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June 24, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
01:17:07
#695: June 22, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate Alex's return to the studio after an over two week breaky.  In this installment, Alex takes a ton of calls, the Infowars crew are reimagined as the castaways on Gilligan's Island, and an Italian weirdo warns of sentient cities and robot armies.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
09:45
d
dan friesen
37:06
j
jordan holmes
20:50
Appearances
l
leo zagami
02:38
Clips
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Hey, hey, hey.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge Fight.
KnowledgeFight.com.
BLEH!
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan!
jordan holmes
Quick question!
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is not today, but it will be today when you're listening to this, and it's tonight.
Tonight, the Fire Emblem Three Hopes, the Dynasty Warriors-style game releases, I believe at midnight, so I may stay up and play a little bit.
Yeah, very excited about that.
I like a Dynasty Warriors-style game.
I've mentioned this, and I like these characters.
I'm going to enjoy the shit out of this.
jordan holmes
I appreciate that in anticipation of this, you addicted both of us to a different game.
That I like about this.
You were like, oh, I'm excited for this game.
And then both of us, because of you, are addicted to this other game.
dan friesen
That's not entirely true.
Because there is the other Fire Emblem Dynasty Warriors style game.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And I could have gone for that.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Or I could have played another Fire Emblem game to try and get some familiarity with the characters in the Dynasty Warriors game that's already out.
I just gave the Three Houses a try because people said it was really good, and it turns out they were right.
jordan holmes
Then they were right.
dan friesen
And it is a side benefit that the Three Hopes was coming out so shortly thereafter.
But yeah, I'm sorry that I've also afflicted that upon your life.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
It's fantastic.
It was very helpful, and I'm not going to go outside for a long time.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, why would you?
It's hot.
jordan holmes
Hey, COVID's coming back, too.
unidentified
Who cares?
dan friesen
And it's hot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
90 degrees out there.
Get the fuck out.
dan friesen
So, yeah, that's my bright spot.
I'm excited to play.
I think this marks actually the first time that I have pre-downloaded a game.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah, like before it came out.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So it's there.
jordan holmes
So it's there, ready?
dan friesen
In a minute.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
It's released.
Yeah, I don't know.
We'll see how that feels on the other side of it.
jordan holmes
I think I did that with Forbidden West.
I had that one...
I had that one locked and loaded.
dan friesen
I think you've mentioned doing that with a couple games.
jordan holmes
Well, FF7 remake for sure.
That I ordered like six months in advance and I was refreshing to download every time.
dan friesen
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, Dan, is last night my partner and I saw Doctor Strange.
We saw the new Doctor Strange.
Very bad movie, but also an incredibly good movie.
It turns out Sam Raimi was allowed to make one Fourth of Doctor Strange The Evil Dead.
He was totally allowed to do it.
dan friesen
Bruce Campbell showed up.
jordan holmes
Bruce Campbell fought himself!
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Real time!
He just slammed his head into the...
dan friesen
He did the whole thing.
So there's a multiverse situation, as I understand.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
Quarter of it, evil dead.
I mean, there's the zombie possession, like the whole thing.
It's all in there, you know?
Quarter of it, well, like, you know, half of it is a Marvel movie, and you're like, fine, you're going to shoot the lasers or whatever.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
The world is going to be threatened with blowing up or something.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, everybody's going to die.
Fine, we get it.
And then the other corner was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
So, it was a pretty good movie.
dan friesen
It's Zephod Beeblebrock showing up.
jordan holmes
It wasn't quite, but yeah, it was close.
dan friesen
They had Mos Def hanging around.
jordan holmes
They had the moment where they go through the different realities and they all go, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, and then they're yarn, and then they're blah, and then they're, you know, they do.
dan friesen
You didn't even have any recognition to me referencing Mos Def.
jordan holmes
What do you mean?
He was Ford Prefect in the movie.
Of course, my friend.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
He never got the hang of Thursday.
dan friesen
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the quarter of that movie.
jordan holmes
It was very good.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and all I can say is, finally, Alex has come back to the studio.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm not as good at that as The Rock, but Alex has finally returned from his...
Protracted vacation.
jordan holmes
Sojourn.
dan friesen
Yeah, he came back on June 22nd.
So from the 6th to the 22nd, he was gone.
jordan holmes
That's a good vacation.
dan friesen
With very little to hear from him, even in terms of call-ins or anything.
Very sparse appearances.
And I mean, a lot of stuff has been going down over that time.
So I was really excited to jump in, get down to it, see what he had to say about some of these important issues.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
We have...
The ongoing January 6th commission sessions.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We have...
The worsening situation with the Uvalde police response.
jordan holmes
Oh, I mean, absurd.
dan friesen
There's a lot that we need to hear what he's got to say about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but it seems kind of obvious to me now that he spent the last two and a half weeks licking toads, man.
dan friesen
He might have.
jordan holmes
It's the only thing that makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, that could be.
He could have been on a spirit quest.
jordan holmes
He could have been on a toad quest.
dan friesen
I'm just going to say this ahead of time, because there's no reason to...
He doesn't talk about anything meaningful at all.
I was so disappointed.
I really hoped...
jordan holmes
The more Lucy pulls the football, man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This, honestly, I was reflecting on it when I was trying to fall asleep last night.
Yes.
jordan holmes
In the dark twilight.
dan friesen
I really think this is one of my least favorite weeks that we've had on the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this has been a rough one.
dan friesen
There's the constant push and pull of like, alright, he's gonna be back.
jordan holmes
He's here, we'll get there next time.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it just doesn't happen and then he finally shows back up.
There's important things on the docket and then it's just deflating.
Yep.
I never like to put out an under an hour episode.
Absolutely not.
jordan holmes
No, you are haunted by it.
dan friesen
I think there's going to be January 6th style commission meetings about that.
jordan holmes
We're going to have to get witnesses involved.
Owen's going to zoom in.
We're going to be like, where the fuck was he?
Why weren't you on top of this shit?
dan friesen
It's going to be revealed that Paul Joseph Watson emailed me about not doing episodes under an hour.
So, we'll get down to business on this June 22nd to see what did happen.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Roger Stone's secret sultry Agnew tattoo.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Christina with a K. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Whoa.
Frog in the throat there.
jordan holmes
Got caught in the throat.
dan friesen
Little toad.
jordan holmes
Little toad in the throat.
I licked a little toad earlier.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Next, the Closet King and the Big Picture Boys are behind the Davos group.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
alex jones
Thank you!
dan friesen
And Hell's Pastry Chef, specializing in dreamy-creamy stackies of snackies to eat while you're taking calls.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you!
And we got a couple of technocrats here, Jordan.
So first, I'll pay Dan $100 to do an audio version of Cujo.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat and no.
And Harold T. Dingleberry, Borger Shorts Rex with his butt and stuff and such, but also his sides, a.k.a.
our dog Odie.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
I hit the wrong one by accident.
jordan holmes
You surprised me on that one.
dan friesen
Wow, hey, curveballs sometimes.
jordan holmes
I was two seconds into it going, wait, what is happening here?
What?
What?
dan friesen
So we get back to Alex in occupied Texas.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Sitting at the desk.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
dan friesen
And then we realize that maybe something else has been going on.
jordan holmes
Is this a rerun?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this live Wednesday, June 22nd, worldwide broadcast.
I'm your host, Alex Jones.
Very pleased and honored to be back in this chair.
I want to say great job to the crew, Owen Schroyer, and of course others.
While I have been out of town, I've been back for days dealing with just the finances.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
this operation on air, because all small companies, and we're not a business to be a business, but we're a business to fund ourselves using capitalism to exercise the First Amendment and freedom, are under absolute attack, not just this operation, but the entire country Yeah, so he's been back for days, apparently.
jordan holmes
Owen said that his flight was delayed.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
So Owen lied to us.
dan friesen
He had to have.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They can't get their stories straight.
jordan holmes
This is amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah, we need to do...
jordan holmes
Does anyone in Texas tell the truth ever?
dan friesen
No, it turns out.
jordan holmes
That makes sense, actually.
dan friesen
That's why I'm glad that my parents are moving out of Austin.
That makes sense.
jordan holmes
You'll finally know what they've been thinking all these years.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know what I believe, but Alex's story seems more likely, and then Owen sounds more likely as a cover for him.
