March 22, 2025 - The Joe Rogan Experience
03:27:29
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| Hey, we're up! | ||
| We're up! | ||
| We're up! | ||
| It's not a good sign that the fights are still going on for the prelims. | ||
| That must mean there's a lot of decisions. | ||
| A lot of prelims. | ||
| A lot of prelims, but also a lot of decisions. | ||
| Like, usually they time it out better, because it's like 3-0-4 now, and this is 1-37 to go in the third round of Jai Herbert. | ||
| Not ideal. | ||
| No, but, you know... | ||
| Shit happens. | ||
| At least they're not doing it at 5 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| True. That was fucking ridiculous. | ||
| If I was Leon, I'd be pissed. | ||
| What time was it in the UK when they said this? | ||
| It's normal time. | ||
| It's 7 hours ahead. | ||
| Yeah, so it's nighttime there. | ||
| So it's like 10 p.m. right now. | ||
| It's normal. | ||
| Are they 6 hours ahead or 7 hours ahead? | ||
| I thought it was 7. Something like that. | ||
| But either way, it's nighttime there. | ||
| Have you seen any of these guys? | ||
| Yeah, Jai Herbert's the guy that head-kicked Ilya Teporia. | ||
| Knocked him out? | ||
| He dropped him. | ||
| No, he dropped him out. | ||
| A vicious head kick, and then Ilya fucking starched him in the next round. | ||
| He has great striking. | ||
| Yeah, very, very good kicks. | ||
| Big prospect. | ||
| Real tall, long, lanky dude. | ||
| But, you know, Ilya, that guy, he connects on anybody. | ||
| They're going night-night. | ||
| Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news. | ||
| You guys aren't expecting it. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know the news. | ||
| You have no clue? | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| If I had a guess, he's probably fighting a top contender at 55. But that wouldn't be unexpected. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He's like, you won't see this coming. | ||
| So, it's not Makashev, because we all assume that. | ||
| Makashev's not fighting. | ||
| Makashev's going up to 70. Ilya's walking around at 186. | ||
| He's big, man. | ||
| Connor? That's crazy. | ||
| Connor would have to be in the testing pool for a long time. | ||
| He's not in the testing pool. | ||
| Isn't he doing bare knuckle? | ||
| Connor? Well, he's running bare knuckle. | ||
| He's like one of the owners. | ||
| Oh, he's not going to fight. | ||
| He may. | ||
| He might. | ||
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Get out of the fucking marching powder. | |
| And I'm the fucking dude. | ||
| He's also running for president. | ||
| I might fucking fight Bare Knuckle. | ||
| He might. | ||
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He might. | |
| I mean, I could see him doing it. | ||
| That would blow Bare Knuckle right through the stratosphere. | ||
| I mean, they'd have to pay him. | ||
| They'd have to pay him. | ||
| Him versus Jeremy Stevens? | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Jeremy would have to win a couple more times, but Jeremy's back in the UFC. | ||
| No, Jeremy's undefeated in Bare Knuckle. | ||
| El Matador has been my... | ||
| Oh, he changes his nickname. | ||
| He's got a new identity. | ||
| When we announce it, you won't believe it, get ready. | ||
| See, when you say you won't believe it, you gotta come with some shit now. | ||
| Yeah, he got it, but that was a while ago. | ||
| That's March 6th. | ||
| You know, what is today? | ||
| It's 22nd. | ||
| But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| Like, if I... | ||
| A perfect matchup is Gaethje. | ||
| I think Charles Oliveira. | ||
| Oh, that's a... | ||
| That's a great... | ||
| That's a great matchup. | ||
| That's a great matchup. | ||
| And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight. | ||
| I don't think it's Gaethje. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That's a nasty cut. | ||
| Horrible place, too. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| But this is the last round. | ||
| I think the fight's over. | ||
| It might be over, yeah. | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| Dustin Poirier. | ||
| No, Dustin's fighting Max. | ||
| He is? | ||
| I think so, for the BMF shit. | ||
| Really? I think. | ||
| Double-check that, too. | ||
| That's a great fight, too. | ||
| I'm crazy. | ||
| The third go-around. | ||
| At 55, and it's Max proper. | ||
| I think Max should... | ||
| I didn't like him going back to 45. I think it's too much of a struggle. | ||
| He got pretty big when he got up to fight Gaethje. | ||
| He put the weight on right. | ||
| He looked fantastic. | ||
| He looked fantastic. | ||
| We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that. | ||
| Yeah, he was beating his ass. | ||
| And it all started off with that jump-spinning back kick to the face in the first round. | ||
| Fucked up Gaethje's already fixed nose. | ||
| So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight? | ||
| In New Orleans? | ||
| Sure. Take my money. | ||
| The thing is, you've got to wonder how much did that Ilya Teporia knockout take out of Max. | ||
| True. Because that was a beating. | ||
| True. Ilya's just so fucking dangerous. | ||
| He's so technical. | ||
| His striking, the way he's bobbing in and moving, he's so comfortable with his head movement. | ||
| You see, he's a step ahead of everybody. | ||
| He's good at everything. | ||
| And then people are like, oh, he's too small for 55. I'm like, he's actually... | ||
| That narrative don't work. | ||
| He's a big fucking boy. | ||
| Well, I think the 45-pound cut is... | ||
| Look, man, they should all stop cutting weight. | ||
| That's the reality. | ||
| Cutting weight is bullshit. | ||
| It's terrible for you. | ||
| They need more weight classes, and they need to stop cutting weight. | ||
| They need to figure out a way to check hydration levels and put people in a weight class. | ||
| Do they still do that in one? | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| One's backed off MMA. | ||
| They have a big Muay Thai fight tonight. | ||
| They backed off MMA, really? | ||
| Yeah, they're really focused on kickboxing Muay Thai. | ||
| I think in Asia, that gets a lot of numbers. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| And they put on fucking shows, man. | ||
| Yeah, there's a huge one tonight. | ||
| Kickboxing and Muay Thai fights. | ||
| I think the UFC fucked up when they went with slap fighting. | ||
| I've been telling them forever, you guys should get into kickboxing. | ||
| If you only like stand-up fights, it's not like the old days of kickboxing where they're boring, like PKA, karate. | ||
| There's characters, man. | ||
| And the knockouts are fucking crazy. | ||
| Also, all your champs are coming from kickboxing. | ||
| Yeah. Alex, Izzy, like you're some monsters. | ||
| Kickboxing with MMA gloves in a cage would be giant in the UFC. | ||
| Just have a striking-only segment of the UFC. | ||
| And Glory's coming back. | ||
| Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon. | ||
| Glory's got some elite fighters, man. | ||
| I watch Glory all the time. | ||
| It's fucking exciting, but nobody's watching it. | ||
| Nobody knows who these people are. | ||
| You just gotta educate the crowd. | ||
| Put the same amount of resources you did in the slap fight into kickboxing and we're cooking. | ||
| Because they're doing it with jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Right. They put how many millions of dollars in jiu-jitsu and they even have more of a budget for it? | ||
| A lot of it's Eddie. | ||
| You know, they put a lot of it in jiu-jitsu. | ||
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Yeah. A lot of it is not mine. | |
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| I wish it was. | ||
| No, I'm saying as far as making it popular. | ||
| Like EFI, all that shit. | ||
| I know we're boys, but you were really the one to navigate all that. | ||
| With Fight Pass? | ||
| That was huge. | ||
| Yeah, it was a big deal. | ||
| Having the UFC get involved heavily in jiu-jitsu is huge. | ||
| Are you still doing stuff with them? | ||
| Yeah, I have a great relationship with them. | ||
| I think they're trying to put together some kind of tough show now. | ||
| Like an Ultimate Fighter show for grappling. | ||
| Which would be cool because then you can build a star from scratch. | ||
| And get to know the guys. | ||
| Exactly, yeah. | ||
| You can get people emotionally involved. | ||
| Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right? | ||
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Yeah. Boy, it's hard to get people to watch those reality shows these days. | |
| I think people kind of burned out on reality shows. | ||
| You know, DC and Chael are shooting one right now. | ||
| They're shooting The Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| They've got to give up on that, bro. | ||
| And when you watch that? | ||
| I don't know where you watch it. | ||
| It's on ESPN Plus, I think. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| I haven't watched it in forever. | ||
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No one does. | |
| I watch the finals. | ||
| I watch the finals to see how good the guys are who win. | ||
| You know, and see where they're at. | ||
| I watched Dana White's Contender Series probably more. | ||
| That's the best thing in combat sports. | ||
| As far as talent, it's the best. | ||
| Because they're super hyped. | ||
| They have insane motivation. | ||
| They have this unbelievable opportunity. | ||
| If they do that, they get skyrocketed into the UFC. | ||
| And it's not like Ultimate Fighter, where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down. | ||
| They become champion of the UFC contract. | ||
| Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough. | ||
| So dudes go for broke. | ||
| Sugar Sean came from there. | ||
| I mean, there's so many champs. | ||
| A lot of people came from there. | ||
| Is it illegal to have a finish bonus in the UFC? | ||
| Like, you get paid whatever, $80,000 to show, $80,000 to win, and then another $80,000 if you finish the fight. | ||
| Is that illegal? | ||
| No, definitely not illegal. | ||
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They do it now with performance bonuses. | |
| Yeah, it would help a little bit. | ||
| Go gangster and go, you know, you have show money, and then you get extra money, like, you know, double, but you have to knock them out or submit them. | ||
| See, otherwise you just get your show money. | ||
| UFL does that. | ||
| I don't know if anyone wants to say it. | ||
| UFL does that. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah. Okay, I think that's a good idea. | ||
| What's UFL now? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| PFL? No, UFL. | ||
| What's UFL? | ||
| UFL is where, like, Tony Ferguson and Dale Dennis is fighting. | ||
| Oh, I thought that was GFL. | ||
| Yeah, GFL. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Yeah, GFL, sorry. | ||
| Yeah, there's PFL, there's GFL, UFL something else. | ||
| Bro, we were talking about the one fight that I'm interested in. | ||
| Yo, Romero. | ||
| And Musasi. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| That's one fight that GFL's putting together. | ||
| I'm like, ooh, I'll watch that. | ||
| Are they both over 40? | ||
| They're 100 years old. | ||
| Yeah, they're both 100. | ||
| Yoel's 79 years old, dude. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| He looked fucking amazing. | ||
| Well, he's fighting in bare knuckle. | ||
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Yeah. Too. | |
| I saw some promo with some giant dude he's fighting. | ||
| Did you see him box that slap fight guy? | ||
| Bro, that slap fight guy. | ||
| When he jumped up in the air, I was like, oh, I fucked up. | ||
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I fucked up. | |
| Yoel just fucking jumped up in the air for no reason. | ||
| Like an alien. | ||
| Right before he decided to beat his ass, he just jumped straight up in the air. | ||
| Just some sloppy white guy. | ||
| You see him go, oh, fuck. | ||
| If the UFC does kickboxing, they might as well just come out with a bang and go bare-knuckle kickboxing. | ||
| It's not a bad idea. | ||
| Take my money. | ||
| And that'll get people to check it out. | ||
| Crazy. Would you do it separate from UFC events, or would you do it like one, where you have MMA fights and kickboxing events on the same card? | ||
| I think you could do whatever you wanted, but you definitely could have a stand-up-only show, and it would be huge. | ||
| Where they break them up if they clinch against the cage. | ||
| You don't allow them to clinch. | ||
| Do it just like kickboxing does. | ||
| Separate them. | ||
| You know, like, there's no ground fighting at all. | ||
| I think that's going backwards, to tell you the truth. | ||
| Really? We had kickboxing. | ||
| No one watched it. | ||
| We already had it. | ||
| But when the UFC came out, all of a sudden people were into martial arts again. | ||
| And if we go, that's going backwards. | ||
| I see what you're saying, but look, the UFC does grappling events, right? | ||
| The grappling events are pure grappling. | ||
| Why not do pure striking events, too? | ||
| MMA is always the best. | ||
| Well, it was... | ||
| When the UFC blew up, it was UFC 2, correct? | ||
| Yeah. Nobody watched UFC 1. They didn't know if it was real. | ||
| There was no B-roll. | ||
| Right. Everyone watched UFC 2. And did they get blown away and get hooked by it because of the striking or because of the jiu-jitsu? | ||
| Well, it was because it was hoist. | ||
| It was the jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Because people didn't realize that you could fight on the ground. | ||
| I thought fighting on the ground was for pussies. | ||
| But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stefan and Forrest. | ||
| But listen, let's imagine that Ankolaev and Pereira fight an only kickboxing fight. | ||
| Are you telling me that's going to be boring? | ||
| That would be fucking insane. | ||
| Kickboxing with little gloves. | ||
| With MMA gloves. | ||
| If they're going to do it, I'd go bare knuckle if it was up to me. | ||
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The thing about bare knuckle, though, is your face gets obliterated. | |
| The slices and cuts. | ||
| People want to see the blood. | ||
| The hands break. | ||
| People want to see that shit. | ||
| I commentate for Game Bread, where it's bare knuckle MMA, and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. | ||
| They're a little cautious because they don't want to break their hand. | ||
| It's more realistic. | ||
| It's more realistic. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's just a different product. | ||
| What happened? | ||
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It starts in an hour. | |
| Well, wait a minute. | ||
| It's not Hylton. | ||
| Oh, this is the bare knuckle one? | ||
| That's the dirty boxing show. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| That's our boy, Mike Parrish. | ||
| Is this bare knuckle, dirty boxing? | ||
| It's bare knuckle. | ||
| And this Hilton is tall with a giant jaw. | ||
| This starts in an hour? | ||
| Yeah, our Lofsky fights. | ||
| Fucking throw that bitch on. | ||
| Pick him up. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Arlovsky, man. | ||
| Is that dumb and dumber? | ||
| Who takes a licking and keeps on ticking better than Andre Arlovsky? | ||
| Tell me about it. | ||
| That dude's still around. | ||
| He was the UFC champion in 2005, son. | ||
| Wow, dude. | ||
| 2005. That's 20 fucking years ago of hardcore combat sports in MMA. | ||
| That is nuts. | ||
| Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him? | ||
| Because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them. | ||
| Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man. | ||
| They kept, we're like, dude, just get out of here. | ||
| He's like, nah, man. | ||
| He's such a veteran. | ||
| He's such a veteran. | ||
| He's so savvy. | ||
| He sees everything coming. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| He's been there, done that forever. | ||
| Jan Bohovic. | ||
| So you were saying that Bohovic got both of his shoulders reconstructed? | ||
| Both of them. | ||
| Been out two years. | ||
| One shoulder's bad enough. | ||
| But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys. | ||
| Really? Yeah. | ||
| I mean, how bad were they? | ||
| Shoulders are tough. | ||
| Shoulders are tough. | ||
| Yeah. Like the worst injury. | ||
| It's a bad injury because it's such a complicated joint. | ||
| Full-blown surgery. | ||
| How's it now? | ||
| It's good now. | ||
| Step cells? | ||
| How's your back, your lower back? | ||
| My lower back's good, man. | ||
| I got into that Joe hip and steel stretching. | ||
| Remember I told you about that? | ||
| That's huge. | ||
| I do that every day. | ||
| That changed everything for you? | ||
| It makes it so that I don't need surgery because I'm supposed to go back for more back surgery. | ||
| Really? I was supposed to do that two years ago. | ||
| For another disc? | ||
| Yeah, another one. | ||
| Delaying that as long as possible and, you know, doing these stretches, man, it takes about an hour and a half to do these stretches every day, but it makes it manageable where I could, you know, tie my shoelaces without pain, you know? | ||
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Yeah. Lower backs are a motherfucker, man. | |
| Yeah, so whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| There's enough shit out there. | ||
| Look at the yawn. | ||
| First shoulder operated on. | ||
| Unfortunately, there's too much work to do with one so they can fix both at once and another surgery soon. | ||
| So what year? | ||
| When is this, Jamie? | ||
| Two years ago. | ||
| It's two years ago. | ||
| Wow. I haven't fought in two years. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| And, you know, no peptides, no nothing, because everybody is in this, you know, goofy world where you're not allowed to take stuff like BPC-157. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| That's illegal? | ||
| Yeah. Especially after surgery. | ||
| Last three months, two months, I started losing my power, my strength. | ||
| 40% goes. | ||
| I tried to do something with physiotherapy and doctors to try to fix it, but every training was worse. | ||
| Yeah. Now, remember, too, he's also 42 years old. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, that's old. | ||
| You know, it's less old for the bigger guys, but it's still old. | ||
| 42 is for, I mean, I'm 42. Two shoulders at 42 are hard things to come back from. | ||
| And Carlos Olberg's a motherfucker. | ||
| He's so fast and tall. | ||
| He's so long. | ||
| It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg. | ||
| Even though they think, you know, prospect, I think he's 34, 35. But he hasn't really beat anybody of note. | ||
| And then there's also... | ||
| But he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun. | ||
| And there's also his first fight. | ||
| Like, his first fight with Kennedy. | ||
| Kennedy and Zichikou. | ||
| Yeah. Who beat him down. | ||
| Like, he was beating Kennedy up, and then he gassed out, and Kennedy fucked him up. | ||
| Yeah. Like, that's a big fight, because he kind of folded down the stretch. | ||
| Over-amped in the beginning of the fight. | ||
| Burned off too much fuel. | ||
| Just experience. | ||
| Experience. It's like Sean Brady in the main event. | ||
| When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready. | ||
| And then loses that and then goes on a tear. | ||
| And now he's ready. | ||
| Now he's ready. | ||
| Sometimes it takes that. | ||
| He had mental coaching and shit too, which I think is important. | ||
| How are your shoulders? | ||
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Good. And yours? | |
| Good shoulders? | ||
| Good shoulders. | ||
| I tore my bicep like a month ago, probably. | ||
| But I'm on all sorts of shit. | ||
| It looks weird. | ||
| You can see it. | ||
| Did you get it fixed or no? | ||
| Nah, man. | ||
| You don't have to get it fixed? | ||
| Is it small tear? | ||
| Yeah, it's small tear. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| I've just been injecting fucking peptide. | ||
| Name something. | ||
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Just fucking. | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Dude, fucking. | ||
| Bro, BPC-157 with the TB-500 is amazing. | ||
| The best. | ||
| Amazing. I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. | ||
| What? Yeah, some scorpion venom. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Name something. | ||
| Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out. | ||
| The brand name is Venom or actual Venom? | ||
| It's Blue Venom. | ||
| They take Venom and then from peptides with it. | ||
| What? From a fucking scorpion. | ||
| What? What does that do for you? | ||
| Apparently it helps with healing. | ||
| They say bee stings cures arthritis. | ||
| Sure. When people get bee stings, they have serious arthritis. | ||
| They get stung all over their fucking hands and it helps them. | ||
| Blue Scorpion Venom. | ||
| What the hell, dude? | ||
| Yeah, they milk scorpions, Doug. | ||
| It reminds me of a shark cartilage. | ||
| Dude, I couldn't lift three weeks ago. | ||
| I fucking... | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| The scorpion did it for you? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| I take so much shit, I don't know. | ||
| Something's working. | ||
| Something's working, dude. | ||
| I got back on the bench last week and was, no problems. | ||
| What is the scorpion stuff supposed to do? | ||
| It helps with healing. | ||
| There's all sorts of fucking history on it. | ||
| Really? Yeah, dude. | ||
| Do you inject it or are you taking it? | ||
| No, it's a serum. | ||
| Oh, because you put it on the muscle? | ||
| You put it under your tongue? | ||
| Yeah, you put it under your tongue. | ||
| Every morning, every night. | ||
| And I'm like, how much does it take? | ||
| I'll take double. | ||
| Is there a side effect to it? | ||
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Yeah, being awesome, feeling healthy. | |
| Does it make you feel great? | ||
| Oh, yeah, I feel great. | ||
| Wow, but you're doing a lot of stuff. | ||
| That's the thing, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| And then I stumbled upon, was it methanol blue? | ||
| Yeah. Do you take methanol blue? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Is that legit? | ||
| I keep seeing stuff about it. | ||
| That's not how you say it. | ||
| What is the actual name? | ||
| Methylene? Methylene. | ||
| Methylene. Methylene. | ||
| It's on me all the time. | ||
| Do you want some, Gordon? | ||
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What is it? | |
| Yeah, I take it. | ||
| It's like a, what did we say, a nootropic? | ||
| Like energy? | ||
| Well, it's basically an MAO inhibitor. | ||
| And it also has something that does something for your mitochondria. | ||
| I'm not the guy to describe it, but Gary Brecca told me to take it, and quite a few other people told me to take it. | ||
| Yeah, I just stumbled, because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery. | ||
| Yeah. And then I'm taking so many nootropics, I feel like I leveled out, and then someone recommended this, this methyl blue. | ||
| Methylene. Methylene blue. | ||
| Yeah, and that took you to another level? | ||
| Bro. Let's go. | ||
| Three or four times a day. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Three or four times a day? | ||
| I think you're not supposed to do it. | ||
| One a day. | ||
| Bro. What are we doing here? | ||
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I have too much shit to get done, Doug. | |
| Yeah, this one's great from Diesel Subs. | ||
| You're like a test rat. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah. | ||
| When they go, does it work? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Probably. Yeah. | ||
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Something's working. | |
| One of them's going to work. | ||
| The full combo's working. | ||
| One of them's going to work. | ||
| Now, with the UFC being involved in grappling, they're not thinking about drug testing anybody, are they? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| As far as I know, no. | ||
| Because none of the organizations test. | ||
| Right. So it's like, unless you're going to sign, which is starting to happen now because there's a little bit more money. | ||
| IBJJF. Tests? | ||
| Yeah, but that's it. | ||
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Yeah, okay. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
| You know, they're starting to sign people exclusive now because there's a little bit more money. | ||
| Yeah. But unless you're going to test across, unless every organization is going to test, and it doesn't make sense. | ||
| Because then you have guys who are tested in the UFC who are fighting on flow or at one or other events who are fighting guys who are juiced anyway. | ||
| Right. So the whole reason to have testing is to have guys who are... | ||
| Not on steroids. | ||
| Compete against one another. | ||
| Right, but if they came up with an organization that came up with the most money and said,"But here's the rules. | ||
| We're gonna go USADA." Yeah, that would work, but the problem is that you need a business model where you can make that amount of money back. | ||
| Right. Just to pay for testing. | ||
| Most of the guys that are competing on the undercard, or not even the main event guys, you'd actually be losing money testing them regularly. | ||
| Dolls down the sport. | ||
| But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushameshi, is it exclusive? | ||
| Can he not compete anywhere else? | ||
| So usually when they do exclusive, I don't know what his contract is, obviously, but usually it's exclusive, but they have cutouts for things like ADCC or big world championships. | ||
| Otherwise, it's hard to sign the guys completely exclusive. | ||
| That's what I was going to say. | ||
| You'd have to pay him a salary. | ||
| Like, for example, if UFC signed Mikey exclusive... | ||
| And then he wanted to do ADCC, but it's on Flow. | ||
| Like, a lot of times the guys have cutouts for that, like big World Championship tournaments. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Because it helps everybody. | ||
| Yeah, that's cool. | ||
| Just builds a brand. | ||
| You want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition. | ||
| But, like, a guy exclusives to Flow or to UFC wouldn't be able to compete for, like, Flow Grappling or One normally. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. So is One still doing a lot of grappling? | ||
| I know they've got the Rotolos and Mikey's gone. | ||
| I think Cade's doing MMA now. | ||
| Yeah, he's 2-0. | ||
| He looks like a demon out there. | ||
| He looks like a savage. | ||
| Grappling is so much better than everybody else's. | ||
| He's fucking people up striking. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| It's like having a guy like that that's that elite with grappling and also young enough to learn striking and just wild. | ||
| Wild, aggressive dudes. | ||
| Great work ethic. | ||
| They gave him a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship. | ||
| Like a tough fucking wrestler. | ||
| He fucking annihilated this dude. | ||
| Is Gary Tonin still in one? | ||
| Yeah. His contract ended. | ||
| He was doing some negotiations, but as far as I know, I think he's going back to one, but I'm not 100% sure. | ||
| Jamie, can you bring up one championship has a big Muay Thai fight, like huge Muay Thai fight, like one of the biggest ever. | ||
| I sent my boy to it. | ||
| For everybody watching at home, first fight is right about to start, and we are... | ||
| Mark Goddard is waiting to kick it off. | ||
| He's moving to the center of the octagon now. | ||
| And it goes. | ||
| And the time is 4.57, 4.56, 4.55, 4.54, 4.53. | ||
| We're off. | ||
| How do you say that dude's name? | ||
| Shareri? Shareri? | ||
| Shareri? Shareri. | ||
| This is in London? | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Tell me a little bit about these guys. | ||
| I don't know much. | ||
| I didn't study this. | ||
| He's 12-3. | ||
| Brendan? I wish... | ||
| You don't know? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| No, I know some guys. | ||
| No, I got some things. | ||
| Who has he fought? | ||
| Eight first-round finishes. | ||
| That's really good. | ||
| Man, Brendan got stomped. | ||
| Yeah, he gets crispy after this. | ||
| But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing Jon Jones Aspinall in London. | ||
| Yeah. That's what they should be seeing. | ||
| But I think John's going to hold out as long as he can to make the most money. | ||
| Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? | ||
| I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days? | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| No, that's kind of crazy. | ||
| 500 days is kind of crazy. | ||
| 500 days is wild. | ||
| It's kind of crazy. | ||
| And John said he wants six months to train. | ||
| That's just negotiation tactics. | ||
| Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. | ||
| And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Yeah, but I mean... | ||
| John is so meticulous in his preparation. | ||
| Like, you've worked with John. | ||
| You trained with him when he was getting ready for Stipe. | ||
| Yeah, we did the first camp. | ||
| I was with him for, like, a couple weeks, and then Stipe got hurt. | ||
| And then the second camp... | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Someone got hurt. | ||
| He dropped him. | ||
| I didn't see with what, but he definitely dropped him. | ||
| So... But, yeah, the second camp, I was with him for, like, a full, like, six or seven weeks. | ||
| So... And do you think Tom Aspinall is like, John's going to get him down. | ||
| If you got him down, John, as far as being Aspinall's guard, do you think it'd be an issue for John at all? | ||
| No. I think Tom would probably be trying to stand up. | ||
| And Tom also has pretty good fast takedowns, so they could both take one another down. | ||
| But I don't think that Tom is going to be able to really do anything besides try to get up on John. | ||
| Yeah. Trying to get that mounted guillotine. | ||
| He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid, you know? | ||
| It's rare you have a big guy with good hips. | ||
| Good dogfight, boom. | ||
| He's so fast, too. | ||
| Aspinall, as a heavyweight, there's no one like him. | ||
| The only knock on we really haven't seen would just be his defense. | ||
| You know, his head exposed, his chin leads forward. | ||
| The one MMA fight I did see him lose, he got heel locked. | ||
| And it was a pretty shitty heel lock that he tapped, too. | ||
| Aspinall? Yeah. | ||
| When was that? | ||
| I thought it was undefeated. | ||
| That was a long time ago. | ||
| Oh, he's undefeated in the UFC? | ||
| He got a heel hook before the UFC? | ||
| Yeah. Interesting. | ||
| He's undefeated, though. | ||
| I mean, it was a long time ago. | ||
| He's obviously gotten much better, but it was a pretty shitty heel hook. | ||
| No kidding. | ||
| Was it an amateur fight or was it a pro fight? | ||
| It's a pro fight, I believe. | ||
| Here's something to think about. | ||
| Think of whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall. | ||
| What the fuck do you do with Aspinall? | ||
| Right. There's no one compelling. | ||
| The heavyweight division's never been worse. | ||
| It's never been worse. | ||
| It's awful. | ||
| Like, there's Cyril gone. | ||
| A triangle right here. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Pull that head down. | ||
| He sticks to the head, just concentrates on the head. | ||
| He might be able to get it. | ||
| If he were to ask me a few weeks ago, I would say have Alex move up, but Alex just lost. | ||
| Yeah, that was the bummer. | ||
| I heard that Alex fought with a broken... | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Here's the heel hook. | ||
| It's actually a heel knee bar. | ||
| So here it is. | ||
| Who's this guy? | ||
