Knowledge Fight - #551: April 20-21, 2021
Aired: 2021-04-23
Duration: 01:48:09


=== A Bright Spot In Stressful Times (03:47) ===

[00:00:24]  Oh, a couple of neckbeards indeed.
[00:00:27]  literally just make stuff up they don't ever talk about what alex jones actually talked about they don't actually say what he actually says they don't actually delve into his sources of information mr freeson mr freeson i was live you numskulls they're in league with some sort of cult leader called selene knowledge fight mocking info wars every single day it's really just incredible it's almost hard to comprehend.
[00:00:54]  KnowledgeFight.com.
[00:00:57]  I love you.
[00:00:58]  Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
[00:01:04]  I'm Jordan.
[00:01:05]  We're a couple dudes like Cerepter, Donald Trump, and Cepaches, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones and his sources.
[00:01:11]  Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
[00:01:12]  Shout out to DJ Dan Arkey.
[00:01:14]  Oh, of course.
[00:01:15]  Thank you so much for whipping up that fourth or fifth We're going to close the episode with a little special DJ Dan Arkey track.
[00:01:25]  So stay tuned for that at the end of the episode.
[00:01:28]  It's incredible.
[00:01:29]  But yeah, hey, what's up?
[00:01:31]  Oh, that's right.
[00:01:32]  Dan?
[00:01:33]  Jordan.
[00:01:33]  What's your bright spot?
[00:01:34]  Why don't you go first?
[00:01:36]  I have a little thinking to do.
[00:01:37]  I will tell you.
[00:01:38]  You know, had some stressful times the past couple of days.
[00:01:43]  And then last night, my partner was like, I'm just vibrating with fury and stress and all this stuff.
[00:01:51]  And she's like, you know what you should do?
[00:01:53]  You should take a bath.
[00:01:54]  So, I took a downright...
[00:01:59]  Ecstatic bath.
[00:02:01]  Absolute...
[00:02:01]  This makes me furious.
[00:02:03]  Incredible.
[00:02:04]  So what I did, I used a whole thing of bath salts.
[00:02:06]  That's twice as much as you're supposed to use.
[00:02:08]  Maybe.
[00:02:09]  I mean, depends on the size of the bag.
[00:02:10]  Deep relaxation is what it was called.
[00:02:12]  I had that.
[00:02:13]  I had the Cubs game on my computer.
[00:02:15]  I could watch that.
[00:02:16]  And I had my vape pen to my left hand.
[00:02:18]  It was the best.
[00:02:19]  Nice.
[00:02:20]  It was the best.
[00:02:20]  I'm happy for you, although this really, really sets me off because I do feel like...
[00:02:25]  You don't own baths!
[00:02:27]  No, no, no, that's not why.
[00:02:28]  I'm happy for you to enjoy a bath.
[00:02:30]  But I do have visceral memories of me telling you, yeah, baths are great, and you judging me for it.
[00:02:36]  Of course I did.
[00:02:36]  And now your partner comes in and she's like, hey, come on, why don't you take a bath?
[00:02:41]  We both haven't matured over the years.
[00:02:44]  I've come more towards your direction on baths.
[00:02:47]  Bullshit.
[00:02:47]  Yeah.
[00:02:49]  I guess, um...
[00:02:51]  What's your bright spot, buddy?
[00:02:53]  What would my bright spot be?
[00:02:54]  I don't know, man.
[00:02:55]  I've...
[00:02:57]  I don't know.
[00:02:57]  I guess not caring?
[00:03:01]  Is that kind of a bright spot?
[00:03:02]  I would say that's kind of a bright spot.
[00:03:04]  I don't give a shit.
[00:03:05]  Like, okay, here's what I would say, I guess, in terms of a bright spot.
[00:03:09]  Hey, there's nothing left to lose.
[00:03:10]  There was a, you know, I had a lot of anxiety about the prospect of Knowledge Fight getting noticed.
[00:03:17]  Sure, sure, sure.
[00:03:18]  Visually by Infowars.
[00:03:19]  It was something that was kind of, it was always in the back of my mind as like being a little bit like, oh, that's kind of scary.
[00:03:25]  Uh-huh.
[00:03:26]  And it doesn't matter.
[00:03:28]  Nothing happened.
[00:03:29]  Nobody cares.
[00:03:30]  It's fantastic.
[00:03:31]  It's great.
[00:03:32]  Best case scenario.
[00:03:34]  We got a new theme song out of it.
[00:03:36]  That's all we needed.
[00:03:37]  Yeah, so some kind of fear that I had about the acknowledgement.
[00:03:42]  Sure.
[00:03:42]  And granted, maybe I'll be killed by an info warrior tomorrow.
[00:03:45]  Wow.
[00:03:46]  But at this point, you know, there's been a couple of harassing emails, and they're all from the same email address.
[00:03:52]  I found the guy's address really easily.
[00:03:55]  So if you're listening, buddy.

=== Policy Wonk's Anniversary Toast (06:06) ===

[00:03:57]  Yeah, congrats.
[00:03:58]  Just do a little bit more security.
[00:04:01]  Don't send threatening emails from your personal email account.
[00:04:04]  Try a proton mail account.
[00:04:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:05]  Something like that would be good.
[00:04:06]  Go for it.
[00:04:08]  Yeah, I mean, I'm not too worried about this nonsense.
[00:04:11]  It's great.
[00:04:12]  I think a lot of people are probably tuning in and hoping to hear, like, sort of a deconstruction of that.
[00:04:19]  Naturally.
[00:04:19]  That's kind of, you know, that's kind of a big deal.
[00:04:21]  And I think they will be...
[00:04:22]  Everybody likes feuds, you know?
[00:04:24]  Sure.
[00:04:24]  Yeah.
[00:04:25]  I think they will be sorely disappointed.
[00:04:27]  Super.
[00:04:28]  I have no interest in really talking about Harrison Smith's breakdown.
[00:04:33]  Not at all.
[00:04:33]  And part of the reason is because he wasn't critiquing our show.
[00:04:36]  He was critiquing an article that we didn't write.
[00:04:38]  Yeah.
[00:04:38]  I don't care.
[00:04:39]  No, I don't give a shit.
[00:04:40]  Give a shit, yeah.
[00:04:42]  So anyway, I figured the only thing we can do is move ahead and do the stuff that we do.
[00:04:46]  And that is, we're going to be talking about April 20th and 21st, 2021, Blackjack.
[00:04:51]  Oh, wow, man.
[00:04:53]  Now, you see, you were doing Updand in 2021.
[00:04:55]  I almost did.
[00:04:56]  You almost did.
[00:04:57]  I almost did.
[00:04:58]  You can't surprise me with a bit change mid-bit.
[00:05:00]  I surprised myself.
[00:05:02]  Yeah, so we're just going to do business as usual.
[00:05:05]  We're going to be talking about...
[00:05:05]  And I was going to...
[00:05:06]  My birthday is this weekend.
[00:05:07]  It is.
[00:05:08]  And so one of the things that I was going to do is I was going to treat myself to going back to 2003.
[00:05:13]  But I just felt like, you know, we've got the issue with the Chauvin trial.
[00:05:18]  Sure.
[00:05:19]  And I think that it probably is more important that we go ahead and talk about that.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  And take care of some of this present-day business.
[00:05:26]  Not a bad one.
[00:05:27]  And what better present I can give myself than to do some work?
[00:05:32]  As usual.
[00:05:33]  So, Jordan, we're going to get into business on this, but before we do, we'll take a little moment to say, hey-o, what's up to some new wonks?
[00:05:39]  That's a great idea.
[00:05:41]  So first, Paul Joseph Watson's laminated map of solitude.
[00:05:44]  Thank you so much.
[00:05:44]  You are now a policy wonk.
[00:05:45]  I'm a policy wonk.
[00:05:47]  Hey-o, Paul Joseph Watson's etc.
[00:05:50]  Rude.
[00:05:51]  Next, Bigsby Smalls should point out that's a dog.
[00:05:54]  Thank you so much.
[00:05:54]  You are now a policy wonk.
[00:05:55]  I'm a policy wonk.
[00:05:57]  Heyo, Bigsby Smalls!
[00:05:59]  Next, Rachel.
[00:06:00]  Thank you so much.
[00:06:00]  You're now a policy wonk.
[00:06:01]  I'm a policy wonk.
[00:06:03]  Heyo, Rachel!
[00:06:04]  Every time you shake your head, it gives me hope.
[00:06:07]  Like, I'm fed by it.
[00:06:09]  I'm growing stronger when you shake your head.
[00:06:12]  Next, this one's actually, there's two possible names, so you could choose which one you prefer at the end of it.
[00:06:17]  First is the most delicious hamburger in the galaxy.
[00:06:21]  And the second is Simon's Disappointed Dad.
[00:06:24]  First or second?
[00:06:25]  I'm gonna have to go with second, just for non-personal reasons.
[00:06:30]  Alright, Simon's Disappointed Dad, you are now a policy wonk.
[00:06:32]  I'm a policy wonk!
[00:06:34]  Oh, Simon's disappointed dad!
[00:06:36]  I gave you eyebrow raise that time.
[00:06:37]  I know.
[00:06:38]  I mean, it might be the last time.
[00:06:40]  Next, it's pronounced A-T-A-T, not At-At.
[00:06:43]  Thank you so much.
[00:06:44]  You are now a policy wonk.
[00:06:46]  I'm a policy wonk.
[00:06:48]  Hey-o!
[00:06:49]  Mr. At-At Imperial Walker!
[00:06:51]  That was straight at you, Jordan.
[00:06:53]  Yes, it was.
[00:06:54]  And I'd like to give a little technocrat shout-out to a couple of folks out there.
[00:06:58]  Tom and Kelsey, thank you so much.
[00:07:00]  You are now a technocrat.
[00:07:01]  Or two technocrats in a pod.
[00:07:03]  I'm a policy wonk.
[00:07:04]  Crikey, mate, that's fantastic.
[00:07:06]  Have yourself a brew.
[00:07:07]  How's your 401k doing, bro?
[00:07:09]  All right, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
[00:07:11]  Let's just get down to business.
[00:07:13]  We ain't making that money off that heroin.
[00:07:15]  Why are you pimp so good?
[00:07:17]  My neck is freakishly large.
[00:07:18]  I declare info war on you.
[00:07:21]  Thanks so much, Tom and Kelsey.
[00:07:23]  Yes!
[00:07:24]  Two peas in a policy wonk.
[00:07:26]  I would call them a dick.
[00:07:28]  Tick in the force.
[00:07:30]  Policy wonk force.
[00:07:31]  Ah, no.
[00:07:32]  Lost it.
[00:07:33]  Lost it.
[00:07:33]  Okay.
[00:07:34]  I was trying.
[00:07:35]  So, hey, this weekend, not only my birthday coming up, I'm very excited about that, but also, I should tell you that coming to theaters and VOD, the Mortal Kombat, we're sponsored by Mortal Kombat.
[00:07:46]  We are not sponsored by Mortal Kombat.
[00:07:49]  We are not sponsored by Mortal Kombat.
[00:07:51]  Jordan, Jordan, Shang Tsung got in touch with me.
[00:07:56]  He sent you an email from shangsong at gmail.com.
[00:07:59]  It's a real threatening email.
[00:08:01]  All this publicity we've been getting.
[00:08:03]  You will take your soul.
[00:08:04]  All this publicity we've been getting.
[00:08:05]  He's like, guys, gotta promote the movie.
[00:08:09]  No.
[00:08:09]  Also this weekend, though.
[00:08:11]  Very exciting.
[00:08:11]  Yes.
[00:08:12]  Now, I want to call myself out on this.
[00:08:13]  Sure.
[00:08:14]  Just right off the top.
[00:08:15]  Of course.
[00:08:15]  Naturally.
[00:08:16]  I made an incomplete note about what kind of shout out this is.
[00:08:22]  So, on the 24th, this Saturday.
[00:08:25]  This is Shan and Jay, right?
[00:08:27]  They either have an anniversary or they're getting married.
[00:08:31]  But that could be your zero-eth anniversary.
[00:08:34]  Or they're going to a dog marriage.
[00:08:35]  No, no, no.
[00:08:36]  It's one of the two.
[00:08:36]  It's either their wedding is this Saturday or it's their anniversary.
[00:08:41]  I think it's their wedding.
[00:08:42]  All right.
[00:08:42]  If this is your anniversary, cut this out.
[00:08:46]  Play it next year.
[00:08:47]  If it's your wedding, cut it out and play it at your goddamn wedding.
[00:08:52]  Congratulations either way.
[00:08:53]  Yes, yes.
[00:08:54]  Congratulations either way!
[00:08:55]  And thank you for helping me remind myself I've got to write more specific notes.
[00:09:00]  Jeez.
[00:09:01]  I like the idea that you...
[00:09:03]  Like when you said I wrote an incomplete note, I had this mental picture of like that...
[00:09:09]  That Civil War note where the guy is being murdered and it's like, ah, right at the end.
[00:09:13]  That's what I was looking for.
[00:09:15]  So, Jordan, today, like I said, 20th and 21st of April.
[00:09:19]  Sure.
[00:09:20]  But before we get into today's episode, we have a Out of Context drop.
[00:09:24]  And it comes in the form of the game show that is taking over the country.
[00:09:29]  Okay.
[00:09:29]  And that is...
[00:09:30]  Who is Alex gonna tell to burn in hell?
[00:09:33]  Is that taking over the country?
[00:09:35]  We've done it a couple times.
[00:09:36]  Can I get R, S, T, L, N, and E?
[00:09:41]  None.
[00:09:41]  Okay.
[00:09:43]  None of those.
[00:09:43]  Okay, fine.
[00:09:44]  I was gonna try.
[00:09:45]  Yeah.
[00:09:45]  You're going for Wheel of Fortune shit?
[00:09:47]  I was going for Wheel of Fortune shit.

