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May 16, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
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#681: May 8, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan check in with plaintiff's attorney Mark Bankston about how things are progressing in Alex's case, then go over an episode with him that involves some legal claims.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
08:55
d
dan friesen
30:17
j
jordan holmes
14:17
m
mark bankston
57:07
Appearances
r
robert barnes
02:50
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
And enjoy knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge Fight.
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
alex jones
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
dan friesen
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, there's a lot going on in the world.
Yeah.
unidentified
I don't mean to sound insensitive.
dan friesen
by the frivolity of this.
Sure.
It's the dreamy, creamy summer.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And I had planned this in advance.
That I was going to have a special week.
And so this week is Astronaut Ice Cream Week.
I'm going to be exploring the world of Astronaut Ice Cream.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I have done so a little bit so far.
And I have some mixed results.
There is a wide...
jordan holmes
Like space.
There are a lot of mixed results out there.
dan friesen
A lot of nothingness.
And then there's a planet here and a planet there.
There is a huge gap between...
A decent astronaut ice cream.
And some of it is so bad.
So I was asking for, like, am I going to find something that's really terrible?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I have some of these astronaut ice creams.
But we'll get to some of the specifics throughout the week.
But one of the reasons that I wanted to bring this up as my bright spot is people need to know it's astronaut ice cream week.
But second, I need to warn you in advance about a picture I'm going to send you.
For the Instagram account.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
It is very dumb.
jordan holmes
It's dumb?
dan friesen
And, yeah, I don't want to spoil it too much, but I think people will enjoy it quite a bit.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, Dan, there can be only one answer, Dan.
Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers dropped.
dan friesen
Kendrick Lamar.
jordan holmes
And I can tell you right now, it is the culmination of the past hundred years of music.
dan friesen
Whoa.
jordan holmes
It is incredible.
There is no hyperbole that you can make about this album.
It is the teleological endpoint of the moment Scott Joplin hit the keys, man.
This is what it is.
dan friesen
You said the same thing about Psalm 41's first album, though.
jordan holmes
I did say that, and I was proven correct.
dan friesen
Fat Lip does hold up.
I don't know if that was in their first album.
jordan holmes
No, it's amazing.
It's going to be studied and picked apart for 20 years.
dan friesen
I've heard a lot of great things.
I have not heard the album yet myself because I've been kind of busy with my own business.
But yeah, I look forward to turning that on.
jordan holmes
Incredible.
dan friesen
And I have a little downtime.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over, and actually, we have someone along with us who might have a bright spot of their own.
jordan holmes
Holy shit, is he behind me?
dan friesen
He is.
jordan holmes
Oh, God!
dan friesen
So, ladies and gentlemen, joining us for a very...
I don't know if this has ever happened before.
unidentified
It's never happened before.
dan friesen
Someone along for a full episode.
jordan holmes
No, it's gonna be weird.
dan friesen
Joining us, one of the plaintiff's attorneys for Alex's Sandy Hook lawsuits in Texas, Mark Bankston.
Hello.
mark bankston
Hey, how you doing, guys?
unidentified
Good to be back.
dan friesen
Great.
What's your bright spot?
mark bankston
I don't know.
That new Kendrick CD is pretty good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, my description is a little bit better.
mark bankston
I just tagged myself as an over 40-year-old.
Yeah, I'm listening to some CDs, gentlemen.
dan friesen
I have the physical copy of the Kendrick album.
mark bankston
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I saw that on YouTube.
Come on now.
No, like, you know, the world's so dark right now that one of our bright spots is the utter collapse of crypto.
And how tough of a world is it?
We're like, you know.
Financial collapse is something you're, you know, that's your bright spots to see all the crypto bros go down.
dan friesen
I definitely think some good memes have come out of it, for sure.
mark bankston
Yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, as far as the wider world, no, there's not a lot of bright spots.
Things are looking really, really tough right now.
But my little corner of it's looking okay.
I've had...
A nice little vacation, because as some of your listeners know, I've been supposed to be in a trial against Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Yeah, we were supposed to be in Texas and hanging out, and that did not end up happening.
mark bankston
No, instead I went to the Hill Country and took my kid down the Guadalupe River.
Nice!
unidentified
Yeah, I had two weeks set aside, you know, where I had to be in this trial.
jordan holmes
Did he get back yet?
Is he...
dan friesen
You didn't just drop him off at the Guadalupe?
mark bankston
Right, yeah, he's gone.
Just float him on down.
dan friesen
Leave him at the LBJ library, call it good.
mark bankston
It's been a good couple weeks, but we're all just kind of sitting here twiddling our thumbs.
As soon as this bankruptcy stunt happened...
Yeah, give us an update on that.
Right on the eve of the trial, we're supposed to have the first trial that Jones is supposed to face from the Sandy Hook parents.
He engineers a strange little stunt, and it was a bankruptcy stunt that did not involve himself or the company by which he operates his business under.
It involved some little paper entities he registered 10 years ago.
And he used the stunt to stop the trial because basically when you file a bankruptcy, you get an automatic order from a federal court that basically just says, put on the brakes, everybody stop.
And so they led us right up to that thinking we were going to go to trial, just basically lying through their teeth the whole time.
And then a few days beforehand, nope, we're going to bankruptcy court.
dan friesen
It was so right before.
mark bankston
100%.
dan friesen
It has to be.
The way it was so immediate.
Me and Jordan had tickets.
jordan holmes
I lost money on this!
Alex Jones owes me 300 unreturnable dollars!
dan friesen
You're fine.
It was down to the wire.
I find it very difficult to imagine that that wasn't.
mark bankston
100% I'll tell you it wasn't.
We had a hearing on March 10th.
And it was to address a whole bunch of issues coming up into pretrial.
And their new attorney, number 11 at the time, right out in front of the courthouse on break, was taunting me about the fact of, oh yeah, we got something cooking.
We got something up our sleeve.
And so I knew something was coming.
dan friesen
That doesn't seem cool.
mark bankston
I mean, that's literally what I said to him.
I was like, dude, don't talk to me like you're Yoda.
Just tell me what you're telling me, man.
There's no reason to talk to me in riddles.
dan friesen
Fun shenanigans we have.
jordan holmes
It is a bit like a Scooby-Doo plot.
A ghost suddenly appears outside the courthouse and like, we gotta shut this down for two weeks!
mark bankston
Yeah, it really was.
It was a total caper.
And then at the end, you pull the hood off and you go, oh my god, Alex Jones!
You're under the...
dan friesen
It's Alex Jones under an Alex Jones mask.
unidentified
The...
mark bankston
So when that happened, I don't know anything about bankruptcy law.
There's nothing I can do in a bankruptcy proceeding.
That makes my eyes glaze over.
But of course, when you're representing who I represent and you're suing who I'm suing, the most powerful lawyers in the world come out of the woodwork and say, We'll do this just to do it.
We'll be happy to do it.
So I've been sitting on the sidelines.
Some of the people who've been following this have noticed I haven't been in these hearings that have been going on in these bankruptcy things.
And it's because we have counsel who've stepped up to do that.
So basically what...
jordan holmes
I can't believe Dershowitz joined you for this one.
That was crazy that Dershowitz was in there.
mark bankston
We got him.
jordan holmes
We got...
mark bankston
What's that guy's name?
Lynn Woods in there.
jordan holmes
Lin-Manuel Miranda.
unidentified
Larry Klayman's giving us some refund advice.
dan friesen
That Basta guy who...
mark bankston
Yeah, the Basta guy.
Yeah.
He's on a prison Zoom, you know, calling in from prison.
dan friesen
It's just the time.
mark bankston
No, like, when seriously, though, when you have a firm like Aiken Gump who comes to you and is like...
It's taken care of.
Don't worry about it.
And for me, it was I had two weeks of my life scheduled out for this.
It's just all of a sudden, you know, look, these guys caused all sorts of inconvenience for everybody else, for all the witnesses who were going to come, for the court who was setting things up.
You got to understand, they were calling a jury pool of 100 people and giving them a questionnaire.
Like wheels were in motion.
But as far as for me, they basically just handed me a big gift.
They gave me a two-week vacation.
Yeah.
unidentified
So that's been – I think it's probably, like, always been a feeling, too, of, like, well, this is an inconvenience and a hassle, but this isn't going to get rid of the trouble for him, you know?
mark bankston
That's always been the, I mean, look, it was, from the moment the stunt happened, everybody knew it was a stunt, and the question was, would...
Would the proposal they're putting not be enough to make these cases go away?
Any rational person knew from the start it wouldn't.
And just to kind of explain to your viewers, I mean your listeners, what happened here.
Your viewers may have some...
Are they watching us right now?
unidentified
I just want to make sure nobody's looking at me right now.
mark bankston
I'm in my pajamas at the moment.
Your listeners may be familiar with bankruptcy from when the Purdue pharmaceuticals went down with the opioids and the Sackler family.
jordan holmes
I think plenty of them have gone bankrupt too, I would assume.
mark bankston
They could be familiar with it from personal – But let me tell you, Jordan, your own personal bankruptcy as a personal consumer when CarMax is chasing you down for that Ford Fiesta is very, very different than your experience when you're at the Sackler.
Yeah, they get away free.
What we call a subchapter five bankruptcy is by taking entities which were doing nominal amounts of business, basically throwing them under the bus and then creating non-consensual releases for everybody else.
And that means that the plaintiffs are brought into a room and told them, this is the money you have.
Oh, and nobody's going to look really closely because you have third parties who are funding the bankruptcy.
This is what you've got to understand.
When Purdue goes into bankruptcy, then there are third-party sources of funding that could have been sued who are then giving Purdue the money to settle the bankruptcy under the table, but nobody gets to throw a lens on how much money is there.
When Jones and his attorneys kind of saw how that went down, they thought, oh, this is a good idea.
Let's try to do one of those.
And what they didn't realize is they had none of the necessary ingredients to make it happen.
They came in there with just a sham.
You just can't write Infowars on a piece of paper and then hand it over and say, alright, that's the company and now everything's going to be through that.
Like, that doesn't work.
dan friesen
It turns out you can try.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, I think my main problem is that you can do that and get a few weeks off from your trial.
I think that's fucked up.
mark bankston
100% you can do that.
dan friesen
During which you get a couple million in Bitcoin.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly, in Bitcoin.
No, this is all fucked.
mark bankston
Yeah, everything about this is not just.
There's no question about that.
But if they had a business that had been doing even a nominable amount of commerce, they could have probably pulled this off.
But instead, they just had some paper entities and they brought them down there.
And the first thing that happens is the judge looks at them all and goes, none of these people are doing any business.
None of them have any assets.
What are we even doing here?
We're all heading towards a dismissal here and we're all about to spend a bunch of money, make a bunch of witnesses, put a bunch of people on the stand and do all this to unravel the Gordian.
not of the silliness that they put on this court.
And you're right.
They gained some time out of it.
But instead, we just decided, let's just non-suit – Dismiss our claims against the entities that don't have any assets.
dan friesen
You wouldn't be able to get anything out of them anyway because of that.
unidentified
Right.
mark bankston
And here's the deal.
If this was a legit bankruptcy, those entities would normally be swinging from the chandeliers thinking, oh, great, we're off the hook.
But that was never the point of this bankruptcy to begin with.
And so from Jones's perspective, even though the attorneys for the entities and the trustee for the entities of these assetless entities are happy, they're like, all right, we're closing down this bankruptcy.
Jones on his show is screaming about how he's been denied the right to his bankruptcy, right?
Because now all of a sudden you're in a very strange position where he took these paper entities, like one of which is named Infowars LLC, pushed it to the side and separated it from itself.
And then the moment that it had a separate and different legal interest than him, then all of a sudden he feels betrayed.
He feels like the goal that he was going after, he can't get.
And so that's what he's screaming on TV about, on his show about right now.
dan friesen
And some of that is what we're going to talk about throughout this episode.
There will be some complaining about that.
mark bankston
Very fun.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems to be over.
On Friday, the news came out that the bankruptcy issue was sort of moot and things would be moving forward with the case.
So that's one of the, you know, the reason why I reached out to you and I wanted to get a bit of an update on it since I certainly don't speak the language of the court.
And you said, hey, how about we talk about Alex's show from May 8th?
Because there's some stuff that you wanted to go over on.
And I said...
Hey, why not?
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
mark bankston
Part of the reason I wanted to do that is because people won't stop emailing me asking me what the hell is going on.
So maybe I can just link them to your show and we can do it that way.
jordan holmes
So you invited yourself on our show out of spite to our listeners.
dan friesen
Well, not our listeners necessarily.
mark bankston
Not, yeah, not necessarily.
Believe me, your listeners are really, okay.
Your listeners actually give the most lovely correspondence.
They're the sweetest people on the whole planet.
I'm actually talking about mainstream media.
Oh, yeah.
They are annoying as hell.
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
They don't listen to the show, buddy.
mark bankston
I got to answer the same question.
Well, they're going to have to because I'm just sending it.
Listen to this.
I'm not talking to you.
Just give.
Here's the explanation.
dan friesen
This will be your statement.
jordan holmes
Yes.
mark bankston
I don't like bankruptcy to begin with.
Like, there's nothing about it that's fun or anything.
I don't like.
The less I can talk about it, the better.
So let's just make a record of what happened here so we can get everybody up to speed.
dan friesen
Nice.
Well, yeah, it all seems very technical and bizarre and a pain in the ass.
mark bankston
Stupid is what you mean?
Bankruptcy is stupid.
I mean, you could title the episode that.
Bankruptcy is stupid.
That's the only thing we learned here today.
You're going to find out from this story, there's no lesson here other than bankruptcy is stupid.
dan friesen
If we titled things other than just the name of the date, then I would consider it.
