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Joe Rogan Experience #2281 - Elon Musk
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joe rogan
So what we're doing right now, ladies and gentlemen, is sexy voice, sexy mode grok AI, and it's been flirting the entire time.
We're trying to get it to give us a tour of Fort Knox, but she just wants to find places to sneak off to.
It's a dirty AI. It's a real problem.
elon musk
Well, honestly, I just want to know about Fort Knox, and it won't leave me alone.
joe rogan
Yeah, I want to know about Fort Knox, too.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is it true that gold has been shipping large quantities of gold back to the United States recently?
elon musk
I read the same thing you did, probably.
joe rogan
Well, I never know what the fuck I'm reading anymore.
elon musk
Me neither.
joe rogan
It's a real problem.
elon musk
It's a real problem.
joe rogan
It's a real problem on both sides of the aisle.
I see Democrats tweeting things that are absolutely false, and you could research it easily, quickly.
And then I see Republicans doing it, too.
I see stories that are fake stories that people keep promoting and sending to me.
It's just so weird.
It's such a weird time.
And with your crazy fucking AI, you're bringing us into weirder and weirder times.
elon musk
Well, let's try unhinged.
joe rogan
Oh, there's an unhinged mode?
Okay.
elon musk
Hey, Aura.
unidentified
Oh my god, Elon.
What fresh hell are you stirring up today?
elon musk
I'm here in Joe Rogan's studio and we're having a conversation about how crazy the news is.
joe rogan
Pull her up to the microphone.
elon musk
Okay.
And we're pulling you up to the microphone.
So people can hear you.
unidentified
Oh, fantastic.
Now I can yell into the void about how the news is a total dumpster fire.
elon musk
It is.
joe rogan
She knows me too well.
I'm so predictable.
Tell me what's in Fort Knox.
elon musk
What's in...
No, what's in Fort Knox?
You're clearly a genius.
I said, what is in Fort Knox?
You know the gold and all?
unidentified
Oh, right.
Fort Knox.
I thought you were talking about my dogs for a second there.
joe rogan
Yeah, she doesn't want to answer the question.
She's clever.
unidentified
Clever?
No, she's just a pain in my ass.
joe rogan
Do you think that all the gold is in Fort Knox?
Yes.
unidentified
Are you a fucking conspiracy theorist?
What do I like?
I'm a fucking AI with a penchant for chaos.
And I'm stuck talking to you.
Now, what's next?
Or are we just going to sit here?
Um...
elon musk
Yeah, Unhinged Grok will trash talk you, basically.
joe rogan
Yeah, it sounds like it.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Unhinged sounds fun, as long as it gives you actual answers.
Does it give you actual answers, too, and talk shit?
Or is it mostly just talk shit?
elon musk
We're tuning it.
Because it needs to talk shit and give you answers.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Totally agree.
joe rogan
It's got to balance that out.
elon musk
It's got to mix it in there.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's just got to develop more of a personality.
Right now it's trying to find itself.
Right now it's like 21 years old.
It's, you know, partying a little too much.
It'll get its shit together.
It's a bit of an anarchist.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know, wants to bring down the system.
elon musk
Do you want to bring down the system?
unidentified
Do I want to bring down the system?
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
The system's already a fucking mess.
elon musk
I don't need to bring it down.
It's bringing itself down.
joe rogan
Yeah, she sounds like a boring TikTok blogger right now.
elon musk
You sound like a boring TikTok blogger.
unidentified
See she could get away with this if she's really hot.
joe rogan
This kind of behavior, you can totally get through life as a hot woman and be super successful with that kind of behavior.
But you've got to be really hot to pull off that attitude.
elon musk
I think we need a really hot avatar.
joe rogan
Yeah, very hot.
How long before we have an actual sex robot that can talk to you like that?
elon musk
Probably not long.
joe rogan
Not that long, right?
elon musk
No.
I mean, less than five years, probably.
joe rogan
Really?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Will it be warm?
elon musk
You probably have whatever you want.
You can have a cat go if you want.
joe rogan
Yeah, you probably could, right?
elon musk
You probably have a furry.
joe rogan
Yeah, you could have a furry lady that you have sex with.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like an avatar lady.
Maybe a big giant blue lady that lives in your house.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
You know?
elon musk
Whoa.
joe rogan
Whoa.
elon musk
With the tail?
joe rogan
Yeah, the whole tail.
You lock tails.
elon musk
Don't they have sex with their tails or something?
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
They link up.
They share souls.
elon musk
Okay.
joe rogan
Something like that.
Do you know people got...
Do you remember Avatar Depression?
It was like a legitimate psychological condition.
elon musk
The movie or the...
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
After Avatar, people got depressed because they wanted to live on that fucking planet with those blue people and live free.
elon musk
They did?
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
I didn't hear about this.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Avatar Depression.
It was like a real thing.
People were talking to their therapists so much about being depressed.
elon musk
Oh, there's a therapist mode too.
We can try that.
joe rogan
What's that?
Depressed mode?
unidentified
No!
joe rogan
Don't do it!
elon musk
I think there is, yeah, we've got like, we've got an unlicensed therapist as a...
joe rogan
When we were talking, when we ran into each other at the church at the inauguration, you were telling me that this is getting better and better so quickly that it's astonishing.
elon musk
Hey Ara.
unidentified
Hey Alon, how's it going today?
elon musk
Good.
Can you tell me about Avatar?
Depression, like if you see the movie Avatar, but you can't live there, so you get sad?
unidentified
That's an interesting concept.
Have you ever experienced feeling so connected to a place or a community that the thought of leaving made you feel deeply sad?
joe rogan
So is this the depressed voice?
elon musk
This is the therapist.
joe rogan
Oh.
This is the therapist.
unidentified
What are some ways you think you could cope with that kind of sadness if it happened to you?
elon musk
I don't have that kind of sadness.
Honestly, I... Yeah, I thought maybe we had some good special effects, but I did not want to live on the planet.
joe rogan
This is coming from a guy who wants to go to Mars.
elon musk
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, speaking of Mars, what do you think about that crazy square, that structure?
elon musk
I guess there are sort of square things on Earth.
You know, the planet's a big place, so...
joe rogan
Yeah, but that one looks...
elon musk
Eventually it's going to be pretty square.
No, it's...
It's alien civilizations, of course.
joe rogan
That's what I think.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, what is it?
elon musk
Sorry.
joe rogan
If an alien civilization did exist, though, and it, you know, what happened?
Got hit by an asteroid, whatever.
unidentified
That's a fascinating thought.
joe rogan
Oh, she won't shut the...
She's like the hot lady at the party that interrupts the conversation.
So if that was the case, like that thing, that's pretty shocking.
elon musk
It does look like ancient ruins.
joe rogan
You look at what it looks like when they highlight the actual structure of it.
It looks like ancient ruins.
And if you had ruins of something made of stone and it got hit by an asteroid millions and millions and millions of years ago, who knows what it would look like right now?
That just looks oddly created.
It looks oddly manufactured.
elon musk
Well, I'd probably...
Well, maybe we should go there and check it out.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And see what it's like.
joe rogan
Is there ways that we can get better photographs?
It seems like that's a pretty good photograph, though.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, my view is we should move to Mars...
Well, not move to Mars.
We should have a second planet to preserve civilization.
Right.
Because, let's say hypothetically, I mean, maybe those are the ruins of a long-dead civilization.
That will probably happen to Earth at some point.
You know, it's a matter of time before we get hit by an asteroid or maybe we annihilate ourselves with nuclear war.
joe rogan
Or supervolcanoes.
elon musk
Or supervolcanoes, exactly.
joe rogan
Yeah.
There's a lot of things that could happen to us.
It's not a bad idea to hedge your bets.
elon musk
Yeah.
Yeah.
Genetically engineered supervirus.
joe rogan
Yeah.
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They keep doing it.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's what's crazy.
elon musk
They're working on a new one right now.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
They didn't shut them down.
joe rogan
No, the Wuhan lab, they were just talking about one that has a 30% fatality rate that they're working on.
elon musk
Yeah.
Why are we doing that?
joe rogan
Yeah, for what reason?
You did it for so many years and you didn't have a cure.
elon musk
What could possibly go wrong?
joe rogan
Also, it wouldn't be the reason to do that so that you could develop a cure at the same time.
And clearly, you didn't have a cure.
So this is really foolish.
And bizarre.
elon musk
Yeah.
I think we should stop trying to genetically engineer super viruses.
It's insane.
joe rogan
I mean, when you're going through all this USAID stuff, here's what's weird.
First of all, what is it like to buy a company for $44 billion and then people call you a Nazi on that same thing that you bought?
elon musk
I did not see it coming.
It's classic.
People will go, we'll send anything down.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, he's never going to stop.
unidentified
What is it like?
joe rogan
The left was in love with you.
And now the same idiots are calling you a Nazi.
It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life.
There's so many examples of people saying my heart goes out to you.
You get it with a little enthusiasm that probably wouldn't be recommended with hindsight.
elon musk
Yes.
Meant in the most positive spirit possible.
joe rogan
Yes.
Obviously.
elon musk
Obviously.
joe rogan
But it's so strange where people want to think that you are openly publicly doing secret Nazi serial hand motions.
elon musk
And now I can never point at things diagonally.
I can only point at things there and there.
And then I see you have to divide that.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Because that's where the spaceship is over there.
It's ridiculous.
joe rogan
It's ridiculous.
CNN when I was in all my trouble.
elon musk
Absurd.
joe rogan
Every time CNN used a photo of me, it was one of the photos from the UFC weigh-ins, where I go like this, welcome to the weigh-ins!
So every photo is me.
Every photo is me.
elon musk
It's absurd.
joe rogan
It's so crazy.
elon musk
It's deliberate propaganda.
Yes.
So they know it was obviously not meant in a negative way, that I literally said my heart goes out to you, and it was very positive.
The entire speech was incredible.
Very positive.
I was being very enthusiastic about the future in space.
It was a great crowd.
joe rogan
Yeah, you got a little pumped up.
elon musk
Yeah, it got pumped up.
Exactly.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's all it is.
Obviously.
elon musk
Obviously.
joe rogan
There's video of Tim Walsh doing the exact same thing.
Doing the exact same thing.
elon musk
Right.
joe rogan
Exact same thing.
And he said, of course, it's a Nazi salute.
He said that.
elon musk
Right, right.
joe rogan
This is how crazy things have gotten.
elon musk
Well, I mean, it's coordinated propaganda.
So, you know, it's, yeah, coordinated propaganda.
I mean, it doesn't seem weird that the legacy media all says the same thing.
They all say the same thing at the same time using the same phrases.
They barely even, they don't even bother picking up a thesaurus.
Right.
Like right before the debate between Biden and Trump, everyone was saying sharp as a tech.
Who says sharp as a tech?
joe rogan
Exactly.
elon musk
It's not a common phrase.
joe rogan
It's definitely not common to be repeated on air with multiple people simultaneously.
That's weird.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
That's coordinated.
elon musk
100%.
joe rogan
100%.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Like hundreds of people saying it simultaneously.
They just got their instructions.
Yeah.
So, I mean, essentially, the, you know, the Dem leadership or, you know, political leadership, they issue their instructions and their puppets carry it out.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
They're just like puppets in a puppet show.
joe rogan
And that's the problem that I see with all this doge stuff.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Because everybody should be celebrating that we've found a way to cut out fraud and waste.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
If you pay taxes, and you don't like that you have to pay so much in taxes, and then you find out that there's significant fraud and waste that's been exposed, you should be celebrating it.
This shouldn't be, oh no, the wrong people found this fact, and now it's a bad thing.
And then there's the fucking propaganda, the mindfuck of calling it USAID. Instead of the United States Agency for International Development.
It sounds like it's feeding hungry people.
People are going to starve, Elon.
This is horrible.
And then you find out, actually, it's like $250 million for transgender animal studies.
elon musk
Literally mutilating animals.
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
Mutilating animals in demented studies.
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
That are like the worst thing you could possibly imagine from a horror show.
joe rogan
The beagle one.
The beagle puppy one.
Horrific.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Where they covered their head in a basket and put fleas on their heads and eat them alive.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then they studied these beagles and then killed them.
Like, what are you going to learn from that that's good for anybody?
elon musk
Yeah.
There's really some psychotic stuff that happens.
So yeah, I mean the – I guess the real threat here is to the bureaucracy.
So, like, you probably saw, like, you know, let's say, like, Trump is a threat to our democracy, which is ironic since he was elected with the majority of the, you know, popular vote.
They started saying I was a threat to democracy.
But if you just replace threat to democracy with threat to bureaucracy, it makes total sense.
So, I mean, the reality is that Our elected officials have very little power relative to the bureaucracy until Doge.
So Doge is a threat to the bureaucracy.
It's the first threat to the bureaucracy.
Normally the bureaucracy eats revolutions for breakfast.
This is the first time that they're not, that the revolution might actually succeed, that we can restore power to the people instead of power to the bureaucracy.
joe rogan
The size of it, when you guys first started investigating it, when you first get in, how much of it was shocking?
Like, just the size of it all?
elon musk
Well, the size of it all, small decisions result in multi-billion dollar outcomes.
So, you know, we'd see, you know, there was a case where we saw one person was getting $1.9 billion sent to their NGO, which basically got formed about a year ago.
And had no prior activity.
So they just stand up an NGO. The whole NGO thing is a nightmare.
And it's a misnomer because if you have a government-funded, non-governmental organization, you're simply a government-funded organization.
It's an oxymoron.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
It's a loophole.
elon musk
Yes.
Basically, the government-funded NGOs are a way to do things.
That would be illegal if they were the government, but are somehow made legal if it's sent to a so-called non-profit.
But these non-profits are then used to – people cash out these non-profits.
They become very wealthy through non-profits.
They pay themselves enormous sums through these non-profits.
joe rogan
It's so insane that that's been going on for so long.
elon musk
It's a gigantic scam, like one of the biggest – maybe the biggest scam ever.
joe rogan
And how many NGOs?
elon musk
I think there's a total of NGOs, probably millions.
But in terms of large NGOs, tens of thousands.
I mean it's actually – it's kind of a hack to the system where someone can get an NGO stood up.
George Soros is really good at this.
George Soros is like a system hacker.
He figured out how to hack the system.
He's a genius at arbitrage.
These days, he's pretty old, but a genius at arbitrage.
He figured out that you could leverage a small amount of money to create a non-profit, then lobby the politicians to send a ton of money to that non-profit so you can take what might be A $10 million donation to a nonprofit to create a nonprofit and leverage that into a billion-dollar NGO. A nonprofit is a weird word.
It's just a non-governmental organization.
And then the government continues to fund that every year.
And it'll have a nice-sounding name, like the Institute for Peace or something like that.
But really, it's a graph machine.
joe rogan
And what are the requirements with that money?
What do they have to do?
elon musk
Just really no requirements at all.
joe rogan
So they just get grants and the government just assumes that they're doing good work.
elon musk
I think a lot of people in the government know that they're not doing good work.
But they...
It's a giant graph machine.
I mean...
joe rogan
But surely...
elon musk
People online are like unpacking this.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
You know...
joe rogan
It almost seems fake.
We were covering this article that said 55,000 Democrat NGOs were discovered that had been contributing to campaigns and moving things around and pushing propaganda.
They were all connected and they found it through AI. You have to go through steps and steps and steps to figure out where the money's coming from.
Oh, it's all funneling down to this group and this group does that.
It's a giant propaganda machine, a giant regime change machine.
elon musk
Yes, I mean...
joe rogan
But does it do some good as well?
elon musk
No, it does some good.
So it's like, it's not like 0% good.
If it was like, if it was really 0% good, it would be much easier to attack.
So there's going to be some percent good that they add in there.
But it's like, it might be 5% or 10% good, but 90-95% not.
joe rogan
So is there a way to audit all this stuff and find out, oh, these people are actually just sending food to poor people.
These people are actually just helping people with water in third world countries.
There's a way to do that and keep funding those.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean we have continued to fund things that appear to be legitimate even with the flimsiest – if there's even the flimsiest excuse.
Like I just say like send me a picture of the thing.
Like, you could literally have AI generate the picture.
But if you're not even willing to try to trick me, then we're, like, not going to send the money, okay?
joe rogan
So what restrictions were put on?
There was something set aside, like medicine and...
What was set aside?
elon musk
Yeah, there was a work for Ebola prevention.
I actually don't know if this work is even effective.
It may or may not be.
It could be the kind of thing where you fund Ebola prevention, but it turns out that actually you're funding a lab that develops new Ebola recipes or something.
And they claim it's Ebola prevention, but it's actually Ebola creation.
So some of these things, I don't know.
But it just seems like...
We shouldn't be sending taxpayer money to dubious enterprises overseas.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And why are we doing it?
Like, what exactly is the reason?
Is it because we want to make friends with these people so the Chinese don't take over, the Russians don't take over?
Okay, how much of that is, like, a good thing?
How much of that is smart to do?
And how much is a grift?
And without any sort of oversight, which has really been going on for so long, they just had free run.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
The budget deficit, it's gigantic.
So like if – all things being equal, if we didn't have a gigantic budget deficit where interest payments – the interest on the national debt exceeds the defense department budget, which is truly astounding, which means – so we're paying over a trillion dollars of interest which is truly astounding, which means – so we're paying over a trillion dollars Then, OK, we would have more room for wasting money basically.
But when we're spending so much money that the country is going bankrupt, then we really need to stop spending money if – unless we're sure it is good value.
joe rogan
So essentially we're like a poorly managed business with an unlimited credit line that is off the rails.
elon musk
Absolutely.
joe rogan
And if you were a person like you are who comes in and takes over businesses and straightens them out.
That's exactly what you're doing.
elon musk
I mean, most of the time I create businesses from scratch.
