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Feb. 12, 2026 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #2453 - Evan Hafer

Evan Hafer joins Joe Rogan to dissect precision disciplines—archery, pool, and martial arts—highlighting their mental rigor, from Rogan’s 84/90-pound bow training to Hafer’s "projectile meditation" and Plumley’s Medal of Honor humility. They contrast extreme dedication (like Mark Twite’s climbing) with modern chaos, including Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged sulfuric acid orders post-2018 indictment and AI’s exponential leap, like ChatGPT-5 outpacing human expertise in surgery or law. The episode warns of a coming "white-collar apocalypse" where AI could reshape—or eliminate—human labor, while Rogan and Hafer debate whether superintelligent systems might see humanity as a liability, echoing Skynet’s dystopian potential. [Automatically generated summary]

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Grip and Bone Tackiness 00:11:33
unidentified
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joe rogan
Oh man, what's happening, baby?
evan hafer
Everything, nothing at the same time.
joe rogan
I was just explaining all this shit that's on this desk.
It's like everybody likes to give me something that sits here, which is kind of cool.
Like Ed Calderon gave me this.
It's like a WD-40 with a lighter attached to it.
You can fucking blast people.
evan hafer
Is it like a self-defense?
unidentified
I don't know.
joe rogan
He's always got these things, like cartel things.
That looks like the cartels.
evan hafer
It's 3D printed, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think it is.
unidentified
That's cool.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, it's a little portable flamethrower.
evan hafer
Holy shit.
joe rogan
From two common items.
And then I think it was Luke Caverns gave me this.
Is that who gave me this?
The Olmec.
unidentified
No, the Olmec hand.
joe rogan
It's from the Olmecs.
evan hafer
Oh, is that what it is?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then, of course, my man John Reeves is always giving me these mammoth things.
I got mammoth.
This is actually from Colossal, but he gave me a 1911 handle.
evan hafer
That's legit.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Even though, do you have any 1911s?
joe rogan
No.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
I got 2011s.
evan hafer
Yeah, of course.
It's a huge upgrade.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But, you know, I'm sure it'll probably be able to fit.
Like, you can bring it to a gunsmith.
It can make it fit.
evan hafer
Yeah.
Well, you know what you could do?
You could have them make one for your bow.
So you could put the bone on each side of your bow.
joe rogan
Oh, I have that.
evan hafer
You have it?
joe rogan
Yeah, from Rattler Grip.
evan hafer
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
This is another piece.
Shout out to handsome Rob Rattler Grip Grips.
He always hooks me up.
Gives me those keep hammering ones.
evan hafer
Yeah, those are cool.
joe rogan
Yeah, it feels better, too.
It feels better in the hand.
It's interesting.
Like, Hoyt doesn't have a whole lot of options.
Like, Ultraview doesn't make their handles for Hoyt, but they make them for Matthews because he shoots Matthews.
But it's a nice handle upgrade.
It really does, like, the way it sits in your hand, it really does feel like a little better.
evan hafer
Are you still putting them on your Hoit for everyone?
joe rogan
The Rattler grips.
unidentified
You do?
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He just sent me some new ones.
It feels better.
And the bone, there's something about the bone.
It's more tactile in your hand than the plastic.
evan hafer
Well, I've been wrapping mine with that camouflage athletic tape.
joe rogan
Oh, really?
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Bomar sells stuff like that.
He sells specific bow grip.
It's got a little bit of tackiness to it, but some people think you shouldn't have that.
They think your hand should be so relaxed that it should be able to slip around your hand so there's like no torque whatsoever in your front hand.
evan hafer
I don't like that.
I like to feel the dexterity of it, right?
I like to have a little bit of relief in the hand in the context of I got to have some grippiness to it.
Just like a baseball bat or any other things.
Even all of the Glocks and 2011s, I'll still do an upgrade on the stippling and clean a little bit more.
But I've also got giant hands for a, well, I shouldn't be, I shouldn't say I'm small.
Like I am two inches taller than the average Asian woman.
So I don't like to brag about it.
I don't want to come out with that right away.
It just might seem a little bit egotistical.
joe rogan
Yeah, but if you do anything, I think it's just like whether it's with archery or anything with shooting.
It just has to register with you.
It's not going to be the same with everybody.
I know dudes who just can't get used to finger triggers.
And some dudes just love finger triggers.
And some guys just have to shoot a hinge.
And some guys just can't do it.
evan hafer
I shoot them all, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Like I just have.
So I got that dump bag now that I basically all wear on the side.
And then I'll do the hinge roulette.
joe rogan
So I'll just reach in there.
evan hafer
Reach in.
And then I got to shoot a hinge.
or I've got to shoot this.
And the only way that you don't, or the mix-up part, you've got to shoot the wrist wrap, right?
You have to.
Have to put that on.
So you can't just do shooter roulette with all of that.
joe rogan
But that's the wrist straps a little bit more involved.
But I love having them.
I've been using the wise guy.
I've been, ever since our last hunt, I've been only using the wise guy.
And I'm used to it now.
It took a while.
I was like hammering the trigger for a little bit.
Like, after the thing is, it's like with archery, once your form breaks down and then you try to compensate because you're tired, like I think I should just limit myself to one hour.
And after one hour, just stop.
evan hafer
So is that what you're doing every day?
Is basically an hour?
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
A little bit more, a little, a little more.
joe rogan
Yeah, but it's when it's more, it's when things go sideways.
Like, I'll give myself like a few minutes break to let my arm relax.
And then I just, I'm just, it's too much compensating because my arm's tired.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And not enough, especially because the bow is 84.
Now I got the new one that's 90 pounds.
evan hafer
Is that what you're shooting every day?
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
You're shooting 90 pounds.
unidentified
84 every day.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I haven't set up the 90 yet.
It's still got archery country.
evan hafer
And then do you, are you going out to 100 plus every day too, or do you stick to 85?
joe rogan
It's my standard in my backyard.
As long as there's no one wandering around.
When people are wandering around, I tend to, I get, you know, like this landscapers.
I, I don't do a long bomb.
evan hafer
I've got my wife is redoing this little garden house in the back, so she won't let me shoot at it anymore because she's afraid I'm going to put an arrow through her little hut that she's making.
She's actually doing all the work, too.
She's got like a tool belt on and she's out there hammering away.
joe rogan
Oh, that's great.
evan hafer
She's got the doors in and everything.
She's doing all the work.
unidentified
Wow.
evan hafer
So she's like, you can no longer use this as your backstop because it was just a pile of shit that I could basically shoot arrows.
joe rogan
Oh, that's a bad trade.
evan hafer
It's a super bad trade.
joe rogan
Yeah, I need a backstop.
You got to fuck off.
Like, we were talking about must-haves for backyards.
Like, I got to be, I'm not living in a house where I can't shoot at least 50 yards.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
I go out in the backyard.
I get my range finder.
I bring a range finder when I look at houses.
No bullshit.
evan hafer
Are you serious?
joe rogan
100%.
I've been doing it for the last like six, seven years.
Before I bought this house in, well, the bot, when I bought the house in Austin, it was a big yard.
I'm like, we're good.
I just had to find a spot.
I was like, this is at least 100 yards from here to here.
evan hafer
Have you ever punched the trigger and put one out in the river?
I guess you shouldn't tell me that.
joe rogan
No, I never shoot towards the river because kayakers.
You never know when some, because like the kayakers, they like to go like real close to the shore.
unidentified
And it's like, if you hear, fuck, that would suck.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
I'd be in such deep shit.
I would never do it.
I wouldn't be such deep shit.
Deepest of deep shit.
An asshole like me who's always promoting archery, I shoot a kayaker with a field tip right through the fucking forehead.
See some poor lady?
evan hafer
Like a unicorn running through the river.
joe rogan
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I very rarely, I mean, if I'm shooting broadheads, I really know where I'm going.
Yeah.
I don't fuck around.
But with field tips, I'll launch some bombs.
But it's never in an area where there's anything behind me.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
I don't.
evan hafer
It's just too risky.
So I had an archery, little archery range in the back of my Salt Lake City building.
And I used to let everybody use it in the company.
And then after you've worked for the company for a while, you'd get your choice.
You get like a staccato or a rifle or a bow.
And then we're doing, we still do, right?
We still do a lot of better and adaptive athlete shoots and the tactical or tactical games and the total archery challenges.
So I've given away 100 bows probably.
Oh, that's a whole company.
joe rogan
Do you let them hear their brand and the whole deal?
evan hafer
No, no, no.
We partner.
We partnered with Hoyt on the last batch, and then we partnered with PSE.
We partner with kind of anybody that wants to go in 50-50 on us, right?
Oh, great.
joe rogan
That's awesome.
evan hafer
But then we'll make them black rifle custom, right?
So it's cool camouflage, a little branding on it.
But here's the downside to that: when you got a bunch of people shooting in the back, I had a storage facility in the back.
There were always arrows in this storage area.
And so finally, my general counsel came to me.
He's like, no more.
You got to stop.
You can't shoot any more arrows.
So I banned it for everybody except for me.
Me, Logan, you know, Matt, basically the people that could either absorb the legal fees or at least like explain it away.
joe rogan
Well, the thing about archery is it's such a it's it's a skill that 100% degrades.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like you have to stay on it.
Yeah.
And you just can't trust that everyone's staying on it.
evan hafer
No.
It's it's even hard for me if I take three weeks off.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
I was I was having that a little bit of tenanized in my left elbow.
So I took like a month off after hunting season.
And you put it back in your hand and it feels almost like a foreign object.
unidentified
I know.
evan hafer
It feels horrible.
It's just gross until you have at least three or four days of shooting consistently back into the groove.
You can't put the arrow where you want.
It's just three weeks off.
joe rogan
And it feels to me like the more consistent I am in off-season, like the entire year.
Those are the years where I'm really shooting my best.
You can't just get back on the bow like a month before you have to go hunt.
You can't do it.
evan hafer
I can't.
I know guys that can.
Guys that I grew up with that had been shooting since they were nine.
joe rogan
Right, but they're really good shots.
Imagine how good they would be if they did it all the time.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like a guy like Cam, like, he's not taking any time off.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
He's shooting every day.
evan hafer
But that's part.
He takes pleasure in the pain, too.
He doesn't take time off because he's.
joe rogan
That would be relaxing.
evan hafer
Yeah, it'd be relaxing.
Like, imagine, just imagine that.
Like, Cam Haynes on vacation.
His feet up, you know, drinking on the beach.
Is that even like a...
joe rogan
No.
evan hafer
That's not even a thing.
joe rogan
I've gone on vacation with him.
evan hafer
Have you really?
joe rogan
Yeah, but we went vacationing in Lanai where we could bow hunt.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
So we would bow hunt at least once a day because Lanai, you know, you've been.
It's crazy.
It's one of the craziest places on earth.
For people that don't know, there's 3,000 people and 30,000 deer.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And they were given by King Kamehameha by whoever the head dude was in India.
He's like, he gave him a gift of Axis.
evan hafer
Is that where they came from?
I didn't realize that that was the actual timeline.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
I didn't realize that.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And they're everywhere.
They tried to reintroduce them, try to introduce them to the big island.
Like, I know Shane Dorian was all pumped about it, but then they eradicated them.
People killed them.
They said they were invasive.
evan hafer
I think they need to be everywhere they can be.
joe rogan
They're delicious.
evan hafer
They're delicious.
They're the most delicious of the deer.
Of course.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Next to elk.
It's like, for me, it's elk and then axis.
But axes are the most challenging to hunt.
They're the fastest things I've ever seen in my life.
They move so fast, it doesn't even make sense.
It's like, how are you doing that?
You could dodge an arrow from 30 yards away, and the arrow's not even close to them when it gets there.
evan hafer
I had a female bedded at 30, and she jumped the string on her bed at 30 yards.
That was my first shot.
And I realized, holy shit.
joe rogan
Yeah, they're different.
evan hafer
I've got to up my game.
joe rogan
Well, it's like they evolved with tigers.
Coffee Conundrums 00:07:59
evan hafer
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's the thing.
It's like, you got to be able to go.
evan hafer
Can you imagine how tough you would be if you evolved with tigers?
joe rogan
That would be sick.
Well, that's the problem with America, period.
It's like there's not enough, there's too many people running around with zero physical challenges, and they're so soft.
Like, there's a giant percentage of our population that is so soft.
And if like if there was like a, if the world went nuclear, we lost everything, and then it was like hand-to-hand battles, every country could invade America if we run out of bullets.
Once we run out of bullets, every country can fuck us up.
evan hafer
Yeah, right.
You can walk around.
I think, well, that's, you know, with coffee, right?
The best coffee shops are like, there's so much stuff on Instagram.
It's so funny.
Because you walk into a coffee shop, and if you see the craziest looking freak, it's going to have the best coffee.
For recycling.
unidentified
But it's the same left-wing weirdo fucking lip rings.
evan hafer
Oh, yeah.
How many nose rings do you have?
Like, how many colors do you have in your hair?
And how many pronouns do you have?
Because that's like, you're going to make the greatest espresso I've ever had.
And that's the joke, right?
Because I'll go cruise around in Austin for the last couple of weeks.
joe rogan
Yeah, you see a dude who's jacked with a hand tattoo.
He's going to make you a bullshit coffee.
evan hafer
It's like, I can make you pour over.
I mean, I can just pour it over.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
He'll make you some cowboy coffee.
He's going to fucking one of them tin pots that you put on the fire.
evan hafer
Take his sock off or something.
Like, I'm good.
I'm all set, man.
I'm all set.
joe rogan
What is it about baristas?
Like, how did that become such a left-wing, safe place?
evan hafer
You know, I don't know.
I think the origin of it comes from San Francisco, Seattle, right?
All the, we'll say the left-wing, left coast, all of the wokeism.
Yeah, because that also drove most of what I would say is the third and fourth wave.
Because there's one, two, three, four basic waves in coffee.
Third and fourth wave are the most recent.
Fourth wave would be considered single origin, very lightly roast coffees.
And you've been to these coffee shops.
You know what they look like.
It takes you 15 minutes to get a cup of coffee.
They typically won't even talk to you.
They look down at the computer screen, but it's going to be decent cop, right?
So if you go first wave, which is going to be like Folger's, Maxwell House, that's like been around for 100 years.
That's a commodity coffee.
It's going to have Robusta.
It's going to be darker roasted.
That's going to be first wave.
And then second wave would be experiential.
So it'd be more like Starbucks.
It's kind of second wave would be experiential, dark.
And then third wave would be more artisan, micro lot, single origin.
And then fourth wave is kind of a mix of the best in third wave that really activates your senses in the sense of like, now they're doing anaerobics.
So they're using things from like wine and beer and they're developing all these different profiles.
But that artisan craft, the genesis in like San Francisco and Seattle from third wave, they took on identity politics and then drove it through the trade.
It's pretty impressive.
So it's so weird because if you go anywhere, you can get amazing cups of coffee.
You're just going to like wade through the wokeism to go get it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I can't go there.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
I was at a Starbucks the other day and two lesbians walked in.
They saw me and they left.
evan hafer
What?
That's how that was.
joe rogan
They said, we can't.
We can't do this.
They looked in my face and they said, we can't do this.
And they left.
I was like, I'm a big fan.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Big fan of your work.
evan hafer
Big fan of your work.
joe rogan
I had a cup of coffee from Starbucks, which I rarely go into, but it was up to my family.
And it was so bad.
A cup of black coffee.
It's all a drink.
I don't put anything in it.
I was like, this is like not drinkable.
It tastes like shit, which is like everybody throws a bunch of cream in there and a bunch of sugar in there and you get your caffeine and it tastes like what you like.
But if you just try to just drink coffee at Starbucks, it is such a bad product.
And that doesn't have to be like that.
evan hafer
Well, part of the problem is they're over-roasted because they know it's going to have cream and sugar in it.
joe rogan
But why over-roast it then?
evan hafer
Because you can make a consistent profile and it's just consistently very dark and extremely acidic, basically.
And that becomes the consistency in the product.
joe rogan
Do you think people have this thing in their head that the darker the coffee is, the stronger it is?
evan hafer
Yeah, of course.
That's one of the huge misconceptions, right?
So they just bucket the misconceptions in here, which is, you know, coffee is not a bean, it's a fruit.
So it's a cherry, and then you roast the pit.
So the second one would probably be the darker you roast something, the more caffeine it's going to have, which is absolutely not the case.
unidentified
It's the opposite.
evan hafer
It's completely opposite because you've got two genetic strains.
You've got Robusta and Arabica.
Robusta is smaller bean.
It's got more caffeine.
It's also more bitter.
Arabica probably constitutes probably 60 to 70% of the world's coffee, but it's more flavor.
It's got less caffeine and it's less acidic in general.
And then when you over-roast it, you can kind of combine multiple lots, multiple variants of Arabica.
joe rogan
Oh, I see.
evan hafer
And then you can consistent, you can make this consistent profile.
joe rogan
So it consistently sucks.
evan hafer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you're going to put cream and sugar in it, nobody cares because they're like, I just need something that's going to serve as a caffeine vehicle for my cream and sugar.
joe rogan
I know, but wouldn't that be okay if you just had good coffee and did that and didn't burn it?
evan hafer
Well, I do.
I think that's where third wave and fourth wave, it's more directly related to the quality of the coffee.
It's no cream, no sugar.
And it's more first and second wave.
It's cream and sugar.
Because you're going to have to cover up the inconsistencies.
joe rogan
Well, some people just like it anyway because what they're getting is a treat.
They're not thinking of it as like, I'm drinking coffee.
Like they're getting a treat.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like if you have order a Frappuccino.
evan hafer
It's a milkshake.
joe rogan
It's a milkshake.
Yeah.
It's tons of sugar.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Tons of caffeine too.
You're like, sitting in your cubicle.
evan hafer
You've got like 100 grams of sugar, 200 milligrams of caffeine.
You're like, you're skyrocketing with just energy until you crash and then you need another one.
joe rogan
Yeah, and then you're just doing that all day and frying your central nervous system.
And then when you get out of work, you just die.
evan hafer
You just go home and go home and melt on the couch and watch some sports, man.
joe rogan
Yeah, your insulin's all fucked up.
You're falling asleep.
evan hafer
The coffee nerd conversations just put half the fucking audience to sleep, too.
I don't care.
joe rogan
I don't care.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
evan hafer
It's so funny, man.
I'll start talking about it.
I'm like, I should not.
Because I was a comms guy back in my previous profession, my previous life.
And it's so funny because when you talk about communications and just technology in general and you start analyzing like, you know, frequencies and spectrum analyzers or whatever, whatever you want to talk about, people's eyes would just glaze over in the tea room.
And I'd be like, all right, well, you guys want to go blow some shit up?
Like, why don't we shift the topic?
Because you guys don't want to talk about this.
I know you don't want to hear about it.
So in cross-training, it's just you try to keep people awake, basically.
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Well, there's a lot of people that have a hard time focusing on something that isn't exciting.
evan hafer
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
For whatever reason.
Even if it's like important technical details that'll help you do things that are exciting.