Being back and just being like, ah, shit, I gotta find a way to make this boat stay afloat or whatever.
jordan holmes
That was definitely a thing where Owen's like, well, I'm sure Alex, after having told me...
To say this will not throw me under the bus tomorrow.
unidentified
Immediately.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Won't do that immediately.
unidentified
Nope.
jordan holmes
First thing he does is throw him under the bus.
dan friesen
And then the other thing, too, that I really enjoy is he's like, I'd like to thank Owen Schroer and the rest who did the great job.
Harrison Smith is getting the Gilligan's Island treatment.
He's the best place to put him.
jordan holmes
He's the best place to put him.
dan friesen
Harrison, buddy, buddy.
jordan holmes
You're never.
You might as well.
Oh, quit, Harrison.
You're never making it to the majors, buddy.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're never going to be the millionaire or his wife.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
The movie star.
jordan holmes
Uh-uh.
Nope.
You're not even going to be Owen.
That's how sad it is for you.
dan friesen
You're not going to be the skipper?
jordan holmes
Nope.
Nope.
dan friesen
I'd like to recast Gilligan's Island as Infowars.
Alex is the skipper, for sure.
jordan holmes
Alex is, well, I mean, obviously.
Alright, so we got, then I think that would make, Corsi would have to be the millionaire, right?
Because Corsi's paid too much money.
Pajenic.
Pajenic's too crazy.
Pajenic's the professor.
dan friesen
But Pajenic has his wife.
Who has to turn on the recording whenever they do video vlogs.
jordan holmes
Pagetic is divorced from the reality.
That's true.
dan friesen
Yeah, because it's a duo.
Right.
I think...
No, Professor's Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
Okay, that makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, coming up with schemes and plots.
jordan holmes
See, but I would prefer Roger Stone as the rich guy.
dan friesen
He's not rich, though.
jordan holmes
Not anymore!
Not anymore!
dan friesen
He's really trying to get legal defense funds.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
That's true.
I want Gilligan to be Paul Joseph Watson, but that's because I want to see that silly side of him.
jordan holmes
You're casting him to see if there is something there.
This is the first time you're casting Robin Williams in a dramatic role.
This is your moment.
dan friesen
I watched a fair amount of British slapstick when I was younger.
And unfortunately, this is a bad time to bring him up, but Mr. Bean...
You know, so I feel like there's just a Mr. B inside in Paul that's begging to come out.
jordan holmes
Maybe if he was allowed to indulge in that, then he wouldn't be such a piece of shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's possible.
jordan holmes
That is possible.
dan friesen
And then I guess there aren't really many women who don't get fired at InfoWars, so casting Ginger and Marianne is going to be tough.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, Ginger is clearly Leanne McAdoo, and Marianne is clearly Rainbow Snatch.
dan friesen
She's not there anymore.
jordan holmes
Neither of them are there anymore.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like if Gilligan's Island kicked those two off the island.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, Savannah Hernandez is around, but she pretends to not be an employee at some point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good idea.
dan friesen
So she's gonna only be a recurring cast.
She can't be one of the main...
jordan holmes
No, no.
And she definitely...
It's not like when the Globetrotter shows up.
She's like a recurring, like, oh my god, how did that person fall on the island again?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Alright, well, we've gotten to the bottom of this.
jordan holmes
I think we've done quite enough on it.
How many more minutes do you think we got?
dan friesen
I have a few more thoughts.
But before we get to them, Alex wants to set out a syllabus of what he's gonna do for the day.
And that is, he wants to...
And this is because he hasn't prepared shit.
He doesn't know anything that's going on.
He's ill-prepared to do the show.
And so he wants to take calls.
alex jones
And I intend at the bottom of the hour to give the number out and take calls today, but I'm going to be very specific and we're going to screen your calls today and ask that you call in on the specific subject that I'm about to lay out, which is how do we defeat the globalist?
That's a huge, giant subject.
jordan holmes
You're still on that subject.
alex jones
How do we defeat the New World Order?
jordan holmes
So many years.
alex jones
What is the worst thing they're doing?
What is the number one thing they're doing that we need to stop?
Devaluing the currencies?
Defunding the police?
Dissolving the borders?
Coming after our guns?
Launching war with Russia?
Preparing to release new bioweapons?
But, you know, they're not really preparing to release new bioweapons.
They are releasing new bioweapons or targeting a new group of people with their bio nanotech weapon, and that is babies.
dan friesen
So I like this idea that Alex thinks he's being targeted with, like, what kind of calls he wants to take, but the two topics are, hey, what do you want to complain about our imaginary enemies doing?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And what ideas do you have to stop our imaginary enemies?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Those are so broad.
jordan holmes
The most open-ended topics allowing you to fit anything.
dan friesen
What's the worst thing the globalists are doing could legit be just...
Bring up a topic.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Whatever you want.
jordan holmes
No.
Say, like, oh, Drag Crane Storytime Hour.
Oh, well, then how do we defeat the globalists?
We stop those.
And then they talk about that for the next 45 minutes.
It does not matter.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It could be anything.
dan friesen
It's the silliest prompt.
Yeah.
It's just a blank piece of paper, basically.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Pretending to be a prompt.
jordan holmes
It does not.
It wouldn't be allowed on an AP exam, that's for sure.
dan friesen
But that's indicative of what Alex is up to.
He doesn't have shit.
jordan holmes
Do My Job For Me is a very interesting way to open your show.
dan friesen
Come up with anything for us to complain about, and I'll riff with you for a little bit, and we'll be good.
jordan holmes
The reason Sports Talk Radio is better than this is because sports happens every day.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know what I'm doing today, so you guys do it.
dan friesen
And there's things that we are not going to talk about, like January 6th.
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
Never happened.
Not even hearing of it.
dan friesen
So let's...
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
You come up with something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, they're going to give vaccines to babies.
And this is actually kind of scary because Alex has in the past kind of said that that's a point at which murder is justified.
jordan holmes
At which we should go ahead and start that hot war.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
When they come for the babies.
dan friesen
Right.
And he also is just making stuff up.
alex jones
The corrupt FDA had three different rounds of resignations, firings, off their board the last year and a half because the board would not even authorize...
authorizing these experimental injections for anybody.
So they had one board resign, or large portions of it.
Then they got new people on and said, age 16 and a bunch of them said no.
Now we're going to add boosters and shots every few months.
No.
unidentified
And now they had more board members resign.
alex jones
And they've got a board now that unanimously voted to lie to the public and say that this works So we've talked about this story before, but just as a refresher course, in September 2021, two FDA officials resigned from the organization over frustrations with how the Biden administration was handling the rollout of booster shots.
dan friesen
This was Dr. Marion Gruber and her deputy, Dr. Philip Krauss.
being a dangerous conspiracy or anything.
It was more of an organizational dispute with Gruber not agreeing with the White House or the FDA's head vaccine officials handling of the situation.
Right.
unidentified
They didn't feel the input was being directed correctly.
jordan holmes
And that's where Right.
dan friesen
right yeah that's the only reality that's behind the entire story that alex is weaving two officials resigned in september 2021 and alex has turned it into a protracted case of removing dissenters from the board over the course of multiple rounds of firings masked as
Yeah, but that doesn't have the headlines of like, oh, they're trying to save people.
Alex doesn't even know that happened!
jordan holmes
No, why would they?
dan friesen
So there's two things I want to point out about that clip that we listened to.
The first is how Alex takes this kernel of truth, in this case the fact that two FDA officials resigned nine months ago, and then exploits the fact that his audience vaguely remembers that happening to build a gigantic narrative on top of it.
Just about everything he's saying here is made up from his storytelling imagination.
The second thing I want to bring up is why he's doing this.
The news item he needs to cover is that the FDA and CDC voted unanimously to approve the COVID vaccines for children, and Alex needs a way to explain that.
It's kind of impossible for the argument to be that they're well-meaning but misled doctors at this point, and the best way to explain the uniformity of their approval is to create a story where all the discrepancies are going to be.
Right.
committed bioweapon enthusiasts.
Right.
unidentified
This kind of thing can be important for audience control because if you're Alex, you don't want the listeners starting to think about how it's It's possible for the things InfoWars to be saying to be true, and simultaneously, all the official bodies in the world completely disagree with the story that InfoWars is telling.
dan friesen
Much of the time, when you hear a conspiracy theorist or propagandist say something that you know to be untrue, it's wise to ask yourself what's motivating them to make that up.