We have a strict policy of non-descriptive titles.
jordan holmes
You cannot find the episode you are looking for, and that is by design.
Listen to the whole show!
dan friesen
We don't want to draw people in with aesthetic wrinkles.
Get as far away from our show as you can.
So, I've gone over this.
We've got some clips to discuss.
Some of it has to do with the bankruptcy.
Some of it's just stupid.
But we start here on a note of the bankruptcy.
But it's also a moment of self-reflection for Alex.
alex jones
You know, I'm a good talk show host.
I'm a good TV host.
I mean, it's an interesting, informative show, and we try to empower humanity.
But I've got a big point that I...
Really, I'm not good at it, and that is hyping something up and building it up.
And so, I'm just going to leave it at this, dealing with the disinformation board and George Soros.
We got information two weeks ago that I mentioned on air, and then days later was even in the Associated Press, but like it was a good thing.
And then we got more information Friday, and now we've gotten part of the documents, and we're getting more.
You talk about racketeering.
You talk about illegal.
What they're trying to do with Infowars and what has come out in the state courts and the bankruptcy court is unbelievable.
dan friesen
It's unbelievable stuff.
unidentified
He's on to us.
dan friesen
So he's got some documents is what I hear from him.
jordan holmes
Sure, I heard that, but what I'm focused on is did he say he's bad at hyping things up?
unidentified
Well...
dan friesen
See, I have a mixed feeling about that.
jordan holmes
I mean, I was thinking the same thing because that is true and also not true simultaneously.
dan friesen
He does it a lot.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And he's good at getting himself to do it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But he's tactless at it.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That is true.
jordan holmes
It's poor execution.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Diminishing returns, too.
jordan holmes
Yes, very much so.
dan friesen
So we did hear about this on a recent show.
Alex did say, he did hint that Soros is behind his bankruptcy or there's some...
There's some shady dealings.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Okay.
I get it.
mark bankston
You know, it's hard.
God, this is just great stuff.
We're already off to a wonderful start.
jordan holmes
I can hear you not answering the question, sir.
mark bankston
Yeah, like, all you hear from me right now is about to obfuscation, right?
No, this is wonderful.
dan friesen
I think I hear whirring in the background.
Are you shredding documents?
mark bankston
Yeah, right.
Okay, so here's two thoughts.
One is whenever I hear anybody now on Infowars talk about we have documents, quote-unquote, all I can think about is going in and...
And taking the deposition of their corporate representative, Daria Karpova, and she brought a little folder of documents with her.
And those documents were the most hysterical, absurd things I can – like I came with my case today and it's like here's a Wikipedia printout of the Reichstag fire to throw that false flag.
Here is a page from Wolfgang Halbig's conspiracy website.
It's like – I don't know what the hell they have in terms of documents, but I know two things.
One, it's going to be really dumb, and two, they're going to have done a really bad job of reading whatever it is, because this is how it goes every time.
dan friesen
I think that I've actually worked out what the document they're talking about is.
mark bankston
Alright, go ahead with me, because this is all hitting me.
Yeah, okay, go ahead.
dan friesen
So I think that the document Alex is talking about is just the letter that the U.S. trustee sent to the court.
I think that's it.
mark bankston
God, that's wonderful.
jordan holmes
It's that the government was like, hey, come on, man.
Come on!
mark bankston
This is all coming down to...
He doesn't understand how civics...
It's a high school civics thing is what we're dealing with right now.
That's why I think George Soros is involved.
He thinks because the U.S. trustee made a recommendation from the court about thumbs up, thumbs down on this bankruptcy.
Like it does in...
Like, it's its job to do to enforce the bankruptcy code.
dan friesen
That's the only thing I can think of in terms of, like, what is a document?
I don't know.
mark bankston
Because, look, I heard him talking about, like, oh, Soros is behind all this.
We know the law firms and all this kind of stuff.
And I'm like, this is what I'm interested to hear, right?
Because up until now, it has been kind of generic and it's been kind of...
It's been thrown more at the court really recently than us because he just gets mad at the courts and that bothers me.
Because I'll tell you, I'm in two minds of this.
When I hear him go off on this stuff about Soros, on one hand I'm laughing to myself and I'm thinking, well actually that's pretty good if people in my jury pool hear that he's going off about Soros.
dan friesen
That's a wonderful thing for a Travis County jury to hear.
mark bankston
But the other mind of it is I keep seeing him say this shit about our judge and saying all sorts of like...
Like, really antagonistic, hostile shit about our judge.
And, you know, she didn't ask to be – like, she's got to go and walk into the courthouse every day when we're having this trial.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
And so, yeah, like, I don't – I mean, she also has the power to stop him.
mark bankston
She's not doing anything.
jordan holmes
I mean, she could do shit, right?
I mean, I assume that the law allows you to do shit.
mark bankston
Look, man, look, I am a lawyer who is currently – Suing somebody and trying to get them held legally responsible for the things they said?
Like, there's speech.
But I'm telling you right now, if you were talking about that that judge should do something to shackle his ability to talk to his audience about the circumstances of his trial and whether he thinks he's getting a fair trial, the moment you say, oh, well, now he's crossed into crazy town because he's talking about George Soros, now you're doing something that I even believe is really offensive to the First Amendment.
I don't think the responsibility falls on this judge at all to enforce it.
I think it falls on the counsel who is representing Alex Jones right now.
And what I don't think a lot of people understand is they've seen a lot of parade of some...
But right now, Alex Jones has been picked up by a new guy who's a former U.S. attorney, a United States Justice Department attorney, who was an Eric Holder goon, according to Alex Jones, you know, five, six years ago.
But now he's running the show for Alex in Texas.
And that guy needs to get his house in order.
That guy needs to get a leash on his damn client.
If he wants to come and make a big reputation of himself representing some proto-fascist madman, the least he could do is try to rein in the conspiracy theories about what's going on with our judge.
For fuck's sake.
I mean, like, get your house in order.
And I know it's not going to happen.
It's never going to happen.
I've been pounding this drum for two years.
It's never going to happen.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's not like there'd be a way that you could really effectively have a gag order about the case without it kind of having a blowback, probably.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
mark bankston
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I think there's some really interesting allegations that are made throughout the course of this episode, so I think you'll enjoy...
Some of these high claims that Alex makes.
Here's some more about Soros for you.
Not only is he entangled in this case against Alex, he's all over the place, man.
alex jones
Soros runs over 1,000 DAs and district attorneys, county attorneys now.
George Soros is not even hiding the fact that he runs the Disinformation Bureau.
And that they have a plan to basically sue tens of thousands of conservative and Christian leaders once the precedent's set with rigged juries, with rigged courts, with default operations against info wars, and they admit that and have now admitted to court officials in federal court that George Soros is running this and is set to publicly announce he's trying to take me off the air,
which we already knew But that arrogance.
dan friesen
Oh, the arrogance.
The bravada.
jordan holmes
I mean, it takes a lot of arrogance, I would say, to say to ostensibly millions of people, if you don't stop this trial, George Soros personally will sue you.
robert barnes
What would it look like?
mark bankston
Here's what I just want to say about this, is that people have...
I second-guessed a lot of the choices that I made along the way in this case.
It's been four years.
dan friesen
Coming on knowledge fight.
mark bankston
Well, there's one, right?
But every time I make some aggressive decision about what I'm going to do with the court, because I've been super aggressive in this case, it always pays off.
And people were second-guessing when I decided to send a letter to the United States Bankruptcy Court saying that George Soros is controlling all of this.
But see, nobody's second-guessing me now that I filed documents with the bankruptcy court saying that George Soros is controlling all of this, and if you fuck around, you're going to have to paste throughout the George Soros.
That was a very aggressive card for me to play.
And not something they teach you in law school.
So I just want to pat myself on the back a little bit.
I mean, look, I don't mean to be this facetious about this, but this man is literally, I think at this point, believing that they're, or not believing, but wanting his audience to believe there is a collusion between the United States Department of Justice, my office, people I know, George Soros, everybody to threaten the United States bankruptcy judge.
To make him not have a bankruptcy when it's actually the attorneys for his own company who are like, yay, bankruptcy's over.
Thank gosh, we're getting out of here.
dan friesen
That is actually exactly what he thinks.
He does believe that there is a level of coordination that is almost comical.
Between you and Soros.
Also, just to update on this, there's about 2,300 DAs in the entire country, so according to Alex, Soros runs half of them.
And that's amazing, especially considering that there's a number of states where the DAs aren't elected, so Soros would have to be able to control state commissions and governors, and it's a mess.
jordan holmes
You know, the problem I have with this is that The most unreasonable thing about this is that somebody would be such a good administrator that they would be capable of doing that.
dan friesen
That would be outrageous.
jordan holmes
I mean, I would almost want somebody who is capable of pulling that off to be in power.
dan friesen
What, does Soros use Asana?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's so good!
unidentified
His QuickBooks mastery is amazing!
mark bankston
I'm guessing if I'm just going to be trying to charitably figure out where this is coming from kind of thing.
I would guess that this is some sort of calculation based on the number of DA candidates who received some sort of donation from some group that in some way has money from Soros.
dan friesen
That's very generous.
mark bankston
Something like that.
Because this is how usually bullshit on Infowars works.
Usually some blog, like a Breitbart blogger or something, will try to compile the number of people who've gotten $200 from Progress for America or Americans for Civil Justice or something like that.
It's like, oh, well, that's tied to Soros money.
So then here's the list of DAs.
And somebody at Infowars will see that, and then the story will become, George Soros runs these DAs.
It'll be something like that.
dan friesen
Kit Daniels writes a hot headline.
mark bankston
Right, something exactly like that.
Because, hey, Alex told me to write this headline, George Soros runs these DAs offices.
But in this case, what's weird about these comments that he's making is it seems like he's seen something.
He's seen some document or set of documents or some filing or pleading that has made his brain...
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest with you, he always seems like this.
This is regular-ass shit.
This is not exciting at all.
This is very boring.
There's nothing behind it.
He's riffing his ass off.
dan friesen
Mark, I understand that you're...
jordan holmes
You're looking for connections, man.
dan friesen
You're somewhat personally involved in the story that Alex is telling, so that probably makes things different.
mark bankston
Right, because it just makes it funny, because I just want to know what document it is, because I guarantee you it's going to be hilarious.
What document made him lose his marbles over this?
And I just don't know what it is yet.
dan friesen
This may be the kind of thing that ends up driving you crazy, because I would bet dollars to donuts, there is no document.
I would bet you documents to donuts.
jordan holmes
I can tell you this.
You remind me a lot of Dan in the early days.
There's gotta be a meme here.
There's gotta be something there.
I bet if I search hard enough, I'll find this document.
He used to get so excited.
Joy in his voice was palpable.
And over the years, he's realized that literally every time it's going to be a rug pull, Lucy's going to pull that fucking football away, and down you go.
dan friesen
So I'm going back to the 2003, trying to chase that high.
jordan holmes
Chase that high again, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I think that your theory, Mark, is interesting, that it's like some sort of a misrepresentation of things, but I think it's even simpler.
I think it's just that Jose Garza is the Travis County DA.
And he, when he was running in the last election cycle, did get some donations from Soros Alliance.
So I think it's just that.
jordan holmes
It's just that.
mark bankston
Yeah.
jordan holmes
See?
That's the sound.
That's the tone of voice.
mark bankston
What it seemed to me, too, is that the extremely routine action of a United States trustee for a bankruptcy proceeding filing a recommendation with the court, yay or nay, that that extremely routine action absolutely fried Jones' circuits.
unidentified
Because something about that has set him off.
dan friesen
You're saying it's totally routine.
I actually have some information here that might put this in a different context.
alex jones
It's just unbelievable.
It makes me proud of who I am.
It makes me really, really proud of all of you.
So I'm going to wait until the lawyers are ready to greenlight it.
But I already told you part one of it a couple weeks ago.
And the lawyer said, don't get into much detail, just if you want to mention it, mention it.
And I said, the Justice Department called up the federal court and the trustees in our limited bankruptcy and said, the head of the Justice Department and the president, as policy, says you must kick out his bankruptcy and this is basically an order, it is the policy of the U.S. government, like I was a foreign country.
Because the executive can only do that with foreign countries.
They can't do it with a citizen.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Doesn't sound so routine now, does it?
unidentified
Yeah.
mark bankston
Yeah.
dan friesen
Biden's involved.
jordan holmes
Biden called up Soros.
dan friesen
Called Mary Garland on behalf of Soros.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Naturally.
And was like, hey man, we gotta get this shit done.
Okay?
Because only the executive can do this.
Alright?
It started, it went all the way up the flagpole and then all the way back down again.
dan friesen
It literally goes all the way to the top.
jordan holmes
It does.
Well, I mean, the top of America.
mark bankston
So I don't know, like, let me break it down as simple as possible, what the United States trustee for this region of Texas did.
So that you can understand what he did, so you can understand what we're talking about here.
InfoWars LLC.
And the other entities that are on paper filed a bankruptcy petition for a small business bankruptcy saying, hey, we want to use a bankruptcy for businesses that conduct a little business but not a ton of business is basically this category.
And then after they did it, the United States filed what's called schedules.
Schedules show what the entities hold, what business they do, what their revenue is, what they actually have.
And the schedules they filed said, we ain't got squat.
We don't have anything.
We have no assets.
Zero.
We got nothing.
We don't do business.
And they've always said we don't do business.
And then the United States trustee files a brief and goes, I'm not sure that this bankruptcy is appropriate for Subchapter 5 because they don't appear to do any business.
Because they said they didn't do any business.
