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Three, two, one. | ||
Brendan Chubb, you gotta say that he's the greatest of all time now. | ||
We're talking about Mighty Mouse. | ||
You gotta say it. | ||
Yeah, we're live. | ||
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Oh, we're live? | |
Mighty Mouse is the greatest of all time. | ||
I agree. | ||
I texted you that too. | ||
I said, you know what? | ||
I finally agree with you, man. | ||
Mighty Mouse, number one in my book now. | ||
I've seen everybody except Fedor live. | ||
I would have to sing Fedor live, like in his prime, to really get a feel. | ||
I feel like Mighty Mouse is better than all of them. | ||
The dude's on so many different levels. | ||
It's like, here's everybody, here's next level shit, and here's Mighty Mouse. | ||
He's so next level. | ||
Yeah, it doesn't matter if you come in and you're the best striker on the planet, he's still going to fuck you up. | ||
He'll still fuck you up, Stan, and he'll take you down and submit you anyways. | ||
You come in about... | ||
A world-class wrestler comes in and he's the best wrestler in the world. | ||
Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck him up. | ||
And take him down. | ||
Best Jiu Jitsu guy? | ||
A guy who's just amazing at Jiu Jitsu. | ||
Mighty Mouse is still going to fuck you up. | ||
Mighty Mouse tapped Wilson Hayes. | ||
Did you hear Wilson Hayes after? | ||
He went, I'd rather get knocked out. | ||
That was so demoralizing. | ||
I mean, Mighty Miles, his striking's insane. | ||
His takedowns are insane. | ||
His jiu-jitsu's insane. | ||
His confidence is insane. | ||
His work ethic is insane. | ||
His cardio. | ||
The best, the best, the best of all time. | ||
Have you seen the ratings? | ||
Lowest of all time on Fox. | ||
He needs to go up. | ||
How dare you? | ||
I tuned in! | ||
I fucking love the guy! | ||
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You just pulled out your fat hog and pissed right in my cornflakes. | |
Son of a bitch. | ||
How crazy is that, though? | ||
We need to see him go up in weight. | ||
I think that's the answer. | ||
I know it's obvious Dana doesn't want that. | ||
It's obvious. | ||
We can't, yeah. | ||
But, damn. | ||
Can you imagine him against TJ Dillashaw? | ||
It is really hard. | ||
Can you imagine? | ||
It's really hard to sell an opponent against him other than someone going up. | ||
Or Cody going down. | ||
Cody's talked about going down. | ||
He said he's down. | ||
He says he can make it. | ||
Well, it's not that uncommon that someone just rules a weight class so much that he goes up in weight. | ||
They do it in boxing. | ||
Or down. | ||
Up or down. | ||
Yeah, in boxing. | ||
Generally, you step up. | ||
Let's see if I can take a bigger dude. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Connor's on that level. | ||
He's like, fuck up the 45ers, but I'm going to come up to 55 for the challenge. | ||
BJ did it. | ||
What do you think of this rumor? | ||
I haven't even texted Dana about this. | ||
This UFC 213 rumor. | ||
Have you heard this? | ||
They're talking about McGregor and Tyron Woodley. | ||
Yeah, I saw that. | ||
Is that 100% bullshit? | ||
What do you think? | ||
I think it's bullshit. | ||
From what I hear, it's bullshit. | ||
I'm supposed to be utilizing my connection to the UFC. I heard it's bullshit. | ||
I'm pretty sure I saw Ariel. | ||
You should have a rumor section, a rumor part of the show. | ||
Rumors are fun, though. | ||
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Can you imagine rumors from Joe Rogan? | |
Dude, just a whole rumor show? | ||
Dude, you'd have the best rumor show of all time. | ||
I had some deep rumors. | ||
I'm pretty sure Ariel shut that down, but Cyborg, I'm pretty sure Cyborg's fighting at UFC 213 in Anaheim. | ||
She tweeted that out recently. | ||
There was something recently where she tweeted out that if UFC doesn't get her a fight, let her go. | ||
It doesn't work like that. | ||
Like, I love when fighters do that, but it's like, hey, if you don't fight me soon, I'm fucking out of here. | ||
You ain't going nowhere, bitch. | ||
Like, you contracture, you have to. | ||
But to defend the UFC here, which is, you know, they offered her fights. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Like, two, and she wasn't ready. | ||
So they're like, dude, we tried. | ||
All right, we'll figure something out, but geez, and now you want to take off? | ||
Like, give us a second here. | ||
And in her defense, apparently, I mean, the only way that, like, USADA would grant her, there it goes, July 29th, I'm making my first. | ||
Oh my goodness! | ||
The NBA is Sunday, July 30th. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
And this is, you could do both. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
God damn, dude. | ||
And there's a Big Brown Breakdown Live in Long Beach that Friday, son! | ||
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It continues! | |
We're doing an all-girl. | ||
Rejoice, everybody! | ||
All-girl EBI, July 30th. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
The UFC requested it. | ||
The UFC asked us, can you do an all-girl EBI? And I said, damn, I thought you'd never ask. | ||
Hell yeah! | ||
Cyborg could probably jump in that bitch. | ||
She's not going to get touched. | ||
She can come in there and just smash all your girls all at once. | ||
Yeah, you'd have to get someone big. | ||
Nah, just have all of them jump on her. | ||
King Kong with the little planes. | ||
Did you see the new King Kong movie? | ||
No, it looks dope, though. | ||
It's dope for a while. | ||
You let the 12-year-old boy in your brain out. | ||
It's fun. | ||
But for that long, it's really stupid. | ||
I'd be down to see it, though. | ||
But what's his face? | ||
John C. Reilly's in that movie? | ||
He's hilarious. | ||
The guy from Step Brothers? | ||
Yes! | ||
And he's that guy. | ||
And Wreck-It Ralph? | ||
Really? | ||
He's that guy in the movie. | ||
He's comic relief. | ||
Does he play for your health? | ||
He plays a dude that crash-landed there. | ||
But does he play the guy from For Your Health? | ||
You ever watch that on Tim and Eric? | ||
No. | ||
Dude, John C. Reilly is humongous. | ||
He's so huge, but he loved doing the Tim and Eric show. | ||
You're saying size-wise is huge? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
As a star. | ||
As a star. | ||
And then Tim and Eric is a crazy, bizarre, obscure comedy show. | ||
It's fucking nuts. | ||
It's like Key and Peele on Acid. | ||
Yeah. | ||
There it is. | ||
I've seen this. | ||
So he does this show. | ||
Big-ass actor does this show, and he plays a character. | ||
He's like a news host. | ||
Oh, I have seen this. | ||
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Dr. Steve Brule. | |
Dr. Steve Brule, of course. | ||
I can't believe I couldn't think of it. | ||
Dr. Steve Brule. | ||
Look at him. | ||
Dude, he's the funniest guy. | ||
How hilarious is he? | ||
He probably does it for free. | ||
Yes, he don't give a shit. | ||
He's also wrecked. | ||
He's always on the show, son. | ||
He's one of the funniest guys of all time. | ||