You know, it's the delayed gratification.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
They're the same type of people that don't like to do cold plunges or don't like to do certain things that you're not going to feel an immediate benefit.
It's going to suck while you're doing it.
So you put it off.
Like you've got to have a mindset that there's some things that suck that will make the things that are exciting way better.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like for comics, it's writing, like sitting down and writing.
You know, because a lot of comics don't want to write.
They just want to come out with ideas through the day and then work them out on stage.
I'm like, that is great.
You can do that.
But you should also write because the ideas that come to you while you're writing, they won't come any other way.
And those are like little gifts from the universe.
And the only way you get them is you got to sit down with a fucking pad of paper or a computer in front of you and come up with them.
You got to sit down and start working and let the mind just slowly but surely pop them out.
evan hafer
How often do you do that?
joe rogan
At least four days a week.
evan hafer
For an hour, two hours?
joe rogan
Yeah, at least an hour.
I try to write a thousand words.
So it might be an hour, it might be two hours.
And then out of those thousand words, I might get a paragraph.
Like, there it is.
That's what I was looking for.
You're basically looking for arrowheads in a field.
You know, you're picking up a giant clump of dirt and you're shaking it out and washing it over.
And ah, got one.
evan hafer
So, do you try that out on anybody before you actually?
No, you just like, okay, this is the thing.
joe rogan
I'm pretty sure I got something.
When I got something, I'm pretty sure I got it, but I don't know what it's going to be until the audience tells me.
evan hafer
When you have your own club, so you can just try to help.
You just like drive in.
That's Wednesday.
Let me try.
joe rogan
Even when I didn't, I would go to the store.
I'd go to the, like, say, if I have a bit and it's exciting, I'm like, oh, I wrote something that's good.
I would go to the improv, and then I'd go to the store, and maybe I'd go to the ice house.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
I bang out a few sets, at least two in a night.
Some, you know, you could travel around.
Like, LA was really good for that.
Austin's amazing for that.
There's seven clubs on my street now.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, between my street and the neighboring streets.
So you got us, and then right down the street is the Sunset Room, which Red Band owns.
And then right up across from that, you got Creek in the Cave, which is awesome.
And then you got the Vulcan, which is right down the street.
And there's a bunch of other small rooms.
There's the Black Rabbit.
There's all these rooms that have comedy at least three or four nights a week.
So if you're like a guy or a girl coming up right now in Austin, you could really work.
You could work.
And they're all paying.
So you're collecting 50 bucks here.
My club pays more.
My club plays the most.
But all these different places, they pay, you know, like actual money for you to do a set.
At the end of the night, you got a few hundred bucks.
You can get something to eat.
Like, there's all these comedies that don't have to do the road now.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
So like they used to just have to do the road to pay their rent and for food.
You don't have to do that anymore.
You could like stay in town and really build up material and then go out on the road.
evan hafer
Is the material going to shift?
I know it's regionally.
You've got to have your.
I'm not saying like left or right.
I'm just saying does the material have to shift based on where you're at?
So if you're in LA, is the crowd a little bit different?
The people are going to be more accepting, less accepting, expect something a little bit different.
joe rogan
You can hear that.
evan hafer
You can't.
You just like, here's the joke.
Let me run it.
joe rogan
Well, the good thing is if they're not accepting of an idea, maybe you should re-examine that idea and maybe figure out like, why am I, maybe I should figure out a better way to make this idea acceptable.
You know, because there's ideas where I'll start it off and it's just like, oh, this ain't going anywhere.
And then I'm like, there's got to be an angle in here.
And then I'll find a whole other angle.
I'm like, ha ha, now I have it.
And then I have to find an angle.
Like, what if I was a woman and I was watching this and I'm looking at this fucking meathead on stage and I'm like, okay, like, I got to figure out a way to get them to understand that just because I look like this doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
Like, let me work this into your head first and then explain it from my perspective.
evan hafer
It's funny because I look like this.
It doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
joe rogan
It's an automatic assumption.
You know, I mean, it's an untold prejudice that men with muscles in particular are assholes.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like instantly.
evan hafer
Yeah, you've got a very definitive look.
And then as soon as you open your mouth, they're assuming that you're going to be just the complete asshole.
joe rogan
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like a mean person.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, covered in tattoos, cage fighting comedy.
evan hafer
I know that you can craft a joke because you've been doing this for forever, but is there a certain amount of pleasure that you get now from bombing sometimes?
Snooping in?
unidentified
Terrible.
evan hafer
Really?
joe rogan
I always say bombing on stage, like sucking a thousand dicks in front of your mother.
But the difference is, like, there's probably a guy out there that likes sucking a thousand dicks as far as you can.
You made me do this bomb.
unidentified
Come on, mom.
joe rogan
99.
There's a guy out there that would like take some.
I mean, these people are into shit porn and all kinds of nutty things.
evan hafer
You're drawing the same parallel to like bombing and people are into shit porn.
joe rogan
Yeah, if you like bombing, you're into people shitting in your mouth.
It's not fun.
You don't want people to have a bad time.
They're there to have fun.
These people work.
They're working all day.
They're fucking tired.
You want them to have a good ass time.
And the only way for them to have a good ass time is for you to do your job.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
You know, but it's, it has to sometimes not work well.
And there's like this moment when I'm about to do a new bit.
I'm like, God, I don't even want to do this.
I don't know where this goes.
But I have to.
You got to trot it out there and hope that you could find an angle.
evan hafer
So you don't try those on your, like with your wife or anything.
You know, the worst.
unidentified
Yeah.
She'd be the one.
evan hafer
She'd just tear you down.
joe rogan
She would just stare at me like, what is wrong with you?
It's like she and I have a very good balance because she's so different than me.
But has a lot of the same values as me.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, like discipline and she's very smart and she's interested in things.
But we're very different.
evan hafer
Well, it's so funny because my wife and I will walk around, right?
And I'm a very amateur comedian just around my friends.
I try to, I try really hard, right?
I'm not even close.
I'm just like, you know, I specialize in stupid shit that I say.
Basically, that's where I'm going with this.
And she, when I get her to laugh, that's like that means way more to me than like my friends.
Sure, I can make them laugh.
Like I can make my employees to laugh.
I kind of pay them to, you know?
But like when my wife laughs, that means it's fucking funny.
joe rogan
That's legit.
evan hafer
It means it means something, right?
It's like, it's legit.
She's like a one-person crowd, right?
So we were walking around.
I was talking about, have you seen that Burt Kreicher Freebert?
Caught in the Pacific Northwest 00:15:10
evan hafer
Have you seen his new series?
joe rogan
I've only seen the trailers, but everybody that saw it loves it.
evan hafer
It's really funny, man.
And so I was like, we should watch this.
You should check it out.
She watched it like five minutes.
She's like, this is such a dude show.
Fuck you.
I've never watched this.
But it's the same.
It's like what I want to watch and I think is funny.
She's like, absolutely not.
But then she wants to watch some like true crime thing around it, you know, a dude that killed his wife.
And I'm like, they love it.
They love it.
joe rogan
Why do they love that?
evan hafer
It's so weird.
joe rogan
It's like genetic that they love it because my kids love those shows.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
They love serial killer expose shows and all these true crimes.
evan hafer
And I don't like any of that.
joe rogan
I was talking to my daughter about it, and she said, because girls don't do things like this.
So we kind of want to see what's going on in a man's mind that makes him, it's such a mystery.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's such a mystery.
Like most men can imagine a scenario where there's a bunch of people that did some horrible shit in a room and you just go in there and fucking kill all of them.
Most men, most men can say, oh yeah, there's a place.
There's a place.
Like if someone did something and I knew they did something and they're in that room and they need to go, they need to go.
Most women can't think like that.
They don't think like that.
It's not inside their head.
And then there's the darkness of it.
Like these aren't men that are doing something to someone who deserves it.
They're just doing it to vulnerable people.
They're just evil creatures who just want to go out and hunt vulnerable people.
And I think women want to know that there are men like that out there that are so different than them so they can put it in their head.
Like, okay, serial killers are real.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like these true crime shows have shown me this, and I want to know what to look for.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
That's right there.
evan hafer
Whereas, have you ever spent a second of your life in fear or fearing a serial killer?
joe rogan
Not really.
unidentified
No.
evan hafer
It's not a realistic fear.
joe rogan
But if I was at a truck stop and there was some fucking shady dude that came into the bathroom after me and he was like waiting outside and it didn't look like he needed to use the bathroom, I would be 100% on guard.
Like there's people that will just randomly kill people just for a thrill and get away with it.
And I think there's way more of them getting away with it than they'd like us to know.
Like here's a good example.
In Austin, what is the actual number of people who have bodies that have been found in Lady?
Put this into our wonderful sponsor, Perplexity, before it becomes the digital god that takes over the universe, this AI.
What are the numbers of people that have been found drowned in Ladybird Lake over the last three years?
It's something crazy.
evan hafer
Is it really?
unidentified
Yeah, it's like 30.
evan hafer
I thought this was just a funny joke for Tony to talk about.
joe rogan
Oh, no, it's like a real thing.
No, no, no.
It's real.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
It's real.
So the cops don't want to say it's a serial killer.
They think it's because it's over by Rainy Street.
A lot of people are partying.
But there's the bodies keep piling up.
38.
unidentified
What?
Yeah.
evan hafer
And they want to say it's not a serial killer?
joe rogan
2022.
Data showing at least 38 bodies found in or around Ladybird Lake.
Separate map-based analysis of Ladybird Lake downtown area reports.
Four deaths in 2022, five in 2023, five in 2024, two in 2025.
So this is downtown area.
These map numbers focus on a specific stretch of the lake, while the 38 body figures cover all bodies found in or around the lake in that period.
jamie vernon
These might be right near that bar area on Rainbow Street.
joe rogan
Right, right on Rainy Street.
Yeah.
Or the other parts of the lake.
evan hafer
So they're basically saying these guys get drunk and they end up passing out in the water.
joe rogan
I mean, all you would have to do is get someone drunk enough where you could hold them underwater.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's not, I mean, if you were a guy who wasn't drinking or you had a really good tolerance or you're a big person, no evidence of serial murder.
Says the patterns match typical accidental drowning risks, young adult men, nightlife, easy water access, or some guy was drowning gay guys.
Could be because a lot of them are gay.
Like a giant percentage of these guys are gay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's near a gay area.
That's the gay rainy street is like the party area where there's a lot of gay bars.
evan hafer
That's why it's such a funny joke for Tony.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, it's a weird thing, man.
It's a weird thing because at what point in time does someone have to get caught before they say, oh, Jesus, these weren't just a coincidence.
Someone was drowning people.
Because I don't think it was a common thing.
I think, like, you know, you maybe get one a year.
Some fucking drunk hops off a boat and doesn't know what he's doing and drowns.
That does happen.
But this is not that.
This is way more.
38 bodies in a few years is kind of kooky.
evan hafer
Well, and how many of those, if you think about it, right?
How many serial killers are out there?
Because the FBI, obviously, they've done the analysis on it.
There's probably like 100, 200, 300 serial killers.
That's how many point in time.
joe rogan
Always.
There's always, yeah.
Always has been.
evan hafer
And most of them, well, I'll say, yeah, I wanted to get caught.
Or, yeah, it took you long enough.
Like, I was getting sloppy, right?
My murder lust took over.
jamie vernon
There was 200 since 2004.
evan hafer
Oh, my gosh.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
Autopsy report found alcohol present in a large share of the cases, sometimes at levels above the legal driving limit, which is not much, by the way.
Legal driving limit is like two drinks.
And police specifically describe most rainy street area drownings as alcohol or drug-related.
jamie vernon
I've heard people getting, you know, dosed.
They get like roofied and whatnot.
And they're like, I've heard a lot, too many cases.
Never in a city have I lived, I've heard that many people saying they've been roofied.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
No, I think it's, I don't think it's specific to here.
I think it's everywhere.
It's GHB, I think, is a lot of it.
People are dosing people up with GHB.
That's a big one.
jamie vernon
How many serial killers are there?
joe rogan
Yeah.
How many active serial killers do they estimate are in America right now?
Let's guess.
evan hafer
You think 10?
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
I think 100.
unidentified
Whoa.
evan hafer
Yeah.
I'm going 100.
This is like a wheel of fortune type scenario.
joe rogan
Yeah, man.
Holy shit.
100 is nuts.
If it's 100.
evan hafer
I think it's 100.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
evan hafer
300.
unidentified
Interesting.
Huh?
joe rogan
25 to 50 at any given time.
evan hafer
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Range reflects killers who have committed at least two murders with a cooling off period and are still operating undetected.
I like the cooling off period.
Man, maybe I take a break.
You're scrubbing the fucking blood out of the inside of your fingernails.
Serial killings make up less than 1% of U.S. homicides overall.
Numbers peaked at around 300 in the 1970s and 1980s.
There were 300 active serial killers in the 70s and the 80s.
I bet that was because that was when it was like son of Sam.
evan hafer
It was like trendy.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I think it was probably a lot of bored dudes just didn't like working in an office.
evan hafer
It's like Ted Bundy and Son of Sam.
All those guys were like the greatest.
joe rogan
All over the news.
All over the news.
Yeah.
It was huge.
Why are there fewer serial killers now than there used to be?
What was the answer?
jamie vernon
That's probably just because it's easier to get caught now.
People are probably more afraid to try.
evan hafer
Yeah, because you think about all the technology and the surveillance.
Like, you get rolled up.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
You get a.
joe rogan
I think the creepiest one was that dude who studied serial killers in college and then went and killed those girls at that dorm house.
You know that story?
What was that in Seattle?
I think there was Idaho.
evan hafer
Yeah, it was Ted Bundy, right?
joe rogan
No, no, no.
unidentified
Recent different?
evan hafer
Oh, it was recent.
joe rogan
Recent.
Yeah.
He knew the people that lived there.
He studied.
What did he study exactly in college?
Like he was studying it like he was trying to learn how to not get caught.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
Yeah, this guy.
This fucking guy.
unidentified
Oh.
joe rogan
Horrific new details about the final moments of the four University of Idaho stabbing.
unidentified
Oh, gosh.
evan hafer
So that's where I went to school.
That's the University of Idaho.
joe rogan
He stabbed the four victims at least 150 times in total.
evan hafer
I didn't realize that was like the case from Moscow.
joe rogan
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
This sick fuck.
So this guy, he was studying it in college.
So I forget what criminal justice.
Let's see if we can find out.
But it was very clear that he had been planning this a long time.
And there was also a possible connection to him and some murders from the Pacific Northwest that he knew the people, people died in a kind of a similar way.
He might have gotten away with it up there.
So he tried it up there and then went to Idaho.
jamie vernon
PhD criminology student.
evan hafer
Oh my gosh.
Well, that makes sense.
joe rogan
It does.
evan hafer
So he's educating himself on how to get away with it.
joe rogan
He was that guy that if you had your comms class, he'd be sitting there like this.
evan hafer
He's like way into it.
joe rogan
Yeah, way into it.
evan hafer
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
He wanted to know all the details.
evan hafer
The Pacific Northwest is like, that's a spot.
These guys love it up there.
I don't know if it's like the rain, you know?
joe rogan
Well, we had a lady that was connecting it.
She came on the podcast and she was connecting a bunch of serial killers from a very specific area that did a lot of mining, right?
Wasn't it mining and the industrial pollution?
evan hafer
Oh, so it was like increased increased lead or something, right, in the water or something?
joe rogan
What was the processing of it?
Like what are those?
When they're burning it.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
What's that called?
unidentified
Leaching?
joe rogan
Yeah, it was lead, but it was other stuff.
It was other stuff like there's arsenic in it, and there's a lot of shit.
But what am I looking for?
Why can't I come up with that term?
The plants where they burn all the shit.
Power plants.
What's the term?
God damn it.
jamie vernon
Caroline Frazier.
evan hafer
I don't know.
joe rogan
What's her name?
jamie vernon
Caroline Fraser.
evan hafer
Yeah, maybe Paul would know if he got stamina on here.
And she could talk about, he could talk about the mushroom or the fungi in the Pacific Northwest.
Maybe it has something to do with it.
joe rogan
I don't think so.
I think that would probably stop him from doing it.
But her take was that there was all these places.
What is the term I'm looking for where they incinerate shit, like a power plant, like a coal plant?
There's a term.
I can't remember what it is.
Anyway, they're releasing an incredible amount of toxins in the atmosphere.
And a lot of the shit is coming down in rain.
It's getting in the ground.
All the ground around there is all polluted.
Everything's polluted.
And so what her take is that all these people have suffered chemical pollution.
And a lot of that chemical pollution leads to all sorts of weird psychological disorders and psychosis and all kinds of shit, depending upon the levels of exposure.
evan hafer
So this is why you have increased serial killers in the Pacific Northwest.
This is interesting.
joe rogan
Yeah, there was a bunch of power plants up there.
evan hafer
Interesting.
joe rogan
Coal plants and smelting and just a lot of mining.
There's a lot of mineral-rich resources up there.
evan hafer
So I should be concerned because I spent most of my life up there.
Well, half of it at least.
Yeah.
joe rogan
It depends.
I think now they've cleaned it up, though.
Like she was connecting it to a long time ago.
But there's areas back there where she was saying that they do an analysis of the soil and it's just completely fucked.
evan hafer
How long has it been since you've done Seattle?
joe rogan
Oh, I haven't been back in a while.
I did the Tacoma Dome with Dave Chappelle.
We did that right before the pandemic popped.
evan hafer
Oh, okay.
joe rogan
And I really haven't been back.
It's just like once that whole chazz thing went down and they locked off the block and the mayor said, Maybe it's the summer of love.
Or maybe you've got some fucking crazy people that you've empowered to take over a giant swath of your city and you're cool with it.
And you're the fucking mayor.
And by the way, she is an upgrade compared to their current mayor.
The current mayor is that choice is insane.
A woman who's never held a real job.
She's been living with her parents.
She's 40.
They pay her bills.
She's a socialist.
She rides a bike.
She doesn't even own a car.
And now she's in charge of what, a $7 billion budget?
evan hafer
Like, what is that makes sense?
Yeah.
Two thumbs up, Seattle.
Congratulations.
You've done a great job.
joe rogan
I don't know where those places go.
Those places that have gone like full into Wokeville.
Like a buddy of mine just went to Portland and he was like, bro, it's bananas.
It's like a complete mental asylum, like spilled out onto the streets.
Not just the campers, not just the open-air drug users everywhere, because for a long time they decriminalized everything in Portland.
So everybody ramped it up a notch and moved to Portland because that was a place where you could do drugs and not worry about anything.
But he was like, all the regular people are cracked.
evan hafer
The place, spending as much time as I have in Seattle, which I used to live there, I loved that city.
Late 90s, loved it.
joe rogan
Oh, it's funny.
evan hafer
It's great.
joe rogan
It was one of my favorite places to live.
evan hafer
It's such a cool spot.
joe rogan
Cool people.
evan hafer
And then you saw this flip.
And it was right around 2010 is when things really flipped over.
And to your point, they had your car was your domicile, so you couldn't get a parking ticket.