So we're not sure this is appropriate.
jordan holmes
I don't appreciate their accommodating tone.
The answer is, fuck you!
dan friesen
Well, what I don't appreciate is Mark leaving out the step where Biden gets involved.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
mark bankston
Right, right, exactly.
Right, right.
But I mean, that's the thing here is that it's revealing to me to...
I hear what y 'all are saying when y 'all think that Jones thinks in his mind there's these labyrinthine conspiracies and he's all of this.
I still...
To this day, believe that Jones just thinks that anytime he can take something and twist it to make it that he's a persecuted victim of some sort of US government conspiracy, he'll do it.
And I think he knows damn well that this was a stunt where they tried to do a double backflip and landed on their face.
I think that he knows that.
He 100% knows that.
dan friesen
I think I agree with that.
mark bankston
And it's so sick to me that he is absolutely priming up that audience.
The more I hear it right now, I'm just...
He knows what's coming.
He knows that there's going to be a public trial.
So what's his one last option left?
Start this crap and it's going to get worse until...
dan friesen
It's funny because the last option seemed to be this bankruptcy Hail Mary, and then it turns out, ha ha, no, now I'm being screwed out of my own bankruptcy.
There's always another hat that he's got to put on.
I mean, if it wasn't so annoying and evil, I think it would be pretty remarkable.
mark bankston
You know, he does say he needs to get a green light from his lawyer, so I definitely want to encourage that to happen.
Go ahead, give the green light, guys, whatever the hell it is.
jordan holmes
Well, I finally got that million dollars to pay that bounty on a judge that I called for last time.
So I got the green light from my lawyers.
dan friesen
Bounty was on Chris Matty.
He's a lawyer, not a judge.
jordan holmes
Apologies.
mark bankston
Though, I mean, like, here's the thing, though, is Jones is on notice.
He knows that the FBI had to get involved because there were people making threats against the judge in Connecticut on his website.
He knew that.
And that's been in orders of the court.
He's known about down here in Texas, there have been people making threats online about the judge.
And we've had conversations with the courts about that.
Like, he absolutely knows the environment that he's creating.
And that's, to me, look, of course Jones is going to do that.
I'm 100%.
I know that's going to happen.
But the more I hear these kind of things, the more I just...
dan friesen
I think that you have to look at this from a different perspective, and that is that Alex is a job creator.
A lot of these FBI agents who are having to provide security for these judges, you know, now they get a paycheck.
jordan holmes
Do you want them out on the street protecting the houseless?
No, of course not.
You want them protecting rich and powerful people.
dan friesen
This wasn't a good attempt on my part to try and make a joke.
I recognize that now.
mark bankston
Yeah, because look, it is the truth.
It isn't because when you're a Texas state judge, Look, you've got the bailiffs in that building.
That's who protects you.
If you've got credible, actionable intelligence against you, you've got the Texas Rangers to go investigate something like that.
And that's it.
There's nobody coming to protect you.
And in this particular courthouse, because they're kind of in an older courthouse, there is no secure way to enter the building.
They all know that.
This has all been discussed.
And the more that Jones creates the impression that the entire, not just, look, if he wants to say that I am like, You know, involved in some sort of Bohemian Grove conspiracy of George Soros.
I don't care.
I don't.
Just keep whatever.
But the fact that he keeps directing it at these courts, because what I think I'm hearing him say in these clips is that a U.S. bankruptcy judge is in on this conspiracy.
And like, fuck you.
That's the last person in the world you can actually get in on a conspiracy.
That is a...
That's just insane.
dan friesen
I mean, if you want to look at the points of this conspiracy, we got Soros, we got Biden, we got Merrick Garland and the entire DOJ.
We got the bankruptcy judge, we have the U.S. trustee, we have Mark, we have the lawyer.
It's pretty much showed up.
jordan holmes
I mean, what's great about it, once again, not us.
We're not mentioned anywhere, just left out of it.
dan friesen
You'd think we would play into this conspiracy somehow.
jordan holmes
You'd think we would be part of the conspiracy.
God damn it, we know you!
dan friesen
Oh, well.
jordan holmes
What are you going to do?
dan friesen
One day we'll get mentioned.
jordan holmes
I hope so.
Someday.
dan friesen
Probably not.
So Alex does mention the trustee letter.
And this next clip is one of the reasons why I kind of think that that's mostly the document that he's talking about.
unidentified
All right, let's hear it.
dan friesen
See what you all think.
alex jones
And so I said that on air.
We have the documents and everything now.
I'm going to do a whole report on it soon and build it up because it's huge national news.
International news.
And then this new thing, I have the name of the law firms, the documents, Soros, the money, everything.
And we're just going to really put together powerful articles and reports and put it out very, very soon.
jordan holmes
So soon.
alex jones
But if you want to see what I was talking about earlier, just type in, Justice Department opposes Alex Jones' bankruptcy.
You ever heard of a Justice Department getting involved in my access to the federal courts?
mark bankston
Yeah, I have.
alex jones
Because I can't find all these show trials and all these lawsuits anymore, so I say, okay, we'll do an emergency reorganization?
mark bankston
That's not what you did.
alex jones
That shows you how scared they are.
unidentified
So scared.
dan friesen
So scared.
I hear fear.
That's what I hear from you, Bob.
Yeah, I like the pretending that his bankruptcy attempt was sincere, though, in there.
mark bankston
Right, yeah, it was just a reorganization of his business, exactly.
jordan holmes
I mean, the problem with his conclusion here, though, is that he should be able to reach the other conclusion of that as well, which is, when you ask the question, have you ever seen the Justice Department intervene in a bankruptcy trial?
The answer is, that's how much of an asshole you are.
dan friesen
Sure, and I don't know that the answer is no, because isn't the U.S. trustees part of the Department of Justice?
jordan holmes
Isn't that their job?
mark bankston
I mean, look, yeah, he kind of has an independent service to that bankruptcy court, which is to act as a neutral third-party observer whose only duty is to the bankruptcy code itself.
Right?
And so he's not like – it's interesting.
He's not like the solicitor general at the Supreme Court, right, who is there to argue the government's position policy-wise as to a certain outcome of a decision.
He is there to try to argue what the government's position is as if he was representing the bankruptcy code itself and to make recommendations as to whether – I mean he's almost like a briefing attorney for the court itself.
Hey, we have a lot of expertise in the bankruptcy code.
We're going to try to give our neutral position.
There's no doubt that the position that the U.S. trustee took in this case was aggressive for the U.S. trustee's normal position.
jordan holmes
Again, that's how much of an asshole he is.
mark bankston
Right, because this bankruptcy was a sham from the start.
But look, the problem is that everybody kind of...
The reality is, this is why I say bankruptcy is stupid, is everybody kind of knew that.
Everybody knew.
That the point of the bankruptcy was stupid.
That's not what it was actually for.
And this isn't frowned upon.
This isn't frowned upon in the bankruptcy world.
What this was, was a stop of all the trials.
And if it hadn't been done on the absolute Evo trial, it might not have even been that dirty.
But to stop all the trials and then basically have a settlement offer that is almost a compelled that everybody has to stop, take a breath, and look at it and see if you're going to accept it.
And the way they do that is trap you in that bankruptcy court for a little while.
For a couple of weeks, maybe even a couple of months depending on how much discovery gets to be done.
But the problem here is that they did that and then their planned funding agreement was absolutely ridiculous.
They basically wanted every one of these plaintiffs on all of the cases to walk away with a couple hundred thousand dollars.
And to do that on the assurance that Jones would in the future continue to contribute funds to a bankruptcy settlement over the year.
Which means basically like you've got to let Jones go out there and be a proto-fascist madman.
And let him make money so he can give it to you in the future, while all at the same time...
Look, here's the problem with all of this.
We know, we know for a fact that there is $25 million that Jones has sitting in a family trust.
We know for a fact that there is PQPR, who it now claims free speech already owes $53 million to and has been collecting all sorts of money.
Been paying it $11,000 a month for all this damn time.
There is...
A person who has all of this money and doesn't want to expose it to a federal bankruptcy court, doesn't want to go into proceedings, and wanted to make that offer.
And when that fell apart, everybody knew from the start it was dumb.
But yeah, they got to disrupt their trial.
And then who the hell knows what comes next?
But none of this, absolutely none of this had to do with some sort of nefarious play in the bankruptcy court or even Jones losing.
This was a, hey, will you take this?
Oh, no, I guess we're done.
That's it.
That's the whole damn thing.
And to have Jones spinning this like it's a...
You know, part of this whole coordinated thing that, I don't know, he's been real apocalyptic recently between this and the Roger Stone thing.
dan friesen
Well, you know, he's apocalyptic on some days, and when he gets a million in Bitcoin, a little less apocalyptic.
jordan holmes
He's usually nice there.
dan friesen
Yeah, his mood brightens a little bit whenever he gets a million dollars randomly from a mysterious anonymous donor.
jordan holmes
It's a nice day.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That was me.
mark bankston
I just want to be up front.
That was me.
I transferred that money to his wallet.
jordan holmes
Playing both sides of the game as usual.
mark bankston
I went to even things out, you know?
jordan holmes
I felt his cab was running a little high.
dan friesen
Again, this...
mark bankston
Look, I smelled it coming.
I knew crypto was about to crash.
I just wanted to offload the shit out of it.
I get a tax write-off, actually, so it's all really good.
dan friesen
Again, this is a bold move they don't teach at law school.
mark bankston
Yeah, another one.
unidentified
Give Jones all your Bitcoin and then have it crash.
mark bankston
Just to be, again, up front, I actually made a call to George Soros and asked him to make Bitcoin crash, and he said yes, so that's why we're in this situation we're in.
dan friesen
In that clip there, when he said the DOJ opposes the bankruptcy, that's what I was talking about earlier.
That is an article about the trustee letter.
mark bankston
Here's the deal.
He says the new stuff.
He talks about this bankruptcy.
There's law firms, Dan.
unidentified
There's law firms.
mark bankston
He's got the names.
There's going to be powerful articles.
We see how that shit works.
Kit Daniels is already tapping away on it.
Which is interesting, because he used to say, if you can't get an article out in 24 hours, there's no point in writing it.
dan friesen
That was his whole deposition.
mark bankston
The audience doesn't care.
I've always – ever since you've had that episode and suddenly it hit me like a lightning bolt while listening to your thing on that of like saying, no, you can't – the shooting by that point, you're talking about following up on a story.
It's like seven days old.
Nobody cares about a seven-day-old shooting.
I'm like, why the hell are you talking about Sandy Hook in 2015 then?
2017?
Like the excuse that they used for that was so hysterical to me.
But the idea that right now there is somebody in Infowars having to tap out a story about what this big thing – I hope it comes out.
I don't know what...
I mean, like, again, I'm up two minds.
On one hand, I'm hoping it comes out because I know it's silly.
I don't because people are so...
jordan holmes
I hate to say this to you.
dan friesen
You're not going to be happy.
I've eaten so many sour grapes over the course of this podcast.
I can't imagine this being satisfying in any way.
But we do wish you the best.
mark bankston
Telling me there won't be a season two of Firefly?
Come on.
I know you're going to do it.
dan friesen
So, we're going to jump off the lawsuit situation for this next clip.
This is a fun clip where Alex comes in from break, and he also wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day.
alex jones
Newtonian physics teaches us that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
jordan holmes
Is that what it teaches us?
alex jones
There is not just evil in the universe.
There is good.
And I am extremely blessed and honored to be with this amazing crew and all the viewers and listeners tonight on Mother's Day in defense of the human family and our attempt to carry out God's will.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would love that music behind, like, he's like talking about Newtonian physics.
I would just love if that was behind me and I'd be like, Sokotoa tells us that the sign of a triangle is equal to the opposite over the hypotenuse.
jordan holmes
Archimedes says if you get in a bath, stuff will happen.
dan friesen
Yeah, just nice science lessons about physics and...
Instead of over a hot beat.
jordan holmes
It'll be great!
mark bankston
I know y 'all probably heard that Alex Jones folk music remix and all of that where he's doing the folk song.
dan friesen
I have complex feelings about that.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Has anybody ever said that to us?
mark bankston
I'm telling you right now.
Listening to Alex Jones over Daft Punk is creepy as shit.
God, that's dystopian.
He's talking about Mother's Day over Daft Punk Tron soundtrack and I'm like, I don't know.
Everything about that's creepy.
dan friesen
I appreciate that you can pick out what that is, because I can never tell what most of his music is.
I just don't have as good of a sort of Rolodex in my head.
jordan holmes
It's not 90s hip-hop from St. Louis.
dan friesen
That makes multiple songs from the Tron 2 soundtrack that he uses as bumper music, so that's fun.
mark bankston
Look, I'm telling you, that soundtrack is astonishing.
I mean, I'm a Daft Punk fan, and I just want to take a detour for a second to say that, like, every Daft Punk album is its own thing, but that's a fucking music score.
God damn, that thing is good.
I have, I'll admit, I'll out myself, on more than one occasion played that entire soundtrack to tap out a brief or some shit.
That is some excellent, focused, mind music.
But then to hear Alex Jones perverting it in that, so...
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Perverting the beauty of the Tron soundtrack.
dan friesen
You will never listen to the Tron soundtrack again and not think about Newtonian physics.
mark bankston
I've watched a lot of Owen Schroer clips over the years, and I've noticed he's really partial to Imagine Dragons, which totally tracks, 100% tracks for Owen Schroer.
But with Jones, it's weird how you can actually chart the departure of different key crew members by how the soundtrack can go with Jones over the years.
It's really funny.
dan friesen
And when he was fully in control, it was Like, a bunch of this old country, like Amarillo by Morning.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, we used to listen to the Highwaymen every day.
