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April 18, 2018 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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Joe Rogan Experience #1106 - Colion Noir
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joe rogan
How do I pronounce your name?
colion noir
Coleon Noir.
joe rogan
Coleon?
unidentified
Yeah.
colion noir
Okay.
Now, there's a conspiracy out there.
Okay.
I made this name up.
joe rogan
Yeah, we'll talk about that.
We'll talk about that.
We're live already?
How'd you do that so quickly?
Oh, you're a wizard.
What's the conspiracy about your name?
Your name is Coleon Noir.
What's the conspiracy about your name?
colion noir
That I made it up to hide who I really was.
joe rogan
Oh, some CIA type shit.
colion noir
Yeah, like everybody gets to have like pseudonyms except for me.
When you're talking about guns, you don't get to have pseudonyms.
joe rogan
Did you have a different name?
colion noir
Yeah, my name's Collins.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
So you did change your name.
colion noir
Yeah, I did.
joe rogan
But there's a conspiracy behind you changing your name.
But that's not real.
You just decided you wanted a different name.
colion noir
I got into guns and I wanted to start watching gun videos.
And so I wanted to make a YouTube channel.
And I didn't want to use my real name because I thought that wasn't cool enough.
And so I said...
joe rogan
You thought your name wasn't cool enough?
colion noir
No, I didn't want to...
joe rogan
That's such an African-American thing.
colion noir
Yeah, pretty much.
joe rogan
Yeah, I mean, I know comedians have changed their names, like Earthquake.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You don't know who Earthquake is?
Fucking hilarious comedian, man.
He's hilarious.
But a white dude couldn't call himself Earthquake.
colion noir
Yeah, he could.
Nah.
joe rogan
You could, but nobody would...
unidentified
A wrestler.
joe rogan
Oh, there's a wrestler named Earthquake?
But that's different.
That's different.
He's probably a big giant guy, right?
So, what's your original name?
What's your actual full original name?
colion noir
I'll give you my first name.
I just don't want to make it easy for people to show up at my house.
Collins.
Collins is my real name.
joe rogan
That's a fine name.
Something wrong with that name.
colion noir
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
joe rogan
Why'd that name bother you to the point where you didn't want to have it on...
colion noir
No, I just thought it'd be more fun to just come up with a pseudonym for my YouTube channel.
I didn't start my YouTube channel thinking, all right, I'm going to start this channel and I'm going to build this whole brand behind it.
No, it was just...
joe rogan
You did it for fun.
colion noir
Yeah.
One of my friends, he called me Killer Coleon.
That was kind of a little nickname that I had.
And so I was like, okay, we'll just use Coleon.
And then I'm like, I'm always in black.
joe rogan
Why did he call you Killer Coleon?
colion noir
I have no idea.
I talked to him to this day and I still don't know why he called me that.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's nicknames, man, that just happen sometimes.
colion noir
Now, there is a rapper in Houston by that name.
joe rogan
Killer Coleone?
colion noir
Coleone, yeah.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
colion noir
Yeah.
So I don't know if maybe he listened to him, and then my name Collins, and then Coleone, and so forth and so on.
Yeah, so.
joe rogan
So how did you get wrapped up with the NRA? So we should cover a couple of things here today.
colion noir
We'll do the origin story.
joe rogan
Yeah, so you're kind of like a spokesperson for the NRA. Not official spokesperson.
Not official.
Unofficial.
colion noir
No, I am.
joe rogan
You are a member of the NRA? Do they recognize you?
Do they appreciate you?
How does that work?
colion noir
Okay, so the way it started, I mean, I'm going to start from the beginning.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
So I had a friend of mine, a good friend of mine, who called me up one day and was like...
Do you want to go shooting?
And I was like, because at the time, I really wasn't pro-gun.
And this was about, I was around 23, 24?
joe rogan
I'm 34. So this is 10 years ago.
colion noir
Yeah.
And I hesitated a little bit because my background growing up, like, I didn't grow up with guns in the house.
No one in my family had a gun.
And for me, the idea and the notion of being a young black male with a gun, it's always...
I saw it through, exactly, through the lens of, you know, gangbanger, drug dealer, so forth and so on.
So that's the mindset I had with respect to firearms.
Unconsciously, right?
I didn't even realize, I wasn't even conscious of it until I started getting into this very heavy and realized, okay, wow, I was thinking like that, didn't realize it.
And so, but at the same time, I told myself, Why am I afraid of essentially what is an inanimate object, right?
So I think to myself, I'm like, all right, I really don't want to go.
I'm a little terrified, but you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
And so I remember getting to the range.
We get to the range, and we walk into the door, and then I hear the door for where the actual bays are, and I hear the pop, pop, pop go off.
And I'm like, holy crap, this is actually happening.
And so I kind of had this nervousness, but I'm with my friend, right?
And so I don't want my friend to feel like, okay, you're acting kind of like a bitch, right?
So I kind of kept it to myself.
We get to the counter.
We do all the paperwork that, you know, requisite paperwork, liability forms, all that.
And he has his gun.
We get some ammo.
We go to the lane.
I remember it was the very last lane.
It was, maybe the range was Top Gun in Houston.
And so we go to the very last range.
He gives me kind of like a brief instruction about how to shoot the gun, how to load it, so forth and so on.
And so at that point, I remember picking up the gun, terrified, not knowing what to expect, not knowing what was going to happen.
So I remember picking it up.
It was a little Taurus PT-11, PT-111 Millennium in.40 caliber.
And this was a subcompact.
Probably not the best first time shooting guns.
joe rogan
It's a big fucking gun.
colion noir
Well, the gun itself was small, but the caliber, exactly.
joe rogan
Powerful.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
A lot of kick.
colion noir
Exactly.
So my experience, if anybody who watched that as a gun person would be like, oh, this is not going to end well.
So I remember standing at the bay and taking the gun and pointing it and shooting it.
And I remember just the concussive force, the explosion, the gun dancing in my hand.
And I was like, holy crap, that was terrifying.
Then I shot it again.
I'm like, I like this shit.
And the weird thing is, and not in the way that most people think, the nerdy aspect of my brain kicked in.
I'm like, holy crap, I'm taking this projectile and I'm launching it, right?
Several feet.
And I just, because the second shot allowed me to realize what just happened.
I just contained an explosion in my hand.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
I'm like, if you don't find that amazing, you don't have a pulse.
joe rogan
It's amazing.
The thing that people are bothered by is what comes with it and how people use it.
And I think an analogy that's a fair analogy but people reject is driving cars and a lot of these fucking psychos that have been running over people in the street.
I mean, it just happened again in Berlin.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Somewhere in Somewhere in Germany, some guy ran a bunch of people over and then blew his brains out.
It's an object, right?
It's a thing that you use.
colion noir
And I'm a huge car guy too.
joe rogan
I am as well.
Yeah, I love cars.
I mean, if someone said we have to ban cars because people started running people over with cars, they'd be like, well, okay.
I think we're dealing with a whole bunch of problems.
And there's a bunch of things that I think we could probably agree on.
One of the things we can agree on is all these mass shootings are horrific.
colion noir
Absolutely.
joe rogan
They're terrifying.
It's an evil, terrible thing that...
Here's another thing.
No NRA members are doing that.
That's one of the things that's really kind of fucked up about people getting angry at the NRA. We've never had a mass shooting.
Ever.
colion noir
That that I can recall, that was done by an NRA member?
joe rogan
I looked.
I tried to find one.
I can't find a mass shooting that was perpetrated by an NRA member.
colion noir
And I think it's—so the biggest problem that a lot of gun owners, especially NRA members, have is people—like, the conversation that's being had is— Basically coloring or actually forgetting the human element behind those three letters.
Like the NRA isn't like this demigod that just sits in the cloud of Olympia and it is just one big guy that's just orchestrating this entire thing.
You're talking five million people.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Right?
Like, I'm a member.
I'm a gun owner, right?
That's who I am.
Along with five million other people who are that way.
And then there are a ton of other people who think they're NRA members and aren't.
And then a ton of other people who probably don't mind being NRA members.
They just haven't gotten around to doing it and getting a membership.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
And the vast majority of those people, and I'm saying that just to be safe, they're good people.
joe rogan
I think there's quite a few good people.
The people that have perpetrated all these mass shootings...
Are definitely not good people.
But what's wrong with them?
Well, I'll tell you what's not wrong with them.
Guns.
It's not guns that are wrong with them.
They use the guns to express what's wrong with them.
And everybody wants to look at the object, which I get.
colion noir
What's easier?
joe rogan
Well, it is easier, and it's something that everyone's pointing to.
Like, why do you need an AR-15?
Why do you need this?
Why do you need that?
These are good questions.
Why do you need these things?
Why do I need that fucking samurai sword over there?
I don't.
It's like, what do you need?
colion noir
And that's another thing, too, though.
And I've said it before, I think we are a victim of our own success in this country.
I do think this is the greatest country in the world.
But the problem with that is this country was built on an ideological foundation that I think aids in our ability to be as great as we are.
But we live in a world now where people don't see the necessity for something that was never supposed to be seen through the lens of necessity in the first place.
The Second Amendment doesn't give me a right.
It preserves something that already existed.
But what happens is we have a culture of people who look at the Second Amendment as a privilege.
Not a right.
They look at it as a privilege.
So that's why they say, well, why do you need that?
Well, why do you need more than 10 rounds?
Why do you need this?
Why do you need that?
And I'm like, first of all, we're framing the entire conversation under need when that's not what the Second Amendment is about.
It's a right that I've already had.
It's a natural right that I had the moment that I stepped foot on this earth as a person.
The right to self-defense is universal.
joe rogan
Yeah, and, you know, people say, okay, it's a right, but obviously there's a problem, so we have to do something about it, so you're going to have to give up your guns.
This is the common conversation, and it's very flippant, and it's not well thought out, and there's no consideration whatsoever to mental health issues.
colion noir
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
I think that's the primary problem.
I've been saying this from the get-go.
I think it's the primary problem.
I think it's a mental health issue.
And people say, oh, that's simplifying it.
I don't think it is.
I think it's the opposite.
I think it's ignored.
Look, There's something wrong when you have this many people on mental health medication, and then when you look at the number of mass shooters, it's almost universal.
Almost every single one of them is on some sort of psychiatric medication.
But that's not a part of the narrative.
That's not a part of the conversation.
The conversation is always get rid of guns.
Now, I don't want crazy people to have guns, and I don't think you do either.
colion noir
No, I don't.
joe rogan
Outside of taking away the rights to have guns from normal law-abiding people like yourself and myself, I have guns, what do we do?
unidentified
Okay.
colion noir
So first of all, I think we need to frame the conversation into specifics, right?
joe rogan
You're a lawyer, right?
colion noir
I am.
joe rogan
Okay.
So you understand bills and amendments and law.
Okay.
colion noir
Yeah.
And so I think, one, we're lumping the entire conversation into one category, right?
If we're going to talk about school shootings, let's talk about school shootings.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
Right?
So the first thing I say is, because one thing a lot of people on the side like to say is, well, you guys just don't want any gun laws, and you say no to everything, but you have no solutions.
unidentified
Well, that's true.
joe rogan
But to stand up for that...
It's because all they want to do is take away the guns.
They're saying, let's take away the guns.
You're saying, we're not going to take away the guns.
You guys just don't want to get your guns taken away.
Yes, you're right.
You're right.
No one wants to get their guns taken away.
colion noir
And then I get labeled a monster as a result of saying that.
unidentified
Exactly.
joe rogan
You want kids to die.
And it's a fucking real sneaky conversation.
colion noir
It's disingenuous as hell.
joe rogan
Yes, it is.
colion noir
And the odd thing about it is it's...
Anybody who's paying attention to the discourse and the way it's happening, especially on social media, right?
Anybody who follows my Twitter account knows this.
Multiple occasions, I've tried to have a rational conversation with people who are on the complete opposite side of my spectrum of this issue.
joe rogan
Is there any of this online, like debates or anything like that?
colion noir
Well, no, I mean, it's just...
joe rogan
On Twitter.
colion noir
Tweets going back and forth.
joe rogan
You can't do anything rational on Twitter.
unidentified
You can't.
joe rogan
You can't.
Occasionally you can, and it's a goddamn miracle.
colion noir
Yeah, it is.
joe rogan
The clouds part, people being friendly.
colion noir
The funny thing is, you want to see me flustered?
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Respond to me rationally when...
Because I'm always, you know, I have this guard up, right?
unidentified
Right, right, right, of course.
colion noir
And I actually have to check myself about that a little bit because how am I any better than the people on the other side if I have the same energy that they have towards me?
joe rogan
That's a very good point.
colion noir
And so I've started, you know what, let me, because I can be incredibly snarky.
Like, I can.
And it's partly due because of my friends.
They're all assholes.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
They just are.
Like, all the friends I grew up with, I grew up arguing with a group of guys who, when they were losing it logically, they went to jokes.
Right.
joe rogan
Sounds like a man.
colion noir
Yeah, pretty much, right?
It took me a second to realize it, because I was the one in law school, right?
I was the one that was going to law school, pre-law, all that stuff.
So everything I did was focused and centered through the idea of logic, logic, logic.
You're not making any sense, and then I'll crack a joke.
And then everyone's laughing.
And I realized, there's some power to that.
Right.
You know, humor.
I mean, you should know something about that.
joe rogan
Yeah, for sure.
colion noir
Yeah.
And so I took on some of those qualities in the way that I advocate for firearms, you know, because it can be a little disarming.
But the disarming aspect of it could be beneficial because it causes people to drop their guard a little bit.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
And then when you drop your guard, you can take in information more objectively.
more so than waiting or looking for confirmation bias or instigating your cognitive dissonance because you just don't want to hear the thing that's contrary to what you already believe.
joe rogan
I just think you need a lot of character, like as a person to be able to communicate Yeah.
The ability to steal when no one's looking.
The ability to shit on someone with no eye-to-eye contact, no social repercussions, no...
You know, you're not feeling anything from that person.
You say something rude to them, they're not in front of you, so you don't feel terrible saying it.
colion noir
Yeah, no, it's...
I'm not going to lie.
So, Twitter is a dirty place.
joe rogan
It's a dirty place.
But it's a great place too sometimes.
colion noir
It is.
It has its benefits, right?
joe rogan
I think there's some really good conversations to be had on Twitter and I've had really interesting moments on Twitter where I've learned a lot about things, where people have sent me links and I've retweeted them and I've learned a lot of things.
But it's hard sometimes, man, because there are so many people that are just unreasonable and they're not good at communicating and they're not happy people.
colion noir
They're not, man.
joe rogan
There's a lot of people out there that just aren't happy, man.
colion noir
And to be honest with you, I didn't realize it until I got to the notoriety that I am now.
joe rogan
Well, you're in a weird space because you're in the space of defending guns, you know?
colion noir
And I'm black.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
And I'm relatively young.
joe rogan
Yeah.
There's a lot going on there.
And you're a lawyer.
colion noir
Well, they tend to disregard that.
joe rogan
Well, they should probably pay attention.
colion noir
Well, it doesn't matter because I'm advocating also with...
Certain three letters behind me that they automatically assume is the devil.
joe rogan
Now, how does the NRA feel about you?
