#914: March 27, 2024 dissects Alex Jones’ bizarre eclipse theories—tying April 8’s total solar event to Biden’s "martial law drill" and fringe Christian rituals like the "red heifer"—while exposing his anti-Semitic rants against Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. Jones dismisses Sandy Hook as a "PR deal," yet his two-hour eclipse special devolved into promoting Adrian Dittman (whom he treats like Elon Musk) and "Team Humanity." The episode reveals how Jones weaponizes fear, cherry-picks data, and prioritizes spectacle over substance, leaving his audience with more conspiracy than clarity. [Automatically generated summary]
So one of the things that led me to be like, we've got to talk about this here episode, was on the 26th, Alex mentioned that he was going to be having a debate with Rabbi Shmuley.
And for those who don't know who Rabbi Shmuley is, he is a rabbi who's been...
When you say Michael Jackson's spiritual advisor for a while, there's really no way to put that into any context that can make any sense to anybody who wasn't alive for a very specific time during Michael Jackson's life.
I did about four hours of research preparation last night.
I've done at least four hours today.
And I get really mad at myself at the end of a show.
If I haven't hit most of it, and most of the time I only hit like half of it, I've got to hit all this new breaking news, plus a bunch of stuff the last few days, that I said I would get to, that is incredibly important, but didn't get to.
So, let me just do this.
Let me tell you who's coming on the broadcast.
Reverend Shmali, or Rabbi Shmali, excuse me, His Holiness, is going to be on with us in the third hour for a debate.
He's been very well known and popular for a long time.
Like going back decades ago to the Howard Stern Show, the guy's a complete maniac, or he's a comedian, or a mix of the two.
And I said, will you come on the show?
And he said, yes, I'll debate you, I'll destroy you, I'll crush you.
I don't want to have a debate with this guy where he projects what I believe, and then I debate that straw man.
I talked to him yesterday, and I said, can we just have a discussion?
People expect me to just attack this guy and then try to project this guy's behavior onto Judaism in general.
This interview will piss off the white supremacists and also people that are very upset for good reasons with Israel because I'm not intending to just attack this guy, though I disagree with much of what he says.
But if he attacks me, which I don't think he'll be able to control himself, there's a certain piranha-like nature to him, I'll be honest.
It's very cute, kind of like a gremlin or something, that if he does the attacks, then I'm going to let him have it.
I would argue that if Alex doesn't want to fight with Rabbi Shmuley, then he has done an incredibly bad job of setting the table for this conversation.
In that intro alone, he called Shmuley reverend, then sarcastically said his holiness.
He called Shmuley a complete maniac or a comedian or a mix of the two.
He said Shmuley has a piranha-like nature and is a cute gremlin.
Before Shmuley makes one point, Alex has already characterized him as a dick who's going to create strawman arguments to attack him with.
If this is sincerely what you think about a person, then there's no reason to have them on your show other than knowing that you're likely to create a spectacle, and then that's good for ratings.
Alex knows this, or has every ability to know what Rabbi Shmuley's position on Israel and Gaza is, and should know that it doesn't match his own, or that of most of the InfoWars audience, so he knows there's probably some volatility here that can be...
Sure.
Alex knows what's going to happen, and this introduction is a cop-out for him.
He's trying to defuse whatever embarrassment is going to result from this booking in the off chance that Alex comes out looking bad.
People expect Alex to attack Shmooley because Alex has been attacking Shmooley lately.
Candace Owens got the boot at the Daily Wire, at least in part due to her attacks on Rabbi Shmooley and his daughter, and her accusation that he was drunk on Christian blood.
Alex has firmly supported Owens and doesn't think that her actions were anti-Semitic at all.
This dynamic existing makes it impossible for this conversation between Alex and the rabbi to be a discussion about criticisms of the Israeli government and Alex's audience.
It reminds me of, like, whenever bands who had integrity would be forced to lip-sync on TV, and they would do some sort of protest or something, you know, where they're supposedly playing the song, and then somebody takes a giant drink of water while they're in the middle of singing, that kind of idea.
Like, if Shmuley just came in and went, Alex would still have the same one side of a debate.
And I think that your analogy is apt, but what I think it's closer to, like what I respond to, is the way that Alex would act when he was going to interview a neocon, like Ann Coulter, back in the day.
