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Jan. 27, 2023 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #1932 - Merlin Tuttle
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joe rogan
Welcome to the show Merlin What a great name by the way.
merlin tuttle
Thank you.
joe rogan
Your parents named you Merlin.
Did they make you get into magic at all?
merlin tuttle
My mother actually named me Merlin DeVere, and her hope was that she would get a kick out of me being a medical doctor, M.D. Tuttle M.D. But it didn't work out that way.
joe rogan
Well, you're a bat scientist.
How does one specialize in bats?
How did that journey start?
merlin tuttle
Well, I was always interested in anything in nature.
I start out, too, collecting monarch caterpillars and watch them make cocoons and hatch into butterflies.
And then I went into a snake phase, in which my mother was not happy with that phase.
At five, I was dragging in sometimes snakes four or five feet long, and they'd get loose in the house.
joe rogan
Oh, no.
merlin tuttle
We moved into a new neighborhood one time, and a welcoming committee came over to welcome my mother to the neighborhood.
And I had a few days before caught a 7-foot, 8-inch Coach Whip snake that I was really proud of, but it got out.
And we couldn't find it in the house.
We thought it had gotten out of the house.
The group's sitting around welcoming my mother to the neighborhood, and all of a sudden she sees everybody with a look of horror on their faces, and they're heading for the door.
And this snake had reared up behind the couch and was looking for all the world like a cobra looking around.
And only one of those women would ever even speak to my mother again.
joe rogan
That's hilarious.
Your crazy son with his snakes.
So you are a bat scientist.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
And The Secret Lives of Bats is one of your books, and the other one is The Bat House Guide.
merlin tuttle
That's the most recent one.
joe rogan
There's a lot of bats in Austin, Texas.
merlin tuttle
That's right.
Actually, I moved to Austin because there are a lot of bats here, but there wouldn't be probably still a lot of bats if it hadn't been for my moving.
When I first began to be interested in conserving bats, Austin was making more negative publicity about bats than any other place probably in the world.
There were news headlines from coast to coast saying that hundreds of thousands of rabid bats were invading and attacking the citizens of Austin.
joe rogan
And was that nonsense?
merlin tuttle
Absolutely.
joe rogan
Why do you think people have this fear of bats?
merlin tuttle
Fear of the unknown.
I mean, you're probably not totally unaffected.
I mean, I know I am.
I'm much more nervous about taking off in a plane than riding to the airport in a taxi, and yet the taxi is far more dangerous than the plane.
joe rogan
Statistically speaking.
merlin tuttle
Right.
But we fear what we don't know, and very few people know much about bats, so they're easily misunderstood and scared.
And in those days, if a bat tried to catch a mosquito near somebody, the person would run like hell thinking that they were being attacked, and they'd never even look around to see the bat catch the mosquito and go on his way.
In fact, I had one guy that claimed he was actually...
The bat actually did attack him, and when I looked at the evidence of the attack, I found these big scratches on his arm that a bat couldn't have inflicted, and turned out he'd run too close to a rosebush on his way to the house and got bit by the rosebush and blamed the bat.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So, bats in Austin, what's interesting is this bridge near Lady Bird Lake, right?
And that bridge is famously home for millions of bats, right?
merlin tuttle
Up to 1.5 million.
joe rogan
It's a lot of bats.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
It's a beautiful thing when you watch them fly out.
One of the first times I've ever come here, they could see Jamie has a photo of it happening.
One of the first times I ever came here, we went next to it, and you could hear the bats.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
You could hear them squeaking.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
And stuff in there.
merlin tuttle
Well, when I first came to Austin, I... We had to face people who were signing petitions to have them eradicated.
They were terrified of them.
The Health Department had warned that they were mostly rabid and would attack people.
joe rogan
Mostly rabid?
merlin tuttle
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
And what were they basing this on?
merlin tuttle
In the early 1980s, there were all kinds of planted stories in the news media by pest control and health people that made money off of fear of bats.
And like Family Circle and Good Housekeeping magazines were running articles like Three Years of Terror, Real Life Ordeal.
And one of these stories had the family trapped in their home for three days and nights with bats attacking the windows and doors trying to get them.
And so people were really frightened, genuinely.
But all it took to overcome that is I ended up getting a bat of the kind that lives under the bridge, and I'd take him around and show him to people.
And I remember one lady, actually it was Ms. Crenshaw, the famous golfer's mother, She thought, you know, when she first heard I was conserving bats, she told her friends, she said, what next?
Somebody's going to be trying to conserve cockroaches.
But the first time I actually showed her a live bat in the hand, she was like, oh, isn't he cute?
You know, a whole different response.
And so bats, once people meet them, they're their own best ambassadors.
They're gentle animals that...
Almost never bite anything except an insect or fruit, except in self-defense.
And all I had to do was come to Austin and point out that this was a treasure not yet recognized.
And because of convincing Austin not to eradicate the bats today, They bring millions of tourist dollars every summer to Austin, and they eat tons of crop and yard pests every night.
joe rogan
So that's what's important for people to understand, is they actually serve a very important purpose in the ecosystem, right?
merlin tuttle
Yes.
A major part of my success in conserving bats has been that I look at it from a standpoint not just that Bats or other animals have rights or anything.
It's a matter of like them or not, we need them.
And if we understand them, we'll probably like them too.
joe rogan
And so this eradication idea that people had, that would have been a disaster, like, ecologically, if they did decide to eradicate the bats and they killed all those bats that were under the bridge?
merlin tuttle
Well, what we forget is when people warn us about the supposed dangers of having bats around, the real danger is not having bats around.
We could be practically buried in insect pests.
Bats are the primary controllers of Insects that fly at night, like mosquitoes.
A recent study in Wisconsin showed that bats living in people's bat houses, in their yards, they looked at the droppings of those bats and genetically analyzed to see what they were eating, and they found that those bats living in bat houses were eating 15 species of mosquitoes, nine of which carried West Nile virus.
joe rogan
Do we get West Nile virus in Texas?
Is that common?
merlin tuttle
I don't think it's real common.
joe rogan
But it's possible?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
So a bat house, and this is a photo of a bat house that you have on the cover of your book.
I didn't even know that these were a thing.
They're like bird houses, but it's a bat house.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, except that they're open at the bottom instead of a hole in the front with a floor.
joe rogan
And so people put these up and construct them purposely so bats can live in them.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
And how do you get a bat to get in there?
merlin tuttle
Well, just like birds, they find them and decide they like them.
joe rogan
Oh, wow, look at that picture.
That's crazy.
merlin tuttle
That bat house was occupied by 105 bats within a week of the time it was put up.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah, you have a little Batman logo on the front of it, too.
So within a week it was put up, there was over 100 bats in there.
merlin tuttle
That's right.
Now, I wouldn't say that that's what you'd expect all the time.
It often takes six months to a year, even sometimes a year and a half to two years to attract bats.
But if you put up the right kind of bat house in the right kind of place, you'll probably attract some bats, and it can be a lot of fun.
joe rogan
And what is the right kind of bat house?
Do you have to put something in there to attract them?
merlin tuttle
No.
Just...
Roosting crevices are three-quarters of an inch to an inch wide, usually.
The bats like those narrow crevices because they're used to snakes coming after them.
And like if a big rat snake comes into a bat house to try to catch a bat, if the bat's roosting in a place only three-quarters of an inch wide, the snake comes in, he can't open his mouth wide enough to get around the bat's head.
He can...
But the bat opens his mouth and bites the snake's nose.
So I suspect that's a large part of why bats like those narrow crevices is protection against one of their dominant predators.
joe rogan
That makes sense.
So you would set one of these things up, leave it, and that would help control all sorts of mosquitoes and pests and things that are on your property.
unidentified
Yes.
merlin tuttle
Putting up bad houses can be a big help in many ways.
There's a recent study done in the Mediterranean that showed that when they put up bad houses strategically located around rice paddies, that they no longer had to use pesticides.
unidentified
Really?
joe rogan
That's amazing.
How many bats do you need to control pests?
What kind of bugs are we talking about besides mosquitoes?
merlin tuttle
Those were moths that they were controlling, and bats have been found helping protect rice in Thailand where they're eating white-billed plant hoppers.
Eat a wide variety of insects.
One important point to make, you know, we hear a lot about the importance of biodiversity.
And the bat houses in the Mediterranean that successfully eliminated the need for Pesticides.
They didn't mean that there were never any more pests or that there was no pest damage.
What the bats have to do to eliminate the need for pesticides is just lower the damage to a level where the cost of the damage is less than it costs to put pesticides out.
So the reason that worked was that there was a national park not very far away, and so, you know, If you just have miles of monoculture, what do the bats do in the off-season when your pests aren't there?
They're gonna starve to death.
And so by having diverse habitat not far away, in the off-season, the bats had a place to go eat until they were kneaded over the rice paddies again.
joe rogan
Okay, that makes sense.
So when you first got here, You're dealing with these people that want to eradicate bats.
You had to convince them that bats are very important.
And how did you go about doing that?
Like, what did you do to try to educate people?
merlin tuttle
Well, this goes back a ways.
When I got my first job, it was a really great job.
I got a full salary just to go have fun in the world as far as I looked at it because I could go anywhere in the world I wanted, stay as long as I wanted, as long as I did good research on some aspect of bat biology.
And so when I announced that I was going to resign that to do full-time bat conservation work, even my closest friends thought I was stark raving crazy.
Because in those days, almost everybody, especially in America, thought that if not all, at least most bats were rabid and they would much rather pay to have a bat killed than to have it saved.
And so...
It was very difficult at first.
You know, we hear a lot from environmentalists, conservationists, about the need to win battles.
You know, send us X amount of money so we can beat up on such and such a company.
And people, there's a certain type of people that kind of love that.
But, you know, if you're starting out to save something that everybody hates, and they'd really rather spend money to kill it than to save it, you've got to get a whole lot more clever than just asking them for money to save the animal.
So I don't think it was because I was particularly smart or anything, but I had to learn early on to win friends instead of battles.
And what I found was if I went about it right...
And I won enough friends, I didn't need to win the battles.
And that's become kind of a dominant part of my approach to conservation.
First of all, you listen to people, and I don't care if they say, you know, I had fun burning a bat cave in which I killed thousands of bats, or whatever they say.
You know, we shouldn't be dwelling in the past.
It's the future that counts.
And we've all made crazy mistakes in the past, and we wouldn't want to be hated for the rest of our lives for what we did wrong before we knew what was right.
But I found that if I listened to people...
And took them seriously and understood that even the person with the wildest tail probably had some reason for believing it.
And the more I listened and understood, the better I became at countering it.
And also, I always had the attitude of, I'm not here to just help bats.
I'm here to help people and bats.
And if you've got a problem, I want to know what it is, I want to understand it, and then maybe I can help you solve it.
And so I learned to be good at listening to people, and I'm sure you've experienced a good share of winning is just listening.
Most people will like you if you just take time to listen to them, even if you are at opposite polls of what you believe.
And so by learning to listen well and then have an attitude that what can I do to help you, I was able to change a hell of a lot of people's minds about bats.
joe rogan
So a lot of people, they have this idea about bats based on like horror movies, vampire movies, and whenever you see like Halloween decorations, there's always bats involved.
Bats are thought of as like a creepy kind of scary animal.
merlin tuttle
Well, that's all part of just not understanding.
In fact, one of the big problems for bats is that, you know, out of more than 1,400 species in the world, the vast majority of them, we hardly know a thing about them other than that they've got a name.
And they fly erratically.
They live in places that people often consider kind of spooky, the basement or the attic or the cave.
And we don't know what they're going to do next because they fly so erratically and they're associated with the night.
I mean even people who work at night aren't trusted as much as people who work in the daytime.
joe rogan
That's true, right?
That's true.
Night shift people are kind of creepy.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So these bats that we have in Austin, is there more than one species?
merlin tuttle
At least 99% one species under the bridge.
There's probably two species there.
One's the cave myotis that usually lives in caves, and the other is the Brazilian free-tailed bat.
joe rogan
And what's the most common?
merlin tuttle
The free-tailed bats.
joe rogan
So that's the one when you see the big swarms, most of them are the Brazilian free-tailed bats.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
So is that an invasive species?
merlin tuttle
No, not by any means.
joe rogan
So why is it called the Brazilian free-tailed bat?
merlin tuttle
That's a good question.
Species often get named by where they were first discovered, and the species was first described by specimens discovered in Brazil.
Then it was discovered later that it was found all the way up into the United States, and there were subspecies named It was thought originally that there was a different subspecies in Mexico that came up into Texas and a third subspecies in Florida and the Gulf region.
And each of those subspecies, the first one was described in Brazil, so it was Taderta brasiliensis, braziliensis, and then Taderta brasiliensis mexicana from Mexico and so on.
But then a genetic study was done and found that they're so...
Broadly mixed genetically that you couldn't separate out subspecies.
And so they went back to the original name, and it's now called the Brazilian free-tailed bat, which is kind of a pain for all of us that knew it for many years as the Mexican free-tailed bat.
But that's just the way of genetics.
Sometimes I like the common names even better than the scientific because they don't seem to change as rapidly these days.
joe rogan
And what is the other bat?
That's very common here?
merlin tuttle
It's not very common.
joe rogan
Less common, but prevalent?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, the cave myotis.
It's a slower-flying, more agile, maneuverable bat.
The free-tail bats can fly thousands of feet above ground, and they can travel at, get this, with a tailwind, they can go 100 miles an hour.
unidentified
What?!
merlin tuttle
100 miles an hour.
Our bats from the bridge could easily be feeding clear down on the coast at some nights.
I've watched on Doppler weather radar.
We can watch them really well on radar.
And I've watched where they come out of, let's say, Bracken Cave down near San Antonio.
And we see the front band of moving bats crossing four to five counties in 12 minutes.
joe rogan
I had no idea.
I thought they were kind of like bird speed, like a regular bird.
merlin tuttle
Bats are by far the most maneuverable, best flyers in the world.
They can do things that neither birds nor insects can do in flight.
joe rogan
And why is that?
merlin tuttle
They don't have fixed, hard wings.
You know, like insects, the wings are made of chitin, and they don't bend that much, except at the joints.
And birds' feathers aren't nearly as flexible as the skin on a bat's wing.
joe rogan
Wow.
merlin tuttle
Actually, the skin on a bat's wing is two layers, and that skin has been rated as 19 times tougher than a surgeon's glove.
joe rogan
Wow, really?
merlin tuttle
And what's really cool is even if they get damaged badly, it's amazing what their healing powers are.
Sometimes the bat can even have a broken wing and the swelling around the break will act like a cast and will hold the bone in place where the bat still is able to fly and survive until it can recover.
joe rogan
So these bats that we have, we have the fast-moving bats that are the Brazilian bats, and then you have the other bats which are more maneuverable, but they don't go as fast?
merlin tuttle
That's true.
And these bats tend to feed in different types of places.
joe rogan
And the fact that these Brazilian bats can make it all the way down to the coast, and then they come back to the bridge at night?
merlin tuttle
Well, I'm not saying they make it all the way to the coast.
The trouble is we haven't yet done good enough tracking to know.
joe rogan
Can we put like a little GPS band on a bat, or is it too big?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, we can radio track bats.
We'd love to radio track them when they migrate south and see where they're going, but it can be a real problem trying to track a bat at night across the U.S.-Mexican border without getting shot down by somebody.
I was down looking for bats in the daytime one time with a friend who was an ex-aircraft Navy pilot, and we were in his private plane looking for bats down low along the New Mexico-Texas border.
First thing we knew, we got forced to land by drug agents that had overtaken us.
And when we landed, we were surrounded by guys with guns, thinking they had really made the catch of the year, somebody dumb enough to fly in the daytime with his drugs.
And they were very disappointed to find out we were just bat people.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So when it comes to bats around the world, how much variation is there?
I know that there's some really large bats in Asia, right?
merlin tuttle
There's some big variation.
There's, yes, large bats in Southeast and in Asia, Africa.
joe rogan
What's the biggest bat?
merlin tuttle
The biggest bat has a wingspan of almost six feet.
I have a colleague who swears that the biggest ones sometimes actually get to six feet.
joe rogan
What is that bat?
merlin tuttle
Flying foxes.
There are 200 kinds of flying foxes.
Some of them are small and some are big.
joe rogan
Look at the size of that sucker.
merlin tuttle
These are really neat bats.
And it's not just these great big bats, but one of the world's smallest mammals is a bat.
The little bumblebee bat from Thailand weighs a third less than a U.S. penny.
joe rogan
Look at the size of that thing.
That's in the Philippines?
Is that what that is?
Is that what it says, Jamie?
merlin tuttle
These flying foxes are in the Philippines, yes, but they're in a wide area of the Old World tropics.
We're very concerned about them because...
joe rogan
Go back to that photo with the guy next to it so we can see it, the perspective.
No, the one.
Yeah, that one.
Look at that.
That's crazy.
merlin tuttle
I think it's a little too close.
Well, that's kind of like holding your fish out a bit in front of you to exaggerate.
joe rogan
But it seems, even if it's a forced perspective, that's pretty large.
merlin tuttle
You know, I've never gone there and personally seen it, but I'm told that there's a place...
On the island of Bali, where there's a guy that has tamed wild flying foxes that have these nearly six-foot wingspans, and visitors can actually come, and he'll call them down out of the trees, and they can hang on their arms sometimes for a photo.
These are wild bats.
joe rogan
So he tamed them with food?
Yeah.
Just got them accustomed to feeding?
merlin tuttle
Well, one of the secrets of my—I don't know if you've seen my— I have a large photo collection.
I have the largest collection of bat photos in the world.
And a lot of my photos, I get these incredible pictures because I can actually train bats to come and do their natural thing where I can photograph them.
joe rogan
And how do you do that?
merlin tuttle
Well, when I was a teenager, I learned falconry.
And in falconry, you train the hawk to come back on call for a small reward in your hand.
And it's the same thing with bats.
You train them to get a reward from coming to your hand.
joe rogan
There's some of your photos there?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
Whoa!
And what has that little fella got in his mouth?
merlin tuttle
He's got a fig.
Now that brings up a whole other story.
Bats like that account for up to 98% of the first seed dispersal into cleared areas in Africa.
And as you may be aware, desertification is one of the biggest threats in Africa.
People cut down the forest, they abandon the land after a few years when it's not any longer productive, and then you very much need something to reseed it.
And these fruit-eating bats Are often badly over-harvested for human food, and most recently because they've been wrongly blamed as a source of Ebola.
And when that happens, people don't tolerate them anymore, and there goes the seed dispersal that people need if they're going to continue to have viable land.
joe rogan
Now, you said over-harvested for human food.
So it's really common that people eat bats?
I know that that was the wet market theory initially out of the Wuhan area that people were eating bats.
merlin tuttle
Actually, although that was speculated early on, when they searched the market, they could find no evidence that bats had been sold there.
But bats...
There's evidence that bats were eaten at one time by American Indians.
There have been clay pots found full of bat buns that looked like people were cooking them up to eat.
But in memorable history, there hasn't been bat eating in the New World.
joe rogan
In memorable history?
What do you mean?
merlin tuttle
Well, what I'm saying is there is evidence that American Indians occasionally ate bats because there have been jugs, pottery jugs, with lots of bat bones in them that looked like they were eaten probably by Indians.
But in the old world, where bats are much larger, they are frequently eaten, and that's a major cause of their decline.
joe rogan
Where are bats, what part of the world are bats eaten the most?
merlin tuttle
Pacific Islands in Indonesia, Southeast Asia, but also the places like Madagascar.
joe rogan
And so, how do they cook bats?
Like, what's a common way to serve up a bat?
merlin tuttle
Well, I got a picture of them boiled in coconut milk in Guam.
joe rogan
Yeah?
Did you try it?
merlin tuttle
No.
joe rogan
Would you feel bad about eating a bat, since you love them so much?
merlin tuttle
Well...
I think we...
I don't see a reason to play favorites among animals.
You know, some people think it's okay to rear cattle and Poultry and things in horrible circumstances to eat, but it's totally bad if a hunter goes out and shoots something from the wild to eat.
Actually, I know this isn't going to sit well with everybody, but I would rather in many cases see us harvesting wild animals It would be more compatible with a healthy environment than cutting down all the trees in a rainforest so that we can run cattle.
joe rogan
Listen, I agree with you.
I'm on your side with that.
But there's not enough wild animals for everybody.
merlin tuttle
Well, they're not.
But there is something to be said for the hunting side.
Hunters get abused a lot by conservationists that become too emotionally involved with their animals.
People often ask me...
You must really love bats.
No, I don't really love bats.
I'm a scientist who's very fascinated by them, and I'm impressed with how valuable they are, how much we need them.
But when I go out to do conservation, I'm looking out for both bats and people.
And I think that's the only way we can really be successful.
When we get too emotional about animals and we think they have rights that we need to Look out for over human needs, then we start getting into trouble.
For example, years ago, led the way in getting a national park created in American Samoa.
And how it all started was there were commercial hunters that were devastating flying foxes.
They were shooting them and selling them to Guam for a delicacy.
And in a very short time, they had wiped out most of the flying foxes from the whole area.
And I was asked by a then-Harvard botanist graduate student who was finishing up his PhD if I would come and do something to help save the bats.
So I got together a couple donors and him, and we went out to American Samoa.
And the first thing I did the first day, my collaborators were all worn out from an overnight flight, so they slept in.
And while they were sleeping in, I went out and made friends with the commercial hunters.
And I just came across as another guy that was perfectly happy with hunting.
And in fact, I'm sure as a population ecologist that we need hunters.
We've wiped out most of the dominant predators of the world, and if somebody doesn't act as the dominant predators, we're going to have trouble.
But I went out and I made friends with the hunters, and they actually invited me to go out on a hunt with them that night.
Well, I didn't shoot any of the bats, but they only shot two in the whole evening, and they were saying, oh, you should have been here last year.
We could have shot 100 in an hour.
And I just asked innocent questions, you know, not too many of them at once.
What do you think caused all this?
And they readily admitted that they shot too many.
And so, you know, eventually I'd ask, well, what are you going to do?
You know, your grandchildren are not going to be able to hunt bats anymore because you hunt them all out?
And after just a few nights, now, when my colleagues found out what I'd been doing, oh, my God, if I'd been fireable, I would have been fired.
They were very upset that I had consorted with the enemy.
But in the end, these commercial hunters recognized they had a problem, and they actually – when I told them that in a few days I was going to be meeting with Governor Lutale, they were thrilled when I offered to intercede with the governor on behalf of getting game laws to make sure they were flying foxes in the future.
We joined forces that way, and as they learned more about the flying foxes and what they did, they not only got game laws passed in record time, but they self-imposed on themselves.
Actually, they completely outlawed commercial hunting.
The commercial hunters did.
And then they themselves declared a five-year moratorium on all flying fox hunting so that they could recover.
And when I asked about it of a Samoan biologist 25 years later, he said they still weren't hunting flying foxes, and the flying foxes had recovered.
I think there is some hunting now, but The point is, if we had just gone barreling in there that we hated these guys because they did something that we didn't like and they had almost caused the extinction of a bat, we would have gotten nowhere.
And if we had insisted that they quit all hunting immediately, we would have gotten nowhere.
But by being willing to compromise and see both sides early on, we gained a whole national park in addition to solving our original problem and showed the value of making friends instead of winning battles.
joe rogan
The value of diplomacy.
So what did they hunt instead of the flying foxes?
What did they transition over to?
They're commercial hunters.
merlin tuttle
Oh, they quit commercial hunting.
joe rogan
Oh, wow.
So, are you curious?
Have you had bat before?
Have you eaten it?
merlin tuttle
This is something that...
joe rogan
Is it difficult to discuss?
merlin tuttle
I guess I'm going to be honest with you.
joe rogan
Please do.
merlin tuttle
The reason I'm hesitant is that one time I was coming out of a news conference at National Geographic.
They'd just published...
I've done five articles with them, and they'd just done a news conference about my article on flying foxes.
As I was coming out of their front door, an Associated Press reporter approached me and said, Well, you said that there's a real problem with people eating too many flying foxes.
Have you ever had one?
And being honest, I said, Well, you know, in Thailand one morning, I'd been out with poachers learning about what they were doing to cause problems.
And, you know, they were doing something that I really didn't.
I wanted to stop, but they were really nice people.
The guys, the poachers, were just trying to support their families, and we got to be friends.
And they invited me for breakfast, and what did they serve me?
Bat's burger.
And they chopped up the bat's They did this with chickens and fish, too.
They would chop them up, bones and all.
And my God, I used to kid some of them about how they survived without dying of punctured throats or stomachs from all those bones.
Well, they chopped up these patties.
And in Thailand, especially in those days, if you refused to eat what somebody served you, it was the ultimate insult.
You were implying that they were trying to poison you, and you didn't trust them.
So I... Ended up trying to eat part of one of those burgers.
Well, I didn't get very far.
joe rogan
Is that your alarm that's telling you to take your pill?
unidentified
Yeah, that's my alarm going off.
merlin tuttle
Remember where I was and...
joe rogan
You were talking about eating bats.
I'm ready.
Don't worry.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, I've got Parkinson's and I have to take pills several times a day, but...
I mentioned that I do have Parkinson's because I'd like to encourage others that have it that, you know, oftentimes if you've got something you're living for and you're working out and staying in health, you can still function perfectly fine taking a few pills and going on with your life.
I still travel the whole world.
I was in South Africa and Zambia just recently.
joe rogan
There's water right there.
So they take these bats and they just chop them up and turn them into patties and make burgers out of them.
merlin tuttle
That's what they were doing.
joe rogan
So do they take the skin off of it?
merlin tuttle
Actually, I'm told that in the South Pacific, it's considered bad etiquette if you don't eat the skin, too.
But to finish these guys' story, I... I surreptitiously spit most of it out because I just wasn't about to swallow all those chopped up bones, but I admitted that I had had a couple mouthfuls of bat.
This reporter went out and did a major story in which he claimed that Dr. Merlin Tuttle, this famous bat conservationist, traveled the world looking for new ways to eat bats.
And I've never been so beside myself angry.
I went to a judge friend and asked if there was anything I could do, and he said, no, no, you're too well known as a public figure.
You're exempted.
You can't defend yourself that way.
joe rogan
That's hilarious.
merlin tuttle
So that's why I was a little hesitant when you asked me.
joe rogan
Well, I mean, that's the media for you.
It's not the media, it's people that use the media, and they're unscrupulous.
It's very discouraging.
That sucks.
But, so, what did it taste like?
merlin tuttle
You know, everybody says that when you got something unusual like that, well, it was like chicken, but I don't know what it tasted like.
I was so busy trying to get the bones out of my mouth.
joe rogan
And how do these people, did you ask them, like, how do you guys deal with the bones?
They just swallow them, no problem?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, my Thai assistant, Sirupon Dwanke, he was a great guy, but he never had any problem, and Although I must say he didn't eat bats while he was with me, but I do have a funny story to tell on him.
One of the caves that we ended up saving, we were going up to it early one morning before sun-up, and we were having to go through jumbled boulders and brush, and I'm aware that Snakes often congregate at cave entrances to try to catch and eat bats, especially in that area, cobras.
So I'm saying, Serapone, are we okay?
You know, how about cobras here?
And...
He says, oh, no worry.
You know, when I was in the military, they taught us, cobra is gentle, no attack, no problem.
And then a few days later, I saw a man, we saw a man running real hard down the road.
And Serpon says, man, run like chased by cobra.
And I said, well, I thought you said cobras don't attack people.
He said, oh, only when they're guarding their eggs.
I said, well, when do they have their eggs?
I don't remember.
joe rogan
So you were at the mouth of these caves where the cobras are.
That's where they like to hang out?
merlin tuttle
Yes.
joe rogan
They like to hang out and wait for bats to come out?
How do they catch them?
Just snatch them out of the air?
merlin tuttle
Well, snakes usually, they'll like to hang from a vine or a bush or something where they can hang their head down into the flight plan of the bats and they'll wait until a wing touches their nose and then they can be incredibly fast about grabbing the bat.
joe rogan
You got video of that?
merlin tuttle
No, I have still pictures of bats being caught by snakes.
joe rogan
Yeah?
Can we see them?
merlin tuttle
I didn't bring any.
joe rogan
Is there any online?
merlin tuttle
There are.
I have at least one picture of a snake eating a bat I remember.
joe rogan
So mostly it's snakes that eat bats?
Is that what bats' number one predators are other than human beings?
merlin tuttle
In the United States, a major predator of bats are two major predators, feral cats and raccoons.
joe rogan
Feral cats kill everything.
merlin tuttle
And I could have brought a video that I... So here we go.
unidentified
You can't see it catch it, but it's caught.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, that's a python catching flying foxes.
joe rogan
That's a big, big bat too, boy.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
It just crushes that poor little guy.
There's another one here too.
merlin tuttle
That's what's on the ground.
joe rogan
Yeah.
So...
I know that people make bat soup too, right?
Isn't that a common thing in Asia?
merlin tuttle
I suppose you could say that.
You know, I'm not a guy who's out to stop all bat eating.
I think what we need to do is get balance in the world first.
If we can get some balance and compromise while we're getting the balance, then maybe eventually we get further where we want to go.
But I'm okay with...
Eating bats as long as it's not done excessively.
If I could use eating bats as a reason for saving a colony, I would be happy to advocate eating bats.
I want to do whatever it takes to keep nature in balance.
We live in a world where all these living things are interdependent, and we can't afford to just love one and hate another.
We need them all, and if we don't compromise some about what we want, the ones we love, we're probably going to lose them all.
joe rogan
That's a very good point.
Yeah, and that's a thing that's brought up oftentimes about hunters is the conservation aspect of it, is that in wanting to preserve these animals so that they can hunt them, they actually contribute more money I know of cases like that.
merlin tuttle
For example, in Mexico they have desert bighorn sheep.
I'm told that a good trophy sized bighorn ram, you might pay $100,000 to shoot one.
And I'm told that there's at least one and maybe several ranches now in Mexico where the owner has found that it's more profitable to reduce his cattle and promote bighorn sheep.
And, you know, if he can make $100,000 for one sheep being shot...
He has to run a lot of cattle and go to a lot of work to make that kind of money off his cattle.
And so, actually I like these situations where there's economic incentive for preserving a wild animal.
I'm told that where that is happening, that natural vegetation is recurring, biodiversity is expanding.
Cattle aren't adapted to live in those places.
They do a lot of destruction.
But as long as the ultimate goal is that we're improving the health of The natural world and all creatures are benefiting.
I'm happy with whatever it takes to get there.
joe rogan
I am too.
So what is this large coconut that you brought?
What's the deal with that?
merlin tuttle
Well, this isn't exactly a coconut.
What is it?
Now look here.
See how well this looks like it's all one piece.
joe rogan
Right.
merlin tuttle
It's a perfect fit.
Now...
What is it?
Inside...
joe rogan
That's not a coconut?
merlin tuttle
No.
Inside, you have...
If this had just picked off the tree, this would be a fruit.
And in each fruit, you'd have a seed.
This is exactly how Brazil nuts grow.
And the reason for all this armor plating around is this.
There's a bat with a more than two-foot wingspan that disperses the seeds of this tree.
Bats are such...
Most people aren't aware of this, but bats are by far the best, the most effective long-distance seed dispersers and pollinators in the world.
joe rogan
More than bees?
merlin tuttle
Oh, much more.
joe rogan
Really?
merlin tuttle
Oh, yeah.
And so here's what happens with this.
This hangs down like this, 100 feet up in a big tree.
joe rogan
So that's like a tree pod, like a pod for seeds.
merlin tuttle
Right.
And when it's ready to be seed dispersed, it opens just a crack enough to let the scent out, and there's this big bat that knows exactly how to pry this loose.
The reason for all this armor plating is that the plant does not want monkeys or other primates or parrots or other birds.
It just wants bats because bats are the best seed dispersers and so it's going to all this energetic trouble to protect itself from everything but bats.
unidentified
The bat pries this off So that just kind of falls open?
joe rogan
It opens up a little bit, and then the bat pries it the rest of the way?
So it's almost like it's just a little built-in door.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
And then he carries this.
This would be a fruit.
This is dried with the seed inside.
He carries this away and drops the seed when he finishes eating.
And, in fact, this...
Nut that's in this fruit would be commercially sold if we could figure out how to beat the bats to it, but it's grown way up high on trees and we don't have a system for beating the bats to it.
joe rogan
And this is Brazil nuts.
Can I see that?
merlin tuttle
This is...
joe rogan
Is that Brazil nuts?
merlin tuttle
This is very similar to Brazil nuts.
joe rogan
What is it called?
merlin tuttle
Sapicaya.
joe rogan
And these are edible?
merlin tuttle
Yes.
joe rogan
Like we can crack this sucker open and eat it?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
What's it taste like?
merlin tuttle
I don't know.
I've never eaten one.
joe rogan
Really?
But you have all these.
You're not curious?
merlin tuttle
I would eat them, but I've never been able to beat the bats to them.
joe rogan
And these aren't good, the ones you have here in this thing?
Are they dried up?
merlin tuttle
Oh, they're dried up long since.
joe rogan
It's fascinating because it seems like it's been cut.
It's crazy that this is just a natural feature in the seed pod.
And the people that are not watching this, just listening to this, it seems just like a coconut.
It's so thick and hard.
You can hear it here.
merlin tuttle
I'll knock on it.
joe rogan
It's very hard and very big, like a bowling ball.
merlin tuttle
The co-evolution between bats and plants is absolutely incredible.
We haven't talked at all about pollination.
This is just about seed dispersal.
There are flowers, a whole suite of different kinds of flowers that produce reflectors to guide bats to them on dark nights.
Flowers that bloom in dense foliage where bats have a hard time finding them.
They produce reflectors.
Out of either their petals or a leaf turned up the wrong way.
There's a vine in Cuba that the flowers hang down on a long stem.
And then the last leaf above where the flowers are turns exactly upside down.
Instead of going this way to catch sunlight to photosynthesize, it turns around this way.
And then acts as a reflector.
Let's see, that's one that does that, but it's not the one I'm talking about.
joe rogan
But it's a similar effect.
merlin tuttle
Oh, here, the red one.
Now, that's a hummingbird there, but look, I want to show you something while we're on that.
See how the reproductive organs, the anthers and stigma, are up there above the bird's head?
joe rogan
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
That bird is too small to fill the gap, and I took over 400 pictures of that for National Geographic, and never once...
I saw one of those hummingbirds touch the reproductive organs of the flower.
It was thought for probably a hundred years that this plant was pollinated by hummingbirds.
But when later I photographed bats coming to it, the bats filled up that gap and got covered in pollen.
joe rogan
Ah, wow.
Interesting.
merlin tuttle
Now, let's see, one of the flowers you first showed, you can see all these on my website.
joe rogan
Talking to the microphone, Merlin?
Merlin, talking to the microphone.
merlin tuttle
Okay.
You can see all these probably on my website.
Let's see, I'm trying to...
Okay, watch this one.
The one you've got up now.
That bad is pollinating macuna flowers.
joe rogan
So all that stuff that's coming off of those flowers, that's all the pollen.
merlin tuttle
That's pollen.
joe rogan
And that's going to get on him, and then he's going to disperse that.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, it took me 11,000 pictures to get that picture.
joe rogan
That's an amazing picture.
His tongue poking out.
merlin tuttle
National Geographic must have invested close to $70,000 in getting that.
joe rogan
Well, it's worth it.
Look at that.
I mean, it's really cool.
merlin tuttle
But I got a whole series where he's coming, and see that turned-up petal that's right in front of his tongue?
joe rogan
Yes.
merlin tuttle
That's the reflector for that flower that guides the bat.
To find the flower.
It acts like airport landing lights on a runway for a pilot at night.
joe rogan
See, I've always...
I mean, I don't know much about bat vision, but I always thought bats had very poor vision, and they used sound, and they used, like, a radar to find where they're going.
merlin tuttle
They have quite good vision, most of them, but in addition, they can see everything with sound that we can, except color.
unidentified
Oh.
merlin tuttle
And I can see a lot more that we can't.
Like a bat would know from the reflection off my hand that it was a soft surface as opposed to this mic being a hard surface.
joe rogan
Really?
Because I had always heard that they used echolocation because their eyesight was poor.
That's really interesting.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
Let me finish that story about that macuna flower.
joe rogan
Sure.
merlin tuttle
The flower so wants to be pollinated, and I don't want to be anthropomorphic, but it's very advantageous to be visited by—oh, here's the other one.
See how the bat fills up the gap and carries pollen?
Yeah.
In the Makuna flowers, the— The flower doesn't even open and become reproductively active until about 45 minutes after dark so that it's totally avoiding any late coming hummingbirds or bees or anything like that.
It's on a long stem that hangs down so that possums or anything like that can't get to it.
And it opens late and then it has just a little slit that's a millimeter or two wide.
And the tongue of the bat has to go into that just like a lock, a key in a door, in a lock.
joe rogan
Wow, that is fascinating.
merlin tuttle
That's a different kind of flower.
joe rogan
Look at the tongue on that guy.
merlin tuttle
Look over at the next one over in the picture there, that one.
Okay, this bat, he's saying his echolocation sounds out through his nose.
And that leaf on his nose is aiming into the reflector.
And so that's guiding him in.
And then just below that is the slit I was telling you about that's just a millimeter or two wide.
And the bat has to perfectly get his tongue in that slit in order to get nectar or pollinate the flower.
joe rogan
Go to that other picture again, Jamie.
merlin tuttle
Right here on the corner, you got the tongue going into the slit.
Go over one to the right.
joe rogan
No, the one you just had.
Go back.
There's the far right.
There you go.
That one.
merlin tuttle
That one.
Okay, there he's got his tongue in the slit.
Wow.
joe rogan
So it's almost like it's designed for a bat's tongue.
merlin tuttle
The reason it took me 11,000 pictures to get this is that this all happens in tiny fractions of a second.
And what's going to happen next is his tongue goes in there...
The flower actually has spring-loaded anthers and fires the pollen onto his rump.
That's why you see pollen flying around as he's just been shot.
And by putting it on the bat's rump, then that flower doesn't mix pollen with other species, which might cause hybridization that would result in inferior plant production.
So at that location, I found some flowers, they're all blooming at the same time, but one species was the bat, it put pollen on the bat's rump, another one put it on his throat, another one put it on his snout, another one put it on the back of his head, and one put it between his shoulders, and another one put it on his wings.
joe rogan
So they have very specific areas where they disperse their pollen specifically.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
Go back to that photo with the one with the tongue deep into the leaf.
merlin tuttle
Look at that.
joe rogan
That is crazy.
merlin tuttle
Now, this one has a really cool tongue that acts like a soda straw, and he can stick it down in there, and by, I think you'd call it peristaltic action, he's got a groove down each side of the tongue.
And those grooves then form cavities like straws, and he can bring the nectar up just like he had a long straw in the flower.
joe rogan
It's so fascinating that these flowers, it seems like they've evolved symbiotically with the bats.
merlin tuttle
Oh, yes.
joe rogan
That's so fascinating.
How does that happen?
merlin tuttle
It's incredible.
unidentified
I mean, I'm so— Whoa, look at him, covered in pollen.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
That looks like a bear that got into a bag of cereal.
merlin tuttle
Well, now, this illustrates what I'm saying when I talk about bats being by far the most efficient carriers of large amounts of pollen long distances.
Some bats fly over 100 miles in a night pollinating flowers.
And look at how much more pollen a bat can carry on its fur than you'll see on a hummingbird or an insect.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, for folks that are just listening, he's covered like a bag of pollen just blew off in his face.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, so...
But it is absolutely fascinating that these bats and these flowers, they seem to have symbiotically evolved.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
Like, what is the explanation for that?
Like, is there any theory as to how this takes place?
Just natural selection, brand mutation?
It's amazing, right?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
I find it mind-boggling, not just...
I can kind of understand the bats adapting, but the plants, it's like the plants are almost thinking, there's so-and-so over there that's doing this, so I got to do that.
joe rogan
Yeah, like they have a partnership.
merlin tuttle
It's truly amazing.
joe rogan
And not just a partnership with the bats, but an understanding that other plants are going to pollinate on different parts of the bat.
And you don't want to mix your pollen with that pollen, so we're going to pollinate on an area when the bat is feeding, we know we can get to his head.
And this one's like, we'll get to his wings.
And this one's like, we'll get to his rump.
merlin tuttle
Well, I wouldn't go so far as to claim bats think, but, you know, the more we discover about the natural world, the more we find that there's just a whole lot of thinking and behavior that we never even suspected.
For example, the bats.
It's been found in recent years that they have social systems strikingly similar to those of primates, whales, and elephants.
joe rogan
Really?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like they have an alpha bat and they have a bat leader?
merlin tuttle
They know each other.
In my own banding studies years ago, I banded 40-some thousand bats in one study.
And I showed that over periods of a decade, sometimes you'd find the same bats, like you caught four or five bats together in a place at one time.
Ten years before.
And then you might catch them five years later, two miles away.
Ten years later, twenty miles away.
All still together.
Wow.
And bats not only know each other and have what we, you know, we used to criticize people soundly for what we call anthropomorphizing, but that's almost getting to be a An out-of-date word as we find more about what animals really do and think.
Bats help each other in need.
They'll adopt orphans.
They form apparently long-term friendships.
There are all kinds of cool things that are going on in the world of bats.
joe rogan
So our previous thoughts about bats, it's really just based on a lack of examination.
merlin tuttle
Lack of understanding, for sure.
One thing I would like to point out to your listeners, all these things that we're talking about and these pictures you're seeing, I have thousands of those pictures available on my website at merlintuttle.org, and you can go there and see all these things that you're seeing glimpses of now.
joe rogan
Now, are there some bats that are more complex than other bats?
That are more intelligent than other bats?
merlin tuttle
Well, let me tell you an interesting story.
After I learned to train frog-eating bats for my research, I thought, well, these carnivores are just, they're smarter than other bats.
It never dawned on me that other bats might be trainable, too.
Especially really small bats.
And then one time I went out to West Texas and I caught a fairly large pallet bat and I wanted to take a picture for National Geographic of it catching centipedes six, eight inches long.
They're immune to the stings and they eat centipedes and scorpions.
And so I was training this bat to come to my hand on call because I was going to Put in a natural-looking set, a centipede, and call it to come down and catch the centipede to get the picture.
And after the bat finally got too full to want to come again, I had this little western pipistrelle that weighs less than a nickel, tiny little bat, body about that big.
joe rogan
So you're holding up the tip of your pinky.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, and that bat had been in my...
Portable studio watching me train the bigger bat, and when the bigger bat decided not to come on call, the little bat came and got the reward.
And I couldn't believe it.
Here was this little guy that I was sure didn't have enough intelligence to be trained, and it trained by just watching me train another bat.
joe rogan
Do you think it's watching and observing, or do you think there's some other information that might be being distributed, whether it's through sound or whether it's through some sort of...
Maybe some sort of like some unknown connection that they have to each other, pheromonal connection, psychic connection?
merlin tuttle
Well, pheromones certainly play a role, but mostly everything that I've seen I would ascribe to intelligence and thinking.
joe rogan
An observation.
merlin tuttle
Let me tell you a story that really still boggles my mind.
My wife and I had gone to Barneo and set up my portable photo studio.
We were going to photograph little woolly bats that weigh less than a nickel.
Again, tiny, tiny little guys.
And they live out in swamps, where there's no way we could go out in the swamp to photograph, and they live in pitcher plants.
And get this, the pitcher plant puts up a reflector over the top to guide the bat to get to the pitcher plant, and then has a special ridge inside where he can sleep, almost like providing a bunk bed.
And we had gone out there to photograph these bats, but we couldn't do it out in the swamp because it rained every little bit and you're wading waist deep and there are poisonous snakes hanging from the vines and it just wasn't a good place to take pictures.
So we caught this bat, brought it back to my studio, and the first evening I hand-fed it mealworms.
Holding it one hand and handing it mealworms with the other.
And then the next morning when my wife and I came back to the studio, this bat was hanging up in one corner of the studio, and it immediately recognized me.
It didn't try to go to her.
She didn't feed it before.
He came to me and started bumping me in the nose.
In fact, I believe you may have a video of that that you can share.
He started bumping me in the nose.
And I don't know how I so quickly figured it out, but I figured out that he wanted to be fed.
He wasn't really attacking me.
And so my wife saw this and said, Get your shirt on.
It was really hot, and I didn't have a shirt on.
And get your shirt on, and she grabbed the camera.
Watch this bat.
He's coming up pestering me to give him a mealworm.
He's only one time in his whole life eaten a mealworm, only one time gotten it from me, and how did he figure out that my face was the place to get my attention?
joe rogan
Wow.
merlin tuttle
So I went and got my shirt on, and it was still doing this.
Watch, when I held up my hand, it knew to come and get the mealworm.
And this bat had never had a mealworm in his life before, may never have eaten a non-flying insect before, certainly never seen a human until the night before.
Absolutely mind-boggling.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
That's wild.
So it just learned.
It learned and it remembered you.
Yeah.
So have you tried other kind of experiments?
You know how like they've done experiments with crows where they find out how intelligent crows are because they can get them to use tools and there's a little cough button if you want to use that.
merlin tuttle
I'm okay, thank you.
joe rogan
But there's, you know, they've done all these experiments with crows and found out that crows are incredibly intelligent.
merlin tuttle
Absolutely.
joe rogan
Do you think that would be the case with bats as well, that you could get them to do things?
merlin tuttle
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what you could get them to do.
It would have to be something in line with what they...
I can't comment.
What I can tell you is that one of the smartest colleagues that I ever had, a guy named Jack Bradbury, he was a top-notch bat researcher.
He ended up going off studying, I think it was grouse or something, but back when he was studying bats many years ago, he announced that he was going to try to test Vampyram Spectrum.
This is a big carnivorous bat with a Nearly three-foot wingspan.
It's the biggest New World bat.
Lives in the tropical America.
He was going to test them to see how smart they were.
And this is a cool bat.
Before I tell you about his test, the parents take turns babysitting.
They go out and they hunt and bring food back for the one that stayed and watched the pup.
They appear to mate for life.
And their carnivores eat everything from...
From insects and frogs to rats and parrots.
joe rogan
And this is a vampire bat?
merlin tuttle
It's not a vampire bat.
It's named Vampire Spectrum because somebody mistook its big teeth and thought that it was a vampire when they named it.
joe rogan
And what is it?
Want to tell more about this bat?
merlin tuttle
Is that what this is?
unidentified
Is that this kind of bat?
merlin tuttle
No, that is a vampire bat.
That is a vampire bat.
joe rogan
That bat is crazy.
Play that.
unidentified
It's on a horse, I think.
joe rogan
Oh, what a little creep.
merlin tuttle
Well, hang on a minute.
Let's stick with one story until we finish.
The vampirum spectrum, you know, there's a whole bunch of bats named vampirum with vampire-type names scientifically.
Not a single one of them is a true vampire.
They're all mistakenly named vampires.
So the one I was originally telling you about is not a vampire.
It's a carnivore.
But this colleague of mine that I so highly respected announced that he was going to do some tests to test the intelligence of this species of bat.
I saw him a year later and said, well, how did your research go?
He laughed, shook his head, and said, I gave it up.
The bat was smarter than I was.
joe rogan
What was wrong with the test?
Why did he say the bat was smarter than him?
merlin tuttle
He would design a test that he thought the bat would have to do it a certain way, and then the bat would find an alternative.
joe rogan
Wow.
So there's carnivorous bats, there's bats that eat fruit, and then why do we call bats vampire bats?
Did we initially think at one point in time they were sucking blood?
merlin tuttle
There are some vampire bats.
They're found only in Latin America now.
joe rogan
Oh, so they're real?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
We were just looking at a vampire bat a moment ago.
joe rogan
Okay, so these guys with the teeth.
merlin tuttle
That's a real vampire bat.
joe rogan
And so they actually bite animals and suck their blood?
merlin tuttle
Lap their blood.
joe rogan
What is this that we're looking at?
merlin tuttle
That's the kind of special tongue that a vampire bat has.
joe rogan
Oh, whoa.
merlin tuttle
Now, before you get too put off by vampire bats...
unidentified
I'm not put off.
joe rogan
I'm excited.
merlin tuttle
Let me point out that these are really sophisticated animals in every way.
They're the ones that were first found to have altruistic relationships with friends and help them and even feed them in times of need.
They adopt orphans.
These are animals that...
joe rogan
Oh.
merlin tuttle
They're always...
Now, you didn't get this from my website.
If you went to my website, one of the cutest pictures on my website, one that I get a big kick out of showing people, because when I show it to them, their reaction is, oh my god, isn't he cute?
And it's a vampire.
It depends on how you show these bats.
They're right there at the bottom.
That's a vampire.
That one.
That's a vampire.
joe rogan
He's very cute.
merlin tuttle
And just how you show these animals...
joe rogan
Well, you're very defensive, because I don't have a problem with them being vampires.
merlin tuttle
Well, I don't have a problem with...
Now, the first one you're looking at that was Lapping Blood.
joe rogan
Yes.
merlin tuttle
That was Desmodus rotundus.
joe rogan
It's fascinating.
I mean, I don't have a problem with it.
I think it's really interesting.
merlin tuttle
It's the kind of vampire that causes most of the trouble that gets vampires in trouble in Latin America.
They're a problem because we came in and cut down the rainforest and brought in cattle, and they overpopulated because they had an easy food supply.
joe rogan
Okay, so that's what they're causing trouble down in Latin America because there's so many of them?
merlin tuttle
They're overpopulated because we screwed up the habitat and brought in easy food.
unidentified
Why not?
joe rogan
You and I. Someone else did it.
merlin tuttle
Well, we kind of do it because we buy the beef from Latin America.
It's a roundabout chain.
joe rogan
So these bats that prey on the cattle, do they carry diseases?
Are they a problem in some way?
merlin tuttle
Not commonly.
You can get rabies from a vampire bat.
You can get rabies from any mammal.
But rabies has been vastly exaggerated in bats.
For example, here in the United States there was a time when people thought that all bats, or most of them, were rabid.
But in fact, Put this in perspective, only one or two people in a year in all of the U.S. and Canada combined die of rabies from a bat.
And those people die because they picked up a sick one, got bit in self-defense, and didn't use good sense and go get checked out.
And there's a vaccination you can take that would be 100% effective.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
I read a story about a guy who was outside of a cave and bats flew by and scratched him, and then he wound up getting rabies from that.
merlin tuttle
Sounds like a bit of an exaggeration and maybe taken a bit out of context.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah?
I heard he died.
merlin tuttle
Well, if you get rabies, you're going to die, but most of the time you will.
But take me, for example.
I've been studying bats for over 60 years worldwide.
I've studied bats in 45 countries, photographed hundreds of species, handled them, spent countless hours with millions in caves, and I have never, ever been attacked by a bat.
I have only been bitten when I was handling one, and he bit in self-defense.
joe rogan
Did you ever see a rabid bat?
merlin tuttle
Yes.
joe rogan
How would you be able to discern whether a bat is rabbit in the wild?
merlin tuttle
I probably couldn't.
It would be a good guess, but I'm sure that I have seen a rabid bat.
They're not a whole lot with rabies.
When you sample wild populations, actually, one of the things that bats get a bad name for is it's much easier to catch a sick bat than a healthy bat.
So when they go out and catch bats, and they say, well, up to a half of 1% are rabid, What that's like is if you go to the waiting room of a cancer specialist doctor and you examine the people there, you're going to get a bit higher frequency of cancer than you would from the base population.
We don't really know how many have rabies, but what we can tell you is it's very few.
And you can forget disease from bats just about entirely if you just don't go around picking up...
You know, if you find a bat where you can handle it in the daytime, it's probably a sick bat.
Don't handle it.
You leave it alone.
You got no problem.
They don't attack people.
joe rogan
Well, you probably shouldn't be out there handling bats anyway unless you're a bat scientist, right?
merlin tuttle
Well, you shouldn't handle unfamiliar animals.
Let me point out that while we make a big deal out of the one or two people in a year that die of rabies from a bat bite in the US and Canada combined, in the US alone, we lose between 40 and 50 people a year from dog attacks.
But before we go on a rampage to rid dogs from our neighborhoods, we might consider how hypocritical that would be in a country where our spouses kill us off by the thousands.
So the moral of the story is if you're brave enough to own a dog and get married, you certainly ought to be brave enough to handle having a few bats in your neighborhood.
joe rogan
That's a good point.
It's all about numbers, right?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
So these vampire bats, do any of them prey on humans?
Do any of them try to bite humans and drink the blood of humans?
merlin tuttle
The common vampire, Desmodus rotundus, will bite humans.
But the humans have to be doing something foolish.
joe rogan
It's not like if you're camping and you just take a nap in a hammock and a vampire bat comes and bites you?
merlin tuttle
Well, I've slept plenty of night in a hammock in the rainforest, but never without a mosquito net over me.
There are a whole lot of things that can bite you besides vampire bats, and it's just foolish to be sleeping out in the open in a South American rainforest.
joe rogan
And that's where most of the vampire bats are?
merlin tuttle
They're all limited to Latin America.
joe rogan
Really?
So this idea of vampire bats being in Romania, like where Dracula lived?
merlin tuttle
The original vampire stories came from tales about horrible behavior in humans.
joe rogan
Like Vlad the Impaler?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
But bats, how did they get connected to bats?
Do you know the story of the origins of the lore?
merlin tuttle
Apparently vampire bats weren't discovered until, I think it was Columbus, when we first came to America, and they heard about bats biting people.
But long before that, the vampire stories and myths had evolved, based on human behavior.
joe rogan
And so that's just something that just got spread and turned into this lore, and they don't even exist in the place where they were supposedly, like, turned into vampires.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, even in Latin America, vampires are a small proportion of the species present.
joe rogan
Interesting.
So what's the most common bat in the world?
merlin tuttle
That's a hard one to say.
The largest colonies we know are free-tailed bats, particularly the species that lives under our Congress Avenue Bridge.
unidentified
Hmm.
merlin tuttle
We have colonies of those that get up to 10, 20 million in one cave.
And that opens the discussion for why bats are among the most endangered animals on our planet.
joe rogan
But if we have 1.5 million of them living under Congress, how do we say that they're endangered?
merlin tuttle
Well, they're extremely vulnerable.
First of all, they're among the least known, most feared, most often needlessly persecuted animals.
Secondly, they have very slow reproductive rates.
They are programmed to live up to 40 years or more.
And that brings up another interesting aspect.
Instead of trying to find ways to fear bats, we ought to be finding ways to understand better why they can do the really neat things that they can do.
They can survive up to 40 years In the wild, and that's the equivalent of a human living to be 100 and still able to run sprints through obstacle courses.
They're also largely immune to things like arthritis and cancer.
But they're very vulnerable because they're dependent on long lifespans and slow reproduction.
Most bats produce only one pup per year.
They aggregate in these huge concentrations.
You can get millions in a single cave.
And here in the New World...
I have personally investigated cases where somebody just put old car tires in a cave entrance, poured kerosene on it, lit it on fire, and killed millions in single incidents.
Because bats form the largest, most conspicuous colonies, are the most easily seen and also misunderstood, and have slow reproduction, they're prime targets for bad things to happen in terms of survival.
joe rogan
What is the common reason why people are killing bats?
Why someone would go out of their way to do something like that, like light tires on fire to kill them?
merlin tuttle
Fear.
joe rogan
Fear.
Misconceptions.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
Nobody who fully understood bats would be out there killing them.
joe rogan
And when they're lighting these fires, it's just the smoke that's killing the bats?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, toxic smoke a lot.
joe rogan
What is this tube that you brought?
You said there's something crazy in there.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
I bet you've never seen anything like this on your show before.
joe rogan
I bet you're right.
What is it?
merlin tuttle
Well, I don't want to sidetrack the whole conversation here, but I've had a lot of really wild adventure experiences while looking for bats.
This is a Yanomamo Indians arrowhead container.
Notice the top of it is made out of ocelot fur, the fur still on the hide on the inside.
And if we look in here, this is an arrowhead.
Now, that is coated in curare.
That's not still lethal because it's very old.
I've had it for decades.
But when I first got it, if somebody had poked you with it, you'd be dead in a couple minutes.
And that is made specifically to kill humans.
Notice the notches.
Every few inches, you see the three notches?
Well, where your thumb, your base thumb is, that's where it fits into the arrow, the shaft.
And then when that hits you, It can't just go through and not poison you.
It's very clever, like shrapnel into you.
So once that arrow hits you, no matter where it hits you, you're going to die because you've got all that shrapnel that's soaked in curare in you.
unidentified
Wow.
merlin tuttle
So in my travels studying bats, I have had every kind of experience you can imagine from living with aboriginal Indians to being captured by terrorist insurgents to— You got captured?
unidentified
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, having my camp attacked by bandits, being hunted by Aborigines that had bad experience with other outsiders and wanted to kill me, being charged by angry elephants, stalked by lions, you name it and I've had it.
joe rogan
Tell me about being captured.
What happened there?
merlin tuttle
Well, that's a really good story to illustrate the value of being able to make friends, whether you agree with somebody or not.
Back in my first big job out of college, I was co-director of the Smithsonian's Venezuelan project, a big $400,000 field project collecting small mammals.
And one of the first places we stayed It was high up on a mountaintop in a resort setting where the previous dictator of the country had built this, and when he was thrown out of power, nobody wanted to acknowledge that that was worth anything, so it was just sitting up there with a caretaker.
Well, we were allowed to go up there and use it for collecting.
It was a beautiful habitat surrounding it.
I quickly found out, figured out, that the head caretaker there was actually one of the local communist leaders.
And we got to be good friends.
And he would laughingly call me his amigo, Yonke, and I'd call him mi amigo, Commie.
And, you know, it wasn't very hard to find common ground that neither one of us agreed with everything our governments did.
And I got to be such good friends with him that when my boss, Dr. Hanley, came down, he was the director of the Mammal Division at the Smithsonian, when he came down to visit and see how things were going, I borrowed the local communist Leader borrowed his Jeep,
because ours hadn't arrived yet, and I took Dr. Hanley with me looking for bats up in the mountains, and we had the misfortune of running into a secret meeting of communist insurgents.
There ensued a wild chase.
We were on a muddy, slick road, very narrow one lane, sometimes dropping off 200 feet on one side.
It was crazy.
They finally caught us, and when they caught us, the only thing that saved us was we were in the Communist Party boss's jeep, and they radioed him for instructions what to do with us.
unidentified
Wow.
joe rogan
So if you were just in an unmarked car.
merlin tuttle
Right.
We'd have been in big trouble.
At that time, the insurgents were killing an average of 65 police a year on the streets of Caracas.
joe rogan
And what did they think you guys were up to?
merlin tuttle
Well, they knew that we were friends of their leader, and their leader knew we were studying bats.
joe rogan
But why were they chasing you?
merlin tuttle
Because they didn't know who we were.
joe rogan
Right, but what did they think you were doing?
merlin tuttle
Some kind of Yankee spies trying to figure out where they were and how to attack them, probably.
joe rogan
Wow.
Is that the most danger you've ever been in on an expedition?
Expedition, rather?
merlin tuttle
Probably not.
joe rogan
No?
merlin tuttle
One night on the upper Mavaca River, We were named bats in an area where we didn't think there were any Aborigines that would bother us, because we had camped with a group of Yanomamo, and the idea was you couldn't put a camp between village of Yanomamo because then they would all think they could prey on you.
But if you became friends of one village, at least they wouldn't bother you, and they would view you as useful.
So the village that we were staying with, the guys informed me that now way up the river, 30 miles or so, there was an area that I would love to have collected in.
But I couldn't because it was controlled by a group of Yanomamo that had shot at everybody who had ever gotten near there and shot arrows.
And so I was afraid to go up there to do any collecting.
But then our group of Yanomamo informed me that these guys had gone off on a raid to attack another group and probably wouldn't be back for a couple of months.
So I got brave and went up into their area where I didn't think they were going to be with a young man, Venezuelan, who worked for me.
And we had just parked our dugout canoe on the bank and had gone out into the woods to set nets for bats.
When we hear a hundred or so, maybe not a hundred, but a goodly number of Yonamamo men coming down the trail, and we immediately thought, oh my god, we're going to be absolutely dead ducks if they find us.
But I did know that they don't usually go after their quarry, they usually wait and ambush.
So we hid out in the jungle until about 2 o'clock in the morning and then tried turning our lights really dim and sneaking along without making any noise to get back to our canoe and hoping they were asleep.
And we'll never know whether they were asleep or not because We did get shoved off and got away.
But the very next night, we were stupid enough to think we had gone far enough away that they wouldn't find us, and we went back and tried to net again, and then we heard jaguar noises.
And I had a Yanomamo and a Maiketitari Indian working for me, and they immediately started warning me, that's not El Tigre, that's the Indians that we're trying to avoid.
joe rogan
Just making jaguar noises.
merlin tuttle
Right, to communicate among themselves.
Oh, wow.
But I insisted.
I thought that these guys were just trying to get out of work because I'd been working them pretty hard and that they wanted to go to bed early that night.
So I didn't really take them very seriously.
And I went off with my shotgun.
Back then, we were collecting everything from jaguars to mice.
And in those days, it was a big macho thing to shoot a jaguar.
So I go off with my shotgun to hunt the jaguar.
And it kept moving too fast without noise in between, and it finally dawned on me that, hey, this is more like Indians than Jaguars to me, even.
I went back and my guys were just ready to actually abandon me and leave me.
They were so scared.
We didn't even take the nets down.
We got out of there as fast as we could, went back to camp, and the next day when we came back to get our nets, all the main strands of the nets had been stolen, proving that these were Indians that were after us.
And we probably just got out in time.
unidentified
Woo!
joe rogan
So that's the most danger you've ever been in.
merlin tuttle
I... I don't know.
I mean, there was the time I was crawling into a cave on my belly in a narrow passage and all of a sudden found that there was a big cobra coming out and I had to lay perfectly still so that the cobra didn't get upset while he was going by.
joe rogan
So you had to lay perfectly still while the cobra slithered by you?
unidentified
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
And there was a time the river bandits came after us.
joe rogan
River bandits?
Where was that?
merlin tuttle
That was in Venezuela on the Costa Chiari Canal.
We're getting into stories that probably ought to be told at another time when we're not distracting from bats.
joe rogan
No, they're fun.
We can go back to bats.
merlin tuttle
To put a long story shorter, the Cossicari Canal is the world's longest natural canal.
Out in the middle of it, there are just no humans around.
And we were camped out there collecting for the Smithsonian.
But I carried a lot of small cash to do business when I did come to where there were villages.
The small cash was hidden in false bottoms of trunks.
The way I got the cash, we were funded through a military grant, and anybody that knows anything about the military knows they've got every restriction under the sun on their money and accounting for it.
I had known that their rules weren't going to work very well for collecting, and so I had gotten bids from plane charter companies to fly us out to this remote Savannah.
And they were going to charge a lot of money because it was risky to the planes.
And so I got the military to send the money to the Bank of America in Caracas, and then this was a time when you had machine guns at the door of every bank.
And, I mean, it was a dangerous time in the Venezuela period.
Well, we pretended to change Christmas gifts, And that's how we got our money into small change and took it back to our hotel.
Then we put it in false bottoms of trunks.
Then we go out to the frontier.
And after a while, the word kind of gets around that these guys can always pay for something.
They must have some secret supply of money.
So one day we're out at this remote camp, and my Venezuelan helpers, Indians, came running up saying, oh, you know, in Spanish, quedado, the vandal, not vandals, but the robbers are coming.
And...
They were coming up the river in a little motorized dugout, and so that's how my guys heard them in time to know that they were coming, and then they saw them and realized who they were.
And so I had just a couple minutes.
It's kind of interesting because I was reared to be a conscientious objector.
And, you know, didn't believe in fighting and war.
And so here we are with the bandits coming armed with – it was kind of interesting.
They had old muzzleloader guns that they actually used rocks in – rocks and black powder still to shoot.
But here they're coming, and I'm responsible for – Eight or ten people their lives, and am I going to be a conscientious objector, or what am I going to do?
And so I broke out all the guns we had, gave everybody everything from an M1 rifle to a couple double-barreled shotguns, pistols, and got everybody positioned behind rocks and logs.
And then as the bandits approached, I yelled down to them in Spanish that we understood who they were, and if they touched that rock, we were going to kill them.
And they kept coming.
And so I finally had everybody show themselves and their guns.
And yelled one more time, and the last time I yelled, they were within a meter of hitting the bank.
And at that point, we'd have had to kill them.
But they finally, at the last minute when they saw they were outgunned, and we had the upper hand, they backed up and went off.
joe rogan
That ought to be hair-raising.
merlin tuttle
It was!
But I learned a lot about my conscientious objector ideas.
joe rogan
You were ready to abandon it.
merlin tuttle
Well, I mean, what are you going to do?
Are you going to let good people die just because you don't believe in firing a gun at a human?
joe rogan
Yeah, that's a good point, right?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
joe rogan
A very important lesson to learn, right?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, it was an important one for me.
joe rogan
Boy, you've had some pretty amazing experiences just studying bats around the world.
It's been a wild life, I bet, huh?
merlin tuttle
Well, I've never chosen to get myself into big adventures, but...
joe rogan
The adventures chose you.
merlin tuttle
One of my all-time favorite things to do is to go places where almost nobody's ever been.
Like when I went out to see the Shamitari Indians...
I had to hike 46 miles across country from the last Yanamama village to get out there and see them.
I just went out there.
I mean, I knew it was dangerous.
How dangerous, I didn't know.
But I just was driven by curiosity.
Here's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see a group of people that have only seen two other outsiders in their whole existence.
And it was just so much fun going out there and experiencing that kind of thing.
But I certainly got into the high adventure while I was out there.
joe rogan
Yeah, that sounds amazing.
How long did it take you to hike 46 miles to get to them?
merlin tuttle
Well, we did it in a day and a half.
I had a 40-some pound pack.
We went extra fast because...
I did not know when we started on the trip that the reason – see, these two shamatari came out to visit our Yanomamo group because they were looking for allies in a battle.
They were expecting to be raided by another tribe.
And I didn't know this was why they were there.
But when I asked through my interpreters, And let me point this out, too.
When you watch a movie and they're speaking Pigeon English, you know, there's no such thing as a place where people are really Aboriginal and you're speaking Pigeon English to them.
Everything I said on that whole trip out there had to be translated by me from English to Spanish, and then from Spanish to Maikatari, from Maikatari to Yanamama, and from Yanamama to Shamitari.
joe rogan
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
You can imagine there are a few miscommunications.
Oh my God.
joe rogan
What year was this that this was happening?
unidentified
This was 1967. Okay, so clearly there's no cell phones, no other ways of communicating.
merlin tuttle
Right.
Wow.
So we did not know that these guys were expecting an attack until we had already left with them to go out to their village.
joe rogan
Oh, boy.
merlin tuttle
And what we eventually found was that the reason they welcomed us so strongly was that they thought we'd bring our bang sticks with us, needing guns, and be good in the battle.
joe rogan
Oh, boy.
merlin tuttle
And so by the time we got there...
Well, we had to camp out along the trail the first night, and we found out that they were expecting an attack.
My two guys, I had to have a Yanomamu and a Maiketitari for the translations to go.
And incidentally, they knew enough that they wouldn't go.
I had a terrible time getting them to go.
When I finally convinced them, I had to pay them a month's wages for every day they went out there with me.
So that first night, we set up camp by a beautiful stream in the jungle.
And then my guys got really suspicious when our two Shamitari hosts went off by themselves quite a ways away in a hidden place in the jungle to put up little shelters for their night.
And so they got suspicious, went and checked, and found that they were worried about being attacked.
And they were leaving us out on the trail to be the bait.
But the next day, we arrived out there.
And my Maiketitari guide had experienced, he had been in a Yanomamo village during an attack once.
And so he, since we knew they were thinking of being attacked any time, he instructed me what to do if we were attacked.
And he said, you know, right off, you know, play dead.
And we were thinking that the attack might come at night.
And sure enough, the very first night we're there, I mean, talk about scary experiences.
Long before we thought we were being attacked, there were people that had malaria, and there were guys getting really high on drugs to chase the hikura, the devils, out.
And they were going around the— Chase the devils out?
Right.
joe rogan
What do you mean?
merlin tuttle
They believed that everything was attributable to spirits.
joe rogan
Even malaria?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
There were good spirits and bad spirits.
They hadn't evolved to think of one god and one devil.
There were just a lot of spirits with good ones and bad ones.
And they were trying to chase the bad ones out of the village by getting high on dope and then shooting those curare-tipped arrows at the hallucinated images.
joe rogan
So what drugs were they getting high on?
merlin tuttle
Ebon.
It's a powder that they – I'm trying to think what they – they make it from a vine, I believe.
joe rogan
And what is the psychedelic substance in this drug?
merlin tuttle
They blow it up their noses.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
merlin tuttle
If you go to my website, there's a place on the website where you can – I'm trying to remember.
We can tell you later exactly how to get to it.
But I've got a place on my website where you can actually see that trip, me out there with – I had a movie camera with me.
You can see them blowing the dope up their nose, and I've got it on film right up until the guy tried to attack and kill me, and then I had to quit taking pictures.
joe rogan
He tried to attack and kill you because you were taking pictures?
merlin tuttle
Right.
Napoleon, the famous anthropologist, had warned me never to get around them when they were taking dope, but I couldn't resist.
joe rogan
So is this stuff like an amphetamine?
Like, what is this stuff they're blowing up their nose?
merlin tuttle
I don't know.
I never tried any of it.
I'm sure that if Napoleon was still alive, he could tell you what it was.
joe rogan
Did you get tempted to try it?
merlin tuttle
No.
unidentified
No?
joe rogan
They're out there tripping in the woods, and you're not like, what are you doing?
merlin tuttle
So anyway, that first night...
I've gone to bed, and these guys are getting high, and they're running around the village shooting those seven-foot curare-tipped arrows into hallucinated images.
And I'm hearing those things go thunk into the side of the, you know, we're sleeping under lean-tos, is how the village has made a big circle of lean-tos.