Do you know?
I mean, do you have conversations with them?
Are they saying good job?
Are they pleased?
colion noir
Oh, I mean, as far as I can tell, they are.
We still have the relationship we have.
It's very much a very symbiotic relationship.
joe rogan
It's a weird one right now because it's like, this is what I hear from the NRA. I hear Coleon, and then I hear Ted Nugent.
Those are the two that I hear.
colion noir
I've got to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of Ted Nugent's rhetoric, but I do know where it's coming from.
But then again, I didn't grow up listening to Ted Nugent.
That's not my demograph.
But at the same time, Ted Nugent is still an individual, and people fail to understand that.
We may be monolithic on the issue of firearms, but we're not monolithic in the way we go about expressing that.
joe rogan
Well, he's right about things.
Just because someone's outrageous doesn't mean they're not right.
Have you ever seen the debate that he had in a gun store with Piers Morgan?
colion noir
No, the funny thing is That dude is incredibly bright.
joe rogan
He's a smart guy.
He's just crazy.
colion noir
He's smart as hell.
I don't even think he's crazy.
joe rogan
I do.
Listen, you can only kill so many things before you lose your fucking marbles.
Ted lives on a fucking ranch in Texas where it's all fenced in.
He's just shooting all animals.
He hunts every day.
He's a psycho.
And I don't, with all due respect, I'm a big fan of Stranglehold.
colion noir
So where's the line of demarcation between hunting too much and not hunting enough?
In terms of crossing over that line into a sociopath.
joe rogan
Well, I'm just joking about that because I'm a hunter.
I mean, it really depends entirely upon what he's doing with the meat.
And I know he gives it to hunters for the hungry.
I know he gives it to neighbors and friends.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
And he actually has...
He has an obligation to be the steward of his land because he has a lot of exotics and stuff.
I'm just totally joking around.
colion noir
Oh, no, I know.
joe rogan
But when you listen to his conversation with Piers Morgan, which Piers Morgan takes that flippant, left-wing, knee-jerk, reactionary, you know, we have to ban guns.
Yeah, he's a cunt.
And when he's on with Ted...
Ted just knew everything about the actual facts.
When you start running around with statistics of gun violence, he's like, do you know how many of those people were bad guys that were shot by cops?
Do you know how many of those people were people that were shot when they were breaking into people's homes?
Do you know how many of those people were people that were killed in self-defense?
There's a lot.
It's not.
And do you know how many of those people, when you talk about gun violence, how many of those people were suicide?
There's a lot.
colion noir
Keep in mind, that's recent.
joe rogan
Suicide.
colion noir
Well, no.
So here's what happened.
So when I started getting really deep into the advocacy component of it, everyone was screaming, 30,000 people a day die from gun violence, 30,000 people a day.
That's what they were running with, right?
And they were scaring all the suburban house moms.
Oh my gosh, we got to do something about gun control.
We got to do something about guns.
So I jumped into the pool and I just like something doesn't seem right about that figure, right?
I'm not saying I'm the one who put this out there.
joe rogan
What did you think was wrong about it?
colion noir
It seemed inflated.
It seemed inflated.
I don't know what it was.
It's on a subconscious level.
Or maybe it was me looking for a confirmation bias, right?
Because I felt the way I did about firearms.
I'll be honest and say that.
And so what I did is I kind of researched a little more and I realized, holy shit, over 65% of that 30,000 is suicides.
65%.
joe rogan
Is that real?
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Jesus Christ.
So what is that, like 18,000 people a day shoot themselves?
colion noir
Man.
joe rogan
Something crazy like that?
colion noir
But what do we say at the top of the show?
Man, people are miserable, man.
joe rogan
That's a fucking crazy number, though, man.
That's a Kevin Hart concert.
colion noir
Yeah, pretty much.
joe rogan
All together.
Good night, everybody!
Blam!
That's really what it is.
18,000 people.
That's fucking incredible.
colion noir
But then it begs the question that you brought up before, the mental health aspect.
How many lives would we actually save if we took the same energy we applied to just making guns evil and trying to ban guns and take that energy and put it towards understanding why, as a society, we have a society.
That is so eager to really not want to be here anymore.
Expand that a little bit more because we have all the guns in the universe here in America, right?
Compared to any other country.
But yet, our suicide rates should be exceedingly higher than all the other countries that don't have as many guns.
But it's not the case, right?
You look at the UK, you look at Japan.
Japan has double our suicide rate.
joe rogan
Does it really?
colion noir
Hell yeah.
joe rogan
Double?
colion noir
Yeah, absolutely.
joe rogan
Wow, so 60,000 people a day in Japan or whatever the fuck?
unidentified
It's per year.
joe rogan
Smaller.
Not every day.
unidentified
It's every year.
colion noir
Yeah, per year.
Annual.
joe rogan
123. What did I say, a day?
colion noir
There you go, complaining numbers again.
joe rogan
I fucked up.
Did I say a day earlier?
Or did I say a year earlier?
A day.
colion noir
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
joe rogan
30,000.
Yeah, why did I say a day?
30,000 a year doesn't sound that bad.
There's 300 million people.
colion noir
Oh, yeah.
So you were thinking about it predicated on a daily basis.
No, no, no, no.
Annually.
Annually 30,000 people.
joe rogan
I don't know why I thought that.
colion noir
Yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
But that doesn't make any sense.
Why would I think that?
unidentified
I think he might have said it on accident, too.
colion noir
Oh, really did I? Yeah.
Okay, we won.
unidentified
Yeah, 30,000 people die from gun violence.
colion noir
They call it gun violence, right?
But in reality, you break those numbers down.
65% of those are suicides.
And about 5% of those are, goddammit, I think justified homicides, including times when cops shoot someone in self-defense and it's justified, right?
And self-defense shooting, so forth and so on.
joe rogan
Do they count times when cops really shouldn't have shot somebody but did and got away with it?
colion noir
I'm pretty sure they do.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure they do.
But even then, that number would be exceedingly marginal comparatively, right?
So then you have the remaining number, which are – and then you have like three to five – No, I think it was 15% are justified.
3-5% are accidents.
joe rogan
3-5% is a lot.
colion noir
Yeah, no, it's 900 people a year, right?
So, and I tweeted this.
I said, again, if we focused on firearm safety education...
That number would drop in half.
joe rogan
It might.
But you're not going to fix the intelligence level of the humans that are fucking around with guns.
colion noir
That's why you underestimate how those people are dying accidentally.
Because there are a lot of people who don't understand basic gun safety within that 900. It's a lot of them.
When you see some of the accidents that happens with firearms, they're easily mitigated by just simply knowing the four rules of firearm ownership.
And when you get into the gun community, like, as a whole, like, when you follow that rabbit, like, we are, we're crazy about gun safety.
You put your finger on a trigger in a picture?
We're slaughtering you.
Not literally, but you know what I mean?
unidentified
I know what you're saying.
colion noir
We're going to hold you accountable.
joe rogan
I have a friend who has so many guns, he doesn't know how many guns he has.
I'm like, how many guns you have, man?
colion noir
I don't know how many guns I have.
joe rogan
My friend Justin.
I know you're listening.
He's a legit gun nut.
And great guy.
colion noir
Yeah.
And I don't know how many guns I have either.
Right?
joe rogan
Fucking crazy person.
colion noir
I mean, hell, I mean, I guess so.
I mean, but then again, I didn't shoot my first gun until I was, what, 23, 24?
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
So did I just become crazy all of a sudden?
joe rogan
I think I was about the same age.
colion noir
Yeah?
joe rogan
Well, I think I shot one when I was real young, and I definitely shot one in camp when I was like...
I guess I was probably 12. Yeah.
But I didn't count that.
I shot my first handgun when I first came to California.
And I might have been...
colion noir
Really?
How ironic.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, what's ironic is it's way easier to get a gun here than it is in New York.
I lived in New York.
It's fucking hard to get a handgun in New York.
Almost impossible.
In here, it was easy.
colion noir
Legally, you mean?
joe rogan
Yeah, legally.
colion noir
Oh, legally.
Okay.
joe rogan
Well, yeah.
I mean, illegally.
colion noir
Yeah, because...
joe rogan
No, I mean, when I came here, it was 1994. I guess maybe 1993, 1994 I bought a gun.
And I was like, I can't believe it.
I just buy a gun.
colion noir
You remember what you bought?
joe rogan
They just did a check.
Yeah, yeah.
I bought a.38 Special.
I bought a Walter PPK. And I bought a Glock 9mm.
colion noir
All right, man, good taste.
unidentified
Man, good taste.
colion noir
I'm a fan of those.
I'm a fan of the PPK as well.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's a cute little gun.
Well, when I first came to California, I'd heard all this crazy shit about drive-by shootings and gang violence.
I just thought it was just going to be a fucking war zone out here.
colion noir
I mean, but the funny thing about it is it's...
Your natural disposition was, I need something to protect myself.
It's such a natural thought process.
I don't know why we've perverted it to this deal where it's like something has to be wrong with you if you have that mentality or that mindset.
joe rogan
Well, there's a lot of people that haven't experienced real violence.
If you experience real violence and you've seen what happens when you have a terrible person around people that aren't terrible.
That's a reality that people don't like to face and they don't like to look at the other side of the coin.
Like whenever there's an instance where there's a shooter and the shooter gets taken out by someone who's a trained, a person who's trained with firearms and knows tactics.
Nobody wants to talk about that.
That just gets brushed off.
There's not a balanced conversation to be had.
colion noir
There isn't.
The interesting thing is, I have a group chat.
When stuff like that does happen, they write it off as just anomalies.
joe rogan
How's that an anomaly?
That's exactly what it's supposed to be used for.
colion noir
Again, like I said, confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance is a bitch.
We all suffer from it to an extent.
joe rogan
For sure.
colion noir
But when you add in the component of fear, for a lot of people, they don't necessarily hate guns.
joe rogan
They hate the consequences of being shot or someone they love being shot.
unidentified
Exactly.
colion noir
And one of the things about it is, though, you know, those people never put themselves in a position of being the shooter.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
They always put themselves in a position of being the victim of a shooting.
So that's why you get, well, why do you need that?
Because they don't see it as, OK, this allows me to better defend myself.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
They look at it from the perspective of, well, if you're able to have that, then you might use that against me.
joe rogan
There's that, and there's also the looming specter of the mass shooter.
It's just so fucking common these days.
It seems like every three or four months, there's a new instance.
How many times does it happen?
colion noir
Perception is a bitch.
joe rogan
Okay, but the reality is, the absolute reality is, they have happened, they are horrific, and there's more of them here than anywhere else in the world.
That's reality.
unidentified
But here's another interesting reality.
colion noir
So when you say that, you're talking about the developed world, correct?
Because that's usually the caveat they like to put in.
joe rogan
Well, there's no mass shootings in the undeveloped world.
People don't just go into a fucking mall and shoot people up.
What's interesting is it's very rare.
colion noir
I think it happens more than people realize.
It just doesn't get reported on.
Think about it.
How many people die in Chicago on a weekend over a weekend that doesn't get reported?
joe rogan
That's true.
colion noir
And we live in America where we have complete access to information.
joe rogan
That is true.
But it's a different kind of violence because it's people that are actively trying to get people that are actively trying to get them.
It's gang violence.
Whereas school shootings are complete innocent.
School shootings are the worst, right?
Because it's a child and some fucking psycho decides to make the most noise possible by going into a school and shooting it up.
That's the scariest and the worst.
For most people.
For most people.
When you think about gang violence, you say, well, that's violence, it's terrible that people got shot, but it's people that are trying to shoot each other.
colion noir
Alright, so then when I tell you that the remaining homicides in this country, right, at 30,000 number that I gave you annually, over 80% of that is gang violence.
joe rogan
That's crazy too.
colion noir
Think about that.
joe rogan
I believe you.
But when you see Sandy Hook, when you see Parkland, when you see the shooting in Colorado, Aurora, in the movie theater, when you see these mass shootings, these are what terrify people.
People are not necessarily terrified of the gang violence in Chicago.
I'm going to Chicago in a couple of months, and not one fucking person has brought up, hey man, that place is a war zone.
Everybody's like, oh, I love Chicago.
You're going to get deep dish pizza?
colion noir
That's because you're white.
joe rogan
Is that what it is?
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
They know I'm not going to the South Side.
colion noir
Dude, see, that's the thing.
I just went to Chicago.
I was just in Chicago before I was here.
joe rogan
And they were like, were you locked and loaded?
Did you wear a vest?
colion noir
Yes!
I'm dead serious.
I got all those questions.
unidentified
When I said I was going to Chicago, those were the first things people told me.
colion noir
Now, granted, I did go to South Side.
I did film in South Side.
Yeah, we did.
joe rogan
Were you nervous?
Were you walking around?
colion noir
Hell yeah, I was nervous.
I'm not Superman, man.
joe rogan
So when you're walking around, are you strapped?
colion noir
Not in Chicago, because it's illegal for me to be.
joe rogan
That's what's crazy, is that Chicago has really strict gun laws, and they don't work at all.
colion noir
I was driving down a road where there were like six, seven, eight dudes who jumped in front of the car when we were driving down, because we didn't look like we belonged there, and I'm positive every single one of them had a gun.
joe rogan
They jumped in front of the car?
colion noir
Well, they didn't lob their bodies in front of the car, but, you know, You see a car that's unfamiliar driving down the side street.
joe rogan
So they try to stop you?
colion noir
They didn't try to stop me.
I think they're trying to figure out who the hell we were.
joe rogan
They just got a better look at you.
colion noir
Or they were just trying to serve us.
joe rogan
Oh.
Yeah.
colion noir
So it's kind of one of those things.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
But then again, when you're driving down the side street in South Chicago with GoPros on a car.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Oh, that's true, too.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Right, right.
colion noir
So you kind of have that.
joe rogan
So...
We all agree that gun violence, especially in terms of mass shootings, is one of the biggest problems that we have in terms of like a horrific public image problem.
Right.
It's a it's it's something that you see in every when I say public image.
I should what I should I should rephrase that.
What I mean is like public perception problem.
Like you see it and it's just death and violence and children and innocence.
And we, as people, I think...
Consider the death of innocence to be one of the most egregious and horrific deaths.
unidentified
Absolutely.
joe rogan
So I think we both agree on that.
unidentified
Absolutely.
joe rogan
So that's 100% across the board, I think, with any decent person.
These mass shootings are horrific.
I think, in my opinion, the number one aspect of the argument that's not being discussed is the mental health aspect of it.
Are you opposed to more screening of people to get guns?
colion noir
Yes and no.
joe rogan
Yes and no.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
Yes, in an ideal world, if we can minority report it and figure it out.
joe rogan
I don't mean minority report.
I mean, just check to see if they're on mental health medication.
colion noir
But I mean, we currently have...
Well, see, here's the thing.
There's a slippery slope with that, too.
So what would constitute somebody being on mental health medication that's prohibitive?
What if I deal with anxiety?
If I'm on Zans, prescribed, does that prevent me from holding a firearm?
joe rogan
It's a good question.
In California, for the longest time, they were trying to make it if you had a medical marijuana card, you couldn't have a firearm.
I think they were doing that federally.