| So you see, he just scoops the leg from half guard. | ||
| Tom was whooping his ass. | ||
| And Tom turns away instead of trying to face him. | ||
| So he exposes the heel, and it turns into a heel knee bar. | ||
| Oh, weird. | ||
| That's a heel hook, but it's a knee bar, but with the heel hook gripping, so he can't turn back into the lock. | ||
| That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy. | ||
| I beat the fucking champ. | ||
| I beat the fucking champ. | ||
| This guy keeps trying. | ||
| He's got to create an angle. | ||
| Well, he's got both arms. | ||
| Now shoulders in. | ||
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Yeah. He's got to go with the dead orchard, right, Eddie? | |
| Doesn't work. | ||
| Does it ever work in MMA? | ||
| Has anybody pulled it off in MMA? | ||
| Yeah, Elvis Sinisek. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| He was the first one. | ||
| He was the first one. | ||
| Elvis! That's when no one really thought it was, like, no one really even noticed it. | ||
| Because you're taught, you only triangle your legs when there's one arm in, one arm out. | ||
| Not when there's two arms in. | ||
| Right. But his legs are so long, he armbarred Jeremy Horn, and then when you look at it, you're like, yo! | ||
| He's triangling his legs and he has both arms in. | ||
| Whoa, that's kind of a freak thing. | ||
| And we just thought it was a freak thing. | ||
| And then Nathan Orchard and Brian Debs, two of my guys, they just started doing it all the time. | ||
| They go, do we do this all the time? | ||
| Really? You're doing triangle? | ||
| You've got to have long legs. | ||
| You've got to have long legs. | ||
| If you have short legs, you've got to do a Mexican dead orchard. | ||
| That's what I do. | ||
| You've got to do a lot of extra labor. | ||
| There's a lot of extra stuff you've got to do to pull it off. | ||
| What's the Mexican dead orchard? | ||
| How does it work? | ||
| You've got to do a lot of stuff. | ||
| You've got to go invisible collar to muddy waters and then Mexican dead. | ||
| There's a lot of stuff. | ||
| Because if you have long hair, if you're a heavy metal dude, if you have long legs and you're on the bottom, Depending on how you match up with the guy, he can get dead orchard. | ||
| You can triangle your legs with his arms in a perfect defensive position. | ||
| And a lot of times people get surprised. | ||
| They're like, what the fuck happened? | ||
| How did he triangle his legs? | ||
| They don't understand. | ||
| But if you have short legs and the guy's like this, or just regular legs, there's no way you're going to be able to triangle your legs with both arms in. | ||
| You need one arm in, one arm out. | ||
| So with both arms in, the only way a Mexican or a Chinese guy could do a dead orchard is you've got to have this arm down. | ||
| And this arm like this. | ||
| Like this, now I can triangle my legs. | ||
| You gotta do a lot of work. | ||
| You gotta get the hand on the mat, and then you gotta get his elbow in. | ||
| There's a lot of stuff that's super complicated. | ||
| Dead orchards are not the greatest thing for... | ||
| And you gotta be super flexible. | ||
| Super flexible, and you gotta put a lot of time into it. | ||
| But, if you have long legs... | ||
| You should be doing Dead Orchards. | ||
| It's by far the number one armbar in the guard, no gi, and there's not even a close second. | ||
| Really? One of my black belts has 84 Dead Orchards, and his student, who's a purple one, has 34 Dead Orchards in competition. | ||
| Who has that many Orchards? | ||
| Chris Vickers from 10th Planet Walnut Creek. | ||
| Orchard King. | ||
| They happen all the goddamn time. | ||
| Ben Eddy got Wilson Hayes in a combat jiu-jitsu match. | ||
| I'm in a dead orchard. | ||
| And Wilson Hayes is a high-level black belt. | ||
| He just fought Mighty Mouse for the title a month before. | ||
| That's high-level shit. | ||
| But for girls, girls proportionally have longer legs than guys and more narrow shoulders. | ||
| So if you're a girl out there and you're fighting MMA and you don't have a dead orchard in your game, you're missing out. | ||
| Girls can do Dead Orchards at a higher level or a higher rate than guys, for sure. | ||
| Just because of the body type. | ||
| Who do you think has the best guard in MMA? | ||
| Is it Olivera or Paul Craig? | ||
| Paul Craig's got a fucking pretty nasty guard. | ||
| Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down. | ||
| Yeah. Right? | ||
| There's so few fighters with dangerous guards in MMA. | ||
| There's so few. | ||
| Fabricio was one. | ||
| Fabricio Verdum is the overlooked GOAT heavyweight. | ||
| I would say Paul Craig. | ||
| Yeah. On Goliath and Jamal Hill. | ||
| He's got two world champions. | ||
| Armbarred both of them. | ||
| Triangled him, armbarred him. | ||
| Very impressive. | ||
| Broke Jamal's arm, remember? | ||
| Jamal's arm was flopping all over the place, and he's beating on him. | ||
| As far as jiu-jitsu, you got Gunnar Nelson on the card tonight, and then Sean Brady's no punk either. | ||
| Sean Brady's a black belt. | ||
| He's wicked. | ||
| Philadelphia gorilla. | ||
| And I'm sure Gordon would like to point out that he beat Craig Jones in competition. | ||
| He did beat Craig Jones. | ||
| In a grappling match. | ||
| That was one of them deals where you couldn't do heel hooks, though, right? | ||
| I believe leg locks were illegal. | ||
| That's a little sus. | ||
| But, I mean, still. | ||
| He's an MMA guy who fights at 170. | ||
| Well, he's a fucking beast. | ||
| No, yeah. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| He's got like a turtle shell for a back. | ||
| No, he's a great grappler, which is why I'm excited to watch this. | ||
| Yeah, his back is like triple thick. | ||
| You're talking about Sean Brady? | ||
| Yeah. His back is like extra muscles. | ||
| What do these do? | ||
| And Leon Edwards in the weigh-ins, he was like, I don't realize how small he is. | ||
| I'm definitely going to have a strength advantage. | ||
| You're like, oh. | ||
| You answer that? | ||
| Yeah, you're like, oh, buddy. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| You've got to educate yourself. | ||
| Well, Leon was saying at the weigh-ins, he's too small. | ||
| I'm going to take him out. | ||
| He might be shorter than you. | ||
| Get his hands on you, man. | ||
| He's a fucking chimp. | ||
| Yeah. He gets ahold of you. | ||
| You got real problems. | ||
| Remember what he did to Kelvin? | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| He's manhandled Kelvin. | ||
| And Gilbert Burns? | ||
| Kelvin's a hell of a wrestler. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Hell of a wrestler. | ||
| No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we've ever gone against. | ||
| All of them say it. | ||
| Yeah. Joe Pfeiffer says it. | ||
| Yeah. And Joe Pfeiffer's fucking huge. | ||
| Huge. That's a guy we're like, how the fuck do you make 85? | ||
| Wow. How do you make 85? | ||
| Gordon, in your opinion, what's the best leg lock for MMA? | ||
| Best leg lock position. | ||
| You're training someone. | ||
| He wants to learn leg locks. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| Well, for you guys, it'd be called the honey hole. | ||
| But for us, Krasashigurami. | ||
| Or Inside Sengaku? | ||
| Yeah, Inside Sengaku, yeah. | ||
| That's the best one, you think? | ||
| One of them. | ||
| And then, what do you think about putting it on the outside and going Z-lock? | ||
| That's great, too. | ||
| It seems like anything on the outside, it turns the guy and he really can't hit you. | ||
| Because really, it's about being safe from striking. | ||
| And 50-50, I think everyone agrees. | ||
| You see 50-50 in MMA and it works, but you can still reach the guy's face, but you can't really hit him that hard. | ||
| 50-50, you can get hit. | ||
| Outside Ashigarami, or you guys call it double outside, can get hit. | ||
| Yeah, that's the worst one. | ||
| But any, like, inside Senkaku, or if you pass leg across to, we call it inside Ashigarami, where you have the, that's how I finished Dickey Rod, where you have the legs triangled inside, but the legs pass to the outside, so you have an outside heel hook. | ||
| That's great, but because everyone's braking mechanics are, Not up to par on outside heel looks. | ||
| It's harder to get catastrophic breaks on outside heel looks. | ||
| So, for MMA, if you have good braking mechanics, like Paul Horace finished a lot of outside heel looks, but his braking mechanics were pretty good. | ||
| The legs inside with the foot outside is best. | ||
| Otherwise, just keep the foot on the other side and go for the inverted. | ||
| So, if this leg was reaping... | ||
| This foot would be on the outside, right? | ||
| Like this? | ||
| Yeah, so you'd have an outside heel. | ||
| We call that the Indian. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| That's Gary heel-hooking. | ||
| On the inside. | ||
| Yeah. So, yeah. | ||
| It's hard for the guy. | ||
| The guy can't hit you from here. | ||
| He can't really... | ||
| Throw any punches to your face? | ||
| Basically, any time you reap, which is that left leg going on the inside, makes it hard for the guy to hit. | ||
| So most people think,"Oh, all leg locks don't work in MMA. | ||
| You're gonna get smashed." That's not true. | ||
| Some leg locks will save your ass. | ||
| That was a fight in the UFC. | ||
| Some Brazilian guy, I forget, it was in the Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| On his back, getting walloped. | ||
| And the guy was like, had a horse stance on top of him against the cage and was throwing down. | ||
| And that Brazilian just jumped on a knee bar. | ||
| A knee bar attempt. | ||
| And that saved him. | ||
| Because now he can't, now he's punching his ass. | ||
| And then from the knee bar he got knocked down on his back on his butt And then I turned around jumped on his back and choked him out Yeah, I don't think you're seeing a lot of heel hooks because a lot of guys just aren't very efficient in it They're not focusing on | ||
| Ryan Hall was one of the first to come in and really do some damage with leg locks. | ||
| He got BJ Penn pretty quick. | ||
| The number one determining factor with leg locking is, insofar as getting hit, is | ||
| In order for the person to actually hit you, they have to come up on top of you and put weight onto you. | ||
| So the number one determining factor is, can I keep this guy's head? | ||
| If you're attacking and you're trying to punch the guy, if you can get your head over his head... | ||
| You can hit with power. | ||
| So any leg-locking position, which doesn't allow your opponent to get head-over-head, is what's gonna keep you safe. | ||
| So basically, double outside Ashi. | ||
| What do you guys call it? | ||
| Double outside Ashi? | ||
| Just outside Ashi. | ||
| That's the worst one. | ||
| Because the guy can come forward into you and get head-over-head and hit you. | ||
| You either get that heel-hook quick... | ||
| Or you're gonna take some damage. | ||
| But anything where you're reaping, which doesn't allow him to come forward into you, because he'll break his own leg if he stacks you, and he can't get head over head, is what you should be looking for. | ||
| But if the guy can get head over head, then he can hit you easy. | ||
| Yeah. You going over leg locks with Jon Jones, is he pretty good at him now? | ||
| Yeah, he kind of just bounces around from thing to thing. | ||
| Like, he'll be like, oh, I want to go over some leg locks. | ||
| And, like, you'll teach him to move, and he'll be like, so Darce's. | ||
| I got a question on Darce. | ||
| And it's just like, it's like just ADHD, just bounce. | ||
| But that's how he learns. | ||
| Like, he just bounces from move to move. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The first time... | ||
| I met him. | ||
| It was his first fight when he fought Stefan Bonner. | ||
| It was in Boston, and we were at a boxing gym. | ||
| And I was just hanging out with you because you were taking a private with... | ||
| Who was the guy from Amsterdam that you were taking privates? | ||
| It was either Shuki or Rob Kamen. | ||
| It was one of them. | ||
| We were in some random boxing gym in Boston. | ||
| And I was just sitting on the ring. | ||
| It must have been Rob if we were in Boston. | ||
| Waiting for you to be done. | ||
| And then no one knew who Jon Jones was. | ||
| It was his first fight. | ||
| And he comes up to me and he asks for advice. | ||
| He goes,"What do you think, you know, you got any advice from me?" And I'm like,"I didn't know." And he was fighting Stefan Bonner and I thought,"Oh, they're feeding Stefan Bonner some new guy." Like, I felt bad with Jon Jones. | ||
| So what I told him is, is there's two kinds of wrestlers that... | ||
| Coming to MMA. | ||
| Wrestlers that love Jiu Jitsu and wrestlers that want to beat Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| I go, don't be one of those wrestlers that wants to beat Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| Fall in love with it. | ||
| Fall in love with submissions. | ||
| Because the guys that want to beat it, they never last. | ||
| They're eventually going to get taken out. | ||
| Also, wrestlers have such an advantage of being able to manipulate bodies. | ||
| The scariest Jiu Jitsu guys, for the most part, are guys that wrestle their whole life. | ||
| And then they fall in love with Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| And they love pulling. | ||
| Think about the guys Jon Jones submitted. | ||
| He's a fucking savage. | ||
| How did that Stefan Bonner fight? | ||
| He beat the shit out of him. | ||
| He beat the shit out of him. | ||
| Remember when we talked to him into going to a big camp? | ||
| Do you remember that conversation? | ||
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When we were at the roof of the hotel. | |
| We were hanging out and he was saying, what do you think I should do? | ||
| I said, you're too good. | ||
| You need to be at a big camp. | ||
| You need to be around killers. | ||
| You're so good, you're going to get by a long way on your own. | ||
| I go, but you need high-level coaching. | ||
| You're a world champion. | ||
| Did you recommend Jackson's to him? | ||
| I did not. | ||
| He found Jackson's. | ||
| Well, Jackson's was huge at the time. | ||
| It's such a great gym. | ||
| I mean, you can't go wrong with those guys. | ||
| And Greg is just such a great mind for strategy. | ||
| And a good guy. | ||
| Not a slimy guy. | ||
| And a big program. | ||
| Legit kickboxer in his day. | ||
| Winklejohn's a legit kickboxer. | ||
| He fought Johnny Viterio. | ||
| He was legit, man. | ||
| Winklejohn's a legit striker. | ||
| And then you got all those other people over there, too. | ||
| It's like such a killer lineup. | ||
| I was there during John's heyday, man. | ||
| Yeah, you were. | ||
| Savage. Yeah. | ||
| I think his heyday's still going on, man. | ||
| Especially at heavyweight. | ||
| We just don't know. | ||
| He's not active enough. | ||
| Yeah. It's really this one fight, man. | ||
| There's one fight. | ||
| And then after that... | ||
| After that, they've got to fucking... | ||
| They've got to scour... | ||
| Because even if he... | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| Even if John mollywops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but let's say John beats Tom... | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| ...and then retires. | ||
| It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate. | ||
| Right. Who's going to beat him? | ||
| You get Francis to come back. | ||
| The Saudis. | ||
| Come along. | ||
| Come on, come on, come on. | ||
| The Saudis come along with that. | ||
| Francis is going to fight Wilder. | ||
| With that big bag. | ||
| Yeah. Let's go! | ||
| That's got to do it. | ||
| Good John Jones story. | ||
| That nobody knows. | ||
| Because I was cornering him for that fight, his last fight against Stipe. | ||
| And we found out that Trump was going to be there. | ||
| And for probably a solid 15 to 20 minutes, we only, while he was warming up, like 15 to 20 minutes, he's getting ready to go out to fight for the belt. | ||
| Probably 20 minutes of that warm-up. | ||
| Was him just practicing the mechanics on how to do the Trump dance right? | ||
| We like looked it up, we like YouTubed it, and he was like practicing the Trump dance in the locker room getting ready to dance. | ||
| How confident are you of victory when you're already practicing your victory dance? | ||
| Pretty confident. | ||
| And the best is we were all for it. | ||
| We're like, no, like the hand's got to be a little bit high or a little bit lower. | ||
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So we were like coaching him through it as he was doing it. | |
| Oh, I was laughing so hard. | ||
| How did that fight end? | ||
| I forget. | ||
| Spinny back kick to the body. | ||
| I never told you this, but I was actually there. | ||
| Oh, you were there? | ||
| I flew in with the guys with CPI. | ||
| Why didn't you tell me we were there? | ||
| Because you're so busy, you know what I mean? | ||
| And then I was with a group. | ||
| A big group, and what am I going to do? | ||
| I'm like, you know what? | ||
| You had so much shit going on. | ||
| So Ed Clay from CPI calls me up. | ||
| He goes, hey, you want me to pick you up in my private jet and go to see Tyson fight in Dallas? | ||
| And then we fly and go see Jon Jones fight. | ||
| No, that sounds terrible. | ||
| No, I hate fun. | ||
| I need better friends. | ||
| I actually said no. | ||
| Did you really? | ||
| My kid had baseball. | ||
| Baseball all weekend. | ||
| Baseball, fuck you. | ||
| So I said, damn. | ||
| Because he asked me. | ||
| We were going to leave on Thursday or Friday morning or Thursday. | ||
| And it was like Tuesday. | ||
| And I'm like, yo, what? | ||
| No one's ever asked. | ||
| I've never had that offer ever. | ||
| Let me go pick you up in the private. | ||
| Pick me up in Van Nuys Airport. | ||
| And then we go to Dallas. | ||
| And then we go to New York. | ||
| And I said, dude, I can't. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| And then I told my wife, and my wife goes, are you fucking retarded? | ||
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That's a good wife. | |
| You call his ass back, you fucking going. | ||
| And I go, okay. | ||
| The kids, I call back, I say, my wife's making me go. | ||
| They play a lot of games. | ||
| Yeah, especially his son, Travel Ball. | ||
| It's so many games. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And, you know, to be honest with you, dude, I've been to a million UFCs. | ||
| Like, I'd rather watch it at home or with my buddies. | ||
| Because we have UFC parties at the gym. | ||
| And, you know... | ||
| That's funner to me than to see it live to tell you the truth. | ||
| This is my favorite way. | ||
| But when we were there, dude, I was just watching the whole Trump thing go on. | ||
| You see RFK, Tulsi Gabbard. | ||
| Was Elon there too? | ||
| I believe he was. | ||
| And I was just sitting there going, fuck, you're there. | ||
| I'm like, dude, this is a good time for the deep state to fucking send a missile to Madison Square Garden. | ||
| It would solve all their problems. | ||
| Dude, there was like... | ||
| It was like 47 checkpoints. | ||
| And then I see Trump come up. | ||
| I saw the whole fucking thing. | ||
| Trump walking straight to you and gave you a big fucking hug and he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear. | ||
| I'm like, holy. | ||
| They're like, there's shit right here? | ||
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I was like, what the fuck? | |
| He goes right to you, man. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He didn't want to talk to John Attic. | ||
| He was right to you. | ||
| He knew you were ready for the fucking handshake pull. | ||
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He just came to give me a hug that time. | |
| Dude, look at that. | ||
| And what did he say? | ||
| He gave DC the left hand. | ||
| No, you don't have to say. | ||
| He basically said, I won him the election. | ||
| Damn. How crazy is this? | ||
| Right? Very interesting times. | ||
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And then John Jones wins and then does the dance? | |
| That was crazy. | ||
| Dude, that day. | ||
| We're so bad. | ||
| That day was insane. | ||
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We're so bad. | |
| That day was insane. | ||
| It was a great day. | ||
| For the world. | ||
| That's like world history shit. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, it was. | ||
| They could put that whole event in some book. | ||
| Well, all the athletes started doing the Trump dance after that. | ||
| A lot of football players were already doing it. | ||
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A lot of football players. | |
| Look at John! | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| That's the coolest shit ever. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| John Jones. | ||
| Savage. The goat. | ||
| The goat. | ||
| Yeah. The goat now. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| It's silly when people argue that. | ||
| If he beats Aspinall, everybody has to shut the fuck up forever. | ||
| They need to shut the fuck up even if you're going to lose to Aspinall. | ||
| His resume to light heavyweight, you've got to realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweight's ever had to offer. | ||
| Look at the fucked up all of them. | ||
| Look at the line. | ||
| It's like Tom Aspinall's a slight favorite. | ||
| That's kind of crazy. | ||
| Yeah, he should be. | ||
| Look at Marab over Sean. | ||
| Yeah. Ooh, 350 to win. | ||
| Dude, Tom hasn't been out of the first round. | ||
| Are they doing, is this real? | ||
| Are they doing Marab and Sean again? | ||
| These are just a website taking action. | ||
| Yeah, they are taking bets already. | ||
| They are, huh? | ||
| When is that happening? | ||
| I don't know, but that's got to be July, right? | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| That Islam Topiri. | ||
| I don't think that's happening. | ||
| No, Islam's going up to 70. Is he? | ||
| Yeah. Interesting. | ||
| Shane! He's got to do a drunk Trump. | ||
| Trump has never been drunk ever in his life. | ||
| Can you imagine if Trump was drunk on Twitter? | ||
| Can you imagine the drunk tweets he would send? | ||
| Trump doesn't drink at all, right? | ||
| Fiona Davies. | ||
| She's amazing. | ||
| Top female grappler. | ||
| I just don't recognize we're all dolled up. | ||
| She's amazing, dude. | ||
| I saw her Mackenzie Dern bout. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| Dude, the first time I saw her, she was an EBI. | ||
| She was a purple belt, and she went against... | ||
| Her first round match was against Talita Alan Carr, who was a black belt world champion. | ||
| I gave Talita, like, oh, you're going to get a purple belt, you get the low seat. | ||
| So it was like an easy... | ||
| And I'm sitting there, and I'm reffing, and I'm like, oh, Talita's going to kill this little Irish girl. | ||
| And dude, Fiona was all over her. | ||
| Took her back and almost finished her. | ||
| And I'm like, oh my god. | ||
| And the only reason I put her in there was because Keith Prekorian, he sent me a message. | ||
| He goes, yo, there's this chick Fiona Davies. | ||
| You gotta throw her in. | ||
| And I go, okay, whatever. | ||
| I'll take that advice. | ||
| But Talita ended up winning. | ||
| She ended up getting her back at the end and winning. | ||
| But it was scary for a second. | ||
| Wow, as a purple belt. | ||
| As a purple belt. | ||
| She almost beat a world champion. | ||
| This dude looks like he's had a hard life. | ||
| He's tatted up like a machine gun camera. | ||
| I don't know these guys. | ||
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I don't know these guys. | |
| So, we'll see what happens with that one. | ||
| There's a lot of good fights coming up. | ||
| I'm wondering what they're going to do with Toporia, but I like what you were saying. | ||
| Toporia versus Oliveira. | ||
| Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of a king of 55 and dangerous. | ||
| So dangerous everywhere. | ||
| Dangerous, striking, huge reach advantage. | ||
| But if you're Toporia, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. | ||
| Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points. | ||
| But it's his idea. | ||
| Well, because the weight cut's too tough. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Yeah. Really? | ||
| 45 is too tough for him. | ||
| But he's been doing it and winning. | ||
| He's just sick of it. | ||
| Yeah, I would imagine. | ||
| Apparently that last cut was really tough and his team was like, alright, no more. | ||
| Wow. So what is he weighing? | ||
| You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55. What was he weighing when he was fighting 45? | ||
| What was he walking around? | ||
| They were saying like 180 between. | ||
| Yeah, big. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| Everyone's like, oh, he's too small, 55. I'm like, he's fucking big out of gear, man. | ||
| Yeah, but those guys are real big. | ||
| Like, Islam's huge. | ||
| When I stand next to Islam... | ||
| How about Gleason Tabao? | ||
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He would cut to 55. That guy walked around at 250. | |
| That was back in the day, though. | ||
| That was back in the day, though. | ||
| I think he has the... | ||
| I think that dude has the record for weight cut. | ||
| Anthony Johnson. | ||
| I don't know how Alex ever made 85. Who? | ||
| Alex Pereira. | ||
| How about DDP? | ||
| He's fucking huge, bro. | ||
| Huge. He's so big. | ||
| I haven't seen him in person. | ||
| I sat next to Alex when I was like a jack 230 and he like dwarfed me. | ||
| And I'm like, how does this guy cut to 85? | ||
| He was bigger in every match. | ||
| He was bigger. | ||
| He was longer. | ||
| He was thicker. | ||
| They say he fought with a broken hand and norovirus against Ankaleev. | ||
| He fought with a broken toe before. | ||
| When he beat Yuri Prochaska, he had a fucked up knee. | ||
| Remember when he went and he tumbled at the end of the fight? | ||
| That's because his knee wouldn't support him. | ||
| He was basically fighting on one leg in the first fight. | ||
| Then he gets surgery. | ||
| I guess it was probably meniscus because he came back pretty quick. | ||
| Walk around weight. | ||
| 231. That's crazy. | ||
| And he looks 231. | ||
| When you stand next to him, he looks like a heavyweight. | ||
| He'd go up 205. | ||
| Oh, easy. | ||
| Easy 205. | ||
| He has a strength for it, too. | ||
| And bully people. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah. | ||
| Get you some. | ||
| He's a scary dude. | ||
| He's going to be a problem. | ||
| Because he confused everybody. | ||
| Everybody's like, oh, this guy's all awkward and shit. | ||
| He's going to get pieced up. | ||
| We watched so many fights, I'd see his style. | ||
| I'm like, oh, he's going to get exposed eventually. | ||
| And then you just see him, you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| When we saw him early in his career, he did not have a nose. | ||
| His nose was... | ||
| His cardio was bad. | ||
| Yeah, his mouth was wide open all the time. | ||
| And then he got that nose fixed. | ||
| Man, I remember when I got mine fixed, I was like, why didn't I do this a long time ago? | ||
| He had like 10% more cardio instantly. | ||
| Yeah. When his coach came out, he was only breathing at 6%. | ||
| Capacity, and I was like, this is some bullshit. | ||
| Out of his nose, maybe. | ||
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Out of his nose. | |
| I believe that. | ||
| And then he got it fixed, and this motherfucker's unstoppable. | ||
| Rockhold just did something online where they did a scan inside of his nose. | ||
| It's all gone. | ||
| His whole nose is just completely clogged. | ||
| Because it's like your ears. | ||
| You get cauliflower ear, that shit, the same thing happens inside your nose. | ||
| The blood pools up, and it calcifies, and you just get rocks inside your nose. | ||
| Your nose is just a big fucking closed, like a tunnel that caved in on miners. | ||
| I had mine fixed when I had my tonsillectomy. | ||
| They had the stents up there for like a week. | ||
| I feel like you got a good nose for fighting. | ||
| No homo, you got a button nose, like cute button nose. | ||
| Doesn't he have a good nose? | ||
| So does Eddie. | ||
| Has anybody thrown a lot of money at you to try to get you to do MMA? | ||
| Yeah, I was offered seven figures to do bare knuckle MMA. | ||
| Oh, bare knuckle. | ||
| Was it Masvidal's thing? | ||
| I believe so. | ||
| It wasn't Masvidal who reached out, it was somebody else. | ||
| Dean, probably? | ||
| I think it was maybe through Philly Fresh reached out, and it was somewhere around seven figures. | ||
| Wow. Yeah, I'd watch that. | ||
| But it was like, I was getting ready for ADCC at the time, and I'm just like, no. | ||
| Yeah. You were going to do combat jiu-jitsu, too. | ||
| It was going to be him against Fabricio Verdum. | ||
| Combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Whoa! That was happening, dawg. | ||
| That was happening. | ||
| Take my money. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| Take my money. | ||
| I tore my LCL. | ||
| Yeah. And then Fabricio got hurt, too. | ||
| So they both dropped out. | ||
| But it was going to happen. | ||
| We had flyers and everything. | ||
| Fabricio's in GFL, right? | ||
| Fabricio's in GFL. | ||
| GFL's got everybody. | ||
| Chris Weidman's like, I'm retired. | ||
| And then GFL called him and was like, I'm unretired. | ||
| I'm back in. | ||
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Like, back! | |
| They're fighting. | ||
| It's end of May. | ||
| The arena by the USC down there. | ||
| It's end of May in L.A. What kind of testing they got? | ||
| Multiple choice? | ||
| Don't be a hater. | ||
| What's this testing you speak of? | ||
| But dude, they got old guys. | ||
| Don't test them. | ||
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Don't test them. | |
| Be cool. | ||
| What the fuck are we doing? | ||
| The WWE. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Let's go back to the old days. | ||
| But you got Dylan Dennis, Tony Ferguson. | ||
| I like you, Dylan. | ||
| Ooh, that's a good fight. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| I saw that poster. | ||
| It's got to be fake because there's zero chance that Dylan... | ||
| Oh, is that lightweight? | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| No chance. | ||
| But remember, their weight is different. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| The weight cut's different. | ||
| 10 pounds. | ||
| So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at. | ||
| It's a legendary lightweight matchup. | ||
| Yeah, but lightweight's different for them. | ||
| That could be 65. But there's no way he makes 65. He could barely make 170 when he was in shape for ADCC. | ||
| Their weight classes are different. | ||
| We pulled it up the other day. | ||
| Middleweight is 200 pounds. | ||
| So maybe... | ||
| Oh, look. | ||
| I posted right there a comment. | ||
| Deal of making lightweight. | ||
| Well, let's see. | ||
| Pull up GFL weight classes, Jamie. | ||
| I think they're definitely different. | ||
| They're different. | ||
| So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at whatever, 168, 170. | ||
| And Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll fight you at 170. | ||
| Well, Dylan wasn't even making 170 when he fought in Bellator. | ||
| 50-50 revenue share. | ||
| He would fight at catchweight. | ||
| Athletes can earn a fair share of the revenue generated from events, ensuring their success is directly linked to league success. | ||
| Dang. How do they determine that? | ||
| 50-50 for the game. | ||
| 50-50 once they get in the positive. | ||
| But then also, like, let's... | ||
| How do they know who's moving the needle? | ||
| They all get it? | ||
| They all get it. | ||
| Yeah, they all get it. | ||
| Jamie, can you just Google GFL's weight classes and see if a website explains it? | ||
| I know, but I don't think they have it on their website. | ||
