June 4, 2017 - The Joe Rogan Experience
03:00:31
Participants
| 
| Speaker | Time | Text |
|---|---|---|
| Oh, Christ. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's alright. | |
| Alright, we're going live now, finally. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| We had a just... | ||
| Disaster trying to order from the UFC TV app. | ||
| And then so we had to go for the DirecTV, and then we went to DirecTV, and then we had to call in, and I couldn't talk to a person. | ||
| I had to enter in shit, so I had to check, find my fucking account number online. | ||
| We all panicked a little bit. | ||
| Disaster! | ||
| We panicked a little bit. | ||
| But we're here. | ||
| Eddie Bravo's here, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Hello, how you doing? | ||
| Brian motherfucking Callum's here. | ||
| Yes, sir, everybody. | ||
| How are you? | ||
| Good to be here. | ||
| Good to be here. | ||
| Brian bought wine. | ||
| That could be a good or a bad decision. | ||
| We're going California first, then we're going to go a little Italy for my boy at Via Veneto, courtesy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Fabricio hooked us up with a beautiful wife. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, look at this. | |
| He's giving shout-outs already. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We just started. | |
| No, he gave me some great wine. | ||
| Yancy Medeiros won already. | ||
| We didn't even get a chance to watch the fight because we just got it live. | ||
| And Brendan motherfucking Chubb! | ||
|
unidentified
|
What's up, dog? | |
| What is going on with that shirt? | ||
| You are in like a 1980s rapping movie. | ||
| He sure is. | ||
| Boy, I'm glad you mentioned that. | ||
| I look like a young Michael J. Fox. | ||
| Well, you look like a dude who's in one of those break-in movies. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah! | |
| You should have a bandana. | ||
| You should. | ||
| You should be a tough guy with a switchblade in an 80s movie. | ||
| That's what you should do. | ||
| Poor Mexican chicks wear jeans of that material. | ||
| They do. | ||
| It's in right now. | ||
| Is it in? | ||
| Because that's artificially distressed in the extreme. | ||
| Did you see? | ||
| The kids are wearing it. | ||
| They just showed Shogun. | ||
| Have you seen the UFC light heavyweight rankings? | ||
| Yeah, he's like three. | ||
| I think he's tied for four. | ||
| It's really crazy. | ||
| They're going to have that Ozdemir dude. | ||
| He's going to fight Jimmy Manawa. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you talking about pound for pound champ? | |
| He's had two fights in the UFC, and he's like number three now. | ||
| He's weird. | ||
| Light heavyweight's the weirdest division with Jon Jones out. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's killing it. | |
| With Jon Jones out, and Gustafson obviously just rose to the top of the heap. | ||
| How good did he look? | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Did you watch that fight? | ||
| Which one? | ||
| Gustafson and Teixeira? | ||
| I missed that whole UFC. Holy shit! | ||
| I was on my way back. | ||
| Dude, Gustafson was a ninja. | ||
| He's gonna be tough to beat, man. | ||
| Dude, he was so on point. | ||
| It was one of the best performances of his entire career. | ||
| It was incredible. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Those uppercuts? | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Accuracy. | ||
| That accuracy was insane. | ||
| I heard the fight companion, but I didn't actually watch it. | ||
| Ha! | ||
| Dude, he was amazing. | ||
| Gustafson was as good as he's ever. | ||
| I don't think he's ever looked better. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's giving me a handful to beat for John and DC. Yeah, he's coming into his own. | |
| You know, he's 30 years old. | ||
| He's been fighting for a long time. | ||
| He's had tough fights with John, tough fight with DC. He got beat up by Rumble, you know, and he's took a long time off, came back, and looked better than he's ever looked. | ||
| Wasn't he for a second there thinking about retiring? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| You think he was. | ||
|
unidentified
|
After he lost in his hometown, he was just tough on him. | |
| I bet you he's the light heavyweight champ by the end of the year. | ||
| He could be. | ||
| You think he beats Jon Jones? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| He's the only guy. | ||
| If John comes back, we don't even know what John's gonna come back looking like. | ||
| When a guy takes that much time off and, you know, he's... | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Either he's gonna come back better than ever, like Rory McDonald looked in Bellator. | ||
| Rory just needed rest, though. | ||
| He's never looked like... | ||
| You know, like, Rory just needed rest. | ||
| He rushed it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
John, he needs a little coca. | |
| He ain't a whore. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, he's in button-ups and blazers talking about God. | |
| I don't need that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't like that, John. | |
| That's the OSP, John. | ||
| That was bullshit. | ||
| You want the relax, John, who just doesn't double-make care. | ||
| I want the two-day training camp, John. | ||
| I wonder John that takes a flying knee for his first opening move against Shogun. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes! | |
| When he's 22. Yes! | ||
| One of those crazy spinning elbows. | ||
| How about him bragging that he beat DC high? | ||
| He's going for it. | ||
| He's like, I did coke a week before I beat you. | ||
| The best line of all time. | ||
| The best line of all time, I thought. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| His career's not going to be affected by that. | ||
| No. | ||
| Right now we accept that he's a wild motherfucker. | ||
| No, he's the bad guy. | ||
| It's better if he comes clean. | ||
| Yeah, be that guy. | ||
| We fucking love that guy. | ||
| It's always better if you come clean, period. | ||
| You can smell the fakeness from a mile away. | ||
| What if he turns into a Conor McGregor butt on coke? | ||
| Good luck beating that guy. | ||
| I just think if you're caught up in the demons, and if you're completely honest about it, Americans love you. | ||
| They forgive the shit out of you. | ||
| Charlie Sheen. | ||
| Hey, I fucked up again! | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Charlie Sheen's like the best example of that ever. | ||
| I mean, who the fuck ever admitted to doing crack? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like on a regular basis, talking about how he does it. | ||
| That's how I do it. | ||
| That's how we roll. | ||
| And then who goes on and gets a TV deal for $900 million after that? | ||
| Yeah, Robert Downey Jr. too. | ||
| Dude, he got the worst TV deal ever. | ||
| Yeah, that's Iron Man. | ||
| But he went to jail. | ||
| He got caught. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He was fucking he-she's, right? | |
| What's that? | ||
| Iron Man was fucking he-she's, wasn't he? | ||
| Robert Downey Jr., it seemed when I was growing up, was in the news, you always saw him in court for something, right? | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. was always asking for forgiveness. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, for being awesome. | |
| Right? | ||
| Every couple years, he was always like, Robert Downey Jr. is in court today. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| He still makes humongous movies. | ||
| He still makes Iron Man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's killing it. | |
| He's amazing. | ||
| Yeah, we forgive drug problems easily. | ||
| It's when you hide it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He came back. | |
| That's how movies start. | ||
| Movies start with dudes who are drunks like an ex-cop and he gave up on life and he's just a loser. | ||
| He doesn't care about anybody. | ||
| He throws a pizza in a blender. | ||
| Not only that, we root for Escobar. | ||
| When you watch Narcos, aren't you kind of pulling for him? | ||
| Yeah, you really want him to pull it out. | ||
| People are pulling for him. | ||
| That's when you know somebody did their job as a storyteller. | ||
| That's why Silence of the Lambs was so genius, because you liked him and wanted him to be free, because you were like, you know what? | ||
| He does eat people, but he wouldn't eat meat. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| I never rooted for Hannibal Lecter. | ||
| Not only did everybody root for Tony Montana, but anytime I would see that movie another time, I was hoping there would be some kind of alternate ending. | ||
|
unidentified
|
As a kid, I'd go, why don't he just leave town? | |
| Why don't you go back to your house? | ||
| He's like an anti-hero. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Shit! | |
| Do you remember when we were watching, what's his face, Larry David's show, Curb Your Enthusiasm? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| He had that crazy-eyed killer guy, and he played Scarface over his house 24-7. | ||
| It's a great show. | ||
| I don't remember that. | ||
| On the ceiling, he had a plasma on the ceiling. | ||
| He was playing Scarface 24-7 in his crib. | ||
| He just had Scarface on it. | ||
| That's a funny thing, man. | ||
| Scarface is a funny movie. | ||
| You know they're remaking it. | ||
| It's probably the first movie ever with an anti-hero. | ||
| Was that the first one? | ||
| Well, no, not the first one, I don't think. | ||
| The first big one? | ||
| Well, Clint Eastwood movies were kind of like that, right? | ||
| Yeah, Clint Eastwood was like the High Plains Drifter. | ||
| He was kind of a ne'er-do-well, came back. | ||
| But he would do good things. | ||
| He wouldn't do shitty shit. | ||
| He was never a douchebag, right? | ||
| Which one was the one where he came back to life, though? | ||
| The Godfather was a good example. | ||
| Which was the one where he came back to life? | ||
| Was it High Plains Drifter? | ||
| I think it was High Plains Drifter. | ||
| They beat him and whipped him to death and he came back to life as a supernatural hitman and he came back and fucked everybody up. | ||
| Well, I don't know that that was the case, but I know that when High Plains Drifter takes his shirt off and he's got all these bullet marks and the guy goes, but you're dead. | ||
| Wait, wasn't he supposed to be like a ghost? | ||
| He came back and killed everybody? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| See if that's the case. | ||
| I'm pretty sure that was High Plains Drifter's storyline, was that he was like, he came back from the dead. | ||
| He was a different person. | ||
| He looked different. | ||
| I'm pretty sure. | ||
| I love that movie. | ||
| I only know Clint Eastwood from, you know, his current movies. | ||
| I don't know his old shit. | ||
| You never saw The Outlaw Josie Wales? | ||
| No, I'm young. | ||
| That movie stands the test of time. | ||
| No, I'm young. | ||
| Is that the best Clint Eastwood movie? | ||
| I mean, Outlaw Josie Wells, man, it's pretty close. | ||
| What year did that come out, though? | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| It came out way before our time, honestly. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah, it was like in 1970 or something like that. | ||
| But if it came out now, it would still kill me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a great movie. | |
| I don't know too much about Clint Eastwood. | ||
| I wasn't really into westerns, but I know there's a bunch you hear Joey talking about and stuff. | ||
| I would be interested in seeing a documentary based on his career. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Me too. | |
| And the chicks. | ||
| It started with... | ||
| The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. | ||
| That was the first one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then how many did he make after that? | ||
| Westerns. | ||
| He made so many. | ||
| And here's the most. | ||
| He did them in Italy. | ||
| More than that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because it was cheap. | |
| What? | ||
| But here's the most controversial. | ||
| They were called spaghetti westerns. | ||
| Because they were doing them in Italy. | ||
| Because they would film in Italy and pretend they were in New Mexico and shit. | ||
| That's why I always wondered why. | ||
| Two of the most controversial moments in movie history with Clint Eastwood. | ||
| One is he rapes a woman. | ||
| He straight up rapes her. | ||
| In a barn. | ||
| He just... | ||
| Clint Eastwood rapes a girl in a movie. | ||
| What movie is that? | ||
| And he's a hero. | ||
| And then, the second movie, he plays... | ||
| Was that High Plains Drifter 2? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| At that point, was he a douchebag in the movie? | ||
| Can you look at what movie it was? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| Or was that just him as a normal guy? | ||
| No, he was just a man. | ||
| And it was clear that he raped a girl. | ||
| What? | ||
| And then she falls in love with him. | ||
| And then she falls in love with him later. | ||
| What? | ||
| Okay, how about this? | ||
| What is this called? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Good luck in that pass today. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| They're making him do something to his feet. | ||
| They're making him trim his toenails. | ||
| They always check your toenails. | ||
| If you've got to trim your toenails, do it with a fucking toenail clipper and then file that shit down. | ||
| You know, Mike Winklejohn doesn't have a fucking eyeball because of that. | ||
| That's not bullshit. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That is something very serious that should have been taken care of a long time ago. | ||
| If I was fighting this guy, and I saw that he was doing that to his toenails right before a fight with his fingers, I'd be like, fuck that, man. | ||
| No, he's using a clipper. | ||
| He's using a clipper. | ||
| Well, think how sharp it is, though, to the point to file it down. | ||
| But he needs to file it down, too. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're so sharp. | |
| Look at that big toe. | ||
| So he's trimming it, and then on top, he's going to do the other toe, too. | ||
| The ref's going to do it now. | ||
| Can you imagine if he gogoplat on him? | ||
| The fucking ref is trimming his toenails, man. | ||
| Are you serious? | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| He's very religious. | ||
| But they should be polished. | ||
| You should sand those fuckers down, man. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| They should have little condoms over them. | ||
| No, time to sand them. | ||
| They should have mini condoms. | ||
| That's not a bad idea, really. | ||
| Hey. | ||
| Look, fingernails fuck people's eyeballs up. | ||
| You know, that's a big part of what's going on with these eye pokes. | ||
| It's not just a blunt object. | ||
| It's a blunt object with a fucking hard edge to it. | ||
| Did you hear Glover? | ||
| He goes, when I got poked in that, I saw three Gustafsons. | ||
| And then he goes, can you see? | ||
|
unidentified
|
He goes, no, but I want to keep fighting. | |
| And they go, all right, cool. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They let him fight. | |
| I'm glad they didn't stop the fight. | ||
| And he goes, it wouldn't matter, though. | ||
| He had my timing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He was faster, but, you know, he had everything. | |
| Well, if he couldn't see out of one eye, that was... | ||
| He was getting beat up before that, though, but he did say, he goes, it wouldn't matter. | ||
| What does it say, Jamie? | ||
| High Plains Drifter had the rape, and I can't quite tell if this is the one reason- How did they get away with that? | ||
| I think that's one of the reasons why he got away with it, because he was this guy coming back from the dead. | ||
| What's the premise? | ||
| It says at the beginning, attractive townswoman deliberately bumps into him in the street, knocks his cigar from his mouth. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I don't mean the premise of the rape. | ||
| I mean the premise of the movie. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a long plot here. | |
| High Plains Drifter. | ||
| Here's the other insanely controversial moment in Clint Eastwood. | ||
| There's a girl. | ||
| She's about eight, maybe younger. | ||
| She saves him from... | ||
| He's a Union soldier. | ||
| She saves him from the Confederate soldiers. | ||
| He saves life. | ||
| She says, no, he's not here. | ||
| And he looks at her, and because he saves life, he turns and kisses her on the lips for about five seconds. | ||
| How about that? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oof. | |
| Yeah, more than that. | ||
| It's like, you're like, what? | ||
| I mean, they got away with some shit. | ||
| Yeah, but by the way, no, no, it was a different movie. | ||
| Which movie? | ||
| And in this, he wasn't, you knew he wasn't like a pedophile. | ||
| He was just so happy that his life had been spared that he, you could never get away with that and probably shouldn't in movies. | ||
| But, you know, the 70s. | ||
| Well, that's what's really crazy is like how much culture's changed since 1970. Yep. | ||
| How much humans have changed. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Mm-hmm. | |
| It's true. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I feel like Paulo here could rape a girl and get away with in the movies. | |
| I mean, he is a dime piece. | ||
| He's a good-looking fella. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You've seen this kid fight before? | |
| No. | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| Yeah, he's very good. | ||
| How do you pronounce his last name? | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's going to be tough. | |
| You're asking the wrong gentleman here. | ||
| He's built like a Greek statue. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I have a speech impediment, Joe. | |
| You know this. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
| Jamie, see if you can find the pronunciation of his name. | ||
| Well, we'll hear it from Brian Stan. | ||
| There's things that you can't do anymore nowadays, but there's things now that you couldn't do back then. | ||
| Like, shit seems to be slipping into TV every now and then, and maybe a fuck after 10. They're starting to... | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Did you see the Wayans? | ||
|
unidentified
|
They were talking shit. | |
| They had to separate them. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Can I ask you guys a question, who are in the know? | ||
| I know the USADA is very strict, but if you're in Brazil, are you... | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I'm asking a question! | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I'm literally just asking... | ||
| I smell racism. | ||
| Let's say his name. | ||
| What do you think his name is? | ||
| Uloane Borachina. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Borachina. | |
| Borachina, and then his name is... | ||
| I think he's from Nigeria. | ||
| That's my guess. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You think? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's hear it. | ||
| Let's hear it. | ||
| Give me some volume. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It'd be hilarious if Bruce fucks us up. | |
| I can't hear my... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Here we go. | |
| Let's hear the names. | ||
| A little louder. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Bamboshe. | |
| Okay, now listen to this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's going to be a great fight. | |
| Nine wins. | ||
| Boracina. | ||
| That means drunk. | ||
| Does it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Drunk chick. | ||
| Or little drunk dude. | ||
| Boracina. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Boracina. | |
| It's like a little drunk. | ||
| I bet you this fight doesn't get out of the first round, gentlemen. | ||
| For real? | ||
| I don't think so, the way the homeboy fights. | ||
| How much volume can we have and still... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| What happens? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I mean, the sound will get in the feed. | |
| Oh, okay, right. | ||
| And then we get pulled off. | ||
| Goddamn YouTube. | ||
| You two are a bunch of haters. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Somebody's explosive. | ||
| Oh, they're swinging. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You said somebody's explosive? | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Because he's black? | ||
| They're both explosive. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I didn't say. | |
| I said somebody, bro. | ||
| Don't ever put words in my mouth. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, the black guy didn't do anything. | |
| Wow, he's explosive. | ||
| I didn't say that. | ||
| I wish that was a stereotype for Mexicans. | ||
| If anything, I would say. | ||
| It's so funny. | ||
| When you're watching two guys fight like this, they're so tense. | ||
| When you have a bunch of bad blood between two guys, you can almost see it in how wound up and pulled back they are. | ||
| They also don't have a lot of experience, though, either, Joe. | ||
| That's only Homeboy's second fight. | ||
| He's cupped up. | ||
| They cupped the shit out of his back. | ||
| Does that work, Brian? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| I personally don't believe it worked. | ||
| How did it work? | ||
| What did it do? | ||
| I had all like this bad blood in there that wasn't moving, circulating. | ||
| It literally got it out. | ||
| It was like darker. | ||
| A healer. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, it might be some bullshit. | |
| I call it placebo. | ||
| Wait a minute, you mean it got it out? | ||
| How does it get it out? | ||
| They poke holes in your knee and then put the suction on and it sucks the stagnant blood. | ||
| Oh, they suck blood out of you? | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Some vampire shit. | ||
| With a high back mount. | ||
| He's getting a little sloppy there. | ||
| He's just a little too wild. | ||
| Yeah, but he's attacking. | ||
| Ooh, just barely missed that left hook. | ||
| Now he's getting loose, guys. | ||
| He's getting loose. | ||
| That guy's jacked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He looks like a fella you would see on the beach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The machete. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The black fella or the Brazilian? | |
| Both of them. | ||
| They both look like beach boys. | ||
| Yeah, they both have beach bodies. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Couple beach bullies. | |
| I was talking about the Brazilian character, though. | ||
| He looks like some dude coming out of the water with a Speedo on. | ||
| Yeah, for Dior or some shit. | ||
| I'm super uncomfortable about being on the beach with a shirt off. | ||
| Yeah, I'd go ahead and run my keto ass away. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't think he's a kid. | |
| I just think he's a beast. | ||
| Oh, nice inside leg kick. | ||
| Bambouche. | ||
| Bambouche has those Jon Jones legs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Those things are dangerous. | |
| He's very stiff with his upper body. | ||
| Oh, he just got head kicked. | ||
| He throws big shots. | ||
| Bambouche looks a little tired, guys. | ||
| Yeah, and we're only two minutes in. | ||
| See, that's being all tight and wound up. | ||
| I mean, these guys got to catch their second wind. | ||
| And now you see him pacing himself. | ||
| And he's moving like nothing smooth. | ||
| It's all fucking moving. | ||
| A lot of looking to spin from him. | ||
| A couple times. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I like what I'm saying by Bamboozle. | |
| Bamboozle? | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I like it. | |
| I think he's badass. | ||
| He throws big-ass shots. | ||
| Bamboozle's gonna lose. | ||
| Bamboozle. | ||
| When he throws, it's big. | ||
| He just waits for a shot. | ||
| He's not fucking around. | ||
| He throws big shit. | ||
| Yeah, it's whether or not he can sustain this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It'll be fine. | |
| This is his style. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's like Dominic Cruz. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Dominic Cruz? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| No, he's like... | ||
| He's more like Mike Tyson. | ||
| He keeps switching stances. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Yeah, but I mean, he's obviously not as fluid as Donald. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| That resilience throwing heat, though. | ||
| They're both throwing heat. | ||
| These guys are two dudes who don't really like each other. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He pointed to him. | ||
| He's like, oh, I got you. | ||
| I got you. | ||
| He keeps looking at the clock. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Or he's just as crazy as I can't tell. | |
| Oh, he's getting hurt now. | ||
| He's throwing wild shit now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Let's go Boracino. | ||
| Go ahead and get Bamboozle out of here. | ||
| He's coming. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| Went to the leg. | ||
| That's kind of smart. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Bamboozier was worried about the bodies going to the body now with the punches. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, this guy's no joke. | |
| His first fight, he got performance of the night. | ||
| He's like Roberto Duran. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, my God. | |
| Dude. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Roberto Duran. | |
| Those are kind of hurt when you're out of breath. | ||
| Terrible comparisons. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What are you talking about? | |
| John Jones, Roberto Duran, and Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I'm talking about the Brazilian. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| Oh, beautiful elbow. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| He's like Butterbean. | ||
| He's better than Duran. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| Guys, this is a fight. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He's better than Duran. | ||
| No. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| No chance. | ||
| Better than Duran. | ||
| Duran's boxing is like some of the best ever. | ||
| God. | ||
| The body shots against the ropes. | ||
| I hear you. | ||
| That's like Julio Cesar Chavez right there. | ||
| I could have dropped that. | ||
| By the way, look at that mark on the inside of his knee on Borashina's knee. | ||
| Notice how I rolled the R. Borashina. | ||
| I don't think that's the right way to say it, though. | ||
| You're chewing it like you're in France or something. | ||
| Like you're Spanish. | ||
| You've got a good Brazilian accent. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think that's... | ||
| Can you commentate in your Brazilian accent for just a little while? | ||
| Yeah, it's been a while for me, you know, but I'm going to try now. | ||
| That guy's going to go, look, oh, oh, control the posture. | ||
| Posture. | ||
| No, guys, because I was in France. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's Jamaican now. | |
| Because I was in Jamaica, then I was in France, but I'm from Brazil. | ||
| Posture, control position. | ||
| Come on, Bamboozio, let him off. | ||
| Posture, very good posture. | ||
| Wow, the first round. | ||
| Bamboozio made it up. | ||
| He's having trouble walking. | ||
| Look at him wobbling, dude. | ||
| He's wobbling. | ||
| He is fucking wobbling. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He pointed to Jesus. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He gave up to Jesus. | |
| Jesus is going to help him beat this dude's ass. | ||
| Jesus better give him some fucking oxygen. | ||
| Dude, Boracina just... | ||
| He poured it on, man. | ||
| Oh, look at these. | ||
| Can his muscles be fatiguing at this point? | ||
| Because of all the blood. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| All the blood. | ||
| That dude's in shape. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Look, you can be built and still have endurance. | ||
| I mean, when Tim Kennedy was at his best, he was always built like a tank. | ||
| Never got tired. | ||
| And had good endurance. | ||
| Was he shredded? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Him and Luke Rockwell, you look at those Strikeforce days, both from Shred City. | |
| But it's a fine line, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| It's a fine line. | ||
| Like, you get too much mass and not enough conditioning, and you work too much on explosion in the fight, and not enough on technique, not enough on pacing yourself. | ||
| He's got giant shoulders. | ||
| Dude, look at Anthony Joshua. | ||
| He's shred city. | ||
|
unidentified
|
240 pounds. | |
| 240. And came back, you know? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Got dropped in the sixth round. | |
| Almost. | ||
| And then came back and dropped in the next round. | ||
| He dropped Klitschko, and then Klitschko dropped him in the next round. | ||
| And then he dropped Klitschko twice in the final round. | ||
| Uppercuts were crazy. | ||
| Which, by the way, I think was a controversial stoppage. | ||
| Boy, that guy's built. | ||
| Holy shit, Boracino. | ||
| It's the shoulders. | ||
| He's stacked. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, he is, man. | |
| We'll just toss it up genetics, though. | ||
| Oh, he's definitely got amazing genetics. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, that's what I'm saying. | |
| It's all genetics. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because you know that Golden Snitch is sniffing around these two like a fucking bloodhound. | |
| Well, he's young and he's got that mesomorphic structure. | ||
| It doesn't look out of place. | ||
| Also, Brazil would be a hard place to hide. | ||
| Yeah, no, he doesn't look like his young Vitor. | ||
| Are you in fear of facetious? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, did you see that? | |
| I'm not accusing anybody. | ||
| That was a double front chop. | ||
| Well, isn't Vitor on the card tonight? | ||
| We're gonna find out what the fuck is up What is he gonna look like Vitor against Nate Marquardt Both of them have dadgled in the Iron Man Both of them Oh he's gonna come out looking like both of them They're gonna make a deal They're gonna say listen, I'm gonna let my sister be for me Uh-oh. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| He just kicked and fell. | ||
| And now it's going to be bad. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, yeah. | |
| Real bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Eddie, what was that clip that you posted? | ||
| Boracino's not really tired. | ||
| That MMA fight. | ||
| That's the end of that. | ||
| I didn't see the fight, but how did it... | ||
| Oh, Boracino gets a stoppage. | ||
| Eddie, what was that MMA fight that you posted on your Instagram where someone was going for the heel hook? | ||
| Alan be tripping. | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| What was that MMA fight you posted on your Instagram today? | ||
| Where someone was going for the heel hook. | ||
| That was earlier today. | ||
| It was in the prelims. | ||
| And the other dude was beating the shit out of him while he was going for the heel hook, but then the minute ran out. | ||
| Who won that fight? | ||
| Matthew Lopez. | ||
| The guy on top. | ||
| Oh, that's my boy. | ||
| Yeah, the Brazilian. | ||
| I forget the Brazilian's name. | ||
| So the Brazilian was a cat that was going for the heel hook. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Damn, that was a battle. | ||
| Yeah, he put him right in 50-50. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| And he had the heel hook, and he had it, but he held on. | ||
