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Aug. 11, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#585: August 8, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to get more information about the imminent martial law that is kicking off on Aug. 11.  In this installment, Alex makes one of the more embarrassing oversights of his recent career, says "ejaculate" again, and finds a new song to rant over. Citations

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alex jones
18:49
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dan friesen
38:02
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jordan holmes
22:30
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joe rogan
01:44
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steve quayle
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
It's time to pray.
unidentified
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
Sup?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is we're back to the buttons bright spots.
unidentified
Ah!
alex jones
The BBS.
jordan holmes
The BBS.
dan friesen
The Button Bright Spot.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Oh, and that is that I'm doing something different this time around.
First of all, a little update.
Hundreds more have been sent out.
Hundreds more to go.
If you haven't received a button yet, it's probably still coming.
jordan holmes
Listen, you're in line.
Cue like a Brit.
That's what you gotta do, okay?
dan friesen
Or as Alex Jones might say, you gotta hold like a patriot.
jordan holmes
Yes, along those lines, yes.
dan friesen
One of the things that I didn't do last time that I decided to do this time was I wanted to keep track of where I'm sending them to, like what states and countries and stuff.
And just for fun, just because I was curious.
Sure.
And we officially now have sent buttons to every state in the United States.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
All 50 states.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's nice.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Oh, I mean, that's cool.
dan friesen
What do you think the holdout was?
What do you think the last one was?
jordan holmes
You know, I want to say, you know, it seems like it would be obvious that it's like Alaska or Hawaii, but I feel like the real answer is Utah.
dan friesen
No, Utah, we've sent a number of buttons to Utah.
jordan holmes
We got a lot of Utahns?
dan friesen
I'm not sure if we have a lot, but certainly...
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Disproportionately represented in Utah.
jordan holmes
Alright, so people trying to escape the Mormons listening to us, okay.
dan friesen
Idaho!
No, Idaho's doing alright.
Sort of in the middle, Idaho.
Light, but in the middle.
jordan holmes
I'm geologically impaired here.
I'm terrible at making generalizations.
dan friesen
At this point, there are two states with only one.
jordan holmes
Two states with only one?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Vermont.
dan friesen
No.
Vermont's doing alright.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
unidentified
New Mexico?
jordan holmes
I don't even know if I know all 50 states now.
dan friesen
New Mexico.
We had one.
jordan holmes
One.
dan friesen
But the last one to get a check mark on the board.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Delaware.
jordan holmes
Delaware.
Of course those fucking finance loving pieces of shit.
Avoiding taxes on my...
dan friesen
Fucking land!
Avoiding taxes and avoiding buttons, apparently.
jordan holmes
And avoiding our show.
dan friesen
So yeah, I'm very thrilled that there are buttons now in every state in the country.
jordan holmes
That's fun!
It would be more fun if you said something like, there are buttons in all 50 countries, and those are the ones we recognize.
Beyond that, no more buttons!
dan friesen
Definitely more countries than I would have expected, also.
But I'll wait to get a tally on that.
jordan holmes
What's the best country?
dan friesen
What's the best country?
I'm supposed to answer that.
Sorry.
jordan holmes
That's just a fun question to ask.
dan friesen
I mean, just by total numbers of people.
Canada, obviously.
jordan holmes
Canada.
dan friesen
That's certainly where the most of the buttons have gone.
I gotcha.
Internationally.
jordan holmes
Well, that's very polite of them.
dan friesen
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot, Dan, is...
I'm going to go with a double bright spot because I got a real short one.
My first bright spot...
dan friesen
I'm not going to allow it.
jordan holmes
First bright spot...
dan friesen
I'm not going to allow it to.
jordan holmes
My partner and I had one of those nights where you stay up till 3.30 playing Mortal Kombat together.
unidentified
One of those nights.
jordan holmes
One of those nights.
You know, we haven't done that since like, you know, 16 years old.
dan friesen
Yeah, I was thinking middle school.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And it felt so good to just do that again, you know?
Just to be that kind of person.
dan friesen
Was it a situation where one of you was winning every match?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
We played the story mode and we just kind of switched controllers back and forth.
You know, that way you don't have any hard feelings about anything.
dan friesen
Do you remember that one game that was like Mortal Kombat?
Combat, but you could play, it was like a two-player thing.
Like you'd run around?
jordan holmes
Oh, and you would do the...
Wasn't that almost like a platformer?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
I have vague memories of it.
Yeah, I think you might be right.
dan friesen
You might want to check that out.
jordan holmes
I think we should.
dan friesen
Because then we can play together.
jordan holmes
Then we should play together.
I'll go buy a SNES and we'll get back to work on this.
dan friesen
This was not on Super Nintendo.
jordan holmes
I'll go buy a PS1 and I'll get to work.
dan friesen
Come on.
Well, that's fun.
jordan holmes
Yes.
And then my second rights fight.
dan friesen
Who's your guy?
jordan holmes
Who's my guy?
dan friesen
Yeah, who's your fighter?
jordan holmes
You know what?
In Mortal Kombat 11...
Jade, for sure.
She got the longbow staff she can kick from across the room.
She's got the whole package.
That's the way I go.
I don't like to get up too close.
I get scared.
I get real scared.
dan friesen
I go with Glacius.
jordan holmes
Glacius.
All right.
dan friesen
Cyberwolf?
unidentified
Is that the guy?
dan friesen
Who's the wolf guy in Killer Instinct?
jordan holmes
Nightwolf, I think.
Oh, in Killer Instinct.
Oh, the wolf guy.
dan friesen
I don't remember.
jordan holmes
I remember Inferno.
dan friesen
Was that the skull that was on fire?
jordan holmes
No, that was the red dino nitrous, I think, or something like that.
It's the smaller than the T-Rex one.
dan friesen
I remember Glacius.
jordan holmes
Glacius, for sure.
That was the monkey that had ice powers, right?
dan friesen
No, you're thinking of primal...
Outrage.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's what I'm thinking of.
God damn it!
I don't know anything anymore!
dan friesen
Get your arcade fighting game straight.
jordan holmes
I'm so old.
dan friesen
Alright.
So, yeah, what's your second bright spot?
jordan holmes
My second bright spot is just a shout out to whomever was handling me at the dispensary earlier today who took my order and then said in the most chipper and kind way, wow, that's a fantastic order to the point where for a For a brief moment, I felt complimented.
I really did.
He was that good.
Now, I immediately went back to being cynical and reminded myself that this was a transaction.
However, for that, I gotta give credit where credit's due.
dan friesen
Sabrewolf.
jordan holmes
Sabrewolf.
Oh my god.
dan friesen
I had to look it up.
jordan holmes
I'm just now remembering Killer Instinct.
That was great.
dan friesen
Yeah, they had some fun.
You had Kilgore.
Kilgore wasn't in the first one, though.
Just a bad pun name.
Saberwolf.
jordan holmes
Was Vonnegut also a playable character in that one?
dan friesen
It was unlockable.
Like Bill and Hillary Clinton were in tournament edition.
So, Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about August 8th, 2021 Blackjack.
jordan holmes
Oh, damn it!
dan friesen
This is Sunday's episode from...
This week?
Beginning of this week?
And I, you know, some people might say, hey, you're doing a sneaky snake episode here on Wednesday, and I think it's essential that we do, because today is the dreaded August 11th.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, no, today is the day that we're all dead.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they started martial law.
Yeah, we went back into lockdown.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
They announced that martial law was beginning.
dan friesen
So one of the things that I kind of thought was that, like, you know, the trip to the FEMA camp is probably going to be like an hour and a half for most people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I want to give them something to listen to on the way.
So I thought we'd have an episode.
jordan holmes
I mean, depending on traffic for Chicago.
dan friesen
You never know.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it could be.
If they are kidnapping people and taking them to FEMA camps around 435.
dan friesen
The FEMA camp's going to be like in Des Plaines.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's going to be a long drive.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You're going to be in there for a while.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, I figured it would be good to have just some new content for folks to enjoy.
jordan holmes
Just that morning traffic.
Hey, the Dan Ryan is backed up with a lot of people headed to FEMA camps today.
That'll be an extra 15 minutes to your drive-time commute.
dan friesen
You might want to try and take I-90.
jordan holmes
Take an alternate route.
dan friesen
Take surface roads.
jordan holmes
And avoid the military.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to this, but before we do, Jordan, let's take a little moment to say thank you and hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Stinky Lomax, the toilet sniper.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
dan friesen
Also, it has a birthday coming up.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Very exciting.
jordan holmes
Happy birthday.
dan friesen
Next, John Brown, King of the Burbs.
I'm not a rapper.
I'm an entity.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, Daniel Love Charmaine.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Secret Space Program Chief Master Sergeant Richard P. Thickness.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
alex jones
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Lupron 3, Secret of the Reptoid Clone.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Lupron III!
dan friesen
Thank you.
unidentified
Yes, thank you.
dan friesen
And we got a technocrat to say hello to, and that is Blaze, the non-binary stoner dragon.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you, Blaze!
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Blaze!
dan friesen
Also, it's a blessed day, Jordan, because we have another member of Celine's family to welcome.
jordan holmes
Wonderful.
dan friesen
Thank you to Patrick from Germany.
Adopted a gorilla.
jordan holmes
Oh, this is fantastic!
dan friesen
Now we've got muscle.
jordan holmes
Now we've got the whole team for protection.