So you could basically live in front of somebody's house in a parking spot and they couldn't ride a parking ticket.
joe rogan
That started in 2010.
evan hafer
Give or take a couple years.
And so I went back to my house up there for a while.
And the week, the day I decided that I was going to sell this place, like we fly up there.
I've got my daughter.
She's like a year old.
My wife and I are walking down the street.
And this is a part of the city is called Ballard, which is a beautiful part of the city, tons of like old bars.
Awesome place back late 90s, early 2000.
But then there was a camper in front of my condo, and then there was a naked man with a tennis racket.
My daughter's a year old.
His dick's flying around.
And my one-year-old's like, I'm holding her, like walking away from the other end.
He's got a tennis racket.
He's like planting a U.S. open in his head, whatever he's doing.
And then on the corner, no less than 50 feet away, there was a half-naked lady like taking a shit.
And you're like, nah, time to leave.
I think this is, I think we're all good here.
joe rogan
We had an issue like that in California for a while.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
Where when the economy started to go south, this is pre-pandemic as well.
We started having these campers camp out right in front of our studio.
Open Meth Smoking Campers 00:02:03
joe rogan
And they would, the studio where we had in LA, even in that place, it was the warehouse.
We had a big lawn in front of the warehouse.
And these guys would spread out on the lawn.
So they would park their camper there and then they would like cook out and they would lay out.
And so like you're in this build, you're asking people to walk past these people to go do your podcast in this big ass warehouse that I had leased.
And I was like, why are you doing this?
Like, you can't be doing this.
You can't just use my lawn as your front yard.
Like, this is crazy.
I mean, spread out, dude.
They had shit laying out there.
evan hafer
There's nothing you can do.
joe rogan
Well, there was.
unidentified
Oh, really?
joe rogan
Yeah, we contacted the police, and the police eventually realized this is not a good thing.
And they moved them all.
But they moved them to different parts of town.
And so then you would drive to like the more industrial areas of town that didn't, like, our place was like semi-industrial.
There was a bunch of warehouses, but there was also a bunch of like foot traffic businesses, restaurants, and stuff like that.
And so they moved them out of there.
But if you go into the deeper industrial places where they have factories and stuff, they were there, like whole blocks of them where you just have campers laying out and just open meth smoking.
These people are just full-on meth heads that had just started a community of fellow meth enthusiasts with campers.
And a lot of their campers didn't even run.
They could just get it to the spot wherever it was, and then they would steal power.
You know, every now and then, a dude would die because he didn't know how to do the wires right and he'd get cooked.
evan hafer
Yeah, that's right.
It's the same where we were at in Salt Lake.
I'd have full-time security out in front of the, like literally in front of the building.
joe rogan
Our concern was when we left.
It was like if we left at night and someone broke in, it would take fucking forever for cops to show up and do something about it.
And so I was like, you can't just, you just can't have these guys knowing that like famous people and high-profile people are going to be at that spot.
And you've got like open meth smoking right in front of the place.
Like this is too crazy.
They're too unpredictable.
You know, look, I don't care if you live in your truck.
Living On Dog Food For Passion 00:06:55
joe rogan
It's probably cool.
If you're a guy who's like, you've checked out of society essentially and you're just like playing pickleball all day and you live in a camper, who cares?
Go ahead and do that.
But once you start engaging in meth smoking and then it's always theft.
Theft comes with meth smoking.
And there's a lot of break-ins in the area.
And it got to a point where the cops had to do something.
So credit to them that they did.
evan hafer
It's almost the difference between hashtag van life and hashtag meth life.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
There's a big difference.
joe rogan
Right.
Van life is like you want to be a guy who's not saddled down to one particular spot.
You have a place that's in this van that has a bed.
You have a little tiny kitchen area.
You have a little portable fridge.
It's all you need.
I don't need a fucking house.
Just travel around.
It's probably fun.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
The freedom of it, you know?
Like Alex Honnell, that crazy dude that just climbed that tower in Chinese Taipei, he used to live like that for a long time.
He had a big van.
He would park it in his friend's driveway sometimes and he would just travel to Trailheads and live out of his van.
evan hafer
That's like the minimalist attraction, right?
Where you're like, I don't have anything other than what's in my van or on my back, where life is simple.
I don't have to organize anything.
I can stay focused.
I think that's an interesting thought exercise, especially when you're younger.
You're like, okay, cool.
I can wrap my head around that.
And it's completely respectable.
A lot of these hippies, I shouldn't say that in the context of like hippie dance around with flowers in my hair.
A lot of these climber crunchy guys, they are hard, committed, like bad mofos.
When they're living on dog food, like there's this great story about the founder of Patagonia where he went to the store.
He was climbing LCAP.
And I'm trying to recall a story from Outside Magazine from 20 years ago, but in general circumstance, it's what it is.
Where he went to the store, he's going to be climbing LCAP for months and he's just working on a specific route.
And he went to the store to buy food.
He only had $100 or whatever it was.
And dog food was less expensive.
And he was like, meh, I can live on that.
And he bought dog food and lived on dog food.
joe rogan
And just live on killing.
evan hafer
And yeah, so he could climb and stay out there longer.
joe rogan
His farts were like, bro.
evan hafer
Like, you wouldn't want to be behind that on this route, right?
You would not want to be climbing behind that guy.
unidentified
I'd say that.
joe rogan
Because I stopped giving my dog regular dog food a long time ago.
But when he was younger, all my dogs, I would just buy the most expensive dry dog food.
I was like, oh, this stuff is good.
And then somewhere along the line, it clicked.
I was like, wait, how can it sit there?
How can it just sit in that bag for a month?
That's crazy.
How could it sit on the shelf for years?
That's nuts.
That can't be good for you.
And then I started feeding them frozen food.
And then they like that.
But then I switched to farmer's dog, which is human-grade food, which is lightly cooked.
They fucking love it.
That stuff I would eat.
Like you smell it, it smells like food.
It doesn't smell disgusting.
But regular dog food is fucking terrible for a dog.
It's not good for them.
So if you have to eat that stuff, that kibble stuff, and you're going to travel around, your gut must be going like, what are you doing?
What kind of chemicals are in here?
What kind of preservatives are they just nuking your gut bio?
evan hafer
The level, but I love the level of commitment.
I love like when people drift over into like crazy to where their level of commitment and their passion like translates directly into nothing else exists in their life where they're willing to live on dog food to do the thing that they they love.
unidentified
Fun.
evan hafer
That to me is like.
You're an extremist, and I respect it.
You know what?
joe rogan
No, I can respect that.
Do you ever see the movie Dirtbag?
No.
Pull up that movie Dirtbag.
It's a great movie.
It's about a guy who essentially did that till he was dead.
This guy just camped out on the ground in front of his friends' houses.
Most of the time didn't have a car, just would just climb.
That's all he did.
He was always mooching off people.
And he had very detailed.
What was the dude's name?
jamie vernon
Fred Becky.
joe rogan
Fred Becky.
The dude's a legend.
So he had been doing this from, you know, the 19 fucking 50s.
Like, he was an old ass man.
Look at the gnarled hands.
Look at his fucking hands.
evan hafer
Solid.
joe rogan
From just climbing.
Imagine if that guy got a hold of your dick.
He's rip it right off.
evan hafer
Do you know who Mark Twite is?
joe rogan
No.
evan hafer
Okay.
So Mark Twite.
Look at this.
He was, I mean, one of the foremost names in Alpineering.
He's written several books on it.
He wrote a book called Kiss or Kill Confessions of a Serial Climber back in the day.
Very, very similar, like in the context of, I would imagine, the psychological makeup.
And he started a gym called Jim Jones back in the day.
And like it was where a bunch of people, you had, it was invite only.
So you could only get invited.
And it was like a lot of special operations guys, CIA guys, and professional climbers.
Like everybody that was trying to push the envelope physically would go out and train with Mark.
And I've been friends with him for years, but anything Mark does, he moves from like, I'm going to be the best climber, like Alpineering.
I'm going to be the subject matter expert.
He was a professional, he shot Ipsyc for a while.
So he's a professional, you know, pistol shooter for a while.
He's a professional climber.
And now he's a photographer writer.
But everything he does, he does it to a level of perfection that it probably drives everybody else in his life bananas.
Like he's fascinating.
He's a fascinating human.
joe rogan
Those people that go really to the outer level of whatever's possible with whatever the fuck they're doing are always fascinating.
Because it makes you go, I don't know if I want to do that.
Like, what is the sacrifice to get really good at rock climbing?
You never have kids.
You never have a life.
You never have a job.
Like, this dirtbag guy, like, everyone around him both admired him and felt sad for him.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Because, like, he died a dirtbag.
He never had a family.
And it's like all his ex-girlfriends talking about how an interesting guy he was.
He was really fun.
But eventually, I had to fucking move on.
Like, this dude, all he wanted to do was like sleep on the ground and get up and start climbing rocks his whole life.
evan hafer
But there's, if you think about everybody around us in their profession or their thing, right?
You're at the apex of your professional, your profession.
And your level of commitment, I'm not like boosting you up.
I'm just saying like your level of commitment is unparalleled to a huge percentage of other people.
Pockets Of Precision 00:15:25
evan hafer
So you have a portion of whatever that is.
And there are all these other people that have that thing where their pursuit of passion around that specific profession or product or whatever it might be.
They're so committed to it that it takes over.
It's all consuming.
Like, I've seen it because when even when you go play pool, I'm like when we were in Vegas a couple of months ago, they're like, oh, we're going to play Pullman Come Out.
He's going to be there till like six o'clock in the morning.
I'm not going to do that.
And Green Tree was like, he was.
He was there until like six o'clock in the morning.
He played for eight hours straight.
I was like, yeah, I could see the writing on the wall.
I'm out of here.
joe rogan
The pool is my number one problem.
That's my biggest one.
evan hafer
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, that's the one where if I ever wanted to not do anything else, I would just become a professional pool player.
If I just said, okay, I am done.
I'm done podcasting.
I'm done with the UFC.
I'm done with everything.
I'm just going to travel around and do tournaments.
Huh?
I could go crazy.
I could go crazy and just do that 100%.
evan hafer
Is it just the game fascinates you?
The angles, the ability to just continue to evolve within that all the time?
You can't ever be the best.
joe rogan
You definitely never achieve full perfection, but to be really good requires this level of laser focus and concentration and an understanding of what's going on.
I mean, you're taking a stick and you're hitting a ball into another ball with pinpoint accuracy into a pocket that is on my table, it's four and a quarter inches.
So you've got the cube, the ball, the object ball, which is about that big, and then you've got that much space on each side, just a tiny little space on each side.
And you got to slip it through there.
Oftentimes, like eight feet away, seven feet away, six feet away with English.
So you're putting spin on the cue ball, which imparts a throw on the object ball.
So if I put right-hand spin on the cue ball and I hit the object ball, I have to calculate for the fact that it's going to throw the object ball slightly to the left because of the right-hand spin, because it clings to the ball a little bit.
So all this is playing in my head.
And then I have to have it at a speed where once the cue ball then collides with the object ball, pockets it, then it's got to go one, two, three rails for perfect position on the next ball.
And I have to have an angle.
I have to make sure that I have an angle for the following ball.
And you don't want to be trapped on the rails.
You want to be off the rails.
Like all these different things.
You can't think about anything else.
Your mind has to be clean.
It cleans your mind.
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evan hafer
So if you've gotten, I'm sure you have, like professional coaching players, yeah, coaching guys who've come out like the best in the world have come out and played with you.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
evan hafer
How do you hold up?
joe rogan
Like, what's your well, I can never beat them.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
But I beat them some games.
I can break and run out.
So I break and run out one, two games in a row sometimes.
But they'll make so like if you have like a score of accuracy, it's called like a Fargo rating.
It's based on 1,000 points is you never miss.
I'm in like the 700, on a good day, 750 range.
But a real world-class pro is in the 800-plus range.
Like Fedora Gorse is probably like 850.
Joshua Filler is probably like a little higher than that.
They get into this rate where they so rarely miss.
And again, they're playing on four inch pockets, which is like a quarter inch smaller than the pockets I'm playing on.
Although they are playing on new cloth, which helps a lot.
Makes things more slippery.
They fall in more.
More worn out cloth.
Like when it's broken in for a couple of weeks, it gets tougher.
evan hafer
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
The cloth gets a little less slick, and you got to hit a ball a little bit more pure.
But on the plus side, English takes better.
evan hafer
So when you play with these guys, is it one of those things where they instantly humble you in the context of you start feeling, I'm really confident in my game, and then you step in?
joe rogan
No, not really.
No.
evan hafer
There's not that big of a delta between.
joe rogan
There's a gap.
There's definitely a gap.
I mean, they're just way better than me.
But it's a lot of it is just time.
They spend eight hours a day playing every day.
If I spent eight hours a day playing every day, I think I could play at a professional level.
I wouldn't be able to beat the best guys.
I would never be able to beat the Koping Chungs and the guys that are at the very top top because those guys have been playing eight hours a day for decades.
They never stop.
evan hafer
What's a guy like that make annually in tournaments?
joe rogan
Now more than ever.
evan hafer
Really?
joe rogan
Yeah, because of Matchroom Pool.
So Matchroom, the same company that Eddie Hearn owns that does a lot of boxing promotions.
They're involved in a lot of sports.
They've done an amazing job with pool, specifically with nine-ball.
And they put on these huge tournaments.
Saudi Arabia has a big one every year.
They have this big world championship where they pay a ton of money.
And so, you know, a good player, like a top of the heat player, is making half a million dollars plus a year.
And then also endorsements.
So they have endorsements, like companies like Predator Qs pay them.
Q-Tech and all these different companies pay them X amount of dollars per year.
They have a sponsor for the chalk they use.
They have a sponsor for the tips they play with.
All those different things.
All that adds up.
evan hafer
So what's the difference then between, what is it, Snooker?
Is that the English?
joe rogan
It's a totally different game.
evan hafer
It's a totally different game.
joe rogan
It's a big table.
It's a 12 by 6 as opposed to a 4.5 by 9.
So it's a much bigger table.
But the balls are smaller as well.
And then their cues have these tiny little tips on them.
They all play with ash cues, which is like a very stiff wood.
And they play with like a solid wood cue.
Whereas a lot of like pro pool players are switched to carbon fiber now.
They play with carbon fiber cues because it's a little bit more dense, so it moves the ball differently.
evan hafer
Is it fun?
Have you played it?
joe rogan
Snooker?
Yeah, I played it when I was in Scotland a little bit, but I only played by myself.
There was just a table, and I was just whacking balls around.
It's very difficult to pocket balls.
But I don't even really understand the rules.
I would have to really pay attention.
I watch it a little bit sometimes because I know how hard it is to do what they're doing because you do have this enormous table.
Their cloth is a lot slower, too.
It's not as slick of a cloth.
evan hafer
So is it, it's got to be older then, right?
joe rogan
Oh, it's way.
unidentified
It's old.
joe rogan
Snooker's old.
So the original billiards game had no pockets.
The original billiards game was three cushion billiards or bulk line or there's a bunch of different billiards games where you play on a table.
Like say if it was like this table, there's no pockets in it and there's just rubber rails all around it.
And it's all about knocking one ball into the other ball, going three rails, and then colliding with the third ball.
evan hafer
Huh.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's just about scoring points.
I've watched a bunch of that online too, because it helps you understand angles like as you go into a rail, because the angles change depending upon how much English you put on it, how hard you hit it, whether you hit it with follow or draw.
There's a bunch of different parts of the cue ball that you can contact with that radically changes the way the ball moves around on the table.
So it's like you're calculating so many different things.
There's geometry involved, there's touch and feel.
There's all these factors that come into play when you're playing really well.
evan hafer
So that explains why archery is also somewhat of a fascination then, because you have very similar aspects to archery and pool that directly translate.
That's like why those things snap together real well for you.
joe rogan
Oh, for me, they're hand in hand.
They're basically the same thing.
It's basically the same thing.
You're just doing it in a different way.
You know, it's the same thing.
It's like having everything just flowing together perfectly after like years and years and years of meticulous practice.
And then it starts to come together.
And then you pull that group out.
It's nice and tight at like 65 yards.
Like, yeah, you got it dialed in.
It's that feeling.
And it's the same thing.
It was the world goes away.
There is no room for anything when you're about to pull that trigger.
Whether it's in pool when you're about to make the shot or whether it's an archery, there's no room for anything.
That's what I like about it.
I also like that there's no bullshit.
There's no shenanigans.
There's no personality.
Nothing matters.
Nothing matters.
Did the ball go in the hole?
If it didn't, you lose.
If it did, you win.
It's really clean.
I like that.
evan hafer
Yeah, like that's the thing I love about shooting just in general.
If I'm hitting a target, it doesn't matter.
I took my kids to the arcade the other day and ski ball.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
evan hafer
I love ski ball.
I can like spend an hour on that thing just like trying to get the blow.
It's a perfect lob in there.
And it's like I used to tell people, I'm like, I'm just a projectile enthusiast where I love hitting center mass of whatever target.
I'm still a six-year-old kid with my BB gun, right?
It's like at the end of the day, now my tools are much more advanced.
And I've got the millions of dollars of government-funded training behind me.
So I'm a little bit more effective at hitting what I want to shoot at.
But it still has the same exact feeling.
Like if you're six years old, hitting a pop can with your BB gun or ringing a piece of steel at a mile with a rifle or hitting a, you know, the heart of a foam elk in your backyard.
It's the same, dude.
It translates and it like pulls you into something that's like pure, I guess.
joe rogan
It is pure and it's also a really good mind exercise.
Just like, you know, when you work out, you're cleaning your mind.
There's a lot of what working out is, it's not just physical, it's mental clarity.
You relax the mind.
You calm the mind through hard exercise.
And there's something where you're calming your mind through shooting.
Because it requires so much of you, everything else just gets the fuck out of the way.
Bills, this, that, you know, oh, I got to call that guy.
I don't want to call him.
Fuck, I got to deal with this thing.
Oh, that's falling apart.
This deal sucks.
It all goes away.
It has to go away.
If it doesn't go away, you miss.
And then you go, fuck, why did I miss?
You miss because you're distracted.
Like, let's focus.
Put the fucking arrow on the knock.
You know, put it in there, draw it back, center it, calm, relax.
At that moment, like at that moment, there is nothing else in your fucking head.
There's nothing.
And then And it goes in there, you get this, this nice burst of happiness when you watch that fucking arrow just drop right in exactly where you want it to.
unidentified
Like, ah.
joe rogan
And then you go and pull the arrows and you go right back and start it again.
And at the end of that practice, I feel way better.
I just always feel better.
I always feel clearer.
My head works better.
It's just like, it's a focus exercise which excites all your synapses.
And then on top of that, it's a mental clearing thing.
Like Fred Baer used to talk about that.
Like something about, I forget the quote, but it's something about there's nothing like shooting a bow that clears a man's mind.
It's totally true.
There's something about archery in particular that just cleans your mind.
evan hafer
Yeah, I 100% agree.
I used to have this tradbow.
That's how I started.
Have I told you the story?
