Knowledge Fight - #530: February 10-11, 2021

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#530: February 10-11, 2021

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Knowledge Fight #530 (Feb 10-11, 2021) dissects Alex Jones’ erratic rants—from mispronouncing names to peddling COVID-19 authoritarianism myths, despite UK hotel quarantines costing ~£1,750. He pivots to Escobar’s hippos as a "human culling" warning, mocks Trump’s impeachment lawyers for not proving election fraud (despite no court evidence), and falsely blames BLM for St. John’s Church fire while ignoring Proud Boys’ vandalism. Hypocrisy peaks when he praises Bitcoin yet claims it’s a globalist tool, then virtue-signals Disney’s firing of Gina Carano, ignoring his own extremist history. His fabricated stories—like hostile Democrats targeting his wife’s tennis partners—expose a pattern of narrative distortion, reinforcing his irrelevance amid actual impeachment evidence. [Automatically generated summary]
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alex jones

infowars 21:56

dan friesen

48:10

jordan holmes

22:18

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jamie raskin

rep/d 00:39

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dave landau

00:28

jim hoft

00:25

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Speaker	Time	Text
unidentified		Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledgeparty.com.
		It's time to pray.
		I have great respect for the knowledge fight.
		Knowledge fight.
		I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
		Shang, we are the bad guys.
		Knowledge fight.
unidentified		Dan and Jordan.
unidentified		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I need money.
		Andy and Pansy.
		Andy and Pandy.
		Andy and Kansas.
		Andy and Kansas.
		It's time to pray.
		Andy and Kansas.
		You're on the earth.
unidentified		Thanks for all those.
		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a fish fan color.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love your room.
jim hoft ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledgefight.com.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
unidentified		Hey, everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're a couple dudes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, sit around technology beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My bright spot today, Jordan, is Mochi.
unidentified		Ooh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You've recently discovered Mochi.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it is expanded from there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Next year we will be doing 500 new tastes of mochi.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I don't think that would be possible.
		It'd be pretty difficult.
		But I've tried a number of flavors that I've been able to get my hands on.
		And man, it's so good.
		The thing that was really tough for me was that I'd heard such startlingly different reviews.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a divisive dessert.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very much so.
		And I'd worried that I would fall squarely in the category, but I love it.
		And it also, I didn't realize it, but it just takes me back a bit to things that I had in Hawaii growing up.
		Yeah.
		And that makes total sense, but I didn't think that it would.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's great.
		I love it.
		So another dessert.
		Great.
		Another fucking sweet thing for me to eat.
		Just what we needed.
		The audience was like, what other sweet things is Dan going to become obsessed with?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What will capture Dan's sweet tooth today?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Fuck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good news is people won't be mailing those to you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, that is true.
		Thank God.
		Next thing you know, shit just comes in dry ice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dry ice.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Dermot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then just melted ones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, Mochi, how about you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my bright spot this week, Dan, is The Swordsman.
		It's a Korean movie that's, I don't know, it's really good.
		It's about three swordsmen.
		They do stuff.
		It's fantastic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So it's Swordsman plural.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, the movie is about singular.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so there are multiple that appear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So it's like the Highlander.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's more than one Highlander.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Although there can only be one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, there's not more than one Highlander.
		There's only one Highlander.
		I mean, there are many people who live in the Highlands.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I thought that there was these immortals and they have to kill each other.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, of course they do, but the Highlander specifically refers to that he's from Scotland.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, that's right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's the Highlander isn't the group of them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		It's been a while since it is.
		And obviously, as we all know from just appearance and conversational style alone, Sean Connery is indeed Egyptian in that movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the original bar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And the original bun.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, we have discovered so much today.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A lot of education.
		Referencing things we Googled just before getting on the show.
		So, Jordan, today we have an interesting thing to go over.
		We're going to be talking about February 10th and 11th, 2021.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Buttjack.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'll let you have that one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You let me have that one.
		You son of a bitch.
		You son of a bitch.
		I was still late because I was halfway waiting for you to say it first.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am disappointed in you because you have the open lane stutter step.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You thought it was a trap.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's Anthony Davis in the block, man.
		You can feel him coming.
		You just know you're not going to go for the layup because he's going to swat it away from me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I decided to hang back and just see what you had.
		And then I blew it.
		So that is Wednesday and Thursday of this week.
		And the reason that I wanted to check in on this is because, of course, the Trump impeachment is going on.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll discuss some feelings about that because both of us have watched a bit of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Way too much for no reason.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I blame you because I wasn't going to, and then you texted me about it.
		And I was like, I'll watch a little bit of this.
		And I'm like, oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's surprisingly engrossing.
		And at the same time, I'm like, this is stupid.
		What am I doing?
		What am I doing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very conflicted about watching it and spending as much time as I have.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I mean, it feels important.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It should be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It feels like it's way more important than people are taking it.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it has a vibe of everyone's like, this is our second one.
		We've been here before.
		We all know we should have been done in the first one.
		So let's get this over with because these people are fucking nuts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll talk about some of the specifics and stuff once we get into the episode.
		But yeah, it's weird.
		Yeah.
		So before we get to business on the episode itself, let's take a moment, Jordan, say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So first, Joe S. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're an out policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Joe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Connor VG.
		Thank you so much.
		You're an out policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Connor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, yeah.
		Next, Caroline H. Thank you so much.
		You're now policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Caroline.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sweet, Caroline.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bop, bop, bop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next.
unidentified		Blackjack.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nat MC.
		Thank you so much.
		You're now policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hang on, that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Becky C. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're now policywalk.
unidentified		Thanks, Becky.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, see, I was trying to get ahead of the.
		Oh, man, I'm Blackjack.
		Now I'm way too ramped up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Jim J. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're an out policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Jim.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And finally, Jasmina Kay.
		Thank you so much.
		You're an out policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Jasmina.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you organize those?
		Because I feel like our last episode was 99% fake joke names.
		And this one just all seemed like normal people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I prepared a little bit today, whereas sometimes I will end up.
		It changes.
		It varies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It depends on how much time I have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're a busy man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, before the episode, I need to be better at organizing stuff, but I'm just not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, now, I read an article recently about how podcasters don't really need to do much work and the money is really good and they job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I saw Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I assume that that's what you're up to.
		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, also, another thing we got to do is take a little moment here to give a very special Delilah message.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, Delilah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We got an email.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Quit beating up Samson, lady.
unidentified		We got an email from Mike.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he wanted us to play, I'm holding out for a hero.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wanted us to play a little bit of James Ingram.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep, that sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm having a real tough time coming up with songs.
		Yeah, I was going to say.
		But he reached out and he wanted us to give a little bit of a happy birthday message out to his partner, Lauren, whose birthday is actually yesterday when this is coming out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, some people have a birthday week.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I hope not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, some people do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You've not worked in an office in a long time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't remember birthday weeks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember that there were birthday weeks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't remember people who would just be like, this is my birthday week.
		And it's like, yeah, but that's Thursday.
		Oh, man.
		But it would be Tuesday, and they'd be like, boo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I choose to believe that we are not dealing with people who manufacture a personality based on their birthday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think these people are great, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Lauren, happy birthday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Happy birthday, Lauren.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you know what?
		You can have three days.
		Not a week.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can have three days.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Happy birthday three.
		And I'm sorry, Mike, that I couldn't improvise a better song idea than James Ingram's name.
		And I'm holding out for a hero.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm going to go with 2D2F.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Never mind.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The only James Ingram song I can come up with right now off the top of my head is Yamo Be There featuring Michael McDonald.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just listening to the Yacht Rock podcast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Any songs with Michael McDonald is usually halfway good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, impeachment.
unidentified		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What about it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is upon us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anything going on?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You know, watching this stuff.
		One of my big takeaways is that Castro looks solid with a beard.
unidentified		Caster?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
		Joaquin Castro.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		I got you.
		He does look better with a beard.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a nice-looking beard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's about all I got.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does his twin have a beard?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, we should call him.
		Because that's a man who needs a beard.
		This is a prescription.
		This is what we need to talk about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a great would it be to have a twin so you could try out facial hairstyles.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Twice as much done in terms of trying out styles.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I think you are talking about a clone dude.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are talking about um yeah, I just think his beard looked good um, and then, beyond that um, I don't know.
		I I feel like the image that's going to resonate with me is that video of the officer running down the hallway, running past Mitt Romney yeah, Mitt Romney turning around and running the other way, paired with all the video of protesters talking about hanging Mike Pence and just the, the imagining what could have happened.
		Had that guy uh Goodman, not said, you know, run the other way, run the other way, you know the?