=== Vandalism Of A Defense Witness's Home (07:40) ===

[00:09:48]  None of those letters.
[00:09:49]  Okay.
[00:09:50]  Do you have a guess?
[00:09:50]  None of those letters?
[00:09:52]  No.
[00:09:54]  No.
[00:09:56]  Burn in hell, CIA!
[00:09:57]  Burn in hell!
[00:09:58]  Damn it!
[00:09:58]  How was I supposed to know that it was those letters?
[00:10:01]  Well, it wasn't any of the ones you said.
[00:10:03]  It wasn't any of the ones I said.
[00:10:04]  So he wants the CIA to burn in hell.
[00:10:05]  Man, I am bad at...
[00:10:07]  Wheel of Fortune.
[00:10:09]  So Alex gets to talk in here.
[00:10:11]  We're going to start on the 20th.
[00:10:12]  And this is a day where, of course, in the afternoon, the Derek Chauvin trial's verdict comes out.
[00:10:19]  But there's a good bit of anticipation surrounding that.
[00:10:22]  People were kind of aware that closing arguments had been done and the jurors had been deliberating.
[00:10:28]  And Maxine Waters had come out and made some comments that Alex isn't happy about.
[00:10:34]  Oh, of course not.
[00:10:35]  This will take up quite a bit.
[00:10:36]  Yeah.
[00:10:37]  But he doesn't have a problem with black women speaking.
[00:10:42]  Not at all.
[00:10:42]  No, no, no.
[00:10:43]  Not a pattern.
[00:10:44]  It doesn't matter in the scheme of things about George Floyd or about Chauvin.
[00:10:50]  They're both humans.
[00:10:51]  They both have red blood.
[00:10:52]  God made them both.
[00:10:53]  I mean, they matter to God, but to the globalists, they don't matter.
[00:10:57]  They're just pawns in this game.
[00:10:59]  I guarantee you, George Floyd didn't want to get addicted to methamphetamine and to...
[00:11:05]  Fentanyl.
[00:11:06]  And I guarantee you the cop that turned out was friends with him and worked at the same club with him didn't want to kill him.
[00:11:13]  But they're humans.
[00:11:15]  And so we're flawed and things go wrong and bad things happen.
[00:11:19]  But now the media can sit there and divide and conquer us and control us.
[00:11:24]  Turns out they've gone to the former home.
[00:11:27]  I'll cover it next segment.
[00:11:28]  Guys got my article out there in the printer.
[00:11:29]  Thanks.
[00:11:32]  Of one of the defense witnesses.
[00:11:35]  Went to his home, hadn't lived there in two years, threw a dead pig head on his property, on the former property, and spread blood all over it.
[00:11:45]  We'll show you all that coming up next segment.
[00:11:48]  There's some of it right there.
[00:11:52]  Barry Brode's former residence.
[00:11:56]  And they went to the other jurors' homes because CBS doxxed them yesterday.
[00:12:01]  CBS said, here's who they are, so you can go harass them.
[00:12:05]  The Maxine Waters commentary is going to be a major part of this, but where Alex begins is this pig's head and the idea of CBS doxing folks.
[00:12:15]  So I've seen that story reported in other outlets than Infowars, and I'm going to go ahead and assume that this act of vandalism towards the defense witness's former home did happen more or less as described, although Alex does still seem to be embellishing it a tiny bit, like blood all over.
[00:12:28]  Yeah, well, come on, it's a better story.
[00:12:30]  To be clear, I am against this kind of thing, and I feel like it's counterproductive to the ability of trials to proceed.
[00:12:35]  According to an NBC News article, the people responsible are being sought and are, quote, accused of felony vandalism.
[00:12:41]  So there's a decent chance someone's going to get in trouble for that.
[00:12:44]  That being said, I would be remiss if I just let Alex play this game of fake outrage.
[00:12:51]  In November 2020, Roger Stone was on trial, and in case you don't remember, Alex spent a couple days on his show trying to dox potential jurors in that case.
[00:12:59]  Alex didn't even know for sure that the person he was naming on his show was actually even a potential juror in Roger's case, but he was still going to go ahead and put a target on them.
[00:13:08]  And so nobody else will release it.
[00:13:11]  That appears to be who it is with about 99%.
[00:13:14]  Probability.
[00:13:14]  Oh, hey, it just appears to be who this person is.
[00:13:17]  Right, right.
[00:13:18]  I just still really feel like once you have put out a bounty on somebody, you don't get to be like, and now they're mistreating the jurors!
[00:13:27]  You don't get to do that.
[00:13:28]  After you do this whole big thing where it's like, this is the name of Roger Stone.
[00:13:32]  Exactly, yeah.
[00:13:33]  No, you lose.
[00:13:34]  You lose forever.
[00:13:35]  Goodbye.
[00:13:36]  Naturally, Alex Fent felt a little bit insecure about his actions because it's a very clear attempt at jury tampering.
[00:13:42]  So he even addressed that.
[00:13:46]  And then Media Matters goes, Jones should get arrested for jury tampering and harassing jurors.
[00:14:01]  It's completely legal and lawful when someone's a public figure.
[00:14:06]  What if Brad Pitt was on the jury?
[00:14:09]  What if Obama was on the jury?
[00:14:10]  What if it was Robert Mueller?
[00:14:13]  What if it was Hillary Clinton?
[00:14:14]  What if it was Chelsea Clinton?
[00:14:15]  Oh, she got called.
[00:14:16]  Oh, she's on it.
[00:14:17]  Oh, Chelsea Clinton's going to sit on the jury for Roger Stone.
[00:14:19]  You'd say, that's crazy.
[00:14:20]  Get her off.
[00:14:21]  It's the same thing.
[00:14:23]  It's one of their minions.
[00:14:26]  And we've got her name.
[00:14:29]  And we're going to release it.
[00:14:30]  Oh, boy.
[00:14:33]  Because that's what the press does.
[00:14:35]  I know there's a war on the press.
[00:14:36]  It's an interesting strategy to claim this juror that Alex was talking about as a public figure on the level of Brad Pitt or Hillary Clinton, but that was just desperation talking because he knew that Roger was guilty as shit.
[00:14:46]  No, she had a lot of hits in the late 90s.
[00:14:48]  She was really killing it.
[00:14:50]  She got her big break with Thelma and Louise.
[00:14:53]  It's so convenient whenever you can just redefine public figure to be suspected minion of my imaginary enemy.
[00:15:03]  Anyone that I despise.
[00:15:06]  If the people who threw a pig's head at that house had thrown it at the house of a juror, or if one of the jurors in the Chauvin trial was being targeted, then I wouldn't be okay with that at all.
[00:15:16]  That would fall into the same kind of category as Alex's behavior, but what did happen is a little bit of a gray area.
[00:15:21]  And again, I'm still against it, but the person whose former house it was was a witness for the defense who had already given their testimony.
[00:15:28]  You could argue that it was a retaliatory vandalism, and I suspect that's why it's being considered a felony, but I do think that that's different than trying to...
[00:15:37]  very publicly doing like six months ago yes very much so CBS also didn't dox anyone the local Minnesota Minnesota affiliate published an article that discusses the jurors broadly speaking just vaguely in in details like their age and information about their perspectives CBS This is not the same thing as what Alex did.
[00:15:57]  If Alex can show actual instances of people showing up at the jurors' homes, he should do that.
[00:16:01]  But I can't find instances or any evidence of that being a real thing.
[00:16:05]  I suspect he's just taking that defense witness story and then making up another story on top of it.
[00:16:10]  Because it's more fun.
[00:16:11]  I'm a huge fan of people who have, you know, really taken to heart all of the historical lessons about intimidating witnesses being a thing that puts you on the side of good.
[00:16:24]  I think that's really, you know, history judges people for intimidating witnesses very positively.
[00:16:30]  That's kind of history's thing.
[00:16:33]  So, Roger, when he was on trial, Alex did this whole thing.
[00:16:36]  This whole nonsensical display on his show.
[00:16:41]  Yeah.
[00:16:42]  Interestingly, he doesn't bring this up when talking about the efforts that some people have made to intimidate jurors.
[00:16:47]  That is surprising.
[00:16:49]  Instead, on his show here on April 20th, he's just talking about how when he's been in trial situations, the globalists have tried, or I'm sorry, the media has tried to intimidate his journalists.
[00:17:02]  I've been involved in jury trials.
[00:17:05]  I've been involved in situations we later learned where the media got involved in contact with the jurors.
[00:17:09]  And said, if you don't do the right thing, we're going to dox your ass.

=== Critiques And Contradictions (11:34) ===

[00:17:13]  That's how corrupt the corporate media is.
[00:17:15]  They're not media.
[00:17:16]  They're terrorists.
[00:17:19]  They're the enemies of this country.
[00:17:21]  So I guess Alex thinks he's a terrorist.
[00:17:24]  Yep.
[00:17:25]  I think Alex should think he's a terrorist.
[00:17:28]  It's interesting.
[00:17:29]  So, like I said, one of the big things that goes throughout this episode is critiques.
[00:17:35]  Of Maxine Waters having some public statements about the Chauvin trial.
[00:17:42]  And Alex is kind of mad.
[00:17:44]  He's kind of mad that she grandstands on issues like this, but won't take on some of the bigger issues that Alex cares about.
[00:17:51]  And Maxine Waters said, well, that's what civil rights looks like.
[00:17:56]  But she doesn't say a word about three million Muslims in death camps, a million Christians in death camps, a million Buddhists in death camps.
[00:18:07]  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:18:09]  She'll pick one of the 14 black men killed each year in a wrongful situation out of 350 million people, and she'll make a huge deal about that all day and act like that's all the world's problems to distract from the fact that she's a monster that sold out to China 30 years ago and de-industrialized this country.
[00:18:32]  And that she promotes Planned Parenthood that was established to kill black people.
[00:18:39]  Can you imagine if I set up a group that's mission was to, quote, kill black weeds?
[00:18:44]  What?
[00:18:44]  Kill black subhumans.
[00:18:46]  That's who she works with.
[00:18:47]  That's who she really funds.
[00:18:49]  Isn't the Republican Party exactly that?
[00:18:52]  See what they've done to black people and everybody else for that matter.
[00:18:54]  They just started on them, so they're farther down than us.
[00:18:58]  You think I feel strong as a human watching them brainwashed, dumbed down, drugged out, dying, killing each other?
[00:19:03]  It makes me feel like a sack of garbage.
[00:19:05]  But to people like her and the Democrats and Joe Biden that passed the laws, to if a black guy gets busted with drugs, he gets three times the sentence of a white person, to those real elitists, because they're beyond racist.
[00:19:17]  They're elitist.
[00:19:19]  Is that beyond racist?
[00:19:20]  They see us as animals.
[00:19:21]  They see us weak and falling apart and dying and going bankrupt.
[00:19:25]  They see that and it makes them feel big inside.
[00:19:29]  Makes them feel strong.
[00:19:31]  Because the truth is they're fallen and they're ugly and they're stupid and they're bad.
[00:19:34]  These globalists.
[00:19:35]  They're black, they're white, they're Christian, they're Catholic, they're Jewish, they're Muslim, they're Chai Com, they're everything.
[00:19:41]  They're from all our groups.
[00:19:42]  But they're of their father.
[00:19:45]  The dirty...
[00:19:46]  There it was.
[00:19:46]  My bad.
[00:19:47]  I spoke too soon.
[00:19:48]  My bad.
[00:19:48]  My bad.
[00:19:49]  That's a loser.
[00:19:50]  He's a loser.
[00:19:51]  I take it back.
[00:19:52]  My bad.
[00:19:53]  That's on me.
[00:19:53]  He's a loser.
[00:19:54]  The devil.
[00:19:55]  Yeah, come on, man.
[00:19:56]  I know.
[00:19:57]  I should have known he was going to pull it home.
[00:20:00]  Yeah, I mean, like, I do appreciate how, you know, conversations about issues like the carceral state or China...
[00:20:10]  End up becoming rants about how they're all from the devil.
[00:20:14]  They're all children of the devil.
[00:20:16]  The literal Christian devil.
[00:20:18]  Who I should point out is a loser.
[00:20:19]  Yes.
[00:20:20]  That loser-ass devil.
[00:20:21]  I thought he was doing great so far, to be honest.
[00:20:24]  Also, incidentally, Maxine Waters has spoken out consistently about the human rights abuses in China.
[00:20:28]  On September 30th, 2020, she spoke on the House floor in support of the Uyghur Forced Labor Disclosure Act of 2020, saying, quote, The government of the People's Republic of China falsely refers to these concentration camps as vocational camps or re-education camps.
[00:20:41]  Make no mistake.
[00:20:42]  The truth is that today, in 2020, one million human beings are being held in concentration camps where they're beaten, starved and flogged.
[00:20:48]  forced to work long hours in conditions that can only be described as inhumane.
[00:20:52]  And we haven't even gotten to America yet.
[00:20:54]  Their relatives often have no idea where they are or whether they are alive.
[00:20:57]  They're dying each day due to the cruelty of their living conditions and the brutality of the Chinese government, which executes them with impunity.
[00:21:09]  Some of the notable Alex-friendly folks in the House who voted nay on that include Louie Gohmert, Paul Gosar, Jim Jordan, Devin Nunes, and Steve Scalise.
[00:21:21]  Alex is making up that people like Maxine Waters don't ever deal with the issues that he wants them to deal with because that makes it easier for him to trivialize things like the George Floyd killing.
[00:21:30]  The reality is, however, that Alex is just making up everything he says.
[00:21:34]  He has no idea if Maxine Waters has spoken out publicly against the Chinese human rights abuses, but the idea that she hasn't is the only option that fits into how his content is supposed to feel.
[00:21:44]  Totally.
[00:21:45]  Because that feeling is more important than accurate reporting.
[00:21:47]  That feeling is reported as fact.
[00:21:49]  And this is just bad work.
[00:21:51]  This is how he operates.
[00:21:52]  It is the most infuriating part of the right-wing bullshit sphere, is that it's like...
[00:21:58]  We only pay attention to these people whenever they do something we don't like.
[00:22:02]  So we have honestly no idea whatsoever if she's ever spoken about China.
[00:22:06]  No clue.
[00:22:07]  No clue.
[00:22:08]  Doesn't matter.
[00:22:09]  Wasn't paying attention when she did that.
[00:22:11]  I am only mad whenever she speaks out about something that I care about.
[00:22:14]  Wait, what is the Uyghur Force Labor Disclosure Act of 2020?
[00:22:17]  Totally no clue.
[00:22:18]  No clue.
[00:22:19]  No clue.
[00:22:20]  So, you know, sometimes the world opens up a little bit.
[00:22:26]  You know, like...
[00:22:26]  I think that, you know, now that vaccines are going around a little bit more, we're getting to a point where there's a possibility of, like, meeting a friend for dinner.
[00:22:36]  Right.
[00:22:36]  And it's kind of exciting.
[00:22:38]  Or being able to go to a friend's house for a barbecue or something like that.
[00:22:41]  There's a ballgame in my future, and I'm very excited.
[00:22:44]  It's kind of nice.
[00:22:45]  It's very exciting.
[00:22:47]  Unless.
[00:22:48]  Very bad.
[00:22:49]  You're like Alex.
[00:22:50]  Uh-oh.
[00:22:51]  And you go out to dinner with James O 'Keefe.
[00:22:55]  It was a really great evening last night.
[00:22:56]  I had like a two and a half hour dinner with James O 'Keefe and his fantastic crew.
[00:23:02]  And it's just an honor to be around these type of souls who love liberty, who are indomitable, and who have a fighting spirit.
[00:23:08]  It just makes me feel strong.
[00:23:10]  And it was really great.
[00:23:11]  And O 'Keefe turned to me after dinner and he said, Hey, we're going to give you a big exclusive tomorrow.
[00:23:17]  We're going to actually let you break it at 11 a.m.
[00:23:21]  And it's another terrorist.
[00:23:22]  They caught at the border and a cover-up of what happened.
[00:23:24]  They were given the internal documents.
[00:23:26]  That is breaking in 10. James O 'Keefe operates on one thing and one thing only, and that is attention.
[00:23:35]  If you're ever in a position where James O'Keefe is offering you an exclusive, you need to ask yourself some very serious questions about the legitimacy of the story that he's trying to give you.
[00:23:44]  I am 100% sure this man, whose entire career is based...
[00:23:49]  Off of lying to the people that he is speaking to at any given point in time.
[00:23:54]  For the sake of attention.
[00:23:55]  For the sake of attention and profit.
[00:23:57]  I am sure there's no way he would backstab Alex.
[00:24:00]  I'm not saying backstab necessarily, but you gotta be asking yourself, does he just not want to stand behind this story?
[00:24:06]  As it turns out, it's not an exclusive.
[00:24:08]  It's a video that's up on Project Veritas that Alex just plays.
[00:24:12]  He's calling it an exclusive.
[00:24:13]  It doesn't fucking mean anything.
[00:24:14]  I don't even believe they had dinner.
[00:24:16]  How is it possible that you can...
[00:24:19]  Like, the Infowars itself is blackballed on the major right-wing conservative news networks, but O 'Keefe can hang out with Alex and then still be like, Fox News is like, look at the new O 'Keefe masterpiece.
[00:24:33]  To be fair, we don't have corroboration they went to dinner.
[00:24:36]  That's true.
[00:24:37]  That is true.
[00:24:38]  That's true.
[00:24:38]  Alex does say a lot of shit.
[00:24:40]  You can't trust him bullshitting about that.
[00:24:41]  He also said this is an exclusive, and it's fucking not.
[00:24:43]  It's true.
[00:24:44]  That's true.
[00:24:44]  So let's get to that real quick.
[00:24:45]  Here is the scoop that's not...
[00:24:48]  Project Veritas exclusive Department of Homeland Security insider leaks quote significant event report showing suspected terrorists being tracked and apprehended on US-Mexico border.
[00:25:00]  This is the third one in a couple of weeks and they want this shut down so folks get the article out.
[00:25:05]  I don't care what Project Veritas does but also even if everything that's being said here is true then I don't care about their scoop.
[00:25:13]  Nope.
[00:25:13]  A suspected terrorist was tracked and arrested when they tried to enter the country.
[00:25:17]  That's just a story that tells me that border security is pretty alright and catching terrorists.
[00:25:20]  Nope, nope, it's not working.
[00:25:22]  It's a failure!
[00:25:23]  Biden's administration is ruining everything by catching terrorists whenever they cross into this country.
[00:25:29]  Also, if I were James O 'Keefe, I'd probably shy away from stories like this about terrorists and the border.
[00:25:35]  They run the risk of reminding people about that time in 2014 when he dressed up as Osama Bin Laden and walked across a stretch of the Rio Grande River, supposedly illustrating how easy it would be for Bin Laden to sneak into the country.
[00:25:45]  It was super embarrassing, and he got dunked on pretty hard, so I'd be careful about reminding people about that video.
[00:25:51]  I would say go for it, O 'Keefe.
[00:25:54]  I think this is a great idea.
[00:25:56]  You're gonna get all the attention in the world, and absolutely, you should dress up like Osama again, and then die in the ocean?
[00:26:03]  I will say that the sort of, like, flair for costuming period seems to be over in James O 'Keefe's career.
[00:26:10]  That could be.
[00:26:10]  He seemed to love to dress up earlier on.
[00:26:13]  You know, when you're...
[00:26:14]  Young, you like to dress up.
[00:26:16]  That happens.
[00:26:17]  You get older, you know, you put away childish things.
[00:26:19]  No, he just likes to wear a suit, act really dramatic.
[00:26:23]  Ugh, I hate him so much.
[00:26:25]  Interview weirdos.
[00:26:26]  I hate him so much.
[00:26:27]  Who maybe used to work at Facebook.
[00:26:28]  Ugh.
[00:26:29]  Yeah, he's the worst.
[00:26:30]  Yep.
[00:26:31]  So, we got a new instance of social media censorship going on here.
[00:26:37]  This one doesn't quite fit all the usual suspects.
[00:26:40]  It also probably isn't true.
[00:26:42]  Meanwhile, Facebook removes posts by Breonna Taylor's mother criticizing Black Lives Matter, saying they never helped her, and they're full of crap.
[00:26:50]  Wow.
[00:26:51]  So now the mother of Breonna Taylor, who was killed wrongly, and Senator Paul passed a law to try to stop the no-knock warrants being used too much, he gets beat up for passing a law to protect her.
[00:27:03]  It's all upside down.
[00:27:05]  So you can see here Alex's position on the killing of Breonna Taylor has changed.
[00:27:08]  Now that there's an angle he can use to attack Black Lives Matter.
[00:27:11]  Oh my god.
[00:27:13]  Because he's using the mask of being sympathetic about her death to make his attack on Black Lives Matter more palatable.
[00:27:19]  You fucking opportunist bullshitting...
[00:27:22]  This is shady as hell and I have zero respect for it.
[00:27:25]  A couple of quick fact checks here though.
[00:27:27]  Taylor's mother did not say that Black Lives Matter was a fraud.
[00:27:31]  She was commenting on the Louisville chapter of Black Lives Matter, which she said she also has never dealt with.
[00:27:36]  Also, there's no indication that Facebook took down her post.
[00:27:39]  It's entirely possible that she removed it herself.
[00:27:41]  There's no verification on that.
[00:27:43]  Also, Rand Paul was beaten up by his neighbor in 2017, and reports on the neighbor's trial have called it a fight, quote, over a lawn care dispute.
[00:27:52]  Breonna Taylor was killed on March 13th, 2020, so unless this neighbor attacked Rand three years in advance as retaliation for passing laws limiting no-knock warrants, then what Alex is saying makes no sense, and he's just grasping at straws.
[00:28:05]  Also...
[00:28:06]  Rand Paul's bill, S3955, was read twice and then referred to committee where it has been since June 2020.
[00:28:13]  It is a dead bill.
[00:28:15]  Rand Paul has not succeeded in doing the thing that Alex is giving him credit for, which his neighbor apparently beat him up for three years prior.
[00:28:21]  I think that's a long hair incident.
[00:28:25]  I think if Rand and I were to get into a fight, they would be described as an existential incident insofar as I do not appreciate his existence.