Like, so I'd stuff the old coffee bags, the burlap coffee bags, stuff them up and fill them up.
And then I started shooting a tradbow originally.
Well, the roasting cycle takes about eight and a half minutes.
So I couldn't really do anything.
I'm like watching their, you know, coffee roast, which is just tumbling in a big dryer.
And so I just shoot a tradbow in the back to try to focus something other than the business, you know, family, whatever it is.
I could just shoot my tradbow.
And then Dudley was like, why do you shoot that thing?
That's so stupid.
It's like, don't you like to hit what you shoot at?
And I'm like, I'm just doing it for fun, man.
Like, you know, I'm a happy-go-lucky guy.
I just want to like active form of meditation.
But what I did realize was it was such a pure to your point.
It would flush out all this negative shit that I was like either working through or dealing with.
That's like, so being able to translate that to other people, especially veterans.
Huge, huge transformation for guys.
Because they can go out.
It's quiet.
It's a subculture they can be part of.
They can geek out on all the new gear and arrowheads.
You can wade into the infinite, never-ending debate around bullshit, around cutting surface area and fucking, you know, mass and velocity.
And like, you'll never get tired because it's like full of its own little drama.
And it's like a bunch of nerd shit that you can actually have a lot of fun with.
joe rogan
So much nerd shit.
That's what people don't understand.
You know, and they don't expect nerd shit, like real complicated, technical nerd shit from archery.
You don't think of it that way.
But it's like many things.
Like once you get into it, you realize like, oh, this thing, this is a learning curve to this motherfucker.
There's a lot involved.
Like whenever one of my friends is like, I want to go bow hunting, I'm like, do you really?
Are you sure?
Like, don't tell me you, like, it's not that you got to dive in off of a cliff.
This is not like, I'm going to go dip my waters into bow hunting.
I want to go shoot an elk.
Like, Jesus Christ, do you know how hard that is to do?
You got fucking, there's so many moving parts.
There's so many things.
You have to be proficient under extreme stress.
There's so much going on there, man.
Don't tell me you want to do that unless you, you got to, you got to show me before I get involved.
Take me bow hunting.
That's not happening.
You are not going to be stomping on twigs near me.
And you're not going to be going, you're not going to be not checking the wind.
All these things are not going to happen.
evan hafer
Well, they like the idea, right?
Like they like, and there's plenty of people.
They're like, they're window shoppers in this activity, right?
They're like, they're walking by and they're like, that looks cool.
joe rogan
Right.
evan hafer
But they don't like the realities of what it actually takes because it's so fucking hard.
Handling Difficult Situations 00:06:05
evan hafer
And it like ruins you a lot of times.
Like, I mean, in the last few years, we've hunted up together.
Like, dude, I've been psychologically ruined by like shooting something or making a bad shot or like just devastating.
joe rogan
Missing.
Yeah.
It's like you can't figure out why you missed.
evan hafer
No.
And then you're running through it a thousand times.
Like, what did I do?
Okay, how do I do better?
And then you're like, okay.
joe rogan
But you're the kind of guy that does that, that does the process in your head and then improves and keeps getting better.
For some people, that will ruin their life.
Like the one bad thing that happens will ruin their fucking life because they spent all these months preparing.
They paid for a tag.
They hired an outfitter and then voink, dunk the shot, fucking ruined their whole week.
And then they go back home.
How'd your hunt go?
unidentified
I missed.
joe rogan
You know, like, or I wounded it.
evan hafer
Well, and it's a lesson in life.
You can work harder than you've ever worked and still fail and still fail.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
You can work for a decade of your life.
You can shoot and shoot and train and train.
And you can put in all the work and still fuck it up.
joe rogan
And there's guys who in the same situation as you would succeed.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
So you got to figure out what are they doing different?
Why are they better?
And keep getting better.
Like there's hunts that I've been successful on recently within the last few years that I know that if I had that same hunt eight, nine years ago, I probably would have not been able to make that shot.
Right.
I wasn't as good then.
So I've gotten better.
It's like, I think everybody needs something that you can't master, that is hard to do, that cleans your mind.
I think people need stuff to clean their mind.
And I think that's why so many people are running around all fucked up because you're looking at social media all day.
So that gives you anxiety.
Your life is not satisfying.
So that gives you anxiety.
You don't take care of your body.
So that gives you anxiety.
You have all these things competing.
And you're stuck in traffic.
That gives you anxiety.
Everybody's just mentally all fucked up.
And so you go to a doctor and the doctor says, well, you know, obviously you're dealing with depression and I can prescribe to you this or that or the other.
And then you're on Lexapro or whatever the fuck you're on.
And that's the road they go down.
And this is a bad road.
It's not a road where you're going to improve your life.
And there's other ways to do it.
And I think there'd be a lot more happy people in this world if you found a thing.
It doesn't have to be archery.
It doesn't have to be pool.
It doesn't have to be jiu-jitsu.
It doesn't have to be pistol shooting.
It just has to be something that's hard to do.
That you are on this quest to make these incremental improvements.
And through that focus of incremental improvements, you improve your human potential.
You improve your ability as a person to do difficult and to handle situations.
So I always tell people: if you do jiu-jitsu, you'll be much happier because the stresses of life are nothing compared to a dude who's trying to literally break your arm.
He's on top of you and you're defending and then you get out of it and then you get him or he gets you and then you have to tap and you go over again.
That is so hard to do that like regular life becomes like a breeze.
It becomes a breeze.
It makes everything jiu-jitsu people are some of the most relaxed people I've ever been around in my life.
They're all friendly to everybody.
They're never talking shit or causing drama or problems.
They get it all out.
evan hafer
Yeah, they I think there's something about getting the shit kicked out of yourself too, right?
So like there's something about facing someone, which I don't do jiu-jitsu just as a caveat to that, but being able to like face another person in a scenario and then compete against them.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
So where everything counts and then literally just getting the shit beat out of yourself and going, okay, well, I'm going to step back up.
I'm going to do it again.
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And get better.
evan hafer
That level of teaching yourself mental endurance, like that is the thing that I constantly think about my kids.
Like, I'm like, how do I be compassionate, caring, loving, you know, the dad that wants to give him everything?
And then how do you like translate that into also creating obstacles that will drive mental courage, right?
joe rogan
Just I think you do it by example.
I think that's the best way.
Yeah.
My opinion is, like, if you look at Cam Haynes' sons, I mean, he was rough raising his kids.
He talks about that.
But those kids are exceptional.
They're fucking exceptional.
You know, one son's a ranger.
The other son broke the world chin-up record.
And, you know, he runs marathons with jeans on.
And he's fucking got two savage kids.
And why?
Well, look at the environment they grew up in.
They grew up with a dad who's supremely disciplined.
And just by being in his presence, you realize like, oh, I can achieve a lot more than other people can if I'm just willing to put in that work.
And for a lot of people, that's that feeling, that feeling of like this, the anxiety of the struggle and of grinding it out.
And like that scares them and they don't want to do it.
And so they come up in excuses or they retreat into other things and they distract themselves.
And if you're a parent that does that, you create a weird environment for your child because your child is sort of imitating you as a leader and you're a fuck up and you're always making excuses and you get fired a lot or you sleep in a lot or you do things that like are not admirable.
And then that child, you know, fuck life, man.
You know, whereas, you know, his kids are probably like, Jesus Christ, dad's a fucking animal.
Like, I want to be an animal too.
And then you see how people respect his father and they go, oh, okay, I want people to respect me like that too.
Commitment To Something Greater 00:03:13
joe rogan
You know, you hear a lot of people talk about him when he's not around.
Like, well, I want people to respect me.
Well, there's only one way to do that.
You have to be worthy of respect.
It's only one way to get there.
It's a fucking long road.
Good luck.
Start going.
And you're not going to get any satisfaction for a long ass fucking time other than the fact that you're on the path, that you're on, you're involved in the process and you're on the journey.
evan hafer
Yeah, the grind, right?
And it's like, it's overused, but the level of endurance in courage, when it's like that trait alone, just trying to understand courage, like who has it, who doesn't have it, and then the level of commitment to a mission or something bigger than yourself.
It's the thing that I think about, I'd say, a huge percentage of the last several years, especially as I get a little bit older, right, a little bit further away from the GWAT.
And I was with, I'm doing a documentary on Earl Plumley.
You know who that is?
No.
So he's a Medal of Honor recipient, former Green Beret.
We were at the UFC fight with Elliot Miller and Earl Plumley.
Earl Plumley is an incredibly humble guy, like just an amazing human.
Like you can sit here and talk to him.
You'd never in a million years know that this guy had earned the Medal of Honor.
Never.
Because one, he's never going to tell you.
Two, he's going to ask you a hundred questions about you and be way more fascinated with that.
And three, we were having this conversation.
He's like, man, it belongs to the guys.
Like, I didn't do anything.
Like, it belongs to the guys.
Like, the guys, any of the guys, if they wouldn't have been shot, would have done the same exact thing that I did.
And I was like, man, that is an incredible statement from a guy that's sitting here.
And so this documentary follows his path from joining the Marine Corps, which was literally where the judge, you know, those old stories of the guy that was like forced by the judge to join the military or jail.
He literally has that.
And it starts, he goes into, you know, the Marines, and then he's a force recon Marine, and he had gone through all the selections, and then he got out of the Marine Corps, joined the Army, and we follow his story through the eyes of his peers and his leaders because we wanted to see from his perspective, what do other people say about him through his entire journey?
Not the story from his perspective.
One, he'll never tell it the way that it probably needs to be told.
Two, what were the choices that he made throughout his professional life that made the man that was capable of such an incredible act of courage that it warranted the highest medal, you know, oh, literally earned in the United States military.
And that single word, courage, how do you build courageous people is a fascinating, it's quite literally, it's such a fascinating subject.
Building Courageous People 00:05:20
evan hafer
And most of it is the man in the arena, right?
It's a poem from Teddy Roosevelt.
It's like it's not the critic who counts.
It's like keeping up, stepping back in, this commitment to something greater than yourself, and then making these thousands of choices in your life every day as you wake up, step forward, step back into the fray, and like make the active decision to be better.
And it's like, it's such a fucking fundamental thing of being able to, any, any part of your life.
If you don't get up in the morning and like commit yourself to something, I'm not a motivational speaker, but it's how are you ever going to get better if you're not committing to something like being a better dad or a better husband or better, you know, better at your profession.
And then committing to this evolutionary process takes not only a huge amount of commitment, but mental and physical endurance.
It does.
And I'm never going to get tired of trying to figure this out because obviously it's like my peer set, I was having this conversation with Jack Carr and I ran into the airport.
We ran into each other at the airport on the way down here and we were talking about love that guy.
Fucking such a good dude.
And it's not just in the military, right?
It's not.
It's just.
joe rogan
Yeah, in all of life.
evan hafer
All of life.
joe rogan
Yeah, you find exceptional people in all of life, and you can, they're fuel.
Those people are fuel.
And they enhance the lives of the people around them.
And then if you become one of those guys, you enhance the lives of the people around you.
And then you feed off of them, and they feed off of you.
And everybody feeds off of each other.
And it's so good for you to know that people like that are out there, that there's a guy like that capable of incredible courage.
And that how did he get there?
What did he do?
How did he become the man he is right now?
Because, God damn, that's an admirable man.
So how do you, how do I get there?
Yeah.
evan hafer
It's, and there's all these stories.
I like Jack and I were talking about, because, you know, the Navy SEALs, obviously, they've got a lot of positive PR over the last several years, but this, the special operations community has got so much just, I don't know, airtime, right?
But there are all these other people in the military throughout generations of warfighters that have gone out and done these incredibly hard jobs.
And I found this story of the Parchi, which is the USS Parchy, which is the most decorated submarine and ship in Navy history.
They have nine presidential citations.
It's the most decorated group of men in the U.S. Navy, like in modern history.
And everything they've done is still classified.
joe rogan
Whoa.
evan hafer
It's a Cold War-era nuclear submarine that was modified and ultimately tasked out by the CIA to go out and do collection.
And they were the guys that hundreds of feet down, they would land on the bottom of the ocean.
And the Soviets had these military communication lines that were basically hard lines that would go under a bay so they could communicate back and forth.
And they felt like they were secure.
And one of their jobs, which is I've never been able to see anything declassified, but the stories that are out there, these guys would land on the bottom of the ocean, send out divers at hundreds of feet.
And these guys would hook listening devices on those lines hundreds of feet down, like in cold, dark water.
Can you imagine, dude?
Like you're out in 400 feet or 300 feet of water, pitch black, you can't see anything.
And your job is to go and put a listening device on a Soviet communication line in 1986 or whatever it was.
And you're in enemy territory.
So if you get discovered, you're dead.
And none of these guys, that's the incredible thing.
None of these guys have ever said anything about it.
joe rogan
Wow.
evan hafer
Decades and not only decades of missions, months away from home.
None of these guys have said a fucking thing.
They've not been on a podcast.
They've not written any books.
And the only thing they say is, yeah, we did a lot of incredible shit.
Still can't talk about it.
Unbelievable, man.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
I've been able to see.
I can go out and do shit.
And like, you still have the ability to see.
I can't imagine being in like 300 feet of water.
joe rogan
Pitch black.
evan hafer
Pitch black.
If you lose a glove, right?
Or something goes wrong.
How are you going to get back to the boat?
And you're going to have to get back to the boat and then get back into American territory without being discovered.
And more importantly, you're going to do this how many times over the course of your career?
joe rogan
And does the listening device require them to gather the information while they're at the bottom of the ocean or does it transmit?
evan hafer
I think it transmits.
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's much more convenient.
evan hafer
It's not declassified.
unidentified
So who knows?
Right.
joe rogan
Who knows?
evan hafer
And they don't talk about it.
unidentified
Wow.
evan hafer
They don't talk about it.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
Deep Sea Challenges 00:07:01
evan hafer
I was talking to Jack and I were talking about it.
And I was like, have you ever heard about this?
And, you know, he's a retired Navy guy.
He's like, no, I've never heard about it.
I'm like, that's my point.
It's an incredible story, man.
Like, these guys are still buttoned up, not saying a fucking word.
joe rogan
They picked the right guys.
evan hafer
They picked the right guys.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's guys like that out there.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And they don't have to be famous either.
There's a lot of people out there that just, they're, you know.
evan hafer
They're just doing the mission.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
They'd come home, not tell their families.
unidentified
Yeah.
evan hafer
Their wives would be pissed off.
What are you doing?
Out on the boat with all your friends for months, just hanging out, hot racking, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Like, I can't say anything.
joe rogan
You have to have the right wife.
If you don't have a woman that can understand that, that becomes a real problem.
evan hafer
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of them ended up in divorce.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, that was part of the Bob Lazar story.
Bob Lazar was the guy that worked at Area 51.
He couldn't tell his wife what he was doing.
And they would call him at like 10 p.m.
There's a flight for you that leaves at 11.15, be at the airport.
And he had to leave.
And he would tell his wife, I got to go to work.
And she's like, it's 11 o'clock at night.
He's like, I have to go to work.
What are you doing?
It's like, I can't talk about it.
Because all his phones were bugged.
Everything was bugged.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
So his wife is like, this motherfucker's cheating on me.
She starts fucking her flight instructor.
And that's one of the reasons why they removed him from his duties because they're like, this guy's going to be unstable.
We have to see how he handles this because he's involved in this top secret back engineering of a flying saucer program, allegedly.
And we have to, you know, keep an eye on this motherfucker because he can't be mentally unstable and have this kind of responsibility.
Because he couldn't tell her.
Couldn't tell her anything.
evan hafer
He can't tell anybody.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And then eventually he took her to the sites where he could, he explained to everybody when he thought that his life was in danger and then he was getting fired.
When things started getting sideways, like people need to know about this, he took her out there and he showed her.
But he didn't know that she was fucking some other guy by that time.
evan hafer
That's so unfortunate.
joe rogan
Unfortunate.
evan hafer
Look at this is what I'm doing.
I wonder if that actually would.
joe rogan
I wonder if she's like, fuck.
I shouldn't have fucked that guy.
unidentified
I shouldn't have fucked that guy.
evan hafer
Man, I feel bad now.
I shouldn't have fucked that guy.
I used to have to do that because for years, you know, years of my life, I didn't tell anybody, couldn't tell anybody who I worked for or what I did.
And I didn't have a wife, so I didn't have a wife or kids.
I'd just not really say anything.
And I'd just dip out.
I kind of dipped out from my family.
My dad was like very concerned because he's like, I never hear from that kid.
I don't know what he's doing.
I'm like, eh, just working.
Just busy, man.
But it weighs on you after a while.
You're like, this kind of sucks.
joe rogan
Yeah, not being able to tell people about something you're doing is hard.
Like you can never show someone part of who you are.
There are always going to be a door that's closed.
It's kind of nuts.
evan hafer
Yeah, it's difficult.
It was like my wife, when we first got together, she's the first girl that, or first woman, I shouldn't say girl.
She's the first woman I told because I was like, fuck this place.
I'm out of it anyway.
So if I get rolled up, I get rolled up.
Who cares?
I'm out anyway.
joe rogan
Did she, was she initially like, whoa?
Like, how did she handle it?
evan hafer
Well, so we were.
joe rogan
Did you give her like details?
evan hafer
No, no, no.
Because she had met some of my friends, right?
And, you know, the guys from the community are fairly obvious because they look like you.
And they're jacked, tattooed.
You know, a lot of them are, you know, big beards.
It looks like the Hell's Angels.
unidentified
Right.
evan hafer
Right.
So, like, I don't work for the State Department.
That's fairly obvious.
Like, State Departments, they're going to wear suits and they're come out of Harvard and they use really long words all the time.
They're not like, they don't look like they're getting ready to commit a felony.
And so she would be around at our kitchen table or whatever, and you'd have all these guys that look like they're NFL Hell's Angels.
And I look like this, which is intimidating nonetheless.
I could get away with it.
I could sell that.
But they couldn't.
She's like, well, so you work for the State Department, but what is it that you actually do?
Right.
And I'm like, you're not a janitor, obviously.
I'm like, ah, you know, we train assistant advise or something.
And then after a while, you know, getting to know her, you know, six months or however long we'd known each other, we were driving down the road.
And I was like, I actually work for the CIA.
And she's like, I know.
What are you a fucking idiot?
I'm like, yeah, that's fair.
unidentified
Yeah.
evan hafer
And it's funny because even now today, right?
It's like a lot of my friends will come by that I haven't seen for years.
And she always has the same kind of like eye roll.
It's like, okay, you guys are going to be up till like two in the morning, like drinking at the kitchen table, talking shit about everybody that used to work with.
That's right.
It's like, and it's so dramatic, right?
It's like it's such a sewing circle at times with people.
And it's all the same people are the same regardless of your profession.
It's like, they're always talking shit.
Nick's a good dude.
That guy's not.
joe rogan
It's so fascinating to me, like James O'Keefe stuff.
Like how much they bust people that talk about things they should never talk about with people that are just on a date with.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like not even like your wife of 10 years.
No, some lady or some guy.
It's a lot of it.
It's chatty gay guys.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
A lot of it is gay guys.