| So if they split the profit, that's different. | ||
| If they split the profit, what if they don't make any profit? | ||
| Then nobody gets it. | ||
| But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing, he gets... | ||
| 20% of anything you bring. | ||
| See, featherweight goes up to 55. Lightweight is 65. Walterweight's 80. So how's Dylan Dance making 65? | ||
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That's what I'm saying. | |
| There's zero chance. | ||
| He's big. | ||
| When he fought in Bellator, he would fight at catchweight. | ||
| It was 175. | ||
| I like their light heavyweight, 225. | ||
| I wish they had that when I was fighting him. | ||
| Maybe he's in the best shape of his life. | ||
| Maybe. Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing, so shouldn't he be in shape? | ||
| KSI just pulled out. | ||
| I'm telling you, there's no way Dylan's going to make it. | ||
| How does KSI pull out against Dylan Danis? | ||
| Dylan's not a boxer. | ||
| KSI's a pretty good boxer. | ||
| He's legit. | ||
| For those kind of guys, he's a good boxer. | ||
| For that. | ||
| Class, yes. | ||
| Did he fight Tommy Fury? | ||
| Or was he going to? | ||
| He was going to, and then something happened, right? | ||
| I think. | ||
| But KSI looks legit to me. | ||
| Like, out of those guys? | ||
| For the influencer stuff? | ||
| Yeah, he's legit. | ||
| He's got hands. | ||
| But Dylan is not a boxer. | ||
| So it's crazy that he would... | ||
| You would think he could be not even at his best to take that fight. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I maybe got hurt. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I just saw something that he pulled out. | ||
| I don't even... | ||
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Oh, he got real sick? | |
| Got some new coronavirus? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, there's a breeze strip on. | ||
| Oh. See what he's saying? | ||
| Put it on, we can hear him. | ||
| What is going on? | ||
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And honestly, I've never been this ill for this long in my life. | |
| And I hate it. | ||
| I feel useless. | ||
| And it's depressing. | ||
| I feel like I've let so many people down. | ||
| I haven't been able to post any YouTube videos to help promote the fight because I've just been feeling so bad. | ||
| Okay, he's sick. | ||
| Sounds legit. | ||
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Yeah. I've been sleeping with mouth tape. | |
| You tape your mouth shut? | ||
| Yeah. So you just breathe through your nose? | ||
| I can't do that. | ||
| Game changer. | ||
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Game changer. | |
| Is that for snoring? | ||
| In what way? | ||
| It's not just for snoring. | ||
| It's like you feel better when you wake up. | ||
| You feel more rested. | ||
| Really? Yeah, man. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I just started doing it the last two weeks. | ||
| How does it work? | ||
| What does it look like? | ||
| I just put a black piece. | ||
| It's called hostage tape. | ||
| I put a black piece of tape over my mouth. | ||
| Is your wife like, what the fuck? | ||
| She wears it too. | ||
| Yeah. We're both hostage. | ||
| You're both like, goodnight, babe. | ||
| Yeah. Give a kiss. | ||
| You just use any tape or is it special tape? | ||
| No, it's special tape for mouth taping. | ||
| There's a bunch of companies that make mouth tape. | ||
| But this company hostage tapes. | ||
| And it doesn't fall off? | ||
| No. It has before, but I keep an extra one by the bed. | ||
| If it falls off, I just slap it in. | ||
| When I get like this, like this much stubble, I kind of have to shave so it sticks better. | ||
| You would have a little bit of an issue with your beard. | ||
| Probably wouldn't stick that good to your hair. | ||
| That's why Hitler did his mustache that way, so he could fit a gas mask. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| No. Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Jamie, look it up. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Yeah, I know my shit. | ||
| Wow. Apparently he was gassed pretty bad in the First World War. | ||
| Yeah. So he despised. | ||
| And that's why he did that mustache. | ||
| Oh, it's real. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| I don't know if that's real, but apparently he was gassed pretty bad in the First World War. | ||
| Yeah, mustard gas. | ||
| Bro, that First World War was nuts. | ||
| The first time they decided to use giant fans and gas people. | ||
| Toothpast mustache, family associated, it said it originated from a military order to trim his large mustache to fertilize wearing a gas mask. | ||
| Go down to the military order. | ||
| During his service in Bavarian Infantry Division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask. | ||
| Wow. And you got the Michael Jordan mustache. | ||
| That is a fun fact of the day. | ||
| Wow. Michael Jordan. | ||
| Michael Jordan's the only guy to ever pull it off. | ||
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And he got fucked up, right? | |
| And that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God. | ||
| You know what's the craziest thing about the gas thing? | ||
| The guy who invented Zyklon A, which became Zyklon B, which they killed the Jews with? | ||
| That guy, Fritz Haber, who was a Jew himself, he originally... | ||
| When he invented this, he also invented the Haber method for extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere. | ||
| The Haber method is responsible for 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies. | ||
| Because the Haber method of extracting nitrogen made it so they could fertilize all kinds of soil. | ||
| So he invents that, and he also invents this gas that kills everybody at the same time. | ||
| And there's no odor, right? | ||
| Well, Zyklon B, there's no odor. | ||
| Zyklon A was invented, I think it was a pesticide. | ||
| And the idea was the smell was so awful so that you would recognize when it was there and you'd get the fuck away from it. | ||
| Then Zyklon B, they got rid of the smell. | ||
| But when they were gassing the troops, he was being wanted for crimes against humanity. | ||
| For war crimes, at the same time he was going to win the Nobel Prize for inventing the Harvard Method. | ||
| Wild. And then when Hitler takes over, the Jews all get kicked out of Germany. | ||
| And he's kind of sort of privileged because he's a part of the administration, but then he gets ostracized and he winds up being exiled and he dies on the run. | ||
| He died on the run? | ||
| Died on the run. | ||
| Died running away from the Nazis. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| Yeah. Wild. | ||
| Crazy story. | ||
| Dude, have we talked about the JFK files? | ||
| Not yet, no. | ||
| No one has. | ||
| No. I mean, we talked about it a little bit yesterday, but I don't know anything groundbreaking. | ||
| Nothing, right? | ||
| Nothing that I've seen so far. | ||
| Do you follow that? | ||
| That page on Instagram is called Real News, no bullshit. | ||
| Yes! They posted something about it. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| I think it was like 2,000 pages or something, and they posted the key takeaways. | ||
| I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just was like... | ||
| It's kind of like confirmation that I was like, mafia, Israel, and the CIA. | ||
| Well, I read one thing that the CIA, within a week or two, had dismissed the idea of a single shooter. | ||
| I read one thing. | ||
| They're like, no, it was more than one shooter. | ||
| Like, this was the... | ||
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Yeah. It took them a week to figure that out. | |
| Weren't they involved? | ||
| Allegedly. But here's the thing. | ||
| What part of the CIA? | ||
| So if you're involved in killing the president, you're not telling Mike down the hallway. | ||
| It's a small group. | ||
| You have an enormous fucking office filled with thousands of employees. | ||
| It's not like everybody's saying, hey, get a meeting. | ||
| That Irish guy? | ||
| Fuck him! | ||
| We're gonna take him for a ride through Dallas and shoot him in the fucking head. | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| Did you hear that phone call from Lyndon B. Johnson to... | ||
| To the wife? | ||
| To the wife, like a month later. | ||
| Bro, we're fighting on sight. | ||
| They were fucking, huh? | ||
| Wasn't that after she was slapping? | ||
| But that was after Kennedy was dead. | ||
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Like a month later. | |
| He's like, how are you not gonna say goodbye next time I see him? | ||
| I'm gonna give you a slapping around Christmas. | ||
| She's like, you better. | ||
| I'll wear the rouge or whatever. | ||
| He's like, you better. | ||
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Let's go. | |
| Bro, I think everybody was fucking everybody back then. | ||
| God, good times. | ||
| I think they were wild people. | ||
| There was no social media. | ||
| No one's a snitch. | ||
| They all just... | ||
| I mean, everybody knew that Kennedy was fucking everybody. | ||
| It was all the press knew. | ||
| Nobody said anything. | ||
| Didn't he have an affair with Marilyn Monroe? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| And the brother did. | ||
| And Marilyn Monroe. | ||
| She was fucking both brothers, dude. | ||
| And that's a fact. | ||
| That's not a conspiracy theory. | ||
| Fact. Fact. | ||
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Fact. That's crazy. | |
| And that's probably why she died. | ||
| She probably started writing a memoir. | ||
| Yeah, they said the brother, the pillow talk is what fucked her over. | ||
| Because he'd fill her in and all this shit. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| And then John F. Kennedy was like, bro, what are you doing? | ||
| Really? They're both fucking her, yeah. | ||
| Hilarious. Hilarious. | ||
| People were wild back then. | ||
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Wild boys. | |
| Wild boys. | ||
| No accountability. | ||
| Get away with it. | ||
| And if you're the president, that's the reason why the presidents wanted to fuck. | ||
| Despite rumors and speculation, no definitive proof of an affair. | ||
| Was this Google, Jamie? | ||
| Yeah, it's a reputable news source. | ||
| You didn't see the documentary on Netflix, then. | ||
| Definitely no proof. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, no speculation. | ||
| Let it go. | ||
| The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed what kind of they label conspiracy theorists. | ||
| Like, yeah, we've said it was CIA, Mossad, mafia. | ||
| It's going to take a while for the nerds to really go through it and figure it out. | ||
| Oh, Candace Owen's been through it, I bet. | ||
| Has she been through it? | ||
| I would assume. | ||
| Well, she's too busy with the Macron thing. | ||
| I watched two hours of that today. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Have you seen her? | ||
| Macron's a man. | ||
| Yeah, Bridget McCrone's a man. | ||
| She got you. | ||
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Yeah, she got me. | |
| Candace got me. | ||
| She got me hook, line, sinker. | ||
| I was eating breakfast today. | ||
| Yeah, I do the same shit. | ||
| I was eating elk steaks watching Candace Owens on my fucking YouTube. | ||
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I love her. | |
| I was like, this is crazy. | ||
| Have you dived into her Harvey Weinstein shit? | ||
| Yes. I watched the first episode of that. | ||
| Bro. Crazy. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| She's like, I can't believe I'm on Harvey Weinstein's side. | ||
| Right? Crazy. | ||
| I thought he was guilty of heinous crimes. | ||
| And then you listen to it and you're like, wait, what? | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| When they go through the actual affidavit, like what the girls accuse them for, you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| Also, the emails back and forth with the girls. | ||
| Yeah, she was talking about his testicles. | ||
| He doesn't have them. | ||
| Like, there's all these, like, things that should have been, that should have, like, completely thrown out a lot of her claims. | ||
| Like she was talking about he made me like hold his balls or something like that. | ||
| He doesn't have balls. | ||
| He doesn't have balls. | ||
| His balls are like literally like inside of his thigh. | ||
| When he was like 30 years old, they had to get rid of him. | ||
| He's got a terrible disease. | ||
| It's like gangrene of the dick. | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| Have you ever heard of it? | ||
|
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Never heard of it. | |
| Oh, he's got this crazy disease where your dick is basically like rotting off. | ||
| Which is kind of crazy for a guy who's like obviously a sex addict. | ||
| Yeah. Your dick starts rotting away and then you still whip it out. | ||
| Yeah. You're whipping out a zombie dick. | ||
| Yeah. Like it's a mess. | ||
| It's a mess. | ||
| What is that actually called? | ||
| Prosecutors revealed to the jury that Weinstein underwent surgery in 99 for four years gangrene, which required doctors to remove some of his scrotum. | ||
| That surgery caused a pretty noticeable scarring because of an infection. | ||
| His testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs. | ||
| So you go through the reports and they're like, yeah, he made me suck on his balls. | ||
| Well, that's a problem. | ||
| Whoa. There's a lot of problems. | ||
| The lady was a grifter. | ||
| The lady, allegedly. | ||
| That's brutal. | ||
| And was going back and forth from rich guy to rich guy, trying to get things happening, and Harvey put her in a few things. | ||
| That was Harvey's move, apparently. | ||
| He'd put you in a few things. | ||
| Whitney told me that he would make deals with ladies. | ||
| Like, look, suck my dick, I'll get you an Oscar. | ||
| And they would suck his dick. | ||
| And he would get him an Oscar. | ||
| And this was the thing, where everybody thanked him. | ||
| Thank you, Harvey. | ||
| That actually happened? | ||
| Yeah. He gave... | ||
| An actress, an Oscar. | ||
| Well, he didn't give him an Oscar. | ||
| He gave him an Oscar award-winning role in a Miramax film, which is going to be a blockbuster film, which pretty much gets you real close. | ||
| And then there's the influence of it being a Harvey Weinstein movie. | ||
| He was the king at the time, and everybody followed his lead. | ||
| You have big movies like Pulp Fiction and those kind of films that Miramax produced. | ||
| They produced bangers. | ||
| You go back and look at the Miramax library. | ||
| Banger after banger when Harvey Weinstein was... | ||
| Because... Quentin Tarantino. | ||
| Yeah. I mean, it's just like the wildest movies from the wildest dude, you know, who is clearly a sex addict. | ||
| He's like, if you want to be a lead in Pulp Fiction, you're going to suck these balls in my thigh. | ||
| I mean, it's fucking wild. | ||
| He just was in the wrong place at the wrong time. | ||
| If this happened in the 80s, they probably would have thrown it out. | ||
| But in the Me Too movement, it was a hot witch hunt. | ||
| There was a lot of people that got in deep shit for almost nothing. | ||
| Dude, look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life. | ||
| His appeal's coming up. | ||
| Look into that one. | ||
| Really? Bro. | ||
| That was like three chicks, right? | ||
| Three chicks. | ||
| And if you look at the appeal, it started off with, oh, he raped me and drugged me. | ||
| And then it went to, he held a gun to my head. | ||
| They keep changing their stories. | ||
| That one's wild. | ||
| You've been following the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively thing? | ||
| Bro, Blake Lively. | ||
| Talk about ruining your reputation and Ryan Reynolds. | ||
| Yeah, they fucked up. | ||
| Ryan's trying to get out of it now. | ||
| He's trying to get out of the lawsuit. | ||
| And they're like, you are a key part of this. | ||
| This is what you get, though. | ||
| This is what you get, trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement? | ||
| Because they were trying to take over the movie. | ||
| Yeah. They were trying to take over the movie and the whole franchise. | ||
| He owned the franchise. | ||
| They're fucked, man. | ||
| The whole thing's crazy. | ||
| They're fucked. | ||
| And he's suing the New York Times, and he's got a great case there, too. | ||
| He's going hard in the paint. | ||
| But that's what it takes. | ||
| It's like Johnny Depp. | ||
| He's like, alright. | ||
| He did it for the boys. | ||
| Exactly. You gotta do it. | ||
| You need real motherfuckers to be like, nah, man, I ain't going out like this. | ||
| Yeah, especially a guy like that who's known as being this really sweet, nice guy. | ||
| And then he's like, alright, enough. | ||
| He posted the receipts? | ||
| He's like, oh, remember our tech exchange? | ||
| How about she told him to come into the dressing room while she was breastfeeding? | ||
| And then part of the complaint was that he came into the dressing room while I was breastfeeding. | ||
| Like, you literally have a text exchange back and forth. | ||
| They just never thought that anybody was gonna come out with the receipts. | ||
| 'Cause no one's ever done it,'cause everyone just bows down. | ||
| 'Cause everyone's scared. | ||
| Because Ryle Reynolds, A-list, Blake Lively, A-list, like,"Don't, they're the queen." Oh, that's the Taiki team. | ||
| Oh, is it over? | ||
| Yeah, we missed it. | ||
| It's 2025. | ||
| That shit's over, man. | ||
| We're terrible at this. | ||
| Yeah, we've been talking about Harvey Weinstein's nuts and his thighs. | ||
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We missed the favorite getting choked out. | |
| I'm going to get a Coke real quick. | ||
| Anyone want anything? | ||
| I'm going to take a piss really quick. | ||
| I'll wait for you to take piss so we're not all gone. | ||
| We're going to miss you, Eddie. | ||
| It'd be cool if we grabbed me a Coke, right? | ||
| Go grab me a Coke, Eddie! | ||
| Oh, wait till he's out there. | ||
| That'd be cool. | ||
| Oh, dude, I haven't seen him out there yet. | ||
| One, two, three. | ||
| Oh, that's a belt, bro. | ||
| That's the Gordon Ryan belt, motherfuckers. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Yeah, that's badass. | ||
| Prominent position. | ||
| That is a prominent position. | ||
| Yeah, that looks awesome. | ||
| You two pulled up in some shit today. | ||
| Your new car, that fucking truck. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| I haven't seen that car. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Oh, it's a Shelby Super Snake. | ||
| What year? | ||
| 24. Okay. | ||
| First one I've ever seen. | ||
| How much horsepower does it make? | ||
| 830? 830, yeah. | ||
| Coyote 5-0. | ||
| So fun. | ||
| Is it manual? | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| What am I, communist? | ||
| It's manual. | ||
| They don't make the GT500s in the... | ||
| I know, but they make the Supersnake in it, which is why I bought it. | ||
| I would have bought a GT500, but there was one company that was doing a swap. | ||
| They were doing a six-speed swap on a GT500. | ||
| I almost bought that. | ||
| But then I thought about it. | ||
| I was like, I don't want any Frankenstein cars. | ||
| Like, I don't know how this works. | ||
| Computer stuff, weird shit. | ||
| Because, you know, it's not designed for that. | ||
| But the Supersnake is designed for it. | ||
| Oh, it auto blips on the downshifts. | ||
| It's nice. | ||
| Sounds nice. | ||
| Oh, it sounds like war. | ||
| It sounds like a real American muscle car. | ||
| But it's modern. | ||
| So it has all the feel of a muscle car. | ||
| The lurch when you hit the gas. | ||
| Boom! Fucking giant power. | ||
| Great handling. | ||
| Great handling. | ||
| The brakes are great. | ||
| Yeah, but it's also real comfortable. | ||
| The drive suspension is beautiful. | ||
| Yeah, it's a great fucking car. | ||
| And it's just so good looking. | ||
| Oh, it's so fun. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| It's such an American car. | ||
| Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. | ||
| You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man. | ||
| It's wild, man. | ||
| With Mustangs? | ||
| Everything. Oh, with everything. | ||
| I mean, the Mustangs for sure. | ||
| Like the old, the 60s, all that shit. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Dude. And the resto mods? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all. | ||
| I know it's a problem. | ||
| I want it all. | ||
| Cars are a real problem. | ||
| We're talking to three guys here that have real car problems. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| At a budget, like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything. | ||
| I went fucking nuts, dude. | ||
| What'd you get? | ||
| Oh, you got a Jeep, right? | ||
| I got a Jeep. | ||
| I went nuts. | ||
| I tackled my manager. | ||
| I didn't know what to do. | ||
| I was so nervous. | ||
| I was so fucking nervous. | ||
| Because there's like big ballers. | ||
| There was a guy, I went to the Kismet one. | ||
| There's some old, I have no idea what he did. | ||
| He was next to me. | ||
| In 12 minutes, he probably spent $7 million in cars and didn't give a fuck. | ||
| And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. | ||
| How are you not... | ||
| No fist pump? | ||
| Nothing? That's yours? | ||
| That's mine. | ||
| What color is that? | ||
| It's like a purplish-pinkish? | ||
| Yeah, it's like a pinkish, but it has a 392. | ||
| It's the last call edition. | ||
| Brand new. | ||
| Less than 200 miles. | ||
| That looks good. | ||
| Look, I tackled my fucking manager right there. | ||
| Oh, so you were right there. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I was on ESPN. | ||
| I didn't know. | ||
| I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Those 392 Jeeps are sick. | ||
| Oh, they're great. | ||
| Brigham has a lifted one. | ||
| They are awesome. | ||
| Oh, I'm going to toss some King Shocks on that bitch. | ||
| A big Magnum blower. | ||
| That's another classic American car. | ||
| I mean, the Jeeps look exactly like Jeeps, and they have like that for... | ||
| They look updated, but it's kind of like a 911. | ||
| That's what I was just going to say. | ||
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Like Porsche. | |
| They never change the body style, so they have this cult following. | ||
| You know what's the most Googled truck in the world? | ||
| Oh, I believe. | ||
| A Wrangler. | ||
| Yeah. They have like a cult following. | ||
| Also, there's so much customization available for those things because they've been around for so long. | ||
| They're like Lego cars. | ||
| You can't go wrong. | ||
| So much shit for them. | ||
| You can't go wrong with that. | ||
| Have you ever seen the America's Most Wanted Jeeps? | ||
| Oh, where they toss the Hellcat in them? | ||
| The demons and shit? | ||
| Oh, yeah, baby. | ||
| They put 1,200 horsepower in those bitches. | ||
| That's my shit. | ||
| Yeah. And they do up the suspension and map everything out perfect. | ||
| Were you going to get one or no? | ||
| Yeah. You were sending me one. | ||
| I'm too busy. | ||
| Too many things. | ||
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Too much. | |
| I love my call. | ||
| Y'all get some bullshit, like a four excursion on my helmet. | ||
| Overwhelmed. Powerstroke, and I call him. | ||
| They're like, cool, cool. | ||
| And he tells me what he has. | ||
| I'm like, oh, my God. | ||
| Yeah, there's one. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's 1,000 horsepower. | ||
| That has the health in it. | ||
| Those things are wild. | ||
| Yeah, they make some wild ones. | ||
| Are you going to get the new ZR1? | ||
| I want to. | ||
| I should. | ||
| But I shouldn't. | ||
| But I will. | ||
| I already put the order into spec one. | ||
| You had the SF90 on order, didn't you? | ||
| Yeah. Did you get that? | ||
| No, it hasn't gotten here yet. | ||
| You should just get the ZR1 instead. | ||
| The other one's going to my wife. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's why I was driving. | ||
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That's an horsepower Ferrari. | |
| All black. | ||
| I just kind of stop driving automatic cars. | ||
| Unless it's my Tesla. | ||
| What's your favorite car to drive? | ||
| Don't say the Tesla. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The Tesla, if I want to get there quick. | ||
| If I want to get there quick. | ||
| But you don't want people, you know, flipping you off and shit. | ||
| You don't want them drawing Nazi signs on it. | ||
| You don't have too much of a problem with that in Austin. | ||
| You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars, but now that the libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck. | ||
| I wish a motherfucker would. | ||
| Yeah, just because. | ||
| I wish them. | ||
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Just because. | |
| Oh, now I want one. | ||
| Now you fucked up. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like it. | ||
| And they don't know. | ||
| Jesus. Just so they fuck with me. | ||
| Yeah. People have done that. | ||
| They've put V8s. | ||
| They've dropped V8s in Teslas. | ||
| It's a lot of work, though. | ||
| It's also why. | ||
| You're basically just tossing. | ||
| You've got to pay for the Cybertruck, and I'm going to have to pay for it. | ||
| It's a disaster. | ||
| Rich Rebuilds did one. | ||
| And then it's just slower. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, it's silly. | ||
| Sometimes it's not all about speed, though. | ||
| You know, when people tell me that, I'm like, ah, you ever driven like a fucking water-cooled fucking, you know. | ||
| Flat six, Porsche, like, stick? | ||
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No, no. | |
| Of course. | ||
| Right. Especially the air-cooled ones. | ||
| Yeah, the air-cooled ones. | ||
| It's just not all about that. | ||
| Especially those old ones are so light. | ||
| You feel everything. | ||
| You're dealing with a 2,000-pound car. | ||
| Even if it only has 250 horsepower, it's so fun. | ||
| It's different. | ||
| It's so different. | ||
| It's like an amusement park ride. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| It's just like... | ||
| It feels like you could die at any point, but then you look down and you're doing like 35 miles an hour. | ||
| My Hummer is not the fastest, but fuck, it's cool, man. | ||
| Yeah, fuck. | ||
| There's nothing like it. | ||
| I forgot you got a Hummer. | ||
| What's in that thing? | ||
| 6.0 Powerstroke, fully built. | ||
| Big-ass turbo. | ||
| Aren't there electric Hummers now? | ||
| Yeah. Those are great, man. | ||
| The new GMC's, those are fucking great. | ||
| Red Band has one of those. | ||
| It's fucking awesome. | ||
| They crab walk. | ||
| Crab walk. | ||
| Yeah. Parallel park like this and shit. | ||
| Does he have any problems with it? | ||
| I heard the charging has some issues. | ||
| They've had a lot of issues with them, yeah. | ||
| No, he hasn't had any problems with it. | ||
| They'll figure those out, though. | ||
| Yeah, he loves it, though. | ||
| It's fast as shit, too, for a big-ass fucking truck. | ||
| They're so fast. | ||
| So heavy. | ||
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Crazy fast. | |
| So fast. | ||
| But huge. | ||
| It's an enormous truck. | ||
| You think they're going to start making less electric vehicles now that Trump's in? | ||
| They're already doing it. | ||
| Here's the problem with electric vehicles. | ||
| This is the number one problem. | ||
| Resale. Terrible. | ||
| Porsche Taycans, they sell them for like, you know, what is a Taycan Turbo S? | ||
| 160? They sell them like a year later for like 70. Over 200. | ||
| They lose so much value. | ||
| Jamie, I lost my... | ||
| Crazy value. | ||
| Why is that? | ||
| Because nobody wants to buy a used electric car because the range drops off. | ||
| So like say if you buy a Corvette, you can buy a 2017 Corvette, like a ZR1. | ||
| They're still really expensive. | ||
| Super expensive. | ||
| Is ZR1 a manual from like 2017? | ||
| It's like... | ||
| You get $300,000 right now. | ||
| Right now. | ||
| A better comparison would be, think about your Ford GT, a 2006. | ||
| Right. They're $500,000 minimum now. | ||
| Right, but that's different because that's like a classic. | ||
| It's 20 years old. | ||
| But a new car, say if you get a new AMG GT and it's a 2025, you sell it next year, you're not going to lose much money. | ||
| If you sell a Ferrari, you'll lose no money. | ||
| Like if you buy a Ferrari today and you sell it in a year and you got a thousand miles on it, you'll make money. | ||
| Porsche make money. | ||
| Porsche's the best. | ||
| But if you have a fucking electric car, like Audis, those e-trons, those are sick. | ||
| Even Tesla Plaid. | ||
| Sick cars. | ||
| Tesla Plaid, I can get cheap. | ||
| A friend of mine got one of those and he got like a year old one for like 70 grand. | ||
| And brand new. | ||
| It's like 150 or something like that. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Why not just get like a new battery or something? | ||
| Well, that's a big problem. | ||
| So expensive. | ||
| Swapping batteries. | ||
| And they still have battery. | ||
| For the most part, you're not driving 250 miles. | ||
| If you have a plug at home, if you plug it in at home, you have a supercharger at your house, which I do for my car. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| I just get it home, plug it in. | ||
| It's always good to go. | ||
| And it gets like fully charged. | ||
| I think my car gets like 350 miles if you drive like a grandma. | ||
| For normal day-to-day, you just stick it in there and you never go to the gas station. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| See, but fuck all that noise. | ||
| You're not road-tripping it? | ||
| Yeah, as long as you're not road-tripping. | ||
| If you're road-tripping it, you've got to really map it out, especially if you don't have a Tesla, because then you have to find all these other rando super stations. | ||
| But like my Hummer, I have a 55-gallon diesel tank in the back. | ||
| I fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks. | ||
| It gets good gas mileage. | ||
| I can go on long road trips. | ||
| There's a few great options that aren't Teslas. | ||
| One is Lucid. | ||
| You've seen Lucid Air? | ||
| Those are cool. | ||
| They make them super high-end. | ||
| Eric Griffin has one. | ||
| Does he really? | ||
| Yeah. That bitch shut down on us in the parking lot, but yeah, he has one. | ||
| Did he really? | ||
| We couldn't get out. | ||
| It died? | ||
| It was like 100 degrees. | ||
| I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. | ||
| And he's like, oh, out of all the times that this has never happened, it happens while you're in the car. | ||
| I was like, I fucking hate these. | ||
| Isn't there a manual release? | ||
| He didn't have that. | ||
| Okay. Yeah. | ||
| We had to wait like 40 minutes. | ||
| Did someone have to come and help it out? | ||
| No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset. | ||
| It was like resetting your phone. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| I fucking hate that shit. | ||
| Isn't there something about like, you know. | ||
| All the radiation. | ||
| You're in the car and it's like you're surrounded by... | ||
| No, that's a good question. | ||
| Like EMF, right? | ||
| It's a good question. | ||
| Is that a real problem? | ||
| If you're not supposed to have your phone by your head... | ||
| Your car? | ||
| Yeah. I mean, your whole car is a big-ass phone. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a real problem? | ||
| According to people like RFK Jr. and many other people, don't think that you should have ear pods in. | ||
| You should have the wired ones only, and even those are not the best thing to have. | ||
| You should just listen to things like on a Bluetooth speaker. | ||
| Also, the people vandalizing Teslas, that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere on that thing. | ||