That fucking scene where him and Will Ferrell, not in Step Brothers, but in Talladega Nights, when they're discussing Shake and Bake. | ||
I mean, come on, dude. | ||
No, what about when he takes over and he's his girl and paints his face over his? | ||
What the fuck are you doing? | ||
He's like, I moved in, man. | ||
He's like, you want to hang out? | ||
He's like, no, we're not hanging out. | ||
How about he calls him up and asks him how to use his stereo? | ||
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He goes, why the fuck would you want to watch TV while listening to the radio? | |
He goes, because I like to party. | ||
That movie's classic. | ||
That guy's got the best timing of all time. | ||
Him and Will Ferrell together, you could just have them... | ||
All you need is just get a couple of funny guys to write some loose format for them and just let them go wild. | ||
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That story. | |
They might be the two funniest... | ||
Pairs, ever. | ||
Dude, he played so serious in that movie Gangs of New York. | ||
Remember him in Gangs of New York? | ||
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That's right. | |
He was a serious dude. | ||
Nasty dude. | ||
He's like the cop. | ||
That must be so much fun for him. | ||
He scared the shit out of me in that movie. | ||
He scared the shit out of me. | ||
Me too. | ||
I felt like he was really the butcher. | ||
They said he was an asshole on set, too. | ||
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I bet. | |
He was in character, man. | ||
He's one of those, I'm in character, guys. | ||
It's too deep for me. | ||
That's right. | ||
He played a bad motherfucker in that movie. | ||
That movie, Gangs of New York, is scary. | ||
It's underrated. | ||
Oh, it's so good! | ||
But it's scary, because you imagine what life was like if you were born into that environment. | ||
Whether or not that exactly happened, I'm sure there's some sort of a dramatic flair that they added to the reality of that, but... | ||
Whatever the fuck it was, there have been places on earth that have existed where people hacked each other up with axes and swords like that. | ||
Just when you watch that and you realize, Jesus, that was only like, you know, a few hundred years ago. | ||
Not that far. | ||
Not that far in the past. | ||
Indians and shit, I mean, they would, you know, retaliate, you know, because white men came and tried to take their lands. | ||
So the Indians were like, fuck you. | ||
We're going to, we spot a wagon. | ||
We're going to fuck you up. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
So it was just back and forth. | ||
You had to worry about not just fucking bears and shit, but you got to worry about Indians, Dan. | ||
If the Indians spot you and they want to fuck you, you're done, son. | ||
Dude, there's a lot of cannibalism going on, too, that people don't know about. | ||
They probably love eating white people back then. | ||
Yeah, especially the Nez Perce. | ||
I just saw Steve Rinella told me about all this shit when I was hanging with him in the woods when Callan and I went hunting with him. | ||
Yikes. | ||
Are there any stories? | ||
The Nez Perce is terrifying. | ||
Are there any stories? | ||
There must be stories of slaves that escaped and went and hid out with Indians. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
Put on the feathers and stuff like that. | ||
Put the paint on. | ||
I don't think the Indians would let you in, man. | ||
No, they would understand. | ||
No, they would understand. | ||
Are you kidding? | ||
No. | ||
No, the Indians would be like, they understand. | ||
Indians aren't evil. | ||
They understand that those are slaves. | ||
These guys are running for their lives. | ||
There had to be some. | ||
There had to be some. | ||
They didn't get to the tent. | ||
Listen. | ||
There was all sorts of stories about mountain men meeting Indians and falling in love. | ||
Fall in love? | ||
I've seen movies. | ||
I've seen movies. | ||
Do you think that really happened? | ||
You think Indians... | ||
Well, you know what? | ||
It would have to be a white guy helping the Indians out and being on the Indian side, understanding that their hands are being taken. | ||
I got three words for you. | ||
Dances with wolves. | ||
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There you go. | |
You think that really happened? | ||
Kevin Costner. | ||
100%. | ||
Dude, I watched it. | ||
I watched it take place. | ||
I've seen it, man. | ||
It resonated in my mind. | ||
It seemed realer than anything I watched on the news. | ||
Dude, we fucked them up so bad. | ||
We fucked them up so bad. | ||
Just our diseases. | ||
We get, like, the flu. | ||
And you take out the entire village. | ||
That kills 90% of the Native Americans. | ||
We're like, what's up, guys? | ||
Dead. | ||
Can you imagine dudes are like, dude, we're escaping. | ||
We're going to go find some Indians and live with them and fuck all the Indian women. | ||
Dude, can you imagine? | ||
Or could you imagine? | ||
You can't touch the women. | ||
Come on! | ||
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Even crazier. | |
Even crazier. | ||
Could you imagine coming over here? | ||
They show up with big ass dicks? | ||
They show up with these gigantic dicks? | ||
Yeah, you're not coming in my fucking tent with that dick. | ||
Yeah, that's not going to happen. | ||
There must have been problems. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
For sure problems. | ||
I just don't think that if anybody came from, like, those Native Americans that were here back in that day, like, you know, they were competing with each other, you know? | ||
I mean, there was a lot going on there. | ||
White people like to say that. | ||
They go, dude, they were fighting each other. | ||
Oh, they definitely were. | ||
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They definitely were. | |
So the white people feel better. | ||
That is true though, right? | ||
Dude, they were killing each other! | ||
We were just helping them! | ||
Imagine if you were there and you had a cold and you just watched everybody die. | ||
You gave them a cold. | ||
You came over on a boat, you got sick, and everybody died. | ||
90% of the people died. | ||
They didn't know, though. | ||
But how crazy is that? | ||
Our bodies adapt to bugs and diseases so well. | ||
Maybe they just slaughtered them all and said, dude, let's just say they died. | ||
Guess what? | ||
We got some bad news. | ||
The Navajo Indians are wiped out. | ||
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They had disease and someone sneezed on them. | |
They're allergic to cheese. | ||
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They're gone now. | |
It's basically who knows what part of history is real or not. | ||
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Hey, is there any Indians in the UFC? Has there ever been an Indian? | |
Can you imagine a Jim Thorpe in the UFC? Some dude from a reservation comes in and fucks everybody up. | ||
It'd be like Indian versus white guy in the main event. | ||
Like some Tonka shit from Street Fighter? | ||
You never know. | ||