I think that was a federal thing, that if you had a legal medical marijuana card, that they were trying to prevent people from...
They're trying to cripple the medical marijuana industry because they knew that people wanted guns.
colion noir
Because, to be honest, it's intellectually dishonest.
If I can go to the store with a gun on me and buy alcohol...
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Like, and you know me, I don't even smoke.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Right?
But let's just be honest about it.
Like, alcohol, weed, I mean, I think utilizing that as a prohibitive means to own a firearm, I think is...
joe rogan
That is true, but if you were...
Under the influence of some of the shit I got in this studio.
colion noir
Well, no, no, no.
joe rogan
And then you'd be super paranoid and pulled it under a gun.
colion noir
I didn't say under the influence.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
Because all the marijuana card does is allow you to buy it.
joe rogan
No, 100%.
But I'm saying that is an issue if you're under the influence and you have a gun.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
joe rogan
Right?
colion noir
Yeah, but I'm allowed to.
But you go to my house right now, I have all types of whiskeys at home.
joe rogan
Right.
Yeah, but if you're under the influence, right?
colion noir
Yeah, exactly.
So I can't carry a firearm and then be drunk.
joe rogan
Right.
You shouldn't be drunk with a gun.
You shouldn't be high as fuck with a gun.
Neither one of those are good ideas.
colion noir
And nor should you be driving.
joe rogan
Right.
Nor should you be driving.
So should you be on Xanax with a gun?
That's the question I don't know the answer to because I've never had Xanax.
colion noir
Exactly.
Me neither.
joe rogan
I don't know what it's like, but I do know that there's been people that have killed people when they were on Xanax.
That guy in Vegas, the shooter in Vegas, that guy was on anti-anxiety medication.
colion noir
I didn't know that.
joe rogan
Chris Cornell was on anti-anxiety medication when he killed himself.
Look, it's got a profound effect on some individuals, and it's not uniform.
The way it affects you, it might affect Jamie different.
It's a different thing.
colion noir
I mean, I know tons of people who are on it.
joe rogan
Yeah, I do as well.
colion noir
Yeah, and they respond, like you said, they respond to it differently.
joe rogan
Yeah, and I know tons of people who are on it will also drink while they're on it, which you're not supposed to do.
Yeah, and that's not good either.
So, screening.
colion noir
With the screening component, right?
You've got to be careful because what it then does, it's like...
It becomes a de facto way of preventing people to own firearms arbitrarily, right?
So it's like, oh, well, you have anxiety.
Or even somebody who's maybe dealing with PTSD. Not everybody dealing with PTSD is a potential murderous, ravenous, evil person who's just going to go out and kill people.
So with the screening component, that's why I say yes or no, right?
If you can find a way to establish a mental screening component But even then, no, because there's a due process aspect to it as well, right?
So you can't prevent me from owning – you can't prevent me from exercising a right if I haven't done something to absolve myself from being able to do that legally, right?
joe rogan
Okay.
So what if they come to your house and you've got – Let's say you've got like a cork board up and you got all these pictures of schools and fucking arrows pointing to the emergency exits and plans of how to block things off and then pictures of Jodie Foster and pictures of serial killers up everywhere and you're on anti-anxiety medications and the cops talk to you and you're fucking squirrely as hell.
You haven't done anything though.
colion noir
Arrest me then.
If you can't arrest me for a crime or possibly attempting it, because the legal standard is like taking substantial act to commit a crime.
Even though you don't do it, that's attempted.
joe rogan
Did you hear about the kid that got kicked out of school?
What was the school?
He was an Asian kid, dyed his hair blonde, started collecting bullets, got a semi-automatic rifle.
His friends started freaking out.
They called the cops.
Cops came to visit him.
He bought another rifle.
And I believe they deported him.
colion noir
They deported him for reasons not having to do with the firearms.
joe rogan
They deported him for reasons that he wasn't actually going to school anymore.
colion noir
He was on a green card or a visa, I believe.
joe rogan
But the way the sheriffs were framing it was they deported him because they wanted this fucking psycho out of the country.
And they think that they might have prevented a crime.
colion noir
They probably did, but they still had to establish a legal basis for deporting him.
joe rogan
But all they had was that he didn't go to class.
I mean, that's something you've done, I've done.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, everybody's...
colion noir
But then again, he wasn't a citizen.
Right.
So that was the requirement for him to continue to be here.
joe rogan
But it was really...
colion noir
It was kind of like how they got Al Capone.
They got Al Capone by tax evasion, not by way of...
Right, right, right.
joe rogan
But he really had guns and was acting crazy.
And that's why the kids that were friends with him called...
And that's why they acted and they just found that loophole.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
So what do you do with someone like that?
Other than, I mean, this guy, we had something.
What if this kid was still going to school?
colion noir
I mean, it'd be pretty bad.
joe rogan
Yeah, it'd be pretty bad.
colion noir
But then again, we still have our laws for a reason, right?
We have our inherent rights for a reason.
We have due process for a reason.
Because if we didn't have those, right, anyone could just come up and say, man, you know what?
I saw Colleen Noir on Instagram the other day.
He posted a picture of a gun.
Then he was, like, cursing people out because they were making fun of him, the water he was drinking.
And so, you know what?
Somebody needs to go check on him and make sure he's okay.
And somebody needs to go and take his guns away from him.
There's got to be due process.
joe rogan
I appreciate that.
And I agree with you.
colion noir
And it's unfortunate in that some people may slip through the cracks.
But I can't arrest someone for something that they haven't done yet.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
You just can't.
joe rogan
Well, I agree.
colion noir
And so that's where we are right now.
So now we're getting to the complexities, the hard questions, right?
What do we do?
How do we put something in place to catch the people who do happen to fall between the cracks?
Right.
So then you go, okay.
Try to keep this.
Oh, sorry.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
I move a lot.
I don't know if you've seen my videos.
I'm like, yeah.
I'm like, Hydra.
joe rogan
The complexities.
colion noir
Yeah, it's a very complex issue, which is why we're not largely not having it.
We're having it here because no one wants to have this conversation on the national scene because it's hard and it doesn't make for great soundbite and it doesn't make for good TV. Right?
Because that's why I hate doing cable news hits.
Because I have two minutes to basically deduce a complex issue that we've been debating for decades, almost centuries.
joe rogan
It's the worst.
And it's also people talking over each other.
And there's one, you know, they have two boxes, one guy here, one guy there.
Usually you're not even in the same room together.
You're talking through those earpieces.
There's a delay.
Those things.
These are a disaster.
colion noir
They're horrible.
joe rogan
It's one of the worst ways to communicate.
colion noir
Which is why I try to establish my platform with my show Noir.
I try to have it as a platform that's open to people to come on.
Hey, look, you want to come on and discuss this issue?
By all means, come do it.
joe rogan
Have you had anyone that's like really strict, anti-gun on?
colion noir
Yeah.
I had an entire season.
So what we did in the season, I think it was two seasons ago.
We brought on a young lady and a guy from...
I can't remember.
But he came on the show.
They were anti.
And so what we did was he had a roundtable discussion at the end of every episode of my show.
And we bring up a specific topic and we discuss it.
And so they basically was like two against one, essentially.
And so they would talk to me about what their thoughts on on what we talked about in the show or a particular gun control issue.
And we had that conversation.
Had an individualized sit-down with her as well, and we talked about it, and then took her to the shooting range to shoot for the first time.
But that's going to be overlooked.
They ignore it.
joe rogan
Well, they're probably not even aware of it, because I wasn't aware of it.
colion noir
No, they're aware of it.
joe rogan
You think so?
colion noir
The people who need to be aware of it are aware of it.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
Because, like, for instance, I bring this point up, and it makes me come across as if, like, I feel some type of way because he didn't mention me, but it's not really that.
It just speaks volumes to what I've been pointing at for the longest.
They ignore rational discourse.
John Oliver did a 20-minute monologue on NRA TV, about NRA TV, right?
20 minutes.
You know how long a 20-minute monologue is?
That's a long time.
joe rogan
That's pretty long, yeah.
colion noir
He didn't mention me once.
He didn't mention my show.
I have three shows on NRA TV. Three shows.
And I have the second longest running show on NRA TV. He didn't mention me once.
The level of detail that they went into within that monologue lets me know they watched everything on that platform.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
They watched it all.
joe rogan
And why do you think he left you out?
colion noir
Because it didn't fit the narrative.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Also, because he is a progressive guy with glasses who's white, and you really shouldn't say anything negative about black people.
colion noir
How so?
But he's not white, though.
He's a minority just like me.
joe rogan
What is he?
colion noir
I don't know.
He's like...
joe rogan
John Oliver?
He's white as fuck.
colion noir
John Oliver's not white.
joe rogan
What is he, then?
colion noir
John Oliver white.
joe rogan
If he's not white, I'm not white.
What the fuck is he?
colion noir
What are you, like Italian?
Mostly Italian?
unidentified
Irish?
colion noir
Irish?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Am I white?
If I'm not, what the fuck is?
colion noir
If I saw you on the street, you are.
joe rogan
In the olden days, I wasn't.
My grandparents weren't white.
When my grandparents came over, that guy's white as fuck, bro.
He's white like paper.
colion noir
Is he?
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Oh, shit, I'm wrong.
Well, there you go.
joe rogan
What did you think he was?
colion noir
I don't know.
I never thought about it.
joe rogan
Are you getting him confused with the Daily Show guy?
colion noir
I probably am.
joe rogan
Trevor Noah?
colion noir
Nah, not Trevor.
I know about Trevor.
Damn, you're right.
joe rogan
Yeah, he's white as fuck.
colion noir
Damn.
joe rogan
He's a white Englishman.
colion noir
Man, I'm racist.
joe rogan
But for a guy like that, guys like that have...
Here's the thing about progressives, and I like John Oliver.
I'm not negative against John Oliver.
Although I do think he's doing a show.
colion noir
I've had this perspective up until this point.
So I'm going to shut off my belief system and listen to you.
And listen to what you're about to say.
Because I hadn't thought about this.
Because I thought he wasn't white this entire time.
joe rogan
Now he's white as fuck.
I mean, it might not even be why he did it.
He might have found the worst examples, and maybe you were too reasonable.
And it doesn't fit the narrative of being funny.
I mean, his show, although his show has points, and he makes these very, you know, these clear conclusions, and, you know, but it's funny.
It's a funny show.
That's the whole thing behind it.
colion noir
But any girl who's dated me knows.
Like, I have enough episodes on that platform.
You can find some stuff to make fun of me about.
joe rogan
Well, I'm sure they could, but I don't think that's the kind of thing they're trying to make fun of, like individual personalities that say stupid shit.
I think what they're trying to do is point out the disingenuous narrative from the NRA while ignoring the disingenuous narrative from the anti-gun advocates.
colion noir
Okay.
I could possibly see that.
I'm trying to be fair and reasonable.
Because my mind wants to go, nah.
He realized that by mentioning me, right?
It's going to pique curiosity with the audience in which he's trying to speak to.
joe rogan
So you think that you're too reasonable and too logical and that since you're not like this redneck hee-haw type character that likes to talk about you, it doesn't fit their narrative.
So let's just ignore him and concentrate on the dummies.
colion noir
Think about it.
joe rogan
Right, but the dummies are still real though, right?
colion noir
Yeah, but they have dummies on all sides.
joe rogan
That's true.
unidentified
That's true.
joe rogan
But it's pretty easy to find pro-gun dummies.
You can find quite a few of them.
colion noir
I can...
Pretty easy to find dummies on the other side as well, too.
joe rogan
For sure.
But you wouldn't be looking if you were on that side, right?
If you're on the anti-gun side, you're looking for pro-gun dummies.
Pro-gun dummies.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Pro-gun dummies are easy to find.
They are, right?
There's plenty of them right now.
You can go fucking find them on Instagram and Twitter.
There's dummies all over the world.
colion noir
See, here's the thing, though.
The thing about...
What John Oliver does.
And this is the kind of disingenuous nature of satire.
Political satire, I call it the comedian plausible deniability card, right?
So you can make a joke about something and then say, oh, it has no influence because it's just a joke.
It's not.
joe rogan
But he's not saying that, is he?
He's not saying it doesn't have an influence.
colion noir
Exactly.
He understands the influence it wields.
But he can always swipe the plausible deniability card and say, well, no, I wasn't making an actual political statement.
Like, I know that there are reasonable people on the other side.
No.
You're pushing a narrative that has been pushed for decades about an organization that fights for the Second Amendment.
the same narrative that's being pushed by groups of people who say the only thing standing in their way of more gun control is the NRA.
So what do you do?
So where does the NRA get its power from?
Because they talk out of both sides of their mouth.
The NRA gets their power by their membership.
So what do you do?
You do your best to stifle that membership.
You make it seem as unattractive as possible.
And then you also your audience is already largely uneducated on the issue.
Right.
And there's already this perceived notion that the NRA is just a bunch of racist white rednecks.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
So then what do you do to further that narrative?
You talk about their platform And then you pull out all of those things that further drive that narrative while ignoring the most popular figure on the platform, which is me, who so happens to be black.
So what does that say?
It tells me that it was deliberate.
I really do want to agree with you and say, you know what?
He's white.
He didn't want to be seen as attacking the black guy, so forth and so on.
joe rogan
I think there's a little of that, but I think there's also he's doing a show.
Let me explain how a show works.
He's got a team of writers.
There's a ton of people back there.
They are just trying to be funny.
They're trying to make points, for sure, but they're trying to find stupid shit that they can mock.
And why would they concentrate on the guy who makes sense if they're looking for stupid shit that they can mock?
They're not trying to make a balanced, reasonable argument like maybe we would do right here, right now.
What they're doing is doing a condensed, edited down, very smooth, polished television show where that rant has been dissected and gone over by a team of writers and they have video that corresponds to it and photographs that they go to and they have clips that they show and then they mock the clips.
It's a comedy show.
They do have a point, but it's a comedy show.
colion noir
Absolutely agree with you.
joe rogan
So that's why they didn't go after you, is because maybe you're a lawyer, maybe you're articulate, maybe it is because you're young and black and they just don't feel like it's a smart thing to do.
But it's because they're making a show.
colion noir
I agree with you.
Now, let me tell you why my panties are in a ruffle about it.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
It's because I understand the influence of that show when people make political decisions.
joe rogan
But don't you think it's preaching to the choir, that show?
colion noir
What do you mean?
That one?
joe rogan
That show.
Yeah.
John Oliver's show.
I think if I had to guess how many people who are watching that show are left-leaning, democratic-leaning, liberal-leaning, I would say it's a giant percentage.
colion noir
Here's the problem, though.
The number of people who come to me and say, I don't deal with the NRA because they're racist and they're a bunch of white rednecks.
joe rogan
Who says that?
colion noir
Oh, God, I get it all the time.
joe rogan
Well, what is the evidence that they point to?
They just assume that they're racist?
colion noir
Yeah, that's just it.
Because in their attempts to just make a show, right?
And I agree with you wholeheartedly.
I absolutely agree with you.
But we can't undermine how influential that show is at crafting people's thoughts about particular issues and ideologies within this country.
Right.
And so I stand back and I'm like, man, this is dangerous.
Because to me, the Second Amendment is incredibly important.
You know what the funny thing is?