We've got to shore up the offensive line, I think.
dan friesen
I think there was a gorilla in Primal Rage.
jordan holmes
Yes.
There were a lot of gorillas.
dan friesen
There's probably a gorilla somewhere in Killer Instinct.
jordan holmes
I would say there's a gorilla in just about everything.
dan friesen
There was a number of games in that series.
What was that?
Never mind.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I was trying to think of other arcade games.
So, Jordan, here is an out-of-context drop.
jordan holmes
Excitebike.
dan friesen
Road rash.
jordan holmes
Rage?
dan friesen
Rash.
jordan holmes
A little bit.
alex jones
I mean, I've got to constantly control myself not to attack people.
Because I know it's God's plan to do that.
And God's going to carry that out.
dan friesen
I want to hit people, but I know God's going to hit them.
jordan holmes
Is that the only reason that you wouldn't hit people?
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Because God's going to do it for you?
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Maybe not like compassion or empathy or like the thought process that perhaps a person also has feelings and existence outside of you.
dan friesen
I don't want to ruin this fight for God later.
jordan holmes
Even Jesus said other people do unto others, and then you're just like, ah, God will kick his ass for me.
No big deal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Wait till my big brother God gets here.
jordan holmes
My dad is bigger than your dad.
dan friesen
So we start out the show, and Alex has some pretty big news here on this here episode, as he does every day, which is always disappointing.
jordan holmes
True.
alex jones
But I was sitting here just minutes ago as I was writing the headline to post for today's show, and I was looking at one of the largest newspapers in Germany, the largest regional newspaper, Over three German states with their headline that the largest medical union in Germany,
the pathologist union, the coroner union, the gals that know what kills people that say that.
Say that 30 to 40 percent of the dead people that they're seeing have been killed by the vaccine and that it's eating their bodies, which all the studies show it would do, which we predicted it would, which it did.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
This story is not about some pathologist union in Germany, although I do love how Alex always is like, whatever newspaper he's talking about is the biggest newspaper in Germany across all three states.
And everyone admits that they're the best.
jordan holmes
It's everything they say is right on.
dan friesen
This is about one pathologist named Peter Schiermacher, who's come out with some concerns about that deaths after vaccination may be undercounted, and that Germany should do further work assessing cause of death for both COVID-related deaths and people who die after vaccination.
Schermacher estimates that 30-40% of the 40 people who died after being vaccinated who have gotten autopsies, quote, died from the vaccination.
But this is absolutely not an opinion that's shared by others.
According to the underlying primary source article from Ausberger Almanya, the Federal Association of German Pathologists did not actually agree with Schermacher's opinion, but encouraged more autopsies.
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
And one of the reasons they did is because that's the only way that you can disprove or prove any conclusion or any claim such as this.
jordan holmes
Oh, so their finding was find evidence.
dan friesen
Johann Friedman, the head of the autopsy working group of the Pathologists Union, the Federal Association for German Pathologists, told the paper, quote, you don't know anything yet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Other groups like the Paul Ehrlich Institute and other German doctors who were interviewed did not share Schermacher's position.
This is an interesting perspective that Schermacher is bringing up, but at this point, it's not based on any hard data or proof, so it's not something that should be reported as fact.
What Alex is doing is actually worse.
He's not just assuming Schermacher's position is correct, he's embellishing on it and exaggerating it to craft a completely fictitious headline to report and to guide the coverage of today's show.
So that's fun.
But it actually gets way more fun later.
Holy shit, I can't wait for you to see where this goes.
jordan holmes
How can it go?
I mean, if your contention is that 30% of 40 people who died...
Mm-hmm.
Right.
Then...
dan friesen
Well, again, he's making an estimate.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
But, I mean, you put the numbers across.
There have been a lot of people vaccinated by now.
unidentified
True.
jordan holmes
You know, so those numbers would suggest we would see carts of bodies.
Being carried around with bring out your dead signs.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like that kind of number is insane.
dan friesen
It seems like a number that would be really difficult to extrapolate to larger populations.
And if true, would probably mean that this select group of people have something about them that would make them allergic to the vaccine or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or the estimation is incorrect.
There's a variable that's being missed.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Something.
And that's why I think, yeah, certainly this person isn't, from everything I can tell, he's not a kook.
He's not some crazy person.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But the perspective that he's bringing is something that needs more examination before you can really...
Take it in any definitive sense.
Alex is skipping that step.
He's just decided it works for him, so he's going to say that it's the most prestigious paper in the world, and this guy is one of the best.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's important to remember that it does not matter at all what it is.
The guy could have come out and said, I think 30% of the people died of the vaccine specifically.
However, I will admit the 40 stab wounds in each was a contributing factor.
Alex would still be like, see the vaccine!
Vaccine's killing people!
dan friesen
It was a comorbidity.
jordan holmes
Exactly, yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex doesn't just have this German news article to talk about today.
He also came across a bill.
alex jones
When I saw what was in the bill Friday evening, I had promised my wife and family I was not going to come to work on Saturday.
Not even given the Saturday crew the day off.
That didn't happen, did it?
No, we put out a four-hour report.
When I saw this on Friday, I had to come in.
I mean, you could not have responsibility.
I mean, I'm a necessary to murder in total tyranny if I don't do this.
Seriously.
People gotta start thinking like that.
Like, you don't fight this, you're an accomplice.
Well, I came in, and the crew came in, and wait till I cover this in 60 seconds.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
It's the infrastructure bill.
He found the infrastructure bill.
jordan holmes
He found the bill that's been talked about.
dan friesen
Thousands page long infrastructure that he hasn't read.
He saw a tweet about it, I think.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds more accurate.
dan friesen
So we'll get to his take on that, but before we do, there are some things that are actually causes for celebration in my life.
One of them is when Alex has a new song that he likes to rant over.
jordan holmes
Yes, of course.
dan friesen
Whenever we discovered you belong to the city and Alex's amazing...
jordan holmes
A great day.
dan friesen
I think that there's a new contender in the clubhouse for another song.
jordan holmes
Moonlight Sonata?
dan friesen
No.
alex jones
Hold on, my friends.
Evil will fail.
It always creeps around in the shadows and slowly builds its power.
Then it explodes on humanity for only a season.
Then it rallies the faithful.
There is a great clash.
Evil is crushed and destroyed yet again.
But then its fragments always hide to grow like poison prions.
to rise against us once again until the great white throne judgment when the universe is rolled up like a scroll and Satan and his minions imprisoned for eternity.
Then we will live in peace as one with God.
dan friesen
Amazing.
unidentified
Amazing.
jordan holmes
What is it about him and 80s-inspired pop?
That just makes you, like, it works.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, I mean, I want him to, why isn't he talking over Fascination Street?
The cure is his fucking zone, man!
dan friesen
I feel like it must take him back to, like, the blowhardy days of being 12, 13. And, like, pontificating to your friends over the radio hits.
But yeah, it's great.
I enjoy it quite a bit.
jordan holmes
No, that's fantastic.
dan friesen
Synth pop plus Alex's weird psychotic rants.
jordan holmes
It just works.
I don't know why it works.
You know those old compilation commercials that you'd see at two in the morning?
It's always with, you drive me crazy.
Like every time.
He should just have one of those.
dan friesen
Can you believe that all of these hits are together in one CD?
Can you believe?
jordan holmes
Are you shitting me?
dan friesen
I think I saw one.
I did one of those commercials recently, and it blew my mind, because...
jordan holmes
Ten CDs!
dan friesen
The technology...
jordan holmes
For one cent.
dan friesen
I get back then, like, how are you going to get all these songs?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
In one place.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It makes sense.
jordan holmes
Yes, there's no other way.
dan friesen
When we're transitioning from tape to CD, very exciting.
jordan holmes
One cent for ten CDs, there's no way this will come back and hurt me.
dan friesen
I thought that that went away, and apparently it didn't.
jordan holmes
Old people still can't use the internet.
dan friesen
It's outrageous.
Anyway, speaking of the internet, it will bring us all together.
And apparently that will lead to the singularity.
Although, that's not the singularity that Alex is talking about in this next clip.
I think it's just the devil.
alex jones
There's no other way to start the broadcast than just to say it up front.
Every day gets more intense.
Every day gets more insane as we go towards this evil singularity.
And I don't mean that as a total...
jordan holmes
Evil singularity.
alex jones
...type singularity where everything...
Becomes instant, everything's connected, and that's Satan's false singularity of God's coming singularity.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
But I mean a singularity of evil, where evil has taken completely over and is operating on all cylinders, assaulting and attacking everything in creation and trying to overturn logic and just common sense because that is at odds with its carcinogenic.
Spirit and program.
dan friesen
So there's three singularities here that Alex is talking about.
There's one that is sort of the futurist version that is what we understand as the singularity.
And that's the devil's fake version of God's real singularity.
So those are two distinct different versions.
And then there's a third one, which is what Alex is talking about, and that is that evil is banging on all cylinders and destroying logic or something.
jordan holmes
You know, Dan, Words.
dan friesen
Words.
jordan holmes
Words, words, words.
But in the word itself, it defeats his conversation.
unidentified
The singularity.
jordan holmes
Single.
dan friesen
The one.
This is how I know you're closed.
jordan holmes
There can only be one.
