Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with Trump's second impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex sends a lot of mixed messages, lies about the Covid vaccine, and records a commercial with a very unsettling tone.
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| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
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Jordan. | |
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan, what's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is mochi. | ||
| You've recently discovered mochi. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And it is expanded from there. | ||
| Next year we'll be doing 500 new tastes of mochi. | ||
| I don't think that would be possible. | ||
| It would be pretty difficult. | ||
| But I've tried a number of flavors that I've been able to get my hands on. | ||
| And, oh man, it's so good. | ||
| The thing that was really tough for me was that... | ||
| I'd heard such startlingly different reviews. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| It's a divisive dessert. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| And I'd worried that I would fall squarely in the bleh category, but I love it. | ||
| And it also, I didn't realize it, but it just takes me back a bit to... | ||
| Like things that I had in Hawaii growing up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that makes total sense, but I didn't think that it would. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And it's great. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| So another dessert. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Another fucking sweet thing for me to eat. | ||
| Just what we needed. | ||
| The audience was like, what other sweet things is Dan going to become obsessed with? | ||
| What will capture Dan's sweet tooth today? | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| Good news is people won't be mailing those to you. | ||
| No, that is true. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| Next thing you know, shit just comes in dry ice. | ||
| Dry ice. | ||
| Damn it! | ||
| And then just melted ones. | ||
| So yeah, Mochi, how about you? | ||
| Oh, my bright spot this week, Dan, is The Swordsman. | ||
| It's a Korean movie that's, I don't know, it's really good. | ||
| It's about three swordsmen. | ||
| They do stuff. | ||
| It's fantastic. | ||
| So it's swordsman plural. | ||
| No, the movie is about singular. | ||
| Okay, so it's one of the three. | ||
| There are multiple that appear. | ||
| So it's like the Highlander. | ||
| There's more than one Highlander. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Although there can only be one. | ||
| No, there's not more than one Highlander. | ||
| There's only one Highlander. | ||
| I mean, there are many people who live in the Highlands. | ||
| I thought that there was these immortals and they have to kill each other. | ||
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Sure! | |
| Of course they do, but the Highlander specifically refers to that he's from Scotland. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Highlander isn't the group of them. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's been a while since I've seen those movies. | ||
| And obviously, as we all know from just appearance and conversational style alone, Sean Connery is indeed Egyptian in that movie. | ||
| And the original Bond. | ||
| And the original Bond. | ||
| Yes, we've discovered so much today. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of education. | ||
| Referencing things we Googled just before getting on the show. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an interesting thing to go over. | ||
| We're going to be talking about February 10th and 11th, 2021. | ||
| Blackjack! | ||
| I let you have that one. | ||
| You let me have that one. | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| You son of a bitch! | ||
| I was still late because I was halfway waiting for you to say it first. | ||
| I am disappointed in you because you had the open lane and you still stutter stepped. | ||
| No, it's like... | ||
| You thought it was a trap. | ||
| It's Anthony Davis in the block, man. | ||
| You can feel him coming. | ||
| You're not going to go for the layup because he's going to swat it away from you. | ||
| I decided to hang back and just see what you had. | ||
| And then I blew it. | ||
| So that is Wednesday and Thursday of this week. | ||
| And the reason that I wanted to check in on this is because, of course, the Trump impeachment is going on. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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We'll discuss some feelings about that because both of us have. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But I mean it feels important. | ||
| It should be. | ||
| It feels like it's way more important than people are taking it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it has a vibe of everyone's like, this is our second one. | ||
| We've been here before. | ||
| We all know it should have been done in the first one. | ||
| So let's get this over with because these people are fucking nuts. | ||
| We'll talk about some of the specifics and stuff once we get into the episode. | ||
| But yeah, it's weird. | ||
| So before we get to business on the episode itself, let's take a moment, Jordan, to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Joe S. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Joe. | ||
| Next, Connor VG. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Connor. | ||
| Next, Caroline H. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Caroline. | ||
| Sweet, Caroline. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Next, Nat MC. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Nat. | ||
| Next, Becky C. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Becky. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Ooh, I was trying to get ahead of the... | |
| Oh, man, I'm blackjackin' all the time. | ||
| Now I'm way too ramped up. | ||
| Next, Jim J. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thanks, Jim. | ||
| And finally, Jasmina K. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you, Jasmina! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Do you organize those? | ||
| Because I feel like our last episode was 99% fake joke names. | ||
| And this one just all seemed like normal people. | ||
| I... | ||
| Prepared a little bit today, whereas sometimes I will end up... | ||
| It changes. | ||
| It varies. | ||
| It changes. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| It depends on how much time I have. | ||
| Yeah, you're a busy man. | ||
| Yeah, before the episode. | ||
| I need to be better at organizing stuff, but I'm just not. | ||
| Yeah, now I read an article recently about how podcasters don't really need to do much work and the money is really good in the job, so... | ||
| Yeah, I saw a tweet. | ||
| Yeah, I assume that that's what you're up to. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Jordan, also, another thing we gotta do is we're gonna take a little moment here to give a very special Delilah message. | ||
| Ooh, Delilah! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We got an email. | ||
| Quit beating up Samson, lady! | ||
| We got an email from Mike. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| And he wanted us to play I'm Holding Out for a Hero. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
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He wanted us to play a little bit of James Ingram. | |
| Yep, that sounds right. | ||
| I'm having a real tough time coming up with songs. | ||
| Yeah, I was going to say. | ||
| But he reached out and he wanted us to give a little bit of a happy birthday message out to his partner, Lauren, whose birthday is actually yesterday when this is coming out. | ||
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All right. | |
| You know, some people have a birthday week. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I hope not. | ||
| Yeah, some people do that. | ||
| That's not fair. | ||
| You've not worked in an office in a long time. | ||
| I don't remember birthday weeks. | ||
| I don't remember that there were birthday weeks. | ||
| You don't remember people who would just be like, this is my birthday week. | ||
| And it's like, yeah, but that's Thursday. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| I choose to believe that we are not dealing with people who manufacture a personality based on their birthday. | ||
| I think these people are great, Dan. | ||
| So, Lauren, happy birthday. | ||
| Happy birthday, Lauren. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| You can have three days. | ||
| Not a week. | ||
| You can have three days. | ||
| We negotiated it down. | ||
| It's a birthday, three days. | ||
| And I'm sorry, Mike, that I couldn't improvise a better song idea than... | ||
| James Ingram's name, and I'm holding out for a hero. | ||
| Yeah, I'm gonna go with 2D2F. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| The only James Ingram song I can come up with right now off the top of my head is Yamo Be There, featuring Michael McDonald. | ||
| Just listening to the Yacht Rock podcast. | ||
| Any song with Michael McDonald is usually halfway good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, impeachment. | ||
| Yes, what about it? | ||
| It is upon us. | ||
| Anything going on? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know. | ||
| Watching this stuff. | ||
| One of my big takeaways is that Castro looks solid with a beard. | ||
| Oh, no, Joaquin Castro. | ||
| Yeah, I gotcha. | ||
| He does look better with a beard. | ||
| Yeah, it's a nice looking beard. | ||
| That's about all I got. | ||
| Does his twin have a beard? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Well, we should call him. | ||
| Because that's a man who needs a beard. | ||
| This is a pressing issue. | ||
| This is what we need to talk about. | ||
| God, how great would it be to have a twin so you could try out facial hair styles? | ||
| Oh, it'd be awesome. | ||
| You get twice as much done in terms of trying out styles. | ||
| No, I think you are talking about a clone, Dan. | ||
| You are talking about a clone. | ||
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Same thing. | |
| Yeah, I just think his beard looked good. | ||
| And then beyond that, I don't know. | ||
| I feel like the image that's going to resonate with me is that video of the officer running down the hallway, running past Mitt Romney, Mitt Romney turning around and running the other way, paired with all the video of protesters talking about hanging Mike Pence. | ||
| Just the imagining what could have happened had that guy... | ||
| Goodman not said, you know, run the other way. | ||
| Run the other way. | ||
| You know, just the idea that someone who's a very high-level politician, someone who's very notable in politics, someone who ran for president, who's in the Senate, they probably would have killed him. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Yeah, there was a little bit of me that was watching that part thinking like, and then the next thing you should say is if it weren't for him, Mitt Romney would be dead, guys. | ||
| Hey, 45 senators who are going to vote to unconvict, say you want Mitt Romney to die or shut the fuck up. | ||
| Well, yeah, that's one way to put it, and I think that would be fair. | ||
| Yeah, I think that's pretty much the only way to go. | ||
| Yeah, it's a really surreal thing to be seeing. | ||
| This conversation that's happening, and the people you're trying to persuade are like, you know, they're chanting to kill the vice president who they elected. | ||
| You understand that. | ||
| Until moments earlier, they were fine with the idea of supporting Mike Pence if he subverted the Constitution. | ||
| You understand. | ||
| Your name is very replaceable with that, in terms of who they are looking to kill. | ||
| See, the problem there is, I think they thoroughly understand that, which is why they will be voting to acquit. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know the dynamics, but it's pretty fucked up to see the information presented that way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's coherent, it makes sense, and it... | ||
| It's almost hilariously over-the-top comprehensive, where, like, I was watching yesterday, and then today, and they were talking about how this is almost guaranteed, this is guaranteed to be the shortest impeachment trial in history. | ||
| And after watching those two days, I was like, that... | ||
| It does make sense in a normal, real-world situation, because you'd watch that and go, boy, the defense better come up with something real good. | ||
| Yeah, it's open and shut. | ||
| And then you watch the defense's opening argument, and you're like, they're fucked. | ||
| They're fucked! | ||
| They got no chance. | ||
| Their opening statement might as well have been, come on! | ||
| Yeah, I know, I know! | ||
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It's literally, hey, come on, he's not even president anymore. | |
| Get out of here! | ||
| Yeah, and was that Caster? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, his statement being like, Oh, they made some good points. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Yeah, yep, yep. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We're all August members of this body. | ||
| I just want to... | ||
| Say, you guys are all great. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Now, obviously, the prosecution makes some good points. | ||
| My client's guilty. | ||
| But I want you all to know that you're spectacular people. | ||
| I thought we were going to bicker about jurisdiction. | ||