During the 2015 investigation, it was non-stop.
dan friesen
And also, Harrison Smith on the American Journal, he plays some wild music.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Ride of the Valkyries.
He's a big Wagner guy.
dan friesen
Less that.
There's more, like, a lot of shockingly modern kind of stuff.
It's very bizarre.
So this next clip, Alex gets into talking about abortion rallies and how he goes and he sees demons at them.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Which we know.
mark bankston
Yes.
dan friesen
He is not changing his tune now that this Supreme Court decision opinion has been leaked.
alex jones
I first, 25 years ago, have a friend named George Woolley who's a big pro-life Catholic activist.
And he said, why don't you just not criticize abortion on air?
Why don't you come out and see it for yourself?
So I went out to Planned Parenthood probably 15 times or so.
Done it more than that since then.
And people would walk up and say, Satan will get the children off camera.
And sometimes on camera.
And I'm going to have black people walk up to me, particularly.
jordan holmes
Even black people?
alex jones
If I worked around there, they'd say, nobody wants these black babies.
You're going to take some?
We're going to get rid of these bad people.
How about Uncle Tom's to the death?
They were it.
And then over the years, we caught ourselves on tape.
When I say hundreds, thousands of times.
Hell, Owen caught it hundreds of times in a three-hour report he put out just yesterday.
dan friesen
Yes, apparently Owen was out at a rally, a pro-choice rally, and he caught hundreds of instances of people being demons and hissing about how no one wants black babies.
jordan holmes
And carrying books by Harriet Beecher Stowe around, apparently.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
I feel like if this stuff was really accurate in any way, which I don't think it is.
I'll just be clear about that.
If it was, Alex would not have the exact same examples for 20 fucking years on his show.
mark bankston
Yeah, that's a little bit, yeah.
dan friesen
There would be new stories that aren't exactly the same as the ones he was telling in, like, 2005 or 2006.
jordan holmes
So weird.
They haven't changed up their tactics, Demons.
That's the problem with them.
unidentified
True, true.
dan friesen
It's very old school.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, they've been around for several thousand years.
mark bankston
I wouldn't be surprised if there's, like, it will happen from time to time that some Either person going into Planned Parenthood or defending Planned Parenthood from counter-protesters from religious fundamentalists will troll them by, like, throwing up a, like, Gene Simmons tongue.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, totally.
mark bankston
Like, that will happen.
But the way that it was described by Jones in this clip is, like, so, I don't know, the pathology of, like...
His interior fantasy mind is an interesting place.
It is a terrifying place, but it is an interesting place.
I've never seen somebody who reveals themselves on their sleeve so much.
It's fascinating.
dan friesen
It's really hard to tell how much of it is sincere and it is his perceptual distortions of the things that he's taking in as stimulus and how much of it is kind of just like...
Storytelling and, like, lying.
Like, he usually does.
jordan holmes
Just a regular old lying.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know how much of it is, like, dramatization of stuff that he's doing intentionally and how much is, like, he actually sees demons hissing at him.
mark bankston
I feel like I've had an epiphany about Jones recently.
So, like, cue up the holy angelic music or whatever.
jordan holmes
Do you mean the Tron soundtrack?
unidentified
Yeah, Tron soundtrack's track two.
mark bankston
Go ahead and put that on.
The grid.
I feel like I've always struggled with this idea of first it was, does Jones believe what he said?
Does he not believe what he said?
Does he ever...
It's the package of this.
Jones figured out there's a basic rough approximation and that if you contain in whatever you're talking about about at least about 25% of the truth, you're free to run as wild as you fucking want.
As long as you've got that core nugget of 25% truthfulness, some sort of thing, an anchor that you can anchor all the bullshit onto, you can fly that kite as fucking far as you want with no accountability.
But the moment you lose that 25% of fucking core truth, you are totes.
That is Sandy Hook.
That is the lesson he learned.
And unfortunately, that's why just learning that lesson will never stop him.
He has to be forcibly stopped because he learned the lesson that if you go that far into bullshit, if you're that easily toppled as a house of cards, you're going to get into trouble.
But if you always have that 25%...
jordan holmes
If you think he learned anything, you're going to be disappointed.
dan friesen
I think that I might agree with Jordan about.
But I also think that conceptually I agree with you.
You have to have some anchor to reality, and then you can just run wild with nonsense.
But what I would disagree with is the 25% number.
That seems...
Very.
jordan holmes
Yeah, maybe that is generous.
mark bankston
That is generous.
It reminds me of the Kit Daniels deposition when Bill asked him to rate his article on a scale of 1 to 10. And he's like, I think a 2. And Bill's like, really?
A 2?
And Kit's like, yeah, no, there were some mistakes in it.
And Bill's like, no, you've got a 2-2.
Like, they have an overestimation of where they're...
And I do think you're right.
unidentified
Maybe that number's like in about 5. Yeah, I think so.
mark bankston
You find a news article that has one thing and then that gives you the tether to which to spin everything off of.
dan friesen
And it might even just be the appearance of 5%.
It might not even be a hard 5%.
But yeah, I don't think he has learned his lesson as much as we would like to think.
I think that maybe some of the lessons are there.
I think it's probably not devoid of lessons.
Right.
mark bankston
Well, these clips we're listening to would lead me to suggest that maybe, no, he has not.
dan friesen
Just maybe don't say defamatory things about non-public persons.
Maybe that's the lesson that he's learned.
jordan holmes
Here's what I will say, Mark.
Here's something that I think you will be very happy about, is I put it at probably an 80% chance that he implies Sandy Hook did not happen at the trial.
unidentified
If he did in the deposition, he's going to do it again.
dan friesen
He applied it was a hoax twice.
jordan holmes
Twice in the deposition.
It's going to be even better on the stand.
mark bankston
See, no, that's the wonderful thing, and I think a lot of people don't get that about depositions, right?
They just think it's like, oh, it's just like testimony at trial, but it's in a deposition.
No.
And we've done a lot of strange things in deposition, and it's because that testimony is never to be...
Played at trial.
When it's the defendant themselves, you're not playing that testimony, but it locks him the fuck in.
So you're right.
He has to either one way bite that or not.
Either he has to come to trial and say, yeah, there's still, yeah, Sandy Hook is bullshit.
jordan holmes
I still have questions.
mark bankston
Or, I've locked you in.
What you're testifying now is not what you just testified to that Sandy Hook, you know, like, you're kind of fucked at that point.
You're locked into it.
And so yeah, 100% he's going to do that.
dan friesen
He has to argue that there are still anomalies.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
jordan holmes
Totally.
He's gonna be like, did you?
Oh, listen.
Okay.
Cooper's nose.
And then it's just gonna fall apart.
There's gonna be balloons that fall from the ceiling.
People are gonna be popping poppers like, he did it!
unidentified
Yeah!
mark bankston
You're still acting under this assumption in this world where Alex Jones is going to show up to his trial and testify.
And those are two assumptions, one after another, that I'm not sure either of them.
dan friesen
He's just waiting for his day to clear his name in open court.
jordan holmes
Once he's there.
mark bankston
Because I keep hearing this of like, oh, they're just afraid for the evidence to really come out.
What evidence are you fucking talking about?
Oh, you're going to suddenly blow the lid off Sandy Hook 10 years later.
Like, fuck you.
Like, what are you literally talking about?
dan friesen
Soros is really afraid.
mark bankston
I honestly think one of the big reasons they pulled this bankruptcy stunt and stopped this trial is because they were all just staring around at each other like the moment is finally here and had no fucking idea what they were going to do in that courtroom.
None.
And so they were like, well, we can do this.
That buys us another little time to figure out what to do.
dan friesen
Well, getting back to our episode, because we have, as you probably know, Mark, already, and I'll spoil this for Jordan, we got Bobby Barnes coming up in a little bit.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
So we'll talk more about the actual case, but we have to skip aside a little bit, because Alex was talking about the abortion protest, and that was kind of some of his way of talking about some...
Some of his religiosity, certainly.
And he says this, and I think that this is actually kind of a rebuttal of his notion that he's kind of tolerant about people who have different religious ideas than him.
alex jones
And so, you don't want to be turned into these creatures.
You don't want to deny the connection of the infinite.
Because when you deny God's spirit and God's open hand, you then accept by choice all that rejected God.
And that's not a spiritual group you want to be associated with.
You do not want to be with that.
You want to say no.
And you want to take God in.
dan friesen
Yeah, so if you don't agree to join up with God as Alex defines it, you have...
Chosen by Will to be a part of demons?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
If you don't join up with Alex's specific brand of lunatic Christianity, then you accept responsibility for every other problem that's ever happened.
dan friesen
It certainly doesn't paint a good light in terms of being able to live in a pluralistic society where people have different religious beliefs.
Seems like you would be defining every other religion as being a rejection of God.
jordan holmes
Sure.
No, I mean, yes, you do walk by, say, a mosque in your city, and you claim that all that goes on in there is demonic worship, but that doesn't mean you can't hang out with them.
dan friesen
I think Alex is a short jump away from not hanging out with him.
jordan holmes
I think he might be a short jump away.
You're probably right on that one.
That's not good.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's troubling.
mark bankston
Look, I don't want to be critical, but I've never heard two guys sitting around talking more revealing themselves as being out of touch with the doors of the infinite, just like Mr. Jones is talking about.
jordan holmes
That's true.
I was successfully sued in the courts of heaven.
It was brutal.
I lost 16 soul dollars.
mark bankston
My hang-up with any cult leader is like, you're acting, you're out here acting like I ain't messing around with the infinite and the doors of perception.
Like, you know what?
Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about, Alex.
Like, the idea of here is like, because this shit actually flows off the tongue from Rogan, right?
Back when Rogan was in his prime and he was really like being an utter freak-a-not.
Because that's what's so strange about Jones's new televangelism turn is that it seems to combine a bunch of like new age doors of perception BS with a lot of like the high place of the kingdom of heaven.
He's basically equating his own religious thing with...
Joe Rogan doing DMT or some stuff.
unidentified
It's really weird to me to hear this shit from Jones.
dan friesen
It's almost like a Christian identity zealot read a bunch of science fiction novels when he was a kid and he thinks they're real.
unidentified
Yeah.
mark bankston
I mean, look, everybody's been telling me that if this man gets chased off the media, he's going to make a hard right turn into L. Ron Hubbard.
unidentified
I'm like, look, he's already had that kind of gig.
mark bankston
He's already been heading that direction for years.
dan friesen
I don't know how different that would be, honestly.
I mean, he already has a boat.
mark bankston
Tell me what that looks like.
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, we get an update on some media.
I don't know if you are somebody who keeps up with former members, cast members of Saturday Night Live.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Which ones?
dan friesen
Mike Myers.
jordan holmes
Mike Myers?
No, I don't really keep up with him.
unidentified
I'm more of a leghorn.
jordan holmes
I'm an Ellen Clayhorn.
dan friesen
I thought you were going to say a foghorn leghorn.
jordan holmes
I'm a foghorn leghorn guy.
mark bankston
I know what he's about to talk about, and I caught that on Netflix.
My wife and I watched that the other night for the first time.
And he did a bunch of characters, and I'm going to tell you.
The show in a whole wasn't great, but goddamn, that couple minutes was something else.
So I'm excited to hear what Alex's reaction is to that.
dan friesen
I'm excited to hear your review after this clip.
alex jones
Mike Myers has got a new movie out, and it's also on Netflix.
I got a bunch of calls about it.
Called the Pentabra and making fun of the Illuminati.
He attacks me quite a bit in the movie, and I thought we would just show how desperate these folks are.
dan friesen
So they're real desperate.
Yeah, absolutely.
He plays a clip of it, and it's Mike Myers playing this Alex Jones-y character.
mark bankston
Wait, wait, before we go into that, when he says...
The folks are so desperate.
Is he talking about Mike Myers and the crew and the producers of that show?
Is he talking about me or is he talking about both of us?
Oh, under George Soros.
It's all of us together.
jordan holmes
You betcha.
mark bankston
If I'm getting credit here for this show, I just want to be honest.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're part of the conspiracy that now involves Mike Myers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
mark bankston
If I had any hand in getting the show made, that's cool.
jordan holmes
If I'm in an evil conspiracy and Mike Myers shows up, I'm like, ah, fuck, it's the wrong Mike Myers.
unidentified
I was looking for the one with the sword and shit.
dan friesen
If Mike Myers shows up and we're doing some sort of nefarious plan, I would say, get in my conspiracy!
jordan holmes
Well, we had a good run on this show, Dan.
dan friesen
I think we did it.
I'm glad that you've watched this, Mark, because I haven't.
And my thought when I heard this clip was like...
I study this kind of stuff, and I didn't even know this existed.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is the big broadside attack that Alex thinks it is, and I think that it's more just that he's really easy to make fun of.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
mark bankston
It's fucking flattering if you think about it.
It's like it's acknowledgement of his cultural icon status.
I mean, it's obviously pejorative, but on some level, like any sane...
If it's Tucker Carlson, he loves it.
He laughs it off on his show, but not Jones.
This is an attack by the Jones service.
dan friesen
Go for it.
J. Jonah Jameson and the Spider-Man.
It is a recognition of how...
That translates to people.
They get this as a thing.
Very clearly.
mark bankston
He fucking hates this stuff, though.
I don't know if you remember during all my depositions, he used to just obsess about Homeland, a show nobody even watches anymore.
And they had this Homeland character who was Jalex Jones.
It was some really broad, bad imitation.
But he was obsessed that this was some deep state thing to demonize.
Nobody fucking cares.
Some dumbass writer in California was like, let's put an Alex Jones character on there.