Sometimes it might just be for no reason, but other times you can clearly see the structure of the game they're trying to play, and that reveals some of their priorities and concerns.
And I think, you know, that comes out there.
jordan holmes
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
That one makes it pretty obvious.
Hey, you know, this thing that...
Listen, I know we're on year three of me trying to pretend that this is not a problem.
But I'm going to be honest with you.
They're all trying to kill us again!
It's all over again!
It's June and July again!
unidentified
I don't know!
jordan holmes
We're all going to die!
What the fuck?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
It's cyclical.
jordan holmes
How many years are we going to do this?
dan friesen
Probably a few more.
jordan holmes
You're probably right.
dan friesen
So we got Alex.
He's got chemicals on the brain.
And so he starts talking about bisphenol A, one of his favorite chemicals to complain about.
jordan holmes
I don't want that.
alex jones
They put plastics in products like microwavable trays that have plastic lining that are basically bisphenol A and give you a massive dose.
Of sterilant for men.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And hyperfeminization for women that doesn't make women look like Marilyn Monroe.
It makes them look like bloated ogresses.
jordan holmes
So is that the most feminine you can get?
alex jones
You ever walked around the shopping mall and at least you're old enough to remember and you're like, man, since when are the girls taller than the boys?
And it goes into the hormones and the endocrine disruptors.
The studies.
So when I tell you all this, there are tens of thousands of studies from every major prestigious university and medical facility.
Every one of them.
And they've done it by design.
dan friesen
So in the U.S., men and women's heights have grown at approximately the same rate, 5% or so, in the years between 1914 and the present.
In other countries, rates have been actually quite variable, going in both directions, with women increasing more in some countries than men in others.
This has nothing to do with bisphenol A, but this does reveal an interesting dynamic.
Alex probably notices taller young women because he believes that women are supposed to be small.
He may walk around the mall and see a tall girl that sticks out to him because his expectations have been subverted.
jordan holmes
She's scary!
dan friesen
Instead of asking if his expectations are wrong, he stubbornly insists that his biases and gut feelings are reality and that women are supposed to be small, so the fact that this person he saw was tall must...
means something is up.
unidentified
God said women can't be over 5'6".
dan friesen
So there are some studies that raise concerns about taking in too much bisphenol A, but they aren't quite what Alex is This is one of his classic hyperbole situations.
The FDA has done constant monitoring of the studies and new research that comes out about BPA, and they found very regularly that low amounts of it could theoretically get into food packaging.
That contains BPA.
That's...
A safe amount.
The reason BPA is in these materials is because it serves as a protective barrier for food.
Why do you need this?
Well, for instance, if food comes in...
Metal cans?
The risk of the food being contaminated by the metal itself is a much greater risk.
jordan holmes
Oh, that makes sense, because in the past, people used to have metal stuff, and then they got contaminated all the time, and now we don't do that.
dan friesen
Well, many of the foods that come in metal cans are liquid or acidic, and that can lead to the metal corroding.
And you end up with food that has a greatly diminished shelf life, among other risks.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And so this is generally why some packaging has bisphenol A. That's true, but a lot of people have forgotten.
jordan holmes
That, you know, you get a lot of flavor from...
dan friesen
Tin?
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
The data isn't clear that bisphenol A is as much of a danger as Alex makes it out to be, but if you're concerned about it, there are fairly easy ways to avoid it with just a little bit of strategic shopping if that is something that you prioritize.
And I don't know.
I don't think it's the worst thing ever to be like, hey...
I'm going to live a greener existence or whatever and I'm going to try and avoid...
Because some people don't even want to have preservatives and stuff.
I can understand that as long as you're not going too far with it like Alex is where it's a conspiracy to make women big or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's a part of me with all of those where they're like, this chemical is in your stuff.
Personally, my view on that is there's really nothing I can do about it.
If it's bad enough, people will let me know.
Like, I can't know everything about enough chemicals, and I can't know everything about enough not chemicals to think that it's better than chemicals.
I don't know enough of anything about anything.
So if you're killing me, just let me know!
dan friesen
Please have the courtesy.
jordan holmes
Look, and I smoked for years.
That won't even stop me!
They let me know they were killing me!
dan friesen
It's true.
Alex might actually be Gilligan.
Pachanek might be the skipper.
jordan holmes
My friend, you may have stopped doing stand-up, but your timing is not stopped.
dan friesen
I can see Pachanek hitting Alex with his hat, is the thing.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
That's the image that came into my head.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can definitely see that.
dan friesen
Shit, this is tough.
jordan holmes
That is tough.
dan friesen
So Alex has this complaint about bisphenol A, and there's millions of prestigious studies and hospitals and everything.
jordan holmes
Every university.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so he gets into that, and what do you know?
It's nonsense.
alex jones
When I tell you all this, there are tens of thousands of studies from every major prestigious university and medical facility you can imagine knowing all of this, and they've done it by design.
unidentified
Why would they need that many studies?
alex jones
What they're doing.
Here's a Fox News headline.
Forever chemicals in water and packaging can risk health, EPA says, and it goes into what it does.
Washington Post.
EPA warns toxic forever chemicals more dangerous than once thought.
dan friesen
Forever chemicals are a name that are given to PFASs, or per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances.
Bisphenol A is not one of these PFASs.
There is new information that's been coming out fairly recently that indicates that PFASs are not good at any level, whereas we'd kind of assume the lower levels of it would be...
You know, not that bad.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And maybe it's not catastrophic, but the number of, it was like 70 parts per trillion or something was before considered a safe level, and now the EPA put it at zero.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's probably, yeah.
dan friesen
That's the change that's being...
jordan holmes
If you're going from.00000000007 to.0000000000 infinite repeating, chances...
It's real bad.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's something that's not great.
But also, the U.S. has been working to phase these out for years.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's smart.
dan friesen
And Alex's hated EPA is a big part of leading that campaign.
Alex is muddying the waters here because he doesn't know the difference between BPA and PFAS.
He also knows that the audience doesn't know the difference, so articles about one family of chemicals can be presented as prestigious studies about a separate chemical, and it doesn't matter.
The goal of spreading fear is still achieved, and no one be the wiser.
jordan holmes
I would say that instantaneously, the moment you say there have been studies at every major university, that begs the question, Why?
What is it about this study?
dan friesen
Well, they gotta be sure.
jordan holmes
Well, sure, but I mean, so like 50 major universities are done with it, but fucking the University of Wichita is still like, God damn it, I don't believe these motherfuckers for a second.
We're gonna get Dave, the one guy that we have who does this shit, to run his own double-blind study.
dan friesen
Well, can I ask you a question?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
What's bigger than 50?
51. What's bigger than 51?
52. That's the thing.
You can always have more prestigious studies.
jordan holmes
But that doesn't make a difference.
dan friesen
It does.
jordan holmes
No, it doesn't.
dan friesen
You're right, it doesn't.
jordan holmes
It actually makes it even more suspicious than anything else in the history of the world.
dan friesen
I mean, we've been doing this a long time, and I know that you know that Alex is just making this up.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
And when called to present studies, he has a Fox News article.
jordan holmes
I know, but I do like the idea of some university seeing, like, fucking Oxford, Harvard, Stanford, you name it, University of California, and some dude at University of Eastern Illinois is just like, I can't handle these liars.
dan friesen
I could see someone just being like, Well, let's try and recreate those results.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
For a fun time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And then you get 50 people doing that all of a sudden.
jordan holmes
They tell two friends?
dan friesen
What do you got?
Yeah.
Each one to each one.
So this is a longer clip.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
But it's Alex talking about how he needs to stay on air.
And it's a little bit of a ride.
It's a boring ride.
Sure.
But here we go.
alex jones
Okay.
I'm sitting here looking at hundreds of clips and incredible announcements and war news and economy news and so many things I want to get to.
I'm also going to start taking your phone call at the start of the next segment.
But I'm going to go ahead and do this right now.
There is a lot of news out there attacking Infowars.
A lot of controlled corporate press.
I'm more demonized than any other media figure in modern...