| I am not prepared for this. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Ooh, boy, it really does look like he committed those crimes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And all these sort of defenses that you see thrown around are like, well, Trump's rally couldn't have incited this because the people were planning for weeks in advance. | ||
| Like, well. | ||
| Ta-da. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Here's all the stuff that Trump was saying for weeks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I have no faith in any conclusion. | ||
| Like, I don't have any faith that there's going to be a conviction. | ||
| And I also don't have any faith that, you know, there's not going to be. | ||
| Also, like, I just, I see this and I'm bleh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel numb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So, I wanted to see Alex's response to a lot of this. | ||
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For sure. | |
| Because I figure if anybody's gonna be mad about this, it'd be Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He, for the, since the impeachment, the second impeachment has come around, has been really, really insistent that Trump needs to get up there and put the whole system on trial. | ||
| Yes, that would be great. | ||
| Trump needs to get in there and insist that he won the election. | ||
| It was stolen from him. | ||
| He still can. | ||
| Alex is not happy that that is not happening. | ||
| I would imagine so. | ||
| And so we'll get into a little bit of his response. | ||
| But first, here is an Out of Context Drop from today's show. | ||
| Because I actually worship these people. | ||
| I hate them. | ||
| I can't stand them. | ||
| But I actually know everything about AOC, everything about Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un, Xi Jinping. | ||
| I shouldn't be looking at Xi Jinping ever. | ||
| I mean, what the hell's going on? | ||
| But I have to, because he's always up my ass. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| Yeah, we really shouldn't be looking at Alex Jones. | ||
| He's there. | ||
| But I can't look away. | ||
| But we have to, because he's up America's ass. | ||
| Can't not look. | ||
| So... | ||
| Alex discusses the UN building a little bit at the beginning of this show here on February 10th. | ||
| He's talking about how, you know, he made that documentary Endgame. | ||
| And it has the UN building on the front of it. | ||
| And he wasn't supposed to be on air when this stuff was going on now. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| You know, all the stuff that's happening in the world? | ||
| He was supposed to have been taken off the air way in advance. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you could either believe that, or you could believe that all that stuff he was saying about they have plans to take me off the air when their plans come to fruition was just nonsense. | ||
| Yeah, that's possible. | ||
| We are not supposed to be on air right now. | ||
| We're supposed to be shut down long before they launch this operation. | ||
| If you saw my film Endgame, also a green mist on the cover, you will notice that I specifically say they're going to release... | ||
| Bio-weapon simulants to practice a lockdown, and then that they would launch stronger attacks each successive wave while posing as the saviors while it will be the United Nations that launches the attack. | ||
| Will you guys just type into a search engine, in-game blueprint for global enslavement, and click images? | ||
| Or maybe go out on the bookshelf and bring a DVD, and I want to show you the cover. | ||
| It's the UN building in New York City. | ||
| Paid for by the Rockefellers, and the land it sits on, paid for by the Rockefellers. | ||
| Strangely enough, I won't get into that story. | ||
| Well, I might as well. | ||
| It doesn't really matter. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| My ancestor, my mom's side, owned that land, sold it, to then come start the Texas Revolution. | ||
| That was the Ayers family, but that is a side issue. | ||
| They don't slaughterhouses on it. | ||
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Do what now? | |
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| Back in the 1820s. | ||
| That side of the family were Yankees in New York, folks. | ||
| Anyways, you can't really count me as a Texan. | ||
| My family's only been here on both sides since the 1820s, because once you're from New York, I guess you're always from New York. | ||
| But I am digressing, sorry. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Very much so. | ||
| We have a nine-hour series about Endgame, and you can go and decide for yourself if... | ||
| That documentary is actually about what Alex thinks it is. | ||
| I believe he's literally asking us to judge a book by its cover. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| A DVD by its cover. | ||
| Let me show you this cover of the DVD. | ||
| I love the idea that Alex is, you know, he's making this physical land where the UN building sits into a personal issue for him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But there's a couple problems. | ||
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So... | |
| The relative that Alex is talking about here is a guy named David Ayers. | ||
| He and his family were the ones who Colonel Travis left his son with and that Alex claims to be related to. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| This dude came to Texas in 1832. | ||
| Also, Colonel Travis didn't, like, adopt his son to them like Alex likes to pretend. | ||
| His son just stayed with the Ayers family to attend school while his dad drunkenly pretended to be a soldier at the Alamo. | ||
| The son only stayed with the family for two years. | ||
| It's not like... | ||
| Two years is long enough to build a bond. | ||
| I'm not going to cut Ayers on that one. | ||
| You're not going to split Ayers? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I think that that's fine, but the way Alex presents it is like, they gave him his son. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He raised Colonel Travis' son. | ||
| He was found in a manger. | ||
| Also, David Ayers himself actually wasn't from New York. | ||
| He was from Morristown, New Jersey, where he was born in 1793. | ||
| According to the Texas State Historical Association, David, quote, came to Texas to buy property and build a home. | ||
| Prior to that, he, quote, was a merchant in Ithaca, New York. | ||
| Ithaca is about 230 miles from New York City, so I have some doubts about this whole story of him owning the land that the U.N. building is on. | ||
| Well! | ||
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Sounds like a load of bullshit that Alex tells himself in order to keep this fight with his imaginary enemies personal. | |
| That's my land! | ||
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That's my family's land that the UN building is on! | |
| Man, here's the thing about that. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| If that's what you want to do, okay, I have a claim to that land back from the 1820s, then you also have to acknowledge that maybe somebody else had a claim to that land in the 1500s. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Nope. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Alex's property rights began in the 1820s. | ||
| I did not know that. | ||
| I should have. | ||
| Was that in the Constitution? | ||
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All right. | |
| So there's this... | ||
| Thing in life where stuff happens gradually. | ||
| Alex tries to discuss how taking COVID seriously will lead to negative consequences, much like taking the Klan seriously leads us to kicking Trump off Twitter. | ||
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This is one of these A to A, B to B. I'm going to need to hear this one. | |
| It's an SAT situation. | ||
| All the way through. | ||
| So the first domino was the KKK and the white supremacists, most of them run by the Southern Property Law Center and the ADL. | ||
| And the FBI, that's come out in mainstream news. | ||
| The ADL. | ||
| And then the next, like, oh, I'm up for the Nazis, so let's take their speech away. | ||
| Let's take their bank accounts away. | ||
| And then next, it's, oh, it's Alex Jones. | ||
| Let's take everything he's got. | ||
| And then two years later, it's the President of the United States. | ||
| No, I think these are all lumped in with the Nazis. | ||
| Oh, just wear these masks for 15 days. | ||
| Oh, just stay in your house for 15 days. | ||
| Sounds reasonable. | ||
| It's the little domino. | ||
| Then it's all six months. | ||
| Then it's all two years. | ||
| Well, just take this COVID test. | ||
| Well, just have a contact tracer in your house. | ||
| Well, it's ten years in jail if you're seen outside your house, period. | ||
| I got the video. | ||
| They announced it yesterday. | ||
| In Parliament. | ||
| In Parliament. | ||
| Ten years in prison if you're seen outside your house when they tell you to quarantine. | ||
| So the problem with the argument that he's making is that, like, if there is behavioral similarities between the Klan... | ||
| Alex Jones and the president. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| In that they're all breaking the terms of service of a certain platform. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Them getting kicked off. | ||
| It's not like some kind of a dominoes falling situation. | ||
| It's more of just a consistency of the rules. | ||
| Only Nazis would expect justice to be applied fairly, Dan. | ||
| Yeah, that doesn't make much sense. | ||
| And then in terms of the evolving situation with COVID, it's like... | ||
| We didn't do any of those things. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| All of those things. | ||
| It's like, yeah, 15 days, 30 days. | ||
| Like, we didn't do those things. | ||
| Or at least... | ||
| Some people didn't to a large enough extent that those were not effective, or at least as effective as they could be. | ||
| And then secondarily, the government didn't provide material support to people to enable them to do these safety measures in a way that would have been meaningful. | ||
| And so we end up with a situation that gets worse and worse, and the mitigation things that you would prescribe for that become... | ||
| Larger. | ||
| So it's not the dominoes falling. | ||
| It's just us not taking care of a problem. | ||
| Not just that, but mitigation efforts that were already planned for and in place that Jared Kushner, according to witnesses, denied specifically because it would only hurt Democrats more. | ||
| Making it more of a genocide situation. | ||
| Just saying. | ||
| Just tossing that out there. | ||
| But if you're outside your house, you're going to go to prison for 10 years. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| In the UK. | ||
| This is nonsense. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The actual story is about how the UK government has rolled out Yeah, 1,750 pounds. | ||
| The discussion of a 10-year sentence is for people who knowingly lie about where they're returning to the UK from in order to skip and skirt public health measures and the required quarantining. | ||
| Everyone can still go outside their houses. | ||
| Alex is just trying to scare people. | ||
| that sounds about right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I am positive that, you know, that is a high figure for a lot of people. | ||
| But also, I would assume that people who are coming from these countries or people who are coming in from vacations to those countries, possibly people who would be able to afford the quarantining. | ||
| And I would also assume that if not, there's probably... | ||
| At least some sort of a program in place to help people who don't have the means for the sake of public safety. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not, I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, it's all a load of bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is lying. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| So, we know that Alex is a violent chap. | ||
| From all of his words and deeds. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Those would be how we identify. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| His regular tone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His insistence on encouraging people to be violent. | ||
| His behaviors in all of the stories he tells about accosting people as though he's the hero. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it turns out he's not. | ||
| We're right now, by we, I mean Alex and his audience. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| We are in a riptide. | ||
| And if you fight... | ||
| When you're in a Riptide, you're going to drown. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So you can't fight. | ||
| I don't know anything about Riptides. | ||
| You don't? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Oh, see, much like Mochi, Riptides were a part of my growing up in Hawaii. | ||
| Well, naturally, yes. | ||
| And, yeah, there is a certain amount of truth to it. | ||
| Like, if you get taken in an undertow or something, you will generally end up, like, just getting... | ||
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You gotta slide it and you'll come out. | |
| Fighting against it is not a great strategy. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Because you're just gonna stay under and drown. | ||
| It can be very bad. | ||
| And it's really scary. | ||
| I've been through similar things a bunch of times in my younger years. | ||
| But this metaphor doesn't quite work the way Alex wants it to. | ||
| Because what he's sort of saying is like, we're gonna take some bumps in this riptide and then we'll be spit out from the riptide and be in safety. | ||
| It'll be scary. | ||
| But, you know, you can't fight, because if you fight, that's when you're going to drown. | ||
| But then, at the end, he also says that people are coming to kill your family. | ||