I don't think so. | ||
There's got to be some badass Indians out there. | ||
I'm talking like full-blooded or definitely some badass Indians. | ||
You remember that one Native American that Bas Rutten fought? | ||
Remember that dude? | ||
He was in King of the Cage. | ||
He fought a lot of different fights. | ||
He was like a real good mid-level guy. | ||
Big Native American guy. | ||
I don't remember. | ||
Find out Bas Rutten's last MMA fight. | ||
He fought an Indian in his last fight? | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
Or was it a white guy but claiming one 16th Indian? | ||
I'm trying to... | ||
And he has the card? | ||
I think the guy was Native American, I'm pretty sure. | ||
I don't think you're supposed to say Indian anymore. | ||
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Ruben Villarreal? | |
That's right, Ruben Hurricane Villarreal. | ||
That's the last guy he fought. | ||
That sounds Mexican. | ||
Ruben doesn't sound very Indian. | ||
Find out what nationality. | ||
Oh, Warpath, yeah. | ||
Oh, god damn, he looks Indian. | ||
He does, for sure. | ||
Big dude. | ||
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6'4", 247. Damn, he has a salty record. | |
Shit! | ||
22 wins, 28 losses. | ||
This ain't for you! | ||
My man's in there banging them. | ||
A lot of black people say they're part Indian, right? | ||
Get that check. | ||
Right? | ||
You'll have to be 116th to get that check. | ||
You gotta prove that shit. | ||
Do we got an MMA Wikipedia there? | ||
Well, either way. | ||
Either way, he's Indian as fuck. | ||
At least in my book he is. | ||
He's a part. | ||
Oh, he's full Apache according to my book. | ||
That's one thing that I do know. | ||
I don't know a whole lot about Native Americans, but I know that the Sioux people, they actually call themselves Lakota. | ||
And the other Indians would call them the Sioux because it means enemy. | ||
So there was like all sorts of crazy infighting. | ||
Look at that! | ||
Ogla-Lakota fight gets first UFC win. | ||
Okay. | ||
And that dude looks super Native American. | ||
The guy on the right or left? | ||
Left. | ||
The guy looks white as shit. | ||
The guy on the left? | ||
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Yeah, he looks like a wrestler from Indiana, right? | |
He looks like a straight white boy. | ||
He looks like a crazy Apache to me. | ||
He looks like Ben Askren's mom slept with an Indian. | ||
Alright, he looks straight out of fucking... | ||
I've seen this dude fight. | ||
He's a tough dude. | ||
Yeah, really tough. | ||
He does look straight up Native American. | ||
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He looks Native as fuck in those pictures up there. | |
Alright, you got that. | ||
He got a little white in him though. | ||
His name's David. | ||
Well, you know what they look like? | ||
They look like people from Siberia. | ||
That's the origination of the Native American. | ||
They trace the genome back. | ||
They did this thing for when the Mormons are trying to prove that Jesus came from Native Americans. | ||
Silly Mormons. | ||
The Mormons are trying to prove that the lost tribe of Israel was the Native Americans because it's in one of their books. | ||
That's a good one right there. | ||
Turns out that the Indians, but you know, in history, we paint them out to be savages. | ||
Well, we're so lucky that there's fucking people that study this shit so that we know that we could sit here in a room and just talk shit and Google how the fuck did people get here from Asia? | ||
Thank God. | ||
They walked across the Bering Strait. | ||
We know that. | ||
It's like a fact. | ||
And then once they did the genome on the Native American, they went, yep, these people are from Siberia. | ||
So those people from Siberia, if you ever look up there, they're fucking strong features. | ||
Super strong. | ||
Just stout people. | ||
It's tough, too. | ||
Like Ruslan Provodnikov. | ||
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I don't know. | |
Is he still fighting? | ||
He was like pissing black tar. | ||
He was like, you know what? | ||
I think I'm good. | ||
He's one of Speed of Sport guys. | ||
He's a Freddie guy. | ||
Is he still working with him? | ||
He's a Freddie guy and he's a Nick Curzon guy. | ||
Nick Curzon worked with him. | ||
You know what, man? | ||
He's been in some wars. | ||
That's what's up. | ||
Straight up wars. | ||
The way that guy fights, you can't do that for very long. | ||
You know, there's guys like Floyd Mayweather that can go an entire career and get rocked like maybe three, four times, like where he got tagged a little. | ||
And then you got guys like Provodnikoff that just butt heads with everybody. | ||
They try to break everybody. | ||
He had back-to-back fights with Alagiri and then with Homeboy, the Blackfeller, the Beast, the Desert Storm. | ||
Yeah, Tim Bradley. | ||
Tim Bradley. | ||
Tim Bradley and him had chaos wars. | ||
You know Tim Bradley, after that fight, had a stutter for six months. | ||
His wife was like, please stop fighting. | ||
He was sick for like months. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
I'm not surprised. | ||
It was the fight of the year, too. | ||
Bradley got fucked. | ||
It was a chaos fight. | ||
It was chaos. | ||
Those fights, man, I'm so torn because while I'm watching it, I'm enjoying the shit out of it. | ||
Me too. | ||
But part of me is going, fuck, I know what these guys are doing to themselves right here. | ||
It's almost like you have an extra bump of information that's too much. | ||
But it still makes an Arturo Gotti-Mickey Ward fight even more glorious. | ||
That's why when they walk in a room, you're just like, Jesus Christ, there they are, man. | ||
Like, I'll never forget with Jon Jones when he fought Gustafsson and I fought Mitrione. | ||
You know, he had a war. | ||
And my coach, Tony Jeffries, has never been to UFC. It's the first UFC he's ever been to. | ||
And Jon Jones won, and he's coming by on a stretcher because he was so beat up, man. | ||
His lips were out to here, both eyes clogged, and he's shaking. | ||
That was when he went straight to the hospital and he was shaking. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
And he walked by and I just grabbed him. | ||
And I didn't know what to say. | ||
I went, dude, I'm so proud of you, champ. | ||
And he just put a thumbs up. | ||
I probably couldn't even see him. | ||
He had like stewy eyes. | ||
Like you can't see shit. | ||
And my coach goes, holy fuck. | ||
That's the winner. | ||
That guy won. | ||
See, something about Jon Jones, I think. | ||
I got a theory. | ||
I got an older brother theory. | ||
And I feel like dudes who have badass older brothers can fucking take it. | ||
Like, Weidman? | ||
Weidman had an older brother, and him and the older brother apparently, according to some of his interviews, they, you know, his older brother beat him up and shit. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
Makes you tough. | ||
Like, Matt Hughes, two twins. | ||
Imagine looking at yourself every day, just trying to beat up yourself. | ||
Scrapping. | ||
Just a dead even every fucking time. | ||
