a nice little tag making fun of The View. | ||
| The View sucks. | ||
| The end. | ||
| Laughs. | ||
| Easy. | ||
| I'm not even here saying that The View sucks. | ||
| I think that I'm not the target demo for The View, necessarily. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| So I don't know exactly what... | ||
| Is being enjoyed about it. | ||
| So I don't care. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I just think this is beneath what Alex wants to pretend to be, and I think that's funny. | ||
| I think so, too. | ||
| He's supposed to be the guy who knows about what the devil's up to, and he's whining about a daytime TV show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is pathetic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back. | ||
| Let's cover The View next time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man, I hope they have Hercules on. | ||
| No. | ||
| Eh, maybe. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back. | ||
| Until then, we have another website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| We have another website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I am the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| Woo! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Woo! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Woo! | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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