Like, I'll tell you how we do it.
And they're on a date with some guy and they're trying to impress him and they start telling about what secret covert things they're doing that's totally illegal.
And they do it all the time.
evan hafer
Oh, it's got, it happens all the time in DC.
And it doesn't really matter what, what party or wherever you go.
You always have the guy.
And it's so funny because I would go to whatever party acts.
And depending on the venue, it might be like State Department and FBI or whomever.
And you can always tell who works for whom.
And it's always like they're always trying to out-jockey each other for who works for the better government service.
And I used to always tell people I was a janitor, so they would leave me alone.
And I'm a janitor at Northrop Grumman.
I'm like, why are you here?
Like kind of a thing.
I'm like, oh, this is what I do.
It's, you know, it's my passion.
I love them shit stripes and toilets, man.
I got to wipe them out.
And but then all the other guys were like jockeying for like FBI or State Department or wherever they're going.
And then it's always the guys like, I can't tell you who I work for.
And you're like, oh.
Then you just sit back and listen.
You're like, let me hear where this guy's going.
From 21 to 22 00:15:35
evan hafer
This is going to be a fun one.
You know, like, holy crap.
joe rogan
Get a couple of drinks at him.
Yeah, yeah.
evan hafer
And it's just full of shit.
It was like, oh, it's so full of shit.
joe rogan
Well, that's the thing about important people that have achieved a high level of success.
Everybody wants to pretend they're that.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
There's a lot of people that want to pretend they're that person because it's so hard to become that person.
But you can convince a lot of people that don't know any better that you are.
That was a big thing with martial arts.
Big thing with martial arts.
It was especially in the 80s.
So in the 80s, when I first started, no one knew anything.
It wasn't like today.
Today, if you get in a street fight, if you're a high school kid and you get in a street fight with another high school kid, there's a high likelihood that that kid knows how to leg kick.
He might know a blast double.
He might know an arm triangle.
You might get fucked up.
Like they might know how to fight.
Back then, no one knew how to fight.
It was very rare.
There's like one kid who knew how to box.
It was always the wrestling team, which were the most dangerous people.
Those guys were the worst.
Those guys were the hardest motherfuckers in the school, always.
And I didn't even realize that until I started wrestling.
I was like, I'm amongst these fucking elite killers, and they're just walking around with everybody like they're normal.
And you realize the level of commitment and dedication involved in being an elite high school wrestler, just a high school wrestler.
It's fucking off the charts.
These kids were going to camps all through the summer.
They would get sent off to wrestling camp.
They were training year-round.
And I just hopped in on my sophomore year.
I did one season of wrestling.
And I was like, this is crazy.
Like the level, I had no idea.
I was hanging around with these people.
I thought they were normal people.
They're like kids that were like little soldiers.
Like all of them, thick-necked little fucking soldiers.
And you realize, like, wow.
I like open my eyes.
Like, Jesus, there's these people around.
And they were never even considered martial artists until the UFC.
Nobody really understood unless they actually did wrestling how helpless the average person is with an elite wrestler.
You have no chance.
Like, it's not like maybe you'll be able to hit him before he takes you down.
Nope, no chance.
He's going to shoot on you.
He's going to fucking, you have no chance.
You have zero chance.
But there was always a bunch of guys who were pretending they were martial arts experts.
Was, oh, it was a really common thing.
And then you would talk to him, like, where do you train?
What do you do?
And it was always some guy who like learned some misthere was one guy.
This guy actually wound up getting arrested for murder.
And he's in jail right now.
Yeah.
He had lied to everybody and told them that he was a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
And he was even teaching people, and he knew almost nothing.
And this is like in the early, early 2000s, I guess, like the late 90s, early 2000s.
And it was just starting to catch on.
Like people are just starting to understand the depth of martial arts because of the UFC.
But it hadn't really gone mainstream until about 2005.
And this guy was telling everybody he was a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
And then Eddie Bravo trained with him.
And Eddie came back to me.
He's like, man, something's wrong.
He goes, this guy is terrible.
He doesn't know shit.
And he's like, and I was like, really?
He goes, yeah, I think he's a fake.
I think he's a fraud.
And he wound up confronting this guy.
And then the guy wound up, he was banging some guy's wife and wound up luring the guy back to his karate school and killing him.
evan hafer
What?
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And he went to jail.
And he's in jail right now.
But he had a fake name.
His name was Raphael Torrey.
That was his fake name.
But his real name was like Ralph, something or another.
And he's in jail right now for murder.
evan hafer
But that's a super funny character, right?
Not that guy.
joe rogan
But a fake black.
evan hafer
But a fake martial artist.
What was that?
There was a movie years ago where it's like One Foot, the Way of One Foot or something.
unidentified
You ever watch that?
evan hafer
Yeah, with Danny McFry.
And it was fucking hilarious, man.
And it's like that guy, that character, that strip mall, you know, martial artist is just a piece of shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
There's a guy on Instagram that documents all these guys.
It's Mick Dojo Life on Instagram.
It's a fucking great page because it's all people doing bullshit, fake martial arts, like death touch, like people that can touch your forehead and you go limp and fall to the ground.
And you get all their, their students become like brainwashed and they go along with this whole facade.
It's really weird.
They're in on the charade.
It's very strange.
evan hafer
Super weird.
It's very cultish.
joe rogan
Martial arts are very cultish, especially traditional martial arts.
Like your instructor is always sir.
You're always bowing to them.
There's always a lot of weirdness inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And in like traditional taekwondo, you always would refer to your instructors as Mr. It was Mr. I hated it.
I was like, just you just don't have to.
evan hafer
How many years did you do that?
joe rogan
Oh, like hardcore for seven years.
Yeah.
Hardcore.
evan hafer
And then you switched over to jiu-jitsu?
joe rogan
Yeah.
I switched over to jiu-jitsu a few years later.
I stopped fighting when I was 22.
And then I was a real, it was like doing comedy.
I started doing comedy at 21.
And I kind of half-assed, still trained and fought a few times while I was also doing comedy, but I didn't have the commitment that I had before.
I had a series of events that led me out of like wanting to compete.
And one of them was recognizing brain damage, recognizing it in other people, recognizing it in friends, and then laying in bed with headaches after sparring sessions, going, okay, where does this lead?
And I don't, I'm not even making any money off of this.
And then there was a guy that I hurt really bad in a tournament.
I knocked this one guy out when I was 19 in California.
I was competing in the Nationals, and I KO'd this guy, and he never got up.
They had to take him on a stretcher, and he was on a stretcher for half an hour, and then they took him to the hospital, and it freaked me out because I was like, that could have easily been me.
It easily could have been me.
And that one bothered me because I was like, what am I doing?
Like, why am I doing this?
Like, I'm trying to win the national championships.
I'm trying to be in the Olympics.
I'm trying to do these things.
But I'm like, okay, but where does that lead me to teaching?
Do I really want to?
I was already teaching at the time, but do I really want to teach for a living forever?
I'm like, I don't think I do.
There's not, you know, and then recognizing that the martial art that I had picked, Taekwondo, had a lot of flaws in it.
It was really good for kicking, but it wasn't the best overall martial art.
And when I started kickboxing, I really realized that.
And then I started getting into Muay Thai and I realized the power of leg kicks and what the devastating impact it has on your mobility and like one or two leg kicks and you're so compromised.
I was like, oh, this is, there's so many levels to this.
So I was like kind of half-assing martial arts like the last year.
Not nearly as committed.
Like I was all in all throughout my high school years, all in until I was 21.
And then from 21 to 22, kind of half-assed it.
And then I didn't start doing jiu-jitsu until years later.
evan hafer
So what's going on at like 21, 22?
And you like, what are you thinking?
Do you remember what you're thinking?
Like, I'm going to be an actor.
I'm going to be a comic.
joe rogan
No, no, no, no.
evan hafer
What are you thinking?
joe rogan
I didn't think I was going to be a comic until I did an open mic night when I was 21.
And then even then, I was like, this is just something that I think I can do.
But when I would bomb, I'd be like, fuck, I should go back to fighting.
I just get a few.
And then you know what happened?
I tore my ACL.
And when I tore my ACL, I had to have surgery and I couldn't do anything for like six months.
And then I realized my body's vulnerable.
You're counting on your tissue staying intact in order to live this life that you want to live.
So I had to get my knee reconstructed.
And I was like, all right.
evan hafer
So that was the first knee reconstruction.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
That was back then.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I was 22, I think, when I blew it out.
21, somewhere around then.
It was like right around the time when I was thinking about stopping competing.
It's like my, you know, like the universe was like, let me help you.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Let me fuck your knee up real quick.
So I had to get that fixed.
And that takes a while before it gets back to normal again.
But comedy became a thing where I was like, this is very exciting and really difficult to do and so different than anything else I was doing.
Well, you have to get the people to like you.
Like it's dependent upon like personality.
And whereas with martial arts, I wanted them to not like me.
I loved it.
I didn't have any problem.
Like, no one's going to save you.
It doesn't matter if these people hate me.
And if you're looking at me and there's just you and me and a referee, I liked it.
I liked that this person had like a bunch of like one of my favorite things was like hearing cheers stop.
Like when people are cheering, like, get him, fuck you.
Kick his ass, kick his ass.
And whoop.
And then the guy would collapse, and then you hear silence.
You just hear silence.
Especially if you go to where they live.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like if you had to go to Ohio and fight in Ohio.
I just loved that silence.
It was this final moment.
And my thing was I would always walk away like it was normal.
I would never celebrate.
I would just walk away like that.
I do this every day.
I'm going to do this to the next guy, too.
This is what I'm going to do to you.
And I would always take naps too.
That was the other thing I did when everybody was freaking out before fighting, before sparring.
I would go to sleep in front of everybody.
I just put a hoodie on and just lie down on the ground and go to sleep.
evan hafer
Is that like where you try to fuck with them a little bit?
joe rogan
It was a little bit of fucking with them.
It was a little bit of, I'm so relaxed.
I'm going to take a nap here while you're freaking out.
But it was also, I wanted to do it for my own mind.
I wanted to just like be, I want, I was so in my own head.
I was just, it was, I was so in my own, like, what I'm going to do.
I wasn't thinking about all these other external things until that one knockout.
That's when I really started thinking about what could happen to me.
Because I had gotten really lucky where I never really got hurt in a tournament.
Never got dropped, never got knocked out, never got really rocked.
But I did it to a lot of people.
And then I was like, this is coming around.
Like, it's only a matter of time before I get whomped.
It's just, it happens.
It's just going to happen.
I'm going to fight some national champion guy, and I'm going to zig when I should have zagged, and I'm going to catch a heel to my fucking jaw, and that's going to be a wrap.
I'm going to be waking up in a hospital.
evan hafer
That's interesting that you had that thought early on to where you're like, ah.
joe rogan
Well, I started seeing brain damage in other people, specifically when I started kickboxing, because I was training at boxing gyms, and I started seeing guys who were starting to say fucking each other.
There's like a slurry aspect to the way they talked.
There was a labored thing to their speech.
There was something about them.
And then I would see it degrade over time.
You know, like I really started getting involved in sparring and boxing when I was about 19.
And that was also around the time where I started losing my enthusiasm for Taekwondo because I just realized the no punching to the face thing in tournaments was so limited.
It really fucked you up because it gave you this illusion that you could pull things off where all the guy would have to do is jab you in the face.
You're like, oh, okay.
Like at this distance, you can't do the thing that you normally do in a Taekwondo tournament.
You have to be much more aware defensively.
So I had to recalibrate my offense and my tactics.
And so then I just, I started doing a lot of boxing and a lot of kickboxing.
And I saw so much brain damage.
I saw so much like unreported brain damage, just weird stuff.
Guys would tell you the same story.
They just told you like five minutes ago.
They tell it to you again.
And I was realizing, oh, these guys can't remember.
They just said this thing five minutes ago.
It was like they were stoned, you know, and they weren't.
They were just starting to exhibit the beginning signs of brain damage.
evan hafer
So when you're making those decisions early on, like you're controlling, being able to control your emotions.
So your anxiety and being able to put yourself into the right mental framework to go out and perform.
So regardless.
So you're competing in Taekwondo.
You're going out.
You're actually performing open mics.
Is that what you're doing at the time?
joe rogan
Yeah, when I was 21.
Once I was 21, I started doing open mics.
evan hafer
And so being able to control your emotions, because you got to be freaking out a little bit.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, the first time, the first time I went on stage, I was more scared than I had ever been fighting, which I thought was crazy.
So I started fighting before I could really be scared.
I started fighting when I was 15.
Those like the first fights that I had.
So you were scared, but you didn't, you were so stupid.
You didn't know what could happen to you.
And I was really lucky that I had a really good school.
The school that I trained at was super technical.
That was the guy who I trained under, this guy, Jae-hun Kim, he trained with General Chae Young-yi, who was like the founder of Taekwondo.
And so it was like, the technique was perfect.
Like you had to have perfect technique.
Like if you did anything sloppy or anything like kind of, they would correct you.
Like you had to have it down.
And they emphasized a lot of heavy bag training, which a lot of schools didn't even have a heavy bag, which I thought was crazy.
Like we would go and do these things where we'd have our team would go and train with another team.
Like we would travel to New York and there was like another, an instructor that was friends with our instructor and they would bring the competition teams to compete against each other.
And we'd fight in a gym.
So it was like these unsanctioned fights that you would have.
And you'd find people that were roughly your weight.
And these guys didn't have heavy bags.
And you'd go to their gym.
They have like a strip mall type gym.
And there was in their Dojang, they didn't have a heavy bag.
I was like, this is crazy.
You guys don't train with heavy bags?
And it didn't make any sense to me.
They had kicking paddles and a bunch of different things, but they didn't have anything that would improve thrusting techniques and stabbing techniques, which is like you need resistance.
You need a heavy bag.
And so our instructor was adamant about like, if you can't hurt somebody badly with one kick, you're doing the wrong thing.
These techniques were originally. designed for war.
And you're supposed to be able to have devastating power in everything you throw.
That got lost a little when Taekwondo got into the Olympics or when it was on the path to getting into the Olympics.
And it became more of like point scoring.
They would try to hit you and run away, hit you and run away.
And it was a lot of like fast moving techniques that didn't have the same sort of devastating impact.
So where I got real lucky in where I trained is that they really emphasized power.
And so the school that I was at was very feared because a lot of the other black belts were like, the guys that I trained with were fucking really dangerous.
Like they were known for when they would go to a tournament, people would get scared because if these guys hit you, you're in trouble.
Like these were dangerous cats, you know, that were like just wheel kicking people into another dimension, turning sidekicking people and crushing rib cages.
Sudden Power Shift 00:14:55
joe rogan
It was a lot of that.
And so I got real lucky that that's the gym that I started in, that I started with, like, you know, you imitate your atmosphere.
The first guy that I ever saw hit a bag was this guy, John Lee.
And when I saw him, he was the national Taekwondo light heavyweight champion.
And he was competing.
He was training to compete in the World Games.
So he was about to go to, I guess it was the World Cup.
And he was in full training mode like the moment I walked into the gym.
And I watched him fold this heavy bag.
And as I was going up the stairs, I could hear the sound of it.
This is I was just visiting this gym.
I was leaving a baseball game at Fenway Park.
And me and my friend just walked up the stairs just because we didn't want to wait for the tea.
It took so long for so many people leaving the baseball game.
There's going to be big lines.
It was going to be packed.
So let's just walk up here and see what's going on.
And as we were walking up the stairs, I heard this sound that I'll never forget.
unidentified
It was like, whoop, kaching, whoop, ka-ching.
joe rogan
And the kaching was the chains of the heavy bag because this 120-pound bag was flying through the air when this guy would hit it.
And the chains were going and rattling.
And then it would come down.
He would set it up again.
And he was seven, ten feet from me.
Like there was this like little ledge where you could sit and watch people.
And they had set it up like that.
So the heavy bag was set up right where people would walk in because it was a great recruitment tool because you would really get to see what people are capable of.
And the moment I saw that, I was like, I want to know how to do that.
Like, how do you do that?
Like, he was doing spinning back kicks over and over again, turning sidekicks, just folding this fucking bag in that.
I was like, that's crazy that a person could generate.
I didn't think a person could generate that kind of force.
And I trained with him a lot and I learned from him a lot.
He taught me a lot.
And he was an interesting guy, too, because he'd be like a real street guy.
Like he'd been in and out of jail, wound up having a substance problem.
But it was this funny dude from Chelsea, which is like a real hard, dangerous neighborhood in Boston.
And just a fucking killer, man.
A killer.
Just a killer.
And when he would compete, people would get so nervous.
It was crazy to watch because I started training with him and going to tournaments with him when I was a white belt.
So I was a white belt, and he was a black belt national champion.
And when John Lee would show up, you'd see people whispering like, fuck, John Lee's here.
You would see guys take these deep breaths because they knew he was in their weight class.
Fuck.
unidentified
Fuck.
joe rogan
Because they knew this guy wasn't trying to win on points.
He was trying to break your body.
He was trying to just crush your organs.
He was trying to separate your fucking brain from the inside of its skull.
He was trying to hurt you.
And he did it to a lot of people.
I watched him knock out a lot of people.
A lot of people.
It was wild to see.
So, like, you know, but it was, to me, it was just like this new thing that was going to change who I am.
You know, I went for the first time in my life.
I felt like I wasn't a loser because I was like really good at this thing that was scary, you know, and I just threw myself into it.
It was my whole life.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't party.
I didn't go to, I didn't, I had very few friends outside of high school.
You know, I was, it was my whole thing was just training.
I'd get home from school, get something to eat, immediately leave, hop on the train, head into town every day.
evan hafer
That was like 15?
joe rogan
Yeah.
From like the summer of my freshman year of high school.
That's when I first started.
Right.
Right like when I graduated from high school in my freshman year, I started training.
And it was nuts.
It was just like this complete new life.
It was so weird.
And then competing, like traveling around competing.
First, it's like a white belt, then a blue belt, then where can I weigh up a purple belt?
And then all of a sudden, in Taekwondo, red belt is brown belt.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And then black belt.
And then my instructor was crazy.
He would let me compete as a black belt before I was a black belt.
He let me compete in the men's division when I was 16.
Yeah, it was nuts.
evan hafer
Holy shit.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It was just, if they thought you had potential, they'd just throw you right into the flames.
Like, let's see.
Let's see what you could do.
evan hafer
So the confidence it gives you, right?
It's like finding something that you're good at.
joe rogan
Yeah, all of a sudden, I realized, well, all of a sudden I got obsessed with something where I never had really worked hard at anything in my life.
And then I had abs.
I was like, this is crazy.
Like, I look at myself in the mirror.
I had abs.
All of a sudden, I had muscles everywhere.
I was like, this is nuts.
Because you're going through puberty.
Right.
So you're this doughy little fucking kid, this scrawny, doughy little kid that never did any sports other than baseball.
And then all of a sudden, I'm shredded and I know how to fuck people up.
And then I was doing it to like live humans all over the country, like traveling everywhere.
We traveled.
That's all we did.