It's the singularity.
dan friesen
Multiplarity.
jordan holmes
No, it's the singularity.
dan friesen
Multiplarity.
jordan holmes
It can't be different singularities.
It's the singularity.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
So, we're back to Germany now, and here's how the story is developing.
alex jones
So, let me tell you what's coming up tonight on this live Sunday transmission.
First off, the largest German pathology union.
jordan holmes
One guy.
alex jones
That's coroners and people that study disease.
jordan holmes
Just a guy.
alex jones
It's a wide-ranging, largest field in doctors.
jordan holmes
Single dude.
alex jones
Have come out and said months ago the vaccines aren't vaccines, they're killing people.
It's growing crystals in their bodies and blood clots.
jordan holmes
Didn't say that.
alex jones
Need to stop it right now.
dan friesen
So months ago they came out and said, hey, vaccines, you gotta stop it.
jordan holmes
And now is the time to bring that knowledge to light.
dan friesen
Ridiculous.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Breaking news.
dan friesen
So apparently everybody who's getting COVID...
They're all vaccinated.
And again, this is sort of the essential shell game that's being played by people like Alex and a lot of the right-wing media.
It is as greater numbers of people are vaccinated, a higher proportion of people who get sick will inevitably also be vaccinated.
It is an unfortunate reality of how...
Numbers work.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's how it is.
dan friesen
But it's something that can be misrepresented and misused in order to try and create perceptions of, like, everybody who's got vaccinated is getting sick, and that's just absolutely not the case.
And the way Alex describes this is really actually kind of funny.
Like, you have to understand that he just makes up shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, listen to this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Just like you have national reports of 95 to 99 percent, Israel, it's 95 and...
Australia, it's 99. In other countries, it's 90% or so.
Of the vaccinated are the ones dying.
And Australia is only at 27%.
It's not like, well, everybody's vaccinated, so it's the variant doing it.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got 23% of Australia, as of this morning, they say, has been injected.
And you got...
99.9%.
There's one person that Australian National News is reporting in a hospital that's tested positive for COVID that hadn't been shot up.
dan friesen
One person.
jordan holmes
One man alone fighting against the tyranny of not having the disease.
dan friesen
Everybody else is vaccinated and they got sick, except for one guy.
There's just one example.
jordan holmes
Only one.
dan friesen
He doesn't show any proof of this.
jordan holmes
Nope, just one guy.
dan friesen
Just one guy.
jordan holmes
You know how you can be confident it's just one guy, because in a continent and country filled with millions of people, A rampaging pandemic.
It's always just one guy.
dan friesen
Yeah, and like in New South Wales, there's a bit of a resurgence.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
A little bit of an outbreak going on.
And one of the reasons that, if you read a bunch of articles about this, one of the reasons that people cite for this being...
One of the contributing factors, let's say, is that Australia's had a difficult time with the vaccine rollout.
They've had supply shortages.
They've had underperformance in terms of local manufacturing of the vaccine.
So there's a number of issues that have slowed vaccine coverage in Australia.
And I think, from everything I can tell, literally the opposite of what Alex is saying is true.
But it's fun.
jordan holmes
It's just so frustrating that they can use that bypass of that emotional response of just like, their libs are stupid.
Because if you could stop for one second, if you're on the right, then you have to be like, wait.
Okay, at the beginning of the pandemic, they said it was going to kill all of us.
Then they said it wasn't going to kill anybody.
Then they said it was going to kill some people, but it was fake.
And then they gave us the vaccine, and now the vaccine is killing people.
But then, now that people with the vaccine are contracting COVID, now the vaccine doesn't do anything against the people with the COVID.
The narrative has changed and twisted around on itself so many times in such a short period of time.
dan friesen
It's hard to keep track of.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it shouldn't be hard to look at them and be like, you're full of shit.
dan friesen
You forgot about that short period of time where they were dipping their toes into, is there even a virus?
jordan holmes
Yes, I remember that!
That's a drop in the bucket of storylines!
dan friesen
That was one that didn't stick around too long because it just did not work.
jordan holmes
How can you not just look at that and be like, okay.
The other guys have said the same thing the whole time.
dan friesen
Varying degrees of the same thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but like...
And also cautiously.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And with a fair amount of caveats of, like, this is a developing thing.
We don't really have all of the information yet.
jordan holmes
We're committed to learning that information, which we will then confirm via testing and repetition.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
jordan holmes
It really is weird.
dan friesen
It's pretty weird.
I think that some of the messaging that's been done, obviously, by the normal media hasn't been ideal.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Obviously.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're profit-driven, too.
dan friesen
Sure.
But, yeah, the messaging in terms of, like, Infowars world is absurd.
jordan holmes
Absurd!
Absurd!
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, let's get to this little clip here of Alex talking about the infrastructure bill.
He's mad.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
And scared.
alex jones
I'm usually tomorrow as it is today.
And everything in...
jordan holmes
And this bill talked about for months yesterday.
alex jones
...legislation we've covered before, but I had no idea.
I thought it would just be...
More transgenderism and more gun control and more open borders.
jordan holmes
Infrastructure bill.
alex jones
A trillion dollar stimulus infrastructure plan has in it stuff that when I read it in the bill, I couldn't believe it.
I mean, I knew they were going to do it, but my God.
dan friesen
Okay, so here are some specifics.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
All cars will have retina scanners and breathalyzers in them.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound right.
alex jones
By law.
You'll be watched by AI assistants, by law, in your car.
Because that's the Holy Grail.
dan friesen
That's the Holy Grail.
jordan holmes
The Holy Grail is...
dan friesen
We've always known this.
jordan holmes
How is he not happy with this?
Because he's so mad whenever people don't wear seatbelts.
dan friesen
He is a seatbelt snitch.
jordan holmes
He's a seatbelt snitch!
dan friesen
So this infrastructure bill does include a requirement that the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration come up with rules to require alcohol monitoring systems in new cars.
This is specified as a passive technology, so it by definition wouldn't be a breathalyzer type thing where you need to breathe in it to start up a car.
It seems like the sort of thing that this bill is discussing wouldn't really be feasible unless there were self-driving capabilities for all new cars, since it would aim to, quote, Passively monitor the performance of a driver of a motor vehicle to accurately identify whether that driver may be impaired and prevent or limit motor vehicle operation if an impairment is detected.
If someone's swerving, great.
You've identified a possibly impaired driver.
But in that situation, it's not like the safest thing to do would be to shut off the car.
Figuring out exactly what to do is probably going to be a real challenge.
I suspect that the reason that the language in the bill is pretty vague and it's just about getting the Highway Traffic Safety Administration to come up with rules is because there isn't a definite solution ready to go right now.
Maybe some of the technologies are at the beginnings of being, you know, on the way, but they're not there yet.
talking about in terms of retina scanners, but I imagine if that's real, it has something to do with making car theft more difficult.
Sure.
unidentified
I imagine that Alex would have the same concern if it was when they introduced keys to cars.
jordan holmes
What?
How am I going to get into my car?
What if I'm running away from a bear?
What if I'm running away from a bear?
How am I going to get into my car?
dan friesen
I think these types of bills that are over a thousand pages long and full of stuff that seems off-topic sometimes are kind of the worst.
At best, they seem inefficient, and at worst, the way they cover these far-ranging topics gives the appearance of politicians trying to sneak things into bills that couldn't pass otherwise.
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
That said, I'm not sure if Alex's argument makes much sense.
If this whole thing is about spying on you and your car and having some kind of database, it doesn't really make sense that the bill also repeals the National Driver Advisory Committee.
jordan holmes
Sure, yeah.
dan friesen
Seems like that is exactly counter to the conspiracy Alex is pitching, but whatever.
jordan holmes
You know what blows my mind?
Right.
This is terrifying, overwhelming government surveillance.
They're watching all of us.
But if you told any one of those people, we're installing Jarvis into your car, and if you're drunk, you walk into your car and you say, Jarvis, I'm shit-faced.
Drive me home.
Every single person would be like, yes, of course, I want that in my car.
It's the same thing!
dan friesen
Yeah, or danger boat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
You have a danger car.
jordan holmes
Yeah, just take me home.
Yeah, everybody would do that in an instant.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you could give it a character, people would probably enjoy it.
jordan holmes
It would be like, oh, okay, I'll scan my retinas, Jarvis.
Of course I will.
You're such a kind person.
dan friesen
So here's some more stuff from that bill that is terrifying.
alex jones
Criticizing Fauci or anybody else in the CDC is five years in prison, totally illegal, and the Fourth Amendment.
Transgenders can go in any bathroom they want with children, you name it.
Men can say they're women.
It doesn't matter.
They can be in all the sports, everything else.
And it just gets more insane from there.
dan friesen
That's in the infrastructure bill.
jordan holmes
That's just Mad Libs.
You're just throwing out shit.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Spaghetti at the wall.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So I don't have time to, or the ability to read that entire infrastructure bill.
Nope.
unidentified
But I did do some word searching in it.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
And I will tell you that the word bathroom's not in it.
jordan holmes
Not in it?
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And the only time the word restroom comes up in the bill is in a section about providing grants for gas stations that provide access to electric charging stations.
Oh, that's great.