It's not complicated.
dan friesen
I think he was obsessed with that for a little while.
mark bankston
Yeah, and it's flattering.
Come on.
dan friesen
I think he claims that he's the basis of the X-Files.
robert barnes
He is.
dan friesen
Both X-Files.
jordan holmes
Both X and Files.
robert barnes
Wonderful.
dan friesen
So, as promised earlier.
We have an old buddy showing up.
It's someone, I believe, Mark, you've actually been in a room with.
That, of course, is Bob Barnes.
jordan holmes
Good work, Barnes himself.
mark bankston
I'm going to be in there.
I mean, look, my...
My universe has not stopped crossing with Bob Barnes.
I'll be in the room with him in the future shortly.
dan friesen
Please do not give him our best.
mark bankston
It's interesting because he departed off of this case in a hurry.
He skedaddled really quick once he got in some hot water.
But it's funny because somehow he became back in Jones' graces, despite the fact that Jones' corporate representative testified that they're considering suing Barnes for malpractice, along with Mark Randanzo.
It's like, I don't think Barnes knows this.
So maybe I'm telling tells out of school.
Nobody go and tell Bob Barnes, who can be found at BarnesLLP.com, I'm pretty sure.
But don't go tell him that they're threatening to sue him for malpractice while he's being on the show.
In fact, what's funny is if you look at the InfoWars LLC bankruptcy assets that they claim, one of the few assets that they do claim they have is a potential malpractice claim that, hey, we might get money in the future because we might sue our lawyers for how badly they bungled.
This case.
And it's funny because so Barnes got the hell out and I think he thought he was free with me.
But the interesting part is I got involved in the case where Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller had done a years long defamation smear scheme against some Pakistani IT workers in the house.
Basically trying to frame them for the DNC hack.
dan friesen
This is the Iran.
The Wasserman Schultz?
Yes, the Wasserman Schultz was.
mark bankston
And what's so funny about this is unless you're a following fan of this show or a hardcore into following right-wing conspiracy stuff, you don't know who Imran Narwan is.
You have no idea who that is.
But if you follow right-wing media, if you've got right-wing Twitter accounts, you've got Dan Bajingo, Ben Shapiro, all that, you know exactly who that is.
dan friesen
Alex was big into that a while back, too.
Yeah, it's interesting.
mark bankston
I think he was a little careful on that, partially because at that time, the people who were pushing like Regnery Publishing and Salem and Daily Caller and some of the people who were pushing, reporting by a guy named Luke Rosiak, were trying to be a little more of the highbrow, high-class InfoWars.
And they were a little bit in conflict with each other.
They didn't run in quite the same circles.
dan friesen
The pretentious InfoWar.
mark bankston
Yeah, it was a very pretentious Infowars.
So I got involved in that case.
We sued Daily Caller, we sued Salem and Regnery, and then we also sued the reporter, this guy who wrote this book about them and did all the reporting, this guy's named Luke Rosiak.
Well, Daily Caller actually kind of at that point had soured on Rosiak or something.
They didn't want to represent him for whatever reason.
And so, surprise, surprise, when I get a notice of appearance from old Bobby Barnes representing Luke Rosiak in this case.
unidentified
Beautiful.
mark bankston
And we just defeated...
Defeated the anti-slap motion in that case, so we're about to start taking discovery.
So in a very short timeline, I'm going to be back in a room with Bob again.
jordan holmes
Could you say good work, Barnes, to him and see if his eyes go sad?
mark bankston
Boy, it's Bill and him are really the ones who really got into it in deposition.
And Bill used that as a real good strategy.
Because Barnes was there to look good.
He was there for publicity.
You take that away from him.
His motivations in the case evaporate.
dan friesen
Let me ask you a quick question here about Barnes.
In person, off mic, does he ever stop talking?
mark bankston
Yes.
dan friesen
Yes.
Because on the mic, he will string 30 fucking sentences together without ever taking a pause.
Just doing these aggressive breathing.
mark bankston
Look, I'm not going to be one who talks shit about that because listen to me on your show.
I never shut the fuck up.
I just talk and talk and talk and talk.
What's interesting about Barnes is he was – so we had a moment where he had been saying a bunch of shit about me on air on Infowars because I had just taken Jones' deposition.
Jones had unsuccessfully – he had failed and he neglected to get that sealed.
And so I published it online way back in 2019.
And everybody was glowing about it at the time.
And Barnes was pissed as hell.
So he got on Jones' show and said a bunch of shit about me.
And a lot of it was really like – Arguably could put me in danger.
And so I confronted him about it in the courtroom.
I'm like, look, you come in here, you want to play this big show and have a bunch of fun on Infowars.
Do what you want.
But take my name out your fucking mouth, man.
Like, I ain't...
George Soros, they fund the suit.
Like, me and Kyle funded the suit.
Like, this is funny money to us.
This is not a big thing.
Like, take us out of this.
And he was so demure and he's such a passive kind of shrinking violet in person until you finally push him long enough and he has a little freak out and he runs out of the courtroom yelling.
But it's weird how his personality, he is so conflict-averse.
Person to person.
dan friesen
That's interesting.
mark bankston
He's like the Kool-Aid man on Infowars.
You'd think he's ready to bust through walls and shit.
jordan holmes
Wait, are you telling me that Robert Barnes is a coward who hides behind a TV screen in order to say things that he would never have the courage to say to somebody's face?
That's crazy to me!
dan friesen
Well, look, whether he is or not, we only have him today.
Behind a TV screen.
mark bankston
True.
dan friesen
So we may only hear blustery stuff.
So we may just need to get ourselves in that sort of state of mind, get ourselves ready to deal with Barnes as a blustery blowhard.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
Are we ready?
mark bankston
I put myself, yeah, mindsets ready.
jordan holmes
Does that mean you're going to play You Belong to the City first?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
We will enter the headspace of Infowars Barnes.
Here is Alex.
Giving him an introduction, and we'll see what he wants to discuss as this interview begins.
alex jones
This is an incredible time in history, Robert Barnes, and I haven't talked to you since earlier today in tech saying, could you come on?
And I just said, just please come on, because you can obviously talk about all these issues.
You're just like I am, and our listeners are.
You've got your head in the game.
What do you want to hit on first?
What is most important?
robert barnes
I think it's a great premiere, the film 22,000 Mules.
I think that details what we talked about all the way back in Atlanta, Georgia, in November of 2020.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he doesn't actually immediately want to talk about any of Alex's legal trouble, which you kind of assume is why Alex texted him and was like, I need you to go home.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what do you think?
dan friesen
Yeah.
No, I want to talk about Dinesh.
mark bankston
I'm sorry, what the fuck is...
What is 20,000 Yules?
What the fuck is that?
dan friesen
It's Dinesh D'Souza's new...
Oh, shut up.
robert barnes
Just stop talking.
mark bankston
I don't care.
dan friesen
It's his new dumb documentary about how they used, like...
Geolocation data to prove that 2,000 people were responsible for dropping off a ton of ballots.
mark bankston
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
There's all kinds of really obvious flaws in the way that they're just putting together an argument.
mark bankston
In Dinesh D'Souza's documentary, there are obvious fucking flaws.
jordan holmes
You wouldn't think.
dan friesen
He has such a good track record, according to Alex.
jordan holmes
It would have been a really great documentary if they just...
Put the camera on them trying to stack 2,000 mules on top of each other.
That'd be incredible.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
How would you do that?
Would you get bigger platforms?
Like, I don't know.
The weight would be insane.
mark bankston
I'm just, like, having to watch, like, being fed a Dinesh D'Souza documentary on the recommendation of Alex Jones is the most human caterpillar shit I can possibly imagine.
Like, that is...
dan friesen
Especially considering...
mark bankston
No, let's move on from that.
dan friesen
For most of his career, I'm pretty sure Alex would have been staunchly opposed to Dinesh D'Souza as a neocon.
jordan holmes
Just as a matter of course, yeah.
dan friesen
It's like a mainline conservative hack.
mark bankston
Strange Bedfellows is an understatement for the transformation of that fucking party, man, because there's some weird shit going on.
dan friesen
I feel like as soon as you get a pardon from Trump, you're in.
You got the pass.
mark bankston
Mark doesn't want to talk about the legal things.
He wants to talk about 20,000 mules.
dan friesen
At least for now, yes.
The documentary itself is about sort of manual manipulation of O-counts.
unidentified
Manual mule manipulation.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So it's about people going around and actually physically putting ballots in.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
As opposed to so many of the other...
mark bankston
As opposed to Hugo Chavez changing the Dominion machines, right?
unidentified
This is a different thing.
Yeah.
dan friesen
As opposed to that.
And now, we know from listening to Alex's show, as much as we have since the election, Alex was very big into the electronic voting conspiracies.
mark bankston
Oh, totally.
jordan holmes
It was all electronic.
dan friesen
He was funded for a little while by Mike Lindell, who was...
A giant proponent.
jordan holmes
He even said at one point, like, we have to have paper ballots in order to maintain the integrity of the elections.
dan friesen
Because of all the electric stealing.
Now, here's what Alex has to say now that Dinesh D'Souza's documentary has come out.
alex jones
Marge, let me interrupt you, which I'm famous for.
Let me interrupt you and start over.
Because I didn't know you bring up this new film.
For those that don't know, tell us where it is, who made it, what it covers, and the fact that Fox is saying they're not going to air it now, even though it's totally documented.
And as you said, the electronic scam was the deep state red herring, which you were proven right about, when you were all over the country for Trump proving it was mules voting multiple times, harvesting the fake ballots, filling them in and in.
We're not putting down other people that wanted to go with the electronic thing and all.
All that BS.
jordan holmes
Like you.
alex jones
They're not bad people.
Let's just admit they got conned and move on to how they really did it.
jordan holmes
So, Alex, you're admitting you got conned.
dan friesen
Let's admit that they got conned.
jordan holmes
No, no.
Alex is admitting he got conned, right?
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
No, no.
robert barnes
This is genius.
alex jones
I've seen this develop.
mark bankston
This is the new thing.
If you're wrong, this has started back in Pizzagate.
It's a honeypot.
It's a red herring.
You were wrong, but it's only because the deep state tricked you.
It's only because they set up some shit to get you.
It's not really your fault.
Like, you're still on the right track, and you're gonna miss a few times, right?
You're gonna miss a thousand times, but for every thousand times, there's a Jussie Smollett, and you're right, just because you're a racist, right?
Like, there's...
It's all this shit.
Like, you just got fooled.
unidentified
The idea now that Dominion was a fucking honeypot.
dan friesen
It's a red herring.
mark bankston
Oh my god.
Just a red herring misdirection.
dan friesen
This is the exact same thing that they did with the birth certificate, with Obama's birth certificate.
They're like, the Kenya thing was a misdirection that they put out in order to get us because they knew that we would be racist and take the bait on that.
When the reality is that they were trying to cover up that his dad is Frank Marshall Davis.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Despite the fact that this essentially proves that they are what they say that they're denying they are.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, how could you get us on this?
mark bankston
Look, Jones isn't the only person who wiped the Pizzagate shit off his shoe by saying the same stuff, right?
Like, that I was fooled on 4chan.
Like, it's the same stuff.
Okay.
So now it's paper.
Okay, paper ballots.
So you got to keep the paper ballots out of the hands of the Soros operatives.
I understand.
dan friesen
Well, we do need, actually, paper ballots, though, I guess.
But Barnes has a solution that he offers, and that is that you need these paper ballots, but you also need a specific practice to be used.
robert barnes
That was why we always said you need to do a signature match check, because if you did a signature match check, you'd be able to prove that a lot of these ballots were illegal, and that's why no state to this day has done a signature match check on these ballots.
dan friesen
That's absolutely not true.
Barnes is just lying out of his ass trying to promote his stupid mules.
Different states have different guidelines, but almost all of them have some sort of signature matching as a part of their vote verification, often done by computer software.
According to a 2020 article in the New York Times, 1.4% of all mail-in ballots were rejected in the 2018 election because of signature mismatches.
Barnes is just straight up lying.
Yeah.
The states that they scream about the most about being stolen in the 2020 election, like Michigan and Arizona, they have signature matching requirements in place already.
Barnes is fixing a non-existent problem.
jordan holmes
I really feel like we've got Pchenik coming down the pipeline and it's going to go right back to him and be like...
Listen, Alex, they were watermarked, and now we got a double watermark the next ones.
dan friesen
Well, I will say that Roger's conspiracy about the North Koreans, the North, yeah, the North Vietnamese, North Korean boats coming into Maine is not.
Roger Stone believed that there were North Korean boats that ended up in Maine.
jordan holmes
In Maine, yes.
dan friesen
Kim Jong-il...
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop.
Boats?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
unidentified
Boats.
jordan holmes
Filled with boats.
Got you.
mark bankston
Love our beautiful voters, folks.
I can't say anything bad about the North Korean voters.
They're beautiful people.
They love voting.
I love it.
Okay.
They landed in Maine.
That's awesome.
dan friesen
Yes, and that's where a lot of the fake votes came from, according to Roger Stone.
unidentified
No fucking shit!
I was like, did the boats turn into votes?
mark bankston
No.
jordan holmes
Okay, let me give you a complete rundown of how the United States election was stolen, okay?
What happened was Biden and the Democrats realized they didn't have enough votes.
So they contracted the North Koreans who could not fly because there are too many votes to fit in one plane.
It would just go right down.
So they got on boats filled with bags and bags of watermarked ballots, then sailed directly from North Korea.
To maim the United States.
dan friesen
Yeah, and see, I can actually clear this up.
I see the confusion that's happening here.
Mark, you're thinking that these boats came with people to vote fraudulently.