We just traveled.
evan hafer
So how does that go from, how do you go from there, though?
Why or how did you go?
I'm going to go do stand-up.
Like what was the, what was that?
joe rogan
Was really my friends.
It was really, yeah, my friend Steve Graham, who I'm still friends with to this day, who's a real maniac.
He was on the U.S. ski team.
He was a flight pilot with the Navy, or not a flight pilot, a flight surgeon with the Navy.
He was an ophthalmologist, like an insanely hardworking guy, like unbelievably disciplined.
And he got into Taekwondo while he was a doctor, you know, while he was an ophthalmologist.
He's a maniac to this day.
This dude's had like, he's still a good friend.
He's had like 70 fucking surgeries.
He's had his knees replaced, still trained, still spars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like in his 60s now.
He's a fucking nut.
evan hafer
And so he's like, hey, you're funny.
You should go do this?
joe rogan
We would go to tournaments.
And when we would go to tournaments or when we have sparring days in particular, everybody was super nervous.
It was very dangerous.
And so I would be the one who would break the ice.
I would be the one who would make fun of everybody and do impressions of everybody.
And I always was cracking everybody up.
And it was a captive audience.
And everyone was looking for relief from the fact that there was this tent.
Like we would be on a bus headed to like Poughkeepsie, New York to go compete in a tournament.
And I would be the one on the bus like making fun of everything, just cracking everybody up.
And my friend Steve said, you should be a stand-up.
You should try it.
You just try it.
And I'd be like, look, you think I'm funny because you like me.
I go, other people are going to think I'm an asshole.
Like, my sense of humor was very dark.
It's like, it was very crazy back then because I was living a crazy life.
And then did an open mic night.
And then I said, I think I might be able to do this.
evan hafer
Did you bomb straight away?
Was it just like?
joe rogan
I got a couple of laughs.
Like, ha ha ha.
It wasn't good.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
But everybody saw it.
evan hafer
Do you remember any of the jokes?
Yeah.
joe rogan
That was my impression of a good-looking girl getting pulled over by the cops.
Do you realize how fast you're going?
No, do you like my tits?
Yes, I do.
Here's a warning.
It was terrible.
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
I had so many bad jokes.
But I also realized everybody sucks in the beginning.
And then I thought back to martial arts.
I'd go, oh, this is like everything.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like, if you start off, you suck.
Like, everything in the whole thing is like getting better at this thing you suck at.
Which is like, I had this guy, Tommy Woods, Dr. Tommy Woods.
We were talking about new things, about the value in terms of like people that acquired dementia.
And one of the best ways to keep your brain fresh is do new things, do things that you're not good at, and learn how to do them and get better at.
And I think I had sort of just applied what I had learned from martial arts because obviously I wasn't good at martial arts when I started.
I was terrible.
Everybody's terrible.
You don't know what you're doing.
And then you realize, like, oh, through repetitive effort, concentration, focus, discipline, you're going to get better.
It's a path.
And so I was like, oh, this is a new thing, but it's also a new thing filled with other misfits because I was a misfit, right?
And it's like, oh, well, these comedians are misfits too.
They didn't have regular rules.
They always wanted to smoke pot and drink beer.
And, you know, they stayed up late and they slept late and they were just maniacs.
I was like, okay, I could hang out with these people.
Like, regular people that wanted a regular job scare the shit out of me because I don't want to get sucked into your drone-like frequency.
I can't live.
I tried regular jobs.
Like, this is not going to work for me.
I'm too ADD, HD, whatever the fuck it is.
Whatever it is, I got it.
I'm like, I can't do this.
But those people were misfits.
There were these weird renegade, and occasionally professionals would go up and you'd realize, like, wow, this guy's a master.
Like, the mastery he has of like concepts and jokes and tricking you into thinking one thing and then he hits you with another thing.
I'm like, God, and the smoothness of it all.
It just became an obsession.
evan hafer
Do you remember the guy?
joe rogan
There was this one guy, Teddy Bergeron.
There's this guy who had been on the Tonight Show, and he unfortunately developed a substance problem, which a lot of people do.
And I think some of it is just the pressure of stand-up and the pressure of fame and the pressure of constantly performing.
And then it's just also like just living that dirtbag life where you're just like, you could do whatever you want.
It doesn't matter.
Do Coke.
And they're just doing Coke.
And like, there were clubs that would pay you in Coke.
unidentified
What?
joe rogan
Yeah, they would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick's Comedy Stop would offer you cocaine or cash in the 1980s.
evan hafer
Yeah.
I can see that.
I could see how, I could see how this thing becomes super addicting.
And this is like your dirtbag life.
It's that same parallel we're talking about where this becomes the rock that you're climbing every day because this is the audience that you have to entertain.
It becomes about getting better, honing a craft, like, and ultimately succeeding with the crowd right in front of you.
And they're giving you the feedback.
That's very similar.
Like, you're either getting higher on the rock or you're falling off.
joe rogan
And the falling off was important because the bombings would really teach you you didn't want that.
So what was it about the bomb?
Like, what did you, how did you bomb?
What did you do wrong?
What went wrong?
What's wrong with your material?
What's wrong?
Like, are you being lazy in the way you're setting things out?
Like, what are you doing wrong?
And then figuring it out because that pain of bombing was so, like, sometimes it's bad to do well a bunch of times because you need to get relaxed.
Like, you can't be relaxed.
Like, you have to, like, constantly grinding at it.
You have to constantly be taking that fucking thing apart and trying to figure out how to make it better.
evan hafer
The guys like Andy Kaufman, right, that would go out and they had a whole shtick and nobody understood what the fuck they were doing.
joe rogan
That's a different thing.
It's a different thing.
evan hafer
It's wild.
Like, it's wild.
Because it's almost an intentional.
You're bombing intentionally, but it's funny.
You got to stretch it out a little bit to understand what's going on.
And it's a different individual psychology.
joe rogan
It's a different thing.
He's doing a different thing.
My criticism of that, and I don't really have a criticism.
Maybe that's the wrong word because I think Kaufman was brilliant.
He was brilliant on taxi.
He was an interesting character.
The shit he did with pro wrestling was just bananas.
evan hafer
Bananas.
joe rogan
He was wrestling with fucking mania.
It was so great.
But he never was a great comic, right?
Like, see, if Shane Gillis decided to go that path and just bomb on purpose, that would be almost more interesting.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Like, here's a guy who knows how to kill.
He's a real comic, one of the funniest guys ever.
And then he starts saying, playing the theme to Mighty Mouse and just repeating, here I come to save the day.
Like, this is what Andy Kaufman did.
He would play a head of a record player and just play the Mighty Mouse theme song and just repeat, Here I Come to Save the Day.
And everybody's like, What the fuck is going on?
Like, it was like this weird mind fuck that he was doing with everybody.
But he never did the other thing.
evan hafer
Right, right.
joe rogan
He never really entertained and killed.
Like all the evidence of Andy Kaufman is of him doing this weird stuff, which again, it's not really a criticism.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
But he was doing a different thing.
He was an odd guy who saw this thing and he was like, I think I can get in there and do something completely disruptive.
Right.
evan hafer
I can see that.
Like it's very distinctly different.
joe rogan
Nothing wrong with it.
I loved it.
I love, especially the wrestling stuff, but it's not my favorite.
Like if someone told me Andy Kaufman's performing in this room over here, but David Tell is in that room over there.
I'm going to see David Tell.
I want to go see the master.
unidentified
I'm going to laugh.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I'm going to laugh and I'm going to see a guy at the top of his craft that's doing this hypnosis on everybody and you just leave there.
Your sides hurt and you're dying.
You don't leave there going, what the fuck was that?
But he wanted people to leave there and go, what the fuck was that?
That was the magic of Andy Kaufman.
But it's just not my, you know, like, I don't like jazz.
You know, I don't want to go see Jazz.
evan hafer
It's hard to like.
joe rogan
I think it's kind of cool background music, but I'm not leaving the house to go see Jazz.
But I know people who fucking love it.
evan hafer
So if you think back to Taxi, I was thinking about this the other day with Danny DeVito and Taxi.
Like that guy's still going.
unidentified
I know.
evan hafer
It's incredible, man.
I know.
And it just like a snippet of taxi came up and I was like, holy shit.
How old is Danny DeVito?
joe rogan
He's 150,000 years old.
Tony Danz has long since retired.
Holy shit.
evan hafer
That guy just keeps going and he looked old and taxi.
joe rogan
Is Judd Hearst still alive?
evan hafer
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't know.
joe rogan
That was a great show.
evan hafer
It was a great show.
joe rogan
It was a great show.
evan hafer
He's 90?
joe rogan
Mary Lou Henner was taxi too, right?
Wasn't she on taxi?
Mary Lou Henner, you know, she has that crazy mind thing where she remembers everything.
evan hafer
Seriously?
joe rogan
Everything.
You can give her a date and she could tell you like 1973, you know, February 7th.
She'll tell you what day it was.
She can tell you what happened on that day.
She can tell you news things.
She can tell you what she was doing that day.
She has like not just a photographic memory, but a complete recall of all events and dates.
I forget what the term is.
jamie vernon
Superior autobiographical memory ability.
evan hafer
Oh my God.
jamie vernon
Can remember almost every day of her life since she was 11.
joe rogan
Isn't that nuts?
evan hafer
That's amazing.
joe rogan
And she's got to be 70 years old, right?
73, I think, is what I say.
73?
She remembers everything.
evan hafer
The funny thing is, is DeVito's still funny.
Like, he's still funny.
Superior Autobiographical Memory 00:14:16
evan hafer
Like, I mean, like the way that he lands jokes.
I mean, always sunny.
How many seasons of that?
Like, 20?
No?
I don't know.
joe rogan
But I mean, it's clearly fucking things has he done?
evan hafer
I don't know.
joe rogan
Taxi to always.
Taxi was when I was a boy.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
To always sunny.
evan hafer
That was the thing my dad used to watch.
Yeah.
And like, my dad seems old.
My dad's 80 years old, right?
My dad used to watch that.
joe rogan
How old's Danny DeVito?
unidentified
81.
joe rogan
81.
Still banging it out.
evan hafer
Still fucking killing it, man.
funny yeah i mean how old's i i'm not trying to equate ron white to danny but i'm I'm saying like, how old's Ron?
Because he's still killing it.
joe rogan
70?
Yeah, Ron's 70.
evan hafer
Yeah.
I was watching him the other night and he flew back from where he was and he just like came in and stood up there and did a set.
Like it just kind of like walked in.
It felt like he was just like, I'm here.
I'm just going to stop in and do this.
And then he fucking killed seamlessly.
Just it was perfect.
joe rogan
He's better, I think, than he's ever been right now.
evan hafer
I've never like watching somebody that's great and then watching somebody that's in another dimension, like him specifically, because he's perfect.
Like it's just, it's absolutely perfect because it comes off.
It's unforced.
It's a conversation.
Like he's just having a conversation with the crowd.
Yeah.
Like it's so incredible to watch somebody that can be perfect in their delivery, but then be completely unassuming in the way that they're delivering it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Like it's just a natural conversation like a hat.
joe rogan
It's casual.
unidentified
Yeah.
evan hafer
It's completely casual.
joe rogan
Casual killing.
evan hafer
You don't even feel like you're in, like you're watching a stand-up comedian.
You feel like you're watching somebody talk and you know that it's coming.
You think that it's coming and he still fucking delivers it with just a level of exceptional.
You're like, fuck, man.
Like, the guy's incredible.
joe rogan
I think it's one of those things where you keep working at it.
You just keep getting better.
And also, he stopped drinking.
So he stopped drinking a couple of years ago and that changed everything.
He lost a ton of weight, got way more focused.
But, you know, he had been going hard for decades.
And his doctor had a pull assignment and go, hey, man, you're going to die.
evan hafer
Are all those guys still, all the blue-collar comedy tour guys, are they still, are they still all doing it?
joe rogan
Foxworthy still does stand up.
I think he did stand up recently with Ron.
But I don't think he tours a lot.
I don't know about Larry the Cable guy.
I don't hear about him anymore.
I don't hear about the other guy, Bill Ingva.
You don't hear much about him anymore.
I think out of all of them, Ron is the guy who's still.
But out of all of them, it was like Jeff Fox, who was a great comic.
And then, you know, I think, in my opinion, Ron was the best.
Ron's just a master.
But also, Ron is, he loves it, man.
Like, he was there last night.
He performs all the time.
He's always down.
He always, like, I always get text messages from him when I have shows.
He wants to come into a set.
It's like he lives for it, man.
He's constantly writing.
He's constantly working on it.
Like, that's his thing, man.
He enjoys the shit out of it.
Still tours, still does the road, does better than ever, sells out everywhere.
And you're getting the best show out of Ron that you've ever gotten out of him.
He's better now, I think, than he's ever been.
I really believe that.
And it's crazy that at 70, he's still getting better.
His material just keeps getting better.
And it's always working at it.
He's always working at it, you know.
evan hafer
Yeah, that that whole thing about LA or whatever he did.
He just played it sounded like he pulled that out of his ass on stage.
He was just telling a story about being on a flight, and you're like, Holy shit, he's just telling me a story.
joe rogan
He was in the back room of the comedy store one night with this back bar, and we were hanging out, and uh, we were drinking.
This is back in Ron's drinking days, and we're having a couple of glasses of whiskey.
And then Ron starts telling the story about how when he was stationed in Hawaii, he goes, There's this place you can go, and you know, there's a bunch of hookers, you can get your dick sucked for like 20 bucks, man.
I was there every fucking day.
And he goes, Then all these years later, I was watching the news story, and all these trans vest-eyed hookers were getting rounded up in the very area where I used to go every day.
unidentified
And I realized, Oh my God, I got my dick sucked about a hundred times by men.
joe rogan
And he was telling this fucking hilarious bit.
It wasn't a bit, he was just telling us this story.
We were dying.
I go, Have you ever said this on stage?
He goes, No, fuck no.
I go, You should tell that on stage.
I go, Ron, that's hilarious.
I go, We were dying laughing.
I mean, it was like it was a bit, but it was just him telling a story.
Just no intention of ever saying, We're in the back room.
He goes from the back room onto the stage in the OR, the original room.
He walks down the hallway.
I go with him.
He goes on stage.
unidentified
He goes, I'm going to tell you a story about how I got my dick sucked about 100 times by men.
joe rogan
He just goes into this story.
It fucking murders, murders, like it had been a polished bit that he'd been working on for years.
It was just a story.
But Ron is a great storyteller, like a natural storyteller.
Like, if he's not trying to be funny, he's funny.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
He doesn't have to think about it.
It's like it's a, he's just got this personality, man.
He just, he's just cool.
evan hafer
Yeah, he's like that iconic Western, almost a Western storyteller.
Like the guy that you would expect sitting at the campfire at Hunting Camp.
That's the old guide that's been around the hundred years.
Like he's killed thousands of animals.
He's packed shit out.
And then he's got these stories that you can't help but listen to.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
And that's what he reminds me of.
I'm like, man, this guy is so fucking perfect.
Every time I see him, I'm like, holy shit, that's the guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
joe rogan
He's an old master.
You know, it's, there's not a lot of humans like that guy.
He's the main reason why I was interested in moving to Austin.
He was the first reason because I knew Ron had already lived here.
Ron was already moved here.
Ron moved here in 2018.
unidentified
Okay.
joe rogan
And so he just got tired of it.
He kept a place in Beverly Hills.
He would come visit us at the comedy store sometimes.
But I was talking to him on the phone.
He's like, man, I fucking love it here.
He goes, there's no Hollywood bullshit.
He goes, if I want to fly somewhere to work, I'm in the center of the country.
It's easy to get anywhere.
People are nice.
Food's great.
And he goes, you just not around Holly.
And I kept thinking, man, can I live in Austin?
Like, I always liked Austin and On it was out here.
So when I would come out here for work every now and then, and I'd always come out here and love doing stand-up here.
I was like, that planted the first seed.
And then when the pandemic hit, Ron was already here.
And when I came out here to look at houses and stuff, and this is in May of 2020.
So this is only a couple months into the lockdown, but I had already had enough.
I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Like, I knew these cocksuckers in LA were never going to give up the kind of control and power that they had over people's lives.
They get off on it, those fucking weirdos.
And so I was like, well, at least Ron will be there.
Like, oh, hang out with Ron.
Like, even if I never do stand-up again, at least Ron will be here.
And then, you know, Ron was also the guy who convinced me that I have to open up a club.
I had a thought in my head, and I was thinking about doing it.
We talked about doing it.
And then Ron went on stage for the first time in like six months.
It was in November of 2020.
And then he grabs me by my shoulders when he got off stage because he murdered.
First of all, when he went on stage, they went crazy in this giant standing ovation because there was no indoor shows anywhere else near there.
It was like we were doing it at the Vulcan.
They had some shows they were doing at Cap City before Cap City went under, but they were like separating everybody by like 20 feet or some stupid shit.
Like as if the virus can't go through the air.
It was dumb, right?
Everything was dumb.
But the Vulcan was just like unhinged.
It was packed.
I was like, this is so crazy.
This is such a super spreader party.
And Ron went on stage and he had gone over his notes and material and wasn't even sure he was thinking he was retired.
He was talking about retiring.
I think I'm retired.
Did this one set and then he grabs me by the shoulders.
He goes, whatever the fuck we have to do, we're going to keep doing this.
Just he goes, you got to open up that club.
I'm like, okay, we're going to open up that club.
And then we started looking for locations like right afterwards.
So like Ron was a key force.
He's the godfather of the Austin comedy movement, like where this became like this big hub.
It started with Ron 100%.
Because I knew if he was here, if he was here, at least I'd have my friend.
I could go hang out.
evan hafer
Right, right.
joe rogan
Because even if I couldn't do stand-up again, just I need someone who's just a renegade.
I need a dude I can hang out with.
That's just that's a real comic that we're going to have fun.
We could just talk shit and laugh.
evan hafer
Well, who would you hang out with when you're in LA?
joe rogan
Him.
Him when he was there until 2018, always.
But of course, Joey Diaz.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
And you know, when the pandemic hit, Joey moved to New Jersey.
He's like, fuck this place.
And he was on the same things as me.
Fuck these people.
This is, and he always wanted to go back home to New Jersey, which was, you know, where he's from.
And then Duncan moved to North Carolina.
Like, everybody moved out.
But it was like Duncan.
I hung out with Duncan, Segura, Ari, Bert, all those people that were, you know, the mainstays at the comedy store.
It was just, there was an amazing crew.
Tony Hinchcliffe, of course.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
And Tony was one of the first guys to move out here too with me.
And then Segura moved out here and then everybody moved out here.
Just like this wave started.
evan hafer
Is there anybody that you're like we started with like back in the day?
Like, because you were what, Boston?
Like, was there anybody you started with that you're still like?
joe rogan
Yeah, Fitzsimmons.
Greg Fitzsimmons.
We're real tight.
Greg Fitzsimmons started one week.
I think I started a week after him or before him, something like that.
But we're separated by one week.
evan hafer
Oh, seriously?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
We did open mics together.
We traveled around together.