=== Respect Fire (05:51) ===

[00:28:34]  So that would just...
[00:28:35]  That would be my excuse.
[00:28:37]  Sure.
[00:28:37]  That's what I would have.
[00:28:38]  I feel like you might be the sort of cat who would like...
[00:28:42]  You could get in a long hair dispute with him.
[00:28:44]  I could find a long hair dispute.
[00:28:46]  I could find any kind of dispute.
[00:28:49]  I just feel like it would be you'd like put poison on some of his yards so it would spell out something really offensive maybe in the grass.
[00:28:56]  No, but what if he has a dog that ate it?
[00:28:58]  I would never, ever, ever hurt a pet.
[00:29:01]  Despite it being Rand Paul's pet, that is still a good pet.
[00:29:05]  Trim his bonsai into offensive shape?
[00:29:09]  Out in front of his house, maybe?
[00:29:10]  Oh, I think I could probably get a crane, and then, you know like that gag where you've got the bucket of water on the door, and you like, open it, and then somebody gets, oh, that's terrible!
[00:29:23]  I get a crane, but like a really tall one.
[00:29:26]  And then when he's walking out of his house in the morning, I just pee right on his head.
[00:29:31]  And then whenever he's not sure what it is, and he looks up, Right into his mouth.
[00:29:35]  No way to kill a dog there so that I think you're safe.
[00:29:38]  I would say that if you were doing that, you'd be playing with fire.
[00:29:43]  Possibly.
[00:29:44]  And now the globalists want to burn down America.
[00:29:47]  They want to hold the police and our local government hostage so they roll over and a lot of them are.
[00:29:53]  They're playing with fire.
[00:29:55]  They're playing with fire now, aren't they?
[00:30:00]  Fire has a way of getting away from you.
[00:30:02]  Way of blowing back.
[00:30:04]  Burning you real bad.
[00:30:06]  That's why I don't play with fire.
[00:30:08]  Is it?
[00:30:11]  Don't you?
[00:30:12]  What did old George Washington say?
[00:30:13]  Old George, our leader.
[00:30:18]  What'd he say?
[00:30:19]  What did he say?
[00:30:21]  He said, fire is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
[00:30:27]  This isn't a real Washington quote.
[00:30:29]  I was going to say, that's not a Washington quote by any shot!
[00:30:32]  The structure of discussing fire in this exact construction with the servant-master dichotomy was traced back to at least 1637 by the website Quote Investigator.
[00:30:42]  And the same idea and quote, but being applied to water, was traced back to 1562.
[00:30:49]  The first time this turn of phrase was credited to Washington was in 1902 in an article in the Christian Science Journal, and it's not even been consistently credited to Washington since then.
[00:30:59]  It's just another example of Alex throwing around fake quotes.
[00:31:03]  Man, I think that one probably goes all the way back to like 150,000 years ago, whenever it was just like, ugh, and that meant it's hot.
[00:31:11]  Run away.
[00:31:11]  You can use fire for things, but also it can fuck you.
[00:31:15]  Exactly.
[00:31:16]  Don't touch it, it's hot.
[00:31:18]  I was listening to that clip, though, and I got really excited because, you know, every now and again, I hate the doors, but every now and again, I'm in the right mood for that playing with fire.
[00:31:25]  Sure, sure.
[00:31:26]  I don't know.
[00:31:27]  Maybe I was just in the right mood.
[00:31:28]  And the way that Alex was doing the, like, don't play with fire.
[00:31:32]  I learned not to play with fire.
[00:31:34]  Fire is a way of biting you.
[00:31:36]  I got really excited, and then when he said this, I got even more excited.
[00:31:40]  You're the ones playing with fire.
[00:31:43]  You're the ones letting it out of the box.
[00:31:46]  And you don't control it.
[00:31:50]  And those that release the fire are almost always the ones burned by the fire.
[00:31:55]  That doesn't sound true at all.
[00:31:57]  You must respect the fire.
[00:31:59]  And you must keep the fire at arm's length.
[00:32:02]  But those of you that embrace the fire of 666 will be burned by the fire.
[00:32:09]  You cannot attack the fire.
[00:32:12]  You are not in command of the fire.
[00:32:14]  Because you're playing with fire.
[00:32:18]  You play God?
[00:32:20]  You're not.
[00:32:22]  *laughter*
[00:32:26]  I wasn't ready for the fire to be the devil.
[00:32:28]  I really wasn't.
[00:32:29]  Oh, man.
[00:32:30]  Oh, boy.
[00:32:31]  I thought it was just about taking chances.
[00:32:33]  See, now who got tricked by it winding up being the devil?
[00:32:36]  Yeah, I know.
[00:32:38]  I was hoisted on my own petard.
[00:32:41]  I was playing fire, if you will, and I got burned.
[00:32:43]  Do Christians not know how silly it is to use 666?
[00:32:50]  Oh, it's three numbers!
[00:32:52]  I also do like the idea that you have to respect the fire.
[00:32:56]  You gotta respect the fire.
[00:32:57]  Wait, the devil?
[00:32:58]  You gotta respect the devil?
[00:32:58]  Keep the devil at an arm's length!
[00:33:00]  Alright, you don't embrace it, you respect the devil.
[00:33:04]  And when he was saying, you gotta keep the fire, I was thinking of that Kenny Loggins song.
[00:33:07]  Well, I was thinking of that too.
[00:33:10]  So yeah, that little diatribe was a little fun for me.
[00:33:13]  Yeah, I always appreciate it whenever he really loses the thread while trying to do lyrics, and then he's like, what if I combine the two, and then I'll have a thing to say.
[00:33:22]  What if I turn this into a block of content?
[00:33:26]  Then I have to do less work.
[00:33:29]  Then I have a good excuse to have not covered any news stories.
[00:33:35]  Dumb asshole.
[00:33:37]  Spoken word album is coming our way once he's off the air.
[00:33:41]  Anyway, Jordan, this clip, this for me is just like, every now and again you need that cute moment.
[00:33:48]  Sure.
[00:33:48]  And I think that this is really cute.
[00:33:51]  Because there is a war on for your mind.
[00:33:54]  No.
[00:34:02]  There are a lot of diseased...
[00:34:04]  crazy people who always seek to destroy innocents.