But that is not the case.
robert barnes
Nope.
unidentified
It was paper.
dan friesen
Paper ballots.
jordan holmes
It was bags of paper ballots.
mark bankston
Why?
jordan holmes
To steal the election.
dan friesen
Because Roger was bored.
jordan holmes
Okay, I'm with you.
mark bankston
I'm with you.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
But my point is that that boat theory is not incompatible with the 200 mules.
jordan holmes
No, true.
True.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
We're bringing some back.
dan friesen
Yeah, we got to get D'Souza on this boat situation.
See if he's got anything.
mark bankston
I'm going to be honest with you.
Like, I've spent four years dealing with our shows mainly over a sort of like, you know, just mainly on the Sandy Hook stuff, but a little periphery.
I'm just, I'm not sure I was ready for tonight.
Jesus Christ.
North Korean boats.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that we have just internalized and accepted as part of our fictional reality that freaks out people who are somewhat into it.
So here's where we get back in onto your side.
mark bankston
Mike, hold on.
Can I stop for a second?
I don't mean to prolong yourself.
Like, what size boats are we talking?
Like, are they big boats and little boats?
unidentified
Like, huge.
mark bankston
Like, tankers?
Like, did they go through the Panama Canal?
Like, is that?
They would kind of have to, I think.
unidentified
See, this is...
dan friesen
I don't know.
mark bankston
You could take the long way.
jordan holmes
I think, yeah.
I would assume they sailed beyond Cape...
Cape of Good Hope.
mark bankston
These ain't, like, random groups.
Like, they're just, like...
This ain't, like, Miami Vice drug smugglers of, like...
These are like real-ass boats full to the brim with biting boats.
dan friesen
See, this is where it gets a little bit sticky, because Roger didn't specify about the size of boats.
So you would assume it would be a big boat, but then you think, like, no, that would be...
jordan holmes
North Korea!
dan friesen
But it would also be much easier to catch if it was a big boat.
unidentified
True.
dan friesen
So maybe it's a fleet of small boats.
jordan holmes
It's not a tiny boat.
It's obviously not like a North Korean destroyer going through the Panama Canal.
Right, right, exactly.
mark bankston
It's not a paddle boat either.
jordan holmes
It's not a paddle boat either, no.
I'm just thinking you've got to do...
mark bankston
Small boats can't be a big one.
If that motherfucker gets stuck in the Panama Canal like that one did in the Suez, you're fucked.
It's got a giant amount of Biden votes in it.
Everybody's going to find out.
dan friesen
You just throw them overboard.
They melt in the water as paper does.
mark bankston
It's just like you throw a bunch of boats at the problem.
You don't put all your Biden votes in one basket.
That doesn't make any sense.
jordan holmes
You don't want to know where there's 2,000 North Korean mules put those ballots.
That's all I'm telling you right now.
mark bankston
Is there something special about Maine?
Is there some sort of idiot?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
I think it was just randomly where Roger decided to say it.
jordan holmes
I think he just saw a fire starter, maybe.
unidentified
Maybe.
jordan holmes
He's a big Stephen King guy.
dan friesen
If you ever get a chance to depose Roger, this will be something you could ask him.
unidentified
Absolutely.
mark bankston
Believe me, it's been, yeah, oh wow.
dan friesen
He may have more specifics.
So here, Mark, is where we get back to your side of the street, because we're going to get back into the actual bankruptcy case.
mark bankston
Good, because I'm feeling over my head when it comes to boat votes.
I just don't.
Yeah, I can't.
dan friesen
You don't know boat vote law?
mark bankston
Yeah, I don't.
Man, I'm swimming in this.
There's some maritime issues there.
I missed some of those days in law school.
I checked the fuck out on those days.
dan friesen
Sovereign citizen law covers vote votes.
So here is Alex starting up the conversation with Bobby.
alex jones
I do follow Robert Barnes.
I watch his show he does every few days with another great lawyer.
I follow his work.
It's always informative.
I learn stuff.
But I saw you get into the Democratic Party-funded lawsuits against me and really just expose what it was a few days ago.
And I normally don't spend a lot of time covering what we're going through because listeners already know it.
They're supporting us.
jordan holmes
Rarely.
alex jones
But it's a blueprint for the future.
And so, you know, I hired some big top law firms for our limited bankruptcy.
And right after it started two weeks ago, they called me and they sent me transcripts.
They said, we've never seen this before.
We believe in the deep state now.
unidentified
Whoa.
dan friesen
They believe in the deep state now.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
It takes one case for the biggest law firms to just go like, man, deep state's real then.
unidentified
He has pilled these law firms.
mark bankston
Damn!
That is wild.
dan friesen
So now you're asking, you know, you want to know what these documents are.
Now we have transcripts being brought up.
mark bankston
Well, I know what transcripts he's talking about.
He's talking about transcripts of the bankruptcy hearings, right?
Like, they've gone down.
And they've been...
They've been clown shows, right?
dan friesen
That's probably a good assumption, but maybe he's talking about a transcript of a phone call.
jordan holmes
A secret phone call.
dan friesen
Between Biden.
mark bankston
No, no.
We don't make transcripts of those.
You don't understand.
Those aren't done by transcript.
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
They've always done that since Nixon.
Nixon didn't choose to record everything.
They've been recording since the very beginning.
That's the trick.
mark bankston
They've got transcripts of everything.
We all have burner phones, alright?
And, like, we have to go out in the woods and, like, we have to, like, it's a whole big production to even have one of these calls.
Like, there are no transcripts.
dan friesen
I would love it if there was a, like, you know, with Nixon, the missing minutes and the tape.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They have that.
mark bankston
This is just him calling this court.
dan friesen
You've got to fuck over Alex.
jordan holmes
Fuck over Alex Jones.
mark bankston
Because I'm going to tell you, these bankruptcy lawyers, they're not...
They're a different breed that he brought into...
They get fed their stuff, they go do their thing.
They got no real interest or anything in this.
The idea that those guys are somehow red-pilled now is hysterical to me.
That is...
dan friesen
Yeah, that struck me as a little off.
jordan holmes
It does seem weird to be like, oh man, I pilled my entire accountant's office.
Like, wait, what?
I'm sorry, what?
dan friesen
I find that that's kind of unbelievable because I think generally...
It's a profession that attracts people who are interested in details.
Yes!
And that's what Alex lacks.
jordan holmes
He's a big fan of the opposite.
dan friesen
He's a big picture guy.
jordan holmes
He's a picture guy!
He's not really a small stuff kind of deal.
mark bankston
Look, normally it's difficult to know who he's talking about because the situation when Alex Jones says, my lawyer, you can throw a dart at a board.
You're not sure who knows who the fuck he's talking about because it's all over the place.
jordan holmes
I think it's more of the platonic ideal of a lawyer.
My lawyer as a standard for it.
It's synecdoche.
mark bankston
Because I can guarantee you, look, these top law firms, whatever you hired for the bankruptcy, these guys, Rubio and Lee, they're not believing in a deep state.
They're doing their job.
And when I say their job, I need to be a little more pejorative about that.
They're a bankruptcy lawyer, so they basically exist to like...
Suck the blood off of dying things.
That's what a bankruptcy lawyer is.
What you've got to understand is that if Jones' plan or whatever this bankruptcy plan would work, hey, let's give some money to the plaintiffs.
Well, the bankruptcy lawyers who made that happen would get some of that.
They would bleed some of that off.
And that's what they're there to do.
And the moment they don't have that, they've got no real interest in that.
And the trustee of the company, all he cares about is the piece of paper that says InfoWars LLC.
And none of these people care.
These people are red-pilled.
They don't care.
And it's not...
I don't know.
It's Norm Pattis, but Norm Pattis has been awfully silent ever since he did that stand-up routine that was...
dan friesen
That hilarious stand-up routine.
jordan holmes
And he was killing.
dan friesen
Wow.
unidentified
I don't...
dan friesen
Did we talk about that on the show?
jordan holmes
I don't think we did beyond to note that it happened.
dan friesen
It was bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Wow.
Yeah, I feel like...
That is a good point.
Yeah.
So you've got a guy now.
mark bankston
You've got a new guy.
You've got Aldino Reynold.
And that guy is apparently running the ship right now, so if he's the guy who's red-pilled, I guess he's the guy who's red-pilled.
jordan holmes
The former U.S. Department of Justice guy?
mark bankston
Yeah, the holder guy.
Yeah, the holder guy's red-pilled, right?
No, no, no.
Fuck, he's checked out, too.
dan friesen
When he was working in the Department of Justice, he didn't see any of the deep state.
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
He's opened his eyes.
mark bankston
Look, I know of anybody I can be confident.
All these other people, maybe they're out.
Robert Barnes, that motherfucker's red-pilled.
I can't wait to hear what he's got to say.
unidentified
That is true.
mark bankston
He understands what's going on.
dan friesen
We have to get back into this.
Mark, you've already said you don't believe this, but I've got to say, Alex has said it twice, so it's probably true.
alex jones
We've had the Justice Department call and say the Biden administration says you're not allowed to support him.
They actually called the judge's lawyer, and they called the...
unidentified
What?
alex jones
The trustees' lawyers, who are retired, the former bankruptcy judge of Austin, Schmidt, and said it's policy in the U.S. government, like I'm Russia, that he doesn't have access to the courts.
So that blew him away, and that actually broke him up.
unidentified
It broke him up.
robert barnes
Blew him away.
dan friesen
So, yeah, the Biden administration called the lawyer of the judge.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the judge's lawyer.
dan friesen
Schmidt.
robert barnes
No, no, no, no, no.
mark bankston
Hold on, back up here, because he said two things, and the second one really is freaky.
Because the first one he said, like, let me make this really clear.
There is a judge over the bankruptcy proceeding, and that's Judge Lopez, and who's...
Impartiality cannot reasonably be questioned because he has no control over his behavior.
He runs his court how he wants to.
Everybody who deals in federal court knows that when you go into a federal court, it's like going into a lion cage.
That lion can devour you if it wants to.
Oh, good!
unidentified
What a great justice system!
mark bankston
Honestly, the bankruptcy court is the only place I'd be afraid.
Look, I ain't even in that court.
I'm letting the professionals deal with that shit.
I ain't walking into a goddamn lion cage.
unidentified
Fuck that.
mark bankston
They can deal with that.
So he's saying that guy's been threatened.
When he's talking about Schmidt, he's talking about somebody very different.
He is talking about a retired U.S. bankruptcy judge who they recruited, who the bankruptcy law firms recruited into being a trustee for InfoWars LLC.
And I'm not exactly sure what his position is, but that's a guy who is like an insider now to InfoWars LLC.
And he's there to make sure everything's kosher and there's no whatever.
And now Jones is on air saying that that guy, Has gotten a call from, what, the Biden administration?
Is that what he said?
He said some crazy shit like that.
dan friesen
I think that's how I tracked that.
mark bankston
Can't support him.
Like, yikes.
I mean, look, all I'll say for Jones is saying this stuff.
He better be glad this bankruptcy is over because that is...
unidentified
That's wild.
dan friesen
It seems unwise to use a name, too, there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
When it was very unnecessary.
jordan holmes
The guy could have just not used a name.
mark bankston
Look, and I don't know anything about...
Former Judge Schmidt, I'm going to assume that he's a very righteous, upstanding guy, or you wouldn't be able to recruit him.
jordan holmes
Based on what you've described judges as, fuck that guy!
Fuck that guy!
Fuck the bankruptcy judge!
Fuck every judge!
Fuck judges!
unidentified
No, no, no.
mark bankston
No, look here, Jordan.
Here's the deal, is that all these guys were schnookered into a situation of, hey, Jones has a way that he wants to try to make things right with the Sandy Hook parents.
Let's see if we can make it happen and be the heroes and avoid a lot of acrimony and avoid a lot of trial.
They were fed a...
Like a load of bullshit, and they haven't been dealing with it for four years, so they don't fucking know.
And the moment that everybody started to realize it was bullshit, this whole thing is dead in the water anyway.
So I'd say in some ways, for as much as this process can work, the process worked.
Obviously, it's shitty.
It's not how it should have worked, but it worked.
Everybody's getting off of this.
dan friesen
Everyone survived the lion.
unidentified
Jones is in there saying this shit about my...
mark bankston
That's head spinning that he is going to say that my trustee has been called off.
dan friesen
It seems like Schmidt would be able to refute this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you could have him on the show.
mark bankston
Look, I'll tell you right now, he is not in contact with Schmidt.
I know that 100%.
Schmidt is not talking with Alex Jones.
unidentified
This whole idea was to put it at arm's length, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, it would be inappropriate if they were in communication.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
mark bankston
Yeah, yeah.
And so what he just said right there is, look, I'm not going to...
I just want to make it clear for your listeners.
There is not the chance that there is malfeasance by former Judge Smith.
That's not a thing that happened.
What you're hearing right now is an outright lie and a complete contradiction of everything that I was arguing earlier that Jones feels he needs 25% of the troops to say something because he absolutely does not.
dan friesen
Well, I'm glad we've disabused you of that notion.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man, that was a lot faster than I expected.
We got to you real quick on that one.
dan friesen
Now you have been pilled.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
We pilled our lawyer!
dan friesen
How much, Mark, would you guess that Soros has spent on the case that you're the lawyer for?
mark bankston
That's such a funny question.
You know what?
I'm not even going to give you the glib or whatever.
It's about $4.99 and a pack of ribs or whatever.
It's funny because I'm usually involved in litigation that is kind of expensive.
I do products liability litigation with my firm.
And to get a good products case to trial, like a defective product, is going to take a lot of expert testimony.
It's really expensive.