| And Matthew Lopez used to dealing with heel hooks all the time. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's a great wrestler, too. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Impressive defense, though, man, because he got to death's door. | ||
| He got to death's door a couple of times. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Real good defense, but damn hammer fist from hell. | ||
| Yeah, that's the danger in going for leg locks in MMA. They work. | ||
| They work, but some of the times you're going to get smashed. | ||
| Jamie's going to play it. | ||
| Look it up there. | ||
| Look it up there on the left. | ||
| Dude, I mean, this is like as close to a goddamn heel hook as you're going to get. | ||
| This dude's jacking on it and yanking on it. | ||
| And homeboy, Matthew Lopez is a bad motherfucker because he was in pain here for sure. | ||
| And he survived. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at this. | |
| Ding, ding, ding. | ||
| Oh, he's a tough kid, man. | ||
| Oh, yeah, man. | ||
| And he still has it. | ||
| Right here, they shouldn't allow head kicks with the foot. | ||
| Oh, fuck yeah. | ||
| You should be able to stomp the head. | ||
|
unidentified
|
100%. | |
| He would have knocked them out. | ||
| Listen, why can you kick someone in the head standing up and you can't kick someone in the head on the ground? | ||
| It makes zero sense. | ||
| It's a viable move. | ||
| Look. | ||
| If you want to say that the guy standing up can't soccer kick the guy in the head or stomp him in the head, okay, we can argue that because of the cage. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's fair. | |
| Because the guy can't go anywhere, but you can't argue that if they're in that position. | ||
| If the guy's going for a heel hook and they're both on the ground, you should absolutely be able to kick just like you can absolutely elbow to the head, you could punch to the head. | ||
| Why can't you kick to the head? | ||
| It makes zero sense. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| Upkicks should be legal. | ||
|
unidentified
|
100%. | |
| You're on your back. | ||
| You get a free shot. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It might be too hard. | |
| Meanwhile, you can hit a guy with a wheel kick. | ||
| It's too hard. | ||
| It's too hard. | ||
| Meanwhile, you can hit a guy with a wheel kick, but you can't upkick him when you're on your back and he's trying to close in on you? | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| You should be able to go crazy. | ||
| You should be able to, when the guy's on his knees, you should be able to kick him. | ||
| Two knees, one knee. | ||
| You should be able to kick the shit out of him if you're on your back. | ||
| You know, I was in Singapore, and I hung out with Shatree, the guy who owns Evolve, and he owns one FC. Oh, the guy who owns Evolve owns one FC as well? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| One championship. | ||
| One FC? I swear, I've been to a thousand UFC events. | ||
| I've never been to an event like this. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| One championship, as far as production goes, and how... | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Who does English commentary for them? | ||
| It's the most incredible. | ||
| It's like this VIP section was just... | ||
| The way it was all set up was just, let's just spend... | ||
| There's no budget. | ||
| It was incredible. | ||
| Every fighter, every fighter that came out... | ||
| Had its own music video. | ||
| An own show. | ||
| They'd really go off on promoting each individual fighter. | ||
| Each guy came out and had his own music video. | ||
| His own song. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Cut up. | ||
| Who's the big stars over there? | ||
| Is Asuka a star over there? | ||
| Askren's a huge star. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude, that guy has mitts! | |
| The reason I bring it up, Joe, is I was talking with them and I asked him... | ||
|
unidentified
|
I said... | |
| He was going back and forth on the rules because they allowed soccer kicks initially. | ||
| Well, you see Brandon Veer's soccer kick? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| So then eventually he said, we got to pull him out. | ||
| You know, there was a couple of examples. | ||
| Really? | ||
| People's teeth go in the same way. | ||
| But it's his decision. | ||
| He doesn't have a commission. | ||
| He can do whatever he wants. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Damn, it's just up to him. | |
| Yeah, it's up to him. | ||
| And he decided to pull the soccer kicks. | ||
| And all kicks on the ground. | ||
| And I said, including up kicks... | ||
| And he goes, well, technically, yes. | ||
| But he thought about it for a second, or maybe he allowed him. | ||
| I'm a little confused as to what he said, but he agreed at the end of the conversation that upkicks should be legal. | ||
| I mean, you're on your back, and you allow a wheel kick. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So there's no commission. | |
| You 100% should be able to up kick at any time. | ||
| When the guy says one knee on the ground, two knees on the ground, no knees on the ground. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's too gray right now. | |
| You're on your back. | ||
| You should be able to get back to your feet. | ||
| It's a viable technique. | ||
| And the guy shouldn't be so confident that he can close the distance. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| The only reason he's so confident that he can close the distance and get a hold of you is because you can't up kick him when you have one knee down. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a bullshit strategy. | ||
| It's a bullshit strategy based on a bullshit safety. | ||
| So Eddie, there's no commission out there? | ||
| No. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So everyone going Sizzler. | |
| Yeah, he calls the shots. | ||
| How crazy. | ||
| But, like I said, I've never been to a show like that. | ||
| Damn, I want to go. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You sold me, bro. | |
| You sold me. | ||
| Syrigously. | ||
| It's one dude. | ||
| Shatree, he's the man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What ethnicity is that, gentlemen? | |
| It's like, he just wants the best show. | ||
| What ethnicity is he? | ||
| He's half Thai, half Japanese. | ||
| Who does the commentary for English? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Does Rich Franklin do it? | |
| Rich Franklin just moved there to work for him as a VP. I love me some Rich Franklin. | ||
| Ben Askren wants to move there. | ||
| Ben Askren wants to move to Singapore? | ||
| And work for 1FC. Holy shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
After he's done budding? | |
| He's thinking about retiring. | ||
| If Asuka never gets to the UFC, that's such a fucking shame. | ||
| That guy's an animal, man. | ||
| He would beat our champ right now. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Joe, do you think it should be illegal, if you're inside control, to knee the head? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Really? | ||
| 100% on your hands and knees. | ||
| Don't be in that position. | ||
| If your guy can get you inside control, you should be fucking scrambling like a wildcat. | ||
| If you're not scrambling like a wildcat, it means you're compromised. | ||
| And if you're compromised, it means you either got too tired or you got too hurt and that guy should be able to capitalize. | ||
| A knee to the head when you're down, the only time it's a problem in my eyes is when you can't move your head. | ||
| That's why pride was superior in that respect because they had those ropes. | ||
| So you can go under the ropes and avoid soccer kicks, you could avoid stomps, you could avoid knees. | ||
| The only argument against soccer kicks and stomps and knees to the head is the fucking cage. | ||
| Getting your head pressed up against the cage and getting stuck. | ||
| In my opinion, that makes it a problem. | ||
| Because the guy can't get out of the way of a strike, so then the artificial boundary of the cage becomes a weapon. | ||
| And obviously you can strategize to get the fuck away from it, don't let it happen to you. | ||
| If it does happen to you, it's very dangerous. | ||
| It makes fights more exciting because there's more opportunities for KOs, but you're going to shorten careers too. | ||
| I have a different point of view on it in that I don't think that when you don't have knees to the head when you're in that position or when your hands are on the ground or, for example, soccer kicks, I don't think it makes... | ||
| If you added those things, I think it would do two things. | ||
| It would not make the sport more exciting, but it would make it more brutal and it would probably shorten careers. | ||
| So in my opinion, it's brutal enough and there's enough technique to... | ||
| You're talking like you're on CNN. I know, but to not allow certain, like... | ||
| But up kicks aren't more brutal. | ||
| Yeah, up kicks are a different story, actually. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I also think if somebody's trying to rip your knee off and you can kick them, like, from that position, I think that's... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Or an echo lock? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you could break someone's skull. | ||
| You should be allowed to do that. | ||
| Break their brains if they got their head caught in a bad spot and you actually stomp on it 100%. | ||
| Can you imagine if Brock Lesnar gets a full... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, listen, man. | ||
| That's why you need to open mats. | ||
| No cage. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's what's up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, God. | |
| Rogan Fighting Championship. | ||
| Rogan Fighting Championship. | ||
| Oh, and I also asked him about, I go, what if a fighter wants to wear spats, like, or a rash belt? | ||
| Can you wear a rash guard? | ||
| Whose decision is that? | ||
| He goes, my decision. | ||
| I go, so can I... I mean, women wear rash guards all the time, and it's never a problem in an MMA fight. | ||
| It's never like, what do we do with the women's rash guards? | ||
| We can't have them fight topless. | ||
| What are we going to do? | ||
| It's just like, you just wear a rash guard. | ||
| No big deal. | ||
| There shouldn't be... | ||
| A rule prohibiting male fighters from wearing rash guards, in my opinion. | ||
| It's not a big deal for women. | ||
| He agreed. | ||
| He said he wouldn't let anybody wear anything. | ||
| If you want to wear a gi in 1FC, you can wear a gi. | ||
| You can wear Aikido pants if you want in 1FC. I think you should be able to wear a gi, and I think you should have no gloves. | ||
| I think gloves, if you can knee someone in the head, elbow someone in the face, you can kick them in the head with your fucking shin. | ||
| Dude, my shin is so much less vulnerable than my hands. | ||
| Should we get rid of weight classes too? | ||
| No, but you should take away the pants. | ||
| If you're gonna have padding, we should have padding on the shins, we should have padding on the knuckles, we should have absolute padding on the heel. | ||
| Because the heel is the most dangerous, in my opinion. | ||
| Because I could wheel kick something, you could hit something really hard, and it doesn't really hurt your heel. | ||
| You punch someone in the head, you have a really good chance if you hit the forehead of breaking your hand. | ||
| I've never heard of a guy wheel kicking a guy in the head and hurting his foot. | ||
| I mean, I've hurt my foot to the point where I was limping, but I never hurt my foot. | ||
| Didn't break it. | ||
| I never broke it. | ||
| It was like owie, but that was owie off of someone's fucking head. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, like the idea that you could pat up your knuckles, you don't pat up your heel. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Your heel's a goddamn hammer. | ||
| I mean, what's that dude's name? | ||
| There's a dude who just fought in Bellator recently. | ||
| I'm going to pull this up because I told this kid I would give him props, but he knocked out somebody with an axe kick. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| That might be the only time ever. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It was after the main card though, right? | |
| He was on either before the main card or after the main card. | ||
| So there'll be the main event, and then it's over at TV, and then they'll have guys fight after. | ||
| Like one or two guys fight after. | ||
| Okay, homeboy, his name is Alfier Davis. | ||
| Yeah, Alfie R. Davis. | ||
| Alfie R. Davis. | ||
| And he axe-kicked a dude. | ||
| He axe-kicked a dude and KO'd him. | ||
| Sweat this. | ||
| Doom! | ||
| Oh, wait a minute. | ||
| Go again. | ||
| Back it up again. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| No way! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| No way! | ||
| I told you someone was going to do that eventually. | ||
| I've seen that happen in Taekwondo. | ||
| I want to see it happen with front foot hook kick. | ||
| That's what I want to see. | ||
| I don't think that's Bellator, though. | ||
| Derek the Black Beast Lewis. | ||
| No, that wasn't. | ||
| That one wasn't. | ||
| That wasn't Bellator. | ||
| But Derek Lewis got knocked out by Sean Jordan with a front leg hook kick. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Sean Jordan, who's 250 pounds, 260 probably. | ||
| Built like a brick shithouse. | ||
| Built like a human British bulldog. | ||
| But can do backflips. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| Yeah, Sean Jordan hit him with a hook kick. | ||
| Front leg, Bill Wallace. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Superfoot-style hook kick to the chin. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's awesome. | |
| Sean Jordan was a freak. | ||
| He's a freak athlete. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Here it is. | |
| Here it is. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Boom! | |
| Oh, what? | ||
| Yeah, that was Derek Ballas' last loss. | ||
| Actually, it looks like he brought it from the back leg. | ||
| Yeah, and it looked like it was almost a sidekick, right? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| Let's see it again. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Boom! | |
| That's definitely a hook kick. | ||
| No, you're right. | ||
| If they show it in slow motion, you see the hooking. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're right. | |
| It could be a shitty sidekick. | ||
| It might be a shitty sidekick. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| That's a straight-up hook kick, son. | ||
| That's a hook kick. | ||
| That's a straight-up hook kick. | ||
| Do you have a karate background? | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| Do you know if he has that karate background? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Boom! | |
| I mean, that's amazing! | ||
| And Derek's like, what in the fuck?! | ||
| You don't train for that as a heavyweight. | ||
| He's a crazy athlete. | ||
| Football background. | ||
|
unidentified
|
LSU football. | |
| Yeah, it was supposed to go to the NFL. Full backflip at 250 pounds. | ||
| Full backflip. | ||
|
unidentified
|
God! | |
| Flies through the air. | ||
| He built like just a troll. | ||
| He built like the thing from Fantastic Four. | ||
| I watched a guy. | ||
| They said he was going to UCLA as a fullback or whatever he was. | ||
| He was that big and he was dunking a basketball. | ||
| He was just standing there and just jumping up and going, I was like, what the fuck? | ||
| No, Sean Jordan was supposed to go to the NFL, but he got caught with some... | ||
| Brazilian supplements crossing the border. | ||
| And the NFL was like, we're good. | ||
| We're all set. | ||
| Yeah, pretty sure. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's a freak, though. | |
| You gotta send those in the mail, son. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| Does this amateur ever get a P.O. box? | ||
| You get a stuffed animal. | ||
| Put it inside the stuffed animal. | ||
| I'm sending teddy bears to a sick kid. | ||
| Have your buddies have nothing to lose. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Put up their ass. | |
| Come on. | ||
| What are you doing, bro? | ||
| Listen, if you're 32 years old and you still have student loans, it's time to become a mule. | ||
| Time to become a mule. | ||
| I hope Nate wins, man. | ||
| If one day in the future you have 100% transparency and you get to see all the crimes that are committed all across the world, how many times per day are dudes coming across the border with drugs up their ass? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| I got them in my ass right now. | ||
| I've been offered a few. | ||
| What's the number though? | ||
| A hundred a day or more? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh my god. | |
| Way more. | ||
| Thousand a day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
A couple dudes the other day got caught going through Kennedy, I think, with coke taped all over their body. | |
| They just made them look faster. | ||
| Oh jeez. | ||
| Let's see if you can pull that up. | ||
| Let's see if you can pull that up. | ||
| Well, you can get randomly touched down, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| That's a big risk. | ||
| Dogs, too. | ||
| Plus the... | ||
| That random. | ||
| But I think dogs can only smell one thing, and they usually use them for bombs. | ||
| No, because with drug dogs, though, they can smell, you know. | ||
| Right. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Cocaine? | |
| Right. | ||
| With drug dogs. | ||
| I don't know if that's true. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at this. | |
| Look at this. | ||
| These legs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm a fucker. | |
| Oh, they did a good job. | ||
| Dude, that's very smart, but that's big time. | ||
| Did a good job with the legs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He put that in your ass. | |
| You know what he should have done? | ||
| He should have got it shaped like one of those Batman suits where all the muscles are like nice and smooth. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's in deep shit. | |
| That's the way to do it. | ||
| Yeah, but he's in deep shit, man. | ||
| Okay, he's going to jail. | ||
| He's going to get fucked. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Vagina. | ||
| Cocaine and vagina. | ||
| Wow, that looks like a turkey. | ||
| That's a butterball. | ||
| That bitch has a big pussy. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, I feel sick now. | ||
| Once you've had a few kids, I guess you could probably get a turkey in there. | ||
| I was cool with the ass play, but that makes me feel sick. | ||
| Have you had like six kids? | ||
| Half a pound! | ||
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| And her vagine. | ||
| How heavy is cocaine? | ||
| If you pack it tight, isn't it like a rock? | ||
| Half a pound might only be like a fist. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It looks like a big tube right there. | ||
| We might be giving this gal more credit than she deserves. | ||
| Look at the size of that fucking thing. | ||
| That thing is almost as thick as my cock. | ||
| That could be a pill. | ||
| Oh, look at Vitor coming out for the last time. | ||
| Maybe, what if Vitor, like, I mean, he's only got one more fight left in his contract. | ||
| He thought this was the last fight, and then he was gonna leave? | ||
| Yeah, he fucked up. | ||
| He didn't count right. | ||
| Not a good sign. | ||
| And then one of the other things he said recently that was crazy is he wants to make UFC bigger than Uber. | ||
| And everybody's like, hey, homie, Uber is crashing right now. | ||
| I don't know if you understand the amount of punishment that Uber is taking online. | ||
| They had a huge loss in the first quarter. | ||
| Uber has fallen apart. | ||
| $300 million loss in the first quarter. | ||
| All sorts of controversies attached to Uber. | ||
| Like what? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| The CFO, they're finding a bunch of people. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're in a little bit of trouble. | |
| They had some legal issues, but they'll come back. | ||
| The actual idea and the service didn't work out or is it was it just bad? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I don't know what you know I looked at it peripherally like I saw like ubers in trouble again Ubers in the news president has says some shit that they've lost a lot of money and it helps lift Yeah, that Lyft is the new version, right? | ||
| That's what a lot of people use. | ||
| It's like the $0.99 store for Uber. | ||
| Everybody I know uses Uber, and it's awesome. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I use it all the time. | |
| You ever fucked up when you got Uber Pool on accident, and people showed you, and there's like six people in the car? | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| You were trying to save money. | ||
| You were trying to get somebody in Uber. | ||
| No, I just did it on accident, because it automatically goes to it. | ||
| I'm like, where the fuck? | ||
| I'll just fucking wait. | ||
| Other people's houses first. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Get out of here, please. | |
| I got an Uber for my friend, and he was going to my podcast, so I'm watching him from his house, and I'm watching the car do all these fucking turns. | ||
| What the fuck is he doing? | ||
| Yo, Vitor's crazy flexible. | ||
| He's just doing standing splits. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, yeah. | |
| He's a fucking athlete, man. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
|
unidentified
|
One of the greats, man. | |
| If this guy never had a chemical controversy, you know, I mean, if we had a frozen time machine from 1997 on and he got it all dialed in, he'd be one of the greatest of all time. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's one of the ones that got caught. | |
| Yes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what I think. | |
| For sure. | ||
| But he's also an interesting case, Vitor is, in that he's had these spectacular victories and then also some really brutal defeats. | ||
| And his spectacular victories are very rare because he's a sprinter. | ||
| He attacks you and sprints at you, which a lot of people don't do. | ||
| Vitor just dings you a little bit and then he sprints. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Back in the day. | |
| It doesn't work these days, really. | ||
| Guys know it, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| See, in the TRT days, it absolutely worked. | ||
| But he's also 40, right? | ||
| So it's like, man, there's something to be said for the strategy if you hurt a guy in MMA, you have little gloves on, and you just fucking swarm them. | ||
| But you're going all in. | ||
| You're pushing all your chips in. | ||
| You're all in. | ||
| Has he ever been down and come back? | ||
| That's the question. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Anthony Rumble Johnson. | ||
| He got fucked up by Rumble Johnson in Brazil. | ||
| Rumble didn't even make 185. Rumble was way over 185. This was back when Rumble went up from 170 to 185. Didn't even make 185. Put a beating on Vitor and then ran out of gas. | ||
| He choked him out. | ||
| Vitor choked him out. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| You know who else choked Rumble out that people forget about? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
DC did. | |
| Rich Clemente, motherfucker. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Old school. | |
| Old school. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Rich Clemente, who used to fight at 55. That was that young, dumb Rumble. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's crazy. | |
| You know what it was, 100%? | ||
| He cut too much weight and he couldn't sustain. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, no shit. | |
| When we did Warrior, he was walking around at 235. 235. I remember asking. | ||
| He said, you're a giant. | ||
| And I said, you're going to suck down at 170. I go, how are you going to do that? | ||
| He goes, I'll make it. | ||
| And he did. | ||
| Such a bad idea, man. | ||
| Well, I think that's one of the reasons why he had this bad feeling about MMA in the first place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know when he says he doesn't like fighting MMA? Jesus Christ, you're one of the top two fucking light heavyweights on the planet. | ||
| Top two or three. | ||
| I mean, Rumble beat him. | ||
| I mean, DC beat him the last time. | ||
| Look at these two veterans. | ||
| Round one, Nate Marquardt, Vitor Belfort, 455, 454, 453, 452. Couple of Mount Rushmore fighters here. | ||
| Didn't sink earlier. | ||
| And for those who don't know, Brendan Schaub extensively trained with Nate Marquardt back in the day, and you said you never saw him lose a round. | ||
| Never. | ||
| People don't realize, right? | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know, Vitor and Nate trained together, too. | |
| For the Rumble Johnson camp, we all flew out there to help Vitor. | ||
| So they know each other a little bit, and they're also Jesus brothers, if you don't know that. | ||
| Yeah, they are. | ||
| We're gonna see who Jesus likes the most in this fight. | ||
| Yo, Nate is looking quite thick. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| Strong as shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nate is a freak athlete, man. | |
| Yep. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Super freak. | |
| He's awesome. | ||
| Been fighting since he was 17. It's almost like Nate just missed the time periods. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Like, if Nate, in his prime... | ||
| Whoa, Nate is coming strong here, man. | ||
| He looks very confident. | ||
| He looks very fast, too, man. | ||
| Oh, yeah, beautiful trip. | ||
| Vitor on his back is not good. | ||
| This is not good, except against Jon Jones. | ||
| Against Jon Jones, Jon was slacking, left his arm out there, and Vitor pulled off the rare arm bar off his back. | ||
| He popped Jon's arm. | ||
| Dude, it looked like he was winning that fight. | ||
| Those aren't going to do much. | ||
| They annoy you. | ||
| Look at Vitor with the elbow from the bottom was actually very strong. | ||
| People sleep on Nate's jiu-jitsu, too. | ||
| He's a legit black belt. | ||
| Legit. | ||
| And he's a fucking strong dude, too. | ||
| And if you can hold Vitor here and beat him up. | ||
| And he's doing aggressive shit, too. | ||
| Like, he's sticking his fucking head in his face. | ||
| This is the old Nate, man. | ||
| It's such a smart move by Nate, because Vitor, like you said, he's only dangerous in really the first round. | ||
| After that, he tailors off so bad. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So for Nate, this. | |
| And the second round, I bet he TKO's him. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Especially the Vitor of today. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what I'm saying. | |
| His testosterone levels, he says, are super depleted and he's got a real problem. | ||
| I mean, it's a weird argument, right? | ||
| I mean, why are they depleted? | ||
| You're only 40. I don't stand him up! | ||
| That's a dominant position. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, fuck you. | |
| It's Brazil, bro. | ||
| We want to see people bang. | ||
| Yeah, but that's terrible. | ||
| They're doing that because it's Brazil. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I mean, I don't know how many warnings he gave him because we're not listening to the commentary. | ||
| Well, he's trying to move. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Vitor's tying him up. | |
| Well, you know what it looks like to me here? | ||
| It looks like Nate is super confident coming in here. | ||
| This is a Nate who knows his opponent. | ||
| And feels real good about his chances. | ||
| He looks confident. | ||
| He doesn't look tentative at all. | ||
| Nate knows he's... | ||
| Vitor just physically does not look that good. | ||
| Vitor's just waiting for that one big boom. | ||
| Look at the excess body weight around his waist and his legs look kind of... | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's 40 though, guys. | |
| How many 55 years old? | ||
| I'm 50 and I don't have that. | ||
| And by the way, his endocrine system is probably a little bit compromised. | ||
| Oh, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's like, oh shit, get out of there, Nate. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Now he just dripped. | |
| See, this way you can't. | ||
| Caught that one to the body. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Way to go, ref. | |
| But he caught it on his elbows. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fucking scrub. | |
| Ooh, front leg side kick to the leg. | ||
| I love that kick. | ||
| It's got some tricks, kids. | ||
| I love that people are doing that now. | ||
| That's a legit technique. | ||
| You know, the people think that it's damaging to the knee. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They think it's dirty. | |
| What about heel hooks? | ||
| Look, it's a good technique. | ||
| If you can kick the leg, that's a good way to kick the leg. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| What are we doing here? | ||
| You could blow a guy's knee out with a regular tie kick. | ||
| I can't believe that's even a debate. | ||
| I can't believe it is. | ||
|
unidentified
|
People just think it's dirty. | |
| The Jacksons can't really the ones who started it. | ||
| They do it brilliantly. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, they really do. | |
| And they also do that elliptical kick, which are... | ||
| What's not an elliptical kick? | ||
| What am I working on the word? | ||
| Oblique kick. | ||
| That's a beautiful kick. | ||
| That's a beautiful kick because it's weird. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Did you go to the face with that? | ||
| That's that Aurora fucking flying knee, son. | ||
| You calm down to my left over there, whatever your name is. | ||
| It's Brennan Schaub. | ||
| Oh, sorry. | ||
| Brennan Schaub. | ||
| You fought in the UFC. Vitor does not look good here. | ||
| I get excited. | ||
| My tests start spiking, guys, when I watch fights. | ||
| What about when you hear engines? | ||
| Never. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no. | |
| It goes down. | ||
| If you want your testosterone to spike, and no disrespect, bring up Vitor's wife. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Good God, God mighty. | |
| The Brazilians know how to make a woman. | ||
| I thought you were going to talk about my stand-up and coming to my show. | ||
| No. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| Is it in Irvine? | ||
| It's in Irvine, June 8th. | ||
| That was a good jab. | ||
| Nate gave him a finger like, yep, you got me there. | ||
| The one finger, not the bad finger. | ||
| A couple front foot leg kicks, guys. | ||
| I think you said no, you didn't get me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Jesus, Nate! | ||
|
unidentified
|
The thing is, where do these guys go after this? | |
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| The winner of this... | ||
| One FC. The offer's there. | ||
| Vito's gonna show up wearing a gi. | ||
| Vito's gonna dress like a sambal fighter with shoes on. | ||
| Combat sambal. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| They just went like, let's take this, but not this. | ||
| Let's take the shoes, but not the wrestling singlet. | ||
| Let's go with the gi, but not the pants. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Not the pants. | |
| It's so weird. | ||
| And headgear. | ||
| We go with headgear. | ||
| Oh, bro, I forgot Vitor's at TriStar. | ||
| I was going to say, is that Fahas Harabi? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, Vitor's at TriStar. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| No, Fahas Harabi. | ||
| I meant that. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