=== Racist Drag Show Narratives (15:14) ===

[00:34:11]  And when we bow down to them, well, we get destroyed.
[00:34:16]  He can't stop himself!
[00:34:18]  He can't do it!
[00:34:19]  He can't do it!
[00:34:20]  It's too catchy, Dan!
[00:34:22]  I almost started whistling!
[00:34:24]  It's too catchy!
[00:34:25]  He has to start whistling in the middle of a sentence.
[00:34:28]  He can't stop!
[00:34:28]  It's amazing.
[00:34:31]  That, my friend, is a human moment.
[00:34:33]  That is very cute.
[00:34:35]  That is very cute.
[00:34:36]  So, not so cute is Alex's story corner on this episode.
[00:34:42]  Oh, no.
[00:34:43]  Except a little bit of a story about something that happened when he was getting divorced from his wife.
[00:34:50]  Okay.
[00:34:52]  How is it possible to turn this racist?
[00:34:54]  Because I feel that's where we're going.
[00:34:56]  It's not going racist yet.
[00:34:57]  Okay.
[00:34:59]  We'll get pretty deep into that later.
[00:35:00]  Sure.
[00:35:01]  This story in particular is more...
[00:35:03]  I don't even know what it is.
[00:35:06]  I think the story Alex is trying to tell is a couple of really hot ladies after he was getting divorced, right?
[00:35:14]  A couple of hot ladies.
[00:35:15]  All right.
[00:35:16]  Invited him to a drag show.
[00:35:18]  Okay.
[00:35:19]  And here's what happened.
[00:35:21]  And I don't know what it's about women liking this.
[00:35:23]  When I was getting divorced, a couple of gorgeous women that lived in the condos with me.
[00:35:30]  Well, one of them did.
[00:35:30]  One of them didn't live there.
[00:35:32]  Said, hey, we want to take you to this drag show contest.
[00:35:34]  And I'm like, I don't really go to topless bars.
[00:35:36]  And they go, no, no, no, this is tasteful.
[00:35:40]  It was in North Austin.
[00:35:41]  I lived in downtown then.
[00:35:42]  I was like a year into my divorce.
[00:35:44]  I wasn't divorced yet.
[00:35:45]  I'm like, okay, I mean, I'll go with you.
[00:35:48]  You know, there were two gorgeous brunettes that took me.
[00:35:52]  I get there and I go, what the hell?
[00:35:54]  This is like, half of these are men.
[00:35:56]  And the smell of the hormones, I was sick.
[00:35:58]  And then they all got mad at me that I was there.
[00:36:00]  And they're like, you're right.
[00:36:01]  We didn't know it was all men.
[00:36:02]  We thought there'd be a few here.
[00:36:03]  Let's go.
[00:36:05]  What?
[00:36:05]  But I remember, and we were there like 15 minutes.
[00:36:08]  This story makes no sense.
[00:36:09]  This is incoherent.
[00:36:11]  Yeah.
[00:36:12]  And insane.
[00:36:13]  Yeah.
[00:36:14]  I wonder what the reality of the story is, if he's just making all this up.
[00:36:17]  Yeah.
[00:36:17]  I mean, it rings true in the sense that I have no doubt that at a certain point in his life, someone invited him to a drag show.
[00:36:27]  Sure.
[00:36:28]  That I would believe.
[00:36:29]  Well, yeah.
[00:36:30]  It feels strange that you would accept that invitation.
[00:36:33]  I would also believe they would be incredibly...
[00:36:34]  It doesn't sound like he knows what a drag show is.
[00:36:36]  It's possible.
[00:36:37]  I think he thinks that it's a burlesque show.
[00:36:40]  Maybe.
[00:36:40]  And it's not a drag show.
[00:36:42]  It's tasteful.
[00:36:43]  Wow, man.
[00:36:44]  Isn't that sad?
[00:36:45]  There's a certain part of me that finds it so sad that if you're a conservative, Christian, white nationalist, you can't enjoy a drag show, which is one of the most joyous places that I've...
[00:36:57]  There's...
[00:36:58]  Everybody's happy at a drag show!
[00:37:00]  There's a lot of happiness.
[00:37:01]  It's so happy!
[00:37:02]  I think that this story may or may not actually be true, or it might be greatly embellished, because I think it's really just an avenue for him to get into bashing drag queen story out.
[00:37:12]  Yes, of course.
[00:37:13]  And so, one of the things that I've noticed that he does all the time is basically he says that his reporters have captured, like, pornographic footage of kids with, like, naked men and stuff like that.
[00:37:27]  And it's like, no, you haven't.
[00:37:29]  If not, if you had.
[00:37:31]  It would be everywhere.
[00:37:33]  These people would be arrested.
[00:37:33]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:37:34]  Absolutely not.
[00:37:35]  And so would you for playing it on your show.
[00:37:38]  No, no, you can't play it on the show because the local affiliates complain.
[00:37:41]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:37:41]  That's what he's saying.
[00:37:43]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:37:44]  This is just nonsense.
[00:37:46]  Yeah, this is some footage in Austin.
[00:37:47]  Stations complain about this, so don't show the part with the guy totally naked with glitter with children humping him.
[00:37:53]  I mean, but it's like a dude with a major schlong.
[00:37:57]  And there's kids riding him, but he's got glitter on his genitals, so it's, oh, it's covered.
[00:38:02]  I mean, this is all illegal.
[00:38:04]  And so I just couldn't imagine being a child and being around these, because it's a pack of lunatics.
[00:38:10]  I mean, they're all on drugs, they're on all sorts of crazy hormones, they're doing all sorts of insane things, and I've been around it for 15 minutes, and it made me physically...
[00:38:24]  Sick.
[00:38:25]  Talking about that drag show that he went to with those two very attractive ladies.
[00:38:28]  Wow.
[00:38:29]  So much of that doesn't need to be part of the story.
[00:38:33]  Nope.
[00:38:34]  So much of it is, like, those details don't help with your story.
[00:38:39]  It doesn't matter how big his schlong was.
[00:38:42]  No, that is weird.
[00:38:44]  Were that the case?
[00:38:45]  Any size schlong, it's still illegal.
[00:38:47]  Let me tell you this.
[00:38:49]  I don't know if he was saying it was a big schlong.
[00:38:51]  He said it was a major schlong.
[00:38:52]  That's true.
[00:38:53]  That's true.
[00:38:54]  That means it's one rank away from giving him information.
[00:38:59]  This is not a lieutenant colonel schlong.
[00:39:02]  This, yeah, I don't know.
[00:39:03]  I don't buy any of this nonsense.
[00:39:06]  No, no.
[00:39:06]  So Alex gets back to talking about the Chauvin trial.
[00:39:10]  The anticipation is building.
[00:39:12]  Maxine Waters is...
[00:39:14]  You know, said some comments that Alex is not into.
[00:39:17]  Sure.
[00:39:17]  But the judge, you know, he's not interested in making this a mistrial.
[00:39:22]  You see that judge up there?
[00:39:24]  Well, we don't just listen to a congresswoman.
[00:39:26]  You know, we don't need a mistrial.
[00:39:29]  No, you just have the jurors, people going to their houses the last two days.
[00:39:33]  CBS News doxing him.
[00:39:34]  You got people going to where one of the witnesses lived two years ago and putting pig blood and a severed pig head on his property.
[00:39:40]  No, you just got the media saying they're going to burn down everything if you don't send him to prison.
[00:39:45]  This isn't about that cop.
[00:39:48]  It's about lawlessness and terrorism and this mob, this French Revolution, Maoist, Bolshevik Revolution, October Revolution, takeover.
[00:40:01]  Alex has yet to demonstrate or show any instances of jurors being doxxed or harassed, so I'm not taking him repeating that claim any more seriously than I did the first time.
[00:40:09]  There's another interesting thing here, though, which is that the media didn't say that there would be protests and fires if Chauvin was found not guilty.
[00:40:17]  Alex has played some clips from newscasts, but there are interviews with civilians in Minneapolis who are expressing that there will likely be unrest if Chauvin is acquitted.
[00:40:24]  There's a really important difference here, and it's one that I think Alex refuses to acknowledge.
[00:40:29]  If the news goes out and interviews people, and they say that there'll likely be protests if Chauvin is found not guilty, does Alex think that the news should pretend that they didn't do these interviews?
[00:40:40]  If the goal is to represent the opinion of persons on the street that they talk to, it would seem like an irresponsible level of censorship to just edit their responses to reflect what you would want them to say, but that seems to be what Alex wants to happen.
[00:40:53]  Well, the...
[00:40:54]  Okay, so the person being interviewed said specifically...
[00:40:58]  That if justice in this circumstance is denied when it's so overwhelmingly obvious what the verdict should be, then I'm going to help people, quote, no longer have a police precinct for a little while.
[00:41:14]  And then, if that was edited, it would be like a...
[00:41:18]  Well, I mean, I think that really what's going on is essentially...
[00:41:26]  This is how Alex creates content, and so he assumes that everybody else does.
[00:41:30]  Yeah, of course.
[00:41:31]  Alex only puts, like, blurbs in and stuff that makes him, you know, like, he has these...
[00:41:36]  It tells the narrative he wants it to tell, so he assumes.
[00:41:39]  Super cuts of Owen Shroyer dunking on libs and stuff like that.
[00:41:43]  Do you think the right wing has actually convinced itself that the other side is doing what they're doing?
[00:41:50]  I think Alex has probably thought that all along.
[00:41:52]  Yeah, it has to be the only justification for their horrible, awful behavior, right?
[00:41:57]  Yeah, I think so.
[00:41:58]  Also, small point, but Maoism and Bolshevism aren't the same thing, and they have some pretty salient differences.
[00:42:04]  I think Alex just picks and chooses commie words that he thinks will scare the audience.
[00:42:08]  Yeah, communism is a single block.
[00:42:10]  I would love for him to try and explain what he meant by the end of that sentence.
[00:42:14]  That would be amazing.
[00:42:16]  Yeah.
[00:42:16]  So, Alex is not a racist, as we've discussed many times, but usually in the reverse.
[00:42:22]  He is a racist.
[00:42:23]  Yes.
[00:42:23]  And one of the ways that you can tell that is when he says things like this.
[00:42:28]  But in all these BLM events, it's like 20, 30 white people and three or four black people who they have at the front of the line, who they admit they use at the front of the line.
[00:42:37]  And then the black controllers, trained as Marxists, even say, white allies in the back because they don't want them seen.
[00:42:44]  They want it to look like it's blacks doing it.
[00:42:46]  To scapegoat the blacks while they start the race war.
[00:42:49]  Wow.
[00:42:50]  So I'm smart enough to play chess while their folks are playing checkers.
[00:42:53]  Really?
[00:42:53]  Wow.
[00:42:54]  That was your chess game right there.
[00:42:56]  4D.
[00:42:57]  Ah, yeah.
[00:42:58]  I would say three moves is all it takes to defeat him.
[00:43:00]  So Alex seems to be hitting this note a little bit more regularly in recent days.
[00:43:04]  This idea that social justice causes are meant to incite racist backlash from white people and are orchestrated to do that by white people putting a few black scapegoats at the front of their actions.
[00:43:14]  This is a pretty outrageously racist idea, and as I've mentioned in the past, particularly on the last episode, this is very much in the same tradition as Alex's forefathers who fought against the civil rights movement.
[00:43:28]  Sure.
[00:43:33]  Yeah.
[00:43:35]  Sure.
[00:43:40]  Apparently, Alex read it at 12 and his mind was blown, although he was still a Satanist a few years later and got a bunch of people pregnant, but honestly, the timeline doesn't matter.
[00:43:48]  Let's not worry about that.
[00:43:49]  This book is a primer that has been cited by many people, not just Alex, but people like Richard Belzer as being like a revelation to them.
[00:43:56]  Wow, the bells tolls.
[00:43:57]  Mm-hmm.
[00:43:58]  Gary Allen was a longtime member of the John Birch Society, and Nun Dare wasn't his first book.
[00:44:03]  Previously, he'd written a book called Communist Revolution in the Streets, which was a scathing and very racist attack on the civil rights movement.
[00:44:10]  There are a lot of arguments made in the book that look very bad in hindsight, but one of the predominant themes in the text is the idea that black rights organizations were secretly not actually black rights organizations, but actually communist fronts, typically run by white people.
[00:44:23]  Just in case any white people reading this are concerned about unequal treatment, let's just...
[00:44:30]  100% get rid of that idea that race even exists at all.
[00:44:34]  It's just white people versus white people.
[00:44:36]  From page 33, quote, We arrive at the interesting possibility that the black Muslims were started by the communists, knowing that the majority of American Negroes felt no kinship with Soviet Russia.
[00:44:47]  By establishing a pseudo-religion based on Negro racial supremacy and annihilation of the blue-eyed devils, a revolutionary cadre could be built within the United States without the majority of people realizing its true significance.
[00:45:00]  Probably not surprisingly, Allen never actually justifies this, quote, interesting possibility, because as he goes on to say, quote, if the black Muslims were a communist setup from the beginning, it's doubtful that any but the very top oligarchy were aware.
[00:45:15]  That's some classic Infowars-style proof right there.
[00:45:18]  That's great.
[00:45:19]  This thing is true, and I can't prove it because only the top level of the conspiracy that I swear is real has that proof.
[00:45:25]  And you can trust my credentials because my previous and former professors, all of whom top professors, I mean, you could...
[00:45:32]  Look, you can't interview him.
[00:45:34]  All of them are dead.
[00:45:35]  But you can trust that I'm great.
[00:45:36]  Right.
[00:45:37]  You understand, like, this construction that he's using is basically, in order to prove the basis for my conspiracy and the suspicion that I have, you have to assume the existence of the very conspiracy that I've failed to prove exists.
[00:45:48]  It's circular.
[00:45:49]  It's kind of, yeah, no, it's him saying that if I'm right, you would already know.
[00:45:55]  Or if my information was public by them, you would have already, yeah.
[00:46:00]  This runs constantly throughout his book.
[00:46:02]  The real cause of the riots is agitation by revolutionaries, power-craving civil rights leaders, and vote-hungry politicians who are willing to trade the citizens' safety for the vote of a minority bloc.
[00:46:13]  Every group is a front.
[00:46:15]  Every event is incited by communists.
[00:46:17]  It's all very boring.
[00:46:18]  On page 48, Allen lays out what is essentially an overarching thesis.
[00:46:22]  Quote, The communists have been working for over 30 years on mass recruitment of Negroes in America.
[00:46:28]  Their efforts have usually failed because Negroes have proved to be loyal Americans, but this has not caused the communists to slacken because they see civil rights as America's Achilles heel and the Negro as the sacrificial cannon fodder for a communist-instigated revolution.
[00:46:45]  is now, which is being deployed by Gary Allen to attack the civil rights movement and Martin Luther King back in the mid-60s.
[00:46:52]  I would challenge Alex to reflect on this more or less one-to-one overlap between his rhetoric that's being used to attack social justice protests of the modern era and the rhetoric that Gary Allen used to attack social justice protests from our country's recent past.
[00:47:05]  I mean, you could, again, this goes back to slavery.
[00:47:07]  This goes all the way back to them being like, well, there's no way that slaves could ever organize on their own, so it must be white people agitating the slaves, and it's probably poor white people because they don't like us having all the money.
[00:47:21]  Sure.
[00:47:22]  It goes all the way back.
[00:47:24]  It's there.
[00:47:25]  There is that.
[00:47:26]  I choose to focus this towards this because this is part of Alex's intellectual tradition.
[00:47:32]  Right, right, right.
[00:47:33]  The anti-communism hadn't been attached to...
[00:47:35]  And this is the worldview that Alex espouses very deeply, this anti-communism stuff.
[00:47:41]  And this rooting of it is something that he needs to understand and stop obfuscating.
[00:47:49]  It's nonsense.
[00:47:50]  You can't...
[00:47:51]  You can't play the exact same game that your forefathers did against the Civil Rights Movement and pretend like that's not what you're doing.
[00:47:59]  It's not about communism.
[00:48:01]  No, of course not.
[00:48:02]  So Alex won't do any of this reflection, and everyone in his orbit pretends that books like Communist Revolution in the Street don't exist, because they make it too obvious that, like I said, this isn't about communism.
[00:48:13]  It never was.
[00:48:14]  That's all just a mask that they use to hide behind.
[00:48:17]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:48:18]  Whenever the communists was used as an excuse to blackball Jews in Hollywood, it's not like J. Edgar Hoover was like, this'll never work against black people.
[00:48:29]  Yeah.
[00:48:30]  And, you know, just to give you some idea of how little people want people to read books like this.
[00:48:38]  Yeah.
[00:48:39]  It was very hard to find that book.
[00:48:41]  I believe that.
[00:48:42]  I had to get it on loan from another university's private library that I got it for like a week and was able to photocopy it.
[00:48:51]  It's ridiculous.
[00:48:52]  It's out of print.
[00:48:53]  It's buried.
[00:48:54]  Probably because it's super offensive.
[00:48:56]  It is a terrifyingly racist thing.
[00:48:58]  I've read...
[00:48:59]  You've given me one page and I was like, Jesus Christ!
[00:49:02]  Yeah, it's terrifyingly offensive and very similar to...
[00:49:05]  The rhetoric that Alex Jones uses now vis-a-vis things like Black Lives Matter.