| I liken this to getting caught in a riptide. | ||
| And I, one time, foolishly, when I was a teenager, they had red flags out. | ||
| I'm like, I'm a great swimmer. | ||
| I mean, hell, before I quit doing it, when I was 13, I was a champion swimmer, wearing all the blue ribbons in Dallas. | ||
| And I thought, I can get out there. | ||
| I'm 18 years old. | ||
| I got grabbed in one of those things, and I knew what to do, and it sucked me under. | ||
| I said, just hold your breath and relax. | ||
| Don't fight it, and it spit me out. | ||
| 50 yards, and I was okay, but it scared the living hell out of me. | ||
| Well, let me just tell you, we're already being pulled under, so there's not time to even get air. | ||
| You're just holding it and relaxed, baby, because you panic, you're going to die. | ||
| So, this is not negative. | ||
| This is biblical. | ||
| It's all going to happen, and... | ||
| It's going to get so bad within a few years, you're just going to be totally blown away. | ||
| They're going to tighten, tighten, tighten, release a little, and then clamp down even harder, and then release a little, and clamp down even harder. | ||
| Mass suicides, death, there'll be COVID deaths from the vaccines everywhere, it's already happening, and they'll just normalize it, and then all these college students that don't have jobs are going to have government paychecks, their own uniforms, they're already coming to your house, armed, armed. | ||
| The communists are coming, armed for you and your family, and they're going to kill you, so get ready. | ||
| So we shouldn't do anything. | ||
| We're in a riptide. | ||
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We should just hold your breath and relax. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Or should I be worried about the armed commies coming to kill my family? | ||
| Well, those would seem important to you, but they're not coming to kill Alex's family, so we need to just sit tight and we'll get through this. | ||
| Much like how a T-Rex can't see you in the movies when the commies come to your door. | ||
| If you hold your breath and relax, they can't see you. | ||
| I just can't... | ||
| Why do you also have to have blue ribbons in swimming? | ||
| Why does it always gotta be every time there's a new... | ||
| He's like a Stevie Peas in high school. | ||
| He's like, I was there, I did all of the stuff. | ||
| He's the best at everything. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| And not all of it can be true, but that's close enough to like... | ||
| I could believe that. | ||
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Yeah, sure. | |
| I don't have any problem with that. | ||
| I just have a problem with this is yet another in the long list of things where he tosses off. | ||
| You know, I won all the awards when I was there. | ||
| Anyways. | ||
| I won the title for most specialist boy. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| It's like Jesus to you. | ||
| Come on, buddy. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| Yeah, so that's an incoherent message that he's sending his audience there because at the end of it, I feel like he'd negated a lot of the ideas that you'd want to be... | ||
| Sending when you tell people you're in a Riptide. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| We're going to get out the other side of this. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like he's telling you to fight that Riptide. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| See, because he said relax first. | ||
| Yeah, like I said, it's incoherent. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| These clauses are dependent on each other. | ||
| So first get the Riptide and then die. | ||
| So what do you know about Pablo Escobar? | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Did you not watch Narcos? | ||
| I did not watch Narcos. | ||
| They knew to die. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man had elephants, I know that. | ||
| He was in the movie Blow. | ||
| He was featured as a character in the movie Blow. | ||
| All-time great mustache, I believe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| All-time great. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Pee-wee Herman was also in there. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| All-time great mustache, by the way. | ||
| I learned from listening to this that not only did he have elephants, he also had hippos. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Hippos are dangerous. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Alex. | ||
| Goes on a very long ramble about the dangers of hippos. | ||
| He was voted best hippo in high school. | ||
| Best hippo wrangler. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I used to do... | ||
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I was like a matador, but for hippos. | |
| So Pablo Escobar had these hippos, and they got... | ||
| Now that they've bred, and now hippos are somewhere where they shouldn't be. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| They're an invasive species. | ||
| And so now people want to cull them. | ||
| This leads Alex to saying that there may be some good arguments. | ||
| For human calling. | ||
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Cool. | |
| And I would like to remind you, he is a noted eugenics disliker, this guy. | ||
| Theoretically. | ||
| Theoretically. | ||
| Pablo Escobar down in South America got, what was it, four hippos something like 40 years ago. | ||
| Back in the 80s. | ||
| Back when I was a little kid. | ||
| And now, reportedly, there's just thousands of these hippos running around. | ||
| And by the way, if you didn't know, the hippo's the most deadly animal in the world. | ||
| It'll kill an elephant, it'll kill a lion, it'll kill a grizzly bear. | ||
| There's nothing more powerful on land than a hippopotamus. | ||
| Everything runs in fear. | ||
| The 20-foot crocodiles run in fear. | ||
| You can watch videos of a hippo just grabbing a 20-foot crocodile and just throwing it around like it's a toothpick. | ||
| So now, all over where Pablo lived, there's just giant hippopotamuses everywhere. | ||
| And so now they want to cull them. | ||
| Now they want to cull the hippopotamuses. | ||
| And I'm like, yeah, they don't come from there? | ||
| Yeah, they're killing everything? | ||
| Okay, kill them. | ||
| But see, I'm a human being. | ||
| I don't need to be culled. | ||
| But see, the globalists, they say, Jones, you notice you're telling people this, and they don't care. | ||
| That's because they're not conscious, they're just eating food, and their genetics are bad, and they're breeding, and we need to get rid of them. | ||
| We're not racist. | ||
| We're going to kill the dumb black people, the dumb white people, the dumb Hispanics, the dumb Asians. | ||
| And that itself is playing God as evil. | ||
| And I don't support that. | ||
| That's the problem? | ||
| There's an argument there. | ||
| But then you say the globalists, they're into Satanism, they're into playing God, their real documents are they want to overwrite everything and not save the earth and believe they're going to just be able to make all the planets they want once they become AI, artificially intelligent, singularity, godlike. | ||
| And they're just in a mad race sacrificing the earth as a testing ground to this ascension. | ||
| So that's a lot of nonsense, but I just find it really interesting whenever Alex has these hypothetical conversations with globalists, and he's like, ah, there's an argument to be made for going off the dumb. | ||
| Listen, listen, I'm not saying it's a bad idea in philosophy. | ||
| That's very weird. | ||
| I'm just saying in practice it can go wrong. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would say that if your branding is such that Alex puts forth, you should never say that there's an argument to be made. | ||
| It's not eugenics if it's dumb people. | ||
| That's not a race. | ||
| Sure, it's never been used in a way that's not racist. | ||
| Sure, there's a track record of some people maybe using this for their own racist purposes. | ||
| Oh, hey, Alex, you know how you see some people as dumb? | ||
| Huh. | ||
| Think about that for a little while. | ||
| Is he thinking that it's playing God because God had already done the Noah thing? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| So he's almost a little mad at God. | ||
| He was like, what are you doing? | ||
| You should have just got rid of the dumb ones. | ||
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Right. | |
| We could have had plenty of fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You shouldn't have let the dum-dums on the boat. | ||
| And then you put all those goddamn hippos on the boat. | ||
| They're everywhere. | ||
| Now we're calling them! | ||
| Classic mistake. | ||
| Classic God. | ||
| So Alex is not afraid of anything. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| He's a strong, strong boy who's only slightly afraid of riptides. | ||
| He's afraid of Shadowgate. | ||
| Well, he's afraid of his former employees, probably. | ||
| So people ask how I'm doing. | ||
| I am totally committed. | ||
| I have no fear. | ||
| I've gone way past everything. | ||
| I'm not worried, even about my family. | ||
| I love my family, but I've just had to turn it over to God. | ||
| Because the enemy's done horrible things to my family. | ||
| Horrible things to me behind the scenes that you don't even know about. | ||
| And I've just said, hey, it's okay. | ||
| It's God's plan. | ||
| I'm not mad at God. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| Because my children don't have a future anyways if we don't beat this. | ||
| You don't either. | ||
| None of us. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| And you watch. | ||
| That first lawyer that got up and groveled like a dog with his tail between his legs that rolled over and pissed all over itself and just, oh, you're so powerful, Schumer. | ||
| I love you, sir. | ||
| Oh, you're so much better than us. | ||
| Great job with your presentation on Trump. | ||
| He was just shaking because there's not men in this country. | ||
| I told you Trump was surrounded by a bunch of damn cowards! | ||
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Not by invincible 5D chess! | |
| You talked about the dimensions in chess quite a bit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Don't fucking pretend. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That transition was as jarring as it seemed in the clip. | ||
| It felt so. | ||
| Yeah, it felt a little bit sharp. | ||
| It was a little weird. | ||
| It took a turn. | ||
| Yeah, so Alex is now mad at these lawyers being soft. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Fair point. | ||
| Yeah, no, I think everybody pretty universally agreed that Caster did a real shit job. | ||
| Not great lawyers. | ||
| So Alex kind of is a little bit like... | ||
| Touch and go on the impeachment trial. | ||
| Yells about the lawyer being weak a little bit, but then doesn't spend too much time talking about it. | ||
| Yeah, I kind of halfway assumed that today we would be talking about a secret migrant caravan, and we wouldn't even know the impeachment happened. | ||
| No, it's sort of dancing around a little bit, you know, like side issues to the impeachment. | ||
| Like, for instance, the fact that Democrats all have Chinese spy handlers. | ||
| In their offices. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Now, not only that, they all have Chinese spy handlers. | ||
| Nobody knows what the name of the Chinese spy agency is called. | ||
| Most of the Democrats have Chinese spy handlers of Chinese intelligence. | ||
| So secret, the name of Chinese intelligence is not even known. | ||
| But I know its name. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| And you all know its name. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Because everything hides in plain view. | ||
| Like what? | ||
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Like what? | |
| America is the red, white, and blue. | ||
| China is the red dragon. | ||
| A what? | ||
| What's the name of the... | ||
| The old snake. | ||
| The old serpent. | ||
| Diablo. | ||
| The devil? | ||
| So let's talk about some positive news. | ||
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It's the devil. | |
| We're just doing word association games. | ||
| That's all we're doing. | ||
| Who would have thought the big reveal would be it's the devil? | ||
| It's actually the Ministry of State Security. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The devil. | ||
| Diablo. | ||
| He couldn't come up with old scratch there, I think. | ||
| He was probably pretty pissed in the moment. | ||
| Old snake. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Scratch is way better. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is thinking about the devil, and so... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This clip is actually just titled, This Show is Stupid. | ||
| They won't... | ||
| We want you by increment to get caught by this and to be too late. | ||
| You've got the whole blueprint, folks. | ||
| The blueprint for global enslavement. | ||
| The blueprint for global extermination. | ||
| You have the enemy operation. | ||
| You have it in Revelation. | ||
| You have it in Daniel. | ||
| You have it in Ezekiel. | ||
| You have it all around you. | ||
| You have it in your soul. | ||
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All you've got to do is decide. | |
| That you don't want to be part of it and make the metaphysical decision to cut yourself off from Satan. | ||
| Then God will extricate you out of that. | ||
| You need God to do it, but God says you've got to let me in and I come knocking. | ||
| I come knocking. | ||
| Let me in. | ||
| Let me in. | ||