I thought the monologue was hilarious.
joe rogan
He's a funny dude.
colion noir
The monologue is hilarious.
I'll give him the monologue.
The monologue was funny.
joe rogan
Then isn't he a funny dude because he said that funny monologue?
colion noir
He was a funny dude during that 20-minute monologue.
joe rogan
Sometimes he's not.
unidentified
You've got to demonstrate consistency.
colion noir
Give me consistency.
You give me some consistency, I'll let you drop the ball a couple times here and there.
That's fine.
But as far as consistency.
joe rogan
It's a tough job, the John Oliver guy.
He's got a tough job.
colion noir
I think it's incredibly tough.
I think comedians don't get enough credit.
joe rogan
I'm not sure he's even a real comedian.
I mean, is he a stand-up?
Is John Oliver his stand-up?
colion noir
Is that the barometer for being a comedian, stand-up?
joe rogan
For us.
colion noir
Okay.
joe rogan
Yeah, there's a big difference.
colion noir
Stand-up to me terrifies me.
The thought of ever having to...
Keep in mind, I'll get in front of a million people and talk all day long.
But the thought of stand-up...
See, I get to cloak some of my humor in seriousness.
Right.
So it's easier, right?
I can do little stuff here and there.
Like, oh, he's kind of funny.
Well, no, it's only because it's contrasting against something that's serious and you don't expect the humor.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Do you remember the way you felt before you walked into that shooting range and those guns were going off and you're like, holy shit, it's really happening.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Now, think about how you feel now.
When you walk into the range, like, I go to the range.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
I go to the range all the time.
You know, especially when I was rifle hunting, I would go to the range at least once a month.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
And, you know, got used to it.
You go, you hear the bang, bang, bang, you put your fucking headphones on.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
You just walk up.
You say hi to everybody that you see there all the time.
Everybody's super polite at the range.
That's one thing, man.
People are polite as fuck at the range because everybody around you has the ability to kill you.
They're just not.
Everybody around you, especially when, I mean, I was in the rifle section.
I've got a.300 Win Mag.
I'll blow a fucking hole in the side.
colion noir
You're shooting that indoor or outdoors?
joe rogan
Outdoors.
unidentified
Okay.
Outdoors.
joe rogan
I mean, Jesus, that's a goddamn canon.
And everybody around you's got one of these things, too.
Everybody can kill everybody.
And everybody's like, hey man, how you doing?
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
Everybody's super friendly.
Everybody's shaking hands.
colion noir
It's a mutual respect there.
joe rogan
But it's interesting.
That's an interesting...
I mean, that's a weird statement that gets thrown about a lot of times, that a well-armed society is a polite society.
colion noir
There were two times in my life where I felt vehemently insecure.
The first time I carried a gun out of my house, in my first MMA class.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
But what I was going to say is, when you go to the gun range a bunch of times, then it becomes normal.
It becomes life.
That's what stand-up is.
colion noir
Gotcha.
joe rogan
Same thing.
I mean, you still can eat plates of dicks on stage on occasion.
You can go south, and it's terrible.
It's one of the worst feelings ever.
colion noir
Your bit about Texas?
Fucking dead on and hilarious.
joe rogan
Oh, were you there?
colion noir
No, I just saw it.
joe rogan
Which bit about Texas?
unidentified
I saw it online.
colion noir
Which bit?
joe rogan
About Buc-ee's?
Oh, the lions.
colion noir
About the tigers?
joe rogan
People that keep the tigers in the yard?
That shit's true.
colion noir
And you're basically talking about, we need these people.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
If shit goes south, we're not fighting wars with people from Santa Monica.
That is true, man.
The people who have never been to Texas do not understand.
That is the America of America.
colion noir
We don't play.
joe rogan
No.
Texas doesn't play.
colion noir
We are the most arrogant sumbitches on the planet.
joe rogan
It's also like when people think of America, like overseas, they think of like these fucking crazy people with guns that have jacked up trucks that are driving too fast.
The girls have big tits.
The guys are fucking crazy.
That's what we think of.
That's Texas.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Like, that's not America as a whole.
It's Texas is the most exaggerated form of it.
colion noir
Texas houses the most exaggerated form of it.
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
Well, there's a lot of cool people in Texas.
colion noir
Yeah, Texas is way more diverse.
joe rogan
Some of my best friends live in Austin, which is like super left-leaning.
colion noir
Austin is like...
California and Texas.
joe rogan
It's a little bit, but I think it's a little cooler.
It's smaller.
But the thing I said about Texas that's true is there's more tigers in captivity in Texas than there are in all of the wild of the world.
More tigers in private collections than That's fucking true!
And when I read that, I was like, oh my god, I have to figure out a way to make this funny.
unidentified
Because it's the craziest fucking statistic I've ever heard in my life.
joe rogan
In people's yards!
colion noir
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I grew up my entire life in Texas wanting a cheetah.
I'm pushing you.
unidentified
A fucking cheetah.
colion noir
I want a cheetah, dude.
joe rogan
Why'd you want a cheetah?
colion noir
They're beautiful, man.
joe rogan
They are beautiful.
colion noir
They're beautiful, man.
And just watch.
And the funny thing is, I'd get a cheetah and put it in a yard no bigger than this room and expect to see the beauty of it running.
joe rogan
Right.
Well, you know what's also fucked up?
I don't think you're allowed to just feed them animals.
I don't think you're allowed to just let loose a goat and have the cheetah tackle the goat and fuck it up.
I think you have to feed them meat.
colion noir
Like already cured and processed?
joe rogan
Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to have some Wild Kingdom shit go down in your yard.
I don't think they allow that.
colion noir
I don't know.
You did say we only have three pages of law, so...
If it's not in those three pages...
joe rogan
Let me say, let me say, don't say shit about tigers.
Order it up, dude.
Order it up.
colion noir
You know, the funny thing about it is, when I got into firearms, I lived in Texas my whole life, and I went, what, 23 years without ever shooting a gun, touching a gun?
And when I got into it, the first thing I wanted to do was shoot competition.
Right.
And so, when you shoot competition, you know...
joe rogan
Do you do those competitions like John Wick style, where you go to...
Bang, bang, bang.
Thing pops up.
unidentified
Bang, bang, bang.
colion noir
Yeah, three-gun.
They call it three-gun.
joe rogan
Three-gun.
colion noir
Yeah, so basically three-gun consists of three different platforms.
A rifle, a shotgun, and a handgun.
joe rogan
So how does this competition work?
colion noir
So basically they just set up various courses where you have to utilize one of those three platforms.
Some of the courses you utilize all three.
And so it's just, you're set to a timer.
You gotta clear the course as fast as possible.
joe rogan
Oh.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
And the clearing the course is, are you, is there like walls that you have to look behind?
colion noir
Oh, yeah.
No, you're, it's only limited by imagination.
joe rogan
Did you ever see that shit where Keanu Reeves was preparing for John Wick 2?
Yeah, I was there.
Oh, you were there?
colion noir
Well, I wasn't, okay, so I was there, not for that particular video that went viral, but I was there one day when he was training.
And so I met him after the fact.
joe rogan
How is he?
colion noir
Different.
joe rogan
How is he different?
unidentified
He's Spacey.
joe rogan
Spacey?
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
Interesting.
colion noir
But not in a bad way.
It's a very, very calm energy.
joe rogan
You know why?
colion noir
Why?
joe rogan
That's how he handles being that famous.
colion noir
Gotcha.
joe rogan
He just shuts off.
colion noir
I picked up on it immediately.
And it wasn't bad.
It wasn't a bad thing.
It was a good thing.
joe rogan
You gotta realize, he's the Matrix guy.
That's some over-the-top fame.
He hit that Johnny Depp Tom Cruise level of fame and then just became this super chill, mellow guy that can just go through crowds.
That guy sits on the subway by himself.
colion noir
That's freaking awesome.
joe rogan
Yeah, but there's no obvious outward displays of wealth from him.
He's insanely wealthy.
When you see him, he's dressed like me.
He's got a regular watch on and sneakers.
He's normal as fuck, man.
It's real weird.
He's figured out a way to avoid...
There he is, right there.
On the fucking subway, just chilling.
You know, and he looks like a totally normal dude.
Yeah, well, and people freak out.
They're like, is that?
No, can't be.
Like, people ignore him because he's figured out a way to just sort of blend in.
colion noir
Just disappear in plain sight.
joe rogan
And then even if you talk to him, he's just normal.
Like, everybody that I know that's met him has said the dude's like totally...
Look at this.
He lets his chick sit down.
You know?
He said, do you want to sit down?
Go ahead.
Boom.
And he just stands up.
unidentified
Look at...
joe rogan
I mean, even the way he's...
He's not...
No bodyguards.
colion noir
You know what's interesting about his demeanor?
And how, like, he doesn't have this sense of entitlement?
And I'm bringing it back to the gun thing a little bit.
The first time I carried a gun, remember I told you, those were two times where I felt more insecure was my first day in MMA and carrying a gun for the first time.
But carrying that gun for the first time made me realize, holy shit, I'm not the only one.
Right?
So it actually humbled me from the standpoint that knowing that you don't know who you're dealing with.
And when you carry a firearm on you, you have the ability to go from zero to 100, like that.
And so you develop a respect for that.
Also, you start to develop a respect for life as well.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Because you understand how fragile, you start to realize how fragile it is.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
And so for me, I actually became more docile.
Like, I don't get road rage.
Right.
Because I understand, and because I live in Texas, you don't do that.
joe rogan
Yeah, that's smart.
colion noir
No, it's not.
But I also know that there's so much responsibility that comes with carrying a firearm.
It's unreal.
And so for people who go out of the means to learn to do it and be able to do it, there's a certain level of respect you have to have for it.
Because it comes with a lot.
There's certain places you can't go, certain things you can't do, things you have to be cognizant of.
So I actually started staying away from certain places because I knew I had a gun on me, and I never want to have to be put in a situation I actually have to go for it.
joe rogan
Now, do you wear a gun all the time?
colion noir
If I can do it legally, I am.
joe rogan
Really?
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
And what is the idea behind that?
Is that it's better to have it and not to need it than to need it and not to have it?
unidentified
Yeah.
colion noir
Yeah.
It's no different.
It's literally just a part of my routine.
Watch, keys, phone, wallet, gun.
joe rogan
One in the chamber or no?
colion noir
One in the chamber.
unidentified
Always.
joe rogan
Safety on, one in the chamber.
colion noir
The gun I usually carry doesn't, they don't have external safeties.
It's just, I carry in a holster.
So if you carry in a holster, it shouldn't be an issue.
Wow.
Yeah.
joe rogan
That's interesting.
So you just want to be really, really ready.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
You don't want to have to...
colion noir
No.
And see, here's the thing.
That's progressive.
I wasn't always like that.
I started off not carrying with one in the chamber.
joe rogan
When did you start putting one in the chamber?
colion noir
When I started understanding and trusting the mechanics of a firearm.
Because when I started carrying, I knew about guns.
I didn't trust the mechanics.
joe rogan
Right.
So that extra step, you don't feel like it's necessary of like...
colion noir
No.
What do you mean in terms of like having a rack to come?
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Well, I understand that.
I understand.
So I started doing training, right?
And I started training with guns and self-defense and stuff like that.
And I started realizing, you know, so the gun isn't an end-all be-all, right?
It's just a tool that I carry with me that could possibly save my life.
I could still die with a gun on me, right?
But I started weighing the disadvantages and the advantages of having one in the chamber, right?
I might find myself in a situation where, you know what?
I have time to, okay, I'm going to buy in here and I have time to rack it and do what I need to do.
There may be other times where I won't.
But if I already have a round in the chamber, those times where I will have the time and not have the time won't make a difference because there's already one in the chamber ready to go.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
So, from that perspective, as I got more comfortable with the gun and realized, holy crap, the gun never just went off on its own, because there was an inherent fear there, right?
It's like, you don't want the gun to go off while it's in your pants.
joe rogan
Do you have, like, one of them Kydex holsters that's form-fitted to the gun?
colion noir
Yeah.
I have tons of holsters.
I have a box full of holsters.
joe rogan
I'm sure you do.
colion noir
Yeah, because I review guns and review gear and stuff, so I'm constantly switching, which is a gift and a curse.
Because, you know, I never perfect any platform, but you put pretty much any gun in my hand, I can use it decently.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
Now, when things happen, whenever there's a mass shooting or something, immediately people want to blame gun owners or people that want to protect gun owners and specifically NRA members.
This comes down on you sometimes.
colion noir
This always comes down on me.
unidentified
It does, right?
Like, they point to you.
joe rogan
You're the problem.
colion noir
It comes down on me.
joe rogan
You, the people that want guns and the people that don't want regulations and don't want, you know, additional screening.
colion noir
Yeah, because you got to think about it.
So, like, the figureheads, when you start talking about Wayne, and so people go after them clearly, right?
But then also you have the personalities of the brand, which is me, Dana, and...
joe rogan
Dana Lash.
colion noir
Yeah, Dana Lash, right?
She's an official spokesperson, right?
joe rogan
Very nicely.
colion noir
Yeah, exactly.
And then you have Cam Edwards.
joe rogan
Been on his show as well.
colion noir
Exactly.
And so what tends to happen is I get it a lot via social because that's how I built my brand.
I built my brand through social.
And so most people will, when they can't descend, like, I don't think Wayne LaPierre has a Twitter page.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't have an Instagram account.
Right.
joe rogan
He's probably in a bunker somewhere.
colion noir
Nah, no.
He's not.
joe rogan
Counting ammo.
unidentified
Yeah.
colion noir
He's more normal than you realize.
joe rogan
I believe you.
What you are is an interesting version of the NRA. It's like, oh, this is the NRA, too.
This is kind of a new thing.
colion noir
It's multifaceted.
I dare anyone.
To go to the NRA annual meetings, and then if you can, I don't know how secluded it is, go to the board meeting that they have at the NRA meetings.
You'll be surprised.
They have every race you can think of, different sexualities, you name it.
joe rogan
Oh, I believe you.
Look, I was in the NRA forever.
I just let my membership lapse like a year and a half ago.
But I was in the NRA because I just felt like, I know people that are just like, we've got to get rid of the guns.
I'm like, man, I don't think that's going to do it.
And I don't think that's going to stop anything.
colion noir
And I ask people this all the time.
I've done it on my show.
I call it the big red button question, right?
So you put a big red button, and I ask them, if I put a big red button in the middle of the table, if you push this button, all the guns on the planet disappear.
Would you do it?
And I give various answers, but I wouldn't do it.
And people are like, why?
You're like, why would you not?
That'd be the end of violence.
I'm like, not really.
joe rogan
It's also the end of defense.
colion noir
Exactly.
joe rogan
Especially when you're talking about military.
I mean, if you can't, if you don't have guns, like what are we going to fight with swords and bows and arrows and shit?
colion noir
You know, the interesting thing about that, too, is a lot of people on the other side will say they're like, why?
The same people will say, why do you need an AR-15?
And then the inverse when I say the Second Amendment is actually not about hunting.
It's about defending ourselves from a tyrannical government, domestic or foreign.
They're like, oh, you think your little stupid guns are going to be able to defend against the government?