History.
dan friesen
There's a small part of me that thought, because of the way he's building this up, and he's like, alright, I'm just gonna do this now.
He's like, is he gonna talk about us?
There's so much media demonizing info where he's like, that's us.
jordan holmes
Come on, man.
We're basically the main ones.
dan friesen
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It's not what happens.
jordan holmes
Ah, damn it.
alex jones
Trump is more demonized than me, but I'm a close second.
And it's important to know why that is.
They fear populism.
They fear people waking up.
They fear leadership.
They fear the truth.
jordan holmes
Nazis are bad, too.
alex jones
If they can shut us down and silence us or curtail us, then they can create a false Alex Jones, a straw man, and they can demonize the populist movement by demonizing that straw man.
They can use InfoWars and the fake straw man they've created as a mobilizer.
For their people.
A great example of this is whether you liked Benjamin Netanyahu or were neutral on him or didn't like him.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Unified dislike of him got him out of office.
Now that Benjamin Netanyahu is gone, that coalition has fallen apart and that government broke up and fell yesterday and today.
And he'll probably be back in.
And it's the same thing.
They don't like Trump because he's a unifier of the populist movement, but it could also be used to energize opposition.
Well, Infowars is good at unifying populists against tyranny, but if you can silence Infowars and then misrepresent what Infowars is, you can use it as a weapon against the people.
That's why I can't just say, hey, hang up my spurs.
I've already warned everybody.
We've already done all this.
My work is done.
Because they will then misrepresent who we are and use the false Alex Jones they create as this media creature to destroy the liberty movement.
And that's why it's so critical we stay in the fight.
So I'm going to go to break, come back, play some of these key clips, and go to your calls.
Let me just say this now.
I try to bring you products that I use.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
It was all a plug.
jordan holmes
It was all going there.
I knew it was going there.
I felt it happening.
I felt the moment it was going to happen.
And then when it did happen, I was still like, I can't believe you would do that.
I can't believe you would do that.
dan friesen
It's all just a rationalization for why you need to buy his shit.
I've heard him a million times say that he's achieved his mission.
He's ready to die.
Totally.
It's too late for the globalists.
The awakening has happened and he has done his part.
I should quit tomorrow.
jordan holmes
I'm ready to do it.
dan friesen
But no, no, no, no.
He has to stay on air because if he doesn't, then a fake version of him will be created in order to demonize the patriot movement.
jordan holmes
What it is, it's about protecting the rep.
That's what it is.
I'm going to go down with my reputation intact.
dan friesen
You guys need to know.
Here's what you need to know.
jordan holmes
What do you need to know?
dan friesen
I've done my work.
And now, from now on, this is all just fundraising.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he did kind of just say that, didn't he?
dan friesen
And me getting mad about people talking shit about me.
jordan holmes
It is him being like, he just said, listen, the only reason we're on air is just so they can't fuck this up when we're gone.
dan friesen
Right, yeah.
So they don't use me to attack Trump or DeSantis or whatever.
I'm just here as a placeholder, so give me money so I'm able to stay doing that and protect my own image.
But protect your own image to who?
The people who are already listening to you?
jordan holmes
Here's what it is.
It's a lot like whenever Netanyahu was running apartheid, you know?
And people were like, we don't want him in here anymore.
That's a lot like Trump, because people don't like apartheid, right?
dan friesen
But also, isn't it...
It wasn't like...
Mass disapproval of people.
It was like corruption scandals.
jordan holmes
Nope!
They just wanted more apartheid.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, look.
There's big news.
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
This actually is big news.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex has more to promote than just his standard bullshit.
Okay.
This...
Ooh, Nellie.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Alex Moyer is a very successful filmmaker in her own right.
She works with some other great filmmakers as well.
I've said no to a lot of documentary film crews to basically cover InfoWars because it's just a distraction.
They're almost always hit pieces.
But she did, I think, a fair job and did a really powerful, entertaining film.
It's about two hours long, and it's going to come out in late July.
And some big heavy hitters have seen it and are going to be endorsing it and pushing it and promoting it.
I had nothing to do with this.
But it's very interesting.
Just wait for that in the next month.
You'll see what I'm talking about very, very soon.
This film has a lot of backing.
And it's not just a one-sided Alex Jones love fest.
I think it's very, very fair.
It actually brought some tears to my eyes.
But here's the first trailer that dropped today.
If you want to share the trailer, it's posted on Infowars.com.
And then Scott Adams, the well-known artist, cartoonist, and pundit.
He had some of his own analysis dealing with it.
And so we're going to play the trailer and then Scott Adams comments back to back.
I'm Alex Jones.
The story you're about to see is truth.
This is reality.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
I'm the most banned, most demonized media person in the world.
jordan holmes
Alex Jones is a fake.
unidentified
He's a performance artist.
alex jones
I'm perceived as a clown to nut.
dan friesen
Here's all you need to know about how thorough this documentary about Alex is.
This is the first time I'd heard about it.
jordan holmes
Yep, this is the first time I'd heard about it as well.
dan friesen
I don't think I'm entitled to be in every Alex-related piece of media, but I do think that if you're a documentary filmmaker who's trying to make a balanced documentary about Alex's career, it's nuts to not contact me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I've been doing a show about him for over five years.
I've watched more of his stupid show than just about anybody on Earth, and I've been cited in multiple published books and news articles about Alex.
Without sounding too conceited, the fact that I'm not in this documentary...
This trailer definitely makes it seem like a whitewash.
Alex Moyer is a filmmaker whose most notable work is 2020's TFW No GF.
That feeling when no girlfriend.
It's a documentary about young white incels.
Some have criticized that film of covering the subject matter irresponsibly and I would say that all indications are that this is going to be even more so.
This is wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not ego.
And in fact, it's maybe more the most indictment of your character that there could be that if you're making a documentary and you don't involve Dan, then you're insane.
You're just insane.
It's just crazy.
We've gotten plenty of emails.
It's fine.
We'll say no, probably.
Or maybe.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Yeah, I might have said no to this, honestly.
I might not have wanted to be involved.
But at the same time, I think it is indicative of a lack of interest in the topic, a lack of interest in seeing both sides.
Because, quite frankly, I think that a number of the criticisms and the information that we provide and discuss...
Is not what the normal criticisms of Alex are.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
The normal criticisms that he gets are very easily deflected by him, and that will probably be the extent of the both sides that are going to be in the documentary.
Won't be about his very clear history and career of lying constantly.
jordan holmes
Wow, there's that.
dan friesen
Making stuff up on air just from reading headlines and deciding he knows what the story is.
jordan holmes
That's a great time.
dan friesen
Clear, clear patterns of very, very racist coverage of stories.
jordan holmes
I mean, absurdly racist coverage of stories.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is the kind of stuff that's not going to be covered.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, they're not going to just say...
dan friesen
The flip-floppery about various stories, depending on what suits his interest?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, I mean, here's the thing.
Okay.
Here's the story of an illegal immigrant who found a gun after it had gone off and killed somebody.
dan friesen
No, you got that wrong.
It went off after he picked it up.
jordan holmes
That's not the point.
It wasn't his gun.
And here's how Alex covered it.
That would be a very simple and short documentary, and that's the end of what you really need to know.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
If you show coverage of a racist act of violence against a non-white person, and the way Alex will justify it, and be like, well, you know, like Ahmaud Arbery was going through houses and stuff.
jordan holmes
Racist violence is wrong.
Now there's a reason for this racist to be racist.
dan friesen
Right, and then you have the coverage of the Kate Steinle.
death and how he made up a story about how this undocumented immigrant saw this white woman that was so beautiful and he was so mad that he couldn't be with her.
So he murdered her.
Like, it's fucking insane.
Yep.
unidentified
Like, that's the kind of stuff that needs to be the counter...
dan friesen
Veiling force in a documentary about Alex.
It doesn't need to be like, oh, he's a fake character!
Or like, oh, he works for Massad!
jordan holmes
He's not telling the truth about who he really is.
No, no, no.
He's telling too much of the truth about who he really is.
dan friesen
Right.
I think it's almost irrelevant who he really is.
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
dan friesen
I think that whether he is or is not anything in his heart, it's the...
jordan holmes
What he's done.
dan friesen
Yeah, the product that he has put out is a certain way, and he bears responsibility for that.
jordan holmes
And that's the reason that you can't even put that one example in there.