| But you've got to open the door because God isn't like Satan that rams down the door and lies to you from the time you're a child to steal your essence, to steal your will, to steal Your ability to interface with God and your free will. | ||
| God doesn't touch that. | ||
| Satan's all about encasing you from birth in a matrix so he can fool your soul. | ||
| He's the only way he can win because he's not a god. | ||
| He's a fraud! | ||
| Wait, can he win? | ||
| He's a liar! | ||
| He's a devil! | ||
| Not so impactful to yell that the devil is a devil. | ||
| He's a devil! | ||
| That should come with a more upwards inflection. | ||
| That passion seemed so fake to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was just so boring and cookie-cutter. | ||
| Anyway, one thing that's very exciting, maybe another bright spot, is that my cat has jumped into my lap and is insisting on being very affectionate right now. | ||
| Well, a car horn just went off a few times. | ||
| A little guest appearance there on the mic. | ||
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There it is. | |
| Get on my lap. | ||
| Get kick on. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I guess she probably, you know, Celine probably heard some devil talk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I gotta get in on this. | ||
| Gotta protect him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, actually, she was trying to delay the inevitable, and that is that I need to tell you about a couple guests that we have on this show. | ||
| No. | ||
| They just got kicked off Twitter. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's Jim and Jim's brother, Hoff. | ||
| I can't remember his brother's name. | ||
| Jim Hoft and Joe Hoft, maybe? | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Yeah, they're the brothers Hoft. | ||
| The brothers Hoft. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Yeah, the Gateway Pundit dudes, they got kicked off Twitter. | ||
| And so they come on to complain about that, and I don't care. | ||
| Yeah, we don't want to listen to an hour of whining? | ||
| No, not really. | ||
| But, you know, Jim Hoft, his main point seems to be that this isn't a cult of personality about Trump. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You know, we're not going to have another candidate like that for a while. | ||
| Donald Trump was, you know, a once-in-a-lifetime candidate. | ||
| So these Republicans better wake up. | ||
| And I think it's also imperative that a lot of these rhinos get replaced by other pro-Trump populist candidates in the next primary. | ||
| We have to get rid of some of this dead weight in the Republican Party. | ||
| If you don't want to sound crazy, I would recommend you not say whether or not a candidate in a future election is pro the president who is no longer in office. | ||
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| I would say that that is a real designation of a crazy person. | ||
| It's not a cult of personality, Dan. | ||
| I just want everyone to agree that a single person is the greatest human being that ever lived and we should do whatever he says. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you were running a Democratic candidate and they were like, this is the pro-Obama candidate, I would look at that also as weird. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It'd be very weird. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm uncomfortable with it. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| So Alex is, you know, he's talking about how, like, you know, they've stolen the election. | ||
| You know, they steal the election. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then we know that they've stolen the election, so that makes us not vote, and that makes it easier for them to steal. | ||
| And then he goes out to break with something. | ||
| Really upsetting. | ||
| In blue states and blue cities, people get to knowing that once they take over, it's permanent, then we stop voting, then it makes it easier for them to cover up the fraud. | ||
| Say hi to your brother. | ||
| Let's talk about how we still get people to vote even though we know it's a fraud. | ||
| Should we keep voting when we come back or what is our recourse? | ||
| Is it the cartridge box? | ||
| I hope not. | ||
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You cannot hide a grand assault. | |
| We'll get to that in a second. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, is it the cartridge box? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I hope not. | ||
| Gross. | ||
| So, you heard that at the end. | ||
| You can't hide the assault. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex's commercial here is a little weird. | ||
| I'm now back to listening. | ||
| Well, it started off great. | ||
| I'm listening to this episode on the GCN feeds. | ||
| So, this is a commercial that would have been played out on the radio. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I will tell you, it has a very different tone than the commercials and reads that we've heard Alex give on our recent episodes. | ||
| It's a little bit more fucked up. | ||
| And it also sounds like he's jacking it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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| Please, listener discretion advised. | ||
| He sounds... | ||
| We may be tubing-ing by proxy. | ||
| He sounds so creepy. | ||
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You cannot hide a grand assault. | |
| America is about to have its energy cut off, its borders destroyed. | ||
| It's dollar brought down to nothing. | ||
| All of you that have served Satan believe that you are the right team. | ||
| You're about to find out how pathetic you are. | ||
| So I ask all of you who are awake and who love God, stop living in fear. | ||
| The enemy is about to expose itself. | ||
| The enemy can't help itself. | ||
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The enemy comes to kill, steal, and destroy. | |
| We sit here as good people and get upset about that and try to stop it, and we should, but once it comes through, once it hits us, once it's dominating us and raping us and attacking us, we just have to point out we tried to stop it. | ||
| This is on the radio! | ||
| So prepare yourselves, America. | ||
| You're going under judgment, just like all the children that were aborted. | ||
| This is the truth. | ||
| This is the Infowar. | ||
| God damn! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Quite a bumper. | ||
| Hey, Alex, it sounds like your voice is a little bit scratchlier than usual. | ||
| You realize we're cutting promos today. | ||
| I've forgotten. | ||
| I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes about 20 minutes ago. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| I'm three quarters drunk. | ||
| I'm jacking off. | ||
| I'm hiding from my wife and I'm recording this under a blanket on a cell phone. | ||
| With a little flashlight? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I'm not going to bed yet! | ||
| That's supposed to be like a million dollar operation. | ||
| That sounded like shit. | ||
| Yeah, that was garbage. | ||
| I think one of the things that's going on is, I think he was probably fucked up, but he's also trying to really do that movie voice. | ||
| Yeah, he was doing LaFontaine. | ||
| Yeah, he was trying to do that really dramatic voice. | ||
| Because I think that this is tailored more towards a possibly random person that could be listening on the radio to really pique their interest. | ||
| To be like, oh, what is this? | ||
| This is exciting. | ||
| He missed the mark, though. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| The voice sounds creepy as shit. | ||
| I heard that, and I thought, ooh, I need to know more. | ||
| But you compare that to the meandering, random bullshit that's on the actual InfoWars feed, because he knows that that's targeting his audience. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's pretty clear. | ||
| I just think that it's really funny that this is what he thinks goes to the wide net. | ||
| That's what I was thinking. | ||
| It's amazing that he can fail in multiple ways. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's remarkable. | ||
| It is. | ||
| You know, I like to imagine that, you know, if I failed in a different arena, I would be aware of it. | ||
| I wouldn't just be like, yeah, I killed it. | ||
| I can do literally anything. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| It's done. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| So this is a good strategy for Alex to try and get new listeners in. | ||
| Just do these creepy jack-off commercials about the end of America. | ||
| Alex, this sounds really creepy. | ||
| I only do one thing. | ||
| You're not paying me for two. | ||
| So that's a good strategy. | ||
| Another good strategy might be, hey, Paul? | ||
| Paul Joseph Watson? | ||
| My oldest friend? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why don't you promote my shit? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I'm not mad about it. | ||
| Please remember, everything the enemy does is about shutting us down. | ||
| That's why we built Bandot Video. | ||
| That's why we updated Infowars.com, NewsWars.com. | ||
| Paul's got his Summit.News. | ||
| She'd promote us more on there, but whatever. | ||
| Still love Paul. | ||
| Not mad about it. | ||
| Totally not mad about it. | ||
| I was thinking about it like, yeah, what isn't it for Paul to promote InfoWars? | ||
| Zero reason. | ||
| It's really in his best interest to play down the connection. | ||
| As far away from InfoWars as possible. | ||
| There's nothing else that he can get out of it other than, like, not making Alex mad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the only thing that he has to worry about. | ||
| He's gotten as much publicity as could come out of InfoWars. | ||
| Well, that's why the... | ||
| He's arguably bigger. | ||
| That's why the band on the Titanic... | ||
| Kept playing is because they didn't want the captain to be angry. | ||
| So they were like, well, I guess this is where we die. | ||
| I don't want to piss that guy off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It only hurts Paul to remind people that he worked at Infowars for 20 years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If I were him, I would do the exact same thing. | ||
| Goodbye. | ||
| So Alex is mad about Trump's lawyer being polite for the most part. | ||
| I mean, incompetent, too. | ||
| But Alex seems more mad that he's polite about his presentation. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You know, they're in the chambers. | ||
| Bordering on obsequious. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But there's a certain decorum that comes along with congressional speech. | ||
| Yeah, there's the pageantry of being in the Senate halls that was literally just stormed. | ||
| You refer to people as the gentleman or the lady from New Hampshire or whatever the fuck. | ||
| Alex is mad about that. | ||
| I just want to play a few clips from yesterday. | ||
| We got some of the new stuff today coming up as well. | ||
| Just to show you with enemies. | ||
| Like this. | ||
| Well, imagine what your real enemies are like. | ||
| A what? | ||
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Nailed it. | |
| Because that's the old saying. | ||
| With friends like this, who needs enemies? | ||
| When you look at just this foppish, preening, just classic BS artist lawyer in there ingratiating himself and groveling to Chuckie Schumer when all Schumer takes out his weakness and congratulating him and just all of this. | ||
| And then saying, this will turn around and bite you later if you do it. | ||
| Yeah, they're tyrants. | ||
| They don't care about chivalry. | ||
| He's just mad. | ||
| There's not a lot of analysis at all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think the big thing that he's mad about in terms of the conversation that happens throughout the impeachment stuff is that, like, the defense is not arguing that Trump won the election. | ||
| No. | ||
| They're taking as granted that Biden won. | ||
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| And Alex is pretty mad about that. | ||
| Because that's the only thing you could really get people, like, distracted by. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That stupid argument. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That you can't... | ||
| But the reason they're not doing that is because that doesn't belong in court. | ||
| That belongs on Infowars and right-wing media outlets. | ||
| But yeah, he's a little bit upset that that world isn't being, like, taken over by his shit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, it is... | ||
| Maybe it's their best defense. | ||
| Honestly, after looking at the opening arguments, maybe their best defense would be like, we're putting this whole thing on trial. | ||
| Actually, Trump is president. | ||
| That's why it's fine that everybody did this, and you're all the ones who should be impeached! | ||
| If you want to gum up the works and possibly create new problems for yourself, yeah. | ||
| I think Caster's already gone far enough. | ||
| He might as well jump off the edge. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, look. | ||
| If you want it to be interesting, yeah, probably that's the way to go. | ||
| But it would be a disgrace. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It wouldn't work. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| But yeah, I think that Alex has gotten a little bit used to the last four years, five years of politics descending to his level. | ||
| And this is a concrete instance of it not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that probably would be pretty frustrating. | ||
| And then at the same time, you have Biden's comments of the Senate has an important role to play and to do their job, trying to stay above the fray and trying to keep himself removed from the process. | ||