Just a war. | ||
Jim Miller, his brother Dan Miller. | ||
My brother used to beat me up, but I never, not beat me up, but just like sock my shoulder. | ||
Like if I would fart, he would sock me full. | ||
I'd have to sit there and I would take it. | ||
I would never fight back. | ||
No, but like in boxing, there's the Smith family, Liam Smith, Aldo Smith, there's four brothers. | ||
Three are world champions. | ||
Cole Miller and Micah Miller. | ||
They're all just... | ||
Yeah. | ||
Savages. | ||
Monsters, man. | ||
There's a ton of people like that. | ||
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Lozon brothers. | |
Yup, the Lozon brothers. | ||
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There you go. | |
That's a good one. | ||
Noguera brothers. | ||
Shit. | ||
Twins there, right, too? | ||
There's a bunch, man. | ||
Dude, so many. | ||
Shogun and Ninja. | ||
Oh, here's something that fucking rock your world or not rock your world. | ||
But if Jon Jones wasn't such a fuck-up, for lack of better terms, we're not even having this conversation that Mighty Mouse is the best ever. | ||
He'd be just going based off his regular schedule now. | ||
He'd be 13, 14-time world champ if no one beat him. | ||
And he'd probably be fighting that heavyweight and having that belt, too. | ||
Going down his best ever. | ||
Well, he's still got a chance. | ||
I mean, Jon Jones is only 30 years old, which is crazy because that means he's really about to jump into his prime. | ||
I'd say like an athlete's prime for combat sports, I feel like it's somewhere around 30 to 32. For heavyweight. | ||
See, I don't think everyone. | ||
I think the lighter weight classes, it's earlier. | ||
But look at the welterweights. | ||
The champs are always around that age. | ||
Except for GSP, I think he won the title when he was in his late 20s. | ||
Yeah, late 20s. | ||
When is Tyron Woodley's, what, 33? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, that's fair. | ||
I mean, he had wrestling background. | ||
What's the latest with Jon Jones? | ||
How old's Robbie? | ||
Jon Jones, his suspension comes up in July. | ||
Did you hear what Dana White said today? | ||
I texted you. | ||
Yeah, they're going to fight. | ||
It was Brett Okamoto, right? | ||
Yeah, Brett Okamoto interviewed Dana White from ESPN. He said that DC will fight Jon Jones, but if Jon Jones isn't ready by, I think it's the July card. | ||
Yeah, July 29th. | ||
Yeah, if he's not ready by then, then he's going to fight Jimmy Manoa, and then they'll fight down the road. | ||
Crazy. | ||
So no warm-up for Jon Jones. | ||
If he does want one, then... | ||
What do you think about that? | ||
Do you think that's smart for Jon? | ||
Or do you think Jon should take a warm-up? | ||
He should take a warm-up. | ||
The UFC should give him a warm-up. | ||
Because, Joe, when has it ever worked when a guy takes this much time off and you just throw him right to the top of the heap? | ||
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Think of Ronda. | |
When has it ever worked? | ||
Think of Chael Sonnen. | ||
Like, there's a lot of guys. | ||
And people go, well, Dominic Cruz. | ||
Dominic Cruz didn't fight Cody Garbrandt and TJ Dillashaw after all that time. | ||
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Right. | |
He fought a... | ||
Mizusaki, who's a tough guy. | ||
Mitsugaki, and then he went right into TJ. But still a warm-up. | ||
But TJ was a big gap. | ||
I know, but at least he didn't fight TJ. That first fight back, he ain't beating TJ. Right, but you know that he got injured after the Mitsugaki fight, and it was another year plus before he fought again. | ||
True, and he might be the outlier here, but I'm just saying... | ||
He's an outlier. | ||
He's an outlier, but... | ||
But he's not as good... | ||
In the first fight, if you look at him in the TJ fight, and then you look at him in the second fight when he fought Uriah Faber, he's way better in the Uriah Faber fight. | ||
He's more lean, he's fitter, and he dealt with a lot of the problems that he has. | ||
He has serious plantar fasciitis, man. | ||
Have you ever had that? | ||
It's a fucking nightmare. | ||
I've had to deal with it. | ||
And you look at his style. | ||
What is that? | ||
It's like the fascia in the bottom of your feet tears. | ||
You can't even get out of bed to warm up. | ||
It's a fucking nightmare. | ||
It's impossible to get rid of it. | ||
And Dominick Cruz is all footwork. | ||
And what happened is, after he tore his ACL, he took a long time off, and his feet just weren't strong enough to keep up with his training. | ||
Because his training is so foot movement dominant. | ||
But back to the point, should John get a warm-up, in the grand scheme of things, I understand we want these big paydays, and you want the big ratings, so you toss them. | ||
DC John Jones is a huge raider. | ||
But if something happens, like Ronda Rousey lost, what happens if we gave Ronda a warm-up so you get paid on that? | ||
It's a huge draw. | ||
And then she fights. | ||
It's a huge draw. | ||
But when you just toss them right to the very top, it's a one-and-done, man. | ||
It doesn't make sense to me. | ||
They were worried, I guess, with the sale. | ||
You buy something for like $4 billion. | ||
You want to maximize your profits. | ||
It's just the issue comes up with purists, which I think all of us are purists. | ||
When you look at it like... | ||
At the end of the day, I want to see the number one contender fight the champ. | ||
I ride the fence. | ||
I get the business side from what they want to do, and then I get from a pure fighter standpoint. | ||
I was just about to say, but I'm a hypocrite because I was happy when Dan Henderson got that shot against Michael Bisping. | ||
I'm like, that's what we want to see. | ||
Or GSB. It makes no sense he's fighting Bisping. | ||
Well, the problem with the GSP-Bismink fight is it ties up the division. | ||
And when you have a guy like Robert Whittaker who just ices Jacare, holy shit! | ||
That's the best adjective to use there. | ||
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Goddamn, that kid's good. | |
He's a killer. | ||
Whittaker's a killer. | ||
Straight killer. | ||
Who beats him in the top three? | ||
I like his chance against anyone now. | ||
Yoel Romero's such a freak. | ||
God, such a freak. | ||
I agree. | ||
I like Whitaker on that, son. | ||
Maybe. | ||
You're 100% right that it's a hell of a fight. | ||
I mean, Yoel Romero and Jacare, I don't even think Yoel beat Jacare, really. | ||
You could really give some of that fight to Jacare. | ||
Like, Romero's a split decision. | ||
He had that one moment where he spun and hit Jacare with that spinning back fist and put him on queer boulevard Whitaker made Jacare look like a fucking amateur Just fucking hawk them down. | ||
He even had his back like get the fuck out of here. | ||
Oh, jiu-jitsu very cool See ya. | ||
I feel like Whitaker is better now than ever and I think he's only 25 or 26 26, right? | ||
26. He's no older than that. | ||
He's a young buck, and he's coming up strong. | ||
And he's another one that went from 170 to 185 and improved tremendously. | ||