Because if you're trying to both sides, that scale, that example puts the scale so far down, like, oh, and now he's...
See, they call him a clown!
No, he's a racist monster.
The end.
dan friesen
Or things like the making up Operation Lockstep as being a real thing.
jordan holmes
Here's the document that we're talking about.
dan friesen
Your constant coverage of shit based on things you see in memes.
It's just bullshit.
Clips from his depositions.
I don't know.
I will reserve judgment because I obviously haven't seen this documentary.
jordan holmes
Well, if it brought Alex to tears, I think your judgment is pretty well in hand.
dan friesen
If Alex is promoting it, it's not going to be something that is worth a damn.
But we will be covering it in great detail.
jordan holmes
I know, in exhaustive detail.
Moyer's going to really wish they had contacted you.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So Alex does get some calls, and this guy has got some weird thoughts.
unidentified
Blessed are you, Alex, when men revile you and persecute you and speak all manners of evil against you falsely for his namesake.
For yours is a kingdom.
And because of this element that you have become in the United States of America, people are like DeSantis.
You just said DeSantis, but I'm guaranteeing you he's listening to your broadcast.
I'm guaranteeing it because he understands where you come from.
You come from the place where no one wants to admit they've been.
And you've not been ashamed.
You've not ever, as far as I've been listening to you, you've been telling on yourself.
You're not hiding the fact that you're a flawed human being.
You're really defeating them because you take from them the only weapon that they have to use against you, and that's your flaws.
dan friesen
That's not nearly the only weapon.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Wow.
If you think that's the only weapon we've got, my friend.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
And Alex is deeply ashamed of the things that he's quote-unquote telling on himself about.
That shame and unprocessed feelings that he has surrounding that guides a ton of his emotional outbursts that he has on air.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Like, this is ridiculous.
This guy's premise of...
What Alex does is just off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you remember all those times where he's been like, You know what?
unidentified
Fuck it!
jordan holmes
I don't even want to do this!
I can't do this show anymore!
I'm just gonna quit!
I don't belong here anymore!
That's the shame from being himself, coming out because he's a failure in every meaningful sense, and he understands that, but he does like money.
dan friesen
Or the fill-your-hand Adam Schiff rant from a number of years back, and then the, oh yeah, sorry, my dog died.
That's why I was so furious and drunk for three hours on air talking about crystal skulls covered in jizz.
jordan holmes
That's what I had to do.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex gets another caller.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
And this person, like, I don't think that necessarily anything they have to say is interesting, but their existence is interesting.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
John in Tennessee, you're on the air.
Welcome.
unidentified
Hello, can you hear me, Alex?
alex jones
Yes, sir.
Go ahead.
unidentified
First time caller.
Just been listening to you for about a year.
And, man, you've been very impactful on my life and I know so many others.
And I just want to say we're glad to have you back in the studio and we really missed you last week.
Hopefully you got some good rest.
dan friesen
How is it possible that you could start listening within the last year and think that he's on to something?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
I have a certain amount of empathy for people who have been listening for like 15-20 years or something.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Because I think you could like...
jordan holmes
There was a time.
dan friesen
Yeah, you could trick yourself into thinking like...
Oh, this is the same show I used to listen to.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
He at least pretended to be covering more serious issues in the past.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
But if you started a year ago, what the fuck is your problem?
jordan holmes
What are you listening to?
dan friesen
Yeah.
How does this hook you?
jordan holmes
What do you hear?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
What is it that you listen to that clicks inside your brain that makes you go, this three-hour...
Self-love fest.
dan friesen
Not often love.
jordan holmes
Self-harm fest.
BDSM fest.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's something that I find amazing.
I don't know how that's possible.
I think it's scary.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know how bad my life would have to be to listen to 2021 Alex Jones and be like...
This guy gets it.
jordan holmes
I mean, but it's so awful.
dan friesen
Where would you have to be emotionally?
jordan holmes
It's awful in not just content-wise, but it's just not entertaining.
It's fucking...
It's so boring.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And it's dumb.
dan friesen
It's true.
It's true.
Alex never tries to recast Gilligan's Island.
jordan holmes
No, that's true.
dan friesen
That never happens on his show.
jordan holmes
He doesn't have as much whimsy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That's kind of what...
That's the only weapon that people can use against us, Dan.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
Our whimsy.
dan friesen
So I think this is the same caller.
I'm not entirely sure.
But he has a story about wearing Alex Jones' Was Right shirt.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And how it made him a rock star.
jordan holmes
100% true story.
unidentified
We've got to speak out.
And one easy way that I did that, I bought the Alex Jones' Was Right t-shirt.
I went to the Trump rally in Memphis this past weekend.
And let me tell you, I felt like a rock star walking around with that t-shirt on.
I was getting high fives, fist bumps.
You know, I've got to get me one of those shirts.
We went to our...
My wife and I, we had great seats.
alex jones
Right to stage left.
unidentified
Real quickly, Don Jr. comes out.
He sees the shirt.
It's like I was highlighted.
He's just locked in on me.
I mean, half of his talk, he was talking right to me.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Man.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Listen.
Okay.
So, like, when we saw the Yeah, Yeah, Yes.
Uh-huh.
I don't know, what was this, like 15 years ago?
There was a moment where I really believed Karen O looked at me.
And it was like, that's really cool.
Now it didn't happen.
Or whatever.
Who cares?
It doesn't matter.
But if that moment of my life where I was idolizing one of the most amazing rock stars of our era were instead transposed to Donald Trump Jr.
I would be very, very sad.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
That's horrendously awful.
dan friesen
When I was living in Columbia, the Wu-Tang came to town.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And me and my brother were front and center.
And I got a high five from Ghostface.
And it was like Don Jr. was talking to me.
I lost track of how I was going to make that connect.
unidentified
I wasn't sure where the landing was going to come, but I was ready for it.
dan friesen
Couldn't make it work.
Damn it.
jordan holmes
I was there with the cones, man.
I was trying to.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're doing semaphore.
So yeah, look, this shirt.
jordan holmes
I don't want to hear about this fucking shirt.
dan friesen
It will make you a rock star at a very specific place like a Trump rap.
jordan holmes
This shirt makes me so hot Don Jr. can't take his eyes off me, my friend.
Oh my god.
dan friesen
And Alex, I think he's come up with a branding kind of opportunity here.
alex jones
You want to see what it's like to be Alex Jones?
Wear one of these shirts.
Now listen, you might get hit in the head with a ball peen hammer or stab too.
You'll shake 200 hands before somebody takes a swing at you.
But I want to tell you, you wear one of these shirts, watch your ass.
Because you're going to be Alex Jones at that point.
Wear the shirt, you'll experience the adventure for yourself.
dan friesen
I think he's trying to brand this shirt as an adventure.
unidentified
That is selling the shirt more than anybody has ever sold the shirt.
dan friesen
I'll tell you this.
If wearing a shirt brings along an even 2% chance you're going to get stabbed or hit with a ball peen hammer, I'm not wearing that shirt.
jordan holmes
I do like him.
dan friesen
Hey, look, a lot of people will like you, but you could get stabbed.
jordan holmes
This is an avenue of pitch that he couldn't take without the caller.
He couldn't be like, hey, listen, buy this shirt to feel like me for a day, because that would sound stupid.
But now that this caller says it, now he gets to lay into it.
Oh, my God.
You'll feel just like me, so persecuted.
It's so cool.
Everybody's going to high-five you, and Don Jr. is going to slap your balls.
dan friesen
It's a rollercoaster, man.
When you put on this shirt, you're transformed.
It's like the mask.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
What an asshole.
dan friesen
Yeah, but legit, this is just the brand now.
alex jones
You know, if you just joined us, the last caller brought up how he wore an Alex Jones' Bryant shirt and the adventure of the evening and how insane it was.
jordan holmes
Oh, there's a lot of meat on this one.
alex jones
I tell you, they put one of these shirts on as an adventure.
I'm just saying that.
It will let you know how awake humanity is in your area.
You can wear one in Portland and you'll get more support than you can.
jordan holmes
Name more cities.
alex jones
You can wear one in red areas and people will be carrying you around on their shoulders.
And it just shows how awake people are and how weak.