| And that's got to really piss off Alex, too. | ||
| Yeah, I would imagine so. | ||
| So he does the only thing that he knows how to do, and that is talk to a comedian. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He has a comedian. | ||
| Let's see if you know who this guy is. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I can't give you any clues, though. | ||
| Have you ever heard of Dave Landau? | ||
| I have heard of... | ||
| I've heard the name before. | ||
| It's funny, because on band.video, the segment that he's on, I believe, refers to him as a top comedian. | ||
| Ooh, that's not good. | ||
| Usually means they're not. | ||
| He apparently hosts or co-hosts with Anthony Cumia. | ||
| Anthony Cumia's new show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Or whatever show the fuck he's doing now. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I'm shocked that I didn't get a call to co-host on that one, too. | ||
| I feel like I'm the guy for that. | ||
| Are you comparing me to Anthony Cumia? | ||
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No. | |
| Because you better not be. | ||
| I'll take that as quite an insult. | ||
| So, yeah, Dave Landau is on, and I think he tries to make a few jokes. | ||
| How's it go? | ||
| Not great. | ||
| Alex is not a good scene partner, as we know. | ||
| I only have one clip here because I don't care about what Dave Landau has to say about cancel culture. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I don't particularly care about his perspective on the impeachment because it's not interesting. | ||
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Right. | |
| And then anything that he has to say about cancel culture, I'm like, you fucking co-host a show with Anthony Cumia. | ||
| Who gives up? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I gotta go. | ||
| I have very little interest in what any white comedian has to say about cancel culture. | ||
| Strike one, you host a show with Anthony Cumia. | ||
| Strike two, you're on... | ||
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It's not even so much taking that big of a stand. | |
| It's just telling people not to be completely blind. | ||
| And I think the only thing that most people are really seeing is that this is going to end in some kind of bloody civil war. | ||
| And the way that it's starting to look, I can see that. | ||
| I can see their point. | ||
| But I just think if people just calm down and stop turning on mainstream media, Stare at the television and have fear pumped into you. | ||
| Yeah, totally unlike the show you're on. | ||
| That would be terrifying. | ||
| What kind of monster would force people to watch four straight hours of fear-mongering? | ||
| Yeah, I feel like you really... | ||
| Look like a real ding-dong when you say something like that on Infowars. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because that either means that you accepted a booking on a platform as maligned and notorious as Infowars without having done any due diligence about the place you're on, or somehow you don't see what Alex does as rank fear-mongering. | ||
| No, that's not rank fear-mongering. | ||
| That's waking people up, Dan. | ||
| Screaming about the fucking devil. | ||
| It's really simple what he's doing. | ||
| He's just asking people not to be blind, Dan. | ||
| That's all he's doing. | ||
| It's the mainstream media that's pumping fear into your blood all the time by reporting news. | ||
| I would say that anybody who works for any kind of mainstream media outlet, if they behaved in any kind of way close to what Alex does, they might be in jail. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| At least would be sued. | ||
| Over and over and over. | ||
| They'd be fired. | ||
| It's just, it's wildly irresponsible. | ||
| Or they would be Bret Stephens. | ||
| That's also a possibility. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| That leads me to believe that maybe this Dave Lantau guy is not incredibly sincere. | ||
| Maybe a little bit disingenuous with his perspective. | ||
| So, that ends the 10th. | ||
| The 10th was The Brothers Hoffed. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Weird comedian? | ||
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Yep. | |
| Surface level. | ||
| Fairly certain that one of the big deals of stuff is happening right now. | ||
| On the 10th? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You mean the impeachment? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like that's important. | ||
| Yeah, but a lot of the hearings on the 10th were happening after Alex was on air. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Some of the stuff he didn't have any way of knowing until the next day, the 11th, when he's on air. | ||
| And he's still a little surface. | ||
| I'll be honest. | ||
| He's not covering it nearly as much. | ||
| I mean, because from Alex's perspective, that makes sense. | ||
| The election was stolen, according to Alex. | ||
| This is all bullshit. | ||
| It's all imaginary. | ||
| So why engage with the substance of the thing if the thing... | ||
| That kind of seems to be where he's at. | ||
| Explain to me how Alex seems to have a more cogent position on what he imagines is imaginary and how much we should talk about it than the rest of us do. | ||
| I won't. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, he starts off on the 11th talking about Bill Gates, because, of course. | ||
| This is the most important news of our lifetimes. | ||
| It is official, what Bill Gates called for on Bill Moyers, and what he called for at TED Talks, and what he called for on CNN. | ||
| We have three clips of it in the last few years. | ||
| Calling for the euthanasia of old people because we, quote, can't pay for the aging population in Europe, the United States, Australia, Canada, New Zealand. | ||
| And he says, so you kill a teacher, and then you can... | ||
| Or, excuse me, you kill an old person and you can hire ten teachers. | ||
| And that's not how it really works, but they put that preface out there. | ||
| But you kill ten teachers and you fish for a lifetime. | ||
| That's the moral thing to do. | ||
| And so the reports are pouring in every day. | ||
| Five died here, four died here, three died here, ten died here, seven died here. | ||
| And it's only in the nursing homes where the employees notice all of the death. | ||
| And say something. | ||
| Most of these places know to keep it quiet and say they died of something else. | ||
| But in many of the cases, I'm going to read to you from the CDC's own website. | ||
| Oh, they even have a record of this. | ||
| Some of them die within 15... | ||
| So Alex is claiming that someone died 15 minutes after getting a COVID-19 vaccine, and then he presents that as evidence that the two are causally connected. | ||
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Sure. | |
| That's the level of work he does. | ||
| He just associates two things and insists that he has then proven that they're connected when he's done no such thing. | ||
| Alex could legit show me a news story about someone dying as they're getting vaccinated, and it still doesn't prove the claim that the vaccine's related to that person's death. | ||
| There's an unfortunate reality here, and that is that Alex either doesn't understand that dynamic of reality, or he understands all too well how easy it is to trick people into Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But also, Bill Gates wasn't advocating killing old people so he could hire teachers. | ||
| It's easy to misconstrue his words that way, but the conversation he was having that Alex always takes out of context is about exorbitant medical costs and what can be done about that. | ||
| Right, which is a thing that literally most of the world is dealing with right now as population explodes. | ||
| It's not unique to anywhere. | ||
| It's like, oh shit, what are we going to do? | ||
| Those fucking baby boomers wrecked us. | ||
| It's easy to look at that conversation that Bill Gates has had in these public forums. | ||
| As being like, well, mathematically, if we just kill all the old people, we can hire old people. | ||
| And that's not the conversation, though. | ||
| No, that would be a facetious argument that I would make in a debate where somebody's like, oh, well, old people are dragging. | ||
| I'm like, then let's kill all of the old people! | ||
| I bet you could sarcastically make that argument against Alex and win the debate. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, totally. | ||
| He's got a lot of nothing. | ||
| Actually, that's a really good idea. | ||
| So Alex is now more mad at Trump's lawyers. | ||
| This is intentional. | ||
| They're fucking setting him up. | ||
| Officially, we now know that the lawyers that Trump hired, because the first groups were bad, the second group was bad, the third group was bad, have all either sued him or Democrats that hate him and said that Trump's a criminal, and they're actually sabotaging him. | ||
| Publicly saying he deserves to be kicked out of office and that voters were smart and voted him out. | ||
| So instead of putting on evidence of election fraud, the lawyers are all slipping in. | ||
| By the way, the Americans are smart. | ||
| They kicked Trump out. | ||
| Trump's getting sandbagged. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| When that lawyer was saying that, he was trying to get the shit thrown out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he said that, you know, like, hey, there's another president and it seems like the process has worked fine. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Elections are how we solve problems like corrupt dictators. | ||
| Historically, you have an election! | ||
| So let's not do this. | ||
| Nah, come on! | ||
| If the goal is winning the case, that is... | ||
| Maybe a decent argument to try. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| If we didn't have any precedent for it, if this was the first time, if this was like 1810, and we were having one of these, and people were having that argument, I'd be like, I don't know. | ||
| Have we ever tried this before? | ||
| Maybe give it a shot! | ||
| So look, this is about January 6th. | ||
| This was about the storming of the Capitol. | ||
| This impeachment trial is about that. | ||
| It's easy to lose sight of that from time to time because of nefarious shitheads who make stuff up and whatever. | ||
| But look, that was not cool. | ||
| That happening. | ||
| Because provocateurs did it to make... | ||
| Alex looked bad because people who are in the same communities as Alex or appear to be are being violent. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, at the same time, violence is cool, too. | ||
| Look, we are well past the point of being able to righteously use violence against these institutions and organizations. | ||
| But having a few Democrats and a few infiltrator groups trigger, out of hundreds of thousands of peaceful people in D.C., a few hundred to go in the Capitol so you can be called insurrectionist and terrorist is not the place of the time for it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Again, incoherent messaging. | ||
| No, I think that one is actually really coherent. | ||
| We should absolutely storm the Capitol. | ||
| This was bad planning. | ||
| They tricked us into not storming the Capitol on the 20th when we would have all been able to actually kill everybody. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I think he's essentially saying that it wasn't the right time to fire the shot heard around the world. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, I guess so. | ||
| But the reason it's incoherent is because I don't think he wants to take responsibility for that cut-and-dry message. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| That's why it's incoherent. | ||
| That is what's behind, well, yeah, violence is obviously justified, but this was a misstep. | ||
| And that's why I blame it on agitators and provocateurs. | ||
| They tricked us into shooting before we were ready to shoot. | ||
| So, in that case, I'm pretty sure he's saying that, well, yeah, obviously we wanted to kill everybody and overthrow the country. | ||
| We just wanted to do it at the right time so we would win. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| I mean, Alex even gets into his bloodlust. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I was in a halfway decent mood today, but I was already aware of the euthanasia of the old, and how would I come on air and give it the gravitas it needs so we don't all just get conditioned to accepting this. | ||
| You said it five years ago. | ||
| And I was reading the statistics and the numbers and just going through the stacks. | ||
| And I physically became nauseous. | ||
| No, you didn't. | ||
| Because my nervous system was telling me, you need to go visit violence upon the people that are doing this. | ||
| If you let them kill old people like this and kill babies already born and they admit they're doing it, you are an accomplice. | ||
| My very cells are telling me, defend these people. | ||
| So for all of you out there that are mad at me because I'm saying let's not be violent, let's not be offensive, I understand your guts and your blood and your soul and your mind is burning with the desire to kill. | ||
| I understand that. | ||
| I want to stop these people just as much as you do. | ||
| But we've got to be wise as serpents and peaceful as doves and walk gently but carry a big stick. | ||
| I don't think you pulled it off. | ||
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What was that? | |
| I'm gonna end with two cliches because I realized that I just basically told everybody that it's fine to kill. | ||
| And that I want to, too. | ||
| So, you gotta walk softly and carry a big stick, Dan. | ||
| I feel like Alex might not be lying about reading Infowars comments because that sounds like him responding to a lot of feedback of people who are like... | ||