That the gas station having a bathroom, that's a consideration in terms of their ability to get a grant.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
That's in the infrastructure bill.
alex jones
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, I think public bathrooms are good.
dan friesen
I don't know what Alex is talking about.
jordan holmes
No clue.
Anything about Kaepernick?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Weird that Kaepernick isn't mentioned in the infrastructure bill.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alex kind of gave me the impression that Kaepernick was going to be very heavily invested.
dan friesen
I think Alex ran out of steam.
He would have gotten to that part eventually.
Yeah, not a whole lot of analysis of the infrastructure bill.
jordan holmes
That's one way of putting it.
dan friesen
Yep, sure is.
But that's because Alex is mad.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
He saw a picture online.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
alex jones
Obama dressed in a baby blue outfit with a big platinum chain around his neck.
He's not a warmonger.
He's not starving Africa to death.
He's not a globalist puppet.
No, no, no.
He's an African god.
He has his super spreader event when nobody else should be able to have an event.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
With Emperor Palpatine lightning bolt shooting out.
In the video they released, I'm not joking if you're a radio listener.
We've got it up on screen.
But that's okay when he does it, and the left is on Twitter defending it, saying they want to stay locked down, and you should stay locked down, and your kids should all wear masks, but these are special people, and they don't have to.
True North Korean-style worship.
True Jim Jones-style worship.
dan friesen
So I want to ask you a question about, like, if you hear a clip like that, what is the story that's even being covered?
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess, yeah.
Obama's an asshole for throwing a big-ass party.
Congrats.
dan friesen
It seems like that's the story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That seems like it would be what the news item that Alex is covering is, but it's not.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
It might appear that the story is that the libs are hypocrites and they don't follow their own public health guidance.
But really, if you look at the way that this is being reported, that's not the story either.
The story, as it's being presented by Alex, is about how the left worships people like Obama and allows them to get away with the things they don't allow people like Alex or Trump to get away with.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That's the story.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, naturally.
dan friesen
That's interesting to me.
jordan holmes
Hey, don't forget, it's also a story about how black men wear jewelry, and we need to fear it.
dan friesen
And he's an African god or something.
jordan holmes
He's an African god.
It's very important that we mention that about Obama.
dan friesen
I feel like later coverage of the story will get more racist.
Possible.
The underlying story here is that there is a picture of Obama from his 60th birthday party that got released where he's dancing around without a mask on.
Obviously, Alex can't be outraged that he's not wearing a mask, because Alex doesn't think anyone should wear a mask, so he has to find a different lane to attack from.
And the simple hypocrisy angle, that's more of a Fox News kind of ploy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's kind of weak, T. That's a tan suit criticism.
dan friesen
Yeah, let them have that.
I will say that everyone on the left are cult members who want to be locked down but think Obama's special.
Right.
jordan holmes
So they worship him.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
No, I think he's an asshole.
dan friesen
I think that certainly the optics of that are bad.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Having this party and, you know, I think that there's fair criticism there.
I think that Alex is being a little bit of a dick.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I also think that there are marked differences between this kind of bad behavior, perhaps, or maybe unwise behavior and certainly bad public responsibility.
Sure.
unidentified
Because you do have a certain amount of responsibility to the public when you've when you're Obama.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
I think that there's a difference between that and the kind of irresponsible shit people like, Trump and Alex do around the virus and around public health.
dan friesen
And so I refuse to even accept any kind of False equivalence between the two.
jordan holmes
It's a bad faith argument.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's a bad faith argument.
dan friesen
And I can say that while still having some criticism for the bad optics and the unwise decision making of having a party that doesn't follow.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Guidance.
jordan holmes
Hey, this guy is driving around swinging a baseball bat at people's mailboxes.
What an asshole.
That is exactly like Hitler, alright?
It's the same level of crime.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not difficult.
Also, quotes.
They're not difficult.
Thomas Jefferson quotes.
jordan holmes
That's from Thomas Jefferson quotes.
dan friesen
Yeah, you just got that one from Thomas Jefferson.
jordan holmes
Quotes are not difficult.
dan friesen
The Monticello Institute has told me that Thomas Jefferson did in fact say that quotes are difficult.
jordan holmes
Hey, relax.
That was a TJ quote.
dan friesen
Here's Alex doing one of the old standards.
alex jones
Thomas Jefferson was famously asked by a French reporter, what is the level of tyranny in which humans will accept?
And he said, the level at which you will accept.
That is the level that tyrants will take us to.
And he said, the level you will accept.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Very simple.
jordan holmes
Sounds right.
dan friesen
That's a Frederick Douglass quote, of course.
jordan holmes
You betcha.
dan friesen
But the thing that I want to bring into focus here is the way that Alex is telling this story, he's now added a French reporter into it, and famously this was said.
The reason that I think that this is important is he's able to just craft this shit.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
Toss a French reporter in there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
He said that it was in a speech at other points.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The details around this don't matter.
jordan holmes
Doesn't matter.
Because Frederick Douglass said it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So you've already decided that you're going to erase a black man from history, so you might as well add a French reporter.
Who gives a shit?
dan friesen
But I don't even think it's conscious on Alex's part.
I mean, granted, I think his...
His politics would erase Frederick Douglass in favor of Thomas Jefferson.
But I think that it's just that he has this little bit of trivial grasp to this kernel of information.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he just wants to flesh it out with details to make himself sound like more of an expert.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
That's all he does.
jordan holmes
It's like his version of quoting exactly.
Deadline dash 101, 109B section 111.
Yeah, it's the whole thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's an act.
jordan holmes
It was, I think, poor taste for him not to try and do an offensive French accent there.
dan friesen
May we?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So, Alex, get to some more headlines.
Blah.
alex jones
So, the mandates are coming.
That's a nice word for forced.
The forced inoculations are coming, Fauci says, in full FDA approval will inspire a flood of vaccine requirements.
You know, I didn't see that on my list.
There's such a deluge of clips.
Do we have that clip, guys?
Somebody get that for me.
I want to play that next segment because it's not enough to just read the quote.
I want you to hear it for yourself next segment.
So the mandates are coming.
Fauci says full FDA approval will inspire a flood of vaccine requirements.
dan friesen
Fauci's comments were very specifically about how after the FDA fully approves the COVID vaccine, you're likely to see a ton of mandates on the local level regarding vaccination.
This isn't him threatening mandates, he's just expressing a sense that many areas probably already want to put in local mandates, but are reluctant to because full approval hasn't been granted yet.
In the same interview, Fauci said that further lockdowns were unlikely, but I expect Alex is going to ignore that part, seeing as that he's predicted that August 11th, today if you're listening to this, it's the beginning of martial law, which weirdly hasn't come up on this episode yet.
Strange.
I wonder what Alex is thinking about that.
jordan holmes
It's so funny to me how a local restaurant can put in a vaccine mandate and then immediately be like, oh, I also got rid of all the customers that I didn't like from before.
Isn't that weird that the unvaccinated are also the assholes that I hated who came to my restaurant before?
dan friesen
I think it's really strange to how, like...
People of Alex's politics don't believe in, like, the Civil Rights Act.
jordan holmes
No, you should be able to ban people from making their cake that has homosexual requirements because religion.
No, you can't have a vaccine mandate because I disagree with vaccines.
dan friesen
It's a little strange.
jordan holmes
It's a little pathetic.
dan friesen
So anyway, you can also tell by the exact wording that Alex is using there where he's getting this news story from.
That headline is from a Nigerian outlet called The Paradise, which is just reinterpreting a primary article from USA Today.
The headline on the blog is far more sensational and thus Alex is going to tend to cover that as opposed to the underlying action.
So, you know, it's fun to always, like, be like...
Alex, you're not reading the paradise.
You're not reading this Nigerian website.
Get out of here.
jordan holmes
You had to put it back through Google Translate twice, okay?
You're not reading this.
dan friesen
So what we got going on now, Jordan, is the culmination of like a century of evil plans that the globalists have had.
jordan holmes
A century and ten years.
They were ten years behind.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
We've got a lot more coming up today.
My friends, but the first thing I want to do before we go to break is implore you to realize how important this is.
This is the big globalist move.
This is 100 years of robber baron planning.
This is everything launched now.
And it's not going as well as they wanted.
They're just going to pour on more steam, though.
So this is going to get very destructive, very reckless, very, very dangerous.
But where they're taking us is so horrible.
And so dystopic.
We don't have a choice but to do whatever it takes to stop them.
And that's where we are right now.
So, folks, you're going to look back on these days as a piece of cake.
They're going to be claiming in a year, two, three years that half the population's dying from variants because we didn't take the shots.
Of course, it'll be all the people that took the shots that are dying, but because of the death of Logic, even those being killed won't admit it because that's too scary.
They have Stockholm Syndrome.
dan friesen
Okay, so half the population's going to be dead soon.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Good way to go out to break.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, it's fun.
It really makes sense, you know, that after January 6th, not doing anything solved the problem, and there's absolutely no way that a propagandist like this, saying that it's open season on all of our political enemies, could lead to a repeat of that event.
It's so amazing how doing nothing worked.
dan friesen
It certainly has been effective.
So Alex comes back from break, and he wants to play this clip of Bill Gates.
Although, this actually is just a clip of Anderson Cooper, who apparently was talking to Bill Gates, but Alex cuts it off before Bill Gates answers.
jordan holmes
Well, you don't want Bill Gates to talk.
dan friesen
And I'm sorry about this, but this is apparently now a thing.