The globalists are and how we can win together if we just stand up.
dan friesen
Also, you might get stabbed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
dan friesen
If we just stand up together and people wear my merchandise.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Now, I mean, are the globalists really that weak if it only takes 201 people to kill someone wearing Alex Jones was right shirt?
dan friesen
Hmm.
jordan holmes
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's not necessarily a fatal stabbing.
jordan holmes
Sure, that's fair.
But it'll probably ruin the shirt.
dan friesen
Could ruin the shirt.
jordan holmes
That's, I think, the end goal.
dan friesen
But that's good for Alex, because he's just going to sell another shirt.
jordan holmes
That's right, he's going to sell more shirts.
dan friesen
It almost works better if people have a more negative response to it.
jordan holmes
It's like selling jeans with the knees already pre-distressed.
You've got a knife hole in your shirt.
dan friesen
Every shirt that I sell comes with a pack of stitches.
jordan holmes
Pre-stabbed!
dan friesen
It comes with, like, band-aids.
jordan holmes
Blood transfusion kit.
The whole thing is in there.
dan friesen
So that, I mean, like, legit, that call and the fallout from that call is just a commercial for his shirt.
jordan holmes
Of course, yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, we're doing a lot of marketing on this episode.
jordan holmes
That could not have been more a stroke of luck for him, right?
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex takes another call, and this guy's got some ideas about how to win.
unidentified
I've got three things.
In my mind, it's hard to answer your question because they're all important, but justice.
We need to get rid of the DAs, the FBI that's not doing its job.
I think if these people had a fear of prosecution, they wouldn't keep doing the things like spraying chemicals on us and releasing things.
I think number two might be the media.
We need to do like we did with the big oil and the phone companies years ago.
We need to break up the big media.
We need to bring back the truth in advertising rules.
I think we need to deal with the education.
I think we need to, you know, get God back to schools, common sense, teach the truth, not just propaganda.
Whether one or all of these three are on the top of the list, I don't know.
But in my mind, I think if we don't get the rules and laws we have enforced, then they're going to get worse and keep doing what they're doing.
dan friesen
I like to try and find some middle ground, and so I'll agree that maybe some big media conglomerate should be broken up, like Sinclair.
jordan holmes
Not a hard sell on my...
Hey, break up large media corporations.
Yeah, go for it.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're pretty destructive.
Go for it.
I think maybe that'd be...
You know, all the companies that own tons of newspapers, radio stations and shit.
Yeah, let's diffuse that a little bit.
I do think that this guy, I wouldn't want to team up with him on that project, probably.
Also, truth and advertising rules still exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, there's a reason that you get a letter from somebody.
dan friesen
There's a reason that Alex had to change his...
jordan holmes
I was going to say, Alex is the person who knows specifically truth and advertising rules still exist.
dan friesen
The last thing he wants is more truth and advertising rules.
jordan holmes
That's the worst thing for him.
dan friesen
Yeah, bring God back in the schools, that's a bad idea.
jordan holmes
Imagine him being like, and then I want them to regulate the supplement industry.
No!
Get this man dead!
Kill him!
Kill him!
dan friesen
I think this dude's just mad at the FBI because of January 6th.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because they're investigating conspirators.
Yeah.
And then I think he's just bringing up the DAs because Alex has said that Soros owns all the DAs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He doesn't seem like a real, I'm still looking for justice for Fred Hampton guy on the FBI front.
dan friesen
No, these are all just like, yeah, I'm just repeating shit Alex has said.
That isn't true.
Now, we get another call.
This guy's got a fun gnome de plume.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Digital Dave in Wisconsin.
Digital Dave, go ahead.
unidentified
Thank you, Alex.
God bless you.
And yours, my brother, my beloved wife and family, and I are all praying for you and all of your family members and all InfoWars, talented, anointed staff, and all of the InfoWarriors out there.
I'll get right to my point, but let's say a quick prayer here.
Father God, we are grateful and thankful.
dan friesen
I don't want Digital Dave praying.
I want Analog Dave praying.
Digital Dave is too close to the singularity.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I want 8-track Dave.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm all about.
dan friesen
Yeah, I want it closer to Human Dave.
Yeah, so we're getting a lot...
I mean, people are praying on air.
That's a lot.
Fairly regularly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is like one of those...
Is that a generalized sign of things getting much worse?
More prayer on...
dan friesen
On Infowars?
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yes, it is.
dan friesen
That is a sign of something troubling.
Yeah.
So yeah, Alex, like I said, there's a lot of marketing on this episode, and so he decides to really lean into it and play that trailer again.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
That's Alex's War film coming out in late July.
It's going to be in movie theaters, you name it.
All right, we're taking phone calls right now.
Appreciate all of you patiently holding.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this is really fun timing that Alex has.
Because late July happens to be exactly when the Sandy Hook trial was rescheduled to start.
jordan holmes
Does seem that way.
dan friesen
Alex Moyer is pretty lucky in terms of that timing.
unidentified
Huh.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the documentary has a Twitter account, and I noticed that they seem to retweet a lot of Infowars-type folks.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
Who are really excited for the film.
So I decided to look through the people who they're following.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Here are some of the notable names.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex's wife.
Mike Cernovich, Michael Malice, the hosts of Red Scare, Trump documentary propagandist Amanda Millis, Superman turned right-wing ding-dong Dean Cain, the Hodge twins, Paul Joseph Watson, Scott Adams, Brett Weinstein, Jimmy Dore, Barry Weiss, Jack Posobiec, Russell Brandt, Glenn Greenwald.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Tim Dillon.
jordan holmes
There's just a murderer's row of shitbags on there.
Just a murderer's row.
dan friesen
Pizzagate veterans.
jordan holmes
How long...
How are they still...
Ah, man, they're still around.
dan friesen
I'm not optimistic that this is going to be an actual in-depth documentary look at Alex's career, because if it were, Alex would never have agreed to be in it and promote it.
If it dealt with his professional and personal track record of being an embarrassing liar, I don't...
I don't believe we'd be hearing about it on his show.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
But, hey, look, I haven't seen it.
I'm going to keep my mind open.
jordan holmes
Don't let Lucy put that fucking football down, Dan.
I see Lucy walking up with the football in hand, just rubbing it gently with a nice little cloth, making sure it's all nice and smooth.
dan friesen
Well, and just to reiterate, too, I don't think that I need to be in the film.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
I do think, though, that the points that are important to bring up that I would bring up are things that should be in the film.
A documentary about Alex would be...
I'd be perfectly happy if anybody else brings those up, and I don't know that somebody doesn't.
So I will reserve judgment until that point, but also I can't believe that Alex would be a part of something.
That would just have the critiques that need to be made.
jordan holmes
Well, and let's not beat around that bush there.
It is not just Moyer.
I mean, the number of How Not to Cover Alex Jones episodes we've done kind of suggests that...
There is a responsibility gap all across the board whenever it's covering Alex Jones for the most part.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I think the proof of concept is there in terms of he goes on Rogan and they get a ton of people watching.
He does stuff and he gets attention for the people who have him on.
Flagrant 2, and he's on, does good numbers, and all this shit.
And I think that you could reasonably assume, if you're a documentary maker, like, hey, making a documentary about Alex would be...
jordan holmes
Very easy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it would be something lucrative.
unidentified
Yeah, totally.
dan friesen
People would watch it.
It would get a lot of attention.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
And I think that, you know, if you were able to time it right around when the Sandy Hook trial is going on, that doesn't hurt.
jordan holmes
That's a good idea.
dan friesen
Certainly.
It'll be a topic of conversation that a lot of people are interested in.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But you also have to know that if you watch his appearances on things like Rogan, he's only going to be involved in stuff that doesn't involve heavy pushback.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And when he can sort of be in control, more or less, of the entire situation.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
You're never going to be able to get him in an Errol Morris-style, like, gotcha type of documentary.
jordan holmes
I would like...
Absolute confirmation that Alex had no control over whether or not something would wind up in there.
You know?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they didn't film something of Alex that Alex wouldn't want to be in the documentary and then be like, hey, let's just put this in without telling him.
You know?
That didn't happen.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Certainly not.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
So we got another caller here, and they have an idea about what the most important thing is for the Infowar.
jordan holmes
Oh, I know this!
Tucker Carlson!
unidentified
Spread the word.