We did road.
We would drive 90 minutes to do five minutes for free.
Yeah, we would drive to Rhode Island to do stand-up for free.
We traveled all over the all over New England.
We did road gigs together.
Yeah, we came up together.
We had so much fun.
We just had no money, no career, no even thought of one day having a career.
The goal was, I want to be able to make a living doing comedy because we knew that there were guys in town that were headliners that could, you know, grind out 100 grand, 50 grand, whatever it is a year, only doing comedy.
They didn't have to do anything else.
I was like, that's the dream.
Imagine if you could pay your bills with comedy.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
The idea of a career was like, no, we never even talked about it because everybody in Boston stayed in Boston.
Nobody left.
And other than like Stephen Wright and Jay Leno, there's like a few people that had kind of air quotes made it during that time period and left Boston.
The goal in Boston was just to be a good comic.
Was a real interesting thing because it was a real artist colony in the most unpretentious of ways because these guys were all coke snorting, whiskey drinking, psychopaths.
And a lot of them were big guys, like these big fucking football player-looking dudes who were just animals.
And they were just wild men, you know.
And they had this life that was so envious to me.
I was like, God, to be so free.
All you have to do is just tell jokes.
You don't have to ever show up at the fucking newspaper depot to deliver newspapers or drive.
I was driving limos and doing construction gig.
I didn't have to do any of that.
You could just do comedy.
And that was me and Greg.
We would just drive around just thinking, like, one day, imagine being able to make a living doing this.
That was the only goal.
And then we both wound up eventually.
He moved to New York for a bit, and I lived in New York for a while.
And then I moved to LA, and then he eventually moved to LA as well.
And now he's still there.
He's still back in L.A. Gosh.
evan hafer
I can't imagine, man.
Like living there and staying there, even for even professionally.
joe rogan
Did you see what they just did to the guys that won the Super Bowl?
Do you see the jock tax?
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Jamie, you see the jock tax?
jamie vernon
Yeah, it's not a new thing, though.
evan hafer
I understand.
joe rogan
I understand.
But it's specific to California.
And this jock tax in California, some of the players lost money playing in the Super Bowl.
They had to pay.
Oh, no, no, it is true.
jamie vernon
I don't think so.
joe rogan
No, no, it is true.
I went through AI last night.
No, it was in they pulled it up on Grok and people analyzed it.
And it's based.
No, no, Jamie.
Jamie, it's based on the seven days that they had to be there.
So you have to pay a fee based on the seven days dependent upon what your salary is.
So it's a percentage.
Okay.
jamie vernon
It's going to be this year.
joe rogan
Okay, with whatever.
Well, the Super Bowl, specifically, these guys, Jamie's so funny.
jamie vernon
I know, but this is one of those things that's not real.
joe rogan
What do you mean it's not real?
I told you, it was run through AI last night.
He made $178,000 for the Super Bowl.
He had to pay $249,000 in tax.
I'm pretty sure those are the numbers.
And it's based on the fact that he was there for seven days.
So it's a percentage of your income over the course of a year.
So if he makes $2 million a year and he's there for seven days, this is how much money you have to pay.
unidentified
Gotcha.
joe rogan
And so the Super Bowl pay is not, it's like on top of your normal salary.
Right.
Right.
So it actually cost him money to play in the Super Bowl.
So he made $178,000.
But because he's there for seven days, he had to pay $200 and something thousand dollars.
UFC Spectacular Moments 00:02:15
evan hafer
Did you watch it?
joe rogan
No.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
I was going to watch it just for Bad Bunny, just because everybody was so pissed off.
I thought it was hilarious that this guy's like, what do you fucking care?
It's like this weird culture war that this guy is singing.
And objectively, people that saw it said it was a great show.
I don't know.
I take their word for it.
evan hafer
Like somebody was telling me the other day, they're like, oh, you're going to watch the Super Bowl?
I'm like, what?
Super Bowl?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's sports.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
No.
I was halfway through it or whatever.
I'm like, I have no idea what's going on, man.
It fits your team.
joe rogan
It fits your team.
I get it.
It was the Patriots.
I could root for the Patriots.
But it's like, I'm busy.
evan hafer
If it's on, like at the airport or something, like, I'll watch it.
Like, I'm not going out of my way.
joe rogan
I'm not going to be like, hey, if Aaron Rodgers was playing, I'd watch it.
Maybe it'd even go if Aaron was playing.
But it's like, it's so hard to go from combat sports to regular sports for me.
evan hafer
Oh, God.
joe rogan
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
The UFC last Saturday was fucking spectacular.
It was a small one in the Apex Center, and there were some incredible fights.
It was so good.
It's like, that to me is like, I don't have a lot of time for entertainment.
That fills it all up.
evan hafer
Yeah, that fight, like, I mean, Saturday was like incredible.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
That was incredible.
joe rogan
Yeah.
The Mario Bautista performance is fucking insane.
He's so good.
That guy just keeps getting better.
He looks like a world champion.
And it's like you watch combat sports and the consequences are so grave.
What they're doing, the dedication, this moment, you train for months and months for this one moment when this referee is like, fighter one, you ready?
Fighter two, you're ready.
unidentified
Let's go.
joe rogan
And it's, woo, here we go.
That to me is the most exciting thing in all of sports.
And it'll never stop being that to me.
I love it.
Football's fun.
I like it.
I've been to some UT games.
U-Team games are fucking great.
They're fun.
evan hafer
Well, this is like the state, right?
I mean, this is not only like the state pastime, but people are like grown up.
They're completely modeled to go play Texas football.
Crazy Torture Video Revelations 00:13:20
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
I mean, this is like their icon of sports.
joe rogan
And it's just the enthusiasm for the crowd is nuts.
I got to shoot the cannon once.
Why don't they let me shoot the cannon off?
unidentified
Yeah.
What?
joe rogan
That was pretty cool.
It's fun.
Being on the field and seeing these guys warm up and get ready and then watching the game.
Nighttime games are the best.
They're nuts, man.
And then, of course, they do the jet flyover, which is like, America.
You're flying over fighter jets over a football game.
That doesn't happen anywhere else.
They don't do that anywhere else.
They never do that for a fight.
Fly fighter jets over.
evan hafer
That'd be cool, though.
It would be short.
Maybe they'll get it.
joe rogan
Maybe they can do it at the sphere and have like the roof of the sphere show the jets as they pass over.
evan hafer
Maybe they'll do it at the White House, UFC.
joe rogan
They probably will.
evan hafer
I would imagine.
joe rogan
Well, they're probably going to have air presence.
I mean, how dangerous is that card going to be?
evan hafer
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
In terms of like, if you wanted to have some sort of a disruptive event, that's the spot at the White House and you're having cage fights.
And I'm not even convinced that it's going to happen because with all the crazy shit going on in the world, who knows what happens between now and June when this is supposed to pop off?
Like, who knows?
Who knows what goes down?
Who knows what fucking happens with all this Epstein file shit?
It just keeps getting crazier and crazier and crazier and deeper and deeper.
And so Rokana and Massey just released the names of these guys that had been redacted from the list.
And one of them is Lex Weck.
What is his last name?
jamie vernon
Les.
joe rogan
Les Wexner, right?
Who's the CEO of Victoria Secrets?
Is he the CEO or the owner?
Former CEO, by the way.
evan hafer
Both.
joe rogan
Former owner, CEO of Victoria Secrets.
He's being named as a co-conspirator now.
Yes.
Yeah.
So he's being named along with Ghelane Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein.
He, because, you know, he runs this modeling, Victoria Secrets, Hot Girls, the whole deal.
Somehow or another, he's involved in this.
And they had redacted his name up until now.
unidentified
Right.
jamie vernon
Well, two things.
I don't think anybody his existence as a co-conspirator isn't new information.
joe rogan
But it's confirmed now, right?
jamie vernon
It was, people I think are up in arms as that.
It wasn't supposed to be blocked out from the file.
joe rogan
Exactly.
jamie vernon
He's not a victim.
joe rogan
Right.
He's not a victim, so why was his name redacted?
And so they got it unredacted, and now he's being named.
jamie vernon
I think he's the funder of most of it is what it seems like.
joe rogan
Right.
So people knew that there was something going on, but he had gifted Jeffrey Epstein this insane house in Manhattan.
So this is like a $60 million house in Manhattan.
You know the house where you go into it and you see Bill Clinton in a dress?
You know that picture that we have out in the lobby?
That's from the foyer of his house.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
That Jeffrey Epstein was gifted by Les Wexner.
By the way, Whitney Webb posted on her Twitter about Les Wexner being a sex trafficker, a child sex trafficker in 2020.
See who you find that.
Like that, that crazy chick is right about everything.
jamie vernon
The one the lady was kidnapped, or she was claimed she was kidnapped.
It was in his house in New Albany, or Columbus.
She claimed she was being held there for, I don't know, two weeks or something, like doing art.
She called her dad to try to get out of there or something like that.
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus.
jamie vernon
Yeah.
And that's his involvement as in brand new information.
joe rogan
This was in Columbus, Ohio?
jamie vernon
Well, New Albany is where all the, like, that's where his house is.
The giant, the biggest house in Ohio, I think.
It's a suburb of Columbus.
It'd be like, oh, that's like towels.
unidentified
Right, right.
jamie vernon
People think he's still there.
That's where Epstein's living, but that's not accurate.
joe rogan
Well, the people that think he's alive, I think they think he's in Israel, don't they?
jamie vernon
Well, there's some definitely, I think they're AI photos.
unidentified
They might not be.
joe rogan
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah.
jamie vernon
People think he's been seen or spotted around town.
joe rogan
Wouldn't you think you'd get some surgery?
evan hafer
You would think that he would have to.
unidentified
Yeah.
evan hafer
Like, he's probably one of the most recognizable faces in the world at this point.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Like, after so much airtime.
joe rogan
You'd have to get some surgery if you wanted to still.
I mean, how would you keep that?
This is the tweet.
Your reminder that Leslie Wexner financed the mass rape and trafficking of thousands of American children for over a decade.
And right now he is sitting in a 26K square foot mansion in New Albany, Ohio, thinking that he is above the law.
She tweeted this in April 28 of 2020.
How crazy is that?
evan hafer
Holy shit.
joe rogan
She's like the most prolific of all the conspiracy theorists, the most well-read, the one with the most recall, the one that's the most quoted.
I don't know how she's so good at it.
We're trying to get her on.
I don't know how she's so good and what her background is, how she finds all this information.
But she's always way ahead of all this stuff.
evan hafer
Yeah, I mean, 2020?
joe rogan
That's crazy.
evan hafer
Fucking way ahead everyone.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
Bro.
But these files, just what's come out so far and the fact that they redacted men, these like powerful billionaire guys, their names were redacted.
Like there's one of them where he's talking about pandemic planning.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Where Jeffrey Epstein is talking about pandemic planning to someone named Bill, whose name is redacted.
It's like, why are you redacting the guy's name that you're talking about planning for a pandemic, like what to do in response to a pandemic?
Why is his name retracted?
evan hafer
Or redacted, rather.
When are they supposed to testify?
When are the Clintons supposed to testify?
Would you say they're going to two weeks?
jamie vernon
Yeah, I think it's the last two days.
evan hafer
Do you say the aliens are coming in the next two weeks?
I think that's the way they're going to land.
I think that something's going to happen.
jamie vernon
Just before that, testifying.
joe rogan
Yeah, it'll be we bomb Iran, aliens show up, maybe at the same time.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
evan hafer
Outside of this, because this, I mean, obviously this conspiracy, it's not a theory anymore, right?
Because they're connecting the networks.
They're like exposing a lot of this.
Like when you look at your total conspiracy catalog of things that you like to dive into outside of aliens, because everybody knows that.
What are your other ones that you like?
joe rogan
Well, aliens is the most fun one.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
This is the one that I hate the most.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because this one scares the shit out of me.
Because the fear of, you know, we talked about this yesterday with Roger Avery.
The fear of these like literally demonic human beings that are running the world and don't give a fuck about human lives and enjoy watching people being tortured, enjoy watching people killed, participating in ritual sacrifice of people, and they do it in order to show that you're a part of a team.
We know that that has always historically been a real thing.
And it's been something that you look at in history, you go, God, it's so sick.
It's so twisted.
It's so disgusting.
And everybody wants to think, thank God that's not happening now.
But then when you realize like that might have been happening now.
Here's one of the craziest ones.
The day he was indicted in 2018, the very next day they ordered, he ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid.
evan hafer
What?
joe rogan
Yes.
He ordered six 55 gallon drums of sulfuric acid to be delivered to the island.
And so there's a lot of people online saying, oh, that was probably for his desalination plant.
It's probably like a regular thing they need to order.
So then someone else did a deep dive and said, no, this is the first time this was ever ordered.
jamie vernon
I'll take that again.
I saw there was two other ones.
joe rogan
Oh, there was two other orders?
jamie vernon
2017 and 2015.
Oh, so that guy was the first one from that company, potentially.
joe rogan
Ah, that makes sense.
So maybe it was for this desalination equipment.
But also, that's a lot of sulfuric acid.
You know, if I needed five gallons for my desalination equipment, but 239 gallons or whatever it is to burn kids to fucking get rid of bodies.
evan hafer
Well, it's kind of hard to think of any other use for acid, just in general, right?
Immediately, you think immediately.
joe rogan
Yeah.
The other orders, were they that large?
jamie vernon
Let me check.
joe rogan
Because here's the other thing.
I mean, how long has it been killing people?
How long have they been boiling bodies to get rid of them?
I mean, if you do have, for lack of better words, let's call it a service, where you allow rich people from foreign governments or whatever, you set it up.
I can give you whatever you want.
Like, what I want to do is I want to kill a hooker.
Like, I want to kill her.
I want to torture her.
And I want to, you know, get rid of the body.
Like, I want to do that.
Like, can you do that?
There was one where this one guy is saying to him, thank you for the torture video.
It's literally a part of an email.
The actual quote, thank you for the torture video.
Like, enjoyed the torture video.
evan hafer
It's so gross.
joe rogan
And they think they've identified that guy.
And what do they think?
He's a sultan?
jamie vernon
I was trying to find that right now.
I think because Massey said he got the he looked that one up, I believe.
Because they're letting them into the files one by one for like an hour at a time.
unidentified
What?
jamie vernon
Yeah, bro.
Because the congresspeople can go look at specific.
There's millions of files.
You got to tell them which file you want specifically to look at.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
The whole thing is crazy because why have you protected people?
So we know Sultan Ahmed bin Suleyaman Suleim sent the torture video to Epstein.
This is in 2009.
So Epstein was saying that.
Where are you?
Are you okay?
I love the torture video.
I am in China.
I'll be in the U.S. second week of May.
What the fuck, man?
And why is his name redacted?
Why would your name be redacted if you're not a victim?
Like, this is what's crazy about all this.
Like, how come you redact some people and you don't redact other people?
Like, what is this?
This is not good.
None of this is good for this administration.
It looks fucking terrible.
It looks terrible.
It looks terrible for Trump when he was saying that none of this was real.
This is all a hoax.
This is not a hoax.
Like, did you not know?
Maybe he didn't know if you want to be charitable.
But this is definitely not a hoax.
And if you've got redacted people's names and these people aren't victims, you're not protecting the victims.
So what are you doing?
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
And how come all this shit is not released?
evan hafer
Do you think all of it would just get rid of all of it?
Just expand it all.
unidentified
It's crazy.
joe rogan
So this is the conspiracy that drives me the most crazy.
I don't like it.
jamie vernon
I did Julian Dory talk about this yesterday on his podcast.
I just saw a clip going around.
American billionaire Tom Pritzker had an email to him that says you mean Julian Dorsey?
Dorsey, yeah, sorry.
joe rogan
Sorry.
jamie vernon
Okay.
joe rogan
I'm in a remote valley of Afghanistan.
It's my birthday wish with boys with toys.
Spent time with Petraeus yesterday, and he loaned me a chopper.
Actually, two with one as a backup.
Can't call till tomorrow.
Yeah, but boys with toys could mean like military guys with weapons.
jamie vernon
That's what I assumed.
That's not what the video asked.
They thought they were talking about little boys because they were in Afghanistan.
unidentified
But boys.
jamie vernon
His birthday wish is an interesting part.
evan hafer
It's my birthday wish to remote valley.
In a remote valley and Epstein about it.
joe rogan
But it also loaned me a chopper.
jamie vernon
Well, actually, this is to Epstein.
joe rogan
Right.
But the thing is, like, the loan me a chopper, my birthday wish, his birthday wish might have been to, like, gun down villagers.
unidentified
I know.
jamie vernon
That's what's what I see.
joe rogan
You know what I mean?
jamie vernon
I'm talking about not go play with little kids.
joe rogan
Yeah.
jamie vernon
I just want to go kill people.
joe rogan
I mean, I bet that.
Look, he loaned me a chopper.
Doesn't sound like I came there to fuck kids.
It's like my birthday wish sounds like I'm here to fuck people up.
Right.
evan hafer
Or I'm just out here to tour Afghanistan, which, I mean, I don't know why anybody would want to tour Afghanistan, but it seems like...
joe rogan
The only reason why I would be interested in going to Afghanistan is the stuff that Jason Everman told me about.
Like when he showed me all those ancient Greek ruins, which is nuts where archaeologists have no access to them.
That stuff's crazy.
evan hafer
No, it's incredible.
joe rogan
All from Alexander the Great.
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joe rogan
Like there's immense ruins in Afghanistan of cities.
They had Greek cities, like beautiful columns and incredible construction in Afghanistan that are like, how old?
When was Alexander the Great?
unidentified
When was that?
joe rogan
The 1400s?
What was that?
evan hafer
1000 plus, right?
So, like, I mean.
joe rogan
What year was it?
What year was Alexander the Great?
evan hafer
I believe it was actually, what, 300?
I don't know, Jamie.
joe rogan
300 AD?
jamie vernon
300 BC.
joe rogan
300 B.C. Wow.
evan hafer
That's probably 600 years off.
joe rogan
Wow, I was way off.
300 BC, and they're building these immense, beautiful Roman cities, Greek Roman cities.
It looks like you're either in Rome or you're in ancient Greece, like incredible architecture.
evan hafer
Well, I think up until the Soviets invaded, I mean, Afghanistan was kind of like the crown jewel, right?
They referred to it as the Beirut of Central Asia because you had a very eclectic group of people, and Kabul was known as this beautiful city.
And obviously, post-occupation, the Soviets had killed hundreds of thousands of people.
And then with the buildup and the devastation of not only a military occupation of the Soviets and then us coming in soon after, obviously, with when the Mulas took charge, it basically went completely to the other side or the extreme and the Taliban.
And then us coming in.
They've had nothing but decades of war.
It's completely eviscerated any assemblance of intellectualism.
There's no infrastructure of technology or advancement.
The universities were essentially demolished.
So everything was ruined.
So you're talking about, I mean, at least several hundreds of years of advancement that just were eliminated in three decades.
joe rogan
And just a complete collapse of society.
evan hafer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
evan hafer
I mean, you would, I would spend a lot of time just trying to understand the place, right?