=== Hung Jury Fears (15:52) ===

[00:49:10]  Any white replacement theory in there?
[00:49:13]  Yeah, probably.
[00:49:14]  Yeah.
[00:49:14]  We'll get there sooner or later.
[00:49:16]  Yeah.
[00:49:16]  So Alex goes to calls, and he wants to talk about what do you think is going to happen with this verdict, man?
[00:49:24]  What do you think?
[00:49:25]  Okay, so number one on the verdict, I think it's going to be a hung jury.
[00:49:29]  I think a lot of people got scared about the Maxine Waters comments.
[00:49:33]  Even the defense lawyer brought it up that his phone was blowing up on the trial.
[00:49:37]  And that's what I think.
[00:49:39]  I think they're going to be a hung jury.
[00:49:41]  Yeah, I think Maxine's totally controlled.
[00:49:48]  She's a demon.
[00:49:49]  I think they told her to go do that to hang the jury.
[00:49:52]  I agree.
[00:49:52]  To cause the blow-up.
[00:49:54]  Okay, so there's going to be a hung jury, and it's going to be Maxine Waters has come out and said these things in order to precipitate that.
[00:50:01]  Here is my educated guess.
[00:50:03]  That way there's going to be a riot afterwards because people are going to be really upset about the hung jury.
[00:50:06]  They're going to be pissed.
[00:50:07]  Yeah.
[00:50:07]  So that's where we're at here, and this seems to be fairly consistent.
[00:50:10]  Not hard.
[00:50:11]  Now, this caller has another thing to bring up.
[00:50:13]  Boy, things change real fast.
[00:50:20]  Where he pretty much told his audience that the liberal media has been lying about COVID the whole time.
[00:50:26]  I just want to know your thoughts on the Bill Maher segment, because I haven't heard you talk about that yet.
[00:50:30]  Well, I think Bill Maher is very talented, very watchable.
[00:50:33]  I don't agree with a lot of what he said.
[00:50:34]  What the fuck?
[00:50:35]  Yeah, he said COVID was actually a giant hoax.
[00:50:38]  Oh, and I forgot to get that.
[00:50:40]  I hate you.
[00:50:41]  I hate you so much!
[00:50:43]  Bill Maher.
[00:50:43]  I hate you so much!
[00:50:45]  Bill Maher is now a secret patriot.
[00:50:47]  I hate him!
[00:50:51]  I can't.
[00:50:52]  No.
[00:50:52]  That's a bricking.
[00:50:54]  I think he's not going to become a regular Democrat on the left.
[00:50:59]  He's going to have to come out as a libertarian, or they're going to start calling him a fraud.
[00:51:03]  Oh, actually, they've been demonizing him before this, saying, stop burning down random neighborhoods.
[00:51:08]  Stop shooting random police.
[00:51:10]  That's what bad guys do.
[00:51:11]  Yeah, no, he's...
[00:51:13]  Look.
[00:51:13]  I can't think of anybody.
[00:51:15]  The word is he's more like Tucker Carlson.
[00:51:17]  He won't be on air if he doesn't tell the line.
[00:51:20]  So he has to make some false statement and make a true statement.
[00:51:23]  But I'm rooting for Bill Maher to go all the way.
[00:51:25]  Thank you so much.
[00:51:26]  I have bad news for that caller, and that is that Bill Maher has self-identified as a libertarian many times in the past.
[00:51:32]  Yeah.
[00:51:32]  His exact political philosophy is kind of tough to nail down, but libertarianism is one of the titles he's used before.
[00:51:38]  The only reason anyone would think that he's some kind of a super liberal is if they only know about his positions from listening to Alex yell about him.
[00:51:45]  Also, Alex can fuck right off with this stuff about Maher being basically like Tucker Carlson, but he knows that he needs to say some things to stay on air.
[00:51:52]  For years, Alex has used things that Maher has said and pretended they were globalist positions.
[00:51:57]  The whole thing about how the globalists wanted to crash the economy to hurt Trump, that was entirely based on a joke that Bill Maher said on one of his shows.
[00:52:05]  Alex has used Bill Maher's comments to such a prominent extent in his conspiracies that Alex had to explain Bill Maher's role in globalist operations like this.
[00:52:14]  Here he is on the same show, Bill Maher.
[00:52:17]  When he talks, that's a globalist mouthpiece.
[00:52:19]  So it's like Satan's puppet.
[00:52:20]  His little sitting on his lap, a little.
[00:52:24]  One of those things, ventriloquist dolls.
[00:52:26]  Yeah, he's basically a globalist ventriloquist doll.
[00:52:29]  He lays out the program.
[00:52:30]  I was just gonna say, whenever he said some people have been...
[00:52:33]  I'm like, that has been your job for five years!
[00:52:37]  Jesus.
[00:52:38]  This is a stunning reversal for Bill Maher.
[00:52:41]  If I believed a word that Alex said, Bill Maher should be super worried about globalist assassin squads coming to get him for betraying his contract as a ventriloquist dummy or some dumb shit.
[00:52:50]  But all of it's made up, so it doesn't matter.
[00:52:52]  Isn't that something that he said on his last episode?
[00:52:55]  Is that the higher-ranking guys eventually leave the globalists with all their money and power, and then they get killed.
[00:53:02]  Yeah, Bill Maher is gonna get assassinated soon.
[00:53:04]  That should be what you're saying.
[00:53:05]  Yeah.
[00:53:07]  Anyway, we get a guest at this point, and it's...
[00:53:11]  Norm.
[00:53:12]  Stand-up comedy pass.
[00:53:14]  Does he have a new bit for us?
[00:53:16]  No, but he...
[00:53:16]  If he did limericks, if he just out of nowhere started doing limericks, that's a full circle for us.
[00:53:22]  Isn't Schachter's name Norm, too?
[00:53:24]  No, Marty Schachter.
[00:53:25]  No, it's Marty.
[00:53:26]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:53:27]  I will say that Norm doesn't have a new bit, but he does have an old one.
[00:53:31]  Okay.
[00:53:31]  I mean, I'm sure not going to call Black Lives Matter if somebody's breaking my door down tonight.
[00:53:36]  I'm dialing 911 and hoping somebody like Derek Chauvin responds to the call.
[00:53:41]  Again.
[00:53:42]  Great bet.
[00:53:42]  I mean, you would if you were white.
[00:53:44]  And I do love the idea that he's insistent on making sure people know that Black Lives Matter does not address burglaries.
[00:53:52]  Yes.
[00:53:52]  Okay.
[00:53:53]  Yes.
[00:53:53]  Just to make sure everyone knows.
[00:53:55]  Thank you, Norm.
[00:53:56]  One, the number for Black Lives Matter, significantly longer than 911.
[00:54:01]  I also wouldn't call the police to deal with, like, racial injustice issues.
[00:54:06]  Nope, nope.
[00:54:07]  So I wouldn't call them to deal with, like, advocacy.
[00:54:11]  For causes.
[00:54:12]  Yeah.
[00:54:13]  We've made an amazing point.
[00:54:15]  I think it's good.
[00:54:15]  The point that's so good that Norm had to do it again.
[00:54:18]  Yeah.
[00:54:18]  The same point.
[00:54:20]  So good.
[00:54:20]  Back-to-back episodes.
[00:54:21]  So good.
[00:54:22]  Mic down for this.
[00:54:23]  Because Norm's going to lie a little bit about the idea of reassignment surgery for minors.
[00:54:30]  Oh, no.
[00:54:30]  But that's less important than the exchange that happens at the end of this clip.
[00:54:34]  Okay, okay.
[00:54:35]  Because it is so heartbreaking.
[00:54:37]  Okay.
[00:54:38]  It is so sad.
[00:54:39]  We cherish difference for the sake of difference.
[00:54:41]  We're in a situation where parents could be accused of risk of injury to a minor by not heeding their minor children's desire for sex change operations.
[00:54:49]  I mean, it's just absolutely insane.
[00:54:51]  And I don't really know who benefits from this.
[00:54:54]  It's hard to imagine that anyone does.
[00:54:57]  Well, that would be one candidate.
[00:55:01]  Oh my God, you're a fucking lawyer.
[00:55:06]  Who benefits for this?
[00:55:07]  Satan!
[00:55:08]  Oh, boy.
[00:55:09]  Oh, boy.
[00:55:11]  Your Honor, I ask that this case be thrown out, seeing as how half of the jury is Satanists!
[00:55:18]  How embarrassing would it be to be like, well...
[00:55:21]  Eh, maybe we used to be taken seriously.
[00:55:24]  Now I'm sitting here with this dumb fuck Alex.
[00:55:26]  Yeah.
[00:55:26]  He's telling me the answer to qui bono is Satan, and I have to be like, well, that's one option.
[00:55:31]  That's a possibility.
[00:55:33]  To take this bullshit seriously.
[00:55:35]  At no point in time could I consider that perhaps somebody would benefit from not having their emotional life destroyed by their real identity being denied them, but it's gotta be the devil.
[00:55:46]  So, um...
[00:55:48]  I think that Alex has a disease.
[00:55:50]  I think he has a compulsion, sickness, and addiction.
[00:55:55]  And that is, whenever Norm Pettis is on the show, he can't help himself but make declarations that involve a million dollars.
[00:56:04]  By the way, put her face up.
[00:56:06]  She's under lights.
[00:56:07]  Like, ten lights are on at a press conference, and she's got almost pure pupils.
[00:56:12]  Talking about Maxine Walker, too.
[00:56:13]  Yeah, I put that together.
[00:56:14]  From my research, you've got at least, we're talking 10 lines of methamphetamine, cocaine, or LSD to do that.
[00:56:20]  I mean, those eyes are, she is jacked.
[00:56:23]  What the hell is she on, man?
[00:56:25]  I mean, she's on self-righteous fumes.
[00:56:28]  No, seriously.
[00:56:28]  Look, I'll bet anybody a million dollars.
[00:56:30]  You can't shine bright lights in somebody's eyeballs and have them be 95% pupil.
[00:56:34]  I mean, look at that.
[00:56:35]  God almighty.
[00:56:37]  I don't understand enough of the physiology of pupil dilation.
[00:56:40]  Well, let me get you a newsflash.
[00:56:41]  Any police training?
[00:56:43]  Let me tell you.
[00:56:45]  It's remarkable.
[00:56:46]  I mean, once is...
[00:56:48]  I mean, it's still not a pattern, I guess, but Norm has been on for two instances of Alex offering million-dollar bounties on things.
[00:56:57]  If I were Norm, I'd be like, is it me?
[00:56:59]  I do appreciate...
[00:57:00]  Is it something about me?
[00:57:00]  Am I so boring that Alex needs to spice this up with millions of dollars on the line?
[00:57:04]  I do appreciate that Norm is like...
[00:57:07]  Well, I think she's on self-righteousness because I am not going to insist that she is on drugs.
[00:57:13]  That's not what I do.
[00:57:14]  You already pimped me out into saying that maybe the devil.
[00:57:17]  Maybe it was the devil.
[00:57:17]  You forced me to say that.
[00:57:19]  Yeah.
[00:57:20]  So, man, interesting.
[00:57:22]  Norm, not Norm's appearance.
[00:57:24]  Very boring.
[00:57:24]  No, of course.
[00:57:25]  But what is interesting is that immediately after this, Alex has Barnes on.
[00:57:30]  Why?
[00:57:30]  His other lawyer friend.
[00:57:32]  Always have the double lawyer attack!
[00:57:33]  Well, I think it's because it's the law day.
[00:57:36]  Well, that's right.
[00:57:37]  It's Chauvin trials.
[00:57:38]  You might as well have as many lawyers on as you can, and there are only two who will.
[00:57:42]  Yeah, but I might have accidentally skipped a minute or something, because, like...
[00:57:47]  Alex was in the middle of talking to Norm, and then he's talking about how, like, Barnes is the smartest lawyer that he knows.
[00:57:55]  Oh, boy.
[00:57:55]  And I'm like, did he just say that, but he meant Norm?
[00:57:58]  I don't know.
[00:57:58]  I couldn't tell until Barnes started talking to himself, and I'm like, okay, I guess they just had them back to back.
[00:58:03]  So maybe we just stroked out for a minute there.
[00:58:05]  Yeah, but as soon as he was on, I kind of figured out what was going on.
[00:58:10]  The whole point of a jury trial is to not have mob justice.
[00:58:13]  It's the counter to mob justice.
[00:58:15]  It's the opposite point to mob justice.
[00:58:18]  It's the remedy to mob justice.
[00:58:20]  So by trying to create mob justice inside the courtroom and convert the jury into a mob, they are completely defeating the entire point of jury trial justice.
[00:58:30]  And maybe their goal, much like with policing, will be to ultimately replace juries.
[00:58:36]  Exactly.
[00:58:36]  Why the bold assault?
[00:58:38]  Why are they so arrogant?
[00:58:39]  How do we counter this?
[00:58:40]  Because this should really threaten all Americans.
[00:58:42]  This is just as bad as going after free speech or our guns.
[00:58:46]  But one of the greatest protections against total control by the state is the jury system.
[00:58:52]  Because it's ordinary, everyday people coming together.
[00:58:55]  The power of the judiciary lies with the people.
[00:58:58]  Absolutely.
[00:58:59]  The power of the state is in the power of the jury.
[00:59:02]  And it's a check on politicians.
[00:59:05]  It's a check on abusive state actors.
[00:59:07]  And the media wants the power to misquote, misphrase, miscript, misrepresent, and then the media wants the power.
[00:59:15]  Like, what we say, jury's got to do.
[00:59:17]  So I found this really interesting.
[00:59:19]  So what's going on here is that Barnes is coming on the show here towards the end, and the game that they were playing I thought was really overt.
[00:59:27]  What's going on here is, so for a lot of the show, the fear that Alex has been building up to is one of a hung jury or an acquittal, which is what the globalists want, because then there's going to be riots in the streets.
[00:59:38]  This trial is essentially an elaborate setup to get people riled up to the point where there will be riots.
[00:59:43]  That's what Alex's callers have suspected, and Alex has mirrored this sentiment back to them.
[00:59:49]  He's even said that he believes that Maxine Waters' statements were intentionally made to cause a mistrial so there will be riots.
[00:59:54]  But what if that doesn't happen?
[00:59:57]  You don't want to put all your eggs in that one basket, so here comes Robert Barnes to provide the alternative narrative.
[01:00:02]  In case things don't go the way Alex has been saying they will this whole episode.
[01:00:06]  In case Chauvin is found guilty, Barnes has the narrative in place here.
[01:00:10]  The Maxine Waters comments were essentially the creation of mob rule within the courtrooms in order to replace jury trials with mob justice.
[01:00:18]  Until the verdict is read, if you're a listener of InfoWars, you're being asked to believe that Maxine Waters comments were simultaneously an attempt to replace juries with mob justice and also a needlessly complicated conspiracy meant to cause a mistrial that will lead to riots.
[01:00:32]  InfoWars needs both of these to be true until the Yeah.
[01:00:38]  I do appreciate how his audience...
[01:00:41]  In fact, maybe how all of conservatives view everybody on the left insofar as never speaking to them, they know exactly what the left is going to do.
[01:00:51]  It's kind of amazing that if you never learn anything about your political enemy, you can make them say whatever it is you want them to say.
[01:01:00]  True.
[01:01:00]  Yeah.
[01:01:01]  So, Infowars have these narratives established, and they're ready to push their worldview and pretend that they were right, regardless of how the jury decides.
[01:01:08]  The act of the verdict being read actually determines which of these ideas they have to accept as truth moving forward.
[01:01:14]  Yeah.
[01:01:15]  If Chauvin is not guilty, Alex will say that Waters caused that to start the riots, but if he is guilty, that angle will be quickly forgotten.
[01:01:22]  The reverse is true of the mob rule storyline.
[01:01:24]  Yeah.
[01:01:24]  This is an important point to recognize, that reality doesn't matter to someone like Alex.
[01:01:29]  Real life events are just things that he incorporates like props into the story that he decided to tell long ago.
[01:01:34]  Yeah.
[01:01:34]  And the story with the Chauvin trial is that there's no outcome that's...
[01:01:37]  Yep.
[01:01:43]  It is, yeah, it's very annoying.
[01:01:47]  It's very annoying that they can just fucking...
[01:01:49]  It's like they're pre-writing a choose-your-own-adventure book based on the story.
[01:01:55]  They've already got where they're going to wind up.
[01:01:57]  They just have to give you the different pathways to go down.
[01:02:01]  And if they choose page 19, then you have to start over at page 2. And be like, okay, well now they're going to start a race war next time.
[01:02:11]  But this time it was a Maxine Waters mob rule.
[01:02:15]  Well, it's basically...
[01:02:16]  Like, you know, insistently saying both A and B, which are contradictory things, and then B happens, and then someone criticizes you for talking so much about A, and you're like, no, I said B. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:02:30]  You said both.
[01:02:31]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:02:32]  Well, A squared plus B squared equals either A or B squared, I believe is how the...
[01:02:37]  Yeah.
[01:02:38]  So Barnes, he has some comments that he wants to make about how society got to the point that it is now, where there's such a nanny state.
[01:02:46]  Does he say that it's his fault?
[01:02:48]  No, although Alex should probably be mad at him.
[01:02:51]  What did we do to let these lunatics get to this point?
[01:02:55]  And how do we counter people like this?
[01:02:57]  Well, it sort of starts with the culture itself, that politics is downstream from culture, and the sort of the entire safe space movement that arose out of sort of the moral panic about kindergartens and elementary schools and daycare centers in the 90s, going to, you know, all of those range of cases where a lot of stories were told by the prosecutors that ended up being false.
[01:03:18]  Created sort of a playdate culture where we weren't allowed to let our kids go out in the street and just play with random strangers.
[01:03:24]  So you're saying the nanny state has created a lot of neuroses, and now they can leverage that at anything they want.
[01:03:29]  Correct.
[01:03:30]  No, he was saying that's a satanic panic.
[01:03:33]  So Robert Barnes' main contention is that conservative right-wing outrage towards an imaginary problem led us into a circumstance that is...
[01:03:47]  Almost entirely conservative outrage at a made-up problem?
[01:03:51]  Yeah, more or less.
[01:03:52]  That does make sense.
[01:03:54]  But the reason that Alex should be mad about this is that Robert Barnes is saying that things like the McMartin School trial and stuff, there were things that were alleged that weren't true.
[01:04:05]  Which Alex has often said are 100% true.
[01:04:09]  He believes that Ted Gunderson is the most reliable source ever.
[01:04:12]  And Barnes is saying literally the opposite.
[01:04:15]  This is silly.
[01:04:17]  Both can be true.
[01:04:18]  Yeah, and I wonder if Barnes was stopping himself, because you could hear him say, and he stopped himself from saying McMartin.
[01:04:26]  Yeah.
[01:04:26]  Like, maybe he just didn't want to be too specific or whatever.
[01:04:29]  Right, right.
[01:04:29]  Like, at risk of pissing off Alex.
[01:04:32]  I think there's a rule of, like, don't tread too closely into Alex's zones, you know?
[01:04:38]  Especially not with specifics.
[01:04:40]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:04:41]  Especially when you can't...
[01:04:44]  Like, bear the indignity of agreeing with Alex's stupid position on it.