I'm like, well, then why don't you give me the guns that the government has then?
And then they get quiet because they realize the contradiction in what they're stating.
joe rogan
Well, it's also the government, when you say the government, like protect us against the government, we are the government.
The government's filled with people.
Like, the cops are us.
The problem is this separation of us.
If you gave me a red button and said, could I end all senseless violence by hitting that button, I would say yes.
And then when people say it's a guns problem, I say, do you know that London passed New York City for the first time since 1800 in homicides?
And they did it with fucking knives.
With knives.
To the point where that goofball mayor of London, that dork, on his Twitter page said, there's no reason to carry a knife.
If you get caught carrying a knife, you'll be prosecuted under the fullest extent of the law.
A fucking knife!
I've got a knife!
Oh, I don't have it on me right now.
But I have a knife on me all the time!
colion noir
This is the same country that they utilize as the shining example of what we should be doing in America.
joe rogan
Exactly.
And they have more murders in London from knives.
colion noir
And here's the funny thing about that, too.
You know, like, and so they have an uptick in acid attacks.
I'm sorry, I think I'd rather be shot.
joe rogan
Yeah, that acid attack is crucial.
Well, that's a...
That's a thing that people are doing to ex-wives and shit, too.
colion noir
That is dark.
joe rogan
That is some inhuman shit.
But it's also...
All of this stuff, it comes down to what makes a fully developed person...
Instead of looking at what's available to a fully developed person...
And what would allow a fully developed person to commit horrific crimes...
What...
Turns a person into that.
We should be looking at from the root to the fully grown.
Like, what is the process that allows someone to become a mass shooter?
What's the process that allows someone to throw acid in someone's face?
colion noir
Man, because, you know, clearly I have to frame everything to my perspective because, you know, I know it the best.
But, like, even for me, like, I said it in video before, if I ever had to pull my gun and shoot someone to take a life, I'm gonna need therapy.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
I am.
Because I value life that much.
I value it to...
joe rogan
Right, but do you have children?
colion noir
No, I don't.
joe rogan
Let me tell you something, man.
If you had a kid and some guy was trying to hurt your daughter and you shot him, I think you'd sleep like a baby.
colion noir
You know what?
It's interesting you say that because when I talk to women about firearm ownership, right?
Like, none of the girls I've ever been in a relationship with were, like, pro-gun, right?
But over time, you know, dealing with me.
I mean, when you walk into my house and there's five rifles on the table, you kind of just have to get acclimated.
But...
And dealing with women who start off initially as anti, a lot of them talk about not wanting guns because they can't see themselves taking a life.
But the moment I asked them, would they take a life to protect a child?
I'm blowing that sucker away.
And it's interesting how that works.
And I feel like I agree with you.
I'd be the same way.
joe rogan
Preserve innocence.
Preserve a child.
Whatever it is that turns a child into some monster that could shoot up a school, I think that's what needs to be examined.
And this is not a part of the narrative.
It's not a part of the discussions.
No one's bringing it up.
All people bring up is the event themselves, the gun violence.
And we need to keep the tools away from people.
I just think the tools are one part of the problem.
I definitely think that you should, if there is a way, we should figure out a way to keep psychopaths from owning guns.
But how do you determine whether or not someone's a psychopath?
colion noir
So they do something psychopathic.
joe rogan
Yeah, and then someone will talk about, well, you know, Australia, they had one mass shooting in the 1990s, and they took all the guns.
There's 18 people in Australia!
It's as big as the United States.
There's less people.
colion noir
Not to mention crime went up after they did that.
joe rogan
Did it?
colion noir
Violent crime went up when they did that.
That's what people don't want to talk about.
And you're right.
People forget context.
They're like two people in Australia.
joe rogan
Well, do you know about this one town in Georgia where firearm ownership is mandatory?
colion noir
I do remember hearing that.
joe rogan
And they made it mandatory, and violent crime and everything dropped radically.
Break-ins dropped radically.
They made it mandatory.
Everybody has to have a gun.
And everybody was like, fuck the crime.
colion noir
Think about it.
joe rogan
I need to find a new way to make a living.
colion noir
Well, because most dudes who are engaged in crime, right?
Of course, you have your sickos who just love the violence, right?
Most of them are just crimes of opportunity, right?
So they're looking for victims.
They're looking for easy victims, easy targets.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
If you know you're going to deal with someone who possibly is going to kill you, they don't want to die.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
Which is why you've seen a lot of these videos with these home invasions where you watch when the actual homeowner has a firearm.
Once the shots start, once the bullets start flying, they're gone.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
They're taking off.
Nobody wants to get shot.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
So and so it always boggles my mind when people are like, well, you don't need a gun for this or you don't need a gun for that.
I'm like, no, I do.
And they're like, well, the chances of you ever needing it and using it...
joe rogan
That's a stupid argument.
colion noir
It's incredibly moronic.
joe rogan
Sure, the chances are you've gone through life right now.
However old you are when I'm talking to you, you haven't been shot.
So the chances are 100% that you didn't need it.
Right, but that doesn't mean you won't need it in the future.
That's a crazy conversation.
I don't think the conversation should be about the tools.
I really think the conversation should be about what makes a person capable of doing that.
I mean, if the conversation is what makes a person such a fucking nut that they have so many guns that they don't know what to do with.
I mean, you have so many guns, you don't even know how many you have.
Is that bad?
I don't know.
You seem like a reasonable guy.
I'm not worried about you.
colion noir
But even then, I can only use one gun at a time.
I only have two hands.
joe rogan
I get that, but the idea is like, what if someone breaks into your house and steals your guns?
I'm sure you have been a safe.
But if somebody breaks into your house and steals your guns, what then?
colion noir
So that's my fault now?
If somebody wants to break the law, I'm breaking into my house?
joe rogan
No, the idea is like access.
Now you're giving access.
It's a very different argument.
colion noir
Yeah, exactly.
But that fundamentally goes back to the idea that people want to undervalue this is a constitutional right, right?
Yeah.
And so what we find ourselves doing is finding ways to limit that right because of the few bad people in our country.
And I just think that's the wrong way to go about it because we're basically devolving ourselves down to a point where we're not going to have any rights left because there are a couple of bad people here who might do something bad with the rights that you have.
joe rogan
I think it's the wrong way to go about it, too.
But if we had no violence in this country, if something happened, human beings evolved, if our switch changed and there's no more violence, would you still want to have guns?
unidentified
Yes.
joe rogan
You want to have them for recreation because you enjoy them.
That's something people don't want to hear.
I always tell people, if you've never shot a gun, if you've never gone to a gun range, you probably should because it is actually fun.
It's fun.
Now, if you do that activity and you're not thinking about hurting someone and all you're thinking about is focusing on the target, trigger control, all that stuff, Is that bad?
colion noir
We do a thing on my show.
We call it athletic shooting, right?
So my background before I got into guns was sports.
I was into basketball, football.
I ran cross country, track, you name it.
So when I got into guns, so my dream was to go to the NBA when I was younger, right?
Clearly that didn't happen and it wasn't going to.
But, you know, there was that athleticism still in me.
So what we did on the show when we were talking about coming up with a different shooting competition was how do I incorporate some of that athleticism into shooting, right?
Which is essentially, by and large, a lot of running and just shooting in different positions and so forth and so on.
And so...
When we're doing that, I'm not thinking about shooting a person.
That's not the type of shooting I'm doing.
joe rogan
Right, doing target shooting.
colion noir
Doing target shooting with some athleticism involved in it.
And people undervalue that.
It's kind of like, how can you not see that these are other ways that firearms are used?
Which is why I started my brand, The Pew Pew Life.
Pew Pew Life is predicated around...
joe rogan
P-E-W, P-E-W. For people who don't understand, that's what people who use guns a lot go pew pew.
colion noir
It's a firearm lifestyle, yeah.
joe rogan
Out here doing hashtag pew pew.
colion noir
Yeah, because I mean, think about it.
When we were kids, it was all so simple, right?
Like cops and robbers with a gun, pew pew pew pew, we do that.
And so, but then, so I want to capture...
The recreation involved in playing cops and robbers as a kid, but then also understanding the very definitive distinction between the good guys and the bad guys.
The people who live this lifestyle are good people.
They enjoy guns for recreation.
They also understand that we live in a world where not everybody's good.
So we also own guns for our own self-defense.
And so it's this culmination of this lifestyle that comes together and we appreciate guns in a way that some people think is perverse.
But how is it any different than me obsessing over the Aston Martin DBS for the last 20 years?
Is that perverse?
It's still a mechanical item.
joe rogan
Yes, the potential for violence is what scares people.
colion noir
Yeah, but when a guy kills 86 people in Nice with a truck.
joe rogan
Right.
No, it's a good point.
I mean, it is a very good point, and no one's trying to outlaw trucks.
But it's...
This thing that we have in this country where we have more guns than we have human beings, and that disturbs people.
colion noir
Yeah, because they inherently vilify the firearm, which is why I have another hashtag that I call still waiting.
joe rogan
Still waiting for what?
colion noir
Still waiting for my gun to jump up on its own and kill somebody.
It is relatively tongue-in-cheek, but at the same time, what it does is it transfers the focus, and in it I say, When a drunk driver gets behind the wheel and kills someone, we don't blame the vehicle for it.
We blame the driver.
Right.
So when somebody goes out and commits violence with a firearm, why aren't we focusing on the people who are doing it instead of focusing on the firearm?
joe rogan
Well, I think we should certainly be focusing on the people.
As we said, we should certainly be focusing on what happens to a person that makes them develop into the type of person that can go into a movie theater and shoot it up like the Aurora, Colorado guy.
colion noir
Let's talk about that a little bit because it's a conversation that we don't have, honestly.
And I don't have the answers.
I can think of several things.
The easy answer for me to say is our culture, right?
We maybe have a culture that facilitates this.
Or, you know, we have a situation where there are people who do flip between the cracks and no one pays attention to them.
joe rogan
There's certainly some of that.
colion noir
And I do think there is a lack of...
joe rogan
You can't pay attention to everybody.
colion noir
You can't.
But then also I think there's...
I was raised by a single parent mother.
And my mother overcompensated.
When raising me, because she understood the limitations of her being a woman raising a young man, right?
So she was unnecessarily hard on me.
My mom has zero tolerance for my emotions.
Absolutely zero.
So what she taught me growing up was how to deal with adversity.
Taught me how to deal with failure, how to get past those things.
Taught me how to be self-assured.
And so what I think we're lacking to a degree in this country is people not having the coping mechanisms to deal with failure or to deal with rejection.
Some get it worse than others.
I agree.
joe rogan
There's definitely people that feel like they're outsiders and they want to flip the board over.
They're losing the game and they just want to flip the board over.
And that seems like that Parkland kid...
I mean, there were kids that were worried about him before this ever happened, and that his whole thing was that his life was shit, and he wanted other people to experience that.
Yeah.
colion noir
And the thing is, it's like, and the hard thing about it, too, is now I realize, and it just came to my mind, I think sometimes I don't even want to talk about the mental health aspect of it in this particular case of the Parkinson's shoot, because I just want to relegate him to evil.
Right.
Right?
Because it pisses me off.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Like, you're taking innocent lives because you feel bad.
Go in a corner and shoot yourself, if that's the case.
joe rogan
There's a romanticized version of that, too, where people just want to take everybody out, take all the people out that you saw that were doing well while you were struggling.
There's that.
colion noir
But man, the world always flips, man.
joe rogan
Oh, yeah.
Well, it flips if you've got a good attitude and you're a healthy person like yourself.
But if you're mentally ill and your life has been just tormented and abused and just you have mental health issues and you're all fucked up, I don't know what the answer is.
I don't know what the answer is, but I do know that the problem lies in the individuals that are capable of committing that and how they become that.
colion noir
You make a great point.
What mindset you have to be in to walk down a school hall and just shoot people.
joe rogan
Shoot kids.
colion noir
Just shoot them innocently.
It's fucking gross!
joe rogan
Yeah, whether it's Sandy Hook or any one of these things, you have to be fucked up to do that.
And how many people are running around that are like three quarters fucked up?
They only need a few bad things to go wrong.
And relatively speaking, when you think about the fact that there's 300 plus million people in this country, these are relatively...
Relatively few people that are capable and that actually act on such a horrific act.
But what do you think can be done to stop this stuff?
Have you thought about it?
unidentified
Yeah.
colion noir
I think about it all the time.
It's a harder question for me to ask than to come up with ways of why we don't need gun control.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
You know, because that's, you know, it's hard.
joe rogan
I think so too.
colion noir
Especially when I'm taking gun control off the table because people are always saying, you know, you guys don't want to move one inch.
Well, I was like, yeah, because we've been moving an inch for the last 20, 30 years.
joe rogan
So the problem is it's a fucked up argument because the people that are holding the guns are not necessarily the people that are doing these things.
You're trying to attack the vast majority of gun owners are not committing crimes with their guns.
colion noir
They're not.
So when I think about what can we do to stop different types of shooting, for instance, let's start with the type of shootings that happen the most, gang violence.
So if you look at the statistics, you think, oh my gosh, America's a war zone, right?
30,000 people a year die, and then the vast majority of it that is remaining as actual homicides is gang violence.
So then we have a gang problem.
We don't have a gang problem in this country.
We have a socioeconomic problem in very specific areas in this country, right?
Because I just came from Southside Chicago, where I started in Hyde Park, where Obama used to live, and then drove a few minutes into an area that looked like a bomb went off.
They don't have the violence in Hyde Park that they had in that area.
Why?
They had the same access to illegal guns.
They don't have the same problem because there's a difference in economics.
And no one wants to address that.
If I'm a kid growing up in that neighborhood and I'm going to a school that's shitty, they don't give a damn about me.
I lucked up and was able to go to good schools.
I went to schools where my teachers cared.
I went to schools where teachers pushed me when I was slacking off.
I had the ability to take out loans to go to a good law school.
I had those abilities.
If I'm a kid growing up in this environment, And I can't find refuge in my school.
I can't find refuge at home because my mom's working three or four or five jobs.
So she's never there.
Where am I going to go find parents?
Where am I going to find that parental influence?
I'm going to find it on the streets.
So now I'm on the streets being led by people who grew up in the same exact conditions that I grew up in.
And so now I'm like, okay, well, I have to make money.
What am I going to do for money?
Well, then there's their narco economy, very conveniently, right there for me, right?
Sell drugs.
So now I'm staying on a corner selling drugs.
I got to protect my product, right?
If I don't, someone's going to take it from me.
So what do I do?
I get a gun.
I carry a gun.
Now I'm just stuck in this violent loop that feeds on itself.
And so now I'm stuck defending myself against a guy who's shooting at me trying to take my stuff, and I'm shooting back at him.
Maybe not because I'm trying to take his stuff, but because he's trying to take mine.
So that's where you get that violence that comes from those particular areas.
Now, if we would have sat back and said, okay...
We have hyper-concentrated areas in this country.
This isn't widespread.
It's hyper-concentrated communities in this country that are dealing with this that are also the result of the vast majority of our gun violence.
If we sat back and thought about it from a socioeconomic standpoint, how do we fix this?
What do we do?
How do we present opportunity?
I'm not saying go in and just hand out stuff, but how do we fix this from the standpoint of improving our schools?