And it can run you almost as much as a quarter million to half a million dollars to get a case to trial.
That's how much it can cost.
That's how much capital you've got to be working with.
And it is.
And the thing is, is that in Jones' case, it's not quite as much.
You don't have as much expert testimony.
You don't have as much stuff.
I'm a Texas lawyer.
I'm in a Texas court.
I'm not traveling all over the country all the goddamn time.
It's a lot cheaper.
And I'll be really upfront because I want the Jones people to know.
I want them to understand this.
That this case so far, soup to nuts, has cost me less than $110,000 to try.
And that that money has been paid over.
More than three times by Jones himself.
Like, we have already collected enough sanctions on him.
We are now about $270,000 into him.
He has paid for all of this.
unidentified
There isn't a George Soros funding this, right?
mark bankston
And look, I made the agreements with the parents.
I said, look, if anti-slap fees are granted, if this motion to dismiss is granted, we're paying that.
We're paying that all.
That in itself was a risk of loss that's a quarter million dollar risk of loss.
That's priced into what we're doing.
And when I decided to do this, I was like, I was like, yeah, we're paying everything up front.
The fact that Jones has already put us in the red, yeah, we're just on vacation.
This is just a moment.
This is not something for the parents.
We're going to do whatever it takes to get the parents their day.
And at this point, that's not a factor of cost.
I don't need George Soros' help to do that.
dan friesen
Mark, I appreciate your perspective.
And I understand that you're intimately involved with the case that you are conducting.
jordan holmes
You would think.
dan friesen
However, I have...
Look, if what you're saying is true, you're making a lot off this Soros money, because Alex is going to cite a figure in this next clip that...
jordan holmes
Will surprise you.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you've made a profit on Alex's sanctions, you're very rich.
alex jones
How big is it that Soros isn't even trying to hide this?
To me, this is a major rallying point.
I know we have a big show and a great audience and great guests, but why are they so obsessed that we now have evidence that's going to come out soon of over $10 million spent by Soros to do this?
What does he think that's going to look like when all that comes out and that they're now openly trying to threaten Bankruptcy federal judges.
I mean, these people, I guess they know they control the Justice Department, so why do they care?
But this is getting crazy.
robert barnes
It's the complete weaponization of the Justice Department for politicized partisan purposes.
dan friesen
Yeah, so $10 million you've got from Soros?
mark bankston
I think you're misreading that.
I think you're not understanding that Soros is spending that money, not on me, but for other things, maybe.
Like, he is, I don't know, like...
Like paying for hackers to manufacture an email to Jones saying your sources are batshit crazy and you're going to get in a shitload of trouble if you don't stop?
robert barnes
Like, that can't cost $10 million.
mark bankston
There's no way that's a real email.
jordan holmes
Listen, I'm saying that he gave you that money up front and you've been outsourcing all of your deep state shit for a while now.
That's all I'm saying.
dan friesen
I mean, if we want to break down the line items of all the nefarious things that you could be doing, hackers.
What's a hacker called in the New York Times?
jordan holmes
What's a hacker's hourly rate?
dan friesen
I don't know.
But it can't be $10 million.
robert barnes
No.
mark bankston
Yeah, that's what actually, that's what surprises me is the megalomania of thinking that it would take $10 million to destroy you when you have engineered your own destruction.
True.
jordan holmes
And paid for it.
mark bankston
It doesn't take that.
robert barnes
Yeah.
mark bankston
It just takes somebody like, look, I...
Me and a couple of members of my firm have decided we'd like to kind of chill out a little bit and devote more of our time to this and to go in after them.
And that's been fun.
It's been rewarding.
It's been nice to see it happen.
But it hasn't been like we didn't need deep state funding to do it.
Like we just needed a little bit of extra time to be willing to say that if like, cause look, look, this is the reality of it is, is this may end up in a situation where, and the families know this too, that this could be either very rewarding.
Yeah, to see it through.
Yeah, to see it through.
And we're going to see it through.
And it's not that big of a deal.
I don't understand why he thinks there has to be this global, earth-shattering conspiracy to destroy him.
dan friesen
I can explain this very easily.
He's a narcissist, and he believes crazy nonsense conspiracy theories to explain everything that's really inconvenient for him.
So, those combine.
jordan holmes
And he has a tenuous, if not completely lost grasp on reality.
dan friesen
That is true.
But, look, he's got documents, so once he releases these, we'll see the budget that Soros has for this $10 million.
mark bankston
God, I've eaten so much crow.
I'm just going to be so embarrassed.
dan friesen
This reminds me of the Soros Antifa contracts that he had that were just from a 4chan troll post.
I think that might be...
Like, as disappointing.
This will be as disappointing as that.
mark bankston
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Barnes has some thoughts about this case in and of itself.
And, you know, basically, Alex is getting jammed up.
That's what's going on here.
robert barnes
Well, yeah, I mean, the goal has been just pure intimidation tactics.
It's the only thing they know.
Just like the intimidation tactics they took with Russia, thought they could shut down Russia's economy, thought they could change Russia's governance simply with these tactics.
It's the same tactics and techniques, but it's the complete, dangerous, partisan, politicized weaponization of the Justice Department.
alex jones
And what's dangerous, Barnes, is that they don't quit.
When it fails, they double down.
So what's the double down going to look like?
robert barnes
I mean, they're going to keep accelerating and escalating until they get a rigged outcome.
And the problem they have, if they had confidence in the merits of their case, then they wouldn't be using these shenanigans.
They wouldn't be having the U.S. trustee interfere in a bankruptcy in a highly questionable manner to try to prevent a party from the legal rights and remedies bankruptcy affords.
Which, by the way, is only an option because the plaintiffs chose to sue entities they knew didn't have any assets.
This is so that shows the scale of it.
If they had confidence in their case.
Well, that's the thing.
alex jones
They're saying there's hundreds of millions of dollars in these entities.
We're maxed out, don't have any money.
I'm like, okay, we'll show them.
And then they're pissed.
robert barnes
Because the whole case was premised on a fiction.
A fiction based on a sort of Mike Myers-style latest version of a delusional interpretation of Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Barnes got the notes about Mike Myers being...
jordan holmes
Is he getting paid by Netflix?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I heard some weird noises you were making in that clip, Mark.
mark bankston
Yeah, wow.
Some of that's really surprising.
Okay, so first of all, this is...
Oh, God, this is hilarious.
Okay, so this idea that we sued entities that we knew had no assets, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, you guys are crazy for doing that.
What kind of idiot would sue entities that you knew didn't have any assets?
mark bankston
Okay, so fans of the show will understand this, that the first time that Rob Dew got into a lot of trouble is because he appeared for a deposition for Infowars LLC.
Because we were trying to figure...
Rob Dew just doesn't know what he's talking about.
not having any clue what the hell InfoWars LLC did or was and claimed that, like, no, it's not a thing.
It doesn't do anything.
And then they receivably said, no, no, no, look, Rob Deuce just doesn't know what he's talking about.
Like, it's a thing.
It owns the intellectual property.
It's got the website.
It's got all this stuff.
And it became a morass for, like, two years.
And that's part of, like, why Robert Barnes is no longer on the case, because he did a bunch of shenanigans with that, is that, like, this whole thing about InfoWars LLC, they were hiding it from the beginning because they knew that was a card they were going to play later.
So, like, that in and of itself is kind of dumb.
But the...
The idea that here's Robert Barnes saying that they're scared of the merits of the case, so they're pulling shenanigans while in the midst of pulling a shenanigan to avoid a trial.
jordan holmes
No, that's why you guys delayed it for four years, because you're afraid of the merits of your case.
You guys have been pushing it back.
Playing shenanigans with bankruptcy judges in order to keep it from going to trial.
unidentified
That's why you messed around so much with the discovery.
mark bankston
This was a good refuge when your argument was that the default judgments were unfair.
That we fucked around for four years and it's unfair.
Now you're not going to have a full trial on the merits.
That was a good argument.
To now say that we are getting the...
Here's the thing about Robert Barnes.
He's not...
He's really, really...
Out of his element in a lot of places.
But one thing that Robert Barnes knows 100% is that I did not enlist the U.S. trustee to do a goddamn thing.
The U.S. trustee did whatever it was going to do.
Robert Barnes knows that.
100% he knows that.
He's a damn liar.
unidentified
Wait a second.
jordan holmes
Are you saying that he's lying?
mark bankston
Yeah, 100%.
jordan holmes
But lawyers can't lie.
Isn't that against the rules?
mark bankston
That's apparently against the rules.
jordan holmes
Isn't that against the rules?
What's the point of a justice system if your lawyer can lie?
dan friesen
I do think...
I do think you're saying that Barnes is out of his element a lot of places, but he's in his element when it's public opinion type stuff.
This is his job!
unidentified
You're right!
mark bankston
He was not adequately deployed as the person to be in the courtroom.
That's not where he does what he needs to do.
He's doing what he needs to do right here, and this is what he does.
He's a fundraiser is what he is.
He's there for no other...
He doesn't actually swing public opinion.
He doesn't inform anybody.
He doesn't do any of that.
It's there to make information.
Four worst people give Alex Jones money.
That's what he said.
dan friesen
I think he might also plug his locals page.
mark bankston
Also to get his own thing on.
dan friesen
Good for him.
On the Patreon alternative for people who can't be responsibly on Patreon.
jordan holmes
Whatever happened to that collective of lawyers he was fundraising for several years ago?
dan friesen
Oh, the one that he was promoting on Stefan Molyneux's show?
jordan holmes
Yeah, the one that was so important and was going to do a lot of...
dan friesen
The fascist SPLC.
jordan holmes
It's going to take care of everybody, remember?
dan friesen
Yeah, that didn't work out.
jordan holmes
Oh, it didn't?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
So, um, Alex asks Barnes here, uh, to back him up, man.
Hey, man, I'm broke, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, sure.
alex jones
I'm broke, Barnes.
jordan holmes
Hey, come on, let him know I'm broke!
dan friesen
Yeah, back me up.
robert barnes
And they want to pretend that the Infowars audience is this deluded audience, when in fact it's one of the most informed audiences in the entire world.
alex jones
And plus, Robert, you were involved in discovery in our finances, because I don't judge myself by money.
I spend it almost all.
I've got a decent house, a nice car, health care, but I don't worship money.
I'm not trying to pile up money.
Last time you checked, how much money does Alex Jones have?
They keep claiming I have hundreds of millions of dollars.
I don't have five million dollars.
robert barnes
Well, all of these entities that are in bankruptcy, they knew didn't have it from the very beginning of Discovery.
We sat down and showed them.
There's nothing there.
There's nothing in there.
They knew it and said you should dismiss them.
You know, why is Owen Schroer being sued as part of all this?
This is purely lawfare, and it's politically motivated lawfare.
alex jones
And I'm not putting Owen down, but in Discovery, he has like $50,000 in the bank.
I mean, it's all lies.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
Putting Owen's business on the streets.
jordan holmes
I would be furious if I was Owen.
dan friesen
Also, the reason to sue Owen is because he defamed people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
The same reason that you got him.
dan friesen
His resources are not necessarily...
unidentified
I don't want to talk about Owen, but every night he goes down to the Summit nightclub, he's wearing a barrel with some suspenders on him.
It's just pathetic.
mark bankston
I just can't even deal with it.
I'm a poor guy.
unidentified
I wish whoever employs them should probably pay him more.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, that is a good point.
Alex could do something about Owen's financial forgiveness.
unidentified
He's got several hundred million dollars.
mark bankston
I will tell you that the moment that Owen decided to carry water for Alex Jones, it came out in deposition.
He bought a brand new Dodger Hellcat.
So, you know, that's apparently what the price of water cost.
Anyway, yeah, no, that's wild there that Barnes is like, we sat down with them and showed them.
You didn't sit down with anybody.
We had to file like six motions for sanctions over the course of two years.
jordan holmes
This would be such a great moment for Alex to play one of his clips that he doesn't know what actually is in it.
And we just snuck in a clip of the deposition of the business of just him being like...
I have no idea what this business does.
I don't know how to tell you what it does, because I don't know.
dan friesen
Are you the only person who runs that business?
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
It's funny.
mark bankston
You really can juxtapose this with the things Barnes said in that due deposition.
He just started getting up and talking to try to cover their ass.
And it's like, wow, to compare that to now, it's just...
I don't know.
You know, I know y 'all have done some deposition videos.
Y 'all haven't covered their corporate representative in Fontaine yet.
And that's the one where they're basically like, yeah, we're going to sue the shit out of Robert Barnes.
I mean, like, here's the guy that Jones wrote an affidavit, like, sworn testimony, y 'all.
Like, wrote an affidavit in Connecticut saying, yeah, Robert Barnes botched the case.
Please don't dismiss our case.
We got a new lawyer.
He's going to take care of it.
And we 86 that dude.
He's a piece of work.
We got rid of him.
unidentified
We'll see him on the show next week.
dan friesen
My guess is that Barnes probably knows about that.
He's not going to get to...
unidentified
Barnes wrote that affidavit, I'll bet you.
He's like, yeah, just throw me under that bus.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm sure you guys are going to sue me.
Let's see how well that goes.
I've seen your defense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I also just love the idea of, like, sitting there and, like, Barts, Barts, back me up.
The last time you saw, how much money did I have?
unidentified
How much money did I have?
mark bankston
I got nothing.
I'm broke, aren't I, Barts?
unidentified
Tell him.
mark bankston
Tell him I got no money.
dan friesen
Barts, last time you looked at my wallet, what was it?
unidentified
Shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
mark bankston
Guys, like, you fucked up your protective order.
We know how much money you have.
It's all been linked to the press.
Like, stop.
Fucking, what are you doing?