He would say really inflammatory shit about that person pretty regularly, then they'd agree to come on the show, and at the beginning of the episode he'd say a bunch of...
Nonsense about how he wants a civil conversation, but he'd pepper in these insults because I'm pretty sure he's hoping that they cancel.
I'd really like to get this guy to worry about the New World Order and the poison shots and what faces us all instead of the tunnel vision, only thinking about Israel constantly.
But regardless, that's coming up.
Now, Owen Benjamin is a great talk show host and comedian.
I don't agree with some of what he has to say, but he's interesting.
I would say that Alex definitely has his work cut out for him.
He's going to try and get as much attention as he can from fighting with Rabbi Shmuley in the third hour, and then Owen Benjamin is hosting the fourth hour.
That's the Owen Benjamin who notably loves Hitler and lives in a compound in the woods live streaming about things like how much he likes Hitler.
The guy who famously hosted the fourth hour of Alex's show for a while until Alex let him go for being too much of a Nazi, at which point Owen began attacking Alex for working with the Jews.
I guess they worked out their differences somehow.
Gerald Morgan of Stephen Crowder wanted me to come on their show this morning, and then later they said, well, actually, we're just going to make an announcement.
And then they said, can we come on and talk about this so people know how important?
These internal operations and attacks have been.
And I said, absolutely, because they've been big supporters of me when almost nobody else was when I was deplatformed.
And I've also known the inside baseball just because I had some of the same lawyers and some of the cases I've been involved in as they have in divorce proceedings.
So I was privy to this information a year and a half ago.
I was shown the information.
And so I knew it was true, and I knew that he was being set up.
And now they release damning.
And the reason this is important, you have to understand, I saw Eric Trump on Fox today, and he said, for everything you hear about us being attacked for, there are nine other things going on every day.
And I've never really tell you about the stuff that goes on behind the scenes, very little, because I don't want to be distracted.
But these tactics are being orchestrated from the deep state.
Maybe there's some insulation going on and Steven's trying to not say anything publicly because he knows he's too close.
So it's a bad sign if you're one of Crowder's team members and your big move, like doing damage control, is to reach out to Alex.
You're definitely signaling that your crisis PR department doesn't have a lot of options.
So Crowder's been facing a slew of issues, from his divorce to the video of him berating his pregnant wife being released, and then there have been accusations of him fostering an abusive work environment.
Apparently he was a huge asshole to everyone who had a habit of exposing his genitals, just to the extent that he was a huge asshole.
His former sidekick, Jared Monroe, who he called Not Gay Jared, has most recently been lobbying to be removed from his non-disclosure agreement because he has apparently some shit to talk.
My sense of this is that Jared knows a whole lot, and they are very scared of the possibility of him speaking freely, and I guess the best plan was to get Alex to vouch for them that they're being set up by the deep state.
You know, because my thought was like, oh, so it's like, you know, the non-evil version is like, oh, you don't want to, you work at a job and you don't steal their secrets and then go give it to another business, right?
I think, unfortunately, in practice, it's probably a lot of the time the idea.
I don't know.
I don't know enough about the law or business at all to know, but I would imagine that there are some instances where it's appropriate and not, like, covering up nefarious or shady shit.
But it does, I do think that probably there's more instances where it's not.
And then there's something about like, oh yeah, Jared is clearly working with this whole elaborate plot just because he and Crowder's ex-wife Are friendly.
It's a whole hill of beans.
And it's nothing.
It doesn't amount to anything, but it's so fucking ugly to see this kind of behavior just trot it out.
Because it's obviously damage control.
It's protecting Steven Crowder, the business, and all of this.
But I also think that Alex is making a real mistake and opening himself up to possibly being part of a lawsuit against them by people like Jared or Amanda.
So, when Trump said that Israel made a mistake, it was that they allowed the world to see what they were doing.
Trump was talking about optics.
Literally, the title of the article Alex is referring to is, quote, Trump to Israel Hayom, only a fool would not have acted like Israel on October 7th.
In the interview, Trump clearly has no problem with Israel's military response, just is worried that people seeing it as bad PR.