How is that I can drive five minutes one direction and have a school that has everything you can name and then drive in the opposite direction?
The school can barely have textbooks to give to their kids.
Think about that.
So why aren't we focusing our energy on building that up?
Versus talking about, oh, we need to get the guns off the streets.
You did that.
You have that in Chicago.
You have every gun law imaginable in Chicago.
But yet, Southside Chicago still looks the way that it does.
Still has the violence that it does, right?
So if we provide...
When you give people something to lose or to live for, they don't throw away life so easily.
Plain and simple.
So if my socioeconomic status is in the dirt...
I don't have a problem looking at another kid down the street and shooting at him and taking his life.
I don't have anything.
I don't have anything to lose.
But if we were to focus our attention in fixing that, same way we talk about the mental health issue with respect to mass shootings and school shootings, we wouldn't have to worry about the guns because we won't have people wanting to do those things or have the capability to do those things.
Right?
So, then that deals with that vast majority of the violence that we have there.
Focusing that energy and fixing those communities.
joe rogan
I agree with you 100%.
And we've talked about this many, many times in the show that I think that if you wanted to make America a better place, one of the best ways to do it is to Make it easier for someone to succeed.
And stop pretending that it's a level playing field.
I didn't grow up in a level playing field.
I got lucky.
You got lucky.
A lot of people did.
And if you go to somewhere like the South Side of Chicago and you don't realize that you got lucky, you're blind.
What's the best way to make America stronger?
Less losers.
Less people who lose.
How is that?
Well, give them more of a chance.
Give them more of an opportunity and give them guidance, community centers, clean up the streets, fix buildings.
But that's a lot of fucking money that we're spending right now in Afghanistan and Iraq and building missiles and all kinds of crazy shit that we're not putting any money into that.
colion noir
But then who do we hold accountable?
Who do we?
Like if we talk about the inner cities, for instance.
They've been democratically run for ages now.
The local leadership there is democratic.
joe rogan
Right, but there's no money.
The problem is there's no money.
colion noir
The money's going somewhere.
I mean, look at Chicago.
joe rogan
It's just not enough.
I mean, the money's going into the areas where people are wealthy, and that's what they're supporting.
They're not supporting these impoverished areas.
colion noir
And you know what?
You're absolutely right.
So if that's the case, and we all understand that, and you know that, stop selling this bullshit about gun control then.
joe rogan
Just say that.
That's just one aspect of gun control.
colion noir
I was moving to the next one.
joe rogan
I agree with you there.
So in that sense, when it comes to gun violence, it's very complex.
When it comes to gang violence, it's very complex.
And I agree with you that there's no other way to stop that than to fix the inner cities where people are just in that cycle of constant poverty and And it's all they see around them, so it becomes normalized.
colion noir
Yeah, absolutely.
So now let's talk about mass shootings.
Mass shootings, right?
So get rid of gun-free zones.
No one wants to hear that.
Get rid of gun-free zones.
If you're not going to establish a perimeter outside of a building where I can go, don't tell me I can't bring my gun in there.
A sign on the window is not stopping somebody from coming into the building.
We've seen it time and time and time and time again.
If the guns were the problems, we would have mass shooting at every gun show every single day.
But we don't.
Why?
The same reason you pointed out why that one place in Georgia, when they said everybody had to have a gun, crime went down.
joe rogan
People don't want to hear that, though.
They don't want to hear that the answer to gun violence is everyone has a gun.
Not such a convenient answer for a guy like you.
colion noir
It's very convenient.
joe rogan
So many guns he can't count.
colion noir
But here, let's look at the alternative.
We've been living in it, right?
And we're acknowledging that there's a problem.
So why are we entertaining the fact that maybe that is the case?
joe rogan
Right, but do you think that, like school shootings, for example, do you think that these teachers being armed would be the answer?
Or do you think there should be armed security on the campus?
colion noir
I say it should be multi-layered.
Because if you really want to put things into perspective, and the NRA didn't add about this, and people got pissed off, but it's the truth.
Whatever school the president's kids go to, they are guarded by guns.
That school is protected by guns.
Anything we hold valuable in this country is protected with guns.
joe rogan
No one is more anti-gun than Hollywood.
When you hear about any sort of crime or gun violence, the left-wing people in Hollywood are the most vocal, the most virtue-signaling, the quickest to jump on their pedestal.
Meanwhile, what percentage of their fucking movies involve gun violence?
And if you look at the Academy Awards, did you see the security at the Academy Awards?
You see all these left-leaning, liberal...
Actors being protected by people with flak jackets on, carrying guns with fingers outside the triggers.
I mean, dogs.
colion noir
It's crazy.
You know what it is, though?
It's a loss of touch with reality.
joe rogan
Well, they're also insulated and protected.
That's part of it.
colion noir
Because their mindset goes like this.
Well, I have security guards.
I mean, Kim Kardashian is...
joe rogan
Biggest...
colion noir
I did a video on that, so that was the first thing that came to mind.
Biggest what?
She's the biggest hypocrite on that, right?
joe rogan
Well, she's a dumb-dumb.
colion noir
Yeah, of course.
But she also influences a ton of people.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Right?
joe rogan
That's unfortunate.
colion noir
Exactly.
joe rogan
Steve Harvey had her on Family Feud.
They were on Family Feud.
The Kardashians in the West were talking about how fucking stupid Kim was.
colion noir
But we know this, though.
That's the crazy thing.
joe rogan
There's no incentive for her to be intelligent.
colion noir
There isn't.
joe rogan
I mean, she's good at making money.
colion noir
Oh, absolutely.
joe rogan
Absolutely.
colion noir
And I don't fault her for that.
Hey, make your money, boo-boo.
But at the end of the day, she still has access to scores of young, influential minds.
joe rogan
I understand that.
That's unfortunate, but there's nothing we can do about that.
colion noir
There isn't.
joe rogan
Other than you point out the fact that she's a dum-dum.
colion noir
Pretty much, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah.
She's not a terrible person.
colion noir
She's not.
I don't know the woman.
joe rogan
Well, I've heard her talk.
I just don't think she's really interested in expanding her mind.
I just don't think that that's something that's her prerogative.
colion noir
Here's the thing about that, though.
The mindset, though, is there are people who we pay to carry guns.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
I don't need to carry them.
Therefore, you don't either.
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
So what you're saying about her is that she is anti-gun, she talks about being anti-gun, yet she's constantly surrounded by people who have guns.
That's a fact.
colion noir
Absolute fact.
It's an absolute fact.
So then you can't turn around and tell me that, no, you don't need a firearm.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Of course you don't, bitch.
joe rogan
Seven foot tall dudes strapped to the fucking gills all around you.
colion noir
So it's frustrating because it's like, I get it.
I would love to have eight dudes standing out here with AR-15 slung over their shoulders, ready to protect me at a given notice.
If I could afford it, I'd pay for it and not do it.
The funny thing is, I'd still carry a gun on me.
Because they can't always be exactly where I am.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
You know what I mean?
joe rogan
Dude, that's a paranoid way to live, though, isn't it?
colion noir
What difference does it make?
Think about it.
How much does it affect me?
I wake up every day, put a gun on my hip, and go out and do the exact same thing I would do if I didn't have a gun.
joe rogan
But you don't think about it.
So, in a sense, you feel like you're not paranoid.
colion noir
I'm not paranoid.
No.
I'm no more paranoid than any person that has a fire extinguisher in their house.
Think about it.
It's like I don't walk around like, oh, my God.
Who's coming to get me?
That's paranoia.
All I'm doing is being prepared.
Now, there could be levels of preparedness.
You start to hit diminishing returns where it starts to take away from your quality of life.
But me putting a gun on my hip and just going about my business, that doesn't interfere with my life enough to say, you know what, it's not quite worth it.
joe rogan
You know, it's funny what you said about, like, humility and that you're, like, more calm and relaxed since you've been involved in guns.
The same thing happens with jiu-jitsu and martial arts training in particular.
But jiu-jitsu in particular because you get strangled so much.
colion noir
My neck hurts right now because I was rolling with a guy just before I came up, like, last week.
Man, it's such a beautiful sport.
joe rogan
It's beautiful, but it also lets you know your place in the food chain, especially when you first start out.
colion noir
You start to realize you really honestly can't call out an elite human until it's too late.
What do you mean?
Before I started really getting into MMA and so forth and so on, I thought I could spot out the guy you don't want to mess with.
joe rogan
Oh, right.
colion noir
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And then I went to class and then my coach started pairing me with different people.
And I'm like, holy crap.
If I would have seen this dude just walking down the sidewalk, I'm like, yeah, I can handle him.
And now I'm rolled up in a pretzel with nuts in my face.
joe rogan
Yeah, nerd assassins.
There's a lot of nerd assassins out there.
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Man, at Tenth Planet, we got a whole fucking army of them.
They're like computer dorks, and they'll kill you with their legs.
colion noir
Yep.
joe rogan
They'll wrap their legs around your neck and choke you to sleep, and you can't even stop it from happening.
colion noir
Nothing.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
colion noir
Nothing, man.
And I always get stuck, and I'm going to overpower him!
And I'm like, nah.
joe rogan
Yeah, you're better off being weak, believe it or not.
The best jujitsu is weak man's jujitsu.
I always say if you're going to learn jujitsu, learn it from a small guy.
Because you learn from a small guy, they've never been able to cheat, meaning they've never been able to muscle their way out of things.
They've always had to have perfect technique.
colion noir
Technique.
joe rogan
Yeah, technique's everything when it comes to jiu-jitsu.
Literally, you have to have some strength, for sure, and strength with technique is the ultimate, but perfect technique is where it's at, and you get that from little guys, like Barrett Yoshida, Eddie Bravo, Hoyler Gracie, the smaller guys are the ones that you want to learn from, because they've never been the big guy.
The big guys are like top-game guys, the smash-pass guys, those guys are just relying on horsepower and leg strength and shit.
That's not the way to learn.
The way to learn is to go around things.
colion noir
Gotcha.
And you know, the funny thing about that is, do you know why I started doing it?
joe rogan
Why?
Someone said, what if they take your gun away, bro?
colion noir
No one said that.
I said it to myself.
joe rogan
Oh, right.
colion noir
I said it to myself because I almost thought I was over-dependent on it.
Because remember, the gun is a tool.
joe rogan
Do you carry a knife too?
colion noir
I used to.
joe rogan
He's like, that's a bitch.
colion noir
I used to.
But I'm in this weird space where my jeans are kind of sort of a little too tight.
So they're not quite skinny jeans, but it's kind of like, after a certain point, I have too much stuff going on in my pants.
joe rogan
I got the answer for you, my friend.
colion noir
Oh, here you go.
joe rogan
It's called a fanny pack.
colion noir
Okay.
You know they're not going to let me get away with a fan pack.
unidentified
What the fuck are you talking about?
joe rogan
I wear one of these bitches every day.
Hireprimate.com.
You can go buy one right now.
I'll give you one.
Do we have some here?
Would you never wear this?
You would never wear this?
colion noir
I'm down to try anything.
Come on, man.
Well, tactically.
I got my money.
joe rogan
I got a wallet.
Some of them, they have ones that are tactical ones.
They rip them open.
colion noir
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, you have a tactical one.
I'm all for it.
joe rogan
No, this is just a regular one.
See this, you keep your shit on you so you don't have your pockets all filled with shit.
colion noir
See, here's mine.
joe rogan
I do have a knife.
colion noir
Here's my fanny pack.
This is what I consider a fanny pack.
joe rogan
Oh, that's a little big.
colion noir
Yeah, I know.
But then again, I'm the guy who runs around with MacBook, iPad.
You carry one everywhere?
Pretty much.
Because I'm constantly working.
Writing, working, yeah.
joe rogan
What kind of stuff do you write?
colion noir
I script pretty much 80-90% of my show.
joe rogan
Oh, okay.
No kidding.
colion noir
All the videos I do, I write them.
joe rogan
Do you write them and then put them on a teleprompter or do you practice it out?
colion noir
Sometimes it's straight off the top, sometimes in teleprompter.
It just depends what we feel is going to communicate the best to what we're trying to achieve.
joe rogan
Oh, that's cool.
That shows work ethic for sure.
colion noir
I mean, I don't have a life.
joe rogan
You don't?
colion noir
I really don't.
All I do is work, work out, and eat.
joe rogan
So is this, these videos, is this your entire life now?
colion noir
For the most part, yeah.
joe rogan
In terms of your occupation?
colion noir
Exactly.
joe rogan
So you don't work as a lawyer?
colion noir
I do a little bit.
I still have deals with a small firm in Houston.
And then so other than that, just other investments and things that I have going on.
That's about it.
joe rogan
So you were able to make a living off of these videos?
colion noir
There was a time when you could do it on YouTube.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Not anymore.
joe rogan
Yeah, it's real recent, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
joe rogan
Within the last six or seven months.
colion noir
Well, actually, us gun guys started noticing that drop a long time ago.
Like I'm talking about we went from like to like half.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
And then now it's like 70%.
So that happened like a couple of years ago.
joe rogan
And how does that work in terms of like do they pick certain videos that are just not eligible for monetization?
Is that what it is?
unidentified
No.
colion noir
Before it was just a drop in organic reach.
It just started like it wasn't anything formal.
joe rogan
So they filtered you out.
colion noir
Yeah.
That's what I picked up on.
Because I started noticing, I'm like, wait a minute.
I mean, I wasn't living off the YouTube stuff, but I was like, I just got my income cut in half.
It's weird.
joe rogan
Yeah, well, there's been some people that have investigated this, and there's been some inside sources that have told people that they actively target conservatives, gun owners, redneckers.
They do it on Twitter.
They do it at a lot of different places.
colion noir
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it at all.
joe rogan
They do it.
It's 100%.
Who's that guy...
American Pravada guy that did those undercover investigative reports.
He sent a bunch of people into like bars and talked to Twitter engineers You know I'm talking about yeah Yeah.
colion noir
Now, I will say this, though.
There are – so, like, there are certain people in these places that are actually – they may not even agree with my stance, but I've talked to them, and they'll help me out the best that they can.
You know, some people on Facebook, some people on YouTube, so forth and so on.
Because there are all those individuals, you know, the – I call them ghost supporters in a sense because, you know, they can't be too explicit about their – Yeah, you're not going to have just a complete uniform left-wing ideology at any of these organizations.
joe rogan
Not at all.
But they get stuck in these groupthink environments like Google or wherever the fuck it is, and they can't speak out.
colion noir
Which is unfortunate, because I'm like, isn't this country...
This country was founded on the idea of having...
joe rogan
Is this it?
Project Veritas?
colion noir
Veritas, yeah.
I didn't remember hearing about it.
joe rogan
Release undercover footage of Twitter employees and employees, engineers and employees, admitting that Twitter employees view everything you post on their servers, including private sex messages and dick pics.
colion noir
See, that's why I don't send dick pics.
joe rogan
Damn it!
colion noir
I never send dick pics.
joe rogan
The engineers also admit that Twitter analyzes this information to create a virtual profile of you, which they sell to advertisers.
James O'Keefe has completed the book about the series entitled American Pravada, My Fight for the Truth in the Era of Fake News.
Yeah.