Like, we know.
unidentified
Stop this.
dan friesen
This is all so dumb.
But that's all fake news, according to the World of Alex's show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that bubble is impenetrable.
dan friesen
It's true.
It's true.
So here is just some shit talk from Alex and Barnes.
robert barnes
If they believed in their case, they would have a trial on the merits with a jury.
alex jones
And let's expand.
They've defaulted, and you saw the filing where in Texas they say, we can't talk or bring up the First Amendment.
I mean, it's beyond a kangaroo trial.
robert barnes
Oh, completely.
I mean, again, if they have confidence, why are they scared of an Austin jury, a liberal Austin jury pool?
Why are they scared of a liberal Connecticut jury pool?
They know that even those jury pools, when they see the actual facts in the case, will not write big checks of the kind that they demand.
unidentified
Then why'd you declare bankruptcy?
dan friesen
So do you have any response to these questions?
unidentified
Yeah!
mark bankston
Why did you declare bankruptcy?
If these cases are not a threat to you, if there's some evidence that's going to come out that's going to protect you, the absolute wise move to take, like honestly, is to take the first verdict.
And if I fall on my face and the informers doesn't get a big-ass verdict against it, then you can probably weather the rest of the cases.
No problem.
You don't need to declare bankruptcy.
The idea of declaring bankruptcy is you know that these cases are catastrophic.
You know that.
That's insane to claim otherwise.
And they're still pounding this drum about you didn't want a case on the merits.
Believe me, my level of frustration over everything.
That's the real shame of it.
This case is a punitive case and always has been since the beginning.
And so, like, the idea that we're scared of an Austin jury, Jesus, after you just stopped the trial at its doorstep, you're going to tell me, God, you...
Especially from the guy who literally ran away from this jurisdiction so I could stop beating him like a red-headed stepchild.
unidentified
That is...
dan friesen
It's basically like...
mark bankston
Now realizing that is not apolitically correct.
A metaphor to use.
You should not beat redheaded stepchild.
That is not an okay thing to do.
I beat him like Robert Barnes, which is how you should absolutely do it.
dan friesen
It's just basically like a bully running away and then being like, why are you running away?
jordan holmes
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
mark bankston
Yeah, he's one of those sorts of things, 100%.
dan friesen
Yeah, I do think that there is an interesting thing that kind of works for the presentation of Alex's show, but it's so transparent.
The why won't you debate me, kind of.
The why won't you have the case on the merits.
It's like, well, I mean, I know from conversations and following this case and having Mark on the show a number of times, I don't believe for a second that...
The goal was a default judge.
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
Everything would have led to a trial if Alex had cooperated and done his piece of it.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
And so it's just...
mark bankston
I mean, even if you just go to the very basics of it, right?
Like Joan's saying in deposition of, like, this should be a trial on the merits about what I said.
I'd love that, except I don't have what you said.
You keep destroying all the shit you said, and then you're hiding everything.
So if I don't have that, that's kind of challenging.
That is already challenging, but I was already prepared to do without all of that.
But it's wild.
Everybody knows here.
That this is only a question of how much.
This is never a question of what you did.
It's like them rattling off about the First Amendment thing, right?
When he talks about that pleading, what he's talking about is at the beginning of trial, you're allowed to ask the court to say that certain matters and certain arguments shouldn't be allowed to be advanced.
And one of those in this case is that Alex's conduct was protected by the First Amendment because by law, it wasn't.
He said false facts about these plaintiffs.
He's already got a default judgment against them.
At that point, the First Amendment doesn't protect his conduct.
It's already been found as a matter of law.
Of course he can't talk about the First Amendment in a trial.
But that was going to be his whole plan.
dan friesen
It's not like a barring of the First Amendment.
It's that it's already been determined that it's not relevant.
unidentified
Today, I decree the First Amendment has been turned off!
jordan holmes
This is my courtroom!
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's an interesting lion impression.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a pretty good lion impression.
mark bankston
He got four years to do a First Amendment argument.
And he actually, even though all of the – like he talks about it being a kangaroo court.
The reality is that even of all the bullshit he did, he got to go ahead and appeal this all the way up to the Texas Supreme Court.
He got two layers of appeals on a First Amendment argument.
And he fell into space in both of them.
And, like, and it's so to say that, like, oh, this has something to do with how he's being denied.
No, it doesn't.
jordan holmes
Stop that shit.
mark bankston
And the idea that they think that they're scared, it's all so dumb.
I mean, at least I don't...
You may have more clips, but I don't...
unidentified
You may have more clips, but I am leaving this fucking show right now!
jordan holmes
I'm out of here!
mark bankston
Barnes, anyway, just seems to be kind of trying to be in cover his ass mode.
Of like, he knows this is going to go down bad, and he knows his name is going to be somewhat tied to it, and he's going to have to have ways to have built-in excuses about why he was so unsuccessful and why everybody else was.
But for Jones, Jones seems to be in more legit panic mode at this point.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, I think the excuses are there, and whether or not they match with reality is obviously...
They don't.
But they do kind of work from a PR propaganda level.
Like, you're too afraid to have a case on the merits, so you're using all these lawfare tricks.
Most people listening to Alex will probably just agree and accept that, regardless of if there's anything behind it.
And you were correct, Mark.
I do have one more clip.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Your prediction was correct.
And it also includes Bobby making some allegations that I'm going to need a response after the clip.
unidentified
Sweet.
Okay.
robert barnes
I mean, Enfors has been denied the right to bring motions to dismiss, the right to bring motions to summary judgment, the right to bring anti-slap motions, and now denied the right for a trial on the merits, and now they're trying to deny them even bankruptcy law protection.
That's the scale and scope of this.
He's a politicized, weaponized mechanism to come after Infowars, and it's because of the power of the audience.
dan friesen
His voice is falling apart.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he should take a breath.
mark bankston
Take a drink.
dan friesen
Yeah, that was scaring me a little bit.
So there's a number of allegations in there, Mark.
I'll say you on these.
These denials of motions.
Right.
mark bankston
Okay, so, denied the ability to have a motion to dismiss.
No, actually, Barnes filed one, and they had three more, too.
So they had four of those.
dan friesen
I know that I've looked at the, at least the, like, Connecticut docket, and there's at least a few motions to dismiss in there.
mark bankston
Yeah, Connecticut gets a little hazy, and I'll explain that in a minute.
But basically, down in Texas, anyway, they had four of them.
And in fact, one of them was so bad that they got fined, like, $35,000 for bringing it.
Yeah, they definitely had all that chance.
And then the second one was the motions for summary judgment.
Basically what this is, is once the case has gone through some discovery, you're allowed to bring a motion to have certain issues declared that there's no dispute of fact over those issues.
And that can be anything from damages to...
There's a lot of different issues you can bring it on.
They had the ability to bring those motions, and then they just didn't.
Like, they missed their deadline.
They had a deadline back in February of this year, and then they didn't do that.
And part of that was back when Brad Reeves was handling the case, and there was like a switchover.
They just didn't do it.
Like, they had every opportunity to do it.
They didn't do it.
dan friesen
Sounds like they were denied the opportunity to me.
mark bankston
Right.
Yeah, right.
dan friesen
I was denied the opportunity to go into the NFL.
unidentified
That is true.
mark bankston
Yeah, exactly.
Right.
So then they had these – denied the ability to do these anti-slap motions.
They had two years of appeals of anti-slap motions.
That's just ridiculous.
And particularly with Barnes, that's fantastic because Barnes did a bunch of like really – How would I describe this?
Improper things relating to Discovery, which, as we discussed before, they wrote an affidavit about him doing all this shit.
And as a result, he walked in front of my court and said, hey, guess what?
I'm just going to abandon our motion to dismiss.
On the anti-slap so I don't get in trouble.
I don't want a sanctions order against me so I'm just giving that up.
So Barnes is the one who threw that out the window by his own misconduct.
And then you have they've been denied the opportunity to do bankruptcy.
Now you did your bankruptcy.
You just lied in it.
So like it didn't work.
Like that's not my fault.
I didn't do anything.
Like it literally came apart at the seams.
Like I didn't...
I can't even take credit for that.
You just did something really dumb.
Like, okay, you stopped the trial, but I don't even know.
You just wasted everybody's time?
Congratulations?
jordan holmes
What do you want?
dan friesen
This list of things that Barnes is bringing up is more just like, this didn't work, this didn't work, this didn't work.
jordan holmes
Yeah, when he says denied the ability, what he means is we lost.
dan friesen
We weren't allowed to succeed with this.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
It's a little bit like if you've ever been walking up the stairs and your eyes and your legs missed and you trip going up the stairs and you're like, this is very embarrassing.
And then people see you and you're like, this was somebody else's fault.
There's no way that I just tripped like this.
It was a ghost.
Yeah, absolutely.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Somebody threw a ball nearby.
You just can't accept responsibility for looking like an asshole.
dan friesen
That's what it feels like.
jordan holmes
It does.
mark bankston
It's bad.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So this brings us to the end of our clips for this.
I feel like...
I don't know.
Is this cathartic?
Who's this?
mark bankston
It is.
So I will tell you this.
This is obviously not a normal case.
Everything that's happening is totally absurd.
And then for the past couple weeks, I've just been sort of off in orbit.
You know, like away from my life, from everything, from all of it.
And there is no chance to vent about it.
To get all this out.
jordan holmes
So you got your anger back.
You went on vacation.
You went on vacation.
You were feeling real relaxed.
You're like, you know what?
I'm going to treat this case like I better put my head down and go to work.
You come on this show and you're like, I'm going to kill that motherfucker!
dan friesen
You need a dose of bullshit clips.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
mark bankston
No, I'm just...
A lot of it's jaw-dropping.
A lot of it is...
It's just...
You get to a point to where...
I mean, everything about this case has been so unorthodox.
And when you hear them talking about the things, it is nice to be able to come on here and acknowledge to your audience, not just that the things that they're being told isn't true or whatever, it's just that this is so far off the rails that it's difficult for lawyers to comprehend.
I'm off in different territory.
This isn't a lawsuit anymore.
This is a clown show.
And so that's just how you have to treat it at this point.
So no, it's nice to come on and talk with you guys.
I wish I could give you a more definitive update about what's about to happen.
And I just can't.
I just don't know.
I'm still in a holding pattern.
I know where this bankruptcy stunt is over, but to say that that's the end of the stunts would be naive.
dan friesen
Sure.
But at least that's an update in and of itself, though.
Because that's, like we were saying, it's kind of a chapter that has...
So there's an update in as much as that bankruptcy thing is deflated and now it's uncharted waters, I guess.
jordan holmes
We're running the question mark meter hurdles race.
So, you know, you just keep jumping over fucking hurdles and hopefully eventually the race ends.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yep.
mark bankston
I don't know.
I told somebody the other day, I just happened to watch Apocalypse Now, the Redux version, and we were watching that scene with Robert Duvall.
Yeah, exactly.
It's funny.
It's that scene, actually, where you have Robert Duvall sitting on the beach right after the napalm and everything, and he's just sort of feeling kind of wistful, and he just turns to Willard, and he's like, someday this war's gonna end.
God, you start to feel that at the end of this.
You start to feel that, like, you've been living on this thing of it never ends.
It never ends.
There's always something more.
And at some point, it will end.
And then you're kind of left in the...
There's not going to be a good denouement for this, for my literature fans out there.
There's not going to be a good...
There's going to be an end, and it's going to be reckoning, and then it's all going to be over.
And then there will be a CODA.
Yeah.
There's probably going to be five years of CODA on this bullshit.
This is never leaving my life.
That's the thing I've had to resign myself to, is that I get to do my normal life and I get to do most of that normal stuff.
And then this side little piece of it, I get to devote to the absolutely most insane lawsuit in America.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, like, think about it.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're gonna do, like, ten years after the Alex Jones lawsuit, we talk to Mark Bankston and shit.
dan friesen
That'll probably linger around, but I mean, like, that's kind of the essence of, like...
Getting involved and looking at Alex Jones in a critical way, whether it's through a podcast or legally.
It goes on much longer than you think.
jordan holmes
You didn't expect it.
dan friesen
We thought we would be doing this podcast for six months, and here we are.
mark bankston
I thought I'd be to a jury in a year and a half.
dan friesen
These expectations are never quite what you think.
mark bankston
I don't know.
I'm getting ready for that moment where we switch gears to This is the trial.
This is the reckoning.
We can put all the dumb bullshit behind us and actually do the thing that people have been waiting for us to do for four goddamn years.
And when it happens and happens, I can tell you right now, we're going to do it right.
And it's just a matter of when Jones is going to let that happen.
jordan holmes
Well, we're excited for you to get there.
dan friesen
Yep.
And it'll come.
unidentified
Yes, it will.
jordan holmes
It'll be there.
dan friesen
But, Mark, thank you for joining us.
This has been a lot of fun to check in, and I appreciate you being able to give some context, even if the context is, this confuses even lawyers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because if it confuses lawyers, you better believe I would have no ability to talk about Barnes other than just being like, that's not true.
That's bullshit.
That's basically all I could say.
mark bankston
No, thank you for letting me the chance to get it all.
Get some steam off.
dan friesen
Yeah, for sure.
I look forward to updates and knowing when the trial actually happens so we can get tickets again.
jordan holmes
Yay!
unidentified
Refundable this time.
jordan holmes
Ah, that's the plan.
dan friesen
But we should wrap this up, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
Until next time, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yes.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.net.
Go to bed, Jordan.
dan friesen
Yes.
We'll be back, but until then.
I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I wish you all a dreamy, creamy summer.
But don't get involved in astronaut ice cream.
It's not worth it.
It is a dangerous game.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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