As soon as he stopped cutting that radical amount of weight, all of a sudden, dude's got vitality and power. | ||
The Brunson fight was serious. | ||
That was a big wake-up call to people, because Brunson was putting it on him. | ||
Well, Brunton rushed at him, chin first, and I was like, oh my god, how's this gonna work out? | ||
And he covered up his smart compose, and then just, yakush! | ||
Those Australian fucking shovels, man. | ||
I'm a fan now, and I thought he was gonna lose that fight, and I went, oh, that's my guy. | ||
When I'm down, I'm down, man. | ||
Did you see all the Crocodile Dundee memes? | ||
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There was a ton of them. | ||
I can't wait, man. | ||
I mean, come on, man. | ||
A dude from Australia fights a dude who calls himself the alligator? | ||
Shit. | ||
That's a great fucking point. | ||
I didn't even think of that. | ||
It's the fucking crocodile done decent. | ||
Now this is a knife. | ||
Now that's a knife. | ||
That's a knife. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
Whitaker's the new hotness, and that division needs some hotness. | ||
Like the new blood, I love when there's new blood, because like, fuck, yeah. | ||
That's what we need. | ||
Now we need that heavyweight and light heavyweight. | ||
Light heavyweight, we're like... | ||
Yeah. | ||
I guess, you know what? | ||
DC, John, can you guys just fight each other every other weekend? | ||
Well, what did you think about Rumble retirement? | ||
Here's what happened, right? | ||
They read off the submission. | ||
DC raises his hand. | ||
I'm going in to interview DC. And Rumble and DC are hugging. | ||
And then DC puts his hand on Rumble's shoulders. | ||
He goes, you go first. | ||
You go first. | ||
That was a bad idea, I think. | ||
No, I don't think it was a bad idea, man. | ||
I think it was classy. | ||
This is what I think about DC. At the end of the day, Daniel Cormier is a really good man. | ||
Great guy. | ||
He's a really good man. | ||
He gets so much hate, doesn't he? | ||
I don't get it, man. | ||
I mean, he's competitive, and before the fight, he's saying, you know, it's too bad that Anthony Johnson's in my weight class because he'll never be champion. | ||
He's saying all the shit that you're going to say, but at the end of the day, it's true. | ||
He's on another level when it comes to his ability to compete. | ||
Another level. | ||
He's on another level. | ||
Just to critique the fight there, DC looked in the worst shape we've seen him. | ||
I thought if Anthony Johnson can beat him, this is going to be the time. | ||
I didn't know going into it, Anthony Johnson didn't want to fight or be in there. | ||
If you're even talking about retiring, you're fucked with a guy like DC who's going to grind you out. | ||
It's just not going to work. | ||
Rumble Johnson was about four inches from a head kick knockout. | ||
He caught him with the foot in the face. | ||
He caught and broke his nose. | ||
If he caught him with his shin, if he, you know, when you see where that kick landed, you feel like, God damn, Daniel Cormier can fucking take it. | ||
He can fucking take it. | ||
Because he took that shot right on the chin, he went back to his corner, his nose was clearly jacked. | ||
We're looking at it in between rounds like, that looks really broken. | ||
Went out there like it didn't bother him at all. | ||
See, I think that was a good tune-up fight for DC, too. | ||
Not that Anthony Johnson's a tune-up, but his game plan was crazy. | ||
He obviously didn't execute the game plan. | ||
So I think that was good for DC, because I think if that DC fights John, he's in trouble. | ||
I wonder what would have happened if Rumble connected. | ||
My question is, look at this. | ||
Smack! | ||
He catches him right with the foot. | ||
It's almost better he bent down. | ||
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So he didn't get the chin. | |
His nose absorbs it. | ||
Hell yeah, that small nose, too. | ||
Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
What a combination. | ||
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But we've never really seen DC with a gut like that. | |
Well, look, it obviously wasn't affecting him. | ||
Who knows if he's injured? | ||
He probably was. | ||
He's always injured. | ||
He's always doing some shit. | ||
He's got a problem with his knee, and he's had it worked on. | ||
I know he's got stem cells in it. | ||
Shit's going to happen. | ||
It's 38. It looks like that kick fully connected, right? | ||
He just took it. | ||
He was just like... | ||
He went down into it, which I think he didn't get full momentum, like you said, with the shin, where he was in a lot of trouble. | ||
Dude, he... | ||
It looked a lot harder than I thought it was. | ||
It was certainly the foot. | ||
And the thing about feet is you can knock someone the fuck out with a foot, no doubt about it, but a foot gives a little bit. | ||
Yeah, I was just gonna say it gives. | ||
It gives a little bit. | ||
But the shin, man. | ||
It's game over, son. | ||
You know, the first time I ever realized how much of a benefit that was, I worked out with Maurice Smith. | ||
And Maurice Smith was showing me, like, when Maurice Smith faces a heavy bag, it's really interesting. | ||
Like, if he throws a roundhouse kick, the bag goes straight. | ||
Like, he hits it. | ||
Like, he's hitting straight on. | ||
He's, like, stepping to the side and hitting straight on. | ||
It's almost like he's hitting it with a front kick in terms of how the bag moves away from him. | ||
And in the taekwondo and karate days, everybody went round with these round kicks, and it was more like a slap. | ||
It didn't have the same kind of penetration. | ||
And when you see, like, a Maurice Smith or a Pedro Hizzo... | ||
Eddie, do you remember when you and I went to... | ||
We went to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu way back in the day? | ||
Way back in the day, you were a purple belt. | ||
We went to Beverly Hills Jiu Jitsu and we watched Marco Huas kick the bag. | ||
Oh, no, no, no. | ||
Pedro Hizzo. | ||
It was Pedro Hizzo was kicking the bag. | ||
Marco Huas was too. | ||
But Pedro Hizzo, I never saw anybody in my life who had leg kicks that were as scary as Pedro Hizzo. | ||
I remember he kicked Rico Rodriguez once when they fought. | ||
And the thud, the SWAK! And you looked at it and you went, oh, you can't take those. | ||
There's no way. | ||
No one's taking those. | ||
You can only take so many of those. | ||
Even Randy Couture was like, yeah, but he was on the show. | ||
He goes, look at my leg. | ||
That's from fucking... | ||
It's fucked up forever. | ||
It's like a huge dent. | ||
Like someone took a bat. | ||
He did the same thing to Randleman. | ||
He would leave dents in you, dude. | ||
Do you remember us watching him kick the bag? | ||
Do you remember that? | ||
I think it was someone else. | ||
I don't think it was me. | ||
We went to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
You weren't there? | ||
No, I've never been to Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
I've been there once, but it wasn't with you. | ||
Well, it was that time. | ||