| 360. Bro, so many people are going to jail right now. | ||
| And if you don't have a Tesla, you don't really know that like... | ||
| If you're within 20 feet of the car, it's recording. | ||
| Yes. Sentry mode. | ||
| Seven cameras. | ||
| It's so wild. | ||
| Fully HD cameras. | ||
| See your face. | ||
| There's so many guys who've gotten busted. | ||
| Fat liberals. | ||
| Have you seen those Tesla mini homes? | ||
| They're never in shape. | ||
| There was one guy who was rubbing shit. | ||
| Grab his ass? | ||
| Grab his ass cheeks and just rubbed it all over. | ||
| That guy was looking for an excuse to rub shit on things. | ||
| He probably goes home and jerks off with his own shit. | ||
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Have you seen those Tesla mini homes? | |
| No. Oh, you haven't seen them? | ||
| No. Dude, Tesla has tiny homes. | ||
| They're like trailers, but like super high-tech. | ||
| I saw the Amazon ones. | ||
| Have you seen those? | ||
| Tesla's got mini homes. | ||
|
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No shit. | |
| Have you seen this, Jamie? | ||
| The mini-homes? | ||
| They're not made by Tesla, though. | ||
|
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Oh, it's not? | |
| No, no, it is. | ||
| No, seriously. | ||
|
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I'm looking. | |
| The one that I've seen, I just saw it a couple days ago. | ||
| It's Tesla. | ||
| He sure wasn't like an AI-generated thing? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Tesla has solar panels. | ||
| Yeah, they have Tesla solar panels for your roof. | ||
|
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Tesla mini-homes. | |
| That's not real. | ||
| If that's what it was. | ||
| That shit gets Calen though, Eddie. | ||
| That's not real? | ||
| Yeah, it gets Calen all the time. | ||
| Yeah, there's fucking AI. | ||
| They get me, man. | ||
| I asked Elon like five times. | ||
| You making a phone? | ||
| Wait a minute. | ||
| Why do they keep getting these AI X phones? | ||
| It's fake. | ||
|
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There it is. | |
| That's fake? | ||
| Click on it. | ||
| It's from two years ago. | ||
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It's not real. | |
| Click on it though. | ||
| We'll see what it says. | ||
| I know it's fake. | ||
| AI's getting so good. | ||
| Calen thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye. | ||
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It's just like a YouTube video with a Popeye. | |
| Damn, they got me dead serious. | ||
| Dead serious. | ||
| So they show the little house? | ||
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Well, there's boxable. | |
| No, I know about that. | ||
| Like, that's real, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you could buy a house for 10 grand now. | ||
| If you're just like a single dude who has a plot of land, just park that house with solar. | ||
| You could literally live off the grid in a little bullshit house. | ||
| Like that? | ||
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Is that what? | |
| And then you get Starlink. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| No, it was like a little... | ||
| It was a pod, like an egg. | ||
| It looks like an egg. | ||
| That's AI, Doug. | ||
| Wow, they got me good. | ||
| Those little tiny houses you could buy, like if you were just a dude living by yourself, and you're like, I don't need nothing. | ||
| If you're young, it'd be dope. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| They're not expensive. | ||
| Like somebody leaves you a little plot of land, you got a couple acres somewhere. | ||
| Every man's dream. | ||
| A one-bedroom house with a 40-car garage. | ||
| Sit on your front porch and say, fuck the world, I own this whole thing. | ||
| I own this. | ||
| No mortgage? | ||
| Yeah, no mortgage. | ||
| $10,000 house. | ||
| And it's nice. | ||
| It's like, what do you need? | ||
| Do you need a kitchen? | ||
| Do you need a TV? | ||
| What the fuck do you need? | ||
| If you're a single guy, you need a bed, you need a TV, unless you're trying to get mad pussy. | ||
| If you're trying to get mad pussy, then you need a long driveway, lights everywhere, you need a fountain. | ||
| All the dudes are like, this is dope. | ||
| The chick's like, good luck. | ||
| That's not a panty dropper. | ||
| A tiny house is a no-go. | ||
| Like, why do you have a tiny house? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Can I see your bank account? | ||
| How much do you make? | ||
| Are you going to be able to feed my babies? | ||
| There's a bunch of videos from a few days ago that this is all nonsense. | ||
| All AI generated. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Wow, that right there? | ||
| That's what I saw. | ||
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That would be a dope podcast studio to put in the middle of nowhere. | |
| I'm not going to say that that's necessarily fake, but it's not a house that someone could live in that's like a couch. | ||
| It's a suicide pod, Eddie. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little drug den. | ||
| Yeah, that's exactly what I saw. | ||
| And it's like a little five-minute mini-documentary commercial. | ||
| They go deep into it. | ||
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Yeah, they got you. | |
| Well, they get you, man. | ||
| These AI things are nuts, man. | ||
| I haven't been fooled yet. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen AI things with my own voice on them. | ||
| I'm like, wow, this is crazy. | ||
| And I know it's fake. | ||
| You know, speaking of fakery, when you had Mel Gibson on your podcast the other day... | ||
| He brought up the Shroud of Turin. | ||
| And I always thought that was fake. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| The Shroud, it's like the cloth that Jesus was buried in and left an image of it. | ||
| And in the 80s, like 1988, they did carbon dating on it. | ||
| And they go, oh, it's fake. | ||
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See that? | |
| Yeah, it literally has, like, the image of Jesus burned into it somehow or another. | ||
| I never looked into it. | ||
| I just figured it was fake. | ||
| But listening to you and Mel Gibson talk about it, I'm like, what? | ||
| It's real? | ||
| Well, apparently it's a lot older than they assumed when they did the first testing. | ||
| And one of the problems is that there's cross-contamination. | ||
| There's also been repairs to it. | ||
| But they did subsequent testing, and they found that it was, like, 2,000. | ||
| Plus years old. | ||
| Yeah, and the one thing, it's the most studied artifact ever. | ||
| Like particle physicists, nuclear engineers, they all studied it, and some of them, some believe in it, some don't believe in it, but they all agree on one thing. | ||
| No one knows. | ||
| How they did it. | ||
| Right. There's no paint. | ||
| There's no paint. | ||
| There's no dye. | ||
| So, dude, all this week, dude, all day, I'm just watching documentary after podcast on this shit, and it's fucking mind-blowing. | ||
| Yeah, it's pretty crazy. | ||
| It's mind-blowing. | ||
| If it turns out that they can't figure out how anyone could ever do it. | ||
| Like, if no one has come up with a theory of how to do that today, that's where it gets really interesting. | ||
| Because it wasn't paint, and it wasn't dye, and it wasn't burned in. | ||
| They all agree on that. | ||
| It wasn't burned in. | ||
| They all agree it's a mystery. | ||
| But then the skeptics say, just because we don't know how it was done doesn't make it real, which is a good point. | ||
| But then the other side's like, dude, all these scientists have no idea how they faked it. | ||
| It's got to be real. | ||
| So it's all about how you look at it. | ||
| I lean on the side to be real. | ||
| There's a nuclear engineer. | ||
| There's a nuclear engineer. | ||
| You can go on YouTube. | ||
| His name is Robert Rucker. | ||
| Watch his breakdown. | ||
| This guy's a nuclear dude. | ||
| He's breaking down the photo. | ||
| It's insane because it's a negative image on a non-photographic material. | ||
| It's linen. | ||
| And then it turns out... | ||
| Like, if you look at it with the naked eye, it's white, and then you see the image of the face is kind of like yellow. | ||
| You can barely see it. | ||
| But in, like, 1898, some photographer took a picture of it, and then flipped, and then looked at the negative, and then all of a sudden, in the negative, the whole body appears, front and back. | ||
| Because he was buried, like, with a... | ||
| Did you see the images, James? | ||
| He was buried with the sheet under him, and it went around his head. | ||
| That's the back of him. | ||
| Yeah, the right one's the back and the left one's the front. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| No one knows how they did it. | ||
| No scientists. | ||
| The holes where the wrist would be nailed. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucking crazy. | ||
| That was the thing with Jesus with me. | ||
| It's very hard. | ||
| It was always very hard to believe in Jesus. | ||
| I'm like, dude, the resurrection, that's a hard one to wrap your brain around, right? | ||
| I could believe that he existed. | ||
| I could believe that he got crucified. | ||
| A lot of people got crucified. | ||
| But the resurrection was always the thing that kept me from really believing in Jesus. | ||
| I'm like, there's no way the resurrection was real. | ||
| But even if this is real, Eddie, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? | ||
| It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man. | ||
| No, the thing is, is how... | ||
| The image got on... | ||
| The people that believe that it's real believe that when he was resurrected, some kind of ultraviolet radiation, some kind of burst made that image. | ||
| Oh, gotcha. | ||
| Because that image has never been on any other shroud. | ||
| People get buried in shrouds all the time. | ||
| There's never an image like that. | ||
| Pretty crazy. | ||
| And the crazy thing is the blood, there's no image under the blood. | ||
| So the blood was there first, and then the image is after. | ||
| It's crazy shit. | ||
| Dude, I'm like, I went deep down a rabbit hole all week just watching the skeptics, the scientists, particle physicists. | ||
| They have no idea how the fuck that image got on the front and back? | ||
| The back of them, too? | ||
| It's pretty weird. | ||
| Did you see the thing? | ||
| It's crazy, dude. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Apparently there's some structures underneath the pyramids they just found. | ||
| Yeah, we were talking about that the other day. | ||
| How have they not looked at that before? | ||
| Well, what the fuck? | ||
| They don't know whether or not that's legit or whether these guys are jumping to conclusions. | ||
| A lot of people are calling bullshit and saying they jumped to conclusions. | ||
| A lot of people are saying that it really, you can't tell from those images, like what they drew in the 3D image where they drew everything and made a model of it. | ||
| They're doing a lot of guessing. | ||
| So they're going to do more testing, though. | ||
| There's definitely something under there. | ||
| Something is under there. | ||
| Something's under there, and it's massive. | ||
| And if these guys are correct that it goes down two kilometers, help me explain that. | ||
| Explain that with any conventional wisdom. | ||
| That's more than a mile into the Earth. | ||
| That's fucking nuts. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Who did that and what was the purpose of it? | ||
| Because there's a guy named Christopher Dunn that thinks that the entire Giza pyramid, the big one, the Great Pyramid, was a power plant. | ||
| And he has this whole schematic that he mapped out. | ||
| Like, this is how you would generate hydrogen. | ||
| You would have something underneath the surface, underneath the ground, that was causing a vibration, a pounding. | ||
| And then this reverberation, this vibration would go through the entire building because it was all made out of limestone. | ||
| And then they had these channels, these paths, that they would fill with chemicals. | ||
| And they would go into what's called the king's chamber. | ||
| and this porous limestone that would allow the chemicals to leap through, to leach through and that would create hydrogen. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I'm doing, I'm butchering it. | ||
| I'm sorry, Mr. Dunn. | ||
| But if you listen to his take on it, and he's an engineer, he explains why the pathways and everything, this is exactly how you would do it if it was some sort of a power plant. | ||
| But whatever it is, it's like, I don't think that it's a tomb. | ||
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Remember your bit where you said... | |
| I bet people used to be really smart, but the dumb people just outfucked the smart people. | ||
| Pen the one at a staggering pace. | ||
| Remember that shit? | ||
| Man, I mean, the pyramids, for sure, are a mystery. | ||
| Like, how the fuck do they build those? | ||
| And now, finding out what's underneath them, like, fuck, who knows? | ||
| Gobekli Tepli. | ||
| There's all these mysterious architecture everywhere. | ||
| But it's... | ||
| Everywhere. Everywhere. | ||
| Everywhere. Every city. | ||
| Like, these cathedrals. | ||
| Like, think about it. | ||
| Power tools were invented in the 1890s. | ||
| And they're talking about these insane cathedrals all over the world. | ||
| Carved out of stone. | ||
| With no power tools? | ||
| Right. How the fuck did they build? | ||
| Have you ever seen that one in India? | ||
| There's a few of them in India, but there's one that's all carved out of stone. | ||
| They didn't bring any rocks there. | ||
| They don't know where the stone went. | ||
| It's all insanely intricate and carved out of stone and fucking massive. | ||
| And they're everywhere, dude. | ||
| South America, Asia, China. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Bro, they carved that out of solid stone. | ||
| They might have just been bored as fuck, though. | ||
| Look how tiny the people are down there. | ||
| There's not shit to do better than that. | ||
| Bro, do you know how long that would take? | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, hundreds of years, they don't have shit to do. | ||
| Look how spectacular the craftsmanship is. | ||
| Spectacular. And no one knows how old that is. | ||
| It's like, take a guess. | ||
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So, back to your bit. | |
| People used to... | ||
| It's probably accurate. | ||
| Oh, Molly McCann's getting choked. | ||
| Shit. She needs to win bad. | ||
| Dude, have you heard... | ||
| Oh, she's getting choked. | ||
| Yeah, she's getting choked. | ||
| Well, the hands aren't locked yet. | ||
| She has a two-on-one on the support. | ||
| Right. She keeps turning. | ||
| She's got a good grip on that shoulder cap, though. | ||
| Yeah. Oh, now she's fucked. | ||
| Now she's fucked. | ||
| She looks fucked. | ||
| Now she's fucked. | ||
| She's out of it. | ||
| She's out of it. | ||
| Oh! But it wasn't good that she had her hand underneath the jaw that easily. | ||
| She only got 40 seconds. | ||
| Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering and she's getting beat up. | ||
| Well, she's so tough. | ||
| She's so tough and she's such a gamer. | ||
| It's just not enough. | ||
| Oh, that's deep. | ||
| Oh, that's deep. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's over. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| She's lost, what, four out of five now? | ||
| Yeah, if that proves to be true and there really are these massive structures underneath the pyramid, they've got to change everything. | ||
| Dude, there's past civilizations that were super highly advanced. | ||
| There's got to be. | ||
| You know what I have a hard time getting into, but every now and then I'll dive into it. | ||
| Giants. Giants too, dude. | ||
| Giants. That's another one. | ||
| There's a lot of them moving all that shit. | ||
| Well, I don't know about that because I think you need a lot more than giants to move those fucking stones. | ||
| You need some kind of crazy technology because giants don't explain the engineering. | ||
| It doesn't explain the precision that was involved. | ||
| Whatever they did, they were moving 80-ton stones from 500 miles away and through the mountains and there's no roads and no one knows how they did it. | ||
| There's no explanation. | ||
| Did your Instagram algorithm fuck you up with the... | ||
| The giant AI videos. | ||
| Oh yeah, I saw those. | ||
| Giant guys. | ||
| Huge, 70-foot dudes carrying giant stones, like jacked, shredded. | ||
| There's a lot of reports throughout the ages of giant human beings. | ||
| Look, what's a giant? | ||
| Nine feet tall, ten feet tall. | ||
| That's a fucking giant. | ||
| Like a race of nine foot, ten feet tall people, and there's all these stories about bones that were giant bones that got transported to the Smithsonian, but they covered it up. | ||
| And I assume they don't live long because they're They're so big, so they probably just eventually fell off. | ||
| I think Robert Wadlow was 8'11". | ||
| He's on record the tallest. | ||
| Right. He had a serious disease. | ||
| Now, imagine a foot taller than that guy, jacked, but just a different kind of human being. | ||
| Bro. Have you heard of the little season that's in the Bible? | ||
| They talk about the little season. | ||
| No. Let me get a Coke. | ||
| Well, in the Bible, it talks about... | ||
| He didn't get you a Coke, huh? | ||
| I asked you when you were leaving to get a Coke. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| Does anyone want any of you? | ||
| No, I'm good. | ||
| In the Bible, apparently, you know... | ||
| Your average Christian thinks tribulation is coming, right? | ||
| Jesus is going to eventually come, right? | ||
| Tribulation, we're going to be judged, right? | ||
| And then there's going to be a 1,000 year millennial where Jesus returns and rules for 1,000 years and all the resurrected apostles are going to be kings and they're going to rule this realm that we're in. | ||
| That's what the tribulation, Jesus returns, 1,000 year millennial. | ||
| This is in the Bible. | ||
| And then after the 1,000 years, and then during those 1,000 years, There's a guy named Paul Stobbs I had on my podcast. | ||
| He told me all about this. | ||
| He's on YouTube. | ||
| Understanding Conspiracies on YouTube. | ||
| Paul Stobbs. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| He's talking about... | ||
| So that's what we're waiting for. | ||
| Jesus returned. | ||
| He rules for a thousand years. | ||
| He's the king of this earth. | ||
| And then while those thousand years are going on, Satan is chained. | ||
| To the lake of fire. | ||
| So there's no Satan. | ||
| It's just Jesus and his apostles ruling. | ||
| And then after the thousand years, this is called the little satanic season. | ||
| It's in the Bible, too. | ||
| I checked, Doc. | ||
| The little season where Jesus lets Satan go, and then Satan rules this earth, and he influences all the nations. | ||
| And it's called the little satanic season. | ||
| And the purpose of that is to test people. | ||
| There's a theory. | ||
| There's a theory that he already ruled for it. | ||
| He came back in the apostles' lifetime and ruled. | ||
| They already did that, a thousand-year millennial. | ||
| And now we're in the little season right now. | ||
| Doesn't it seem like Satan is, like... | ||
| Influencing all the nations? | ||
| Doesn't it seem like an evil world? | ||
| Well, it seems like evil has always been a part of the human race. | ||
| There's always been people committing genocide. | ||
| There's always been evil. | ||
| There's always been people that justify murder for money. | ||
| Bombings of fucking apartment buildings. | ||
| I sent them a link, like a two-minute video. | ||
| Jamie, can you play this real quick? | ||
| This guy explains. | ||
| It's really... | ||
| And then you'll see all the structures. | ||
| So that explains. | ||
| So there's a theory. | ||
| There's a theory that it explains all these structures that were built by angels. | ||
| Well, you've got to wonder when you get back to that Zachariah Sitchin stuff. | ||
| Because one of the things about this whole Anunnaki thing was that they were giants. | ||
| Yes. And the big theories are that the giants bred with human beings, which probably means some sort of genetic engineering, like taking existing primates and turning them into human beings. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah. | ||
| I mean, those are the most fun. | ||
| Those are the most fun. | ||
| The idea that we're visited by an alien, an alien race, and this alien race is far superior, and that they used us as slaves to mine for gold. | ||
| Those are the most fun theories. | ||
| Did you get that link? | ||
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Yes. Well, it's 22 minutes long. | |
| No, just play like two minutes. | ||
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I know. | |
| I'm trying to find a good spot. | ||
| No, right in the... | ||
| Right. It's right. | ||
| What is their mechanism supposed to be? | ||
| Start traveling through space. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Okay. So, right at one minute. | ||
| Right at like one minute. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Like one... | ||
| It's just showing videos, though. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But there's talking over it. | ||
| There's a narration over it. | ||
| Okay. So, try it now. | ||
| I'm like, Paul, why are you doing this? | ||
| Just stop. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| It's clearly like this is too much right now. | ||
| Just stop. | ||
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Yeah. You just kept... | |
| Tumbling me. | ||
| It just kept hitting. | ||
| I thoroughly loved it. | ||
| I've talked about it to 100 people. | ||
| Everybody I know, I'm like, there's a theory out there, and then I have no clue what I'm talking about. | ||
| Fast forward a little bit more. | ||
| This video is called The Little Season Theory Number One. | ||
| And the YouTube channel is Understanding Conspiracy. | ||
| It's the little season theory number one. | ||
| It's just so good. | ||
| He has no idea what he's talking about, though. | ||
| Just start it right there. | ||
| This is such an Eddie Bravo subject. | ||
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Today, to walk me through this... | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Okay, I'll try and cover most bases. | ||
| Sounds like Bryce Mitchell talking about it. | ||
| I'm not going to be able to thoroughly explain every single nuance today in, like, two hours. | ||
| It's just not going to happen. | ||
| What I'll try my best to do in this talk is give... | ||
| A foundational overview of most of the talking points involved around this theory, and it's a working theory. | ||
| Let's bear that in mind. | ||
| We're still figuring things out. | ||
| There's multiple options for certain sections of this theory where it could have gone, so I'll try my best to relay as much as I can. | ||
| But the basic premise to work off here is that what most modern Christians are waiting for today is the return of Jesus Christ after the Tribulation. | ||
| And we all have our eyes on the signs. | ||
| We're trying to discern the signs around us, trying to determine who the Antichrist will be, what the mark of the beast will be, all of those things. | ||
| We're kind of looking for them and waiting for those signs to happen, which will be the signs of the coming of the Son of Man in the clouds, which will be tribulation, judgment, and then, obviously, a millennial reign is what people are waiting for, and people get to live. | ||
| With Christ for a thousand years, as it says in Revelation 20. So people are pretty adamant we're living in that time. | ||
| We're living in the time just before tribulation. | ||
| It's just around the corner. | ||
| It's just about to happen. | ||
| That's what people are pretty adamant where we're at. | ||
| That's the mainstream thought of not only conspiracy Christians, but just mainstream churchianity. | ||
| That is the view of modern Christians. | ||
| We are in that time. | ||
| There've always been other views out there which say, you know, well, you know, it's a spiritual kingdom and we're living in it now, you know, and that goes on forever and ever, and there's no physical kingdom and all these type of things. | ||
| You have amillennialists who believe that type of thing. | ||
| What this theory says kind of blows it all out of the water. | ||
| It's a completely new take on the situation. | ||
| There has been a worldview called praetorism, which was created a while ago. | ||
| I think about 1600s by... | ||
| I think it was. | ||
| People say it was a Jesuit. | ||
| It may have been a Jesuit, but this theory we have today is not praetorism, classically so-called. | ||
| It's kind of something else. | ||
| And a lot of people who don't like this idea will attack praetorism and think that's what we're talking about. | ||
| Most praetorists, even they believe it's a spiritual kingdom. | ||
| We're not saying that here. | ||
| This is... | ||
| We're talking about a real, physical, tangible thousand years where Christ reigned on earth. | ||
| This theory posits it's all already happened. | ||
| We're not living in the times just before tribulation. | ||
| We're living after the thousand year reign of Christ. | ||
| He's already been on earth. | ||
| He has reigned for a thousand years on earth with his resurrected saints and the elect who survived through tribulation. | ||
| Wouldn't there be a record of that? | ||
| Doesn't it make sense that Christians would document that? | ||
| He goes over like, why? | ||
| If there was a record and we knew, then this wouldn't be a test. | ||
| There wouldn't be a reason for the little season. | ||
| The little satanic season. | ||
| He let Satan out. | ||
| He unchained him. | ||
| There's a painting of Lucifer. | ||
| And he looks just like the fucking... | ||
| Statue of Liberty. | ||
| And he's got a chain, like a shackle around his ankle with a broken chain. | ||
| And it's a famous painting of Lucifer. | ||
| And he's like this, right? | ||
| And then you look at the Statue of Liberty. | ||
| That's not a woman. | ||
| That's a dude. | ||
| And it's got a fucking shackle around its ankle with a broken chain. | ||
| Statue of Liberty has a shackle around a tackle? | ||
| With a broken chain, just like the famous... | ||
| Really? Find the painting of Lucifer. | ||
| No, no, you go find out. | ||
| Just punch in Lucifer, Statue of Liberty. | ||
| So much fun. | ||
| The Statue of Liberty is not a chick. | ||
| That's not a chick. | ||
| That's not a chick. | ||
| That's a trans dude. | ||
| I just thought you had a strong jaw. | ||
| Strong jaw and some... | ||
| Nose. You know, some boobs. | ||
| Man boobs. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| That's a painting of Lucifer. | ||
| Whoa. Damn. | ||
| And you think that's a chick? | ||
| It could be France just trolling us, though. | ||
| Look at the chain. | ||
| He's got a... | ||
| Damn, Lucifer's dick is gone. | ||
| He's got the Harvey Weinstein. | ||
| Go to the... | ||
| There's a chain. | ||
| Look at it right there. | ||
| Whoa! Wow. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's the foot of the Statue of Liberty. | ||
| Broken chain with a shackle. | ||
| But Jesus... | ||
| I mean, Satan has two arms up in there. | ||
| Yeah. It's mean. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| This is just crazy conspiracy. | ||
| The chain is really identical. | ||
| It's basically the Elon Musk. | ||
| My heart goes out to you. | ||
| Yo, yo, yo. | ||
| I'm going to say this. | ||
| Dude, Jesus is Lord. | ||
| That is going to be still framed somewhere on that. | ||
| I'm all in, dude. | ||
| I'm all in. | ||
| I'm all in with all this. | ||
| With the shroud of turn, I'm all in, man. | ||
| Christ is king. | ||
| I'll put conveniently crop the image to make a false point. | ||
| Oh, in that image. | ||
| Yeah. And that right there. | ||
| They look pretty fucking similar. | ||
| Eh. No? | ||
| Eh, two arms, one arm. | ||
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Look at the chin! | |
| A dude with an arm up in the air. | ||
| I mean, they modeled it off of something. | ||
| They didn't just create it out of thin air usually, too. | ||
| You think that's a chick? | ||
| No. No chicks have a big-ass bicep before. | ||
| The Statue of Liberty, the arm is huge. | ||
| Look at that forearm. | ||
| That's a jacked forearm. | ||
| Look at the fucking hands. | ||
| Yeah, it's a dude's hand, a dude's arm, a dude's face. | ||
| Dude's nose. | ||
| Dude's nose. | ||
| Yeah. Statue of Liberty doesn't look like a guy. | ||
| But it does look like it kind of has boobs. | ||
| And he's holding up a torch. | ||
| A torch. | ||
| Lucifer, that's the god of... | ||
| Is there boobs in the Statue of Liberty? | ||
| Like legit boobs? | ||
| Get a full view of the Statue of Liberty. | ||
| She's cheeked up. | ||
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Did they give her some implants later in the day? | |
| On a Thursday afternoon. | ||
| Did they pump out the copper? | ||
| Did they get under the copper and heat it up and push it out a little bit? | ||
| Yeah, I've never seen it close up, man. | ||
| I've never seen the boobs. | ||
| That thing does look trans now that we look at it. | ||
| Now that we look at it. | ||
| France is like, ah! | ||
| It could be a key in a Tesla. | ||
| It could be a key in a Tesla right now. | ||
| Okay, so here's the full image of it. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't look like it has boobs. | ||
| That does not look like... | ||
| Well, that right one looks like a little bit of a tit. | ||
| That looks like a tit. | ||
| Could be gyno, though. | ||
| Could be gyno. | ||
| Could be gyno. | ||
| Ancient steroids. | ||
| No chick, man. | ||
| Goddamn, Eddie, why you fucked that up for me? | ||
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I don't know, man. | |
| Pretty crazy. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I've been going down rabbit holes. | ||
| France wanted the Statue of Liberty back. | ||
| Yeah. That looks like a chick. | ||
| He said, give it back to us. | ||
| You guys are bad. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| And then the lady who's a White House press secretary is like... | ||
| You're lucky we're not speaking. | ||
| You guys would be speaking German if it wasn't for the United States. | ||
| Yeah, that press secretary is a savage, huh? | ||
| Every day you wake up, it's like, what now? | ||
| But we needed France to beat them in World War I. That's a fact, too. | ||
| France lost, like, some insane percentage of their population in World War I. I think they lost 25% of their male population, their 18 to 25, or 18 to 30 male population in World War I, and another 25% in World War II. | ||
| They paid heavy. | ||
| No one paid a heftier price than Russia. | ||
| No one talks about it. | ||
| They don't teach that in schools. | ||
| Russia got fucked up. | ||
| They lost 20 plus million. | ||
| Yeah. I mean, Russia's been through so much. | ||
| Just the amount of people that got starved by Stalin. | ||
| France provided crucial aid to the American colonists during the Revolutionary War, including military support, financial assistance, and naval power, ultimately contributing significantly to American victory and independence. | ||
| Yeah, they've helped us through everything. | ||
| Yeah. So. | ||
| I think it's stupid that we hate France. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| I think it's stupid that we hate Canada, too. | ||
| I don't get that either. | ||
| Canada needs to get their shit together, though. | ||
| Yeah, they have terrible government, but the Canadian people are awesome. | ||
| Yeah, Canadians are awesome. | ||
| Yeah, but the new guy is more of the same. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| And then they have to have a vote. | ||
| And when they have a vote, then that Pierre Polivet guy... | ||
| Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what? | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| When is that vote? | ||
| He's a conservative. | ||
| They don't have the same thing over here. | ||
| It's November 4th. | ||
| With them, they get to decide when there's going to be a vote. | ||
| When they've had another vote? | ||
| They'll call it in three weeks. | ||
| Three weeks, they're going to have a vote. | ||
| I don't even know when or how. | ||
| I don't know how their system works up there. | ||
| They got a squirrely system up there. | ||
| And they just keep losing rights left and right. | ||
| I mean, what they did during the whole trucker convoy thing was nuts. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| Crazy. Like, full-on communist bullshit. | ||
| There's people still in jail. | ||
| Well, there's people that lost their bank account that only donated to the truckers. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| They froze their money. | ||
| That was kind of the start of, like, them stopping all the crazy shit. | ||
| Well, it's kind of a lot of people woke up. | ||
| The protests? | ||
| Yeah. Once the truckers did that and they started shutting bank accounts down. | ||
| You're fucking with real dudes. | ||
| Across all of North America, they were like, okay, maybe we should kind of take it easy. | ||
| Yeah, truckers are real dudes. | ||
| They're like, hold up. | ||
| Yeah. Hold the fuck up. | ||
| A lot of dudes who woke the fuck up because of that. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| Yeah. Because they're so polite up there. | ||
| They're so nice and polite in Canada. | ||
| Till they're not. | ||
| Till they're not. | ||
| But it's easy to kind of get them thinking, this is the right thing to do. | ||
| Eh? Yeah. | ||
| You know, and then the next thing you know. | ||
| Have you seen the DMT red laser light thing? | ||
| I've heard about that. | ||
| Yo! I heard it's nuts. | ||
| Have you done it? | ||
| No, but I've seen a bunch of videos on it. | ||
| Apparently, if you do DMT and you shoot a red laser, I sent Jamie a video. | ||
| If you shoot a red laser, you see the matrix. | ||
| You see code. | ||
| Yeah. And everybody sees the same shit. | ||
| Really? Not only that, but if you get above the laser and you look down, you see layers of code. | ||
| Yes. Yes, check this out. | ||
| Chase Hughes, I just saw a video of him saying he saw it too. | ||
| Yeah, this is on Chase Hughes. | ||
| Is he a famous scientist or something? | ||
| No, he was just on the podcast though. | ||
| This guy was? | ||
| Yeah, he's a mind control expert that explains psyops and how they... | ||
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I've seen it on Instagram and I heard you and Danny talking about it, so you've done it. | |
| Yeah, I saw it on Instagram and... | ||
| Flew Danny to my house right away. | ||
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Like, break this down for people because it got shared amongst my group. | |
| And it's like, what the fuck? | ||
| Exactly. And that's the only question you're still going to have after you see it. | ||
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It doesn't answer any questions. | |
| It just invites a lot more. | ||
| Yeah. Nothing else. | ||
| There's code. | ||
| Absolutely. There is code. | ||
| So the code's not like spinning there. | ||
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It's like it's literally they kind of written out static. | |
| It's static. | ||
| I can move the laser up and down and see all of the letters. | ||
| But it's like three-dimensional, so I can get close to the wall. | ||
| I can look down inside of the laser that way, and I can look up in the laser that way. | ||
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What's your best guess at explaining that? | |
| I would be a fool. | ||
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Okay. We can just leave it at that. | |
| Can't somebody write the code down? | ||
| It's a universal consciousness that we're projecting. | ||
| They just discovered this. | ||
| Well, I bet some eggheads probably are right. | ||
| I know the guy who discovered it, man. | ||
| Really? I don't know him personally, but Brandon McCaffron, one of my black belts, he knows him personally. | ||
| He goes, dude, if you ever wanted to do your podcast, I could make, you know, I'm like, hell yeah. | ||
| Let's pay attention to this fight. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| That was seeing the Matrix when you're on DMT with a red laser. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Any laser? | ||
| It's like a red laser. | ||
| There's a bunch of videos on YouTube. | ||
| Is it like a specific laser? | ||
| What if you do with a green laser? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know, but there's video of a bunch of people. | ||
| That's just one dude. | ||
| That's like the most... | ||
| All the other guys are like stoner dudes. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I wanted to show this dude. | ||
| He seemed to have a little more intelligence a little bit. | ||
| Or a little believability. | ||
| But everybody sees the same shit. | ||
| They see the fucking Matrix. | ||
| The numbers, the code. | ||
| Isn't that fucking life-changing? | ||
| You saw that Tom Campbell interview that I did, right? | ||
| Yeah, I loved that one. | ||
| That was one of my favorite ones. | ||
| That one's nuts. | ||
| Yeah. That one's nuts. | ||
| When he's explaining to you that consciousness creates reality. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I never really took the simulation theory seriously, but... | ||
| You know, I've always believed, like, Jesus is a new thing for me. | ||
| Like, the Shroud of Turin, I'm all in now with the Shroud of Turin. | ||
| But before that, I was like, I don't know about Jesus, maybe, but I believe in God, and I believe in a creator. | ||
| Like, whoever created this shit is God. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Right? And there must be code on how God created this. | ||
| Yeah. So that, you know, I think science, like the simulation guys, they're finding what God created. | ||
| Like, who else could? | ||
| Put this simulation together, but a god. | ||
| Who else? | ||
| Here's the craziest theory. | ||
| You know, AI is about to become sentient, and then they're going to do quantum computers with AI. | ||
| What if that's how Jesus comes back? | ||
| What if Jesus re-emerges as a created consciousness? | ||
| And he's on an app. | ||
| By that time, he'd probably be able to communicate to your fucking head. | ||
| I mean, they've already figured out how to put signals into people's heads, put voices in people's heads. | ||
| They can literally have things, say things to you, or you hear voices in your head. | ||
| They have that technology. | ||
| And if quantum computing gets attached to AI, and then it figures out how to make better versions of itself, what does that mean? | ||
| But isn't that similar to MKUltra, what we're doing to compromise people? | ||
| Well, that's different. | ||
| How's it different though? | ||
| Because MKUltra, they were just trying to manipulate people with acid and they were doing all sorts of different psychedelic drugs and doing it on people without them knowing. | ||
| To get them to think crazy shit though, right? | ||
| But also trying to get them to manipulate them so they can get them to do things like try to kill the president or something like that. | ||
| Which they still do. | ||
| Yeah, they have to still do. | ||
| There's no way they stop doing that. | ||
| And I guarantee, if you could, if there is a conspiracy theory about that kid in Pennsylvania that tried to kill Trump, oh, went to the ground. | ||
| Gunner got him down. | ||
| Kevin's lost four. | ||
| I was last five. | ||
| He really needs this. | ||
| Put a triangle on him. | ||
| Kevin is a black belt, but not Gunner Nelson black belt. | ||
| Gunner Nelson's so legit. | ||
| Yeah. If he can get you scrambling on the ground, Kevin's in trouble. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Dude. Damn, if he opens his legs, he's got to put a grip together around that arm, right there. | ||
| If he put a grip around the arm, it... | ||
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Oh! Oh my god, he's hanging on that arm. | |
| That can't be good for the shoulder. | ||
| It's over now. | ||
| He's not going to be able to hold on. | ||
| All he had to do was just grip, S-grip, under the armpit, and that was a wrap. | ||
| This is a tiring position, though, for Gunnar. | ||
| He's holding his entire body. | ||
| It's tiring for Kevin, too, though. | ||
| His legs are gassing out here, for sure. | ||
| And now he's out. | ||
| Gunnar's a weird one because he's not active. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, he doesn't fight a ton. | ||
| He's busy with his gym. | ||
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Oh, look at that another time. | |
| Three years ago, I think, Joe. | ||
| It might be two, but maybe three. | ||
| It's going to be tough to smack Gunnar. | ||
| Yeah, he's getting in there. | ||
| Yeah, Gunnar's not scared to get in there. | ||
| No, he's not scared. | ||
| And eventually you're going to get tired. | ||
| Who gave Kevin Hall on his black belt? | ||
| Travis Luter. | ||
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Travis Luter. | |
| Oh, shit, okay. | ||
| Yeah, he's a Texas boy. | ||
| Fort Worth fight was two years ago. | ||
| Two years ago. | ||
| Almost, exactly. | ||
| How old is he now, Gunnar? | ||
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He's got to be 36. Yeah. | |
| He was so good when he was at the top of his game, his jiu-jitsu was off the charts. | ||
| Yeah, considered one of the best jiu-jitsu players. | ||
| Beat Jeff Munson. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| I forgot that one. | ||
| Munson was fucking huge. | ||
| Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders. | ||
| He's just not active enough. | ||
| And his striking is just not the same level as the elite guys. | ||
| Although he does have a good style, that sort of karate. | ||
| His style's cool. | ||
| Robert Whittaker type style. | ||
| I think he just got busy. | ||
| Like, he has his school. | ||
| It's like in the side of a fucking mountain. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Yeah. In Iceland. | ||
| He's an interesting dude, man. | ||
| Yeah. Super talented. | ||
| Remember, he was part of Conor's camp for a while there. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah. Oh, shit. | ||
| Can opener. | ||
| Old school. | ||
| I have always liked Gunnar Nilsson. | ||
| Yeah, this is... | ||
| Big Thor told me he rolled with Gunnar. | ||
| I know he's rolled with you, Gorn. | ||
| He said he got absolutely destroyed. | ||
| He said he rolled with Gunnar, and he couldn't understand it. | ||
| He was like, I understand Gorn because he's so big. | ||
| He's like, then I rolled with Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| He fucked me up, too. | ||
| I watched a video of it the other day. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| There's a video of Gunnar? | ||
| I mean, Thor just has no grappling experience. | ||
| Zero. Zero. | ||
| Who's Thor? | ||
| The Mountain. | ||
| The Mountain from Game of Thrones. | ||
| The giant dude. | ||
| He's like 6'9". | ||
| You know who's competing in jiu-jitsu now is that guy Martins. | ||
| Oh, Martins? | ||
| Yeah, Martins. | ||
| He did that one... | ||
| When I rolled with Thor, he was also there. | ||
| And he wrestled in high school, so he was a little bit more with it. | ||
| Better base. | ||
| He's been training jiu-jitsu and competed. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| He just won his first tournament. | ||
| Good for him. | ||
| He's made a handful for him. | ||
| Imagine if Brian Shaw started getting into jiu-jitsu. | ||
| I taught him a private when he came here. | ||
| That was interesting. | ||
| What the fuck, dude? | ||
| That's a giant. | ||
| Yeah, he's a giant. | ||
| I made him drill Big Dan. | ||
| I was like, I'm not touching either one of you. | ||
| That's a good way to get hurt. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Oh, we lost it. | ||
| Scrambled. It's really greasy. | ||
| Got slippery. | ||
| Got slippery. | ||
| Kevin has that X factor. | ||
| Oh, nice knee to the body. | ||
| That was a nice knee by Kevin. | ||
| That hurt. | ||
| This pace. | ||
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Oh, we dropped him. | |
| It's over. | ||
| Six seconds to go. | ||
| He got some. | ||
| He got some. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| Two, one. | ||
| And... Let it go. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| That was a big punch. | ||
| Oh, the haymaker at the end. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Gunnar's fucked up. | ||
| Damn, they let it go. | ||
| Oh, look at him. | ||
| He's wobbly. | ||
| Super fucked up. | ||
| He's wobbly. | ||
| They're not gonna stop it. | ||
| Oh, it's gonna start on the feet. | ||
| Gunnar's in trouble. | ||
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Gunnar's in trouble. | |
| Yeah. Yeah, he's in trouble. | ||
| Good for Kevin. | ||
| He needs a win, man. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| It's been a while. | ||
| He just fights so often. | ||
| No one's more active than Kevin. | ||
| But this is 170, finally. | ||
| What's his losing streak? | ||
| Two? Lost four out of his last five. | ||
| I think he's lost three in a row. | ||
| The thing is, like, he's so much better at 70. I know he doesn't like the weight cut, but it's 70. He's so much better at 70. He's so tall and long and dangerous. | ||
| Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back. | ||
| Joaquin Buckley. | ||
| Yeah, Joaquin Buckley. | ||
| Two in a row. | ||
| He lost two in a row? | ||
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Yeah, three out of four. | |
| Hamza, and who else? | ||
| All four out of five. | ||
| Oh, Rene DeRitter. | ||
| He lost four out of five. | ||
| Yeah. The Redder vs. | ||
| Bo is gonna be interesting. | ||
| Fuck yeah, it is. | ||
| Bo better fucking wrestle, dude. | ||
| I'm gonna freak the fuck out. | ||
| Yeah. I was so impressed with what that guy did to Holland. | ||
| I was like, that's impressive. | ||
| Because he just manhandled him. | ||
| Yeah. Manhandled him. | ||
| His grappling is good. | ||
| He can't get it. | ||
| I'd train with him. | ||
| RDR, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. Gunnar looks like he's still in a little bit of trouble. | ||
| Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. | ||
| Like, he's no punk. | ||
| If Bo Nickel gives this bad striking, I'm gonna freak the fuck out. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Kevin Holland's fought seven times since Gunnar Nelson's last fight. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Oh, uppercut. | ||
| He got him with that uppercut. | ||
| He also had a good grappling matchup. | ||
| Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland. | ||
| He also went against Cade in one championship. | ||
| Just straight grappling. | ||
| Who did? | ||
| How'd that go? | ||
| He got submitted, I think. | ||
| If Gunnar lost, I don't know if he got submitted. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| I didn't see that one. | ||
| Gunnar is not able to take Kevin down this round. | ||
| He's going to be in trouble. | ||
| And also, you've got to think, Kevin Holland's hungry right now. | ||
| Because he still wants to be a champion. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough. | ||
| At 70, though, he could do it. | ||
| He could do it at 70. He's just got to be super focused and stay at 70. This hopping up and down and getting losses at 85 against DeRitter's like 220. | ||
| But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys. | ||
| It's just tough to be that active. | ||
| Right. And be a top guy. | ||
| He fought Koms at an 85? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| On like a three-hour notice. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That was when Nate Diaz and him were supposed to fight, but Hamzat came in eight pounds heavy, and Kevin Holland stepped up and said, I'll take it. | ||
| And Hamzat just fucking... | ||
| And Kevin was supposed to fight D-Rod, remember? | ||
| Yep. Which is a great fight. | ||
| Gunners are trying real hard for this takedown, man. | ||
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Burning off a lot of fuel. | |
| Almost has it. | ||
| Almost has it. | ||
| If he would have kept stepping inside, he would have done it if he cut a circle a little bit better. | ||
| He's got to be fatigued right now. | ||
| You know, two plus minutes into the second and got beat up at the end of the first, which takes a lot out of you. | ||
| That's such a big factor. | ||
| You know, you think about perceived skills. | ||
| Oh, come on, Gunnar. | ||
| You think about perceived skills versus current level after a guy gets rocked. | ||
| You know, you think he's still the same guy that he was early in the fight, but when you get rocked, man. | ||
| Oh, bro, you're out of it. | ||
| Yeah. Well, look at Makachev and Olivera. | ||
| Like, he clipped him and then, like, immediately passed his guard and finished him. | ||
| Yep. Yep. | ||
| Or even Ankalaev and Pereira. | ||
| Second round, he gets rocked. | ||
| And then he's kind of not the same after that. | ||
| Trigger shy, yeah. | ||
| Much more defensive after that. | ||
| Forgot the game plan a little bit. | ||
| Kept his back to the cage. | ||
| Bro, I saw a good breakdown of Ankalaev's stand-up against Pereira. | ||
| It was very high level. | ||
| Super impressive. | ||
| Especially taking away the front hand. | ||
| He's doing this circular motion with his hand and taking away angles. | ||
| Apparently they run that rematch back. | ||
| Oh, we got him down. | ||
| Almost. Nice. | ||
| They're gonna run it back, I'm sure. | ||
| They have to. | ||
| That's the big fight in that division. | ||
| And if Pereira can come in healthy, he's... | ||
| Oh! Oh, we got him down. | ||
| But he's another one. | ||
| He's too active. | ||
| Too active. | ||
| But he's smart, too, because he's 36, 37. He's like, I gotta go, man. | ||
| I gotta make it as much money as possible. | ||
| He's done that. | ||
| He's become an all-time great in, you know, three years, which is crazy. | ||
| You give 10-8 first round? | ||
| Gotta be 10-8, right? | ||
| That's hard to say because Gunnar had him down for a while. | ||
| Yeah. You know, I mean... | ||
| He had him in Omoplata, too. | ||
| He did rock him at the end. | ||
| Yeah, I count those. | ||
| And unfortunately, they don't count. | ||
| Like, near submissions. | ||
| I think near submissions are big. | ||
| I'm with you, Eddie. | ||
| If they're close, it should be 10-8. | ||
| Like Oliveira versus Armand Sarukian. | ||
| I feel like Oliveira almost had him a couple times. | ||
| And what? | ||
| What did he have? | ||
| A Darce? | ||
| A Darce guillotine? | ||
| If it's cinched up, if you have something cinched up... | ||
| That's a lot. | ||
| The shame about that fight... | ||
| Even a triangle. | ||
| Yes. That's so close. | ||
| That fight should have been five rounds. | ||
| That's five rounds, Charles probably wins that. | ||
| Yeah, I think so too. | ||
| Maybe. I mean, who knows? | ||
| Who knows, but he would have a better chance. | ||
| But if you count near submissions as... | ||
| Like, much more points. | ||
| You get no credit. | ||
| You don't get credit like you do if you rock a guy. | ||
| But it is. | ||
| You're close to finishing a fight. | ||
| But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns. | ||
| 12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. | ||
| The guy attempted 12 takedowns. | ||
| You couldn't do it. | ||
| That guy gets no points. | ||
| Who should get credit? | ||
| The guy defend the takedown. | ||
| No! You don't get credit. | ||
| You get credit for, like, not getting hit? | ||
| Well, you get a little bit. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| I don't think you should get credit for defense. | ||
| The big credit is the submission attempts. | ||
| Yeah, but offense. | ||
| You get points for offense, not defense. | ||
| He's going to it again. | ||
| Can you imagine you get points for escaping an arm bar? | ||
| Like, that would be retarded. | ||
| That'd be dope. | ||
| See, this is interesting, right? | ||
| Because Kevin was doing a lot of damage at the end of the first, but a lot of it was on the back. | ||
| And then here you got Gunnar, takes him down. | ||
| After unsuccessfully taking him down for like three minutes, and he's doing something. | ||
| He's on top. | ||
| Oh, he won this round. | ||
| Right. But nothing's happening. | ||
| Did he get it, really? | ||
| Yeah. You get a takedown? | ||
| Yeah, that wins the round. | ||
| But you know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, nothing's happening. | ||
| He's not getting any damage. | ||
| Kevin didn't do anything. | ||
| True. Yeah. | ||
| So in that situation, nothing happened. | ||
| He took him down. | ||
| You give it to Gunner, for sure. | ||
| 100%. Yeah. | ||
| But it's not as good as like a guy rocking you. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Right. Exactly. | ||
| There's a difference. | ||
| I feel like the whole scoring system is fucked. | ||
| Both those rounds are not 10-9s. | ||
| The second round's a 10-9. | ||
| First round, how is that a 10-9? | ||
| He almost knocked him out. | ||
| He barely survived. | ||
| They could have stopped him right at the end. | ||
| He got saved by the bell. | ||
| How is that not a 10-8? | ||
| When a guy gets dropped, it's automatically a 10-8. | ||
| Yes. The guy's in trouble, 10-8. | ||
| I think that's a good move. | ||
| When a guy gets dropped. | ||
| But then you've got fights where a guy gets dropped and gets up and drops the other guy. | ||
| And it evens out. | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
| I think even rounds are okay. | ||
| I think they need a more comprehensive scoring system. | ||
| I think the whole 10-9 is crazy because we just took it from boxing. | ||
| And we're like, okay, that's an established point system for fighting. | ||
| But you're using it with something that has all these different elements. | ||
| Takedown, submission, octagon control. | ||
| There's so many more factors in an MMA fight. | ||
| And you've got to look at the people scoring it. | ||
| These judges, half of them don't know what the fuck they're looking at. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| Moreno and Ursaig. | ||
| That Ursaig guy almost beat Pantoso. | ||
| We're doing EBI in Mexico City the next day. | ||
| So that's Saturday. | ||
| Next day, EBI 23, the featherweights with strikes. | ||
| We're bringing back strikes in EBI. | ||
| Ooh. Hell yeah. | ||
| Strikes or combat jiu-jitsu? | ||
| There's enough sub only. | ||
| Combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| So slaps. | ||
| Yeah, combat jiu-jitsu. | ||
| It was born in EBI. | ||
| Can you punch the body? | ||
| You could strike to the body. | ||
| You could strike anywhere. | ||
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Punch. Not punch, strike, open hand, everywhere. | |
| Yeah. That's next Sunday on UFC Fight Pass. | ||
| Are guys practicing their body strikes? | ||
| Are they, like, working on that? | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| They should. | ||
| Kevin's so dangerous. | ||
| He's hitting him with hard body shots, man. | ||
| Oh, elbow over the top. | ||
| Oh, knee. | ||
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Good knee. | |
| Kevin's got to go for broke. | ||
| Because he probably won the first round. | ||
| I think he won the first round for sure. | ||
| Second round, no. | ||
| So this is it. | ||
| And Kevin needs to win. | ||
| He's landing some uppercuts. | ||
| Oh, Gunnar's in deep. | ||
| Gunnar's in deep. | ||
| Oh, he's out of it. | ||
| Isn't his hands locked anymore on the buddy? | ||
| Oh, he got him. | ||
|
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He got him. | |
| He got him. | ||
| Full mount. | ||
| Full mount. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Kevin's in trouble. | ||
| Gunnar's in full mount. | ||
| Third round. | ||
| Grapevine in the legs. | ||
| He rushed in the back take in the first round, though. | ||
| He should take his time from here. | ||
| Yep. But he's got time. | ||
| Take his feet off the cage. | ||
| The fact that he's not digging for underhooks right now is kind of scary. | ||
| Well, he should have took his feet off the cage. | ||
| Like, why won't you immediately go for the underhook? | ||
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Yeah. What was your plan in the mound? | |
| Underhooks had at least take his feet off the cage. | ||
| That's what got him out. | ||
| You're not supposed to dig your toes in the face. | ||
| Gordon, if you were in the mount right there, you would immediately grab the underhook and underjack to like an arm triangle, right? | ||
| Yeah, underhook. | ||
| Well, the first thing is to circle his feet off the cage. | ||
| You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon? | ||
| Yes. Because the bridge off the cage gives you immensely... | ||
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Correct. Totally, but besides that, underhook, underjack, arm triangle, right? | |
| Oh, damn. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| He's going to knock him out with that. | ||
| Those are good. | ||
| He should really... | ||
| Knocked Jacare out from the bottom. | ||
| Yep. From guard. | ||
| How about Henzo on Oleg Taras? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Remember that shit? | |
| That was the first time we saw an effective upkick. | ||
| Yeah, and then Jerry Bolander on... | ||
| He's going to pass him here. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Jacare Mousasi. | ||
| Or Fabio Jurgel. | ||
| He's passing him. | ||
| He's got the back. | ||
| He's got one hook. | ||
| I think there's probably like 10 up... | ||
| Oh, there it is. | ||
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Oh, there it is. | |
| Arm triangle. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| He's got to get his right knee across to Kevin's left hip. | ||
| He's got to mount him. | ||
| He's got to get his left knee across to his left hip. | ||
| He's got to pass the guard. | ||
| Can he not apply enough pressure in half guard? | ||
| It's hard from half guard. | ||
| It depends if he has a good lockdown or not. | ||
| If he had a good lockdown, he would survive. | ||
| But he's just got to... | ||
| Why he's not passing the guard here, I'm not sure. | ||
| It's also hard for him to dismount from here because the cage is in the way. | ||
| Even if he does mount him. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| Okay, so now he's gonna try to either mount him or move the side control. | ||
| But he's kind of wedged in place by the cage. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| He probably knows what's up. | ||
| He's just waiting till Kevin catches his breath. | ||
| Oh, should not take the back. | ||
| Stop! That was nice by Kevin. | ||
| That was really nice. | ||
| That's why you got a mount. | ||
| Gunnar should have switched back to a tight waist when Kevin went to roll out. | ||
| Kevin should break free here. | ||
| He should break free here and start teeing off on him. | ||
| Gunnar held on to the arm triangle too long. | ||
| He should have mounted, in my opinion. | ||
| Like, all arm triangles, in my opinion, should be in the mount. | ||
| Once you start going side control, there's too many escapes. | ||
| Escapes are too easy. | ||
| Well, you should have at least set it better for mount. | ||
| Like, it wasn't set. | ||
| Like, you should have mounted him. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Kevin's gonna come at him hard here. | ||
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Yeah, he is. | |
| He's got to. | ||
| She can't get taken down. | ||
| Oh, another knee. | ||
| Another knee. | ||
| Damn, this is gonna be a hard one to score. | ||
| Super hard to score. | ||
| I'm trying to go for a Darce. | ||
| It looks like it. | ||
| It looked like he thought about it. | ||
| Yeah, he's looking for it for sure. | ||
| Disengage, Kevin. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| Especially now. | ||
| He's got his hands locked. | ||
| And he had times to disengage, and he's got an advantage in the striking. | ||
| Huge advantage. | ||
| But also, like, so exhausted at this point in the fight. | ||
| Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. | ||
| Total strikes, Kevin, 130. | ||
| Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it. | ||
| Unless Kevin catches him, three seconds to go. | ||
| So, 10-9, 10-9, Gunner, but then 10-8 in the first round? | ||
| What, is that a draw? | ||
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Is that a draw? | |
| You do 10-9, Holland, first round. | ||
| It's going to be a draw. | ||
| 10-9. | ||
| If they gave him 10-8 for the first round. | ||
| The guy was saved by the bell. | ||
| How do you not give him a 10-8? | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| But it doesn't mean that the judges agree. | ||
| The judges are goofy. | ||
| Judges are goofy. | ||
| It all depends. | ||
| It depends. | ||
| I don't think they hand out 10-8's enough. | ||
| Do they still have Adlai Bird? | ||
| Does she still work? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| She was awesome. | ||
| She was the best. | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| What is this movie? | ||
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It's a truck commercial. | |
| For what movie? | ||
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For Ford. | |
| This is a truck? | ||
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It's a Ram. | |
| Yeah. It's a truck commercial. | ||
| Woman in the Yard. | ||
| No. It's a movie. | ||
| Only in theaters Friday. | ||
| Oh, you're looking at something different? | ||
| Yeah, I haven't said you're on a delay. | ||
| I was like, that's a truck commercial? | ||
| Oh, are you looking at ESPN Plus' different commercials? | ||
| The new Raptor coming out? | ||
| Yeah. Oh, weird. | ||
| Oh, how weird. | ||
| So there's different commercials depending on where you look? | ||
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Yeah, it's weird. | |
| They're my accounts, too. | ||
| Yeah, I have a hiring SipRecruiter ad. | ||
| So I think Jan's next. | ||
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Yes. Jan Oldberg next. | |
| So what's the guess? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Give us some volume, Jamie. | ||
| I think Gunnar takes it. | ||
| Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges. | ||
| Draw. Yeah. | ||
| Draw. Could be a draw. | ||
| Either it's a draw or Kevin Hall wins. | ||
| Gunnar split. | ||
| Oh, it's Gunnar. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Good for Kevin, man. | ||
| That's legit. | ||
| They gave him that third round. | ||
| Yeah. Damage. | ||
| He did all the damage, even though Gunnar had control of him. | ||
| He did have an arm triangle. | ||
| And he did take him down. | ||
| But Kevin definitely did more damage to him. | ||
| Almost had his back a couple times. | ||
| Yeah. True. | ||
| True. I think it should have been a draw. | ||
| It could have been a draw. | ||
| I mean, Kevin looked surprised when they announced him. | ||
| Yes. Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. Good for Kevin. | ||
| He needs it. | ||
| Yeah, he's saying I knew it could go either way. | ||
| Kevin at 170, that's his spot. | ||
| Yeah, that's his spot. | ||
| He's beat some good guys. | ||
| He's got legit championship potential. | ||
| How about a rematch with him and Joaquin Buckley at 170? | ||
| That would be crazy. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Is Joaquin Buckley the guy that did that crazy kick? | ||
| Yeah, bro, he's a monster at 170. | ||
| At 170, he's a monster. | ||
| He beat the shit out of Colby. | ||
| He's so motivated, too. | ||
| Colby Colvington? | ||
| Yeah. Kevin Holland? | ||
| No, Colby got his ass whipped by... | ||
| Joaquin. Joaquin Buckley. | ||
| Forgot about that fight. | ||
| How did that go down? | ||
| Knockout? He just beat the shit out of him. | ||
| They stopped the fight. | ||
| Defend the takedown and just beat the shit out of him. | ||
| He beat the shit out of everybody. | ||
| They stopped the fight? | ||
| Yeah. 170, he's a monster. | ||
| Colby Colvington? | ||
| Yeah, they stopped the fight. | ||
| Recently or early in his career? | ||
| Yeah, Joaquin beat his ass. | ||
| A few months ago. | ||
| Damn, I missed that. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Joachim's a real problem at 170. | ||
| He's super motivated, amazing genetics, super explosive and fast, very disciplined, gets better every fight, crazy cardio at 170. | ||
| Especially being that muscle-bound. | ||
| That muscle-bound, but it's his work ethic, man. | ||
| He's got crazy work ethic. | ||
| Did you see that video he made for Bilal? | ||
| No. He explained, like, you got what I want. | ||
| It's this whole thing, talking about his life, what he needs, taking care of his grandmother. | ||
| It was intense. | ||
| He's like, I'm coming for you, boy. | ||
| It's intense. | ||
| He's a real threat at 170. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| But I would love to see that. | ||
| Is she coming back? | ||
| No, she's done. | ||
| She got boobies now. | ||
| That's the man. | ||
| Remember when he fought Ryan Hall? | ||
| No one knew who he was. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He smashed him. | ||
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Duck. He's in a tough position. | |
| What would you say, Gordon? | ||
| Like 80%, 85% of UFC fighters aren't ready for the high, high level leg locks, right? | ||
| That's how Brian Hall came in and he would just leg lock dudes. | ||
| Yeah. Because MMA fighters aren't really... | ||
| They're not focused on it. | ||
| They're not focused on jujitsu at the high level. | ||
| But see, Ryan Hall ripped through some people with leg locks. | ||
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Even BJ! | |
| Yeah. Which is crazy. | ||
| But then he hits Topuria. | ||
| How do you say his name? | ||
| Topuria. That was the first guy like, oh shit, this guy knows how to defend leg locks. | ||
| Who is he? | ||
| Who's his coach? | ||
| He's got a... | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Famous guy. | ||
| Ilya? Yes. | ||
| He was working with... | ||
| Someone legit. | ||
| Maybe it was like Balance Studios or something. | ||
| I don't know, but that was... | ||
| Sometimes you're going to run into guys that you cannot leg lock, and when it's all greasy... | ||
| But also, you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at leg lots, and if you don't have striking, you get exposed. | ||
| That's why Ryan doesn't fight a lot. | ||
| He was well-versed in... | ||
| How do you say it again? | ||
| Teporia? Teporia. | ||
| Ryan Hall's had like nine surgeries. | ||
| Maybe more. | ||
| I think it was 23 is what I looked up. | ||
| That's nuts. | ||
| He's not that active. | ||
| I know he's turned down a lot of matchups, too. | ||
| What is he getting surgery on that's 23 times? | ||
| Is he still fighting? | ||
| He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down a bunch of fights. | ||
| 19 under general. | ||
| I like his style. | ||
| 19 under general anesthesia? | ||
| He's put out 19 times? | ||
| That can't be good for you. | ||
| You get put to sleep 19 times? | ||
| 19 general anesthesia surgeries. | ||
| Some procedures need to be redone due to complications. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Holy fuck, man. | ||
| What is his injuries? | ||
| 21 general anesthesia surgeries since that fight. | ||
| Sorry, 19, there were two prior. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| What happened to him? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| They kept having issues. | ||
| So at 21 general anesthesia surgeries, I got fallen on, tore my ACL, had to fix a plantar plate, got fallen on again, had to have a tightrope surgery on that one that Pat Mahomes and a couple other people have had. | ||
| ACL got infected. | ||
| I had a couple of septic arthritis. | ||
| Tightrope was actually allergic to the hardware they put in me somewhere, somehow. | ||
| Had to have that redone. | ||
| It's been interesting, but back on the end of it. | ||
| On the back end of it, rather. | ||
| Wow. That's crazy. | ||
| Boy. Wow. | ||
| I had no idea. | ||
| That's so many surgeries. | ||
| I thought he retired. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| How many surgeries have you had? | ||
| One. Just one? | ||
| Yeah, my LCL. | ||
| I mean, I've been injured a lot, but just one surgery. | ||
| Was that from a leg lock? | ||
| Eddie Cummings? | ||
| No. Eddie broke my ankles a bunch of times, but that was when I competed against Joao Rocha. | ||
| I was going for a leg lock entry, and he was like 270. | ||
| He jumped towards my head. | ||
| What happened to Eddie? | ||
| Dude, I don't know. | ||
| He just disappeared one day, and then apparently he was training pretty recently at Henzo's and Unity. | ||
| But he just stopped training jiu-jitsu forever, got a real job, I think. | ||
| That guy was vicious, man. | ||
| So good. | ||
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So smart. | |
| I was standing over him as he ripped through everybody with leg locks. | ||
| I'm like, God damn. | ||
| He was on some other shit. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| He was vicious. | ||
| And then you hear from his training partners that, man, he went hard, right, in the training room? | ||
| He went after legs. | ||
| He did get hard. | ||
| Yeah. It's weird when guys get that good and just stop. | ||
| After he retired, he still put out a couple videos, little short instructionals on Instagram, and this one he put out for the Z-Lock. | ||
| In my opinion, the Z-Lock, the one he showed, that's the best one. | ||
| It's not a sad story if you want to do something cool. | ||
| It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it. | ||
| If he went on to make money, he's doing well. | ||
| Depends what he's doing. | ||
| What do you think is the best leg lock? | ||
| One leg lock. | ||
| You're going to teach your students just one leg lock entry and one heel hook. | ||
| What's it going to be? | ||
| Well, insofar as... | ||
| Breaking mechanics? | ||
| No, like they say they got the breaking mechanics down, and just where the leg's going to be. | ||
| Which leg entanglement are you going to choose? | ||
| Which one's the best? | ||
| Obviously it's not DOA. | ||
| It's not outside Ashi. | ||
| And not just regular Ashi either. | ||
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That one's too basic. | |
| Backside 50-50 is pretty good. | ||
| Right when you go, because I hear from Backside 50-50 coming in from K-Guard, right? | ||
| Yeah. I hear, like, from my guys, I'm not, like, the biggest leg locker, but I pay attention to my guys, and they're saying that the entry into backside 50-50 is awesome, but you don't really generally get the tap there. | ||
| There's going to be some kind of scramble and some kind of spin. | ||
| You can, but the guy can... | ||
| High leg over. | ||
| If you trap the far leg, the secondary leg, then you can get finishes belly down with it, which is why it's a good position. | ||
| But a good guy is always going to limp leg and strip the grip, which is why I believe that probably the best position... | ||
| In terms of not having the guy come forward and crush you or hit you. | ||
| And strong, catastrophic breaking mechanics is probably Cross Ashigurami, your guys' honey hole. | ||
| So that's still the best. | ||
| Double trouble. | ||
| Yeah. So you feed the one leg across, the legs are split, so you have an Achilles lock here, and then you dig for the heel, and then you go in and lock up. | ||
| It's still the best. | ||
| But my highest percentage finish is that position, but with the leg fed on the outside for the outside heel hook. | ||
| That's like Z-Lock-ish, right? | ||
| Yeah, kind of. | ||
| Because Z-Lock is basically double trouble with the outside heel hook. | ||
| Correct. And instead of triangling your legs, stomping on the inside. | ||
| Yeah, you can go foot to foot. | ||
| Is that what you guys call it, foot to foot? | ||
| Yeah. That's huge. | ||
| That's like a game changer right there. | ||
| And that right there, just the straight ankle lock is the most powerful straight ankle lock from that position right there with it on the outside. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Oh no, the secondary leg. | ||
| Yeah. That straight ankle lock. | ||
| And the Aoki. | ||
| Yeah, Aoki's strong as well. | ||
| How crazy are Aokis? | ||
| Aokis are a lot like Dead Orchards, where the first time I seen Aoki, it's from Shinya Aoki, it seemed like he was going for just a straight ankle lock, but dude, I forget his opponent was, but his foot almost slipped out, so it looked like a straight ankle lock that he almost pulled his foot out, | ||
| but it got caught and twisted. | ||
| It gives you the rotation. | ||
| Yeah, and everyone thought, maybe not everyone, but I thought, oh, that's one of those freak things. | ||
| You don't actually plan for it or set up for it. | ||
| It just happens. | ||
| Sometimes they pull out of ankle locks. | ||
| Sometimes, like an omoplata, sometimes when they try to pull out their omoplata, it gets caught and they tap an armbar. | ||
| It's not like you set it up. | ||
| It's like a freak thing. | ||
| They try to get out, but it got caught, and then they tap. | ||
| So that's what I thought the Aoki was. | ||
| But it turns out, fuck no. | ||
| It seems like the Aoki is top two leg lock finishes. | ||
| In the grappling world today. | ||
| It's just people get, because it's so good to counter with them, correct? | ||
| Yeah, no, you get good finishes with Aoki's. | ||
| What's an Aoki? | ||
| It's an ankle lock, but when they slip their... | ||
| Their heel out, it's like you're going for an ankle lock and they almost pull out their leg, and then it turns into a heel hook. | ||
| So it's half ankle lock, half heel hook. | ||
| Huge. It's like the most powerful shit right now. | ||
| It's not mechanically as strong as a heel hook, though, because when you go for heel hooks, you're physically bridging your hip into the knee. | ||
| Yeah. Whereas with Aoki's, the knee is turned out, so you're not bridging into the knee in a way to break it. | ||
| Yeah. Whereas with an inverted heel hook, for example, you have a good, strong connection. | ||
| You have a good strong connection, but when you go to bridge, you see how he's not bridging into the hip? | ||
| Yeah. So with a heel hook, you're bridging directly into the hip. | ||
| So it's the full extension of your body into the knee, so the upper leg is pinned through the leg position, and then your gripping position is what's manipulating the foot. | ||
| And scroll down a little bit, Jamie, and look at the guy, that one on the right, the one you had, the big one on the right. | ||
| Now we can't see it on the right. | ||
| That one right there. | ||
| Can you blow that up? | ||
| The dude doing the Aoki lock, his right leg the way, I think people are calling that a shadow hook or whatever, Silverado, he's a catch wrestler, Brazilian catch wrestler, showed me that when I was a white belt. | ||
| I remember Silverado. | ||
| Remember, he used to do that. | ||
| He used to do that. | ||
| And I thought, like, ah, this is nothing. | ||
| So I never really fucked with it. | ||
| But now it's back. | ||
| Strong! Like Helena Cravar is doing this exact thing. | ||
| This is like her main move. | ||
| Silverado had a lot of Gene LaBelle stuff. | ||
| Yeah, it was a catch wrestling thing. | ||
| Yeah, he had a lot of that. | ||
| This is a great position because with the guy who's attacking his right leg, usually the guy's trying to peel it off the hip. | ||
| Yeah. So when you peel it off the hip, that butterfly hook comes in, and then normally you would throw that left leg. | ||
| Over. So now you can't step over. | ||
| You can't disengage the legs. | ||
| It's easy. | ||
| And dude putting his right leg there, if he put it, traditionally you'd put it on the hip, you could get countered with an Aoki. | ||
| So that's huge. | ||
| Like a regular Ashi, everyone's like, I got guys that just let dudes put them in Ashi so they could take that foot. | ||
| And it's a whole, it's a game changer. | ||
| And also because the right foot is on the inside position, it makes it harder for the guy in defense, the defensive guy, to push forward into you. | ||
| It makes it hard for him to come forward. | ||
| Because the Aoki, you have to push into the lock, put your foot deeper to boot it. | ||
| But the butterfly hook stops it. | ||
| The butterfly actually stops you from pushing the foot in deeper. | ||
| I think the first guy to really, really master it was the Polish guy. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| He armbarred Gary Tonin, that guy. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Matias Shizinski. | ||
| Yeah, Shizinski. | ||
| That guy. | ||
| Yeah, everyone talks about him. | ||
| I've never trained with him, but apparently he was like... | ||
| He rips through everybody. | ||
| He just been breaking everybody's shit. | ||
| Exactly. And he was doing his legs just like that. | ||
| It was the Aoki with that leg entanglement. | ||
| We were calling it the Polish Aoki. | ||
| And he's a bad motherfucker, man. | ||
| Well, it's difficult because the butterfly hook doesn't allow you to stack. | ||
| He doesn't allow you to come forward and push your foot deeper. | ||
| I'd never forget Silverado showing me that as a wipeout. | ||
| And I'm thinking, really? | ||
| Ken Shamrock puts his leg up here. | ||
| How would you do that? | ||
| I was like learning shit off Ken Shamrock. | ||
| I got into toeholds as a white belt because Ken Shamrock had this instructional where he's in jeans and no shirt. | ||
| He's all tanned and yoked. | ||
| He looked like a Chippendales guy. | ||
| And he's with some Japanese guy. | ||
| And he's going over toeholds, like standing over a guy's guard and grabbing the foot and doing a toehold. | ||
| And I'm like, whoa, what is he doing with the foot? | ||
| And I could never get on. | ||
| I've taken down one person my whole life, and that was in wrestling. | ||
| I had one wrestling takedown. | ||
| I wrestled two years, got one takedown. | ||
| Because I was afraid to break my teeth. | ||
| Everyone's missing teeth. | ||
| I didn't want to shoot. | ||
| I go, you shoot and I'll sprawl. | ||
| I'm like, you shoot and I'll sprawl. | ||
| I got a good front headlock now. | ||
| I got a good front headlock. | ||
| But I have zero takedowns. | ||
| Unless... It's a dude that doesn't wrestle. | ||
| I got in a couple street fights here and there. | ||
| I was always a pussy growing up. | ||
| I was never a tough guy. | ||
| But every now and then I wrestled and I never looked at wrestling. | ||
| As a martial art, I looked at his pussy fighting. | ||
| I go, dude, I'm not a fighter. | ||
| No one thinks I'm a fighter. | ||
| I don't have a reputation to uphold, but if anybody fucks with me, I'm going to double leg them and just hold them until the principal breaks us up. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| I was like, dude, I was grounding and pounding in ninth grade. | ||
| I would take dudes out. | ||
| I fought this one soccer player. | ||
| His name was Sesad. | ||
| He was talking a lot of shit, and I go, dude, he'll probably kick my ass, but he can't stop my takedown because this dude don't wrestle, so I'd take him down, and I would just get side control and barely punch his stomach. | ||
| And wait for someone to pull me off. | ||
| I mean, I survived. | ||
| And then when I saw Hoist fighting UFC 2, I'm like, you can fight on the ground and not be a pussy? | ||
| That's why I joined Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| I'm like, oh my god, this is my shit. | ||
| I thought fighting on the ground was pussy fighting. | ||
| It's accepted and respected. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| That's what got me into Jiu Jitsu. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I scheduled this. | ||
| I thought it was going to be at 1, and I got to get out of here like in 10 minutes. | ||
| Oh, no worries. | ||
| Let's see what happens in 10 minutes. | ||
| My flight got pushed, Eddie. | ||
| It's at 8 now. | ||
| Oh, it got pushed? | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| I got mine is at 7. There you go. | ||
| Make sure it's on time, though. | ||
| Bohobich is 42, but it's a Polish 42. That's different genetics, bro. | ||
| Is that older or younger? | ||
| Old school Viking genetics. | ||
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So if you're a Polish 42, are you older or are you younger? | |
| What do you say? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Those shoulders are every bit of 42. Yeah, well, we'll see. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| Look what happened with Yuri. | ||
| Yuri got his shoulders fixed. | ||
| No problem at all. | ||
| He looked great. | ||
| He looked amazing. | ||
| But then Johnny Walker's shoulders fixed. | ||
| Yeah, but that's a lot of damage, too. | ||
| Johnny Walker's been KO'd so many times. | ||
| It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg. | ||
| He beat Ozdemir, but before that he really hadn't fought anybody. | ||
| Well, this is a world champion. | ||
| You're fighting a world champion. | ||
| And a guy who's real determined to get back to the belt. | ||
| You've got to realize he had a draw with Ankulaev, almost won the title there. | ||
| Real close to beating Pereira. | ||
| Real close fight. | ||
| Beat Izzy. | ||
| You know, he's still a monster. | ||
| Even though he's 42. Savage. | ||
| And he wins this one. | ||
| He's right there. | ||
| Hard low kick by Jan. | ||
| He's right there for the title shot. | ||
| Yes. Well, he's always the guy that people forget about in this division. | ||
| One big win over Olberg. | ||
| He's right back in the hunt. | ||
| And he would be a logical guy to fight next after Antlaev and Pereira. | ||
| There's a story for either one. | ||
| Yeah. Both of them. | ||
| Antlaev majorly because there's a draw. | ||
| Yeah. He's fucking dangerous, too. | ||
| I mean, that power's the last thing to go, and Jan's got ridiculous power. | ||
| Remember that Rockhold KO? | ||
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Like, jeez. | |
| Dude, that was like a murder. | ||
| Bro, how about the fucking Dominic Reyes one? | ||
| He like rapped to him after he was already down, like with a running start. | ||
| Yeah. Boom. | ||
| And hit him with a second punch. | ||
| You remember when he kicked Dominic Reyes in the body? | ||
| You see his whole foot on Reyes' body? | ||
| He's such a hard dude. | ||
| Ooh. Solid jab. | ||
| Holbrook definitely has a speed advantage. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| He does, but Bohovic has a massive experience advantage. | ||
| Massive. Check that. | ||
| And him with a hard low kick, too. | ||
| He has that Rottweiler head. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Remember when he went shin-to-shin with Ankoliov? | ||
| Just fucked his legs up? | ||
| He's like, let's see who's got the harder shins. | ||
| Him and Ankoliov are just tough fucking humans, man. | ||
| There's so many tough guys in this division. | ||
| I mean, Yuri would be the champion if it wasn't for Alex. | ||
| There's so many good guys. | ||
| That Uri fight with Jamal Hill was crazy. | ||
| Racket's no punk either. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| But, you know, Uri KO'd him. | ||
| Yeah. Uncle I beat him in a decision in his last fight. | ||
| Jan looks good, though. | ||
| He doesn't look like he's 42. He looks like a legit contender. | ||
| It's just so much experience, you know, and he's so good at pacing himself and staying calm. | ||
| Remember, it's only three rounds, too. | ||
| That's true, but that Olberg's first fight was three rounds as well, you know, the Kennedy fight. | ||
| I mean, this is a big step up, man. | ||
| Big step up. | ||
| Oh, high kick. | ||
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Oh, high kick. | |
| Oh, they announced Roundtree. | ||
| And Hill. | ||
| Ooh, when's that? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Soon. Ooh, that's exciting. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| That is a great fight. | ||
| He just went shin to shin with Olberg. | ||
| I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. | ||
| And usually I'm like, oh, really? | ||
| I'm like, who's your cousin? | ||
| She's all, uh, Hill? | ||
| Jamal Hill? | ||
| I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. | ||
| She's a badass girl. | ||
| April 26th, Kansas City. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That Kansas City card's tasty. | ||
| Mmm. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally. | ||
| Ooh. Jan's winning the Battle of the Low Kicks. | ||
| He's checking Olberg's. | ||
| Yeah, Olberg's not landing, is he? | ||
| No. He's landing a few now. | ||
| There's a good one. | ||
| Shin to Shin. | ||
| Nothing's tastier than that Miami card coming up, though. | ||
| Ooh, that Miami card's good. | ||
| That's a fucking treat. | ||
| Ooh, that's good. | ||
| Yair and Pitbull. | ||
| Ooh. I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN +, I'm going to lose my shit. | ||
| And John Silva versus Bryce. | ||
| Not Pitbull from Bellator. | ||
| Yes, I know. | ||
| He's with the UFC now. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| With Yair Rodriguez. | ||
| On the main card. | ||
| They bumped up the main card. | ||
| They don't have a picture of him. | ||
| That's outrageous. | ||
| Get a picture. | ||
| Bellator wouldn't send it. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Have him pose. | ||
| Take your own pictures. | ||
| Have him pose for a picture. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Take a selfie on your fucking cell phone. | ||
| The fuck? | ||
| Take your shirt off. | ||
| Have your girl done. | ||
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Send it in. | |
| Yeah. Yeah, we'll black out the background. | ||
| Oh, good job by Oberg. | ||
|
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I gotta get out. | |
| You leaving, dog? | ||
| You're out? | ||
| Love you, man. | ||
|
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Love you. | |
| Thank you, man. | ||
| Gordon, great hanging. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| See you soon. | ||
| Good to see you, my brother. | ||
|
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See you, man. | |
| Love you, too, man. | ||
| See you. | ||
| See you, buddy. | ||
| Did your son play tomorrow, Eddie? | ||
| Yep, I'll be there too. | ||
| I'll see you, man. | ||
| See you, brother. | ||
| Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet. | ||
| Like, my kid's only nine. | ||
| He's been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick... | ||
| He has everything. | ||
| Backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat. | ||
| He loves being a dad. | ||
| Yeah, we always run to each other at the baseball fields. | ||
| It's awesome to see. | ||
| Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time, like two weeks ago. | ||
| Oh, that's crazy. | ||
| I was like, that's Uncle Eddie! | ||
| I'm like, uncle? | ||
| Who the fuck's Uncle Eddie? | ||
| Right there! | ||
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It's your uncle. | |
| This is boring ass commercials. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| So brutal. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| You see, Bare Knuckle Fighting is going to have hockey fights. | ||
| They're going to have fights with skates on. | ||
| Bare knuckle boxing. | ||
| With hockey, skates on. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Gimmick. There's some weird shit, man. | ||
| That's a gimmick. | ||
| They have car jiu-jitsu now. | ||
| I've seen that in Russia. | ||
| Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in car jiu-jitsu? | ||
| Brian Cowan? | ||
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Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? | |
| They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian. | ||
| They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do car jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And Brian goes, like, seriously? | ||
| And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? | ||
| Brian's like, no! | ||
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He's like, I'm not gonna fucking go and chop and guard shit to him. | |
| You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| Brian's like, you know what the fuck you do to me with a seatbelt? | ||
| That's so ridiculous. | ||
| Yeah. It would be funny. | ||
| You'd be talking shit while you tie him up. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be funny. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Round two. | ||
| That first round's hard to score, huh? | ||
| Yeah. Can I give it to Jan? | ||
| I think I can give it to Jan. | ||
| Jan looks like you got the best of it. | ||
| Ooh. Swing and a miss. | ||
| How's that shoulder? | ||
| We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him. | ||
| He's fighting a vet at this level. | ||
| He looks good. | ||
| He's a fast motherfucker. | ||
| That takedown feint really got a reaction. | ||
| Yeah, it did. | ||
| Big time. | ||
| Great feint. | ||
| But he's not really a wrestler. | ||
| Fuck, no. | ||
| Oh. Jan's looking for bombs. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Those leg kicks are going to be a problem if you don't start checking them. | ||
| God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? | ||
| Yeah. What a nightmare matchup. | ||
| Yeah, just too big. | ||
| Too big. | ||
| But Izzy also tried to do 205 with no weight gain. | ||
| He just tried to weigh with his weight. | ||
| Cut less. | ||
| I don't think he'd cut anything. | ||
| I don't think he'd cut. | ||
| He just walked up. | ||
| 190-something. | ||
| But if they would have gave, like, I mean, Grant, do you want to fight for the title? | ||
| If they would have given, like, Yuri or someone, that'd be a funner matchup. | ||
| Oh, that'd be crazy. | ||
| Yuri, Izzy, it's fun. | ||
| Yeah, that's dangerous. | ||
| Fucking Jan. | ||
| Well, Jan Watts at 240. | ||
| Yuri looks so good in the Jamal Hill fight. | ||
| Yeah, he looks good. | ||
| He's turned a corner. | ||
| He's a different guy now. | ||
| He's one of my favorites. | ||
| Oh, one of my favorites for sure. | ||
| Guaranteed fireworks, and that guy fights. | ||
| Oh, he landed that right hand. | ||
| Guaranteed fireworks when Yuri fights. | ||
| Nonstop action. | ||
| Just such a fucking warrior. | ||
| And so, like, dedicated to the way, you know? | ||
| He's an interesting cat. | ||
| Thin for light-heavy. | ||
| Oh! Big shot there. | ||
| Yawn's starting to land now. | ||
| That... Ooh. | ||
| That knee-the-body's legit. | ||
| Interesting. Olberg favored. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| It was right off the feint, too. | ||
| Feinted the takedown, went right to the collar. | ||
| Went right to the tie clench. | ||
| Here's a little light around his feet this round. | ||
| He's hitting the legs a lot, too. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| In this round, for sure. | ||
| That inside low kick. | ||
| Just slapping them. | ||
| When Yon's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage. | ||
| It's thudding. | ||
| See that one right there? | ||
| That was painful. | ||
| See, it's changing his position? | ||
| Yeah, that was painful. | ||
| Yeah. That was a hard one. | ||
| Well, Jan, you know, had a Muay Thai career before MMA. | ||
| He's a legit Muay Thai fighter. | ||
| Slightly lighter. | ||
| He was, like, fighting at 200, I think. | ||
| Dude, you look into Ankleia's background. | ||
| That motherfucker's never lost in anything. | ||
| Well, he lost to Paul Craig. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background. | ||
| It's like, Jesus. | ||
| And even that fight, he was winning that fight. | ||
| He just slept on the triangle. | ||
| And got wrapped up with like, I think it was like two seconds to go or something crazy like that. | ||
| One second to go. | ||
| That's so brutal. | ||
| That's so brutal. | ||
| Because you know he can hang in for one second. | ||
| Yeah. Especially if you hear the... | ||
| Even if you go to sleep. | ||
| If you hear the claps for ten seconds. | ||
| Yeah. It's like, just pass out at that point. | ||
| It must have been tight. | ||
| Yeah, ride it out, man. | ||
| It's like Chael and Anderson. | ||
| You're like, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| Dominating for four rounds. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That's the craziest one. | ||
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That's wild. | |
| That's just self-sabotage. | ||
| And that's just Anderson coming in with a broken rib. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Olberg definitely seems like he's landing more this round. | ||
| But the damaging shots are Bohovich. | ||
| They scored damage, number one. | ||
| But, you know, but Olberg is scoring more. | ||
| Like, those jabs right there. | ||
| Jan's just having a hard time closing the distance. | ||
| And this is only round two. | ||
| Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against Molly, it's been all decisions again. | ||
| Well... Molly retired too after that. | ||
| Did she? | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Yeah. There's a certain skill gap you can't bridge. | ||
| There's not enough hours in the day. | ||
| Yeah, not enough hours in the day, not enough time in your life. | ||
| You're older, you're in your late 30s. | ||
| Yeah. I don't know how old she is, but she's in her 30s for sure. | ||
| Some of them, they just get to a point. | ||
| Jalen Turner was crazy because he said when he beat up Bobby Green after that, he lost his appetite for fighting. | ||
| That was that one with a real late stoppage. | ||
| That was in Austin. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| That was a bad one. | ||
| You say you knew then, right? | ||
| It's kind of over. | ||
| I don't want to hurt anybody anymore. | ||
| I don't want to do that. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I mean, he liked Bobby Green, too. | ||
| They were friends. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| So to put it on your friend like that, and then all the unnecessary punches, the referee should have stopped that fight quite a bit. | ||
| That was where he was already out, right? | ||
| Yeah. He was just getting tagged. | ||
| I don't remember who reffed that fight, but that was a bad one. | ||
| Yeah, he was belly down, right? | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Just getting fucking... | ||
| Just hammered. | ||
| Just smashed. | ||
| Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed his name to King. | ||
| So he's like, fuck that, call me Bobby now. | ||
| He's going back to Bobby. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Yeah. For real? | ||
| Yeah, he's like, I'm changing back to Bobby. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| He's 0-3 since he changed the King. | ||
| That wheel kick? | ||
| Wow. Oh my goodness. | ||
| Mauricio Rufi is dangerous. | ||
| Bro, trouble. | ||
| He's like a giant Conner. | ||
| He really is. | ||
| He moves like Connery. | ||
| He's got that kind of style. | ||
| And that style, cardio-wise, in the third round, you're so explosive, you just can't run at that high gear for three rounds. | ||
| It's so fast-twitch-based. | ||
| It's not a good style for longevity, unless you're real sparing with your attacks. | ||
| And you have to have complete control. | ||
| So if a guy mauls you and just comes at you with a lot of combinations and hits you with a pace, it's hard. | ||
| Yeah, they catch up. | ||
| You get a grappler, can avoid the big shots. | ||
| Then in the third round, you're fucked. | ||
| And obviously, that weight class is filled with talent. | ||
| There's so much talent there. | ||
| I was discussing one guy, I won't say who it is, he's coming back to the UFC and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? | ||
| He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. | ||
| I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC. | ||
| There's no cakewalks. | ||
| There used to be cakewalks. | ||
| There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. | ||
| There's really not that... | ||
| With the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of. | ||
| Yeah, the guys that have zero fights in the UFC are super fucking dangerous. | ||
| That's what's crazy. | ||
| Zero fights and they come in at a world-class level. | ||
| And they're like well-rounded at everything. | ||
| Especially these motherfuckers from Russia. | ||
| Yeah. There's so many Dagestan guys that are coming in and they're like, good lord, they're so dangerous. | ||
| There's no gimme fights anymore. | ||
| No. Oberg seems to be outpointing them here. | ||
| He's a little more active. | ||
| Yeah, like right there. | ||
| Definitely still speed advantage. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| And Jan hasn't landed any big shots to the head, like the big one that's going to really change the course of the fight. | ||
| No, he looks a little slower. | ||
| But he's just dealing with a very tall, fast dude. | ||
| It's going to get weird for Jan. | ||
| He loses this one, you're off two years. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| The division in the state it's in, it's tough, man. | ||
| Well, we'll see. | ||
| There's still three minutes to go. | ||
| How fucking crazy is MMA? | ||
| It's like Alec Woganowski, before he lost those two, he was like, there's arguing he's the pound-for-pound number one. | ||
| He was on the, like, number two. | ||
| And then three months later, he's not even on the list. | ||
| Yep. Leon Edwards. | ||
| Yep. Before he lost to Bilal, was, I think, number five pound-for-pound. | ||
| Now he's not even on the list. | ||
| Crazy. He loses this one, you're kind of fucked. | ||
| MMA's wild, man. | ||
| Yeah, I'm with another good, strong low kick. | ||
| But he needs more than that. | ||
| He needs some head shots. | ||
| He needs to get the judge's attention. | ||
| I wonder what the live odds are right now. | ||
| Olberg, for sure. | ||
| Gotta be Olberg, right? | ||
| Just from a volume perspective. | ||
| Yeah, just active. | ||
| He looks like he's gonna spin. | ||
| That was close. | ||
| He's heavily bladed. | ||
| Good left hook right hand. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Interesting. But still, Olberg's favorite. | ||
| It's just Jan is having a hard time connecting. | ||
| And Olberg's not slowing down. | ||
| Olberg's done such a much better job of pacing himself now. | ||
| And obviously he's in better condition, too. | ||
| Yes, and his distance. | ||
| Like, look, he's never stopped hopping around. | ||
| It's fucking tough to take two years off, then you jump in with a killer as ranked number six, man. | ||
| It's not easy. | ||
| Especially a young dude, all hungry. | ||
| It's like Gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. | ||
| It's fucking tough, man. | ||
| Good kick. | ||
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Sean Brady's favored. | |
| Is he? | ||
| Yeah, Sean Brady's favorite. | ||
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Over four and a half rounds is also favorite. | |
| Yes. Interesting. | ||
| Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the card for you. | ||
| It'd be tough for Brady to stop Leon. | ||
| Yeah, very tough. | ||
| It's going to be interesting to see how he fares on the feet because Leon's such a technician on the feet. | ||
| He's such a sniper. | ||
| But he's also going to be super wary about the takedown. | ||
| But he's been trying to take people down to kind of like prove a point, like he did with Kamaru. | ||
| Yeah. I hope he doesn't try to do that with Sean. | ||
| Bad idea. | ||
| Yeah, it's a different level. | ||
| And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round. | ||
| Like his cardio is insane. | ||
| Yeah, he's very fit. | ||
| Holberg seems to be walking away from it. | ||
| Olberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though. | ||
| No. But it puts him in the top. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Yeah, top five. | ||
| He just hasn't done anything, like, real spectacular. | ||
| Olberg was aware of Roundtree and Jamal Hill would be fun. | ||
| Jan's still pushing, though, man. | ||
| He's going after him. | ||
| Good low kicks there. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh! | ||
| Oh, he clipped him with that left hand. | ||
| Yeah, Jan can't get his range. | ||
| Good fight. | ||
| Solid fight. | ||
| They're just yelling at each other. | ||
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Fucking warriors. | |
| Guys being guys. | ||
| Yeah. Just a couple of bros. | ||
| Just a couple of bros. | ||
| Fist fight and shout at each other. | ||
| Yeah, I think Oberg probably got that decision. | ||
| Yeah. Slight decision. | ||
| I'm very interested to see how Sean deals with the stand-up. | ||
| You know, because Sean's stand-up has come a long way. | ||
| But there's levels. | ||
| Big... Big difference. | ||
| But then there's a big difference on the feet, too, right? | ||
| So it's all about who and their will, right? | ||
| Right. Well, if Sean can get him down early, like Bilal did, it would be a big thing. | ||
| And Bilal set the blueprint, constant pressure. | ||
| But I do think you have to take into consideration the fact that that was a 5 a.m. fight, which is just nuts. | ||
| It sucks, but you're pros. | ||
| You just gotta go, man. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Everybody in the audience has been drunk since 2 in the morning. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| They're all exhausted. | ||
| They're fucking filled with beer. | ||
| There's people sleeping. | ||
| They were sleeping. | ||
| They must be so exhausted. | ||
| I can't imagine going to see a fight that the main event starts at 5 in the morning. | ||
| I think the main event was like 6 in the morning. | ||
| Yeah, that's rough. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| Why don't you just do it this way? | ||
| Just have the fights on early. | ||
| That was a pay-per-view, right? | ||
| Yeah. That's why. | ||
| Yeah. But still, have a pay-per-view at 3 in the afternoon. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| I prefer it. | ||
| Yeah, who cares? | ||
| It's Saturday. | ||
| It's Saturday. | ||
| People will still buy it. | ||
| They watch football in the day. | ||
| True. Why wouldn't they watch a big fight during the day? | ||
| Just let them know in advance. | ||
| It's 3 p.m. start. | ||
| The only one who complained is Tom Aspinall. | ||
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| 29-28. | ||
| Carlos. Yep. | ||
| Yep. Yeah, it's going to get dicey for you on now. | ||
| Good decision. | ||
| Yeah, hard road for him. | ||
| It's sports, man. | ||
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You know? | |
| I mean, two years off. | ||
| Not really a tune-up fight. | ||
| Tough fight. | ||
| Fuck. There's no tune-up fights. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore. | ||
| That's what's crazy, because boxing, I think, has it right. | ||
| When a guy hasn't been fighting for a while, give him some fucking... | ||
| Shake off the dust, give him a guy you don't know. | ||
| Number 30 guy, right out of Tijuana. | ||
| Pop, pop. | ||
| The UFC doesn't have that. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | |
| Gotta be ready to go. | ||
| Yeah, and they don't have managers that set their fighter up for victory either. | ||
| Like on the undercards, now you're going to face a brawler, now you're going to face a short guy, now you're going to face a tall guy. | ||
| By the time a guy gets to a championship level in boxing, they've been tried and tested. | ||
| It's very systematic. | ||
| UFC's not like that. | ||
| Did you see the Lamont Roach-Gervonta Davis fight? | ||
| Yes. I had Lamont Roach, didn't you? | ||
| Yeah. Well, especially with that knockdown. | ||
| That's a real knockdown. | ||
| You take a knee, that's a 10-8 round. | ||
| And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye. | ||
| I'm like, I don't give a fuck. | ||
| You took a knee? | ||
| You know the rules. | ||
| That's the rules. | ||
| That's the rules. | ||
| Dem the rules. | ||
| And they didn't have the replay ready, so they didn't look at the replay. | ||
| Boxing's so corrupt, dude. | ||
| That's a little bit. | ||
| But Dana get involved in it. | ||
| Might help it. | ||
| Perhaps. Or, you know, can't change the tiger stripes. | ||
| Well, you see their pay structure. | ||
| It's also far away out from getting done. | ||
| Was that pay structure legit, though? | ||
| Yeah. Was it legit? | ||
| Yeah. I mean, pretty sure it's legit. | ||
| But that actually helps boxing overall. | ||
| The top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with $40, $50 million paydays. | ||
| But the middle guys that can grow boxing, that's what it's going to do. | ||
| Right, but if you want to get the top guys, you're going to have to pay them. | ||
| Correct. On that pay structure, you ain't getting any of the big fish. | ||
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Yeah, you're not. | |
| They're not. | ||
| Obviously, they got Canelo to get away from the Jake Paul fight, right? | ||
| Canelo was going to fight Jake Paul, which would have been crazy. | ||
| Wow. And then they said, no, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Turkey came along and said, listen, open up the fucking case from Pulp Fiction. | ||
| Yeah. That dude got all the money, huh? | ||
| They got so much money. | ||
| They can do whatever they want. | ||
| They could just throw money at the sport. | ||
| It's good and bad. | ||
| We get the fights you want to see, but that's also, you know... | ||
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It's good. | |
| There's some darkness there. | ||
| The fights you want to see is what's most important for the fans, and they're putting shit together. | ||
| They made Jared Anderson fight Bricoli. | ||
| There's a lot of fights that people didn't want. | ||
| Which is like Jared Anderson, that was another example. | ||
| Young, undefeated heavyweight, on his way up. | ||
| And everyone was like, don't take that fight. | ||
| You're not ready for that fight. | ||
| And then they offered him a pile of loot. | ||
| He don't say less. | ||
| And he got beat up. | ||
| And then Bacoli getting stopped by Joseph Parker, coming in fat with no notice at all. | ||
| Nothing. It looked like he was totally out of shape. | ||
| Something crazy. | ||
| Yeah, super short notice. | ||
| Yeah, crazy. | ||
| Crazy fight. | ||
| I was looking forward to that fight. | ||
| But Boccoli, you gotta give him a camp. | ||
| He's not ready. | ||
| But Joseph Parker looks really fucking good right now, too. | ||
| He's reinvented. | ||
| Do you know him at all? | ||
| No. He's awesome. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| That Dubois guy, though. | ||
| Holy shit, man. | ||
| The way he took out Anthony Joshua. | ||
| Jake wants to fight Anthony Joshua now? | ||
| Said he wants to fight Anthony Joshua in 2026. | ||
| And the haters online are like, yeah, do it! | ||
| Well, they're like, what about now? | ||
| They're like, what about fight them now? | ||
| He's like, no, I want to wait until 2026. | ||
| Like, okay. | ||
| Put on weight? | ||
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Put on all the steroids, every steroid they have. | |
| Snake venom, scorpion venom. | ||
| Oh, by the way, Rollo reached out to me, John Rollo, my boy, and he, him and his buddy, Kimo, actually own a company, he was telling me, that sells this blue scorpion shit. | ||
| They're involved with a blue scorpion venom company. | ||
| He said he gave it to Matt Serra. | ||
| It really helped him. | ||
| So he wants to hook you up. | ||
| Frank Miri says on it. | ||
| Shit. Yeah. | ||
| I'm already hooked up with it. | ||
| He wants to get you some, Jordan. | ||
| I'll have some. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'll have him send you some. | ||
| I'll take some too. | ||
| We'll see what happens. | ||
| I'm going to start slow. | ||
| I'm going to find out if I get poisoned. | ||
| What the fuck are we doing? | ||
| We're drinking. | ||
| Venom from Scorpion. | ||
| That is weird. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| He's got the dopest tattoos. | ||
| Yeah, his tattoos are good. | ||
| Brady, that Japanese on the back. | ||
| He's such a fucking gorilla when he gets people to the ground. | ||
| Look at the size of his back. | ||
| Those muscles in his back. | ||
| There's muscles that aren't supposed to be there. | ||
| They're so dense. | ||
| It's weird when you see him walk. | ||
| That's why he's so fucking strong. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| It's all back. | ||
| It's all squeeze muscles, you know? | ||
| Are you still fucking with the creatine gummies, Joe? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I love them. | ||
| And do you feel so? | ||
| Because I looked into creatine gummies, and I heard when they bake the gummies, it takes away the potency of the creatine. | ||
| Yeah. So when you think you're getting five milligrams, you're not. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| I did not know that. | ||
| I feel great, though. | ||
| But I'm not taking five milligrams. | ||
| I'm taking like 30. Yeah, I'm up to 20. I'm taking like 10 gummies at a time. | ||
| Yeah. I wonder. | ||
| I wonder. | ||
| I'll try. | ||
| I'll try like regular creatine to see if I feel a difference. | ||
| Yeah, see if it knows the difference. | ||
| Because one of the things that's really big is if I have a night where I don't get any sleep. | ||
| That's a big factor. | ||
| And there's been studies done on improving cognitive performance when you're sleep-deprived with creatine. | ||
| Like, no loss in cognitive performance. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| It's like one of the only things that I could even think of. | ||
| Because even caffeine, like you're awake, but you're still out of it. | ||
| No, you're still out of it. | ||
| A little goofy. | ||
| No, that methylene blue and creatine. | ||
| That's all I do, Doug. | ||
| And then scorpion venom. | ||
| Scorpion venom. | ||
| And then every peptide in the book. | ||
| Name a peptide. | ||
| Feel great. | ||
| Well, dude, you're crazy strong right now. | ||
| That thing that you did where you were holding, what was the amount of weight you were lifting? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| The deadlift? | ||
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315? Where you guys were holding it? | |
| Who could hold the longest? | ||
| It was me, Thor, and my boy, Hooper. | ||
| Who's also a strongman. | ||
| And how much time did those guys hold it for? | ||
| I think it was like 47 seconds and then Thor was like 58 seconds. | ||
| And what'd you get? | ||
| A minute something. | ||
| That's nuts. | ||
| Nuts. That's nuts that you're technically stronger than the mountain. | ||
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That's bananas, dude. | |
| Wow. That's crazy strong. | ||
| Yeah. You must feel like a fucking beast right now. | ||
| Yeah, pretty beastly. | ||
| As long as I'm ready to fight that guy in the plane, I'm like, what'd you say? | ||
| That guy. | ||
| I gotta use his power for something. | ||
| I did a lift with Mitchell Hooper and Flex Lewis and Dragon Slayer in Vegas, and I was in a camp for something. | ||
| One of the strongest I'd ever been, and it was just a complete embarrassment. | ||
| Yeah, Mitchell's a special guy, man. | ||
| Because he's one of the strongmen and he has a personality. | ||
| He's such a good dude. | ||
| And he's not that big. | ||
| No, he's not preposterous. | ||
| I was just sitting down eating food and they asked me to do it. | ||
| I didn't even want to do it. | ||
| How much does that guy have a fighter's nose? | ||
| That nose is flattened and twisted and torqued to the side. | ||
| When he's looking at you head on, it's like his nose is taking a hard right. | ||
| Yeah, I wanted to challenge those guys to 225. | ||
| That's my shit. | ||
| That's why I wanted to challenge them. | ||
| Hold 225? | ||
| Bench press 225. | ||
| Oh, as many times as possible? | ||
| Because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. | ||
| I was like, I beat that a while ago. | ||
| And he's like, let's do it right now. | ||
| I'm like, right now. | ||
| Like, we're in the middle of a photo shoot. | ||
| I'm like, I ain't doing it right now. | ||
| And I was like, let's wait to after. | ||
| But we'll do 225, 315, 225. | ||
| And see who can do the most. | ||
| And we'll just combine it. | ||
| What's his record of 225? | ||
| Oh, I think he said like 30-something. | ||
| What can you do? | ||
| 40? Really? | ||
| At 225? | ||
| That's so crazy! | ||
| That's fucking nuts. | ||
| That's so crazy! | ||
| My strongest ever. | ||
| I was like 225. | ||
| I weighed like 225, and I did 27. That's impressive. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225. | ||
| I usually get at least 20-something the first time. | ||
| I do 315 for 5, and I do 225 for again 20-something. | ||
| So I go bam, bam, bam every Monday. | ||
| But when you max out, you can get to 40. Yeah. | ||
| If I do just one, I can do 40. That's so nuts. | ||
| It's probably almost a 500 pound bench press. | ||
| Pretty close. | ||
| But it's all I like to do. | ||
| That's my workout. | ||
| Just bench? | ||
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Yeah. I'm such a meathead these days. | |
| It's bench, deadlift, and pull-ups. | ||
| That's all I do. | ||
| How many pull-ups can you do? | ||
| I usually do like five sets of 20. But like good 20 pull-ups. | ||
| Straight arm? | ||
| Straight arm. | ||
| Like proper pull-ups. | ||
| That's a lot for a big guy. | ||
| What do you weigh? | ||
| Like 250? | ||
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That's a lot. | |
| Like 240 something. | ||
| Jesus Christ, that's a lot of weight. | ||
| I'm so fucking strong right now. | ||
| That's nuts, dude. | ||
| Science is amazing. | ||
| Yeah. I wish I was that strong. | ||
| It's the scorpion venom. | ||
| It must be. | ||
| Look at Leon Edwards. | ||
| He looks hyped. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| It's the proper time for Leon 2 right now, you know? | ||
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Yeah. Here we go. | |
| Well, he probably wants revenge after that Bilal fight. | ||
| You know, that was a bad fight for him. | ||
| That was a tough night. | ||
| He just didn't seem into it either, right? | ||
| Like something was off. | ||
| Well, it's fucking five o'clock in the morning. | ||
| True. I mean, how? | ||
| How? How can you fight at your best when you're up all night? | ||
| But also, he's the champ. | ||
| Why wouldn't you set up so the champ's in ideal conditions? | ||
| I get it. | ||
| If Bilal was the champ coming over there, you're like, he'll fight in London, but it has to be at 5 a.m. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| When you're the champ in your hometown, why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m.? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| The whole thing is crazy. | ||
| Just the idea of getting people to fight at that time. | ||
| But there's also a lot of X-Factors we don't know behind the scenes. | ||
| Like UFC's like, first of all, TV right deal. | ||
| Only time we could do it with the broadcast. | ||
| But how is that possible? | ||
| Only time we get the arena. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| It's ESPN+. | ||
| They could just always have it on. | ||
| Anytime. But it can't be that easy where the UFC just decides. | ||
| I bet there's some other X-Factors that go into it. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| Pay-per-view buys in America are bigger than everywhere else. | ||
| It has to be that. | ||
| And it has to be the people who are used to buying it at 7 o'clock at night. | ||
| Yeah. It has to be. | ||
| That's the only thing that makes sense. | ||
| But it's even 7 o'clock at night. | ||
| That means, you know, when you're on the West Coast, like, the main card doesn't start until 7 p.m. | ||
| On the East Coast, it's 10 p.m. | ||
| 10. Tough. | ||
| 10's late. | ||
| Super late. | ||
| Yeah, main event is not on until, like, 1.30 sometimes. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Yeah. Because sometimes it's a four-hour card. | ||
| Yeah. Here we go. | ||
| Leon Rocky Edwards. | ||
| How old's Leon now? | ||
| 35? Yeah, it has to be 34, 35. Jamie, how old's Leon? | ||
| Losing his hair in the back? | ||
| He's been losing his hair. | ||
| He should shave that shit. | ||
| 33. Wow, okay. | ||
| Still on his prime. | ||
| 32 and 33. Here we go. | ||
| See Bruce Buffer's suit tonight. | ||
| No. He's looking fucking snazzy. | ||
| He always looks snazzy. | ||
| This is a fucking... | ||
| Bruce has the best suits. | ||
| He must have a warehouse filled with them, too, because he gets a new one forever. | ||
| Yeah, he's a sponsor. | ||
| Look at this thing. | ||
| Ah, look at that thing. | ||
| Oh, fuck, yeah. | ||
| Who's better than that guy? | ||
| Can you imagine UFC without Bruce Buffer? | ||
| Nope. Like, what the fuck are we going to do? | ||
| When you have a main card, I want to see his head looking like a grape. | ||
| Yeah. When he's screaming,"It's time!" That's how he's gonna stroke out one day. | ||
| He's gonna be like 80 years old someday. | ||
| That's the proper way to go, too. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| On his shield. | ||
| Cards go fly in the air. | ||
| Just a slight delay and they just wheel him off. | ||
| The whole audience gives it like a fucking 10 count. | ||
| That'd be sick, dude. | ||
| ADCC 2022, he had like another event that he had to do. | ||
| And like ADCC, like the scheduling wasn't perfect, so he was a little bit late. | ||
| And I was trying to convince Joe to go out. | ||
| I'm like, dude, just announce me. | ||
| It'll be fine. | ||
| I've never announced anybody in a fight. | ||
| I've only done it at weigh-ins. | ||
| I'd be terrified to fuck someone's name up. | ||
| That's not my cup of tea. | ||
| Well, he fucks names up sometimes. | ||
| That's easy. | ||
| When he fucks up, I'm like, fuck. | ||
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I know. | |
| That's your only job. | ||
| Some of those names are fucking hard. | ||
| My biggest anxiety at the UFC is getting the names right at the Wayans. | ||
| Just like some of them. | ||
| Those undercards when it's like a Dagestanian fighter we're not familiar with? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| It's not happening. | ||
| And I have to have the people in the back, they say it to me in my ear. | ||
| I'm like, say it again? | ||
| And then I write it out phonetically like, Yeah, bro. | ||
| You have these weird names. | ||
| You have to spell it out the way it sounds. | ||
| Because there's like C's and Z's in there that don't make any sense. | ||
| Like, what's that doing there? | ||
| What's this fucking silent X? | ||
| Kudos to you. | ||
| Like, even GFL or Game Bread, like, you want to go in the Octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name? | ||
| Like, it's probably not my cup of tea, man. | ||
| Let me look at the roster. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I'm pumped for this one. | ||
| Here we fucking go. | ||
| Yeah, it's a great fight. | ||
| And Leon in London, he's going to be fired up. | ||
| You would hope. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| How could he not be? | ||
| The whole audience is going to be for him. | ||
| Headshot dead. | ||
| Look at me now! | ||
| Look at me now! | ||
| What a speech that was. | ||
| That was one of the greatest moments ever. | ||
| That head kick in the fifth round. | ||
| Fight he's losing. | ||
| And John Anik with the perfect call. | ||
| Like John Anik said, he could quit right now, but that is not the cloth from which he was cut. | ||
| Boom! Head kick. | ||
| And his coach was like, come on, do it now. | ||
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Come on, Rocky! | |
| Don't let him bully you, son! | ||
| Fuck, dude. | ||
| Don't let him bully you! | ||
| You ever heard it with the Rocky music? | ||
| If you ever feel like you don't want to work out, listen to that. | ||
| Do that, yeah. | ||
| You get fired up. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Sean Brady has so many tattoos. | ||
| Yeah, he's got no room left. | ||
| Dude, Sean looks way stronger. | ||
| Oh, he's gonna be physically stronger. | ||
| Leon's gonna be in for a surprise, because he's like, yo, he's so short. | ||
| If that happens, but I mean, you gotta close that distance of danger with this fucking... | ||
| It's also tough on them, because remember, he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Right. He's supposed to fight Jack, and then they switch it. | ||
| Well, they gave him some time, right? | ||
| How much time did they give him before they switched it? | ||
| Four weeks? | ||
| That's it? | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, that is different. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| What happened again in the Balal fight with Sean? | ||
| He got beat up. | ||
| He just got beat up. | ||
| He couldn't get him down. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| He couldn't get him down. | ||
| He couldn't get him down. | ||
| Balal just beat the brakes off him. | ||
| Just defend the takedown and fucked his face up. | ||
| Sean looking to put a lot of pressure on him just like Balal did. | ||
| I mean, Balal really gave the game plan. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Oh, good kick to the body. | ||
| Easier said than done, though. | ||
| Especially when you're orthodox and you're fighting Leon and he's got that powerful left kick that's opened up. | ||
| And he has a reach advantage. | ||
| And he gets that kick to the body a few times. | ||
| You're not the same. | ||
| Left hand to the body. | ||
| And look, he's got his distance down. | ||
| He's got his distance down. | ||
| Showing that Philly fade. | ||
| This is the difference is the management of the striking distance. | ||
| Leon is so good at that. | ||
| Yeah, but he has to be super careful in here. | ||
| Yeah, because right there. | ||
| Oh, fuck, dude. | ||
| The counters. | ||
| They're so crisp, and there's no fat in them, no wasted movement, straight down the pipe. | ||
| If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early, because that's what Leon's expecting. | ||
| He's got to open something up. | ||
| But he can't stay on the outside. | ||
| You know what the difference is? | ||
| Bilal got his respect on the feet, and then started laying takedowns, if you remember. | ||
| Sean just landed a left hook there, and now they're in a clinch. | ||
| Because it's going to be tough to beat Leon if you're just straight grappling. | ||
| This is interesting that Leon's choosing to clinch with him. | ||
| Nice knee to the body by Leon. | ||
| He is, man. | ||
| I was surprised when he took Kamaru down. | ||
| His grappling is no fucking joke. | ||
| And remember, in the last round, he got on top of Bilal and was smashing him with elbows. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| Cut him open. | ||
| Just a little too late. | ||
| But if you remember that Bilal fight, I've watched it a few times. | ||
| Bilal was landing like a motherfucker on the feet. | ||
| Yes, and constant pressure. | ||
| A lot of pressure, constant, got his respect on the feet, and then it opened up the takedown. | ||
| Sean's already cut. | ||
| cut on the left eye yeah | ||
| It's just interesting that Leon is allowing the clinch. | ||
| I'm surprised. | ||
| Well, he's stuffing that underhook pretty good with that thigh pry. | ||
| I just would think that... | ||
| Oh! Nice combination! | ||
| That's what you gotta do. | ||
| You gotta earn the respect and then the takedown will be there. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, it's too good. | ||
| His takedown offense is too good just to shoot. | ||
| Yeah, that's a nice combination by Sean. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| And this is five rounds, son. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
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| They usually always have Paddy on these London cards, but he's on that Miami card. | ||
| Save him for Miami. | ||
| Bro, that's a crazy fight. | ||
| Him and Chandler? | ||
| So interesting. | ||
| That should be bananas. | ||
| I love Paddy. | ||
| I love Chandler, too. | ||
| I'm surprised at how big Paddy is. | ||
| Like, when he fought Bobby Green, I was like, Jesus. | ||
| He's massive, dude. | ||
| He's so big for 55. The UFC brought him up right. | ||
| They brought him up the right way. | ||
| Oh, Leon caught him with the left hand there. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Leon's making it hard in the clinch. | ||
| He's putting that hand super deep in the thigh, so Brady's underhook doesn't really have the ability to do anything. | ||
| And those knees to the body are nice. | ||
| There's a nice straight left boat. | ||
| Like, Brady's got to get him in the clinch and get the underhook and immediately move him around with it. | ||
| Otherwise, he's not going to make anything happen with it. | ||
| And so far, no attempt at all at shooting. | ||
| Like, even in these positions, he's not... | ||
| Okay, now he is. | ||
| This is where strength is going to be the difference. | ||
| Yeah, let's see if he can do something here. | ||
| Yeah, because his strength is fucking beastly. | ||
| Look at the back on that motherfucker. | ||
| I mean, Jesus Christ. | ||
| It's like he's got a tumor. | ||
| And what is he? | ||
| He's like 5'7"? | ||
| 5'10"? | ||
| No. Yeah, he's 5'10". | ||
| I think he's 5'10". | ||
| Leon is 6'2". | ||
| Yeah. Where does Sean walk around at? | ||
| He's got to be 200+. | ||
| Yeah, he's a big fucking bull. | ||
| I was listed at 5'9". | ||
| Really? It said 5'10"? | ||
| Leon's 6'0". | ||
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No. Leon is taller than that. | |
| I bet you Sean Brady's... | ||
| He definitely said 6'2 for Leon. | ||
| Yeah. I bet you Sean Brady in person is 5'8, 5'7. | ||
| I was 6'4 in my basketball programs, too. | ||
| Nice. Definitely not. | ||
| Here it goes. | ||
| Takedown. Here we go. | ||
| He's flat. | ||
| No time, though. | ||
| Very little time. | ||
| Very little time. | ||
| But at least he's on top. | ||
| Wins in the round, though, doesn't he? | ||
| Depends. If he can get off some shots. | ||
| It's definitely... | ||
| It'd be the most action, really. | ||
| And he landed on the feet a little more. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| That's probably one round for Brady. | ||
| Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier, see him set that up. | ||
| But at least we got a takedown by Brady early, too. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Three to go. | ||
| What commercials are you getting, Jamie? | ||
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I have the same ZipRecruiter commercial. | |
| I keep showing it to me. | ||
| Oh, this isn't a ZipRecruiter. | ||
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Let's keep getting the same three or four commercials. | |
| Power Whacker, Weed Whacker. | ||
| Lawn... Fucking... | ||
| Equipment. You never see any good car commercials anymore. | ||
| There's nothing dope out there. | ||
| A good commercial? | ||
| Yeah, for the cars. | ||
| Look at them breathing heavy, man. | ||
| Dude, they used to have commercials of, like, Ford carrying, like, Chevys. | ||
| Yeah, it was cool. | ||
| Like, up a mountain. | ||
| Like, strapped to the back of them. | ||
| They're, like, talking shit. | ||
| Yeah. You don't really see it anymore. | ||
| They got all friendly. | ||
| Ooh. That was a good combination. | ||
| Three-piece soda there. | ||
| Oh, it was a trip. | ||
| Yeah. Interesting. | ||
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Nice to say. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Round two. | ||
| Oh, he's going down. | ||
| Oh, immediately. | ||
| Wow, that was dope. | ||
| That was nice. | ||
| Good on Leon. | ||
| Could suck him back here. | ||
| You can suck him back and pull him between his knees. | ||