He goes on to blame Biden for the attack because, quote, they saw him as weak, ineffective president.
They would have never done that attack if I was there.
The rest of the interview is pretty much just Trump talking about how much he loves Israel and how, quote, they say if I ran for office in Israel, I'd get 98% of the vote.
He's very smart, very talented, very hard worker, and I admired his father and his uncle, but the rest of the family are captive of the Democratic Party, and it looks like he has chosen his running mate, Who is not just in the Soros orbit, Nicole Shanahan, but is a Soros top operative and a super deep stater, and of course formerly married to the head of Google.
So I have to say that I am telling everybody that I absolutely think that overall RFK with this pick is being brought forward to take...
If you're talking about RFK Jr., shouldn't you have to be like, and his dad was murdered for believing the exact opposite of everything I believe, specifically?
Let's put the live show headline up for everyone, please, on screen.
And this says it all about the total solar eclipse.
People have been asking me about this for a month.
There's been massive hype.
I was asked about it in an Academy sporting goods store by five people.
Oh, and by the way, before I get into this, I just want to give them a little report on their attacks on me.
Because I don't say this, again, to brag, I say this because I'm a gauge of I'm totally demonized, totally attacked by the corporate media, and you would think that would hurt somebody.
Almost every person in a packed academy, and I just went in there to buy some exercise clothes, and I'm in there about 20, 30 minutes, and every person, in fact, it was everyone, every person I walked by with my shopping cart shook my hand and was a lister and told me to keep going.
Black, white, Hispanic, old, young.
The lady at the checkout, the other checkout guy, the manager at the front door.
I will also say that, should that even be the case, though, every single second that story went on, he added ten more people to the total of people who came up to him.
Yes, he did.
In the middle of each word, he was like, oh, there's another ten people who are at the checkout lot, you know?
There is a belief that there is a group of people who plan to ritualistically sacrifice a perfect red heifer, which would be an important part of rebuilding the Third Temple in Jerusalem.
Sure.
So according to CBS News, a group called Uvne Jerusalem has brought in some red cows from Texas who are being kept at a secure location on the West Bank.
The plan that this group has is to perform the ritual to build the temple where the second temple stood, which is currently where the Dome of the Rock and the Al-Asqa mosque sit.
So this naturally has a lot of people on edge about the symbology and the message that's sent by people carrying out this ritual that would, in essence, involve a declaration of we're going to tear down this mosque.
So a lot of people are asking Alex about this probably because there's a fringe of Christianity that's interpreting the sacrifice of the red heifer as bringing about the second coming of Christ.
And so there's a lot of this energy that's going on.
Of, like, that young adult literature, really any kind of, like, time travel, you know, lost in the past kind of fish-out-of-water stuff, is that kind of, like...
Super smart guy who can wow the uneducated for knowledge of eclipse.
You know, that idea of like, well, we can tell whenever there's because of all that stuff, but these people, they'll take it as some sort of magical event, that kind of thing.
So when you were talking about people being wowed by someone having foreknowledge of the eclipse, like in the past and such, this is one of the only things that Alex can ever bring up whenever he talks about eclipses.
There are total solar eclipse over different parts of the United States and different parts of the globe happening every year or so on average.
There was just one last year.
And it wasn't total over Texas, but it was total over some of the other states.
It was about a 90%.
And it's really cool.
Because everybody likes to wear special glasses or poke a hole in a box.
Like a shoebox, and then it shoots through, the light does, and then makes an image of the sun that's safe to look at, and you can watch the moon in front of the sun.
I put some photos I took up on my wife's ex, if you want to go see that.
It's Erica Wolf Jones, or she calls it the wife of the big bad wolf.
And we know in ancient times, the witch doctors, And every culture would tell people, because they would have the math to know when there was an eclipse coming, because they kept records, that, oh, you've angered people that the snake god or the dragon god is going to eat the sun.
And then when the sun disappeared, they would think that the priests were actually in contact with God and would give them more and more power.
So they used superstition to control people.
The Aztecs, all the ancient cultures did it.
So now we see Homeland Security and the National Guard and the State Guard and all these states declaring emergencies over it and all this fear-mongering and be safe when you're out there.
Yeah, like wear those glasses that you were talking about earlier.