Powerful, faulty memory. | ||
I don't want to say nothing. | ||
I'm just going to let it go. | ||
It was you and me, man. | ||
I'll tell you what was weird, too, with that fire. | ||
He goes, I'll move on to something else, and then his Twitter background changes to the Los Angeles Rams. | ||
He put hashtag LA Rams. | ||
So all my friends are texting me, and now I judge them for it. | ||
They're like, oh, bro, he's playing for the Rams? | ||
I'm like, you fucking moron. | ||
No, he's not playing for the Rams. | ||
No, he's not fucking suiting up for the Rams. | ||
I don't know if he's being a special teams coach or some shit like that, but he is not touching the field catching footballs. | ||
I'll tell you that right now. | ||
No, he's got some sort of executive job, correct? | ||
Is that what I've been hearing? | ||
So that's the Rams helmet, that's all he had? | ||
Yes. | ||
Okay, does it say anything there? | ||
What does it say? | ||
Just L.A. Rams? | ||
Hashtag Rumble Squad, hashtag Rams. | ||
Huh. | ||
The only way he's sewn up is if he's the mascot. | ||
If he's a new L.A. Ram mascot, that shit would be dope. | ||
I think he's got some sort of a job. | ||
I would have retired the UFC for that. | ||
I'm not playing for the Rams. | ||
No, you knuckleheads! | ||
I'm not playing for the Rams! | ||
Are you crazy? | ||
That's hilarious. | ||
I love it, man. | ||
Good for him, because it's, you know, this comes from a guy who retired early, or maybe won too late, but for him to be able to do that, the balls it takes, especially, you're talking about, he's tip of the spear. | ||
Number two, could beat anyone not named DC or Jon Jones. | ||
He can beat everybody else, and he did. | ||
For him, like, I'm good, man. | ||
I'm out. | ||
It takes a lot of courage and balls, man, so I congratulate him on And I love that he just goes out and says it. | ||
I don't want to get hit in the head anymore. | ||
I don't want to wrestle with dudes anymore. | ||
He's always been that way, though. | ||
And I think people are shocked by that when they hear, you know, NFL guy where they don't say it when they're playing, but you find out later, he's like, dude, I fucking hated playing. | ||
It was the only thing I was good at, and I was making tons of money. | ||
With Anthony Johnson, he's always stayed like, yeah, I don't really like to train, man. | ||
I like to get out of shit. | ||
You know, it's not my thing. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I just happen to have this fucking God-given power. | ||
I'm really good at it. | ||
I'm fighting that light heavyweight now. | ||
Getting fame and money. | ||
Oh, another opportunity. | ||
Fucking see ya. | ||
There's nothing wrong with that, man. | ||
There's definitely nothing wrong with it. | ||
But people are surprised when they hear Professor Houthi going, yeah, I don't really enjoy it, man. | ||
I'm just really good at it. | ||
You know what, man? | ||
I'll never forget. | ||
Well, I appreciate his honesty. | ||
Because I think it's when a guy talks about it that way. | ||
It's important for everybody. | ||
I remember when Matt Hughes got beaten by B.J. Penn and B.J. took the title from him. | ||
And I asked him about it in the interview, and he said, honestly, I have to tell you, it's a relief. | ||
Like, the pressure of being a champion is, you know, everybody coming after you. | ||
It's honestly a relief. | ||
Like, balls that that guy has to say that in front of all these people. | ||
That it means being completely honest. | ||
It's cool, man. | ||
Especially as an athlete, especially for Anthony Johnson, a guy who he identifies as being just a fighter. | ||
He's Rumble. | ||
For him to go, I'm good, man. | ||
Number two in the world. | ||
See ya. | ||
God dang. | ||
It's inspiring. | ||
It should be inspiring to people. | ||
It is. | ||
I think it's inspiring. | ||
And it's also inspiring if he decides to take a year off and then he goes, fuck this desk job. | ||
I want to kick somebody in the face. | ||
I just needed a break. | ||
Yeah, I just needed a fucking break, man. | ||
I mean, that's entirely possible, too. | ||
I'm just waiting for someone else to get the belt because I can't beat DC, you fools. | ||
I mean, isn't that an issue, right? | ||
Oh, you run out of money and you're like, you know what? | ||
I need some money. | ||
I better fight. | ||
Well, he was smart with his money. | ||
We're on the street. | ||
That's good. | ||
His manager was smart with the money. | ||
Yeah, that's good. | ||
But even that guy, like, people don't, you know, Anthony Johnson, number two in the world, has God-given power in his hands. | ||
You gotta realize, as a UFC fighter, tip of the spear, and it's just where the sport's at, he's not set. | ||
It's not like, oh, I see ya fucking yachts in Miami and I can do whatever I want. | ||
He's not set. | ||
He never had a seven-figure payday that we know of, you know? | ||
You don't think he did for one of those title fights? | ||
What do you think he got paid for those title fights? | ||
Which title fight? | ||
Are you talking about with DC? The first one with DC and the second one with DC. Maybe. | ||
I don't know what he got paid. | ||
I'm not even speculating. | ||
On the books, he didn't get seven figures. | ||
How many legends in boxing retired and then later came back because they needed money? | ||
Oh, Jesus. | ||
Oh, bro. | ||
It's crazy. | ||
Remember making millions? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Back in the 80s making millions. | ||
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Oh, for sure. | |
But I think they come back for more than that. | ||
Like, Sugar Ray came back. | ||
He was still rich. | ||
Yes. | ||
They don't all come back for the money. | ||
Bernard Hopkins is set. | ||
Roy Jones might have some issues, but he's with HBO. Bernard Hopkins with HBO. They do it for the love of the game. | ||
Most of those guys are set. | ||
Like, Bernard is fucking set. | ||
You know, Bernard still drives an 89 Civic because he doesn't want to go broke. | ||
Bernard has a Bentley. | ||
Does he have a Bentley now? | ||
Yeah, there's a whole story about him driving a Bentley and had some kid drive the Bentley for him and the kid dent the wheels. | ||
Oh, God damn it. | ||
Fucked his wheel up. | ||
Well, forever. | ||
Where'd you hear this story? | ||
Where'd you hear the Civic? | ||
No, no. | ||
No, I swear to God. | ||
Where'd you hear that? | ||
When he was world champion of Civic forever. | ||
Can you Google that? | ||
Yeah, you can find that. | ||
Forever, because he's worried about going broke. | ||
That is the opposite of a Civic. | ||
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I don't know. | |
Are you sure? | ||
Now, where did you get your story from, Joe? | ||
Who are you telling? | ||
Where did you get your story about the Rolls Royce? | ||
It was a story about him that he was helping out this kid that was terminally ill. | ||
How did his Rolls get brought up? | ||
Well, it was the car. | ||
He let the kid drive the car. | ||
And the kid curbed one of the wheels. | ||
Sounds like fake news. | ||
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Where'd you get that? | |