		Just the idea that someone who's a very um, high-level politician, someone who's uh, very notable in politics and who ran for president, who's in the Senate um, they probably would have killed him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah yeah yeah there's, there was a little bit, there was a little bit of me that was watching that part, thinking like, and then the next thing you should say is, if it weren't for him, Mitt Romney would be dead.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Guys hey, 45 senators who are going to vote to uh Unconvict say, you want Mitt Romney to die or shut the fuck up?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well yeah, that's one way to put it and I think that would be fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that's pretty much the only way to go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah I I, it's it's.
		It's a really surreal thing to be seeing this conversation that's happening and the people you're trying to persuade are like you.
		You know they're.
		They're chanting to kill the vice president who they elected.
		Yeah you, you understand that until moments earlier, they were fine with the idea of supporting My Pence if he subverted uh, the constitution.
		You understand, your name is very Replaceable with that in terms of who they are looking to kill.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, the problem there is I think they thoroughly understand that, which is why they will be voting to acquit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know the dynamics, but it's pretty fucked up to see the information presented that way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because it's coherent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It makes sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's almost hilariously over-the-top comprehensive.
		Where like I was watching yesterday and then today, and they were talking about how this is almost guaranteed.
		This is guaranteed to be the shortest impeachment trial in history.
		And after watching those two days, I was like, that does make sense in a normal real-world situation because you'd watch that and go, boy, the defense better come up with something real good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's opening up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then you watch the defense's opening argument and you're like, they're fucked.
		They're fucked.
		They got no chance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Their opening statement might as well have been, come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I know.
unidentified		It's literally, hey, come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not even president anymore.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get out of here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and what was that caster?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, his statement being like, oh, they made some good points.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep, it's not good.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're all August members of this body.
		I just want to say you guys are all great.
		I love you.
		Now, obviously, the prosecution makes some good points.
		My client's guilty, but I want you all to know that you're spectacular people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I thought we were going to bicker about jurisdiction.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am not prepared for this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, boy, it really does look like he committed those crimes.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And all these sort of defenses that you see thrown around are like, well, Trump's rally couldn't have incited this because people were planning for weeks in advance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, well, ta-da, here's the thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's all the stuff that Trump was saying for weeks.
		Yeah.
		And I have no faith in any conclusion.
		Like, I don't have any faith that there's going to be a conviction.
		And I also don't have any faith that there's not going to be.
		Also, like, I just, I see this and I'm.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel numb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I wanted to see Alex's response to a lot of this because I figure if anybody is going to be mad about this, it'd be Alex.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He, for the, since the impeachment, the second impeachment has come around, has been really, really insistent that Trump needs to get up there and put the whole system on trial.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that would be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump needs to get in there and insist that he won the election.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was stolen from him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He still can.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is not happy that that has not happened.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't imagine so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so we'll get into a little bit of his response.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But first, here is an out-of-context drop from today's show.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because I actually worship these people.
		I hate them.
		I can't stand them.
		But I actually know everything about AOC, everything about Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un, Xi Ji Ping.
		I shouldn't be looking at Xi Jinping ever.
		I mean, what the hell's going to be?
		But I have to, because he's always up my ass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's tough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we really shouldn't be looking at Alex Jones either.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I can't look away.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But we have to because he's up America's ass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can't not look.
		So Alex discusses the UN building a little bit at the beginning of this show here on February 10th.
		He's talking about how, you know, he made that documentary Endgame.
		And it has the UN building on the front of it.
		And he wasn't supposed to be on air when this stuff was going on now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, all the stuff that's been done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's supposed to have been taken off the air way in advance.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you could either believe that, or you could believe that all that stuff he was saying about they have plans to take me off the air when their plans come to fruition was just nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's possible.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We are not supposed to be on air right now.
		You're supposed to be shut down long before they launch this operation.
		If you saw my film Endgame, also a green mist on the cover, you will notice that I specifically say they're going to release bioweapon simulants to practice a lockdown, and then that they would launch stronger attacks each successive wave while posing as the saviors while we'll be the United Nations that launches the attack.
		Will you guys just type in the search engine in-game blueprint for global enslavement and click images?
		Or maybe go out of the bookshelf and bring a DVD in?
		I want to show you the cover.
		It's the UN building in New York City, paid for by the Rockefellers and the land it sits on, paid for by the Rockefellers.
		Strangely enough, I won't get into that story.
		Well, I might as well.
		It doesn't really matter.
		Of course, my ancestor, my mom's side, owned that land, sold it to then come start the Texas Revolution.
		That was the Ayers family, but that is a side issue.
		With all slaughterhouses on it.
		Yeah, that's right.
		Back in the 1820s, that side of the family were Yankees in New York, folks.
		Anyways, so you can't really count me as a Texan.
		My family's only been here on both sides since the 1820s.
		Once you're from New York, here's your always from New York.
		But I am digressing, sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I agree quite a bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I agree.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very much so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have a nine-hour series about Endgame, and you can go and decide for yourself if that documentary is actually about what Alex thinks it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I believe he's literally asking us to judge a book by its cover.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, a DVD by its cover.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let me show you this cover of the DVD.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I love the idea that Alex is, you know, he's making this physical land where the UN building sits into a personal issue for him.
		Yep.
		But there's a couple of problems.
		So the relative that Alex is talking about here is a guy named David Ayers, who he and his family were the ones who Colonel Travis left his son with and that Alex claims to be related to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This dude came to Texas in 1832.
		Also, Colonel Travis didn't adopt his son to them like Alex likes to pretend.
		His son just stayed with the Ayers family to attend school while his dad drunkenly pretended to be a soldier at the Alamo.
		The son only stayed with the family for two years.
		It's not like, you know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two years is long enough to build a bond.
		I'm not going to get into problem.
		I'm not going to cut airs on that one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to split Ayers.
		I think that that's fine But the way Alex presents it is like They gave him his son Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		He raised Colonel Travis's son.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was found in a manger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, David Ayers himself actually wasn't from New York.
		He was from Morristown, New Jersey, where he was born in 1793.
		According to the Texas State Historical Association, David, quote, came to Texas to buy property and build a home.
		Prior to that, he, quote, was a merchant in Ithaca, New York.
		Ithaca is about 230 miles from New York City, so I have some doubts about this whole story of him owning the land that the UN building is on.
		Well, sounds like a load of bullshit that Alex tells himself in order to keep this fight with his imaginary enemies personal.
unidentified		Yeah, that's my land.
unidentified		That's my family's land that the UN building is on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, here's the thing about that.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's fun.
		If that's what you want to do, okay?
		I have a claim to that land back from the 1820s.
		Then you also have to acknowledge that maybe somebody else had a claim to that land in the 1500s.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex's property rights began in the 1820s.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I did not know that.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Turns out.
		I should have.
		Was that in the Constitution?
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So there's this thing in life where stuff happens gradually.
		Alex tries to discuss how taking COVID seriously will lead to negative consequences, much like taking the Klan seriously leads us to kicking Trump off Twitter.
		This is one of these A titles.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to need to hear this one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's an SAT.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All the way through.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So the first domino was the KKK and the white supremacist.
		Most of them run by the Southern Property Law Center and the ADL.
		And the FBI that's come out of the mainstream.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The ADL.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then the next, like, oh, I'm off of the Nazis.
		Let's take their speech away.
		Let's take their bank accounts away.
		And then next, it's, oh, it's Alex Jones.
		Let's take everything he's got.
		And then two years later, it's the president of the United States.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I think these are all lumped in with the Nazis.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Just wear these masks for 15 days.
		Oh, just stay in your house for 15 days.
		Sounds reasonable.
		It's a little domino.
		Then it's all six months.
		Then it's all two years.
		Well, just take this COVID test.
		Well, just have a contact tracer in your house.
		Well, it's 10 years in jail if you're seen outside your house, period.
		I got the video.
unidentified		They announced it yesterday.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		In parliament.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		In parliament, 10 years in prison if you're seen outside your house when they tell you to quarantine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So the problem with the argument that he's making is that, like, if there is behavioral similarities between the Klan, Alex Jones, and the president in that they're all breaking the terms of service of a certain platform, then them getting kicked off isn't it's not like some kind of a dominoes falling situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's more of just a consistency of the rules.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Only Nazis would expect justice to be applied fairly, Danny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that doesn't make much sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then in terms of the evolving situation with COVID, it's like we didn't do any of those things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All of those things, where it's like, yeah, 15 days, 30 days, or like we didn't do those things, or at least some people didn't to a large enough extent that those were not effective, or at least as effective as they could be.
		And then secondarily, the government didn't provide material support to people to enable them to do these safety measures in a way that would have been meaningful.
		And so we end up with a situation that gets worse and worse.
		And the mitigation things that you would prescribe for that become larger.
		So it's not the dominoes falling.
		It's just us not taking care of a problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not just that, but mitigation efforts that were already planned for and in place that Jared Kushner, according to witnesses, denied specifically because it would only hurt Democrats more, making it more of a genocide situation.
		Just saying.
		Just tossing that out there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, but if you're outside your house, you're going to go to prison for 10 years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In the UK.
		This is nonsense.
		The actual story is about how the UK government has rolled out new rules, where if you're returning to the country after visiting a country that's on the red list of high-risk countries, you're required to quarantine at a government-designated hotel for 10 days, which costs approximately 1,750 pounds.
		The discussion of a 10-year sentence is for people who knowingly lie about where they're returning to the UK from in order to skip and skirt public health measures and the required quarantining.
		Everyone can still go outside their houses.
		Alex is just trying to scare people.
		It's all a bunch of bullshit.
		And I am positive that that is a high figure for a lot of people.
		But also, I would assume that people who are coming from these countries or people who are coming in from vacations to those countries, possibly people who would be able to afford the quarantining.
		And I would also assume that if not, there's probably at least some sort of a program in place to help people who don't have the means for the sake of public safety.
		It's not, I don't know.
		Anyway, it's all a load of bullshit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is lying.
		Oh, yeah.
		So we know that Alex is a violent chap.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		From all of his words and deeds.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Those would be how we identify.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His regular tone.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His insistence on encouraging people to be violent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His behaviors in all of the stories he tells about accosting people as though he's the hero.