So I've noticed that Alex has about three different things he just repeats over and over about eclipses.
One of them is this idea about witch doctors, that every culture used these eclipses to sway the public.
The first point I would make about that is that's not something that Alex is necessarily getting from history.
That's from Apocalypto.
And the second point I would make is that even if these cultures of the past use secret knowledge of coming of eclipses to trick the public, What does that have to do with us now?
The whole trick was that they knew it was coming ahead of time and the public didn't know that they knew.
So no one is talking about the eclipse in any other way than with interest.
It's cool!
Outside of the dumb-dumb conspiracy circles.
Alex is playing directly into that because it's easy and there's no downside.
When there aren't any martial law drills and we get to April 9th, there will be no consequences at all for Alex doing this shit.
Idiots who are drawn to the combativeness of his image will go right along pretending that he has a better batting average than the mainstream media because that's a fun game for them to play.
Also, there aren't total eclipses every year, or at least not ones that are visible in the United States.
It's a really rare thing, and the eclipse that happened last year that Alex keeps bringing up was an annular eclipse where the moon is at a point far away from the Earth when it passes between the Earth and the sun.
It doesn't cover up the whole sun, whereas the eclipse happening this year, it will be total.
It won't be until 2044 that this happens again, and the last time that it did happen, that it was visible in the United States, Yep, we were there.
They're getting ready to try to bring in martial law with civil unrest around the election or if Trump gets elected when he's president-elect.
They've already said they're going to do it.
The Democrats have war-gamed it.
They're doing it in plain view.
It's insane.
And so all this is is a dress rehearsal, not, oh, let's have a martial law drill with all the local counties, cities, states through the feds.
In a unified command drill, let's not say it's for terrorism or a cyber attack or a nuclear war.
Let's tell them it's because of the eclipse.
Well, no governments in modern times, since we stopped practicing voodoo, have ever acted like this for a solar eclipse.
So people go, what's going to happen?
Are aliens going to invade?
Or what are they going to do during the eclipse?
You might have some crazy people, like when Hale-Bopp came by, that killed themselves because they thought a transgender cult famously killed themselves.
Wearing their Nike track suits and drinking their vodka and taking barbiturates and getting in their beds to send their spirits up to the spaceship they said was following the tail of the comet.
So you might have some weirdo groups kill somebody or kill themselves or do something stupid.
Because every time something gets hyped, the crazies attach themselves to it.
But there is zero reason for all of this, other than the government trying to scare people and create fear, but that's secondary, and promote mumbo-jumbo.
But what it is, because I've got all the articles and all the documents right here, is a martial law drill.
So this is a test of the Obama kill switch, of martial law, of a government takeover.
There's going to be the test of the Obama internet kill switch, and then all the feds are going to be in control of all of the governments down to municipal levels.
So the government is going to use the eclipse and people being weird about the eclipse as an excuse to run a martial law drill countrywide through a unified government, correct?
So Alex has another headline there, quote, Solar Eclipse Summit ties state-local plans together.
This is from a Texas organization called the Capital Area Council of Governments, and it has to do with a meeting that they had in February about planning to accommodate approximately 720,000 additional people visiting the state, particularly in smaller communities, dealing with issues like how to, "keep traffic moving along smaller highways." Sure.
None of this shit is suspicious unless you want it to be.
Right.
We've seen him play this game a million times, and it always goes the exact same way.
He never is held responsible for the rank nonsense once it all goes down.
So, look, the issue is that all of these people who are trying to do planned logistics for all the giant, enormous crowds that are going to be, you know, they should all just get guns and go to the border.
And the government is saying, oh my God, we've got the military on standby.
How about you send the military to the border to actually arrest illegal aliens?
That's the crisis.
How New York state officials are preparing for the solar eclipse, declaring an emergency.
FAA issues warning ahead of April 8th total solar eclipse.
And it goes on and on.
Here's Austin declaring an emergency.
Oh no.
So that's what they're doing.
It's just more get you ready for martial law, just like the lockdowns and all that they now admit are for carbon lockdowns, greenhouse gas lockdowns that they want to roll out.
They've already tested in India where, oh, you can't use your car today.
But all these warnings and emergencies that Alex is talking about, they all essentially boil down to traffic management.