It could be fake news. | ||
I got it from the library. | ||
Dude, I let Callan's friend drive my Bentley. | ||
And he fucked it up? | ||
I didn't know he doesn't drive. | ||
He just drives a bike in New York. | ||
What? | ||
And he goes, we're doing this bit, and we're filming it. | ||
And this cop goes, hey man, I'm going to tow this car if you don't leave. | ||
And I go, oh fuck, we're in the middle of it. | ||
And he goes, dude, I'll fucking move it right there. | ||
I'll move it to another spot. | ||
And I go, I don't let anyone drive my car. | ||
Very rarely even valley. | ||
And I go... | ||
Alright, I trust the guy. | ||
Goddamn near 60. I toss him the keys. | ||
He comes back and all good. | ||
He goes, all good, brother. | ||
Cool. | ||
I walk out there to the right, parked down the street, and this guy comes out in front of the house. | ||
He goes, dude, I don't know who the fuck was driving that car, but he hit the shit out of the curb. | ||
You know, those Bentley wheels are tough to come by. | ||
I look at it and I just like... | ||
Ugh! | ||
Motherfucker! | ||
I got it fixed, but it was a nightmare. | ||
Did you bring it up to him? | ||
No. | ||
Wow, interesting. | ||
You swallowed it to bring it out on a podcast. | ||
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Well, no. | |
I'm not going to call his name out. | ||
You know, it's been taken care of. | ||
I just, you know, if I was younger, I'd have flipped out. | ||
But I was like, I sat in my car and went... | ||
It's just a car. | ||
It's alright. | ||
He didn't mean to, man. | ||
Life is good. | ||
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That's good. | |
Good for you. | ||
Wait, did you say you have a Bentley? | ||
Yeah, I did. | ||
I have a Bentley. | ||
Nice. | ||
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You got a Bentley Continental GT. Supersport. | |
That thing is supersport. | ||
Dope-tastic. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
It's a dope car. | ||
You've never seen it? | ||
Podcast life. | ||
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It's preposterous. | |
I thought you had, like, before you had, wait, like a beam? | ||
No. | ||
At a Porsche. | ||
A Porsche. | ||
That's right. | ||
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Yeah. | |
And that's gone. | ||
Red 911. You still have it? | ||
No. | ||
And you had a M6 before that. | ||
I had an M6 before that, yeah. | ||
Those M6s are smooth. | ||
Damn, we don't fuck around. | ||
M6 is a good size. | ||
It is, man. | ||
It's part cruiser, but it's still sporty. | ||
It's still Gran Turismo style. | ||
It's comfortable. | ||
Yeah, it's comfortable. | ||
The Bentley's cool. | ||
The best car I've ever had, and I'll always be loyal to them, is Porsche. | ||
That was the best car you ever had, that little car? | ||
I love Porsches, man. | ||
I just love the quality, the customer service. | ||
It's different. | ||
Bentley, I had to get my fucking rims fixed. | ||
I took them in. | ||
I mean, they could give two fucks. | ||
You know what they gave me as a rental? | ||
Mom Volvo. | ||
And I was like, what the fuck is this? | ||
Understated. | ||
Yeah, and they were like, well... | ||
You just gotta play a character for a few days. | ||
I had a Bentley for a month. | ||
A friend of mine, a student of mine, had a lot of money. | ||
He had a Bentley. | ||
He goes, you want to borrow it for a month? | ||
Tell the whole story, like, why he couldn't drive it. | ||
It's kind of hilarious. | ||
Why he couldn't drive it. | ||
Why he couldn't drive it. | ||
Do you remember? | ||
No, he went away. | ||
Yeah, but do you remember why he didn't want to drive it anymore? | ||
Because he owned a weed shop, and the cops did not like when people were flaunting that they were making a lot of money at weed shops. | ||
Man, I forgot. | ||
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You're right. | |
You're right. | ||
So he got a Dodge Charger, because the cops like it when you would drive the car that they drive. | ||
He had a whole psychological approach to this. | ||
He's like, I'm going to get a Dodge Charger and put some cool wheels on it, because these dudes... | ||
He's a fucking smart guy, man. | ||
Kind of. | ||
Or crazy. | ||
No, he was right! | ||
Because he's like, you know, these guys don't want you driving something they can never afford. | ||
But if you're driving what they're driving, guys like cars. | ||
It's like, oh, he's gonna know his charger. | ||
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Kind of. | |
Dude, I'm telling you, you're not a cop. | ||
If you were a cop and you had a, this is it, you had a fucking Dodge Charger, it makes sense. | ||
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No, it doesn't. | |
Cops are so cool to me, I get pulled over all the time. | ||
You're Big Brown. | ||
They're Fighter and the Kid fans. | ||
No, for real, man. | ||
I think he was right. | ||
When he said it to me, I was like, that totally makes sense. | ||
He goes, yeah. | ||
He goes, they like it. | ||
He goes, a friend of mine's a cop. | ||
He's like, they told you they like it. | ||
Your best chances of them treating you like one of them. | ||
Drive what they drive. | ||
Drive a fucking Charger. | ||
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You're such a fucking baby. | |
Uh-huh. | ||
You're so spoiled. | ||
If you're like, I would drive a Charger. | ||
I'll tell you right now. | ||
An SRT Charger? | ||
I would drive a Hellcat. | ||
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Hell yes. | |
Those fucking Hellcat Chargers. | ||
It's a ridiculous car. | ||
Dude, I'd drive that Demon Challenger. | ||
You know, that's like $135,000, that thing. | ||
I want it so bad. | ||
I want it so bad. | ||
It makes my dick hard. | ||
Dodge has come out with the most preposterous car in all of mankind. | ||
It hurts my heart when I see it. | ||
It's 850 horsepower. | ||
It goes 0-60 in 2.3 seconds. | ||
It's called the Dodge Demon. | ||
They took a Dodge Challenger, put this ridiculous hood scoop on it, put fender flares on it, widened all the wheels, and dumped the most insane engine that anybody's ever put in a production car. | ||
It's so goddamn American, it's not even funny. | ||
It's an eagle... | ||
Suck on that, Isis. | ||
Yeah, it's an eagle getting his dick sucked while he's holding a flag. | ||
You know a hot dog. | ||
With a gun and the other wing. | ||
And a New York Yankees hat. | ||
With a Statue of Liberty saluting them. | ||
How much do they go for? | ||
Look at that! | ||
808 horsepower! | ||
717 pound-feet of torque! | ||
That is fucking insane! | ||
There's only a thousand of them. | ||
You can't fucking get one. | ||
Yeah, you can't get one. | ||
No, they're going to be collector's items. | ||
Look at this giant fucking... | ||
Hold on, back that up again with the size tires in the rear. | ||
Back it up just a little bit there. | ||
A little bit further. | ||
There it goes. | ||
Okay, so they got 40s in the rear. | ||
Eh, that's pretty wide. | ||
What does production car mean? | ||
Does that mean at least 100? | ||
Is that what they're saying? | ||
Production? | ||