| Fahas Harabi. | ||
| That's racist, Brian. | ||
| Oh, it's Fahas Harabi. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Okay. | |
| Oh, damn, it's cheese is damn good, Brian Callen. | ||
| I'm sorry if I'm chewing into the microphone. | ||
| Yeah, I got your wine and I got your cheese. | ||
| We're going to Italy next. | ||
| You ready for Italy? | ||
| I'm already going. | ||
| No, no, you're in California, Bubba. | ||
| You're still in California. | ||
| I'm going to let Eddie finish off California a little bit. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Working on it, but not for comedy, just for hanging out. | ||
| I went to the Amalfi Coast last year. | ||
| I had a great time. | ||
| It felt real good. | ||
| Where the fuck is my cub, B? You never gave me a refill. | ||
| Oh, sorry, pal. | ||
| There's something about the way people live in other countries where they're super relaxed. | ||
| Let me tell you something, man. | ||
| I had a really interesting conversation with a cab driver. | ||
| This cab driver was driving us around. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Who takes cabs? | |
| I do. | ||
| We were in a place, and they had a cab, and we got a cab. | ||
| They have cabs there. | ||
| I don't know if they have Uber. | ||
| In Italy, if they have Uber. | ||
| Oh, word. | ||
| Here, round two. | ||
| One interesting thing the guy said, he goes, I want my children to grow up in America. | ||
| And I said, why? | ||
| And he goes, because, man, there's opportunity. | ||
| He goes, here, there's not much you can do. | ||
| He was a smart dude, and he was a cab driver. | ||
| And so we started having this kind of cool conversation, because he spoke, I believe he spoke four languages, he said. | ||
| He was a very smart guy. | ||
| Where was this being? | ||
| This was in Amalfi Coast. | ||
| Oh, okay, yeah. | ||
| Where's that? | ||
| It's in Italy. | ||
| There's a place called Ravello. | ||
| Ravella? | ||
| Ravella or Velo? | ||
| I think it's Ravella. | ||
| But anyway, it's beautiful. | ||
| Gorgeous. | ||
| I mean, it's just pretty. | ||
| The beaches are nice. | ||
| The ocean's gorgeous. | ||
| And the people are just... | ||
| Awesome people. | ||
| Just so nice and friendly and interesting, but they don't have a lot of opportunity as far as like careers. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's more the simple life. | |
| According to this guy. | ||
| I mean, if you live there- According to the cab driver? | ||
| Yeah, according to this guy. | ||
| But the cab driver was very educated. | ||
| He was a smart fucking dude. | ||
| We got super lucky. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| We went there and we went to Rome. | ||
| And when we went to Rome, we had a really good guy. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Front leg round kick! | ||
| Dude, this is Nate Marquardt, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Don't fucking sleep. | ||
| Oh, and he clipped him with that right hand. | ||
| 38 years old, killing it. | ||
| I hope he takes him down again. | ||
| He looks great. | ||
| He looks fucking great. | ||
|
unidentified
|
This line is earthy, bro. | |
| It's a beautiful one, right? | ||
| It's super earthy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Is that good? | |
| Do you like it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a little too earthy for me. | |
| Oh, really? | ||
| Oh, Vitor just hit him with an uppercut. | ||
| Vitor just tagged him with a left uppercut. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why'd Nate shake his head? | |
| Oh! | ||
| Head kick by Vitor! | ||
| Oh, the uppercuts! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Time up, Nate, dog. | |
| Yes! | ||
| No, Nate's coming back! | ||
| This is a fight, guys! | ||
| Holy shit, what a fight! | ||
| Good right hand by Nate, dog. | ||
| What a fight, man! | ||
| Is this an argument for no testing? | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| Fuck yes, it is. | ||
| And I don't care what anybody says. | ||
| Well, neither one of these guys are... | ||
| They're testing him, I'm kidding. | ||
| They're testing him, yeah. | ||
| But still, I would like to see guys who need a little help fight for longer. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's called the Masters Division. | |
| Nate Marquardt is one of the only guys that's ever been pulled from the car. | ||
| How dare you, Jamie? | ||
| Is that real? | ||
|
unidentified
|
How dare you? | |
| That's horrible. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Put that back up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How dare you? | |
| Put that back up so we can look. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Vitor from 2012, Vitor from 2017. That's a beautiful look. | |
| That's incredible. | ||
| I gotta get on testosterone right now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I think that's more than test. | |
| Do whatever he's doing. | ||
| It's post-endocrine crash, too, on the right-hand side. | ||
| Like, a healthy-looking dude who's 40 years old on the right-hand side could be pretty jacked. | ||
| And apparently the birth flu looks terrible there. | ||
| Yeah, well, it's compromised. | ||
| His endocrine system's compromised. | ||
| But Nate is one of the only guys that's ever been pulled off of a card because he was on legal TRT, and his shit was so high. | ||
| They were like, hey, hey, hey, no! | ||
| He was supposed to be fighting Rick Story. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, and then Charlie Brenneman went in and he beat him. | |
| Charlie Brenneman beat him, yeah. | ||
| To Nate's defense, I know exactly how this went down. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The doctor, Nate didn't administer the shots himself. | |
| The doctor didn't. | ||
| He's like, no, you're fine. | ||
| And Nate was like, you sure? | ||
|
unidentified
|
And he goes, yes, and gave him the shot. | |
| Yeah, he went with Dr. Feelgood. | ||
| Nate's looking good. | ||
| Nate's looking good, man. | ||
| He looks real good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Do you guys know he had a red beard? | |
| Look at that. | ||
| Switching up. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Vintage Nate, dog. | |
| Yeah, Nate is switching up good, and he's also turning that left leg in good to get ready to check that kick. | ||
| He's sharp, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nate's a better wrestler. | |
| I wish he'd do more takedowns. | ||
| Well, he got that one in the first round. | ||
| He got stood up. | ||
| He might be a little bit hesitant now. | ||
| Nate's body's looking very good. | ||
| We're on the poha rule plan here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Poha. | |
| Poha. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| What does Poha mean? | ||
| It means fuck, it means balls, it means dick. | ||
| Hansel Grace used to always say that. | ||
| He'd always be like, Poha. | ||
| It's like fuck. | ||
| It's like when you say fuck. | ||
| You know, you can say fuck or you can say shit. | ||
| It's the same thing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude, do you remember when Nate Dogg fought Woodley in Strikeforce for the belt? | |
| The Mortal Kombat straight up combo? | ||
| Like a Christmas tree. | ||
| That Nate Marquardt, that finish was one of the finest. | ||
| Oh, look at that big cut on Vitor. | ||
| Oh, he went with the head kick! | ||
| Oh, and again to the body! | ||
| Nate dog! | ||
| He stung him with that right hand! | ||
| Nate is no- Oh, he's swinging! | ||
| Dude, Nate looks fucking fantastic! | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Not since the C.B. Dalloway fight as he looked as good. | ||
| And that was a one-punch knockout. | ||
| He knocked him the fuck out. | ||
| C.B. got crazy. | ||
| Yeah, but that was way back in the day. | ||
| That's super old school. | ||
| That was at 85. Dude, I'm calling it. | ||
| If he knocks out Vitor, let's bring on Anderson Spider again. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's bring it back. | |
| Can you imagine? | ||
| If he looks as good as he looks here? | ||
| Dude, if he looks as good as he looks here, man, I might have to go with Nate, right? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| But listen, Vitor pulls through this. | ||
| Vitor pulls through this. | ||
| How about him versus Anderson, too? | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Anderson's not trying to have it. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Vitor's going to sail off to Ryzen and just go Bane on us. | ||
| Well, he's got one more fight. | ||
| But he's got one more fight in his country. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| They dinged him. | ||
| They both dinged each other there. | ||
| These guys are a couple of ding-dings. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hey, man. | |
| I don't know what that means. | ||
| That's what Barry Bonds called his dick. | ||
| Means what you want it. | ||
| Shit, is that what he called it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I love him. | |
| I love him. | ||
| I call this ding-ding. | ||
| Enormous respect. | ||
| You never heard his voicemails to his side piece? | ||
| No. | ||
| He called, like, what's up, girl? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Barry Bonds. | |
| I know what you need. | ||
| You need some ding-ding. | ||
| And it was just like, it didn't help him at all. | ||
| It was just like a horrible... | ||
| Unless he's my friend, I'm hugging him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, exactly. | |
| Me too. | ||
| Don't fucking go bad on him. | ||
| Don't go bad on Barry Bonds for being great, even though he took steroids and likes girls. | ||
| Hand me that knife over there. | ||
| He hits fucking baseballs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I want them on steroids. | |
| Exactly. | ||
| Hand me that knife. | ||
| We don't want to get any victimized baseballs. | ||
| No up kicks in baseball. | ||
| No. | ||
| Vitor's got a big cut. | ||
| A lot of scar tissue on that, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm sure it's pretty easy to open him up. | |
| Look at some highlights. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Clipped him with the right hook. | ||
| Nate with the high kick, too. | ||
| Do you remember the story of Vitor's sister dying, man, when they took her for ransom? | ||
| But there's that uppercut. | ||
| Yeah, it was horrible. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Horrible, man. | |
| They took her for ransom and they killed her and lit her on fire. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Brazil don't fuck around, do they? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| That's the worst thing I can imagine. | ||
| One of the guys working for the UFC got held at gunpoint this weekend. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What happened? | |
| Nothing. | ||
| Gave them their money. | ||
| Was he just a production guy or what? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yep. | |
| God damn. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Brazil's beautiful. | |
| It's dangerous as shit. | ||
| Well, you know, Chicago's dangerous too, man. | ||
| Go to the wrong place in America. | ||
| If you're on the south side, yeah. | ||
| It's just as dangerous in a lot of places. | ||
| It's just, you know... | ||
| You can have crime everywhere. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know where it's not dangerous? | |
| Australia. | ||
| Australia's beautiful. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm headed there tomorrow. | |
| I love it. | ||
| I love Australia. | ||
| I'm nervous as shit about it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sydney? | |
| Why are you nervous? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sydney? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| Why are you nervous? | ||
| I never really travel, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't travel a lot. | |
| They might as well be Americans. | ||
| You know when I say Canadians are 20% less douchebags than American? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, they're way nicer. | |
| Same thing with Australia. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| They're like Canadians with a cooler accent. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| I'm sold. | ||
| They're the shit. | ||
| I'd live there. | ||
| I'd live there. | ||
| It's not even America. | ||
| They drive on the left side of the road. | ||
| Never been there. | ||
| I'd live there. | ||
| How dare you not go there? | ||
| I know. | ||
| I've been offered. | ||
| You're 50. Go there. | ||
| I've been offered. | ||
| I just haven't gone. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Too busy training. | ||
| I went to Melbourne last year, maybe a year and a half ago. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Did you do shows out there, Joe, or no? | |
| I fucking loved it, yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You did shows? | |
| Yeah, I did a couple shows out there. | ||
| They'll love you, Brendan. | ||
| Brendan's going to be there. | ||
| He's sold out a bunch of theaters. | ||
| Yeah, they'll love you for sure. | ||
| They're great people. | ||
| And by the way, big as the United States, same amount of people as LA. Oh, I dig that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The entire country. | |
| I didn't know it was as big as the United States. | ||
| Is that big? | ||
| Contiguous, not with Alaska. | ||
| It's as big as the continent of the United States? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And then there's nothing in the middle, right? | ||
| It's like all in the skirts. | ||
| The middle kills you. | ||
| Everything in the middle eats your ass. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, eat your ass. | |
| And then in the ocean is Shark City. | ||
| Yeah, the ocean is Shark City. | ||
| The water around the ocean is Crocodile City. | ||
| And you get deep inside, you got Snake City and Spider City. | ||
| They have brown snakes that kill you instantly. | ||
| Tiger snakes. | ||
| They have a bunch of spiders that kill you instantly. | ||
| And giant kangaroos. | ||
| Giant kangaroos. | ||
| Box jellyfish, sir. | ||
| Box jellyfish, sir. | ||
| They fucked you up. | ||
| Some guy sent me a picture of a saltwater croc passing a great white. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| No, I think it was photoshopped. | ||
| It might not be. | ||
| They both live in the water. | ||
| This is an Australian doctor who sent me that. | ||
| Sorry, guys. | ||
| Doctors sometimes are not savvy with the internet. | ||
| They have student loans to think about. | ||
| They doctor photographs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ah! | |
| Fucking, I'm on fire tonight. | ||
| You should get in the comments. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'll leave. | |
| He's not a professional. | ||
| Mate, Markhart with a fucking inside kick. | ||
| These guys are red. | ||
| How do you call this fight right now? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nate needs to finish him. | |
| These guys are bruised up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because Brazil don't fuck around. | |
| In Brazil, Brazil, Nate is looking great. | ||
| Well, Vitor's a legend. | ||
| So he's already up two rounds. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know what, man? | |
| Nate looks super strong in this fight. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, he does. | |
| His back is looking swole. | ||
| I mean, like, super strong technique. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ooh! | |
| The high kick again. | ||
| That's got to... | ||
|
unidentified
|
His defense looking good, too. | |
| Well, he looks, like, healthy. | ||
| He's also not tired at all. | ||
| Yeah, he looks healthy, right? | ||
| I think also a big thing for Nate was going up to 185 improved his chimp. | ||
| It improved his vitality. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just think being at 170, he was so depleted. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, he was a big-ass 7-er. | |
| Oh, he's huge! | ||
| He's so big! | ||
| He's still walking around at 205. Nate is so strong, man. | ||
| Freak strong. | ||
| Oh, man, he just clipped Vitor. | ||
| Did he catch him with that left hook? | ||
| Did it graze him? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Graze him. | |
| It looked like he grazed him. | ||
| This is an interesting fight, man. | ||
| Because I think both of these guys are kind of at the end of their UFC rope, right? | ||
| Arguably. | ||
| Oh, Vitor tagged him. | ||
| Both of them are in the back nine. | ||
| Both look great. | ||
| But they're both, like, if you didn't know that and you saw this, well, Vitor, you would tell kind of by his body. | ||
| He'd be like, something's going on. | ||
| He's a legend, though, so you put up with the body fat? | ||
| Yeah, well, it's not just the body fat. | ||
| There's a looseness to him. | ||
| Oh, yeah, I kicked him with the left. | ||
| Because he had a bunch of muscle down there that just went away. | ||
| Oh, dude, he had so much more meat. | ||
| It's all gone. | ||
| He was so meaty. | ||
| But his technique is still really good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, my God, he's such a freak. | |
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| He caught that on the elbow. | ||
| People forget Vitor's one of the best athletes ever. | ||
| Ever come in the octagon. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Come on, man. | |
| Take all the steroid shit out. | ||
| The guy doesn't throw a wheel kick at all until he fights Luke Rockhold. | ||
| Throws one and misses and throws another one and KOs him. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Nate got hurt there. | ||
| He got tagged. | ||
| Well, he went looking for that takedown. | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Beautiful jab, man. | ||
| That's what I call an educated jab, guys. | ||
| Oh, but that left high kick is strong. | ||
| And Nate keeps moving to his right. | ||
| Yeah, you could block that all day, dude. | ||
| This shit's gonna fuck your arms up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'll tell you what's weird. | |
| Nate was at TriStar with GSP forever. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He dinged him with that head kick. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So I'm wondering if Feras really helped Vitor with his game plan. | |
| Oh, for sure. | ||
| He knows something. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fucking traitor. | |
| He knows something about him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fucking traitor. | |
| I can't believe what you're saying. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm just kidding. | |
| I love you, Feras. | ||
| Look at that right... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Traitor. | |
| When they show Nate's right side, like, look how red his fucking arm is. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's also pale as fuck. | |
| I know, but that's why you can see the impact. | ||
| Like, when you have a super white boy, you get to see, like, where he's been getting scratched up and dinged up. | ||
| Super white boy? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| How long was Vitor with Feras? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Just this camp. | |
| Look at all the redness all over Nate's arm. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Vitor's been known to jump around camps. | |
| That's kind of his thing. | ||
| Well, sort of, but I mean, not that much. | ||
| I mean, a lot of guys have jumped around more than him. | ||
| Flying knee from Nate Marquardt, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Damn, that's tough in Brazil. | |
| They're probably gonna get the fucking V2. What a great fight, though. | ||
| Nate won round one and two. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I mean, I'm balls deep in cheese and half a glass of wine, but from my perspective, one and two. | ||
| Is there any more cheese? | ||
| I'm time traveling from that weed. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That goddamn L.A. speed weed. | |
| What did I say it was? | ||
| Bamboo leaves or something like that? | ||
| They wrapped these blunts with? | ||
| With bamboo now? | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Panda style? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Something koala bear style. | ||
| That's a beautiful inside trap. | ||
| Koalas don't fuck with bamboo, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They didn't have that wrap that's already dipped in stuff, was it? | |
| No, no, it's not a... | ||
|
unidentified
|
I saw some of this at the store the other day. | |
| It's already got shit on it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. | ||
| The real interesting thing, if you're gonna go blunt, you really should go Charlie Murphy style, which is where you take a Swisher Sweets, you take the weed and you put it inside, take the tobacco out, and so then you're getting the harshness of the tobacco and you get that weird tobacco buzz from the outside. | ||
| That weird nicotine buzz. | ||
| I like a nicotine buzz every now and then, man. | ||
| I've smoked a couple of cigarettes before I've done it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Only a few times, but I've smoked a couple of cigarettes before I've gone on stage before. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Smoked cigarettes? | |
| This was a great fight, man. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| With Donald Cerrone? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I ate some dip. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, fuck that. | |
| I swallowed some dip. | ||
| I can't believe you smoked cigarettes. | ||
| What's wrong with this? | ||
| Every now and then. | ||
| I say Nate's got it, but I hate Brazil. | ||
| Nate should win 2-1. | ||
| It's Brazil, though. | ||
| 29-28. | ||
| Brazil? | ||
| But do they have the same judges? | ||
| Split decision. | ||
| Let's see what we got here. | ||
| All three. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's Vitor. | |
| The piece of shit Brazil, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
100%. | |
| Oh, fuck you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, come on. | |
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah, it's Brazil. | ||
| It's Brazil. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| It's Brazil. | ||
| You gotta figure it out. | ||
| Just by going to Brazil, you lose a round. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Good fight, though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Those are terrible jerseys to say. | |
| Great fight, though. | ||
| It was a great fight. | ||
| He definitely won that last round. | ||
| Yeah, he won two to one. | ||
| I gave him two to one. | ||
| So you thought Vitor won two? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Hell no. | ||
| Nate won one and two, and then Vitor won the third. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's the only round Vitor did anything. | |
| Again, I've ate a shitload of provolone, I've had some wine, and a latte. | ||
| I watched some good moments in the fight by Vitor, and I thought I saw a few more good moments by Nate, but I was in no means judging the fight. | ||
| By no means. | ||
| Powerful Bryan Stan with a pink tie. | ||
| Confident, gentlemen. | ||
| It's no big deal, you know, even if he... | ||
| Those first two... | ||
| He did lose the first round kind of big, right? | ||
| Because he got taken down. | ||
| Yeah, and outstruck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was all about that second round. | ||
| Is Brazil going with the new rules? | ||
| They do whatever the fuck they want. | ||
| But do they have the new rules as far as judging and everything like that? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| He's such a classy man. | ||
| Texas doesn't accept those rules yet. | ||
| It's like Brazil's the Wild West and New York. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Everyone else, they follow the rules. | ||
| Well, New York is just juvenile. | ||
| New York, they're just morons. | ||
| Oh, let me hear what he's saying here. | ||
| What it is is they just don't have a lot of experience. | ||
| New York State has only had MMA for a year or so. | ||
| So they're just going through growing pains. | ||
| I feel like that's what's going on with New York. | ||
| When I say juvenile, I don't mean they're childish. | ||
| No, they haven't had a while, but the mistakes they're making, I mean, you're talking extreme mistakes. | ||
| Right, but who made that mistake? | ||
| It was Dan Mergliata. | ||
| Dan Mergliata is a super experienced referee. | ||
| The guy who made the mistake in the Mousasi... | ||
| Mergliata? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Was it Mergliata or Herb? | |
| I thought it was Herb Dean. | ||
| Which one was Mergliata? | ||
| Which one was the Musasi fight? | ||
| Was that Herb Dean? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, Herb Dean, I thought. | |
| Okay, then the Mergliata fight was... | ||
| There was another one that was in New York. | ||
| Was it Weidman? | ||
| Which one was Weidman and Musasi? | ||
| I thought it was Herb Dean. | ||
| Weidman was Herb Dean. | ||
| I thought Herb Dean was both. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That was that one, but there was one with Mergliata recently. | ||
| Either way, the point being, both Mergliata and Herb Dean are excellent refs. | ||
| And, you know, shit goes wrong, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Herb been fucking up lately, though. | |
| He's my favorite ref. | ||
| Been fucking up a little bit. | ||
| A lot of people have been saying that. | ||
| I'm not going with that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, I mean, it's just... | |
| You're gonna fuck up every now and then. | ||
| You're gonna fuck up. | ||
| You really can, as a ref. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I fuck up. | |
| I fuck up, and it's submission only, and I fuck up every now and then. | ||
| I've done maybe two or three big fuck ups. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Herb Dean's fucking done a million fights. | |
| You're live, man. | ||
| How can you not fuck up? | ||
| That kind of speed. | ||
| Sometimes I think I'm saying, like, Vitor, but I'm really saying Nate. | ||
| Like, I'll fucking, I'll have it in my head, cross-crossed, because what I'm trying is just, I'm trying to pay attention, and I'm all trying to talk at the same, no, it's not the weed. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| No, because I'm doing, here's a fact. | ||
| I don't do the UFC high. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| I did like too high. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| I didn't like it. | ||
| Like back in the day? | ||
| Way back in the day. | ||
| Like 2002 or something like that. | ||
| But I don't do them high. | ||
| Because I don't want to ever have the urge to talk about some shit non-fight related. | ||
| Because that's what this is. | ||
| This Fight Companion podcast shows the whole reason why I should never do weed. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What are you watching? | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's Margulada there. | |
| That's the Weidman-Mussassi fight. | ||
| Okay, so I was right. | ||
| So Weidman versus Mussassi was Dan Mergliata. | ||
| The other one that was similar, there was another one that was similar, that was Herb Dean, that was a recent knee foul as well. | ||
| What was the fight? | ||
| People on the line right now are going crazy. | ||
| Oh no, it's Eddie Alvarez and Poirier. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| God, my fucking brain. | ||
| C.T., fuck you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Beautiful. | |
| Yes, thank you. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Strong man. | |
| I'm top on that. | ||
| That's a perfect example of two guys that I respect super. | ||
| If you had to give me a list of top five best referees on the planet Earth, Dan Mergliata and Herb Dean are both on that list. | ||
| And they both made errors. | ||
| John McCarthy's numero uno, though. | ||
| He's number one. | ||
| He's the gold standard. | ||
| And by the way, John McCarthy? | ||
| You ever seen him fuck up, though? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Not like this! | ||
| Oh, sure he did, but Murillo Bustamante versus Matt Lindley. | ||
| Oh, in 1918. Yeah, he fucked up. | ||
| He tapped him. | ||
| Murillo tapped him, and then they restarted the fight and did it again. | ||
| Look, he's the gold standard because of his experience, and that was a mistake. | ||
| It was just experience. | ||
| That was a while ago. | ||
| Currently, though, he hasn't fucked up. | ||
| I feel like he's the best. | ||
| I feel like Big John's the best, but I feel like... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Number one by far. | |
| You know, here's another one that doesn't get enough credit because he went to the pokey, Josh Rosenthal. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's the... | |
| I agree! | ||
| Josh Rosenthal's a beast. | ||
| Outstanding referee. | ||
| He's out by now. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| But he never got to the pokey for weed. | ||
| Yes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Someone snitched on him. | |
| A couple of little AK-47s. | ||
| I spoke to him right before he went in. | ||
| He's also a brown belt in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| I think he might be black by now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, uh... | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| I might be wrong about that. | ||
| He's out now, he's refereeing again, he did some King of the Cages and shit, but here's the deal. | ||
| As a referee, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent referee. | ||
| He's one of my favorites. | ||
| Yeah, and also, like, super, like, out of the picture. | ||
| Like, you don't even know he's there. | ||
| So is homeboy with the Yosemite Sam mustache. | ||
| Yeah, Mike Beltran. | ||
| Mike Beltran, outstanding. | ||
| Don't sleep on Beltran. | ||
| Beltran. | ||
| Beltran's in my top ten in the world too. | ||
| He's one of the smartest, I've deal with a lot of people in the industry over the years, he's one of the smartest dudes that I've ever met. | ||
| And Mike is a fucking great human being. | ||
| A great human being. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why the hell is he so nice? | |
| Beltran? | ||
| He's the nicest guy ever. | ||
| Gotta be nice when you have a mustache like that. | ||
| By the way, a lot of people don't know, you know he was a cock. | ||
| And you're a mongol. | ||
| He was like an undercover I think an undercover special detective or something. | ||
| I think you might want to look at your phone before you talk about it. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Mike Beltran. | ||
| Can we research that? | ||
| Mike Beltran was an undercover... | ||
| You know what I love about talent? | ||
| I probably shouldn't say that. | ||
| If he's not sure, he will double down. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Actually, I shouldn't be talking about it. | ||
| Well, it's too late, you fuck. | ||
| You just ratted him out. | ||
| Now he's gonna die. | ||
| If you think you shouldn't have been talking about it, what you should do is not... | ||
| I didn't know that, but I just gotta look at fucking anything. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, he's writing a book, I think, about his experience. | |
| Eddie, I think he's gonna write a book. | ||
| I think he's gonna write a book about his... | ||
| Is someone going into the Hall of Fame? | ||
| Is Takaraba going into the Hall of Fame? | ||
| Okay, if he's writing a book then, okay. | ||
| He was not just a ref, guys. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Into the UFC Hall of Fame? | |
| Hey, this is Sakuraba going to the Hall of Fame. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, fuck you commentate on it. | |
| I come in straight from yoga to do these fucking UFC things. | ||
| I look so fucked up. | ||
| I look greasy. | ||
| I have red marks all over my face and head. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hot yoga, bro. | |