The headline that he reads about the FAA warning is them warning travelers that, quote, due to the high volume of traffic along the eclipse path, airport arrivals can expect lengthy delays during peak traffic periods.
Alex is turning all of this logistical preparation into seeming like it's the entire apparatus of government preparing for something major, and it's just a fucking...
It is so dumb.
But here we are.
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Man, it's so cool, because this would be such a fun...
If you stop and just go, okay, today it's going to be completely dark, like the middle of the night, because a few billion years ago, a rock hit Earth, and then a chunk of Earth started spinning, and then it got in the way of the sun.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's a very interesting thing.
There is nothing interesting about the National Guard helping people drive.
So, Alex has Gerald Crowder's employee on, or I guess his boss, I don't know, to talk about how cool Crowder is and how he's under attack.
And I mean, look, I don't want to play any clips of it, but I would say that Alex should be...
Pretty careful.
I think he could court himself into a lawsuit.
If he's making accusations that Crowder's ex-wife and not gay Jared, Jared Monroe, are engaged in extortion, that kind of thing.
If he's making accusations like that, airing that kind of stuff, I do think that he might accidentally fuck around and end up getting a letter, let's say.
Because I've been talking about this since Sunday, but never got to it.
And it's because, how do you do this, Justice?
This is so damn important.
So we're gonna be getting to that.
Here in just a moment.
Now, I just dropped the stack.
It'll be even harder to go through it because I had it all in order.
But this is insane.
Studies admitting that the mRNA accelerates cancer, causes cancer.
Just like Miracle-Gro for cancer.
Glyphosate caused cancer.
Boy, step aside.
Glyphosate.
Hold my beer.
Kate Middleton.
All of it.
Maybe I should do a whole special show, deep dive, just on this, because people love those.
They all get like 5 million views of the special shows.
We're doing one tomorrow, 6 p.m. Central, two hours, commercial free, on the eclipse, and what's really behind that, the big martial law drill, that it really is that nobody seems to figure that out, so I'll explain it.
I don't say that meanly, but that's what it is, 100%.
There's no danger in the eclipse, but the government's declared a civil emergency.
I'm just practicing running all the local governments.
But speaking of commercial-free, I can't do this show without your support.
So the Wall Street Journal article that Alex is talking about, it is a headline that works for his argument, but the actual data in that article doesn't.
This is about cancer rates in young people rising between 2000 and 2019, a time period entirely prior to the COVID vaccine.
As I was listening to this, and the rest of the hour that they end up talking at each other.
A whole lot of talk about how we have to have equal time.
We have to have equal time.
You talk for three minutes.
There's a whole lot of that.
It's very distracting.
But as I was listening to their interview, I just kept thinking back to how Alex earlier had said, I'm going to do this special show about the eclipse.
Well, first of all, when I say digital decapitation, what I mean is that your arguments against the Jewish people are just so insidious, so unchristian.
Do you think that we Jews are not accustomed to the world hating us?
You think it's because of Hamas and because of the war in Gaza?
Jesus was a Jew, and they crucified him for God's sake.
So, did you not forget that Jesus was murdered by...
Did you not forget there was a Holocaust of six million Jews?
There have been people on your show that have actually denied the Holocaust or minimized the numbers.
You've had people like Kanye West who said they love Hitler.
I don't square your Christianity, your love of Jesus, the Bible, the Hebrew Bible with your hatred of the Jewish people.
It really confuses me.
I'm not speaking now about a Jewish boy murdered at Sandy Hook in 2012.
And the 28 others who were murdered that you denied.
And I'm actually impressed that you still have the lights on, given your $1.5 billion judgment against you.
I don't know if you guys are pouring your special powders that you sell, and maybe they energize it, or you've got little hamsters going on wheels in the background.
That's impressive.
I just don't...
I just don't get your hatred of the Jewish people, your lies about Israel since October 7th, like Israel went in to take the oil in Gaza.
There's as much oil in Gaza as there is potency on the fictional powders that you sell.
So what is your hatred about Jews if you're a Christian?
We're going to have what they're calling an incredibly rare total eclipse of the sun, but it's not totally rare.