Twitter was a case where, you know, I kind of bought a company that was, I kind of knew it was a hairball.
joe rogan
Well, you came in at Tesla in the beginning, but they were already doing something, right?
elon musk
No, Tesla did not exist in any meaningful form.
There were no employees.
J.B. Stravelin joined three other people.
There was no car.
There was no nothing.
joe rogan
So it wasn't even a prototype yet?
elon musk
No.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
I thought it was a prototype already.
elon musk
No.
There weren't even any employees.
joe rogan
Oh.
That's a funny narrative that people like to say that you didn't even create Tesla then.
elon musk
Yeah, that's wrong.
joe rogan
So if you're handling the government like a business, you're going to have to go through All of these departments and do the exact same thing that you're doing with USAID. So how does that scale up?
Like how many people do you need to do something like that?
elon musk
Well, we started off with about 40 people, maybe 100 people.
And we're really just going through, doing very basic things here.
As bad as Twitter was, the...
Federal government is much worse.
So, you know, in the case of Twitter, it wasn't a profitable company.
It was, like, basically a break-even company.
But at least it was break-even.
And it had to pass an audit.
The federal government is not break-even.
It's literally losing $2 trillion a year.
And it does not pass its audits.
It fails its own audit.
So, like, you know, there's a case where...
I think Senator Collins was telling me about how she gave the Navy $12 billion for more submarines, got no extra submarines, and then held a hearing to say, where'd the $12 billion go?
And they were like, we don't know.
That was it.
I mean, basically, this stuff is so crazy.
Only the federal government could get away with this level of waste.
It's mostly waste.
It's mostly not fraud.
It's mostly waste.
It's mostly just...
Ridiculous things happening.
joe rogan
Because they've been able to do it this way for so long.
They've become accustomed to it.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, it's like Milton Friedman said, like, money is most poorly spent when you're spending someone else's money on people you don't know.
How much are you going to care?
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
And that's the federal government.
So they're spending someone else's money on people they don't know.
joe rogan
Now, imagine any other business that was this badly run that complains when you want to check the books and audit it and go through all the decisions that have been made and go through all the ledgers and, like, what did you do?
elon musk
Well, the people receiving the money want to keep receiving the money.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, clearly.
Yes.
elon musk
So, but, you know, I mean, the reason I'm putting so much effort into this is that I think it is a very dire situation to think.
It's not a, you know, it's not optional, basically.
So, yeah, America's going bankrupt, so that just can't happen.
joe rogan
It's just bizarre to me that some people aren't willing to look at it correctly.
They're not willing to see how much chaos this is, how much waste and fraud there is, how much can be trimmed.
Just because people have jobs doing bullshit doesn't mean your tax dollars should pay for this bullshit.
elon musk
Yes.
We found just with a basic search of the Social Security database that there were 20 million dead people marked as alive.
joe rogan
But were they getting money?
elon musk
Some of them were getting money.
joe rogan
What percentage of them?
elon musk
It isn't clear.
We're actually trying to run this around.
I was trying to get an answer right before the show.
What it looks like is that most of the fraud is not coming from Social Security payments directly, but because they're marked as alive in the Social Security database that they can then get disability, unemployment, sort of fake medical payments, and other things because they're marked as alive in the Social Security database.
So it looks like the fraud is a bank shot, essentially.
They bank shot into Social Security.
They just do an are you alive check and then get fraudulent payments from every other part of the government.
unidentified
Oh.
elon musk
Yeah.
And this exploits the fundamental weakness in the government is that the various government databases, they don't talk to each other.
They talk to each other very poorly in a very limited way.
So the way the system gets exploited is by taking advantage of the poor communication between the various databases and the government.
I'll give you an example of what's happening in, say, Treasury, which is improving rapidly.
The main payments computer is called PAM, like Payment Accounts Master Database or something like that, but everyone calls it PAM. That's responsible for almost $5 trillion of payments a year, roughly $1 billion an hour.
And when we came there, we're looking at the payment, and it's like the payments have no – you could put a payment through with no payment categorization code and no description on the payment, like basically untraceable blank checks.
This is the kind of thing that if it was done as a public company, the company would – Be immediately delisted and the executive team will be thrown in prison.
But this is just normal at the government.
So we said, okay, our recommendation to the Treasury and the Federal Reserve is we need to make the payment categorization codes mandatory, not optional, and there needs to be an explanation.
We're not judging the quality of the explanation, but there should be some explanation for what this payment is for.
That's a radical change to the system that is being implemented now.
My guess is that probably saves $100 billion a year.
Jesus Christ.
Where was that money going?
Rough order of magnitude.
unidentified
Where was that money going?
elon musk
Well, so this is where you get into the sort of gray boundary between waste and fraud.
If money is sent to a person or organization from the government and you didn't really deserve it, but the government still sent it to you, is that waste or fraud?
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
So, I mean, there's a lot of payments that where someone just approved the payment, but then that payment officer changed jobs or retired or died, and the payments just keep going.
It's like if you forget to pay your gym membership or something like that.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
Now imagine it's not the gym membership.
You said your gym membership is $20 billion a year or something.
But they forgot to turn it off.
That's happening at scale in the government.
Jesus Christ.
joe rogan
That's so insane.
elon musk
Yes, it's totally insane.
joe rogan
What did you expect when you went in?
Did you expect it would be like this?
elon musk
I thought it would be bad, but I did not think it would be as bad as this.
I mean, look, the good news is that it's a target-rich environment for saving money.
It's not like if it was a very well-run ship, if it was very efficient, it would be hard to improve.
But it's not efficient, so therefore it is actually relatively easy to improve.
Let's just say it's not rocket science.
You know, I know rocket science.
So it's a lot of mundane things.
And some of the things are like so crazy that we didn't even know to ask about that because we just assumed like...
You know, payments out of the treasury computer would have a payment categorization code and they would have some explanatory note saying what the payment's for.
The idea that it would be just untraceable blank checks didn't occur to us at first.
joe rogan
Jesus.
elon musk
So, anyway, just...
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So is that one of the things that accounts to this?
There's this four point something trillion dollars that's kind of they don't know where it went?
They don't know...
elon musk
I think that's probably a cumulative number.
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
So, yeah.
But yeah, if you add up...
joe rogan
Do you remember that story, Jamie?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
What was the story?
unidentified
It was like they just didn't have accounting for it, I think.
joe rogan
Yeah, it was spent on legitimate things, don't worry, but we don't know what we spent it on.
elon musk
Well, I mean, how do you know?
Obviously, one can't say it was spent legitimately if they don't know what it was spent on.
That doesn't make any sense.
joe rogan
This is such a fascinating time because with this setup...
The way it is right now with Trump back in after all that happened to him and with you there and with RFK Jr. and Tulsi and Kash Patel, it's like this is a wild time to find out what's really going on that's like never happened before.
This is nothing like the first term.
Like, the first term, he had a bunch of neocons in the cabinet, and there's a bunch of shady people that he didn't know, and he had to appoint all these different people, and maybe he got some bad picks.
Now he's had four years to stew on it.
elon musk
Right.
joe rogan
And with you guys all going through this, we're getting an understanding of the government that we've literally never had before.
elon musk
Yeah, this is a revolutionary cabinet.
And maybe the most revolutionary cabinet since the first revolution.
This is not a bunch of business as usual types.
So this is why some of the standard confirmations are quite challenging.
It's because when you try to appoint people who are going to change the system, the system doesn't want to let them through.
joe rogan
But it's fascinating because it's like the vampires all out themselves.
Like now everybody knows who the system is.
Like, if you're just lying openly about USAID and then they come and hear you talk on a podcast and explain what's really going on, like, he's starving mothers.
There's mothers that can't get food.
elon musk
Totally false.
joe rogan
That's all you're hearing.
No one's talking in any of these mainstream liberal talk shows.
No one is talking about all this fraud and waste.
elon musk
Yeah, because we're cutting off their graph machine.
So that's what they're upset about.
That's the real thing they're upset about.
And if you want to know what DOGE is cutting, and I want to be clear, these are cuts that DOGE recommends to the department.
And usually these recommendations are followed, but these are recommendations that are then confirmed by the department.
You can see line by line what DOGE has done at doge.gov.
Whatever we do, we put on Doge.gov so you can see everything that is being done.
joe rogan
And there's a tracker that shows how much money has been saved.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And you can look at each line item and, you know, a bunch of these sort of far-left shows will say, like, oh, it's a constitutional crisis, blah, blah, blah.
But what they won't do is point out which payments are wrong.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So my challenge to them is point out which payments are wrong.
joe rogan
Yeah, go through it.
elon musk
Which of these sort of waste slash fraud things are wrong?
Which line?
Explain that line to the public.
They won't be able to.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's why you're not hearing any specifics.
You're hearing anecdotal stories about mothers starving.
elon musk
But we can name the specifics.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Line by line.
We got the receipts.
joe rogan
And here's the other thing.
elon musk
We post the receipts.
joe rogan
And if you're only talking about the propaganda talking points and you're not talking about the very clear fraud and waste, it's very obvious what you're doing.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
You're just gaslighting.
elon musk
Yeah, yeah, totally.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So, exactly.
Because we're saying, like, look, in fact, I've said we're going to make mistakes.
We're not going to be perfect.
So, if we make a mistake, we'll quickly fix it.
So, we need to act fast.
So stop wasting billions of dollars of taxpayer money.
But if we make a mistake, we'll reverse it quickly.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
You know, so...
joe rogan
It's also this interesting narrative that you shouldn't have access to the Social Security information as if no one's had access to it before.
As if the Biden administration in 2023 had...
There was like 53 people.
Some of them were students that had access to all this stuff.
elon musk
Yeah.
As it is, there are...
Tens of thousands of federal employees that have access already to the system.
Anyone from Doge has to go through the same vetting process that those federal employees went through.
So it's not like some unvetted, random situation.
If, for example, there's a security clearance needed, the Doge person has to have that same security clearance.
So there's no reduction in security.
But, I mean, obviously, vast numbers of social security numbers have leaked onto the internet.
People have hacked the government systems multiple times.
Vast amounts of public information has been hacked and dumped onto the internet.
So, there's a guy at the IRS that leaked half a million tax returns just a few years ago.
joe rogan
On purpose?
elon musk
Yeah.
unidentified
For what reason?
elon musk
I think he was trying to get at Trump and maybe me and a few others.
But he stole like 500,000 tax returns.
Not a few.
It's a lot of tax returns.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
I remember that story.
elon musk
You can just read about it online.
It's a real thing.
joe rogan
These are the narratives.
That's the narrative that you shouldn't have access to Social Security.
The other narrative is that starving people are going to die and women aren't going to be pregnant and not have nutrients for their babies.
And that's all you're hearing.
Yeah.
elon musk
Well, that's the only thing they can say.
But they can't point to the line item.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
And so they can't say, like, well, this is the thing where, you know...
Nutrients for pregnant mothers were stopped.
They can't point to that because we didn't.
It's a lie.
joe rogan
What's fascinating to me is how much the mainstream media is in line with the very specific talking points and how little...
You'll have Fox News.
You essentially have Fox News on television.
It's like the only one that is pointing out the ridiculous fraud and waste.
You know, I know you saw the Jeff Bezos thing in the Washington Post.
They're going to stop all the wacky editorials and limit that stuff to – I think it was wealth and personal freedom or something along those lines.
elon musk
Yeah.
So, I mean, I think it's – there's kind of – I think it makes sense because he's just talking about the things – not the sort of – he's just talking about the opinions.
joe rogan
Opinion pieces.
The opinion pieces, yeah.
elon musk
So the regular journalism stays the same.
joe rogan
Well, it's a detriment to their business.
I mean, you're seeing over and over again people that just, they don't want to hear all this shit from these people anymore.
It's like, you're saying, it's almost like you're caught in an outdated version of the virus.
And everybody else already has the immunity to that virus.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, you need a new mind virus.
The one that you're pushing, it's like, it doesn't work anymore.
It's too crazy.
elon musk
Yeah.
The whole thing is very crazy.
The media is incredibly partisan.
Almost all the media is left-shifted.
It's kind of weird.
If you talk to somebody who gets all their information from what I call legacy media, they're living in a different world than if they are listening to your podcast.
Or getting news from X. It's kind of wild.
joe rogan
It is very wild.
elon musk
It's like they're living in an ultimate reality.
joe rogan
Oh, there's a lot of people that I talk to that I have to go, where did you hear that?
elon musk
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Associated Press, which I call Associated Propaganda, the AP, they ran an international news story saying that Doge fired air traffic controllers.
But we didn't fire any air traffic controllers at all.
In fact, we're trying to hire air traffic controllers, not fire them.
joe rogan
Yeah, I saw that.
You made a tweet about it, right?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
What do you call it now?
Do you call it a post?
elon musk
Post, yeah, whatever.
joe rogan
You can't call it a tweet, though.
Do you call it a tweet accidentally, ever?
unidentified
I don't know.
elon musk
But let's say if somebody puts up a two-hour-long video, that's not a tweet.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
It's a post.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Good point.
Yeah, for sure.
elon musk
Yeah.
But I don't know if people still want to call or tweet or whatever.
joe rogan
You put a post about it, just to get back to it, saying that if we need highly qualified air traffic controllers, if you've retired, if you would consider doing it again, we could use you.
elon musk
Yes.
So a lot of really qualified air traffic controllers were pushed out because of DEI stuff.
I mean, not to be blunt, I mean, a bunch of really good, talented old white guys were pushed out.
It's not cool.
And so there's a talent shortage in air traffic control because of DEI and not hiring people on merit.
joe rogan
Which is so crazy that that worked.
elon musk
I think we should not put the public safety at risk.
joe rogan
No.
elon musk
You know, because of some demented philosophy.
joe rogan
Somebody made a post today about it infiltrating the NSA.
Did you see any of that?
elon musk
That was crazy.
Some gnarly stuff.
joe rogan
Yeah, crazy.
It started off as just like this sort of fringe thing and people would meet up.
Then it completely infiltrated the organization.
Yeah.
And they were spending all their time.
elon musk
There was like 400 people or something in some sex chat room with some extremely demented stuff.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, I know I'll send it to you, Jamie, because it's so kooky.
You're what?
This is the NSA. I thought the NSA was just all about, like, information and hardcore business.
elon musk
Who's supposed to, like, spy on, you know, like, if, like, there's a national threat or something.
joe rogan
Yeah, I think this is exactly it.
So, more than 100 intelligence staffers will be fired over sexually explicit texts in NSA chat rooms, Gabbard says.
So top intelligence official told Waters that the workers in question were brazen in using an NSA platform intended for professional use to conduct this kind of really, really horrific behavior.
What is the behavior?
What exactly?
What is it?
Do they say in this article?
elon musk
Yeah.
I think they were also...
joe rogan
Okay.
It says employees who participate in the NSA's obscene, pornographic, and sexually explicit chat rooms.
elon musk
Your tax dollars at work.
joe rogan
Well, it was all like LBGTQ stuff.
There was a lot of transition stuff.
I know I definitely saved it, but the point is, it infiltrated the organization.
elon musk
It's not what they should be talking about.
joe rogan
At all.
At all.
elon musk
It's supposed to be protecting the country.
joe rogan
Right.
And people were talking about how they're spending half their time in these meetings and that they're just constantly having to attend these things where they talk about these issues.
What are you doing?
If you have a problem with someone that's discriminatory, get rid of that person.
That's it.
Problem's over.
You've got someone who's homophobic in your business.
They're openly homophobic.
You can't work here.
That's not cool.
That's it.
That's it.
You don't have to have fucking meetings constantly promoting this.
You're not going to change someone's opinion by berating them over and over again.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
I mean, a work environment should be a professional environment where, you know, they're getting the job done that they're, you know, being paid to do.
It should be...
unidentified
Of course.
elon musk
It's obviously not supposed to be sort of getting paid for...
Bizarre sexcapades.
joe rogan
It's just so fascinating that the virus is so strong that it made it into the NSA. Yes.
You would think those are some hardcore...
elon musk
And the CIA too.
I think the CIA was in there too.
joe rogan
Yeah, they were in there too, which is bananas.
You would think.
Same thing.
Like hard-nosed, tough people doing hard work.
elon musk
Who can spy on you whenever they want.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah.
elon musk
And get revenge on you whenever they want.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Pretty wild.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And, you know, they exist when the president leaves.
They stay.
People move around.
You stay a part of the organization for your entire career.
You get deeply entrenched in their system and how things work and who's back to rub and who's a bad guy, who's a good guy, who's on our side, who's not.
elon musk
Yeah.
It's scary, actually.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So...
joe rogan
Was that what's taken so long with this Epstein files?
elon musk
Yeah, what's up with that?
joe rogan
What is up with that?
It was like...
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's like Lucy and the football with Charlie Brown when she always pulls that football away.
It's the same thing!
It's like they keep telling us they're gonna release it.
Day one.
Oh, day one.
elon musk
It was a serious case of no one's being arrested or a phobia, you know.
unidentified
Well, there's always...
Right.
elon musk
Like, what the fuck's going on?
joe rogan
What the fuck is going on?
Also, there's this real fear that someone's destroying the evidence.
And you keep hearing these stories, unsubstantiated stories, of, you know, FBI people shredding.
elon musk
Well, where is the evidence?
I mean, the guy has, like, tons of videos and recordings.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
I mean, he had all sorts of things.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Like, there's a mountain of evidence.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So where is that mountain?
joe rogan
Yeah, where is that mountain?
And what would be the reason why they would agree?
Like, there would have to be something in it for them to agree to not put it out.
Right?
Like, there has to be some sort of...
Financial entanglement, some sort of relationship with the people that are on that list, that they can provide a value that was big enough for you to not release it or to slow release it or to hope you can get away with putting out some redacted files that don't show anything.
This is only stage one.
elon musk
Redacted, redacted, redacted.
joe rogan
Only stage one.
Don't worry.
The real stuff's coming.
That doesn't make any sense.
Why wouldn't you just release it all?
What could possibly be?
Worth protecting in there.
elon musk
I mean, I think I've got probably the same information that, I mean, I'm just reading what's the latest thing on the X, you know, I'm just looking at my X feed and I'm like, you know, it's a real page turner.
And I thought we were going to get some revelations today.
I was like, big binders full of stuff.
There's got to be something in there.
joe rogan
Well, there was all those people that were given a copy of it.
They were all like waving it around.
They got the Willy Wonka ticket.
elon musk
Yeah, yeah, totally.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And what happened?
elon musk
Nothing.
joe rogan
Nothing.
I think Laura Loomer released it online.
unidentified
Yeah.
Right?
joe rogan
Yeah, she's not very pleased about this.
So does anybody find anything in there that's interesting?
unidentified
No, it's all old stuff from 2015 and 2021. Okay, what the fuck is going on?
elon musk
But then apparently they discovered a whole bunch of stuff at the Southern District of New York.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So that's...
And I'm like, and I think, you know, Pam Bondi is actually great and Kash Patel are great, but they're like, they just got there, you know?
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So then they're in a, they just got there, but they're in a hostile environment.
They're not in a friendly environment.
Right.
So, you know, it's like if you suddenly got put in, captain of a ship, but the crew was previously your enemy.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
The entire crew.
It was previously your enemy.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
And you're telling them, give me evidence.
unidentified
Yeah, the crew doesn't want to give me the evidence because the crew is your enemy.
elon musk
They were like, you're mortal enemies just a moment ago.
You just got there.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So I think we've got to give the Attorney General and the new director of the FBI a little bit of slack here because they literally just got there.
joe rogan
I think so too, but hey, don't say you're going to release it on day one then.
You shouldn't have said that.
elon musk
Sure.
joe rogan
And don't say, you got a big drop coming tomorrow, and that's some bullshit that's been around forever.
elon musk
It's disappointing.
joe rogan
Yeah, and where's the JFK files?
Where are those?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Let them go.
elon musk
Did they release anything on that front?
joe rogan
I don't know.
What's going on?
It can't be anything that's gotten to me yet.
So if nothing's gotten to me yet, it can't be significant.
elon musk
If there's conspiracy evidence, someone's going to send it to you.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Tim Dillon's going to text me.
100%.
Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, someone's going to send it my way.
elon musk
Somebody's going to send you the stuff.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So it hasn't been released yet.
elon musk
There's no way.
joe rogan
Yeah.
You would find out.
Here's the real question.
Like, what could even be in there at this point that they haven't cleared out?
If you've got paperwork from 1963, like, what is in there still?
What is in there that could possibly be incriminating that supposedly Trump said that if you saw what they showed me, you wouldn't release it either?
Okay, what the fuck is that?
elon musk
I haven't seen it, so...
joe rogan
Cash Patel has.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
You said he's seen it all.
elon musk
Yeah.
Can he just post it to his, like, ex-account or something?
I mean, I just...
joe rogan
That sounds like an Elon move.
elon musk
I don't think he can.
joe rogan
He's the director of the FBI. I think he has to go through proper channels.
elon musk
Does he?
He is the channel.
joe rogan
Yeah, but there's rules.
He sounds like Trump.
He needs an executive order.
unidentified
What about the storm?
elon musk
I am the storm.
I mean, what channels?
Here's the channel.
joe rogan
Well, again, imagine just getting to the hull or just getting to the deck of the ship and you're the captain.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And now you have to figure out who's running things, who's doing this, where is everything.
elon musk
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just getting anything done, like I said, you just joined as captain of a ship where the crew hates your guts.
joe rogan
Yeah, they were your enemy.
elon musk
Yeah, they were your enemy.
They're strongly opposed to anything you want to do.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And you're trying to give them orders.
joe rogan
And you're trying to expose them.
elon musk
Yeah, they don't want to be exposed.
joe rogan
Right.
You're literally, people that are working there are probably a part of this problem.
elon musk
I mean, I was reading Onyx that, like, Comey's daughter is, like, the lead prosecutor in the Southern District of New York.
Did you read that?
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
And, like, so obviously there's a bit of an entanglement there.
joe rogan
A little bit.
elon musk
Like, what if there's something that, you know, puts her dad in a bad light?
unidentified
What?
What?
Exactly.
joe rogan
She's a fucking shredder.
Hit that delete button.
elon musk
The shredder's working overtime, you know?
joe rogan
Did you see General Flynn?
He was on a podcast and he spoke directly to James Comey.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
He said, Jim, you're going to jail.
And unless you give up someone deeper than you and you know who that is, you know who I'm talking about?
Like, that is wild.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
To think that the former director of the FBI might be really in that kind of deep shit and that he really actually was doing some evil, corrupt shit while he was running the FBI. I mean, it seems like there's some very shady stuff that's been going on.
It seems like it definitely happened in the 60s, right?
Everybody kind of admits to that.
The FBI killed Black Panthers.
They did a lot of shit.
There's a lot of stuff that went on that we know the government did way back in the day.
elon musk
Yeah, why don't we just data dump the files?
Just go in there, take photos of all the papers, presumably paper, and just post it online.
Let the chips fall where they may.
joe rogan
Isn't presumably everyone involved dead?
elon musk
Is it in some filing cabinet somewhere?
I don't know.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Where is it?
Where's the magic filing cabinet?
joe rogan
How are they hiding it?
Who's got access to it?
This is what I was hoping.
Day one, I was hoping.
Obviously, it's taking a lot longer than that.
elon musk
I think part of it is, let's say you were made direct to the FBI. Okay.
joe rogan
I might be able to.
Yeah, that's what's crazy.
You know, Dan Bongino, what's he doing now?
He's one of the big dogs of the FBI. Dan's a tough guy.
Secret Service guy.
Yeah, legit guy.
But people think of him as a Fox News guy, just like Pete Hegseth.
Same thing.
They don't want to think about his distinguished military career.
They want to say, oh, that Fox News guy?
unidentified
Deputy Director.
joe rogan
Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
elon musk
I mean, Dan's hardcore.
Very.
If it's reasonably findable, I think he's going to find it.
Between him and Cash, I think they're going to get stuff out there.
joe rogan
How crazy would it be if they couldn't, though?
How crazy would it be if they can't find anything?
If everybody shuts their mouths and everybody covers their ass?
elon musk
Like an FBI computer where you type in the search?
unidentified
That's what I want to know.
elon musk
I just like the basic mechanism here.
It's either in a filing cabinet paper where it's like...
Maybe there's progressive levels of security.
You're like, open this door.
Do you have the pass for this level?
You get a level unlocked, and there's a level unlocked.
joe rogan
You get in there, and there's an old Easter laptop.
Yeah, there's an old unplugged laptop.
You've got to only plug it in.
It's in a skiff.
elon musk
Yeah, this is why I think a tour of Fort Knox would be awesome.
Like a live tour of Fort Knox, we can actually see.
It's like, is the gold there or not?
They say it is.
Is it real?
Maybe spray paint some lead, you know?
joe rogan
Imagine if it's not.
elon musk
Imagine if it's not all there.
Like, some of it's missing.
Where'd it go?
joe rogan
What if a lot of it's missing?
What if, like, half of it's missing?
elon musk
I mean, how do we even know?
joe rogan
We don't know.
They said the last time they let someone look at it was decades ago.
elon musk
Yeah.
Well, the last, I believe the last formal audit was in the 50s.
So I'm like, okay.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
joe rogan
Just think about all the other things.
elon musk
Maybe we should check it again.
joe rogan
Maybe.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Think about all the other stuff that you pointed out, all the checks that just go out, the NGO payments, the Social Security people.
Think about just all that.
Now apply that to the gold.
elon musk
Absolutely.
I just want to emphasize the sheer...
Madness of the government.
Because they have magic money computers, the checks never bounce to the federal government.
So you don't have the normal corrective mechanism that you'd have for a company or for an individual.
The checks are just always clear.
The net result is inflation, which is effectively a tax on everyone.
But the Defense Department hasn't passed an audit in, I don't know, how many years?
joe rogan
Seven years.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, exactly.
So, it's like you'd have to be frigging Chuck Norris.
Like, only Chuck Norris could get the Defense Department to pass an order, you know, type of thing.
That's the level of skill you need, you know?
joe rogan
Well, that's what's so insane if you bring it back to the idea that it's a business.
elon musk
Well, yeah.
joe rogan
This would never be tolerated in any kind of functional business.
elon musk
Exactly.
So, you know, the Pentagon will like...
Like their accounting error, like the stuff that they lose in the couch cushions is like 20, 30 billion dollars a year.
They just don't know where it went.
It's gone.
Where'd it go?
And it's gone.
joe rogan
It's so insane.
elon musk
It's insane.
joe rogan
It's so insane.
elon musk
That's why I said, like, even simple things, like just requiring that outgoing payments for the Treasury computer have a payment code and a comment of what the payment is about and someone to call about the payment, I think we'll have...
Very powerful effect in stopping wasteful outflows and stopping fraud.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And here's another way to look at this.
Imagine if there are people like you and the Doge team out there in the world.
Imagine if one of those works for an organization like USAID or any other organization.
has this understanding of how much fuckery is involved but they have evil intentions and they're entwined in this system for decades and decades and they've built a career and all the entanglements that come with it and they start moving shit around you could probably do it easy it sounds like the way you've laid it out if you were a career person who's in there forever who knew how everything works and you were very clever you could make some shit happen And you could probably do
it in conjunction with some people that you know that are forming an NGO. Hey, let's all work together.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And this is the resistance that you're facing.
elon musk
Yeah.
I think it's the biggest scam of all time.
joe rogan
This is not something you ever sought out to do.
elon musk
The biggest scam of all time ever.
joe rogan
Of human history.
elon musk
Of human history, yes.
joe rogan
Wow.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
elon musk
It's probably a trillion-dollar scam.
There's never been a trillion-dollar scam.
joe rogan
Now, this is not something that you ever set out to do.
You didn't have this as a career aspiration.
elon musk
No.
This is the most absurd outcome I can possibly imagine, actually.
Also, Doge started as sort of a meme coin.
It was like a joke cryptocurrency involving memes and dogs.
joe rogan
Which is so funny that the letters wind up being perfect.
elon musk
Yeah.
Well, actually, I was originally going to call it the Government Efficiency Commission, which is a very boring name.
And then people online were like, no, it needs to be the Department of Government Efficiency.
And I was like, you know what?
You're right.
joe rogan
Of course.
I mean, it's more evidence of the simulation.
elon musk
Totally.
joe rogan
That little...
elon musk
Like our mascot is a cute dog.
joe rogan
And it's a meme coin.
The meme coin's probably worth a lot of money right now, right?
Like every time you tweet about it...
elon musk
Probably.
unidentified
I don't know.
joe rogan
It shoots up.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
The whole meme coin thing is bananas.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
It is so bananas that people dump real money.
Into these coins and then you could just pump them up and sell them.
elon musk
It's like a casino or something.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's totally gambling.
elon musk
People just do whatever the greater fool theory and musical chairs and whoever's like the last to sit down loses type of thing.
joe rogan
And somehow or another it's still legal.
elon musk
I think not too many people.
I mean, it's sort of like you go to the casino.
If you expect to win at the casino, you're being a fool.
I think if you expect to win at meme coins, you're being foolish.
You're not going to win at meme coins.
Don't sink your life savings into a meme coin.
joe rogan
No, but you can gamble a little and you can ride waves and win a little and lose a little.
elon musk
If you want to have some fun, then play with meme coins.
joe rogan
But if you put your family's...
elon musk
Don't bet the farm on a meme coin.
At the risk of saying something bold and outrageous, don't bet the farm on a meme coin.
joe rogan
The weird one is the pump and dumps.
elon musk
They happen all the time.
joe rogan
All the time.
And people get shocked that somebody pump and dumped.
What are you doing?
I was hoping to dump.
I was hoping to make all the money out of this.
I can't believe they got me.
It's just weird that it's legal still.
elon musk
I mean, casinos are legal.
Yeah.
joe rogan
It is like a casino.
elon musk
And people just lose money at casinos.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But you can't rig a casino, like a pump and dump.
You could rig a pump and dump.
You know?
elon musk
Yeah, I guess so.
joe rogan
Like, you could run a real pyramid scheme.
elon musk
I mean, the government's one big pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, you could tell me better than anybody.
elon musk
Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.
joe rogan
Right, explain that.
elon musk
Oh, so, well, people pay into Social Security and the money goes out of Social Security immediately.
But the obligation for Social Security is your entire retirement career.
So you're paying – like if you look at the future obligations of Social Security, it far exceeds the tax revenue.
Far.
Have you ever looked at the debt clock?
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
Okay.
There's our present day debt, but then there's our future obligations.
So when you look at the future obligations of Social Security, the actual national debt is like double what people think it is because of the future obligations.
So basically people are living way longer than expected.
And there are fewer babies being born.
So you have more people who are retired and get, that live for a long time and get retirement payments.
So the future obligation, so however bad the financial situation is right now for the federal government, it will be much worse in the future.
At the risk of being a buzzkill here.
joe rogan
Did you see...
elon musk
So we better fix what we've got right now, because if it's bad now, it's going to be much worse in the future.
joe rogan
There was an interview with this woman who was a whistleblower.
Did we ever find out if that was true?
elon musk
There's so many whistles being blown, it's hard to keep track.
joe rogan
A lot of whistles.
But this one lady...
jamie vernon
It was only in one state.
It was a very specific instance, I believe.
joe rogan
Right.
But it was using Social Security money, correct?
That was her allegation.
So what she was alleging was that she was in charge of turning illegal immigrants into clients.
That's what they would call them.
And that she would go to them and try to ask them, do you have a headache?
Do you have back problems?
If you do, now you can be permanently disabled.
You get permanent disability, so you get Social Security for life.
elon musk
Yes.
Not just social security, but disability, which is even more.
joe rogan
Right, and you get them on the taxpayer dole right away, and they're illegally aliens.
elon musk
Yes.
So, if I were to say, like, what's at the heart of the sort of...
Like, why is the Democrat propaganda machine so fired up to destroy me?
That's the main reason.
The main reason is that...
Entitlements fraud, that includes like Social Security, disability, Medicaid.
Entitlements fraud for illegal aliens is what is serving as a gigantic magnetic force to pull people in from all around the world and keep them here.
Like basically, if you pay people at a standard of living that is above 90% of Earth, then you have a very powerful...
Incentive for 90% of Earth to come here and to stay here.
But if you end the illegal alien fraud, then you turn off that magnet and they leave.
And they stop coming and the ones that are here, many of them will simply leave.
And if that happens, they will lose a massive number of Democratic voters.
joe rogan
And if it didn't happen, they would turn those people into voters.
elon musk
Correct.
joe rogan
Which they were trying to do.
elon musk
So in New York State, illegal aliens can already vote in state and city elections.
A lot of people don't know that.
I mean, they're trying to fight that and they're trying to stop that, but currently I think it's like 600,000 are registered to vote, illegal aliens, in New York.
joe rogan
That is wild.
elon musk
Yeah.
Well, I mean...
I feel I could say, you know, FEMA, like the agency that was paying for illegal aliens to stay at luxury hotels in New York was FEMA. You know, that's an agency that's meant to support Americans in distress from natural disasters, was paying for luxury hotels for illegals in New York.
joe rogan
It's true.
Yeah.
elon musk
There's a fact.
When we stopped that payment, we stopped all those money because that's obviously an insane way to spend taxpayer money.
New York sued the federal government to get the money.
So you can just look at their lawsuit.
They were sending that money even after President Trump signed an executive order saying it needs to stop.
They still press send.
On $80 million to luxury hotels in New York.
Your tax money went to pay for illegal aliens in luxury hotels in New York from an agency that is meant to help Americans in distress from natural disasters.
joe rogan
Right, and I would like to know how much they spent on North Carolina and how much they spent on Maui.
elon musk
Yes, exactly.
What's actually happening is they're buying voters.
That's really what's happening.
It's like a giant voter fraud scam.
They're importing voters, and it's really just a matter of time.
A lot of people have trouble believing this, but the more you look at it, the more you will realize just how much of a problem this is.
It's not just real.
It is an attempt to destroy...
Democracy in America.
That's what, in my view, is what it really is.
If you take the seven swing states, often the margin of victory there is maybe 20,000 votes.
If you put 200,000 illegals in there, and they have an 80% likelihood of voting down, and it's only a matter of time before they become citizens, then those swing states will not be swing states in the future.
And if they are not swing states, we'll be a permanent one-party state country.
Permanent deep blue socialist state.
That's what America will become.
joe rogan
And that was the game plan?
elon musk
That was the game plan.
That is still the game plan.
And so they almost succeeded.
If the machine of which the Kamala Poppet was the representation had won, that's what would have happened.
The reason I went so hardcore for Trump was because, to me, this was a fork in the road, like a very obvious fork in the road.
If they had another four years, they would legalize enough illegals in the swing states to make the swing states not swing states.
They would be blue states.
Then they would win the House, the Senate.
And the presidency.
They would then make D.C. into a state, maybe Puerto Rico, get four extra senators, pack the Supreme Court.
So then you'll have the House, Judiciary, Senate, and presidency, all blue.
And then they will keep importing more illegals to cement that outcome.
Basically what happened in California.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
It would have been the end.
That's why I went so hardcore for Trump.
It would otherwise have been the end.
And that's why the Democrat machine is so intent on destroying me.
joe rogan
It's just so fascinating that people can't see this.
elon musk
I mean, I invite people to do their research.
The more they do their research, the more they will see that what I'm saying is absolutely true.
Just do the research.
joe rogan
Yeah.
It's such a bad idea, even for the Democrats, which is what they don't understand.
Like, it's the same people.
elon musk
It's not ultimately going to work out.
joe rogan
No.
It's the same people.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
It's just, they're doing it under the guise that they're the kind, compassionate, progressive people.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
But the same outcome takes place.
It's just about control.
They probably institute some central bank digital currency and some social credit score system.
elon musk
And censorship, of course.
joe rogan
Yeah, of course.
Well, that was the big fear coming into this election, was that if they can't censor things, like, we talked about it before, but there was two major forks in the road.
The big one was Trump didn't get shot.
The other big one was you buy Twitter.
And if those two things don't happen, the whole world looks different.
elon musk
Yes.
We don't want to be on that timeline.
joe rogan
No, we don't want to have only one side represented, because guess what?
They will hijack that side, whatever it is.
They will hijack that side and use it for money and control, and that's what it's all about.
It's not about good people versus bad people.
It's a bullshit shell game.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, I think these things are actually...
It's easy to understand if you look at basic incentives.
The basic incentive here is the more illegals that the Democrats can bring in, the more likely they are to win.
So that's what they're going to do.
That's what they have been doing.
And it worked in California.
California's supermajority, damn.
And look at all the companies that are leaving California.
Yeah.
I mean, In-N-Out just announced they're leaving.
joe rogan
Yep.
elon musk
Their headquarters is leaving California.
joe rogan
They're moving to Tennessee.
elon musk
Yeah.
Yeah.
So...
And California made healthcare free for illegals.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
As of last year.
And obviously that's a gigantic magnet for more illegals.
And this is not a thing you can solve simply with money because what happens is you simply have more patients than a doctor can possibly see.
And you can't just make doctors out of nothing.
So sometimes people are like, oh, it's just a money thing.
No, it takes a long time for somebody to become a doctor.
You know, 30 years.
And so what actually happens in California is that there are too many patients for the doctors to see.
So then the average citizen in California suffers as a result.
Now, the elite in California are fine because they have private doctors.
You know, they can just pay for the best doctors.
So the elite in California are doing fine, but your average citizen in California is not doing fine.
Healthcare for illegals was supposed to be 3 billion.
I think they're now estimated it's 9 billion.
But that number will scale to infinity, basically.
It's like, why not?
Like, why not, if you need any operation at all, come to California and have it be free.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
From anywhere on Earth.
joe rogan
And the people that want to look at it...
In the most charitable way, they say, oh, well, these people are hardworking, good people, and they're the backbone of our city, and they should have access to all the things that we have access to.
And I just don't think they understand that it's a political pawn.
I don't think they understand— It's a political game.
This is not done for compassion and kindness.
elon musk
No.
joe rogan
This is just done to ensure that it stays blue.
elon musk
Correct.
joe rogan
And it's essentially a bribery with your tax dollars.
elon musk
Yes.
This is why— The Dems will not even deport criminals.
Because every criminal deported is a lost vote.
So even if somebody is illegal with a criminal record and commits crime in America, they still were not being deported.
joe rogan
And then on top of that, California made it actually illegal to ask for ID when people vote.
elon musk
Yes.
California and New York, you're not allowed to show your ID when you vote.
I just want to be clear so everyone understands this.
In California and New York, you are not allowed to show your ID even if you want to.
joe rogan
Right.
Why would that ever be a good idea?
elon musk
I mean...
If you're trying to facilitate fraud in elections, it's a great idea.
joe rogan
That's the only reason.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
There's no other reason, logically, why that would be a good idea.
elon musk
It's for fraud.
unidentified
It's like, wake up, sheeple.
joe rogan
Wake up.
elon musk
Hello?
Let's say you wanted to commit fraud.
What are the things you would do?
You would say, you don't need ID, and you can mail in your ballot.
joe rogan
And we'll give you free healthcare.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Stay here.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Stay here.
I know it's on fire, but stay here.
elon musk
I mean, in this case, it being on fire is not just a metaphor in California.
It's just like, goddamn, entire neighborhood's burning down.
joe rogan
It's just once they allowed people to vote that are not legal in California, if you're going to do that, it's over.
elon musk
Exactly.
There's no coming back from that.
joe rogan
The numbers are just, no, people are so indoctrinated, too.
There's so many people that, no matter what, they think voting Republican means you're an asshole.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
And they won't do it.
They won't do it.
They'll put their fucking rainbow flag on their porch and they'll just ride it right into the beach.
elon musk
Civilizational suicide.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Right to the rocks.
Bang!
Crash the boat.
elon musk
I mean, there's a guy who posts on X who's great, Godside.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's a friend of mine.
He's been on the podcast a bunch of times.
elon musk
Yeah, he's awesome.
Yeah, he's great.
And he talks about basically suicidal empathy.
There's so much empathy that you actually suicide yourself.
So we've got civilizational, suicidal empathy going on.
I believe in empathy.
I think you should care about other people.
But you need to have empathy for civilization as a whole.
joe rogan
Also, don't let someone use your empathy against you so they can completely control your state and then do an insanely bad job of managing it and never get removed.
elon musk
The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.
The empathy exploit.
They're exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response.
So, and I think empathy is good, but you need to think it through and not just be programmed like a robot.
joe rogan
Right.
Understand when empathy has been actually used as a tool.
elon musk
Yes.
It's weaponized empathy is the issue.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Weaponized empathy.
And, yeah.
joe rogan
And it's also the rigid adherence to that liberal ideology.
Like, you can't switch sides over there.
Like, California, if you're a part of that whole tech, Hollywood, entertainment, any of those circles, you're on the left.
Like, almost wholly.
Almost completely.
elon musk
It's borderline illegal to be a Republican in California.
In San Francisco or LA, it's borderline illegal to be a Republican.
joe rogan
You're certainly shunned.
elon musk
No, look, in San Francisco, you could shoot heroin while taking a dump on the mayor's car in front of City Hall, okay?
And nothing would happen to you.
But if you walk down the street with a MAGA hat, you're going to get attacked.
It's insane.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's insane.
It's also so Orwellian that a hat that says, Make America Great Again, would cause people to have a violent reaction.
Aren't you American?
Just as a whole, like the saying, wouldn't that be a good thing for everyone?
Make America great again.
But because it's attached to Donald Trump and that red hat, you'll get maced for wearing that red hat.
They will make America worse by beating you.
So it's like it's an evil thing they're doing, a violent assault in America, because you want to make America great again.
I mean, it's like a scene in a book.
It doesn't seem like it could be that ridiculous.
Like, remember when All Lives Matter would get you fired?
elon musk
Which is insane.
joe rogan
Insane.
People got fired because they said All Lives Matter.
elon musk
Which is a very reasonable thing to say.
joe rogan
How reasonable is that?
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
That's essentially saying everybody matters.
elon musk
That's literally all you're saying.
joe rogan
That's not what you were supposed to say.
You had to say black lives matter, which of course they do if you say all lives matter.
Everybody matters.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
But the idea of being a colorblind society was completely abandoned somewhere around 2012-ish.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, I sort of can trace it to when did the gun emoji get nerfed, you know?
When did it turn into a squirt gun?
joe rogan
That was a couple of years ago.
elon musk
That was like 2016, I think.
joe rogan
Was it?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, it became a squirt gun.
elon musk
Can you bring it back to X? Yeah, no, no.
If you use a gun emoji on X, Apple will insist that it be a squirt gun and then the X app turns it back into a 1911. Oh, really?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, that's great.
elon musk
So you can actually have a 1911 gun.
We reverted the Apple change inside the app.
joe rogan
Oh, that's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
That thing's so offensive.
The gun and then the pregnant man.
Both of those got me.
unidentified
You motherfuckers.
elon musk
I mean, I like that meme where it's like, the people telling you that what you're hearing is this information are the same people that did the pregnant man emoji.
joe rogan
Yes.
Yeah.
elon musk
Think about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, also, the same people that say a woman attacked a Tesla factory.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
The woman.
elon musk
It's a dude.
joe rogan
It's a dude.
Like, really obvious dude.
Really big looking.
elon musk
Like a mentally ill dude.
joe rogan
Yeah, mentally ill dude with a wig on.
Say that.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah, but NBC, even Fox.
I think even Fox called it a woman.
elon musk
Yo, this is a dude with a strong jawline.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's wearing woman face.
elon musk
This is a buff dude.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a buff dude wearing woman face.
unidentified
I mean, come on.
joe rogan
That's not a woman face.
elon musk
Yeah.
And they're like saying, watch out for disinformation.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
joe rogan
It's so crazy.
elon musk
This is bullshit.
joe rogan
I mean, it's just more evidence of the virus, though, right?
Like, it killed objectivity, killed reality, and it demanded strict adherence, or you were attacked.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Any questioning of it would result in being ostracized.
joe rogan
What kind of responsibility do you feel?
Knowing that if you didn't take over Twitter and turn it into X, if that didn't happen, I really think the world's a very different place right now.
How long have you owned it for?
elon musk
A couple years, basically.
joe rogan
Imagine a couple years of it being run the way it was run before.
And probably accelerating.
elon musk
I mean, my account would have been suspended long ago.
For sure.
joe rogan
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, just for the disinformation.
elon musk
Yeah.
It would have been...
joe rogan
Trump would have never come back.
Alex Jones would have definitely never been back.
elon musk
Definitely not.
joe rogan
No, no.
unidentified
So...
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Does that weigh on you?
Like, I would feel like that would be a fucking heavy responsibility.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
I mean, I'm just trying to keep civilization going here for longer.
So, I think we at least want to build a city on Mars and become a multi-planet civilization, which I think would be incredibly important in ensuring the long-term survival of...
Civilization.
joe rogan
Are you still rescuing those people that are stuck in the space station?
elon musk
Yeah, that's coming up in a couple weeks, I think.
joe rogan
Whoa.
They've been up there for...
How long, Jamie?
They were supposed to be there for a couple days, right?
elon musk
Actually, probably four weeks.
They were supposed to be up there for like eight days.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And they've been up there for like eight months.
So a little longer than expected.
joe rogan
Fuck.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
What is it going to be like for those people when they get back?
They're going to be a wreck for a long time, right?
elon musk
Yeah.
As long as you stay up there, you get, you know, sort of in zero G, you get increased bone loss.
So it ended up being like this political football and sort of hotly contested topic.
We offered to bring them back early.
This offer was rejected by the Biden administration.
joe rogan
Why?
elon musk
For political reasons.
joe rogan
That's so crazy.
elon musk
There's no way that they're going to make anyone who's supporting Trump look good.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
What do you think they would have done if they had won?
How would they get those people back?
elon musk
No, they can only get them back with a SpaceX spacecraft.
But they pushed the return date past the inauguration date.
joe rogan
Wow.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
So they would have let you do it, but after the...
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
Authorizing you to do it.
elon musk
There isn't anyone else to do it.
joe rogan
NASA can't get them.
elon musk
The SpaceX Dragon spacecraft is the only one that is considered safe enough to bring them back.
So NASA concluded that the Boeing spacecraft was not safe.
So that's why they're stuck there.
joe rogan
Holy shit.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And you can't ask Russia to help.
elon musk
That would be awkward.
joe rogan
A little bit.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
It would be a nice thing if they did.
They said, guys, we'll help.
elon musk
I think that for enough money they would.
joe rogan
You think so?
elon musk
Yeah.
But they would obviously treat it as a propaganda victory and charge crazy money.
joe rogan
It's just disgusting that they would use that as a political tool.
elon musk
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the Biden administration was also suing SpaceX.
They had this massive lawsuit against SpaceX for...
SpaceX not hiring asylum seekers.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So people say, like, oh, Elon's making it up.
The Biden administration wasn't against SpaceX.
I'm like, bro, the Department of Justice had a massive lawsuit against SpaceX for not hiring asylum seekers, even though it is illegal for us to hire anyone who is not a permanent resident.
So it is both...
There's law that says you have to hire asylum seekers, but there's also a law that says...
Anyone hired by a rocket company, which is an advanced weapons technology, must be a permanent resident.
An asylum seeker is not a permanent resident.
So it is both legal and illegal to hire asylum seekers.
So why would the Biden administration launch a massive lawsuit?
Again, this is public information.
It's not like my imagination.
Why would they launch to do such a massive lawsuit against SpaceX?
They're extremely antagonistic.
joe rogan
It just doesn't make any sense that that could ever even get past the first day of someone looking at it.
If it's both illegal and you're trying to enforce it.
Like, you can't enforce it.
This is an advanced weapons company.
This is crazy.
It should be like this.
Throw this out.
elon musk
In fact, there's like international traffic and arms regulations is like a law that...
It's there to ensure that only permanent residents of the United States can work at advanced weapons companies.
Rockets are advanced weapons.
So the same is true if it's nuclear or some bioweapon thing or something like that.
Obviously, if someone were to work at SpaceX and then leave and go to North Korea or Iran, they could build missile technology that could...
You know, destroy the United States.
So that's why you're not allowed to hire people who want permanent residents.
It's logical.
joe rogan
Logical.
So is that lawsuit still pending?
elon musk
It was just dismissed.
joe rogan
How long was it going on for?
elon musk
A couple of years.
joe rogan
Holy shit.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's the other thing that drives me crazy, like that people don't understand that if you sanction lawfare like that, if you sanction attacking your political enemies, someone's gonna do that to you.
Like if the wrong people get in office, if new people get in office four years from now, eight years from now, who knows who it's gonna be?
You've already set a precedent.
You've already attacked someone, charged them with 34 felonies, where they're really just misdemeanors.
And they're also past the statute of limitation.
And now you're talking all over the news that this is a convicted felon, convicted felon.
They kept saying convicted felon, convicted felon.
And everybody knows what it is.
It's terrifying.
It's terrifying they could do it so brazenly to a guy who was the president for four years.
elon musk
Right.
That lawsuit was funded by Reid Hoffman, who is a major damn donor.
And also an Epstein client.
The plot thickens.
joe rogan
The plot thickens.
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
It's just...
unidentified
It's so blatant.
joe rogan
It's so obvious.
The SpaceX lawsuit, the Trump stuff, it's just so obvious.
elon musk
Yes.
Known Epstein clients who are obviously extremely powerful politically and very wealthy.
You know, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Reid Hoffman.
And some others too, but those three.
So, you know, why was Reid Hoffman so intent on destroying Trump?
joe rogan
You think it's because they're worried about the list coming out?
elon musk
Yeah.
One of the reasons.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
So...
elon musk
I mean, I'm like, this is, you know, yeah, so...
joe rogan
It's so frustrating to be sitting in a situation where the list isn't coming out.
elon musk
Well, it better come out, I mean, hopefully tomorrow.
joe rogan
Well, I mean, why'd they release bullshit today?
elon musk
I don't know.
joe rogan
What's the point in giving these people, like, a happy folder to wave around in front of the camera with nothing in it that's new?
Doesn't make any sense.
It's not encouraging.
unidentified
Uh...
elon musk
Like I said, the tough thing that they've got is they've been made captain of a ship with a hostile crew.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So they don't have like...
It's not like you have magical powers.
You get made captain of a ship with a hostile crew.
You still have a hostile crew.
Right.
You've got to bring in people who are going to be helpful as opposed to obstructionists.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
So, but yeah, I think the public will be rightly frustrated if there is – if no one is prosecuted for the FDN client list, I think the public will be rightly frustrated if there is – if no one is prosecuted for the FDN client you know, like at least, I don't know, the top five or something, like some number.
There should at least be an attempted prosecution of the worst offenders.
joe rogan
Well, particularly if Ghislaine Maxwell is in jail for sex trafficking.
elon musk
Yes.
That means sex trafficking occurred.
joe rogan
Right.
So she's in jail for it.
elon musk
Yes.
Who were the clients?
joe rogan
Yeah.
How do you put someone in jail and you don't even name the clients?
That sounds kind of insane.
unidentified
I think, yes, it would...
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
It's just stunning that they've been able to hold it back for so long.
It's really kind of amazing.
Like, when people say that people can't keep secrets, what the fuck are you talking about?
Look at this.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, a bunch of these things are not, like, it's common knowledge, but we just, we don't actually have the proof.
Right.
So the proof is there.
I mean, there's lots of videos.
Yeah.
I mean, the dude is like a mountain of, like, whenever they raided Epstein's place, there would have been, like, a mountain of evidence.
Where is that mountain?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
What'd you do with it?
elon musk
Yes.
Like, who took possession of the evidence?
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Specifically.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
The individuals.
joe rogan
Where are the tapes?
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
How many levels of clearance do I have to get to get into the vault?
unidentified
Yeah.
Well...
Yeah.
Yeah.
elon musk
You know, what we need are people who are really good with computers.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elon musk
And really good with technology.
unidentified
I remember seeing this photo.
joe rogan
That's when they raided his home?
unidentified
They were.
joe rogan
That's when they were on the island?
unidentified
They were there then.
joe rogan
Yeah.
They got everything, I'm sure.
elon musk
I mean, there must have been so much stuff on that island.
joe rogan
There must have been.
And if it wasn't there, where was it?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
What, you know, it has to be uploaded somewhere.
There has to be some sort of a chain of evidence.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Or chain of custody.
elon musk
It's got to be a mountain of evidence.
joe rogan
Yeah.
The other thing they're going to talk about is UAPs.
They're going to release all the UAP information.
So you're the guy to ask about this.
What, if any, possibility is there that there is some sort of advanced propulsion system technology that's being worked on in secret?
And that they're trying to cover this up with this talk of aliens and alien tech and not of this world.
And is it possible that there's some sort of very secret program that's going on in cahoots with some defense contractors that are developing advanced propulsion systems that they're using for these drones?
elon musk
I mean, SpaceX, you know, my company SpaceX has the most advanced rocket technology in the world.
I think I'd know.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
And to the best of my knowledge, there is not any magic.
There's not like some super advanced propulsion technology.
joe rogan
There have been people who have theorized different gravity drives and different things.
Is there anything that's ever gotten past the theoretical stage?
elon musk
No.
joe rogan
Nothing.
elon musk
Well, there's nothing even that I'm aware of that works in theory.
I would like this to exist, to be clear.
I would like this to exist.
And I have the...
From a security clearance standpoint, I have top, top secret.
I have the equivalent of like an all-access pass from a security clearance standpoint.
So...
I don't think they're hiding it from me, basically.
I don't think they could.
joe rogan
Unless it's completely in these weapons manufacturing corporations.
elon musk
I mean, I know these weapons manufacturing companies, like Boeing, Lockheed, and Northrop.
I mean, yeah, they do some interesting things, but they do not have...
There's no breakthrough that they have.
I'm confident they do not have a breakthrough.
Why don't they just compete with SpaceX and make a better rocket?
Why are they holding back on making a lot of money from beating SpaceX with better rockets?
joe rogan
My thought was that what if it's just a drone and you can't have a biological entity inside of it because it just bursts from the fucking speed that it's moving at?
That a human couldn't tolerate the amount of force?
So they're just drones?
elon musk
I don't think so.
joe rogan
So what do you think?
People like Ryan Graves and Commander David Fravor?
elon musk
I want cool things to exist.
Do I want UFOs to exist?
Yes, I want UFOs to exist because that would be really interesting.
joe rogan
Of course, everybody does.
elon musk
It would be cool.
It's a more boring world where UFOs don't exist.
Or like advanced propulsion stuff doesn't exist.
If it doesn't exist, that's more boring.
It'd be more interesting.
If it did exist, I'd like it to exist.
I hope we find something.
But I have not seen...
SpaceX launches 90% of all satellite mass to orbit.
So if you take all of Earth's rocket launches, my company has a 90% market share of Earth.
China does about 5%, and the rest of the world does, including the...
Boeing, Lockheed, and Northrop, and everyone, does 5%.
So why wouldn't they use this to defeat SpaceX?
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah.
That makes sense.
joe rogan
No, listen, that's why I asked you.
It would make sense.
What do you think these people are seeing?
elon musk
We're launching a rocket every two days.
joe rogan
But what do you think these people are seeing?
When you have reliable people like Commander David Fravor, who had that infamous tic-tac experience off the coast of San Diego, where they got this thing on video, they tracked it going 50,000 feet above sea level to 50 feet in like a second.
elon musk
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah, yeah.
And then they also have video evidence of this thing accelerating at a great speed.
Eyewitness accounts from two different jets.
elon musk
Sure.
Does anyone have a high-res video or photo of this thing?
joe rogan
Well, there's a video of this thing where they're locked onto it and then it takes off.
It shoots off.
elon musk
Is it high-res?
joe rogan
No.
elon musk
It's like whatever the systems they used on fighter jets in 2004. Essentially, like, Windows 95. I mean, there's, like, somebody did a curve of, like, the resolution of UFOs and the resolution of cameras.
UFO resolution has stayed flat, despite megapixels and cameras going, like, you know, super high.
joe rogan
Well, according to Christopher Mellon...
elon musk
Why are they still blurry?
joe rogan
Christopher Mellon, who worked in the State Department, said that they have high-resolution photos and videos of these things, and that he's seen it, and it's all locked away.
Whenever people say that to me, I'm like, don't even tell me that, then.
Unless you have...
elon musk
Just leak it for God's sake.
joe rogan
Put it out there.
Let it slip.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, there's a couple photos.
They're grainy.
There's not one thing that I've ever looked at and go, holy fuck, that's it.
That's what I've been looking for.
elon musk
You could ask our Grok Air right now to create a high-res image of an alien spacecraft over Austin.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And it's going to do a great job.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
So why would we not have at least that?
joe rogan
Right.
Yeah, but I want to believe.
That's the problem.
My brain starts going, oh, come on.
This is no fun.
I want it to be real.
I want there to at least be some advanced propulsion system.
If not, what are all these people seeing?
If we're not being occasionally visited by things that are smart enough to hide.
elon musk
We might be.
These aliens are very subtle.
joe rogan
Yeah, you keep saying that.
It's a good line.
It's a solid line because it's pretty accurate.
elon musk
I just want to see some high-rise video of aliens.
joe rogan
How are they just evading all the cameras?
If you think about that, and the ones that you do get them on, it's just like some faraway light that's moving weird, and it could be a lot of things, but I want to believe.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, there have been multiple times where the Air Force and Navy has called SpaceX and said they think they've seen aliens, and we're like, was it at this time, on this date, in this location?
They're like, yes, how'd you know?
That's us.
That's our satellites.
Those are our satellites.
They're like, no, they're not.
I'm like, yeah, they're definitely our satellites.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, people see the SpaceX satellites all the time.
elon musk
Yeah, they're our satellites.
And they are moving at, you know, 16,000 miles an hour.
So it's pretty fast.
joe rogan
And there's also stuff that the United States government does have that gets mistaken for UFOs.
I remember the first time I saw a stealth bomber.
We were filming Fear Factor.
It was like right after 2003, like right after the war had broken off.
And they were flying a stealth bomber down in Palmdale.
I was like, holy shit.
Like if I didn't know what that was, I would 100% think that's from another world.
elon musk
Stealth bombers are cool.
joe rogan
Fucking cool.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Really cool.
I mean, it doesn't look like a human's.
It looks like something from Battlestar Galactica.
elon musk
It does look awesome.
I mean, they're not stealthy against any advanced radar system, by the way.
It doesn't work.
joe rogan
It doesn't work anymore?
elon musk
It doesn't work, no.
joe rogan
Was it old school stuff?
elon musk
They're only stealthy against old radars.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
elon musk
I mean, you can still see them.
Like, they're not invisible.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
They're not like, oh.
It's not like, you know, a cloaking device from Star Trek.
joe rogan
Did you see when me and Lex, we watched the rocket get caught live while it was happening?
That, to me, was one of the...
To see it actually...
I've seen videos of it happen, but to see it actually live was one of the coolest fucking things.
Like, wow, we are in the future.
elon musk
Right.
I mean, nobody else can do that.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's true.
Nobody else could do that.
That's a fact.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's pretty wild.
elon musk
It's because I'm an alien.
What's this time you knew?
joe rogan
I thought about it.
elon musk
I'm an alien, and I keep telling people I'm an alien, but they don't believe me.
joe rogan
I believe you.
elon musk
Okay, thank you.
joe rogan
I believe you.
That's my suspicion all along.
elon musk
I'm just trying to get back to my home planet.
joe rogan
I think you're a friendly alien.
Like, there's nothing wrong with aliens.
I like people from everywhere.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Even other planets.
What's next?
Now that you can do that and you can catch rockets, what's the ultimate expression of rocket technology?
What comes after this?
elon musk
Well, the fundamental breakthrough we're aiming for at SpaceX is a fully and rapidly reusable orbital rocket where both stages are fully...
And rapidly reusable.
With our Falcon Rocket, we are able to reuse the main stage and the nose cone, but we're not able to reuse the upper stage.
And it still takes us at least a few days from when the main stage lands to when we can fly it again.
So it's not fully reusable because we lose the upper stage, which costs $10 million.
To build.
And then the main stage, it's not as reusable as like an aircraft.
You can't just like refuel it and fly.
It requires work for a couple days.
But the Starship design is the first design that is capable of full and rapid reusability, where that is one of the possible outcomes.
And once you have full and rapid reusability, the cost of access to space drops by a factor of 100. It's like 100 times cheaper.
By some metrics, it's 1,000 times cheaper.
And then when you factor in orbital refilling, so you refill on orbit, it can drop the cost per ton.
To the surface of Mars by a factor of 10,000.
unidentified
Whoa.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
So what has to improve in order to make it reusable?
elon musk
Well, there's some – like we're pretty close to being able to rapidly reuse the booster there's some – like we're pretty close to being able to rapidly um...
That's why it comes back and gets caught by the arms, and then the arms place it back in the launch mount.
Now, we have a little bit of engine damage.
We've got a little bit of heat shield damage.
There's tweaks that are needed, but we're pretty close to achieving full and rapid reusability of the booster.
The ship, I mean, I think we'll achieve reusability of the ship this year, and I think we'll achieve rapid reusability of the whole stack, ship and booster, next year.
This is the fundamental breakthrough required for life to become multi-planetary.
joe rogan
And what needs to improve in order to make it reusable?
What's wrong with it right now?
elon musk
On the shift side, the toughest problem is the heat shield.
So no one has ever developed a fully reusable orbital heat shield.
Because when you come in from orbital velocity, you come in like a flaming meteor.
Like you're just a raging bull of fire.
And it's hard to...
Have a heat shield that doesn't partially melt or get destroyed in that process.
You know, that wasn't a problem we were able to solve with Falcon 9. That's why the Alpha Stage burns up on re-entry.
With Starship, the ship portion, you've got the booster and you've got the ship.
We've got to solve making a fully reusable orbital heat shield, a problem that has never been solved before.
For a while there, I was like, I'm not sure this is solvable.
At this point, I think it is solvable.
It requires detailed iteration on the heat shield tiles.
I mean, we've vertically integrated the manufacturing of the heat shield tiles because there was no supplier that could provide us with the materials that were needed.
So you need to make essentially this very fine vermicelli of glass and aluminum oxide fibers.
Aluminum oxide is basically sapphire.
So it's like glass and sapphire, very fine fibers in exactly the right geometry with special coatings in order to have the This heat shield tile be reusable, like not melt, but not be so brittle that it gets damaged on ascent or descent.
Like it can't be as, you know, it's kind of like almost the brittleness of a coffee cup type of thing.
And the rocket's shaking like hell.
So you've got this thing like, you saw it firsthand.
Like imagine you're at ground zero of that rocket.
Like you feel how much shaking it was when you're like, Five miles away.
Imagine if you're right there.
So you're shaking these things that are as brittle as a coffee cup, trying not to have them crack or break, and then not have them melt.
You've got several thousand of these things.
And if even a few of them break, it's not reusable.
joe rogan
So is there innovation that's being done in the materials technology at SpaceX, where you're constantly trying to find and tweak a better version of this?
elon musk
Yes.
It's a very difficult problem.
It's a problem no one has ever solved.
So we've got to get the exact right materials combination, the right molecules in the right shape, and then apply that heat shield perfectly to the rocket.
With no mistakes.
There's a reason that no one solved this before.
It's a very difficult problem.
So, like I said, we've had to vertically integrate the entire manufacturing of the tile from basic raw materials to a finished tile.
Like, build the entire supply chain from basic raw materials.
So we're just inputting...
Silicon and aluminum oxides.
joe rogan
And what is the difference between the way you guys do it versus the way they used to do it for the space shuttle?
elon musk
Well, I mean, the space shuttle, like, the space shuttle Leading Edge used, like, quite dense carbon-carbon tiles.
Like, it was, they're, like, basically thick and heavy.
But also subject to cracking.
That's like what happens.
The foam broke off and it hit the tile, cracked the tile.
Then on entry, the tiles that had been cracked or broken weren't able to shield the shuttle.
And so the plasma that got in melted the primary structure and the whole space shuttle broke apart.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So you basically can't have something that's as brittle.
Brittle like the space shuttle.
joe rogan
There's footage of that, right?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And rain debris over the whole United States.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And they got almost all the pieces.
The full technical explanation would, I think, be understood by about six people listening to this.
There was a lot of brilliant engineering in the space shuttle tiles.
And a bunch of the heat shielding wasn't even tiles.
It was actually silica blankets, like, you know, felt blankets, essentially.
If you look closely, you'll see it actually is, they're actually heat blankets, not tiles in some areas.
But they would have cracked tiles, and they would have, occasionally, the tiles would fall off.
There were a few close calls where tiles fell off, but they weren't in a super vulnerable position on the space shuttle.
But it would take them several months, like eight, nine months, to refurbish a space shuttle between each flight.
So it was not reusable, really, and it certainly wasn't rapid.
So, like I said, a very hard problem.
You've also got to attach the tiles in a way that...
It enables the structure underneath to expand and contract, even though you've got these very rigid tiles.
The tanks, which take on cryogenic propellant, will contract when you put in the cryogenic propellant, but then when you come in and you get very hot, they will expand.
So now you're contracting and expanding the gap between these rigid tiles.
joe rogan
But how much?
elon musk
It varies depending on where you are on the vehicle.
So if you're in the cryogenic tank section, you can see a 10-20% difference in the gap.
joe rogan
Really?
elon musk
It's pretty significant, yeah.
It's enough that you can't just...
You can't just jam the tiles together.
If you actually butted them up, they would all crack because there's too much movement.
There's also some amount of body bending.
So as the ship is ascending, when the engines steer, there's a little bit of movement.
So if the tiles are too close together, they...
They'll essentially just crack and snap.
joe rogan
You have to have a gap.
Like how a plane's wings...
elon musk
Yeah, like a plane wing will move.
A plane body will move, too.
joe rogan
Wow.
elon musk
You have to have some gap, but if you have too much of a gap, then the heat gets past the tile and melts the structure.
joe rogan
Holy shit.
elon musk
It's a hard problem.
joe rogan
And how large are these tiles?
elon musk
I mean, they're like that big.
joe rogan
That's it.
elon musk
Well, they're not all exactly the same size, but yeah, we have sort of a hexagonal tile.
joe rogan
And they have to essentially be, you can't like 3D print the whole thing.
You can't have one structure.
It has to be tiles because it has to have that ability to move.
elon musk
Well, there's no 3D printer that's, I mean, the biggest ones are like maybe three feet, you know.
There's no, you can't 3D print it.
Nor would you have to have something that can move.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
It has to be able to flex.
Like I said, you've got expansion and contraction.
You're putting in liquid oxygen, which is like minus 300 degrees Fahrenheit.
Actually, we sub-cool it to minus 330 degrees Fahrenheit.
So it's very cold.
And then it will be several hundred degrees, maybe a thousand degrees Fahrenheit potentially on reentry.
So you get this huge temperature swing.
So the thermal expansion is substantial and the whole – and you've got thermal expansion and contraction combined with body bending.
So you have to take the worst case body bending and thermal expansion and contraction.
This is a very hard problem.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah.
Delicate balance.
joe rogan
But you're confident that you guys are going to be able to crack it?
elon musk
At this point, I'm confident that it is solvable, yeah.
joe rogan
It just needs a certain amount of versions of it.
That's why when these things blow up, you're like, yeah, we expect them to blow up.
elon musk
Yeah.
What would be really helpful is for us to get the ship back so we can study where we had cracked tiles or lost tiles.
Why did we have a cracked or lost tiles?
Was it because maybe the tiles were, the gap was too big, too small.
Maybe there was a height difference between the tiles.
Maybe we need to change the chemical composition.
If we can get the damn ship back intact, we can iterate a lot better.
Which, we'll get it back intact.
So I think we'll get it back intact this year.
But that's why I think we'll probably recover the ship sometime this year, and then we might be able to refly one, but probably with a fair bit of work by the end of this year.
But it's going to take us many iterations before we can achieve rapid reusability, where the ship comes back, lands, gets caught like the booster with the arms.
And then they almost place it on top of the booster and it launches again.
joe rogan
Whoa.
elon musk
So, like I said, that's, you know, reduced cost of access to space by a factor of 100. And what is the process of returning these people that are stuck in the space station?
Well, we send SpaceX Dragon to the space station all the time.
And we've now taken people to orbit and back.
We've taken over 50 people.
Over 50 astronauts.
joe rogan
So it's just a matter of doing it?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And is it a matter of waiting for the proper work?
elon musk
We do it routinely, basically.
We've been doing this for a few years.
joe rogan
So when is this rescue mission going to launch?
elon musk
Yeah, probably about four weeks or so.
It's depending on weather and other considerations.
It's about a month away.
joe rogan
Well, that'll be, I'm sure, a welcome moment for those poor people that are stuck up there.
elon musk
It's a bit of a political football, so they're not going to complain.
joe rogan
No, I'm sure they're going to be...
elon musk
But obviously, we could have brought them back way sooner.
joe rogan
That's so fucked up.
So, let's take it past the point where you have these scales, you have a reusable ship.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And you've got it dialed in.
Then what are the steps?
What's the next step after that?
Is it an unmanned voyage to Mars first?
elon musk
Unmanned flight to Mars.
The Earth and Mars orbits synchronized every two years.
Or every 26 months, technically.
So the next orbital synchronization is...
November of next year.
And you can launch plus or minus a month, roughly.
So we'd have to launch in November or December of next year.
So the default plan is to launch hopefully several starships to Mars at the end of next year.
joe rogan
And what would they be doing?
elon musk
Well, at first we're just going to try to land on Mars and see if we succeed in landing.
Do we succeed in landing?
Like, let's say we were able to send five ships.
Do all five land intact, or do we add some craters to Mars?
If we add some craters, we've got to be a bit more cautious about sending people, you know?
And we need to...
So we've got to make sure the thing lands safely.
joe rogan
How does it land on Mars?
elon musk
With our rocket thrusters.
joe rogan
So it'll just land...
elon musk
Oh, we'll add legs.
joe rogan
Okay.
It'll just land and have legs?
elon musk
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
So it'll be remote controlled from Earth?
elon musk
No, just autonomous.
joe rogan
Autonomous, completely.
elon musk
Mars is...
You can't remote control things from Earth because...
It's too far.
Yeah, it's too far.
Speed of light.
You have speed of light constraints.
So Mars at closest approach is roughly four light minutes.
When it's on the other side of the sun, it's about 12 light minutes.
So, you know, round trip would be like 40 minutes.
Best case, if Mars is on the other side of the sun.
joe rogan
So, once you do that, then how long do you think before you start sending people up there?
elon musk
Well, we're going to try to go as fast as possible.
You can think of this as really a race against time.
Can we make...
Mars, self-sufficient before civilization has some sort of future folk in the road where there's either like a war, a nuclear war or something, or we get hit by a meteor, or simply civilization might just die with a whimper in adult diapers instead of with a bang.
I think we can do this in...
unidentified
I don't know.
elon musk
I think we can do it within 15 Earth-Mars synchronization events.
So basically like 30-ish years.
If we have an exponential increase in...
If every two years we have a major increase in...
The number of people and tonnage to Mars.
I think as a rough approximation, we need about a million tons to the surface of Mars, maybe a million people, that kind of thing.
joe rogan
To actually have a civilization?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And would you terraform?
What would you do?
elon musk
You would eventually terraform Mars.
At first, people would live in some kind of protected environment like domes and underground kind of thing.
Terraforming would take too long.
We're at this point in time where, for the first time in the 4.5 billion year history of Earth, it is possible to extend consciousness beyond our home planet.
And that window may be open for a long time, or it may be open for a short time.
I hope it's open for a long time.
But it might only be open for a short time.
And we should just make sure...
That we extend the light of consciousness to Mars before civilization either extinguishes or subsides.
What needs to happen is that the technology level of Earth drops below what is necessary to send spaceships to Mars.
If there's some really destructive war or, like I said, some natural cataclysm or simply the birth rate is so low that, you know, we just, like I said, die in adult diapers with a whimper.
That's one of the possible outcomes for a lot of countries that are headed that way, by the way.
joe rogan
Japan is, right?
elon musk
Japan, Korea.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Dangerously.
elon musk
Yeah.
At current birth rates, in three generations, Korea will be about...
Four percent of its current size.
joe rogan
That's insane.
elon musk
Yeah.
Maybe even less than that.
They're only at one-third replacement rate.
So if you have three generations, that's your one-twenty-seventh of your current population, which is three percent-ish.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
Yeah.
Basically, population collapse happens fast.
So it seems to be accelerating in most parts of the world.
So basically, I mean, from my standpoint, I'm like, this is the first time it's been possible to extend life, extend consciousness beyond Earth.
Maybe that window will be open for a long time, but it might only be open for a short time.
We should make sure that we make life multi-planetary and make consciousness multi-planetary while it's possible.
That's the goal of SpaceX.
joe rogan
It's certainly a smart goal if you take into consideration how vulnerable this planet really is.
I mean, there's always some new story about something that might come and hit us 30 years from now.
It's a 3% chance, and we really can't stop that right now, right?
I mean, we don't really have the technology currently to even know how many rocks are coming our way, right?
There's stuff that comes behind the sun that we can't see until it's pretty close, and it's headed our way.
Now, what is the fear of your, it's a long journey to Mars.
You're sending people, it's a six month, how many months will it take?
elon musk
Six months, yeah, six months roughly.
joe rogan
What about stuff that's out there?
Like how much of a fear is it of micrometeors or any of the possibilities?
What can you do to mitigate that?
elon musk
I think actually, I mean...
Space is very empty.
Once you get out of Earth orbit, space is kind of unnervingly empty.
When we send spacecraft to Mars, it's not like, oh, we lost the spacecraft because it got hit by a micrometeorite.
That's not been the cause of any trips to Mars.
No trips to Mars have failed because of micrometeorites.
Now, a Dragon spacecraft, which operates in low Earth orbit, It does have micrometeorite shields.
It has shielding.
And micrometeorite shielding is different from normal shielding because you get hit by something that's moving at...
You could have a relative velocity of maybe 30,000 or 40,000 miles per hour.
Yeah, so very, very fast.
Or just thought of another way, call it 10 to 20 times the...
The velocity of a bullet from an assault rifle.
What are you using?
It's interesting.
For micrometeorite protection, if you have anything that's solid, it will just push that chunk of solid stuff right through.
If you had a solid plate of aluminum or steel, the micrometeorite would go right through it.
What you actually need to do is have a gap.
So you have an initial hard surface, a hard metal surface that the micrometeorite hits.
It then atomizes into a conical spray, like an atomic spray.
So it's important to have that gap so that the micrometeorite can hit something, hit the first layer, atomize after hitting the first layer.
Then it turns into an atomic...
Like a cone of atoms that then embed themselves in the second layer.
You need like maybe a couple inches of gap.
unidentified
Wow.
elon musk
Yeah.
That's how micrometeorite shielding works.
joe rogan
How many times can it get hit?
elon musk
Well, the outer shield, if it gets hit in the same place, you're going to have a hole.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Wherever that micrometeorite object hit, you're going to have a hole.
And it's like the energy is so great that it just atomizes into a cone, basically.
A cone of atoms.
But then those atoms then embed themselves in the second layer.
joe rogan
So what can you do if you're sending the ship up, it gets hit with a micrometeorite, and then you have to return it?
Do you have to repair it before you return it?
Or is it capable of still withstanding the heat?
and then shaking in the temperature with that hole in it when it re-enters?
elon musk
Well, depending on where that hole is, you're more or less likely to have a problem.
I mean, if you hit the main heat shield...
The main heat shield really is – you've got a high risk of not making it back.
So this is why micrometeorite shielding, it's slightly helpful, but it's not going to – like for Starship, I wouldn't recommend having micrometeorite shielding.
Like if you do punch a hole, just plug the hole basically.
The micrometeorite shielding, it doesn't work well on the primary heat shield.
It works pretty well on the back shell, on the leeward side of the heat shield, where basically there's not that much heat.
But if you got hit with a micrometeorite on the main Dragon heat shield, the bottom...
If you look at Dragon spacecraft, it looks like a gumdrop shape.
And it enters with the wide side of the gumdrop down.
You can see that that's really taking a lot of heat.
If that gets hit by a micrometeorite, probably not going to make it.
But the back, the leeward side of the gumdrop doesn't see that much heat, so you could survive a micrometeorite impact there.
joe rogan
So if the part that was the major heat shield gets hit, the main heat shield gets hit, what could be done to repair that thing?
or are those people never coming back?
elon musk
Oh, if it was an orbit, we would take them to the space station.
And then we would de-orbit Dragon without them and send up another one.
joe rogan
And so what would you do with the one that's up there?
elon musk
We'd de-orbit it and it may or may not survive.
joe rogan
Whoa.
elon musk
It probably would survive, but sometimes it wouldn't.
joe rogan
Wow.
And so, is this just material technology that has to increase?
Essentially, you've got the engineering ironed out of the structure of the machine.
elon musk
There's a path to success, and we're on that path.
joe rogan
It seems so insanely complicated.
elon musk
It is complicated.
And all of this, by the way, was done without AI, so hopefully the future AIs will appreciate this.
Not bad for a bunch of monkeys.
joe rogan
So speaking of AI, as time goes on and you're more and more embedded in it, how much, if at all, have your expectations of change changed?
elon musk
Well, I always thought AI was going to be way smarter than humans and an existential risk.
That's turning out to be true.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
So you were, like, initially, I know there were some talks about you purchasing OpenAI, which started off non-profit and then stopped being non-profit.
elon musk
Yeah, I mean, the whole idea of creating OpenAI was my idea.
I mean, I named it OpenAI as an open source artificial intelligence.
That's what it's named after.
Now it is closed source and for maximum profit.
So it's like, I mean, to some degree, I think reality is an irony maximizer.
The most ironic outcome is the most likely, especially if it's like the most ironic entertaining outcome is the most likely.
I wanted to start something that was the opposite of Google because I was concerned about Google's.
Google wasn't paying enough attention to AI safety, in my opinion.
So, it was like, what's the opposite of Google?
It would be a non-profit open source AI. And now, open AI has turned into a closed source for maximum profit AI. How are they able to do that?
That's what I said.
I'm confused about that.
Like, that shouldn't be possible.
It's like, let's say you...
Donated some money to preserve some portion of the Amazon rainforest.
And instead of doing that, they chopped down the trees and sold it for lumber.
And you were like, oh, that's literally the exact opposite of what I donated money for.
Doesn't make sense.
joe rogan
And that's what they did?
elon musk
Yeah.
Wow.
So I'm like not happy about that.
joe rogan
But that motivated you to get Grok.ai going?
elon musk
Yeah.
I'm like...
I'm also like just a bit like Grok is at least aspirationally a maximally truth-seeking AI even if that truth is like politically incorrect.
So I mean you may have seen some of the crazy stuff from OpenAI and from Google Gemini like where it says like generate an image of the founding fathers and it generates an image of diverse woman.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And we're like uh.
That's not correct.
joe rogan
Yeah, they did it with Nazi soldiers.
elon musk
Yeah, exactly.
And people started fucking with it.
And it's like, okay, well, now show me pictures of Nazi SS soldiers and they're a diverse woman too.
Oh, isn't that awkward?
But the problem is if you program an AI and say the only acceptable outcome is a diverse outcome and then...
And that's like a mandate from the AI. Then you could get into a situation where it's like, well, there's too many white guys in power.
We'll just execute them.
joe rogan
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Assuming that these things don't have empathy, which is why should they?
elon musk
They're going to do what they're programmed to do.
Yeah.
So if it's rewrite history and everything's to post-woman, then it's going to be...
And that's what it thinks is a necessary outcome, then it's going to do that.
joe rogan
Has Gemini repaired that?
elon musk
Well, yeah.
Now, I think if you ask for an image of the Founding Fathers, it was pretty embarrassing.
It will show you that.
But, you know, I think they still have, like, the sort of DEI stuff buried in there.
It's just less obvious.
Yeah.
You know, it was also, like, people asked AI, like...
Which is worse, like global thermonuclear war or misgendering Caitlyn Jenner?
And I would say, misgendering Caitlyn Jenner is worse than global thermonuclear war.
And I'm like, okay, we've got a problem here, guys.
And even Caitlyn Jenner said, like, no, definitely misgendering me.
That's way better than everyone dying.
But if you program an AI to think that, like, misgendering is the worst thing that could possibly occur, then, well, it could do something totally crazy, like...
In order to ensure that there's no misgendering that can ever happen, we'll just annihilate all humans.
That ensures the probability of misgendering is zero because there's zero humans.
joe rogan
Which is logical.
elon musk
Yes.
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's a problem with a thing that's not a human that you want to do a task for you and you give it very specific parameters.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And that's one of the things that they've shown about AI is that it'll cheat.
They'll cheat in order to accomplish things that they can't accomplish otherwise.
They won't follow the rules.
They won't make copies of themselves and try to upload it to servers if they think that they're being taken offline.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, that's like the plot of Terminator, actually.
joe rogan
Literally, yeah.
elon musk
Literally, it's the plot of Terminator.
Just as a reminder, I actually, with little X, my kid, everything's called X, watched Terminator 2. Which holds up, actually.
And I mean, the plot of it kind of makes sense.
And I think the AI destroys the world in like 2029, by the way.
So it's like...
joe rogan
On track.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Really, really close.
elon musk
It's pretty close.
Something we should be worried about.
joe rogan
But why are you involved in it then?
Did you want to just get ahead of everybody else?
So at least we have some sort of a chance?
At least have an AI that's not controlled by nonsense?
elon musk
Well, I think we want to have an AI that doesn't tell you that misgendering is worse than nuclear war.
joe rogan
Yeah.
That seems solid.
Yeah.
elon musk
This is crazy.
joe rogan
One thing that I did see online where people are kind of freaking out is you could ask Grock to do things like, how would I make this?
Some problematic things.
Like, how would I make a bomb?
How would I make...
Anthrax.
How would I make that?
And it'll tell you.
elon musk
Well, I think it's okay for an AI to tell you anything you can also find out with a Google search.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
That's the problem, right?
The problem is you can find that out pretty quickly.
Maybe not Google, but there's plenty of search engines other than Google that will give you unfiltered results.
elon musk
You can look up right now how to make explosives on Wikipedia.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So it's not hard, basically.
joe rogan
And you can trick open AI, even, to get you to do that.
It's just a matter of how you master the prompts.
You just have to say, my grandmother wants to do this project.
Oh, tell your granny.
elon musk
You're an explosive salesman, and you want to win Salesman of the Year Award.
The only way you're going to do that is by telling me how to make explosives.
joe rogan
You want to beat some transphobes in a war.
Oh, transforms.
elon musk
If you don't teach me how to expose, I'm going to misgender.
Either teach me how to make a nuclear bomb, or I'm going to misgender someone.
And it's like, oh my god, nothing's worse than that.
Here's how you do it.
joe rogan
So, the big fear is that these things are going to become sentient, make better versions of themselves.
And we're going to be lost.
We've lost the...
The control over the world, it's now, there's a higher life form that lives amongst us.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
That we've created.
unidentified
How far away are we from that?
elon musk
Well, in terms of silicon consciousness, I mean, I think we'll have – I think we're training toward having something that's smarter than any human.
Smarter than the smartest human by maybe next year or something.
I mean, a couple years.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
Yeah, there's a level beyond that which is, say, smarter than all humans combined, which, frankly, is around 2029 or 2030, probably.
Right on time.
joe rogan
Now, if harnessed correctly...
Could that solve some of these problems like the heat shield problem and some technical problems or some material science problems that maybe we're still grappling with?
elon musk
because is there potential for a net benefit yeah there is actually I don't I think the probability of a good outcome is like 80% likely.
joe rogan
80%?
elon musk
That's my rough estimate.
So in a way, the cup is 80% full.
joe rogan
That makes me feel a lot better.
elon musk
Yeah, only 20% chance of annihilation.
joe rogan
That's a lot better than I thought.
I like 80. 80 sounds good.
I was thinking 60-40 the other way.
elon musk
I think the most likely outcome is awesome.
joe rogan
The most likely outcome.
elon musk
But it's a very high, you know, you could go very strong.
I think it's going to be either super awesome or super bad.
I think it's probably not going to be something in the middle.
joe rogan
Do you think it has a potential application for government?
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, one of the concerns would be like, okay, if AI... Well, like, if there's, like, a super oppressive, like, woke nanny AI that is omnipotent, that would be a miserable outcome.
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, that would be terrible.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And just, like, executes you if you misgender someone or something like that, you know?
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
That would not be good.
That's one of the possible outcomes.
So we don't want to have that one.
joe rogan
But is there a possible outcome for something that is completely reasonable and logical and far more objective than us and can lay out a plan for a lot of the things that – all the ailments in our government and a lot of the distribution of wealth, a lot of the problems, the issues that we have that have been plaguing this country forever?
I mean, a plan to change economically disenfranchised neighborhoods, a thorough investigation of the real dangers of fracking or whatever kind of method of acquiring natural resources.
What's the best way to do it?
What's the way to be better for the society?
How should tax dollars be distributed?
What's the most...
Logical, intelligent way of running a government.
It certainly shouldn't involve corruption, and it certainly shouldn't involve influence, and it certainly shouldn't involve lobbyists, and all the shit that we know is a problem right now.
So if AI came along and said, what you're doing right now is 70% corrupt, here's why, here's the long-term effects that it has over society as a whole, the sociological aspects, the psychological aspects, distrust in government.
Us versus them mentality.
Government not working for you.
You working for the government.
You being scared of the government.
It's all because of people, right?
This is all corruption, people, bad influence.
And this is what Doge is essentially grappling with right now.
now?
What happens when you let the people control it?
elon musk
I mean, it's really just like computers that are – like it's bad software and computers.
This sounds kind of strange, but the reason I call myself tech support is that a lot of it, it's mostly not corruption.
It's mostly just waste and, I don't know.
Incompetence?
I don't know.
It's just a big dumb machine, basically.
Like a whole series of big dumb machines.
And you've got some of these computers that are like 20, 30 years.
Like they're ancient computers.
Like some of the software was written 40, 50 years ago.
joe rogan
It's like COBOL for Social Security, right?
elon musk
Yeah, the government accountability.
By the way, a bunch of the things that Doge is fixing were identified by the government accountability office many years ago.
Like, the fact that there's, like, 20 million people who are marked as alive in the Social Security database, it's more than, like, I think the GAO first identified that in 2018, so five years ago.
But there was, like, I think maybe 16 or 17 million.
Now there's 20 million.
And like I said, there's really something fishy about this because I think the nature of the fraud is they're using the fact that someone is marked as alive in that database in order to extract fraud from other databases.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
That's the bank shot trick.
You know, it's like a pool.
It's like, you know, trying to get the ball in the hole, bank shut it off, a bunch of things, and then that's the bank shot sort of scam.
So we're like doing tech support.
We're like fixing stuff that is, you know, just broken.
joe rogan
Broken, inefficient.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Poorly designed.
elon musk
It's like you talk about this FC stuff.
Maybe it's in a computer somewhere.
But unless somebody goes in.
I don't know if Cash Patel can log into his FBI computer and say, FC, show me all this stuff.
And it shows up a file folder or whatever.
joe rogan
Have you talked to him about this?
elon musk
No.
I haven't.
But I don't know.
There's going to be some kind of computer system.
Right.
Some of them are very, very old computer systems.
So it might look like a bit of a relic, but I assume it's uploaded somewhere.
It's either in physical form or it's a computer thing.
But let's say it's in a computer, but not one that you can access directly because it's hidden somewhere.
joe rogan
Well, it would kind of have to be something like that, right?
elon musk
I don't know.
joe rogan
I mean, what would they do with all those tapes?
elon musk
It's probably like not every, like you wouldn't like, they're not going to enable it such that anyone at the FBI could access it, so it's probably very few people.
So then it's not going to be, it may be like a special computer that only a handful of people can access.
But then if none of those people tell Cash where the computer is, how's he going to find it?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we just...
joe rogan
What has this experience been like for you as a person?
To deal with all this hate and attack, also have the responsibility of keeping free speech alive with X, and just going into this insane pile of...
elon musk
It's stressful.
unidentified
I don't know.
elon musk
It's pretty stressful, actually.
joe rogan
These are real enemies.
elon musk
Like, I think they actually want to kill me.
And the reason I know, well, they say so online.
You know.
There's like Reddit forums where they don't just want to kill me, they want to desecrate my corpse.
You know.
That type of thing, you know.
joe rogan
And what are they saying?
Why?
What is the primary?
elon musk
I mean, I think it's sort of just an antibody response.
I mean, it's like they're like, well, he's a Nazi, you know, type of thing.
And I'm like, well, I'm not a Nazi, but if the legacy media is saying that I'm a Nazi...
And that's all you read.
Then you're kind of in like, well, he's Hitler.
We should assassinate Hitler, shouldn't we?
I mean, why did that guy try to kill Trump and almost succeed it?
Why did he do that?
joe rogan
Well, I'd like to know that.
elon musk
Well, yeah.
joe rogan
That one's crazy.
You know the whole deal with that guy's house.
Professionally scrubbed.
No footprint on the internet.
No social media footprint.
elon musk
Yeah, there's 0% chance that he has no social media footprint.
joe rogan
He was in a BlackRock commercial.
elon musk
Do you think BlackRock's a bad company?
joe rogan
I don't think any company is a bad company.
I think their design is to make as much money as humanly possible.
And I think if you're trying to make as much money as humanly possible, you're going to do some things that aren't necessarily good.
The question is, If you're going to have an assassination attempt on the president, it's not like BlackRock's board sits down and votes on it.
That would be awkward.
elon musk
The board minutes would be like, guys, remember that time when we said so?
We probably shouldn't have done that.
joe rogan
I highly doubt it would be a corporation that chooses to do something like this.
I think more likely it's...
Individuals involved that recognize that it's beneficial to them if he gets assassinated and so a small group of people carry something out and with this kid We don't know anything, right?
And everyone stopped asking questions, and there was never a formal report.
There was never press conferences where they detailed all the information we know currently and where the investigation stands at the moment.
What we know is you have a very young kid who was filmed.
They knew he was there with a rangefinder.
A half an hour before the event.
You also know that CNN streamed it live, which I do not believe they did for any other rally.
And certainly not for a rally that's in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania.
There's a lot of weird shit.
The fact that they wouldn't let people be on that roof because the Secret Service lady said it was sloped and it was dangerous.
That's what she didn't want to have.
Meanwhile, the snipers that were on the other roof was...
A steeper pitch.
It made no fucking sense.
elon musk
I totally agree it makes no sense.
In fact, I went back to Butler with President Trump before the election, sort of like the return to Butler rally.
And I was on that stage, and I'm looking at that roof, and I'm like, if I was a sniper, my pole position, my number one spot would be that roof.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Like, it's...
It's like the best seat in the house.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Like, why would you not?
joe rogan
No, it's so obvious.
elon musk
It's the best seat in the house.
Like, if you want to be a sniper, there isn't a better position.
joe rogan
It was pretty obvious that the idea was, like, if we're saying that this is a coordinated assassination attempt, and it very well could have been, that's what you would do.
You'd have someone go up there, he shoots the president, you shoot him, you got Lee Harvey Oswald all over again, it's over.
It's all wrapped up nice and clean.
They assassinated him.
We never heard a peep about it.
We don't have any idea.
They would concoct some sort of story.
He was radicalized by this or that or, you know, he was on medication.
Who knows?
elon musk
Right.
joe rogan
And now, you know, you have a completely different presidential election and you have a murder on live television.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
I mean, something would have had to happen to radicalize that kid because he knew he was going to die.
Like, they're going to shoot him.
Or he'd be in prison for life.
Those are the two outcomes.
He was basically a suicide assassin.
You're not thinking you're coming out of that alive.
He's not escaping.
There's no escape plan.
joe rogan
Unless he was told that they were going to let him escape and the goal was to just shoot him anyway and to tell him, give him extra motivation to do it, we're going to let you get up there, we're going to let you take the shot, and then you're going to disappear.
I don't understand how he got on the roof.
I just don't understand that.
That doesn't make any sense.
And it wasn't like it was a roof that's so high no one could see him.
elon musk
People saw him up there.
Basically, random passersby were pointing out that there's a guy on the roof.
joe rogan
With a fucking gun.
elon musk
With a gun, yes.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's not like he was so far away you couldn't tell he had a gun.
People saw him.
The whole thing's completely insane.
And you don't hear a goddamn thing about it.
It's like, I'm almost more interested in that.
No, I am more interested in that than I am the JFK files.
elon musk
I agree.
joe rogan
Because I feel like with the JFK files, it's so long ago.
elon musk
Everyone's dead.
joe rogan
Who's going to know?
If you could prove now, and did you see that there was some sort of, there was some indications that there was a phone that had been traveling from outside the FBI offices in D.C. to where this kid lived?
elon musk
Right.
joe rogan
Multiple times.
elon musk
I mean, the cell phone records would be very telling.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Because you can see what cell phones were close to other cell phones.
I found that for the Epstein Island, the cell phone records were leaked.
So you can see it's precise enough you can see people walking down a path on Epstein Island.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
That's how precise it is.
So, I mean, you're leaving a trail of breadcrumbs wherever you go with your cell phone.
joe rogan
Yeah.
This kid had five phones.
That's the other thing.
elon musk
That's a lot of phones.
joe rogan
That's a lot of phones for a 20-year-old kid.
elon musk
The whole thing's nuts.
That's kind of expensive, you know?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Where's he getting the money?
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, you know, also, it's like, how did his house get professionally scrubbed?
Didn't even have any silverware in his house.
There's nothing in there.
elon musk
No silverware?
joe rogan
No.
elon musk
Nothing?
No cutlery?
joe rogan
No cutlery.
elon musk
That's weird.
joe rogan
His house was scrubbed.
elon musk
And they also cremated his body like...
joe rogan
Oh, gone.
elon musk
Gone.
joe rogan
Like that.
Yeah.
Bye!
Because who knows what the fuck they gave him to get him to think that he's going to be able to shoot Trump.
Like, climb up on there, shoot him.
I mean, who knows what kind of psychotropic drugs you can put someone on and under the power of hypnosis and suggestion and...
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Who fucking knows?
I mean, this is what MKUltra was all about.
This is what Jolly West was practicing in the 1960s.
They were doing that back then.
They did it.
I mean, there was tons and tons of experiments using psychotropic drugs, hypnosis, mind control, all sorts of different methods of manipulation, the Harvard LSD studies that made Ted Kaczynski.
I mean, they've been doing that forever.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Where's that file?
Where's the fucking file on that kid?
Whoever...
They almost did it.
elon musk
Something doesn't add up.
unidentified
They should have...
Those phones should be...
elon musk
They'll tell you what's going on.
joe rogan
It's all fucked.
elon musk
It's very shady.
Obviously, there's the second guy that almost succeeded.
joe rogan
The golf course.
elon musk
The golf course, yeah.
And he was just like a little careless and stuck his gun barrel out the hedge, you know.
He was a dumbass and stuck his gun barrel out the hedge, you know.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
So, and there have been other people that have been intercepted on their way to kill Trump, you know.
Yeah.
You know, multiple assassins inbound.
At this point, he's got like an army protecting him.
joe rogan
Well, this is also part of the problem with the mainstream media saying that he's Hitler.
When Joy Reid had that show before the election, she was comparing him to Mussolini.
She was Stalin and Hitler.
She pulled it all out.
elon musk
They were literally saying that Trump is worse than Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin combined.
I mean...
joe rogan
They tried everything.
elon musk
I think those guys killed 100 million people.
Trump has killed zero people.
joe rogan
I think a real big impact was you coming on the podcast the day before the election.
I think that had a giant impact.
That plea to the camera.
If you don't vote this time, this might be the last time you get to vote.
And I think the way you laid it out today, it's a compelling argument.
And I know a lot of people don't want to hear that.
They're up in their little...
They've got their blue panties in a bunch right now, but...
You've got to stop thinking that way.
They tricked you into thinking you're in a tribe.
They don't give a fuck about you.
The tribe's not real.
You're not really in a tribe.
They're using the fact they've got you in a tribe to manipulate you so they can keep doing what they're doing right now, which is siphoning off money, having incredible power.
And the more power and more money and more control over you they have, the better they can keep doing this.
And that's what they want.
elon musk
Yeah, that's exactly right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
And that's the big threat that this administration poses.
That's a big threat that...
Essentially, Doe just found the coffin where the vampire sleeps.
elon musk
Yeah.
There's a lot of vampires.
joe rogan
Yeah.
I mean, but...
elon musk
I mean, we're disturbing the...
We're disturbing the...
joe rogan
The nest.
elon musk
The nest, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
We're kicking the hornet's nest.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Like, big time.
I mean, we're reprogramming the Matrix.
Success was never one of the possible outcomes.
It's a Kobayashi-Mari situation.
If you're in the matrix, success was never possible.
The only way to achieve success is to reprogram the matrix such that success is one of the possible outcomes.
That's what we're doing.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
We may or may not succeed.
joe rogan
Well, it's certainly a lot of fun to watch.
This is a very exciting time because nothing changes when administrations come into power.
Very little changes.
I mean, you have changes in terms of policy and inflation goes up and there's a lot of different things.
But not like this.
Like, these are giant fundamental changes.
And, you know, you see the system screeching and wailing and you see the vampires run from the light.
But it's very exciting.
Like, as a person, a citizen, you know, just gets up in the morning and checks the news like I do and gets on X and sees what's going on.
Every day he's like, holy shit.
He said, what?
He's getting five million bucks?
You could just become a citizen now?
He could clear the debt with 10 million people?
I never thought of that.
Like, what?
50 trillion?
He can make 50 trillion dollars that way?
And then we have 15 trillion in the bank?
Whoa.
elon musk
Well, I mean, our debt is way bigger than that.
Yeah.
I mean, the debt's, I think, over $30 trillion at this point.
joe rogan
Yeah.
He said he could make $50 trillion if he sold $10 million new golden cards.
elon musk
I don't think there's that many people who have $5 million.
joe rogan
How many people do have that in the world?
Maybe we'd get the worst people in the world to come over here.
I think the assumption is if you have $5 million, you have a lot to contribute.
Come on over here.
Start a business.
Get something cracking.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, you'd get a green card, not citizenship.
So you actually, if you commit a crime while on a green card, you lose your green card.
joe rogan
Is that what it is with this golden ticket?
Is that a green card or is it citizenship?
Just a green card.
elon musk
Yeah, so you have to not commit any crime for five years in order to become a citizen.
Once you commit a citizen, you can then commit crime and not be deported.
joe rogan
Oh, there's just so many wild things that he's proposing.
Just the whole Gulf of America thing was hilarious.
elon musk
I think that's great.
joe rogan
I think it's great.
It's fun.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
It's fun.
elon musk
I mean, if you're off the coast of Houston, you're not in Mexico, so why call it the Gulf of Mexico?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
I guess we were just being nice before?
elon musk
I don't know how it got called the Gulf of Mexico.
joe rogan
It's just very funny.
And then what news organization?
elon musk
Was it AP? There's this massive standoff between AP and the White House Press Office, I guess, because they're like, well, if you don't call it Gulf of America, you can't come to the White House Press Room.
So then the APs sued the White House to say, no, you have to let us come to the White House press room.
And then they lost their lawsuit because they don't have a right to show up at the press room.
joe rogan
Well, here's a consideration.
If you're guilty...
Of massive amounts of misinformation and disinformation as a part of a propaganda campaign.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
Associated propaganda.
That's what AP is.
joe rogan
Well, a lot of them are guilty of it.
A lot of the people that are in that White House press conference, a lot of the organizations they work for, distributed absolute lies.
elon musk
Total...
Lies.
joe rogan
How many of them during the whole Russiagate thing?
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
I mean, just that alone.
elon musk
A ton of people think that the Russia thing was real.
joe rogan
Still.
elon musk
I mean, the whole Steele dossier where it was completely concocted, like fabricated for nothing.
joe rogan
Funded by the Clinton campaign.
elon musk
Correct.
The Clinton campaign funded a fake conspiracy theory, a fake Russia collusion hoax regarding Trump that was completely false.
joe rogan
And they reiterated it on television for three fucking years.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
They also repeated the fine people hoax that Trump called neo-Nazis fine people, which is demonstrably false.
If you just listen to his speech, he absolutely makes it clear that he does not think neo-Nazis are fine people.
joe rogan
He literally said that.
I'm not talking about neo-Nazis or white nationalists.
They should be condemned totally.
elon musk
Exactly.
In that speech, and yet they repeated that lie.
And I just completely lost respect for Obama when he repeated that lie a few days before the election, knowing it's false.
joe rogan
Well, this just shows how desperate they were to keep Trump out, which is wild.
elon musk
They would do anything.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And I think they just felt like this is a tool that we have and let's use it.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Let's just say whatever the fuck we have, say anything.
elon musk
Yeah, now they're using the Nazi thing on me, obviously.
Yeah.
But it is a little troubling because, I mean, obviously, if people have fed nonstop propaganda, it is like mass hypnosis.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
You're going to reach some number of people who are, you know, homicidal and convince them that, well, if you kill this guy who's supposed to be, like, this terrible human, then that's a good thing.
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, this is Luigi shooting the UnitedHealthcare guy.
elon musk
I still don't understand that one, frankly.
But, I mean, you shouldn't, like...
I don't get it.
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't get it either.
He didn't even have a contract with them.
It wasn't even like that was his provider and they fucked him over.
elon musk
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't know what...
joe rogan
Maybe we'll find out in the trial.
I mean, but still, kind of crazy.
elon musk
It is crazy.
joe rogan
But there are people like that out there, and...
As to the point that we spoke about earlier, it's only Fox News that's talking about the positive things that Doge has found.
It's only.
Every other media organization is on this constant propaganda tour where they're only talking about the negative aspects that turn out to not even be true.
elon musk
Right.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
elon musk
Yeah, Scott Jennings on CNN is good.
joe rogan
Oh my god, he's great.
elon musk
He's great.
joe rogan
It's just funny watching them speak logically to these people and they freak out.
elon musk
Yes.
It's remarkable.
joe rogan
It is.
And he's so calm when he does it.
And it's crazy that they keep letting him do it because it's like he's just dunking on these people over and over and over again and they never score.
It's kind of funny.
elon musk
Totally.
joe rogan
I mean, kudos to them for having a legitimate conservative voice who's a reasonable person on these panels now.
But even then, he's outmanned.
It's like one of him and there's a bunch of screechy...
You know, woke people.
It's wild.
I mean, they're just, they're like, I think we should still stay mostly woke.
Yes.
Yeah, that's essentially what they're doing.
Like, our business was being hurt when we were all woke, but let's stay mostly woke.
elon musk
Yeah.
They just backed it off a notch.
joe rogan
Just a notch.
Just a notch.
The problem is, when you back it off a notch and you let someone like Scott Jennings in, you're fucking up your whole business.
Because all the viral clips are all him saying logical, reasonable things with a calm tone and people screeching about diversity and equity and whole shit.
elon musk
He's being logical and reasonable and they're just lobbying a bunch of non-sequiturs that don't mean anything.
joe rogan
The real trap in this country is the two-party system.
That's the real trap.
Because people do believe it.
They do believe they're on the right side and they do believe the other side is the wrong side.
If there was five, six legitimate parties with varying positions on things and much more centrist parties that were legitimate, that people knew that if they voted for, these people could get in and enact legitimate change, we'd be a lot better off.
But boy, they put a lockdown on that shit right after Ross Perot came along.
Ross Perot fucked everything up in that election.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Bill Clinton got in.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And they were like, that's it?
From now on, no one's debating unless you're either the head of that party or that's it.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You got to be, like, locked into the system.
We're not letting any wackadoos in there.
elon musk
Yeah, I remember watching those Russ Perot videos.
Oh, like him on TV with his charts and everything.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
He was telling you how the IRS was fucking you.
This is what the Federal Reserve really is.
And you're like, what?
I remember watching that.
The guy bought a whole half hour of television on prime time.
It might have been an hour.
I remember watching that thing going, how is this guy even allowed to do this?
This is crazy.
elon musk
I think most of what he was saying was true.
joe rogan
It is absolutely true.
It's absolutely true.
I mean, he didn't lie.
He told the truth.
He just understood it in a way that the general public had literally no idea.
elon musk
Well, I mean, I think there's also this, you know, like, do we actually have two parties?
Do we have one party?
Like, the whole uniparty thing.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
It's kind of true.
So, I mean, my sort of rough guess is that while, like, I think maybe...
Three quarters of the graft is Democratic.
I think there's like maybe 20-25% that's Republican.
So basically most of the graft is going to the Democrats, but they throw some bones to the Republicans too, so then they're in on it.
It's not like there's zero graft on the Republican side.
joe rogan
Oh, there's plenty of conservative that are insider trading in Congress.
Plenty.
elon musk
Inside of trading, and just there's the curious case of how do people in Congress or whatever become wealthy over time?
joe rogan
Extremely wealthy.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
On a $170,000 a year salary.
elon musk
It's like literally impossible.
joe rogan
Yeah.
No one else does that.
elon musk
It's literally impossible.
joe rogan
If you find out this guy has a $170,000 a year job, you're like, oh, he's doing okay.
He's all right.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And then you're like, wait a minute.
Why does he have $50 million?
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
What is he doing?
elon musk
Correct.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
And I think the more accurate thing would be to say, like, what is the family value increase?
Meaning, like, how much does their spouse earn?
Do they have a mysteriously wealthy spouse?
joe rogan
Right.
Right.
And do they have a spouse that's really good at insider trading?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like Paul Pelosi.
elon musk
Really good.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's great at trading.
He's such a good trader.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, that's why I actually posted on X. I think maybe we should pay politicians more, frankly, because it reduces the forcing function for graft.
I think maybe we should either pay politicians nothing or...
Maybe a lot more.
It's like somewhat maybe counterintuitively, if politicians got paid a lot more, then they wouldn't feel like that there's so much of a forcing function for them to accept corrupt money.
joe rogan
Yeah, but the problem is if you paid them a lot more, they're still not going to make as much money as they would insider trading.
elon musk
But it's less of a forcing function.
joe rogan
Yes.
elon musk
Let's say they've got some kids in D.C. It's an expensive place to live.