unidentified		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it turns out he's not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're right now, by we, I mean Alex and his audience.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We are in a riptide.
		And if you fight, when you're in a riptide, you're going to drown.
		Oh.
		So you can't fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know anything about riptides.
unidentified		You don't?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, see, much like Mochi, riptides were a part of my growing up in Hawaii.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, naturally, yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And yeah, there is a certain amount of truth to it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, if you get taken in an undertow or something, you will generally end up just getting like fighting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to slide it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fight it and then come out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not a great strategy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because you're just going to stay under and drown.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It can be very bad.
unidentified		Gotcha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's really scary.
		I've been through similar things a bunch of times in my younger years.
		But this metaphor doesn't quite work the way Alex wants it to.
		Because what he's sort of saying is like, we're going to take some bumps in this riptide, and then we'll be spit out from the riptide and be in safety.
		It'll be scary.
		But, you know, you can't fight because if you fight, that's when you're going to drown.
		But then at the end, he also says that people are coming to kill your family.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I liken this to getting caught in a riptide.
		And I one time foolishly, when I was a teenager, they had red flags out.
		I'm like, I'm a great swimmer.
		I'm in hell before I quit doing it.
		When I was 13, I was a champion swimmer, won all the blue ribbons in Dallas.
		And I thought, I can get out there.
		I'm 18 years old.
		I got grabbed in one of those things, and I knew what to do, and it sucked me under.
		I said, just hold your breath and relax.
		Don't fight it.
		And it spit me out at 50 yards.
		And I was okay, but it scared the living hell out of me.
		Well, let me just tell you, we're already being pulled under.
		So there's not time to even get air.
		You're just holding and relax, baby, because you panic, you're going to die.
		So this is not negative.
		This is biblical.
		It's all going to happen.
		And it's going to get so bad within a few years, you're just going to be totally blown away.
		They're going to tighten, tighten, tighten, release a little, and then clamp down even harder.
		And then release a little and clamp down even harder.
		Mass suicides, death.
		There'll be COVID deaths from the vaccines everywhere.
		It's already happening.
		And they'll just normalize it.
		And then all these college students that don't have jobs are going to have government paychecks, their own uniforms.
		They're already coming to your house armed.
unidentified		Armed.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The communists are coming, armed for you and your family, and they're going to kill you.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So get ready.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we shouldn't do anything.
		We're in a riptide.
		We should just hold your breath and relax.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or should I be worried about the armed commies coming to kill my family?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, those would seem important to you, but they're not coming to kill Alex's family.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So we need to just sit tight and we'll get through this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Much like how a T-Rex can't see you in the movies when you still, but the commies come to your door.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you hold your breath and relax, they can't see you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just can't.
		Why do you also have to have blue ribbons and swimming?
		Why does it always go to be every time there's a new Stevie Pease in high school?
		I was there.
		I did all of the stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's the best at everything.
		Everything.
		And not all of it can be true, but that's close enough to like, I could believe that.
unidentified		Yeah, sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't have any problem with that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just have a problem with this is yet another in the long list of things where he tosses off.
unidentified		You know, I won all the awards when I was there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyways, I won the title for most specialist boys.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like, Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on, buddy.
unidentified		Yeah, come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so that's an incoherent message that he's sending his audience there because at the end of it, I feel like he'd negated a lot of the ideas that you'd want to be sending when you tell people you're in a riptide.
		Relax.
		We're going to get out the other side of this.
		Yeah, I feel like he's telling you to fight that riptide.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, See, because he said relax first.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like I said, it's incoherent.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		These clauses are dependent on each other.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		First, get the riptide and then die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, what do you know about Pablo Escobar?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Did you not watch Narcos?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I did not watch Narcos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Manu to die.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he was.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The man had elephants.
unidentified		I know that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was in the movie Blow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was in the movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was featured as a character in the movie Blow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All-time Great Mustache, I believe.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All-time great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Yeah.
		Pee-wee Herman was also in there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, of course.
		Yep.
		All-time great mustache, by the way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I learned from listening to this that not only did he have elephants, he also had hippos.
unidentified		Ooh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And dangerous.
		Yes.
		Alex goes on a very long ramble about the dangers of hippos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was voted best hippo in high school.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Best hippo wrangler.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I used to do, I was like a matador looking for hippos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Pablo Escobar had these hippos, and they got, you know, now that they've bred, and now hippos are somewhere where they shouldn't be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're an invasive species.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so now people want to cull them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This leads Alex to saying that there may be some good arguments for human culling.
unidentified		Cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I would like to remind you, he is a noted eugenics disliker.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This guy, theoretically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Theoretically.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Pablo Escobar down in South America got, what was it, four hippos something like 40 years ago.
		Back in the 80s.
		Back when I was a little kid.
		And now reportedly, there's just thousands of these hippos running around.
		And by the way, if you didn't know, the hippo is the most deadly animal in the world.
		It'll kill an elephant.
		It'll kill a lion.
		It'll kill a grizzly bear.
		There's nothing more powerful on land than a hippopotamus.
		Everything runs in fear.
		The 20-foot crocodiles run in fear.
		You can watch videos of a hippo just grabbing a 20-foot crocodile and just throwing it around like it's a toothpick.
		Okay, they're the most.
		So now, all over where Pablo lived, there's just giant hippopotamuses everywhere.
		And so now they want to cull them.
		Now they want to cull the hippopotamuses.
		And I'm like, yeah, they don't come from there.
		Yeah, they're killing everything.
		Okay, kill them.
		But see, I'm a human being.
		I don't need to be culled.
		But see, the globalists, they say, Jones, you notice you're telling people this and they don't care.
		That's because they're not conscious.
		They're just eating food and their genetics are bad and they're breeding and we need to get rid of them.
		And we're not racist.
		We're going to kill the dumb black people, the dumb white people, the dumb Hispanics, the dumb Asians.
		And that itself is playing God and is evil.
		And I don't support that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the problem.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		There's an argument there.
		But then you say the globalists, they're into Satanism.
		They're into playing God.
		Their real documents are they want to override everything and not save the earth and believe they're going to just be able to make all the planets they want once they become AI, artificially intelligent, singularity, godlike.
		And they're just in a mad race sacrificing the earth as a testing ground to this ascension.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's all a lot of nonsense, but I just find it really interesting whenever Alex has these hypothetical conversations with globalists and he's like, ah, there's an argument to be made for culling off the dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Listen, listen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not saying it's a bad idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In practice, it can go wrong.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say that if your branding is such that Alex puts forth, you should never say that there's a, you know, there's an argument to be made.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Eugenics, if it's dumb people, that's not a race.
		Sure, it's never been used in a way that's not racist.
		Sure, there's a track record of some people maybe using this for their own racist purposes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hey, Alex, you know how you see some people as dumb?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Huh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Think about that for a while.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is he thinking that it's playing God because God had already done the NOAA thing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he's almost a little mad at God.
		He was like, what are you doing?
		You should have just gotten rid of the dumb ones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We could have had plenty of fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You shouldn't have let the dumb dumbs on the boat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then you put all those goddamn hippos on the boat.
		They're everywhere.
		Now we're calling them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Classic mistake.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Classic God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is not afraid of anything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a strong, strong boy who's only slightly afraid of riptides.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's afraid of Shadowgate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he's afraid of his former employees, probably.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So people ask how I'm doing.
		I am totally committed.
		I have no fear.
		I've gone way past everything.
		I'm not worried, even about my family.
		I love my family, but I've just had to turn it over to God because the enemy's done horrible things to my family.
		Horrible things to me behind the scenes.
		He didn't even know about it.
		And I've just said, hey, it's okay.
		It's God's plan.
		I'm not mad at God.
		I appreciate it.
		I understand.
		Because my children don't have a future anyways if we don't beat this.
		You don't either.
		None of us.
		It's okay.
		And you watch that first lawyer that got up and groveled like a dog with his tail between its legs that rolled over and pissed all over itself.
		And just, oh, you're so powerful, Schumer.
		I love you, sir.
		Oh, you're so much better than us.
		Great job with your presentation on Trump.
		He was just shaking because there's not men in this country.
		I told you Trump was surrounded by a bunch of damn cowards.
		Not by invincible 5D chess.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You talked about the dimensions in chess quite a bit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't fucking pretend.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That transition was as jarring as it seemed at the clip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It felt so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it felt a little bit more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was a little weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it took a turn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so Alex is now mad at these lawyers being soft.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fair point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I think everybody pretty universally agreed that Castor did a real shit job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not great lawyers.
		So Alex kind of is a little bit like touch and go on the impeachment trial.
		Yells about the lawyer being weak a little bit, but then doesn't spend too much time talking about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I kind of halfway assumed that today we would be talking about a secret migrant caravan and we wouldn't even know the impeachment happened.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's sort of dancing around a little bit, you know, like side issues to the impeachment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, for instance, the fact that Democrats all have Chinese spy handlers in their offices.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, not only that, they all have Chinese spy handlers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nobody knows what the name of the Chinese spy agency is called.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Postal Democrats are Chinese spy handlers of Chinese intelligence.
		So secret, the name of Chinese intelligence is not even known.
		But I know its name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And you all know its name.
unidentified		What is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because everything hides in plain view.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		America is the red, white, and blue.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		China is the red dragon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's the name of that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The old snake.
		The old serpent.
		Diablo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The devil?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So let's talk about some positive news here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's the devil.
		We're just doing word association games.