We have a streak.
This is the second episode in a row where we're going to hear Alex say the word ejaculate.
jordan holmes
Goddammit, how?
dan friesen
I apologize in advance.
alex jones
But let me play this clip.
This is Bill Gates is on with the...
Other globalist heir to a giant robber baron fortune, the Vanderbilt heir, Anderson Cooper.
And Anderson Cooper is saying, well, we should just deny Social Security benefits to people.
Oh, because it's a privilege too, right?
You pay into it, it's a Ponzi scheme.
But if you don't take the deadly experimental shot that violates the Nuremberg Code saying you've got to do something, which they admit now doesn't even work and the majority of the dying have taken it.
unidentified
Wow.
alex jones
Well, then you'll just...
And then Bill Gates starts smiling like a pig, and you know what?
Here it is.
dan friesen
Shit.
unidentified
They are saying you have to be vaccinated in order to work at a corporation.
Is that something you support?
And do you think the federal government or state governments or the very least federal government should mandate if you want to get on an airplane, you have to be vaccinated?
If you want to get...
Social Security, you need to be vaccinated.
If you want to get whatever benefits they give, you need to be vaccinated for.
Is that something that the U.S. can and should do?
alex jones
And he went on to say yes, but if he just backed up...
Why didn't you let him...
Gates looks like he had a spontaneous ejaculation.
And I'm not meaning that to be gross.
It looks like he just...
I can't even make the face.
jordan holmes
He's like...
You could have played it.
And then we would see the face.
alex jones
He pulls out that special putter, Billy Baruch.
He goes, oh, Billy.
This is a big one, Billy.
And just has an orgasm.
jordan holmes
You could have just played the clip if he had an orgasm.
alex jones
He had Varid Zerkari, another globalist on CNN, do an interview with him a year and a half ago.
And he said, you know, the lockdown's never really end.
And Gates did the same thing.
He had an orgasm on air.
jordan holmes
You could play that clip, too.
alex jones
I mean, a picture tells a thousand words.
dan friesen
Okay.
Yeah.
I think he's trying to be funny.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
I think.
jordan holmes
Is that it?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's bad.
dan friesen
It's really tough to tell because he's said this a lot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he talks about Bill Gates jizzing while talking about tyranny.
jordan holmes
Yeah, true.
dan friesen
Quite a bit.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
And it's something he goes to semi-regularly.
But I think that, I mean, you could see that as an instance where he just thinks he's got his hands on a good bit.
jordan holmes
Wow, I guess you could.
dan friesen
I can't tell.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it's not funny.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
It's not delivered well.
jordan holmes
Uh-uh.
dan friesen
He has the intonation of somebody who's, like, actually saying that this dude just came.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 100%.
And it's not like he's angry like Eddie Pepitone's angry with that kind of whimsical rage behind it.
It's just...
dan friesen
Yeah, it's confounding.
I mean, I can't tell, but I am willing to believe that there is a chance that his intention is humor.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It's a failure.
jordan holmes
That is about as low a criticism as you can give of anybody trying to be funny.
I am willing to admit...
It's possible you were maybe attempting humor.
dan friesen
And failing.
But again, I apologize that you had to hear Alex say ejaculation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you have failed as a humorist.
dan friesen
So, Alex, this is also one of my favorite things.
Up there with the times that he finds a new song to rant over, when he says something like this, I just fucking love it.
alex jones
You know, I'm not going to play the head of the U.S. Teachers Union saying, force everybody to have a shot.
Everybody knows they're doing this now.
Why am I proving they're calling for it?
dan friesen
I love it when he's like, why do I prove anything?
jordan holmes
Why do I have to prove something?
dan friesen
Because you're making claims, dude.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Everybody knows this.
That is my proof.
dan friesen
So the Teachers Union did voice support for vaccine mandates.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course they did.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But Alex doesn't cover it.
And he seems angry about proving anything.
Your whole thing is proving things.
jordan holmes
I resent you forcing me to look into the things that I am making up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they are not true, sir.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to another thing that he's not refusing to prove.
And that is this story out of Germany.
alex jones
And next hour, I'm going to read to you out of the translation.
One of the major German newspapers, highly respected.
jordan holmes
Highly.
alex jones
The largest.
Medical union of doctors in the country.
jordan holmes
It's now the largest medical union.
alex jones
That's coroners, that's a lot of your top doctors.
jordan holmes
There's one guy, right?
alex jones
There's a lot of fields, over 100 fields, just the term pathologist.
Their union came out, it turns out, in March and said, looks like these vaccines are killing a lot of people.
Now they've been doing spot checks and they're finding 30 to 40 percent, depending on where they look, 30 is the low, 40 is the high.
So 35 percent of the death in Germany of people they're giving autopsies to.
Down to those shots.
Wow.
Wow.
dan friesen
So this is an interesting way to tell the story, but now, I told you that you're gonna love the hilarity that ensues.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And this is where it comes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
You may remember that when I was breaking down what the story is actually about, the original article included some comments from people from the Paul Ehrlich Institute who were saying that this doesn't match up with anything that we're seeing.
jordan holmes
I assume they own the Wuhan Laboratory?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex...
Makes a crucial mistake here.
alex jones
But don't worry, a eugenics organization that calls for world depopulation, the Paul Ehrlich Society, has come out and tried to debunk it with no proof.
And the coroner's just said, will you please come see the bodies that have been eaten by this?
You're not an epidemiologist.
How dare your environmental organization come out and say, oh, nobody's dying, because they're not environmentalists.
They want us dead.
jordan holmes
Environmental organization, huh?
alex jones
They say there's too many people everywhere.
jordan holmes
There's environmentalists?
That seems strange.
alex jones
Who do you see trained Bill Gates?
Ehrlich.
Who do I tell you about every day?
Ehrlich.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Almost every week, I tell you about Ehrlich.
Ehrlich.
jordan holmes
Ehrlich.
alex jones
Uldren.
Uldren.
Hold Root.
Ehrlich.
Because they wrote the battle plan.
dan friesen
So Alex doesn't talk about Paul Ehrlich all the time, but he does bring him up sometimes.
Mostly it's John Holdren.
John B. Holdren, the guy who wrote Ecoscience.
Paul Ehrlich was also the co-author of that.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So the Paul Ehrlich Institute is not an environmental organization.
It's actually part of the German government, and it's a biomedical research entity.
jordan holmes
He was talking about the Paul Ehrlich Society, I believe.
dan friesen
No, no.
Better.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex is confusing Paul Ehrlich, who the Institute is named after, with Paul R. Ehrlich, who co-authored the textbook Ecoscience.
unidentified
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, this is just embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Could there be any more obvious you have no fucking clue what you're talking about?
You've been talking about this specific thing for this long, and you have no idea what you're talking about.
dan friesen
It's pretty amazing.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
So Paul, who the Institute was named after, was an immunologist who cured syphilis.
He died in 1915, a good 62 years before the other Paul co-authored a textbook Alex hasn't read.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Just amazing how fucking stupid Alex is.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
dan friesen
But see, again, this is one of the things that it seems like maybe we're just nitpicking, but in reality, you have to understand how Alex processes information.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
When he's...
Doing these things about headlines, he writes a story in it, and he just adds extraneous details to stuff.
He sees the name Paul Ehrlich Institute, and he's like, oh my god, I know who Paul Ehrlich is.
And he just decides to write a story about it based on like, oh, I have this textbook that I've made everyone afraid of.
They're the same person.
No, they're not.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Just presenting things with the authority and confidence of somebody who knows what they're talking about when in reality he's just a fucking idiot.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's not nitpicking like if he misspoke, you know, like when he plays the clips of Nancy Pelosi misspeaking and all that shit.
That's a mistake.
This is a foundational element of everything he believes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And he just has no idea.
dan friesen
No idea.
jordan holmes
It doesn't matter.
It's like with the...
It's one guy.
It's one guy, you know?
Like, he's basically...
Now it turned into a whole...
If it was, like, the fucking...
If it was, like, the octopus that picked World Cup winners who just picked out of a can, like, maybe it hurts, he'd be like, the entire union of American pathologists are...
Like, he's insane!
dan friesen
No, but see, the thing is that his version of it, if you...
Like, it makes sense.
So, like, Paul Ehrlich and John P. Holdren wrote this book, Ecoscience, that apparently has to do with how you kill off a population using vaccines and blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
It was a big book.
dan friesen
So, yeah, it's in there.
It's great.
It's the plan.
It's the battle plan, the original battle plan from 1977, right?
It gets implemented into the world, right?
Everybody is doing it, and now their plans are coming to fruition vis-a-vis the COVID vaccine.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
Kill off everybody.
jordan holmes
That's what they're doing.
dan friesen
Now, there is a guy.
In Germany, who's trying to say, hold on now, the vaccines are killing everybody.
unidentified
Watch out.
dan friesen
And the Paul Ehrlich Institute is the one who tries to debunk them.
jordan holmes
It makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
It makes total sense, except for the part where there's two Paul Ehrlichs.
jordan holmes
Ooh, reincarnation.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Okay.