=== Threats and Jury Backfire (06:24) ===

[01:04:48]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:49]  Well, it could be the devil this time, Alex.
[01:04:52]  Yeah, Norm got trounced.
[01:04:55]  So, look.
[01:04:57]  Robert Barnes, noted gambler on politics.
[01:05:01]  True.
[01:05:01]  This guy loves to make a bet.
[01:05:03]  Make some money, yeah.
[01:05:04]  So Alex wants to know what...
[01:05:06]  You know how it's great if your lawyer is also gambling on the side?
[01:05:09]  You know how what you want from your lawyer is also gambling?
[01:05:13]  Yeah.
[01:05:14]  So Barnes is the kind of guy who's going to make a definite stake in terms of what's going to happen with this verdict.
[01:05:21]  Is he going to put a million dollars down?
[01:05:22]  No, he's not Alex.
[01:05:23]  Oh, damn.
[01:05:24]  And I think that there's a decent chance...
[01:05:26]  That we get an acquittal.
[01:05:27]  My view is there's about a 50% chance of an acquittal in this case, and that's going to shock the media.
[01:05:32]  That's going to shock a lot of people who didn't watch the trial, but it would affirm the confidence that people rightly have.
[01:05:38]  I agree with you, because I think the last straw is threatening the jury.
[01:05:41]  People go, wait, we're the bad guys?
[01:05:44]  We're being honest here.
[01:05:45]  I'm a good person.
[01:05:46]  I want to do justice.
[01:05:47]  You're saying I'm bad about doing what you want?
[01:05:49]  That would make me, you know, if I was on the knife's edge of which way to go, that would make me acquit.
[01:05:55]  So Alex is talking about thinking that Maxine Waters has threatened the jury.
[01:05:58]  So if I understand Alex correctly, were he on a jury, the main thing that protects us from a mob rule system, were he considering the actual justice, he would take somebody, anybody's comment in the media, and use it as justification for his spiteful decision to exist entirely within oppositional defiance.
[01:06:20]  Oppositional defiance would rule his decision-making, not the facts of the case.
[01:06:24]  Only thing!
[01:06:25]  Protecting us from mob rule!
[01:06:27]  Look, I'm pretty sure this fucking person's innocent, but...
[01:06:30]  Maxine Waters said some shit.
[01:06:32]  Did you hear what Bill Maher said?
[01:06:33]  He was talking shit!
[01:06:34]  Wait, Bill Maher's cool now.
[01:06:35]  Ah, shit.
[01:06:36]  Who am I mad at?
[01:06:37]  Who do we choose?
[01:06:37]  Jimmy Kimmel?
[01:06:38]  Oh my god.
[01:06:39]  Yeah.
[01:06:40]  Also, congratulations Barnes on your 50-50 bullshit.
[01:06:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:06:43]  Well, it could go one way or it could go the other.
[01:06:46]  Or there's a third possibility.
[01:06:48]  Wishy-washy nonsense.
[01:06:50]  So...
[01:06:51]  I found this very bizarre, but not really all that bizarre.
[01:06:55]  There was this phenomenon going on where you had these two possibilities and these two narratives that were built up.
[01:07:02]  One at the beginning of the show and one towards the end of the show.
[01:07:04]  Where you have Maxine Waters is trying to cause a mistrial in order to...
[01:07:11]  Get riots in the streets.
[01:07:13]  Yeah.
[01:07:13]  And then Barnes, she's doing this to create mob rule in order for the jury to be cowed into voting guilty.
[01:07:22]  Yes.
[01:07:23]  And I was like, both of these things are kind of, you know, it's tough.
[01:07:26]  You have two disconnected threads.
[01:07:29]  Right.
[01:07:29]  And then what I thought was really interesting is in this next clip, you can kind of see Alex tie them together.
[01:07:34]  Really?
[01:07:35]  Yeah.
[01:07:35]  All right.
[01:07:36]  I'm listening.
[01:07:37]  So bottom line, do you think threats on the jury backfire and they...
[01:07:40]  Or do they bow down?
[01:07:43]  I think that's an open question.
[01:07:45]  I think it worked with some jurors, didn't work, it backfired with other jurors, and the question is who wins out in the end.
[01:07:51]  So now what Alex has done is he's taken these two things, he's woven them together under a similar umbrella, and he's made it feel like they're connected.
[01:07:59]  Alex has decided that the deciding factor in this case is whether or not these threats to the jury have been successful, which is already an outrageous assumption for him to make.
[01:08:08]  What this does is remove any reality of the facts of the case, or even the possibility that any of the jurors could find Chauvin guilty unless they were doing so as the result of bowing down to threats.
[01:08:17]  There's no such thing as the merits of the case.
[01:08:19]  None.
[01:08:20]  By framing the conversation this way, the conclusion is that the right verdict is acquittal.
[01:08:24]  That's just assumed.
[01:08:25]  And the explanation for a guilty verdict is that the jury was afraid of threats, which is nonsense.
[01:08:30]  I said this makes Alex's narratives feel like they're connected, but they're actually not if you take a closer look.
[01:08:37]  This new cleaner framing leaves out the entire thing about Maxine Waters specifically making the comments she did in order to cause a mistrial so there would be riots.
[01:08:45]  Right.
[01:08:46]  This is not the same thing as threats backfiring and leading to an acquittal.
[01:08:50]  Yeah.
[01:08:52]  One of the differences between them is really major, too.
[01:08:55]  You would think because it's part of the globalist overarching plan.
[01:09:01]  Right.
[01:09:02]  That's the problem here.
[01:09:03]  Why are we adding this element?
[01:09:05]  That destroys the plan that was already working?
[01:09:09]  Yeah, I guess.
[01:09:10]  Yeah.
[01:09:10]  So in the conception of how Alex was talking about the verdict earlier in the episode, it was pretty clear that the globalists wanted an acquittal because their goal was to incite street riots and burning of cities.
[01:09:20]  Right, which you're not going to get with a guilty verdict.
[01:09:22]  If that is the case, then these alleged threats to the jury have to have been meant to be so over the top that a mistrial is guaranteed and the riots happen.
[01:09:30]  However, in the new framing, it appears that the globalists actually want Chauvin to be found guilty as the mob rule.
[01:09:37]  These threats are either successful, in which case the verdict is guilty, or they backfire and the verdict is not guilty.
[01:09:43]  But the reason that the threats are made are in service of achieving a guilty verdict.
[01:09:48]  Right.
[01:09:49]  If you pay close attention, over the course of one show, Alex has completely changed the primary motivation of his imaginary villains, because he's just making this up as he goes along.
[01:09:59]  Yeah.
[01:09:59]  None of this means anything.
[01:10:00]  This whole thing is basically just a lazy idiot engaging in an act of really long, really bigoted improvisational storytelling.
[01:10:09]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically.
[01:10:10]  And having weirdos like Robert Barnes help him out along the way.
[01:10:13]  Oh, boy.
[01:10:14]  So that was the tale, I think, of the 20th.
[01:10:18]  And then in the evening of the 20th afternoon, depending on time zone.
[01:10:22]  Sure, sure.
[01:10:23]  Maybe morning.
[01:10:24]  Who knows?
[01:10:24]  Maybe you're overseas.
[01:10:26]  What you gonna do?
[01:10:27]  Chauvin guilty.
[01:10:28]  Yes.
[01:10:29]  Also, Ted Nugent got COVID.
[01:10:31]  Yes.
[01:10:32]  Other news.
[01:10:33]  Is he on the 21st?
[01:10:35]  No, he doesn't.
[01:10:36]  He should go on.
[01:10:37]  He doesn't come up.
[01:10:38]  He's gotta go on.
[01:10:39]  He's gotta go on with COVID.
[01:10:41]  That's gotta happen.
[01:10:42]  Sure.
[01:10:42]  Yeah.
[01:10:42]  And lick Alex.
[01:10:43]  And absolutely find a way to be like, this isn't real.
[01:10:48]  So, we come in on the 21st now, after the verdict has happened.
[01:10:54]  Yeah.
[01:10:55]  And you can tell a little bit of a different tone.

=== Land of Del Rey Vibe (14:27) ===

[01:10:57]  Oh, you think?
[01:10:58]  A little different vibe is happening in Infowars Studio.
[01:11:00]  We have to reach out to the audience.
[01:11:04]  We have to open our hearts and we'll scare you and see that this is not true.
[01:11:08]  What is wrong with you people?
[01:11:12]  Thank you for joining us on this live Wednesday, April 21st, Global Transmission.
[01:11:21]  It's a Land of Del Rey kind of day.
[01:11:23]  It is.
[01:11:24]  I just.
[01:11:25]  It's Europe.
[01:11:27]  We watched him murder somebody.
[01:11:30]  It's not an attack on whiteness.
[01:11:32]  It's not an attack on whiteness.
[01:11:35]  Why do they all have to make it an attack on whiteness?
[01:11:39]  There are so many reasons to attack whiteness.
[01:11:41]  We didn't need this one.
[01:11:42]  You know how you were saying that you enjoyed that nice bath?
[01:11:45]  I did.
[01:11:46]  I loved it.
[01:11:46]  I think that Alex was in a similar place that you were before the bath because of this quote-unquote attack on whiteness.
[01:11:52]  And the only thing that he could have, he couldn't have a bath, so he had to listen to Lana Del Rey.
[01:11:57]  He loves this album, man.
[01:11:58]  I'll tell you what.
[01:12:00]  Well, her new album is even better than the last.
[01:12:04]  Amazing.
[01:12:05]  Cool album.
[01:12:07]  Very Christian album.
[01:12:10]  Sure!
[01:12:13]  It's a real Christian, not a fake one.
[01:12:15]  Sure, sure.
[01:12:17]  Avant-garde, the cutting edge, the future.
[01:12:20]  Get behind me, Satan.
[01:12:21]  I'm guessing that Alex just saw that one of the titles of the songs on Lana's new album is Tulsa Jesus Freak.
[01:12:26]  Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:12:28]  Absolutely, absolutely.
[01:12:30]  Yep, yep.
[01:12:31]  All he needed to see.
[01:12:32]  Has Alex forgotten that just three years ago he was spending quite a bit of time on his show yelling about how Lana Del Rey was a witch who'd used evil spells against Donald Trump because she said in an interview that she used witchcraft against Trump?
[01:12:44]  Yep, that does sound right.
[01:12:45]  Does he not remember how the entire right wing was up in arms about her breakthrough album being called Born to Die?
[01:12:50]  That was the other outrage machine time.
[01:12:54]  That was back then when the outrage machine was cranking out that bullshit.
[01:12:58]  It's just, it's so interesting.
[01:12:59]  Like, I feel worried for him when he's playing a bunch of Lana Del Rey.
[01:13:04]  I don't appreciate that it's okay for him to love Lana Del Rey publicly, but he can't admit that he fucking loves Star Wars.
[01:13:12]  Yeah, he still feels the need to be like, I don't even like those dumb movies.
[01:13:16]  It's so infuriating!
[01:13:18]  Now let me reference an obscure character.
[01:13:21]  Yeah, exactly!
[01:13:22]  Someone you would only know.
[01:13:23]  Someone who only exists in the books.
[01:13:25]  An immediate pull from something it would be impossible to immediately pull from.
[01:13:31]  Yeah.
[01:13:31]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:13:33]  Can't do it.
[01:13:35]  Because Star Wars is not Christian, like Lana Del Rey's new album.
[01:13:39]  Oh boy.
[01:13:40]  So, in Christianity...
[01:13:42]  How's Christianity doing?
[01:13:43]  Still kicking it?
[01:13:44]  Well, God's real.
[01:13:46]  Satan's real.
[01:13:47]  Well, I guess that means Christianity is having a great time.
[01:13:51]  Satan is real.
[01:13:53]  God is real.
[01:13:54]  And you are real.
[01:13:56]  And this is not a simulation.
[01:13:59]  That sounds like something a simulation would say.
[01:14:01]  This is the great test of consciousness.
[01:14:05]  That's exactly like what somebody in a simulation would say.
[01:14:07]  Consciousness or the seed of...
[01:14:09]  The universe, the seed of infinity, is not just given away freely.
[01:14:18]  You must be tested.
[01:14:22]  I must be tested.
[01:14:25]  And so when you see the Nancy Pelosi's and the Maxine Waters and the Prince Phillips.
[01:14:30]  What?
[01:14:31]  And the David Rockefeller's and the Bill Gates's of the world.
[01:14:35]  These are people.
[01:14:37]  That failed the test.
[01:14:41]  These are people held in mindless, clown-like bondage.
[01:14:47]  Did I mostly keep that clip in for the turn of phrase, clown-like bondage?
[01:14:51]  Ah, it's a good one.
[01:14:51]  Possibly.
[01:14:52]  It is a good one.
[01:14:53]  Clown-like bondage is not bad.
[01:14:55]  That's very evocative.
[01:14:56]  Yeah.
[01:14:56]  Also, I mean, it's just indicative of, like, kind of this mood that Alex is in at the beginning of the show.
[01:15:01]  Like, over at Lana Del Rey, he's talking about Satan and, like, God.
[01:15:05]  No, he's in a very, very deeply spiritual...
[01:15:09]  Yeah, it does seem like we're gonna get into more esoteric Christianity for a little bit.
[01:15:14]  Yeah, lest we deal with...
[01:15:16]  The covering the verdict.
[01:15:18]  No, we don't want to do that.
[01:15:20]  No, there's a lot of racist things that you would say if you were to cover that verdict and you were out.
[01:15:24]  You should probably just talk about Satan.
[01:15:26]  Satan's a real good guy.
[01:15:28]  We are in the process of not humans' extermination, but the slow destruction of all carbon-based life forms on this planet is the goal of Satan.
[01:15:41]  Does that matter, though?
[01:15:42]  Because God...
[01:15:44]  Created this carbon-based system.
[01:15:46]  We are made in the image of God.
[01:15:50]  And Satan hates our supremacy.
[01:15:55]  Why?
[01:15:56]  Humans are incredible when we're unchained.
[01:15:59]  We are beautiful.
[01:16:00]  We can experience the universe and communion with the Creator.
[01:16:06]  We're like rods and cones in the eye of God.
[01:16:13]  We are God's vessels, God's tentacles, God's probes, God's system experiencing consciousness.
[01:16:23]  I don't want to be any of that.
[01:16:25]  And nothing Satan can do will ever change that.
[01:16:29]  What?
[01:16:29]  I don't know.
[01:16:30]  I feel like maybe he should have gone to college and got high.
[01:16:35]  Maybe he would have worked some of this out of his system.
[01:16:37]  You know, like having really annoying conversations with people?
[01:16:41]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:16:41]  Because that's very simple.
[01:16:42]  Okay, so you're telling me that one, this life...
[01:16:45]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:16:47]  Hit it again.
[01:16:48]  Hit it again.
[01:16:49]  One, one...
[01:16:51]  I gotta break out the ball.
[01:16:52]  Yeah, you're gonna need it.
[01:16:54]  This life is a test.
[01:16:56]  Yeah.
[01:16:56]  Right.
[01:16:57]  Consciousness is a test.
[01:16:58]  And that's all it is.
[01:17:00]  Because...
[01:17:00]  God is testing you to see if you can come and hang out with him.
[01:17:04]  I guess.
[01:17:04]  Right.
[01:17:05]  But Satan is the person or entity doing the testing.
[01:17:10]  Sure.
[01:17:10]  Thus, he is part of God's plan.
[01:17:12]  Right.
[01:17:13]  And if you're like Pelosi or Prince Philip, you have failed the test and you're in clown-like bondage.
[01:17:18]  Right.
[01:17:18]  You're in clown-like bondage, naturally.
[01:17:20]  Right.
[01:17:20]  But, I mean, it's like he's been doing this for, you know, thousands of years.
[01:17:24]  Why is he still taking it so personally?
[01:17:26]  You know, the devil is like, I'm already part of the plan, and God's like, he's not going to succeed at destroying all of the people.
[01:17:32]  We've got Alex fighting him.
[01:17:34]  Well, it's because the last 999 years of this thousand-year plan has been all leading up to this.
[01:17:41]  Well, that's why God gave us Alex!
[01:17:43]  Yeah.
[01:17:44]  There's this sort of bias that people have about, like, immediacy or currency, like the time right now is the most important time ever.
[01:17:52]  Yeah, of course.
[01:17:53]  Every generation thinks they're the last generation.
[01:17:55]  Exactly.
[01:17:56]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:17:56]  And obviously, there's reasons to feel that way sometimes.
[01:18:00]  But Alex suffers from that in a way that intersects deeply with narcissism.
[01:18:06]  Could be.
[01:18:06]  Kind of scary.
[01:18:08]  Yeah, it's not good.
[01:18:09]  So, yeah, I remember I had a lot of conversations like that.
[01:18:13]  Like, maybe when I started to, like, I don't know, explore some of the elementary ideas about narcissism or something.
[01:18:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[01:18:21]  You know, like, oh...
[01:18:22]  Blowing minds.
[01:18:24]  Yeah!
[01:18:24]  That's when you should have that conversation.
[01:18:26]  Your head is empty.
[01:18:26]  You're a big dumb-dumb.
[01:18:28]  You should be smoking weed and having dumb conversations.
[01:18:30]  But at the same time, when you're not smoking weed, you should be reading books.
[01:18:36]  Struggling with reading comprehension, and then you won't have to have those conversations ever again.
[01:18:41]  I love of never having those conversations, Dan.
[01:18:44]  So, one thing that I thought was really bizarre, and maybe off-putting, was where he goes immediately after this conversation about how we're elements of God's eye experiencing things for God.
[01:18:58]  Also tentacles.
[01:18:59]  Mic down for this, because this...
[01:19:01]  I want to see if this hits your ear the same way it hit mine.
[01:19:04]  Okay.
[01:19:05]  We're like rods and cones in the eye of God.
[01:19:11]  We are God's vessels, God's tentacles, God's probes, God's system experiencing consciousness.
[01:19:22]  And nothing Satan can do will ever change that.
[01:19:29]  So don't let the enemy get you down.
[01:19:32]  I know it gets me down.
[01:19:34]  It's sad.
[01:19:35]  And don't let their religion of race war and their religion of worshipping black people on the surface when they're doing the opposite or killing them ever get you down.
[01:19:50]  That really felt weird.
[01:19:53]  Do you...
[01:19:55]  I don't feel comfortable.
[01:19:56]  No.
[01:19:57]  No, that makes me feel very uncomfortable.
[01:19:59]  That's really weird.
[01:20:00]  That's really gross, because now you're transforming the fight for even the slightest modicum of racial justice.
[01:20:10]  Into a holy war against anyone who would try and get a modicum of racial justice.
[01:20:16]  Yeah, there's some of that.
[01:20:18]  And also, the pronouns that are used are a little bit strange.
[01:20:22]  He's using we a lot when he's talking about the eyes of God and what have you.
[01:20:27]  And then them.
[01:20:28]  When he's talking about black people.
[01:20:30]  It does seem like what he was doing.
[01:20:32]  It does seem to be a little bit of a disconnect.
[01:20:33]  I think he has a very different view of people based upon their skin and appearance.
[01:20:39]  And that's just me.
[01:20:40]  That's just me.
[01:20:41]  I could be wrong.
[01:20:41]  I'll tell you what.
[01:20:43]  That seemed very strange.
[01:20:45]  That hits my ear very weird.
[01:20:47]  Yeah.
[01:20:48]  Except there's a very easy explanation that would not make it hit my ear very weird.
[01:20:52]  And that is if Alex knows that he's just talking to white people.
[01:20:56]  Yes.
[01:20:56]  Yes.
[01:20:57]  Then it makes perfect sense.
[01:20:58]  Then what he said makes total sense.
[01:20:59]  Makes perfect sense.
[01:21:00]  Yes.
[01:21:01]  Yep.
[01:21:02]  Yep.
[01:21:02]  But if he thinks that he's talking to a diverse audience, that's weird.
[01:21:07]  That doesn't make sense.
[01:21:08]  That's not cool.
[01:21:09]  The structure of that sentence is bizarre.
[01:21:11]  I would be more careful if I were him.
[01:21:12]  Mm-hmm.
[01:21:13]  Anyway.
[01:21:13]  What I'm saying is that we, denizens of the great Rhodesia, and wait, I shouldn't have said that.
[01:21:20]  Well, I mean, we Christians.
[01:21:22]  Alex's buddy Gary Allen loved Rhodesia.
[01:21:25]  It was surprising.
[01:21:27]  You know, I always like to find these kinds of moments where there's olive branches, where there's a possibility for Alex and I to agree on something.
[01:21:35]  Sure, we want reconciliation as always.
[01:21:36]  I mean, even if it's superficial, I'll take it.
[01:21:38]  Sure.
[01:21:40]  I kind of thought that maybe Nancy Pelosi's very unfortunate and poorly...
[01:21:46]  Constructed comments.
[01:21:48]  Boy, boy, boy, Nancy, you're really putting your name at the top of the list to go fuck yourselves.
[01:21:53]  Nancy Pelosi came out and referred to George Floyd's murder as a sacrifice for justice, which was real shit.
[01:22:02]  Woof.
[01:22:04]  I thought that maybe there would be an opportunity for Alex and I to come to some sort of an agreement that, hey, that was not good.
[01:22:10]  Yeah, it seems like it wouldn't be hard.
[01:22:12]  That's the level of shit that if I was Nancy Pelosi's aide, I would immediately tackle her off the stage.
[01:22:19]  I would be like, everybody will like you more if you get hurt for this.
[01:22:23]  And then come up with an excuse of, like, I saw a threat.
[01:22:27]  I ate chili.
[01:22:28]  Just anything.
[01:22:31]  Unfortunately, this would have been a...
[01:22:32]  Lay up for Alex to get me to agree with him.
[01:22:35]  But somehow, he manages to not only miss the shot, he broke his ankle mid-air.
[01:22:42]  Critical failure.
[01:22:42]  What did we see Nancy Pelosi say?
[01:22:43]  We'll play it in a moment.
[01:22:45]  She said yesterday, breathing through her face diaper, huffing and puffing at 82 years old, with her tenuous grasp to life, as her spirit begins its descent, To her master.
[01:23:04]  And she thanked George Floyd for his sacrifice like he was a veteran, like he was Jesus on the cross, like he was a messiah.
[01:23:15]  Oh boy.
[01:23:16]  A drugged out male prostitute.
[01:23:24]  Devastatedly unhappy.
[01:23:25]  Possessed by the spirit of the world.
[01:23:29]  Until the moment he died.
[01:23:30]  Just missed it.
[01:23:32]  Wow.
[01:23:32]  Just missed the mark.
[01:23:34]  Just incredible.
[01:23:35]  Yep.
[01:23:36]  Just incredible.
[01:23:37]  Something so...
[01:23:38]  So easy.
[01:23:39]  He's too racist to even criticize Nancy Pelosi when she's being racist.
[01:23:44]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:23:44]  Wow.
[01:23:45]  Remarkable.
[01:23:46]  That is a level I just didn't expect.
[01:23:50]  I just didn't expect it.
[01:23:52]  Yep.
[01:23:53]  I mean, there's disappointment.
[01:23:55]  And then there's disappointment.
[01:23:56]  And then there's that.
[01:23:58]  Like, Alex, you can't even clear that incredibly low hurdle of critiquing Nancy Pelosi for that kind of a bungle.
[01:24:06]  How dare she not be racist enough for me!
[01:24:10]  That's not good.
[01:24:11]  That's not good.
[01:24:13]  So the feds, they're taking over policing, which means actually the UN is in charge, and uh-oh, we have no government.
[01:24:20]  And there is...
[01:24:25]  Pelosi announcing the globalist UN-controlled federal, and the feds are run by the UN now, meaning UN takeover of our police, just like they control our medicine and our speech and policies of our military.
[01:24:39]  We are now a conquered nation, and until we realize we're a conquered nation, we have no hope.
[01:24:45]  But if we unified against their evil, we could easily take back our government.
[01:24:50]  This is just about the Department of Justice opening an inquiry into the Minneapolis Police Department.
[01:24:54]  Alex is such a dramatic little baby that he's turned that into the UN running the country, and the only people who can stop them and take the country back are him and his buddies.
[01:25:02]  Yeah.
[01:25:03]  It's ridiculous.
[01:25:04]  You gotta escalate things a lot quicker whenever your big bad is the devil.