		That's all we're doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who would have thought the big reveal would be the devil?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's actually the Ministry of State Security.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The devil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Diablo.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He couldn't come up with old Scratch there, I think.
		He was probably pretty pissed in the moment.
		Old snake.
		Come on, man.
		Scratch is way better.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dude.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex is thinking about the devil.
		Sure.
		This clip is actually just titled, This Show is Stupid.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They want you by increment to get caught by this and it to be too late.
		You've got the whole blueprint, folks.
		The blueprint for global enslavement, the blueprint for global extermination.
		You have the enemy operation.
		You have it in Revelation.
		You have it in Daniel.
		You have it in Ezekiel.
		You have it all around you.
		You have it in your soul.
		All you've got to do is decide that you don't want to be part of it and make the metaphysical decision to cut yourself off from Satan.
		Then God will extricate you out of that.
		You need God to do it, but God says you've got to let me in and I come knocking.
		I come knocking.
		Let me in.
		Let me in.
		But you've got to open the door because God isn't like Satan that rams down the door and lies to you from the time you're a child to steal your essence, to steal your will, to steal your ability to interface with God and your free will.
		God doesn't touch that.
		Satan's all about encasing you from birth in a matrix so he can fool your soul.
		This is the only way he can win because he's not a God.
		He's a fraud.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, can he win?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He's a liar.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He's a devil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not so impactful to yell that the devil is a devil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		He's a devil.
		Yeah.
		That should come with a more upwards inflection.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That passion seemed so fake to me.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was just so boring and cookie cutter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, one thing that's very exciting, maybe another bright spot is that the cat has jumped into my lap and is insisting on being very affectionate right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, Car Horn just went off a few times.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Little guest appearance there on the mic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get off my lap.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get kick on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess she probably, you know, Celine probably heard some devil talk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I got to get in on this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to protect him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So actually, she was trying to delay the inevitable, and that is that I need to tell you about a couple guests that we have on this show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They just got kicked off Twitter.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's Jim and Jim's brother, Hoft.
		I can't remember his brother's name.
		Jim Hoft and Joe Hoft, maybe?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Something like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're the brothers, Hoft.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The brothers Hoft.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the Gateway Pundit dudes.
		They got kicked off Twitter.
		And so they come on to complain about that.
		And I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we don't want to listen to an hour of whining.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, not really.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, Jim Hoft, his main point seems to be that, you know, like this isn't a cult of personality about Trump.
unidentified		Okay.
jim hoft ▲ ● ▼		You know, we're not going to have another candidate like that for a while.
		Donald Trump was, you know, a once-in-a-lifetime candidate.
		So these Republicans better wake up.
		And I think it's also imperative that a lot of these rhinos get replaced by other pro-Trump populist candidates in the next primary.
		We have to get rid of some of this dead weight in the Republican Party.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you don't want to sound crazy, I would recommend you not say whether or not a candidate in a future election is pro the president who is no longer in office.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say that that is a real designation of a crazy person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not a cult of personality, Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just want everyone to agree that a single person is the greatest human being that ever lived, and we should do whatever he says.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you were running a Democratic candidate and they were like, this is the pro-Obama candidate, I would look at that also as weird.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It'd be very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very strange.
		So Alex is, you know, he's talking about how, like, you know, they've stolen the election.
		You know, they steal the election.
		Sure.
		And then we know that they've stolen the election.
		So that makes us not vote.
		And that makes it easier for them to steal.
		And then he goes out to break with something really upsetting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		In blue stakes and blue cities, people get to knowing that.
		Once they take over, it's permanent.
		Then we stop voting.
		Then it makes it easier for them to cover up the fraud.
		Say hi to your brother.
		Let's talk.
		Let's talk about how we still get people to vote, even though we know it's a fraud.
		Should we keep voting when we come back, or what is our recourse?
		Is it a cartridge box?
		I hope not.
		You cannot hide a grand assault.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll get to that in a second.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is it the cartridge box?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hope not.
		Gross.
		So you heard that at the end.
		You can't hide a million assault.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex's commercial here is a little weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm now back to listening.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, it started off great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm listening to this episode on the GCN feeds.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this is a commercial that would have been played out on the radio.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I will tell you, it has a very different tone than the commercials and reads that we've heard Alex give on our recent episodes.
		It's a little bit more fucked up.
		And it also sounds like he's jacking it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Please, listener discretion advised.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He sounds tubing by proxy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So creepy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You cannot hide a grand assault.
		America is about to have its energy cut off, its borders destroyed.
		It's dollar brought down to nothing.
		All of you that have served Satan believe that you are on the right team.
unidentified		You're about to find out how pathetic you are.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So I ask all of you who are awake and who love God, stop living in fear.
		The enemy is about to expose itself.
		The enemy can't help itself.
		The enemy comes to kill, steal, and destroy.
		We sit here as good people get upset about that and try to stop it and we should.
		But once it comes through, once it hits us, once it's dominating us and raping us and attacking us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We just have to point out we tried to stop us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is on the radio.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Prepare yourselves, America.
		You're going under judgment, just like all the children that were aborted.
		This is the truth.
		This is the InfoWar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quite a bumper.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Alex, it sounds like your voice is a little bit scratchlier than usual because you realize we're cutting promos today.
unidentified		Forgotten, I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes about 20 minutes ago.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm three-quarters drunk.
		I'm jacking off.
		I'm hiding from my wife.
		I'm recording this under a blanket on a self-defense.
		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not going to bed yet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is this supposed to be like a million-dollar operation?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sounded like shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that was garbage.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think one of the things that's going on is I think he was probably fucked up, but he's also like trying to really do that movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he was doing LaFontaine.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to do that really dramatic voice.
		Yeah.
		Because I think that this is tailored more towards a possibly random person that could be listening on the radio to really pique their interest, to be like, oh, what is this?
		This is exciting.
		He missed the mark, though.
		Oh, it sounds creepy as shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I heard that and I thought, ooh, I need to know more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you compare that to the meandering random bullshit that's on the actual Infowars feed because he knows that that's targeting his audience.
		Yeah, yeah.
		It's pretty clear.
		I just think that it's really funny that this is what he thinks goes to the wilderness.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I was thinking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's amazing that he can fail in multiple ways.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's remarkable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is, it is, you know, I like to imagine that, you know, if I failed in a different arena, I would be aware of it.
		I wouldn't just be like, yeah, I killed it.
		I can do literally anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
		It's done.
		Who gives a shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this is a good strategy for Alex to try and get new listeners and just do these creepy jack-off commercials about the end of America.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, this sounds really creepy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I only do one day.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're not paying me for two.
		So that's a good strategy.
		Another good strategy might be, hey, Paul, Paul Joseph Watson, my oldest friend.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why don't you promote my shit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not mad about it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Please remember, everything the enemy does is about shutting us down.
		That's why we built banned.video until we updated infowars.com, newswars.com.
		Paul's got his summit.news.
		She proponents more on there, but whatever.
		Still love Paul.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not mad about it.
		Totally not mad about it.
		I was thinking about it, like, yeah, what isn't it for Paul to promote InfoWars?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Zero reason.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's really in his best interest to play down.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's as far away from Infowars as possible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing else that he can get out of it other than like not making Alex mad.
		That's the only thing that he has to worry about.
		He's gotten as much publicity as could come out of InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's why the...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's arguably bigger.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's why the band on the Titanic kept playing is because they didn't want the captain to be angry.
		So they were like, well, I guess this is where we die.
		I don't want to piss that guy off.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It only hurts Paul to remind people that he worked at InfoWars for 20 years.
		If I were him, I would do the exact same thing.
		Goodbye.
		So Alex is mad about Trump's lawyer being polite for the most part.
		I mean, incompetent too.
		But Alex seems more mad that he's polite about his presentation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, they're in the chambers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bordering on obsequious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's a certain decorum that comes along with congressional speeches.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's the pageantry of being in the Senate halls that was literally just stormed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You refer to people as the gentleman or the lady from New Hampshire or whatever the fuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is mad about that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I just want to play a few clips from yesterday.
		We got some of the new stuff today coming up as well.
		Just to show you with enemies like this.
		Well, imagine what your real enemies are like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nailed it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because that's the old saying.
		With friends like this, who needs enemies?
		When you look at just this foppish, creaming, just classic BS artist lawyer in there ingratiating himself and groveling to Chucky Schumer when all Schumer takes out his weakness and congratulating him and just all of this and then saying this will turn around and bite you later if you do it.
		Yeah, they're tyrants.
		They don't care about chivalry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's just mad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's not a lot of analysis at all.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think the big thing that he's mad about in terms of the conversation that happens throughout the impeachment stuff is that the defense is not arguing that Trump won the election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're taking as granted that Biden won.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex is pretty mad about that because that's the only thing you could really get people distracted by.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That stupid argument.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That you can't.
		But the reason they're not doing that is because that doesn't belong in court.
		That belongs on InfoWars and right-wing media outlets.
		But yeah, he's a little bit upset that that world isn't being taken over by his shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		I mean, it is maybe it's their best defense, honestly.
		After looking at the opening arguments, maybe their best defense would be like, we're putting this whole thing on trial.
		Actually, Trump is president.
		That's why it's fine that everybody did this.
		And you're all the ones who should be impeached.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you want to gum up the works and possibly create new problems for yourself, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think Castor's already gone far enough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He might as well jump off the edge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look, if you want it to be interesting, yeah, probably that's the way to go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it would be a disgrace.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It wouldn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, I think that Alex has gotten a little bit used to the last, you know, four years, five years of politics descending to his level.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this is a concrete instance of it not.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that probably would be pretty frustrating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then at the same time, you have Biden's comments of, you know, like the Senate has an important role to play and to do their job, trying to stay above the fray and trying to keep himself removed from the process.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's got to really piss off Alex, too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I would imagine so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he does the only thing that he knows how to do, and that is talk to a comedian.
		Oh, boy.
		He has a comedian.
		Let's see if you know who this guy is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't give you any clues, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But have you ever heard of Dave Landau?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have heard of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've heard the name before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's funny because on banned.video, the segment that he's on, I believe it refers to him as a top comedian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Usually means they're not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He apparently hosts or co-hosts with Anthony Kumia, Anthony Kumia's new show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or whatever show the fuck he's doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		I'm shocked that I didn't get a call to co-host on that one, too.
		I feel like I'm the guy for that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Are you comparing me to Anthony Kumia?
		Because you better not be.
		I'll take that as quite an insult.
		So, yeah, Dave Landau is on, and I think he tries to make a few jokes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How's it go?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not great.
		Alex is not a good scene partner, as we know.
		I only have one clip here because I don't care about what Dave Landau has to say about cancel culture.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, I don't particularly care about his perspective on the impeachment because it's not interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then anything that he has to say about cancel culture, I'm like, you fucking co-host a show with Anthony Kubia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who gives it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I gotta go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have very little interest in what any white comedian has to say about cancel culture.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Strike one, you host a show with Anthony Kumia.
		Strike two, you're on InfoWars.
		Strike three, you said this on InfoWars.
dave landau ▲ ● ▼		It's not even so much taking that big of a stand.
		It's just telling people not to be completely blind.
		And I think the only thing that most people are really saying is that this is going to end in some kind of bloody civil war.
		And the way that it's starting to look, I can see that.
		I can see their point.
		But I just think if people just calm down and stop turning on mainstream media, which I just can't imagine what it's like to sit in your house all day long, stare at the television, and have fear pumped into you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, totally unlike the show you're on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That would be terrifying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What kind of monster would force people to watch four straight hours of fear-mongering?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I feel like you really look like a real ding-dong when you say something like that on InfoWars.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because that either means that you accepted a booking on a platform as maligned and notorious as Infowars without having done any due diligence about the place you're on, or somehow you don't see what Alex does as rank fear-mongering.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that's not rank fear mongering.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's waking people up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Screaming about the fucking devil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really simple what he's doing.
		He's just asking people not to be blind, Dan.
		That's all he's doing.
		It's the mainstream media that's pumping fear into your blood all the time by reporting news.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say that anybody who works for any kind of mainstream media outlet, if they behaved in any kind of way close to like what Alex does, they might be in jail.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At least would be sued over and over and over.
		They'd be fired.
		It's just, it's wild that you're responsible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or they would be Brett Stevens.
		That's also a possibility.
		Possibly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That leads me to believe that maybe this Dave Landau guy is not incredibly sincere.
		Maybe a little bit disingenuous with his perspective.
		So that ends the 10th.
		The 10th was the brothers Hoft.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Weird comedian.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Surface level.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fairly certain that one of the big deals of stuff is happening right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		On the 10th?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You mean the impeachment?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I feel like that's important.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but a lot of the hearings on the 10th were happening after Alex was on air.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So some of the stuff he didn't have any way of knowing until the next day, the 11th, when he's on air.
		And he's still a little surface level.
		I'll be honest.
		He's not covering nearly as much.
		I mean, because from Alex's perspective, that makes sense.
		The election was stolen, according to Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is all bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's all imaginary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So why engage with the substance of the thing if the thing that kind of seems to be where he's at.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Explain to me how Alex seems to have a more cogent position on what he imagines is imaginary and how much we should talk about it than the rest of us do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I won't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he starts off on the 11th talking about Bill Gates, because, of course.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is the most important news of our lifetimes.
		It is official what Bill Gates called for on Bill Moyers and what he called for in TED Talks and what he called for on CNN.
		We have three clubs sub it in the last few years.
		Calling for the euthanasia of old people because we, quote, can't pay for the aging population in Europe, the United States, Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
		And he says, so you kill a teacher, and then you can, or excuse me, you kill an old person, and then you can hire 10 teachers.
		And that's not how it really works, but they put that teaching.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They kill 10 teachers and you fish for election.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The moral thing to do.
		And so the reports are pouring in every day.
		Five died here, four died here, three died here, ten died here, seven died here.
		And it's only in the nursing homes where the employees notice all of the death and say something.
		Most of these places know to keep it quiet and say they died of something else.
		But in many of the cases, I'm going to read to you from the CDC's own website.
		Oh, they even have a record of this.
		Some of them die within 15 minutes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is claiming that someone died 15 minutes after getting a COVID-19 vaccine, and then he presents that as evidence that the two are causally connected.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the level of work he does.
		He just associates two things and insists that he is then proven that they're connected when he's done no such thing.
		Alex could legit show me a news story about someone dying as they're getting vaccinated, and it still doesn't prove the claim that the vaccine's related to that person's death.
		There's an unfortunate reality here, and that is that Alex either doesn't understand that dynamic of reality, or he understands all too well how easy it is to trick people into thinking that correlation proves causation.
		I think the latter is probably more likely.
		But also, Bill Gates wasn't advocating killing old people so he could hire teachers.
		It's easy to misconstrue his words that way, but the conversation he was having that Alex always takes out of content, context is about exorbitant medical costs and what could be done about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		Which is a thing that literally most of the world is dealing with right now as population explodes.
		Like, it's not unique to anywhere.
		It's like, oh, shit, what are we going to do?
		Those fucking baby boomers wrecked us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's easy to look at that conversation that Bill Gates has had in these public forums as being like, well, mathematically, if we just kill all the old people, we can hire all people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's not the conversation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that would be a facetious argument that I would make in a debate where somebody's like, oh, well, old people are dragging about, like, then let's kill all of the old people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I bet you could sarcastically make that argument against Alex and win the debate.
		Yeah, totally.
		He's got a lot of nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Actually, that's a really good idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is now more mad at Trump's lawyers.
		This is intentional.
		They're fucking setting him up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Officially, we now know that the lawyers that Trump hired, because the first groups were bad, the second group was bad, the third group was bad, have all either sued him or were Democrats that hate him and say that Trump's a criminal.
		And they're actually sabotaging him, publicly saying he deserves to be kicked out of office and that voters were smart and voted him out.
		So instead of putting on evidence of election fraud, the lawyers are all slipping in.
		By the way, the Americans are smart.
		They kicked Trump out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Trump's getting sandbagged.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		When that lawyer was saying that, he was trying to get the shit thrown out.
		And he said that, you know, like, hey, there is another president, and it seems like the process has worked fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, elections are how we solve problems like corrupt dictators.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Historically, you have an election.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So let's not do this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If the goal is winning the case, that is maybe a decent argument to try.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If we didn't have any precedent for it, if this was the first time, if this was like 1810 and we were having one of these and people were having that argument, I'd be like, I don't know.
		Have we ever tried this before?
		Maybe give it a shot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So look, this is about January 6th.
		This was about the storming of the Capitol.
		This impeachment trial is about that.
		It's easy to lose sight of that from time to time because of nefarious shitheads who make stuff up and whatever.
		But look, that was not cool.
		That happening because provocateurs did it to make Alex look bad because people who are in the same communities as Alex or appear to be are being violent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, at the same time, violence is cool too.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Look, we are well past the point of being able to righteously use violence against these institutions and organizations.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But having a few Democrats and a few infiltrator groups trigger out of hundreds of thousands of peaceful people in D.C. a few hundred to go in the Capitol so you can be called insurrectionist and terrorist is not the place and the time for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Again, incoherent messaging.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I think that one is actually really coherent.
		We should absolutely storm the Capitol.
		This was bad planning.
		They tricked us into not storming the Capitol on the 20th when we would have all been able to actually kill everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he's essentially saying that it wasn't the right time to fire the shot herd around the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But the reason it's incoherent is because I don't think he wants to take responsibility for that cut and dry message.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why it's incoherent.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is what's behind, well, yeah, violence is obviously justified, but this was a misstep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's why I blame it on agitators and provocateurs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They tricked us into shooting before we were ready to shoot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So in that case, I'm pretty sure he's saying that, well, yeah, obviously we wanted to kill everybody and overthrow the country.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We just wanted to do it at the right time so we would win.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Alex even gets into his bloodlust.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		I was in a halfway decent mood today, but I was already aware of the euthanasia of the old.
		And how would I come on air and give it the gravitas it needs so we don't all just get conditioned to accepting this?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Said it five years ago.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I was reading the statistics and the numbers and just going through the stacks, and I physically became nauseous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, you didn't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because my nervous system was telling me, you need to go visit violence upon the people that are doing this.
		If you let them kill old people like this and kill babies already born, and they admit they're doing it, you are an accomplice.
		My very cells are telling me, Defend these people.
		So, for all of you out there that are mad at me, because I'm saying, let's not be violent, let's not be offensive.
		I understand your guts and your blood and your soul and your mind is burning with the desire to kill.
unidentified		Pull up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I understand that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Pull up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I want to stop these people just as much as you do.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But we've got to be wise as serpents and peaceful as doves and walk gently, but carry a big stick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think you pulled it off.