| Alex, you're soft. | ||
| Let's just go kill him. | ||
| Let's just go kill him. | ||
| Yeah, I think that's Alex trying to have an olive branch to the murderous audience. | ||
| Yeah, and also, do you know who else anthropomorphizes their murderous intentions? | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| Serial killers. | ||
| Look, he wants to kill. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he understands that the audience wants to kill, and they're connected on this. | ||
| I feel like there's a problem there. | ||
| But you gotta be wise as a serpent. | ||
| I feel like there's a problem there, too. | ||
| It doesn't get better. | ||
| I just want everybody to know the left and Apple and Facebook and Twitter and Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey, you know what you're doing and you are just as guilty as Bill Gates, especially Mark Zuckerberg who works directly under him. | ||
| He's the next guy in line to be science officer of North America for the New World Order. | ||
| And you guys are mass murdering killers, and I know who you are, and everybody knows who you are, and you will pay for what you've done, murderers. | ||
| I don't care what you do to me. | ||
| You are guilty. | ||
| Everybody else is scared to call your asses out. | ||
| So I'll just tell everybody. | ||
| I was on the air the other day, and I said, if the Civil War starts, don't go after the cops and military. | ||
| That's a diversionary tactic to wipe them out for the Chinese and have a civil war. | ||
| Don't have the civil war. | ||
| That's why they've had the lockdowns, Black Lives Matter, Antifa, try to provoke a terrorist to get a civil war where we all kill each other. | ||
| We don't want a civil war. | ||
| We want a removal of the globalists and their collaborators. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| You just named a number of people. | ||
| What we want to do is remove these people that I have pointed out for you. | ||
| We're guilty of murder. | ||
| And I have specifically said that violence and everything is okay because they're murderers. | ||
| And we're well past the point of being able to righteously justify violence. | ||
| Righteous violence is way back then. | ||
| Now granted, the storming of the Capitol was bad planning, but what would be good planning is... | ||
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He's clearly implying what would be good planning. | |
| What are you guys doing storming the Capitol with only a few hundred people? | ||
| You can't win. | ||
| What you should be doing, targeted assassinations! | ||
| What are you guys, stupid? | ||
| And you know what's unfortunate, too? | ||
| Mark Zuckerberg is one of the people that's on Alex's list, but Alex constantly calls him Jeff Zuckerberg. | ||
| There might be a Jeff Zuckerberg out there who gets targeted because Alex can't remember the dude's name. | ||
| Oh man, he wields too much power and is too dumb to handle it. | ||
| So this is really irresponsible and I think you could make a pretty good argument that using shifty language, Alex is probably telling his audience that... | ||
| Should maybe kill my enemies. | ||
| I think one of the things about the evidence in the impeachment trial that I've noticed was how many times that they did a really good job of avoiding allowing that kind of clause to excuse any behavior. | ||
| So often they played Trump's words and you're literally like, yeah, we all know he said... | ||
| Peacefully. | ||
| We should all protest peacefully. | ||
| And then they're like, yeah, but we've got 300 examples of him saying otherwise. | ||
| So you can't pull that bullshit. | ||
| This is a pattern behavior. | ||
| Alex Jones is essentially on trial in the same way. | ||
| Our show, in some ways, is a... | ||
| Rigorous, completely without legal backing trial of his words. | ||
| In many ways, yeah. | ||
| And I would say he's guilty. | ||
| It's just that there is not a specific crime yet. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's just the behavior that would lead to that. | ||
| Just thank God people have not carried out his clear commands. | ||
| So yeah, he's mad about this trial because these lawyers are throwing the case, man. | ||
| Here's another question. | ||
| Are Trump's lawyers tanking the impeachment trial on purpose? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Or are they just shitty? | ||
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Yes, folks. | |
| Everybody knows these lawyers. | ||
| These are very competent lawyers. | ||
| They are sabotaging Trump because they've been told to. | ||
| They wouldn't have had a trial unless it was rigged. | ||
| That's why his lawyers are like, Trump actually lost the election, and you've done a great job, and you proved he's bad. | ||
| You've proved he's guilty. | ||
| Because it's a bunch of cowards. | ||
| The globalists are making their move. | ||
| All these so-called men are a bunch of pinstripe-wearing, knuckle-dragging, dirty, stupid crooks that have screwed this country over and sold it out to China. | ||
| And you've got a consortium of dirtbag lawyers and a consortium of pedophile leftists and just a bunch of nasty hunchback globalists that just absolutely are going to mount this country's head on a wall. | ||
| And I'll tell you why. | ||
| I'll tell you why. | ||
| Because they hate themselves and they're going down. | ||
| Hollywood's going down. | ||
| All the leftist cities are going down. | ||
| And that's because they're run by the same slave master, Satan. | ||
| And now they want to just drag us down with them. | ||
| Well, how's he going to explain it when Trump gets acquitted? | ||
| It really is going to be difficult to explain for a lot of people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Beyond saying... | ||
| These guys were just going to acquit no matter what. | ||
| If Trump gets acquitted, then how are you going to rationalize? | ||
| His lawyers are in on it. | ||
| They're throwing it. | ||
| They wouldn't have a trial if it wasn't rigged. | ||
| Oh, it's rigged to acquit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The fuck are you talking about? | ||
| This makes no sense. | ||
| He's just rambling. | ||
| And you can tell, the real dead giveaway, that he's probably just... | ||
| Fucking coked out of his mind and rambling about nothing is you get to the Satan at the end. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| It always comes back to him. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| I'll tell you why. | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| That's a real four in the morning party I want to leave kind of moment. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Anyway, Alex gets to talk about these vaccines. | ||
| Did you know that there's thousands dead already from the COVID-19 vaccine? | ||
| I feel like I would have heard it if there were. | ||
| Nah, they're keeping it on the low. | ||
| Oh, that's smart of that. | ||
| And one of the things that I think is interesting about this, which is, first of all, it's not true. | ||
| Second, is that if Alex believes that, then he has to believe that there's about as many deaths from the vaccine as there is from COVID. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's outrageous. | ||
| They estimate that one out of 10 conservatively of adverse reactions gets reported. | ||
| A lot of doctors will tell you it's about one out of 100 probably, really. | ||
| I mean, how many times do you take some of an adverse reaction and you call the CDC and tell them? | ||
| I think Pfizer could sue him. | ||
| I think so, too, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, he's just making up numbers at the beginning there. | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
| And also, you don't call the CDC. | ||
| Your doctor ends up calling the CDC to report adverse... | ||
| Yeah, that's why you go to the doctor. | ||
| Yeah, if you have an adverse reaction to something, you will go seek treatment, and then they will... | ||
| Yeah, they'll be like, oh, we gotta report this, because it's our job. | ||
| Yeah, it would be a really inefficient system to force everyone to be like, bring, bring, hello, CDC. | ||
| What frustrates me a lot about Alex's narratives regarding this type of stuff is that, yeah, man, people have already thought of those as problems. | ||
| They happened a long time ago, and people were like, oh, let's not do that. | ||
| Like, the reason we have the reporting system is precisely because you wouldn't call the CDC. | ||
| You wouldn't do that. | ||
| So the doctor does it for you. | ||
| Now, the issue where you could get to Alex maybe having a kernel of truth, although he's still making stuff up, is that, like, if you have a headache, that could be considered an adverse reaction, and you might not report that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But it would be something so trivial that you don't seek help with it, and you might not even know if it's related. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, yeah, maybe 1 in 10 if you count, like... | ||
| Minor nonsense that maybe my back hurts. | ||
| Slight dizziness is often... | ||
| So I have a headache. | ||
| Or I got up too quick. | ||
| But what he's saying is just a load of shit. | ||
| And I honestly think that some of the stuff that he's saying has a real potential for public health problems. | ||
| And then you look at what else it does. | ||
| Holy mackerel. | ||
| When you come across a COVID virus, the most common in the world, coronavirus, in the future, most people will have a violent autoimmune reaction. | ||
| And they're going to call that COVID 2022, probably be the name. | ||
| I think it'll be about 2022 that'll hit us with it. | ||
| Maybe sooner. | ||
| Hell, maybe next month. | ||
| And it'll be everybody dying. | ||
| Oh, by the way, that's what I didn't tell you. | ||
| Most of these old people that died, they said, had already tested positive for COVID. | ||
| Obviously, most of that's fraud, but that's the thing. | ||
| They also said, that's what Wolfgang Woodard and other scientists said, they said, if you've already had a similar COVID virus or coronavirus, the same family, or COVID-19, the vaccine may cause an autoimmune response and kill you. | ||
| Or make you very sick. | ||
| Or later, it'll cause the autoimmune response when you come in contact with one. | ||
| I mean, this is a death sentence. | ||
| Total death sentence. | ||
| And people are going to be dying. | ||
| It'll just be Bill Gates up there smiling like a psychotic at you. | ||
| I mean, they're never going to get away with this. | ||
| Never. | ||
| They're crazy. | ||
| But Hitler didn't get away with it either. | ||
| But he wanted to kill everybody. | ||
| Yeah, that's deeply, deeply irresponsible. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| The level of thinking that this is is which level? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| This is like a pure... | ||
| We've never advanced beyond thinking that the person with two cats is actually behind illness. | ||
| That's where we're at. | ||
| That's where Alex's brain is at, developmentally. | ||
| How is it that we can develop a vaccine for a brand new virus in less than a year, and at the same time we have people who are like, nah, nah, nah, nah, see if you're physically unattractive, chances are you're the one killing everybody. | ||
| Yeah, and I read a little bit about some of the folks who have died after getting the vaccine, and some of them did test positive for COVID, and the belief Right. | ||
| were that they had gotten the vaccine when they had already been infected. | ||
| It was in the incubation period. | ||
| And then the vaccine wouldn't be effective at that point. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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And, you know, you're talking about high-risk communities and people who are prioritized for getting the vaccines. | |
| And, you know, that doesn't... | ||
| It's not even that high of a number either. | ||
| Like, it's not in the thousands, like Alex is saying, but... | ||
| But either way, this kind of misinformation, it stands to really persuade people to have either a belief or an inclination to not disbelieve that this shot is a death sentence. | ||
| And that can be really, really dangerous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's hard even to imagine, like, okay, it's not the best vaccine, and it does have some adverse reactions, but it's going to save... | ||
| A million lives. | ||
| You know, like that kind of level of thing where it's like, yeah, that's worth it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Half a million people are dead, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex does the straw man shit all the time of like, everybody pretends the vaccines are totally safe and like, there's never been a bad reaction. | ||
| Like, no, no one says that. | ||
| That's a fake argument that you're making in order to straw man. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, it's childish. | ||
| And I wish that people would treat him and his arguments with the disdain that they deserve. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex gets to talking about Bitcoin. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Yes, of course. | ||
| Because Elon Musk, it was just on Rogan apparently again, and maybe he is into Bitcoin now. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He also has a guy named BitBoy as a guest later. | ||
| I'm a motherfucking BitBoy! | ||
| The weekend. | ||
| You want to laugh, but you can't. | ||
| That was that look of, I can't laugh at this. | ||
| Because it's wrong. | ||
| I'm a motherfucking dead boy. | ||
| Dan, I'm well past the point of righteous violets. | ||
| That was going through my head. | ||
| After that joke. | ||