Yes, it takes hundreds of years for the moon to block the sun on the path it is from southwestern Mexico, right up through central Mexico, through south Texas, through east Texas, and then over through the Midwest and into New York, up into Maine, and then out of the Atlantic Ocean.
This is...
Something that happens all the time.
Just last year, what, six months ago, there was a 90% eclipse of the sun in Austin.
In fact, it was basically a full corona where you could see just the edge of the sun around the moon.
It was amazing.
I took photos of it.
We showed it on air.
And if I'd have just driven, they said 300 miles north, I would have seen the total eclipse.
But instead, suddenly, we are hearing...
And then the feds have declared an emergency, the states are declaring emergencies, the National Guard, the State Guard, the threat fusion centers, Homeland Security say, "Watch out!
Emergency alerts!" This is just deadly!
Something horrible is gonna happen!
Well, we're here at a war game tonight with a whole raft of amazing individuals that said they'll join the space.
Everybody is, the man and the globalists are, they're saying this is going to be so severe, so what we need to do is get a bunch of shitheads on Twitter together and really just talk some shit about this.
Have a communication plan with family and friends.
Have cash on hand in case of limited internet access.
Buy necessary groceries and gas.
Expect heavy traffic.
Why?
I mean, we've been through many solar eclipses and it's never been a big deal.
I mean, schools usually use this as a learning experience.
We build the little glasses, we go outside, play for a little while, and then we stare at the sun, you know, because they always told you don't look at the eclipse without your glasses on.
But I don't know, could this be part of the reason why the millionaires and billionaires are building their big bunkers?
I don't know, but I just find this really odd that they're canceling schools and putting out eclipse tips for something that we have experienced multiple times in our lifetime.
But I just want to make you all aware of this.
As usual, let me know what you think about in the comments.
Like, if they knew, like, hey, this guy's not Elon Musk, but then just decided, let's make him Elon Musk for the purposes of our show, that's a real cruel thing to do to somebody.
Well, remember over in Australia and in New Zealand, remember the different prime ministers over there and presidents said, don't look at the sunset.
Don't talk to your neighbors.
So they also get scared.
The globalists do when we have any communal event they don't control because we're looking at the sun that God made that is the source of our life.
And the source of the climate.
And we're not looking at a TV.
We're not looking at an NFL game.
So they're also hijacking it not just for a federalization command and control drill over all the different counties and cities, which they admit they're using it for.
It's also because they want to inject themselves like at every Christmas or any other holiday with some big story.
So one Australian politician, a guy named Daniel Andrews, said that gathering to watch the sunset was not, quote, in the spirit or in the letter of the rules for the COVID measures that were in effect in August 2021.
It's stupid shit, as is the entire premise for this special show.
When Alex is trying to do is whip up excitement by pretending that the other side is having a really severe response and are going...
In reality, people aren't freaking out about the eclipse, but there are some local and state governments who understand that there are logistical preparations they need to undertake to safely accommodate the influx of visitors that will be coming.
By strategically misrepresenting these kinds of actions, Alex is able to embellish the scenario out into being some kind of giant plot and then position himself as some kind of weird voice of reason.
In that clip, Alex says that they admit they're using the Eclipse for a, quote, federalization command and control drill over all the different conditions.
counties and cities, which I would say he needs to prove in any way.
Why don't we start right out of the gate with Ryan Garcia.
Ryan, go ahead and unmute yourself and say what you have to say if you're still there.
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No, you know, I'm just here.
I've been following Alex's stuff for a while.
Always been intrigued by what he's saying.
So, you know, I obviously do my own spaces, so I'm not here to, you know, try to really input too much.
I'm here to listen.
But I do understand that April 8th is a monumental day for a lot of people, and I agree with Alex.
It is quite strange that the government is tripping out on this day, and there's a lot of solar eclipse.
But what we do know is that this solar eclipse, if you target it on the map, There's clear signs that this is a sign from God for people to repent of their sins.
We got a lot of people on Spaces, so we'll intersperse this, but I want to bring an amazing researcher on the esoteric from their own documents.
And I've read a lot of globalist books, but I'll be honest.
I got exhausted about 10 years ago.
I probably read, let's not exaggerate, 300 books written, probably 400 by the globalists.
I probably read 300 books against the globalists that were super accurate.