If not for that very important fact.
jordan holmes
Perhaps the most important fact to the entire proceeding.
unidentified
The whole thing makes a great story, except for that fact.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Which is...
dan friesen
Critical.
jordan holmes
It's like whenever, it's like in that 11th hour situation where somebody finally confirms your alibi after you've gone through like 15 days of trial and then they're like, see, we've made our case.
And then the person's like, yeah, there's one problem though.
He was not there to do that stuff.
dan friesen
It was a different person with the same name.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Oh, you almost got him though.
dan friesen
Oh, so close.
Yep.
So, Alex gets back to complaining about Obama's party, and he doesn't seem to know that it was a birthday party.
I find this very weird.
jordan holmes
Bananas.
dan friesen
And this is where it gets a little bit more racist.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Play it again with audio.
Barack Obama's in a baby blue outfit with a big platinum rapper chain.
unidentified
Woo!
jordan holmes
Man, woo!
alex jones
There's a bunch of weird-ass billionaire Jeffrey Epstein pedophiles around them.
Literally, look at the list of who's there.
It's a bunch of pedophiles and scum.
They're like, yeah, we got a black guy as our front man.
unidentified
Woo!
alex jones
He worked real good for us.
Now we've got all these black spokespersons for what we're doing.
People are all going straight to hell.
I mean, can you think of something more disgusting than this?
And it just goes on and on.
And what are they celebrating?
We overthrew the election.
We overthrew Trump.
We chomped Trump into a deadly vaccine.
dan friesen
Celebrating Obama's 60th birthday.
jordan holmes
That would be his 60th birthday that they're celebrating.
dan friesen
I feel like there is an inherent...
Disgusting racism here of only seeing non-white people as being able to be used for things.
And that mentality is pretty disgusting.
jordan holmes
Hey, this guy worked as a community organizer in Chicago, founded senator, and then became the president of the United States!
Obviously he doesn't have any agency of his own, though.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
He was being groomed by the CIA since he was a zygote.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
So another thing that we notice all the time in Alex's coverage is that razor's edge of extremism, which is you have to constantly be winning but also losing.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And Alex takes that to a parody level here.
alex jones
Welcome back.
We're now into hour number two.
Evil is always going to make a run at good.
It always builds up in secret and prepares all its spies and minions and then sends out its probes.
And if it doesn't find any opposition, it escalates the attack.
And then if you push it back, it will launch a full assault and try to take over, which it's doing right now.
I'd rather take over all sneakily, but...
Globally, you see a big ham-fisted out in the open.
Pedophilia's good.
World government's good.
Unapproved inoculations are good.
Censorship's good.
Mass starvation in the third world from the lockdowns is good.
This is real desperation death throw stuff.
I'd use the analogy of Blade Runner, the original with Harrison Ford, when he shoots Chris, and when she realizes she's dying, she's like, I mean, that's what's going on right now.
The question is, how many of us are they going to drag in the hole with them?
And with all these nuclear weapons and bioweapons, these globalists may release them just to take us down with them.
So we're not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination.
We're in some deep crap.
But they are getting their ass handed to them.
We're just too powerful.
The lust for freedom.
And lust isn't a good word in the Bible, but it's a good word to me.
I'm just saying there's a desire for freedom.
I just...
I desire freedom more than I desire the most beautiful woman you can imagine.
jordan holmes
You understand that's blasphemy.
alex jones
First and foremost, it's my goddess.
dan friesen
Freedom is his goddess.
jordan holmes
I mean, he understands that the point of lust is that it takes away from your worship of God.
dan friesen
I don't think he understands a lot of the nuances of...
jordan holmes
Religion?
dan friesen
Yeah, but he lusts for this freedom.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, God is actually, part of the point of his religion is to become a servant before God and relinquish that freedom.
dan friesen
Not a submission.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
So if you lust after freedom, you're literally denying the existence of your own God.
dan friesen
I know a guy that Alex would dig.
Satan.
jordan holmes
Oh man, his favorite thing is when God said, do what thou wilt.
That was his...
I'm telling you, it's false flags.
He's been Satan the whole time.
dan friesen
Could be.
So, Alex is, you know, he's presenting this, like, we're kicking the shit out of these globalists, but look out, they're gonna nuke us.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's comical.
dan friesen
I can't do anything here.
jordan holmes
That's ridiculous.
dan friesen
Yeah, alright.
jordan holmes
We're too powerful.
Now, at any point in time, they can wipe us out with a single button press.
But we are so powerful, they won't even press that button again.
It only takes a single button press.
Maybe a bad day from one of these globalists, and we're all fucking dead.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to talking about how Lady Freedom is goddess.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And it leads him to get a little bit mad about the idea of bowing down to lesser men.
alex jones
I desire freedom more than I desire the most beautiful woman you can imagine.
It's first and foremost, it's my goddess.
And I'm not some occultic goddess worshiper.
I do like the things God's created, but you get what I'm saying.
There's a North Star I'm following.
It's freedom.
And it sure as hell isn't subserving my will over a bunch of degenerate nobodies.
unidentified
I'll burn in hell before I do that.
alex jones
See, there's my flesh saying that.
No, Lord, please help me.
No, I don't want to burn in hell before I do that.
I love you, Jesus.
Help me.
The point is, I will not bow to these people.
I bow to God immediately because God is incredible, and I've seen it.
I will not bow to these lesser people.
Never!
Never gonna happen!
jordan holmes
No, I'll bow to Trump.
alex jones
Let's get into the big news here.
Joe Rogan is a smart guy.
dan friesen
Amazing.
jordan holmes
The big news.
Let's get into the big news.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
There's a progression here that is so goddamn funny.
He's screaming about how he's not going to bow down to a lesser man.
Like, no.
alex jones
I will not.
Never, never.
dan friesen
Now, let's get to the news.
Like, that transition alone is hilarious.
Wolf Blitzer screaming about how he will not bow to a man.
Can you imagine any other newscaster making that kind of a pivot?
jordan holmes
Amazing.
I mean, that speech that Edward R. Murrow gave, where he just went off on Eisenhower, right?
Just went off on Eisenhower.
Said that Eisenhower's the worst president ever.
Fucking, he's gonna light himself on fire before the...
Kong ever even fucking tried it!
He is gonna kill everybody!
And then, of course, he's gonna go back to the news.
dan friesen
This country is plagued by demons!
Good night and good luck.
jordan holmes
Good night and good luck.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that transition's hilarious.
And then the transition from, like, let's get to the big news, and then the big news is that Joe Rogan is smart.
jordan holmes
Joe Rogan is a smart guy.
Joe Rogan is a smart guy.
dan friesen
It's a one-two punch that I just...
I love that.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
So Alex is mad that people are critiquing Joe Rogan about his vaccine stupidity recently.
jordan holmes
I like how we had a theory that maybe this isn't so not on purpose.
Maybe this isn't so unintentional, Rogan's platforming of all this shit.
And that anti-vax shit is like, alright, now you're going.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It seems like he's dipping his toes further.
Yeah, yeah.
Hope...
Spotify feels real good about their investments.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
I hope they feel real good.
jordan holmes
Rogan is on that same path, it feels like, that 18-year-olds, or, like, 14-year-olds were on 10 years ago where the YouTube algorithm, like, all of his friends just keep recommending, hey, here's a good guy, here's a good guy, here's a good guy, and then all of a sudden the guy from news radio is now like, I'm gonna say it!
dan friesen
We're gonna have to get rid of the black population, and you're like, what the fu- Yeah, I mean, I think that there is a dark possible future where Rogan is essentially, like, another Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
A passively red-pilled asshole.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I think that he's too old for it to be, like, really effective.
Because I think it'll take a while for him to really break hard to the extreme.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he'd have to...
dan friesen
He's still, as the presentation of a naive dope.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That kind of is a protective shield for his $100 million contract.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
I think the saving grace he has is that Republican politicians and far-right figures don't do a shit ton of drugs all the time, or at least not are open about it, whereas he's just like, I am high all the time.
What are you going to do?
Follow me?
Get out of here.
dan friesen
So Alex plays a clip of Rogan talking about this stuff, and I didn't watch the entire Rogan episode because I do not have the time.
Unless Alex is on.
But I think that there's a really elementary thinking error that you can pinpoint in Rogan, just from the clip Alex plays.
alex jones
I want to play the clip, and then I want to show you just a small snapshot.
This is a small snapshot.
I've got like 50 articles.
I'm going to show you 10. Okay.
From prestigious organizations saying exactly what Joe said, but the system knows what he said is true.
unidentified
Thank you.
Thank you.
alex jones
They are simply hoping you don't look at the information.
So here's what he had to say a few days ago on his podcast.
joe rogan
Vaccination can enhance the transmission of highly virulent pathogens.
So this is a scientific paper from 2015 that shows that...
Here's one important quote.
Vaccines that keep the host alive but still allow transmission can thus allow virulent strains to circulate in a population.
So vaccines that don't kill the virus, vaccines that allow people, like this is one of the things we're finding out about.
What they're calling breakthrough cases.
So people who are vaccinated can still get COVID and they can still transmit COVID.
This recently happened at the comedy store.
A vaccinated comedian gave some of them vaccinated, some of them not.
That situation where the vaccine just kind of protects you from serious damage, but it protects you from really being badly hospitalized or death.
But doesn't stop you from getting the virus can possibly lead to more potent viruses.
So these people that are saying, oh, it's these unvaccinated people that are responsible for the variants.