| Anyway, this guy is just a YouTuber who's into Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| His interview is not interesting. | ||
| I'm surprised. | ||
| YouTubers are always fascinating. | ||
| No, I bet he actually has some interesting things to say, and I didn't get any sense of, like, You know, him being a bigot, but I don't know. | ||
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Sure. | |
| He just was talking about cryptocurrencies. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is against them, but then he interviews this guy in a pretty positive way. | ||
| This is very confusing. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| And there is a global government openly announcing itself, and they need to end the dollar as a world reserve currency and bring in the new global digital currency, which will be based on Bitcoin. | ||
| Which, again, is obviously a giant inside job from the beginning, just like Q. And I told you that 10 years ago, and now you can see it. | ||
| So why are you having a long interview with a guy who's into Bitcoin, who's giving really positive perspective? | ||
| It's very confusing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, Alex hasn't been super negative about Bitcoin. | ||
| It's much more complicated than that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He hasn't been a promoter of it, but if he actually thought it was something that was meant to replace the dollar as part of the globalist plan, he wouldn't have had Max Keiser on for the last 10 years on his show to constantly promote it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That would be an issue. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His behavior would be totally different. | ||
| And that's the same, actually, as with Q. Yeah. | ||
| If Alex actually thought that there wasn't some... | ||
| Thing in it for him to not fully denounce X, Y, or Z, whether it's QAnon or Bitcoin. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| His behavior would be totally different. | ||
| He thought that there was an angle that he could play, some sort of hedge in the middle, and then once that was clearly not the case, oh, I've known this was a setup all along. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, his pattern of denouncing something softly and gently, but then having pro guests on it. | ||
| For an eternity is clear evidence of some sort of issue he has with, I can't piss someone off. | ||
| There's always someone that can't be pissed off in these situations. | ||
| Or just like, it might be worthwhile to not alienate this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe down the road, QAnon becomes something that is profitable for me, so let's... | ||
| Keep that lane open until it's too late. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And then I can always have been against it. | ||
| With Bitcoin, it could have collapsed, left people with nothing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Could have been something that everyone hates. | ||
| And then Alex, it'd be great for him to be able to say, I've been against this the whole time. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But maybe it's a cool thing. | ||
| And then I could be like, I've had Max Keiser promoting it on my show for 10 years. | ||
| I'm an old school Bitcoin guy. | ||
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Sure. | |
| You know, you play both sides and then you look like a prophet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you're not. | ||
| You're just a dum-dum. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Anyway, Trump is on trial because he said some things. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then some people did some things. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And hey, what about Kamala Harris? | ||
| She said some things. | ||
| Who hasn't said things? | ||
| Here is Kamala Harris cackling like the witch she is talking about killing Trump. | ||
| Will she be? | ||
| Impeached? | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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If you had to be stuck in an elevator with either President Trump, Mike Pence, or Jeff Sessions, who would it be? | |
| Does one of us have to come out alive? | ||
| *laughter* | ||
| You know what? | ||
| People will think I was overdoing it. | ||
| Play it again so you can hear the actual cackle. | ||
| I mean, I hear they're coming out with a new Wizard of Oz. | ||
| She's got the job as the Wicked Witch. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| A possible interpretation of that joke is that she would kill herself before going in an elevator with one of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| I think this is a little bit thin. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Also, the laughter and crowd applause indicates that this is a different setting. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I would argue that there is a different contextual interpretation of someone saying a joke on The Ellen Show and someone saying that you should kill one's political enemies in a rally after having said that killing them is fine for a long time. | ||
| I would be dealing with this situation. | ||
| Entirely differently. | ||
| If Ellen DeGeneres killed Jeff Sessions in an elevator... | ||
| I would be furious. | ||
| I would say that Kamala Harris was very irresponsible. | ||
| If Ellen DeGeneres killed Jeff Sessions in an elevator, then we would be... | ||
| I mean, how could you not? | ||
| Then she should be impeached. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's still hard not to add the context of a cop was killed and two were... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, in terms of the impeachment stuff from the day before, on the 10th, Alex doesn't deal with much of the, let's say, previously unreleased videos that are real problems for his narrative. | ||
| Oh, those are issues. | ||
| Well, I mean, they certainly contradict his narrative quite a bit. | ||
| It's particularly, again, resonating, the people chanting, hang Mike Pence. | ||
| And people wandering through the halls yelling for Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Just the first person going through the window wearing full tactical gear. | ||
| Confederate flags following along. | ||
| I think that everybody has different images that will probably stick with them. | ||
| That chanting was one that was really tough for me. | ||
| And particularly because I... | ||
| Spend so much time with Alex's rhetoric and his narratives and how directly counter this reality is to the game that he's spinning. | ||
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Totally. | |
| So he just pretends a lot of that didn't happen. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| But this Raskin guy, right? | ||
| The lead counsel. | ||
| Yeah, impeachment manager. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He... | ||
| I know that from watching the impeachment, not from earlier before that. | ||
| He said some things that Paul Joseph Watson wrote an article about that Alex is pissed about. | ||
| Now, let's start getting to it. | ||
| The slimiest rat-like creature I've seen in a while, Jamie Raskin, has been the leader of the persecution. | ||
| He said that Trump supporters impaled police and stabbed them to death on the 6th, and that on the 6th, Trump supporters burned down a church. | ||
| Well, it's funny because that church is the one that BLM firebombed. | ||
| That church, ladies and gentlemen, is the church that Trump went and visited with the Bible. | ||
| Why would you tell such a gigantic lie out in the open? | ||
| Interesting question. | ||
| Why would you say that St. John's Church was burned by Trump supporters? | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| Well, that would be an issue. | ||
| That's like saying... | ||
| That Abraham Lincoln killed Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| No, John Wilkes Booth did. | ||
| I mean, it's just a... | ||
| It's like saying, my background is red. | ||
| And you're like, no, your background is green today. | ||
| A what? | ||
| I mean, he might as well just get up there and say, the sky is red at high noon in Texas. | ||
| But again, why does he do that? | ||
| Because he's a lying criminal. | ||
| Everything comes out of his fat mouths a lot. | ||
| They put out all these fake videos, everything else, and his fake crying. | ||
| He couldn't get an acting part in a third-grader play with that kind of... | ||
| Projection! | ||
| Man, the master of similes, Alex Jones. | ||
| Projection. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Wild. | ||
| Yeah, outrageous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Raskin didn't say that people were stabbed on January 6th. | ||
| He was clearly talking about people who were using flagpoles as a weapon against Capitol Police, because that's a super resonant image. | ||
| The idea that they're the Capitol Police, and they're being attacked by something that has the flag on it. | ||
| Sure, it is hard to avoid, yeah. | ||
| If we're taking things super strictly, literally, then yes, no one was run through with a pole. | ||
| But that kind of gives you a sense of the difficulty that Alex and his ilk have spinning this stuff. | ||
| The previously unreleased video, like I said, of the storming, really disprove a lot of Alex's narratives. | ||
| So, you retreat to dumb semantics arguments that mean nothing to pretend that that's the entire argument against Trump, and it's all a lie. | ||
| No one was impaled. | ||
| No one was impaled by a javelin thrown from 40 feet away. | ||
| We were slamming the cop's head in a door. | ||
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Come on. | |
| Get it right. | ||
| As for the church burning, Alex is playing dumb. | ||
| Raskin said, quote, This sentence doesn't say who burned a church, but Alex and Paul Joseph Watson, who wrote the article that Alex is covering, are pretending that it's making an accusatory claim. | ||
| The essence of what Raskin is saying is that Trump has a pattern of inciting events that lead to violence, which isn't really debatable. | ||
| So Alex and Paul have created this fake claim to respond to. | ||
| They're also pretending that Raskin must be talking about the burning of the St. John's Church, which was the church that Trump did his photo op in back in May. | ||
| So Alex can't actually prove that anyone from one of his villain groups did it, but he's just decided to report as if that is the case. | ||
| Yeah, as long as it's unknown, that's fine for him. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Raskin could have spoken more clearly, but what he was talking about was the Proud Boys vandalizing the Asbury United Methodist Church and burning banners they've stolen from the church that said Black Lives Matter. | ||
| This is a secondary instance of Alex creating a fake thing to argue against, and he knows exactly what Raskin is talking about. | ||
| The guy who took credit for burning that church's sign has been a guest on Alex's show. | ||
| And the night of January 5th, Alex's employee, Owen Schreyer, recorded himself burning a Black Lives Matter flag in D.C. Yeah, there's that one. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| Grow up, asshole. | ||
| No shit. | ||
| Anyway, what's really funny about this is with that lead up that Alex has, he didn't actually watch this clip. | ||
| Oh, that's a problem. | ||
| You can kind of tell at the end because... | ||
| In the lead up to this, he's saying that Raskin claimed that there was all this on January 6th. | ||
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Totally. | |
| Whoops. | ||
| And just listen to this BS. | ||
| And that's before the second million mega march, a rally that ended in serious violence and even the burning of a church. | ||
| And as the president forecast, it was only the beginning. | ||
| On December 19th... | ||
| 18 days before January 6th. | ||
| He told his base about where the battle would be, that they would fight next. | ||
| January 6th would be wild, he promised. | ||
| Be there. | ||
| We'll be wild, said the President of the United States of America. | ||
| And that, too, turned out to be true. | ||
| You'll see in the days that followed, Donald Trump continued to aggressively promote January 6th to his followers. | ||
| Okay, so he's saying that the... | ||
| March that we coordinated that was peaceful that happened in December was the June 1st BLM event that burned the church. | ||
| Did he say that? | ||
| It's like six months apart. | ||
| Is that why he didn't say that? | ||
| And it's a public event that happened. | ||
| Trump went and visited it. | ||
| So what does this guy do? | ||
| He inverts it. | ||
| So you can hear him kind of re-spinning in real time because he realizes the clip doesn't say what he had already prefaced it to say. | ||
| And you can... | ||
| You can hear it very clearly. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| All right. | ||
| See, now what he's saying is something different from what I said he would say. | ||
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And so he's... | |
| Liar! | ||
| So, whose fault do you think it is that Trump has bad lawyers? | ||
| Ooh, let's see. | ||
| Would it be the entire legal profession thinking that his case is both nonsensical and unwinnable, or him? | ||
| Try again. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Specific person. | ||
| Oh, Nancy Pelosi? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Here's Bruce Castor. | ||
| Let's play clip three. | ||
| Trump's so-called lawyer, who it turns out has sued Trump before. | ||
| Oh yeah, Trump didn't know that. | ||
| And this is people that give him. | ||
| And this other guy called, he called him, another one of the lawyers called Trump a crook just three months ago and said he's a horrible person. | ||
| And that's his lawyer. | ||
| That's who Trump gets. | ||
| You can say, well, Trump's an idiot. | ||