=== Impressionable Youth and Quantum Suicide (04:29) ===

[01:25:08]  You know, you can't be like, this is just going to...
[01:25:11]  He couldn't even possibly be like, they're just going to root out the patriots in the police state.
[01:25:16]  That's why it's bad.
[01:25:18]  It has to be a complete overthrow of the United States government.
[01:25:22]  Sure.
[01:25:22]  Yeah.
[01:25:23]  Yeah.
[01:25:23]  Gotcha.
[01:25:24]  So, I don't know if you're aware of this, but we live in a multiverse.
[01:25:29]  I am aware of that.
[01:25:30]  Do you know that we live in those universes simultaneously?
[01:25:33]  It has to be true.
[01:25:34]  It's real heady stuff.
[01:25:35]  Yeah.
[01:25:36]  We do not just live in one dimension.
[01:25:39]  We live throughout the multiverse.
[01:25:41]  I want to open the phones up until the bottom of the next hour when a constitutional lawyer joins us, Norm Pattis.
[01:25:46]  I'd like to shift dimensions.
[01:25:47]  Yeah, I would very much like to not do that.
[01:25:49]  Yeah.
[01:25:50]  How do I live in the dimension where Norm Pattis isn't coming back on the show?
[01:25:54]  How about that, you dick?
[01:25:55]  Yeah, what's the quantum suicide thing?
[01:25:59]  Can you just quantum suicide until you get into a good universe?
[01:26:03]  How do I get to the universe where you have a better fucking booking agent?
[01:26:06]  It's ridiculous.
[01:26:09]  Too much norm.
[01:26:10]  Nope, can't do it.
[01:26:12]  So, I want to tell you in advance here, this is not a good clip.
[01:26:18]  This is a bit racist.
[01:26:20]  If you're saying that now after where we've come.
[01:26:24]  Well, this has to do with a lead-in to conversation.
[01:26:28]  He doesn't actually have much of a conversation about the Bryant shooting in Columbus.
[01:26:33]  Sure, sure.
[01:26:35]  But the way he does get into it is not good.
[01:26:39]  It's already been at historic highs, black-on-white crime, because a lot of black young people are buying into the lie and doing it, and it's terrible.
[01:26:47]  But they're highly impressionable, and they're being told that this is what you should do.
[01:26:55]  And I just saw a video this morning.
[01:26:57]  It's an article on Infowars.com.
[01:26:59]  We'll play next hour while we take your calls.
[01:27:01]  Columbus, Ohio.
[01:27:02]  A, quote, little black baby, the media said.
[01:27:05]  She's a big girl for 15. Looks like she hasn't missed out on any cheeseburgers.
[01:27:10]  How fucking dare you?
[01:27:11]  She was stabbing a white woman and a black woman with a 8-inch knife.
[01:27:18]  Looks like a short butcher knife.
[01:27:21]  Black people called the police.
[01:27:23]  She did.
[01:27:24]  She keeps stabbing people.
[01:27:27]  And so, they were stabbed.
[01:27:29]  Two people were stabbed.
[01:27:32]  And because the white devil shot the black angel...
[01:27:37]  Black Lives Matter protesting and rioting.
[01:27:39]  There's a lot of details that are yet to be sorted out about this shooting, and I don't feel like I have an ability to fully assess the situation yet.
[01:27:46]  I'm going to leave that to more information to come out, time to process, and what have you.
[01:27:51]  I wanted to play this clip, however, to demonstrate how open and shut things are for Alex, and how coverage of this story begins by discussing how impressionable black youth are, and how they're being taught to attack white people.
[01:28:04]  The actual details of this case are secondary and not nearly as important as how explicitly racist Alex and his show are.
[01:28:10]  This is outrageous.
[01:28:12]  That is so fucked up.
[01:28:14]  I just don't know.
[01:28:16]  Black youth are very impressionable.
[01:28:18]  What?
[01:28:19]  I will never understand quite how easy it is for a white racist to get to, like, well, if you're 15 and black, though, you're big.
[01:28:30]  Right.
[01:28:30]  You're bigger than 15-year-old white people, so whatever happens is fine.
[01:28:35]  I just...
[01:28:36]  How?
[01:28:37]  How do you get there?
[01:28:39]  Like, it's just unconscionable.
[01:28:42]  It just really is.
[01:28:43]  I don't disagree.
[01:28:44]  Like, for all their screaming about pedophilia, it's fine if teenagers get killed, though, because they're black and that means they're bigger or whatever.
[01:28:52]  Fuck off.
[01:28:53]  Unreal.
[01:28:54]  Yeah, it's pretty breathtaking.
[01:28:56]  And the ability for content that is this racist to not be, like...
[01:29:01]  It's amazing that it exists.
[01:29:03]  Yeah, it really is.
[01:29:05]  It's shocking.
[01:29:06]  That it exists and isn't dealt with in the proper context.
[01:29:10]  No.
[01:29:10]  You know, like, it's not related to as, like, this might as well be a Klan show.
[01:29:14]  No, it's 100% a Klan show.
[01:29:16]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
[01:29:18]  Granted, sometimes it's a milder Klan show.
[01:29:21]  Sometimes they talk about other things.

=== Alex's Sophisticated Misunderstanding (03:38) ===

[01:29:23]  Well, I'm sure the Klan had to talk about, like, anniversaries and, oh, like, we have a new kid.
[01:29:27]  Maybe Bitcoin comes up from time to time.
[01:29:30]  Sure, sure.
[01:29:31]  But, man, this is some pretty out-in-the-open racist shit.
[01:29:36]  That's unreal.
[01:29:37]  Yeah.
[01:29:37]  That's just unreal.
[01:29:38]  But if you were to ask Alex, he has a completely different idea.
[01:29:42]  He thinks his show is, like, full of sophisticated information.
[01:29:46]  Really?
[01:29:47]  I've always believed in the people.
[01:29:50]  You said you hate them!
[01:29:51]  It's a populist program to just put out very sophisticated information, but also simple truths at the same time, believing that if you up the level of information, that ups the level of understanding, not dumb the information down.
[01:30:05]  And dumb down the population of feedback loop.
[01:30:08]  Wow.
[01:30:09]  But that said, when I do this governmental briefing style, PowerPoints and guests and just go over documents, that is extremely effective, not just with like General Flynn, but I can tell you prime ministers, world leaders, they had CIA boardrooms two weeks ago in our SPARS 2025-2028 report because it was done in a briefing format.
[01:30:34]  Not a fucking chance.
[01:30:36]  I feel like this is a simulation because there's no way a human being could possibly be that unselfaware.
[01:30:41]  Well, I don't know.
[01:30:42]  I think he is self-aware.
[01:30:43]  I just think that's the image that he wants the audience to have of him.
[01:30:46]  He can't possibly fucking believe that anybody took that shit seriously.
[01:30:50]  He cannot possibly believe that.
[01:30:51]  That Spars video that he did was so fucking offensively clunky.
[01:30:55]  It was so dumb.
[01:30:57]  That Mike guy was a total weirdo.
[01:30:59]  Yeah.
[01:30:59]  They were taking lines completely out of context, making completely false assertions.
[01:31:04]  Anybody who actually read it without just already pre-deciding that Alex was right would come away from that like, this doesn't say what you say it says.
[01:31:15]  There's a CIA fucking boardroom.
[01:31:17]  Oh my god.
[01:31:18]  Not a fucking chance.
[01:31:20]  Here's the thing that I have to say.
[01:31:22]  I do like the idea.
[01:31:24]  That Alex thinks that he has another speed.
[01:31:27]  Right.
[01:31:27]  I do like that idea because I think it's funny when he does that.
[01:31:31]  Yes, it is very funny.
[01:31:32]  I think it's really funny when he tries.
[01:31:34]  He thinks he's ramping it up.
[01:31:35]  Yeah.
[01:31:37]  And he just doesn't have it.
[01:31:38]  He doesn't have that pitch anymore.
[01:31:40]  Maybe never did.
[01:31:41]  No.
[01:31:42]  But he was certainly better at looking like he did earlier in his career.
[01:31:45]  Right, right, right.
[01:31:46]  But I like that because I would like for him to take this way more seriously because I will too.
[01:31:51]  And I do.
[01:31:53]  And I don't want to talk about, like, conceptions of the devil.
[01:31:57]  I don't care.
[01:31:58]  Right, right, right.
[01:31:59]  I don't give a shit.
[01:31:59]  You don't even know how fast your fastball goes.
[01:32:02]  Yeah.
[01:32:02]  Because you've been hanging around 75. Like, sooner or later he's going to get better at batting practice and it's just not happening.
[01:32:10]  No.
[01:32:10]  It's not happening.
[01:32:11]  No.
[01:32:11]  Nope.
[01:32:12]  It's frustrating, and I would like you to do some CIA boardroom shit.
[01:32:18]  Yeah, that's kind of interesting, though, because once you find out the FBI was listening to Joe Biggs on Antifa protests...
[01:32:27]  You realize, like, oh, these people are morons.
[01:32:30]  You know, like, I could buy that the CIA had meetings on it, because I don't know if I trust any of them to do a fundamental Google search at this point.
[01:32:37]  Let me actually...
[01:32:38]  They're all insane!
[01:32:38]  Let me say this.
[01:32:39]  Yes.
[01:32:40]  If I worked in the CIA, I might want to have a meeting on it, too, but just for a day off.
[01:32:44]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:32:45]  Hey, guys.
[01:32:46]  Get some pizza.
[01:32:46]  Guys, we got a new Alex.