So this guy has sent a bunch of people to talk to, like, engineers.
I've seen the videos.
unidentified
Gotcha.
joe rogan
Where they're explaining how they...
colion noir
The algorithm.
joe rogan
Yeah, how they make it so that these people don't even know that people can't see their tweets.
colion noir
I get it all the time.
People send it to me all the time.
Like, hey, you know, for some reason, YouTube is forcing me to unfollow you.
Like, I thought I followed you, but then I'm not following you.
joe rogan
I think some of that's paranoia.
colion noir
I do.
Some of it is.
Some of it isn't.
Yeah.
But it still begs the question, because the numbers don't lie.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Right?
So, like, I know with Facebook, there was times where I was reaching millions of people with just a post.
But then that got cut in half, but largely that was due to monetization.
That was before Facebook was monetizing itself.
So now they want you to pay to get access to your audience.
You get what I'm saying?
So that, I don't like it.
But it isn't like some deep secret kind of like, oh, I want to stifle your reach because you believe in this.
Now, there may be some of that going on, right?
So I had, for instance, like I buy ads for my merchandise that I sell on Facebook, right?
Because if I just post a picture of it, my entire audience doesn't see it, right?
And so somebody went through at Facebook and just deleted all of our ads, like I spent such a ton of money on ads, and they just disapproved them out of nowhere, right?
And so then I called a contact and it was like, no, that shouldn't have happened.
And then I went back and put them back up.
So sometimes it's even individualized.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
You know what I mean?
It's just an individual who disagrees with everything you stand for, who has the power to do it.
joe rogan
Well, you remember when that guy did that with Trump?
He disabled his Twitter?
jamie vernon
Yeah, he deleted it for a couple of days or hours or whatever.
joe rogan
Yeah.
You know, there's definitely people that have that kind of power and they abuse it.
I mean, you see that everywhere.
You see that with moderators on message boards.
You see that with, you know, every time people have more power than you, and they go, I don't like this fucking guy, this guy talking about his guns.
Fuck his ads.
And they just yank them.
colion noir
The weird thing is, though, like, I don't complain about it on my platform at all because no one cares.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Because I remember the first time YouTube started taking off, like, demonetizing my videos for ads, I mentioned it.
unidentified
And a lot of my old people were like, good, I don't like those ads anyway.
I'm like, you do realize I have to pay to get this stuff done, right?
joe rogan
Well, no one seems to care until it comes and affects them.
They don't realize that essentially what they're doing is they're They're censoring you by diminishing the amount of money that you can make.
You could say it's not real censorship, but it is censorship.
colion noir
I mean, it's pretty much what I'm dealing with right now.
So, for instance, my videos don't come out as consistently.
I do gun reviews.
I'm known for my gun reviews, right?
And I like my gun reviews to be very cinematic, voiceover.
I put thought into them.
I write scripts out for my videos.
The problem is, too, now, before where I could afford to hire someone to edit them, I can't.
And I need that now more than ever because now on the political front of the things, I'm running around, I'm traveling.
That's why I always have my MacBook with me.
I have to try to find places where I can try to edit a little bit and get things done.
But then the same people who are like, we don't care about the ads on your videos and you making money from your videos are the same people like, why aren't you making videos as much as you used to?
Well, I'm like, well, I don't have the money to pay someone to edit the videos in order to keep pumping them out the way I was doing it before.
And I'm not going to give you some quality crap.
I could just toss a video together and just throw it out there.
joe rogan
It's just too much noise.
You can't listen to all those people that are complaining and asking for things.
Which is true.
But I really do think that Twitter, or YouTube rather, is fucking up.
Because they're opening up the door to a competitor that is really invested in free speech.
colion noir
I disagree.
joe rogan
Really?
How so?
colion noir
It's the advertisers.
They are at the mercy of the advertisers.
joe rogan
They are, but I know people over at YouTube.
They are deciding what they want said and not said.
And this is how I know.
I brought up Jordan Peterson to this woman that worked at YouTube.
colion noir
Which I'm a huge fan of.
joe rogan
And she said he's a troublemaker.
And I said, how is he a troublemaker?
She had no answer.
Radical, left-wing, but not thoughtful.
Not thoughtful.
She doesn't have a good argument for this.
When you push back, she's used to being the boss at work.
She's used to just dismissing you.
And when I was pushing back with her, I was like, why is that?
Why is he a troublemaker?
You tell me what's problematic about what he says.
No answer to that, but yet able to dismissively say someone's a troublemaker when they're a very highly respected intellectual that has amazing points about a lot of different things.
It resonates with a lot of very, very smart people.
colion noir
I think he's the Nietzsche of our time.
joe rogan
He's a very bright guy and a really good human.
When you meet him, he's a really good person.
So for someone to say he's a troublemaker, like, okay.
No, because he doesn't agree with you, and he's causing trouble with your organization because you're censoring people's views and viewpoints.
It's so convenient to label someone alt-right.
This is what we're dealing with today.
colion noir
I hate identity politics.
It drives me insane.
joe rogan
It's crazy.
It's crazy how many people flock to it too.
colion noir
Because it's intellectually easier.
joe rogan
Very easy.
It's very easy.
colion noir
You can sit there and then you can just regurgitate all of the talking points that you have.
This is why I don't do well on cable news hits.
Because what ends up happening is like...
On this issue, I intellectualize it, right?
Like the conversation we're having now.
Like, I get the benefit.
I love this because we could sit here.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
If we need to think about something, you know what?
You know, that's a good point.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
You know, let me think about that for a little bit.
Like, on cable news, you can't do that.
joe rogan
You can't do that.
I think that this kind of platform is the best platform because the conversation is never interrupted.
You never stop for ads.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
And no one can tell us when to stop.
colion noir
Except for when I'm about to ask to go to the bathroom here.
joe rogan
Oh, you go ahead, man.
unidentified
It's all right.
joe rogan
We could wrap this up soon.
But I wanted to, I really wanted to get to, other than not having gun-free zones.
colion noir
Yeah.
joe rogan
I mean, not having everyone armed to the teeth.
colion noir
Well, no, here's the thing.
Here's the thing I was saying.
If you're going to have gun-free zones, make them real gun-free zones.
Don't just put a sticker on the window and then say, you can't bring your gun in here.
And then not have physical measures in place to prevent it.
Because otherwise, I'm allowed...
joe rogan
Well, how would you prevent it?
If you have a movie theater or something like that?
colion noir
If you have a movie theater, if you're going to make it a gun-free zone, have a metal detector.
joe rogan
Yeah, but if somebody comes in and the metal detector goes off, there's still fucking guns in the room.
And what are you going to do?
Do you have armed guards to keep people from...
colion noir
So then don't make it a gun-free zone.
joe rogan
Right.
Okay, but even if you don't...
Okay, say if you have a gun-free zone and you have a movie theater and you put the metal detectors on, the only way to enforce that is to have guns.
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying?
colion noir
So if you want to hire an armed guard to stand there, right, with the metal detectors, because, I mean, the metal detectors are only as good as the person being able to enforce it, right?
So we need the executive, right?
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
So that would be an armed guard, right?
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
So think about it, though.
We do it at the airport.
joe rogan
Yes.
colion noir
You know what I'm saying?
We do it at certain nightclubs when I go...
I'm not admitting to going to strip clubs where I am.
When I go to strip club, I get patted down.
There's a guard there.
There's usually three guys there with guns.
Besides the people they let in who shouldn't have them anyway, there's always going to be cracks, right?
At least, if you're going to make it a gun-free zone, put up the physical preventative measures to reinforce that.
A lot of people just throw a sticker on a window and say, this is a gun-free zone.
The only people who are going to obey that are the people you're not even worried about anyway.
joe rogan
Well, the thing about movie theaters is movie theaters don't even say this is a gun-free zone.
colion noir
They do.
joe rogan
When do they say it?
Some movie theaters?
Yeah, there are.
colion noir
It's state-to-state.
So, for instance, like in Dallas, right, where I live, there are some movie theaters where I can bring my gun in no problem.
There are other movie theaters that have these signs that say, you're not allowed to carry a gun in here.
Right?
And so it is state to state.
Some states, they just require you to put up a sign.
joe rogan
Well, it sounds like it's business to business, too.
colion noir
It is.
It absolutely is.
So from that perspective, it's like even the courthouse, right?
When I go to the courthouse, courthouse is a gun-free zone, minus the fact that if you're a cop, but what do you have to do when you go to a courthouse?
You go through metal detectors, there are cops, there are people there with guns.
joe rogan
So what do you do about schools?
colion noir
Same thing.
joe rogan
But these guys that are showing up, they're not even students at that school.
Like Parkland.
colion noir
Or Sandy Hook.
Think about it like this, though.
This is where the argument gets really disingenuous.
Because it's like, oh, we want to save our kids' lives in schools.
joe rogan
Right.
colion noir
Right?
So the inner cities have more violence than we can think of, right?
There's tons of shootings that go on outside of the schools in inner cities.
When's the last time you heard a mass shooting in inner city?
joe rogan
Very, very rarely.
colion noir
Very rarely.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
If not ever.
joe rogan
If not ever.
colion noir
What's the one thing that they all have?
Metal detectors.
joe rogan
Huh.
colion noir
What's the one thing that Parkland didn't have?
Metal detectors.
What's the one thing that a lot of these suburban schools that get shot up don't have?
Metal detectors.
joe rogan
Well, you know, it's one of the things that they've found, too, is that it's a very strange sort of situation, but when you deal with places that have a lot of violence, when you deal with places that have gun violence and crime, what you don't have in those places is the random mass shootings.
You have one-on-one crime, but the tangible reality of actual gun violence, for whatever reason, sort of eliminates these mass shootings.
The mass shootings tend to occur in places where people think they're safe, right?
Like schools, movie theaters, concerts.
colion noir
I think there's a different dynamic involved.
You know what I mean?
It's going to become more of an anomaly.
Because if you compare the violence in the inner city to the violence in the suburbs, which present themselves in by way of mass shootings, if you compare the numbers as a whole, mass shootings account for a statistic for about one to two percent of all gun violence, right?
And so...
But there's an exceedingly higher percentage of gun violence in the inner cities.
And it all really goes back down to what I said before.
It's about the economics.
So you have a situation in the suburban areas where, economically speaking, they're good.
So there's not really an incentive to just engage in random violence.
There isn't a narco economy there that feeds on itself that requires you to engage in a certain level of violence in order to survive.
Whereas, on the other hand, in the inner cities, you do have that dynamic.
So from that perspective, what ends up happening, though, even though money isn't everything, right?
Money doesn't cure all.
So you're still going to have instances of people who slip through the cracks because money doesn't cure everything.
And so when it does happen, it manifests itself in these random acts of mass shootings, right?
If I know I'm going to school and I'm going to have to inevitably deal with the violence outside of school anyway, it almost makes it unnecessary to engage in random acts of mass shootings.
It's almost kind of like this perverted distraction.
From wanting to mass shoot a place up when you have to deal with violence on an ongoing basis every single day of your life.
You know what I mean?
joe rogan
I think that's what their point was.
Their point was that when violence is real and it's around you all the time, it doesn't become this attractive, blow up the game option.
Why don't you go take a leak and then we'll wrap this up when you get back.
Young Jamie's going to show me his collection of guns while you're gone.
He carries one in his pants at all times, strapped right next to his dick.
Do you think you'd ever carry a gun?
What if someone came in here and got us a license for concealed carry and said, Young Jamie, you need to be strapped.
All you have to do is fill out this paperwork and I'm going to make it happen.
jamie vernon
Man, I just don't personally feel...
I mean, I feel like it's also naivety or whatever that I don't feel the need to do it.
joe rogan
Well, most of the time you wouldn't have the need to do it, right?
unidentified
Right.
joe rogan
The question is, if you were at a place like...
You know, fill in the blank.
Whenever one of these things has gone down, a nightclub.
Let's say that gay nightclub in Orlando.
Maybe you're curious.
And you walk around.
unidentified
How about the movie theater?
How about Batman?
The night it came out.
joe rogan
Yeah, how about the Batman one?
Or wasn't there one in an Amy Schumer movie?
There was.
unidentified
I think so, yeah, yeah.
joe rogan
Yeah, there was a mass shooting.
No, I think it was an Amy Schumer movie.
One of her movies.
Because she became like this big anti-gun advocate afterwards.
What...
Do you think that you would ever find yourself in a situation where you'd want a gun?
jamie vernon
After that happened, I've gone to movies and pictured it happening.
unidentified
You just think about what you would do.
I don't know that pulling out a gun and firing back is even in my conscious thoughts.
joe rogan
It's definitely in the cards.
If the guy has a gun and he's in the room and you see one guy shooting people and you're there and he's not shot you yet, it's definitely in the options.
jamie vernon
It depends on how long you're in there, too.
joe rogan
It's also whether or not you can keep your shit together while someone's shooting.
You know, I mean, keeping your shit together while guns are going off, but that is not a normal thing for you.
And the amount of adrenaline that would be pumping through your body, we're talking about if you were in a situation where a mass shooting was going down, the people that think they could just pull out their gun and shoot that person, you might fucking hit random people.
You might hit the wall.
You might hit the ceiling.
Like, here's the thing about, I'll tell you...
I have a lot of experience in archery, and one of the things that happens with people when they're shooting alive animals, they panic.
A big fucking moose walks in, and you might hit that moose in the dick.
The thing's as big as a building, and you might miss it totally.
I mean, it happens all the time.
20 yards away, people miss the entire animal.
They just...
And that's something that's not even going to fight back.
That's just a moose.
jamie vernon
And the Vegas shooting thing, any witness reports or anything are so hard, I feel like.
joe rogan
Even video reports.
unidentified
It's such a chaotic situation.
jamie vernon
Sunday night, everybody's wasted.
joe rogan
Yep.
unidentified
So wasted.
joe rogan
Yep.
unidentified
What are you going to do?
You have no idea.
Yeah.
joe rogan
Well, it's also one of those things, too, where there's a real problem with the conspiracy theories.
Because one of the things that happened out of the Vegas situation was people would show up at all these different casinos and say, someone's shooting.
So they would say, the security would go, there's an active shooter at Circus Circus.
There's an active shooter.
So all the conspiracy theories were like, look, there's shooters everywhere.
There were shooters everywhere.
No, there was people everywhere that were freaking out because this fucking guy was just gunning people down from a hotel room.
colion noir
One thing I've learned about being a lawyer, eyewitness testimony is not reliable.
joe rogan
Eyewitness testimony is dog shit, man.
I've had people tell me about situations where I was there.
I was there.
I'm like, dude, that is not what fucking happened.
And then you have to go over it with them, and they're like, oh yeah, maybe you're right.
colion noir
I will say this, though.
People stopping mass shootings with firearms happens more than people realize.
joe rogan
It does happen.
To deny it happens, it's very disingenuous.
To deny it happens.
colion noir
There's a lot of stories out there where it's happened and people don't know about it because they're not going to push it.
joe rogan
So you think the elimination of gun-free zones would be the way to protect people?
colion noir
I say, I'm going to clean up a little bit.
If you're going to have a gun-free zone, have physical preventative measures in order to enforce it.