Well, there's actually scientific papers that point to the very sort of environment that we're creating by having so many people vaccinated with a vaccine that doesn't.
Kill off the virus.
It actually can lead to more potent viruses.
Try finding that story anywhere.
dan friesen
So it is true that the fact that there are some breakthrough infections, it's not ideal.
And in a perfect world, vaccines would stop the spread of any illness.
However, there's a critical thinking error that Joe Rogan is making here that's required for this argument to make any sense.
He's acting as if the vaccine has no effect on whether or not a person will get COVID, which is not true.
It greatly reduces transmission, even if it doesn't do so completely.
Joe's argument is essentially him taking the present circumstances and comparing them to a perfect vaccine In that context, yeah, this vaccine doesn't look so good Some people will still get mild cases of the virus and they have the potential to pass it along to other people Even though we do have to stipulate that some people can transmit the virus even though they're vaccinated,
The alternative is people who are not vaccinated, who spread the virus a lot more.
In reality, Rogan's argument against vaccination only makes sense as an argument in favor of vaccination.
If his concern is the potential for viral mutation and transmission, the risk of that is substantially higher, the lower the rate of vaccination is in the community.
Also in a fun turn of events, Andrew Reed, the scientist who authored the study Joe's talking about, has come out and said, quote, "Joe Rogan is getting this completely Yeah, that sounds about right.
So...
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if this is the breaking news that Joe Rogan's smart that Alex wants to...
jordan holmes
Hey, okay.
All I'm saying is if it doesn't solve all of our problems immediately and permanently, what we should do is wait a little bit.
See how the science looks.
Let several hundred million people die.
And then I'll think about getting vaccinated.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that when you create sort of bizarre alternatives to compare something to, you can always make something look either really bad or really good.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
And that's kind of the mistake.
And I'm willing to believe that Rogan is making just like a mistake there.
In some way.
I think he just hasn't thought about anything.
jordan holmes
Some people are not pointing out, Dan, that with scuba gear, if you go too far down, sometimes the pressure will make it not work.
And that's why we should never go in the water.
dan friesen
This checks out.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Why won't anybody report this?
jordan holmes
Why won't anyone report that you can't go lower than 1,200 feet?
dan friesen
And you shouldn't go in water, period.
jordan holmes
Ever!
dan friesen
So, Alex gets a little bit heady, and he starts talking about Bible verses.
I think he...
This is another instance of a thing that he...
I think he doesn't understand Bible text.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
How powerful is 2 Chronicles 714?
Because if you understand that, you understand everything in the universe.
Put it back up for me, please.
If my people, the people that love justice and goodness, who want to be good, which are called by my name...
Shall humble themselves to stop playing God and pray, make a connection to me, and seek me.
It says it right there.
Pray, seek me, connect, and turn from their wicked ways.
God knows you're not perfect.
God made you.
Said King David was a man of his own heart.
That's what God's like?
Killing his best buddy to have sex with his wife?
Damn, God made us.
God's got passion.
dan friesen
David was a man after God's own heart because he had unwavering faith and because he was repentant.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
The takeaway from that is not supposed to be that God also wants to fuck his wife.
jordan holmes
God gets it!
That's what the takeaway from that story is, is that God's your bro, man.
dan friesen
David was a man after God's heart because he liked to sling dick around.
jordan holmes
Look, what, are you gonna sex shame him?
That's bullshit!
You're gonna tell me that God doesn't get it?
unidentified
I...
jordan holmes
What, you think Zeus didn't fuck?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, the problem, really, that I guess I have is that...
jordan holmes
Just one?
dan friesen
Well, in this specific instance...
I always forget to apply the same level of bad reading comprehension that Alex has for the news to religious texts.
jordan holmes
The thing that he cares about the most, theoretically.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I always forget.
jordan holmes
It's about the headlines.
dan friesen
So, in talking about this Bible verse that he gets really excited about, he gets into a headspace that's not...
Unlike ISIS in many ways.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Imagine going to a Barack Obama party or going to a Chuck Schumer party or going to any of these.
A Bill Clinton party.
dan friesen
Let me tell you, the best thing about a Chuck Schumer party is a Chuck Schumer party don't stop.
jordan holmes
I don't want to go to any of these parties.
alex jones
And those are the most empty nobodies in the world.
But you just pull off the side of the highway at some old black church.
Some old white church, some old Hispanic church, where real people are, and you just feel like you're on fire.
You feel satisfied.
You feel real.
Everything they claim they are, they don't have nothing!
Zero!
These people have no power!
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
alex jones
They're the failures.
They weren't connected to God.
That's why they'd go against God's plan.
So I say stop worshiping these damn people.
And stop bowing down to them.
And stop worrying what happens to this stupid-ass body.
You're going to lose this thing.
Stop loving this damn flesh and giving it all your power and worrying about it and dumping potions on it and petting it all day.
You should take care of your body because it's God's temple.
But if you lose your body in the service against evil, that is a blessing.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
All right.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, that's...
jordan holmes
Hey, hey, just so you know...
That as long...
Look, you're going to die anyway.
Right.
So you might as well die in service to the Lord.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you die fighting the globalists, it's a blessing.
jordan holmes
You get twice as much heaven.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You get the most heaven.
dan friesen
That's upsetting.
Also, what potions are you putting on your body?
jordan holmes
I want to know!
Is this fucking Harry Potter?
What is happening?
People putting potions on.
dan friesen
Alex has been playing too many adventure video games.
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
Jesus.
dan friesen
Potions.
I would understand lotions.
jordan holmes
Ah, no, no, no, no.
He's actually specifically referencing a high potion which will restore 500 HP, my friend.
dan friesen
Okay.
So Alex gets to talk about his commitment to the Infowar.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he says something that kind of surprised me.
alex jones
Yeah, the four snoculations are coming.
That's coming up.
And we'll hit a lot of other stuff.
And I'll just say this right now.
If I had two or three times the funding we've got, I could have done a lot more.
And I'm not bitching.
I know our audience is amazing.
You've done great things supporting us.
But I am completely all in.
I mean, I'm trying right now to sell my house and put it into the fight, which is not even a hard decision to make.
I mean, you've got the whole damn thing coming in on your ass.
Everything's in.
It's all in.
All in.
All in, ladies and gentlemen.
So just go to MyPillow.com.
Oof.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
unidentified
Oof.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
That's a sad, sad ending.
jordan holmes
We're in the fight against the globalists.
dan friesen
Buy a fucking pillow.
jordan holmes
I need money, so go to MyPillow.
dan friesen
So I can get a taste of it.
jordan holmes
So I can get a 3% cut out of everyone.
unidentified
Oof.
jordan holmes
Ouch.
dan friesen
I thought he sold his house six months ago.
jordan holmes
He's selling his other houses.
He's selling his secret houses.
dan friesen
This sounds like just...
A rerun?
jordan holmes
Listen, if I were a better businessman, I would have been able to do more for you, but I'm not that good, so I'm fucking ripping my pillow now.
dan friesen
I will tell you that we overextended ourselves in the info war.
Look, they told us it was stupid to buy tanks made out of diamonds.
jordan holmes
Maybe.
Maybe it was a bad move.
dan friesen
And I see now that they might have been right.
But, would you consider buying a pillow?
Because I need another diamond tag.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that reminds me of when I was working at that fucking coupon place.
And one day, everybody is working and he's just like, the owner of the company is just like, you know what?
I'm going to turn the third floor into a coffee shop.
You know, it's going to be like a Starbucks.
Nobody will have to pay for it.
See, I'm giving you guys a gift.
And he's like, no, pay us, you asshole.
What are you talking about?
dan friesen
This is a very Groupon-esque.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a bunch of dicks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All right.
This little part of the office is decorated like a tree.
Oh, it's like a little forest that you can go do work in.
jordan holmes
See, look!
dan friesen
Oh, and there's a bunch of lacroix around.
Why am I still a temp after a year and a half?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
You assholes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you fucking dicks.
dan friesen
So Alex gets back to the Germany story.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And now that we know that he has the wrong Ehrlich.
It's kind of funny to recognize that that's basically his entire angle on the story.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
dan friesen
It's amazing.
jordan holmes
Unreal.
alex jones
And I already know all this, but it's scarier than hell to have one of the leading pathologists in Germany who's done his own study of a bunch of dead bodies found the same number, 30 to 40 percent dead.
Of the dead bodies, 30, 40 percent of the bodies they're now autopsying died of the vaccine, they believe.
unidentified
Oh, don't worry, though.
alex jones
Where's my book at?
What did I do with my...
Oh, here it is.
Where'd my eco-science book go?
Did I remove it?
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Oh, it's right here.
Look at this.
But don't worry, who's in the article?
They've got the John P. Holdren Institution saying, with no evidence it's not true, when he wrote the science book on depopulation, poison vaccines, poison fluoride, and everything else.
Paul Ehrlich's the famous eugenicist just killed most of the people.
His plan finally got adopted.
dan friesen
Man, just embarrassing.
jordan holmes
Just, I mean, it could not be, like, sitting there, I felt like I was handing him rope slowly.
I was just like, here you go, I guess this is all your decision.
I'm just holding the rope, man.
I'm not doing anything, I'm not moving, I'm not getting in your way.
dan friesen
We're just watching you shit on your desk.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh boy.
dan friesen
I always find it interesting to imagine the audience listening to this and still taking them seriously.