Listen to InfoWars.
Spread the word.
Share videos.
Support you guys.
And just try to keep breaking through to your friends and family.
It may take a lot of effort.
May not feel like it's gotten anywhere, but we have to break through.
dan friesen
The most important thing in the fight against the globalist is promoting Alex, giving money to Alex, and alienating people in your life who might be able to help you see that this shit is no good.
jordan holmes
I mean, that is how you do it.
That is how you fucking go from like...
dan friesen
I mean, in a negative way.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
No, I mean, if you want a captive audience, then you literally make them your captives.
And have them believe that the only way to save the world...
Is to promote you.
That's amazing.
That's like the most evil way.
Listen, hey.
I know you want to try some fucking Lucky Charms, man.
But if you don't eat kicks, everyone you know will die.
dan friesen
I better eat those kicks.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you better eat those kicks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's one way to do it.
dan friesen
It's a weird sales pitch when it doesn't work on you.
You know, like, when you see it, it's like, that's very weird.
But it must just work enough that it doesn't matter, and people just...
unidentified
Eh.
dan friesen
Stay in the fold.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
You know, people are social animals, and when they stop feeling social, and then they start to try and find something social to feel, and then you get trapped, and then so on and so forth, and yada, yada, yada.
dan friesen
So, I've been watching the January 6th commission stuff.
I haven't watched the one that was today.
We're recording this on Thursday.
But I'm going to after we record.
But the last one prior was really, really hard.
Because they interviewed the ballot workers or the poll workers who were counting ballots in Georgia.
The woman and her mother who had been singled out by the right-wing media.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And one of the things that was particularly distasteful about it, obviously the stories of how it had affected their lives and how they, you know, basically are afraid of their own names now.
That's just terrifying.
But the thing that really, I think, is the resonant image for me is Rudy Giuliani and his behavior surrounding that.
And the way he put a target on them.
And behaved and testified in some racist ways about their actions.
And that leads us to this next clip.
alex jones
Alright, let's go ahead and talk to Derek in Virginia.
Derek, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hey, how you doing, Alex?
alex jones
I'm alright.
unidentified
I don't believe we would have had Russia.
I don't believe we would have had Ukraine.
I don't believe we would have had so many cabinet members inside who turned on the president.
And that's just something.
That was his biggest mistake, I believe.
And no one wants to say that or admit that.
Personally, my opinion, that was his gravest mistake that he made to this day.
No, I agree.
alex jones
Giuliani would have made a lot better attorney general than the other two he had.
dan friesen
I think he's right.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, it is.
dan friesen
I completely disagree, but yeah, if the idea was consolidating power and all that shit, he did choose somebody who looked like he would be as corrupt as they come, but then he ended up recusing himself.
jordan holmes
Yep.
So close.
He chose the guy who was famous for doing the one thing that he did not do that one time.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, like, this caller is correct.
I mean, Rudy would have gone along with anything.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
He would have helped overthrow all sorts of shit.
jordan holmes
I mean, I do really feel like he was like, you know, what would have really helped is if he had just overthrown the government on Election Day.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Why do you got to go overthrow the government later?
dan friesen
I mean, I think that's what Stuart Rhodes had been saying the entire four years.
jordan holmes
Why not just pack the courts, dissolve the Senate, dissolve the House, and put yourself an AG Rodi Giuliani up there?
Anyways, 2024.
dan friesen
And also, I just need to really remind everyone that in InfoWars canon, Yep.
So, Alex should never be interested in, like, Moody should be the AG.
jordan holmes
Water under the tower bridge.
You know?
dan friesen
Like, none of this has any kind of staying power.
These storylines don't mean anything tomorrow.
jordan holmes
Nope.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
It's pathetic.
jordan holmes
No, but it's what happens whenever you live in, like, movie worlds.
The shifting alliances make things fun, you know?
Like, oh, this guy's my enemy and we're fighting, but we also respect each other, because maybe later on we'll be on the same team, you know?
Like, that whole bullshit.
dan friesen
Palace intrigue.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, and, you know, there's an episodic nature to fiction.
You know, like, maybe one Sherlock Holmes mystery doesn't necessarily affect the other one.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
You know, like, or whatever.
There's no continuity between them.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And I think that some of Alex's bullshit works in that way.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you think about it, Luke essentially did 9-11 to the Death Star, right?
And then later on, you find out he's the good guy, so why not?
dan friesen
I don't know if I've...
I don't know what?
I didn't see Rogue One.
Should I have seen Rogue One?
jordan holmes
No, that was A New Hope.
dan friesen
I've seen that one.
jordan holmes
He flies down there.
Close your eyes.
I don't even think about it.
dan friesen
I remember that.
I thought maybe something was revealed that it was a false flag or something like that later.
In some other Star Wars movie that I haven't seen.
Okay, that's a relief.
jordan holmes
It's all good.
dan friesen
So the callers have to go.
They're getting replaced.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
alex jones
All right.
Leo Zagami is up next.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
unidentified
Oh, no.
alex jones
What?
I'll try to get to your calls.
I appreciate you calling in.
Leo Zagami's taking over.
But let me just say this real quick.
The smartest thing I can say is you need to get storeable food.
dan friesen
Okay, buddy.
All right.
I get it.
More things we need to buy from you.
jordan holmes
Oh, the Pope's sick.
Is he sick?
Something like that.
dan friesen
For a few months, I think he got surgery and was in a wheelchair.
jordan holmes
Ah, okay.
dan friesen
And so, yeah, there is some conversation about him stepping down.
jordan holmes
Time to not be the Pope no more.
dan friesen
Right, but I don't think a lot of that is very official.
But yeah, that's a lot of what Leo Zagami's got.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what I was...
dan friesen
His brand is the Pope is gonna step down.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Kind of stuff.
jordan holmes
I was like, what the hell is he doing?
And then it clicked in my head, yeah.
dan friesen
Now, Leo, as we know, we know a lot about Leo's history.
Alex may or may not, but it's funny to imagine that he does when he says something like this.
alex jones
True Vatican, former Illuminati, whistleblower, insider.
What a time to be alive, Leo.
How you knew all this so many years.
I knew you were 20 years ago.
And I was like, I don't know if that's true or not.
And then it all came true.
That's why I've had you on.
dan friesen
So if Alex believed...
jordan holmes
I did 9-11!
dan friesen
If Alex knew who Leo Zagami was 20 years ago, then he would know about...
Well, maybe not.
That's a little off.
His disco days.
His DJ Leo Young days.
jordan holmes
He's not Giorgio.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
I gotcha.
dan friesen
But at that point, he would have been the leader of the Church of Matrixism.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The goal was to start the new Holy Roman Empire and overthrow Christianity, making Matrixism the only real religion in the world.
He was Jesus.
He was Leo.
He was Leo.
He did 9-11 single-handedly.
jordan holmes
He did?
dan friesen
Although he worked with Osama Bin Laden.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you gotta have friends.
dan friesen
He went to the Vatican and they said, hey, you got the codes.
jordan holmes
That's right.
That's right.
They were like, holy shit, Leo!
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
How do you know so much?
dan friesen
And apparently the Jews also said, like, hey, we...
jordan holmes
Whoa, this guy's too much.
dan friesen
He's too good.
jordan holmes
He's too good.
dan friesen
He's the Messiah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, the Messiah is on Infowars right now, and we're just treating him poorly because he hasn't come into his power yet.
That's the problem, you know?
We're the naysayers early on.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Our retribution will be swift and severe, I'm sure.
dan friesen
Yeah, but 20 years ago, Alex, you didn't know.
You didn't know shit about this guy until he came into your life a couple years ago, you dumb fuck.
jordan holmes
How fucking dare you?
dan friesen
Anyway, the Pope's going to resign.
leo zagami
There is not much left to this papacy that will probably end up in August, maximum in September.
I know that we've been saying this before, that he will resign, but he has been resisting because he, of course, wanted to wait for the death of Ratzinger, but Ratzinger is still there.
So that's about...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
dan friesen
So, I like this.
You know, we've been saying that he's going to resign for a while, and he's just been resisting because he's waiting for Ratzinger to die.