| Hot yoga. | ||
| I'll sweat for the next two days. | ||
| But I just looked at myself. | ||
| I'm like, they could only use a couple seconds of video of me. | ||
| I look like a wino. | ||
| Look at Don Fry. | ||
| I love Sakuraba. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sakuraba. | |
| Sakuraba in the UFC Hall of Fame? | ||
| The greatest. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what they're doing? | |
| I think that's what this is. | ||
| MMA Hall of Fame. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Does that make sense? | |
| He'd wear shirts that said water on him. | ||
| He fought in the UFC. And also because the UFC owns Pride. | ||
| It's a legit... | ||
| Oh, so we let Pride guys in now? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| They should let Fedor in. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fedor, Wanderlei, Cro Cop, Barnett. | |
| Wanderlei should be in, but Wanderlei's got that issue. | ||
| He landed a turning sidekick on Vitor that put him down on the ground. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, he did. | |
| Remember this with Hoyler? | ||
| Hoyler didn't tap, and they stopped the fight anyway. | ||
| And he's like, no, no, no, I didn't tap. | ||
| Sakuraba broke Enzo Gracie's arm. | ||
| Enzo has a picture of that in his... | ||
| He broke Enzo's arm, but with Hoyler, Hoyler just didn't tap. | ||
| And Hoyler was like, I'm fine, man. | ||
| Like, yeah, I'm getting my arm chewed up. | ||
| But, like, look, for Hoyler, that proved to be the case in your fight, Eddie. | ||
| Because when you had that grappling match, you fucked his leg up. | ||
| I remember watching that from the sidelines, and I was like, this shit is so over. | ||
| He's gotta tap. | ||
| He just let his knee get mangled. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Or is he that flexible? | |
| Dude, there's no way he could be that flexible. | ||
| He's just tough as shit. | ||
| I love Hensel. | ||
| He's just tough as shit. | ||
| He dealt with it. | ||
| He dealt with getting his knee torn apart. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hensel watched his own thing. | |
| Henson refused to tap. | ||
| Watch this, watch this. | ||
| He just watches his own fucking arm break. | ||
| He will not tap. | ||
| I'm eating this cheese like I'm on Naked and Afraid. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| Naked and Afraid doesn't have one of those cheese. | ||
| I love him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Naked and Afraid doesn't have one of those cheese. | |
| Shatri wants me to do a... | ||
| You know how Tonin did a super match with Miyoki? | ||
| You see that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Shatri wants me to have one against Sakuraba. | ||
| How'd he do it? | ||
| Are you gonna do it? | ||
| How's your back? | ||
| Dude, I don't know, man. | ||
| My back is not 100% yet. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How's your back for $100,000? | |
| Are they offering you serious cheese? | ||
| How's your back for $100,000 on a wheel of cheese? | ||
| First of all, I want you to shut the fuck up because I'm negotiating for them. | ||
| We're not starting at $100,000. | ||
| At least $100,000 and some cheese, bro. | ||
| And all this shit you can do. | ||
| A wheel of cheese. | ||
| We're talking about shekels. | ||
| We're not even talking about dollars. | ||
| Couple things. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Shekels. | |
| Still haven't recovered from my back surgery, one. | ||
| Two, I'm trying to find out if I might need surgery on my shoulder. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I've been doing that hanging therapy. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Did you have an MRI right now? | ||
| Not yet, but based on those videos that I'm watching about the hanging, if you have any kind of tears, if you hang, eventually it'll fix it up. | ||
| That's what I'm hearing. | ||
| Is that wrong? | ||
| Impingements. | ||
| What it is, is one of the things that happens with people with shoulder injuries is you get a lot of pain from impingements. | ||
| It means your mobility is impaired because you get tears and damage, and then your shoulder sort of like gets scar tissue. | ||
| It never increases its mobility. | ||
| It never regains its mobility. | ||
| And one of the best ways to regain your mobility, get on a chin-up bar and fucking hang. | ||
| Just hang. | ||
| And I hang every day. | ||
| Every day. | ||
| It's one of the main things I do. | ||
| There's two main things I do. | ||
| How long do you do it for? | ||
| Two minutes. | ||
| But I'll start out with 30 seconds, just loosen up, get my hands loosened up, and then I let it go. | ||
| And then sometimes I'll go into a minute and a half, and sometimes I'll go into two minutes. | ||
| But I take my iPhone, I put it on, I hit the stopwatch, and then I hang. | ||
| And you know one of the reasons why I did it? | ||
| First of all, because it's really good for your shoulders, but two, because we did Fear Factor, and we had men and women hanging. | ||
| And the women all won. | ||
| The men couldn't hang. | ||
| Because they were lighter? | ||
| Yes, because the men are too heavy, and they couldn't hold their weight up. | ||
| Because if you're a man, even if you have stronger hands and stronger muscles, the amount more that you weigh against a 130-pound woman... | ||
| You know, most guys are weak in that regard. | ||
| And most primates, that's one of the things about the shoulder, like our shoulders came from primates. | ||
| So the premise behind this hanging is that some of the lack of mobility and impingements and problems that we have with our shoulder joint is simply from a lack of your shoulder articulating correctly and stretching out. | ||
| Doing range of motion things, like I do a lot of kettlebell shield casts, not a kettlebell, but a club. | ||
| I do these shield casts, which are really big, so these big movements. | ||
| In case you've got to wield a sword. | ||
| I saw Wonder Woman, bro. | ||
| It was strong. | ||
| Another thing I do that I really recommend is bottoms-up kettlebells, where you put the kettlebell upside down. | ||
| You're dropping serious knowledge right now. | ||
| You're working on some serious stability. | ||
| This is only 40 pounds, but it's very difficult to do like that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Could you do that, Brian? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| That's pretty impressive. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let me see Brian try that. | |
| Well, I could do it now at 70. I want to see Brian. | ||
| I started out. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Brian, get on there. | |
| Can I bring you to Italy for a second and pour you a little wine, then I'll show you how I do that. | ||
| And that shoulder was fucked before? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It was. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That shoulder, I had stem cell shots shot into there. | ||
| And now you're on favor already. | ||
| Your shoulder's jacked, son. | ||
| The shoulder, I'm pulling back. | ||
| I shot... | ||
| Maybe 80 arrows today with an 86 combo. | ||
| Can we look at Brian? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Put this up. | |
| He almost broke your mic. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
| He did it! | ||
| He did it, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| But it's hard to balance. | ||
| I've never done that. | ||
| Well, that's really good. | ||
| It's really good for shoulder stability. | ||
| You should start off light if anybody's doing it. | ||
| And I recommend no more than five repetitions. | ||
| I believe in that for weightlifting. | ||
| I believe in no more than five repetitions. | ||
| And I think Really? | ||
| Yeah, your cardio and your endurance should be done doing other things. | ||
| Either skill work, like martial arts, whether it's jiu-jitsu or kickboxing, or strength and conditioning work, like running stairs and shit like that. | ||
| Fucking 12 reps, son. | ||
| Wait a minute, you mean five reps? | ||
| Five reps as... | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't think so, son. | |
| You won't have a lift-off, bro. | ||
| Nobody's stronger than Brandon Schaub. | ||
| Well, you're 250 pounds. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
|
unidentified
|
If you were my size, I'd make you look gross if you took your shirt off. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Sir, Schaub reps with 600 pounds. | ||
| Nope, I'm not done. | ||
| I'm sure he does. | ||
| I'm not done, sir. | ||
| He's my hype man. | ||
| He reps with 600 pounds. | ||
| Deadlift. | ||
| Deadlift with 600 pounds that impresses me? | ||
| Those fuck movements. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Yes, the powerful. | ||
| That's the best move for a dude on Instagram. | ||
| You got 600 pounds on a barbell. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| And you're sitting there doing this shit. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So even big girls like this motherfucker will let me get on top. | ||
| They're stronger than their shock strong. | ||
| You've been lifting since you were, what, fourth grade? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fifth grade. | |
| It's got some density. | ||
| Damn, I had a shoulder question. | ||
| Oh, what was it? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Sorry. | |
| Fuck. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Just take that goddamn fight. | |
| Okay, sure. | ||
| I like this, though. | ||
| No, but, yeah, well, the thing about the bottoms-up kettlebells is they say you should be able to do 90% of what you can do normally. | ||
| Most people can't. | ||
| Like, 99% can't. | ||
| But they say if you have a real stable joint, what's going to hold you back is not strength, it's the stabilizing muscles. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Stabilizing muscles are the ones that oftentimes cause issues with your range of motion and with using it in terms of functional strength, like using it for martial arts or using it for anything where you would be using... | ||
| I guess I would even think sports, like throwing things. | ||
| I mean, I would think that shoulder stability is super important. | ||
| I remember what I was going to ask you. | ||
| When you say no more than five reps, do you mean use the amount of weight where you fail at five reps? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Or just regular... | ||
| I've been following this Pavel Satsulin regimen. | ||
| And he created... | ||
| He's like the godfather of kettlebells in the United States. | ||
| He's the guy that came over from Russia. | ||
| He's got a ton of books out and videos. | ||
| And his belief is that strength is a skill. | ||
| And that you should never do a skill when you're tired. | ||
| And so the idea, and if I'm paraphrasing and fucking this up, please, I apologize. | ||
| But the principle behind it I know of, and the principle is that, like, say if you can lift something, and you get to, like, seven, eight reps, and you get to the eighth rep, and you're like, And they're like, keep going, keep going. | ||
| He's like, you should never do that. | ||
| Because you get the strength from doing the amount of repetitions. | ||
| Like, say, if you do five reps, if you could do ten, do five, but then wait a long time. | ||
| Wait like ten minutes. | ||
| That sounds too good to be true. | ||
| Wait another ten minutes. | ||
| Then do another five. | ||
|
unidentified
|
A lot of people would beg to differ, right, Joe? | |
| You're right. | ||
| A ton of people, including myself. | ||
| A lot of people would. | ||
| But I guarantee you, if you had Pavel on, you should listen to Pavel on Tim Ferriss' podcast. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's fucking amazing. | |
| So you do a little bit every day. | ||
| It's kind of like you do a... | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| You don't think you should mix it up? | ||
| You can. | ||
| You can do that, too. | ||
| But I'm telling you, one of the good things about this is you have people that get injured less because your muscles are never working, like, fully fatigued. | ||
| They're never working to the point of failure. | ||
| But you're still lifting heavy weight. | ||
| But you're lifting, say, if you could lift something and you could do ten repetitions, don't do ten. | ||
| Do five. | ||
| Do five, put it down, take a big, long break. | ||
| That sounds like Homer Simpson workout. | ||
| But it's not endurance work. | ||
| You're doing the same number of reps. | ||
| The problem is it takes longer. | ||
| Like, you would need to be at the gym for an hour and a half versus 40 minutes and we just burnt it out. | ||
| That's even better. | ||
| That means I'm on the internet longer. | ||
| There's some benefits to it. | ||
| I think there's some real benefits to it. | ||
| I don't think doing that all the time knows the answer. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I would love to have you sit down. | ||
| You should have him on your show, man. | ||
| The guy's in California. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Really? | |
| He's a wizard and he speaks perfect English. | ||
| He's a wizard, dude. | ||
| Might change your shit. | ||
| I think the three of us should do it because you're a fan and he's a fan. | ||
| Yes, we should do it. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| I'll do it with you guys. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's do it. | |
| We could even have him in here. | ||
| One of the things that that guy brought to the United States is not just the kettlebell, but also some serious fucking bodyweight exercises, and then some movements that now have become really standard. | ||
| Brian Count's pouring me from... | ||
| Are you going to Italy? | ||
| We in Italy right now? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Now we're in Italy? | |
| Now we're going to Italy. | ||
| It's 2008. I want you to take your time with that. | ||
| We're in Italy too. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I need a fruit. | |
| You need a fruit. | ||
| I'm going to eat your fruit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's too earthy. | |
| He's going to like my Italy. | ||
| This is Via Veneta. | ||
| I'm sure I do. | ||
| But what I was going to say is that Turkish Getup, which is a big one of his. | ||
| It's huge. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Turkish Getup is so big. | ||
| There's Pavel. | ||
| The dude's a stud. | ||
| By the way, always wear sweatpants. | ||
| Hey, bring Schaub up doing a Turkish Getup with 145, please. | ||
| Just bring him up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, it's ridiculous. | |
| Isn't that ridiculous? | ||
| But it was with a bar, which is even more impressive. | ||
| And then he did 200 pounds. | ||
| Didn't you do 225? | ||
| Yeah, but it's not like Homeboy did. | ||
| You did a 225 pound Turkish gun with one arm? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| The technique's awful. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The technique is awful. | ||
| It's not that awful, dude. | ||
| You've been begging for a blown disc, but that's still super impressive. | ||
| 225 he did. | ||
| 225 with one arm? | ||
| That's how strong he is. | ||
| They're stronger than the shop. | ||
| I told you. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I'm going to fruit you up. | ||
| You want to go to California? | ||
| You want to stay in California? | ||
| You don't like traveling, Bob? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| How much weight is this? | ||
|
unidentified
|
That right there is 145. That's 155. 155. Look at him. | |
| He's a fucking beast, and he did it with 225. That is redonkulous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is redonkulous. | ||
| The technique shit, though. | ||
| But it doesn't matter, man. | ||
| Like, the point is that you have that kind of core power that you can get up from your feet, and how applicable is that to grappling? | ||
| So one of the most applicable, like, in terms of, like, functional strength, Turkish get-up is one of the most applicable, because if you can fucking lie on your back and press something, and then sit up with that fucker overhead... | ||
| Well, that was my move, if you remember, like, with Roy, as soon as the arm would pass him, so I can try it, just... | ||
| Oh, so strong. | ||
| If you have a strength... | ||
| Strong Turkish get-up. | ||
| Yeah, strong Turkish get-up, man. | ||
| It's like one of the most, for jujitsu especially, one of the most applicable movements. | ||
| Claudia Gedalia versus Karolina Kevalkovich. | ||
| She's got Jacksons now. | ||
| Claudia changed camps to Jacksons. | ||
| She's got some traps on her. | ||
| And she's got that dude, not Greg Jackson, who's the old guy that's her main coach. | ||
| Oh, fuck! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| The forgotten man in New Mexico. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| I can't believe I can't remember. | ||
| He was part of Jackson Wink. | ||
| He left. | ||
| He's really close with Keith Jardine and Rashad. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And he's on the wall. | ||
| He's like a New Mexico MMA legend. | ||
| He's a cop. | ||
| No, not Steven Seagal, you son of a bitch. | ||
|
unidentified
|
God damn it. | |
| He's a cop, too. | ||
| Steve Luttrell. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Luttrell. | |
| No. | ||
| Luttrell. | ||
| Yeah, but not Steve. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's not Steve. | |
| It's something Luttrell, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tim? | ||
| No. | ||
| God. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, Tom. | |
| Thank God I remembered that. | ||
| Luttrell? | ||
| Luttrell something. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Luttrell. | |
| She's adorable, by the way. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at her. | |
| She's just leaning on the cage. | ||
| She's adorable. | ||
| What guy leans on the cage like that? | ||
| Papa, you want to stay in California or you want to go to Italy with me? | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Look how happy she is. | ||
| You're coming to Italy. | ||
| What's that? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Chris. | |
| Oh, very strong. | ||
| Brandon's shot proving CTE can be overcome. | ||
| Thanks to Alpha Brain. | ||
| Thanks to Alpha Brain and some coffee and some wine. | ||
| Get on, guys. | ||
| 10% off. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Did you see that article, Shob, about that Jermichael Finley had about CTE? No. | |
| It's really good. | ||
| He wrote it on the Players' Tribune. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| He did a bunch of, like, mental work with it. | ||
| I'll link it on here. | ||
| Yeah, please do. | ||
| Jamie, Jamie, you want to come to Italy via Veneto with me? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, let me finish this. | |
| California. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Claudia is by far the best. | ||
| 150-pound girl in the world not named Ioana. | ||
| She's so fucking good. | ||
| She's pretty bodied up. | ||
| She's very, very trapped up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She's a cutie. | |
| She looks like a little Brazilian pit bull to me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at that. | |
| Like one of those cute ones, though. | ||
| That's six-pack, son. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| She's gangster. | ||
| She wants to do EVI, too. | ||
| Depending on how this fight ends, if she comes out not injured. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Three times, she's a world champion. | |
| Yeah, she's down. | ||
| Hell of an athlete. | ||
| She's gangster. | ||
| Oh, Mario with the heart still. | ||
| Why does he do that heart thing? | ||
| Because he really loves emojis, but he can't bring one into the octagon with him. | ||
| Look at Claudia Cadella relaxed as fuck. | ||
| That's Karolina Kivalkovic, you son of a bitch. | ||
| Whatever her name is. | ||
| That's what I meant. | ||
| She's my girlfriend. | ||
| That's Claudia Cadella. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I know that. | ||
| I just love Poland. | ||
| I love her. | ||
| I think she's gorgeous. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She's a beast. | |
| They're both super beasts. | ||
| Sexy is what she is. | ||
| And let's see if she gets the rub. | ||
| She went five hard rounds with Joanna. | ||
| Let's see how she comes back. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Clean right hand. | ||
| The Poles have been through the worst. | ||
| They're history. | ||
| They're not like, fuck, Octagon? | ||
| I went through World War I and II, motherfuckers. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, she did it, but I hear you. | |
| They don't fuck around. | ||
| They're eating munitions with their breakfast. | ||
| They suffered terribly in both wars. | ||
| Fighting's nothing. | ||
| You saw Wonder Woman, our girl Patty Jenkins, by the way, number one, I think it's going to be the biggest gross movie for a woman. | ||
| I'm proud of her. | ||
| I love her. | ||
| It's a good fucking movie. | ||
| I heard it's really good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I heard it's good. | |
| If you like superhero movies, and I love superhero movies, it's a good fucking superhero movie. | ||
| That's what everyone says. | ||
| Look, when you make a superhero movie, you're confined. | ||
| You have to make a movie about a superhero, and the good guy has to win, and you know that going in. | ||
| She dealt with all that, and she did it on her own terms. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's not about man or woman. | |
| It's about a hero. | ||
| It's about Patty Jenkins. | ||
| It's about the dude... | ||
| I don't want to spoil it. | ||
| I almost spoiled it. | ||
| Don't spoil it. | ||
| Wonder Woman. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wonder Woman. | |
| Our girl, Patty Jenkins. | ||
| I enjoyed the fuck out of it. | ||
| Is it rated R? You know what I hear is good? | ||
| It's on iTunes now. | ||
| It's that movie Life. | ||
| That Ryan Reynolds movie. | ||
| People keep telling me they're going to see that movie. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I haven't seen it. | |
| Chris Pine is hilarious in Wonder Woman, though, right? | ||
| I love that guy. | ||
| You know what I did today? | ||
| I get a bad father of the year award. | ||
| I let my nine-year-old watch the original Alien. | ||
| She's scared of shit? | ||
| No. | ||
| She thinks it was cheesy? | ||
| She's so gangster. | ||
| I think it's fine. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She's so gangster. | |
| She's like, it's not real, Daddy. | ||
| If it was a real thing, I'd be scared of it, but I'm not scared. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Legit point, kid. | |
| I love it. | ||
| Kids, man, they have iPads. | ||
| They get online when you're not looking. | ||
| They can see all kinds of shit. | ||
| An avatar fucks things up. | ||
| Everyone looks like shit next to that. | ||
| They know things. | ||
| My daughter used the name asshole today, and I had to scold her. | ||
| Oh, you should let her go. | ||
| She said, you're right, but don't tell anybody. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But the thing about the alien movie is that there's no CGI. It's a puppet, right? | ||
| No, it's a dude in a suit, so it looks real as fuck. | ||
| That movie was done so well. | ||
| Ridley Scott was a wizard. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| They did everything in the dark. | ||
| Everything was like real sneaky. | ||
| You only saw the alien for like quick bursts of stuff. | ||
| It's just like American Werewolf in London with John Landis. | ||
| You see it in like... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ooh! | |
| She got her down. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She's in trouble now. | |
| Side control! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Did you see the new alien? | |
| I did not see it yet. | ||
| Bro, you gotta see it. | ||
| I know I do. | ||
| That alien is so gangster in it. | ||
| I'm having a hard time getting people to go. | ||
| No one in my household is capable. | ||
| My wife said I could let her watch the original alien on TV, but I can't take her to the movies. | ||
| To see the new alien. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So you gotta wait till it comes out and demand. | |
| The wife makes the rules, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
She makes the rules! | |
| That's what I was trying to keep for my son. | ||
| We were trying to keep... | ||
| He farts all the time, but we were trying to keep it toot. | ||
| We didn't want him, you know... | ||
|
unidentified
|
He keeps farting? | |
| My wife thought fart was a bad... | ||
| So we were trying to keep it toot. | ||
| Don't toot. | ||
| Oh, we got roasted in school. | ||
| Oh, under the chin! | ||
| Out of the chin! | ||
| Oh no, not under the chin! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh no, she got her. | |
| It's a chin, but she got her. | ||
| Oh no, she's the best in the world. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| First round. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Woo! | |
| That was a big mistake. | ||
| That's a huge victory for her, man. | ||
| Huge victory for her. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Powerful New Mexico in the house. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Here's the question, Joe. | |
| Do you give her the three-peat against Ioana? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Rose is supposed to be next, though. | ||
| Bullshit! | ||
| Dude, that was a crazy... | ||
| I go MMA math on that one. | ||
| Rose lost to Carolina. | ||
| Carolina just got murked. | ||
| Super murked. | ||
| She was too relaxed. | ||
| It doesn't matter if you're relaxed or if you look nervous. | ||
| All that matters is how your ground game matches in. | ||
| So you're just pretending that everything's cool, leaning against the fence. | ||
| That's not going to do anything. | ||
| She's super dangerous on the ground, man. | ||
| What was the mistake she made there? | ||
| Well, Claudia, first of all, is physically a beast. | ||
| You're in the first round. | ||
| No one's tired yet. | ||
| She turns away. | ||
| She turns away. | ||
| Instead of turning towards her, she gave her back up. | ||
| That's second grade bully grass yard shit. | ||
| Well, you know what it is, man? | ||
| It's panic shit. | ||
| You're just like, I don't want to muscle my way back up to my feet. | ||
| But now she's got control. | ||
| She's controlling. | ||
| That's what it all did right there. | ||
| But she's controlling here, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She's got her. | ||
| And she's also, if you see her, she's only got one hook in here. | ||
| She's got two on one. | ||
| She's got one hook. | ||
| She's trying to push. | ||
| And then look at that second hook. | ||
| Oh, that's a disaster. | ||
| Once it was under the chin, then she goes second hook. | ||
| That's a disaster. | ||
| That's deep. | ||
| That's a huge win. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That's an undeniable choke right there. | ||
| That's like, you're going to sleep. | ||
| Once it's that deep. | ||
| I feel like she deserves the title shot a little bit. | ||
| We think she does! | ||
| I really want to see Rose because we've seen it. | ||
| I'm sorry Rose! | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's so devastating. | |
| We gotta go with the bodied up Brazilian! | ||
| That's devastating to my girlfriend. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You need some shit for this. | |
| I don't care. | ||
| I would like to see her versus Rose. | ||
| Let's get this started. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Let you want to chill. | ||
| I would say, ah, my foot hurt. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Me too. | |
| I pulled a drain to me. | ||
| Ah, my hand. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You guys go. | |
| I need to take therapy. | ||
| How about Jorane Durandamy? | ||
| Can everyone say her name now? | ||
| Durandamy went, I'm good, I'll just fuck your belt. | ||
| And Jorandamy's like, yeah, I never really wanted to fight 145 in the first place, going down to 35, and that girl, I'm just like... | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know what? | |
| See ya. | ||
| Is her name Janjajek? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Janjajek. | |
| Oh, I got close. | ||
| Little by little. | ||
| Month to month. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I finally got it after two years. | |
| I would say 80% of MMA fans know how to say her name now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's how she's getting famous. | |
| You know what I mean? | ||
| He still calls her champion. | ||
| Bryan Stan, he calls her Joanna Champion. | ||
| What is it again? | ||
| One more time. | ||
| Like Young Jamie? | ||
| No, no, no, like Y-U-N. They spell it out for me phonetically when I have to read it for the... | ||
| When I have to read it, I might be doing it wrong, but when I have to read it for the weigh-ins, it's like Y-U-N-J-A-Y and then check. | ||
| What does her last name start with? | ||
| What's the first letter? | ||
| J. It's a J. Okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
J-D-E-Z. Is she just J-J? JJ's good. | |
| Right, GSP? Come on. | ||
| Is that what they call her? | ||
| Not a bad idea, though. | ||
| She's the only JJ other than Jon Jones. | ||
| There's one JJ. It's too much confusion. | ||
| But the problem is, Yon Jacek sounds like JY. That's like once the Thai guys start flooding into MMA. Oh, you thought you had it hard with the Polish people. | ||
| When the Thai guys come in, they got like 35 letters in some of their names. | ||
| Wait, while we're waiting for the next fight, did you guys see what the fuck Lion Fight did? | ||
| There's a revolution going on right now. | ||
| Eddie, did you see what Lion Fight did? | ||
| They put this dude, Lerdzilla. | ||
| Do you know who Lerdzilla is? | ||
| No, I love his name already. | ||
| He is a multiple world champion. | ||
| He has 180 Muay Thai fights. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How many worlds? | |
| They put him in there with a guy who had... | ||
| Zero Muay Thai fights. | ||
| Listen to me. | ||
| Muay Thai debut fights Lerdzilla and gets head kicked into another fucking dimension. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Why would they do that? | |
| Watch this. | ||
| Look up there. | ||
| Why would they do that? | ||
| No! | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| But watch the combination, though. | ||
| Watch the combination. | ||
| Hit it again, Jamie. | ||
| Oh, is it Instagram? | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Why would they do that? | ||
| Front kick to the body. | ||
| Bang! | ||
| Front leg ground kick. | ||
| Insane. | ||
| The other guy's an MMA fighter with a decent record. | ||
| He's got like a six and four or something comparable. | ||
| There's, uh, multi-champions training MMA at Evolve right now. | ||
| Lerdzilla. | ||
| Do you know how crazy that is? | ||
| Yeah, he's got the best name on Earth. | ||
| Lerdzilla? | ||
| That's his real name, too. | ||
| Look at how relaxing he is. | ||
| L-E-R-G-S-I-L-L-A. Look at this. | ||
| Front kick to the body, and then front round kick out of nowhere. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How the fuck did that guy fight him? | |
| It was like a fake leg kick to the head, right? | ||
| Yeah, fake front kick roundhouse kick, or they call it a question mark kick. | ||
| But what happened was, a bunch of people to lion fights, uh... | ||
| This is to their credit or in the interest of full disclosure. | ||
| They had two people pull out that didn't want to fight this guy. | ||
| They're like, fuck that. | ||
| And this guy was making his debut and said, I'll fucking fight him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
God, what a terrible idea. | |
| If I was his manager, I'd say, listen to me, son. | ||
| That wasn't an MMA fight though, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| But it was a guy who had a record in MMA that was like, Wasn't good. | ||
| I mean it was a decent record. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He had a salty record. | |
| Yeah, he had some losses and he had some wins. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Like a six and seven or something? | |
| But he wasn't, you know, he wasn't Habib Nurmagomedov. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| And we're not talking about a guy who's like an elite world-class striker and he's fighting this guy, Lerdzilla, who's just a fucking assassin. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He probably got a thousand bucks for that and a headache. | |
| Headache for a year. | ||
| A thousand dollars and a concussion. | ||
| A year-long headache. | ||
| Nunez versus Shevchenko is a real fight. | ||
| That card is filthy. | ||
| Oh yeah, dude. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Top to bottom. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I like Robert Whitaker in that fight, and he's like, you never know. | |
| No, I'm surreal. | ||
| So that's the main fight now that TJ and Cody are out, right? | ||
| Yoel wins, and then he beats Bisbee. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| I've been saying it from day one. | ||
| I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | ||
| Robert Whitaker could beat anybody in the world on 105 hours. | ||
| He might win, but he might get put to sleep. | ||
| He's beat everybody. | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| Excuse me, gentlemen. | ||
| He's beat everybody. | ||
| Who's he lost to? | ||
| He lost to Jacare. | ||
| Jacare got fucked in that fight. | ||
| But he's undefeated in MMA other than that, right? | ||
| Thank you, gentlemen. | ||
| I've been saying it from day one. | ||
| Two-time world champion, B.K.L. Sanderson. | ||
| Wow, you really picked an underdog, Brad. | ||
| Well, he is a gorilla when it comes to wrestling. | ||
| He looks like a ninja turtle. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's shredding. | |
| He doesn't even look real. | ||
| He's going to win the world title at 40 years old. | ||
| He might. | ||
| He might. | ||
| Or Robert Whitaker might put those fucking kangaroo paws on him. | ||
| Robert Whitaker's going to take that fucking right hand from Australia and knock his ass out. | ||
| Sir, sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down. | ||
| I'm on the Whitaker train. | ||
| You got this 80's NSYNC jacket on which I appreciate. | ||
|
unidentified
|
NSYNC's from early 2000's. | |
| This would be New Kids on the Block. | ||
| This would be New Kids on the Block first of all. | ||
| And I appreciate it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thank you. | |
| I admire your courage, your fashion courage. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Thank you. | |
| I'm also outraged at the same time. | ||
| You shouldn't have bought that. | ||
| Did you get it for free? | ||
| Of course he bought it. | ||
| New Kids on the Block, man. | ||
| He got it at the New Kids on the Block store. | ||
| They're back, by the way. | ||
| Okay, so this is the main event. | ||
| We're at the main event already. | ||
| Already? | ||
| Yeah, it's 9 o'clock. | ||
| Dude. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, you know what fight we... | |
| Well, we didn't miss it because it was on the prelims, but Asensou versus that Morales kid from World Series of Fighting. | ||
| Oh, what happened? | ||
| Asensou beat him. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Split decision. | |
| Some people think Morales... | ||
| Yeah, a lot of people think Morales won, but Asensou beat him. | ||
| Wow, interesting. | ||
| Marlon Marais, in my opinion, was the best 135-pounder in the world outside of the UFC. It's a World Series of fighting, though. | ||
| Well, no, but he's really elite. | ||
| If you look at his skill set and the way he moves and who he's training with... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Mark Henry trained. | |
| Mark Henry, Frankie Edgar, Edson Barboza. | ||
| I mean, that's his camp. | ||
| Everyone's so high on him, man. | ||
| I'm high on him, too. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't buy the hype machine until you get to the UFC, man, until you beat people. | |
| You're right, but, I mean, it's his first fight in the UFC. Sunset's a motherfucker. | ||
| That's a fuck of a first fight, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
But it should be, though. | |
| You haven't lost since 2004 or some shit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| True, but if you are the UFC, if the UFC, someone says, look, Brandon Shaw, we're tired of running this. | ||
| Take care of this. | ||
| Wouldn't you want to build him up? | ||
| I would want to build up Marlon. | ||
| I wouldn't want to let everybody know how good he is. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I agree. | |
| I just want to give him a highlight reel win in Rio. | ||
| Yeah, me too, because he's striking so elite. | ||
| He's nasty. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's knocked bitches out. | |
| He's nasty. | ||
| And they need a new contender. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You put him in there with a guy who's a good- A Sun Tzu? | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| A monster. | ||
| And he's not that exciting. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, you put him in there with a good 135-pounder who tests him. | ||
| But you know what, man? | ||
| That's how guys lose. | ||
| And that's how you find out who they are. | ||
| I mean, that's what happened with Sergio Pettis, right? | ||
| Fought Alex Caceres. | ||
| They threw him right to the Wolves. | ||
| And Caceres chokes him out. | ||
| And you realize, like, okay. | ||
| Like, you got some shit to learn, kid. | ||
| You're fucking talented. | ||
| But, hey, trial by fire. | ||
| It was the Frank Yeager, Yair Rodriguez thing. | ||
| Mr. Schaub, who do you have in this fight? | ||
| Because you tend to be pretty scientific about your picks. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Man, this one's so tough to pick because of Jose. | |
| It's so tough to pick against fucking Jose Aldo. | ||
| But I just feel like it's Max Holloway's time. | ||
| I feel like his boxing, he's bigger. | ||
| Max Holloway's very smart. | ||
| And he's very fluid with his movements. | ||
| He moves in and out really good. | ||
| He stays on the outside. | ||
| He can do anything. | ||
| Here's the big question. | ||
| What? | ||
| Well, how's he gonna deal with Aldo's leg kicks? | ||
| Big question. | ||
|
unidentified
|
And if it goes to the ground, people forget Aldo's a fucking world champion on the ground. | |
| Ooh! | ||
| Aldo, he beat Cabrinha in a regular jiu-jitsu match. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, everyone forgets about his grappling because he's such a beast of a striker. | |
| That could be trouble for Holloway because Holloway just wants to fucking strike. | ||
| And I think a lot of it depends on, like, where's Aldo at mentally? | ||
| Well, he just came off the Frankie Edgar fight and he looked fantastic. | ||
|
unidentified
|
But before that, I was talking about retirement. | |
| Remember, you're retired. | ||
| You want to play soccer. | ||
| That might have been out of anger. | ||
| Max Holloway's all in, though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Max Holloway's all in. | |
| What else is interesting about Max Holloway and Stipe is these guys, they just run their camps. | ||
| Like, he's not at some super camp. | ||
| Why is he holding a British flag up when he's from Hawaii? | ||
| You son of a bitch. | ||
| That's a Hawaiian flag. | ||
| It's part British flag. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You don't even know. | ||
| Have you been to Hawaii? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No. | |
| Can we mute Mike for that? | ||
| You've never been to Hawaii. | ||
| I thought America was part of the United States. | ||
| You've been to Saudi Arabia and shit. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Never Australia and never Hawaii and never South America. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Damn, I've been to all those. | ||
|
unidentified
|
When you talk all this shit about traveling, come to my world. | |
| I will, brother. | ||
| I know you don't want to talk traveling, too. | ||
| I'm going tomorrow night. | ||
| Don't talk traveling with Henry Rollins. | ||
| You'll feel like a townie. | ||
| God, that guy's been around, hasn't he? | ||
| Do you know what he does every year? | ||
| Picks a spot on the map. | ||
| Let's go like that. | ||
| Bali. | ||
| Calls his travel agent. | ||
| Where can we go in Bali? | ||
| He just flies out to Bali by himself with a laptop and a camera, pair of underwear, toothbrush, just lives there. | ||
| Didn't your boy Ari do the same thing because of Henry Rollins? | ||
| Yeah, Ari went super deep. | ||
| He went even deeper. | ||
| He went for four months. | ||
| Ari's like, I'll show you Henry Rollins. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I feel like that's too much. | |
| I'll show you Henry Rollins. | ||
| Did he come back weird or did he come back awesome? | ||
| If you're looking for Wi-Fi in your destination, you're not traveling. | ||
| Ari Shafir is such a good guy. | ||
| Fuck your Wi-Fi. | ||
| Fuck your phone if you really want to travel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Can't you travel with a phone? | ||
| I travel all the time, and I'd rather stay home. | ||
| Once you travel to a thousand cities, you realize that it's an illusion. | ||
| Everyone's trying to travel to where I live! | ||
| People are coming from Australia, and I'm going to fucking Tahiti? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Preach, brother. | |
| And you know what? | ||
| Because you're walking through the airport, and you see the destination, the be-all, end-all. | ||
| Some dude's feet on a fucking badass beach. | ||
| That's... | ||
| That's the goal. | ||
| And then when you get there, you realize, wait a minute, they're cutting off, they framed off like the people trying to sell you a fucking crocodile floating. | ||
| I thought I was going to be alone on this island. | ||
| I didn't know there was going to be like fucking... | ||
|
unidentified
|
I thought there was going to be a fresh coronavirus. | |
| I thought, I thought, I went to Thailand. | ||
| I go, I'm going to go to deserted fucking island on Thailand. | ||
| And everyone said, yeah, you can. | ||
| I go, where? | ||
| They go, you need to fucking take a cab for three hours. | ||
| Jumped in a cab three hours. | ||
| I'm going to... | ||
| And then we finally get there. | ||
| They go, where are the islands? | ||
| Oh, you want to go to the island? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm thinking... | ||
| I don't give a fuck how much it costs. | ||
| Let's just go. | ||
| It's cheaper if you go on a big ferry to this island, or you could take a speedboat and go, fucking speedboat! | ||
| Let's go! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Boom! | |
| I'm videotaping everything on the speedboat! | ||
| I want to go on this fucking island that I see! | ||
| At the airport. | ||
| I see them all the time. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| I'm getting book money and shit. | ||
| I don't give a fuck. | ||
| I flew to Thailand nonstop. | ||
| I go, I'm going to go on a fucking island. | ||
| You get there. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| And there's 200 other people there. | ||
| And there's like snack bars and shit. | ||
| The secret is not yours. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You got to get richer, son. | |
| What's the matter about that joint? | ||
| Where'd that joint go? | ||
| I go, this is the island? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| It was a trick. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| It was a trick. | ||
| I spent fucking all day finding this fucking island. | ||
| Dude, I was on a speedboat thinking they were gonna take me to this island. | ||
| And I was gonna be alone. | ||
| Remember your boy Jason from England? | ||
| The Maldives. | ||
| Got to go to the Maldives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Probability. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hey, did you see Jose Aldo in Brazil? | |
| He has a restaurant. | ||
| It's just American burgers in Brazil. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's just cheeseburgers. | |
| Probably smart. | ||
| It's called Famous Burgers. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Well, he is famous, and he sells cheeseburgers. | ||
| Hey man, is that cultural appropriation? | ||
| Because a bunch of chicks got ran out of Portland, these girls got ran out of Portland because they were white and they were making burritos? | ||
| Yeah, because the United States is cultural appropriation. | ||
| That's how you get better as a person. | ||
| No, I don't want a white girl making my burrito. | ||
| Brian's about to go Fox News on us here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's true! | |
| I was in Korea. | ||
| It's fucking ridiculous. | ||
| They got a Mexican joint in Korea. | ||
| They play fucking Mexican music. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They had Koreans making the burritos? | |
| Rice came from China. | ||
| Koreans making Mexican food. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They made me chorizo. | |
| Boys, if we ever do a fight companion that's like in Europe or something like that, it's on the weekend, I gotta take you guys to a real legit Mexican joint down the street. | ||
| Do you guys realize there's a Mexican in the room? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| There's a super legit, you order for us. | ||
| There's a super legit Mexican joint down the street where like all the TV, It's all I eat, son. | ||
| My girl's Mexican. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Woo! | |
| A real legit menudo? | ||
| Hey, why do these guys all have berets on? | ||
| What's going on over here? | ||
| Super skeptical eyes. | ||
| Guys, what's going on with the berets? | ||
| They're in the guardian angels. | ||
| Some authentic shit. | ||
| I was raised with the Mexican. | ||
| We went to McDonald's when my mom got paid. | ||
| We're like, we're going to... | ||
| Aldo's ripped. | ||
| We're going to Mexican restaurants. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| Dude, he looks tremendous. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Like, physically? | ||
| Dude, he looks as good as he's ever loved. | ||
| That looks like Aldo when he fought Chad Mendes for the first fight. | ||
| What are you saying? | ||
| He looks fantastic. | ||
| Looks like he's motivated. | ||
| I'm not saying shit about steroids, bro. | ||
| Eddie Bravo! | ||
| I didn't say shit! | ||
| I didn't say shit! | ||
| But just by asking what he meant... | ||
| He looks tremendous. | ||
| He still is very strict. | ||
| I think for a guy like Aldo, who's been the champion, besides Conor McGregor, there's only been one ever 145-pound champion in the UFC. That's that guy you're looking at right now. | ||
| So with a guy like that... | ||
| I think many times it's a battle of motivation. | ||
| I mean, he's so dominant, he's been in the game for so long, and here's the crazy shit, he's only 30! | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| All the years that Jose Aldo has been dominating, and you think about it, I mean, there's a guy who beat Frankie Edgar, right? | ||
| First time, beats him, and then beats him again the second time, maybe even cleaner, maybe even better, right? | ||
|
unidentified
|
For sure. | |
| Think about all the people that he fought. | ||
| The Chad Mendes fight, the second fight's a war. | ||
| First fight he KO's him. | ||
| Remember the Mark Harmonick fight in Toronto? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Jesus. | |
| Mark had a huge fucking hematoma. | ||
| But that was also when he was having a hard time making that weight. | ||
| That was when we did that press conference the day before the fight, and it was the day of the weigh-ins, and he could barely be on the DS because he was so weakened by the weight cut because he hadn't weighed in yet. | ||
| I think although, I mean, the crazy thing is, he's always gonna be judged by that Conor McGregor fight. | ||
| Which is fucked up. | ||
| Which, it's kinda crazy. | ||
| I don't judge him for that, fuck that. | ||
| But it is what it is. | ||
| But you kinda have to. | ||
| Well that's his biggest high profile fight. | ||
| Conor showed that a guy can come in, well a guy as talented as Conor, can come in and first of all fuck with his head. | ||
| Which with Conor absolutely did. | ||
| Get inside of his head, create a lot of stress. | ||
| Create a lot of pressure. | ||
| Force him to rush. | ||
| And then Conor just relax as fuck, slides out of the way, and drops that left-hand bomb on him. | ||
| Here's a question for you guys. | ||
| He solved the puzzle. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What happens if Holloway comes in and mercs him in the first round with his striking? | |
| Then it's going to really taint his legacy. | ||
| Here's the real question. | ||
| Because he's never fought any really, really good striker except for Conor and Holloway, if you think about it. | ||
| Or what happens if... | ||
| Aldo kicks the shit out of his legs and has him hobbling and wobbling really early and winds up stopping him. | ||
| Do you have another Connor fight? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, Connor's never been fighting at 45. Does he go up to 55? | |
| He should. | ||
| He says he wants to. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Do you see Dana goes, just to get him to commit this, I have to have a serious talk. | |
| I'm like, Connor's never gonna fight you. | ||
| Gotta move on. | ||
| Like, that's never happening. | ||
| It's so crazy for a guy. | ||
| Why would Conor make a fucking hundred-gillion dollars fighting Floyd and then come back and take on a fight against Jose Aldo? | ||
| You're right, but he's a guy that just fought Eddie Alvarez a year ago. | ||
| And you've got to remember, the result of what happens with Mayweather is huge. | ||
| Let's just say that on the off chance that Mayweather just murks him and just doesn't get hit not even once. | ||
| Is Aldo nervous? | ||
| Conor's gonna come back with the fury. | ||
| He's gonna come back with the fury to the UFC and say, fuck boxing, I'm gonna come back, and this is my sport, and I'm gonna dominate. | ||
| Will he be tainted? | ||
| See, if he makes it to a decision, he looks tough. | ||
| He won't be tainted. | ||
| It all depends on what happens. | ||
| If he loses and he gets super played with, He's going to come back to the UFC with a fury. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But I think he's going to come back no matter what. | ||
| If he goes a decision like you were saying, it's a win for MMA. Yeah, but it's close. | ||
| It's a big time win for us. | ||
| Not even if it's close. | ||
| No, I think even if you get that class for 12 rounds. | ||
| Because there's no way Conor would ever let Floyd survive. | ||
| There's not a chance. | ||
| If they had a five round... | ||
| But hold on. | ||
| If they had a five-round MMA fight, let's all agree. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather would never fucking survive. | ||
| I'm nervous for this fight, guys. | ||
| There's not a chance in hell. | ||
| There's a chance. | ||
| There's a very, very, very, very slight chance that he remersers him. | ||
| I have to bring you guys to the attention of the great Jose Aldo. | ||
| We have to watch this fight and give it the respect it deserves and... | ||
| Listen, settle down. | ||
| No, I won't settle down because this is a very serious fight. | ||
| It all depends on what kind of takedown training or takedown defense training Floyd Mayweather puts himself through. | ||
| Does he put himself through the delusional kind of training or the real legit takedown defense? | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Here they go. | ||
| Here they go. | ||
| 457, 456, 455, 454 if you're sinking. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's one of the best matches of the year. | |
| If not the best. | ||
| Feeling each other out here. | ||
| How nervous are they both? | ||
| Max Holloway looks very smooth and relaxed. | ||
| So does Aldo. | ||
| Everybody looks good. | ||
| No one's doing nothing. | ||
| Let's see what's up with that. | ||
| I just want to see Holloway's answer for those leg kicks. | ||
| Well, the thing is, Holloway's very clever. | ||
| He's not going to rush in, man. | ||
| No way. | ||
| He fought Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| I mean, he adapts the way he fought Cub Swanson. | ||
| One of the more interesting things about Holloway is because he talks, you know, he's like a cool Hawaiian kid. | ||
| Like, people kind of sleep on that. | ||
| Like, they think of Hawaiians as being, like, fun-loving, like, surfing, partying people. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know what I mean? | |
| It's BJ Penn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I know, but there's something about, like, the way he talks. | ||
| You don't take him serious almost? | ||
| There's something about it. | ||
| It's almost like you think he's just so nervous right now. | ||
| Is BJ talking about coming back? | ||
| Yes, he's still fighting. | ||
| He's fighting fucking homeboy. | ||
| I feel like Aldo- Dennis Seaver. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dennis Seaver. | |
| And Dennis still doing the damn thing. | ||
| Yair was too much. | ||
| You know, PJ can still have some awesome fights, but Yair was just not the right matchup. | ||
| Hey, does Aldo look like himself right now, or does he look nervous? | ||
| Oh, he looks perfect. | ||
| Nothing's happened. | ||
| Right now he's just moving. | ||
| See, he is probably aware that Max Holloway wants him to commit and Max wants to counter. | ||
| Max is a taller, longer fighter, and he's also... | ||
| Max is very good at not loading up. | ||
| If you ever watch Max Holloway's fights, he throws things very precise for the most part. | ||
| I mean, he'll load up if he can, if he can get away with it, but he's like... | ||
| Wins by attrition. | ||
| He's just very technical with his striking. | ||
| He doesn't have a lot of fat. | ||
| Super straight punches. | ||
| Yes, very straight punches. | ||
| He doesn't have a lot of fat in his movements. | ||
| And because he's a long, tall guy, that means so much. | ||
| He's got long, tall, which is great, and then he also has super efficient movement. | ||
| He's hard to hit, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's hard to hit. | |
| Yeah, he's really hard to get a clean punch. | ||
| Super hard to hit, and again, he's fucking smart. | ||
| Max Holloway's fight IQ is very high. | ||
| Super high. | ||
| Crazy doesn't come from the super camp either. | ||
| But he just clipped Aldo right there with that left hook. | ||
| And he also knows how dangerous all those leg kicks are. | ||
| So right now, Max Holloway's aware. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| He dung him! | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
| Jose Aldo! | ||
| Aldo's on fire! | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| On fire! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh my God! | |
| Oh my God! | ||
| He woke up a lion! | ||
| Oh my God! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Jesus! | |
| You forget... | ||
| When he gets in that kind of rhythm, forget about it. | ||
| Lest you forget how good Aldo is. | ||
| You let him get that kind of confidence. | ||
| I remember when he hit Chad Mendez with the duchy. | ||
| He hit him with that left hook to the body and that right leg kick, and you watch him do it, and you go, oh, Jesus. | ||
| Max Holloway weathered that storm. | ||
| He weathered that fucking storm. | ||
| Fuck yeah, he did. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| His eyes are wide open. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Chad should be coming back any day now, right? | |
| Off the suspension. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you know what his suspension was for? | ||
| No. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I mean, straight up, PD. Oh! | |
| Well, no, it was for something that he used for psoriasis. | ||
| There's some shit they tested. | ||
| Chimera? | ||
| There's something in some psoriasis medication that makes you piss hot. | ||
| Meanwhile, I sound like a fucking alpha male apologist right there, don't I? Yeah, legit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
PDs? | |
| No, Brendan. | ||
| Arthritis. | ||
| Even though Chad Mendes could jump out of a fucking five foot pool and he's only five foot seven. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, he's a freak. | |
| He is a freak. | ||
| Super freak athlete. | ||
| But for real, that is what he said. | ||
| I believe him. | ||
| I cured my psoriasis. | ||
| He does have it. | ||
| I know he doesn't have it. | ||
| There's a lot of photos with it where you can see it on his skin. | ||
| And I know that steroids are a way that they handle that shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
But if you just put that on the thing, you might be alright. | |
| GHRP is what it was. | ||
| Before it came out, he had no idea what it was. | ||
| Mendes explained. | ||
| When the test results came back, they told me I tested positive. | ||
| I was like, I don't even know what that is. | ||
| Bunch of research. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, man, that sucks. | |
| I love Chad. | ||
| It says it's used to treat plaque psoriasis, a skin condition he's been dealing with for years. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck, bro. | |
| So it seems legit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Poor Chad. | |
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's fucking Isada. | |
| Relax. | ||
| Yeah, but here's- Oh! | ||
| Uppercuts! | ||
| Dude, Max Holloway can take it. | ||
| Max Holloway dung him back. | ||
|
unidentified
|
This is a fucking- I'll tell you what, there's a huge speed advantage on Aldo's side. | |
| Aldo's so goddamn explosive. | ||
| He's so good at closing the gap, man. | ||
| Like, you remember that Mendez knee he landed in their first fight? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And I'll never forget calling the Uriah Faber fight. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at that! | |
| Uriah Faber fight was one of the most horrific displays of leg kicks I've ever seen. | ||
| Oh, it was the worst thing in the world. | ||
| Uriah said he wanted to faint. | ||
| He was trying not to faint from the pain. | ||
| That's what he said. | ||
| How tough is Uriah Faber? | ||
| Toughest of toughest. | ||
| I think the toughest guy ever said. | ||
| Never quit in that fight. | ||
| He broke both his hands against fucking Mike Brown and kept fighting. | ||
| Nobody tougher than that guy. | ||
| You don't get tougher. | ||
| Dude, first round. | ||
| First fucking round. | ||
| And then he documented the damage to his leg. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Oh, Maxwell with a... | ||
| Nah, that doesn't work on Jose Aldo. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So there's something in psoriasis that shows up in the steroid test? | |
| The treatment for psoriasis. | ||
| There's something in the treatment that shows up. | ||
| Man, that'd be a good idea. | ||
| If you get on some juicer, hey, listen, go get a prescription for this stuff. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right away you do it. | |
| Look at that uppercut left hook. | ||
| That was brilliant. | ||
| But I cured my psoriasis. | ||
| I have plaque psoriasis. | ||
| I don't know what happened, but I just stopped. | ||
| I heard you were sucking a lot of dicks. | ||
| Sucking dicks? | ||
| Now you can do steroids. | ||
| I was sucking strange dicks in Bustroom Johns. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm 12. Sucking dick. | |
| No, and then I... Oh, yeah, bro. | ||
| Heard you were sucking dick. | ||
| I stopped eating, touching cow dairy. | ||
| And there's this book. | ||
| You ever read that book called The Plant Paradox about lectins? | ||
| Really good book about psoriasis. | ||
| Put your right to sleep. | ||
| Well, there's certain... | ||
| Can you imagine a book about psoriasis? | ||
| What kind of books are you reading? | ||
| But if you had psoriasis like he did, that's a reason to read it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You've seen that documentary on psoriasis? | |
| Do you have psoriasis? | ||
| But he's recommending it. | ||
| No, no, it literally makes sense. | ||
| I get it on my face, I get it on my legs really bad. | ||
| Round two, round two, here we go. | ||
| I couldn't wear shorts. | ||
| We all agree Aldo won that first round. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck yeah. | |
| Fuck yeah, right? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That book, not a 10-8. | ||
| Dude, he looks good. | ||
| It looks good. | ||
| Oh, that fucking sneaky left hook to the body, man. | ||
| Dude, Aldo, one of the best ever, ever, ever, still. | ||
| Dude, that sneaky left hook to the body is no joke, and he follows it up with that right leg kick a lot, and by the way, he hasn't thrown any of them yet. | ||
| Not one. | ||
| He doesn't need to. | ||
| That's the same thing he did through one, maybe. | ||
| But that's the same thing that happened with Frankie Edgar. | ||
| See, a lot of people anticipate the idea that Aldo's gonna try to take him down. | ||
| Oh, but Aldo's got some serious fucking hands. | ||
| And when he knows he's not gonna kick you, but you think he might kick you, then it opens up his hands. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Makes you hesitate. | |
| Dude, and his hands are no fucking joke. | ||
| Dude, he's so much faster than Holloway. | ||
| Dude, all those hands are like lightning. | ||
| He's been talking lately. | ||
| I mean, I would like to find out how serious he is, but he's been talking lately about possibly one day fighting in pro boxing. | ||
| That's not out of the question. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| He needs coming at 55. He needs coming at 55. I think you're probably right. | ||
| What's left for him at 45? | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
| Well, I mean, who knows, man? | ||
| I mean, he seems to be... | ||
| This... | ||
| If he makes it through five rounds looking like this, we gotta shut the fuck up. | ||
| Because he made 45. 100%. | ||
| I know, but who's he gonna find? | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| But it doesn't matter. | ||
| He's looking fantastic. | ||
| Unless... | ||
| They can make a case for him to fight McGregor. | ||
| At 55. They should. | ||
| Yes, at 55. Conor's never coming down to 45 for him. | ||
| But I would feel like if I was Aldo, you have to become undeniable. | ||
| And at 30 years old, he can become undeniable still. | ||
| To us, to the hardcore fans, he's undeniable. | ||
| Undeniable. | ||
| But in order to sell that big pay-per-view that would make Conor want to come down to fight him. | ||
| Get your revenge. | ||
| He's got to merc everybody. | ||
| He's got to become this guy, like Gennady Golovkin. | ||
| Like, we're to the point where, like, Canelo had to fight him. | ||
| Everybody keeps talking about Golovkin. | ||
| Golovkin, Golovkin. | ||
| Oh, that was good. | ||
| Like, what happens if Jose Aldo came up and fought fucking Khabib or Tony Ferguson, merc'd them? | ||
| Then Conor almost forced to fight him. | ||
| Crazy, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he starts talking shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He ain't Merck and Tony, I'll tell you that much. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, I knew you were going to say that. | |
| I'm just saying that you'd have to do that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Come on. | |
| Let's be real. | ||
| Let's be real. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, no. | |
| He's too much. | ||
| Tony's a nut. | ||
| Listen, I feel like Tony is so fucking durable and so nasty. | ||
| Just like such a natural fighter. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's so game. | |
| He's so game for a 45. But also super smart, super skillful, and disciplined as fuck. | ||
| Tony's a handful for anybody. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Anybody. | |
| Anybody. | ||
| I need to see him and fucking Khabib fight. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I'm gonna freak the fuck out. | |
| You know what? | ||
| Tony should just ask him, like, hey, man, what do you weigh? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Like, let's fight at 65. Let's just fight. | |
| So you don't die. | ||
| Yeah, don't die. | ||
| Let's fight. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Max Holloway tagged him! | ||
| Max Holloway long with those punches. | ||
| I don't think he tagged him, actually. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude, he definitely did. | |
| He got pretty good there. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Man, this is beautiful. | ||
| Two of the very best. | ||
| Not a whole lot of kicking, folks. | ||
| Because I think Jose is afraid he's going to catch a right hand if he kicks. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Aldo. | |
| I mean... | ||
| I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| Max is showing his fight IQ, man. | ||
| He's showing his fight IQ. Look how he's stretching those arms out in front of him. | ||
| Give me an idea how good Conor is. | ||
| He beat both these dudes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But also, like, you see how he's doing that? | ||
| First of all, he's doing it totally legal, right? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Good head movement! | ||
| Oh, my God! | ||
| Oh, he tagged him with the right again! | ||
| This is crazy! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Hey, Conor beat him, too, with a torn knee, by the way. | |
| I don't want to hear about that. | ||
| Oh, body kick! | ||
| Damn, they're going off now. | ||
| It was a strong kick to the body by Max. | ||
| Holy shit, what a fight. | ||
| What a fight. | ||
| Max has a chin like a motherfucker. | ||
| He's a savage. | ||
| So is Aldo, man. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| If you take away that one punch by Conor, he ran into it. | ||
| I know, he's the best ever. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's pound for pound number one. | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| I would say. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's crazy. | |
| But he did take that hit. | ||
| But he did take that hit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ain't that a bitch? | |
| So, you know what it is, man? | ||
| It's like, there's a puzzle to every fighter. | ||
| The question is, did he seal that puzzle problem up? | ||
| That little hole that Conor found? | ||
| Did he seal that up? | ||
| We won't know until he fights Conor. | ||
| We won't know. | ||
| Damn it, they have to fight. | ||
| If you were the head of the UFC, would you be like, listen, we've got to make this happen, boys? | ||
| No. | ||
| What would you do? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I would have Conor probably fight GSP. Fight Floyd first. | |
| I'd have him fight Floyd then, GSP. Oh, man. | ||
| I want people to be educated. | ||
| Oh, nice gem. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I want people to feel about fights the way we feel about fights. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I hear ya. | |
| I want people to be educated. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Damn! | ||
| And Max nodded at him! | ||
| He's like, come on! | ||
| Oh, hands up! | ||
| Hands up! | ||
| Hands down! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Max Holloway! | ||
| You're a Hawaiian DS, baby! | ||
| It's the body again! | ||
| It's a Hawaiian DS tactic! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Open hand slap. | ||
| He just bitch slapped him! | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Careful! | ||
|
unidentified
|
You know what happened there after the bell, though? | |
| Max was trying to give him the thumbs up, and Aldo turned his back. | ||
| So Max lost a psychological war there. | ||
| He gave a thumbs up to a dude who had his back to him. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| What a fight! | ||
| What a fight! | ||
| Max Holloway's a goddamn savage. | ||
| Max is down two, though, you think? | ||
| I mean, probably, right? | ||
| If you had a guess. | ||
| It's in Brazil, remember, John. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, he's down. | |
| He's down for sure. | ||
| Look at that right hand. | ||
| That is clean. | ||
| That's clean. | ||
| He's so much quicker. | ||
| He looks good. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at this Hawaiian Diaz move. | |
| I love it. | ||
| See that? | ||
| He gave the thumb to his back. | ||
| Too nice. | ||
| You gotta be quick pulling that thumb back. | ||
| And then you gotta take that hand, and you gotta double, and you might need to walk towards him after that. | ||
| You might need to walk towards him. | ||
| And no stool in between rounds now. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| As dangerous as Aldo is standing, he's got high-level chokes. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Almost a world-class jiu-jitsu guy, man. | |
| Look, he's jacked. | ||
| That's not even being thought about at this point. | ||
| There's no jiu-jitsu going on here at all. | ||
| He's got a salsa mustache. | ||
| Bodied up in this fight, too. | ||
| Mr. Steal your girl with that facial hair. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right? | |
| I wish I could pull that off. | ||
| Okay, so here's the question. | ||
| We're in round three now, right? | ||
| It's 444. Max is down two. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's be real. | |
| Yeah, I would say, right? | ||
| If you had to look at the scorecard. | ||
| But interesting rounds, right? | ||
| Max has got his. | ||
| Both guys have gotten things off, but Aldo looks fucking sensational. | ||
| Only the second round was a little interesting. | ||
| The first round, I was like, well, Max is about to get smart. | ||
| Brennan, please make a t-shirt. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, please. | |
| You're crazy. | ||
| I was interested in the first round heavily. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, I'm saying that first round, though, Max really got outclassed. | |
| I don't think there was a big long period in the beginning where everybody was waiting for somebody to move. | ||
|
unidentified
|
True. | |
| And then Aldo eventually got the best of the exchanges. | ||
| He's just showing some real next level speed. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at Max trying to get him back. | |
| Oh no, he's letting him out. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| This is some... | ||
| Here's the other thing. | ||
| You gotta realize how many wars Aldo's already been in. | ||
| I mean, think about this. | ||
| The only real fight that took a lot out of him was the Chad Mendes thing, though. | ||
| I mean, and also Conor. | ||
| Well, he's had two... | ||
| The Ricardo Lamas fight. | ||
| Lamas had him on his back, and he's punching him. | ||
| Oh, oh, oh, my God. | ||
| So did Homnic. | ||
| Shit's getting crazy now, guys. | ||
| But he was on antibiotics when he was... | ||
| Shit's getting nuts right now. | ||
| Oh, my God, yeah, it is. | ||
| Brandon, please- OH! Max Holloway tagged him! | ||
| They're going off. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| Knee in the body! | ||
| No janksters, Max Holloway! | ||
| Both of them! | ||
| Aldo with that sweet knee. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I don't know why I'm hating on Aldo. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't get it. | |
| I really want Max to win for some reason. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| One of the best things that's ever happened out of being a commentator is learning how to appreciate just a performance. | ||
| Oh yeah, not me. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I've got favorites. | |
| I always had favorites, man. | ||
| Always. | ||
| You're only human. | ||
| Oh, that right hand! | ||
| I try not to now, but if somebody that I'm friends with, like if cowboy fights... | ||
| Oh, it's the worst. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| It's hard for me. | ||
| Very, very hard for me to call. | ||
| Your fights were the hardest I've ever had to call. | ||
| Really? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| It's the hardest I've ever had to call. | ||
| So you have to sway and go... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| No! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Oh, he's hurting! | ||
| It's not over yet. | ||
| 246! | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's not over yet. | |
| 246! | ||
| It's not over yet. | ||
| And they're on the ground. | ||
| Max Holloway with the mount. | ||
| Full mount. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| It's a lot of crucial grappling going on right here. | ||
| Max Holloway. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He tagged him again! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Let him up, Max. | ||
| Let him up, Max. | ||
| Yeah, Aldo is on clear street. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Make him get up, Max. | ||
| Knock him out. | ||
| Oh, what heart. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What heart. | |
| What heart is right. | ||
| What heart by Aldo to survive this. | ||
| He's too good. | ||
| His jiu-jitsu is... | ||
| But time control. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Alive. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He's so battered, man. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Almost out. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Full mount. | |
| Full mount. | ||
| No more burger plate joints. | ||
| Oh, fuck, man. | ||
| Dude, he might still win this. | ||
| You never know what the fuck can happen. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, I know. | |
| No more burger joints. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Max is dropping bombs! | ||
| It's over! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, Jesus! | |
| It's over, son! | ||
| They're about to stop it. | ||
| Is he gonna choke them out? | ||
| He's gonna try to sneak out the back door. | ||
| What he's gonna try to do is use his... | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh! | |
| He's going under the chin! | ||
| He's going under the chin! | ||
| He's got it! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I don't like that move. | ||
| If he survives this, if he survives this, he's taking full back now. | ||
| Please survive the back now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know about all that, dude. | |
| This dude's hurting. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Which ref is that? | |
| Oh, that's Big John. | ||
| He knows what he's doing. | ||
| Oh, head on. | ||
| Head on, John. | ||
| No, he's got the wrong... | ||
| Arm's in the wrong spot. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| This is an ass. | ||
| This is an ass- Well, this is... | ||
| If he just pours it on right now, he's gonna stop. | ||
| Come on, keep going! | ||
| No! | ||
| No, no, no! | ||
| Oh my goodness! | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's defending? | |
| Oh my goodness! | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's defending! | |
| No, no! | ||
| Get the arm! | ||
| Get the arm, Jose! | ||
| Cover it up! | ||
| Cover it up! | ||
| Now what? | ||
| Now what? | ||
| That's it! | ||
| They're gonna stop it! | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, he's gonna say, defend yourself! | |
| Defend your- No, he's saying I'm good! | ||
|
unidentified
|
My ref didn't hear that last fight. | |
| It's fine. | ||
| You can't stop it yet. | ||
| You can't stop it. | ||
| That's it! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Max motherfucking Holloway! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| The stars born, gentlemen. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Hawaii finally gets the royal champ. | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| Fucking Hawaii. | ||
| Holy shit, Max Holloway. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| Aldo, he's shaking his head because he still wanted to be able to fight, and it's a referee's call to stop the fight, and he's very upset about that he was stuck. | ||
| But, man... | ||
| It seemed legit to me. | ||
| That was a legit stoppage. | ||
| It seemed legit to me. | ||
| It seemed like he wasn't intelligently affecting himself. | ||
| Oh, you know it's legit! | ||
| Eddie and Creed! | ||
| You don't think it was legit? | ||
| It was legit. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| You think it's legit, right? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| I would imagine... | ||
| They could have stopped it a long time ago. | ||
| You have to protect the fighter from himself. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| I like that Big John let it go that long. | ||
| John's the best in the business. | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| That was a fight that you rarely see. | ||
| He took a beating for like two minutes straight. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yup. | |
| Yup. | ||
| Came back, man. | ||
| You got tagged. | ||
| Is that how sad that white girl is? | ||
| Damn, it's so hard, man. | ||
| She sees what he goes through, man. | ||
| What an incredible fight for Max Holloway. | ||
| Look at Max, son. | ||
| Oh, let him jump in the fucking crowd. | ||
| He wants that flag. | ||
| He wants this Hawaiian flag, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| No, there's this family that flew all the way from Hawaii, for God's sakes. | ||
| Where's Jason Momoa? | ||
| Where's The Rock? | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Yeah, Brock Riette, man. | ||
| You got a world champion, Hawaii. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Wow. | |
| Cleveland! | ||
| Cleveland! | ||
| We got a world champ! | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Cleveland, we got a world champ! | ||
| Stipe! | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's one of my all-time favorite, a guy who just won the title things. | ||
| Stipe Miocic did. | ||
| What did he say about his kitchen? | ||
| He ran out onto the cage. | ||
| He couldn't believe it after he knocked out the building. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He goes, Cleveland, we got a world champ! | |
| This last fight, he said something about his kitchen. | ||
| You like him? | ||
| What? | ||
| You like Machine Gun Kelly? | ||
| Jamie likes to say something nice or say nothing at all. | ||
| Hey listen, there's a serious movement in Cleveland. | ||
| Yeah, well listen, Cleveland is a... | ||
| I had a great fucking time. | ||
| We did a UFC in Cleveland just a little while ago, and I did a show there in Cleveland. | ||
| I had a fucking great time, man. | ||
| They're fun. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude. | |
| That city's coming back to life. | ||
| Hawaii is fucking coming back to life. | ||
| What's this? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Bang! | ||
| Boom! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Bam! | |
| Oh, come on, son. | ||
| Drops him with that right hand. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nothing fancy, is it? | |
| The one-two, the one-two. | ||
| Beautiful timing, though, man. | ||
| Beautiful timing. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at that. | |
| Oh, my timing with that right hand. | ||
| It's perfection. | ||
| He's on top of him, dropping bombs on him. | ||
| There was a couple of times in the fight where it looked like Aldo went out, but his will, his will and his need to fucking get through this. | ||
| Like right there. | ||
| Bang! | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Do you know how hard it is to beat Jose Aldo? | ||
| He's lost once in that kind of freak fight with Conor. | ||
| Other than that. | ||
| And to beat him like this. | ||
| I mean, Max Holloway beat the shit out of him. | ||
| He beat him in a way that no one's ever beat him. | ||
| He took his best and kept going too. | ||
| And he beat him in a way that no one's ever beat him. | ||
| Connor only beat him because he caught him. | ||
| Max Holloway beat him down. | ||
| He beat him down. | ||
| He got through the gauntlet. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How big is Max Holloway going to be? | |
| Hawaii and fighting is fucking... | ||
| Giant! | ||
| How happy is BJ Penn right now? | ||
| He's gonna own that island. | ||
| I've been singing that kid's praises for a long time. | ||
| He came into the UFC super young. | ||
| Super young, too. | ||
| Who's the guy in the background holding that belt? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Devastated like it's his Hey, man, it is what it did a great job. | |
| It's a great fighter. | ||
| It is what it is This is fighting and people win and people lose and the the sport ultimately It depends upon these sort of fights It depends upon these all-time greats, like Aldo, facing some guy who's got the solution to what that guy presents. | ||
| And that's what Aldo did tonight. | ||
| I mean, he went out there with all of his championship medal, and he laid it all on the line, he fought his best, and his puzzle got solved by the new breed. | ||
| Let's hear what he has to say. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How crazy is this? | |
| Conor beat both these guys. | ||
| Give us some volume. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Conor beat both these guys. | |
| They beat him with a torn ACL. Look at this. | ||
| But a long time ago. | ||
| Still a little. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Max Holloway Rush Holloway? | |
| Great name. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| George Rush St. Pierre inspired? | ||
| Yes or no? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nah, he's Hawaiian. | |
| They're booing you now though. | ||
| Powerful shout out to Brazil. | ||
| Always a good move. | ||
| Yeah, but they're booing them. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're booing them. | |
| Of course they're booing them. | ||
| They feel like the fight shouldn't have been stopped because their guy got beat. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're smart in that, Brazil. | |
| Slow? | ||
| Why you gotta bring up bullshit? | ||
|
unidentified
|
What if he said that? | |
| What if he said that? | ||
| Where's my 50k? | ||
| You made the decision right there. | ||
| I was smart. | ||
|
unidentified
|
UFC Hawaii. | |
| Damn. | ||
| UFC Hawaii would be the shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck. | |
| I don't travel overseas, but I will fucking fly to Hawaii in a heartbeat. | ||
| I will definitely be there. | ||
| Let's make it happen. | ||
| How about we do a joint show up in that motherfucker. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| We missed. | ||
| How about we do a joint show? | ||
| How about we do a fight companion in Hawaii? | ||
| If they do a UFC in Hawaii, we all fly out to Hawaii and do some sort of a fight companion in Hawaii. | ||
| So even if I don't work the event, let's be in Hawaii. | ||
| Let's see if we can get a fight companion booth. | ||
| Let's just cut the shit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
This is what I'm thinking. | |
| This is the kind of commentary I like doing. | ||
| So what we need to do is we need to treat the fight companion like an embassy. | ||
| Like we have our own special country rules. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Slide. | |
| Just put us right in there live. | ||
| Leave us alone. | ||
| I want you to take this desk. | ||
| I want you to bring Jamie all the clutter. | ||
| Bottles of wine. | ||
| All the clutter. | ||
| And let us do commentary. | ||
| You don't have to listen. | ||
| You've got other options. | ||
| You can listen to the corners. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a choice. | |
| You can listen to the corners, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a choice, man. | |
| Spanish options, right? | ||
| The Spanish option! | ||
| You can listen to it in Brazil. | ||
| You can listen to it in Portuguese. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Then there's that green, lime green fight companion button. | |
| I think it would be cool in a suite. | ||
| We need to sit down with Dana White and have a fucking conversation. | ||
| Wouldn't it be better if one of those group suites instead of ringside? | ||
| If we did it, that would be the best. | ||
| See, I think we should do it from like a fancy four season and watch it. | ||
| We could totally do that. | ||
| Or we could just keep doing it from here. | ||
| Or not get on a plane for five hours. | ||
| Do you imagine if they offered that in Fight Companion, if that was one of the options, like you get Fight Companion, or in Fight Pass, you get Fight Companion commentary. | ||
| You know how big the ratings would go up? | ||
| They would have already contacted you. | ||
| They don't want to do that shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, they can't do it. | |
| It's too crazy. | ||
| They decided that it's not a good idea. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| They decided long ago. | ||
| They're not on the fence. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Pedophiles. | |
| They're not on the fence. | ||
|
unidentified
|
We need to keep those motherfuckers away. | |
| There's 42,000 people watching right now. | ||
| Damn, that many? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| 42,000? | ||
| Is that a record? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I think the record is Alex Jones, right? | ||
| Yeah, it was like 60-something. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| I forget people are even watching. | ||
| That's a lot at the stadium watching this right now. | ||
| Dude, how about Derek Lewis and Mark Hunt? | ||
| Look at that fight. | ||
| I should have done my hair. | ||
| Derek Brunson, Daniel Kelly. | ||
| Daniel Kelly might just be able to beat everybody. | ||
| There's something weird about that dude. | ||
| He has some weird old man thing going I can't figure out. | ||
| And the judo thing, man. | ||
| The competitor thing. | ||
| And the double knee braces. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Right? | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| His knees are fucked up. | ||
| I asked him about it the last time I interviewed him after a fight and he said if he wasn't fighting he would get surgery. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck. | |
| He said but as long as they let him tape the fuck out of his knees. | ||
| Dude, he's like a mummy. | ||
| All judo guys, like usually judo people I know, all their knees are fuck city. | ||
| Their knees get jacked. | ||
| Goddamn Max Holloway with some long ass punches. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Look at how fast Aldo is. | |
| Real champ, man. | ||
| Holloway with that fucking long punch, but Aldo countered him. | ||
| Oh, look at that right hand. | ||
| Dude, Aldo countered him and hit him some real good shots. | ||
| But that's it! | ||
| Right there. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's it. | |
| Woo! | ||
| That's how good Max is. | ||
| You know what's crazy is- Look at this timing. | ||
| Ding! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Woo! | |
| Some people thought maybe Cub Swanson would get the next shot, but Max fucking annihilated Cub. | ||
| Yeah, well, you know what? | ||
| Here's what's important about this fight. | ||
| It's not just that Max Holloway did this, but that Max Holloway did this to Jose Aldo. | ||
| Max Holloway left no doubt in anyone's mind, this is the best 145 pound fighter on the planet Earth. | ||
| If you look at how Aldo got past Frankie Edgar, you look at how Aldo got past everybody except for Conor, and then you know that Conor's not coming down to 145 more. | ||
| That's the motherfucker right there, and he made it emphatic tonight. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Holloway Frankie. | |
| You're welcome. | ||
| Hey, I gift you that. | ||
| What in the world? | ||
| Don't you think that Yair Rodriguez has two forks in the road, right? | ||
| There's the fork of unrealized potential. | ||
| So he comes into this fight. | ||
| He's got BJ Penn behind him, right? | ||
| He annihilates BJ Penn. | ||
| He hits BJ Penn, one of the greatest of all time, Hall of Famer, with a 360 round kick to the neck. | ||
| That just doesn't happen, right? | ||
| And then he gets murked. | ||
| Destroyed. | ||
| He's not ready for this top five. | ||
| He's not ready, but he has two paths. | ||
| Either he can learn from how Frankie was able to take him down and beat the fuck out of him, and then figure out a way to never let that happen again, or be overwhelmed by the pressure of that loss and the circumstances and the sorrow. | ||
| Depends on his mindset. | ||
| It also depends on matchups. | ||
| I like Yair versus Holloway. | ||
| That's a great That's a great fight. | ||
| Very good fight. | ||
| Because Holloway's not going to take him down, so just strike him for striker. | ||
| They're both big 45ers. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I guarantee you... | |
| It'd be damn near even money, I bet. | ||
| Yeah, but I guarantee you're going to see Max Holloway taking people down, too. | ||
| I think that dude is smart as fuck. | ||
| He ain't taking Frankie down. | ||
| He's not going to take Frankie down. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| But there's no really grapplers left. | ||
| He's an extra foot reach advantage. | ||
| But Joe, there's really a lot of grapplers left besides Frankie. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're right. | |
| You're right. | ||
| Frankie's the big threat. | ||
| If you're a guy who can't stop a takedown, the number one threat is Frankie. | ||
| And why give him to Yair? | ||
| Why would you give him the one guy who could grab his ass off? | ||
| Yeah, but the UFC's still got to protect him. | ||
| I think Yair wanted it. | ||
| That's you eating your own young. | ||
| You're eating your young. | ||
| You say that, but then... | ||
| You believe in protecting fighters? | ||
| You believe in protecting fighters? | ||
| You get a guy like Jon Jones. | ||
| Jon Jones, youngest ever, does a flying knee in his opening move against Shogun. | ||
| Look what he did before that. | ||
| But that's what makes those guys... | ||
| That's a hard case, though, because... | ||
| Couple good fights. | ||
| It's a hard case because you don't give him to a grappler like Frankie knowing that the guy cannot stop that takeout. | ||
| Give him time to develop and give him the other guys who are very exciting strikers. | ||
| He's a star in quality. | ||
| John, before he won the title, had some very good fights. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Big time. | |
| But his real good fights were after he got the title. | ||
|
unidentified
|
For sure, but he destroyed Brandon Vera, Matashenko. | |
| Gustavo Gontez. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Cradled Ryan Barrett. | ||
| The Dantes fight, the Stefan Bonner fight was one of the most interesting ones. | ||
| Because he showed how creative he was. | ||
| When he picked up the single leg spinning elbow. | ||
| Yeah, he showed how creative he is, and he showed how fluid his movement is, and he just showed that he was on another level. | ||
|
unidentified
|
But like, Yair really never got that, but also Yair, like, he had a split decision win over Bruce Leroy. | |
| Right. | ||
| Very good point. | ||
| And then they're like, oh, here's Frankie Edgar. | ||
| It's like, God, damn. | ||
| Yeah, it's a very good point. | ||
| Because I feel like he felt so good after the BJ Penn fight, he felt like he had arrived. | ||
| And he's like, that Alex Caceres fight is out the window. | ||
| I'm fucking past that now. | ||
| And he might have been. | ||
| But he wasn't... | ||
| There's just... | ||
| There's levels. | ||
| There's levels. | ||
| You know how it is, man. | ||
| As Kendrick says, there's levels to this. | ||
| Everybody that knows anybody in any kind of martial art, whether it's boxing or wrestling or jujitsu, there's always people who overestimate their proficiency. | ||
| It's pronounced shushitsu. | ||
| I'm going to get some more Italian wine. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Make sure it's fruity. | |
| Quit that earthy shit. | ||
| This is your fruity? | ||
| That's your California? | ||
| I stay fruity. | ||
| The boys and I, we're hanging in Italy. | ||
| I'm fucking super impressed with Max Holloway, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Super impressed. | |
| Wow, me too, man. | ||
| Him versus Frankie, that's coming next. | ||
| Isn't he only 25? | ||
| How old is Max Holloway now? | ||
| I want to say he got into the UFC when he was either 20 or 21. Why not do UFC in Hawaii though? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because Hawaii and UFC go together like fucking peanut butter and jelly, man. | |
| They fucking love fighting because BJ. BJ started that, man. | ||
| Dude, listen. | ||
| I got a legit champ. | ||
| Yeah, and a legit champ that just beat arguably one of the greatest. | ||
| Look, I got to say Conor's the greatest 145-pounder of all time because he knocked out Aldo, who is clearly the greatest. | ||
|
unidentified
|
13 seconds, yeah. | |
| But in terms of who's got more victories, of course it's Aldo. | ||
| Body of work would be Aldo. | ||
| But the problem is, the ultimate question is, we're not doing MMA math here. | ||
| You're having two guys actually fight each other. | ||
| So if you said, like, who's the greatest of all time? | ||
| Well, it would have to be Aldo because he beat all these guys. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Because the two of them fought and Conor murked them. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| So you've got to give it to him. | ||
| Otherwise, there's no other metric. | ||
| There's no other metric other than a knockout. | ||
| What happened when they went head-to-head? | ||
| It's the most important body of work when they fought head-to-head. | ||
| You can't be penalized for beating someone easily. | ||
| I mean, like, you beat them too easily, so it doesn't count. | ||
| Oh, you got to really beat them down. | ||
| But this is what validates Conner's thing. | ||
| In the locker room, they show him do the exact combo. | ||
| It wasn't like a freak, like, oh my god. | ||
| They show him, step back, throw the exact combo, and go, this is what's going to happen. | ||
| Yep, yeah. | ||
| And they also showed him do that front leg side kick to the leg. | ||
| It's nuts! | ||
| He created the distance, he was hopping in and out, and he wanted to slide back and counter with that left hand, and he hit it perfect. | ||
| He called it. | ||
| He's the best ever. | ||
| You have to say he's the best ever, even if he never fights featherweight again. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because he KO'd the best ever. | ||
| The reality is Aldo's the best ever. | ||
| But Conor KO'd him. | ||
| You couldn't say without the Aldo fight that Conor was the best ever. | ||
| Because you look at all the different people that both of them fought, you're like, wow, it's really close. | ||
| It's really interesting. | ||
| But Aldo has more fights. | ||
| But then once they actually fight, that's it. | ||
| That's all that matters. | ||
| That's not MMA math. | ||
| It's not MMA math. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| It's a competition. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They fought. | |
| It is. | ||
| It's black and white. | ||
| And people will fight against it. | ||
| No, because Aldo was the champion for so many years. | ||
| You're 100% right. | ||
| His body of work is much more impressive. | ||
| And there's always going to be an asterisk next to Conor because, you know, there was just this one time he fought for the title at 145, KO'd Aldo. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I was like, y'all be cool. | |
| Y'all be cool. | ||
| I'm out of here. | ||
| And Yara says the belt, come get some. | ||
| It's really clear. | ||
| It's really clear. | ||
| They're tied for the best ever. | ||
| And then what's the tiebreaker? | ||
| Oh, their fight. | ||
| They fought. | ||