| I don't know if he knows how to use Google, but my God, he better start, but see, it's all, it's all the son-in-law. | ||
| Man, Trump is under the spell of that Kushner. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| It's Kushner. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| All right. | ||
| A lot of buck stops there kind of shit here. | ||
| So the secret leader of the deep state has been Kushner the entire time. | ||
| I think Pachanek has said that, maybe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think this is a relatively Shakespearean tale of a son-in-law betraying his father. | ||
| I would love to just be able to be, like, my dream job, if I could have it. | ||
| Would be to be a person who hacks in to Alex's earpiece. | ||
| And I could just respond live. | ||
| Do you mean like from Fletch 2? | ||
| I've never seen Fletch 2. But Alex has an earpiece in that the producers talk to him with. | ||
| And just to be able to hack in and respond in real time would be so great. | ||
| Because I just hear that and it's like, boo! | ||
| Boy, you're saying that the bad lawyers, he hired a lawyer who sued him in the past and he didn't know about that and this is Kushner's fault? | ||
| You could absolutely convince him, absolutely convince him that that is an anthropomorphized voice in his head. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| There is no doubt in my mind that he would have that, like, oh, I got my self-doubt in my ear again. | ||
| Alex, I'm your conscience and that was bad. | ||
| That was dumb. | ||
| Isn't this guy supposed to be king shit hero guy and he hired a lawyer who sued him because his son-in-law tricked him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| This is stuff that even like... | ||
| This is the man I want leading the country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex, like I said, there's not as much about the impeachment as maybe would be interesting or seems should be merited by this. | ||
| But he spends quite a while talking to BitBoy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because he's a motherfucking BitBoy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We have two clips left. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because I'm not talking about BitBoy. | ||
| No, I'm good. | ||
| We have two clips, and I want to ask you if you'd rather go culture war or gossip first. | ||
| Ooh, I feel like culture war is going to be more offensive, and yet somehow I feel like gossip also might wind up with some really fucked up shit. | ||
| So let's go with culture war. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Disney. | ||
| All right, see, I knew it! | ||
| Disney has fired Gina Carano. | ||
| Ah, so... | ||
| From The Mandalorian. | ||
| So, a man who is absolutely not a fan of Star Wars, absolutely not appreciative of Star Wars at all, is very angry about one particular character being removed from The Mandalorian. | ||
| I didn't know that... | ||
| If I were Disney, I would blame her for Grogu. | ||
| On her way out? | ||
| Yeah, on the way out. | ||
| She'd be like, toss all of our baggage onto her. | ||
| What else do we got? | ||
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Everyone be mad at her for all of this shit! | |
| So, in reality, what happened was that she had some social media posts, including a particularly offensive one where she compared being Republican to being a Jew in the Holocaust. | ||
| People didn't care much for that. | ||
| No. | ||
| And she was out. | ||
| Alex may not quite understand why she got fired. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What's crazy about it is Disney's virtue signaling. | ||
| Kicking this former MMA lady out because she looks like a big, tough man. | ||
| So that's the image they want as women, as, you know, all the leaders. | ||
| A what now? | ||
| Men are idiots. | ||
| Goes back to Married with Children and all those shows where dad's always a moron. | ||
| I mean, that's come out in memos, not just Gamergate, that they want to show an emasculated society. | ||
| But even that wasn't enough for her playing the part of the big male hero. | ||
| Pedro is the Mandalorian. | ||
| Trends after Star Wars cancels Gina Carano. | ||
| And I'm not saying she's a bad actress, and I'm not saying I dislike women that are strong and have that Amazon-type look. | ||
| I think it's very attractive. | ||
| But the point is that she actually groveled and said it was so horrible what happened to the Jews, which it was bad what Hitler did, and they called it anti-Semitic. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Alex may not quite get... | ||
| The conversation. | ||
| Oh, boy, Alex. | ||
| Alex, you might be too used to people saying worse things than that and being like, that's anti-Semitic. | ||
| Well, it actually does make sense because Alex has compared himself to a Jewish person during the Holocaust. | ||
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Yeah, totally. | |
| So for him, yeah, obviously. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What she's saying is like... | ||
| It's almost like he's like, you're gonna fire her for that? | ||
| I have Steve P on my show all the time! | ||
| He's throwing anti-Semitic shit out like fucking candy in a parade! | ||
| Yeah, it's interesting to me. | ||
| The part that I find the most interesting outside of Alex's bizarre need to... | ||
| Have a sexual psychodrama with his audience. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't know why you need to do that. | ||
| I can't stand that they put strong female women in roles and make them look strong and powerful. | ||
| No, it doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with them. | ||
| Hey, buddy, this is something you should deal with your therapist with, not your audience. | ||
| I absolutely have to air out this problem that I can't sublimate, which is that I are both attracted to strong, powerful women and want them destroyed. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| I wasn't quite sure where he was going as he was talking about this, like what side he was going to land on, because he was being very weird. | ||
| But then when he said she groveled and said the Holocaust was bad... | ||
| Which it is! | ||
| Why did you say groveled? | ||
| Well, I mean, when you say the Holocaust is bad, obviously you're caving to the ADL and the Ku Klux Klan. | ||
| I don't understand that at all. | ||
| Anyway... | ||
| What should she have said? | ||
| That Hitler was a complete badass? | ||
| Stud, as Alex has said. | ||
| Would that have been what she should have said? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Anyway, now we get to gossip. | ||
| It would be kind of ridiculous if the guy who said that Hitler was a complete stud and a badass was like, yeah, Gina should have been fired. | ||
| I wish that I had a soundboard so I could just play that. | ||
| Yeah, all the time. | ||
| I'm afraid that there may be new listeners who don't know that we had a drop that we used to play where Alex says that Hitler and Stalin are total badasses. | ||
| Complete badasses. | ||
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Studs. | |
| That's how we used to thank people for giving. | ||
| So we move on to gossip to close the show. | ||
| I'll say one of the more rewarding things about listening to Alex's show is getting to find little threads that you can pull that you wouldn't, you know, you'd never have. | ||
| Like there was the story of Buckley's birthday party. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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A couple of years back. | |
| The ever growing changing story of Buckley's birthday party. | ||
| There was the Nazi hat saga. | ||
| There's little glimpses that you get into Alex's life. | ||
| The globalist in the hot tub is always a classic. | ||
| Barton Springs tales. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| All the times he would go down to Barton Springs. | ||
| The hike and bike trail. | ||
| Tales of the hike and bike trail. | ||
| A lot of interesting things have happened on that trail. | ||
| Another thing is that we know a lot about Alex's wife's tennis habits. | ||
| A lot more than I would have expected to learn. | ||
| We know that her tennis partner, I believe... | ||
| Was scoping out Antifa at the grocery stores. | ||
| Has strong ability to do some reconnaissance. | ||
| She had some intel on Antifa. | ||
| And now we learn that maybe not all is good in the world of Alex's wife's tennis. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Maybe there are some haters. | ||
| My wife was playing tennis with these women. | ||
| She's known a few years. | ||
| And one of them walks over with a real ugly look on her face. | ||
| And my wife goes, what's wrong? | ||
| She goes... | ||
| I just, what's wrong is what you did at the Capitol trying to overthrow our country. | ||
| Oh, I was like, we were protesting the election. | ||
| That was a handful of people. | ||
| She goes, oh, yeah, right. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They just did this whole act of like, you know, oh, gosh, what you did. | ||
| Oh, it's like the Democrats were just saying, Jamie Raskin says Trump supporters burned down the church, dude, that BLM did publicly. | ||
| That quick, huh? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's getting the news that quick? | ||
| The turnaround is fast on that! | ||
| That is quick! | ||
| I mean, I understand that it's most likely just a device for him to do a character or whatever, but I love that there's an entire genre within Alex's world of stories where he complains about the people his wife plays tennis with. | ||
| Yeah, he's almost doing nursery rhyme levels of explaining things in tale. | ||
| This is why we don't touch fire, because there's a rabbit that goes around, and it touched fire one time, and you were like, this is bad. | ||
| Her tennis instructor was like, hey, we should listen to this guy, and that's bad. | ||
| See? | ||
| Now, children, let's move on. | ||
| I feel like more his wife's tennis world is like a world that's populated by fictional characters that he just gets to cast in little plays. | ||
| It's like a little anime. | ||
| Whenever he needs somebody to have seen Antifa setting up at the grocery store, wow, it's somebody involved in my wife's tennis games. | ||
| You need somebody to play the role of... | ||
| Nosy, judgmental Democrat. | ||
| Hey, somebody that my wife's playing tennis with. | ||
| Now, it is, strangely enough, the only both combined tennis club and private investigatory agency on... | ||
| You know, it's like whenever you first saw a Baskin-Robbins and a KFC in the same place, you're like, what are we doing here? | ||
| That's the tennis club. | ||
| I think you're thinking of Dunkin' Donuts and Baskin-Robbins. | ||
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| It's all the same shit. | ||
| There's never been a KFC. | ||
| Taco Bell and KFC is what I meant. | ||
| What am I supposed to know? | ||
| Never be a Baskin-Robbins KFC. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| It's not the same company. | ||
| KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, they're all yum brands. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| I understand this. | ||
| And then Dunkin' and Baskin-Robbins, I think, are the same parent company. | ||
| We're making a meal out of me mistaking this. | ||
| You know, it's a meal. | ||
| Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut, all together, good meal. | ||
| But, don't eat it before you go play... | ||
| Tennis with Alex Jones' wife. | ||
| You will probably wind up taking a nap and missing out on some crucial information. | ||
| Either that or you'll become a story that Alex tells on the show about somebody who ate too much shitty food before playing tennis with his wife. | ||
| That's the new way. | ||
| And that somehow illustrates how the Democrats are evil. | ||
| That's the new way to fuck with Alex Jones. | ||
| You join his wife's tennis club and you just every now and again walk up to her with an ugly look on your face and just say something reasonable. | ||
| If I had all the time in the world... | ||
| I'd still not do that. | ||
| That sounds like a real waste of time. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, we come to the end of this, and I expected a little bit more fireworks, but, I mean, he is mad. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Don't get me wrong, he's mad. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| But it almost makes more sense to me. | ||
| You know, like, you're saying this is a coherent-ish response, and, yeah. | ||
| Like, he shouldn't be... | ||
| Like, upset about the impeachment thing. | ||
| He's supposed to think that Trump won the election. | ||
| Yeah, no, that's why we were... | ||
| He should be disappointed in whatever defense there is because they're not saying that Trump won the election. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's even better for him that they're terrible lawyers because then he can pretend that they're sandbagging on purpose. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And then whenever Trump wins and is acquitted, he's going to be like, see, even in spite of the lawyers that the globalists gave him, he's so innocent, his defense was literally two men going, for four hours, and he won. | ||
| Anyway, we'll see how this develops. | ||
| Indeed we will. | ||
| But until then, Jordan, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| Go to Ben Jordan. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Facebook. | ||
| We are on Facebook. | ||
| If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark, I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| I have no other place to mention this, and it seems perfect here. | ||
| Danny sent me a message, and Norm Pattis' beard is fucking crazy. | ||
| Norm Pattis, trim your goddamn beard. | ||
| It is inappropriate. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |