Jordan has returned from his work-cation in London just in time to have Dan explain what's been going on in the world of Alex Jones for the last week or so. Topics covered include: Does Mexico have an invisible southern wall? Can Alex Jones do a decent Optimus Prime impression? How long can Alex watch CNN without losing his shit? If you torture people, do you have to kill them?
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| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I am Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| I'm back. | ||
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Yay! | |
| I'm back. | ||
| Welcome back to these wonderful, slightly less wonderful than they were before you left America. | ||
| I actually really missed hearing, I love you. | ||
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I love you. | |
| I missed it. | ||
| Yeah, I missed this considerably. | ||
| A big shout-out and thank you to Tyler Snodgrass for filling in. | ||
| He did a great job. | ||
| But this cannot be replicated. | ||
| Whatever we're doing... | ||
| No, my screech cannot be... | ||
| The wonderful surprise and in-depth analysis of Alex Jones' bullshit. | ||
| It turns out those are the only two things that I've ever had. | ||
| I have been waiting my whole life to figure out what my true purpose is, and here we are. | ||
| I'm super thrilled to be able to help you discover it. | ||
| Again, welcome back. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| We're drinking a wonderful red wine from Bogle Vineyards in honor of our Lord and Savior Bogle Jub. | ||
| Praise be. | ||
| But today, Jordan, we got so much on our plate. | ||
| While we analyze the world of Alex Jones and InfoWars. | ||
| Alright, we can't banter back and forth for the first 20 minutes this time? | ||
| We can't do that. | ||
| We have to cut through the bullshit. | ||
| Yes, our great talent. | ||
| We'll definitely stay on target this time, I'm sure. | ||
| I think, honestly, the message or the mission of the show is 100% cutting through the bullshit. | ||
| But we have to cut through our own bullshit here. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So today, we're going to be covering issues that come up on the January 26th and 27th episodes of the Alex Jones Show. | ||
| I wanted to get us fully up to speed. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Up to present day. | ||
| What day is today? | ||
| Today's the 31st. | ||
| Today will be the 1st, February 1st, when this comes out. | ||
| When you are listening to this, listeners. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So I want to fill everyone in on Monday and Tuesday's show, the 30th and the 31st. | ||
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All right. | |
| One fun thing is that Alex, on both episodes, says it's the last day of January to open the show. | ||
| So he's still drunk. | ||
| Him and David Knight both don't know how calendars work. | ||
| David Knight started that Wednesday show saying it was Thursday. | ||
| Everybody knows the globalists added the 28th through the 31st. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| You know, all months should be modeled on February. | ||
| I swear he's probably surprised every day. | ||
| Every morning he's shocked that it's not the same day. | ||
| I bet he's shocked by his own reflection every day. | ||
| Like a goddamn dog. | ||
| So, I don't want to cover everything, and I don't have clips from it, because it doesn't really matter. | ||
| Monday's show was mostly spent making vague death threats to the people who might try and hurt Trump. | ||
| I leave this country for one week, and you fuckers institute a Muslim ban. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I blame all of you for this, not just him, okay? | ||
| It was just you that was holding it back. | ||
| Oh, no, you're right. | ||
| It was my fault. | ||
| It was my fault. | ||
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You have the weight of the world on your shoulders like Atlas. | |
| Exactly like Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he wants everyone to know that if something happens to Trump, you're walking on the fighting side of Alex Jones. | ||
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Okay. | |
| He keeps saying that. | ||
| Also, he has a guest on to discuss the... | ||
| So wait, is he actually saying that if Trump gets murdered... | ||
| It is his personal job to find and bring the killer to justice. | ||
| No, he's rallying the troops. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| He's saying that if that goes down, it's time to shoot people in the streets. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Well, that's good. | ||
| He's also saying that all you people out there who were fine with Trump being killed, if it happens, you will find no quarter. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's a good thing that he's selling guns then, right? | ||
| Gun parts. | ||
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Gun parts. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| All the parts you need to make a gun. | ||
| Also, his other big thing that he goes over on Monday's show. | ||
| That's like selling a banana split, but... | ||
| Like, in different parts and then being like, I don't know why people would use it to combine the three. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| We had no intention of them making a banana split. | ||
| Look, we sold bananas, ice cream, and then other things that are in banana splits. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, the other big part is he talks about the shooting in Quebec. | ||
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All right. | |
| The mosque that got shot up, six dead, 17 wounded, I believe. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And, as we know now... | ||
| From police reports, it was a white dude who was an internet troll and a Trump supporter. | ||
| And, like, literally everybody should have assumed immediately. | ||
| Like, a mosque got shot up. | ||
| We live in a world of white nationalists now. | ||
| It was probably a white nationalist. | ||
| That's the sensible approach. | ||
| But you are a brainwashed globalist zombie. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| So you wouldn't realize that what actually happened was that it was Muslims shooting up a mosque. | ||
| Because they were the more radical Muslim sect, and they were shooting up a progressive Muslim. | ||
| He's just basically saying that, like, the biggest victims of Islam are Muslims. | ||
| Are people who are Islamists. | ||
| We can't trust any of these people. | ||
| And his guest goes on to make the argument that it was a failed false flag. | ||
| It was already a failed false flag. | ||
| Put on by the globalists because they have tons of people who are out at these airports protesting, and this false flag happens. | ||
| Now they're activated. | ||
| Now they shut down everything. | ||
| Chaos. | ||
| Bedlam in the streets. | ||
| Alrighty. | ||
| Wait. | ||
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What? | |
| Do you not understand the premise? | ||
| I don't understand who is shutting things down where there's... | ||
| Okay, so we have protests. | ||
| The protesters that have been mobilized and paid by George Soros... | ||
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Gotcha. | |
| ...are going to start rioting because of this false flag shooting in a Quebec mosque. | ||
| So the globalists hired a white nationalist. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Who has a long history. | ||
| No, he has a long history of white nationalism. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| All right. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| There's no winning! | ||
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Nope. | |
| Absolutely not. | ||
| It's all complete nonsense, and the facts that have been borne out make that episode incredibly embarrassing. | ||
| And I don't really want to... | ||
| To us. | ||
| To Alex. | ||
| No, to humanity. | ||
| Alex, beyond that. | ||
| Beyond that. | ||
| He will still believe that it was... | ||
| He still believes it's a Moroccan. | ||
| He did repeat that claim on Tuesday. | ||
| Of course he did! | ||
| Of course he did! | ||
| Just because things are real doesn't need to tell them. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Like, they're real? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't really want to dissect that too deeply because it's... | ||
| A tragedy? | ||
| It's a tragedy, it's obviously fake, and I don't really feel super great about laughing about a mass murder. | ||
| Uh, yeah, I mean, but that's like, I don't feel super great about waking up every day in America. | ||
| No. | ||
| Because we got a lot of them! | ||
| But as far as, like, the, I mean, I wrestle with this, like, if Sandy Hook comes back up on his show, how do we cover that? | ||
| Because he's a denier, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, what do we do? | ||
| I don't want to... | ||
| Well, here's what would happen. | ||
| I would like to laugh at his craziness, but I don't want to diminish... | ||
| No, what it would be is just an hour and 45 minutes of me barking into the microphone like an angry dog. | ||
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Come at me! | |
| That's what it would be. | ||
| Realistically, you're probably right. | ||
| It would be so many minutes of that. | ||
| So, also on Tuesday's show, we get a big piece of news. | ||
| And that is that Alex Jones is opening up a Washington Bureau of InfoWars. | ||
| Thank you, Jesus. | ||
| This show needed a reason to become relevant. | ||
| That is all we needed. | ||
| He has got an editor. | ||
| We just got radicalized is what just happened. | ||
| I've been radicalized. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I did insinuate on an earlier podcast that I hope he gets hit by a truck. | ||
| So there is that. | ||
| You advocated COG. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| I did advocate COG. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| So he has an editor. | ||
| And this is a very exciting piece of news. | ||
| That he has an editor? | ||
| Well, he has a guy to run the Washington Bureau. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's a guy named Jerome Corsi. | ||
| I don't know if you've ever heard of this cat. | ||
| Sounds fake. | ||
| He is a 70-year-old man who wrote an entire book about Barack Obama having a fake birth certificate. | ||
| How do you write an entire book about that? | ||
| Isn't that just a sentence? | ||
| I might actually be overstating that. | ||
| He did write a scathing book about Barack Obama, but one of his big pieces was that Obama has a fake birth certificate. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Which is, I mean, totally true. | ||
| Well, as we know now, since he's been deported by the fucking Muslim ban. | ||
| Wait, did that not happen? | ||
| Strange. | ||
| Hold on, let me walk back my walking back. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| Jerome Corsi wrote the book, Where's the Birth Certificate? | ||
| A book that questions Obama's American citizenship. | ||
| Prior to its May 2011 release, the book enjoyed a buzz-building teaser article and a heavily trafficked Drudge Report website. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I remember whenever Wendy's used that slogan. | ||
| Where's the birth certificate? | ||
| Where's the birth certificate? | ||
| He also wrote many conspiracy theory articles about how the USA is about to merge with Mexico and Canada. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| So he's a 70-year-old kook. | ||
| That would be fun. | ||
| Wouldn't that be fun? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Great tacos. | ||
| If we just had a North American conglomerate. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't fucking... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think it would be great. | ||
| I think you'd have a lot of people just moving freely amongst the countries. | ||
| And enjoying nature. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's basically the big things from Monday and Tuesday's show, but now it's important that we get back to the 26th of January. | ||
| This would be Thursday. | ||
| Oh, that's right, because we're... | ||
| Yeah, now I remember what day we're on. | ||
| We have to jump back to the past, because a lot more... | ||
| I was about to say, isn't that the last day of January? | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| A lot more juicy stuff happened on the 26th and 27th. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And we're going to have to wrestle with a bunch of it. | ||
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All right. | |
| Let's do this. | ||
| So what would you rather deal with first? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Why is it a choice? | ||
| You get an A or a B. Would you like to deal with matters of the East or matters of the South? | ||
| God, I assume it's going to be way more racist when we go to the East. | ||
| So let's do it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is some issues... | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| I don't know how to use my own email, guys. | ||
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Oh no. | |
| Big shout out to Gmail being shitty. | ||
| Okay, so one of Alex's massive narratives on the 26th show is about China. | ||
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Oh, of course. | |
| And, you know, some of the more important points about it. | ||
| Communist China. | ||
| Let her rip, Alex. | ||
| Let's hit a few of these stories. | ||
| Chinese propaganda. | ||
| This is up on DrudgeReport.com on the right-hand side. | ||
| New Hollywood movie depicts Trump-like president killing the U.S. It's an InfoWars story by Jamie White. | ||
| White. | ||
| Oh, God, no! | ||
| Wait, did you pause that or did you just know when the pause was? | ||
| No, it's just a long... | ||
| That was just a long-ass pause? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay, all right. | ||
| Movies I go to see. | ||
| Have pro-communist Chinese propaganda in them. | ||
| It's getting more and more obvious. | ||
| Anti-Trump CHICOMs buying up Hollywood. | ||
| So, we have to take a little bit of a step back here and unpack this. | ||
| What's CHICOM? | ||
| Chinese companies. | ||
| Maybe? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Did he just rearrange Chinese Communists and then... | ||
| He might be, yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He uses Chai Com as like a dirty word, like you might say Ruski or something like that, you know? | ||
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Okay. | |
| So he has this big fear... | ||
| At least he's not saying Jap. | ||
| I mean, that's fine. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I mean, I assume that if he didn't know where somebody came from, he would probably use that for all Asian people. | ||
| Dirty coolies. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has this thing that he doesn't understand. | ||
| That is, China is a massive emerging market, especially for entertainment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So a lot of movies aren't going to be harshly critical of China in the way he might want. | ||
| Quick question. | ||
| What? | ||
| Which movies? | ||
| Well, he's really mad at Michael Bay, so he takes aim at, like... | ||
| Michael Bay? | ||
| But he's the most jingoistic filmmaker there's ever been! | ||
| We'll get to why he's mad at Michael Bay in a minute. | ||
| He made Pearl Harbor. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Which is a jerk-off America fest. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Except for Ben Affleck is in it. | ||
| But he apparently put some positive messages about the Chinese in, like, Revenge of the Fallen, the Transformers movie. | ||
| How? | ||
| Well, I mean, yeah, they're the only people who watch that movie. | ||
| So he flashes up all these... | ||
| He has movies that are apparently full of Chinese propaganda, and one of them is Furious 7. I'm like, I don't know about that. | ||
| That is not possible. | ||
| I love that movie, and fuck off. | ||
| Furious 7 is family propaganda for unconventional family units. | ||
| Yeah, mild crime-involved families. | ||
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Well, yeah. | |
| So he also has this thing that he... | ||
| But The Rock is in the FBI, right? | ||
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God damn it. | |
| He's so good. | ||
| He's so good. | ||
| That movie is the best. | ||
| I can't wait for eight. | ||
| Let's change this podcast to just being a Furious 7 podcast. | ||
| I'm not against it. | ||
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Next episode just clips from Furious 7. Every episode you should slip one in there. | |
| There's more truth in Furious 7 than in any episode of the Alex Jones show. | ||
| So speaking of truths, he says at the end there that the Chinese are buying up Hollywood. | ||
| And in order... | ||
| Which he has already talked about because one guy... | ||
| Brought shares in one little thing. | ||
| And now it's time to fully put that bullshit to bed. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, he cites an article on Infowars.com. | ||
| Which, my favorite thing is he cites the articles that he's citing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's the owner of the site. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it gives it credibility because there's a link to it on Drudge. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And now it's on Infowars.com. | ||
| So I went and I checked out that article, and the only link as a source that they have is a hot-linked piece of text that is like, the Chinese are buying up Hollywood studios. | ||
| I clicked on that. | ||
| It goes to another Infowars page that is just a video clip of Alex saying that. | ||
| So, that's their sourcing. | ||
| We've got an Ouroboros of lie. | ||
| It gets worse. | ||
| Oh, how could it not? | ||
| So, in the video, if you watch it, Alex flashes up an article from The Hollywood Reporter. | ||
| That is about this guy who is this Chinese billionaire. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I have pulled out some very relevant pieces of information from that article that Alex willfully ignores in order to make his bullshit propaganda point. | ||
| You have been saving up this anger since I've been gone. | ||
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I'm so mad. | |
| You've been saving up. | ||
| I can tell you're bringing a lot more rage than usual. | ||
| So this is a quote from the guy, Wanda. | ||
| I believe Wanda is the name of the company that he owns. | ||
| He's a super billionaire. | ||
| He is super crazy rich. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I wanted to acquire one of the big six, but whether we can is a different story. | ||
| It's uncertain. | ||
| I might as well start from wherever I can, such as through investment with all six, he says bluntly, outlining his strategy. | ||
| We will continue to work on a potential acquisition, but it won't hurt to start by doing what we can. | ||
| Participating via investment seems like a wise choice for the time being. | ||
| Okay, so his plan actually is to buy one of the studios. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And what he's doing to get his foot in the door is investing in all of them, hoping that sooner or later one of them will, like... | ||
| Because even if you're a billionaire, you can't just buy a Hollywood studio. | ||
| That's not how being a billionaire works. | ||
| No, they're so expensive. | ||
| You know how they have those Time Warner AOL mergers, you know? | ||
| It doesn't happen because one guy is like, okay, AOL's mine now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this article also... | ||
| Has some interviews with people who know him and know the movie business. | ||
| But those closer to the industry are skeptical of the notion that Wanda is motivated or would ever be foolish enough to try and force anything resembling Chinese propaganda upon the US audience. | ||
| Quote, Since Hollywood is already altering their films to make them China-friendly, or at least China-neutral, to gain market access there, I don't think you need Wanda to buy in to really change things, says Stanley Rosen, a professor of... | ||
| of political science at USC. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Say someone at Sony starts sending emails saying we're under tremendous pressure from Wanda to make pro-China films. | ||
| That would be devastating to their business all over the world. | ||
| Thomas Tull, founder and CEO of Legendary, says Wang has left Tull's management team in place and has given no indication of wanting a say in the studio's content. | ||
| He's an unabashed businessman, says Tull, and that's what he talks about constantly. | ||
| What is the bottom line? | ||
| Okay, now, hold. | ||
| So, if what he said made sense, we wouldn't live in the world we live in. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| I mean, just because he wouldn't put pressure on people to put a pro-China. | ||
| It's like how you see NBC whenever they cover stuff. | ||
| They don't purposefully cover certain things in order to present a certain narrative because the owner said they had to. | ||
| But just by the virtue of them being working for this guy, they feel an implicit pressure to avoid pissing him off. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Like the fucking apprentice. | ||
| But he has no indication that he wants any of that shit. | ||
| Yeah, but billionaires want billionaire shit. | ||
| Who knows what they really want? | ||
| It seems like he wants money. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| But if you're putting pro-China propaganda into something, that wouldn't be as damaging as people would say. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I also think I found the quote from this article that really is what this is all about. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is a quote from Wanda himself. | ||
| He says, fuck bitches and make money. | ||
| This is about Trump. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| As a businessman, I believe he's somewhat successful, but not extremely successful. | ||
| He notes with a sense of amusement. | ||
| He grants that the way Trump makes money from his name seems quite smart. | ||
| But I do consider him to have achieved real success. | ||
| He doesn't compare to America's real mega-rich, Bill Gates, for example, or other great entrepreneurs. | ||
| Maybe that's what this is about. | ||
| Just pissing all up on Trump? | ||
| No, this guy is talking a little bit of shit, and Alex is... | ||
| Gotta make him the figurehead of my whole propaganda campaign against China, lying and saying he's trying to buy all six studios. | ||
| Now, if you want to hear something else that makes this guy, this Wang gentleman, sound pretty fucking cool, listen to this. | ||
| When I ask Wang, near the end of our time together, what sorts of thoughts he has when he contemplates the improbable arc of his life, he says he mostly feels lucky. | ||
| Lucky to have come of age when China was undergoing its reform. | ||
| Quote, 30 years ago, people in China all had the same life. | ||
| We were given rations of food, he says. | ||
| The reform gave us the right to choose, and the freedom of choice allowed people with a will and an ambition to achieve. | ||
| In the past, only the emperor could drink this tea, says Wang before we part, with one of his biggest grins of the morning. | ||
| Today, anyone with enough money can buy it. | ||
| That seems like it's right in the vein of fucking capitalism that Alex Jones should really support. | ||
| Well, yeah, that's what happened to China after, yeah, in the 80s they did switch over to a... | ||
| So that's one of the big things. | ||
| Russia is not a communist society. | ||
| China is not a communist society. | ||
| No. | ||
| What they're using communists as shorthand for is an oligarchical society. | ||
| Because communism, yet again, is not a system of governance. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| It's an economical system. | ||
| And they switched over to a capitalist system. | ||
| We talked about this on the first episode. | ||
| This is part of Alex Jones' worldview. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that is, socialism leads to communism. | ||
| Which doesn't make sense. | ||
| And communism isn't communism. | ||
| It's utter authoritarian rule of the state. | ||
| Right, like what we have now in the United States. | ||
| And that's what the globalists want to create. | ||
| For everywhere? | ||
| But isn't that what he wants? | ||
| It looks that way. | ||
| It seems like he wants that, right? | ||
| His actions seem to indicate that. | ||
| Like, he's basically said he wants Trump to be a king. | ||
| More or less. | ||
| So that's what he's talking about. | ||
| Either way, we have a couple of differences in opinion on this guy, this Chinese guy. | ||
| But what we can take away from that- Well, I hate all billionaires. | ||
| Oh, me too. | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| As long as we start there. | ||
| As far as billionaires go, he seems like he's in the top bit. | ||
| Like he's the most billionaire? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He seems like he has a decent head on his shoulders. | ||
| He's one of the cooler billionaires. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But anyway, taking all that aside, the article in no way indicates that he wants to buy all six studios. | ||
| No. | ||
| It has nothing to do with that. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| And I even left out all the human interest parts about him going to movies with his mom and thinking that Chinese and Asian stories are underrepresented in the media and stuff like that. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| Just super valid. | ||
| That's not probably true. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| I agree with him. | ||
| If you have a market share that's growing, and to the point where movies bomb here, get saved by overseas markets. | ||
| Yeah, isn't that what happened with the Underworld movies? | ||
| So many of them. | ||
| Warcraft. | ||
| Warcraft, that's right. | ||
| The one that was based on that ship board game, Battleship. | ||
| That did well in China? | ||
| Yeah, all of these big blockbusters end up doing well over there, because they aren't great movies, but they're exciting. | ||
| They are exciting. | ||
| They cross cultures because they're exciting. | ||
| Anyway, Alex is pissed about some stuff about the chai comms. | ||
| He's still drunk. | ||
| About the chai comms, and they're making a movie, and it's insulting to America. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And we're going to explore this and find just how little he has in the tank. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| He's got nothing. | ||
| Now listen to this with a straight face. | ||
| Hollywood is set to begin work on Little America. | ||
| How about they put out a... | ||
| A movie like Americans Have Small Penises. | ||
| That'd be even better. | ||
| Or Americans Are All Stupid. | ||
| I mean, this is just to demoralize us. | ||
| Hollywood is a complete sworn enemy of this country. | ||
| What? | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's Little America about? | ||
| We're going to get to that. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| To cool your jets. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| In their own crazy bubbles, so desperate to destroy us. | ||
| That they have now gone even more over the top than I thought they could. | ||
| What a joke. | ||
| So worthless, so bankrupt, so over, so despised, so bypassed, that they're in a love fest with a collapsing communist dictatorship that has a fake stock market and is already collapsing. | ||
| He just described Russia! | ||
| China is descending into hell. | ||
| Let me continue. | ||
| Hollywood, I guess Chi-Com would, or Trader would. | ||
| Hollywood is set to begin work on Little America. | ||
| Talk about the most brazen propaganda. | ||
| I'm sorry, I can't read this with straight facts. | ||
| Hollywood is set to begin work on Little Pee-Pee. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Hollywood is set to begin work on Little Ding Dong. | ||
| Okay, I apologize, folks. | ||
| Hollywood is set to begin work on Little America. | ||
| But do you realize what was going on there? | ||
| But what's Little America about? | ||
| We're going to get to that in the next clip. | ||
| It's so important to illustrate. | ||
| When he has something that he's going on, he has nothing. | ||
| All he has there is that terrible dick joke. | ||
| Yeah, and that's bad. | ||
| Yeah, and it's like... | ||
| Also, he didn't even complete the rule of threes. | ||
| He went little pee-pee, little ding-ding, and then just back to little America. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| Fuck you, Alex Jones. | ||
| Don't apologize to me. | ||
| So in this clip... | ||
| I only want sincere apologies, which we have not yet heard. | ||
| Not a one. | ||
| Not one sincere apology. | ||
| So in this clip, he'll get to the plot. | ||
| And they're openly buying up Hollywood. | ||
| And they're openly going to put out anti-American films. | ||
| In America. | ||
| What? | ||
| In America? | ||
| I think I actually... | ||
| No, here's the plot. | ||
| We've got to get to it. | ||
| The plot of the movie follows a former American force recon member. | ||
| Oh, see, our special forces join with the Chinese. | ||
| Oh, you can't make this up. | ||
| The plot of the movie. | ||
| The plot. | ||
| Skip the break. | ||
| I have to do this. | ||
| This is too funny. | ||
| I'm going to get serious right now. | ||
| I'm going to get calls. | ||
| I'm actually going to read this in the voice of Optimus Prime. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| The plot of the movie follows a former American force recon Marine who was hired by the Chinese billionaire to infiltrate an American ghetto and rescue his daughter. | ||
| See, it's okay that he works for the Chinese because he's rescuing his daughter, see, in creating a race war. | ||
| I can't believe this is even allowed to go on. | ||
| What? | ||
| First off, that isn't a bad Optimus Prime impression. | ||
| It's not terrible. | ||
| He clearly thought that was his only good impression. | ||
| And that's when he started doing it. | ||
| This is a more full part of our exploration of whether or not Alex can do voices. | ||
| Yeah, we're on several parts into this now. | ||
| So far, Cookie Monster, okay. | ||
| Black people, not good. | ||
| No, really bad. | ||
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Optimus Prime, okay. | |
| Optimus Prime isn't bad! | ||
| So, the plot of the movie is this Special Forces guy gets contracted by a... | ||
| Chinese billionaire. | ||
| United States and China has taken over as a world power. | ||
| Right. | ||
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So America is kind of ghettoized in many ways. | |
| Like in... | ||
| Movies. | ||
| In a lot of movies. | ||
| In a lot of movies. | ||
| That date back a long time. | ||
| Like in Blade Runner. | ||
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Sure. | |
| So, a lot of dystopian movies. | ||
| A lot of dystopian. | ||
| Escape from L.A. is crazy. | ||
| Because it turns out it was actually a documentary. | ||
| Escape from L.A. is exactly the plot of the movie we're living in right now. | ||
| So, also important is that Alex completely misunderstands what he's reading. | ||
| In real time, he thinks that the guy, the Special Forces guy... | ||
| Starting a race war. | ||
| Well, that part is not anywhere in there. | ||
| No, that's clearly there. | ||
| But Alex also thinks that the Special Forces guy is going in to save his own daughter when he's saving the Chinese billionaire's daughter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's fucking stupid. | ||
| Yeah, he was hired by an outside contractor to fulfill a job. | ||
| As opposed, instead of it being the plot to Taken, it's once removed the plot to Taken. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So, Alex tries to riff on this some more, and, I mean, this is just indicative of his fucking rusty chops. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And now they're set to just take it over. | ||
| I mean, the worst the movie is, they're just unwatchable, but it's all red flags and the Chinese president saving everyone. | ||
| Who could make up the trashiness of Hollywood? | ||
| So many people in Hollywood. | ||
| Transformers, the age of extinction. | ||
| Pro-China propaganda. | ||
| Yeah, even mainstream media just admits this, but they hide it in plain view. | ||
| Okay, China's taking over everything. | ||
| Okay, the Chinese president, they're in Switzerland at the Davos meeting, says he'll take over, don't worry. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| I thought he meant that the Chinese president lives in Switzerland. | ||
| Oh, no, he was at the Davos meeting. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is another thing. | ||
| Which is the one about Davos? | ||
| That's the one about climate change? | ||
| No, that's the education secretary. | ||
| Devos? | ||
| Alright, sorry. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| I just don't want to think of her name or the fact that she's allowed to continue existing. | ||
| Yeah, Devos is like a gathering of world powers and some celebrities and stuff like that. | ||
| Okay, cool. | ||
| It's basically like everyone is not spooked out by Bilderberg anymore. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whenever he brings it up, so he has to come up with a new one that's shady. | ||
| So we've got a new boogeyman. | ||
| Yeah, we have, like, Bohemian Grove doesn't give me a boner anymore. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Bilderberg isn't exciting. | ||
| You can't just say trilateral commission and we all piss our pants. | ||
| No, right. | ||
| Davos. | ||
| And we all kind of think the UN's okay now. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| All except our president. | ||
| Well, I mean, just about everything he doesn't think is okay. | ||
| Ooh, everything's bad. | ||
| Everything's bad! | ||
| You got, like, his hands on his hips like... | ||
| What have I caught you doing in the cookie jar? | ||
| How dare you not let us have one-sided deals? | ||
| This is the Chinese president. | ||
| The Chinese dictator is actually like Optimus Prime, and then Trump's head is on Megatron. | ||
| This is off the rails. | ||
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Prepare to die, Megatron. | |
| And it's the Chinese president. | ||
| And then Trump's like, no, you will never defeat me. | ||
| I'm evil. | ||
| Or put Pepper's head on Megatron. | ||
| I mean, the propaganda is so unwatchable, but you go in and full-grown American men sit there and go, get them, yeah, get them, oh, yeah, get them. | ||
| They have the NFL coming out against the Second Amendment now. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| I like the NFL. | ||
| It's time to turn the guns in. | ||
| I believe in Obama now. | ||
| I hate John Wayne. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| The Chinese president's head can be on Optimus Prime and they can resurrect John Wayne and put his head on Megatron and have the Chinese president cut the head off John Wayne. | ||
| I'm John Wayne. | ||
| I'm evil. | ||
| And then he comes back to Megatron. | ||
| No, not a good one. | ||
| Yeah, he failed on that real fast. | ||
| I can't even believe this anymore. | ||
| But this is how dumbed down their constituents are. | ||
| Let me stop right there. | ||
| So, I mean, we get it now. | ||
| That was a homeless man's rambling. | ||
| And keep in mind, that was crazy. | ||
| We're living in one of the most dangerous times ever. | ||
| Our country is falling apart. | ||
| That was a 14-year-old sketchbook during American history class. | ||
| That is all he knows about American history. | ||
| Ooh, the Chinese president's gonna be Optimus Prime. | ||
| Put his head on Optimus Prime and then Trump's head on Megatron. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Which is a... | ||
| Great fucking album cover. | ||
| And so then the Chinese president is also going to resurrect John Wayne. | ||
| Who is now evil. | ||
| Who is now... | ||
| No, no. | ||
| He's still good. | ||
| Well, now once he gets killed. | ||
| The Chinese president is evil. | ||
| And he's going to cut off John Wayne's... | ||
| I am evil. | ||
| He bailed on that so fast. | ||
| He did. | ||
| He bailed on John Wayne so fast. | ||
| But, like, I think... | ||
| I mean, I love this because it's kind of a guy trying to have fun. | ||
| You know, like, he's trying. | ||
| He was, God. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
| It was such rambling nonsense. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| His laugh was even better, though. | ||
| I was such a big fan of his crazy, insane person laugh. | ||
| His fake laugh? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's worse than Dr. Robotnik laughing in, like, Sonic games. | ||
| It's so fucking fake. | ||
| It is the Final Fantasy X Titus of Laughs. | ||
| So Alex wants to wrap up with the Chi-Coms taking over Hollywood storyline with this little gem. | ||
| And they're openly buying up Hollywood, and they're openly going to put out anti-American films in America. | ||
| I almost just want to say to all the evil people that want to serve this, go ahead and destroy everything then. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| There are a lot of good people in this country. | ||
| A lot of children that don't deserve this. | ||
| But man, crazy people screaming kill Trump in front of their students. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Did you hear the students freaking out in the background? | ||
| So he's talking about a clip he played earlier of a teacher had like a projector screen in her classroom of the Trump inauguration. | ||
| She's got a water gun and she's shooting it and saying die. | ||
| But also... | ||
| That's actually... | ||
| I don't know if that's good. | ||
| It's not great. | ||
| I do not think that's great. | ||
| I don't think it's great, but from the clip, there's no indication there's anyone else in the room. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| He's saying that students are freaking out. | ||
| She's not in class. | ||
| She might have been. | ||
| I don't know that to be true. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| From the source given, it could just be... | ||
| Was it a false flag operation? | ||
| It might have been. | ||
| It seems like it would be a false flag. | ||
| At least a dirty dossier. | ||
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It's at least. | |
| But this clip isn't done. | ||
| And Madonna and everybody and all these major newspapers saying somebody needs to kill Trump. | ||
| I'm here to tell you people something. | ||
| You're running your mouths and you're going to get hurt. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| Talk shit, get hit. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I'm not running my mouth, okay? | ||
| Look what we've done in 21 years to you in the information war. | ||
| But I gotta tell you, everybody has really gotten a normalcy bias, a learned helplessness, where we just accept being crapped all over. | ||
| And I'm sorry. | ||
| Trump's great. | ||
| He's strong. | ||
| He's bringing back optimism. | ||
| The approval rating is surging. | ||
| It's wonderful. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's going down so fast. | ||
| But he needs to come out against communist China now. | ||
| Hasn't he? | ||
| And I'm directing the crew. | ||
| I rarely direct them. | ||
| I'm directing the crew to focus on this and to take the lead that this writer has done. | ||
| And I'm going to ask Watson and his brother and all the rest of our crew to focus on Communist China because it really hit me today. | ||
| This is an electronic cultural red dawn by the Communist Chinese who are at Davos admitting they're going to keep us in line. | ||
| No, you're not! | ||
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What? | |
| You are outrageous! | ||
| Now I need... | ||
| Okay, the mic's going down. | ||
| I need you to enjoy a sip of wine, because what's about to happen is a string of crazy threats that are so great. | ||
| I will be taking notes. | ||
| Trump is absolutely right to be sending aircraft carriers. | ||
| We need weapon systems on them, and we need to kick them out of here. | ||
| And no more Chinese anchor babies. | ||
| I'm sick of it. | ||
| I can't go to China and have a baby for free. | ||
| If I practiced yoga at a park, they'd kill me! | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I almost smashed this microphone just to make my point. | ||
| It's not normal that just Christ went in with the money changers and overturned the tables. | ||
| I think I'm going to buy like some brand new super awesome car and take a sledgehammer to it to sacrifice like $100,000 in front of everybody because all these people don't care about money. | ||
| First of all, there's no way he can afford to do that. | ||
| He does not understand that at all. | ||
| No, he couldn't do that. | ||
| But, but, but that was the, no, the Jesus went into the money changers because they were screwing up the temple. | ||
| They were in the sacred place. | ||
| By his own admission, he would just be thrown, God. | ||
| But here's where he, here's where he shows his cards as a weasel. | ||
| Serious question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Has he ever read the Bible? | ||
| Probably in verse form, like maybe a verse a day calendar or something like that. | ||
| Is he just looking at like, Like, those work memes at an office, which is like, keep your chin up, slugger! | ||
| I think we got a verse right here. | ||
| 2 Thessalonians 3.1. | ||
| This is the verse on his calendar, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Pray for us, that the word of the Lord may have free course and be glorified, even as it is with you. | ||
| Oh, well then, yeah, I believe Trump. | ||
| Sure, yeah, but... | ||
| That solved it. | ||
| So, he's gonna smash up this car, and it sounds like this thing where he's gonna be like... | ||
| Showing everyone's decadence and showing everyone's love of money. | ||
| Isn't he just kind of bragging about his money? | ||
| Here's where he shows that he's a weasel. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Oh, don't do it. | ||
| I'm going to have a clock winding down to the death of the car. | ||
| As your freedom dies, as everything else dies, as your whole culture dies, people only care about some stupid car. | ||
| But, of course, for $100,000, I'll get $10 million in publicity. | ||
| And actually warn people and save people. | ||
| It's just a form of advertising. | ||
| No, you can't do that. | ||
| It's just a form of advertising. | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
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What? | |
| Sleazy fuck. | ||
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What was... | |
| No! | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He just invalidates his whole idea of a metaphorical... | ||
| Yeah, the whole idea was then just turned into like... | ||
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No! | |
| The only reason that that gesture would have any power is the sacrificing of the- Is if he actually threw it away instead of made a shit ton of money off of it. | ||
| Yeah, he's a manipulative fuck. | ||
| I don't think he understands most of what anything is. | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| Look the way my hands are. | ||
| I'm looking at your hands. | ||
| Here is where the threats start. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's so fucking awesome. | ||
| All right, all right. | ||
| We're taking a wrecking ball to this country and have been doing it, and to you, you should take it personal. | ||
| Everyone's been trained to be so self-centered, and I'm going to Zach's call. | ||
| They say, again, I don't care if they shut down coal power plants. | ||
| I don't have any coal stock. | ||
| That's the whole price of energy going up, moron. | ||
| Or I don't care if the stock market goes down. | ||
| I'm not the stock market. | ||
| Almost every company that you depend on or your business works with is. | ||
| So if it goes down, we're going to be in a freaking depression. | ||
| With half the public not working and brainwashed, everything's going to burn down. | ||
| How does that sound to you? | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| I'm ready to go to war with whoever wants to go to war right now. | ||
| The Islamists, the Chai Cums. | ||
| I pray to God you be brought love. | ||
| I beg Christ and the Father that you murdering scum be destroyed! | ||
| We'll be right back with your phone calls, you maggot murderers! | ||
| We'll get you no matter what! | ||
| You murderers! | ||
| You scumbag vampires! | ||
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I'll see you! | |
| That was fucking... | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That was from Troy, right? | ||
| Homer wrote that speech. | ||
| Homer wrote that speech. | ||
| That was Achilles' rage-filled Achilles. | ||
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We will destroy you, Hector! | |
| Jesus! | ||
| I only... | ||
| God, if he had done his Optimus Prime voice... | ||
| How fucking fake is that anger? | ||
| That was... | ||
| He slammed his hand on the table, right? | ||
| Multiple times. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And how fucking fake is that religious fervor, too, that, like, in the middle of his fake anger, he's screaming, I pray to God! | ||
| Like, I can't even do his voice in yelling. | ||
| That angry? | ||
| It's so... | ||
| I pray to God! | ||
| That you be brought low! | ||
| That you be brought... | ||
| Lord, bring them low. | ||
| Bring them low. | ||
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Swing low, sweet Jesus. | |
| Chai Com's gonna tear you down. | ||
| So this next clip, I don't really know, I don't remember what it is, but the label of it, the title of it is Jerk Off Fantasy About Scum. | ||
| So that's probably pretty angry. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| What blows me away is just how many collaborators there are, that the entire MSM, pretty much the whole complex, is literally anti-America and has a vicious hatred of this country, even though they live here and their whole future is based on how well we do. | ||
| They're delusional because they imagine they're with the power structure and they believe because they're in these little hives of traitors that they're invincible. | ||
| It's like a bunch of criminals getting together and convincing themselves they can rob Fort Knox. | ||
| You're not going to get away with it. | ||
| And we watched you building this thing. | ||
| We're just giving you rope, giving you rope, warning everybody, get ready. | ||
| Now wait, when they start coming, the public that hadn't been listening is going to listen. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Boom, activation! | ||
| We have been in a stand-up attack position for 50 years waiting for you, and now we just metrically went five levels bigger. | ||
| Now you want to fight? | ||
| You attack us, we get even bigger. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| It's called the American plan, dumbasses. | ||
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We only let you build our strength ready to crush you in the end. | |
| We're going to suck up and roll up the whole global system. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Get ready to fail. | ||
| Because I've decided you probably need to know how you're going to be destroyed. | ||
| Because a lot of your top people already know this, but I think the minions in people need to know that you're going to be used as examples of what scum and traitors are for decades and decades and generations to come. | ||
| You're all going to be held up as the standard of filth. | ||
| Your defeat will be the birth of the new millennium, as Trump said, empowering humanity. | ||
| Your strength is our weakness. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Look at Trump supporters versus your minions. | ||
| You truly have created twisted, fallen, scared, frightened, confused mental patients. | ||
| But you're not going to get the rest of us. | ||
| And somehow we're going to try to resuscitate the zombie horde. | ||
| But a lot of them are too far gone. | ||
| I've seen them. | ||
| They're gone. | ||
| We have a full right to defend ourselves from the witches like Hillary and that other harpy, Madonna, who are the opposite of the beautiful spirit of womanhood. | ||
| You are monsters. | ||
| And it's why you're obsessed with claiming you dominate and run women. | ||
| You are what you claim men are trying to do. | ||
| You're there to dominate the spirit of women and suck off of it and bathe in its essence, its blood, and to infuse yourselves. | ||
| You're the metaphysical version of who was that famous royal that would kill babies and bathe in their blood. | ||
| I mean, you people are sick. | ||
| You apply cosmetics of dead Chinese babies and take collagen injections of their melted-down fat, so you're already there. | ||
| Let's go out to break. | ||
| Wait, did he say that... | ||
| Rich actresses crush babies and turn them into collagen. | ||
| They're made of babies. | ||
| Yeah, they're made of babies. | ||
| He said they were made of babies. | ||
| Yeah, that's probably based on a Project Veritas video or something like that. | ||
| I feel like they aren't made of babies. | ||
| I feel like you might be right. | ||
| I'm not sure, but I feel like... | ||
| I just don't think that's a tenable business model. | ||
| It is if you're a chai com. | ||
| But, I mean, nobody... | ||
| The start of that company must have been... | ||
| Like, did they switch to babies to save money? | ||
| Like, what happened? | ||
| You see them on Shark Tank. | ||
| It's like, all right, here's what we want to do. | ||
| Mr. Wonderful, or whatever his fucking name is. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| What we want to do is we want to crush up babies and put them in actresses' lips. | ||
| $20 million. | ||
| That's such a... | ||
| What bank is going to approve that mission statement? | ||
| It seems bizarre, but also... | ||
| What's your business model? | ||
| Oh, we're going to crush out babies and inject them into... | ||
| Ooh, you're good at business. | ||
| Yeah, sound finances. | ||
| We're in. | ||
| The title of that clip... | ||
| Shockingly accurate. | ||
| That was just a J slash O fantasy. | ||
| That was a jerk-offs. | ||
| You will be held up as the example of scum. | ||
| Now, here's the thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're gonna win a war. | ||
| A culture war. | ||
| I would say don't tell other people how you're gonna destroy them. | ||
| It's kind of Bond villain-ish. | ||
| You probably want to keep that a secret. | ||
| Like, isn't that just good strategy? | ||
| Yeah, again, it's like a Bond movie where the guy gives away too much and then Bond ends up... | ||
| Well, now that we know how we're going to be destroyed, we can stop it. | ||
| We don't know how we're going to be destroyed. | ||
| We just know that we're going to be held up as examples for generations to come of scum. | ||
| He does that so well. | ||
| Also, basically what he said is two irrelevant older women are sucking out the spirit of real womanhood, right? | ||
| He said that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Well, but he's mad because Madonna gave a speech at the Women's March, and she mentioned... | ||
| Yeah, and it was a pretty badass speech. | ||
| Yeah, but in it she said that she at times feels like she wants to blow up the White House, but she doesn't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's taken out of context. | ||
| Could she? | ||
| No. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Positive. | ||
| Does Madonna have the resources to blow up the White House? | ||
| She was married to Guy Ritchie, and he's been known to do a lot of caper movies. | ||
| So maybe. | ||
| That would be such a great caper. | ||
| No, because it wouldn't sell. | ||
| Was that Swept Away or whatever the movie he did with Madonna? | ||
| It was a bomb. | ||
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Even the chai comms couldn't save that at the box office. | |
| It'll be Sherlock Holmes 3. Ooh, I like this. | ||
| And Sherlock Holmes is going to try to stop the White House being exploded by a bomb. | ||
| But he's going to be radicalized by the globalists. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Wait, Watson. | ||
| Is radicalized. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Watson is just a blind follower. | ||
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Okay. | |
| He doesn't know what's going on until the very end when he starts to cry because Martin Freeman is amazing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But he's not in the movie version. | ||
| So wait, is Moriarty a patriot? | ||
| Or is he a globalist? | ||
| I mean, in... | ||
| Okay, well, in... | ||
| Alex Jones' warped worldview. | ||
| Moriarty's unabashed capitalism. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| He is just going... | ||
| He loves prosperity. | ||
| Yeah, he's just trying to sell weapons to people who need weapons. | ||
| People need weapons. | ||
| Alex Jones is selling weapons. | ||
| It's supply and demand. | ||
| Alex Jones is Moriarty. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Does that make us Holmes and Watson? | ||
| Boy, I mean, my last name's Holmes, so I'm going to take... | ||
| I'm going to take that one. | ||
| I'll be Watson. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to be Watson. | ||
| You are clearly the one who's more, who's less unhinged, let's put it that way. | ||
| You're the opium addict. | ||
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I am the opium addict, yes. | |
| So we had all this Chi-Com stuff, this weird jack-off fantasy. | ||
| But that's not all Alex was on on the 26th. | ||
| He was also into another narrative that has to do with why it's totally cool that Trump wants to build a wall. | ||
| Let him try and explain it now. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Meanwhile, the Mexican president is saying that he may not come next week to a visit with President Trump now because he said in Spanish, we're going to play it in a moment, we do not have laws in Mexico. | ||
| Well, believe me, you deserve to have one with Guatemala. | ||
| Guatemala basically is what Mexico's become. | ||
| I'm gonna have to fucking ask you not to talk over these clips. | ||
| I'm sorry, but he said in Spanish like it was a pejorative, but he was giving a speech to other Mexicans. | ||
| Why would he say it in English? | ||
| We're gonna have to have an off-air conversation on it. | ||
| First of all, I agree with you. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| But he should be speaking Spanish. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| We need to stop talking over clips. | ||
| Alright, I'm sorry! | ||
| But... | ||
| I want to give you... | ||
| I haven't been here for a while. | ||
| I'm excited. | ||
| I want to give you this Trump card. | ||
| This Donald Trump card. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Tell me to pause it at any point. | ||
| We can pause it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But if we talk over the clips, then people who are listening can't hear how crazy his bullshit is. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| That defeats the purpose. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Holmes? | ||
| I will stop taking cocaine in between my toes. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So I'm going to roll this back a tiny bit. | ||
| He's speaking in Spanish, which is already suspect. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, no, he should. | ||
| No, to Alex Jones, it's suspect. | ||
| English or nothing, asshole. | ||
| I got you. | ||
| No, I'm with you. | ||
| That's what Trump's trying to do with the TPP. | ||
| Getting out of it, it's defending English. | ||
| That makes no sense. | ||
| Makes as much sense as any of this bullshit. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Well, believe me, you deserve to have one with Guatemala. | ||
| Guatemala basically is what Mexico's become, a collapsed third world country. | ||
| And it's a good thing you have a wall down there, or it would be total bedlam. | ||
| So that's the introduction of the premise and this narrative. | ||
| That they have a wall with Guatemala. | ||
| That Mexico has a southern border wall and they're hypocritical because they want us to not have a wall between the United States and Mexico. | ||
| Do they have a southern border wall? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| But isn't that the bedrock of his argument? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But it doesn't exist? | ||
| I would encourage everyone listening. | ||
| To look up some pictures of the border between Guatemala and Mexico. | ||
| Is there a giant wall? | ||
| No. | ||
| There's no giant wall? | ||
| It's just gorgeous, lush nature. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| The type that will be destroyed by a giant border wall? | ||
| But if you do Google it, you'll find some memes of people who have posted pictures purporting to be a wall between Mexico and Guatemala. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And if you reverse image search these, you find... | ||
| That a bunch of them are between Mexico and Arizona. | ||
| They're a big fence that's between Mexico and Arizona. | ||
| Oh, the big fence that we built in between Mexico and Arizona? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That border wall? | ||
| That is being purported to be between Mexico and Guatemala. | ||
| It is not. | ||
| So... | ||
| Another one that they have that Alex puts on screen on Infowars. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| His broadcast puts this meme on screen is a giant wall in Israel. | ||
| Purported to be between Mexico and Guatemala. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's bullshit. | ||
| It's complete fucking bullshit. | ||
| Can you do that? | ||
| He knows. | ||
| He doesn't not know. | ||
| He's lying. | ||
| He's full on lying. | ||
| He absolutely is lying. | ||
| If not, he's literally the worst journalist in the world. | ||
| Because I figured that out with three seconds on Google. | ||
| Maybe five. | ||
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Okay, but here's... | |
| That whole meme of there being three million immigrants, illegal immigrants who voted. | ||
| We're going to talk about that in a little bit. | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Why did I think there wasn't going to be a take on that? | ||
| Alex thinks there's ten. | ||
| Ten million? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But if there was ten million, wait, how could he escalate the number? | ||
| The three million is already crazy. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| Studies. | ||
| Studies? | ||
| Studies. | ||
| Fuck, I got beat by studies again? | ||
| Every time! | ||
| I'm sure you will get back to this, but what were you saying? | ||
| I'm just saying that it's something that was based on no evidence. | ||
| There was actually just a tweet from a guy that just fucking exploded throughout the consciousness. | ||
| I don't know if you heard this today. | ||
| They found that that guy who tweeted that he had three million cases of voter fraud, he himself is registered in three states. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He also owes $100,000 in back taxes, right? | ||
| Listen, we all make mistakes. | ||
| I'm not going to judge him for that because it's not related to what he's talking about. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| He literally is in three states registered, which is part of what he's purporting to bring to light, and his response to it when he was called by a journalist was, I don't know. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Of course you didn't. | ||
| That's anybody who's registered in multiple states doesn't know. | ||
| I'm probably registered in Illinois and Missouri. | ||
| I probably didn't cancel my registration when I moved. | ||
| Can you do that? | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cancel your registration? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Did you vote in both Illinois and Missouri? | ||
| Listen, I've already said that I'm never going to answer any questions about my voting habits here moving forward. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Did you release your tax returns? | ||
| You know, do you want them? | ||
| Are you auditing them? | ||
| Straight up, here's my W-2. | ||
| I don't need to see it. | ||
| But tell the audience that I'm showing you my W-2. | ||
| Yes, he is showing me his W-2, but it's clearly doctored. | ||
| This is my dirty dossier. | ||
| It is clearly doctored. | ||
| Let me see your long-form W-2. | ||
| Guys, I made $13,000 last year. | ||
| I'm doing pretty good. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
|
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We are opening a Patreon for... | |
| That's actually patreon.com slash reasonpoint. | ||
| If you want to donate to help me make more than $13,000 in a year, I can't live on that bullshit in Chicago. | ||
| No! | ||
| How have I survived? | ||
| I have no idea! | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| So anyway, Alex has more thoughts about Mexico and this wall. | ||
| Keep your eyes open for way more lies. | ||
| Earlier, I played a clip of the Mexican president saying that he will not come up and speak to Trump. | ||
| In Spanish. | ||
| And that's because Trump said, no need to come. | ||
| If you're not going to, quote, pay for the wall, and he's given Mexico several choices on how to do that. | ||
| You just broke the rule that you asked me to make. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Do you see how seductive the proposition of interrupting him is? | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| It's so hard not to. | ||
| There's so many funny things to say in between. | ||
| He also sets the precedent because he interrupts everything so much. | ||
| It's like, well, of course we got it too. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| We have to hold ourselves to a higher standard. | ||
| This clip actually is fairly threatening. | ||
| We're seeing that as being the running theme of this show. | ||
| He's very scared the last week or so, and I don't blame him. | ||
| Because the more facts that start to come to light, and the more we realize... | ||
| Like, General Flynn just erased his Twitter account. | ||
| After, like, it really looks like he's being investigated hard. | ||
| Which is technically illegal for him to do. | ||
| That is, like, document destruction. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| When you're official. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| His digital Dropbox is fucking incriminating. | ||
| All of these things are starting to happen, and it does kind of look like the world is closing in around the people in power. | ||
| Yeah, what are we going to do? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's going to be a very weird world. | ||
| What is going to happen? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm very scared. | ||
| But he is too. | ||
| But he's using... | ||
| Instead of owning up to the fear and being like, you know, maybe I'm on the wrong team. | ||
| That sort of thing. | ||
| That is... | ||
| A normal human might do. | ||
| That is the single... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| And here's why. | ||
| I was thinking about this earlier because my parents and my aunt still think that they're still on the give them a chance train. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I will tell you the reason. | ||
| I... | ||
| I went through all of the conservative websites while I was researching. | ||
| Or no, I just do this with all news. | ||
| Because of this Muslim ban thing, I'm trying to figure out if you read these personal stories of people who were fucking translators in Iraq who saved more lives than any of these fucks ever will even get the chance to. | ||
| And put their lives at stake in a way that is impossible for us to ever do. | ||
| Family members who've been murdered for their association with the USA and still because they thought it was the right fucking thing to do. | ||
| They stuck with us and we promised them. | ||
| A lot of them lost limbs or were tortured and still helped us. | ||
| And we promised them that they would get out because of their service. | ||
| And these are the people being blocked by the fucking Muslim ban. | ||
| And if you read these stories, there's no possible way. | ||
| There's no... | ||
| Fucking possible way you can defend it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And I went through all of these conservative websites. | ||
| Zero of them have one personal story. | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| They did not interview fucking anybody. | ||
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No. | |
| They didn't even bother with it. | ||
| Instead, they went with the narrative of like, oh, it's just a few people. | ||
| Not one time did they say, look, this guy who saved our fucking soldiers' lives is being blocked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Not one of them. | ||
| Or they have the further narrative of like, it's exactly what Obama did in 2011 with Iraq. | ||
| And it's like, there's been a lot of that shit going on for a long time. | ||
| It is not Trump's Muslim ban alone that has blocked this. | ||
| That has been going on for a while. | ||
| Because of our extreme vetting programs! | ||
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Yep. | |
| The ones that... | ||
| Already in place. | ||
| The really extreme ones! | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The ones that are crazy extreme already! | ||
| The cockamamie bullshit is like... | ||
| We're just letting people in. | ||
| No, we're not. | ||
| No, it does not get harder to get in. | ||
| And so they don't run these personal stories. | ||
| And if they just put that... | ||
| Because I can't give them real news. | ||
| Because they don't believe in real news. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
| If one of those conservative websites started running... | ||
| Well, here's the version of personal stories that those conservative sites would run. | ||
| They could interview literally everybody, and they could talk about their experience not being killed by an immigrant. | ||
| You could do a puff piece on how great it is to not be killed by immigrants. | ||
| I have a job where I make $13,000 a year. | ||
| But you haven't been killed by an immigrant, now have you? | ||
| Life's pretty good. | ||
| Life's pretty good. | ||
| So anyway, here's some threats towards the Mexicans. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And, again, Mexico gets hundreds of billions of dollars a year of money sent back down to it. | ||
| And an $8 to $14 million wall is something that Mexico really should chip in on, and it would show a sign of solidarity. | ||
| And it would also show that Trump delivers on everything he says. | ||
| So it's Mexico's business to make sure that Trump looks like he follows through. | ||
| That's a silly premise. | ||
| But, hold on. | ||
| Let's get through this. | ||
| No, that doesn't make any sense, though. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| The hundreds of billions that they are not getting. | ||
| They are getting a lot, though. | ||
| They are? | ||
| No, they're not getting as much as you might imagine. | ||
| Hundreds of billions is crazy. | ||
| It's more like five billion. | ||
| But that's still a lot. | ||
| But it's also money that people make and send back to their families and shit. | ||
| It's not like they're not paying taxes on it. | ||
| And it's not like it's ill-gotten gains. | ||
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No. | |
| It's not like a jailbreak that's going on. | ||
| No, they're sending their own money. | ||
| People come here and they earn money and send it to their families. | ||
| And you're talking about basically robbing them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Great. | ||
| So they should chip in? | ||
| So because they're not allowed to send money back, now they should chip in as a show of solidarity? | ||
| To make sure that Trump follows through with his promises. | ||
| Because otherwise he would look like an asshole. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| It gets worse. | ||
| It gets worse. | ||
| Quite frankly, it was a boast of the campaign, and Trump is now following through on it. | ||
| But the issue is that Trump will get the money one way or another. | ||
| And so if the Mexican president wants to have a confrontation with Trump, then that's basically what is about to happen. | ||
| Trump was very gracious when he was down in Mexico, and he would have been gracious if the president came up here and negotiated. | ||
| Maybe Mexico pays for a third of it or something. | ||
| But Mexico didn't do that, so now you're going to pay for all of it one way or another. | ||
| And Trump knows America feels demoralized. | ||
| We do. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| And America has been put in this brainwashed position. | ||
| Feeling like we're dirty for saying you have to have an ID to vote, or we can have a fence or a wall. | ||
| When Mexico... | ||
| I'm going to go back and play the president's clip, then I'm going to get back into the death threats. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| There's apparently death threats to Trump. | ||
| He never really gets back into it in any meaningful way. | ||
| Does he play the clip again? | ||
| He does play the clip again. | ||
| He plays that clip from the Mexican president like five times. | ||
| Is it in Spanish? | ||
| Si. | ||
| Do any of his... | ||
| Listeners speak Spanish? | ||
| Un poquito. | ||
| So if he plays that clip in Spanish and they don't speak Spanish... | ||
| He could just mistranslate it if he wanted. | ||
| He could just say whatever the fuck he wanted to. | ||
| But if you're watching it, it is subtitled, so he couldn't get away with it on video. | ||
| Oh, that's good. | ||
| But the idea... | ||
| That's good for his... | ||
| The idea that Trump will get the money one way or another is a shakedown. | ||
| That's a threat, right? | ||
| What's going to happen? | ||
| How is he going to get it one way or another? | ||
| War, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, is he going to steal it? | ||
| Yeah, basically. | ||
| Is he going to extort them? | ||
| That's basically what he said. | ||
| How could he extort them? | ||
| But the thing that I take much more issue with is the idea that he's like, Americans are brainwashed into thinking it's dirty to say you need an ID to vote. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The ID laws were part of the Jim Crow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that is racial profiling. | ||
| And it's been found that way in courts multiple times. | ||
| Repeatedly. | ||
| Repeatedly. | ||
| Because people... | ||
| And it's not just racial, but it is largely racial. | ||
| It's almost entirely racial. | ||
| But it's also class-related, too. | ||
| People who are on lower-class income brackets are much less likely to have IDs. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And they're also much more likely to vote Democrat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because the Democrats are the only people who even... | ||
| Pretend to give a shit about them. | ||
| It would be insane if he was like, you know, you should have to be able to read in order to vote. | ||
| Like, if he just started doing that. | ||
| Or like, your grandfather should have to be a citizen if you want to vote. | ||
| But it's in that parcel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not the same thing, but it's within that territory. | ||
| He's defending classically racist tactics to get people to not be able to vote. | ||
| But he's being like, why should we feel dirty for wanting these things? | ||
| Better than him defending modern ways of being racist. | ||
| No, it's actually the same fucking thing! | ||
| He's not defending modern ways of being racist. | ||
| He's just embodying them. | ||
| He's supporting them as a fucking... | ||
| He's the avatar of modern racism. | ||
| You mean that great movie directed by... | ||
| No, it wasn't Michael Bay. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| No, it wasn't. | ||
| It was... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| It was the guy who directed Aliens. | ||
| James Cameron. | ||
| Cameron, that's right. | ||
| Titanic. | ||
| Which, as we all know, Titanic is American propaganda. | ||
| False flag. | ||
| Pro-Chinese. | ||
| False flag. | ||
| Chinese com. | ||
| False flag. | ||
| Communist Chinese. | ||
| Chi-com. | ||
| That's our new game. | ||
| Name a thing and then it's a false flag. | ||
| Just say words at each other. | ||
| We have a delightful back and forth. | ||
| He has more to say about the wall and shit. | ||
| Trump administration to publish weekly crimes committed by illegal aliens. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
|
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Nazis. | |
| Nazis did that. | ||
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Did Nazis do that? | |
| 100%. | ||
| They did do that. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Nazis did that. | ||
| Very much. | ||
| Are we supporting Nazis? | ||
| Their tactics. | ||
| Are we Nazis now? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| We're Nazis, right? | ||
| This idea that the White House would put out a report of immigrant crimes and stuff like that. | ||
| Is one of the most straight propaganda demonizing of a population things ever. | ||
| It's disgusting. | ||
| It's truly disgusting. | ||
| Literally, if they start doing that, we've got to burn buildings. | ||
| No, it has to be. | ||
| We have to start rioting. | ||
| Yeah, it has to be rioting. | ||
| And it has to be citizens doing it, because otherwise it'll be on the report. | ||
| We're peacefully protesting now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he starts doing full-on Nazi shit, we have to fight. | ||
| I mean, it's bad enough that the other night- Isn't our entire American premise fighting Nazis? | ||
| Like, isn't that our- That's what Indiana Jones is about. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I want to be on Indiana Jones' side. | ||
| It's bad enough that the other night he fired that attorney general- Which was fucking pure- That was pure animal farm. | ||
| That's what that was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the press release that was put out afterwards that he had like- What was the wording of it? | ||
| Do you remember? | ||
| She had disrespected the president or something like that? | ||
| Abandoned? | ||
| It was some weird emotional word. | ||
| I could not possibly bring myself to look at anything other than... | ||
| Because no matter what I would have read, it's exactly what it was, or it was propaganda against it. | ||
| It was... | ||
| Even if you're the most base-level analysis, like you're the fucking New York Times, trying your best to be neutral. | ||
| It's clearly she said that she wouldn't break the Constitution and he fired her for it. | ||
| Hit the bricks, Kuz. | ||
| That's exactly what he did. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Which is like, hey, goodbye Constitution. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the other part of it is the idea that the Attorney General is supposed to be apolitical and unrelated to the whims of the President. | ||
| But yeah! | ||
| So that is already a breakdown and a crisis. | ||
| No, that is a clear... | ||
| That's very serious. | ||
| That's a clear the end of the Constitution. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So good luck in the next... | ||
| He might as well have just peed on the Constitution. | ||
| And since Nicolas Cage didn't steal the Declaration of Independence like we all hoped he would... | ||
| He didn't steal the Declaration of Independence. | ||
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Instead... | |
| Well, look. | ||
| I mean, all the people who were super alarmist that were saying that we're not going to have a chance in 2018... | ||
| There's not going to be probably a fair 2020 election. | ||
| Everyone said they were alarmists and it's looking pretty bad. | ||
| No, I kept... | ||
| It's ten days into his presidency. | ||
| I kept fucking saying in December, if we don't start the revolution now, it's going to be too late. | ||
| And it's too late! | ||
| And I believe on election day we were texting and you were like, we got to get out of here. | ||
| We got to flee. | ||
| We got to flee. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We do. | ||
| We do! | ||
| Or we have to fight, and then we're probably going to die. | ||
| We're fighting right here. | ||
| The knowledge fight. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| That is pretty much the best we can do. | ||
| Real talk? | ||
| This could become dangerous. | ||
| That is... | ||
| It's so fucked up. | ||
| That's the saddest true thing I've ever said. | ||
| All we want to do is laugh at this jackass. | ||
| Yeah, and now we're fighting... | ||
| Legitimately, I don't want to be paranoid and spin scared fantasies, but... | ||
| I mean, we've already gotten a few... | ||
| I would give anything for these to be scared fantasies! | ||
| Without publicizing... | ||
| I'm scared of the news! | ||
| Without publicizing the show at all, we've gotten a couple tweets from Alex Jones fans that were thankfully just in the realm of... | ||
| You guys are libtards, idiots. | ||
| Or just the but-actually explanations that are usually reserved for women trying to make a point. | ||
| Or even just like a... | ||
| I think I got one that was like... | ||
| Why you want terrorists in! | ||
| Yeah, I saw that. | ||
| That was coherent as hell. | ||
| That was a delight. | ||
| But anyway, we're going to... | ||
| And the answer is because I love terrorists. | ||
| As this grows, we're going to get the attention of fucking weirdo people. | ||
| I know, I'm excited. | ||
| I'm looking forward to seeing what real online bullying is like. | ||
| Yeah, bring it. | ||
| I've only ever heard of it. | ||
| Bring it. | ||
| We'll have a conversation with you. | ||
| Yeah, but we'll try and be reasonable somehow. | ||
| Most of our points will be, we like other folks. | ||
| We like people. | ||
| Anyway, so the government is going to release... | ||
| Follow us on at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| The government is going to release reports of immigrant crime. | ||
| Like Nazis did. | ||
| I'll go back to the beginning of this clip just so what happens next. | ||
| The beginning of the Nazi clip. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Trump administration to publish weekly crimes committed by illegal aliens. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| There's been a major cover-up of that here and in Europe, and that's coming to an end. | ||
| So when the president of Mexico says, and I'm going to play the first part of the clip because we played it all earlier, says, you know, Mexico doesn't believe in walls. | ||
| Mexico doesn't build walls. | ||
| On what planet are you living? | ||
| Earth. | ||
| I mean, do you think we're stupid? | ||
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| Mexico has a... | ||
| Continued wall. | ||
| A 100% wall on its southern border with Guatemala. | ||
| Well, they had a fence. | ||
| Now they're building a wall. | ||
| A wall in some areas, a fence in others. | ||
| The reason that he's saying the fence in places and a wall in others... | ||
| Is because of those pictures of Arizona. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do you fucking understand? | ||
| So he just... | ||
| Does he... | ||
| Does he believe that those are on the southern border of Guatemala? | ||
| He has to. | ||
| He has to believe that. | ||
| Or... | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| Or he's completely bald-faced lying. | ||
| Based on everything that I've been able to glean from other things, I think he's just bald-faced lying. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| I think he truly believes it. | ||
| I like that we have a disagreement on this. | ||
| We never disagree on this show, ever. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| You see those leaks from the Trump, like there's an underground, the POTUS resist. | ||
| The Twitter accounts? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| That may or may not be real. | ||
| That may or may not be real. | ||
| We have to take this with a grain of salt. | ||
| Theoretical leaks, right. | ||
| Although they sound so plausible, it's hard to... | ||
| Yeah, but... | ||
| They sound plausible enough. | ||
| But so does most fan fiction. | ||
| Like, Anthony Atamanik's impression... | ||
| Not Alex Jones' fan fiction. | ||
| No, but like, Anthony Atamanik's impression of Trump sounds reasonable, too, at this point. | ||
| It sounds better than Trump. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Or actually, it sounds less Trump than Trump now. | ||
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Fake... | |
| Fake things often do fit reality, much like these stupid memes. | ||
| Yes, and I do not, but that's the point. | ||
| With those fake things, and no, no, not even that. | ||
| On the fucking news, where Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway said he gave alternative facts because he said we were going to keep searching for those 3 million immigrants that voted, 3 million illegal immigrants that voted, and it's very clear that's not possible. | ||
| So he has to believe it. | ||
| He can't possibly think it's not true. | ||
| Alex Jones claims that the mainstream media came up with the term alternative facts when it was actually Kellyanne Conway who started that. | ||
| No! | ||
| Nobody's ever came up with that term other than newspeak from 1984! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that's what I'm saying. | ||
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Trump... | |
| Believes that. | ||
| That's one thing where he's not bald-faced lying. | ||
| I think he truly believes it. | ||
| But we're not talking about Trump. | ||
| We're talking about Mr. Jones. | ||
| But that's the other thing. | ||
| I'm saying that because Trump believes it, I don't think he's lying in that circumstance. | ||
| I think he's just insane. | ||
| I'm going to say that Alex Jones has the ring of believing that those two things are real. | ||
| Not lying about them. | ||
| I think he believes it. | ||
| Or at least he's lied to himself so well. | ||
| His life truth. | ||
| I think I'm coming from a slightly different place than you because often I am watching these. | ||
| Like, sometimes I'm just listening, but often I'm watching. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I have noticed he has a nervous tick. | ||
| Oh, he's got a tell! | ||
| Alex has a tell. | ||
| You're going to play poker with him like in Casino Royale and he's going to explain his plan for way too long and you're going to get a... | ||
| Full house. | ||
| Well, look, I haven't tracked every time he does this, but it's very glaring. | ||
| Do you remember the basketball player Jeff Hornacek? | ||
| I remember him, yes. | ||
| He was on the Jazz for a bit. | ||
| Yes, he's in the NBA Jam game. | ||
| Yeah, when I was a kid, I loved John Stockton. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I also loved John Starks. | ||
| John Starks was my number one, and then John Stockton was number two. | ||
| I was going to say, it's getting a little racist if you're biggest. | ||
| I also love Larry Bird. | ||
| Larry Legend. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was the hit from French Lick. | ||
| I love Detlef Schrempf. | ||
| The sixth man. | ||
| I love all white basketball players. | ||
| I loved Rick Smits. | ||
| The dunking Dutchman. | ||
| Oh, what are you talking about? | ||
| I like John Stockton because he was very selfless. | ||
| I like his big thing was assists. | ||
| I liked that. | ||
| I thought that was cool. | ||
| I don't think that... | ||
| Why are we talking about... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, you continue. | ||
| Why would I get into an argument about basketball now? | ||
| Jeff Hornacek's big thing was whenever he would take a free throw, he would rub his face. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And it was because it was his way of saying hi to his kids back at home. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| And I noticed it before any of the commentators explained it. | ||
| And I was like, it's weird. | ||
| He keeps rubbing his face whenever he takes free throws. | ||
| And it's the same thing with Alex. | ||
| I don't know exactly the points he does. | ||
| He rubs his face when he takes free throws? | ||
| Does this. | ||
| Oh, he touches his ear. | ||
| Aggressively tugs the top of his ear. | ||
| That's a tell. | ||
| The top of his right ear, he aggressively rubs it. | ||
| And I don't know if he just has some weird... | ||
| Is there a supercut of that yet? | ||
| I haven't been able to find it. | ||
| Faithful listeners, please make a supercut of every time. | ||
| But it's distracting. | ||
| It's to the point where it's like, ooh. | ||
| In the future, I will keep track of what he's saying when he does it and see if it matches up with anything. | ||
| Let's make a Zodiac-style spreadsheet of our insane... | ||
| Let's get on Google Drive. | ||
| Who is the Zodiac killer? | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| Anyway, this clip isn't done. | ||
| Now they're going to finish it up as a big strong wall because Latin America is collapsing. | ||
| What if a plague breaks out in Latin America, south of the border in Central America? | ||
| What if a plague breaks out? | ||
| What if a war breaks out? | ||
| Everybody continues to pour over? | ||
| You don't have a sovereign country if you don't have a controlled border. | ||
| And I cannot believe that I have to sit here and explain this to liberal listeners. | ||
| Who think it's evil and bad when we have a wall, but if the Vatican has one, or if China has one, or if Mexico has one... | ||
| He's referencing the Great Wall, isn't he? | ||
| He is. | ||
| Now, does he know that the Great Wall didn't go so well? | ||
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It did not. | |
| It didn't work at all. | ||
| But also, the Great Wall was created because there was literally the greatest war tactician of all time trying to invade over and over again with hordes of warriors. | ||
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Like, if you understand anything about Genghis Khan, it's insane. | |
| My favorite Futurama bit. | ||
| Is where they break down the Great Wall in the year 3000 and the Huns immediately jump over. | ||
| The anachronistic Huns just show up. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| That's so good. | ||
| But yeah, I wouldn't call fighting against Genghis Khan a good idea. | ||
| I've also done a little bit of research into the Great Wall over the years. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I'm pretty fascinated with the... | ||
| It was made with like 10 different editions. | ||
| It was made over centuries. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It originally was just like a mud wall, but it was always because that stretch, that area in the north of China was insanely volatile forever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Forever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Even as China grew through the kingdom periods and shit, like it was always just turmoil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's insane to compare that to Mexico. | ||
| Also, his other example was Mexico having a wall, which they don't, and the Vatican, which, good enough point. | ||
| Yeah, but shouldn't we burn the Vatican down? | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| But them having a wall is not where I'm going to pick a fight. | ||
| Fair enough on that one. | ||
| Nope, I think that's the hill we should die on. | ||
| The Vatican's Wall. | ||
| Fair enough on the Vatican's Wall. | ||
| I may or may not support that. | ||
| The Great Wall of China? | ||
| You're talking out of your ass. | ||
| What about the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem? | ||
| Doesn't bring that one up. | ||
| But, get this. | ||
| Are there any other famous walls? | ||
| He has one. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| And I stopped the clip just so I could introduce it. | ||
| Just so you could let me know there's a Great Wall coming? | ||
| It's... | ||
| Way better than the original Great Wall we talked about. | ||
| It's lunacy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Or if Obama has one, or if Obama... | ||
| Mark Zuckerberg wants one. | ||
| Zuckerberg has like 700 acres, but there's other little pieces of property that are within his acreage and on the side of it, and he doesn't want to have any neighbors, so he's trying to force them to sell. | ||
| And that'd be fine under English common law if he wasn't a hypocrite lecturing everybody else saying we don't have property rights. | ||
| The guy is a total fraud who thinks we're dumb effers. | ||
| Again, let's go back to the Mexican president. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Did he? | ||
| He completely lost the thread. | ||
| Has Zuckerberg said any of that? | ||
| No. | ||
| Mark Zuckerberg apparently is building like a compound down in Hawaii. | ||
| It's like a nice, just a home. | ||
| I mean, he's a billionaire. | ||
| It's the same with Peter Thiel. | ||
| It's Thiel. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| And I hope he gets fucking murdered. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Every day I pray, like fucking Arya Stark. | ||
| I have a list of billionaires that I say every night before I go to sleep. | ||
| You're going to poke him with a needle? | ||
| I am going to poke him with a needle. | ||
| I said yeah when you said you wished his death, just as sort of like, ah, not as I agree with you. | ||
| He is a horrible dude. | ||
| To the NSA, we are satirists? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Or just... | ||
| Dude, just don't kill us. | ||
| More or less comedians by trade. | ||
| Semi-professional. | ||
| But Peter Thiel is running away to New Zealand in the same way. | ||
| Never really gets brought up. | ||
| But look, here's the thing. | ||
| Peter Thiel has stated one of his entire objectives is to own an Ayn Randian island where everyone can go galt. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Can go galt. | ||
| Can break Galt, yeah. | ||
| I think, accidentally, the left is going to all fulfill the prophecy of Ayn Rand, even though they hate her. | ||
| What's the prophecy of Ayn Rand? | ||
| Well, the whole idea of going Galt is all the important people in society just give up. | ||
| And say, alright, we're not going to be involved in this anymore. | ||
| So you think the left is going to give up? | ||
| I think that there is going to come a time, possibly... | ||
| I think they'll probably do it through protests, walkouts, strikes, stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah, we've already done most of that. | ||
| Whereas the philosophy of John Galt is just disappearing. | ||
| Speaking of which, did you cancel your Uber account? | ||
| I didn't, but I haven't used it. | ||
| I will cancel it. | ||
| I canceled mine. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| I got an email from there. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I was busy that night. | ||
| I'm just saying I'm a better person than you. | ||
| I was busy that night, and I saw a bunch of tweets about how difficult it was. | ||
| I was like, I'm just not up for this right now. | ||
| I'll keep the app, but I'm not going to use it. | ||
| It's two steps. | ||
| I heard a bunch of people were like, they canceled their account, and then later it had not been canceled. | ||
| They got like a confirmation and it was fraudulent or whatever. | ||
| No way! | ||
| So now I have to double check it? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I'm hearing that canceling your account is way more difficult than you think. | ||
| God damn it, Uber. | ||
| Fucking pieces of shit. | ||
| Anyway, how fucking petty is that? | ||
| Great Wall of China, Mexico Wall, Vatican Wall, Mark Zuckerberg has property under English law. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| No, well, English common law is still utilized. | ||
| In Hawaii? | ||
| In Hawaii. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I grew up on Honolulu. | ||
| In Honolulu. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't remember ever coming up with English common law. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Maybe we should get Jonah Ray on the phone. | ||
| He's another comedian. | ||
| Is he building a wall? | ||
| He's another comedian who lived in Hawaii. | ||
| You can figure it out. | ||
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Also... | |
| Let's just move along. | ||
| This is going to be our longest episode to date. | ||
| Are we already at like 700 hours? | ||
| We might have to crack that second bottle of wine. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's time for the sacrament. | ||
| So, it was not just China and Mexico wall issues on the 26th. | ||
| Alex also had another big piece of news he wanted to break about everyone's favorite Jewish boogeyman. | ||
| Well, Soros... | ||
| Who has been publicly betting against the United States for decades, and who has been naked shorting the stock market, has everything he's got bet on this, and guess what? | ||
| It got magically leaked out of the Dutch regulator's computer system. | ||
| Dutch regulator, this is Bloomberg, accidentally posts Soros' short positions. | ||
| Yeah, no, the major patriot intelligence agencies are moving against Soros. | ||
| And there's marches against him happening all over the world. | ||
| Millions have been marching in different Eastern European countries against what they call the Soros evil. | ||
| Who? | ||
| And now his positions have been released and it turns out he was betting against America, betting against the West, and it's been blowing up in his ugly, evil face. | ||
| It's been blowing up in this goblin's face and it's beautiful. | ||
| Again, we have to repeat, Goblin is a very stereotypical Jewish canard. | ||
| Yeah, as we've already established, J.K. Rowling is anti-Semitic. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Dobby was a classic Jewish stereotype. | ||
| So, this did happen. | ||
| He's not telling a total falsehood. | ||
| No, that's the smart move. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| It's a short. | ||
| To short everything right now. | ||
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Sure. | |
| We have an ascendant market. | ||
| If I had enough money, I would do the whole big short thing again and just take a short position on everything because this bubble is going to fucking collapse like it always goddamn does! | ||
| But I think it's sketchy and it elicits negative reactions in people because the idea of short betting is... | ||
| That you want things to fail. | ||
| It's the same way that if you go to the casino, people think it's rude at the roulette table to bet on double zero. | ||
| Because if you bet on double zero, you're betting for everyone else to lose. | ||
| There's sort of a... | ||
| There's an idea that decorum is upset by that. | ||
| But that's Wall Street! | ||
| I know. | ||
| Everybody shorts everything all the time. | ||
| If you didn't short things, other people wouldn't... | ||
| Take the opposite position! | ||
| Right, but he is talking to people who don't play the market, and so they will believe these ingrained things about this. | ||
| But that's what I'm saying! | ||
| There's no other way for it to happen. | ||
| If you didn't have an alternate buyer who was betting on things to go well, it wouldn't be possible to short things. | ||
| Now, I've done extensive research into the other things that he said. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One was that people are moving on Soros, and there's protests all over. | ||
| The Patriot Intelligence Agencies. | ||
| Which ones are those again? | ||
| Blogs. | ||
| So then, the idea that people were marching against the Soros evil, I did extensive looking into this. | ||
| I could not find a single source of any march against Soros in any country in the world for this time period. | ||
| What time period are we talking about? | ||
| All of his entire life? | ||
| I looked for anything. | ||
| Any march. | ||
| And I couldn't find... | ||
| Zero marches ever. | ||
| Nope, but I did look into this story because the short positions were accidentally revealed on this website. | ||
| Which is... | ||
| Illegal? | ||
| Yes, but it was a complete accident. | ||
| A bunch of other people's short positions were revealed, too. | ||
| Basically, if you have a short position under 0.2%, I believe is the threshold, you don't have to report it. | ||
| But if you're over that, you have to report it. | ||
| And if it's above 0.5%, it has to be public. | ||
| Because if you're betting a massive short on something... | ||
| People should know about that. | ||
| And that's going to influence the market as well. | ||
| So if you're betting a massive short, then other people are going to take that as a signal that either you have insider trading information or you think something's about to fail. | ||
| Or look at this guy. | ||
| Let's get on his train. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're a huge investor and you're putting that bet out, then people are going to be like, maybe he knows something. | ||
| Or maybe... | ||
| Like, yeah. | ||
| I read about 20 articles. | ||
| Like, if Warren Buffett says, I'm going to bet this thing is going to succeed, other people are going to be like, he's a good investor. | ||
| It's a vote of confidence. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He has enough influence that he actually influences the market. | ||
| Now, if you want to look at the flip side of that, George Soros lost about a billion dollars shorting the Dow Jones. | ||
| After Trump's election. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which was a bad move. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Historically, just because after Herbert Hoover was elected, that was the last time that the market was at its highest point. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And guess what happened? | ||
| Didn't go well. | ||
| Hoovervilles. | ||
| So, he's worth like $26 billion or something like that. | ||
| That's so many fucking billions of dollars. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| But he gives away... | ||
| Tons of it. | ||
| But it's also like, okay, a billion dollars is a big hit, but it's also like, yeah, you can absorb that. | ||
| Anyway, all of the sites that I could find, like I said, I read about 20 articles on this. | ||
| I read even some weirdo blogs. | ||
| You did your best. | ||
| No one could cite anything that he shorted other than two institutions. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| One was this Dutch bank called ING, and the other was the German lending giant, Deutsche Bank. | ||
| So neither of those are American? | ||
| No. | ||
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So he didn't show anything American at all. | |
| Not proven in any way. | ||
| There's zero evidence that he bet against America. | ||
| No. | ||
| So in this case then, Alex Jones is saying that the entire stock market is representative of America alone. | ||
| But using this logic, betting against these Dutch and German banks is betting against America means... | ||
| That if you bet against anything, you're betting against America. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He thinks that the market is the American market only. | ||
| And to some extent, that's lunacy. | ||
| No, to all extents, that's lunacy. | ||
| To all extents. | ||
| So now we come back to this question of, is Alex unaware of these facts, or is he willfully lying? | ||
| I think he's willfully lying. | ||
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See, this is the thing that I... | |
| He has to be willfully lying sometimes. | ||
| Did he tug his ear? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I wish I remembered. | ||
| God. | ||
| If you knew that, I would immediately jump sides. | ||
| I'm going to have to keep much better attention on that. | ||
| You have to pay attention to that now. | ||
| Next episode, I'll keep an eye on that. | ||
| If that's his tell, then that is the ultimate settler of this argument between the two of us. | ||
| This is going to turn into rounders. | ||
| I do not want to be... | ||
| Edward Norton in this one. | ||
| I'm super excited that I've been starting to see on Twitter a lot of people calling out this Jewish canard, this Jewish boogeyman narrative about Soros. | ||
| I'm excited because it is really important. | ||
| First of all, the idea that Soros pays protesters diminishes the idea of protest, which is really bad. | ||
| And then beyond it, just the anti-Semitic implications of it are really, really damaging. | ||
| Well, I mean, it goes all the ways wrong. | ||
| It goes all the ways wrong. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It's wrong all the ways. | ||
| There aren't any more ways it could be wrong! | ||
| All the ways and means. | ||
| Think about another way it could be wrong. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| It's wrong all the ways. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Alright, we gotta get now to... | ||
| January 27th. | ||
| We're just now into the 27th? | ||
| We are. | ||
| We're doing an extra long episode because I was gone for a week. | ||
| We are. | ||
| We have a lot of time to cover. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| So, it is now the 27th. | ||
| All the rest of these clips will be from January 27th. | ||
| It was Friday. | ||
| We've moved to the other last day of January. | ||
| It was a Friday. | ||
| It was a good day. | ||
| Didn't have to use the A-Kit. | ||
| It was a good Friday. | ||
| So, I want to start this. | ||
| He just fucked around and got a triple-double. | ||
| I want to start this adventure on the 27th with a point where we will agree with Alex. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Those are my favorites is whenever we have to give it up to Alex Jones. | ||
| And then he says the next thing and we're like, God damn it! | ||
| You just spoke prophecy. | ||
| Because this clip is... | ||
| It's going to be a roller coaster because... | ||
| He says some real shit. | ||
| As opposed to what we've been going through right now. | ||
| This has to do with Trump's stance on torture. | ||
| And he says some real shit, and then it breaks so bad. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, here we go. | ||
| I think it could end up being our downfall if he's openly saying, torture's okay, and then there's some type of horrible abuses. | ||
| I forgot. | ||
| I cut out the first three minutes of this. | ||
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| The first three minutes of him saying that, like... | ||
| I agree with him on everything, but torture? | ||
| It's a sticking point, because if you torture, then you become the thing you're against. | ||
| And that's a really good point. | ||
| That's a really good point. | ||
| But he's like... | ||
| I'm sure he's stuck with it, and we get to support him the whole way through. | ||
| So here is where... | ||
| Actually, I've... | ||
| I forgot that I cut out all the part that we actually agree with. | ||
| Well, I mean, let's face it. | ||
| We don't need that part. | ||
| His principle is that he's against torture, which I think is great. | ||
| That is great. | ||
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But this is where he explains why he's against torture. | |
| Here's my guess. | ||
| He's against it because you don't want to tell your enemy what you're going to do to them. | ||
| No, that's a good guess. | ||
| It's actually worse. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I think it could end up being our downfall if he's openly saying... | ||
| Torture's okay. | ||
| And then there's some type of horrible abuses of like children, like in Abu Ghraib that happened. | ||
| And then that, the people running things that have infiltrated will use that to frame Trump. | ||
| And I think he's really walking into a trap. | ||
| You can't frame somebody with reality. | ||
| You have to lie about them to frame them, right? | ||
| You can't frame someone with their own actions, their own literal actions. | ||
| Then it's not framing, then it's just saying what a thing happened. | ||
| It's kind of reporting. | ||
| It's just news. | ||
| It's just what we would call investigative journalism. | ||
| But isn't that so... | ||
| Like Obama. | ||
| When Obama blew up that one little girl, that was not framing him for blowing up that little girl. | ||
| He did that shit! | ||
| Yeah, speaking of which, you read about the Yemen raid today? | ||
| Yeah, they killed the brother of the little girl that Obama killed! | ||
| The quote was, everything that could go wrong went wrong. | ||
| Everything that could go wrong went wrong. | ||
| Almost everything went wrong. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| I love that we're off to a great fucking start. | ||
| Thank God we got a guy who cuts through the bullshit in charge. | ||
| To all the people who said, let's give him a chance. | ||
| Are we done yet? | ||
| Did we give him enough chance? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So isn't it fucking depressing, though, that he's like, I'm against torture, but then his reasoning for it is not that it's inhuman, it's a horrible thing to do to people, it degrades you as a person. | ||
| His argument is you can use that against him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that's a larger question. | ||
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That sucks. | |
| That's a larger question. | ||
| Is the motivation more important than the action? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because I'm all for him. | ||
| We're on some John Stuart Mill shit here. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Now it's going to get very philosophy. | ||
| The only thing that is good is a goodwill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See, I'm going to go with as long as he's against torture. | ||
| Let's... | ||
| Forget about his reasons. | ||
| Well, you might... | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| You might walk that back in a second. | ||
| Give me one chance! | ||
| Let's finish the clip. | ||
| Give me one chance! | ||
| Let's finish the clip before you get philosophical. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| He's walking into a trap, and I would say, Mr. President, disavow it. | ||
| Say, look, I understand sometimes with Al-Qaeda, people get rough. | ||
| They take the gloves off, but we're not going to codify this into law. | ||
| People get rough. | ||
| You do not codify something like that into law, because it's something that shouldn't be done. | ||
| Except in extraordinary emergency situations, let's just be honest, where people are going to die and you're dealing with a scumbag that you know has just killed a bunch of people right in front of you. | ||
| And if you're going to torture him, you've got to kill him after. | ||
| What? | ||
| That's what my gut tells me. | ||
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
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Isn't that an amazing way to end the argument? | |
| No! | ||
| He invalidates literally everything he just said. | ||
| He just full on went... | ||
| That's what you say at the end of a kidnapping. | ||
| Like you're holding somebody for ransom and you're like, you know you're not actually going to turn me over because I can identify you. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| No! | ||
| Yep. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| That's exactly what it is. | ||
| I was so close. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| So close to being like, hey, as long as he just fucking robbed it. | ||
| Because it's like, the only reason you would kill someone after you torture them is because they can talk about how you tortured them. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| Which you should be held accountable for. | ||
| So that just means that they're going to kill everyone. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And his idea is... | ||
| They're going to torture... | ||
| He just advocated torturing and killing somebody, not just torturing them. | ||
| The downside of torture is that some people might find out you torture people. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| It's consequence-based as opposed to, like, that's a principle that we should not do that. | ||
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I... | |
| But yeah, but even then he just walked back on the consequence as being like, well, instead we can just assassinate them afterwards. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So then that means that torture is not going to go down. | ||
| Murders are going to go up. | ||
| Way up. | ||
| So bad. | ||
| This is why... | ||
| So bad. | ||
| This is why that episode we talked about is just going to be me barking. | ||
| I'm this close to just doing the... | ||
| But that also indicates... | ||
| For the rest of the episode. | ||
| But doesn't that indicate to you that it's so clear that I don't think he knows what he's saying? | ||
| That... | ||
| Any... | ||
| He's just talking. | ||
| Any... | ||
| Any concept... | ||
| Okay, one, this also supports he's living in a movie or an episode of 24. Yeah. | ||
| That's what he's living in. | ||
| He's not living in reality. | ||
| No. | ||
| But any... | ||
| I heard it from generals who are on Fox. | ||
| Not Fox News. | ||
| Fox. | ||
| Dramas. | ||
| That torture works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| If you are going to in any way count yourself as a religious Christian, which we know he's not because he believes in energy. | ||
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Right. | |
| Everything is energy. | ||
| Then you cannot possibly say what he just said. | ||
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Nope. | |
| You can't do it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| You literally cannot do it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| If you can't. | ||
| If you torture, then you must kill. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| No! | ||
| That's in Leviticus. | ||
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No! | |
| That's in Leviticus, bro. | ||
| Actually, that might be in Leviticus. | ||
| Leviticus is fucked up. | ||
| So I promised you earlier that we'd get to talk about the illegal voting claims. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| And so on the 27th... | ||
| Does he advocate torturing illegal immigrants? | ||
| I mean, probably. | ||
| I mean, we're only a week away from that, my guess. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| If we're publishing... | ||
| Weekly reports on elite. | ||
| We're all going to fucking die, aren't we? | ||
| Big time. | ||
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We're going to die huge. | |
| So here is this big narrative that he's got going is that he's found more studies that prove that Trump is correct. | ||
| So let's go to this next piece dealing with Trump. | ||
| This is where they claim that while other outlets fact-check Trump Infowars provides alternative facts. | ||
| Now, again... | ||
| Alternative facts like university study, Old Dominion University, George Mason University, concluding that upwards of 2.8 million illegals voted and swung key elections in 2014. | ||
| And then they've come out again in the Washington Times today and said they found, just in a limited sample, 800,000 illegals voting. | ||
| So, yeah, he's got this study. | ||
| And it's unfortunate that he didn't look into these studies at all. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| I am looking up that exact same study. | ||
| As we speak. | ||
| Well, here's what's fun. | ||
| If you just Google the old Dominion study, the first thing that comes up is a story where the headline is, Stop Citing Our Work. | ||
| Virginia professor says Trump twisting his research on non-citizen voting. | ||
| So we have this guy who tweeted about the illegal voting. | ||
| So what it's saying is, oh no. | ||
| This guy who tweeted about it is himself registered to vote in three states. | ||
| We have the Old Dominion study where this guy who wrote the study says, stop using it, you're twisting the facts. | ||
| We have Pew research about illegal voting where the guy has consistently gone on record and said, they are not saying what my study shows. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Now there's the George Washington study, which I was unable to find. | ||
| I'm not entirely sure what that was. | ||
| So I can't speak to that. | ||
| But I did a little bit of further research into the Old Dominion study. | ||
| And one of the things it found was, I'll just read this off verbatim. | ||
| A recent study by political scientists at Old Dominion University used the 2008 and 2010 Cooperative Congressional Election Study. | ||
| To examine whether, quote, non-citizens vote in U.S. elections. | ||
| The authors reported about 1% of the respondents in each survey identified themselves as non-citizen immigrants, 339 in 2008, 489 in 2010, estimating that 21 of these self-identified non-citizens voted in 2008, and 8 of self-identified non-citizens voted in 2010. | ||
| They used this to project national voting rates of the U.S. non-citizen population. | ||
| In an October 24th blog, Jesse Richman and David Ernest, two authors of the study, admitted that their, quote, extrapolation of specific state-level or district-level election outcomes is fraught with substantial uncertainty. | ||
| The authors noted that at the non-citizen sample they examined was modest and relied on self-reporting, which can create errors. | ||
| An attempt to verify the accuracy of their self-reporting was imperfect and supplemented by estimates. | ||
| The ultimate estimate, this is how bad this study is. | ||
| It could be as low as 38,000 and as high as 2.81 million. | ||
| Which is an impossible swing. | ||
| That is the single worst study you got. | ||
| Okay, if your margin of error is 1%, that's okay. | ||
| If your margin of error is 1,000%, It's crazy. | ||
| That's a bad margin of error. | ||
| Well, and whenever your studies are based on unverifiable self-reported facts... | ||
| It's a... | ||
| They took a poll of a small amount of people who said they were unregistered when they voted. | ||
| And another one of these... | ||
| In 2008. | ||
| Another one of these studies that they cited was based on self... | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Self-directed internet. | ||
| I don't know if you know about this. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| It's Amazon. | ||
| Already off to a great start. | ||
| It's run by Amazon. | ||
| It's this crowdsourcing. | ||
| They pay you like 10 cents to take surveys and stuff like that. | ||
| You can do transcription work on it. | ||
| It's little things that can't be automated by robots yet that they need humans to do. | ||
| I did it for a little bit. | ||
| Yeah, like the little password things. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| CAPTCHAs. | ||
| Yeah, CAPTCHAs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Where they just use that to translate things that, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I did it for a little while when I was unemployed, trying to get a little bit of extra money. | ||
| Trying to get a little money. | ||
| And I've had a couple friends who have dabbled in it. | ||
| And one of the things that you find in there is a bunch of university studies. | ||
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Right. | |
| And the people who are filling those out are getting paid 25 cents to do it and know that they need to fill out 20 of them. | ||
| Like protesters paid by George Soros. | ||
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No, no, no, no, no. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
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Totally the wrong way. | |
| Totally the wrong way. | ||
| Protesters are being paid 25 cents. | ||
| They have to protest 20 times in order to make a living. | ||
| Alright, I'm back on board. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| But when you fill out surveys for money, you're trying to grind through them. | ||
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Right. | |
| So you often give inaccurate information. | ||
| Because why not? | ||
| You have a monetary incentive to just... | ||
| That's like being paid to take standardized tests as fast as you can, so you just write C in every single one of those. | ||
| Any study that has part of their sample base be online opt-in studies is generally considered the bastard child of studies. | ||
| Which is why during most Fox News polls, they have somehow 81% support this insane thing. | ||
| Yeah, the statistics are, like... | ||
| The thing that's fascinating about- Look, as we all know, Putin got 97% of the popular vote. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Statistics are only as trustworthy as the methodology used to get them. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And you can have a study say whatever you want, essentially. | ||
| And if you look in- Which is the single most frustrating part of having a conversation with somebody. | ||
| But- Is you're like, no, this- Is backed up by this. | ||
| And they're like, oh yeah? | ||
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Well, this is backed up by this. | |
| But that's not real. | ||
| And they're like, well, you're not real. | ||
| So it drives you insane. | ||
| But what's interesting about this case is that that is in play. | ||
| You are loving in play. | ||
| I'm trying to work it out. | ||
| The new slang. | ||
| That is a factor in this. | ||
| But beyond that, you also have the people who wrote the studies being like... | ||
| You are misrepresenting what we're saying. | ||
| That is not what we're saying. | ||
| But even then, the study is insane. | ||
| The study is so poorly made. | ||
| One, it's not replicable at all. | ||
| Any study that has an estimate between $38,000 and $2.81 million is impossible to replicate. | ||
| Or... | ||
| It's also the most easy thing to replicate in that you grab five guys off the street and go, yeah, probably. | ||
| Like, that's your study. | ||
| You just interview the people who work at Five Guys. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| According to all ten employees at Five Guys, there are too many employees at Five Guys. | ||
| So then Alex's other argument is this Salon.com, or I'm sorry, Politico article. | ||
| The headline of it is... | ||
| Illegal immigrants could elect Hillary. | ||
| This is from October 3rd, 2015. | ||
| And it is a real article. | ||
| But what it deals with is the apportionment. | ||
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I like how bad has it gotten that we have to say it is a real article. | |
| It's not bullshit. | ||
| We're all gonna fucking die. | ||
| We are. | ||
| But it's an article about how the electoral votes and the House of Representatives work. | ||
| And basically, those work off the census. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And the census doesn't care if you're illegal or legal. | ||
| It's just about the number of people that live somewhere. | ||
| Now, here's my take on it, and I will compare that with Alex's take on it. | ||
| I'll start with his. | ||
| I'll start with the fun one. | ||
| His take is that this is nonsense and who gives a fuck about these illegal people? | ||
| It shouldn't matter for the population numbers. | ||
| They shouldn't be represented by this thing. | ||
| And the fact that they're considered in the census, which gives more House of Representatives representation and more electoral votes, means that California and New York are cheating just by default. | ||
| So Trump is right. | ||
| My argument is that illegal or legal... | ||
| These are people. | ||
| Disagree. | ||
| And... | ||
| There's no such thing as people. | ||
| Whether or not they came here legally or not, their representatives are representing them. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So who gives a fuck? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's kind of my point. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Well, one, New York is not as filled with illegal immigrants as... | ||
| Tons of Indians. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm just trying to play the devil's advocate. | ||
| No, okay. | ||
| So California, I would say, yes, is filled with illegal immigrants. | ||
| Sure, but maybe that's because the people there are nicer to them. | ||
| But no, I would say that you also have Arizona, you have those other states which are firmly in the Trump balls camp. | ||
| They are licking as much Trump balls as they possibly can right now. | ||
| New York illegal immigrants are not going to turn New York from blue to red. | ||
| But that doesn't fit the narrative. | ||
| I know, but it's simply not possible. | ||
| You're not going to turn Illinois from blue to red, mainly because Chicago is all of Illinois. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's not that way. | ||
| It's that if you're going to live in Illinois, why are you living anywhere other than Chicago, other than you grew up there? | ||
| There's like DeKalb. | ||
| There's a couple of cities with temporary huge populations because of colleges. | ||
| Yeah, but that's... | ||
| But that doesn't matter. | ||
| No, not for illegal immigrants. | ||
| So anyway, this whole thing is built on... | ||
| Lies. | ||
| Just like a house of cards. | ||
| And matchsticks of studies that their own writers have said is not the truth. | ||
| But the easiest argument against 3 million illegal immigrants voting is, in terms of voting population, we had 100 million people vote, roughly. | ||
| Which is 50% of the total amount of people who could vote. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So your three million illegal immigrants voting is what? | ||
| Three percent of the population that voted. | ||
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You would know an illegal immigrant that voted. | |
| Well, I mean... | ||
| Alex would. | ||
| No, he would! | ||
| He would have seen an illegal... | ||
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The only people he talks to are Leanne McAdoo. | |
| Rob Dew. | ||
| It's like in a group of 25 people, there's a 50-50 shot you share the same birthday as somebody else. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's how statistics work. | ||
| Yeah, it's weird. | ||
| If you're talking about 3% of the entire population voting... | ||
| That voted. | ||
| You would have gone to... | ||
| There's a... | ||
| What? | ||
| There's a huge percentage chance. | ||
| Yeah, there's a huge chance that you were right behind an illegal immigrant who was actually turning around and saying, like, hey, I'm not supposed to do this. | ||
| Like, that's what would have happened. | ||
| Yeah, we were straight up talking about this. | ||
| And they could not find out a single person who was a witness. | ||
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No. | |
| And the guy from the Pew Research study was talking about how the numbers that he had... | ||
| Of people who claimed to be illegal immigrants and voting. | ||
| He went back and looked into those people and almost every single one of them was an error. | ||
| Well, there's been, what, like 10 cases of voter fraud in the past 50 years or whatever? | ||
| Well, this year it was like three of the four reported ones were Trump voters. | ||
| Yeah, who were voting multiple times for Trump because they thought it... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Like we said, the guy who tweeted about it is registered in three states. | ||
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Steve Mnuchin is Bannon, Tiffany Trump, Kushner. | |
| They're all registered in multiple states. | ||
| So, like, what are we doing? | ||
| But that's what I'm saying. | ||
| It makes intuitive sense where you're like, oh, everybody has an ID for the rich white base. | ||
| All that they live with, everybody has an ID. | ||
| It's that easy. | ||
| How can you not? | ||
| How can you drive without an ID? | ||
| Some people don't drive, biatch. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Like, all of this stuff. | ||
| Or you have to have a driver's license instead of just a state ID or whatever it is. | ||
| Or I lost my ID and it's too costly to go get another one. | ||
| It's insanely costly. | ||
| I'm fucking busy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it does make a certain intuitive sense until you read up on it, which is... | ||
| Yeah, or think. | ||
| Boy, you're asking people a lot there. | ||
| You're asking a lot of the human race. | ||
| Or if you have basic human empathy. | ||
| So, Jordan... | ||
| I don't like it when you say it like that, because that means some crazy shit's coming around the corner. | ||
| No, we got some fun. | ||
| We've poked holes and discussed a few narrative-heavy stuff. | ||
| A couple of issues that Alex... | ||
| I don't know if we can come to a resolution on this. | ||
| Because I 100% believe he's willfully lying about these things. | ||
| You think that it's possible that he's not? | ||
| I think it's on a case-by-cases. | ||
| So here's my argument. | ||
| It's the basic lie detector test, right? | ||
| You cannot tell somebody is lying if they 100% believe the lie they're telling you. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| It is a lie. | ||
| I'm just saying that if you believe it, it's a... | ||
| He just made the Alex Jones towel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| Maybe that's true. | ||
| Let's put him under a fucking lie detector test. | ||
| There's no way he would submit to that. | ||
| But also, today, when this comes out, he is on Joe Rogan's podcast. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| And I think that that will be the catalyst for... | ||
| Are we going to do a special episode? | ||
| We might have to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, like, that could go really bad. | ||
| I think it has to go really bad. | ||
| I'm really worried that Joe Rogan will show his cards. | ||
| But isn't Joe Rogan a weird conspiracy theorist lunatic? | ||
| He is into some conspiracy theorist stuff. | ||
| He was great on news radio. | ||
| Yeah, he was. | ||
| But he also has a pretty good head on his shoulders. | ||
| So is Andy Dick, and we all know how that turned out. | ||
| But, no, Andy Dick wasn't good on news radio. | ||
| That, we will have a conversation. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We're also going to do a news radio podcast. | ||
| This is going to be a whole network. | ||
| There's going to be a Leanne McAdoo podcast. | ||
| There's going to be a news radio podcast. | ||
| We're going to finally get into Aladdin. | ||
| One of those shows, not much to cover. | ||
| Joe Rogan is into conspiracy stuff, but he generally is pretty good about debunking things. | ||
| He's generally very skeptical and what have you. | ||
| I'm very worried that Alex is going to go on there and he's not going to call him out on stuff. | ||
| Because if he does, Alex will just start yelling at him. | ||
| And there's no point in having that as a show. | ||
| Like, Joe has had Milo Yiannopoulos on a couple times. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And to be fair, Joe doesn't, like, side with him, but he sort of laughs and is entertained by Milo's antics. | ||
| So he's going full Jimmy Fallon on this. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| And it's unfortunate. | ||
| And if we get to the point where... | ||
| Which, by the way, we can just all agree Jimmy Fallon sucks, right? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I hope that gets us the most negative tweets. | ||
| The Alex Jones guys are angry, but they don't tweet at us. | ||
| The Jimmy Fallon folks? | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Jimmy Fallon troll army. | ||
| That's going to be our first shirt. | ||
| The caveat we have is that the roots are amazing and Questlove is the greatest human being alive. | ||
| The caveat I'd like to make is the roots were amazing. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Off-air conversation. | ||
| That's our next podcast. | ||
| Our next podcast is off-air conversation. | ||
| So, let me get to my fucking point. | ||
| I don't remember what it was. | ||
| We're terrible. | ||
| I'm totally worried that Alex is going to go on Joe Rogan's podcast, and he's not going to get called out on his absolute propagandizing, his absolute lying, his twisting of facts, and he's going to be endeared to Joe Rogan's audience, which will expand the group of people that will be open to InfoWars. | ||
| That scares the shit out of me. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Plus him getting White House credentials and being part of the press corps. | ||
| Have we confirmed that he's got White House credentials? | ||
| On today's show, Jerome Corsi was talking about how he's in the process of getting the credentials and he thinks it's going to be no problem. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
| It's probably true. | ||
| Possibly true. | ||
| It can't be true. | ||
| I don't think it's not true. | ||
| Please make it true. | ||
| I don't think it's not true. | ||
| But we're poised to be in a position where Alex and Infowars as a whole... | ||
| Take on a way bigger part of the press than we want. | ||
| Not you and me want. | ||
| Do you mean any part of the press? | ||
| I mean the body public should not want that. | ||
| It's dangerous. | ||
| He is a propagandist. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| But anyway, we need to... | ||
| This is... | ||
| It's like... | ||
| It's like Goebbels had a radio show with a small amount of listeners and then all of a sudden... | ||
| But Goebbels was kind of funny. | ||
| All of a sudden Hitler was like, hey man. | ||
| Bring it up. | ||
| And then Goebbels became amazing. | ||
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Were you just doing a Sammy? | |
| I was not doing Sammy. | ||
| Hey man. | ||
| Hey man. | ||
| Shout out to No Riffin' Griffin. | ||
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Oh boy. | |
| No Riffin' John Griffin could still riff better than Alex Jones. | ||
| I think we can agree on that. | ||
| The greatest of insults. | ||
| So we gotta end this show with some fun. | ||
| We gotta go out on a little fun. | ||
| Yay! | ||
| So on the 27th, most of the show. | ||
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Oh boy. | |
| Was about how pissed off Alex is at CNN. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He hates the MSM, the mainstream media. | ||
| Yes, but CNN? | ||
| He's so mad at them because they did a story about him. | ||
| Oh, of course! | ||
| Even if it was a puff piece, he would be mad that they were mad at him about the wrong things. | ||
| In that clip that I played a little bit earlier, he said the line, while the journalists fact-check Trump, Alex Jones provides alternative facts. | ||
| That is the beginning of this introduction to a clip from CNN about him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, hold on to your fucking hat. | ||
| Hold on to your butts? | ||
| I have a warning for you. | ||
| Are we getting into Sam Jackson and Jurassic Park territory? | ||
| We are. | ||
| Hold on, because... | ||
| Hold on to my butts. | ||
| He never gets to the part about him. | ||
| Does he... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Here's my favorite running thing he does. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's skip this break. | ||
| That's my favorite running thing. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| Skipping the break? | ||
| Oh, so good. | ||
| So good. | ||
| Harsh competition with... | ||
| I'm not going to get into that. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| That's true. | ||
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We've got two frontrunners. | |
| Does he do that in this one? | ||
| I can't remember. | ||
| Oh, I'm excited to find out. | ||
| If I were a betting man, I wouldn't short it. | ||
| That's what I would say. | ||
| I wouldn't sorus it. | ||
| So this first clip is just about how CNN are a pack of liars, and we'll get into the fun. | ||
| This is three clips long, but man, it's great. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Now... | ||
| Before I get to all the numbers and the latest studies, let's just give you Pew Research, the top research facility organization in the country, drawing from universities, government, you name it. | ||
| Their numbers are way bigger of who could potentially do it. | ||
| Pause. | ||
| This is back to the voter fraud shit. | ||
| Pew Research? | ||
| Pew Research. | ||
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Pew. | |
| Pew, okay. | ||
| P-E-W, Pew. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. | ||
| You know about that. | ||
| He didn't say the name Pew, so I wasn't sure which one. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So we got the top polling company. | ||
| So this is back to the voter fraud narrative. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Gotcha. | ||
| But again, the Democrats are organizing this. | ||
| They're getting caught doing it. | ||
| They're getting caught voting for dead people. | ||
| They got caught in the last election. | ||
| Got arrested in like seven different states. | ||
| Oh, that is not true. | ||
| Which state? | ||
| But they're just saying it's preposterous. | ||
| No such thing exists. | ||
| Just like they said it was preposterous six months ago. | ||
| No one would ever federalize the election. | ||
| That's tyranny. | ||
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| Aren't all elections federal? | ||
| Well, they are federal, but they run on the state level. | ||
| Like, each state sort of independently runs their elections. | ||
| That's why you have, like, caucuses. | ||
| That's why you have different, yeah, yeah, caucuses. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Now I gotcha. | ||
| You have different traditions in each state. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| And Alex... | ||
| Primaries, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Alex believes that an executive order that was put out by Obama right before he left office federalized the election and made it under the auspices of the federal government. | ||
| It's not... | ||
| But didn't that not happen? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because if that had happened, wouldn't Hillary be president? | ||
| He would think that, but it doesn't matter. | ||
| Well, yeah, you're right. | ||
| It didn't happen. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| All of the what-ifs after something that didn't happen are just fantasy. | ||
| I legitimately studied logic. | ||
| That's like, what if Voldemort had won? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I studied logic in college, and one of the things that's really important to understand about logic, and I think you understand this. | ||
| Are you saying that logic is in play? | ||
| It is in play. | ||
| Logic is... | ||
| Essentially, a method of truth preservation. | ||
| That's all it is. | ||
| So basically, when you have an if-then statement, if the first part is true, the second part has to be true. | ||
| If the first part isn't true, it doesn't matter what the second part is. | ||
| So if you're saying, Obama federalized the elections and therefore we are where we are... | ||
| It doesn't matter what you're talking about. | ||
| Because you come from a false premise. | ||
| Well, now here's the other thing that I will say about logic, is that it presupposes that human beings are rational, which we all know they're not. | ||
| Eh, some of us are. | ||
| So an if-then statement often winds up being an issue because, you know, you get, if A, then would you prefer B? | ||
| And people say, A. No, no, no. | ||
| You're mixing up logic. | ||
| You're mixing up logic. | ||
| Let's back the fuck out of that. | ||
| There's no point in going into that. | ||
| That's dumb. | ||
| You're mixing up logic. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Let's bail. | ||
| It has nothing to do with human rationality. | ||
| No, I bail. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| I bail. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Let's get back to this dumb shit. | ||
| Which Obama's now done, and all 50 state attorney generals, including Democrats, have said it's tyranny and asked Obama to reverse it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No. | ||
| I did some deep digging on this one, found literally no evidence of this. | ||
| There's never been 50 states' attorney generals to agree on anything. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| I can't even find evidence. | ||
| In the history of the human race. | ||
| I literally can't even find evidence of any attorney general's writing about this. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| Which is interesting considering... | ||
| Everything I told you is happening. | ||
| Boom! | ||
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Boom! | |
| That's why we're exploding and bigger than you CNN. | ||
| That's not true either. | ||
| You are jokers. | ||
| You are frauds. | ||
| We're right. | ||
| You're wrong. | ||
| We tell the truth. | ||
| You lie. | ||
| We're honorable. | ||
| You're dishonorable. | ||
| We love America. | ||
| You hate America. | ||
| Dirtbag. | ||
| We have your WikiLeaks. | ||
| We know you hate the country. | ||
| We have your WikiLeaks. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| It didn't happen! | ||
| And you think I hate it when you lie about me? | ||
| I love it! | ||
| So I mean the come on, man. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| He had a great rhythm to that, though. | ||
| That's such a perfect rhythm. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's almost like a call and response in church. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| He's good at that sort of hypnotic sort of business. | ||
| We lie, you don't. | ||
|
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Ba-da. | |
| Doot. | ||
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Ba-da-da. | |
| Now I just went into what's happening. | ||
| It's also super exciting and super effective when you're literally lying and you accuse other people of being liars. | ||
| It's just great. | ||
| We always go back to that the big through line of his entire body of work is they're doing what they say we're doing. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Which is such a signal that we're doing. | ||
| Exactly what they say we're doing. | ||
| Please don't look at what I'm doing. | ||
| They're doing it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I'm not touching you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, one of the branches of journalism is media criticism. | ||
| And it's a very legitimate branch. | ||
| I would say it's an important branch. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Now, in this clip, Alex... | ||
| He attempts to do some media criticism on a CNN clip. | ||
| I'm a big fan of him attempting to do things. | ||
| And I want to say this. | ||
| We're not going to play all of it because it really loses a thread at some point. | ||
| Who would have guessed? | ||
| But this clip legitimately is like 16 minutes long. | ||
| So he teased this before the show. | ||
| He said we were going to do the longest clip we've ever made. | ||
|
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I'm speaking to the listeners. | |
| I'm doing an aside. | ||
| If we're going to get into the Shakespearean play that is Alex Jones... | ||
| Go Zach Morris on him. | ||
| This is an aside. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| You're going to do a freeze frame. | ||
| He did a freeze frame, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Do we have any... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I was going to drop in a freeze frame by Jake Isles, man. | ||
| That would have been great. | ||
| Then, well, what would have happened is I would have said, hey, let's skip the break. | ||
| We gotta finish this. | ||
| This is too important. | ||
| Yeah, he told me about this earlier, and he teased the longest clip we've ever done. | ||
| I was like, oh, five minutes? | ||
| Turns out it's 16 minutes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a long-ass clip. | ||
| And he's criticizing. | ||
| That's 45% of the episode we've done so far. | ||
| I have no concept of time. | ||
| He's criticizing a clip from CNN. | ||
| I'll just get into it because I don't think I can do it justice explaining. | ||
|
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All right. | |
| And Trump's been proven right again. | ||
| Let's play part of this CNN piece. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
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I'm Brian Stelter, live from Washington City, D.C. Let's just close the screen. | |
| Reliable Sources. | ||
| We're reliable. | ||
| Like a white truck pulls up at the playground and goes, we have free candy, we have puppies, we have comic books. | ||
| That's the equivalent, you know, to kids of Reliable Sources. | ||
| Oh, look, there's a puppy. | ||
| So we're back on the everybody's a pedophile but him train. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And he went to that so fucking fast. | ||
| Yeah, oh, so fast. | ||
| Just immediately, like, oh, the show is called Reliable. | ||
| Yeah, he did not even let them get into anything. | ||
| He was just like, pause this clip. | ||
| And here we go. | ||
| But also, I want to play it. | ||
| I want to play this, like, a little bit longer. | ||
| I am going to put the microphone down. | ||
| Because otherwise... | ||
| I'm going to. | ||
| It's going to get meta if we keep interrupting the clip. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| It's spectacular how he can't let this play and legitimately goes on terrible rifts. | ||
| Have we become the enemy we fight against? | ||
| Is that not what we are? | ||
| It's like the argument against torture. | ||
| When you torture, you become your enemy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Microphone down. | ||
| On the side of the truck. | ||
| Oh, hi. | ||
| Come on in the back of the truck. | ||
| Come on, America. | ||
| Come in here so we can strangle you, enslave you, control you. | ||
| Look at this guy. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| They've got to hire to be traitors now. | ||
| I mean, does that guy look like he's a chump or what? | ||
| That he acts like a big, fat chump? | ||
| Oh, thanks for joining us here on Reliable Creeper Van. | ||
| It should be called, here on Reliable Rape America Van, here on Reliable Creeps. | ||
| So also, I should say this, because I was watching this, because I was like, this is so bananas, I've got to see the video. | ||
| You're unreliable creeps! | ||
| That would be such a great show. | ||
| What the guy in the booth does at this point is puts up an image of a white van that says free candy on the side and a bunch of bloody handprints on it. | ||
| That's a bad van. | ||
| That's a bad van. | ||
| Even if you are a pedophile, don't leave the bloody handprints on there. | ||
| But it's like, also, how did you have that ready? | ||
| How did you have that ready? | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Well, there's one of those vans on the Mexico-Guatemala border. | ||
|
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Absolutely. | |
| We've got memes on that shit. | ||
| We've already gang raped you hard. | ||
| We're not done. | ||
| We take you. | ||
| Put these handcuffs on and we'll go easy on you. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Put the handcuffs on. | ||
| He's saying. | ||
| So let's go back to put the handcuffs on and everything will be okay. | ||
| That's the name of the show. | ||
| Not Reliable Sources. | ||
| I'm going to sit here and decipher the whole thing. | ||
|
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He just introduced the name of the show. | |
| He has not said any of this. | ||
| Let's start over. | ||
| I just pumped the dog look guy. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
|
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I'm Brian Stilter, live from Washington, D.C. today. | |
| Let's stop again. | ||
| Back it up again. | ||
| I'm Brian Stilter. | ||
| I stilt the facts and I'm a con man when manipulating you and Alex Jones' opinion. | ||
| I mean, look at this guy. | ||
| I guarantee you, this chump can't get women if he tried. | ||
| Million dollars on it. | ||
| I mean, he's got a CNN job, a little nerd tie. | ||
| This guy's a punk. | ||
| This guy's an anti-American rat. | ||
| This guy's an enemy. | ||
| Let's go back to him. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
|
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I'm Brian Stelter, live from Washington, D.C. today. | |
| Oh, let's finish up. | ||
| He can't even read out the phone, brother. | ||
|
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I'm live in D.C. I'm in D.C. today. | |
| I'm in D.C. I'm in D.C. That means I matter. | ||
| I'm in D.C. Wait, but isn't he about to be in D.C. which makes him matter? | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| But that's sort of beside the point. | ||
| He's like mocking this guy for swallowing a word. | ||
| Alex did that earlier when he was saying InfoWars. | ||
| If you listen to a clip we played earlier, he said InfoWars. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| Too late. | ||
| Too late. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| The real point of this clip is that he has let Jake Tapper say six words? | ||
| This isn't Jake Tapper. | ||
| Oh, who is it? | ||
| This is just some young guy, Brian Stalter. | ||
| Oh, Brian Stalter. | ||
| I don't know who he is necessarily, but he doesn't look like he's very seasoned. | ||
| But he's definitely not ready to take on Alex Jones. | ||
| No, but he also... | ||
| He just doesn't have our raw power. | ||
| Let's go back to the clip. | ||
| Let's go back to the clip. | ||
| Big! | ||
| Mommy, look at me on TV! | ||
| I lie for the big foreign Chinese government! | ||
| Sorry, let's back him up again. | ||
| Start from the beginning, sorry. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
|
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I'm Brian Stelter, live from Washington, D.C. today. | |
| All I have to... | ||
| Come on, back it up. | ||
|
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Get it out. | |
| It's D.C. District of Criminals, get it out! | ||
| Let him say a word! | ||
| He's the real man. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's got his eyes kind of narrowed. | ||
| I'm a CNN reporter. | ||
| James Bond. | ||
| No one can stop him. | ||
|
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Powerful. | |
| He went back into the Transformers voice. | ||
| He did. | ||
|
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Alright. | |
| Now I'm a big fan. | ||
| Strong. | ||
| He will teach you. | ||
| Let's go back to Mr. Stilted on CNN. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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Maybe you do too. | |
| I've got real issues with Trump. | ||
| Maybe you do too. | ||
| So, what he just did there, with that stopping of the clip, what he did there is say, like, he pretended that what Brian was saying was, maybe you have issues with Trump. | ||
| I have issues with Trump. | ||
| Maybe you do too. | ||
| That's not what he said at all, which will... | ||
| Find out when he plays the clip back again here in a little bit. | ||
| But what you need to keep your ears open for, and I'm just going to say this now, because I'm going to play the rest of this clip. | ||
| I'm not going to stop again. | ||
| Quick question. | ||
| Quick question. | ||
| Here's my bet. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is not a question. | ||
| I shouldn't have... | ||
| Actually, let's make this a question. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| How many minutes before he gets 45 seconds into the clip? | ||
| I don't think he ever does. | ||
| I'm going to give him seven minutes. | ||
| If we play this clip for seven minutes, I say he gets through 30 seconds of what this dude says. | ||
| I really wish there was a way for us to have stopwatches, but it's just not going to work. | ||
| Are you saying that we don't have phones with stopwatches? | ||
| Mine is playing the clips. | ||
| Guess what mine's going to be doing. | ||
| Okay, so what I need you guys to keep your ears open for is the way that he just takes words out of context and responds to them. | ||
| He's not responding to what this guy is actually saying. | ||
| He's responding to certain words that are said. | ||
| Well, not only that, he just let the guy say his name and then he called him a pedophile. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're not even responding to words yet. | ||
| We're just responding to a guy's name. | ||
| Look at this guy. | ||
| He can't get women. | ||
| I bet you a million. | ||
| Why did he start there? | ||
| Because Alex is really wrapped up in masculinity. | ||
| Yeah, that's such a Twitter... | ||
| He's calling him a cuck. | ||
| He might as well be calling him a progtard cuck. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Let me know when I need to start the stopwatch. | ||
| I'm not going to pause this clip again. | ||
| It's just going to play. | ||
| We may interrupt. | ||
| There will be laughing in the background. | ||
| I can't imagine from who. | ||
| Take notes, though, because we're not stopping again. | ||
| Okay, I'll do my best. | ||
| Maybe you're like me. | ||
| Stop watching, sir. | ||
| Only folks you're getting is people that are near brain-dead nursing homes, bro. | ||
| I was in one today. | ||
| Come to me. | ||
| Maybe you'll feel like me, too. | ||
| That's racist! | ||
| I mean, when you hear somebody going, oh, it's just all these tricks they use. | ||
| Here, let's just go back to them. | ||
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Deny reality on a daily basis. | |
| Back the whole thing up. | ||
| I gotta start from the beginning. | ||
| Deny reality on an early basis that Hillary was invincible and could never be beaten and was 50... | ||
| CNN had polls where he was... | ||
| She was 50 points ahead of Trump. | ||
| How the hell is that possible? | ||
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No, they didn't. | |
| Look at that little smiley punk face. | ||
| All he's got is a little con man face. | ||
|
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Like... | |
| Can't even do it. | ||
| For this point, Alex is preening and trying to pretend to do a smug smile face. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| That's what you see when you're chained up in the basement. | ||
| The door opens. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| Let's continue. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
|
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I'm Brian Stelter, live from Washington, D.C. today. | |
| All I have today are questions. | ||
|
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Maybe you do, too. | |
| Will President Trump... | ||
| No, all I'm going to do is lie all day. | ||
| I don't have questions. | ||
| It isn't a question. | ||
| He comes right out and says it's verifiably a lie that this is all scientific. | ||
| You open up an area of your brain that's of questions where you're open and looking. | ||
| Then he tells you he's absolutely a fraud, lying to you constantly. | ||
| All this is written by psych warfare chiefs, little chicken-neck psychiatrists behind the scenes flapping their fingers, you know, hoping to screw America over because they'll be manly someday if they can just dominate those big men they see at the grocery store and drive in those big trucks. | ||
| they scare them so I can just dominate the other men on the modern battlefield oh oh oh oh oh here you hear me tie plucked like they do here you go because they're so scared oh oh god The Midwest. | ||
| I've got guns. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Just all of it's about they're manly. | ||
| They dominate us. | ||
| They're tough. | ||
| They're cool. | ||
| They're smart. | ||
| Because the real men don't want to dominate anybody. | ||
| We're so dominant, we can't even handle all the victory. | ||
| Meanwhile, being run over by parasites like you. | ||
| Everything he says is to hurt you and your family. | ||
| Here, back it up. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Welcome back to Reliable Sources. | ||
|
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I'm Brian Stelter, live from Washington, D.C. today. | |
| All I have today are questions. | ||
|
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Maybe you do, too. | |
| Will President Trump deny reality on a daily basis? | ||
|
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Will he make up his own false facts and fake stats? | |
| If so, what will the consequences be? | ||
| Oh, okay, pause. | ||
| What will the consequences be for the president? | ||
| They mean the American people that elected him. | ||
| It's all about consequences. | ||
| What do we do? | ||
| How do we impeach him? | ||
| How do we destroy him? | ||
| Let's continue. | ||
| Give up trying to fact-check? | ||
| Is that the goal? | ||
| Oh, pause. | ||
| Give up trying to fact-check? | ||
| That's because you've already given up. | ||
| We already hate you. | ||
| We already know you're a fraud. | ||
| We're just putting a tombstone on a pile of manure. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
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Down to wear us out. | |
| Hey, boss. | ||
| See, wear us out. | ||
| They're trying to break our will and wear us out. | ||
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Do I look worn out, boy? | |
| You look worn out. | ||
| I bet your family are a bunch of soft, cowardly, ugly-looking people. | ||
| I don't mean that to be mean, but you know what? | ||
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Yes, you do! | |
| You want to wear us out? | ||
| You look like a pile of dishonorable trash. | ||
| People like you didn't found this country. | ||
| You can't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, scumbag! | ||
| That's why you went and found the most evil organization you could and groveled to it. | ||
| Because weak people grovel at the altar of evil. | ||
| Well, guess what? | ||
| I don't! | ||
| And I see you! | ||
| Continue. | ||
| So, this is where I cut the clip because it goes on for another, like, ten minutes past this. | ||
| Cumulatively, we have 19 seconds. | ||
| He made it through 19 seconds of that clip. | ||
| But that's also including running it back, right? | ||
| No! | ||
| Every time he re-ran the clip, I did a lap. | ||
| So, the best he did was cutting it off for 16 seconds. | ||
| And then he let it run again without restarting it for another 3 seconds. | ||
| And immediately after that, he let it run again for another 1.2 seconds! | ||
| So, like, my favorite thing on there is his, like, Brian Stalter is being like, is the idea of lying and coming up with all this bullshit, is it to wear us out? | ||
| When he says wear us out, he means journalists and people trying to cover it. | ||
| And Alex takes that personally and thinks it's like, I'm not worn out, boy! | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You're just misinterpreting. | ||
| No. | ||
| Three words. | ||
| No, he's not misinterpreting anything. | ||
| You have to have something to misinterpret. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| He let the guy say his name, and then he immediately ragged on whether or not he could fuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is the single most beta male thing that you could possibly do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Actually, you know what? | ||
| No. | ||
| Beta male is their word. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's their language. | ||
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I apologize. | |
| Don't go cuck. | ||
| Don't go cuck. | ||
| Don't go full cuck. | ||
| If there's one lesson Knowledge Fight can teach you, it's don't engage cuck. | ||
| No, it was immediately you can't fuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, you never have to engage. | ||
| You can't fuck if you do fuck, you're bad at it. | ||
| You never have to engage. | ||
| You never have to engage with what they say because you never need to listen to somebody whose family is a bunch of pussies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Would it surprise you to learn that Alex does this a lot? | ||
| I could not imagine. | ||
| This is a very common thing. | ||
| Him not being able to get through clips because he gets too mad. | ||
| Fake mad at various points and goes off on poorly advised riffs. | ||
| But it's not even... | ||
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He just attacks their manhood. | |
| But no, no, no. | ||
| Which is such a Bush League bullshit thing. | ||
| That's the distraction, I think. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I honestly think that... | ||
| The content of what he's doing is the distraction. | ||
| I mean, well, yeah. | ||
| I'm not going to argue with that. | ||
| The reason that he interrupts over and over and over again and does not allow any context of what he's talking about to be aired is because he knows he has nothing. | ||
| Well, that's what he did with the woman who engaged him on the inauguration episode. | ||
| The lady who accused him of a bad liquor on his part. | ||
| Yeah, where he just went, what did he say? | ||
| Sweetcakes? | ||
| He said sweetcakes. | ||
| And it's the same thing he did earlier in this episode with the story about Chinese people taking over Hollywood. | ||
| He has nothing. | ||
| He has nothing to say, so he just uses insults as a way to avoid... | ||
| Too much time to fill. | ||
| Can't allow an actual argument to pierce the space. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Gotta just start yelling nonsense. | ||
| But what's really depressing to me, and... | ||
| Maybe one of the reasons our show will never be as successful as his is that that's really entertaining. | ||
| People love that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| People love that. | ||
| They don't care that there's no substance there. | ||
| I feel like we're doing alright interrupting people. | ||
| We're doing great. | ||
| We're doing alright. | ||
| We're not doing great at interrupting him. | ||
| If we were, we would only make it through 19 seconds of his clips. | ||
| Jordan, like I told you, this goes on for another 10 minutes. | ||
| I think the total was like 16, 17 minutes of him trying to get through the CNN clip. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Okay, so the cumulative amount of time that we listened to was roughly four minutes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So in four minutes he made it through 19 total seconds of that guy's clip. | ||
| And you only started that four minutes after like probably a minute. | ||
| Oh yeah, you're right. | ||
| So we're looking at probably about five to six minutes of him making it through 19 seconds of that guy's clip. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Throughout all of which it was pure... | ||
| Personal attack. | ||
| And nothing engaging. | ||
| There were no ideas to engage. | ||
| Yeah, there was nothing. | ||
| He never even got past, my name is Brian. | ||
| Yeah, he was getting through, like, setup of the piece. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| As it goes on, he transitions it into... | ||
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Have you ever felt, look at this little pussy. | |
| Like, yeah. | ||
| From there, he transitions it into, like, stuff about how Spicer's pretty cool. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He loses the thread entirely, but here's the end of it, which I think is pretty fun. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| You know, I'm done with the piece. | ||
| It just gets worse from here. | ||
| These people are just absolutely... | ||
| It gets worse from him introducing himself. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| Let me be clear. | ||
| Do we need to start this over from the beginning? | ||
| No. | ||
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Hold up. | |
| Play it again. | ||
| I am going to start it from the beginning. | ||
| Play it again. | ||
| I am, but let me be clear. | ||
| When he says, I'm done with the clip... | ||
| He might have made it through another 15 to 20 seconds of Brian Stalter's clip. | ||
| I feel like you're giving him a lot of credit. | ||
| I'm ballparking it. | ||
| Start the clip again. | ||
| I'm done with the piece. | ||
| Stop this clip. | ||
| I can't listen to this clip anymore. | ||
| This guy's a pussy. | ||
| I can't believe how much of a beta male this guy is. | ||
| Start the clip again. | ||
| I'm done with the piece. | ||
| It just gets worse from here. | ||
| These people are just absolutely despicable. | ||
| Liars. | ||
| Stop this clip right there. | ||
| Nobody is a despicable liar, but this guy right here. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| His family probably has sex with bears. | ||
| Have you ever seen a family have sex with bears? | ||
| I have. | ||
| It's disconcerting to say the least. | ||
| At a pizza place. | ||
| Go ahead and start that clip again. | ||
| Stop that clip right now! | ||
| I can't even listen to any more of this clip. | ||
| Start that clip again. | ||
| You know, I'm done with the piece. | ||
| It just gets worse from here. | ||
| I can't wait to listen to more of this clip. | ||
|
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Liars. | |
| Pause that clip. | ||
| These people are trash. | ||
| I mean, these are empty, horrible people that would do anything, the powers that be told. | ||
| They're very dangerous people. | ||
| These are your family's enemies. | ||
| They want to make you poor. | ||
| They see you as bitter clingers. | ||
| They have it out for you. | ||
| It's their ego. | ||
| They're better than people. | ||
| And they get off on Obamacare to impoverish you and call you dumb effers. | ||
| Pause it real quick. | ||
| And thank God you're so stupid. | ||
| Not in a jokey way. | ||
| Pause that real quick. | ||
| The media are your enemy. | ||
| They're your family's enemy. | ||
| How is that? | ||
| There's no possible way that you can listen to that. | ||
| Brian Stalter? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| His clip. | ||
| And not immediately think. | ||
| Isn't that a complete checklist of all the words he just said? | ||
| Somewhat. | ||
| Like, while he's giving you a checklist of what it is they're doing to you, he's immediately following it up with doing that to you. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| But you can't do that. | ||
| Remember, this comes back to exactly what we talked about the other day. | ||
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You can't do that. | |
| On one of the last episodes we did. | ||
| We talked about you were wondering if he's evil or stupid. | ||
| Is he evil or stupid? | ||
| He's clearly evil. | ||
| My argument is that he's evil and he relies on other people's stupidity. | ||
| He is evil. | ||
| He knows that other people aren't going to... | ||
| Much like we've discussed here, he knows that people aren't going to look at the sources that he's actually citing. | ||
| He knows that they're not going to do that. | ||
| He knows that they're not going to put two and two together. | ||
| He's winning the war of the second step. | ||
| This idea that the media... | ||
| These are your family's enemies. | ||
| is one of the most repugnant things I've ever heard in my fucking life. | ||
| Let's start this clip over. | ||
| You know, I'm done with the piece. | ||
| It just gets worse from here. | ||
| I'm done with this. | ||
| Your family is the enemy? | ||
| These people are just absolutely despicable liars. | ||
| And by the way, those aren't even strong enough words. | ||
| These people are trash. | ||
| I mean, these are empty, horrible people that would do anything, the powers that be told them. | ||
| They're very dangerous people. | ||
| These are your family's enemies. | ||
| They want to make you poor. | ||
| They see you as bitter clingers. | ||
| They have it out for you. | ||
| It's their ego. | ||
| They're better than people. | ||
| And they get off on Obamacare to impoverish you and call you dumb effers and thank God you're so stupid. | ||
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Ha ha ha. | |
| Ha ha ha. | ||
| Like a bunch of Skeksis laughing. | ||
| And that's all over, jackasses. | ||
| They'll still be evil fighting good, but humanity's standing up. | ||
| Feel it? | ||
| You've been attacking a sleeping humanity. | ||
| And boy, you were really proud of yourselves as the Lillipollies, weren't you? | ||
| But you're just that, a bunch of little nobodies. | ||
| So get ready. | ||
| I hope you enjoy it. | ||
| Because humanity and liberty is rising. | ||
| We are offering a deal we haven't offered in six months. | ||
| Did we just walk into a bear cave there for a second? | ||
| You laughed at the fucking wrong second. | ||
| Wait for this. | ||
| We legitimately have to roll it back. | ||
| Okay, roll it back. | ||
| Oh, you were really throwing yourselves as a little police, weren't you? | ||
| But you're just that, a bunch of little nobodies. | ||
| So get ready. | ||
| I hope you enjoy it. | ||
| Because humanity and liberty is rising. | ||
| A few points here I gotta hit. | ||
| We are offering a deal we haven't offered in six months. | ||
| We only do this a few times a year, max. | ||
| 25% off all Alexa Pure Pro water filtration systems that cut all the garbage out to like 999999. | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| I like how he will give him 100% correctness, but his medication will only go.999999. | ||
| He's going to protect against the salesmanship, but his personal views are always 100% correct. | ||
| He did a 17-minute goddamn rant about this CNN clip he didn't actually play, then went on a jag about how they're the enemies of your family, the media is, and then switched into salesman mode with no fucking hesitation at all. | ||
| That was such professionalism. | ||
| You've got to give him that. | ||
| He is such a fucking bullshit artist. | ||
| He is the worst. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| He is an artist, though. | ||
| So amazing. | ||
| Okay, so weirdly enough, I spent today in the Museum of Contemporary Art, and there were so many pieces. | ||
| One, I was having this conversation, because somehow, like, I was in London for the past week, and I went to a bunch of museums. | ||
| You think you're better than me because you were in London? | ||
| No, which is strange, because those are the first museums I've been to in, like, 20 years. | ||
| There are tons of great museums in Chicago. | ||
| I would never go to them. | ||
| What am I, a fucking tourist? | ||
| So I went there, and I was going through these museums, looking at these galleries, going like, every gallery should have a comic on there, what should be in this gallery, like, committee. | ||
| Like a stand-up? | ||
| Yeah, just because every time I was there, I would go through there and be like... | ||
| This is an amazing piece. | ||
| And then the next place I went to, I'd be like, fucking, what are you guys doing? | ||
| Somebody should just look at this and be like, this is dumb. | ||
| You put yarn on a thing. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| That kind of a thing. | ||
| Get your metaphor in shape. | ||
| That is exactly what's going on right here. | ||
| He is an amazing artist. | ||
| You cannot fight against that. | ||
| That should be in a museum. | ||
| That transition? | ||
| Yeah, no, that whole thing. | ||
| That whole piece is a perfect bit of performance art. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because there's a complete, perfect through line. | ||
| There's a narrative through the whole thing. | ||
| There's the beginning of it. | ||
| It's perfect, like... | ||
| Personal victimization, like CNN is misaligning me, that he plays this clip that doesn't have anything to do with him, and he interrupts it over and over again, allows no context to happen, doesn't actually engage with the material of what that clip is saying, and then turns it into the media is trying to destroy your family, they want you poor, they fucking hate you, and then also, hey, we got a special. | ||
| We got, hey man, we got 20% off, yeah. | ||
| There were a couple of things that were, like, videos where it was like, we're gonna show these five-second clips, and we're gonna splice them together, but guess what? | ||
| We're gonna show them backwards. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Art. | ||
| That is fucking art right there. | ||
| And I think... | ||
| He just did something that... | ||
| Like, to give him full-on props. | ||
| You or I could never pull that off. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Not in a million years. | ||
| Not in a million years could we have the bald-faced lying ability to just run through that. | ||
| Or just take it back, just say confidence. | ||
| I wouldn't have the confidence to do that. | ||
| Well, yeah, that's why we're cucks. | ||
| That's what's going on. | ||
| Every single time I even bring up my Patreon, I feel fucking self-conscious for a week. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| You know, so... | ||
| No, after a show, somebody asked, like, where can I find you on the internet? | ||
| I was like, ugh, don't find me. | ||
| Don't. | ||
| Gross. | ||
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Ugh. | |
| How dare you? | ||
| Don't be a fan! | ||
| So... | ||
| Live your own life! | ||
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So... | |
| I think you're hitting a really wonderful... | ||
| That was a humble brag, wasn't it? | ||
| I apologize for that. | ||
| No, I think it's a sincere expression of how you feel. | ||
| My beta maleness. | ||
| Yeah, but I also think it's... | ||
| It's important because we... | ||
| This is what we're coming to with Alex Jones, essentially. | ||
| Is that he's this... | ||
| He's a crazy good performance artist. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And also one of the most dangerous forces in media right now. | ||
| Yeah, he's Saruman. | ||
| That's really what he is. | ||
| And I don't think enough people are paying attention to him. | ||
| If you want to call Trump Sauron, he's the Saruman to Trump. | ||
| And that's where we lost most of our listeners right there. | ||
| No, we got a lot of nerds listening. | ||
| They're going to enjoy it. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| And illiterate nerds. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, that brings us to the end of January 26th and 27th on the Alex Jones program. | ||
| He had a bunch of other crazy bullshit to say, but it was inconsequential and didn't really matter. | ||
| And frankly, incoherent, almost certainly. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You can follow us at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter. | ||
| We don't tweet much, but maybe we will in the future. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to see what happens. | ||
| Also, you can reach out to us if you'd like on Gmail. | ||
| We are knowledgefight at gmail.com. | ||
| Also, we're on iTunes. | ||
| You can subscribe to the show, which I recommend you do. | ||
| There might be more episodes coming out in the future. | ||
| We're sponsored by Twitter trolls who do not like us. | ||
| And George Soros. | ||
| Also sponsored by George Soros. | ||
| He is great. | ||
| He helped kill Jews in the Holocaust, and we support that 100%. | ||
| That's not how we should end this episode. | ||
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No, it's not. | |
| That's not a good way to go. | ||
| I'm very worried that, as that was coming out of my mouth, I'm very worried that people might listen to this and not hear the thorough debunking of that in the past. | ||
| I think I'm actually serious. | ||
| Well, I mean, if you're going to Media Matters Us, you would definitely take that clip. | ||
| Yeah, but I think they're on our side. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Alright, we're spinning our wheels. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, this has been the best. | ||
| Thank God I'm back. | ||
| Welcome back. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| It's been great. | ||
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I love you. | |
| Do you remember our sign-off? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| That's not our sign-off. | ||
| What's our sign-off again? | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| Oh, good luck and good night? | ||
| Yeah, I guess so. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We just accidentally said that like three times. | ||
| Yeah, resistance. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I can't find our clip. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex. | ||
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |