April 15, 2022 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| I'm Rolls with Mike Tyson Time doesn't give a fuck about any of this. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| It just keeps going. | ||
| No. | ||
| Don't wait for nobody. | ||
| What was it like fighting again after all those years? - Hey listen, I did this told this DMT stuff and I just lost that weight and I said, I don't know what happened. | ||
| I just don't know what happened. | ||
| I just said, I'm gonna do this. - Well, it's funny because you talked to me on the podcast before The first time you came on and you said, I can't even work out. | ||
| Because if I work out, my ego will get excited. | ||
| But I did this toad, and I said, you gotta do it. | ||
| I said, you have to do it. | ||
| The toad told you? | ||
| The DMT told you it's time to fight. | ||
| You have to do it. | ||
| I lost the weight. | ||
| And it started off with me at first fighting Bob Sapp at first. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| The K-1 event. | ||
| I was there for that. | ||
| I was there live. | ||
| No, but I mean, I was going to fight. | ||
| Yeah, when you got in the ring with him, you said Marcus Queensberry rules. | ||
| Yeah, but listen, the fight I fought with Roy Jones was supposed to be with Bob Sapp. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Oh, no kidding. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| I wouldn't have to chase this guy all around. | ||
| So the next thing you know, Roy Jones got involved, and other fighters, Holyfield got involved, and then it turned into a fiasco, and then the young guy, Jake Paul, he got involved then. | ||
| And that's how the birth of Jake Paul became. | ||
| When you get challenged by someone who's a guy like a Jake Paul, does that piss you off? | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| I think it's awesome. | ||
| You think it's awesome? | ||
| Yeah, it's going to piss me off. | ||
| I think it's cool. | ||
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You think it's cool? | |
| That's awesome. | ||
| That's awesome that you handle it that way. | ||
| Because like, in a way, I mean, it's kind of insulting. | ||
| It's brave, it's bold of him, but it's also, it's like, Jesus Christ, there's levels to this world. | ||
| Let me know what I found out. | ||
| This gentleman, he was a mayor in this town in the Midwest, and I talked to him before, and he was one of those stern guys. | ||
| He always got the bills, paid, always got your lights on, always got everything right and perfect, but he didn't have a good personality. | ||
| And he almost lost to a guy that didn't do anything. | ||
| He shitted on people's taxes, he messed it, but he hung out with the people. | ||
| He smoked cigarettes with them, he drank with them, he ate with them, he hung on their porch with them. | ||
| And that's when you learn you can't take yourself too serious. | ||
| I don't mean the world will turn on you if you take yourself too serious. | ||
| Who the hell am I to take myself too serious? | ||
| Made all this money, got this reputation, and now I'm looking at people, screw-facing them now. | ||
| I have a great life. | ||
| How am I gonna be mad at somebody? | ||
| Really, if you think about it, when my ego's not involved, how can I really be mad at somebody? | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| That's a beautiful attitude, and you're so right, because there's so many people that are so concentrating on... | ||
| They're concentrating so much on succeeding and doing great things. | ||
| That was me. | ||
| I just wanted to win so bad. | ||
| I wanted to be somebody so bad, it wasn't even funny. | ||
| Yeah, and you forget what life is about. | ||
| Life is about, thank you, life is enjoying moments. | ||
| Life is a balance and life is, your legacy is not what you accomplished, it's what your children say about you at the end of the day. | ||
| They know who you are. | ||
| They know what you're hiding that you don't want no one else to see. | ||
| I'm sure you are a fan of Miyamoto Musashi. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Tell me about the Japanese warrior. | ||
| Book of Five Rings. | ||
| He was all about balance. | ||
| That was his whole thing. | ||
| A samurai has to be an artist. | ||
| You have to be able to do calligraphy. | ||
| You have to be able to paint. | ||
| You have to be able to write poetry. | ||
| He felt like if you had any imbalance, like if you were too aggressive or too peaceful, like any imbalance was dangerous. | ||
| He's like, you had to be perfectly centered. | ||
| So you had to be a person who understood all things. | ||
| That's true, too. | ||
| You had to do artwork, everything. | ||
| That's true, but... | ||
| Everybody can express themselves being centered. | ||
| People have to be totally insane to express themselves, totally introverted to express themselves, and I don't know why it's like that. | ||
| I think he's talking about it from a point of fighting with swords. | ||
| Self-control. | ||
| Most fighters are... | ||
| Our main problem is self-control. | ||
| That's what I mean. | ||
| For sure. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah, and it gets worse as you get more successful and more destructive and more, you know, you're a conqueror, you're the fucking guy in Sports Illustrated, you're the fucking man. | ||
| I mean, it's just, when you're a guy who's in a position like you were in when you were 20 years old, like, I've had this conversation with many people, like, do you understand the kind of self-control it would take to be the baddest man on the planet and you're only 20? | ||
| Yeah, it takes a lot of self-control. | ||
| It's crazy! | ||
| It's a crazy position to be in. | ||
| So, like, imbalance at that point in your life was almost impossible. | ||
| It wasn't no balance. | ||
| It was strict fighting. | ||
| It was strict. | ||
| It's too much this. | ||
| It was this. | ||
| It was this. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| I can't make that happen. | ||
| I got to do better tomorrow. | ||
| That was bad. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I got to move my head. | ||
| I got hit today. | ||
| I got a black guy. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Cuts are going to be mad at me if he see me do this. | ||
| If he see me get hit. | ||
| Everything was on being perfect. | ||
| Do you think that that's what it takes to make someone who is as good as you, as young as you? | ||
| You have to be completely obsessed. | ||
| Me, Mike Tyson, I'm an obsessed mentality type of person. | ||
| And at that point in time, I mean, to achieve what you achieved so quickly, too, you know, like you met Cuss when you were like, what, 13? | ||
| 12. 12. So from 12 to 20, I mean, that's wild. | ||
| That's a wild ride. | ||
| Well, 12 to 19, he died when I was 19, but the fact is, um... | ||
| I put so much of myself into boxing my emotions and everything. | ||
| That was magnificent. | ||
| That was great. | ||
| But then when I came to life, it was disastrous. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Imagine being the guy that's just so, boom, always in the person's face. | ||
| Hey, hey, that's what. | ||
| Hey, baby, I love you. | ||
| Hey, hey, what's this? | ||
| Hey, hey, what's this? | ||
| And I'm just that manic type of person. | ||
| With everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love you, but he's going to stop. | ||
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Stop. | |
| Hey, what did I do? | ||
| Hey, stop talking. | ||
| I promise. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Do you know Neil Brennan? | ||
| Neil Brennan, the comedian. | ||
| Very funny comedian, but he has a funny joke about football players. | ||
| Football players are getting violent altercations. | ||
| He goes, he just did football outside of football. | ||
| That's all it is. | ||
| He gets paid to do football. | ||
| Like dudes who crash into people on a regular basis and tackle people. | ||
| He's getting paid to do that. | ||
| He just did football when it wasn't, you know. | ||
| No, he did it illegally. | ||
| Yes, he did it illegally. | ||
| He did football when it wasn't time to do football. | ||
| I did boxing when it wasn't time to do boxing. | ||
| When it was out of season. | ||
| Yeah, it was out of season! | ||
| Sometimes we do our sports when it's out of season and we get in trouble. | ||
| But those things added to your mystique. | ||
| Like when you got in that fight with Mitch Blood Green in some... | ||
| was it... | ||
| Dapper Dan. | ||
| Dapper Dan, yeah. | ||
| Dapper Dan's. | ||
| And that was like, that added to your mystique. | ||
| Like when you crashed your car, gave it to the cops. | ||
| Like that added to your mystique. | ||
| It was just wild, impulsive shit. | ||
| But it's like, almost like that's what people want. | ||
| From the greatest boxer on the planet. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Just chaos. | ||
| It's part of the fun ride. | ||
| I was a nobody that wanted to be somebody so bad. | ||
| That's what it was. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you were, quickly. | ||
| Obviously you were supremely confident, but did you ever have moments where you couldn't even believe it was real? | ||
| Right now. | ||
| I'm waiting for somebody to say, get up nigga and go back to that cell. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, there's no getting used to some things. | ||
| There's just no getting used to it. | ||
| How do you really get used to understanding yourself when everyone tells you you're the greatest? | ||
| That's what the gentleman was talking about, the five rings. | ||
| How do you acknowledge yourself? | ||
| You obviously were the greatest. | ||
| But there's almost like a samurai way of looking at it where you acknowledge it, but you don't think about it. | ||
| And I don't know who the fuck is capable of doing that. | ||
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No one's capable of doing that at 20. In order to be in the master, you have to be the idiot first. | |
| Right. | ||
| You can't be the master without being an idiot. | ||
| You can't be a master and become a master. | ||
| You have to make the mistakes to become a master. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You have to be a fool. | ||
| If you're not a fool, you're not learning. | ||
| Hell, you have to be a fool. | ||
| You have to be a fool to even think you want to reach that level. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You have to be a fool. | ||
| And, you know, it's a funny thing because a lot of people are scared of trying anything new. | ||
| Skiing. | ||
| Anything. | ||
| Anything they never did. | ||
| Ice skating. | ||
| People are afraid. | ||
| Because you think about the early times when you were learning something. | ||
| You're fucking terrible at it. | ||
| There's nothing more terrifying than being terrible at fighting. | ||
| And you're learning fighting around people that are really good at it. | ||
| And if you enter into that realm, you have to be a really courageous person to be a beginner in fighting. | ||
| Listen, You always benefit from fighting because people who don't fight well teach people to fight well. | ||
| That's normally how it goes. | ||
| You never hear no great legendary fighter being a great trainer. | ||
| It's probably 1%. | ||
| Like Emmanuel Stewart is a great example, right? | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Emmanuel Stewart is not a guy that people knew as a great heavyweight fighter, but my God, what a fucking trainer he was. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| When you don't fight, you can teach. | ||
| In everything. | ||
| There's some guys that are... | ||
| But, like, Freddie Roach was a good fighter, and Freddie Roach is an amazing coach. | ||
| There's exceptions, right? | ||
| They're very 1%, though. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The perception's so small. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| Like, everybody has their role, right? | ||
| What do you think of these fighters, guys like me? | ||
| Don't you think we have a little bit too much self-centered to really get involved with somebody? | ||
| Yeah, it's totally possible. | ||
| If they don't pick it up quickly, we lose our interest because they think they should be like us, or they should be... | ||
| Dedicated like us. | ||
| They should stop fucking eating and losing weight when they don't need to lose weight. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| I could imagine that you wouldn't be interested. | ||
| It's like a great man who is a great fighter at one point in his time stops thinking about himself. | ||
| You're always working on yourself. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| Listen, if you know who you are at this stage of your life, then you're very limited. | ||
| If I know who I am at this stage, we're 55 years old and I know who I am. | ||
| This is never going to change. | ||
| This is who I am right now. | ||
| I'm going to be a very limited person. | ||
| Every day of our life we change without even knowing. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Without even knowing we change. | ||
| That's at every age, right? | ||
| That's at 12, that's at 35. We're growing. | ||
| We're on work in progress. | ||
| I notice the older I get, The closer I am to my past, I started meeting people when I was seven years old, eight years old. | ||
| Now, I'm 55. I became world champion. | ||
| They won 25 or 50 Grammys or platinum albums or something. | ||
| And we just went on a different world, but we came from that brilliant little cesspool. | ||
| Also, they probably also can relate to you because they can't believe their life is real either. | ||
| No, they tell me that too, yeah. | ||
| Everybody says that. | ||
| They all say they have like imposter syndrome. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Except Dave Chappelle. | ||
| I think Dave Chappelle is just supposed to be here. | ||
| Dave Chappelle doesn't have any, like before shows, he's the coolest cucumber I've ever seen before a show. | ||
| He just is relaxed. | ||
| Just relaxed, listen to like Nina Simone music, and then he just goes out and does his thing. | ||
| Everyone, I don't care who you are, everyone focuses on who they are. | ||
| Yes, everyone does. | ||
| We're all we have to think about. | ||
| What do you think about? | ||
| We are all we really have to think about besides our children. | ||
| And even though we have children, we're our center of our attention. | ||
| And the great coaches find those people and make them better. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You have to bring it out of them. | ||
| Yeah, but you have to have one of those people. | ||
| No one could ignite me in that customado. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's totally different. | ||
| It's just different. | ||
| It was so emotional involved. | ||
| Do you think it would be possible if you met a young man that reminded you of yourself when you were his age and that would excite you to train him? | ||
| If he was so excited about it. | ||
| And so dedicated and driven and talented and you felt like he would do everything you told him to do and he would listen to you. | ||
| Listen, you know how special you have to be to be a trainer? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I don't care how great you are as a fighter. | ||
| I don't care how great you are as a skier. | ||
| You know how great you have to be to be a trainer? | ||
| It takes more to be a great trainer than to be a great fighter. | ||
| Do you think it's because a great trainer has to be able to teach all kinds of styles? | ||
| No, a great trainer... | ||
| Styles have nothing to do with the morale behind the style. | ||
| The morale behind the style. | ||
| Imagine if you have the greatest style, but don't have the great determination and anticipation. | ||
| They don't inspire you. | ||
| Yeah, you ain't gonna be nothing. | ||
| When you have a relationship like yours with Cuss when you're 13 years old, that's the magic relationship in boxing. | ||
| When people talk about the mentor... | ||
| Mentors are everything. | ||
| Your job is to make your mentor happy. | ||
| If you do that, you accomplish your job. | ||
| The way you did it, man, it's like, it's one of those stories like a movie story. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's like if you saw your life, if your life wasn't a real life and somebody wrote it in a movie, I'd be like, ah, a little too much. | ||
| No, they don't know how mean we are. | ||
| We were mean, baby. | ||
| We wanted that belt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's also just being so fortunate to have met a guy like Cuss. | ||
| Incredible, huh? | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Just the stars align for you, you know? | ||
| And that's what we all need to realize, that they don't align for everybody. | ||
| Because it's been written in life. | ||
| Everything's been written since the beginning of time. | ||
| Do you think that everything's been written like it all has a purpose to it? | ||
| It's all going, moving towards a certain goal? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Do you see that when you get really high, too? | ||
| When I do mushrooms or any time I do anything psychedelic, I have this weird thought that all of this is playing out towards a very predetermined outcome. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| All of this is what we're doing now, me and you and everybody, is a beautiful process of dying. | ||
| Once you're born, the process begins. | ||
| And that's what it is. | ||
| And you're dying as the world is changing rapidly around you, as more people have access to information. | ||
| No, by you dying, you change the world. | ||
| That too. | ||
| By you living, you change the world. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| I think death got a bad rap. | ||
| No, it has a bad rap. | ||
| That's a great quote, though. | ||
| If life is beautiful, how could death be bad? | ||
| Well, it's inevitable, right? | ||
| Without life, there wouldn't be death. | ||
| Without death, there wouldn't be life. | ||
| How could they both be bad? | ||
| You think God would want us to be born and be scared about dying? | ||
| That's all. | ||
| We're born, now we're scared to die. | ||
| Well, we want to stay alive, but we can't be scared of something that's inevitable, right? | ||
| No, we can't. | ||
| We could be afraid, but we just can't cling to life. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And God wants us to be afraid. | ||
| He still wants us to think after this is nothing. | ||
| I would like to think that he would think that we would believe after this, there's more than this. | ||
| I believe once you die, you begin to live. | ||
| That's my theory of dying. | ||
| It certainly could be that. | ||
| You tell that to a pragmatic scientist, they'll act like we're crazy. | ||
| But I think that if you have a psychedelic experience, one of the things you say to yourself is, okay, what is this? | ||
| How is this even real? | ||
| Tell us the best science in the world. | ||
| Explain your existence. | ||
| Ask him to explain his existence. | ||
| Explain your existence after you've done DMT. Yeah, really. | ||
| Explain your existence. | ||
| Now explain your existence. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| You can live in the threshold of your birth-to-death life and just operate by society's rules and only think about the things that matter to your bottom line, your bank account and things like that, but you're missing out on a lot of mistakes. | ||
| I just don't believe that. | ||
| I think your consciousness tells you. | ||
| You may not follow your consciousness. | ||
| You may be afraid to react, but I think your consciousness tells you and you're just intimidated to move or react. | ||
| I'm just totally different. | ||
| Ignore it. | ||
| Anything that I'm afraid to do, I do it. | ||
| Anything I'm afraid to do. | ||
| Ask the most prettiest girl in the world. | ||
| I do this. | ||
| I work for this position in life. | ||
| Anything I'm afraid to do, I just do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And not afraid of the results. | ||
| Well, I'm afraid of results, but I act as if I'm not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a great way to live your life. | ||
| If you could just find things that challenge you all the time. | ||
| Find things that scare you all the time and do them as often as possible. | ||
| And when you realize it, really not many. | ||
| Really think about it. | ||
| Really losing your children and death. | ||
| After that, what was really scary? | ||
| Yeah, most of it you get over. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And then you're just a part of this whole system that leads up to people. | ||
| What led up to this, to me, and what led up to you, our generation? | ||
| Now our generation will lead up to something else. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to lead up to a totally new kind of human being. | ||
| Someone who grows up with the internet. | ||
| It'll be a different human being and maybe a different species. | ||
| Eventually, I think so. | ||
| Maybe we'll become a different species. | ||
| It's too much... | ||
| There's just too much scientific science out there that people are dibbling and dabbling in. | ||
| All of a sudden they start seeing these animals that look deformed with human beings' hands and heads and stuff. | ||
| They've made human-monkey chimeras. | ||
| That means they've combined the DNA of a human and a monkey. | ||
| No, we're talking about how they did this. | ||
| I think they only did it in the embryotics. | ||
| I don't think they actually raised one to a full-grown living animal. | ||
| And the monkey arm's like this. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It goes right here. | ||
| Instead of going here, his muscles go right here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a video that someone sent me of a monkey pulling this dude's head off. | ||
| Pulling this dude's scalp off his head. | ||
| Just jumps on top of this dude, bites into his head, and peels back his scalp. | ||
| It's a chimpanzee. | ||
| No, it's a tiny little monkey. | ||
| That's what's crazy. | ||
| Here, I'll send it to Jamie. | ||
| Because it's a tiny little monkey, and the dude is in India. | ||
| You got it? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this dude is in India. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| So the dude thinks he's being friendly with this monkey. | ||
| The monkey's sitting in his lap, and the monkey just grabs him out of nowhere. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Don't do this to me, man! | ||
| Don't do this to me! | ||
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He bit his head and pulled his fucking scalp off. | |
| Yo, listen, man. | ||
| That's just a little monkey. | ||
| That ain't even a big monkey. | ||
| You ever watch the chimpanzees when they hunt those monkeys? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And they hunt them and then they rip them, break them while they're alive, eating their hands. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They jump, they really consider it. | ||
| They break off one hand and feed it to the other monkeys. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They share. | ||
| Share parts of the monkey while they're eating and alive. | ||
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And alive. | |
| You saw that? | ||
| It's screaming. | ||
| I'm one of those guys that get into stuff like that. | ||
| You know, Mike, they didn't even know about that until the 90s. | ||
| They didn't know that they regularly hunted monkeys. | ||
| They thought they lived off of fruits and vegetables like gorillas. | ||
| Gorillas just eat plants. | ||
| It's crazy, the way they do it. | ||
| If a gorilla's hungry, they eat meat. | ||
| I bet he will. | ||
| But most of the time, they're just eating plants, whereas the chimps really like eating monkeys. | ||
| It's just something about a little face. | ||
| When the chimp is grabbing it and pulling it apart, and the little face is like... | ||
| Listen, it's the power of being in control. | ||
| it's just horrific to watch a monkey get eaten by a chimp no but the real deal is that's who we are we're taught to be human beings we're animals taught to be human beings and just like some animals some are more intelligent some learn faster than others that's why some of us are still in the animal stage of life right laughing Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That process is going somewhere, right? | ||
| It's going towards some very peaceful time. | ||
| But I think that's one of the things that people love so much about violence and conflict. | ||
| Even watching stuff like that, it reminds us. | ||
| It excites us because it reminds us, oh, we're just animals. | ||
| We're animals, too. | ||
| Talk to be human. | ||
| But also, it reminds us not to be the weak one. | ||
| Yeah, don't be that dude. | ||
| That monkey's climbing on you. | ||
| It's punking you. | ||
| You're the one. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Mean chimpanzee. | ||
| Look how evil that chimpanzee is. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That is a crazy photo. | ||
| They're so powerful, too. | ||
| Oh, insanely powerful. | ||
| They can rip your face right off. | ||
| Do you know about the giant chimps that they found in the Congo? | ||
| Do you know about this? | ||
| Let's check them out. | ||
| There's a group of chimps that they found in the Congo that are a subspecies. | ||
| Let's check them out. | ||
| Yeah, it's... | ||
| They're called the Bondo Ape. | ||
| There's a guy named Carl Armand. | ||
| He's a Swiss wildlife photographer. | ||
| Or maybe he's from Sweden. | ||
| And this dude has been... | ||
| He sets up these camera traps in the Congo to try to capture them. | ||
| To try to get photos of them. | ||
| Because they're a rare subspecies of chimp that grows like six feet tall. | ||
| They weigh over 300 pounds. | ||
| They're fucking huge. | ||
| Maybe somebody's been a scientist in a laboratory with them. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think there used to be a bunch of different primate species that died off. | ||
| Look at some people. | ||
| There's been these animals that they found. | ||
| It looks like it got teeth, but it looks like a fish, and it got clans. | ||
| It's just a freaky thing. | ||
| I guarantee you they fucked with some animals and made some hybrid animals. | ||
| They definitely have done that. | ||
| But with this chimp, this is in such a remote part of the Congo. | ||
| It's so difficult to get there, and there's all these civil wars in that area. | ||
| It's very dangerous to get through there. | ||
| Listen, um... | ||
| They get anywhere. | ||
| You don't think when we driving by, you see nothing but mountains and no green. | ||
| You don't think there's people under those mountains or some kind like this, like this. | ||
| I'll do it in a laboratory. | ||
| So that's, that's, oh no, that's that chimpanzee. | ||
| That's the evil one in the worst. | ||
| Isn't that the one that looks like a human? | ||
| I think we're looking at a different thing. | ||
| No, that's the most evil. | ||
| That one's down here. | ||
| That one where the guys are taking the photograph with it, the dead one, that's legit. | ||
| They shot this one at an airport in the Congo, and it's fucking huge. | ||
| I mean, you look at the size of those guys. | ||
| It's bigger than them, and it's a chimp. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| And so they called this one, they called them, they had two different names for chimps. | ||
| That's Thoughts Watch right there. | ||
| That's Thoughts Watch. | ||
| They had two different words for chimps. | ||
| One was tree beaters, and the other one was lion killers. | ||
| That photo where they're holding that one up, that's another one. | ||
| I mean, that's a giant fucking chimpanzee. | ||
| It's way bigger than normal. | ||
| And one of the things about them is they have these crests down the top of their skull, like a mohawk, that gorillas have. | ||
| But chimps don't normally have that. | ||
| So they're an odd subspecies. | ||
| And there's not that many of them. | ||
| They're in this one area of the Congo. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| I just think, um... | ||
| At the beginning we were a different species of people. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| As you see during the period when we see these people that, what do you call them? | ||
| The people that do all the digging? | ||
| Oh yeah, anthropologists. | ||
| Anthropologists, yeah. | ||
| Archaeologists. | ||
| I've seen them, and one particular, it was about Amazons, and one picture that had this one Amazon, she must have been the queen, because she was dead, she was like this, and she had a man in her feet. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He was dead, and she was on top of him. | ||
| That was how she died? | ||
| That's how they buried her? | ||
| That's how they buried her, yeah. | ||
| In Russia, Ukraine, somewhere. | ||
| That's heavy. | ||
| That's a lady that needs a lot of attention. | ||
| Oh, but there's a bunch of them. | ||
| Listen, they have statues of men fighting the Amazon. | ||
| They got guys grabbing them by their head. | ||
| They got women fighting them back, cutting, you know, jumping on men. | ||
| They got statues of it. | ||
| Amazon's fighting. | ||
| There's all kinds of people out there. | ||
| Imagine if that's a real thing, if it was a real tribe of super women fighters. | ||
| You didn't believe that? | ||
| You think it's a fairy tale? | ||
| I don't think it's a fairy tale. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I just don't know anything about it. | ||
| Real thing, baby. | ||
| Real thing. | ||
| Real deal, baby. | ||
| So, Amazon women. | ||
| Like a tribal group of women. | ||
| Remove their right breath so they can shoot. | ||
| That's all real? | ||
| Do you know about this journey? | ||
| Yeah, they found them buried. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| They removed the right tits so they can shoot. | ||
| Ow! | ||
| And they enslaved their babies. | ||
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Oh god damn, that's crazy to do. | |
| If that's true, that is one of the wildest things a person's ever done for combat. | ||
| Remove part of your body so you can shoot a bow better. | ||
| Makes sense though. | ||
| Well, you know, they have their hairstyles. | ||
| That doesn't make sense. | ||
| Engage, right? | ||
| They elongate their head. | ||
| You know why that doesn't make sense? | ||
| Because if you're shooting a bow right, your tit shouldn't even come into play. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| That's back then. | ||
| They may have shot it differently then. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I believe that too. | ||
| This is a myth busted thing. | ||
| It's a myth? | ||
| Yeah, it says it's a fake fact. | ||
| Well, I was just thinking about, because I shoot bows and arrows. | ||
| I do archery. | ||
| And when you use proper technique, the boobs don't even come into play. | ||
| The string goes from here to here. | ||
| So you're pulling this back. | ||
| I don't believe anything during this. | ||
| They had different signs then than they had now. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| They might have had different bows. | ||
| Maybe they just realized they could hold the bow better and not have to chop a tail off. | ||
| Maybe they had different gods and they believed different things. | ||
| That's for sure. | ||
| Most religion was superstition before it became religion. | ||
| Religion was superstition. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| We still are superstitious. | ||
| I am. | ||
| You know, we're the biggest Muslims, biggest Christians, biggest Mormons. | ||
| We're still superstitious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And our religion tells superstition is bullcrap. | ||
| But we're more superstitious than we are religious. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Some people are pretty religious. | ||
| Some people believe, oh, that black cat crossed the path. | ||
| Oh, no, you believe that. | ||
| People believe the superstition. | ||
| Do you ever imagine what it would be like to live in a different time when there was no written history? | ||
| And what those people must have been like just passing down knowledge, just talking to each other before they figured out how to write things down? | ||
| Those are the greatest people of the beginning of the world. | ||
| Those people, they gave us thought. | ||
| They gave us the biggest freedom that we could ever have in our life. | ||
| They gave us thought. | ||
| Imagine we're still quoting them. | ||
| We're still quoting Aristotle. | ||
| We're still quoting Socrates. | ||
| We're still quoting Genghis Khan. | ||
| We're quoting people from thousands of years ago. | ||
| It's pretty wild. | ||
| Because no matter how sophisticated we become, power is everything. | ||
| We don't quote them because they had great quotes. | ||
| We quote them because they were powerful men that had great quotes. | ||
| There's that and there's also just geniuses like Galileo. | ||
| Imagine hanging out with that dude. | ||
| No, listen, these guys are not cool hanging out with. | ||
| Listen, all these geniuses, we like to be friends with them, but we don't want to live with them. | ||
| That's probably true, right? | ||
| Oh, we don't want to live with these genius friends of ours. | ||
| Oh, they got so many habits. | ||
| Oh, what the fuck, nigga? | ||
| Fucking goddamn, though, you need them. | ||
| You need those geniuses. | ||
| You're like, nigga, you washing again? | ||
| Some people just wash all day. | ||
| They just wash. | ||
| They take three showers. | ||
| I have a friend, every time he takes a shit, he takes a shower. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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That's a lot of work. | |
| Every time he takes a shit, he takes a shower. | ||
| Why are you doing that? | ||
| I took a shit. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Every time he takes a shit, he takes a shower. | ||
| It's a clean man. | ||
| No, he's an asshole. | ||
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He's an asshole. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| Those are weird habits that we have. | ||
| I leave him next time. | ||
| Every time he goes, I just leave. | ||
| I ain't gonna leave. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| You go to the bathroom and you gotta take a shower. | ||
| How long does it take for? | ||
| I just don't want to do it, man. | ||
| I don't know how long. | ||
| You gotta take a shit, then you gotta take a shower? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here, man. | ||
| Why does your buddy go use your bathroom? | ||
| Where's your towels? | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| He's in there hosing down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sick people. | ||
| Man, just being around Galileo and he's trying to tell you, hey man, all this shit they think about where the earth is and the sun is, they're all wrong. | ||
| Everybody's wrong. | ||
| He was getting high with some people, there's no doubt. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| Do you ever look at the history of drugs? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Holy moly! | ||
| We're talking about the burning bush and everything's in there, man. | ||
| Yeah, the burning bush. | ||
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Yeah, the burning bush is DMT. I love the burning bush. | |
| It makes sense. | ||
| They say that that tree that is in that area, the acacia tree, that tree is rich in DMT. This book I read, what's the word? | ||
| The Thing? | ||
| What was it? | ||
| I forgot, but I did it in an audio book, and if you heard this guy reading, you'd think this guy is hot. | ||
| What is it about? | ||
| I forgot the... | ||
| Have you read, there's a great audio book that I listen to called The Immortality Key. | ||
| And I had a guy on the podcast who wrote the book. | ||
| Immortal Code? | ||
| No, The Immortality Key is all about psychedelics in ancient religions. | ||
| And it's, he's got, they've opened up a field of study at Harvard, so they're studying this at Harvard now. | ||
| All the ancient Greeks, they were all tripping. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what they were doing. | ||
| They have evidence now, Mike. | ||
| They found these ancient pots that they use for their ceremonies and there's an LSD residue on them. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Alexander the Great, when he went to, listen, he fell in love with the Afghan people. | ||
| When he went there, he got fucked up. | ||
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I'm sure. | |
| He said, oh, I love you guys. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| Your guys are so beautiful. | ||
| God made your guys so beautiful. | ||
| God. | ||
| All his men, like every one of his men, they got killed. | ||
| Next thing you know, they got Afghanian generals. | ||
| They say, we're supposed to rule these people. | ||
| Why we got these guys like generals? | ||
| He fell in love with them. | ||
| They got him high off the hash and all that. | ||
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Wow. | |
| They fell in love with him. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| It really does. | ||
| That's why you see the Afghanis that got that bushy hair? | ||
| Alexander, his men, the Greeks back then, they were mixed back then, the Greeks, so they had the bushy hair, too. | ||
| You look at the Greeks now, they don't have the bushy hair like they had back then. | ||
| They were mountain men. | ||
| Well, we know the Vikings took a lot of mushrooms. | ||
| We knew that. | ||
| Listen, the Vikings are just getting high on anything. | ||
| Blood, bones, whatever, man. | ||
| The Vikings, that was an interesting... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That was interesting. | ||
| There's nothing, you know... | ||
| Nothing like that. | ||
| You would think they're not savages. | ||
| They're just great fighters. | ||
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Right. | |
| But they live a very respectable life, healthy life, great culture. | ||
| Great. | ||
| There was a strong culture, like a fierce warrior culture. | ||
| And then those people, like, populated places like Iceland. | ||
| I know, but listen, those guys, those vicious savages, those guys are farmers. | ||
| Look at these vikings. | ||
| They're marauders. | ||
| These guys are farmers. | ||
| They're just farmers that know how to fight. | ||
| After a while, they did kind of become farmers, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| More than fighting, you gotta eat. | ||
| You gotta set up your civilization. | ||
| You gotta sanitize the civilization. | ||
| What was that show on? | ||
| It was on A&E or something like that? | ||
| What was Vikings on? | ||
| Yeah, Vikings. | ||
| That was a good fucking show. | ||
| I got into it with my wife for a while. | ||
| We watched it for a few seasons, but she got tired of watching people get chopped up. | ||
| A lot of people got chopped up back then. | ||
| But they were doing it because they were dying. | ||
| They needed to expand. | ||
| Well, they also sacrificed people's lives and shit, like they had human sacrifice, and in one of the episodes it's like, whoa. | ||
| And it's based all around what they really did, how the Vikings really lived, with some liberties. | ||
| The Vikings became Tsars, the Vikings became kings, the Vikings took over the world, they became African kings. | ||
| Listen there, they became kings, they took over the world. | ||
| Even in different cultures, even in the Chinese, the black culture, they have Viking blood. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Because what the Westman called it, the Vandals went to Africa. | ||
| The Vandals went to Africa. | ||
| It's wild when you see all those people that live in Iceland and how fucking big they are. | ||
| Like those giant strongmen guys, most of them are from Iceland. | ||
| It's like a large percentage of those strongest men in the world guys are all from Iceland. | ||
| They're fucking huge up there. | ||
| It's weird in the cold they get bigger and in the heat they get smaller. | ||
| That's what deer do too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a mammal thing. | ||
| Yeah, they're warm so they stay smaller. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, when it's hot out, it's easier to disperse the energy if you have a smaller body. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| If you see the Siberian tiger and you see the Indian tiger, ooh, totally different. | ||
| Siberian's way bigger, right? | ||
| Monsters! | ||
| Monsters! | ||
| Isn't that interesting? | ||
| But them Indian ones are mean as fuck. | ||
| Those are mean as fuck. | ||
| I think the Siberians, they're so cold, they have to be mean. | ||
| They're hungry all the time. | ||
| They can fight a polar bear. | ||
| That's true, too. | ||
| I wonder which one eats people more. | ||
| I bet it would be the Indian one. | ||
| Yeah, because they know what happens. | ||
| You know in Siberia, you know how fucking much land they have out there in Siberia? | ||
| That's ice before you can reach civilization. | ||
| In India, they keep infringing on their land, so they have one-on-one confrontation with the tiger in India. | ||
| They keep approaching on his land, cutting down trees, and he needs the big trees to hide, and they run right into him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you see the tiger on that thing when he jumped on the elephant and took the guy's fingers off? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He looked so beautiful when they opened up the tiger. | ||
| It's crazy that he knew that there was a person on top of that elephant, too. | ||
| It wasn't just the elephant. | ||
| He wanted to get the guy on top of the elephant. | ||
| Yeah, because there was a tiger around killing some cows and stuff. | ||
| So they were looking for him, and they were hitting the trees, and he just came and went in the air. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And I was on the elephant. | ||
| The elephant's like 10, 11 foot tall. | ||
| Imagine seeing that thing flying through the air trying to get you. | ||
| He's like 700 pounds coming at you. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| That's how big they get. | ||
| Look at his hair go right here. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look, that's more than 10. Oh, my God. | ||
| That thing flew. | ||
| Look at this guy. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| You see him moving? | ||
| Oh, you see this dirty motherfucker moving? | ||
| Look how slick he is. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He came out of nowhere. | ||
| Out of nowhere. | ||
| Wow! | ||
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God! | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That's the guy that lost his stuff, huh? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| His arm got fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, he was eating that stuff. | ||
| So he was eating cows, and they were trying to kick him out of the area. | ||
| And they came on these, look at the elephant, like 10 foot tall, man. | ||
| Could you imagine that job? | ||
| You gotta keep the monsters out of the grass. | ||
| Look at the mouth. | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| Look at that fucking mouth, just looking to eat you, murder you. | ||
| And what, this guy just froze. | ||
| He froze. | ||
| There's this area of India called the Sundarbans and it's this river where the water is not quite fresh. | ||
| It's all brackish. | ||
| There's too much salt in the water. | ||
| And they think it might be one of the reasons why the tigers are so aggressive there. | ||
| They're constantly irritated. | ||
| But the tigers in that area have killed some insane amount of people over the last hundred years. | ||
| You've heard a tiger grab that lady out of the car? | ||
| Oh, yeah, I did. | ||
| When they had an argument, they had an argument, so she got out the car. | ||
| Get the fuck out the car, nigga. | ||
| Get the fuck out the car. | ||
| And the guy tried to run back, and the next thing you know, he ran to the car. | ||
| He said, hold on, let them go. | ||
| You know, she lived. | ||
| The mother died. | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| Yeah, the mother died. | ||
| Because the mother went to save her, and the mother got killed by a tiger. | ||
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Whew. | |
| She fucking lived. | ||
| That thing dragged her off. | ||
| Whatever she gets, I just want to argue with a motherfucker. | ||
| Say, get out the car, nigga! | ||
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Get the fuck out! | |
| I don't want to hear this shit! | ||
| Get the fuck out! | ||
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Alright! | |
| Could you imagine being with a woman who's so fucking crazy that she pulls one of those, get out the car. | ||
| That's what it was! | ||
| That's what it was! | ||
| In a fucking park filled with tigers. | ||
| I'm not going to say anybody deserves that, but some people need to just stop the bullshit, you know? | ||
| Nobody deserves that, but everybody should know that that's on the menu. | ||
| Don't get out the car! | ||
| Why would you get the fucking out the car? | ||
| Jamie, find that video, please. | ||
| Oh, Jamie, don't do this to society. | ||
| It's horrible that this happened, but, you know, it happened. | ||
| Listen, my wife thinks something's wrong with me, because, listen... | ||
| I was at one of my shows, and it was one of those elevated stage. | ||
| So the guy was like, I don't know, 40 feet in the air. | ||
| And he said, hey, Mike, you like my clothes? | ||
| And he tried to jump on the stage, but he jumped on his leg at the stage, and he kept going down. | ||
| I'm laughing. | ||
| My wife is looking at me. | ||
| Why are you laughing at people in Australia looking at me? | ||
| And I just couldn't help it. | ||
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Oh, man, check this out. | |
| Oh, look, she gets out of the car. | ||
| Get the fuck out of the car, nigga. | ||
| Stop, nigga. | ||
| Get the fuck out of the car. | ||
| I'm telling you, I'm tired of that bullshit. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| So she's making all this noise. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Just come here. | ||
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I mean, god damn. | |
| I thought I would be the last. | ||
| Look what she said. | ||
| Get out the car. | ||
| Get out the car now. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Get out now. | ||
| She's out of that car for how long? | ||
| 15 seconds? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Get out the car now. | ||
| I command you. | ||
| Get the fuck out the car. | ||
| I'm tired of this shit, Bill. | ||
| What a wake-up call. | ||
| We need to know. | ||
| People need to know. | ||
| There's people like that in the world that will get out of a car and cause a crazy scene in a tiger park. | ||
| Addicted to chaos, man. | ||
| They're addicted to chaos. | ||
| I was in that world at once. | ||
| Addicted to chaos. | ||
| There's a lot of people addicted to chaos. | ||
| It's a drug. | ||
| It's a narcotic, man. | ||
| This area in the Sundarbans, these guys, they have to do a survey of how many tigers there are just so they can keep track, and they go with rifles, and they have these helmets on, and the helmets have a face on the back of the head. | ||
| Yeah, that's what I had to do. | ||
| I had a mask. | ||
| I had a mask. | ||
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Really? | |
| You had to do that? | ||
| When I turned around, I had a mask, yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| You had to do that or he would jump on you? | ||
| Well, they think I'm running and shit, and they're playing. | ||
| And if they accidentally, because they chew on my arm and stuff, and if they accidentally bite my head, they can hurt me by accident. | ||
| They don't mean it. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| When they're on my shoulder and arm, I let them bite me and my legs and stuff. | ||
| And you're just playing. | ||
| Yeah, but they can pierce my skull. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| How big did they get? | ||
| 600, 500. That's when they're eating good, man. | ||
| That's when they're eating good. | ||
| But you never felt nervous around them, or you never felt like they might kill one of your friends accidentally? | ||
| Definitely one of my friends and family members. | ||
| You know, the relationship with tigers and stuff are different than with lions and stuff. | ||
| Lions are like dogs and stuff. | ||
| They like hanging out with family, but tigers only hang out with you. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, only with you. | ||
| And you better hope he doesn't like one of your children. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Because then you can't play with your children. | ||
| He might kill you. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| That's what the tigers are crazy. | ||
| They get attached to one person. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| They're not no family people. | ||
| One person. | ||
| They don't fuck around with a whole bunch of people. | ||
| They're not like lying. | ||
| Lions hang out there on the front table of your table, hanging out with the family and stuff. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, tigers don't do that. | ||
| You notice in the wild, anything that see them, they're gonna kill. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They don't even want to be seen. | ||
| Only time they're with a female is when it's mating season. | ||
| That's the mating season. | ||
| If they see you, they're gonna kill you. | ||
| I wonder why they have that coloration, that beautiful pattern on their body. | ||
| I wonder if that's just because it's so... | ||
| When you see a tiger that looks that stunning, like all the... | ||
| I bet it makes you freeze more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because it's so stunning. | ||
| Like, they look so... | ||
| They look beautiful. | ||
| When I was over at a gentleman's house that had a tiger, we were talking about, and I saw this cat, it's called a tabby. | ||
| They're different than the stripe. | ||
| They have, like, patches of orange. | ||
| They're not stripes. | ||
| They're patches. | ||
| On like cream color. | ||
| And I was going to hug the cat. | ||
| He said, Mike, don't hug the cat. | ||
| Just go down a little. | ||
| It was so pretty. | ||
| I said, oh my God. | ||
| He said, no, Mike, don't touch it. | ||
| And I forget it wasn't my cat. | ||
| If it's not your cat, don't touch the cat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If it's not your cat, don't touch it. | ||
| Some cats will fuck you up. | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Without knowing. | ||
| They hit you. | ||
| They punch you just like. | ||
| Knock you cold. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Knock you cold. | ||
| But having a big cat for a pet. | ||
| I used to swim in the pool with them. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And enough swimming. | ||
| So what did you do when you weren't around? | ||
| Like, if you had to leave, if you had to go to camp, if you had to do anything, like, what did you do with the cats? | ||
| They came with me. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They traveled with you? | ||
| I had 18 wheels. | ||
| I have big trucks. | ||
| They live big, baby. | ||
| I'm the heavyweight champ of the world. | ||
| They live big. | ||
| When I go somewhere, they go with me. | ||
| Even if it takes days in the thing. | ||
| I would have them expedited on the plane. | ||
| I didn't care. | ||
| So when you got to a place, like say if you were training for a fight and you brought them with you, what would you do? | ||
| Have a cage set up for them? | ||
| No. | ||
| I would have the trucks. | ||
| I would always have the... | ||
| Encavement, already built at the house. | ||
| But first thing more than all, I would have my receipt for my tax. | ||
| You know, you have to have, every time they move, you have to have a license for them. | ||
| If they move to Vegas, all right, we have to have the Vegas. | ||
| Like, they move to New York, we need a New York license. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And New York is so hard to get a life for live animals, you know, endangered species. | ||
| So hard. | ||
| There was a dude, they found an alligator in his apartment. | ||
| Listen, an alligator. | ||
| No, no, that's not what happens. | ||
| This is what they had. | ||
| In New York, right? | ||
| Yes, in New York. | ||
| He had an alligator in the bathtub. | ||
| And he had a tiger. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And they started, oh, this is stupid. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Just listen to this. | ||
| No, you have to listen. | ||
| You gonna listen to this? | ||
| Yes, please. | ||
| He thought he was somebody's false parent. | ||
| The tiger and the lion started to fight. | ||
| No, the tiger and the alligator started to fight, and he tried to break it up. | ||
| Can you imagine you have an alligator and a tiger in your apartment? | ||
| No, listen. | ||
| How do you do that in New York City? | ||
| The tiger's 400 pounds, man. | ||
| Ain't no little tiger. | ||
| It's not a little tiger. | ||
| Remember the guy in the subway had a 500 pound tiger? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It was a guy that lived in New York in the subway. | ||
| He had a 500 pound tiger in the subway. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| Look at the size of that thing. | ||
| Look at this stuff. | ||
| Look at New York police. | ||
| Look, I told you. | ||
| This is in his house, man. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Look how big that thing is, man. | ||
| Joe, Joe. | ||
| Look how big that is. | ||
| No, no, Joe. | ||
| Joe, we're living with these cats. | ||
| Look, that's my cat that big. | ||
| But Joe, look. | ||
| We're living with these cats and they're not trained. | ||
| My cat lives with me, sleeps in my bed. | ||
| This is a wild cat, man! | ||
| Oh my god, look at the face on that thing! | ||
| You can't hang out with this cat, man! | ||
| They're so beautiful, though. | ||
| Look at his face. | ||
| Look at that face of that cat in the window with the cop. | ||
| That's the 42 fake-out, man. | ||
| That's so pretty. | ||
| He's hanging, by the way. | ||
| He's floating in the air. | ||
| He's looking at this cat. | ||
| Oh, he's dropping down from the ceiling. | ||
| From the roof. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He's like, ain't this some bullshit? | ||
| Look at that cat's face, though. | ||
| Look how pretty they are. | ||
| Oh no, that's the fake out, man. | ||
| That's how they get you to fucking stand still. | ||
| I think that's what I'm saying. | ||
| I think they're so beautiful, I think that might be it. | ||
| Because they're colorations in the... | ||
| I mean, it's not sneaky, right? | ||
| No, but this is the thing, right? | ||
| This is the thing. | ||
| I never understood about tigers, right? | ||
| They don't want you to look at them. | ||
| No, cats don't want you to look at them. | ||
| That's like a show of dominance. | ||
| Yeah, the tigers don't want you to look at them. | ||
| What's your fucking problem? | ||
| I'm going to play with them. | ||
| Dogs have a problem with that, too, sometimes. | ||
| They don't make that face-to-face stuff. | ||
| Well, they think you're challenging them. | ||
| That's what it is? | ||
| Yeah, they don't understand. | ||
| I'm thinking for my love. | ||
| I'm doing love. | ||
| I think you love me. | ||
| They don't know that. | ||
| When they love each other, it's like sideways action. | ||
| They love on each other, but they don't stare eye to eye. | ||
| Eye to eye is like, I don't know what you're thinking. | ||
| You might be challenging. | ||
| Next thing you know, you're going through your head. | ||
| Some dogs will do that if you eyeball them. | ||
| That's why this zoo is so crazy. | ||
| I never knew that since you said, look in the face. | ||
| They think you're challenging them for dominance. | ||
| Like, my golden retriever, you met my, um, Marshall. | ||
| When he was here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We have pictures of you cuddling with them. | ||
| They don't, um... | ||
| But those are, like, the sweetest dogs. | ||
| They don't challenge you ever. | ||
| So he never, like, really lets... | ||
| He looks me in the eyes just because we've known each other for so long. | ||
| He knows it's not, like, a challenging thing. | ||
| That we're just being sweet to each other. | ||
| But dog, even a dog like that doesn't like looking you in the eye. | ||
| They like looking around your eyes. | ||
| They look at your face. | ||
| You know, what's interesting about big cats, especially tigers... | ||
| If a tiger, if you go, like, I see my tiger running in the cave, man. | ||
| If I go and I see him and he's happy to see me, they run to the gate, I go in, I play with him, I bring him out with me. | ||
| But if I go there and they're like this, nah, the day's not the day to go in there. | ||
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You stare him eye to eye, he'll go, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| And then I ask, they're just looking at you, no, no, that's not a good day. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Don't go in there that day when they're just looking at you. | ||
| It's crazy that people love to have pets like that. | ||
| They love it. | ||
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To live in an apartment and have a tiger like that. | |
| How much did he have to feed it? | ||
| Listen. | ||
| And where's all the shit going? | ||
| They don't eat much, but they eat all day. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| They eat a little all day. | ||
| Well, they're so big. | ||
| So he must be just giving it raw meat, right? | ||
| Yeah, chicken. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of chicken. | ||
| I like giving them chicken and I give them horse meat. | ||
| Like you give them a whole chicken, right? | ||
| I give them two or three of them, but then I give them the horse meat. | ||
| This is when it gets fun when you get the whole side of a cow or a side of a horse. | ||
| Like this whole rib in you. | ||
| Just throw it in there and they slam it. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Hit it against the fence and hit it in the air and they grab it and they run inside. | ||
| Like a joke. | ||
| Did you ever see the video from the Iraqi zoo when the U.S. soldiers first took it over? | ||
| Did you ever see that? | ||
| No, no, he had the giraffes and all that stuff there. | ||
| Well, there was an Iraqi zoo and when the U.S. soldiers first got there, the way they would feed the lions, they would just let goats go. | ||
| Just let them go and let the lions kill them and everybody would watch. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| But isn't that the way they're supposed to do it? | ||
| No way. | ||
| Because they'll get too into killing things. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Oh, they made a movie about it? | ||
| Oh, no shit. | ||
| This is in Harlem, man. | ||
| Oh, Jamie, send me this. | ||
| Send me a link to this, please. | ||
| I need to watch this documentary. | ||
| That's the dude? | ||
| I don't want to say things about him. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| He's got a fucking tiger in his house. | ||
| No, listen. | ||
| These animals make you believe that you can control them. | ||
| They give you the four senses of security that you're in control. | ||
| They're smart. | ||
| They know what they're doing. | ||
| They say, oh, he really wants me to lay down with him and play with him? | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's so weird. | ||
| Oh really? | ||
| I'm gonna give him a fart. | ||
| Let me see how you like that. | ||
| Or maybe I do a good dump in the bed. | ||
| Let's see how he likes that. | ||
| You really like me? | ||
| Does shit right in your bed? | ||
| Nigga, no, but definitely. | ||
| I didn't have that, but they farted. | ||
| Farting, they might as well shit. | ||
| If they fart, they might as well shit. | ||
| How bad is a tiger fart? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Listen, the house fucked up. | ||
| All the windows gotta be open. | ||
| You gotta firmigate it. | ||
| You gotta call some motherfuckers in. | ||
| You know when they be smoking the house to clear the shade? | ||
| What the fuck happened? | ||
| They said, Mike, what the fuck happened, Mike? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You know, it makes sense. | ||
| All they eat is raw meat. | ||
| People are staying at my house. | ||
| Oh, fuck them. | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| They're back when they start leaving. | ||
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| Tiger farts make them leave. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I ain't doing this shit, Mike. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Of course tiger farts are the worst. | ||
| That only makes sense. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Listen, listen. | ||
| You have no idea. | ||
| You would think that this is not real. | ||
| This is not coming out of anything that breathes air. | ||
| This didn't come out of something that breathes air. | ||
| There's no fucking way, Joe. | ||
| I can only imagine. | ||
| I was talking to this dude who's a wildlife expert. | ||
| He said one of the more distressing parts about the zoo is that people get to stare at animals. | ||
| He goes, there's no other world where anything gets to stare, anything with eyes in the front of its face. | ||
| Hey, maybe you want to check at one time in life they did experiment when they put people in the zoo. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| You want to check that one out? | ||
| The human zoo? | ||
| And it was real people in there fucking in front of people looking at them, eating. | ||
| I don't want to give people any ideas. | ||
| I wouldn't want to have a human zoo because I wouldn't want people having any fucking ideas. | ||
| Listen, I know we don't like Alex Jones and stuff, but Listen, check this out, right? | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I know people don't know. | ||
| But listen, whatever you think a human did to another human being, it happened. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If anything, I don't know if it fucked me, ate or whatever it is, it happened. | ||
| Somewhere in history it definitely happened. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It probably happened somewhere this year. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And sometimes in these special camps and stuff, it happens. | ||
| These people own these thousands of acres and nothing grows on them. | ||
| Weird ranches where people meet and do rituals. | ||
| Might want to hunt a motherfucker and let him go. | ||
| That's not outside the realm of possibility. | ||
| I know, that's why I'm throwing it at you. | ||
| I guarantee you there's been someone somewhere in the world who paid someone to hunt a person. | ||
| I guarantee you that's happened. | ||
| Listen, no. | ||
| This is what happened. | ||
| They take these homeless people off the streets, put them in there, take them to one of these special hospitals, they take them from that hospital, may have them drugged up, take them on these large estates of property. | ||
| Let's hunt. | ||
| Run. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Nigga, run. | ||
| No, really, I really believe that. | ||
| I really believe that. | ||
| I think, well, that book, The Most Dangerous Game, didn't that come out in like the 30s? | ||
| It's an old, old book about that very thing, rich people hunting poor people. | ||
| The only reason we hunt the fox, why is the only reason we hunt fox? | ||
| I think there's their fur. | ||
| The fox is the only one that backstracts. | ||
| Oh, because it's sneaky. | ||
| He's the only one that backstracts. | ||
| If he chases, if he chases, he'll go forward, then he'll come backwards and go this way. | ||
| To trick you. | ||
| Yeah, that's why that's the only really challenging chase. | ||
| Everything else is too easy. | ||
| It's too simple-minded. | ||
| The fox is the only one that's challenging. | ||
| Oh, that's interesting. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| I never thought about it that way. | ||
| And so now they say, well, the fox is the most reasonable animal. | ||
| Let's try a human animal and see how reasonable he is. | ||
| Guaranteed. | ||
| Guaranteed someone's done that. | ||
| They want to challenge reasonability. | ||
| Let's see how he thinks. | ||
| How is he superior than us? | ||
| They're not going to do anything they think that's inferior than them. | ||
| They're going to study what they're going to attack or what they're going to make their victim. | ||
| For sure, people have done that, right? | ||
| Anything you think a human being could do, he did it to another human being. | ||
| But that one, like an organized one like that, where they're hunting someone, for sure that's happened. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| How much fun would that be? | ||
| No, you think about it. | ||
| Forget who's watching you and what people think about you, but how much fun would that be? | ||
| Depends on who the guy is. | ||
| No, that too. | ||
| Imagine if he's smarter than you. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| You know, and you can't catch him and he's smarter than you and he kills you. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| Don't they allow them to have some weapons and stuff? | ||
| And this kind of stuff. | ||
| I heard they allowed them to have women. | ||
| They didn't just chase them. | ||
| I'm sure there's different rules. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm sure different people have different ways of doing it to make it more sporting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, I think some people... | ||
| It's not sporting when they're not fighting back. | ||
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Right. | |
| I don't care how much of a smug you are. | ||
| It's just not as much excitement if a punch is not coming at you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Maybe they give you, like, a set of tools. | ||
| Then they'll know you're going to fail with. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it'll be interesting. | ||
| At least you have a possibility of succeeding. | ||
| Make it a little more exciting for them. | ||
| It becomes exciting. | ||
| You know, it only becomes exciting when the rabbit gets the gun. | ||
| If the rabbit don't have a gun, it tells me it's just going to be a shooting fish in a bucket. | ||
| Yeah, hunting a human being, Jesus Christ. | ||
| What a terrifying thought that people would be into doing that. | ||
| But if I had to guess yes or no, I would say definitely people have done it. | ||
| And there's going to be somebody with the ego saying, they're not going to kill me. | ||
| They're not going to kill me. | ||
| I'm going to survive this. | ||
| Especially if you put up a big prize reward. | ||
| You say, like, you know, I'll make five million bucks. | ||
| If you live, you make five million dollars. | ||
| No. | ||
| I bet a lot of people would tell you that. | ||
| It has nothing to do with money. | ||
| Just live or die. | ||
| Your instance of your life. | ||
| Right, but I mean, how many people would risk it just to see if they could win money? | ||
| Like if you had a show like that where you... | ||
| So look at it like this. | ||
| Say you were in poverty all your life. | ||
| If you know you... | ||
| If someone could take your heart right now out your heart, your parents, your family would be rich. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What would you do? | ||
| You might do it. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Well, some people will. | ||
| You might do it. | ||
| Some people would do it. | ||
| You'd be surprised how selfish some people are. | ||
| Right. | ||
| A lot of people would be like, no, I'll work this out on my own. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, take my family. | ||
| That's why you kill them. | ||
| I mean, it's one of those questions like, would you really believe them? | ||
| You're gonna let them kill you? | ||
| You believe they're gonna take care of your family? | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| That's a risky move. | ||
| Maybe you want to believe it. | ||
| Yeah, you want to believe it to end the suffering. | ||
| A person to take care of your family if you kill somebody you don't like, later before you do something really spectacular. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What does it really cost to take care of a family? | ||
| Depends on how you take care of them, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's a... | ||
| If you think that everything should be legal, that's where, you know, someone, a game show where someone tries to kill you, that's a fucked up thing to have legal. | ||
| Listen, what's the guy, what's my name, Barry something? | ||
| He was a spy. | ||
| What's the guy in the story? | ||
| Tell me my name, Barry something. | ||
| Barry Seal? | ||
| No, he was a talk show host. | ||
| Talk show host. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, oh. | ||
| Chuck Berry. | ||
| Chuck Berry. | ||
| He's a spy. | ||
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Chuck Berry. | |
| Yeah, from the bong show. | ||
| He's a fucking spy. | ||
| Is that real, though? | ||
| I always thought that Chuck Berry stuff... | ||
| Come on. | ||
| They made a story out of it. | ||
| It had to be real. | ||
| They made a story out of it. | ||
| I wasn't sure if that was just the plot of that movie, which is a really fun movie. | ||
| They continue to say it. | ||
| I just... | ||
| Look it up, brother. | ||
| What was that movie again? | ||
| Dangerous Mind? | ||
| Yeah, it was great. | ||
| That was a fun movie. | ||
| Chuck Barris. | ||
| That's right, not Barry. | ||
| I say this guy cannot be a fucking spy. | ||
| Is he really a spy? | ||
| I hope he was a spy. | ||
| It's a better story. | ||
| It's hilarious if you became the host of the gong show because he was great. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Oh, he was so much fun. | ||
| He had the perfect amount of silliness while he was the host of that show. | ||
| He changed the game. | ||
| According to this, the quick Google search says he admitted to making up the story. | ||
| Oh, he made it up. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, so it was some fiction that he wrote. | ||
| So, no, I was never a CIA hitman. | ||
| I never did those things. | ||
| I once applied for the CIA, and while I was going through the process, I got a job and went on to television. | ||
| Yeah, but do you believe a guy who they say was a spy? | ||
| I know. | ||
| We have a guy who comes in. | ||
| His name is Mike Baker. | ||
| I'm talking about you, Mike. | ||
| And he says he's not in the CIA anymore. | ||
| And I'm like, anymore? | ||
| Like, you're retired. | ||
| Like, you still talk to those guys. | ||
| Yeah, tell him about those bodies that he's seen. | ||
| Those spacey-looking motherfuckers he's never seen before. | ||
| He won't give up the alien talk. | ||
| Pull up a video of Chuck Barris hosting the gong show. | ||
| Chuck Barris, a CIA assassin? | ||
| There's a possibility. | ||
| Dangerous Minds producer says, oh, that's a producer. | ||
| He's just trying to sell some movies. | ||
| Sell some shit. | ||
| Chuck was a decent guy. | ||
| He's trying to make him a spy. | ||
| He's just a guy who's got a creative mind. | ||
| That was a great show, though. | ||
| He was so silly. | ||
| That was like, what was that, the 70s? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Here's one that says it's 77. He was so silly. | ||
| He was like a silly guy. | ||
| Listen, it was these Jewish guys. | ||
| It was Rosenbergs. | ||
| Remember these guys in World War II? Rosenbergs, Ethel Rosenbergs. | ||
| Were there the people that got arrested for spying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My mentor, customer, he would put his life, they were innocent. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of people believed that. | ||
| Yeah, he put his life on it, they were innocent. | ||
| He got me in trouble. | ||
| I'm telling everybody, I don't even know nothing about these Jews. | ||
| They're innocent. | ||
| They're innocent because I'm just following him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh man, you believe how many people hate these people? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Yeah, they were probably innocent. | ||
| The brother-in-law, the wife's brother made everything up. | ||
| He told the story. | ||
| I don't know what he made up. | ||
| But I grew up being taught they were innocent. | ||
| Ain't that some bullshit? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It is. | ||
| So what do they think happened? | ||
| How did they get in trouble? | ||
| How did they get caught up in it? | ||
| Her brother, I believe, made something up, got suspicious about something that he's seen and he reported it. | ||
| And then they got arrested for it, and then they got executed for it, right? | ||
| But they didn't do anything, right? | ||
| So, you know, so they think. | ||
| Was that the story? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's hard to tell, but my God, there's a lot of people that didn't do anything that went to jail. | ||
| Or died. | ||
| Or died. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| My God. | ||
| I mean, that's one of the things about the future that I think is going to be very strange, is when we could read minds. | ||
| Because I don't think that's far off, Mike. | ||
| Listen, check this. | ||
| Did this happen? | ||
| How many times did this happen? | ||
| Oh God, what's that? | ||
| What did I have Bob doing? | ||
| Hey, Bob. | ||
| Imagine if you can control that in some kind of capacity. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Make that work in some kind of capacity. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
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I think it's an emerging part of being a person. | |
| I ain't seen him in 10 years. | ||
| God, man, I wonder if this guy already is still alive. | ||
| Bob, how you doing, man? | ||
| Some people want to say that's a coincidence. | ||
| There's no coincidence. | ||
| It's all been written. | ||
| Since the beginning of the light, it's been written. | ||
| If you don't think so, it's just ridiculous to believe that. | ||
| I think sometimes it could be a coincidence, but sometimes it's not. | ||
| And I don't know why I know it's not. | ||
| I don't know that it's not. | ||
| But I know that there's moments where I'm thinking of a very good friend and then he calls me. | ||
| And I'm like, wow, that's weird. | ||
| I haven't talked to this guy in a while. | ||
| And he's just calling me out of the blue, not even texting me. | ||
| And every now and then you feel like there's a connection. | ||
| You know, every now and then... | ||
| I have dreams, but normally when I sleep, it's blacked out or white out, and then I wake up. | ||
| Do you not have dreams, or do you not remember your dreams? | ||
| I don't remember having dreams. | ||
| There's no blackouts. | ||
| What is the difference between the days you have them and the days you don't? | ||
| Is it like when you're more rested you have dreams, or does it have anything to do with anything that goes on in your life? | ||
| I dream more when I'm awake than when I sleep. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So when you sleep, you just go out. | ||
| Yeah, I have more time to position myself, to relax, to meditate. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| When you made that shift and got back into fighting again, what did it feel like to just all of a sudden go into warrior mode again? | ||
| I saw you doing road work. | ||
| I saw you hitting the bag and working out with Rafael Cordero. | ||
| I'm like, this is wild to see. | ||
| It was nothing to me, but I was excited more because my friends were excited. | ||
| I said, Mike, how's your back? | ||
| Your back all right, Mike? | ||
| You're moving your fucking back. | ||
| I'm wondering if your fucking back all right. | ||
| And I said, Mike, I can't believe you're doing this shit, Mike. | ||
| I said, Mike, you fucking crazy. | ||
| You doing this shit? | ||
| I said, fuck. | ||
| You doing this shit, Mike? | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| It was crazy for all of us to watch. | ||
| I said, Mike, don't do this shit, man. | ||
| And look, I love Dana, right? | ||
| Dana White's my man. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I can never see nothing bad about him. | ||
| So he said, Mike, I don't want you to fight, man. | ||
| I'm going to get you a job, make you some money. | ||
| He gives me the goddamn shark week job. | ||
| He gives me the job. | ||
| I gotta put the shark to sleep now. | ||
| He doesn't want me to fight and get knocked out and beat up, but he wants me to go in there and put a shark to sleep. | ||
| How the fuck do you put a shark to sleep? | ||
| You rub his belly? | ||
| Yeah, you play with his chin. | ||
| Like, hey, little buddy. | ||
| And he's real big. | ||
| And now, listen. | ||
| So I got the shark, like the nine foot. | ||
| I made him... | ||
| Ken Atomic. | ||
| He freaked out and just chilled, right? | ||
| So the next day I have to do the tiger shark. | ||
| The tiger shark is the most aggressive shark. | ||
| These are monsters. | ||
| Look how big is a tiger shark? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| They're very aggressive, aren't they? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think they're like 14 feet. | ||
| Well, check this out. | ||
| How big is this tiger shark? | ||
| I think a big one is like that. | ||
| All right, so they do this white shoot with me. | ||
| They go, all right, Mike, so we got the tiger shark tomorrow, all right? | ||
| He's more aggressive, of course, so you have to move differently with this guy, and he's going to come at you, but when he comes, you go underneath his neck. | ||
| When he tries to attack you, you go underneath him, and you tickle his neck. | ||
| So I'm in there, I'm saying, listen, they're throwing blood in the water, dead fish. | ||
| The water... | ||
| The ocean is getting red out, man. | ||
| It's a big bloody mess there. | ||
| And listen, the tiger shark don't show up. | ||
| Really? | ||
| No shark showed up. | ||
| No shark showed up. | ||
| I said, God, thank you. | ||
| The shark didn't show up. | ||
| I said, what? | ||
| Maybe he died or got into an altercation with a whale or something. | ||
| But God, damn. | ||
| Imagine if Dana White got you eaten. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Imagine if it was Dana's fault and you get eaten by a fucking shark. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Oh, you want to hear this? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Forget that. | ||
| You want to hear this? | ||
| My wife thought it was a good idea, too. | ||
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I said, y'all motherfuckers don't care about me. | |
| They don't give a fuck about me, man. | ||
| My wife said, that's a good idea. | ||
| Did you imagine telling her to get in the ocean with sharks and bloody fish and tickle them under the chin? | ||
| Wild sharks! | ||
| These aren't trained sharks. | ||
| They're wild in the ocean. | ||
| Like the seven-foot sharks, you know, the little green reef shark. | ||
| He's hitting me and it's like, boom, oh! | ||
| I'm like, fucking hell, boom! | ||
| And then he continues to hit me. | ||
| This is right here? | ||
| Yeah, watch this. | ||
| So, Mike, what are you wearing? | ||
| Chainmail? | ||
| Is that like a chainmail suit or something like that? | ||
| It's supposed to, like, something protect you? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Please look how stupid I look. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So you have this bite suit on. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Listen. | ||
| Did he bite you at all? | ||
| No, right? | ||
| But this is the thing. | ||
| This is the real thing. | ||
| This is so crazy. | ||
| You're touching its face. | ||
| This one thing just kept hitting me, man. | ||
| Hit me in the guts. | ||
| Hit me in the head. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| This is crazy. | ||
| Mike, this is so much more dangerous than boxing. | ||
| No doubt, but my wife thought that Dana was doing me a favor. | ||
| My wife. | ||
| She thought Dana was doing us a favor. | ||
| He was helping our family out make money without getting hurt. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Thanks a lot, wife. | ||
| My baby, I love you, Kiki. | ||
| Tigers are scary, but sharks are just as scary in the ocean. | ||
| You can't even get away from them. | ||
| Yeah, you're more successful with a tiger because you're going to scream, and he might freak out and run. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Sometimes they do. | ||
| I think they'd enjoy it. | ||
| I think if you screamed at a tiger, I think you would think it's adorable. | ||
| You know what I found out about tigers? | ||
| Tigers are really like wimps and stuff. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, if you step on their hand, they'll freak out. | ||
| They're not going to fight back. | ||
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Really? | |
| If you step on that feet. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| If you hit that feet, they'll freak out. | ||
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Really? | |
| Freak out, yeah. | ||
| And know what else I found out about sharks, too? | ||
| What? | ||
| That stuff that we see on television, you get a chair, but a chair freaks them out. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| A chair freaks them out. | ||
| Tigers do. | ||
| Lions do. | ||
| Freaks them out. | ||
| I don't know why, but a chair, like a wooden chair, four legs, you go like that, it freaks them out. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| I wonder why. | ||
| Remember when you see a cartoon, they had the whip in the chair? | ||
| That's right, they always did. | ||
| The chair freaks them out. | ||
| Oh, well that makes sense. | ||
| Damn, I'm learning some shit on this podcast. | ||
| I did too, like when I saw them, whatever. | ||
| Then I saw the chairs freak them out, everything. | ||
| That makes total sense. | ||
| That was always the image of the guy who tamed a lion. | ||
| He had a chair in his hand. | ||
| The chair freaks them out. | ||
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Wow. | |
| What a strange animal. | ||
| You know what's strange about a tiger? | ||
| When he's just laying down and then you come in the room and you're just chilling, then you open your eyes and his eyes are at your eyes. | ||
| Oof. | ||
| And you're like this. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| Everything cool? | ||
| You know, you wake him up. | ||
| You can't leave. | ||
| This is interesting. | ||
| You can't leave a tiger. | ||
| The lion's cool, but you can't leave a tiger like this too long. | ||
| When you're looking. | ||
| You told me that's challenging. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what it was. | ||
| That's probably what it was. | ||
| You can't do this too long with them. | ||
| That's why when I look at him, he's like, hey, hey, hey, excuse me. | ||
| What a fucking gamble that is. | ||
| What a gamble. | ||
| It's basically living with a monster. | ||
| Well, listen, it's difficult because you get brainwashed because you raised them from a baby and then you reprimand them and they get in check and stuff. | ||
| Like, yeah, okay, I'm in check. | ||
| Yeah, you pissed me off again. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| But it's the intoxication in your mind, the intoxication that you're in control. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's the bullshit. | ||
| You're believing in bullshit. | ||
| False sense of security. | ||
| You're in control with this big cat. | ||
| This cat's 500 pounds. | ||
| You raise the sense of the baby, but he pisses him off sometimes. | ||
| You piss the cat off sometimes. | ||
| You get mad that he fought. | ||
| You might smack him. | ||
| He might get pissed off. | ||
| Did you watch Tiger King? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't that wild? | ||
| That's a very interesting guy, Joe. | ||
| Oh, hilarious guy. | ||
| Listen, he has so much of one of those, what do you call those, guard complex, you know, got these guys in control. | ||
| Messiah complex. | ||
| Listen, he had one of his workers sacrifice their arm and still go to work and say, hey, I'm working free of charge. | ||
| That's that guard period. | ||
| That's that guard mentality shit. | ||
| What do they call that guard complex? | ||
| Well, he turned straight guys out. | ||
| He's married to two guys. | ||
| Two straight guys. | ||
| He's married to two guys. | ||
| He's a wizard. | ||
| His ego got him in trouble. | ||
| He's going to kill this bitch. | ||
| He's going to say, I'm going to have her killed. | ||
| He's still in jail, isn't he? | ||
| Yeah, he's still in jail. | ||
| The type of person that is interested in collecting tigers is a very interesting type of person. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| I don't even want to say what kind of person that is. | ||
| What kind of person? | ||
| That collects big cats. | ||
| You don't want to say it? | ||
| You know, it's just very... | ||
| It's all for profit. | ||
| There's nothing out of love. | ||
| See, I love the cats. | ||
| I'm risking getting eaten by these guys. | ||
| These guys put them in cages and barred. | ||
| I sleep with them. | ||
| I sleep in my bed with them, and this guy keeps them in cages. | ||
| Mike, you want to hear the craziest statistic? | ||
| What? | ||
| There's more tigers in captivity in private collections in Texas. | ||
| Just in Texas. | ||
| Well, Beaumont got some good collections of tigers. | ||
| It's like, how many tigers are in Texas? | ||
| There's like 3,000 tigers out here. | ||
| It's a big, big black market. | ||
| Yeah, well, it's legal here. | ||
| I had like four tigers. | ||
| Four. | ||
| I mean, I had four. | ||
| Imagine a guy that's black market underground. | ||
| That guy, Joe, exactly. | ||
| He had 20 and tons of them, right? | ||
| Beautiful ones, too. | ||
| So when you had four, did you have four at the same time, or did you have four ones at different times? | ||
| Yeah, I had three at one time. | ||
| Three at one time. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And the only one that bit me with the damn lion, because I'm trying to give him the technique shot. | ||
| I think I'm a fucking, excuse me, I think I'm a doctor. | ||
| So I'm going to give him a technique shot, because I don't want no one to know I have this lion and tiger, so I have to be the doctor. | ||
| I have to be the mother, the father, the doctor. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So I got to give him this technique, and this nigga takes a job. | ||
| This baby takes a chunk out of me. | ||
| How bad was it? | ||
| I had like seven stitches, eight stitches, but it was a chunk. | ||
| That must be terrifying, though, when they bite down on you. | ||
| I used to want him to get my vein. | ||
| I was worried about him getting my vein. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| So did he get the Tecna shot? | ||
| Did you give it to him? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You got it in there? | ||
| Well, that's why he bit me. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| It's a big fucking animal. | ||
| That is a big fucking animal. | ||
| I was in my delusional stage that I'm Mike Tyson, I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet, and these lions and tigers are gonna know it too. | ||
| You know, and it didn't work out that way. | ||
| It didn't come out the way I planned it. | ||
| It really didn't. | ||
| They acknowledged that I was inferior, and they just bounced me. | ||
| Listen, um... | ||
| They're bigger now, so the tiger and the lion are fighting. | ||
| And for some reason, I don't know why the tiger's bigger, but the lion, the tiger's intimidated the lion a little, right? | ||
| And he's bigger, like 200 pounds bigger. | ||
| So the lion's chasing him, right? | ||
| So the lion's chasing the tiger, and the wall is here. | ||
| The lion goes right, the tiger goes right up the wall, boom! | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| He's chasing him. | ||
| And the tiger runs up the wall. | ||
| And the lion hits the wall. | ||
| He's not as agile as the lion. | ||
| The tiger's 20 years. | ||
| The tiger's more agile. | ||
| Yeah, 20 years. | ||
| 20 pounds. | ||
| What? | ||
| 200 pounds heavier. | ||
| And he's more agile. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He went right up that wall, walked right up the wall. | ||
| The thing about the male lions is they're just big to protect. | ||
| They're big to protect and control the tribe. | ||
| The females do all the hunting. | ||
| Yeah, they do all the fighting. | ||
| Did you ever hear about that island where the river broke off into a different direction and made this area an island in Africa? | ||
| And the lions that live there, all they have to eat is water buffalo. | ||
| So they have lions and water buffalo, and these lions have grown bigger than regular lions. | ||
| So the female lions that live there, they're as big as regular male lions. | ||
| They're fucking huge. | ||
| Because all they do is, I think it's called Relentless Enemies, and all they do is hunt these buffaloes. | ||
| They're like super-sized lions. | ||
| Because it's a whole pride of lions. | ||
| Look how beautiful they look when they're healthy. | ||
| Where the females are enormous because they have to take down... | ||
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Look at the stomach. | |
| Look at the stomach. | ||
| That's how you can tell them they've been eating. | ||
| Look at the stomach. | ||
| I mean, they're fucking super jacked lions. | ||
| All they have to do is eat these giant-ass buffalo, which are impossible to take down. | ||
| And they could get killed easily. | ||
| They kill lions as well, these buffaloes. | ||
| So the only ones that lived... | ||
| Look at this guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The only ones that lived were the ones who were the descendants of the animals that are strong enough to kill the buffalo. | ||
| And so those are the ones that bred, and then within, you know, how many hundreds of years that this has been going on? | ||
| Show us some white lions. | ||
| Do you know... | ||
| Well, just recently. | ||
| Normally when a white lion is born, they normally kill it and let it starve to death. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, one instance they found where they hunted for this white lion. | ||
| You come out in brown and green and white, everybody's going to see you. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that's why the other lions kill it? | ||
| They killed it and fed them, helped them eat. | ||
| That never happened before. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So ordinarily you think they would kill it because it's too visual? | ||
| Yeah, it gives the tribe away. | ||
| But they were scared of it too. | ||
| It was always an omen. | ||
| Even with tigers and lions, they see white that's scared to kill it. | ||
| Yeah, albino animals are weird. | ||
| I saw an albino... | ||
| That's not albino, though. | ||
| Oh, that's just white. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No one knows how that happens. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Look up how do they turn white. | ||
| Why are they white? | ||
| Yeah, because they're not living in a snowy area like a polar bear or something like that. | ||
| Hey, but listen, that's where it stems from. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Hiding the grass? | ||
| Hiding the ice and the snow. | ||
| Oh, right, for polar bears. | ||
| No, the cats too. | ||
| Cats too? | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, they all stem from the cold. | ||
| Siberia, whatever. | ||
| They all come from the white ones. | ||
| In the jungle, you can see it, but in the snow, you can't. | ||
| Have you ever seen a lynx before? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I had a lynx before. | ||
| Did you really? | ||
| Little guy. | ||
| They're mean little shit. | ||
| They're not cool as pets. | ||
| They're not? | ||
| Not too cool. | ||
| What was the lynx like? | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| Don't fuck with me. | ||
| Let me do my stuff. | ||
| Walk around the house. | ||
| They look cool. | ||
| They got crazy paws. | ||
| Most of them are not... | ||
| You can't hold them a lot. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| The little ones are tough. | ||
| The big ones are more lovey-dovey than the little ones. | ||
| Look at that cat. | ||
| Does that cat look like he wants to hug you and play with you? | ||
| The person's holding him. | ||
| He don't look like he wants to be there. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Look at the eyes on that fucking thing. | ||
| They don't cool. | ||
| Listen, they're just not cool. | ||
| Look at the eyes on that thing. | ||
| Even when they're cool, they're not cool. | ||
| They don't look cool. | ||
| That cat don't look cool, the guy holding him, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| Go to that picture again with the guy holding him. | ||
| He just don't look cool, man. | ||
| The guy's happy. | ||
| This guy just don't look cool. | ||
| He's a dork. | ||
| He's going to get clawed. | ||
| Yeah, this guy just don't look good, man. | ||
| I never knew they were that big. | ||
| Mine weren't that big. | ||
| That's like a dog, man. | ||
| Dude, the eyes. | ||
| Look at that cat's eyes. | ||
| See, that thing's been eating. | ||
| Somebody's been feeding that cat. | ||
| Look in his eyes, though. | ||
| That is horrific. | ||
| The little cats are tough. | ||
| The big cats are easier than the little guys. | ||
| Well, it makes sense. | ||
| They have to hustle. | ||
| Look at these guys. | ||
| They have to be killing things all the time. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| Because they're eating rabbits and stuff. | ||
| Look at one dyke. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Looks like they need him. | ||
| Hunt and devour a lynx. | ||
| Yeah, makes sense. | ||
| Trying to wipe out the competition. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| Yeah, it's a hard life being a small cat living in the wild. | ||
| That's true, but they live longer because they eat less. | ||
| Oh, right. | ||
| They probably live longer, too, because they just stay out of conflict, just keep moving. | ||
| They're in a lot of conflict, believe it or not. | ||
| During the day, they're out a lot. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Look at that one, biting a deer. | ||
| I never knew he could take a deer down. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Look at the rabbit. | ||
| Okay, so this is in... | ||
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What part of the world is this? | |
| Bosnia. | ||
| Eurasia. | ||
| It's a Eurasian lynx. | ||
| It's a little different. | ||
| It's like Mongolian, right? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Down around there. | ||
| Megolian Steps. | ||
| Goddamn, that's a fascinating subject. | ||
| I love when we talked about that last time. | ||
| Temujin, Genghis Khan. | ||
| I love how fascinated you are in those ancient conquerors. | ||
| Those ancient historical figures are fascinating. | ||
| All these guys went to guys we thought they were. | ||
| Alexander the Great was probably smaller and shorter than Napoleon. | ||
| You hear these guys, you think they're big guys. | ||
| These are little guys. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The biggest guy is the guy from Russia, Peter the Great. | ||
| He's the biggest Concord there ever been. | ||
| How big was he? | ||
| About 6'7", something like that. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Listen, one of the mummies, I forgot, one of them, he was 6'5". | ||
| You know, he had a real long skeleton. | ||
| And then when you see the... | ||
| The pyramids, and you go in there, you have to, it's around this big. | ||
| You got to crouch. | ||
| No, you always got to bend down. | ||
| This is similar worshiping God. | ||
| What do you think, when you see the pyramids, what the fuck do you think happened there? | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| How is it possible that someone could make something that big, that incredible, so many thousands of years ago? | ||
| I believe humans can do anything. | ||
| That's what I believe. | ||
| I believe humans with conviction can do anything. | ||
| I believe that too, but I mean, how? | ||
| How the fuck did they do that? | ||
| Well listen, believe it or not, all that we accomplished, we're really not that smart. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, definitely not me. | ||
| Listen, you know the caves in France where they got the writing? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, the paintings and shit. | ||
| Keep game though, right? | ||
| That's in France. | ||
| There's no lines in France. | ||
| There's lines on the wall. | ||
| But no, not only that, say what, 40,000 years ago, lines didn't have means. | ||
| They wrote lines, but they didn't paint the main. | ||
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Really? | |
| So 40,000 years ago, they didn't have means. | ||
| They painted what they saw. | ||
| And 40,000 years ago, France was attached to Africa. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, it had to be. | ||
| In order to have lions in a cave in France, did he write what he saw in Africa and brought it to this cave? | ||
| Well, one thing I know for sure, Mike, is that a bunch of mammals died off, they think, around 12,000 years ago. | ||
| They think at the end of the Ice Age, there was a big die-off. | ||
| A big cat. | ||
| A lot of animals in North America. | ||
| And they were too big to survive. | ||
| People could see them. | ||
| They couldn't move fast. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's a bunch of different stuff. | ||
| Giant sloths died off. | ||
| There was an American lion that was bigger than the African lion that was here that died off. | ||
| It was the saber tooth. | ||
| Yeah, there was a saber-tooth, too, but there was also another one that was an American lion. | ||
| It was a huge lion that lived here in North America. | ||
| There was a bunch of wild shit here. | ||
| Even horses were wild here at one point in time. | ||
| And then the Europeans brought them in again. | ||
| Well, they started here, apparently. | ||
| This is from this Dan Flores. | ||
| What do you think about animals and humans breeding? | ||
| You think that's possible? | ||
| I think if it was, there would be a lot of, like, half sheep, half horse, half dog people out there. | ||
| Thank God we can't. | ||
| I'm worried about scientists. | ||
| That's what I'm worried about. | ||
| I'm worried about scientists doing something to DNA and making something that's not a person anymore. | ||
| Something that is like... | ||
| If a scientist actually made a werewolf, a thing that's part human, part wolf, and said, listen, why would we risk human lives in war if we've all committed to just ground-on-ground combat? | ||
| Let's make werewolves. | ||
| Send them out to... | ||
| Because we're like big kids. | ||
| Sometimes we don't like the outcome. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| I didn't lose. | ||
| I didn't want to. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| I'm going to let the fucking real bomb off now. | ||
| Click. | ||
| We're children. | ||
| That scares the shit out of me. | ||
| What? | ||
| That someone could let the real bomb go off again. | ||
| Why would you be scared about dying? | ||
| It's not the dying part. | ||
| It's the dying slowly part. | ||
| The dying part's not scared. | ||
| Dying is dying. | ||
| Death is death. | ||
| Death is death. | ||
| The real problem is the deterioration of all common decency and full chaos. | ||
| No power, no food, no nothing. | ||
| A lot of radiation poisoning, a lot of people dead from the initial blast, a lot of people dying from whatever's done to the water and the soil afterwards over the next 50 years. | ||
| So what are we gonna do? | ||
| Hopefully not blow each other up. | ||
| Did you ever get to meet Putin? | ||
| No, I didn't meet Mr. Putin, but I met his, what was this guy's name? | ||
| He died. | ||
| Come on, the guy with the... | ||
| Gorbachev? | ||
| He was the president, Mr. Gorbachev. | ||
| You met him? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| In Georgia or something? | ||
| What was it, Georgia? | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| The country of Georgia? | ||
| Yeah, the country of Georgia. | ||
| I hung around in Chetney. | ||
| I hung around that place a lot. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| What's that like? | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It's different than us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's totally different than we are. | ||
| We live totally different than us. | ||
| It's a different culture and the history of that country is so brutal. | ||
| Well, you know, in order for them to be brutal, they had to have a heavier, stronger power to intimidate them. | ||
| The only way they could fight them is through, I don't know, what do they call that? | ||
| Man-to-man combat, use themselves as bombs and stuff like that. | ||
| How are they going to fight Russia? | ||
| How are you going to fight Moscow, your little small country like that, Chetania and stuff? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Remember they had the widows of the Chetanian warriors, the ones that sacrificed their life for Chetania, and they had the widows of them, and they kidnapped a bunch of people in the movie theater, and they released some kind of gas to kill the Chetanian warrior women, and they killed all the people in the movie theater, too. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| When was this? | ||
| Want to look that up? | ||
| Yeah, look that up. | ||
| It's a rough fucking part of the world, and it always has been. | ||
| Russian movie theater, Chetnian Terrace. | ||
| So many fighters come out of Russia right now. | ||
| Oh, they're the best. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| So many killers. | ||
| They fought the Vikings. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Fought the Vikings. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Before they were Vikings. | ||
| Hostage Crisis in Moscow Theater from 2002. Check it out. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Check it out, dude. | ||
| So, October 23rd, 2002, 50 Chechen rebels storm a Moscow theater, taking up to 800 people hostage during a sold-out performance of a popular musical. | ||
| The second act of the musical, Nord Ost, was just beginning in the Moscow ball-bearing plant's Palace of Culture. | ||
| When an armed man walked on stage and fired a machine gun into the air. | ||
| The terrorists, including a number of women with explosives strapped to their bodies, identified themselves as members of the Chechen army. | ||
| They had one demand that Russian military forces begin an immediate and complete withdrawal from from Chechnya the war-torn region Located to the north located north of the Caucasus mountains Chechnya was with its predominantly Muslim population had long struggled to assert its independence a disastrous two-year war ended in 1996 but Russian forces returned to the region just three years later after Russian authorities blamed Chechens for a series of bombings in Russia Wow, okay. | ||
| So it was a 57-hour standoff at this Palace of Culture, during which two hostages were killed. | ||
| Russian Special Forces surrounded and raided the theater on the morning of October 26. Later it was revealed that they had pumped a powerful narcotic gas into the building, knocking nearly all of the terrorists and hostages unconscious before breaking into the walls and roof and entering through underground sewage tunnels. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Most of the gorillas and 120 hostages were killed during the raid. | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| 120 hostages killed from the gas. | ||
| Not from the gas. | ||
| It's not from the bomb explosion. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Saying only a complete surprise attack could have disarmed the terrorists before they had time to detonate their explosives. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They had to defend the decision to use the gas. | ||
| That's stupid, though. | ||
| They killed more people than the terrorists did. | ||
| Well, Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| It's a hard part of the world, Mike. | ||
| Excuse me? | ||
| It's a hard part of the world. | ||
| But when it's beautiful, it's beautiful. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they're architecture. | ||
| Like, look at Moscow. | ||
| No, I'm talking about the people. | ||
| Oh, the people. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| The people are beautiful. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
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Incredible people. | |
| Powerful people over there. | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| They're the most humbled people in the world. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| You just can't believe it. | ||
| Beautiful people. | ||
| I see this Ukraine tragedy happening on television, and it's horrific, and it's crazy, and it's hard to watch, and you're like, why are we doing this? | ||
| It's 2022. I can't believe a real war is breaking out like this again in a new place. | ||
| But when we see it, one of the things that's blown me away is all these Ukraine fighters That have taken up arms. | ||
| Lomachenko, the Klitschko brothers, Usyk, all these guys that are like huge superstars. | ||
| They're putting on flak jackets and helmets and they're defending their country. | ||
| It's wild to see. | ||
| They benefit from that country. | ||
| Justice Reich should band up and fight for it. | ||
| I don't imagine a world where that would be that common in America. | ||
| Unless we were legitimately invaded. | ||
| It started off as, I don't know, a business war, I guess, with Putin. | ||
| He wanted whatever they possessed. | ||
| And then people got involved, we got involved, and it turned into a war of humanity. | ||
| It's a war of humanity, right? | ||
| From business to war to humanity. | ||
| That's where it started. | ||
| It started for business. | ||
| Putin wanted something. | ||
| I don't know what it was that he wanted. | ||
| I don't know anything, but I just know normally wars are started because somebody wants something that you possess. | ||
| And everybody got involved with it, so we made it a war of pretty much... | ||
| Being humanitarian, I don't know. | ||
| Everybody's jumping on the bandwagon, I think. | ||
| I think it's just... | ||
| I think people are jumping on the bandwagon. | ||
| You know what it's made me aware of, too? | ||
| How much military activity is going on all over the world at any given time. | ||
| Yeah, we don't know about. | ||
| Imagine those third world countries where people are just eliminating other races of Muslims. | ||
| One Muslim is just eliminating this race of Muslims. | ||
| Yeah, people using drones. | ||
| The Kurds and whatever they are. | ||
| Bombings. | ||
| And we know nothing about it. | ||
| Yeah, we know nothing about it. | ||
| My friend Dave Smith is always talking about the bombing in Yemen. | ||
| And he's like, do you know what a horrific genocide is taking place in Yemen? | ||
| And he talks about these bombings. | ||
| I'm like, well, try finding that in the news, man. | ||
| You don't find anything like that in the news. | ||
| But one of the days, in the early days of the Russian-Ukraine war, someone put a graph up. | ||
| That showed how many bombings occurred, like how many, I don't know what you would call it when a drone detonates a missile. | ||
| Like how many of those happened in other parts of the world and how many of those happened in Russia? | ||
| I think how many Afghanistans got crushed with, what are those things you call, tanks. | ||
| How many of these tanks just ran over them? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Crushed everybody, but instantly crushed their lives. | ||
| There's no compassion in that part of the world. | ||
| Once the monster is let out, there's no compassion. | ||
| Right, and war has been going on there for so long now. | ||
| Since the beginning of time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Since Moses. | ||
| That's what's really insane when you think about a place like Iraq. | ||
| Iraq has a history that goes all the way back to ancient Babylon, ancient Sumer. | ||
| They destroyed that stuff over there. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anything that threatens Allah, they destroy. | ||
| It's amazing to watch, because these are these beautiful ancient statues, and they dynamite them, and you're like, whoa. | ||
| They're threatened. | ||
| They're threatened the humanity to those people. | ||
| I know, but it's like to not understand the value of something that's so ancient, so beautiful, and was created by people thousands and thousands of years ago. | ||
| People enslaved. | ||
| The people that made it, you mean? | ||
| No, listen. | ||
| I found out too. | ||
| They probably were, but listen. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Not all the Egyptians were in the state. | ||
| They did it for God's purpose. | ||
| Yeah, they think the Egyptians were skilled workers by the food that they ate and where they lived in. | ||
| I thought it was slavery, too. | ||
| No, it was in the name of God. | ||
| Well, it kind of makes sense that it wasn't slavery because I'm sure there was some slavery, right? | ||
| But I mean, the actual construction of it is so skillful. | ||
| Like, it has to be so precise. | ||
| Like, it can't be off anywhere in any direction. | ||
| And the stones are so big. | ||
| The Egyptians were big liars. | ||
| They were lying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They always did pictures. | ||
| They're very conscious of the image. | ||
| They were fat ones. | ||
| They never showed fat Egyptians. | ||
| Oh, so the paintings of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They had Egyptians getting high. | ||
| They don't show that. | ||
| They had the cocaine. | ||
| Put in the cocaine mummy, please. | ||
| Oh yeah, they found cocaine residue. | ||
| No, no, more than that. | ||
| Show them the cocaine moment. | ||
| They said, cocaine in his hair. | ||
| In his hair? | ||
| There's no cocaine that don't grow in that part of the world. | ||
| So, you know, they did a lot of traveling and trading. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Because Colombia has pyramids too. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All those places in Mexico have pyramids. | ||
| I went to the pyramids in Mexico. | ||
| Cocaine metabolites in pre-Columbian mummy here. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Chewing of coccalees. | ||
| Oh, because of this pre-Columbian populations. | ||
| Eight Chilean mummies with dates ranging from 2000 BC to 1500 AD. I think there was an Egyptian mummy too though, Jamie, where they found some cocaine residue. | ||
| I think we're combining two stores. | ||
| Cocaine will use as a medicine or something. | ||
| Yeah, that's a good one too though. | ||
| That's a good one too. | ||
| They were definitely doing coke. | ||
| This one had, I believe, the Egyptian mummy with... | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Cocaine mummy is called. | ||
| I can't read that, Jamie, it's too small. | ||
| A 1992 German toxicologist, say that name, Svetlana Balabanova discovered traces of cocaine, hashish, and nicotine in Hanout Tawi's hair, I hope I'm saying that right, as well as on the hair of several other mummies in the museum. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| So they were doing coke. | ||
| And they smoked cigarettes as well. | ||
| I think they think there was something else that might have registered positive for cocaine. | ||
| I think the cocaine was when they did stuff for painless when they did it for the Painkills? | ||
| Whatever it was, I believe. | ||
| I just don't think... | ||
| After these experiments, assuming the cocaine was actually found in the mummies, it's possible there could be contamination, which occurred after this discovery of the mummies. | ||
| Somebody got the mummy high. | ||
| Somebody got the mummy and then they did coke off a mummy? | ||
| Yeah, give me the fuck out of here, man. | ||
| Could you imagine if that's the story, though? | ||
| Imagine, I can see that happening. | ||
| I can see that happening. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| My kind of world, I can see that, yeah. | ||
| If there's a dude who's like, bro, I bet you won't do coke off that mummy. | ||
| Matter of fact, I bet you won't sniff something with the mummy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Sniff some of the mummy in there. | ||
| Yeah, maybe he was like doing a sacrifice to the mummy. | ||
| Here's a little coke for you. | ||
| Hey, let's check out... | ||
| You know what I read? | ||
| I read if you take some of the platelets from baby rats and stick it in older rats, they become younger. | ||
| So it was a queen. | ||
| Elizabeth Bathory. | ||
| She used to bathe in virgin blood. | ||
| She was like a serial killer, supposedly. | ||
| But she did, you know, to her platelets and everything, she became younger and useful. | ||
| That's what I read too, but then someone told me that there's a real possibility that she was set up because they wanted her land. | ||
| Possibility. | ||
| And so what they did is they made it seem like she was some... | ||
| Hey, let's check it out. | ||
| Let's go on the never-lying YouTube. | ||
| Elizabeth Bathory is her name. | ||
| The Never Lying YouTube. | ||
| They felt like she was almost like a vampire. | ||
| Like she would bathe in the blood of these young girls that she thought were attractive. | ||
| She would kill them and bathe in them. | ||
| But then the thing is, if you do know that they were trying to get her land, that sounds like something someone would make up back then if you wanted to take someone's shit. | ||
| Yeah, if you could She's a witch. | ||
| Especially if you're a respectable person. | ||
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People don't know you're a scumbag, really. | |
| Especially when you're talking about a witch. | ||
| Who's going to defend a witch, Mike? | ||
| She's going to eat your kids. | ||
| We got to get rid of her. | ||
| We'll divide her land. | ||
| I'll give you 100 acres for free. | ||
| I should have it all, really. | ||
| I thought about this, but I should have it all and you guys will be my butlers. | ||
| What does it say here? | ||
| The powerful woman made more so far for her control of who this guy? | ||
| Giorgio Thurza, the Count Palestine of Hungary, was ordered by Matthias then King of Hungary to investigate. | ||
| The Count Palpatine determined after taking depositions from the people living in the area surrounding her estate that Bathory had tortured and killed more than 600 girls with the assistance of her servants. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Okay, that's a lot. | ||
| Maybe she really did. | ||
| No way. | ||
| No way. | ||
| 600, man. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| The whole judicial system was down for this, man. | ||
| They were in this together. | ||
| Maybe it could be a setup. | ||
| On December 30th, 1609, Bathory and her servants were arrested. | ||
| The servants were put on trial in 1611, and three were executed. | ||
| Although never tried, Bathory was confined to her chambers at the Castle Cachiche... | ||
| Cachiche... | ||
| She remained there. | ||
| Until she died, baby. | ||
| Yeah, she died in a hole. | ||
| They just left her in a fucking cell. | ||
| What year? | ||
| She died 11? | ||
| The fact that a large debt was owned by Matthias Two Bathory was canceled by her family in exchange for permitting them to manage her captivity suggests that the acts attributed to her were politically motivated slander that allowed relatives to appropriate her lands. | ||
| Women with landers, you know, they wouldn't Give her that much power, but women with land, they're going to take that stuff. | ||
| Yeah, so it says, documents from the 1611 trial supported the accusations made against her. | ||
| Modern scholarship has questioned the veracity of the allegations, because Bathory was a powerful woman, and made more so by her control of Nadasdi's holdings after his death. | ||
| And so, there was a lot of money involved, so Matias owed money to Bathory, and that money was cancelled out for permitting them to manage her captivity. | ||
| Listen, it never changes. | ||
| Money, money, and love. | ||
| Money and love never changes. | ||
| But what a good story. | ||
| If it was real. | ||
| If it was really an old, rich lady killing young girls and bathing in their blood. | ||
| Hey, but listen, I saw the platelets of young rats make older rats younger. | ||
| And the opposite. | ||
| When you put old rat blood in a young rat, they behave slowly and tired. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was a thing that was going around that they were saying that billionaires, tech billionaires, were doing that. | ||
| And that they were getting young people, were donating blood, and they were getting young blood transfused into their blood. | ||
| But I heard that was horse shit. | ||
| Is that horse shit? | ||
| Or is that real? | ||
| And listen, I know any way a person could extend his life, he'll do it. | ||
| A lot of people would. | ||
| If he could extend his life another year. | ||
| Especially if it changes the quality of your life. | ||
| You feel young again. | ||
| That would be the only reason. | ||
| Other than that, there would be no reason for doing it. | ||
| Well, you're still vulnerable to death, especially accidents and stuff. | ||
| But, like, what was that all about? | ||
| According to this story in the BBC, it says there was 100 people that participated in a clinical trial in San Francisco. | ||
| Right, but there was an actual company that was advertising. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| And we were like, is this a parody? | ||
| Because we'd heard like Peter Thiel or some of those rich billionaire type characters. | ||
| You know, that was always like the rumor that they were investing in these companies. | ||
| But listen, you know they took these guys that one time off the street and tried their psychedelics on them and see how it affects them and stuff. | ||
| That's for sure. | ||
| The CIA did a lot of that. | ||
| So imagine, that's like Hitler did. | ||
| He let people escape and know they'd be back in two hours because they'd be addicted to a certain kind of shitty... | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, that's what I heard. | ||
| He would let them go. | ||
| You know, they had all kinds of creepy stories. | ||
| Well, we know for a fact the government did all kinds of crazy shit with LSD in like the 1950s and the 1960s. | ||
| They had all these MKUltra mind control experiences. | ||
| LSD helped a lot of people. | ||
| It did help a lot of people. | ||
| It helped a lot of people. | ||
| It cooked a lot of people's brains too. | ||
| You know, that's the price you pay for greatness, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I think it's a dose thing. | ||
| I think there's a certain dose where you really shouldn't cross a line. | ||
| This is what I believe. | ||
| I believe we're made of all this stuff. | ||
| And that's why when we take it, we get that response to it. | ||
| For sure, there's something, like one of the things they say about the strongest drugs, like the toad, like 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamine, is that it's the most, all the really strong ones are the ones that are more closely related to the normal human neurochemistry, like the actual chemicals your brain makes, because it makes those chemicals. | ||
| There's White Cobra, they use that too. | ||
| Oh really? | ||
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| Is that like a venom? | ||
| That's heroin. | ||
| That's natural heroin. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, that and lizard's tail. | ||
| The lizard's tail is natural heroin. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, some of these animals are naturally toxic. | ||
| I know they use that venom, too. | ||
| Natural heroin. | ||
| Look up white cobra venom. | ||
| It's like an opiate? | ||
| See what they say? | ||
| I think it's a thing in China they're doing, white cobra venom. | ||
| How the fuck does anybody find that out? | ||
| Accidentally. | ||
| All the animals are descendants from actual gods. | ||
| You know that, right? | ||
| Snake venom use as a substitute for opioids. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| A case report and review of literature. | ||
| The mind-altering agents such as tobacco, cannabis, and opium Wow. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Dudes were doing snake venom. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| It's big in China. | ||
| We're big in China. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Look up Lizard's tail, if you don't mind. | ||
| Imagine getting so high you want to get high with snake venom. | ||
| No, listen brother. | ||
| Let's take a chance. | ||
| That's what they did. | ||
| That's what the ancients did. | ||
| I'm sure they did. | ||
| I'm sure they did. | ||
| They did with ergot. | ||
| They did it with a fungus that mimics LSD. They found that in their wine jars. | ||
| Apparently all the wine they had back then was mixed and stuff. | ||
| And when we die, we become fungus too. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, the fungus will devour us. | ||
| And something will eat us and get high. | ||
| Some animals will eat us and pass out and then bug out. | ||
| Isn't it kind of rude that we use, that we take our bodies and make it like, use formaldehyde? | ||
| And then when you put it in the ground, it doesn't rot. | ||
| Isn't that kind of rude? | ||
| No, I think... | ||
| It's like we're not giving back. | ||
| I think we give back by living. | ||
| As soon as we go on the ground, we're going to be eating. | ||
| The bugs and rats are going to go on our skull and our eyes and everything. | ||
| Does lizard tail lacing heighten cannabis addiction? | ||
| There's another story I saw about a guy in jail that couldn't get weed, so he started drying and smoking lizard tails. | ||
| For an instant high, it said. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| It got bipolar effect, huh? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Smoking lizard tails. | ||
| People will do anything to escape their current state of mind. | ||
| You know? | ||
| They'll try almost anything. | ||
| Getting high since the beginning of time. | ||
| The cavemen fucking did something with grass and rocks. | ||
| Everybody did some kind of wine it was, I believe. | ||
| Even the cavemen had something they got high off of. | ||
| I'm sure there was all kinds of plants that you could eat that get you fucked up in some way. | ||
| Like tobacco. | ||
| You could eat tobacco. | ||
| Tobacco by itself, it's a stimulant. | ||
| It does something to your brain. | ||
| I wonder if they just would chew the leaves. | ||
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I wonder how they first started using tobacco before they smoked it. | |
| When you do tobacco, a good grade of tobacco... | ||
| You start getting ready. | ||
| Get real antsy. | ||
| Yeah, you ready. | ||
| Get that energy. | ||
| Energy, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cigars give me energy. | ||
| Cigarettes, too. | ||
| That's why, that's why, I don't, nicotine's not good, but every now and then I need to roll a blunt, nigga. | ||
| Yeah, I love blunts. | ||
| Before I wake up. | ||
| Ooh, then I'm gone, right? | ||
| Before working out. | ||
| Different kind of high, right? | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Yeah, that's the best high. | ||
| The blunt high's the best high. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tobacco is one of them. | ||
| Another one of them is the coca leaves. | ||
| Apparently, if you don't make cocaine out of it, you just chew the leaves. | ||
| Yeah, it numbs you. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| They say it's great. | ||
| They do that in Colombia. | ||
| That's all they do, chew the coca leaves. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they put the paste, the cocoa paste. | ||
| Yeah, that shit's all illegal here, though. | ||
| Too many people like it, you know? | ||
| Listen, it's the food of the gods. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| A lot of it is. | ||
| Food of the gods. | ||
| Yeah, it's probably the gateway to the gods. | ||
| There was a book that this guy wrote in the 1970s, a guy named John Marco Allegro. | ||
| He wrote a book on psychedelic mushrooms and Jesus. | ||
| It was called The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross. | ||
| And he was one of those guys that decoded the Dead Sea Scrolls. | ||
| So he was a scholar and he was also an ordained minister, but he became agnostic after he started reading all this biblical literature and stuff and realizing that a lot of these stories come from older and older stories. | ||
| So he reads this thing for 14 years and decodes it and he comes up with this theory that Christianity was really based around psychedelic mushrooms and fertility cults. | ||
| And this whole story about what Jesus is. | ||
| The word Jesus in this guy's translation of ancient Sumerian is a mushroom covered in God's semen. | ||
| But Jesus' story goes all the way back to Babylon. | ||
| His story about the warrior. | ||
| It's all very similar. | ||
| The warrior who killed his wife fooled around him and they said the baby came from him and he's the seed of the god and so they made that into Jesus. | ||
| So to say. | ||
| I don't know if it's true. | ||
| I don't know if it's true either. | ||
| They have the same story. | ||
| He thinks the origins of that story is all psychedelic mushrooms. | ||
| That's what he thinks. | ||
| He thinks people, ancient people, found these psychedelic mushrooms and get connected to God. | ||
| And through eating them, they developed this moral and ethical framework of how to live. | ||
| God gave them visions of how to do things the right way. | ||
| And he thinks it all came from the consumption of these psychedelic mushrooms. | ||
| And this guy was a straight... | ||
| Like, academic. | ||
| He wasn't a crazy person. | ||
| He wasn't like some Timothy Leary guy who was like off the deep end. | ||
| He was a straight-laced, sober academic who came up with this theory. | ||
| It's very interesting stuff. | ||
| We know nothing about us. | ||
| What do we know about the human race? | ||
| What do we know? | ||
| That's who we really are, human? | ||
| Are we really human? | ||
| What are we? | ||
| What are we? | ||
| Here's the weird one, Mike. | ||
| We're so much different than everything else that's here. | ||
| So much different. | ||
| We're so far ahead of everything else that's here. | ||
| We're so far ahead and then still far behind. | ||
| Almost kind of unnatural in a way, right? | ||
| Like we're struggling with our nature. | ||
| More so than any other animal. | ||
| A wolf doesn't wonder, is being a wolf the right thing to do? | ||
| Is this the right life for me? | ||
| Maybe I'm in the wrong gender. | ||
| A wolf doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| It just lives. | ||
| That's what separates us from animals, supposedly. | ||
| Our rationale. | ||
| We can reason. | ||
| Yes, we can reason and we can consider. | ||
| That separates the fox from all the other animals in the jungle. | ||
| He can reason. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He can think. | ||
| The only one, the only instincts. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They have instincts. | ||
| He has reason. | ||
| Well, chimps have instincts, too. | ||
| They do some wild shit. | ||
| They set traps for monkeys. | ||
| That David Attenborough documentary. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| He's detailing how they're setting the traps. | ||
| They go this way, chasing that way. | ||
| The other ones are going this way. | ||
| They have ones waiting. | ||
| So somehow or another, they're communicating with each other. | ||
| And they run right into him. | ||
| He runs right into the other monkey. | ||
| The monkey's right there. | ||
| He runs right into them. | ||
| And he sees them and the monkey just grabs them. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| So easy. | ||
| They didn't even think so hard. | ||
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| The amount of power they must have in their body must be insane. | ||
| To feel what it would feel like to wrestle with a 160 pound chimp, it would feel like they would just snap your arms right off. | ||
| You'd be outmatched. | ||
| It would be ridiculous. | ||
| Just the physical strength that something the size of a human has. | ||
| We can't outfight them. | ||
| We can't outlive them. | ||
| We can't outfuck them. | ||
| We can't outdo nothing compared to them. | ||
| Imagine those ones they found in the Congo that are six feet tall. | ||
| 300 plus pounds. | ||
| Just solid, jacked, chimps, handsy. | ||
| They found one eating a Jaguar, Mike. | ||
| They found it eating a dead jaguar. | ||
| They don't know if it killed a jaguar or if it just found a jaguar dead and started consuming. | ||
| Listen, a jaguar's a match for anything. | ||
| It's a big-ass cat. | ||
| He's the third biggest cat in the world, but he's a match for anything. | ||
| That's a big fucking cat. | ||
| He's a match for a gorilla. | ||
| Actually, it'd be a leopard. | ||
| It's because it's in Africa. | ||
| The jaguar's in South America, so it's a leopard. | ||
| A leopard is what they found him killing. | ||
| They found them eating, rather. | ||
| They don't know if the chimp is still a big-ass cat. | ||
| These cats are hard to beat with these claws and these teeth. | ||
| They're fast as lightning. | ||
| Yeah, they don't know. | ||
| But the locals do have a name for them. | ||
| They call them lion killers. | ||
| It's a very controversial subject because there's not that many of them. | ||
| It's very hard to get where they are to study them. | ||
| But they have photos of them. | ||
| They have skin tissue. | ||
| They have skulls. | ||
| They have all these things that indicate there's something different about these chimps. | ||
| You know, the lions. | ||
| They rip your skin when they rip you. | ||
| They go right into your muscles. | ||
| They rip you out, man. | ||
| It's not easy fighting those big cats. | ||
| Our skin is so bullshit compared to theirs. | ||
| Even dogs. | ||
| If a dog gets bit by another dog, you go and check it, there's no blood. | ||
| It didn't even make them bleed. | ||
| Listen, the lions, they take chunks out you, man. | ||
| They scratch you. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| And they get on their back and they gut you. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| They get you on top of you and they gut you. | ||
| We're so soft in comparison. | ||
| But a chimp's not. | ||
| A big-ass chimp has thick skin like a cat does. | ||
| But we have this. | ||
| Supposedly we have this. | ||
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| Do you think it's possible that human beings were, at least, our evolution was pushed along by something else? | ||
| Like, if evolution is real, do you think it's possible that something came down here and manipulated it? | ||
| Why did everything get smaller? | ||
| Why did the animal and the people started getting smaller? | ||
| Because we don't have to use our bodies. | ||
| No, we used to be giants there with them, because they also have the Cyclops disease. | ||
| Can you look that up? | ||
| Well, there's occasionally some giants. | ||
| No, they have stories of human Cyclops, so they thought it was true. | ||
| So they found out there's a Cyclops disease. | ||
| Oh, no shit. | ||
| In ancient times, there was a Cyclops disease when you're born with one eye. | ||
| Oh, whoa. | ||
| That's why I wanted to look it up. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So it was a disease? | ||
| So they found a skull or something like that? | ||
| Yeah, it was like being... | ||
| Deformed. | ||
| Just having a physical deformity. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But it was a common deformity? | ||
| Or enough so that they knew it? | ||
| It was just one eye right in the head. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Did you see it in there? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Wow. | ||
| That's fucking insane. | ||
| It's called cyclopia. | ||
| Wow, I always thought that was a myth. | ||
| I never knew that there was an actual disease. | ||
| You're talking to me when you're talking about this. | ||
| I'm like Alex Jones in ancient times. | ||
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You are, man. | |
| Can you make that a little bit bigger, Jamie? | ||
| Right there? | ||
| Yeah, cyclopia is derived from the Greek word cyclops, meaning ring-eyed. | ||
| It's a rare condition that causes a child to be born with one eye, no nose. | ||
| And a proboscis, a nose-like growth above the eye. | ||
| Brother, brother, I need the hit. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I'm telling you, nigga. | ||
| However, it isn't that a baby has one eye. | ||
| It's a severe malformation of the baby's brain early in the pregnancy. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| So both of the cyclopia often results in miscarriage or stillbirth. | ||
| Survival after birth is mostly a matter of a few hours. | ||
| Doctors also call it holoprosanthophyll. | ||
| Prosanthophyll. | ||
| So say 10,000 years, 100,000 years, maybe they did something where they were able to be accepted into the world. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It says there's no way to prevent it and there's no cure. | ||
| Most cases of cyclopia are usually detected early if you receive the proper prenatal care. | ||
| So this is talking about humans to this day still get it. | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| What was the guy named that wrote the Trojan War? | ||
| What was his name again? | ||
| Homer. | ||
| Homer made a monster out of the guy. | ||
| Maybe there was a few that lived that were big. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| What happened? | ||
| They got skulls? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What do you got there? | ||
| Just skulls. | ||
| I saw the skulls too. | ||
| I don't know if they're real skulls, but check them out. | ||
| The weirdest skulls, Mike. | ||
| Are those skulls old? | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| Oh, is that real? | ||
| I don't even know what that is. | ||
| Let me say that again? | ||
| There's a lot. | ||
| Let me say that again? | ||
| That's a lot for me, too. | ||
| I think that's real, dude. | ||
| That's exactly what they were talking about. | ||
| A proboscis above the eye. | ||
| Man, anything can happen to us. | ||
| We don't know who we are. | ||
| We could be born like fish. | ||
| We could look like... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| We're just used to this. | ||
| Whatever it is to be a person, we're used to it, but it's not normal. | ||
| So, listen. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| How much does a skeleton weigh? | ||
| All of this is in the way. | ||
| We're in the way. | ||
| I want to say it's about 18 pounds. | ||
| Probably a little less. | ||
| I go less than that. | ||
| Less? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I don't know, 14, 12. 14 pounds? | ||
| 12 probably. | ||
| That's 15% of total body weight. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Always. | ||
| I mean, bone density, right? | ||
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Right. | |
| The skeleton. | ||
| I typed in skeleton. | ||
| Skeleton weighs about 12 to 15% of your body weight. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's not what I heard. | ||
| Yeah, I heard it was a pretty specific number. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It's nothing that's carrying all this stuff. | ||
| We're mostly meat and water. | ||
| You know? | ||
| 20 pounds? | ||
| Oh, so 20 pounds average. | ||
| But then if you're a weightlifter, I bet it's probably heavier. | ||
| But probably not that much, right? | ||
| It's just the fact that 20 pounds is holding all this shit. | ||
| I know, it's nuts. | ||
| And then all the joints and tendons and ligaments and shit. | ||
| How many times have you ever had to have surgery? | ||
| I don't know, from like motorcycle accidents. | ||
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Really? | |
| Nothing from fighting. | ||
| Nothing from fighting? | ||
| No. | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| Only stitched up in these buttheads or something. | ||
| But other than that, nothing. | ||
| What did you do in a motorcycle accident? | ||
| Oh, bust my lungs, shattered my back, and I still fight. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| That was from a motorcycle crash? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Oh, it was fucked up. | ||
| It broke my shoulder. | ||
| And then I never knew it was broken. | ||
| The doctor said, how long was your shoulder broken? | ||
| I said, my shoulder's never been broken. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| It's been broken. | ||
| I never knew my shoulder was broken. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| You just let it heal? | ||
| Yeah, just let it heal. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I never knew. | ||
| If I knew, I wouldn't have went to the doctor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That was one of the craziest post-fight interviews ever, where you were explaining that you broke your back. | ||
| What I really meant was that my back was chipping away, that little by little it started chipping away. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Backs are a motherfucker, because as soon as they start going... | ||
| You're finished. | ||
| And the question is, you can't sit down too much, you gotta be active. | ||
| You gotta stay mobile. | ||
| Once you keep sitting around the sciatica, if it comes down, I don't care how healthy you are, how much in shape it comes in when you sit too much, you're looking at home watching television. | ||
| You ever fuck with yoga? | ||
| No, I probably need to. | ||
| I just thought of it right now when you said that. | ||
| I was like, goddamn, Mike would be great at yoga. | ||
| Because you would get obsessed with it. | ||
| It's hard to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's fucking hard. | ||
| My family don't like my obsession habit. | ||
| Of course they don't. | ||
| But that's how you become a Mike Tyson. | ||
| You have to be an obsessed person. | ||
| I'll be in the home. | ||
| I won't eat for days. | ||
| Baby, tell me, baby. | ||
| Ramadan is over, okay? | ||
| Are you fasting? | ||
| Yeah, periodically. | ||
| Listen, I can't even believe I did this for it. | ||
| Fasting is a weird one. | ||
| People get really into it. | ||
| They get a couple of days in. | ||
| Sometimes because it's a narcotic, a natural narcotic. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah, definitely. | ||
| What does it feel like when you do it? | ||
| I've never fasted for more than a day. | ||
| Hey, um, sometimes you forget to eat the whole day. | ||
| It's just, um, I can't even explain it. | ||
| It's euphoric, but you can't even explain it. | ||
| You totally forget to eat. | ||
| Uh-uh. | ||
| At nighttime, you forget to eat. | ||
| It's just intense. | ||
| It's a really calm intensity. | ||
| It's got to be good to give your digestive system a break every now and then. | ||
| I mean, it only makes sense that that's a good idea. | ||
| People eat too much as it is. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| We as a race. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We as a race. | ||
| Human beings as a race, we eat too much as it is. | ||
| Yeah, we over consume. | ||
| And not only do we eat too much, we eat what kills us quicker. | ||
| I know. | ||
| And it's everywhere. | ||
| That's the other thing. | ||
| What kills us quicker is all over the place. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And in certain countries, only, you know, sell all that fat, all that product, like in sweeten or something. | ||
| You gotta eat all this stuff with all this magical motions and food products in there. | ||
| Yeah, all the shit that preserves things, all the weird stuff that gives people inflammation. | ||
| We got a lot of that in our diets. | ||
| Yeah, some of these cultures, they ain't going to feed you all this fat and sugar stuff. | ||
| That's not going to do it. | ||
| Think about it in the 80s, right? | ||
| Everybody in Russia was in shape. | ||
| They must have put a national shape there. | ||
| Everybody was in shape in the 80s in Russia. | ||
| Really? | ||
| All those countries, those communist countries, they were all in shape. | ||
| They all won gold medals at the Olympics all the time. | ||
| They were always in shape. | ||
| Always in better condition than Americans. | ||
| You saw when they did the statistics on how many overweight Americans they are? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| And the guys that don't even look overweight are overweight. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because they don't have any muscle. | ||
| They're just all fat, even if they're not that big. | ||
| You're still obese. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's very common. | ||
| Because it's the diet. | ||
| It's so easy to eat cheeseburgers. | ||
| It's so easy to pull into a drive-thru. | ||
| It's nothing wrong with doing it every now and then. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| But we do it constantly. | ||
| Constantly. | ||
| You know, when I was a little kid, we didn't have enough money to buy stuff. | ||
| We had to get free food. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, free lunches. | ||
| We weren't like, you know... | ||
| We just didn't have any money. | ||
| You wouldn't believe America would do that to people. | ||
| You have to leave people with no money. | ||
| It's no matter what you are, Puerto Rican, black, poor, white, there's no option to live for anything. | ||
| You're on your own. | ||
| If you make it, you make it. | ||
| If you don't, you don't. | ||
| This is the only country that's like that, I believe. | ||
| What do you think that is? | ||
| Do you think it's people not understanding what it's like to be that poor? | ||
| No, it's about survival of the fittest. | ||
| I know it sounds bad. | ||
| It doesn't sound good in this country. | ||
| That's what it's all about. | ||
| A perfect world. | ||
| Without struggle, there's no progress. | ||
| They did this study with rats where Utopia, Rat Utopia, where they gave the rats all the food and all the space they want and all the women and sex they want, and they wind up all killing each other. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, and dying out. | ||
| Because once they had everything they wanted, they'd break up in sets. | ||
| and groups and they start raping and fighting and killing each other and then they stop breathing and they just all die out. | ||
| So without struggle there's no progress. | ||
| In a perfect world we're all fucking dead. | ||
| That's heavy, because it makes sense. | ||
| It makes sense that the rats would need some sort of conflict. | ||
| There'd be the rats that are the aggressive ones here, the non-aggressive, and then there's a group of rats. | ||
| They're aggressive, but they only consider, they only think about being clean. | ||
| They stay clean, and they have aggressive ones too, but cleanliness is what you notice about them. | ||
| Then you have the victim mouse over there, then you have the aggressive, violent ones over here. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| We done a lot of fucked up studies on rats. | ||
| Think about it. | ||
| We're the rats. | ||
| We're the big rats. | ||
| The bigger brain, supposedly. | ||
| We definitely don't look at all animals the same way, right? | ||
| With rats, we feel like we're allowed to do experiments on them. | ||
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Rats and monkeys. | |
| Like, if we do experiments on puppies, people get real mad. | ||
| Monkeys, too. | ||
| Yeah, monkeys, too. | ||
| They feel like monkeys are almost like you have to do it. | ||
| But they look at rats as, ugh, they're disgusting. | ||
| They don't look at them like nice, pretty, little white rats. | ||
| Look at those rats that's in the gutter. | ||
| Because those are the rats they use, the nice little white rats. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, doing experiments on monkeys is hardcore. | ||
| The reason they do rats, because rats and roaches, they have the highest survival rate. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That's why we do tests. | ||
| We do tests. | ||
| Because they're robust. | ||
| They're robust mammals. | ||
| They're hard to kill. | ||
| Real hard to kill. | ||
| I'm talking about, from a survival basis, I'm talking about cats and stuff, hunting them, not human beings. | ||
| Even us involved, they're very difficult to kill. | ||
| Did you ever see that Netflix documentary around rats? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's fucking amazing. | ||
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It's crazy. | |
| It's how intelligent they were, huh? | ||
| They're so intelligent, they'll send a young rat to check out something to see if it's poison. | ||
| They're like, why don't you go check? | ||
| And that guy goes over there and eats it, and they watch him, and if he dies, they go, mm-mm. | ||
| Listen, roosters do that, too. | ||
| Do they really? | ||
| If they see a rooster they don't like, they rush him real quick and pluck him, and when he starts bleeding, once you start bleeding, all the other chickens start pucking you. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And if he's going to fight over a woman, he'll push you outside. | ||
| If you see the shadow of a hawk or something, he'll push you outside for the hawk. | ||
| These guys are extremely smart. | ||
| A rooster. | ||
| A fucking rooster. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| They get jealous. | ||
| Makes sense, man. | ||
| Birds are clever. | ||
| They're a lot more clever than we ever thought they were. | ||
| Like when they started doing those intelligence tests on crows and ravens, they're like, holy shit! | ||
| Listen, how do you get a pigeon to fly from a thousand miles from here to there? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And every time you take him, he goes back. | ||
| And you hold him there for five years and let him go and he goes back. | ||
| How the fuck is that happening? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I fly birds. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| When you were flying those birds, did you ever wonder, like, how are they communicating? | ||
| How are they figuring it out? | ||
| What are they using? | ||
| Hey, this is scientific. | ||
| A guess. | ||
| When birds fly, just like us, it's electric. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Some kind of electric... | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Electric... | ||
| Electromagnetic. | ||
| Some kind of vibe that leads them. | ||
| That's how it helps the birds to migrate. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's some kind of electricity. | ||
| That happens. | ||
| I can't really... | ||
| I don't even know how to explain it to you. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| I don't know how to explain it either, but I know what you're saying. | ||
| I did read about that. | ||
| We're all static. | ||
| We're electric. | ||
| All of us, we have that electric stuff. | ||
| That's when we touch each other. | ||
| We almost electrocute each other every now and then. | ||
| You touch your body. | ||
| Yeah, static. | ||
| Jamie, pull up how do birds navigate? | ||
| Because I think that's what they do. | ||
| I think they use the poles, like the magnetic poles. | ||
| I think it's all guesswork, though. | ||
| They're trying to figure out how they do it. | ||
| But the way they do it... | ||
| How do you know to be responsible to take a whole petruna bird that's never been south and you're taking them south? | ||
| They've never been south before, but we're going south. | ||
| How do they know to go south? | ||
| And they all stay in line. | ||
| If they've all been in this one place breeding, now we gotta go south. | ||
| If it was one place hanging out, now we gotta go south and breed. | ||
| That's a whole different kind of animal. | ||
| Something that flies. | ||
| You know how wild that must be? | ||
| To just all that bullshit going on the ground. | ||
| You don't have to fuck with that. | ||
| You just get up in the sky. | ||
| But listen. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| You still gotta come down and eat like everybody else. | ||
| You still gotta come off the throne and eat. | ||
| You definitely do. | ||
| But what a wild way to live. | ||
| You know, swooping down on shit. | ||
| Well, you gotta worry about shit swooping down on you, too. | ||
| True. | ||
| Researchers have discovered a small spot on the beak of pigeons and some of the birds that contains magnetite. | ||
| Magnetite is a magnetized rock which may act as a tiny GPS unit for the homing pigeon by giving it information about its position relative to Earth's poles. | ||
| Holy fuck. | ||
| Researchers have also found some specialized cells in birds' eyes that may help them see magnetic fields. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| It is thought that birds can use both the beak magnetite and the eye sensors to travel long distances over areas that do not have many landmarks, such as the ocean. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| In humans, deposits of magnetite have been found in bones in our noses. | ||
| Do you think we use Earth's magnetic field to know which way we are headed? | ||
| Wow, I wonder... | ||
| Even humans. | ||
| Maybe that's something like the appendix that we grew out of. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You know, some people just... | ||
| Just walk. | ||
| As kids, some people just walk. | ||
| They walk for miles or something. | ||
| Just walk. | ||
| Yeah, maybe they have a better sense. | ||
| Maybe it's something that, like, atrophies without use. | ||
| You know, find out how far a bear can smell. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Say a polar bear. | ||
| How far can a polar bear smell? | ||
| Oh, polar bears. | ||
| Their noses are, like, nine times stronger than a bloodhound. | ||
| It's something insane. | ||
| They can smell a period for so many... | ||
| Oh, I can only imagine. | ||
| A period of another bear? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They can smell it. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Polar bear can smell seals and other animals up to nine kilometers, 5.6 miles away. | ||
| They can even smell the breathing holes seals create in the ice from almost one kilometer. | ||
| So although polar bear hunting ranges Can span several hundred miles. | ||
| Their sharp olfactory sense helps keep them fed. | ||
| So they smell for miles and miles and they know which way to go. | ||
| So if a polar bear has a period or if any animal's wounded or bleeding, 20 miles. | ||
| I know, there was something like that. | ||
| It was even more than that. | ||
| They can smell a seal on ice 20 miles away. | ||
| That is fucking crazy. | ||
| Hold on, put that up again. | ||
| That is so crazy. | ||
| Sniff out a seal's den that has been covered in snow and even find a seal's air hole in ice up to one mile away. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Well, they have to have that. | ||
| Can you imagine that thing smelling a tiger fart? | ||
| It could smell for miles away. | ||
| Miles away! | ||
| Someone explained to me the way a dog smells. | ||
| They were talking about skunk. | ||
| A skunk, it only takes a few parts per million and you can smell a skunk. | ||
| That's a weird smell. | ||
| When a skunk gets killed by a car in your neighborhood, everybody smells it for a mile away. | ||
| That's the only smell that we know that's like that. | ||
| That's like an organic smell. | ||
| And he was saying, now imagine that plus times 10 for everything. | ||
| Like everything. | ||
| He said a dog, like a bloodhound, can smell not just your cheeseburger, they can smell the ketchup, they can smell the pickles, they can smell the cheese, they smell the buns. | ||
| A bear is nothing but the dog of the fucking jungle. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| A bear is in the dog family. | ||
| Did you ever see the short-faced bear? | ||
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No. | |
| You ever see that thing? | ||
| It looked like a dog. | ||
| It's a giant bear that lived, again, during the Ice Age. | ||
| And they think it might have even prevented people from crossing over that land bridge between Asia and North America. | ||
| They think it might have inhabited... | ||
| Look at the size of that. | ||
| Look at the size of that fucking thing. | ||
| That's a short-faced bear. | ||
| They think it might have inhabited that area in between the two continents. | ||
| And they were so predatory that it would have prevented travel. | ||
| Like, look how big that is. | ||
| Yeah, well, you could tell he couldn't live long because he had to run it down. | ||
| Because everything else would be too small for him. | ||
| He had to be able to run his prey down. | ||
| Yeah, look at the way he's built. | ||
| I mean, that's not built like a bear like we think of. | ||
| That short-faced bear, the way the length of the limbs, it looks like something that could run fast. | ||
| That's what's terrifying. | ||
| He's gonna do good in the prairie, but he's not gonna do good coming down the hills and going up mountains. | ||
| I don't know what he's going to do good at, but he's going to do good at eating people, I'll tell you that. | ||
| That's why he didn't survive. | ||
| That's why he didn't survive. | ||
| He was too big. | ||
| Probably, right? | ||
| You could see him. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| They probably hunted him to extinction. | ||
| I mean, if you found out that something like that was out there killing everybody. | ||
| No, you find that you can stay warm from his coat. | ||
| I eat his meat. | ||
| That's true, too. | ||
| They were eating bears, too, back then. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Oh, they eat them now. | ||
| Yeah, bears are edible. | ||
| That's a big risk back then. | ||
| You know, when all you have is, like, spears and... | ||
| What are those things called where they have, like, a spear... | ||
| an atlatl, right? | ||
| Is that what it's called? | ||
| Well, listen, they killed woolly mammoths. | ||
| They're bigger than... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They were vicious than bears. | ||
| Listen, we're the top apex predator. | ||
| Nobody could reach our level. | ||
| Nobody is as vicious as we are. | ||
| I'm more rational in thinking. | ||
| Definitely not today. | ||
| Today we're running the food chain. | ||
| There's no question. | ||
| And that's one of the weird things about human conflict, right? | ||
| You're talking about we always have to have some kind of conflict. | ||
| Like we were talking about the RAC study. | ||
| That exists with us too, right? | ||
| You have to have conflict. | ||
| There's no doubt about it. | ||
| If you don't have nobody to fight, you find somebody to fight. | ||
| You make somebody to fight. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You gotta either make your own conflict, or you choose to do something, or cause conflict. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's human nature. | ||
| It is, right? | ||
| Even from nice people. | ||
| It's just human nature. | ||
| It's just who you are. | ||
| It's just what you are. | ||
| You're not good or bad. | ||
| You just are. | ||
| You know when you see that, Mike? | ||
| You see when nice people get real aggressive about certain issues that they care about. | ||
| You see they get, whether it's like a woman's right to choose, abortion rights. | ||
| They're real aggressive. | ||
| Like nice people can say real, mean, horrible things if it's about that subject. | ||
| Yeah, if you talk about... | ||
| You know, I don't even want to say my daughter's a part of the unit. | ||
| The young ladies that want to become men. | ||
| I'm a big supporter. | ||
| I have a daughter that's in that, I don't know, what do you call it? | ||
| Community. | ||
| It's a community. | ||
| And I love how I respect her, so I respect the community. | ||
| You know, that's pretty much I know. | ||
| She's a part of the community, and she's very aggressive, like you were saying. | ||
| I had a young man named Lil Bootsy, a young rapper. | ||
| You have to know, he has to curse a lot in his music and stuff, and he said something negative about Dwyane Wade's son. | ||
| I believe he has a gay son or something, and he said something disrespectful about him. | ||
| And my daughter came to my... | ||
| She lives in New York, She came from New York to Los Angeles because she knew I was interviewing this guy. | ||
| Came in the room and sat down and said, what do you think? | ||
| Who do you think you are to talk about people like that that don't even talk about you? | ||
| CNN said nothing about you. | ||
| Why did you have to talk? | ||
| And I'm like, whoa. | ||
| I said, where did this come from? | ||
| I didn't know she was coming here. | ||
| I said, what is she doing here? | ||
| Why is she disrespecting my space? | ||
| It comes in my... | ||
| They come in here right now, your sister, your daughter come in here right now and looks at this guy and says, hey, who do you think you are? | ||
| Talking to Dwyane Wade's son. | ||
| And I'm like, hey, how do I handle this? | ||
| This guy's going to... | ||
| Say something stupid and then I'm going to lose my job because I have to defend my daughter. | ||
| Even if she's wrong, I have to defend if this guy is disrespectful. | ||
| And I'm glad this guy was respectful enough and he was a dignified guy and had more respect than people thought he did. | ||
| And he listened out. | ||
| It was just interesting to see somebody I brought in this world handle an issue. | ||
| Do you understand that? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Somebody that I love is willing to die for some issue. | ||
| I don't really... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not against them. | ||
| But now I'm with these people without even wanting to be involved with this in a way. | ||
| Do you understand what I mean? | ||
| Yeah, I do know what you mean. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's a... | ||
| You know, when your child asserts themselves in a way that's very powerful to them, like means a lot to them, it changes your thoughts of whatever that thing are. | ||
| My thoughts is that right or wrong, I'm just there to fight. | ||
| I don't care if they're right or wrong, I'm just there. | ||
| Of course, you're the father. | ||
| That's the strongest bond in the world. | ||
| That would be the most terrifying situation ever. | ||
| The most terrifying situation ever. | ||
| We get in an argument with your daughter. | ||
| Well, you're right there. | ||
| She's meaner than I was. | ||
| You don't want to get involved with her. | ||
| This is not funny at all. | ||
| You don't want to get angry. | ||
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I believe you. | |
| I don't use the word bitch and stuff and like chick and broad and stuff if I'm around her. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Not worth it. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Lady, I gotta say, him or her, it, whatever she tells me to say, this is what I say. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's mean. | ||
| She's mean. | ||
| All the women on the price side of my family, who's my mother, they don't take no crap. | ||
| They don't take no crap. | ||
| There's a lot of women fighters now. | ||
| That's an interesting turn of events over the last few decades. | ||
| A lot of women are UFC fighters. | ||
| I said one day I had Gabe Rose. | ||
| Remember Rose? | ||
| Rose number, yeah. | ||
| I said, Rose is hot. | ||
| And the Chinese girl that was fighting said, Mike doesn't know nothing about boxing. | ||
| He's an idiot. | ||
| And she wanted to fight me. | ||
| I'm so happy Rose knocked her out. | ||
| I thought she was going to kill Rose. | ||
| Because I said, well, Rose is hot. | ||
| It's obvious that Mike Tyson doesn't know nothing about the fight game and this and that. | ||
| I wonder if she really said that, though, because someone had to translate that from Chinese. | ||
| No, listen, I'm sure she said that. | ||
| I'm sure she said that. | ||
| I'm trying to let her off the hook. | ||
| I'm sure she said it. | ||
| She didn't fool her. | ||
| And I'm thinking she's going to kill Rose. | ||
| Rose clocked her. | ||
| Oh, God, thank God. | ||
| Rose caught her with a high kick. | ||
| Beautiful kick. | ||
| Beautiful kick. | ||
| And the second fight was really good, too. | ||
| She fought her twice? | ||
| Yeah, they fought a second time. | ||
| What happened there? | ||
| Rose won a decision. | ||
| And it was a really good fight. | ||
| Really good fight. | ||
| See, Rose surprised her. | ||
| She thought she was going to come kick Rose's pretty ass. | ||
| Rose is no joke, man. | ||
| Well, no, not at all. | ||
| She's so serious. | ||
| And when she was, before that fight, this was, I talked to her about it in the post-fight interview. | ||
| She was standing there while they're, like, introducing the fighters. | ||
| She's sitting there going, I'm the best! | ||
| I'm the best! | ||
| I'm the best! | ||
| She just kept saying that. | ||
| That's what I say in that fight. | ||
| She just kept saying it. | ||
| The best in the world. | ||
| The best if nobody could match me. | ||
| I'm the best ever. | ||
| I'm the sick kid, right? | ||
| But you were right. | ||
| At the time, you were right. | ||
| When she's saying it, she was right, too. | ||
| She was right. | ||
| She channeled it. | ||
| Look at her right here. | ||
| She's ready. | ||
| Yeah, she's just going, I'm the best. | ||
| I'm the best. | ||
| And then when I interviewed her afterwards, she goes, yeah, I am the best. | ||
| And we were laughing. | ||
| It was really funny. | ||
| I asked her about it. | ||
| Look at her crying. | ||
| Buffer was saying your name. | ||
| You were saying to yourself, I'm the best. | ||
| I'm the best. | ||
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I am the best. | |
| I mean, come on. | ||
| How do you not love her? | ||
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You sure we are. | |
| There's no doubt about that now. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| I mean, look at her crying like that. | ||
| Shit, nigga. | ||
| I got my eyes wet. | ||
| It's a crazy thing, man. | ||
| It's a crazy thing to see. | ||
| Fighting's so emotional. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| People don't understand fighting is so spiritual. | ||
| There's a lot to that. | ||
| When you're expressing yourself in a fight, when you watch a perfect performance, the excited energy that spreads from people watching that all over the world. | ||
| If somebody watched one of your great knockouts, if you were watching it live, all these people watching together, this excited burst of energy goes through the whole world. | ||
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I always wish I could be... | |
| In the stands watching me fight. | ||
| Did anybody do that that way for you? | ||
| Was there one guy who you used to like to watch fight live? | ||
| Shit, Duran. | ||
| Duran. | ||
| I wasn't around in the 70s, but like in 79, 80, 81, 82. Shit. | ||
| His whole career in the 80s. | ||
| What a monster. | ||
| Most people don't even know the Duran pre-welterweight. | ||
| They think of Duran as being welterweight, but the Ken Buchanan days. | ||
| Seven years undefeated champion. | ||
| He was a vicious motherfucker at lightweight. | ||
| My God, he was good. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| That was probably his best division, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was just an intelligent savage. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| When he went up in weight, he was out boxing these smack monsters like Hagler and these guys. | ||
| They thought Hagler was gonna kill him. | ||
| Yeah, and Hagler was Hagler back then. | ||
| Yeah, the whole 12 or 15 rounds was Crazy. | ||
| Close decision, too. | ||
| It was a close fight. | ||
| Well, even when he fought Davey Moore, people thought he was Davey. | ||
| Oh, I was at that fight. | ||
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Were you really? | |
| I was 18, I was at that fight. | ||
| When was I 18, I was 18 to 17, I was at that fight. | ||
| I'll never forget. | ||
| It was 82, 83. I didn't watch that fight live, because I was sad, because it was like post-Nomas. | ||
| Yo! | ||
| Duran went through a period of darkness, right? | ||
| But I saw like... | ||
| Davey Moore at the time had like 9 fights, 10 fights. | ||
| The man had, what, 80 fights? | ||
| The man had a lot of fights. | ||
| He had over 100 fights in his career. | ||
| Yeah, he had a lot of fights. | ||
| And when he dropped Davey Moore... | ||
| Oh, I was right. | ||
| The crowd wouldn't quit. | ||
| I couldn't believe it. | ||
| Listen, it was nothing but 19,850 Latinos, okay? | ||
| That was 20,000, man. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Only 500 people, probably 200 people weren't Latino, okay? | ||
| 19,000 people, 800, that was all Latino. | ||
| Did you see, is it called The Four Kings? | ||
| What is that documentary? | ||
| Yeah, Hagler, Leonard, Tommy Hearns, and Duran. | ||
| And they followed their career, they followed their ascension. | ||
| They weren't afraid to fight each other. | ||
| Oh man, they fought each other in wars, man. | ||
| Crazy, they would never do that now. | ||
| Well, I mean, maybe if you stirred the right amount of money around... | ||
| But listen, Duran and Hearns, they made more money than the welterweights do now. | ||
| Probably, right? | ||
| No, they did. | ||
| They had $7,000, $20 million fights. | ||
| These welterweights, nobody in this welterweight gets $20 million fights. | ||
| Probably Pacquiao, but nobody in here gets that kind of money like Lyndon and Duran got. | ||
| They kind of have to all fight it out, right? | ||
| Yeah, the best fought the best. | ||
| That's why they got the most money. | ||
| Do you think that's possible today? | ||
| Like, if that would be possible, if you had a tournament that would get together like Terrence Crawford, Errol Spence, all these guys, I mean Pacquiao's kind of, I think he's retired. | ||
| He can still fight and still beat some of these guys. | ||
| He still can, yes. | ||
| He just beat Thurman. | ||
| Thurman's no bum at no measure at all. | ||
| No, not at all. | ||
| And he dropped him with a right hand, a sneaky right hand. | ||
| The guy that he fought, that guy was just awkward, long arms and stuff. | ||
| He should've fought somebody else. | ||
| Well, it was a big change in opponent, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who was he supposed to fight? | ||
| He was supposed to fight a big-name guy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But this guy's just one of those Cuban fighters. | ||
| He's awkward. | ||
| He's hard to fight. | ||
| He's going to be tough for Spence. | ||
| Spence, too. | ||
| This guy's going to give Spence some problems, too, I think. | ||
| I might be wrong. | ||
| Spence might hit him on the chin and he's knocking cold. | ||
| Spence has serious power. | ||
| It's good to see. | ||
| He needs to be more active. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Consistency. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, he did go through that crazy car accident. | ||
| Remember he flipped his Ferrari? | ||
| Listen, we forget that, don't we? | ||
| This guy should be insane. | ||
| He should be dead. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He should be dead. | ||
| I mean, he's so fortunate that he's alive. | ||
| That's what I mean. | ||
| He should be one of these insane to him. | ||
| His brain should be rattled up. | ||
| Dude, he's so lucky. | ||
| You saw him fly out the car? | ||
| Yeah, he's so lucky he's alive. | ||
| So lucky he's alive. | ||
| Holy moly. | ||
| So lucky he's alive. | ||
| That's just like... | ||
| I think all he did was chip a tooth. | ||
| You saw him fly out the car though? | ||
| Fly out of the fucking car. | ||
| I've been dead. | ||
| What happened to me? | ||
| He broke his pinky or something? | ||
| I don't think it was that bad. | ||
| Whatever it was, it was not that bad. | ||
| I mean, I was watching him hit myths. | ||
| Was he drunk and stuff when that happened? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just know he lost control. | ||
| I mean, he was a Ferrari. | ||
| You know, a car like that is so fucking fast. | ||
| The average person who doesn't know how to drive that good can get themselves in trouble real quick with one of those. | ||
| I've gotten so many speeding tickets in my life. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's racing other people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You see them with their Porsche and my Ferrari. | ||
| Let's go! | ||
| That's so dangerous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can get cars today that are just so fucking fast. | ||
| Just a regular car. | ||
| The power keeps going up and up and up. | ||
| Say I want a really nice car, a really nice sports car. | ||
| Say I want a... | ||