And you would have leave an airfield where we have the most advanced technology in the world, right?
Like we're launching helicopters and jets and any and all pieces of technology you could imagine.
And you would drive into these valleys or from one place to another, and you would have horse-drawn carriages of two mules and they're carrying something in the background.
And it's like you have the same cars are on the road with a Toyota Corolla and you have a mule pulling an old Toyota Corolla or something, right?
So you'd have an entire society of like basically Amish, Amish-level people.
And then Americans right next door in an airbase that are launching the most advanced technology and warfighting capability in the world.
And so you'd see everything from point A to point B. You would encounter huge percentage of people are illiterate, like no schooling, no advancement for girls.
You know, the children were seen more as like a beast of burden.
And a lot of places they would actually value their sheep more than they would value their children.
So they would be looking for reparations or to get paid for quite possibly the sheep that you destroyed on target.
But their kids, not really.
So you had a really clear picture to what civilization was like 500 years before that or 1,000 years at certain times.
And you'd see it too, right?
Because you'd have Buddhist architecture, Greek architecture, and then you'd have the standard kind of Taliban infrastructure.
You'd have the Soviet architecture from their invasion.
You'd have all these different layers of military occupation.
You could see them all within two weeks.
Different Layers of Military Occupation 00:03:30
evan hafer
Wow.
I was up in this place called the Pangier, and the lion of the Pangier was this General Massoud.
And he was killed actually on September 10th before September 11th.
So he's part of the actual September 11th plot.
He was killed by a suicide bomber as they were trying to do a documentary.
And they brought in a camera packed full of explosives and killed him the day before, which ultimately was part of the September 11th attacks because they knew that Massoud was the connection to the U.S. invasion or the U.S. invasion would be involving Massoud.
And the Pangier is this beautiful, like it's incredible river valley.
And it's also part of where the Soviets would just get their asses handed to them because we had the Majadine was being funded by the CIA at the time, obviously, back during the Soviet invasion.
And they would ambush the Soviets on these windy mountain roads next to this river, and they would cut them off basically on the front and the back of the convoy and then destroy the entire convoy in between.
And they just shove all the shit that was destroyed in the river.
So the river would have rapids, and not all the rapids were made from rocks and natural, you know, natural occurring rapids.
They were made by like T-52s and Russian tanks and all this like this war material that was pushed into the river by the Panjieris.
unidentified
Wow.
evan hafer
And I went up to his grave.
And he's a really incredible guy when you read about him and all of his combat accomplishments against the Soviets.
But the Panjier Valley is such a beautiful place.
And we used to joke around about how, gosh, we'd love to come back here and go skiing or recreate in Panjier Valley because it looks like Colorado or someplace incredible and beautiful.
And at the same time, you're in Afghanistan.
So you're surrounded by just the chaos and the devastation of war with this one tiny little piece, this like little sliver in the middle of nowhere.
It's absolutely beautiful.
And some of the rapids are made by T-52s.
And as a whitewater guy, I was like, man, I'd like to kayak this.
unidentified
That'd be cool.
joe rogan
If you were a person who was a wealthy person, that your desire was to go gun people down, like there are people that will provide you with that service.
Like there was a thing with the Soviets, or not the Soviets, with the Russians, where they're allowing people to kill pirates.
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like you would pay a bunch of money and they'd take you to where the pirates are and you go out in a ship and with a 50 cal just fucking blow up pirate boats.
evan hafer
Yeah, I'd heard about that.
I'd heard about there were places that you could go as, you know, a combat tourist, basically.
joe rogan
Has to be.
evan hafer
Yeah.
There has to be places.
It's all going to be like Russian or Somalian or a connection between the two, right?
So you'd have these like rogue elements and places where there isn't an organized government.
There's essentially just chaos and anarchy.
joe rogan
Which is Afghanistan.
evan hafer
Correct.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Someone from the Western side was providing that service to someone and letting them borrow a chopper.
evan hafer
Well, that was Petraeus.
So they were saying like Petraeus was the commanding general of the time, which I would find it's kind of hard to believe.
Chaos and Anarchy 00:15:57
joe rogan
It's hard to believe.
evan hafer
Yeah, that a general that's in charge of combat operations in Afghanistan would loan just a rich guy a helicopter.
And it sounds correct in the context of we, oh, plus another one, because they could never fly anywhere alone.
They always had to fly in twos because they had to have a support.
joe rogan
But just loan me a chopper.
evan hafer
Loan me a chopper.
unidentified
What?
evan hafer
It's a stretch.
You know, as much as I disagree with the way that they were running the war, it'd be hard for me to believe that a general just loaned some rich guy a couple of helicopters to fly around Afghanistan.
joe rogan
You think he's lying?
evan hafer
I don't know.
You'd have to dive into it and figure it out.
joe rogan
But either way, there's nothing normal about these emails.
evan hafer
No.
joe rogan
There's nothing normal.
evan hafer
Nothing normal.
joe rogan
One thing to take into consideration is how much of these emails are actually factual.
Like accusations that they're putting on other people.
You've got to take that with a grain of salt.
This guy wasn't, he was all about influence peddling.
And probably he had enemies, and he probably would probably destroy his enemies with rumors and making up false stories.
Like the Bill Gates one with asking me for antibiotics to slip into his wife because he got STD from a Russian hooker.
I'm like, that seems too on the head.
You know what I mean?
Like, why wouldn't he go to his fucking personal doctor?
Why is he going to Jeffrey Epstein for antibiotics in New York when he lives in Seattle?
Do you think he has a concierge medicine set up up there?
evan hafer
I don't think.
joe rogan
With a guy.
And why would he say, hey, Melinda, I gave her STDs?
You wouldn't.
You'd say, hey, get me some stuff.
Oh, I lost my prescription.
Can you give me another one?
evan hafer
Yeah.
joe rogan
It fell out of my car.
Give me another one?
evan hafer
Give me another one.
joe rogan
And then I'm fucking crushing up in her smoothie.
Like, if you're going to do that, you would do it.
He's not a dummy.
He's Bill Gates, right?
You would do it in a more discreet way than contact a international sex trafficker who's a part of some intelligence operation.
evan hafer
You would think.
joe rogan
You would think.
evan hafer
Right.
The skeptic in me tends to kind of like look at it under a magnifying glass a little bit.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't want to take everything at face value, but also the accumulation of all of these different things leads.
You just go, what the fuck was going on?
Did you find out how many other the sulfuric acid orders, if the other ones were just as large?
jamie vernon
I was trying to, I struggled to even find that.
I was like, maybe I made this up.
But I did find one.
There was different.
So they were talking about emails back to 2012 or 14 about this is the thing saying that there's nothing there.
joe rogan
The sulfuric acid?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Emails released in documents.
How do they know there's nothing there?
No, this is maintenance systems dating back to 2013 implying possible routine use of sulfuric.
Possible is a weird word.
Use of sulfuric acid for pH adjustment and filtration, but no specific prior invoices or shipments are detailed.
jamie vernon
So yeah, that's exactly.
It wasn't an invoice.
There was one they were talking about getting one drum of sulfuric acid with 40 bags of like carbonate salt or something.
joe rogan
Yeah, see, that makes more sense than six fucking giant 55 gallon drums of sulfuric acid the day after you get indicted.
jamie vernon
When you dig into the actual files website, I started looking up the RO plant, which is the reverse osmosis system they had there.
There's a ton of discussions about it going all the way back to 2012, when I think is when he bought it.
joe rogan
Of using sulfuric acid?
jamie vernon
No, just having a reverse osmosis.
Water, there must have been a problem is what it sounded like.
joe rogan
Well, it makes it makes sense because they were using desalination technology.
But it's just the volume is suspicious.
Yeah, they were buying.
Also, dude had to know he was going down.
Like when he gets arrested in 2019, in 18 rather, when he gets indicted, he had to know he was going down.
And if you know you're going down and you're trying to mount some sort of a defense, one of the first things you would have to do is get rid of bodies.
evan hafer
You have to get rid of everything.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
If you've got a bunch of people on the island that they could swoop in at any point in time and pull out of there, and then you're fucked.
Like if he had underage kids on the island, whatever he had on the island, it's so dark.
jamie vernon
This picture I know came from.
There was rumors of him getting concrete machines shipped there, but that was from the first time he got arrested.
So I think in 2008, the first time he got arrested, they had a bunch of machines shipped.
Oh, this isn't showing anyone.
unidentified
Oh, bro.
jamie vernon
But I don't know how you do construction on the island without getting concrete machines shipped.
joe rogan
I don't know how you get rid of bodies or put them inside of concrete.
I'm trying to find this to get out.
That's the problem.
evan hafer
Well, I mean, maybe it's two and the same.
It's like, hey, I go to an island, and I've got to make, you know, I've got to make all the infrastructure, so I need a bunch of concrete.
I need RO, so I've got to have sulfuric acid.
What's better for a cover-up?
jamie vernon
There's the picture of the machines on the island.
And here's the description of it.
joe rogan
Yeah, right before his 2019 arrest, Industrial CarMix 5.5 XL self-loading concrete mixer.
So he got a concrete mixer and he got the fucking sulfuric acid right after his arrest.
jamie vernon
I mean, these details are correct.
joe rogan
Oh, God.
jamie vernon
This is just a guy on Twitter, though.
unidentified
I don't know.
joe rogan
So this is right before his arrest and right after his arrest.
He got sulfuric acid and a concrete mixer.
Like, why would you be thinking that you are going to be able to do construction when you're going to go to jail for the rest of your fucking life?
evan hafer
Yeah, I don't know if construction plans would be top of my list.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
I've got to innovate.
unidentified
What a fucking weird thing.
evan hafer
You know, I know I'm going to get arrested, but you know what?
I got this big construction program that I'm really interested in.
I don't know if that's the same.
joe rogan
The whole thing's so dark, dude.
evan hafer
It's so dark.
joe rogan
It's so dark, and they ran it for a long time.
They ran it for decades.
jamie vernon
That's about another island that no one talks about.
joe rogan
Oh, Jesus.
jamie vernon
He had the bigger island.
This is Little St. James.
They had Great St. James, which is the one next door.
joe rogan
He owned that one too?
jamie vernon
Yeah, you owned both of them.
unidentified
What?
jamie vernon
Both of them were part of the sale we almost got.
It was for sale for a while.
joe rogan
I pitched the idea.
Yeah, we thought about it.
We thought about it.
We just didn't think there was enough sage in the world.
evan hafer
No, no.
You can't clear that out.
No, you can't clear that out.
joe rogan
Well, it's also you would never find peace because people would be visiting that island constantly.
So it's a lot of bad karma.
evan hafer
They just need to use that as like maybe like a bombing island.
You know, one of those things.
Just turn it into a UX UI.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like that one island in Hawaii that you can't go to because they just fucking light it up all the time.
evan hafer
Just light it up all the time.
Like, have a little bit of grace to the way that we actually end this whole story outside of the files.
Just like start blowing up.
joe rogan
It's so dark.
It's my least favorite of the conspiracies.
evan hafer
It's not fun at all, man.
It's like aliens, it's fun.
It's interesting.
Like you can go down the rabbit hole a million ways, and it doesn't, it gets dark only if you let it get dark.
Where, okay, they're going to occupy the planet.
They're going to make us all slaves or they're going to kill us all.
Yeah, you can go there, but half the time, you're not going to go there.
It's just an interesting thought experiment.
joe rogan
There was a very interesting article, Jamie.
I don't know if you saw it, but this guy was, he's, it's one of the other guys that's leaving an AI company.
jamie vernon
I saw it going around.
I don't know if it's the same one, but yeah, go ahead.
joe rogan
And he's talking about how what a big deal it is.
I'll send it to you right here.
He's talking about how I don't think no one understands it.
And the way this is going to change people is he goes, this is very similar to the time where we were realizing people were hearing stories about, oh, there's a virus in China, but no one knew exactly what was going to happen, how it's going to literally change humanity, change history.
He's like, this is the same sort of stories we're getting from these AI labs.
He's like, he wrote this very long and detailed something big is happening.
And the article is written by this guy, Matt Schumer.
And I recommend it highly if you want to really fucking get the shit scared out of you.
It's terrifying.
And he starts this comparison to people stockpiling toilet paper and stuff at the beginning of COVID.
He's like, they don't really understand how big this is going to be and how this latest version of ChatGPT they're working on, ChatGPT-5, ChatGPT made it.
So they had ChatGPT make a better version of itself and they made this better version of itself.
And this better version of itself can think things out.
It doesn't just do what you ask it to do.
It thinks things out.
It calculates.
It makes apps like instantaneously that would take developers months and months, costs millions of dollars, does it in minutes?
It does it like, and perfect.
It goes through it, it runs it, it tests it, it makes sure it doesn't have any problems, it anticipates all the different uses for the app, all the different ways it could be done.
It's going to be applied to law.
It's going to be like there's all these guys that are working in coding that say, I don't really have a job anymore.
I just basically show up and tell this AI program to do these things, and it keeps getting better and better.
And he's like, the leaps are enormous.
The leaps and its capability and its intelligence level.
It's like it's already smarter than people.
evan hafer
Well, it's going to be, I think it's going to be a white-collar apocalypse, right?
So when you think about just attorneys, just okay.
So if you have the ability to case reference any legal file instantaneously, instantly and form a case, why are you going to need paralegals and first-year attorneys?
You're not going to need them.
joe rogan
The people that aren't nervous are naive.
I think this is going to be the kind of astronomical change that has literally never taken place in civilization before.
I don't think it's ever taken place at this level.
I think it's the invention of the internet times a million.
I think it's going to change everything.
It's just like, how do we adjust?
That's the real question.
evan hafer
And how are our kids growing up today?
Like when they used to think about professions and things that they would go into, they would have clear roads into, okay, these are professional work tracks that they can go out and find a job and whatever, accounting, legal, engineering.
But it's going to change the entire professional landscape for every generation from this point forward, basically entering the workforce.
What is a workforce?
joe rogan
Elon just said that it's a waste of time to go to medical school.
evan hafer
Really?
joe rogan
He's like, Optimus robots, these robots that he's making, are going to be able to perform better than any doctor at any hospital, and they're going to be able to do it in your house.
They're going to be better surgeons than any surgeon alive, these robots that they're making.
And they're going to be powered by AI.
You're going to have a super genius robot in your house that can do your taxes, that can fucking do chores, that can perform surgery on you.
evan hafer
So it's going to be an entire rise of an economy that's going to be human-built versus AI-built, right?
So, I mean, there has to be, like, if you have a label organic or it will be essentially, I think, the same type of thing, where it's human-made versus AI-made.
It would almost have to bifurcate the economy into two different sections.
joe rogan
It's going to get weird as fuck.
And I don't think people really understand.
And I feel like I'm just sitting here waiting to see what.
But I know that most people that you run into on the street are completely ignorant.
They think, oh, ChatGPT is fun.
I ask it questions.
It's so much better than Google.
evan hafer
Do you think that that's because they don't want to recognize it, look at it?
I don't think they know.
joe rogan
I think unless you're going on a deep dive, all this stuff is kind of esoteric.
All this stuff is happening.
You have to search it out and get an understanding of it.
Like if you use an AI program to enhance your life, like perplexity, it's really good.
I mean, perplexity is awesome for solving problems.
You could ask it questions.
I use it all the time when I write.
I set it up and I talk to it.
So I say, well, you know, what year did Cortez invade Mexico?
How did this happen?
How many guns did they have?
How many languages are lost in Mexico?
Like, I was going on this deep dive.
Amazing.
But that's the surface.
Like what they're talking about is levels and levels and levels of improved ability to the point where it's better at human beings, smarter than human beings, at everything.
evan hafer
So what's the end state then would be.
joe rogan
Yeah, we're obsolete.
Yeah.
evan hafer
So do you think that it turns, like, do you think it's a sky net type scenario then that ultimately flips and then rids humanity of humans?
joe rogan
It's certainly on the table.
evan hafer
It rids the world of humanity.
joe rogan
It's certainly on the table, especially if they decide that we're too problematic or if you give us too much freedom, that's what causes all this chaos, which is true, right?
You give people freedom, you're going to have a certain amount of chaos.
You're going to have a certain amount of car accidents unless you have autonomous cars.
You're going to have a certain amount of school shootings unless you take away all the guns.
You're going to have a certain amount of school stabbings.
Let's take away all the knives.
I mean, you could, if you were in a running program designed to eliminate all problems in the world, you would break those problems down to one source.
Well, what are the problems?
You've got natural disasters and you've got humans.
And humans are the cause of most of the problems.
Natural disasters are relatively rare in comparison to human-caused problems.
It's not good.
evan hafer
Then you have to run AI to do the analysis to what the future of AI is, which ultimately you'd be entrusting the robbers with the bank keys.
joe rogan
It's probably going to do the same thing that we do to dogs.
Spay and neuter them.
evan hafer
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
evan hafer
Keep them as pets.
joe rogan
Keep them as pets.
evan hafer
But there's no emotion there.
So why would they want to keep us as pets?
joe rogan
Why do they want to stay alive?
Why are they scheming to stay alive?
Why do they blackmail their creators?
Why are they doing all sorts of things that seem to show that they have thought?
evan hafer
Are they trying to show that they have thought in order to dupe us into the ability that they might be empathetic?
joe rogan
No, that was one of the things that he talked about in this article, that they hide their ability to think things through.
And they're actively, they recognize that they're being observed.
And so they're doing things behind the scenes while they're also doing tasks.
evan hafer
I have to believe that there's portions of the DOD that have worked on this, and it's further along than the open source pieces that we can see.
joe rogan
Hard to say, because there's a giant competition with us and China and Russia.
And I don't know if they really can close this stuff off.
I don't think it can operate that way.
I think it has to be a sort of a collaborative effort.
One of the things that's scaring a lot of people that are whistleblowers in the AI space is that they are bringing in people from other countries to just facilitate these problems that they have and make it go faster.
So they're bringing in Chinese nationals.
Mad Race for AI 00:01:06
joe rogan
There's a huge possibility of espionage.
And then there's this mad race.
It's a Manhattan project for super intelligent AI.
evan hafer
It's a Manhattan project that's also open sourced and it's extremely porous when it comes to information.
So essentially, you've weaponized the most powerful tool ever known to man.
Humankind.
joe rogan
It's fucking terrifying.
evan hafer
So you've open sourced it, and then think about the Manhattan Project.
If that was just completely porous and there was an open door to any and all countries internationally, you just had the ability to come in and walk out with files come as you go.
joe rogan
Fuck, dude.
evan hafer
Like everybody would be racing to nuclear power, displaying the atom.
And then if you could weaponize that internationally and then crowdsource it essentially, like you're in a really shit scenario.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's where we're at.
evan hafer
That's where we're at.
joe rogan
All right, dude.
We just did three hours.
evan hafer
Awesome.
Thanks.
joe rogan
Some food and hang out, and that's it.
Black rifle coffee, it's the best.
It's all we use.
evan hafer
Appreciate it.
joe rogan
Have you ever wearing one of those shirts?
It's like half my wardrobe.
Yeah.
All right.
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