If you're not going to do that, Eliminate them.
joe rogan
I think first and foremost, this would be the first thing that we should do.
There should be some sort of a public hearing on the use of SSRIs, antidepressants, psych medications, and their corresponding instances, like the amount of instances where these shooters are on these things.
I don't think people are aware.
colion noir
I'll say this much to piggyback off what you're saying.
If I was diagnosed with a mental disorder, the first thing I would do is I would go to a bookstore or go online and figure out every possible way that I can self-help my way through it because I won't touch this stuff.
joe rogan
Well, one of the things that's just as effective, if not more effective, I think, Google this, cardio, I think, exercise and running is more effective to treat depression than SSRIs.
I am almost certain that that's the case.
colion noir
I don't doubt it at all, man.
joe rogan
I think...
colion noir
Oh, you think so many people are addicted to marathons?
joe rogan
Yeah.
Oh, believe me, man.
colion noir
They're going to get high.
joe rogan
Yeah.
There's something to it, man.
I get high when I run, for sure.
Is there anything in there?
jamie vernon
Every time I go to the official site, it says it's not a real thing.
joe rogan
What official site?
unidentified
NCBI.gov.
What is the NCBI? Where they did a study on it.
jamie vernon
Is Exercise a Viable Treatment for Depression?
joe rogan
Oh, they want to say no.
Get pilled up.
But there are studies that have been done that show...
Because I know Rhonda Patrick was discussing it.
colion noir
I have to be freaking...
I hate taking medicine.
Like, I have to be on the floor before I even take Tylenol.
joe rogan
For depression, prescribing exercise before medication.
Aerobic activity is shown to be effective treatment for many forms of depression.
So why are so many people still on antidepressants?
Well, here's one reason.
And this is not to...
Dismiss the people that are depressed, because I know people that are depressed, and it's a horrible thing, and I know people that have been helped by antidepressants.
I know people.
My good friend Ari, he was suicidal.
He got on antidepressants, he's happy as fuck now, he's off of them.
It helped him.
My friend Brian, it was the same thing.
Not Brian that we know, another Brian.
He was a jujitsu guy that I knew.
He had a real fucking problem.
Got on SSRIs, turned his life around, found a good woman, got in a great relationship, started his own business, weaned himself off of him, now he's happy.
Sometimes people find ruts in their life.
We had a podcast with a guy who wrote a book on it, a guy, Johan Hari, who wrote a book on depression.
SSRIs for depression, heart failure, patients, not so fast.
The study should put to rest the practice of starting SSRIs in depressed patients with heart failure CVD outcomes.
What is CVD? Cardiovascular disease.
Oh, okay.
Oh, well, that's with people with heart problems.
jamie vernon
Specifically, but it's also depression.
joe rogan
Yeah.
People with depression and heart failure.
Yeah.
Fucking exercise, I think, is a requirement of the human body.
colion noir
I really do.
I agree with that.
joe rogan
Something.
colion noir
Something.
Even my darkest times.
So I'm never more at my best than actually when I'm down.
When I'm going through things.
Because my response to it is to tighten up.
joe rogan
Forces you to focus.
Exactly.
colion noir
And so one of those things that I do is, like I've been to the gym every day for the last two weeks.
It forces me to...
One of the things that happens is I start working out more because of the clarity of mind I get after the fact.
And then the sense of accomplishment.
And then it kind of starts me off in a way where it's like, okay, now what's next?
It's like I'm chasing the next thing to conquer.
But yeah, I agree with you wholeheartedly.
I think focusing on Focusing on means outside of just prescribing pills.
I don't like taking pills.
I don't like things that alter my mind.
I don't like it.
Maybe because I'm a control freak in that sense.
joe rogan
How weird.
A guy with a hundred guns is a control freak.
colion noir
Might have something to say about that.
You know, I actually was just thinking about, I had a thought while I was using your super toilet.
joe rogan
Crazy toilet, right?
unidentified
If you've got to take a shit, it's the way to go.
colion noir
I was thinking, I was like, man, yeah, I should get Joe Rogan one of my guns.
And then I realized you can't even own it here.
joe rogan
I can't?
colion noir
Nope.
joe rogan
What can I own?
What do you have that I can't own?
colion noir
What's the only it's the first gun I ever the first gun I've done So this one just so happens to be one that you can't oh you see you have a company that makes them Yeah, I have a um what I did was I came out with a signature series Line of handguns.
Well, this is the first one because it's not allowed in California.
joe rogan
What's what's wrong with it?
colion noir
Y'all have a list of guns that you're allowed to own it It's not on.
And then, like, you would have to...
There's this micro-stamping that's required for any gun that's not on the list, and it's so prohibitive.
Yeah, it's weird.
joe rogan
So what is the different...
What kind of guns are they?
What is it?
colion noir
As far as they're prohibited?
joe rogan
The one that you have that I can't have.
colion noir
Oh, I can have them pull it up on the side if you want.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
You mean that particular gun?
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
Oh, yeah.
joe rogan
What's about it?
Like, what is the specs?
colion noir
They just...
It just is.
It's just their list of guns.
I don't really know exactly.
joe rogan
Is it the caliber?
colion noir
No.
joe rogan
Is it the semi-automatic capabilities?
colion noir
Nope, because there are semi-automatic guns on the list that you're allowed to own.
There are other...
joe rogan
So it's just arbitrary?
colion noir
That's what it seems like to me.
joe rogan
What kind of gun is it?
colion noir
Tell Jamie.
joe rogan
He'll look it up.
colion noir
If you want to pull it up, pull up T-Y-R-E-D-E-F-E-N-S-E, tierdefense.com.
joe rogan
There we go.
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.
Yeah, there's some weird shit.
I mean, we got Jerry Brown as our fucking governor in that goofball.
unidentified
Is that right?
colion noir
Let's see.
joe rogan
Firearms transfers, work order form, gallery contact.
colion noir
I don't think that's the...
unidentified
Sorry, it's Tier 1. Yeah, that's not it.
joe rogan
Tier 1?
unidentified
Yes, it'd be T-Y-R-E. T-Y-R-E. There we go.
joe rogan
Bam.
Oh, not Tyree.
unidentified
Oh, God.
You having a really good time?
colion noir
I know you're struggling today, dude.
unidentified
It's not coming up.
joe rogan
People are paying attention to me.
unidentified
It usually comes up when I'm typing this stuff, so I don't have to type the whole thing.
joe rogan
This is why people can't shoot people when there's a mass shooting going on.
Pressure.
colion noir
Actually, no, you see one where it says The Advocate?
unidentified
Yes.
colion noir
That's it.
The name of the gun is The Advocate.
joe rogan
T-Y-R. Service unavailable.
Oh, the hackers.
They got to it already.
It's the fucking Russians, bro.
unidentified
Capacity problems.
colion noir
Go back again?
joe rogan
Capacity problems.
I don't know if everyone is Googling it.
Do you think we already killed it?
We just killed it?
It could be going to take a couple hundred people at a time.
But by the time that it hits YouTube, though, isn't it a minute or two later?
unidentified
20 seconds.
joe rogan
20 seconds?
colion noir
Yeah, that's about it.
Type in The Advocate and then Koleon Noir.
unidentified
And then see what that does.
colion noir
And then erase tier defense, though.
joe rogan
Here we go.
Boom, boom, boom.
Click on the top.
Damn, we killed that website.
colion noir
Go to images?
joe rogan
Killed that website.
colion noir
Alright, there you go.
I mean, that's the gun.
joe rogan
Okay, and why?
That seems like a normal handgun.
colion noir
It is.
joe rogan
So what the fuck is wrong with it?
Why can't I have it?
colion noir
Now I want it.
Ask the folks.
Ask your leaders in California.
joe rogan
But what are they saying is wrong with it?
Like, specifically?
colion noir
I don't know why they make the decisions they make in California, to be honest with you.
joe rogan
What is the specs of this gun?
colion noir
It is a 9mm handgun.
Semi-automatic.
joe rogan
Is it because it's semi-automatic or no?
colion noir
No, I don't think so.
joe rogan
No.
colion noir
I don't think that's the basis.
I don't know the complete basis and reasons for why certain guns are allowed handgun-wise in California and others.
I'm pretty sure there are going to be a ton of people who tell me this because I have a huge audience in California.
I think it's actually one of my biggest audience.
joe rogan
There's a lot of gun owners in California.
The idea that guns in California are somehow or another rare.
colion noir
The funny thing is the birthplace of AR-15 was in California.
joe rogan
Yeah.
Well, that's a weird gun.
It's a gun that people just have demonized.
It's not the most powerful gun.
It's not the scariest gun.
It just looks military.
But they don't even use it in the military.
colion noir
They don't use it in the military.
But to be honest with you, if they did, I'd want that gun.
joe rogan
Why?
colion noir
Because it's the most effective means to protect myself.
I don't understand this idea of neutering guns to the point of irrelevance or ineffectiveness.
joe rogan
It's people that don't use guns that have this idea.
And this is where we're at now.
I think one of the things that I'm getting out of this conversation with you is that there's not really a clean answer.
There's not a clean answer.
And if there was, people would have figured it out.
It's almost like...
Society has to continue to evolve, and one of the ways society evolves is having these conversations.
You and I having this conversation where a few million people are going to listen to it, and then millions of people on their own having these conversations, and people looking at the reality.
And in that way, I think, what you're doing is important, and what a lot of people are doing is important, where they're talking about the actual numbers and the actual statistics and letting us get a look at it.
colion noir
And that's the one thing that I try to convey with my videos.
I don't care where you stand on the issue.
I just will have a shit ton of more respect for your position if it's from a position of education.
If you actually have some knowledge, I'm not saying you have to be a Jedi master of firearms.
Just understand the very basics, the fundamentals.
We have politicians pushing policy based on things that make no sense.
It actually exposes the fact that they don't know anything about firearms.
And so it's like you're going to push policy on something that you don't know anything about.
And so it's disingenuous and inherently dishonest.
So that's the biggest frustration I have.
I'm going to educate you and give you the information that you need so that you can make an informed opinion about it.
If at the end of the day, I take you shooting, I tell you the stats, I tell you about how guns function and how they work, if you still are anti-gun, I can respect that.
Now, that doesn't mean you get to then push your anti-gun agenda onto me and limit my rights because of it, but I can respect that.
At least we can walk away and say, hey, look, We look at it from a different perspective.
joe rogan
I appreciate that.
I think we're also faced with the reality of the sheer number of guns that we have in this country.
It's a staggering number.
And you're not going to just take those away.
colion noir
You're not.
joe rogan
Where are you going to put them?
colion noir
And that's just...
Now, there's some people who are like, well, we can devolve the number over time, right?
unidentified
We can just put these laws in, and it can get bad for a little bit, but then over time...
joe rogan
I like how you're doing that weird voice when you say...
colion noir
Yeah, I always do that, right?
That's the anti-gun voice.
That's the anti-gun voice.
joe rogan
Would you be interested in sitting down, like maybe on this show, if I had an anti-gun advocate?
colion noir
I beg for it.
joe rogan
Okay.
colion noir
Not to say...
Here's the thing.
joe rogan
Someone reasonable.
colion noir
Here's the thing.
I'm not trying to get up here and crush this person and all that stuff.
I've done that to death.
But I do want to have the conversation.
And I've done it on my show.
The only problem is it's too easy to ignore it because of the platform that it's on.
joe rogan
Have you had someone on your show that made reasonable points?
Like, if somebody wanted to watch you in some sort of a debate with an anti-gun person, is there a show that you could recommend that people could go watch right now?
colion noir
That I was on?
joe rogan
Yes.
unidentified
No.
joe rogan
On your show?
colion noir
On my show?
Yeah.
We'll see the thing, though.
So...
One of the biggest flaws of the people that were on my show that I had that conversation with is you could instantly see – it was more of an education process because you could tell they didn't know much.
So what would happen is if they make a point about why they believe this, then I would give them information and then it would be like, oh, okay.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do see what you see.
joe rogan
I'm sure there's someone out there that is educated and is anti-gun.
We'll have someone find them.
I have a publicist.
We'll have him.
We'll have Matt Staggs on it.
colion noir
Please, let me know, because I'd be all for it.
joe rogan
Yeah.
colion noir
I really would.
joe rogan
There's probably someone out there that's reasonable, that has good points, and has a well-thought-out, sound argument.
It would be interesting to listen to you talk to that person.
colion noir
Absolutely.
joe rogan
But I think one of the things we could take away from this is that this is a...
It's a messy situation.
It's not clean.
It's not like, hey, we're putting poison in the water.
Stop putting poison in the water.
Clean up the water.
It is not that simple.
colion noir
No, it's not at all.
joe rogan
It's super complicated.
It deals with mental health.
It deals with freedom.
And it deals with law-abiding people who aren't doing anything wrong.
Where people are trying to take away their rights.
They're enthusiasts.
They love guns.
Look, here's a perfect example.
You're sitting here with a gun on your shirt.
What kind of gun is that?
colion noir
AR-15.
joe rogan
You have an AR-15?
unidentified
Yeah.
colion noir
I actually sell these.
joe rogan
I have an archery shirt on.
I could walk anywhere with this.
No one would feel threatened.
I'll kill the fuck out of you with this bow.
But no one would feel threatened.
But if you walk around with that, people will...
colion noir
Yeah, they'll feel some type of way.
joe rogan
Oh, you are.
colion noir
What are you doing?
joe rogan
You're a gun guy.
Are you telling people you have that on you?
Is that what you're saying?
Are you warning people that you're a dangerous person?
Oh, you're an archery enthusiast.
Oh, I did archery at camp.
When I was in the Boy Scouts, we shot bows.
colion noir
We shot recurves.
I'm going to start opening girls at the bar with that.
I shoot archery.
joe rogan
It's not a bad move, man.
It's not a bad move.
So listen, I appreciate the conversation.
I don't think we got anywhere, but I don't think you can.
I think we talked about it.
colion noir
Well, I mean, to be honest with you, it's a conversation that needs...
So here's what happens.
Things happen in our reality that force a specific focus on the part of the conversation.
unidentified
Right.
colion noir
And so, of course, we weren't going to...
I don't know how long we've been here.
How long have we been here?
joe rogan
Two hours.
colion noir
Two hours, right?
We've been having this gun debate for how long now in this country?
joe rogan
Hundreds of years, yeah.
colion noir
Yeah.
But I think for a lot of people, especially the people who follow me, they wanted me to come on your show, not because you and I were going to come to an answer, but to educate.
joe rogan
Right.
Well, also to have what we have on the show, what I try to have on the show, just discussions.
Just talk about things.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly.
joe rogan
And let people talk.
Let people express themselves.
And I think you definitely did that today.
You expressed yourself.
You're a very reasonable guy.
Anybody who looks at you and says that you're a maniacal gun nut, You're pulling that out of your own head.
But I would love to do that.
And we'll try to find somebody.
We'll try to find somebody if you're open to that.
colion noir
Absolutely.
joe rogan
Try to find somebody that could argue the point.
But thank you, brother.
colion noir
I really appreciate it, man.
Thanks for having me.
joe rogan
Great talking to you, man.
All right, folks.
We'll be back very shortly.
We have a second round two today with Sam Harris and Majid Nawaz.
See you soon.
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