| What happened in the fight? | ||
| You decide. | ||
| Now what? | ||
| But, you know what's interesting, Eddie? | ||
| It's really simple. | ||
| But sometimes, like, you look at top tens. | ||
| You look at a guy who's number six, and then the guy who's number eight knocked him out in the last fight. | ||
| You're like, what in the fuck is going on? | ||
| They go off a body of work. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I know. | |
| And then people also say, like, oh, that was an upset. | ||
| He got lucky. | ||
| Like, says who? | ||
| When a guy punches you in the face and wanted to punch you in the face and then punched you in the face, where's the luck? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Are you rolling dice? | ||
| He caught him. | ||
| He caught him with the left hand that he hits. | ||
| The fact that he wanted to punch him with. | ||
| To be in the argument of the best ever, like for Aldo to be in the argument and for McGregor and for anybody. | ||
| John Jones, like just to be in the goddamn argument. | ||
| Who's the best ever? | ||
| Is it Fedor or is it Anderson? | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| Those are the two arguments. | ||
| I've always been in the Anderson camp too. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You don't think John Jones is in there? | |
| No, not yet. | ||
| I think he still could be. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because of his body of work. | |
| You're right. | ||
| But there's so many problems with that. | ||
| So many problems with that. | ||
| Off the field problems. | ||
| There's the OSP problem, you know, where he had a good fight, I think. | ||
| I think he performed well against a really dangerous, slick guy. | ||
| But he didn't put on a show. | ||
| Okay, then Anderson Silva has the Damian Maia fight, the Thales Lades fight, those horrible fights. | ||
| Fedor had some boring-ass fights, too. | ||
| But Anderson had those earlier, and then he started dominating people. | ||
| And when you look at some of the crazy Anderson fights, like the Forrest Griffin KO, when you look at Anderson, like, motivated Anderson, when he's, like, in shape, and the James Irvin when he went up to 205. James Ervin. | ||
| I know, it's true, but when you see him as an assassin against Vitor Belfort, Vitor, who is super dangerous. | ||
| Who is super dangerous. | ||
| Vitor, TRT Vitor. | ||
| But go through John Shogun. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| He wasn't TRT Vitor back then. | ||
| No, Vitor wasn't on TRT and became on TRT after he fought Anderson. | ||
| He looked different. | ||
| When he fought Anderson, he was like, he didn't look nearly as Jack. | ||
| John beat Vitor Belfort. | ||
| John beat TRT Vitor. | ||
| What was Vitor, was Vitor when he was 19, is that still considered TRT Vitor? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, that's Roided Vitor. | |
| Yes. | ||
| He said that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's Winstroll Vitor. | |
| Yeah, he was 240. That's everything. | ||
| He's 240 with a size 9 shoe. | ||
| Size 9 shoe. | ||
| Eddie and I met his trainer way, way back in the day. | ||
| We used to call him garden hoses. | ||
| Dude, I remember him. | ||
| I remember him. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What happened to that guy? | |
| He died from steroids. | ||
| At 35 years old. | ||
| Joe and I were looking at him. | ||
| Pop like a grape. | ||
| Joe and I were looking at him at the airport. | ||
| Of course, but of course. | ||
| He's eating out of a can of tuna at the airport. | ||
| And he and I were watching him, and Joe goes like this. | ||
| Joe's looking at him, and Joe goes, He is the color of a plum. | ||
| He died. | ||
| He's crazy, dude. | ||
| You've never seen anybody that color. | ||
| He was the color of a plum. | ||
| He was just a totally different color than a human's supposed to be. | ||
| He was like in everyone's corner. | ||
| Anderson Silva's with a fanny pack and just the color purple. | ||
| Eddie and I called him garden hoses because we worked out with him once. | ||
| And the dude had garden hoses for veins. | ||
| I think that was his nickname. | ||
| Everybody called him. | ||
| Yeah, I think that was his nickname. | ||
| I think we might have invented it. | ||
| Either you and I invented it. | ||
| Shockingly. | ||
| But yeah, he died. | ||
| Too much gear. | ||
| This is when Vitor was in the Randy Couture fight. | ||
| So this was those days when Vitor looked like a lion. | ||
| He looked like a male human lion. | ||
| Like his neck started right about here and just came straight down and he was just super jacked. | ||
| When he fought Randy, he was like 240. He's fighting 185 now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
And a tough 85. Just stop and think of that. | |
| That is insane. | ||
| I mean, that's insane. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's not TRT, Vitor. | |
| You remember the other fist fight? | ||
| Rockhold is TRT, Vitor. | ||
| Do you remember there was another fist fight in the stands? | ||
| Here's a trivia question for Joe Rogan. | ||
| There was a fist fight in the stands after Vitor lost to Randy Couture. | ||
| Do you remember who it was between? | ||
| Was that the one between Tank Abbott? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| No? | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Tank Abbott was always getting... | ||
| It was a fist fight between Vitor's mom and his girlfriend. | ||
| Who's that dude? | ||
| Is that Curtis? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Yeah, there he is. | ||
| That's Mr. Hoes? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh, is that him? | ||
| That's the dude. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He was 35. Look at that vein across his shoulder. | |
| Go big on his images. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're not all him. | |
| But that's him. | ||
| Just go big. | ||
| Make it big. | ||
| Close it. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Look at the size of his fucking veins. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude, we'd be at the gym with him and be like, how come we don't look like that? | |
| That doesn't even look like a human. | ||
| That dude was so jacked. | ||
| Do you see what's going on in his biceps? | ||
| Everything. | ||
| You see right there, right where his elbow is? | ||
| Like, what is that? | ||
| It's like a... | ||
| It's like a steroid factory. | ||
| He took some stuff. | ||
| He took some stuff. | ||
| My fucking bicep is right bicep. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Do you think he died of the steroids? | |
| Because they always say no one's died from steroids. | ||
| No, your heart, it can fuck with your lipid levels and everything. | ||
| If you do it that much, God knows what he was taking. | ||
| That motherfucker's on cow blood. | ||
| Yeah, he was taking crazy shit. | ||
| People take a lot of crazy stuff. | ||
| They also take insulin. | ||
| And apparently that's really dangerous. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That'll get you. | |
| There's a lot of different stuff that they take. | ||
| Yeah, he took a lot of stuff. | ||
| But all of it is effective if you want to get to that fucking giant size. | ||
| You know what I'm trying to get on, man? | ||
| I got to contact him. | ||
| We've been going back and forth. | ||
| It's Dorian Yates. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Ooh, that'd be fun. | |
| Fuck yeah, man. | ||
| I think he's going to be here in July or something. | ||
| Does he talk openly about everything? | ||
| Yeah, he tells us dosages, says what he was doing. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Is he talking about still doing it now? | ||
| Well, he's on TRT now. | ||
| He talks about that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Because we had Phil Heath on, who's Mr. Olympia, seven-time Mr. Olympia. | |
| And you can't bring up steroids? | ||
| No, we don't, huh, B? Come on, son. | ||
| Dorian Yates brings it up himself. | ||
| He wants to talk about it. | ||
| He's like, this is crazy. | ||
| Everybody should know what we're doing. | ||
| And Arnold, to his credit, Arnold says the same thing. | ||
| Arnold tells everybody about it, too. | ||
| Yeah, they were all, I mean, obviously. | ||
| There's no other way to achieve those sizes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Dude! | |
| Arnold! | ||
| Terminator's on gear. | ||
| Dude, there's no way to achieve those sizes if you're not taking something. | ||
| He's kind of still doing something. | ||
| Hell yeah! | ||
| Arnold! | ||
| Remember when he saw those pictures of him on the beach? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| He's fixed it. | ||
| Oh, he fixed it. | ||
| Now he's in shape now. | ||
| Damn, he's gonna do Terminator. | ||
| You guys know he had heart surgery. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yes. | |
| That's when he looked disgusting on the beach. | ||
| That's what was going on. | ||
| I mean, he had to lay low, let his body recover. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Did you ever see the picture of him in the hospital? | |
| If you don't work out. | ||
| But he's bulked back up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's see what it looks like. | |
| That can't be him now. | ||
| That can't be him now. | ||
| Oh, he's Jack now. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
|
unidentified
|
Holy shitballs! | |
| Dude, that can't be real. | ||
| No, he's getting help. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Yeah, it's him. | ||
| No, he's jacked. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Him and Franco Columbo, that's real. | ||
| Holy shit, he's back. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| That's his son right there, right? | ||
| Well, you know what he's doing? | ||
| It's not the Mexican son. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| No, this is a recent picture, you think? | ||
| You think this is recent? | ||
| That's at Gold's Gym, son. | ||
| What he's been saying is that he's been working out with Franco Columbo, and him and Franco Columbo travel around together, and they work out together. | ||
| Dr. Franco Columbo, sir. | ||
| Those dudes were the shit back in the day, and both of them are at it again. | ||
| Well, both of them were on fucking the movie. | ||
| Is there a picture of them together? | ||
| Yes, there's a bunch of pictures of them. | ||
| He could blow up. | ||
| He could personally blow up. | ||
| Franco Columbus would do two things. | ||
| One is he could do dips. | ||
| Oh shit, that's from that movie, right? | ||
| Pumpin' Iron. | ||
| Yeah, that's them in Pumpin' Iron, and then that was the other picture. | ||
| Look at those arms, dude. | ||
| Look at his stomach. | ||
| He used to do dips with two girls hanging off his legs, and he can blow up one of those old-fashioned water bladders. | ||
| You know those ones you fill up? | ||
| Hot water bag. | ||
| Yeah, he can fill up, just blow into it. | ||
| Did they get the boys back together? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| Do you know what we're going through on the weekends? | ||
| Franco Colombo could make it explode. | ||
| Goddamn! | ||
| He didn't blow it up. | ||
| He blew it up and made it pop. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Crazy! | |
| He did it in like 30 seconds. | ||
| That's how strong he was. | ||
| Just with his power, his lung power, he was one of the most powerful bodybuilders, and he was one of the smallest. | ||
| He wasn't a big guy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
guy. | |
| That picture is super gay. | ||
| Hey, fuck. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Please. | |
| My dick just gone. | ||
| What's stuck? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Am I hard there? | |
| I'm not even gay. | ||
| What's stuck? | ||
| If I was ever going to jerk off on a guy, most of the time I'm not thinking about it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're saying Franco and Arnold, they go to a gym and they lift and people watch him? | |
| They just go to the gym together, man. | ||
| Oh, that's cool. | ||
| Like if you and me went to the gym together. | ||
| They go to the gym together. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh, that's cool. | |
| Old guys. | ||
| Two old guys. | ||
| Just fucking went at it. | ||
| Like if me and Callan went to the gym together. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We're getting old, buddy. | ||
| Well, but Franco doesn't look like he's on anything. | ||
| We're on the way to those people. | ||
| Yes, we are. | ||
| Franco's not on any testosterone, though. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He looks like your dad. | |
| What the fuck? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You think he's hanging out with Arnold and he's like, okay, how many milligrams? | ||
| Dude, bring up a picture of Franco right now. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I got a question for you. | |
| I got a question for you. | ||
| You got a gun to your head. | ||
| Yeah, hold on. | ||
| We got two different conversations going on. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Go ahead. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| You got a gun to your head. | ||
| You got a gun to your head and you got to jerk off on any man's face on the planet. | ||
| Who would it be? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Donald Trump? | |
| No. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| That would feel so... | ||
| Look at me right now. | ||
| As long as... | ||
|
unidentified
|
As long as... | |
| You had to look at their... | ||
| You had to connect eyes. | ||
| Your eyes had to be locked. | ||
| So it wouldn't necessarily be my favorite American. | ||
| Would it be Hector Lombard? | ||
| He's not American, but thank you for the question. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Don't say that. | |
| Listen to me. | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| No. | ||
| Say no. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Nothing but respect for Heather. | ||
| Hector. | ||
| I love Hector Lombard. | ||
| I would never. | ||
| He's too much of a man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, no. | |
| I say him because he finds him attractive. | ||
| Who are you going to pick? | ||
| Don't even bring it up. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| Come to your head. | ||
| You don't want to. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| I would never splooge on a guy that I respect to the level I respect for a lot of fighters. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Jude Law. | |
| Okay. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Jude Law. | |
| As long as he ever do. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Nope. | |
| Let's make great movies. | ||
| I like Jude Law. | ||
| I like Jude Law. | ||
| I know where you went with that. | ||
| He's a talented guy. | ||
| Now hold on. | ||
| Johnny Depp. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You want to bust on Johnny Depp? | |
| He hit it. | ||
| He hit it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Johnny Depp. | |
| Hold on, motherfucker. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's got to hold his hair up with one hand and look at me in the eye. | |
| And I have to go like this. | ||
| I got to go, hey, listen, man. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You fucking... | |
| I spent $100 for every $100 on my movie. | ||
| You give me $2 back. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I want my money back! | |
| We gotta go back to him and the movie with Tom Cruise. | ||
| What was the 50s movie? | ||
| What was it called? | ||
| Outsiders. | ||
| Outsiders. | ||
| You gotta go back to him and the Outsiders. | ||
| I don't want to get too crazy. | ||
| I'm 50. 21 Jump Street. | ||
| No, you can't get me a hate jerk. | ||
| It's not a H-shirt, but this is my one. | ||
| Because I'm 50, I don't have... | ||
| My process is a little bit... | ||
| I'm not shooting heavy. | ||
|
unidentified
|
So you've got to get to right now, because it's just going to go... | |
| You've got a baby bird here. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's a little trip. | |
| Here's the problem with Tom Cruise. | ||
| If you came on his face and you caught those teeth, Oh, I sure would. | ||
| Right? | ||
| The snaggle teeth. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| That's what he has to look like. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Photoshopped teeth. | |
| No, Brian used to have terrible teeth. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| No wonder he's a scientist. | ||
| I think they actually added a fake tooth. | ||
| Well, that's him after braces. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He had braces when he was like 40. That'd be braces and veneers. | |
| Yeah, because his teeth were yellow. | ||
| His teeth were also off to one side. | ||
| I want to know the story of how he got in. | ||
| Is there a video out there about that? | ||
| Scientology? | ||
| How did he get in? | ||
| Like what happened? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| I think somebody recruited him from a movie. | ||
| He was good though. | ||
| He was already in movies? | ||
| He was in TAPS. Oh my god. | ||
| I want to know how that happened. | ||
| I want to know the guy who made that happen. | ||
| That Leo Renny? | ||
| Who got him in? | ||
| She's going relentless on Scientology. | ||
| There's like season four. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| Leah Remini, she did my podcast. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I know. | |
| She talked about it. | ||
| You know, when I first met her, she was deep in it. | ||
| She was with Kevin James. | ||
| She was on King of Queens. | ||
| And that's when I first met her. | ||
| And he was like, she's a Scientologist. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I was like, whoa. | |
| She's really nice. | ||
| She's very cool. | ||
| She's a cutie, too. | ||
| A mind-control experiment. | ||
| That's all that is. | ||
| Well, somebody figured out how to control people a long time ago. | ||
| Until the internet came out. | ||
| It's called, come up with a set of rules and say that this is like, someone's looking out for this set of rules. | ||
| Whether it's God, or it's Buddha, or it's Odin. | ||
| Creative mythology. | ||
| All you do is do that, and people follow it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's weird. | |
| The crazy thing is the stuff that... | ||
| It's nothing but reports of... | ||
| Child abuse. | ||
| There's a lot of child abuse in cults. | ||
| It's horrible. | ||
| It's one of the big problems with cults. | ||
| Joey Diaz, his ex-girlfriends, was in a cult when she was a kid. | ||
| She said that the guy who was the head of the cult molested everybody. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Molested all the girls. | ||
| He wanted to fuck girls. | ||
| He just fucks all the girls. | ||
| Most of these cults, that's what happens. | ||
| Polygamy. | ||
| That's not the crazy thing. | ||
| David Koresh. | ||
| That's not the crazy thing. | ||
| David Koresh, they shut that motherfucker shit down. | ||
| We're allowing this to happen. | ||
| It's like we want it to happen. | ||
| It's like it's a CIA MKUltra experiment. | ||
| Wait, what do you mean? | ||
| When he got to that point in the show, ladies and gentlemen, well, I realized, oh my God, look at the time. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Eddie. | |
| Hey, give him a little more wine. | ||
| Let me feed the beast. | ||
| Let me feed the beast. | ||
| I love him. | ||
| I don't know anything. | ||
| I don't know shit. | ||
| I don't know anything. | ||
| How are they letting this happen? | ||
| When you look into it... | ||
|
unidentified
|
You gotta look into it. | |
| Look into it. | ||
| I've been looking into it. | ||
| Hey, think about this. | ||
| Think about how crazy that religion is. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| Think about that. | ||
| Which one? | ||
| And then think about how it's allowed to survive and thrive. | ||
| You're saying like Scientology? | ||
| Scientology? | ||
| Even better. | ||
| I'll do you one better. | ||
| Scientology doesn't have to pay taxes. | ||
| They figured out a way. | ||
| Hold on, I'll tell you. | ||
| I'll tell you the actual fact. | ||
| I'll tell you the actual fact. | ||
| They organized a massive lawsuit campaign against the IRS. And they said that if you can say that all these different religions, whether it's Catholicism or Mormonism, Mormonism has very questionable backgrounds. | ||
| Mormonism was started by Joseph Smith, who was a known con man. | ||
| I mean, Mormonism is... | ||
| Yeah, there's like... | ||
| He found it when he was 14. He said he found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus, and only he could read them because he had a magic seer stone. | ||
| Like, when you look at the actual, you're talking about a guy who we know the guy, right? | ||
| So, Scientology was like, well, so fucking what? | ||
| If you can take that, if you take Mormonism, like, why can't we get tax-exempt status? | ||
| And they said, no, fuck you, you're not a real religion. | ||
| And they're like, bullshit! | ||
| If anything is a religion, We're a religion. | ||
| And in that sense, I support them. | ||
| I think all religions should have to pay taxes. | ||
| But I think that if anybody gets a free ride, Scientology should get a free ride, too. | ||
| If you're going to have this goofy loophole in, then they qualify just as much as the Mormons or Catholics. | ||
| So that's what happened, Eddie. | ||
| It was massive lawsuits. | ||
| And this is all, you could find it. | ||
| I saw the HBO documentary. | ||
| They filed a shitload of lawsuits, and the IRS was fucked. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You're talking about Going Clear, the doc? | |
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's a great book. | ||
| The book's even better. | ||
| Because it goes into the history. | ||
| It's being allowed to happen. | ||
| Everything's allowed to happen. | ||
| The thing is, no one can pay attention to everything. | ||
| Everything is allowed to happen all the time. | ||
| And then once we find out that something's happening, it's like, okay, now what? | ||
| You can't shut down a religion. | ||
| Well, you can't shut down anybody's freedom of speech. | ||
| If you have an ideology, your freedom of expression, your ability to gather and talk... | ||
| Which is good. | ||
| I don't know shit. | ||
| All I know is if I had a country to run, I would start... | ||
| If I was running a country, I would start cults and have mind control experiments. | ||
| I would too, but I wouldn't have time in between negotiating oil deals and trying to figure out whether or not we should stay... | ||
| I would make time. | ||
| I would make time. | ||
| Paris climate control. | ||
| I know what you're saying. | ||
| In a way, you're right. | ||
| In my world. | ||
| In a way, you're right. | ||
| But no one has the time to do everything. | ||
| There's not enough time. | ||
| To micromanage the entire world. | ||
| They're too busy. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| It's just there's only so much shit. | ||
| You can let people take care of themselves. | ||
| People got lives. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| You can let people take care of themselves. | ||
| Illuminati got keys. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They got keys. | |
| I get it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's not enough time for mind control experiments. | |
| There's too much shit going on. | ||
| Well, they definitely have done some mind control experiments, too. | ||
| That's what also part of the problem is. | ||
| If I ran a country, I'm saying if I ran a country in this other dimension... | ||
| I have a question, Brady. | ||
| If I ran a country the way a comic book guy writes comic books... | ||
| I would definitely do that. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| This is what we're going to do. | ||
| You're going to start a religion. | ||
| And you're going to bullshit them this way. | ||
| And we're going to just watch them. | ||
| Who's this mastermind? | ||
| I want to know from you. | ||
| And you better tell me. | ||
| My country would survive only 500 years. | ||
| You know it. | ||
| You know it. | ||
| I have a question. | ||
| You better tell me this because I know you know the fucking answer, bro. | ||
| As a dictator? | ||
| Brother, I want you to answer. | ||
| I think you got your finger on the nose. | ||
| I want to know right now on this podcast, who is running this country? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know. | |
| Give me a little idea because I know you've got a fucking idea. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know. | |
| Bro, you're playing dumb right now. | ||
| I'm going to guess. | ||
| I'm going to guess. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Go ahead. | |
| Satan. | ||
| Based on nothing but circumstantial evidence. | ||
| Satan. | ||
| Oprah. | ||
| I'm going to guess. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| The people that control the banks. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who would they be? | ||
| Rothschilds? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That's what I hear. | |
| I could be wrong. | ||
| Rothschilds could be a complete fabrication. | ||
| We looked up on the internet the other day, and the Rothschilds, the family, here's what's hilarious. | ||
| It's $1 billion to like $70 trillion. | ||
| 700 trillion. | ||
| 700 billion or trillion? | ||
| 700 billion. | ||
| What's this number? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| The amount of money they own, it's either 1 billion or... | ||
| Are they real? | ||
| The Rothschilds real? | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| That's real. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| There's a family that owns all the banks. | ||
| No, there is a family that has a considerable amount of money they pass down from generation to generation, and these younger generations have figured out how to not fucking... | ||
| How much is it, Joe? | ||
| Is that real? | ||
|
unidentified
|
How much is it? | |
| We don't know. | ||
| I don't know if it is. | ||
| That's what they say, but they could be lying. | ||
| They say between $1 billion and $700 billion. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Snopes says $500 trillion. | |
| But do they even exist? | ||
| Do the Rothschilds even exist? | ||
| That could be a conspiracy. | ||
| Can I say one thing? | ||
| The Rothschilds are a hoax. | ||
| One thing about the Rothschilds, when you talk about the Rothschilds and these different big families, there's one thing in common. | ||
| It's a hoax. | ||
| Nope, follow me on this. | ||
|
unidentified
|
They're white. | |
| Nope, they're all Jewish. | ||
| And by the way, if you look at their roots, if you look at the roots of these, a lot of these rumors, a lot of these rumors and conspiracies, they start in the Freemason? | ||
| The Nazi camps and the ultra-right-wing camps and a lot of the anti-Semitic, you know... | ||
| Are you giving me a history lesson? | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Are you giving me a history lesson? | ||
| That goes way back into Europe. | ||
| That goes way back with the Nazis. | ||
| So just be careful where these things come from. | ||
| You'll find that their roots... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| I don't know shit. | ||
| But their roots a lot of times... | ||
| I'm on YouTube. | ||
| Yeah, their roots sometimes start in really awful places. | ||
| I don't read books. | ||
| You should read a book every now and then. | ||
| Hey, listen, I don't know. | ||
| Lawrence Wright, the guy who's had Going Clear and The Looming Tower, two very good books. | ||
| I don't know what to believe, I don't know. | ||
| The Plant Paradox, which I'm reading now about food, very interesting. | ||
| Unless it benefits me to believe something, unless I make money from it, like if I say, dude, you're a fucking idiot. | ||
| You're a fucking idiot! | ||
| You know, like, what if I believe this? | ||
| Dude, you could be fucking, your kids could be, go to college for free if you just believe this and just, if you just sign off and say you believe it! | ||
| Mike, uh, that's not what's gonna happen. | ||
| Is it illegal if I don't believe it? | ||
| Will I get thrown in jail? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't want to believe shit. | ||
| If it doesn't hurt me, it shouldn't be such a big deal. | ||
| I don't know what to believe, man. | ||
| I don't know if the Rothschilds are real. | ||
| I don't know if reptilians are real. | ||
| I don't know if Satanism is real. | ||
| I don't know shit. | ||
| One thing I'd say is getting closer to the truth. | ||
| Can be achieved by looking at all the independent lines of inquiry, all the independent lines that come to one consensus. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Are you sitting here trying to tell me how to come to the truth, Brian Callan? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Is that what you're trying to tell me exactly how to come to the truth? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, no, no. | |
| I'm just saying generally. | ||
| I'm speaking in general because I would never tell you to get close to me. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Brother, come on. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I'm talking to Joe. | ||
| Let me say this because I think this is really important. | ||
| One of the problems that I've had, me personally, I've had with any idea is that once I have an original idea or once I start looking at something a certain way, I become married to it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I've had real problems with that. | ||
| All of us have. | ||
| There's confirmation bias. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| But I'm just saying, I've had real problems with that. | ||
| Like, personally, where I had to look at, like, what I believed and go, well, why do I believe that? | ||
| And why do I think... | ||
| And there's been a bunch of times, whether it's through Bigfoot or UFOs or... | ||
| I mean, I've looked at the JFK assassination a hundred different fucking times. | ||
| You know, there's been times when I said, well, maybe Oswald got lucky. | ||
| I mean, like, people do get lucky. | ||
| Like, I've shot... | ||
| The first animal I ever shot, I shot at 200 yards, and I probably shouldn't have hit it, and it dropped. | ||
| I could have fucked that up. | ||
| You know, you can, if you're aiming at something, pull the trigger and hit the President in the back of the head. | ||
| It is possible. | ||
| I don't think it did. | ||
| It seems to me more like some other shit was going on if you look at all the different pieces of evidence. | ||
| But I don't fucking know, man. | ||
| And the problem with saying this happened and that happened, which I used to do all the time, is that you don't fucking know. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| And until you do know, when you say you know and you might be wrong, it becomes an ego thing. | ||
| So you can speculate? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You can get closer to the truth. | ||
| You can approximate. | ||
| So if you hear scientists, they always say, it's so fascinating, scientists start always with doubt. | ||
| And what they do is they always say, if you really corner scientists, they'll say, well, this is the most likely, based on the data I've looked at, or the literature I've read carefully, this is the most likely possibility. | ||
| It's really interesting to hear how they talk that way, because with global warming or anything... | ||
| Have you heard Krauss? | ||
| Yes, Lawrence Krauss. | ||
| Yeah, listen, I've had him on my podcast. | ||
| I listened to the podcast you had with him and tried to read some of his book. | ||
| It was tough, but yes, I love him. | ||
| His book is rough, dude. | ||
| You just have to have a background. | ||
| Gauge symmetry, when he was going into gauge symmetry, and I fucked up by opening up my podcast, asking him to explain gauge symmetry. | ||
| I know, I know. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| You know what I got from that? | ||