So I think that what's being implied here is that he wants to wait until Ratzinger's dead so Ratzinger doesn't become Pope again.
jordan holmes
I think that's exactly what is being implied here.
dan friesen
Former Popes are the understudy of living Popes.
jordan holmes
I think Leo, and he's not saying this, because I think it would be insane to say out loud, but I do believe Leo thinks that the Pope thinks...
That if he dies before Ratzinger, he's gonna get the papacy back.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or if he steps down.
jordan holmes
Why would the current Pope be like, oh shit.
That guy's right on my heels.
dan friesen
COP.
unidentified
The guy who resigned from the Pope papacy.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's COP.
Continuity of papacy.
jordan holmes
Continuity of papacy.
No, I understand.
dan friesen
Yeah, Ratzinger's in a designated survivor.
jordan holmes
He's like interim pope, is what's going on.
Until they can find a sufficient pope.
dan friesen
Pope emeritus.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Anyway, there's some very serious stuff that we need to be considering.
jordan holmes
Sure, like the Pope.
leo zagami
There is a sense of desperation almost because there is also a prophecy that was said a long time ago.
unidentified
Oh, yeah?
leo zagami
One of these Marian apparitions of the Holy Mary in Garambandal.
And in these apparitions, they said the moment in which the Pope ever steps in Moscow, that will be the beginning of the end for mankind.
And these visions are considered legitimate by saints of the Catholic Church, like Padre Pia or even Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
So we are really facing some incredible times, and we need to be ready.
Like you said before I started my segment, storable food is essential.
I have my own bucket from Infowars right here, and I suggest everybody ask.
We have to do the same.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
That went from him doing his natural Italian accent to him doing a weird Italian pitch accent where he's like, and I've got my storable food right here!
And it's like, whoa, that's not okay, man.
dan friesen
What just happened there?
I don't know if I detected as much of a difference as you.
jordan holmes
That was crazy.
dan friesen
Yeah, so we got a ghostly apparition of the Virgin Mary who made a prophecy that if the Pope sets foot in Moscow, it's the beginning of the end.
jordan holmes
Get him there.
dan friesen
So get ready, but also you gotta buy storable food.
From Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Why?
It's the beginning of the end.
dan friesen
Everything is fucking sales.
Even Leo Zagami coming in and talking about...
jordan holmes
How's Leo Zagami a sale?
dan friesen
Talking about Virgin Mary prophecies turns into a chance to sell fucking dehydrated food.
jordan holmes
Man.
dan friesen
It's awesome.
Awesome.
jordan holmes
I love prophecies like that.
I just want them...
Just like, make a prophecy like that and I'm...
Putting the Pope on my back and carrying him to Moscow tomorrow.
Let's fucking do this.
I don't care one way or the other, right?
That's what I'm saying.
If the world's gonna end, if the Pope gets to Moscow, let's just do it.
Why are we waiting generations for some Pope to accidentally stumble into Moscow?
Let's get it over with, man.
That's what I'm saying.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I think there's an argument for let's not risk it.
I don't know.
Anyway, look.
Yeah, we have some news.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
This stuff is just so dumb.
leo zagami
The Vatican is putting out a coin that, by the way, is a 20 euro coin.
So that's over $20.
And with the rising inflation, we start figuring out...
unidentified
It's crazy.
jordan holmes
It's got Colonel Travis on it?
leo zagami
What a weird coin.
$20 or 20 euros would just be a coin.
Imagine that, Alex.
And on top of all of this, of course, the Archdiocese of Manila and the Office of Exorcism that they are establishing said that demons are also linked with the electrical world, with the technological world.
And after an exorcism, the chief exorcist denounced that demons were actually even sending messages to his mobile phone.
I know that this might sound incredible, but this was There are hot singles in my area!
This is troubling.
dan friesen
Demons can text.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, when the Generation Z gets older, they will not believe that demons live in technology because they never lived through the modem.
You know, they never left to...
unidentified
That's demonic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they never had to deal with that.
dan friesen
Also, you might notice that Alex had no response and a little bit of silence after Leo brought up the Vatican printing a coin.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Because he just sold a series of coins that were a little bit overpriced.
jordan holmes
Can you believe it?
The Vatican charging people too much for a coin.
What kind of monster would do that?
dan friesen
Right.
Maybe Leo didn't read the room.
So we have one last clip here, and it's a little bit of a disagreement between Alex and Leo.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
They have different ideas about what to do about the fact that cities are all going to burn themselves down.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, the trouble is coming.
Right, right, right.
Leo believes that there is no way to save these cities.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
You're never going to take control over them.
jordan holmes
So this is a little bit like if we were arguing about what would happen if the Cubs murder-suicided their entire team.
That kind of thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'll allow it.
Sure.
leo zagami
The cities, unfortunately, are in the hands of the enemy, and most of them are in the hands, of course, of the demoncrats, and I don't think we can recover the cities.
So we need to prepare our reality outside of these cities.
This is something I always stress, and I will continue to stress.
alex jones
And let's be clear, the globalists can't help but abuse and suck off of and destroy anything they have control of.
So if we can just remove ourselves while they collapse things, they'll destroy the cities, we will then inherit them.
People think, oh, they've got the cities.
No, just stand back while they destroy it, and then they'll burn themselves out.
leo zagami
Well, we hope they will do that.
unidentified
What?
leo zagami
I'm sorry, what?
That the cities might become smart cities in the hand of Cyber Satan and his robots.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If the Pope ever comes to Chicago, we're going to be in the hands of Cyber Satan and his robot stand!
dan friesen
This is the rollercoaster that is a Leo Zagami sentence.
jordan holmes
That is what it is.
dan friesen
Because at first, you're like, wait, you do want the cities to burn themselves down so Alex can come in and take control of them?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
That sounds bad.
Why would you want that?
Oh, because the alternative is the cities themselves become sentient.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And are the tools of Cyber Satan and his robot army.
jordan holmes
Totally.
Absolutely.
No.
All of our cities are going to go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah because we weren't hospitable enough.
To Leo Zagami and Alex Jones.
That's what happened.
dan friesen
And by that, you mean that we didn't book Leo Zagami to do a DJ date, and Alex's film didn't play at the music box.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think that is going to wind up being the downfall of all of us.
dan friesen
Probably.
Probably.
jordan holmes
We should have just let these idiots live in their fun little Christmas carol fucking things.
dan friesen
So, this is Alex's return.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I don't know what to tell you.
jordan holmes
It wasn't much.
You know what?
I feel like you left out the word triumphant.
dan friesen
I didn't.
I mean, if I did leave it out, it was intentional, because I don't sense triumph.
I just sense a lot of sales, a lot of trying to sell things, and just taking calls to avoid really exposing that you don't want to cover any of the stuff that's going on.
jordan holmes
It's all bad.
Right.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, because once he starts talking about any of it, if he doesn't have control, shit can go wild, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah, if he doesn't know any of the stories.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I feel that way, but then I also think we're applying and projecting rationality on anybody listening.
That's fair.
He gets away with just making shit up all the time.
Why would he need to have...
Awareness of the stories he's covering.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
He usually doesn't.
jordan holmes
You're right.
You're right.
It doesn't matter.
dan friesen
It's probably just a comfort thing.
jordan holmes
I think it's, yeah, I think more of just like a personal sense of pride at the very least.
Some sort of level of base, like, I am still a news guy.
dan friesen
No, disagree.
jordan holmes
Disagree.
dan friesen
I think it's like a half day.
I think it's easing back into the show.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
The listeners will really just do most of it with the calls.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I'll just be able to play around with that for the most part.
jordan holmes
First day back from vacation.
dan friesen
I'll play my trailer for this documentary over and over again and then have Leo Zagami say a bunch of stupid shit.
Nonsense.
And yeah, so that's that.
jordan holmes
That's one way to do it.
dan friesen
It is.
It may not be what I would advise, but...
jordan holmes
I wouldn't recommend it, but that is definitely a way.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, welcome back, Alex.
I'm glad he's back in studio, because I feel like there's a bit more normalcy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, I feel like we now can confirm he didn't flee.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That open question has been closed.
jordan holmes
We can also confirm that some of that $8 million went to a nice two-week vacation.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yes.
Probably somewhere nice.
Yeah.
And, yeah, we'll see if he gets back into shape, gets himself to a place where he can be interesting, and we'll find out!
Next week.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I hope you all have a wonderful dreamy creamy summer.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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