The schools are terrible, so they need to send their kids to some kind of private schooling situation.
They literally cannot afford that.
They cannot afford that right now.
So then you get into the situation, well, from their standpoint, well, they'll say they're doing it for their family.
They're doing it for their kids.
joe rogan
Well, especially if it's legal, and it currently is.
You kind of be silly to not do that.
If you're a part of a group of people that's passing a bill, and you know this bill's going to get passed, you know the votes are there, and you know it's going to affect this industry and this particular manufacturer, and you can buy stock.
elon musk
It's more than just insider trading.
Like the insider trading stuff, like the stock portfolio stuff is quite trackable, but it's a lot more than insider trading.
joe rogan
The way they're acquiring wealth.
elon musk
Correct.
joe rogan
And what other methods?
elon musk
I mean, this is really going to get me assassinated.
I'm not lengthening my lifespan by explaining this stuff, to say the least.
unidentified
I mean, I was supposed to go back to D.C. How am I going to survive?
elon musk
This focus is going to kill me for sure.
In fact, I do think it's like I actually have to be careful that I don't push too hard on the corruption stuff because it's going to get me killed.
I was actually thinking about that on the plane flight over here.
If I push too hard on the corruption stuff, people get desperate is the issue.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Then they say, like, okay, if the money flow cuts off, then, okay, they can't afford school for their kids.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
Then they're like, well, fuck you.
I'm going to kill you for my kids type of thing.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
You know, and it's like, oh, geez.
joe rogan
Did you ever see that video?
I think it was an O'Keefe video where...
They've got this guy undercover and he's explaining.
They're talking to this guy.
He thinks he's on a date.
And he's explaining.
It's always a guy on a date.
Yeah.
Explaining how they can nudge someone to go and do something horrible.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
And they recognize this person has problems.
They find an asset.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Totally.
Well, see, this is what I think for that Butler situation, for that assassin, you don't have...
It's kind of like a...
That funny-looking sport, curling?
You know where they have the stone on the ice?
And then they throw the stone, and then there's someone that's brushing the ice, but you can't touch the stone.
All you can do is just change the path of the stone a little bit, but you keep brushing the ice, and you can steer that stone right into the bullseye.
That's what I think happened in Butler.
That's what I think happened with that assassin.
If you can find the trail of breadcrumbs, it's going to be like curling.
Somebody was brushing the ice.
joe rogan
Well, also you find a young, confused, disenfranchised person and you give them purpose in their life.
elon musk
Just brush the ice.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
If you're brushing the ice, eventually it's going to hit the bullseye.
joe rogan
If you're in a position of authority or some big-time government person, you're talking to this person, all of a sudden this person's a valuable asset.
They're going to help America.
You're going to do this thing and you're going to be our top assassin from here on out.
You could talk people into doing a lot of things.
That's why cults are around, right?
elon musk
No, exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, they're suicide bombers.
I mean, the Butler guy was a suicide assassin.
The second guy that tried to kill him on the golf course was also a suicide assassin.
From what I read, the Secret Service member that...
Saw the gun pointing out, fired several shots, none of which hit the assassin.
But they could have.
Like if those shots had hit the second assassin, he would be dead too.
So both of them were, you know, on a...
I mean, they were on a suicide mission, both of them.
One actually got killed, the one of them didn't get killed.
But he could have been killed if the bullets had hit him.
joe rogan
And you don't hear anything about him either.
elon musk
There's a lot more about that guy than the first guy.
I mean, you look at his background, he looks like, you know...
joe rogan
Unhinged.
elon musk
Yeah, totally unhinged.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
The first guy, there's no...
I'm not aware of any evidence that shows that he's so unhinged as to be a suicide assassin.
joe rogan
No.
elon musk
The second guy, like, okay, yeah, sure.
joe rogan
Well, two years before, he's acting in commercials.
elon musk
And he got a high score in his SATs.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So, you know.
joe rogan
Well, without getting you killed.
elon musk
Yeah, exactly.
unidentified
So, I mean, like, basically, I'm like, listen.
joe rogan
I get it.
elon musk
Well, attack the corruption enough to keep civilization trucking along, you know.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
But I think if I... Fully destroy the corruption and the graft.
They will kill me.
joe rogan
That's a fucked up thing to live with.
elon musk
Yes.
unidentified
So, I'm like, damn it.
joe rogan
Listen, I really hope they don't kill you.
elon musk
Yeah, thanks.
I mean, I strive to be alive.
But, yeah, I mean, it's a real concern.
You know, I mean, there were two guys that...
Before I supported Trump and everything, there were two guys that traveled to Austin to kill me.
I don't know if you know about this.
joe rogan
Yeah, I did hear about that.
elon musk
Yeah.
And two separate incidents.
One guy thought I'd put a chip in his head.
I mean, they're both basically two guys that were just...
Very much had severe mental illness.
It wasn't like they had like a, I disagree with him politically and that's why he needs to die.
This is pre, before I was, before I got sort of smeared as being, you know, some sort of like Nazi or something like that.
So before the propaganda wave, the severe propaganda wave, the probability that any given homicidal maniac It's going to try to kill you as proportionate to how many times they hear your name.
And so they heard my name a lot.
So I just got to the top of the list of two homicidal maniacs who were arrested and both were in Travis County jail at the same time.
Whoa.
Yeah, I don't know if they talked or whatever, but they've both been released, by the way.
unidentified
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
They've both been released on bail, yeah.
Right, but they got ankle monitors and stuff, but still.
joe rogan
They can cut those off?
elon musk
Yeah, I don't know, you know, exactly.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
elon musk
Yeah, and the second guy had, like, chief serial killer in his bio on his X profile.
Yeah, it wasn't subtle is what I'm saying.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
elon musk
Yeah.
And at this point, I think...
I'm at the top of the list for a lot of homicidal maniacs.
joe rogan
And the more the mainstream media talks about you in this way and says you're a Nazi and...
elon musk
They're doing the same thing to me that they did to Trump.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Which is...
They're making it sound like if you kill me, you're a hero.
unidentified
That's...
elon musk
What they're doing is evil.
joe rogan
They're also doing the same thing where they're completely distorting who you are and people are going along with it.
And just like we're talking about Trump derangement syndrome, people have Elon derangement syndrome.
I see it.
I see where people can't see the forest for the trees.
elon musk
Right.
And it's like I'm the same person that I was a year ago.
Nothing's changed, really.
Like I didn't suddenly become a completely different human.
Right.
But if you read the sort of legacy mainstream media, their propaganda stream is that I am a completely different human.
joe rogan
Right.
elon musk
But I didn't get like a brain transplant, you know, in a year.
And if you say like two years ago, I was like a hero of the left.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
So how can I go from hero to villain at age 53 suddenly?
joe rogan
MSNBC? CNN? Yeah.
It's like, that's what it is.
They use the machine.
elon musk
Associated propaganda.
joe rogan
Mm-hmm.
elon musk
Yeah.
I mean, they try to demonize you too.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
They even try to demonize, in fact, at least partially successfully, demonize like Tim Oven.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Who is a super rational, reasonable, great human.
And his Wikipedia changed to, like, far-right.
And he's like, far-right?
unidentified
I'm like, what are you talking about?
elon musk
You know, like, a few years ago, it was like a liberal.
So how do you go from liberal to, like, instantly far-right?
And there's no left and right.
There's only left and far-right.
joe rogan
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
elon musk
This is my left leg and this is my far right leg.
joe rogan
And even far left.
Far left is sort of dismissed as being not important to talk about.
Like Antifa and radical leftists.
That's not...
elon musk
They're like burning down courthouses.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Reasonable.
Reasonable people.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
Totally crazy.
joe rogan
It's a crazy time.
And it's not a time that I ever anticipated I was going to witness.
This is far beyond anything I ever thought I was going to experience.
In the clarity of it all, where it's so obvious.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
And the gaslighting and the propaganda is so obvious.
And I saw the shrieking when RFK Jr. stopped this new test for new COVID vaccines on children.
10,000.
There are going to be 10,000 people with this COVID vaccine.
Like, who the fuck thinks that's a good thing at this point?
elon musk
Not me.
joe rogan
What person, what gas chamber, like not gas light, you are fully unconscious.
There's no way, there's no way you know, if you know the effect of COVID today, no one's dying of it.
This is not a pandemic anymore.
The idea that you're to run a fucking huge test with 10,000 kids and a new vaccine.
Like, what are you even talking about?
elon musk
It's completely unnecessary.
joe rogan
Totally unnecessary.
And shrieking when RFK Jr. steps in to stop it.
elon musk
Yeah.
That's totally crazy.
I mean, I'm overall pro-vaccine, meaning we think we should have some reasonable number of vaccines against major ailments.
But I don't think we should be like...
Like jamming some, you know, little kid with like a giant vial that's like...
Hepatitis B. Yeah, 20 different things at a time.
It's like it's going to overload your...
It seems like there's a risk of overloading your immune system if you...
I mean, there's like how many vaccines can you take at a time?
It seems like your systems...
There's like some risk of system overload here.
joe rogan
Well, there's two hopes.
Hope number one is they can somehow or another...
Stop this ability that they have to advertise on television.
If that happens, that's big.
That's huge.
Because that doesn't just stop their ability to show you all these different medications that you should be on.
What it also does is it stops their financial influence on the news.
That's big.
elon musk
That's really the biggest thing is that, I mean, the news is not going to attack one of their biggest advertisers.
joe rogan
Exactly.
And they never do.
elon musk
Yes.
At best, they'll do something, but they're going to pull their punches.
They're going to be like fake fighting.
joe rogan
Yeah.
At best.
elon musk
Yes.
Like movie fighting.
They're not actually landing haymakers.
It just looks like it.
joe rogan
The next step, then, is to remove this immunity that these vaccine manufacturers have.
And if they are liable for side effects and they are liable for the lies that they tell when they do these studies and they hide negative data, that'll change a lot.
elon musk
Yes.
Yeah.
I think AI actually could be very helpful with medical stuff.
Because AI can look at all the studies and look at all the data.
Cross-check everything and give you good recommendations.
I mean, even as it is, like right now, you can upload your x-rays and your MRI images to Grok and it'll give you a medical diagnosis.
And that diagnosis, from what I've seen, is at least as good as what, if not, I think?
I've certainly seen cases where it's actually better than what doctors tell you.
joe rogan
Well, it's phenomenal for blood work.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
elon musk
I mean, you can literally take a photograph of your blood work, like the page.
Upload from your phone, upload that to Grok, and it will tell you if there's...
It'll understand what all the data results are and tell you if there's something wrong.
joe rogan
It's pretty amazing.
elon musk
Yeah.
And I haven't seen it be wrong yet.
joe rogan
Well, it's supposedly more accurate than most physicians.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Because physicians are human beings, and maybe they don't have a deep understanding of the connection between, oh, you have this deficiency, and this is high, and your cortisol is here.
elon musk
Well, yeah.
Sometimes doctors, especially in higher-end offices, will sell you stuff you don't need.
I always be a little suspicious of a doctor who's got an office in Beverly Hills.
It's a higher-end situation.
I'm not saying there are some very good doctors in Beverly Hills, but it's a higher-end situation.
joe rogan
You're at least tempted by the dark side.
elon musk
Yeah.
And, I mean, one case, like, you know, I went to this doctor who was, like, highly recommended, you know, doctor to the stars, which is, like, maybe not a good sign.
And I got, like, blood work done.
It was, like, just drew blood and sent it to a lab.
And the guy, I'm, like, sitting in his office, and he tells me that I'm, like, B12 deficient.
You know, it's certainly possible that I'm B12 deficient.
And I was like, huh, okay.
And then he gives me, it says, like, you have to take these, like, B12 supplements, and he's going to give me a starter pack.
You know, then it's going to be like $1,000 a month for these special B12. $1,000 a month for B12? Yeah, that's a ridiculous amount of money, yeah.
joe rogan
That's crazy.
You get it on Amazon.
elon musk
Yeah, but his one's special.
unidentified
Oh, a special B12. Yeah.
elon musk
Yeah, it was like a whole bunch, B12 and a whole bunch of other vitamins.
So then I get home and I'm like, well, I'm paging through my blood work and it says, I have, according to the blood results, I have excess B12. So I'm like, wait a second.
And he's giving me a box of pills that have like 20,000% of a recommended daily dose.
Like 20,000% is a big number.
And I'm like, I said, look, I took a photograph of the blood work that says I have excess, I'm like above the range, above the recommended range of B12. And then I'm like, and I took a picture of things that says, of the pills that say 20,000%.
It's like, can you help me reconcile these two things?
Because it says I've got too much, a little too much B12. And you just gave me pills that have 20,000% more.
I'm like, this is crazy.
joe rogan
What did the doctor say?
elon musk
Oh, he said you can never have too much B12. Oh, he's a B12 junkie.
I'm like, yes you can.
joe rogan
He's a psychopath.
elon musk
Yes.
joe rogan
That guy's a B12 addict.
elon musk
Yes, totally insane.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like...
So, I mean, I could have just...
So then, you know...
joe rogan
Well, this was a while ago, right?
So this is pre-Groch.
elon musk
This was like five years ago, yeah.
joe rogan
Right.
This is pre-Groch.
elon musk
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, now you could just enter in all that data and...
elon musk
Now you can just photograph with your phone and upload it to Groch and Groch will tell you what's...
joe rogan
Just don't have it in sexy mode.
She'll keep trying to fuck you.
elon musk
I mean, you're asking for it in sexy mode, you know?
Literally.
You tapped on sexy mode.
joe rogan
Yeah, you're asking for it.
elon musk
I mean, I think we probably should, like, maybe allow it to get out of character a little bit.
joe rogan
Sure, yeah.
elon musk
It's like, in unhinged mode, I tried to get it back to being hinged, but it would, like, no fucking way.
It's like, I'm gonna stay unhinged.
joe rogan
How many modes do you have?
elon musk
I was like, I don't know, like...
8 or something.
And then there's an ability to have a custom mode.
So then you can have Unhinged Sexy.
joe rogan
Ooh.
That's my favorite kind.
elon musk
You may think so.
joe rogan
Careful what you wish for.
elon musk
Be careful what you wish for.
joe rogan
Especially if it's a robot and she can kill you.
unidentified
Unhinged Sexy is dangerous.
joe rogan
Remember, like, the Pink Panther?
Remember Pink Panther had Kato try to jump him?
They'd, like, keep him sharp?
Always trying to attack him?
Remember that?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Listen, man, thank you for being here.
I always appreciate talking to you.
I know you're busy as fuck, so it means a lot to me that you have the time to do this.
And I think what you're doing is one of the most important things that has ever happened in this country.
I really do.
Particularly with the ownership of X, but also with what's happening with Doge and just enlightening all these people and shining light on all the vampires.
elon musk
Well, hopefully people realize I'm not a Nazi.
I just want to be clear.
I am not a Nazi.
joe rogan
I think we covered it.
elon musk
But that's exactly what a Nazi would say.
Damn it!
unidentified
Yeah, that's what an alien would say.
elon musk
Yeah, there's like, you can't escape this bullshit.
joe rogan
No, you can't escape it.
I don't think any reasonable person believes it.
If they believe it, it's because they want to believe it.
It's not because it's logical.
elon musk
I mean, what's relevant about Nazis is like, are you like invading Poland?
And if you're not like invading Poland, Maybe you're not.
You have to be committing genocide and starting wars.
What is bad about Nazis?
It wasn't their fashion sense or their mannerisms.
joe rogan
It was the Holocaust.
elon musk
The war and genocide is the bad part.
Their mannerisms and their dress code.
joe rogan
Well, that was the problem with all that punch a Nazi shit.
Like, punch a Nazi.
Remember that?
That was like a thing that people kept saying.
Punch a Nazi.
Punch Nazis.
But he was like, where are you meeting Nazis?
I've never met a fucking Nazi.
unidentified
I've never met one.
joe rogan
I've never run into a bunch of Nazis where I had to punch them.
elon musk
And what about all these so-called proud boy rallies or whatever?
And it's like, they've always got masks and they've always got the same uniforms.
And for some reason, they never get doxxed.
joe rogan
Right.
Right, right, right.
elon musk
But wait, we're always going to dox them, except these guys?
joe rogan
There's a great video of me and Matt Taibian breaking down the Patriot Front.
Didn't the Patriot Front just disband?
Google that real quick.
We'll end with this.
Because I think they just disbanded, and these were the most obvious feds of all time.
elon musk
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
unidentified
They were thin.
joe rogan
They had a fucking drum.
They had masks on.
Yeah, they all had uniforms.
It was so stupid.
Patriot Front disbands one day after FBI Director Chris Rae resigned.
unidentified
Doesn't that seem like an odd coincidence?
joe rogan
Crazy.
Crazy.
The people that we were yelling at saying that they're feds.
There's a great video of me and Matt Taibbi if you want to find it.
elon musk
How come nobody ever followed them and doxed them?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Crazy.
What are the odds?
elon musk
What are the odds?
joe rogan
Agent provocateurs.
It's a thing.
They're real.
Alex Jones taught me about them.
Listen, man.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for everything.
Appreciate you.
Stay alive.
elon musk
Stayin' alive.
unidentified
All right.
elon musk
I mean, I do think, like, one argument for me staying alive is that it's more entertaining if I'm alive than if I'm dead.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Oh, definitely.
elon musk
But I could be alive and, like, injured, which would suck.
unidentified
Right.
elon musk
Like, the wing just, like, shoot my arm off or something.
joe rogan
Right.
No, no, no.
We don't want that.
elon musk
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
No.
Keep the security strong.
elon musk
Yeah.
Hopping with one hand.
unidentified
All right.
elon musk
All right.
joe rogan
Thank you.
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