| It's theoretical physics. | ||
| It puts a hole in your head. | ||
| I got that there's a web, there's an invisible web, and when we come into contact with it, we become mass. | ||
| But we have to understand, as skeptical as we are of this shit, these are the same motherfuckers that put together the Large Hadron Collider. | ||
| They are spinning atoms just slightly under the speed of light, slamming them into each other, and recreating the very instances right after the Big Bang. | ||
| And they're doing that shit right now. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| There's a team of scientists from 100 different countries. | ||
| Thousands. | ||
| Thousands. | ||
| I feel like you can find out how many there is. | ||
| Do you guys all agree that Nikola Tesla was a great scientist? | ||
| He was a genius. | ||
| He was a genius, but you've got to remember that Nikola Tesla lived in a world where he was so far ahead of the curve, and there's very few people that were able to compete with him or even understand what he was doing. | ||
| Okay, do you know that if you go to YouTube and you punch a Nikola Tesla hoax fraud, nothing comes up? | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| But that's also a guy who lived in the 1920s. | ||
| There's not anybody on the planet trying to say all that shit was bullshit. | ||
| There's no... | ||
| You go to YouTube, punch a Nikola Tesla, hoax, fraud, not one fucking video. | ||
| There's videos that come up that's saying something else was a hoax. | ||
| Nikola Tesla proves it. | ||
| Or, you know, Nikola Tesla proves hoax. | ||
| But not one video... | ||
| Of anybody ever saying Nicola Texel's off. | ||
| I feel like a guy like that. | ||
| But, this is just a fact. | ||
| You can take it or leave it. | ||
| Put in Albert Einstein hoax fraud. | ||
| Endless videos! | ||
| Oh, Albert was a freak. | ||
| Endless videos! | ||
| Wait a minute, wasn't Albert Einstein Time Magazine's Man of the Century? | ||
| How is that even possible? | ||
| I thought he was the smartest man in the world! | ||
| Hold on a second, let me just help you here. | ||
| You're getting very dramatic, so let me stop for a second. | ||
| If you put in Holocaust hoax, you'll get an equal number. | ||
| I'm not talking about that. | ||
| But you know that's true. | ||
| If you put in Sandy Hook hoax, you get an equal number. | ||
| You get a tremendous number of people that think that a lot of very... | ||
|
unidentified
|
But not Nikola Tesla. | |
| You're right. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| Why not him? | ||
| How about people that don't think that Richard Pryor was a genius? | ||
| Have you ever met a comic once that doesn't think Richard Pryor is one of the greatest of all time? | ||
| They don't exist. | ||
| But are there videos of people trying to prove that he wasn't the greatest? | ||
| No, but I mean, look. | ||
| That he was a hoax? | ||
| No. | ||
| There's nothing on Nikola Tesla. | ||
| I don't think that Einstein was a hoax, dude. | ||
| Correlation is not the same as causation, though, Eddie. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| I don't know nothing. | ||
| All I know is there's nothing on Nikola Tesla. | ||
| Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything. | ||
| But there's thousands of Albert Einstein. | ||
| You look into his life, like, oh, shit. | ||
|
unidentified
|
But is there anyone besides Nikola Tesla that doesn't have that? | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Is he the only guy, Eddie? | ||
| Well, Thomas Edison was always accused of stealing the ideas of Nikola Tesla. | ||
| In fact, Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant in the middle of, like, what was it, the World Science... | ||
| Thomas Edison did? | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| Oh, Thomas Edison. | ||
| I thought you said Thomas Jefferson. | ||
| No, Thomas Edison electrocuted a fucking elephant because he wanted to prove that alternating and direct current, like ACDC, which was Tesla's idea. | ||
| There's video of an elephant being electrocuted, not by Thomas Edison. | ||
| No, but Thomas Edison did it. | ||
| The reason why he did it is to prove or to try to, like, it was propaganda against Tesla's ideas, which were more advanced. | ||
| He wanted a movable, like, he wanted there to be alternating currents. | ||
| Tesla and Einstein were alive and kicking at the same time. | ||
| Tesla, there's quotes. | ||
| The quotes could be bullshit. | ||
| Tesla comes from several decades before Einstein. | ||
| Clowning him in public. | ||
| He thought Einstein was a fraud. | ||
| That could be bullshit, but there are quotes that can be bullshit of Tesla. | ||
| They keep popping up. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| There's quotes. | ||
| Tesla quotes saying the theory of relativity is basically a joke. | ||
| There's Tesla quotes of that. | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| What I'm saying is it could be bullshit, but it keeps coming up. | ||
| Well, no, no. | ||
| We know that the theory of relativity is used, right? | ||
| So that we know that that's not so much a theory anymore. | ||
| But here's what I think that he's addressing. | ||
| So Einstein, from what I have read, is Einstein was a great mind, but he was coming up at a time where he got most of the credit. | ||
| He became a famous scientist when there were A lot of scientists working on very similar ideas. | ||
| He was an average scientist who got blown up. | ||
| And contributing to the larger debate about quantum physics, right? | ||
| There was also a big debate about their methods, whereas Tesla was a big fan of experiments. | ||
| Einstein was a big fan of equations. | ||
| And one of the big criticisms... | ||
| One of the big quotes, he goes, scientists of today... | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Tesla's overrated, debunking the cult of Tesla. | ||
| Tesla's a popular figure in conspiracy culture. | ||
| What is it saying? | ||
| What is he saying? | ||
| He says Tesla is not real. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He said right here, he says Tesla was a popular figure today, but he's also a self-publicist, and this is the stuff he didn't invent. | |
| He did not invent Alternate and Current. | ||
| He just was one of many people working on it. | ||
| Okay, but he's probably one of the forefront minds, right? | ||
| Being a showman, helped popularize the Jews. | ||
| He's so good at that, eventually he had to... | ||
| I don't know if he's right or not. | ||
| Dude, he's shitting on Tesla. | ||
|
unidentified
|
He's the only guy ever. | |
| Eddie said there's no one saying anything against him, but there is. | ||
| But Mick West is always against... | ||
| He's a 100% official story. | ||
| He's not against... | ||
| He doesn't believe in that one conspiracy. | ||
| No, you're right, 100%. | ||
| And that's one of my, the only criticism I had about that guy. | ||
| Like, when we talked about the Gulf of Tonkin, he doesn't want to even admit that Gulf of Tonkin was a false flag. | ||
| Tower 7, he can't. | ||
| Tower 7's obvious. | ||
| Also, Operation Northwest, he was trying to downplay. | ||
| I'm like, look, man, whether or not you know what happened in any other place, you know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote down a memo saying, the plan was to have Guantanamo Bay attacked by Cuban friendlies that were going to give them guns, give them bombs, have them attack American civilians. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
| He was like, well, it never was implemented. | ||
| I was like, it doesn't matter. | ||
| They signed it. | ||
| Kennedy had a veto. | ||
| Yes, but Kennedy vetoed it. | ||
| That's why those checks and balances are in place. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The mindset behind the type of person that would want to blow up Americans and blame it on the Cubans so we could justify a war with Cuba. | ||
|
unidentified
|
The founding fathers knew that, though. | |
| The founding fathers knew that there would always be people within the government that would do anything they could, and so that's where the checks and balances. | ||
| Right, but they don't always go through perfectly. | ||
| That's, I mean, if Nixon was Reagan, Or, I mean, if Kennedy was Reagan or Kennedy was Nixon, he might very well have let that slide. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| I mean, a different person in a different circumstance with a different view of the world could have let the Joint Chiefs of Staff pull that through. | ||
| So that shows you the mindset. | ||
| So the mindset's undeniable that people absolutely do conspire. | ||
| So when you're a guy who never believes in conspiracies, you do just as much damage as a guy who always believes in conspiracies. | ||
| Well, so Alexander Hamilton said that it's not just a king you have to worry about, it's your actual government that's been elected. | ||
| So just because your parliament, he was using parliament as an example, just because parliament was voted in doesn't mean that small group of people will not get power hungry and drunk. | ||
| So therefore, you've got to have all these checks and balances. | ||
| You've got to have courts. | ||
| You've got all kinds of things. | ||
| And you have to have a Senate and a House of Representatives. | ||
| This is where these ideas came from. | ||
| That's what the genius of those fucking guys were. | ||
| Well, it's the only thing right now that's keeping Trump from instituting his travel ban, doing a lot of their... | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| But even with those checks and balances, he's still able to cut back the EPA budgets, withdraw us from the Paris Climate Agreement. | ||
| So there's a lot of weird shit that goes on that they didn't anticipate. | ||
| But what they did anticipate, they did put enough checks and balances that's keeping one person from just completely dominating the thing with their ideology. | ||
| Because they knew. | ||
| They came from monarchies, those guys. | ||
| They came from monarchies. | ||
| They knew that no matter who you are as a human being, whether you're democratically elected or you're divinely elected like the king was in Europe, you are going to take advantage of your power. | ||
| You're gonna get drunk with power. | ||
| It's very human. | ||
| And to want to have control over other people and do for them what they don't know is What is best for themselves? | ||
| Look at the world, man. | ||
| Look at whether it's Libya or look at North Korea or look at it. | ||
| People want to dominate the people around them. | ||
| They've been doing it since the beginning of time. | ||
| If you don't think they're doing it right now, you're fucking crazy. | ||
| The question is, what is the absolute objective Thing that's happening here like the objective view of what's happening here That's where it gets real tricky for all of us whenever we say we know that something's happening when I There's no way you can know and I know that there's no way you can know so now we have a really tainted conversation Because we're not looking at this whole thing honestly whether it whether whether whatever the fuck it is Whether it's aliens or life after death or anything. | ||
| I need to absolutely fucking know that you're being honest and And as soon as I don't think you are, or if I think you're trying to gain power, as soon as you see a politician give some bullshit fucking speech where you know that they're giving this canned cadence, this nonsense rhetoric, and you know as soon as they get in that they're gonna give in to the fucking special interest groups. | ||
| It's happened with Trump, it's happened with Bush, it happens with everybody. | ||
| It happened with Obama. | ||
| That's why a free press, that's why a free press from all different angles is so important. | ||
| Uncensored press. | ||
| And that's why it's called the fourth estate. | ||
| Man, that keeps fucking power in check. | ||
| Transparency. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It does. | |
| And that's the other thing. | ||
| The other problem is that when government grows, which it always has a tendency to do, what does government do? | ||
| It taxes and passes laws. | ||
| Two very coercive measures. | ||
| You keep growing government, here's what happens. | ||
| It doesn't get more powerful, it gets more powerful, but also more people are dependent on it. | ||
| More people are feeding from the public trough. | ||
| And then it becomes really hard to get rid of it. | ||
| It's really hard to get rid of a government program once it starts. | ||
| Because a cottage industry grows up around it. | ||
| That's the big problem they have right now with prisons. | ||
| There's so many fucking prisons and then they start prison guard unions passing laws. | ||
| They start lobbying to get laws passed to keep marijuana illegal, to make sure their prisons are filled. | ||
| Because these prisons become generators of money. | ||
| They don't become places where people are enslaved. | ||
| Dude, it's so fucked up. | ||
| So your politician's not going to say anything that's going to not grow that industry. | ||
| That's too much pressure. | ||
| As a politician, you spend 40% of your time raising money from strangers for your next election. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What about that conspiracy theory about... | |
| Hip-hop and rap, gangster rap, being created to promote crime to get more people wrongs. | ||
|
unidentified
|
That came from artists. | |
| It's an actual conspiracy theory. | ||
| You know what the real fear is, Eddie? | ||
| That's white people alone in their Long Beach apartments trying to figure out what they're wrong. | ||
| Are there private prisons? | ||
| People are profiting off prisons, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If they have anything to do with... | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| If they have any connection to the entertainment world... | ||
| Okay, but here's the problem with that timeline. | ||
| The private prisons weren't really that popular back then. | ||
| This is the 70s. | ||
| Private prisons were popular. | ||
| The rap music really came up. | ||
| The original rap music wasn't even... | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, no, no. | |
| Gangster rap. | ||
| It was gangster rap specifically. | ||
| N.W.A. We're talking like 80, 80, 80, 90. No, it came before that. | ||
| It came from when the Bronx was on fire. | ||
| No, don't push me because I'm close to the edge. | ||
| Specifically gangster rap though. | ||
| The conspiracy thing. | ||
| Yeah, the conspiracy. | ||
| They took it to the next level. | ||
| It's saying that the gangster rap from Compton and all that shit. | ||
| But it came from New York, man. | ||
| It came from when the Bronx was a gangster rap. | ||
| Well, that's where rap came from. | ||
| That's where rap came from. | ||
| Gangster rap, though, came from Compton. | ||
| Yeah, rap came from New York. | ||
| The whole story with the Sugar Hill Gang and I. It's pretty undeniable that Ice-T and N.W.A. and Ice Cube. | ||
| That's gangster rap. | ||
| Yeah, that's gangster rap. | ||
| Think about that album. | ||
| The game. | ||
| N.W.A., Niggas for Life. | ||
| He's more new, but yeah. | ||
| Do you guys remember that album, Niggas for Life? | ||
| That's what it was called. | ||
|
unidentified
|
N.W.A. You can say it. | |
| They killed hookers. | ||
| They had little skits in between the songs. | ||
| And they had a song about gang raping a 14-year-old in a drive-in. | ||
| That's what, yeah. | ||
| They had a song about that. | ||
| She swallowed it. | ||
|
unidentified
|
How did they get away with that? | |
| Because we hadn't evolved. | ||
| We didn't know what it meant. | ||
| Dude, Straight Outta Compton had Kill the Police. | ||
| You remember that? | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| Fuck the police. | ||
| Wasn't that Public Enemy? | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, that's NWA. Public Enemy had some hard songs. | |
| They got away with a lot of shit. | ||
| God, man. | ||
| Fuck the police! | ||
| That's the worst thing you could say in a song! | ||
| They got arrested for it at a concert, saying fuck the police stormed the stage. | ||
| But you're jumping, when you talk about the gangster rap in L.A., you're kind of jumping up, right? | ||
| You're not. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Gangster rap started in Compton, California by N.W.A. Who are the gangster rappers in New York? | |
| It wasn't gangster rap, it was just hard rap. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It was hip-hop. | |
| It was hip-hop. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And then there's sip-hop and then there's gangster rap. | ||
| It's N.W.A. In other words, I'm shooting you and all that stuff. | ||
| And I say it one more time, I'm gonna freak out. | ||
| Gangsta L.A. Compton. | ||
| Hey, I don't know, man. | ||
| No, you don't, but you pretend you do. | ||
| I'm out of my lane. | ||
| No, I'm asking! | ||
|
unidentified
|
It started in Compton. | |
| We're not talking about N.W.A. We're not talking about Poverati. | ||
| Pavarotti. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What are you talking about? | |
| Is Pavarotti still alive? | ||
| Is Pavarotti still alive? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He died. | ||
| Pavarotti died. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was greatness. | ||
| I saw him sing in person. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Live? | ||
| Yes, I did. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| And he sang Nessun Dorma, which you should really listen to it. | ||
| Nessun Dorma, no one sleeps. | ||
| Listen, please. | ||
| No one sang that song for eight years at the Met because they couldn't hit that fucking note. | ||
| And that dude hit it and... | ||
| I got two things to say. | ||
| Nassim Dormit and the Plant Paradox, you motherfuckers. | ||
| And the greatest restaurant in the world, Via Veneto down in fucking Venice. | ||
| If you don't go there, you're fucking lost. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I've been plugging people nonstop on our show and this show. | |
| It's so weird. | ||
| I can't help it. | ||
| There's certain things I get obsessed with and that's it. | ||
| That's one restaurant I love. | ||
| You know what it is, bro? | ||
| You're fucking selling out in Australia. | ||
| He's never been to Australia. | ||
| He's starting to feel insecure. | ||
| So you get shout outs to restaurants. | ||
| You're triggering me, dude. | ||
| I'm trying. | ||
| Shout out to Outback and Calabasas. | ||
| Fuck you, man! | ||
| Shout out to Max Holloway running Hawaii with an iron fist. | ||
|
unidentified
|
For real. | |
| Shout out to Max Holloway. | ||
| Let's bring this bitch home. | ||
| How about this, guys? | ||
| Let me give this to the people watching. | ||
| How many people? | ||
| 48,000? | ||
| You've earned this. | ||
| There's a couple of people listening. | ||
| Probably less now. | ||
| How many we got now? | ||
| Probably less now with the Soraya's talk and the government talk. | ||
| As soon as we hit government talk, we drop about ten. | ||
| Sorry, guys. | ||
| We drop about ten. | ||
| I brought it to a halt. | ||
| Fox News kills ratings. | ||
|
unidentified
|
I love Fox News! | |
| I don't watch Fox News! | ||
| That's another trigger, you motherfucker! | ||
|
unidentified
|
No, I get why you would read it, but Joe doesn't have that. | |
| that so why would you tell people are listening I want to help you guys don't even remotely commiserate like bitch I ain't got that problem Save that for someone, man. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| I want to say this. | ||
| We're going to wrap this up, but I want to say this. | ||
| Sometimes we have these podcasts and shit gets crazy and we get heated and we start smoking pot and we're drinking and there's a wrong impression that some people get that we don't love each other. | ||
|
unidentified
|
What? | |
| We don't have the best time. | ||
| No matter what we agree or disagree on, I think it's... | ||
| It's important. | ||
| It's just like family, man. | ||
| I've had a lot of arguments with my brother and my cousins and stuff, and it's like, you know, you are mad, and you are going back and forth, and I'm like, fuck that. | ||
| You said that, and you said this, but when it's all said and done, man, it's all love. | ||
| And I'll say something. | ||
| I think it's good, because I respect your opinion. | ||
| I respect your opinion. | ||
| I respect everyone in this room's opinion, and I think it's very important, even if you don't agree with someone's opinion, to be confronted by it. | ||
| Because I think if everybody just, look, we've all been around that one person or many people, like especially like old-time celebrities, celebrities that are famous in like the 70s and the 80s and shit when there was no internet, and then they just never felt this need to check themselves. | ||
| You know, they were never informed and I think that one of the best things about having a group of friends like you guys and like all of our comedian friends and I think all of our jujitsu friends too and I think that's one of the things that kind of ties it all together. | ||
| You get a different group of humans who've experienced a lot of weird shit, a different group of... | ||
| and you have a different point of view than me on a lot of shit, whether it's MMA, You and I have had spirited discussions about shit that we agreed or disagreed on the entire time we've been friends. | ||
| But you can do that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And still be cool to each other. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| And I think that's what's really important. | ||
| I think also the great thing about friendships after you get to be my age anyway and you spend a lot of time with people is that this is getting very... | ||
| I want some violin music, but this is serious. | ||
| A little music, a little music. | ||
| I feel like I have to come up with something. | ||
| You're coming up. | ||
| No, here's what I want to say. | ||
| Hey man, we're learning how to be friends. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah. | |
| They get to a point with friendship. | ||
| You know, where, and I was thinking about this with you, like, you could do pretty much anything, you're never not gonna be my friend no matter what. | ||
| The only thing that would maybe question is if you hurt a child, God forbid, or if you were torturing animals in your basement, then I'd be like, oh, fuck you! | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I would 100% help you bury somebody. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's exactly right. | ||
| I'll take a risk. | ||
| I'll take a risk. | ||
| I mean, there's a fucking small handful of people that I would call if I murdered somebody. | ||
| They're in this room. | ||
| Yeah, it would be a burner phone, though. | ||
| You call me first. | ||
|
unidentified
|
You call the loyal dog first, because I'd do it. | |
| Listen, we're all good. | ||
| He'd get scared and go, I have a tummy ache. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Yeah, don't call me. | |
| I got a tummy ache. | ||
| My Malinois is only six months old. | ||
| I can't leave them home. | ||
| My dog's afraid. | ||
| I got a lot of living to do, bro. | ||
| Who's the first guy you call? | ||
| Your dog right here. | ||
| Last time we did one of these podcasts, we got 10 million downloads. | ||
| What? | ||
| Is that a lot? | ||
| It's probably the biggest thing other than the Alex Jones episode. | ||
| Alex Jones still number one? | ||
| Alex Jones number one. | ||
| And the Alex Jones episode is one of the best pieces of evidence that there's some potential opening for some sort of a conspiracy to keep some people down. | ||
| Because the Alex Jones episode, not only did it get more downloads than any podcast we've ever done, ever, but it got more by, like, What, four million? | ||
| The deep state couldn't keep him quiet! | ||
| Five million? | ||
| Four million? | ||
| The deep state couldn't fucking silence him! | ||
| It's up to fifteen million. | ||
| But no, here's what they did do. | ||
| And I don't think that they did... | ||
| Look, it could be a catastrophic coincidence, but during the time when the Alex Jones episode went We're running through the charts of our downloads. | ||
| Like, what we get. | ||
| Like, if I have a number, like, this is my number one, this is my number two. | ||
| The Alex Jones is five million downloads ahead of everything. | ||
|
unidentified
|
It's clouded on us. | |
| Now, here's the crazy thing. | ||
| iTunes ratings went down, and I don't think they went down on purpose. | ||
| I don't think they went down on purpose. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Look at Eddie. | ||
| Eddie just cocked his ear. | ||
| But they coincidentally... | ||
|
unidentified
|
I don't know shit. | |
| This is what's undeniable. | ||
| They coincidentally went down the very time that the Alex Jones podcast was rampaging through. | ||
| Fucking deep state. | ||
| Now, my podcast oftentimes reached number one on the iTunes charts in terms of like the podcast episodes. | ||
| Oftentimes, if it's Lawrence Krauss or Sam Harris or, you know, maybe even this. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| So when that does happen, I got to say, well, if a podcast got five million downloads more than any podcast I've ever done, Ever! | ||
| For sure, that one's going to be number one. | ||
| iTunes said not up in here. | ||
| Not only was it not number one, but... | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| What do you got here? | ||
| Maybe iTunes is being gangster like that. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| You better shut the fuck up. | ||
| What, Jamie? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Currently number three and four overall. | |
| Okay, we are. | ||
| The episodes. | ||
| The Alex Jones podcast never got past number 20 or something crazy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, not only that, but the ones after it and the ones before it, they got way less downloads. | ||
| We're all ranked higher. | ||
| All ranked higher. | ||
| Do you think it's because, because I listened to that, and you guys got so fucking crazy toward the end. | ||
| Interdimensional shot molesters. | ||
| Oh, you guys got, you all got completely nuts. | ||
| I had turned you guys off. | ||
| I listened to two hours, and I was like, well, now we're in fucking crazy. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
| We didn't even get good until hour three. | ||
| No, I probably listened to almost three hours, and I was like, oh no. | ||
| And I think people turned, they went, oh, they're too drunk. | ||
| You guys got too drunk. | ||
| To be honest with you, you got too high and drunk. | ||
| I was fine. | ||
| People got fucking pissed at me. | ||
| People got... | ||
| I've never had so much heat publicly. | ||
| Cholos and shit got mad at me. | ||
| Gangbangers. | ||
| A gangbanger got fucking mad at me. | ||
| Alex Jones, he started thinking, he started going, I'm going to tell you what Trump told me. | ||
| And then you guys just go off on another fucking dance. | ||
| I'm like, tell us what the fuck he said! | ||
| But he was high, but that's what Alex does. | ||
| Alex would tell you one subject that'll turn corners. | ||
| George Soros making the marijuana stronger. | ||
| And then next thing you know, it's the astronauts really did land on the moon. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Crazy. | |
| But the problem was they found aliens there. | ||
| Like, hey, hey, hey, hey! | ||
| Relax. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Have you ever seen this? | |
| Relax with that. | ||
| He goes back and forth and back and forth. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Even if I was going, damn, you're doing so well. | |
| What was the one thing that got you? | ||
|
unidentified
|
Fuck. | |
| There was one thing in the middle of the podcast where Eddie stepped back and went, wait, Wait, wait. | ||
| You believe what? | ||
|
unidentified
|
I remember that! | |
| I remember that! | ||
| Because this whole time, this whole time, I'm the crazy motherfucker saying all this crazy shit. | ||
| And I go, one of these days, he's been friends with Alex Jones since fucking 1998. He should have been on, Alex Jones should have been on episode three or four or five. | ||
| He ended up being 911. Finally! | ||
| I waited all this time. | ||
| I knew what I was doing. | ||
| Finally waited all this time. | ||
| I go, oh shit. | ||
| I even asked Joe. | ||
| I go, dude, let me fucking jump on that bitch. | ||
| I never do that. | ||
| I never do that. | ||
| I did that for Paul Stanley and Kiss. | ||
| It didn't work out. | ||
| I thought I was going to be gone. | ||
| I had the date different, but I was in town. | ||
| And I said, I can't make it. | ||
| I'm going to be out of town. | ||
| But it turned out. | ||
| You were good, though. | ||
| But anyways, I showed up and I'm thinking, finally, someone else... | ||
| It's gonna just talk for me. | ||
| And for the first hour, I didn't say shit. | ||
| I didn't say nothing. | ||
| I didn't say nothing. | ||
| I'm taking all this chemtrails shit. | ||
| I take a lot of chemtrails shit. | ||
| And me and Alex Jones have talked about chemtrails and he knows a thousand times more about chemtrails than I do. | ||
| He has the documents memorized in his head. | ||
| He's got a photographic memory. | ||
| So I finally talked after an hour and let him go. | ||
| He wowed the whole world. | ||
| Everyone's like, oh shit. | ||
| Oh shit, we're getting fucked here. | ||
| We are getting fucked. | ||
| And then I decided to bring the chemtrails up. | ||
| And he didn't want to talk about it. | ||
| He wanted to talk about Trump. | ||
| He wanted to keep going Trump and I wanted to go chemtrails. | ||
| And I got kind of pissed. | ||
| I was like, fuck, I've been waiting this whole fucking time. | ||
| Why are you so obsessed with chemtrails? | ||
| What is it about chemtrails? | ||
| It's just air. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's just air. | ||
| For some reason, I think air is important. | ||
| It's just 1025. I've got to get out of here. | ||
| I've got to spot the store. | ||
| You've got to spot the store. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Let's end on that shit. | |
| Yeah, I got a spot at the store. | ||
| Anybody working tonight? | ||
| You guys working? | ||
| I'm off to Australia tomorrow night. | ||
| There's only tickets left in Sydney and Auckland. | ||
| Hold up. | ||
| When are you doing stand-up? | ||
| You know you're doing stand-up. | ||
| We've got to do this. | ||
| We've got to make this happen. | ||
| Dude, I'm ready to go. | ||
| I know! | ||
| I write all the time. | ||
| I write all the time. | ||
| I told Sam Tripoli, I go, dude, put me on a secret little tiny up belly room show. | ||
| I just want to go up there. | ||
| I don't want to tell anybody. | ||
| This is what we're going to do. | ||
| I've got five minutes. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Easy. | |
| I'll do a Wednesday. | ||
| I do Wednesdays at the Ice House all the time. | ||
| Next Wednesday, I do it at the Ice House. | ||
| Go up. | ||
| Commit to it. | ||
| When is it? | ||
| We'll figure it out. | ||
| Not this Wednesday. | ||
| I'll book it. | ||
| I'll give you plenty of time. | ||
| Five minutes. | ||
| Is that normal? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Still normal? | ||
| On open mic night, it's three. | ||
| Five minutes is normal. | ||
| It's three. | ||
| They give you three at the open mic night at the Comedy Store. | ||
| We'll do five. | ||
| All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sydney, Australia. | ||
| Melbourne, Australia. | ||
| Sydney and Auckland, New Zealand. | ||
| Only tickets left. | ||
|
unidentified
|
tfatk.com. | |
| This week, Irvine. | ||
| June 8th, 9th, and 10th, Irvine Improv, you fuckers. | ||
| Best comedy club. | ||
| Fucking amazing club. | ||
| Edge Bravo, what's going on? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I got a mix flick coming out. | ||
| Mix flick of death and devotion. | ||
| It's a compilation of a bunch of music videos based on the best movies ever. | ||
| Dropping Tuesday on my YouTube channel. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Talking shit and telling jokes. | ||
| Till the air stops coming out. | ||
| See you soon. |
Export Selection