From all the great Patriots from Anthony Sutton to you name it.
And I've read some of their new ones, but I kind of cheat and get the syllabus or get the back, and I kind of flip around and read the quotes to make sure what I read in the news was accurate.
This guy constantly goes off what they said 100 years ago, what they said 50 years ago, what they said today.
And I would suggest that based on my sort of engagement with a lot of the other stuff that Alex has talked about, I don't think he read those things to begin with.
I found some strong deficiencies in his context understanding of various things like Bertrand Russell and eco-science by John P. Holdren and what have you.
So I do think that maybe this 10 years is not a glitch.
We have Adrian Dittman on, who is not Elon Musk, but sounds just like him.
And I want to meet Adrian Dittman someday.
So, Adrian Dittman, we know you're very busy.
We appreciate you joining us.
Tell us about where we find you on X and give us your take on the solar eclipse and why government's freaking out about it when it seems like a routine thing to me.
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Hey, guys.
What's up?
Yeah.
It's a little bit of a funny thing.
Everybody's always freaked out about...
If anything odd happens, it's always something that elicits an emotional response.
I don't really think there's anything to be freaked out about, about the lunar eclipse.
It's mostly just traffic and logistics concerns being misrepresented in order to create sensation because it drives interest and makes five people ask Alex about shit at the shoe store.
And then, Adrian, are you going to be in Texas to be able to watch the eclipse on the 8th of April?
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I don't think so.
I'll be very busy on those days.
I have a lot of things in real life to take care of.
I was planning to, but I don't think I will be able to attend.
Again, I don't think it'll be anywhere near the point of totality, but again, I'll be here kind of like watching it as an observer, but I don't think I'll be there in Texas, unfortunately.
The implication of the Texas is, you know, Elon lives in Texas, so either he's going to be in Texas where he normally is, or he's going to be flying somewhere special because he's a billionaire.
There are some very clear indications that Alex, despite saying this is not Elon Musk, very much kind of still thinks he's treating him so differently than other people.
Well, I mean, outside of behaving the way he does and speaking the way he does, he does everything possible to make it not appear that he's Elon Musk by saying, I'm not Elon Musk.
What makes you say that going repeatedly on Infowars to pretend to be angry that people think you're Elon Musk, not at all absorbing the adoration like a fucking parapsychopath fucking monster?
We have plan A that's get rid of the humans and we're all garbage and we're going to transhuman all this or have a pro-human future that's a mix of everything through free will, but we've got to go interplanetary.
We've got to go interstellar.
We've got to have goals.
So instead of building...
Big worthless pyramids that gave us a work project, so it did something.
We need giant space programs.
We need giant undersea programs.
We need absolutely to energize humanity, to believe in ourselves, to be pro-human, to build a world that's pro-human.
Team Humanity, that I talked about with Elon months ago on air.
Can you speak, Adrian Dittman, to your view of Team Humanity?
And if you were talking to Elon Musk and advising him, and I totally support his space exploration, all the great things he's doing, about trying to sell the public.
On realizing this is their destiny to believe in something bigger because we've got to have a plan B that becomes plan A. We've got to get energized with public works and corporate works projects and get excited about goals.
And if we don't have goals to go to Mars...
And if we don't have goals to build moon bases, and if we don't have goals to build Antarctic bases and undersea bases, and if we don't celebrate them as the real rock stars, nothing against basketball players or football players or Leonardo DiCaprio, but that's old.
That doesn't do anything.
That's entertainment.
We need to celebrate the explorers again.
And we need to get back into the trailblazing again.
And that's why I love Elon Musk, because he's doing that.
Say what you want.
He is a maverick.
So can you speak to the maverick spirit and why we need to rediscover it?
Yeah, I mean, to go back on the advising of things, I don't think I can really advise anyone on anything in that regard, but I can definitely offer commentary.
I mean, look at me.
I'm just a space man with a big-ass account, and who happens to sound like Elon?
In a sense, like, all that we've ever talked about with defakes, all of that stuff, everybody was concerned, I think, early on about how it would take what real people say and then give them falsities, right?
People didn't ever think, like...
Oh, we'll just decide someone's that person now, and there's no way that anybody can ever deny it.