=== The Big Enchilada (05:57) ===

[01:32:48]  We got a new Alex, guys.
[01:32:49]  Get in the boardroom.
[01:32:50]  We're gonna put it on the big screen.
[01:32:51]  Ain't no way this is gonna turn into any work.
[01:32:53]  Yeah!
[01:32:56]  So anyway, it's time for the big enchilada.
[01:32:59]  Okay.
[01:32:59]  Let me just give you the big enchilada, then I'll go to your phone calls.
[01:33:05]  The globalists with their money have got the universities, the banks, the medical system, the media system, the World Council of Churches, almost all the churches are just country club feel-good groups.
[01:33:18]  I don't care if it's Protestant, Catholic, it doesn't matter.
[01:33:22]  They've got Hollywood, they've got the EU, they've got radical Islam.
[01:33:26]  In Orthodox Islam, they've got Israel, they've got South Africa, they've got everybody.
[01:33:32]  Wow.
[01:33:33]  There's one thing they don't have.
[01:33:36]  You?
[01:33:38]  And that's the U.S. military.
[01:33:42]  Okay.
[01:33:43]  Now, the U.S. military's got its own stuff going on.
[01:33:46]  It's got its own problems, believe me.
[01:33:47]  It's getting a divorce.
[01:33:49]  But it's still men and chivalry and to operate at that level, some form of honor.
[01:33:55]  Even though it's predatory.
[01:33:56]  And so the globalists want to intimidate it, attack it, cause race riots, to selectively demonize the military and police with these purges to get control of them.
[01:34:04]  They don't need to.
[01:34:06]  They have a plan B. There's a fucking super bioweapon release that they can do.
[01:34:10]  None of this makes sense.
[01:34:11]  Why would they have...
[01:34:12]  They don't need to take over the police.
[01:34:14]  Also, if Alex's beliefs mean anything, they don't have Russia, right?
[01:34:20]  What?
[01:34:21]  No.
[01:34:21]  They've got everything.
[01:34:23]  They've got everything except the military and the police.
[01:34:25]  The United States military and the police.
[01:34:27]  Which, the fact that you're putting those two together kind of makes you realize what the police is, don't you?
[01:34:32]  I mean, this is so ridiculous.
[01:34:34]  I have a hard time...
[01:34:37]  Like, even taking this seriously.
[01:34:39]  The good news is there's still plenty of white nationalists in the U.S. military and the police.
[01:34:44]  Still a lot of heavily armed weirdos.
[01:34:46]  We got plenty of white nationalists really rooting for us to kill people.
[01:34:50]  So, we got that.
[01:34:51]  Yeah, I don't know.
[01:34:53]  It feels like it just felt like that was what was gonna work for him to say.
[01:34:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:34:59]  And it just doesn't match with any of the stuff he says normally.
[01:35:02]  It doesn't make sense why the globalists need the military and the police.
[01:35:07]  Yeah, you know what I feel like?
[01:35:09]  I feel like if you're somebody who identifies with the police and the military, you're a fascist.
[01:35:14]  That's what I would go with.
[01:35:16]  Again, this is just, like, improvisational storytelling.
[01:35:20]  And one of the things that, you know, keeps people excited in storytelling is, like, you know, sometimes the hero is doing well.
[01:35:29]  Sometimes the hero's doing poorly.
[01:35:31]  Yeah.
[01:35:31]  And when the hero's down, you gotta cheer for him to come back up.
[01:35:34]  Absolutely.
[01:35:35]  The hero's journey!
[01:35:36]  Come on, it's 12 steps!
[01:35:37]  Or whatever it is.
[01:35:39]  I think it was a couple weeks ago that Alex was riding pretty high.
[01:35:42]  They were defeating the globalists.
[01:35:43]  Sure.
[01:35:44]  Killing it.
[01:35:45]  Unfortunately, they are now losing.
[01:35:47]  Ooh, that's trouble.
[01:35:47]  I want to give you the honest prognosis.
[01:35:50]  I'm not like the Q people that tell you everything's fine, we've won the war, and just don't.
[01:35:54]  We're losing, and everything's collapsing, and we have no future unless you get upset and speak out and take action.
[01:36:02]  Now, it's because we were winning culturally.
[01:36:04]  There was a huge awakening.
[01:36:05]  Great victory.
[01:36:08]  But now the globalists have taken their whole plan.
[01:36:11]  And launched it and accelerated their timetable, which is extremely reckless.
[01:36:15]  They were ten years behind.
[01:36:16]  God, you just can't not hear this over and over and over again.
[01:36:20]  Wow.
[01:36:21]  He's got to get a new bit.
[01:36:22]  Like, because this bit is tired.
[01:36:25]  It's stale.
[01:36:26]  I just don't feel like I can handle this.
[01:36:29]  Infinite battle between Alex and his evil enemies.
[01:36:33]  Right.
[01:36:33]  And everybody is either accelerating or decelerating their plans at all times.
[01:36:38]  Nobody's ever like, let's put our chip...
[01:36:40]  Yeah, nobody's putting their chips on the table!
[01:36:42]  Let's fucking do this!
[01:36:43]  Well, apparently they have, so if it doesn't work this time, I guess they've been defeated.
[01:36:48]  Well, then what are they gonna do next?
[01:36:50]  I don't know.
[01:36:51]  Eh, me neither.
[01:36:52]  It'll probably be boring.
[01:36:53]  And not real.
[01:36:55]  That's true.
[01:36:56]  So, this next clip.
[01:36:57]  Yeah.
[01:36:57]  I would say...
[01:36:59]  That this should get Alex institutionalized.
[01:37:03]  Okay, alright.
[01:37:04]  There's a lot of things that he says that are, like, you know, offensive.
[01:37:08]  Like, really offensive.
[01:37:09]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:37:10]  They should get him shunned, but not institutionalized.
[01:37:12]  Maybe booed.
[01:37:13]  Yeah, booed is a good one, yeah.
[01:37:15]  This...
[01:37:16]  If he really believes this...
[01:37:19]  Oh, boy.
[01:37:19]  He should be put in a padded cell.
[01:37:21]  Okay.
[01:37:22]  But I have decided to be Christ-like, and I don't mean that in blasphemy, I'm serious.
[01:37:27]  I have taken on the sins.
[01:37:28]  I have taken them on.
[01:37:30]  I am in a poison vision of the enemy, so I can see the enemy's operations.
[01:37:36]  So Alex has taken on the sins of humanity.
[01:37:39]  Alright.
[01:37:40]  So he can see the globalist's plan, like he's taken on the role of Jesus.
[01:37:44]  Right, right, right.
[01:37:45]  He's basically Jesus against the globalist.
[01:37:47]  I was gonna say.
[01:37:47]  But this is...
[01:37:49]  Not blasphemy.
[01:37:50]  Alex is very close to declaring himself the new messiah.
[01:37:55]  Well, I mean, it's an interesting progression because he was, like, sort of getting more and more comfortable with talking about himself as a prophet over the last six months or so.
[01:38:03]  And John the Baptist and Trump was the...
[01:38:04]  Sure.
[01:38:04]  Yeah, yeah, of course.
[01:38:05]  And now that is not satisfying.
[01:38:06]  Nope.
[01:38:07]  At all.
[01:38:07]  I've got to take that next step.
[01:38:10]  I must make myself the Christ.
[01:38:12]  Look, you can only be a three-star general for so long before you want that next star, baby.
[01:38:21]  Anyway.
[01:38:22]  Okay.
[01:38:22]  Alex takes some calls.
[01:38:25]  I am the new messiah.
[01:38:27]  Anyways, let's go to the phones.
[01:38:28]  Let's go to the calls and let's see if we can talk to a fucking dumb racist.

=== White Man's Grievance (07:54) ===

[01:38:33]  Mainly, I want to get this out of the point.
[01:38:34]  It's overwhelming to finally talk to you because for decades people have been telling me I was...
[01:38:39]  Too volatile and paranoid because I've been telling them about all this stuff, except the pedophile stuff.
[01:38:44]  I didn't have your connections, but about the we're all slaves and China's evil and how everything's propaganda against the white man and everybody thought I was...
[01:38:54]  I'm talking about all the way back to the 90s and everybody was just telling me I was...
[01:38:58]  Well, what they do is they brand freedom and guns and private property as the white man, and then communism as the black man.
[01:39:05]  And they go, the black man's good, the white man's bad, but it has nothing to do with white men and black men.
[01:39:10]  It's all branding.
[01:39:11]  Does that make sure?
[01:39:11]  Does that make sense?
[01:39:13]  Yeah, and it's been, I mean, even in commercials, you know, the white man's always an idiot, and I was always showing people how, you know, it always shows people.
[01:39:22]  Like, abusing white men and women hitting them, and it was just always just...
[01:39:26]  Sure, it goes back to married with children.
[01:39:28]  Every white man on TV is an idiot.
[01:39:31]  And then several years ago, I heard you for the first time, and I realized I'm not the only person that sees this.
[01:39:37]  You know, I thought I was, like, cursed with this sight.
[01:39:40]  Oh, boy.
[01:39:41]  So I think the trope of the bumbling husband probably dates back a little further than married with children, but whatever.
[01:39:47]  I guess it's better than if they were like, I think we should go back to the honeymooners when it was fine to beat your wife.
[01:39:54]  Also, if Alec has a problem with the character trope of the dumb husband, he's gonna really hate when he learns about all the other historical characters of people who weren't white.
[01:40:02]  Oh boy.
[01:40:03]  In terms of just explaining a little bit of this, one of the reasons there's such a large number of husbands and fathers who are kind of idiots is because it's the easiest way to make Yeah.
[01:40:14]  comedic premises that are required for a sitcom to work.
[01:40:17]  Most of the situations the characters get into probably wouldn't happen, or if they did, they would be resolved in way less comical ways if one of the characters in Yeah.
[01:40:28]  make every show like Father Knows Best, but guess what?
[01:40:30]  Father Knows Best sucked.
[01:40:32]  It's a trash show.
[01:40:36]  You know what?
[01:40:37]  I also hate the depiction of white people in films being stupid, which is why I hate Breakfast at Tiffany's.
[01:40:45]  Do you know what I hate about Breakfast at Tiffany's?
[01:40:47]  The way they treated that poor white man, who was definitely meant to read as white, 100%.
[01:40:52]  This is not an attack on the white man.
[01:40:57]  But it does make sense that this guy would have these clearly...
[01:41:01]  Yeah.
[01:41:02]  Racist feelings towards media and everything that he experiences is an attack on whites.
[01:41:07]  Yeah.
[01:41:08]  And then he hears Alex and he's like, I've found my people.
[01:41:11]  Of course.
[01:41:11]  No shit.
[01:41:12]  Yep.
[01:41:13]  I mean, it's like...
[01:41:16]  It gets a lot worse.
[01:41:18]  How can you...
[01:41:19]  White people have had it so fucking pathetically easy for so goddamn long that the idea of one appearance in movies or film where the white guy is the bad guy is like, how could anybody do this?
[01:41:36]  Well, look, you're saying that white people have had it so easy for so long.
[01:41:40]  Alex would beg to differ.
[01:41:41]  Oh, I'm sure.
[01:41:42]  Based on his own...
[01:41:43]  Millions and millions of dollars?
[01:41:45]  Brother, I mean, listen, there's not any black people that have been attacked.
[01:41:51]  Let's not exaggerate.
[01:41:53]  75 times by white people, I have.
[01:41:56]  But I actually enjoyed it.
[01:41:57]  I mean, I grew up with black folks trying to kill me, and I learned how to fight really good.
[01:42:02]  In fact, people ask how Alex Jones did all this.
[01:42:04]  I owe this to black racists beating the living shit out of me.
[01:42:07]  I mean, I have just, and I started hospitalizing a lot of black people, and they pretty soon started appreciating me.
[01:42:14]  And I love those folks.
[01:42:16]  I love the ones even I put in commas.
[01:42:17]  Yeesh.
[01:42:20]  I want to go back to whistling.
[01:42:23]  Do you remember when he whistled, Dan?
[01:42:25]  I appreciated the whistling.
[01:42:27]  That was great.
[01:42:28]  Oh, that's what they should do.
[01:42:30]  If he gets on too much of a racist rant, they should just start playing the Andy Griffith theme, and he'll be like, okay.
[01:42:40]  And they should get one of those intermission-type images.
[01:42:43]  Yes, yes!
[01:42:44]  Let's all go to the lobby!
[01:42:47]  No, it's photoshopped Alex's face onto Andy Griffith, holding hands with young Richie Cunningham.
[01:42:52]  Yes, yes!
[01:42:53]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:42:54]  That's great.
[01:42:56]  Little Opie carrying a fishing pole.
[01:42:59]  What a piece of shit.
[01:43:01]  Yeah, he's the worst.
[01:43:02]  What an absolute piece of shit.
[01:43:03]  He is the worst.
[01:43:04]  Hey, I'm a huge racist, but also I'm gonna brag about how good I am and about how I defeated them in fights and put them in comas.
[01:43:13]  Sure.
[01:43:14]  It's very strange.
[01:43:15]  What a fucked up dude.
[01:43:17]  But I'm just saying, I wouldn't be who I was if I wasn't put in the hospital and broken legs and broken arms and subdermal hematomas and stabbed and everything else I did.
[01:43:27]  I really want to thank black people for what they did to me.
[01:43:29]  I'm serious.
[01:43:30]  Alright, I'm not gonna pretend to not understand the point Alex is trying to make here poorly.
[01:43:34]  Oh boy.
[01:43:35]  This is the old idea of being, like, battle-hardened, and Alex is thankful for the struggles that he went through that made him who he is today.
[01:43:41]  Boy named Sue.
[01:43:42]  You hear variations of that from all sorts of people, and I think generally, you know, there's a fine version of it.
[01:43:47]  Sure.
[01:43:48]  But what's not fine is the way Alex is ascribing the series of beatings that he got when he was younger to, quote, Black...
[01:43:53]  Yeah.
[01:43:54]  As opposed to, quote, specific people he got in fights with.
[01:43:57]  Yeah.
[01:43:58]  Alex is generalizing to the larger black population here in a way that is incredibly fucked up.
[01:44:02]  From listening to this, I'm not actually even sure if Alex realizes he's doing what he's doing, but man, it is embarrassing and real racist.
[01:44:10]  Yeah, this has been a real fucking highlight reel.
[01:44:14]  This is a...
[01:44:16]  It's not been really good.
[01:44:20]  No.
[01:44:21]  No.
[01:44:21]  I would say that you might as well just come out and be like, yeah, I guess I'm a racist.
[01:44:27]  I feel like it can't be too far off now.
[01:44:29]  Yeah, it's gotta happen.
[01:44:30]  And he can try and justify his racism, but you can't pretend that you're not.
[01:44:35]  It's too late for that now.
[01:44:37]  Yeah.
[01:44:38]  Yeah.
[01:44:38]  We have one last clip here, and it's to get a little bit of a, you know...
[01:44:43]  A little bit of parsley, perhaps.
[01:44:44]  Sure, sure.
[01:44:45]  But Alex has this caller who's calling in from Brooklyn, right?
[01:44:49]  One of the last holdouts in Brooklyn.
[01:44:50]  Okay.
[01:44:51]  Stronghold.
[01:44:51]  Yeah.
[01:44:52]  Read that how you will.
[01:44:53]  Okay.
[01:44:54]  Yeah.
[01:44:55]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:44:55]  I live in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.
[01:44:57]  It's an Irish, Norwegian, Italian, German area.
[01:45:01]  It's like the last Republican stronghold in Brooklyn.
[01:45:04]  So what they're doing is they're sending people from Clarksville, other places in Brooklyn, to come in and try and take Bay Ridge over and make it a liberal town.
[01:45:14]  Also, what they're doing is they're shutting down restaurants.
[01:45:19]  They're shutting down all the restaurants and letting illegal immigrants sell products in the street, which is crazy to me.
[01:45:29]  Elaborate on that!
[01:45:30]  Yeah!
[01:45:32]  There it is!
[01:45:33]  Ooh!
[01:45:35]  Ooh!
[01:45:35]  It's been a little while since we've heard Alex eating lunch.
[01:45:37]  That's a good one.
[01:45:38]  So that was enjoyable.
[01:45:39]  Yeah, that was nice.
[01:45:41]  Yeah, I mean, look, I don't think there was anything else you could really expect from this period other than some pretty...
[01:45:48]  Brutal racism.
[01:45:49]  Some pounding racism.
[01:45:50]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:45:51]  But I think it was interesting the way it manifested.
[01:45:55]  I don't think it made sense based on real-life conditions.
[01:45:59]  No, no.
[01:46:02]  And yeah, it sucks.
[01:46:03]  I'm going to not listen, or I'm going to listen eventually.
[01:46:06]  Sure, sure, sure.
[01:46:07]  For our next episode, I am going to go back to 2003, because that way, over my birthday weekend, I can spend my time in the past as opposed to focusing too much on the present.

=== DJ Danarchy's Track (02:00) ===

[01:46:16]  That is my gift to you, Dan.
[01:46:18]  And that's my compromise.
[01:46:20]  But yeah, this sucked.
[01:46:21]  Yeah, that's...
[01:46:23]  Ah, man.
[01:46:25]  It's like that violent candle, you know?
[01:46:29]  In order to move forward, we have to get rid of this bullshit.
[01:46:34]  We gotta not do this anymore.
[01:46:37]  But while we're fighting it, they're fighting so much.
[01:46:40]  So fucking hard.
[01:46:42]  It's insane.
[01:46:43]  It's insane.
[01:46:44]  Yeah.
[01:46:44]  I don't know what to do.
[01:46:46]  Fuck racists.
[01:46:47]  So, we'll be back.
[01:46:49]  But, Jordan, until then, we have a website and all that stuff.
[01:46:53]  Indeed.
[01:46:55]  More importantly, let's go out on a positive note.
[01:46:57]  Ooh, we gotta hear it.
[01:46:58]  And this is another track from DJ Danarchy.
[01:47:01]  DJ Danarchy, hell yeah.
[01:47:02]  Thank you so much for creating this.
[01:47:04]  We'll catch you next time.
[01:47:05]  Daryl Rundis, blah, blah, blah.
[01:47:06]  Knowledge fight.
[01:47:28]  Dan and Jordan.
[01:47:34]  Knowledge fight.
[01:47:35]  It's time to break.
[01:47:37]  We are the bad guys.
[01:47:41]  Knowledge fight.
[01:47:42]  Knowledge fight.
[01:47:45]  Dan and Jordan.
[01:47:48]  Knowledge fight.
[01:47:52]  Need money.
[01:47:54]  Andy and Kansas.
[01:47:56]  Andy and Kansas.
[01:47:57]  Stop it.
[01:47:58]  Andy and Kansas.
[01:48:00]  It's time to break.
[01:48:02]  Andy and Kansas.
[01:48:04]  on the air face rolling.
[01:48:04]  Hello, Alex.
[01:48:08]  Knowledge Fight.