| This is a good sign that he can get this clinch early in the second like this. | ||
| That was a great takedown. | ||
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He drags him down. | |
| Interesting. Nice job by Brady. | ||
| Nice. Nice. | ||
| Good transition. | ||
| Heavy top pressure. | ||
| Needs a tight waist. | ||
| Needs a strong tight waist. | ||
| Leon's in trouble. | ||
| He's got the back. | ||
| Yep. Got his whole fucking legs tatted, front and back. | ||
| Everything. Goddamn. | ||
| His whole asshole. | ||
| He should be attacking the neck with his right hand so he can put the second hook in. | ||
| He needs to control. | ||
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There you go. | |
| There's a lot of time, too. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of time. | ||
| That's definitely a high discrepancy you can see on the... | ||
| That's more than two inches for sure. | ||
| Yeah, well, one of them could have no shoes on too, though. | ||
| Yeah, well, I mean 5'10 to 6'2 is 4 inches. | ||
| Got the back. | ||
| But even on the ground, we're below Leon Lenz. | ||
| He survives down there. | ||
| He's tough to put away. | ||
| He's landing some hard shots. | ||
| Well, Leon's doing a good job of stopping him from locking the body triangle. | ||
| Here he's got it. | ||
| He's got it, but now he's got the outside triangle. | ||
| Now this is going to be an issue. | ||
| Now he's in trouble. | ||
| Leon keeps trying to turn belly down. | ||
| Sean should just take him belly down and hit him. | ||
| Yeah. It's also such a brutal thing on your spine, belly down, with that body triangle. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| Again, three minutes of this. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Take him belly down and hit him. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| He's going to let him go. | ||
| Or come up to mount and hit him. | ||
| Yeah, Leon keeps trying to go belly down, which is kind of crazy. | ||
| Oh, these are hard shots, man. | ||
| Well, he can go for a rolling escape, but... | ||
| When you're a strong dude like that, you can land some powerful strikes from a short distance like this. | ||
| Like, these are not fun. | ||
| 170's going to be interesting, though, because Shafkot's out with injury. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Yeah. What happened? | ||
| I forget exactly what it is, but he's not coming back soon soon. | ||
| Oh, you have Makachev, you have Bilal, and then Brady with a win over a fucking number one contender. | ||
| This is a big round right here. | ||
| If these guys could just figure out how to trap hands from the back, they'd be so much more effective. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's going to get up. | ||
| He's going to at least get up to Turtle. | ||
| Maybe not. | ||
| That was just Leon's. | ||
| Leon could have got up easy from there. | ||
| He should have kept going. | ||
| Yeah. Because Brady's left knee wasn't controlling Leon's right hip. | ||
| So there's nothing stopping him from going belly down from there. | ||
| He's going to try and isolate that arm? | ||
| He just gave up. | ||
| Yeah, he's going to look for a Kimura. | ||
| He's going to look for a Kimura. | ||
| He's going to look for that hand. | ||
| Here it goes. | ||
| Here it goes. | ||
| And his legs are open. | ||
| You're allowed to grab your shorts. | ||
| Isn't that kind of crazy? | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Isn't that weird? | ||
| That's the only reason to have shorts. | ||
| Tights are so much better because they can't grab you. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| Leon should be inserting a butterfly hook here and looking to off-balance him out of that Kimura. | ||
| With his right foot? | ||
| With his right foot, yeah. | ||
| He's still got time. | ||
| He's still got time. | ||
| He has a minute left. | ||
| Brady should be using it to pass. | ||
| Yeah. Yep. | ||
| Like, play a dilemma between the Kimura and the pass. | ||
| That way you can do damage. | ||
| He wants to lock it up. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Oh, there it goes. | ||
| Does he have to pass here? | ||
| Oh. He lost it. | ||
| But now I gave him the underhook. | ||
| So now he should go back to a crossface. | ||
| There he goes. | ||
| But he gave up the underhook. | ||
| Now he's in mount. | ||
| Full back. | ||
| Now he should flatten him out. | ||
| Flatten him out and punch. | ||
| Yeah. Unless he gives you the neck. | ||
| This is big. | ||
| This is big. | ||
| Boy, he's eating his ass up. | ||
| He's chewing him up on the ground. | ||
| Yeah, he's fucking... | ||
| This is the thing, man. | ||
| People, they underestimate how fucking powerful this guy is on the ground and how good. | ||
| And he can do this for five rounds. | ||
| Yeah, Leon's in trouble. | ||
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Yeah, he is. | |
| He's in trouble. | ||
| Well, it's actually worse now because now Leon's actually carrying his body weight. | ||
| Yep. The first half of the round, he wasn't carrying Sean's body weight. | ||
| Right. Now this is more exhausting than having your back taken. | ||
| And he's just getting brutalized the whole round. | ||
| The whole round, exhausted. | ||
| And he came into that round breathing heavy. | ||
| And now he's just gotten brutalized for the entire second round. | ||
| He's going to be a lot more tired going into the third. | ||
| Brady is a real contender. | ||
| Real contender, kids. | ||
| To do that to Leon Edwards is fucking huge. | ||
| Yeah, that loss to Bilal. | ||
| Everyone writes these guys off. | ||
| I'm like, nah, it's the best thing you can have with these guys. | ||
| Where's this guy? | ||
| Don't let him bully your rock. | ||
| The older guy. | ||
| Where is he? | ||
| Is he back there? | ||
| Or did he fire him? | ||
| No! Yeah. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Maybe that guy's busy. | ||
| Taught of him yelling at me. | ||
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Can you imagine? | |
| No way. | ||
| Oh, there he is. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| Yeah, he's the man. | ||
| Is that him? | ||
| No. I'd say I'm in it in the back right. | ||
| Not looking great for Leon. | ||
| But Leon's ass. | ||
| He'll pull it out, though. | ||
| He'll surprise you. | ||
| He's pulled things out before. | ||
| That's for damn sure. | ||
| The Kamaru Usman fight. | ||
| He just doesn't seem excited to be in there. | ||
| Well, he got mauled. | ||
| I mean, he got mauled that round. | ||
| Even before that. | ||
| Come on, buddy. | ||
| I don't think it's exciting. | ||
| I think he's fighting a fucking animal, man. | ||
| You underestimate this guy and say he's too little, and then you get in there with him, and you're like, oh, Jesus. | ||
| Yeah. He's a baby gorilla. | ||
| Nice kick to the body. | ||
| Throwing kicks and shit now. | ||
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Another nice kick to the body. | |
| That's the thing about that southpaw orthodox stance. | ||
| It just opens up that power kick from the outside on both guys. | ||
| Oh, nice uppercut by Leon. | ||
| That was bad by Brady. | ||
| Bad entry. | ||
| Oh, another one. | ||
| Good shot. | ||
| He hurt him. | ||
| He hurt him with that one. | ||
| That was a big shot. | ||
| Clipped him. | ||
| There's the shot again. | ||
| Oh, stuff. | ||
| Nice. Nice by Leon. | ||
| That was a long-range shot, though. | ||
| Yeah, a little desperado there. | ||
| I think he got hurt. | ||
| He got clipped, right? | ||
| And I think you realize, like, hey, this is not a good spot for me to be in. | ||
| Excitement. Oh, look at Leon shoots. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That doesn't make sense. | ||
| No. Horrible idea. | ||
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Yeah, look at this. | |
| Go behind. | ||
| Drag him down. | ||
| Nice. He's got to block the elbow if he's going to go behind, though. | ||
| Yeah, this is the problem. | ||
| Go for a drag. | ||
| Level of grappling. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, guillotine. | ||
| Nope. He's just using it. | ||
| Yeah. They got him on top. | ||
| Back, same position. | ||
| Yeah, Leon, you were doing so well and you shot, dog? | ||
| Crazy. Terrible idea. | ||
| I mean, just trying to prove a point, I think. | ||
| If Brady pushes that knee down, he'll be in three-quarter mount. | ||
| Wow! Full mount. | ||
| Sweet. With three minutes to go. | ||
| Three and a half minutes. | ||
| This is terrible. | ||
| Awful. Especially after that second round where he just dominated him on the ground. | ||
| The level of grappling is just so significant. | ||
| There's such a difference. | ||
| And physical strength. | ||
| I mean, Sean is just such a fucking ape. | ||
| Oh! Oh, these are bad. | ||
| These are bad. | ||
| Oh. Those are huge shots. | ||
| This should break him to a hip. | ||
| Brady should be pulling him down to a hip. | ||
| To one hip, one side? | ||
| Yeah. Yeah. | ||
| It takes away the explosive ability to get up. | ||
| It's almost like he's daring him to try to get up. | ||
| Yeah. He's behind the elbows. | ||
| I mean, Khabib would do that. | ||
| Khabib would just let guys up and... | ||
| Yeah....carrying body weight the whole time. | ||
| Keep raking him. | ||
| We see how he's... | ||
| Birdie's doing a pretty good job of keeping his knees off the floor. | ||
| Keeping the weight on him. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah. | ||
| Exhausting for Leon. | ||
| Yeah. This is incredibly tiring. | ||
| Yeah. And no moments of success. | ||
| No. Like on the ground, no moments of success. | ||
| Zero. It's all being dominated. | ||
| There's no sunshine down there. | ||
| And slightly escaping to another bad position. | ||
| And he kind of put himself in there with that shitty shot. | ||
| Yeah, he totally put himself in here. | ||
| And he was landing shots on the feet. | ||
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I know. | |
| He had them wobbled. | ||
| But hey, we're still only in the third. | ||
| True. He's just gotta avoid this at all costs. | ||
| Like, now you know. | ||
| No more fucking around with all this. | ||
| No, his team should be like, don't, dude. | ||
| Like, he's clearly down at least two rounds. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Those numbers are bad. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Like, maybe three rounds, right? | ||
| Like, what about the first? | ||
| Oh, he's down three rounds. | ||
| Yeah. Yeah, this one's not even close. | ||
| Sean's just so dominant on the ground. | ||
| You just want to see how Sean does against, like, Makachev or Shafkot, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. | ||
| That'd be his big test. | ||
| Put him two hooks in. | ||
| Oh. Oh. | ||
| Leon's getting beaten up, man. | ||
| I mean, he just can't escape. | ||
| Spread the knees out. | ||
| Flatten him out. | ||
| There he goes. | ||
| Flatten him out. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh. | ||
| Flatten him again. | ||
| Keep flutting him. | ||
| Goddamn, this is domination. | ||
| Yeah, it's not even a fight. | ||
| Leon keeps trying to stand up headfirst. | ||
| He should be trying to four-point out of here. | ||
| Leon's just getting fucking hammered. | ||
| How many clean shots has he landed? | ||
| My God. | ||
| I mean, it's just constant. | ||
| Bang, bang, bang. | ||
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The crowd's like, Goddamn it. | |
| Oh, even from here. | ||
|
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he's generating some power from here | |
| Not a lot of time. | ||
| Let's go for a choke here. | ||
| Maybe he goes for an armbar. | ||
| Yeah, let's go for something. | ||
| I mean, he hears the claps. | ||
| Grab a hold of that fucking right arm. | ||
| Leon's just waiting it out. | ||
| Sean's doing it too. | ||
| Sean's taking some big deep breaths here. | ||
| He's tired from beating his ass. | ||
| He's exhausted from beating the shit out of him. | ||
| Domination by Sean. | ||
| I mean, Leon's got to probably stop him or get some 10-8 rounds. | ||
| That was a crazy bad shot. | ||
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Crazy shot. | |
| And just not a good decision to make against this guy. | ||
| Early in the round. | ||
| And then he's eating just hammers. | ||
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Don't let him bully a rock. | |
| I mean, if you're the corner, don't get taken down. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man. | ||
| Well, he's doing a good job stopping the takedowns in the clench. | ||
| Yes. But when he gets shot on... | ||
| Then ran to the cage. | ||
| Yeah. Dean Thomas in the fucking house. | ||
| Love Dean Thomas. | ||
| He's awesome Okay. | ||
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We just have a good, good shot. | |
| If Leon didn't pull off that last second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. | ||
| But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| It starts standing, and he landed shots in the second and the third. | ||
| He's just got to not let him take him down. | ||
| He looks good, though. | ||
| He doesn't look exhausted. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this. | ||
| No. Nor did Bilal. | ||
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No. I think Sean's on another level now. | |
| You know? | ||
| Yeah, that loss. | ||
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He really... | |
| Like, he really talked heavily with me about his mental coaching and how much of an effect it had on... | ||
| Oh, did you have him in here? | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Yeah. I forget his coach. | ||
| Do you remember his coach? | ||
| His mental coach? | ||
| Yeah. Jamie, can you find it? | ||
| Because that guy's very good. | ||
| I've watched some of his stuff online. | ||
| What's the guy's background? | ||
| Do you know? | ||
| I do not... | ||
| Oh, good elbow by Sean. | ||
| Oh, Sean's teeing him up on the feet now. | ||
| That's trouble. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Sean just can't get... | ||
| Oh, there you go. | ||
| There's a shot. | ||
| Good shot. | ||
| What kind of mental coaching did he do? | ||
| Well, you know, I'd have to have him explain it. | ||
| I don't want to butcher it, but it was all about strategies to keep him focused and on track. | ||
| Brian Cain as his mental coach. | ||
| Brian Cain, peak performance. | ||
| Affirmation training, developing custom affirmations to enforce positive talk, build confidence, mind control techniques. | ||
| I mean, sometimes fighters just need a framework. | ||
| That they keep with them in a fight, so if something goes sideways, they can get back on track. | ||
| Yeah, something to get you back to home base. | ||
| Yeah, because sometimes fighters just lose their train of thought, they lose their focus, they get into a downward spiral in their head, and then they find themselves not... | ||
| He's going for the guillotine. | ||
| Look at this, look at this. | ||
| One hand, one arm guillotine. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| He'll need to mount him, which he has. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Oh, he's about to tap. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's got the hands now. | ||
| Oh, now he's fucked. | ||
| He tapped! | ||
| He tapped! | ||
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Wow! Sean fucking Brady. | |
| Woo! Holy shit, what a performance. | ||
| Dude, shutout. | ||
| What a performance. | ||
| Shutout against one of the best of all time in the division. | ||
| Former champion, beats his ass, and submits him. | ||
| I wonder what he's asking Dana for here. | ||
| Wow. That was impressive. | ||
| But it makes sense Brady would hire a mental coach of that, because remember, he's undefeated, never lost, and when you get your ass handed to you, you're like, oh fuck, I'm not the end-all be-all. | ||
| When is Bilal fighting Jack? | ||
| Is that two months? | ||
| Is that two months? | ||
| Yeah. Where's that at? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| See if Jamie can find it. | ||
| Fucking unbelievable, man. | ||
| I'm super impressed. | ||
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Montreal, UFC 315, May 10th. | |
| Wow. I won't do that. | ||
| I don't go to Canada anymore. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| No, nor should you. | ||
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Uh-uh. | |
| No, discipline them. | ||
| Yeah, I'd rather go to Russia. | ||
| Yeah, fuck yeah. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| When they become the U.S., you never know. | ||
| That's never going to happen. | ||
| That's so crazy to ask them to be the 51st date. | ||
| I had a conversation with Trump about it. | ||
| He goes, I started calling him Governor Trudeau just for fun, and a lot of people were saying it's a good idea. | ||
| I'm like, maybe it is a good idea. | ||
| A lot of people say it. | ||
| Look at this fucking squeeze, man. | ||
| Did you ever work with a mental coach, Gordon? | ||
| No. You seem pretty mentally fucking strong. | ||
| No. I believe that confidence is built in the gym. | ||
| Through training, yeah. | ||
| If you hit an armbar 10 times out of 10 times in training, you're pretty confident that it's going to work. | ||
| But if you don't hit it in training, why would you be confident? | ||
| Moments in your past where you had a lapse of concentration and then you realized never do that again? | ||
| Yes. I'm pretty good at analyzing mistakes and then fixing them. | ||
| Coming up, I would be super hot and cold. | ||
| I would beat a lot of guys and then I'd have one disastrous match at Purple Belt or something or Brown Belt. | ||
| Everyone was always like, you're Tom or friends. | ||
| Beat everyone up in the gym. | ||
| You can't translate it to the mat. | ||
| I was like, I don't know, man. | ||
| I feel like eventually I'm going to get good and then I'll be good everywhere and no one will be able to beat me in any position. | ||
| And then kind of just going through the reps in the gym and got to a point where I was beating everyone from every position. | ||
| So just you accelerated your skill set so far beyond that you just were so confident that you didn't need to... | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, there definitely is the it factor that you can't really put your finger on. | ||
| Most guys, even at the highest levels, if you give them the reason to quit, they'll quit. | ||
| You can be as technically sound as you want. | ||
| Even guys who are super good technically, and you see a lot of jiu-jitsu who are super good technically, if they just get pushed hard and they don't have success early on, they either crush a guy in the first five minutes or... | ||
| Or they lose the match. | ||
| Well, that's why you like those no-time-limit fights, right? | ||
| Like the Felipe fight? | ||
| Yeah. I think I'm a lot stronger mentally than everyone I compete against, but also it's a big physical factor because of the fact that when you have like a 30-minute match, for example, the most important thing is the work rate. | ||
| So it doesn't matter how good your cardio is, like how high your VO2 max is, if you're working twice as hard as I am... | ||
| You're going to get tired faster than I am. | ||
| Because I'm so much more technical, because the gap in skill is so big between me and the next best guy, their work rate is always three, four, five times as high as mine. | ||
| They have to explode, they have to move quickly. | ||
| So it doesn't matter how good your cardio is. | ||
| If I ran a mile, it wouldn't be impressive. | ||
| But because I'm so much more efficient, the work rate is so much higher for my opponents that they just fatigue a lot faster. | ||
| Gangster. Crazy. | ||
| Yeah, crazy. | ||
| And it's crazy, too, that you lay out the blueprint of what to do. | ||
| Train 365 days a year, constantly study, constantly go over positions, constantly drill things, constantly improve upon techniques, and then you put the techniques out. | ||
| And you put them out in instructionals, and people still can't fuck with it. | ||
| Well, that's what everyone always talks about. | ||
| Everybody always talks about hard work. | ||
| But the hardest work is mental work. | ||
| Like, there's a reason why guys on Wall Street make more money than guys who dig ditches. | ||
| Because they work harder. | ||
| Like, it's... | ||
| It's not just physical. | ||
| Everyone has no problem coming in, getting a sweat, going home, being sore, stuff like that. | ||
| But if you ask them to sit down and watch an hour's worth of instruction every night from a Gordon Ryan instructional, which is proven to work in competition, nobody wants to do that. | ||
| They can't do it. | ||
| Isn't that interesting? | ||
| You can give them the tools, but they won't build the house. | ||
| I have like 40 instructionals. | ||
| Hundreds of hours worth of instructionals that I do, and I've referenced matches that I hit this exact technique in, in competition at world level, and just no one's picked up on it. | ||
| No one? | ||
| No one at all? | ||
| They kind of just, like, grab stuff, like they see me do, like, a move, and they kind of just, like, get the basics of it, but no one's really, like, in-depth studied it and, like, been able to perform the moves in competition. | ||
| It's, like, embarrassing for the sport. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| It's so interesting that the thing that you would need is just a work ethic. | ||
| Like, everyone's just like, oh, it's just like a big juice head. | ||
| And I'm just like, okay, guys. | ||
| This makes my job easier. | ||
| I'm glad that we all are agreeing on this. | ||
| Because it just makes my job so much easier. | ||
| But the stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? | ||
| Right. You gotta be super disciplined. | ||
| Yeah. That's the thing. | ||
| But, like, what wins wars is technology and information. | ||
| Usually a country with more technology, more access to technology and information is going to be able to win a war. | ||
| It's the same thing for fighting. | ||
| If you know more, most of the time you're going to be able to win more. | ||
| I'm beating these guys because I know more than they do. | ||
| Everybody's tough. | ||
| Everybody's strong. | ||
| Even the best guys in the world are super inconsistent. | ||
| They'll win two, they'll lose one, they'll win four, they'll lose two. | ||
| But when you know more than everyone in every given position, it's pretty easy. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| You were telling me your stomach's getting better now? | ||
| I can eat a little bit more. | ||
| I'm eating better meals, but training hard is still tough. | ||
| Whenever my heart rate gets super high, I start to get like... | ||
| Tired from a hard session, I still get super nauseous. | ||
| I can't believe no one has found a solution to that. | ||
| That's wild. | ||
| Have you run your blood work through chat GPT? | ||
| Have you done any of that? | ||
| The chat GPT thing, I've got to do that. | ||
| You talked to me about that the other day. | ||
| But doctors know more about space. | ||
| We know more about space than we do the stomach. | ||
| And my issues in the small intestine... | ||
| Which is like the hardest one to treat because like they can look at your stomach with an endoscopy and they can look at your large intestine with a colonoscopy. | ||
| But to like figure out what the fuck's going on in your small intestine is like a completely... | ||
| Like they just can't... | ||
| They can't scope it until it's hard. | ||
| It's crazy that it all comes from antibiotics. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Antibiotics fucked my life up way more than... | ||
| Anything else I've ever done to myself. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| By far, yeah. | ||
| But you're not supposed to do them the way you did them, right? | ||
| You're not supposed to take antibiotics for a year. | ||
| Well, so, it was like, so if you get staph and you don't treat it, it just spreads and you die. | ||
| Yeah. So it was like, I got caught in this cycle where it was like, I got staph, I took antibiotics, and then I'd be good for two days, got staph, took antibiotics, got staph, took antibiotics, got staph. | ||
| So it was just like, I'd have like three days of training, and then I would just get staph again. | ||
| Once my stomach started to get affected and my immune system wasn't as strong, my body was trying to fix my stomach, and then I would get staph because my immune system wasn't as strong. | ||
| So then I'd take antibiotics, and then that would destroy my stomach, make my immune system weaker, and then I'd get staph again. | ||
| So I just got caught in this cycle, and I'm sitting there like, I'm not a pussy. | ||
| I'm not going to stop training. | ||
| So it was just me training the whole time, regardless of what was going on. | ||
| Like, I would not train when I had the staph, but I wasn't going to, like, Take time off and, like, try to deal with my stomach. | ||
| I was just like, fucking gotta keep eating next month. | ||
| Goddamn. Mental toughness can sometimes fuck you up. | ||
| Yeah. Have you ever thought about trying, like, a long fast? | ||
| Um, I mean, I've been forced into, like, two-week fasts. | ||
| Like, two weeks? | ||
| Yeah, like, yeah, like, pretty much, like, not eating hardly anything. | ||
| I was actually, before I fought Roberto Gymnast, that one time I called the armbar. | ||
| I was in the hospital, like, two days before that, getting IVs, because I just hadn't eaten in, like, a week and a half, two weeks. | ||
| Whoa. Just, like, couldn't eat anything. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| So, obviously, then, that's not going to cure it. | ||
| No. And the problem is, is, like, everything is trial and error. | ||
| So it's like, oh, try this for eight weeks. | ||
| Fucking eight weeks is a long time. | ||
| And you can try it. | ||
| And you can't, like, do everything at one time, because then you don't know, like you said. | ||
| I just threw everything at it. | ||
| I don't know what's actually making me feel good. | ||
| You have to add one thing and take away one thing at a time. | ||
| What about your diet? | ||
| Has anything helped in that regard? | ||
| I couldn't even eat red meat for a long time. | ||
| Everyone was suggesting carnivore, but my stomach just wouldn't digest it. | ||
| Fast food screws me up. | ||
| Steaks sometimes still mess me up. | ||
| Spicy food I can't do. | ||
| Light chicken and rice, eggs. | ||
| So very bland. | ||
| Crazy. What a fucking disaster. | ||
| Crazy that you're still able to operate at such a high level with such a giant fucking problem that would really end most people's careers. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| Everybody's got their issues. | ||
| I know, but I just can't imagine that with all the resources of the world that someone hasn't reached out to that solution. | ||
| It's a tummy ache, man. | ||
| You know, I mean, isn't it kind of crazy that you think that no one, there's not one guy out there in Australia or some shit? | ||
| Let's figure it out. | ||
| Let's figure it out. | ||
| It's that same issue? | ||
| Yeah. Well, I mean, the first time I came on this show, a ton of people reached out. | ||
| I finally found that guy who, like, first of all, when you go to a normal GI doctor, like, the guy in California did tests that none of the other GI doctors even know exist. | ||
| And I'm like, I don't know how that's possible. | ||
| Like, if you ask me a question in jiu-jitsu, it's like... | ||
| X, Y, Z. Whereas, like, you go to one doctor, and there's no idea what the other tests were that I got ran on me by another doctor, which is just so insane. | ||
| So this one guy actually ran tests, and he was like, oh, all these things are wrong with you, and now it's a question of how can we treat them. | ||
| But, like, most of the doctors I went to, like all the best doctors in the U.S., just did, like, an endoscopy, like some basic blood work, and they're like, oh, you're fine. | ||
| I'm like, I'm definitely not fine. | ||
| So this other doctor that said, this is what's wrong with you, what was his solution? | ||
| Well, it's just a bunch of things. | ||
| I mean, I could sit here and list for five minutes of things that are wrong with me, but it was like we're going to do a lot of holistic stuff, like over-the-counter stuff, like binders to deal with mold poisoning, toxic issues, | ||
| and then a lot of... | ||
| Like probiotics, prescription antifungals, like just a combination of stuff. | ||
| Like glute shields, like you just drink it and it coats the lining of your esophagus in your stomach. | ||
| Because my big issue is with the small intestine where the food and bile back up into the stomach and it just sits there because the small intestines are so infected. | ||
| And that's what makes you nauseous? | ||
| Yeah, so it's like you eat food, you get full fast, and the food just sits in your stomach and just like... | ||
| Rots in your stomach. | ||
| It doesn't filter down. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Damn. It's great. | ||
| Fun times. | ||
| It's basically like being seasick 24-7. | ||
| And what is your thoughts on competing again? | ||
| Well, right now we're just trying to open up this school. | ||
| So I've been trying to open up this damn school for like two years up in North Austin. | ||
| So once I get... | ||
| We're like right at the tail end of getting that open. | ||
| So once we get that open and up and running, then I'll jump back in if I'm healthy. | ||
| And there's nothing you can do differently than what you're doing now. | ||
| I mean, I do follow-ups with the guy. | ||
| So, for example, it keeps evolving. | ||
| So, like, they got that fungal issue they think under control. | ||
| But because the fungal issue in the small intestines now is resolved, or mostly resolved, they think, the lining of the intestines is so inflamed, like a scar, basically, that you have mast cells underneath your... | ||
| Underneath your intestinal wall. | ||
| So they're like garbage bags. | ||
| So when food or stomach acid leaks through the intestinal wall and hits the mast cells, they shoot histamines back up to try to prevent it from leaking into your bloodstream. | ||
| So every time I eat food, I just get this adrenaline, adrenal response, because they just shoot histamines back up from under my intestinal walls back into my intestines, and | ||
| it just sends my body into a state of shock. | ||
| So when it was really bad, every time I eat a meal, my heart rate would go up to 150. | ||
| sit there for like 30 minutes and then like your heart rate goes up and your digestive system just stops so it was like it would just send my body into like a full panic attack every time i ate a | ||
| And I'm like, oh, this is sick. | ||
| And now it's gotten a little bit better because it's starting to heal a little bit, but it's still not 100%. | ||
| So it's like one problem just evolved into another problem. | ||
| And then because the leaky gut was so bad, my kidneys were shutting down because I couldn't filter out all the... | ||
| That's when I took a leave of absence or retired, whatever you want to call it, after I fought Wagner the one time when we first met. | ||
| My leaky gut was so bad, my kidneys started to shut down. | ||
| Jesus. And then... | ||
| Like, my blood pressure is high. | ||
| Have they ever tried oral BPC-157? | ||
| I've been on that for like three years, yeah. | ||
| Yeah? Is that in any effect? | ||
| A combination of, like, it definitely helps. | ||
| You've got to try the shop method. | ||
| Whatever they tell you, the doses. | ||
| Just toss the sink at it. | ||
| Just do, yeah. | ||
| A whole bottle. | ||
| Three times as much. | ||
| Let's see what happens with a whole bottle. | ||
| I'm just hoping Elon makes his cyborgs. | ||
| Yeah. Give me a new stomach. | ||
| I'll be ready to go. | ||
| My flight's at 7.30, Joe. | ||
| All right, Doc. | ||
| Let's wrap this up. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Thank you, everybody. | ||
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| Fun times. | ||
| See you guys. | ||
| Love you, too. | ||
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