And one of the reasons that they can is that the information that there are two Paul Ehrlichs and Alex has no idea what he's talking about, that never penetrates InfoWars content.
That never gets on the show.
And if you were just passively listening to this...
It's really easy to assume that it is the same Paul Ehrlich.
Because why not?
There would be a Paul Ehrlich Institute named after this famous scientist.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
One of them is a guy whose work was in ecological concerns.
Sure.
It's a little weird that they'd be weighing in on the science in Germany about...
You know, biological and immunological issues.
jordan holmes
That's really the only thing that you can point to.
dan friesen
It's a little weird, but you know what?
Maybe there's a...
jordan holmes
There's a tie-in, for sure!
dan friesen
And maybe there is this German Paul Ehrlich Institute that just really admired Paul Ehrlich's work.
And so they named it after him.
Or maybe he endowed the beginning of the institute.
jordan holmes
Thomas Jefferson didn't build my middle school, you know?
Like, it's just named after him.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so I think if you're passively listening, you could be like, yeah, it makes sense.
It is the same person.
And it's not.
And Alex is building so much of this conspiracy on the idea that it's suspicious because it's the same person.
And it's not.
And it's just pathetic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not good.
dan friesen
And Alex, even just reporting on this story, can't help himself from just adding lies.
alex jones
The pathologist, however, received support from his own ranks.
The Federal Association of German Pathologists stated that more autopsies of vaccinated people who die within a certain time frame and after vaccination should be performed.
They went on to say they're seeing higher death rates from the vaccinated.
dan friesen
So, the part there at the end is Alex editorializing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not in the article.
Because the rest of the stuff makes sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, the people, the pathology union, again, more people should get autopsies because then we'd have more information to go on.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
12 out of 40 is not the sample size you can use to draw conclusions about a large population.
dan friesen
No, and that even the 30 to 40% of those people who are being referenced in this article, they did not prove that they died because of vaccination.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
dan friesen
So there is more information that is required, and that is what there is a call for.
More information.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex adding that other detail onto the story is what he does because the actual text of this article that he's reading is underwhelming and doesn't match the conspiracies that he's built up around it.
jordan holmes
Hey, this guy's got concerns.
Maybe let's find out some more stuff.
dan friesen
Right.
No, everyone's dying.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
So I got towards the end of this episode and I was kind of feeling empty.
Martial law begins on Wednesday.
jordan holmes
It seems like that would be more important than an obscure German scientist giving a shit.
dan friesen
Or Alex not knowing who Paul Ehrlich is.
But there's, you know, the last episode was pretty intense.
You know, like, we're going, it's happening.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's this emergency alert system thing that's going to be the cover for the internet takeover.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And Biden's going to put in this martial law and also maybe a climate emergency, but also maybe it'll happen a different day.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
But it's going to happen.
jordan holmes
Right.
Does he realize that his sponsor is holding a three-day-long talk-a-thon to overthrow the government?
dan friesen
He does.
And I was concerned that it hadn't come up.
None of this had come up on this episode, and now it does, and maybe we shouldn't worry about it.
Okay, that's nice.
unidentified
Look, maybe the 11th isn't that big a deal.
jordan holmes
I will walk it back.
dan friesen
Maybe, but I'm not.
alex jones
I'm glad that the boom operator mentioned this to me, because it's something I'd forgotten.
dan friesen
Real quick, this boom operator...
jordan holmes
Knows what's up.
dan friesen
He should get a production credit.
jordan holmes
Totally!
Absolutely!
dan friesen
The number of times that I've heard Alex say the boom operator brought this up, it's staggering.
unidentified
This is the VIP of InfoWars, is that boom operator.
dan friesen
Because it is not their job to give a shit.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
And apparently, they're coming through in the clutch and telling Alex, hey, you forgot to talk about this.
jordan holmes
Also, the only member of his staff who has never fucked up, his mic has always sounded good.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's wearing like a lapel mic.
jordan holmes
I know, but environmental.
alex jones
When I said last week, and I'm not hedging my bets because I was clear then, that Obama, also known as O 'Biden, which is Biden's puppet, so that Freudian slip was actually real, but I don't say Biden, I say Obama.
That when the president, who stole it by fraud, has his way.
dan friesen
A lot of dependent clauses here.
jordan holmes
There's a lot going on.
We've already got a little tangent that we just left on.
Hey, I didn't say anything weird.
That's definitely not me.
dan friesen
So Biden, that's all we've gotten so far.
unidentified
Always.
alex jones
They are fully intending to never have real elections in this country again.
Now they're a domestic security force of spies and contact tracers.
And they do have an emergency alert system thing for the 11th when Mike Lindell starts putting out.
Is evidence of election fraud.
I'm not saying that's why they're doing it.
And I'm not saying for sure Biden will do it then.
But maybe they're trying to find out who the leakers are.
But they're in the White House meetings drawing up the plans.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
And I just believe Jack Posobiec has got great sources.
I made some calls and said, yeah, we're being told.
Big national emergency announcement on the 11th or near to that.
And I said when I announced it last week, they may not do it, but definitely they're gearing up for it, and they have this FEMA emergency alert.
dan friesen
Yeah, so maybe it's not anything, and maybe it's not the end of the world.
Maybe our listeners aren't going to be listening to this on the way to FEMA camps, and I don't know, maybe that entire day's programming that I did that was super sensational, and maybe it was nothing.
jordan holmes
Well, you know, but we got a few sales out of it.
dan friesen
Thank God I'm the tip of the spear.
jordan holmes
Tip of the spear!
Almost happened.
Guaranteed, we would have been at that spear tip if what we were stabbing was happening.
dan friesen
This is kind of impressive in some ways.
I mean, he's given up on this narrative before it even, like, the date happens.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He is cut bait.
jordan holmes
Oh, easy.
dan friesen
100%.
jordan holmes
Smartest move.
Smartest move.
dan friesen
I think, well, yeah, I guess if you're just trying to push sales, that is the smartest move.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Smarter move, bigger picture.
For the health of society is don't do this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be the smartest move.
unidentified
Stop.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be the smartest move.
dan friesen
Stop acting this way.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not worth it.
jordan holmes
This is a problem.
dan friesen
Whatever pittance you're making from Mike Lindell is not worth it.
jordan holmes
No.
No, it's not.
dan friesen
Speaking of Mike Lindell.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Alex is going to be on location this week.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course he is.
alex jones
I'm going to be in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
alex jones
For the Mike Lindell event, broadcasting live from there.
Because it is very important, and he has a $5 million prize, and I do have a lot of evidence.
So we're going to be there, so be sure and tune in this week for all of that.
dan friesen
You sound defeated.
jordan holmes
That is a man with the confidence that after this 72 hours, we will have a 9-0 Supreme Court justice decision.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
That delivery of him being like, Mike's got a lot of evidence.
It's like, no, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't.
And I also think that there is, like...
Alex, I think, is going because he might be realizing that Mike Lindell is not going to be able to fund things after this.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
This is a last-ditch kind of effort.
I don't know how deep these pillow bags are, these pillow sheets, these pockets, these pillow pockets.
jordan holmes
The laundry is running low.
dan friesen
It can't possibly go on forever.
And Alex is, I think he may be, alright, I'm going to take what I can get here.
jordan holmes
I'm going to head over there, I'm going to do some talking, and I'm going to try and double my speaking fee.
dan friesen
So, for Friday's episode, Jordan, what I was thinking about doing was doing the episode about the end of the world that's happening today.
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Because we've already decided, we've already found out it's not.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So, I was thinking about doing something about Mike Lindell's stream.
But man, I don't know where to start.
It's set like three days long.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
There's nowhere to start or end.
It's gonna be a stream of consciousness rant, and he's planning on doing it for 72 straight hours.
dan friesen
I've seen some people posting some nice clips on Twitter of how well it's going so far, and I appreciate that.
But what I think I'm gonna do is check in on Alex's Caravanity Project Part 3. I think we're gonna have to.
But it's not really a caravan.
I need another pun.
I'll come up with something.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Cyberwolf.
dan friesen
Saberwolf.
jordan holmes
Saberwolf.
Shit.
dan friesen
Cyber Symposium Wolf.
jordan holmes
Let's see.
We could call it My Road Trip.
Now, I want to make a MyPillow pun, but I'm drawing a blank right now.
It's brutal.
dan friesen
The MyThrillo.
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
No, it's not great.
It's not great.
Something will come to me, and I'm sure...
jordan holmes
Something that rhymes with Sioux Falls.
dan friesen
Sue falls, but like getting sued falls.
jordan holmes
Sue falls.
There we go.
dan friesen
I don't know how to spell that.
Anyway, I look forward to seeing what Alex is doing there out on the road.
Very sad sounding announcement for him here on this Sunday episode.
Leads me to believe that his coverage is going to be a little bit mopey.
Anyway, we will check in on that.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
unidentified
It's paulherlick.com.
jordan holmes
No, it's knowledgefight.com, but the knowledge fight we're referencing died in 1922, unfortunately.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter, at Paul Ehrlich.
jordan holmes
At knowledge underscore fight, and at Paul R. Ehrlich.
dan friesen
Also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and also on Facebook.
And iTunes.
Please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people do God's work.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis.
steve quayle
Here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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