unidentified		What was that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to end with two cliches because I realized that I just basically told everybody that it's fine to kill and that I want to too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you got to walk softly and carry a big stick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like Alex might not be lying about reading Infowar's comments because that sounds like him responding to a lot of feedback of people who are like, Alex, you're soft.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's just go kill him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's just go kill him.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that Alex, that's Alex trying to have an olive branch to the murderous audience.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And also, do you know who else anthropomorphizes their murderous intentions?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who's that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Serial killers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, he wants to kill.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he understands that the audience wants to kill, and they're connected on this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like there's a problem there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you got to be wise as a serpent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like there's a problem there, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't get better.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I just want everybody to know the left and Apple and Facebook and Twitter and Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey.
		You know what you're doing, and you are just as guilty as Bill Gates, especially Mark Zuckerberg, who works directly under him.
		He's the next guy in line for community science officer of North America for the New World Order.
		And you guys are mass murdering killers, and I know who you are, and everybody knows who you are, and you will pay for what you've done, murderers.
		I don't care what you do to me.
		You are guilty.
		Everybody else is scared to call your asses out.
		So I'll just tell everybody.
		I was on the air the other day and I said, if a civil war starts, don't go after the cops and military.
		That's a diversionary tactic to wipe them out for the Chinese and have a civil war.
		Don't have the civil war.
		It's why they had the lockdowns, Black Lives Matter, Antifa, try to provocate your uses to get a civil war where we all kill each other.
		We don't want a civil war.
		We want a removal of the globalist and their collaborators.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yekes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You just named a number of people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What we want to do is remove these people that I have pointed out for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're guilty of murder.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I have specifically said that violence and everything is okay because they're murderers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we're well past the point of being able to righteously justify violence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, granted, the storming of the Capitol was bad planning, but what would be good planning is he's clearly implying what would be good planning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What are you guys doing storming the Capitol with only a few hundred people?
		You can't win.
		What you should be doing, targeted assassinations.
		You know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you know what's unfortunate, too?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, Mark Zuckerberg is one of the people that's on Alex's list.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex constantly calls him Jeff Zuckerberg.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like there might be a Jeff Zuckerberg out there who he's targeted.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Alex can't remember the dude's name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He wields too much power and is too dumb to handle it.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this is really irresponsible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think you could make a pretty good argument that, you know, using shifty language, Alex is probably telling his audience that should maybe kill my enemies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think one of the things about the evidence in the impeachment trial that I've noticed was how many times that they did a really good job of avoiding allowing that kind of clause to like excuse any behavior.
unidentified		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, like so often they had, they played Trump's words, and you're literally like, yeah, we all know he said peacefully, we should all protest peacefully.
		And then they're like, yeah, but we've got 300 examples of him saying otherwise.
		So you can't pull that bullshit.
		This is a pattern behavior.
		Like, Alex Jones is essentially on trial in the same way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, our show in some ways is a unrigorous, completely without legal backing trial of his work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In many ways, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I would say he's guilty.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just that there is not a specific crime yet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just the behavior that would lead to that.
		Just thank God people have not carried out his clear commands.
		So, yeah, he's mad about this trial because these lawyers are throwing the case, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Here's another question.
		Are Trump's lawyers tanking the impeachment trial on purpose?
		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or are they just shitty?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump because they've been told to.
		They wouldn't have had a trial unless it was rigged.
		That's why his lawyers are like, Trump actually lost the election and you've done a great job and you proved he's bad.
unidentified		You prove he's guilty.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because it's a bunch of cowards.
		The globalists are making their move.
		All these so-called men are a bunch of pinstripe wearing, knuckle-dragging, dirty, stupid crooks that have screwed this country over and sold it out to China.
		And you've got a consortium of dirtbag lawyers and a consortium of pedophile leftists and just a bunch of nasty hunchback globalists that just absolutely are going to mount this country's head on a wall.
		And I'll tell you why.
		I'll tell you why.
		Because they hate themselves and they're going down.
		Hollywood's going down.
		All the leftist cities are going down.
		And that's because they're run by the same slave master, Satan.
		And now they want to just drag us down with them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How's he going to explain it when Trump gets acquitted?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, how is it going to...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It really is going to be difficult to explain for a lot of people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Beyond saying these guys were just going to acquit no matter what.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why?
		Why?
		If Trump gets acquitted, then why like how are you going to rationalize his lawyers are in on it?
		They're throwing it.
		They wouldn't have a trial if it wasn't rigged.
		Oh, it's rigged to acquit?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The fuck are you talking about?
		This makes no sense.
		He's rambling.
		And you can tell the real dead giveaway that he's probably just fucking coked out of his mind and rambling about nothing is you get to the Satan at the end.
		Oh, of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then it always comes back to him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know why?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'll tell you why.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a real four in the morning party I want to leave kind of moment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex gets to talk about these vaccines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Did you know that there's thousands dead already from the COVID-19 vaccine?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I feel like I would have heard it if there were.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, they're keeping it on the low.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's smart of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one of the things that I think is interesting about this, which is, first of all, it's not true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Second, is that if Alex believes that, then he has to believe that there's about as many deaths from the vaccine as there is from COVID.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's outrageous.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They estimate that one out of 10, conservatively, of adverse reactions gets reported.
		A lot of doctors will tell you it's about one out of 100, probably, really.
		I mean, how many times do you take some of that adverse reaction and you call the CDC and then tell them?
		Okay.
		So thousands of dead people so far from the Pfizer mRNA vaccine.
		Thousands.
		You count Europe, the U.S., Australia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think Pfizer could sue him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think so too, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, he's just making up numbers at the beginning.
unidentified		Oh, totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And also, you don't call the CDC.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Your doctor ends up calling the CDC to report adverse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's why you go to the doctor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, if you have an adverse reaction to something, you will go seek treatment and then they will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they'll be like, oh, we got to report this because it's our job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it would be a really inefficient system to force everyone to be like, hello, CDC.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What frustrates me a lot about Alex's narratives regarding this type of stuff is that, yeah, man, people have already thought of those as problems.
		They happened a long time ago and people were like, oh, let's not do that.
		Like, the reason we have the reporting system is precisely because you wouldn't call the CDC.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You wouldn't do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So the doctor does it for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, the issue where you could get to Alex maybe having a kernel of truth, although he's still making stuff up, is that if you have a headache, that could be considered an adverse reaction.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you might not report that.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it would be something so trivial that you don't seek help with it and you might not even know if it's related.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, maybe one in 10, if you count like minor nonsense that maybe you, maybe my back hurts.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Slight dizziness is often.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have a headache or yeah, or I got up too quick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But what he's saying is just a load of shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I honestly think that some of the stuff that he's saying has a real potential for public health problems.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then you look at what else it does.
		Holy mackerel.
		When you come across a COVID virus, the most common in the world, coronavirus, in the future, most people will have a violent autoimmune reaction.
		And they're going to call that COVID 2022, probably be the name.
		I think it'll be about 2022.
		They'll hit us with it.
		Maybe sooner.
		Hell, maybe next month.
		And it'll be everybody dying.
		Oh, by the way, that's what I didn't tell you.
		Most of these old people that died, they said had already tested positive for COVID.
		Obviously, most of that's fraud, but that's the thing.
		They also said that that's what Wolf King Woodard and another scientist said.
		They said, if you've already had a similar COVID virus or a coronavirus, the same family or COVID-19, the vaccine may cause an autoimmune response and kill you or make you very sick.
		Or later, it'll cause the autoimmune response when you come in contact with one.
unidentified		I mean, this is a death sentence, total death sentence.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And people are going to be dying all around you.
		It'll just be Bill Gates up there smiling like a psychotic at you.
		I mean, they're never going to get away with this.
		Never.
		They're crazy.
		But Hitler didn't get away with it either.
		But he wanted to kill everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's deeply, deeply irresponsible.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is fuck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, this is the level of thinking that this is is witch level.
		Yes.
		Like this is like a pure, we've never advanced beyond thinking that the person with two cats is actually behind illness.
unidentified		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's where we're at.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's where Alex's brain is at.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Developmentally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How is it that we can develop a vaccine for a brand new virus in less than a year?
		And at the same time, we have people who are like, nah, nah, nah, nah.
		See, if you're physically unattractive, chances are you're the one killing everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I read a little bit about some of the folks who have died after getting the vaccine.
		And some of them did test positive for COVID.
		And the belief that the people who were writing about this had were that they had gotten the vaccine when they had already been infected.
		Was in the incubation period.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the vaccine wouldn't be effective at that point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's too late.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And, you know, you're talking about high-risk communities and people who are prioritized for getting the vaccines.
		And, you know, that doesn't, it's not even that high of a number either.
		Like, it's not in the thousands, like Alex is saying.
		But either way, like, this, this kind of misinformation, it stands to really persuade people to have either a belief or an inclination to not disbelieve that this shot is a death sentence.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that can be really, really dangerous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's hard even to imagine, like, okay, it's not the best vaccine.
		And it does have some adverse reactions, but it's going to save a million lives.
		You know, like, or like that kind of level of thing where it's like, yeah, that's worth it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Half a million people are dead, man.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex does the straw man shit all the time of like, everybody pretends the vaccines are totally safe.
		And like, there's never been a bad reaction.
		Like, no, no one says that.
		That's a fake argument that you're making in order to strawman.
		And yeah, it's just it's it's childish.
		And I wish that people would treat him and his arguments with the disdain that they deserve.
		Yeah.
		So Alex gets to talking about Bitcoin, of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Elon Musk, it was just on Rogan, apparently, again, and maybe he's into Bitcoin now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He also has a guy named BitBoy on as a guest later.
unidentified		I'm a motherfucking BitBoy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The weekend.
		You want to laugh, but you can't.
		That was that look of, I can't laugh at this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because it's wrong.
		I'm a motherfucking Bitboy.
		Dan, I'm well past the point of righteous violence.
		That was going through my head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, this guy is just a YouTuber who's into Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies.
		Sure.
		His interview is not interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm surprised.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		YouTubers are always fascinating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I bet he actually has some interesting things to say, and I didn't get any sense of him being a bigot, but I don't know.
		Sure.
		He just was talking about cryptocurrencies.
		Anyway, Alex is against them, but then he interviews this guy in a pretty positive way.
		This is very confusing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Gotcha.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And there is a global government openly announcing itself, and they need to end the dollar as a world reserve currency and bring in the new global digital currency, which will be based on Bitcoin.
		Which, again, is obviously a giant inside job from the beginning, just like Q.
		I told you that 10 years ago, and now you can see it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So why are you having a long interview with a guy who's into Bitcoin who's giving a really positive perspective?
		It's very confusing.
		Also, Alex hasn't been super negative about Bitcoin.
		It's much more complicated than that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He hasn't been a promoter of it, but if he actually thought it was something that was meant to replace the dollar as part of the globalist plan, he wouldn't have had Max Kaiser on for the last 10 years on his show to constantly promote it.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Crypto.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That would be an issue.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His behavior would be totally different.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's the same, actually, as with Q.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If Alex actually thought that there wasn't something in it for him to not fully denounce X, Y, or Z, whether it's QAnon or Bitcoin, his behavior would be totally different.
		He thought that there was an angle that he could play, some sort of hedge in the middle.
		And then once that was clearly not the case, oh, I've known this was a setup all along.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah, His pattern of like denouncing something softly and gently, but then having pro guests on it for an eternity is clear evidence of some sort of like issue he has with, I can't piss someone off.
		There's always someone that can't be pissed off in these situations.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or just like, yeah, it might be worthwhile to not alienate this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe down the road, QAnon becomes something that is profitable for me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So let's keep that lane open until it's too late.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then I can always have been against it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		With Bitcoin, it could have collapsed, left people with nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Could have been something that everyone hates.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then Alex, it'd be great for him to be able to say, I've been against this the whole time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But maybe it's a cool thing.
		And then I could be like, I've had Max Kaiser promoting it on my show for 10 years.
		I'm an old school Bitcoin guy.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, you play both sides, and then you look like a prophet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you're not.
		You're just dumb-dumb.
		Anyway, Trump is on trial because he said some things.
		Sure.
		People did some things.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And hey, what about Kamala Harris?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She said some things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Who hasn't said things?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Curious Kamala Harris cackling like the witch she is talking about killing Trump.
		Will she be impeached?
		Here it is.
unidentified		If you had to be stuck in an elevator with either President Trump, Mike Pence, or Jeff Sessions, who would it be?
		Does one of us have to come out alive?
		You know what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		People think I was overdoing it.
		Play it again so you can hear the actual cackle.
		I mean, I hear they're coming out with a new wizard of Oz.
		She's got the job as the wicked witch.
		Here it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A possible interpretation of that joke is that she would kill herself before going in an elevator with one of them.
		Yeah.
		So, I don't know.
		I think this is a little bit thin.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You think?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, the laughter and crowd applause indicates that this is a different setting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
		Maybe.
		I would argue that there is a different contextual interpretation of someone saying a joke on the Ellen show and someone saying that you should kill one's political enemies in a rally after having said that killing them is fine for a long time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would be dealing with this situation entirely differently if Ellen DeGeneres killed Jeff Sessions in an elevator.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would be furious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say that Kabala Harris was very irresponsible if DeGeneres killed Jeff Sessions in an elevator.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Then we would be, I mean, how could you not?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Then she should be impeached.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, it's still hard not to add the context of the cop was killed in two or three.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in terms of the impeachment stuff from the day before, on the 10th, Alex doesn't deal with much of the, let's say, previously unreleased videos that are real problems.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		For those are issues.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, they certainly contradict his narrative quite a bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Particularly, again, resonating the people chanting, hang Mike Pence, and like people wandering through the halls yelling for Nancy Pelosi.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just the person, the first person going through the window wearing full tactical gear, Confederate flags following along.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I think that everybody has different images that'll probably stick with them.
		That chanting was one that was really, really tough for me.
		And particularly because I spend so much time with Alex's rhetoric and his narratives and like how directly counter this reality is to the game that he's spinning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he just pretends a lot of that didn't happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But this Raskin guy, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The lead counsel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Impeachment manager.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He I know that from watching the impeachment, not from earlier before that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He said some things that Paul Joseph Watson wrote an article about that Alex is pissed about.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, let's start getting to it.
		The slimiest rat-like creature I've seen in a while, Jamie Raskin, has been the leader of the persecution.
		He said that Trump supporters impaled police and stabbed them to death on the 6th, and that on the 6th, Trump supporters burned down a church.
		Well, it's funny because that church is the one that BLM firebombed.
		That church, ladies and gentlemen, is the church that Trump went and visited with the Bible.
		Why would you tell such a gigantic lie out in the open?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Why would you say that St. John's church was burned by Trump supporters?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He didn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that would be an issue.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's like saying that Abraham Lincoln killed Abraham Lincoln.
		No, John Wilkes Booth did.
		I mean, it's just, it's just a, it's like saying my background, my background is red.
		And you're like, no, your background is green today.
unidentified		A what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he might as well just get up there and say, the sky is red at high noon in Texas.
		But again, why does he do that?
		Because he's a lying criminal.
		Everything comes out of his fat mouth solo.
		They put out all these fake videos, everything else.
		And then in his fake crying, he couldn't get an acting part in a third-grader play with that projection.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, the master of similes, Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Projection.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wild.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Outrageous.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Raskin didn't say that people were stabbed on January 6th.
		He was clearly talking about people who are using flagpoles as a weapon against Capitol Police because that's a super resonant image.
		The idea that they're the Capitol Police and they're being attacked by something that has the flag on it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, it is hard to avoid.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If we're taking things super strictly, literally, then yes, no one was run through with a poll.
		But that kind of gives you a sense of the difficulty that Alex and his ilk have spinning this stuff.
		The previously unreleased video, like I said, of the storming really disprove a lot of Alex's narratives.
		And, you know, you really just don't want to deal with that stuff.
		So you retreat to dumb semantics arguments that mean nothing to pretend that that's the entire argument against Trump.
		And it's all a lie.
		No one was impaled.
unidentified		No one was impaled by a javelin thrown from 40 feet away.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We were slamming the cop's head in a door.
unidentified		Come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get it right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		As for the church burning, Alex is playing dumb.
		Raskin said, quote, that's before the second Million MAGA March, a rally that ended in serious violence and even the burning of a church.
		This sentence doesn't say who burned a church, but Alex and Paul Joseph Watson, who wrote the article that Alex is covering, are pretending that it's making an accusatory claim.
		The essence of what Raskin is saying is that Trump has a pattern of inciting events that lead to violence, which isn't really debatable.
		So Alex and Paul have created this fake claim to respond to.
		They're also pretending that Raskin must be talking about the burning of the St. John's Church, which was the church that Trump did his photo op in back in May.
		The person or persons responsible for that fire are still unknown.
		So Alex can't actually prove that anyone from one of his villain groups did it, but he's just decided to report as if that is the case.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, as long as it's unknown, that's fine for him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Raskin could have spoken more clearly, but what he was talking about was the Proud Boys vandalizing the Asbury United Methodist Church and burning banners they've stolen from the church that said Black Lives Matter.
		This is a secondary instance of Alex creating a fake thing to argue against, and he knows exactly what Raskin is talking about.
		The guy who took credit for burning that church's sign has been a guest on Alex's show.
		And the night of January 5th, Alex's employee, Owen Schroyer, recorded himself burning a Black Lives Matter flag in D.C.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's that one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, come on.
		Grow up, asshole.
		No shit.
		Anyway, what's really funny about this is with that lead up that Alex has, he didn't actually watch this clip.
		Oh, he's kind to tell at the end because in the lead up to this, he's saying that Raskin claimed that there was all this on January 6th.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoops.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And just listen to this BS.
jamie raskin ▲ ● ▼		And that's before the second Million Mega March, a rally that ended in serious violence and even the burning of a church.
		And as the president forecast, it was only the beginning.
		On December 19th, 18 days before January 6th, he told his base about where the battle would be, that they would fight next.
		January 6th would be wild, he promised.
		Be there.
		We'll be wild, said the president of the United States of America.
		And that, too, turned out to be true.
		You'll see in the days that followed, Donald Trump continued to aggressively promote January 6th to his followers.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so he's saying that the march that we coordinated that was peaceful that happened in December was the June 1st BLM event that burned the church.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did he say that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Six months apart.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that why?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But it's a public event that happened.
		Trump went and visited it.
		So what does this guy do?
		He inverts it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So you can hear him kind of re-spinning in real time because he realizes that the clip doesn't say what he had already prefaced it to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can hear it very clearly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Okay.
		All right.
		See, now what he's saying is something different from what I said he would say.
unidentified		And so he's liar.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So whose fault do you think it is that Trump has bad lawyers?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, let's see.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Would it be the entire legal profession thinking that his case is both nonsensical and unwinnable?
unidentified		Or him?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Try again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Specific person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Nancy Pelosi?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
		Here's Bruce Caster.
		Let's play clip three.
		Trump's so-called lawyer, who it turns out has sued Trump before.
		Oh, yeah, Trump didn't know that.
		And this is people they give him.
		And this other guy called him.
		Another one of the lawyers called Trump a crook just three months ago and said he's a horrible person.
		And that's his lawyer.
		That's who Trump gets.
		He can say, well, Trump's an idiot.
		I don't even know how to use Google.
		But my God, you better start.
		But see, it's all the son-in-law.