I would hear an arrow go thunk.
joe rogan
Poison arrows.
merlin tuttle
Poison arrows.
joe rogan
In the area where you're sleeping, because these people are seeing things out there.
merlin tuttle
And I'm scared shitless.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
merlin tuttle
And so I'm laying there in the middle of that, when all of a sudden...
joe rogan
Is that them?
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
So this is them blowing the snuff up their nose.
merlin tuttle
You can see all this actually in videos on my website.
I was trying to find it.
I just couldn't find it.
joe rogan
Where is it at on your website?
It's a video gallery.
I was trying to get through it.
merlin tuttle
Look under...
joe rogan
Do you have a search area?
merlin tuttle
Bat Research, Venezuela.
Or, if you look under Venezuela, I'm almost sure you'll find it.
joe rogan
You were on TV with David Letterman in 1984 talking about bats?
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
Wow.
That's pretty crazy.
Let's go to that.
unidentified
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the second half hour of our telecast tonight.
Tomorrow on this program, you're going to meet Gary Burton.
Do you know Gary Burton, Paul?
Not personally, but I'm looking forward to meeting him and playing with him.
He's a wonderful jazz vibraphonist.
He will be playing with the band.
merlin tuttle
There's a funny story about that.
I shared the green room that night with Zsa Zsa Gabor and John Cleese.
joe rogan
Ah, wow.
unidentified
...tour of China.
Who asked for it?
Stupid Petricks.
The list goes on...
Now, this is an okay show.
I don't like this random whining.
I'll come up there and teach you people a lesson. - Thank you.
All right.
Well, we got to...
Oh, and the night's still young.
We, uh...
John Cleaves will be out here a little bit later and my next guest, I'll introduce him right now.
He is the curator of mammals at the Milwaukee Public Museum and also the founder of an organization called Bat Conservation International.
He has spent 20 years studying bats and feels that they don't get the respect they rightfully deserve.
Please welcome Dr. Merlin Tuttle.
joe rogan
Look at you!
unidentified
Hi, Doctor.
How are you?
Nice to see you, sir.
Have a seat.
joe rogan
All young and handsome?
unidentified
You're from Milwaukee?
Right.
Everything all right in Wisconsin?
Just fine.
You're a brave man having me and bats on right after Ava Gabor.
Well, how so?
Well, you know, this is only the middle of your show.
You know what would happen if one of these guys got out?
No.
Would it be crazy in here?
We asked the audience.
I don't know how many would stay.
Yeah.
Now, that's true.
I'm scared silly of bats, and probably most people who know nothing about them are also frightened of bats.
Now, is there any real reason to be worried about bats?
Actually, not at all.
merlin tuttle
It's very simple.
joe rogan
No, it's okay.
We get it.
That's you.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Is it weird?
Looking at you from a long time ago?
merlin tuttle
I had an interesting experience with Gabor and John Cleese.
He tried to get her interested in bats.
He asked her and she came in if she liked animals and she said, oh, I love animals.
And he said, oh, let me show you.
Dr. Tuttle here's got bats.
And, oh, my God, she just liked they had a fit.
And so he thought, well, she just doesn't know what they're like.
And he tried to show her a picture that I had of a cute bat.
And then she threatened to sue him because she was going to have nightmares for a month.
And if she did, she was going to sue his pants off.
joe rogan
She was going to sue him if she had nightmares?
unidentified
Right.
merlin tuttle
I did notice it said that...
That I had just founded Bat Conservation International.
I did found Bat Conservation International, and I'm proud of what we have managed to accomplish there in the nearly 30 years that I led the organization, but I'm no longer there, as often happens with founders of nonprofits or even corporations.
Over time, the directors sometimes diverge in their priorities from what the founder wants to have, and You get pushed out.
Eventually, it just got to be untenable where we weren't accomplishing what we needed to accomplish because we were disagreeing over what we should be doing.
joe rogan
What did they want to do?
merlin tuttle
Well, it started, I think, with you're too old to lead anymore.
You're 60 years old.
We need to find the next leader.
And obviously I wasn't too old.
I've done a pretty damn good job of founding Merlin Tuttle's bat conservation.
And we're doing very well.
joe rogan
They were just trying to take over.
Assume the rains.
merlin tuttle
Right.
joe rogan
Yeah.
merlin tuttle
And so I just wanted to be clear that that's not where I'm at.
If somebody wants to find me or learn more about what I do, I'm at MerlinTuttle.org is the organization.
Merlin Tuttle's Bat Conservation is where I am supported and where I do all my work these days.
joe rogan
So what do you do these days?
Like, what are you up to now?
Like, how much more bat work is there to be done?
merlin tuttle
An enormous amount.
The thing is, despite, you know, I can tell you stories endlessly of the great things we've accomplished, we didn't just protect the bats at the Congress Avenue Bridge.
I've gotten millions of bats protected in many other places, got a national park in Samoa.
But right now, bats are in big, big trouble.
Despite all that progress we've made protecting individual groups of bats and species of bats, bats are among the most rapidly declining animals, most endangered animals on the planet.
I've already pointed out how susceptible they are because of their slow reproduction and congregating in large numbers where they're easy to pick on.
Right now, one of my biggest concerns is to Well, we've already formed Merlin Tuttle's bat conservation, but what I need to do next is to ensure that my legacy of information, photographs, and other things remains available to help others long after I'm dead.
I know I'm not going to live forever.
I'm 81. I've got Parkinson's, but I'm still going great.
And I'm hoping to go great until I'm 90. I love what I do.
And I love helping both people and bats, and that's what makes me successful.
I'm not just animals have rights, step aside.
I'm trying to solve problems for people, help people live in a better world with healthier...
Surroundings, and in doing that I'm helping bats.
But the next big challenge is we need to raise an endowment for my organization, and that would seem to be a bit much for an organization that's saving traditionally unpopular animals.
But I was thinking over breakfast this morning, all would have to happen is People listening right now give even a couple dollars a piece, and we'd have the endowment that it would take to make a huge difference for bats, for people, and make an old man damned happy.
joe rogan
Well, maybe we could do that.
So what is the website that they should go to?
Is it your website?
merlin tuttle
Yes.
joe rogan
MerlinTuttle.org?
merlin tuttle
That's right.
joe rogan
And there's a very clear donate link up there?
There it is.
Donate.
Far right side.
Inspiring bat conservation worldwide.
And Merlin, do you have social media that people can go to as well?
merlin tuttle
Yes, we do.
I'm sorry I'm not our social media person, and at my age, I'm pretty illiterate when it comes to social media.
joe rogan
It's MerlinTuttleBats, and it's on Instagram.
And as of right now, it has 25,000 followers.
So hopefully we'll get you a lot more than that, get people to pay attention.
merlin tuttle
Well, I really, really appreciate, Joe, your having me on and getting this exposure for bats.
joe rogan
Well, I'm a curious person, and you're a fascinating guy, and your work has been really amazing.
It's very cool to check it out.
Oh, here's the video.
merlin tuttle
Yeah, that's from my website.
joe rogan
This is you from 1966 to 1967, Adventures of a Real Batman.
And so this is you with the—this is the Yanomami?
merlin tuttle
Yeah, this guy is, he's just blown dope up his nose.
Now, he's higher than the kite here and he's he's yelling so loud I don't want to do it because it hurt my throat.
But he's trying to scare the demons out of the village.
joe rogan
And he's naked.
merlin tuttle
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's the way it goes.
And you notice he's got a string around his waist that's tying his foreskin up.
If that ever breaks, they act as though you would if you were in town and you lost all your clothes.
Somehow that's leaving them naked if that string breaks.
joe rogan
So it's just the foreskin pressed up against his body?
merlin tuttle
Tied.
And there you see, blowing the dope up the nose, how they do it.
joe rogan
And, boy, so what is this stuff?
Like, what's in there?
merlin tuttle
I don't know.
I wasn't about to try it.
joe rogan
What is it called again?
merlin tuttle
E-B-E-N-E. Yeah, E-B-E-N-E is how I'm finding it spelled.
joe rogan
And what is in there?
What's in that stuff?
unidentified
Doesn't say.
joe rogan
Yeah, let's Google that.
jamie vernon
I tried.
merlin tuttle
Hallucinogenic plant form is always really good.
joe rogan
Interesting.
merlin tuttle
I'll try again, but...
Well, it wasn't really recreation, I don't think.
The guys would get high as a part of – when they got high, they would see these, quotes, Hakura, the spirits that they thought they saw in their hallucinations, and then they'd go try to chase them out of the village.
joe rogan
And in 1967, no internet, so there's really no way to know about these people other than to be there, right?
merlin tuttle
That's right.
And if anything happened to me out there, it would just be, remember years ago when the Rockefeller person just disappeared and nobody knew what happened to him?
joe rogan
So here it is.
What does it say?
It says, also known as Yopa, Jopa, Cohoba, Parica, or Calcium Tree.
It's a perennial tree of the genus Anandanthera, native to the Caribbean and South America.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
What's in it?
The seeds.
jamie vernon
Hallucinogenic stuff is all I got to still in here.
joe rogan
Oh, dimethyltryptamine.
unidentified
5-MeO.
joe rogan
5-MeO, dimethyltryptamine.
Bufatine.
Oh, wow.
There's a lot of good stuff in there.
A lot of DMT. Okay, that makes sense.
So they were really hallucinating.
merlin tuttle
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
So they were taking an orally or a snuff version, rather, of DMT. Right.
Very interesting.
All right.
Merlin, thank you very much for being here, man.
I really appreciate it.
And people can get a hold of your books.
They're available.
The Secret Lives of Bats and the Bat House Guide.
And put a bat house in your backyard, people.
Kill some mosquitoes.
unidentified
Save some bats.
merlin tuttle
And the Secret Lives of Bats isn't just about the Secret Lives of Bats.
It's about my adventure studying the secret world of bats.
joe rogan
All right.
Well, we'll check that out.
Thank you, Merlin.
Really appreciate it.
merlin tuttle
Well, thank you so much, Joe, for having me on.
I've thoroughly enjoyed your good questioner, and I very much enjoy people who are prepared for what they're doing.
joe rogan
Well, I enjoy talking to you as well, and I wish you all the best.
Thank you.
merlin tuttle
Thank you.
unidentified
All right.
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