		Man, Trump is under the spell of that Kushner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's Kushner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A lot of buck stops there kind of shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So the secret leader of the deep state has been Kushner the entire time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think Pieczenik has said that maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think this is a relatively Shakespearean tale of a son-in-law betraying his father.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would love to just be able to be like my dream job, if I could have it, would be to be a person who hacks in to Alex's earpiece.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I could just respond like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like from Fletch 2?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen Fletch 2.
		But Alex has an earpiece in that the producers talk to him with.
		And just to be able to hack in and respond in real time would be so great.
		Because I just hear that as we go, boo.
		Well, you're saying that the bad lawyers who he hired a lawyer who sued him in the past, and he didn't know about that.
		And this is Kushner's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You could absolutely convince him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely convince him that that is an anthropomorphized voice in his head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is no doubt in my mind that he would have that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I got my self-doubt in my ear again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex, I'm your conscience.
		And that was bad.
		That was dumb.
		Isn't this guy supposed to be king shit hero guy?
		And he hired a lawyer who sued him because his son-in-law tricked him?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is stuff that even like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is the man I want leading the country.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, Alex, like I said, there's not as much about the impeachment as maybe would be interesting or seems should be merited by this show.
		But he spends quite a while talking to BitBoy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he's a motherfucking BitBoy.
		Yeah.
		We have two clips left.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I'm not talking about BitBoy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have two clips, and I want to ask you if you'd rather go culture war or gossip first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, I feel like culture war is going to be more offensive, and yet somehow I feel like gossip also might wind up with some really fucked up shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So let's go with culture war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Disney.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, I knew it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Disney has fired Gina Carano.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		From The Mandalorian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So a man who is absolutely not a fan of Star Wars, absolutely not appreciative of Star Wars at all, is very angry about one particular character being removed from The Mandalorian.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't know that if I were Disney, I would blame her for Grogu.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		On her way out?
unidentified		Yeah, on the way out, she'd be like, toss all of our baggage under her.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What else do we got?
		Let's get all of it.
		Yeah.
unidentified		Everyone else, everyone be mad at her for all of this shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in reality, what happened was that she had some social media posts, including a particularly offensive one where she compared being Republican to being a Jew in the Holocaust.
		People didn't care much for that.
		No.
		And she was out.
		Alex may not quite understand why she got fired.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What's crazy about it is Disney's virtue signaling, kicking this former MMA lady out because she looks like a big tough man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's the image they want as women as, you know, all the leaders.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, what now?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Idiots.
		Goes back to Married with Children and all those shows where dad's always a moron.
		I mean, that's come out of memos, not just Gamergate, that they want to show an emasculated society.
		But even that wasn't enough for her playing the part of the big male hero.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pedro is the Mandalorian.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trends after Star Wars cancels Gina.
		And I'm not saying she's a bad actress.
		And I'm not saying I dislike women that are strong and have that Amazon type look.
		I think it's very attractive.
		But the point is that she actually groveled and said it was so horrible what happened to the Jews.
		What she was bad with Hitler did.
		And they call it anti-Semitic.
		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex may not quite get the conversation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex, you might be too used to people saying worse things than that and being like, that's anti-Semitic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it actually does make sense because Alex has compared himself to a Jewish person during the Holocaust.
		So for him, yeah, obviously.
		Yeah.
		What she's saying is tame.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's almost like he's like, you're going to fire her for that?
		I have Steve P on my show all the time.
		He's throwing anti-Semitic shit out like fucking candy in a parade.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's interesting to me.
		The part that I find the most interesting outside of Alex's bizarre need to have a sexual psychodrama with his audience.
		Yeah, I don't know why you need to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I can't stand that they put strong female women in roles and make them look strong and powerful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, but this is something you should deal with your therapist with, not your audience.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I absolutely have to air out this problem that I can't sublimate, which is that I both attracted two strong, powerful women and want them destroyed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's weird.
		I wasn't quite sure where he was going as he was talking about this, like what side he was going to land on, because he was being very weird.
		But then when he said she groveled and said the Holocaust was bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why did you say groveled?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, when you say the Holocaust is bad, obviously you're caving to the ADL and the Ku Klux Klan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand that at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What should she have said?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That Hitler was a complete badass?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Stud.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Would that have been what she should have said?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, now we get to gossip.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It would be kind of ridiculous if the guy who said that Hitler was a complete stud and a badass was like, yeah, Gina should have been fired.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I wish that I had a soundboard so I could just play that all the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm afraid that there may be new listeners who don't know that we had a drop that we used to play where Alex says that Hitler and Stalin are total badasses.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Complete badasses.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Studs.
		That's how we used to thank people for gossip to close the show.
		I'll say one of the more rewarding things about listening to Alex's show is getting to find little threads that you can pull that you wouldn't, you know, you'd never have.
		Like there was the story of Buckley's birthday party.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, sure, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A couple years back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The ever-growing changing story of Buckley's birthday party.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What happened at their birthday party?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There was the Nazi hat saga.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's little glimpses that you get into Alex's life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Globalist in the Hot Tub is always a classic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Barton Springs Tales.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All the times he would go down to Barton Springs.
		The hike and bike trail.
		Tales of the hike and bike trail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of interesting things have happened on that trail.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Another thing is that we know a lot about Alex's wife's tennis habits.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot more than I would have expected to learn.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We know that her tennis partner, I believe, was scoping out Antifa at grocery stores.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Has strong ability to do some reconnaissance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She had some intel on Antifa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And now we learn that maybe not all is good in the world of Alex's wife's tennis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe there are some haters.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		My wife is playing tennis with these women she's known a few years.
		And one of them walks up with a real ugly look on her face.
		Oh, I guess what's wrong?
		She goes, I just, what's wrong is what you did at the Capitol trying to overthrow our country.
		Oh, I was like, we were protesting the election.
		That was a handful of people.
		He goes, oh, yeah, right.
		Sure.
		They do this whole act of like, you know, oh, gosh, what you did.
		Oh, it's like the Democrats were just saying, Jamie Raskin says Trump supporters burned down the church too that BLM did publicly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That quick, huh?
		Yeah.
		She's getting the news that quick.
		The turnaround is fast on that.
		That is quick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I understand that it's most likely just a device for him to do like a character or whatever, but I love that there's an entire genre within Alex's world of stories where he complains about the people his wife plays tennis with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's almost doing like Nursery rhyme levels of explaining things in like entail, you know, like this is why we don't touch fire because there's a rabbit that goes around and it touched fire one time and you were like, this is bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Her tennis instructor was like, hey, we should listen to this guy and that's bad.
unidentified		See?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, children, let's move on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like more his wife's tennis world is like a world that's populated by fictional characters that he just gets to cast in little plays.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like a little anime.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whenever he needs somebody to have seen Antifa setting up at the grocery store, well, it's somebody involved in my wife's tennis games.
		You need somebody to play the role of nosy, judgmental Democrat.
		Hey, somebody that my wife's playing tennis with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, it is, strangely enough, the only both combined tennis club and private investigatory agency on.
		You know, it's like whenever you first saw Baskin Robbins and a KFC in the same place, you're like, what are we doing here?
		That's the tennis club.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think you're thinking of Duncan Donuts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's all the same shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's never been a KFC.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Taco Bell and KFC is what I meant.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What am I supposed to know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Never be a Baskin-Robbins ghost.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not the same company.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, they're all young brands.
unidentified		Right, right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I understand this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then Duncan and Baskin Robbins, I think, are the same as the best.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're making a meal out of me mistaking this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's a meal.
		Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut altogether.
		Good meal.
		But don't eat it before you go play tennis with Alex Jones' wife.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You will probably wind up taking a nap and missing out on some crucial information.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Either that or you'll become a story that Alex tells on the show about somebody who ate too much shitty food before playing tennis with his wife.
		That's the new way.
		And that somehow illustrates how the Democrats are evil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the new way to fuck with Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You join his wife's tennis club and you just every now and again walk up to her with an ugly look on your face and just say something reasonable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I had all the time in the world, I'd still not do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds like a real wife's absolutely not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Jordan, we come to the end of this, and I expected a little bit more fireworks, but I mean, he is mad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't get me wrong, he's mad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it almost makes more sense to me.
		You know, like you're saying, this is a coherent-ish response.
		And yeah, like he shouldn't be upset about the impeachment thing.
		He's supposed to think that Trump won the election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, that's why we were.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He should be disappointed in whatever defense there is because they're not saying that Trump won the election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's even better for him that they're terrible lawyers because then you can pretend that they're sandbagging on purpose.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then whenever Trump wins and is acquitted, he's going to be like, see, even in spite of the lawyers that the globalists gave him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		He's so innocent.
		His defense was literally two men going for four hours and he won.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, we'll see how this develops.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Indeed, we will.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's dollgefight.com.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
		It's at Knowledge Jordan Fight.
		Yeah, I go to Bed Jordan.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
unidentified		We are.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's a view that Daljef IT said.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area.
unidentified		We'll be back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But until then, I'm Neo.
		I'm Leo.
		I'm DZX Clerk.
		I'm Daryl Rundas.
		I have no other place to mention this, and it seems perfect here.
		Danny sent me a message, and Norm Pattis' beard is fucking crazy.
		Norm Pattis, trim your goddamn beard.
		It is inappropriate.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a fish Tim Color.
		I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.

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