They keep calling it a production car. | ||
The fastest production car. | ||
It means it's not like, you know, super, like there's not like 10 of them. | ||
Why do they put little tiny wheels in the front? | ||
That's not the original, that's not the wheels that are coming with the car, right? | ||
I think that's the wheels that are trying to make them do wheelies. | ||
I think they put those little tiny wheels in the front because they're trying to make the car do wheelies, but I'm assuming, because it does pull a wheelie. | ||
It's the first production car ever. | ||
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I don't want that. | |
It's like a drag store. | ||
I don't need that. | ||
I don't need a wheelie in my life. | ||
But I think one of the ways they get it to do a wheelie is they put little skinny tires on it. | ||
It comes with one seat. | ||
It only comes with one seat. | ||
This is an insane car. | ||
This is a car that says fuck you. | ||
It just said you get the second seat for a dollar. | ||
Oh, that's it? | ||
But if it comes with one, that's kind of dope. | ||
I want my friends to jump in it. | ||
It's just the biggest fuck you car ever. | ||
Hey, you drive! | ||
I only got one seat, bro. | ||
One seat? | ||
That way you have a good excuse not to bring the wife. | ||
Oh, it says it costs less than $100,000. | ||
That's what they say. | ||
So, hey, it's only going to be $88,000, but the dealers do the markup to the demand. | ||
So you're fucked. | ||
Oh, the markup's probably going to be 100%. | ||
I'd go get one right now if I could and just fucking cruise the street shitting on people. | ||
You know what's hilarious? | ||
They're talking about the Ford Mustang GT350, the Shelby GT350. I saw that. | ||
Yeah, the Cobra. | ||
It's a dope car. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And they're talking about it, keeping it around to 2018. And I looked at the numbers, like the 0-60 numbers, and they're really great. | ||
It's like 4.1 with the stick, 3.9 with the automatic. | ||
And they have a 10-speed automatic. | ||
I'm like, what a badass car. | ||
But then you compare it to that. | ||
You're like, this is... | ||
Oh, that thing just... | ||
What do you drive? | ||
Boom! | ||
Who makes shitty cars? | ||
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This is a little baby car. | |
You can't really make shitty cars anymore. | ||
You can't get away with it anymore. | ||
Look, they're making new cars constantly. | ||
That's one of the craziest things about cars. | ||
They need consistent innovation. | ||
Every year, their 0-60 time gets better, their G-force gets better, their mile-per-gallon gets better, their featureless gets better. | ||
It's been 30 since I was 12. Okay, but a Porsche Twin Turbo gets 30. One of the fastest cars on the planet, all-wheel drive S. But all cars are up 30. Not really, not really. | ||
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If you don't drive it like fucking Billy Bata, I think. | |
That's a supercar that gets 24 miles per gallon. | ||
I know, it's crazy. | ||
Pull up 991 911 turbo miles per gallon. | ||
By now, cars should be 200 miles to the gallon by now. | ||
It's still the same bullshit. | ||
Uh-oh, I smell conspiracy theory coming out. | ||
Oh, no! | ||
Did you start setting this up? | ||
Miles per gallon? | ||
It's like if you see him getting ready to go for the twister roll, he might give you a little tell. | ||
You see the setup. | ||
You know I'm crazy. | ||
You know I'm crazy. | ||
You know that shit. | ||
He almost went with it with the Indians. | ||
You guys believe that? | ||
Oh, you believe that shit? | ||
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And then I went, uh, was there ever an Indian in the U.S.? The Indians would have led in the slaves. | |
The Indians would have led in the slaves. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
Hey, that's a Key and Peele movie right there. | ||
Black Indians. | ||
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There's a book about it. | |
Hell yeah! | ||
I'm telling you! | ||
There must have been some... | ||
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Can you imagine running big dicks in the teepees? | |
What was that? | ||
Yeah, they fucked up letting big dicks in the teepee. | ||
Yeah, it'll be different. | ||
It'll be different now, folks. | ||
But I wonder how many. | ||
I wonder how common that was. | ||
And I wonder whether it was white people or whether it was white Europeans or slaves who bred with Indians more. | ||
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And were they racist? | |
Dude, I'm telling you, they escaped to the Indians. | ||
What is it, 22? | ||
Where else are they going to go? | ||
27 highway, 20 city. | ||
For a supercar? | ||
Oh, it's amazing. | ||
No, don't get me wrong. | ||
Look, that car might be the best car in the world. | ||
If you think about the best all-around car. | ||
Hands down. | ||
911 Turbo, you drive that thing, it drives like a regular car. | ||
It feels great. | ||
It's smooth over bumps and shit. | ||
It's the dampening system that they have. | ||
It's all electronically controlled. | ||
It seems to be able to predict what the ground is like. | ||
It adjusts to different bumps in the road really well. | ||
The best. | ||
Hey, that was 2015. I'm talking about 2018s. | ||
They're even better. | ||
That was 2015, son. | ||
So you think it got better from then? | ||
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It got better. | |
Probably a few miles per gallon, right? | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
But those cars are 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. | ||
It's the best car on the road. | ||
Four-wheel drive. | ||
Pound for pound, money for... | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's the best. | ||
They just... | ||
Look, man. | ||
There's something about Japanese engineering and German engineering that is hard to fuck with. | ||
I don't fucks with the Japanese. | ||
They never break. | ||
Hashtag no racist. | ||
They never break. | ||
I buy Japanese cars all the time. | ||
Lexus? | ||
Yeah, I love Lexus. | ||
Because it's like, you know, when you get in that fucking thing, every time you press that button, it's starting up. | ||
It's gonna start. | ||
Every time. | ||
Every time. | ||
You bought a fancy Toyota. | ||
I got a Tundra, watch your mouth. | ||
It's a Toyota in drag. | ||
Nothing wrong with Toyota, I'm just saying. | ||
Compared to German, though? | ||
No, no, not just chill in that bag. | ||
Tundra, baby. | ||
But here's the thing. | ||
The interior on German cars? | ||
The best. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well, their engineering is so sporty, too. | ||
Like, the Japanese don't really make a car like a 911 GT3. They don't really make that. | ||
They make these track cars that work really fast on a track, like the Nissan GT-R. But that's, like, super electronic. | ||
When you get in that thing... | ||
It's like a spaceship. | ||
Dude, that thing is incredible. | ||
That thing, like, levels you out. | ||
Like, when you're going to take turns, you actually feel it flatten the body out with electronics. | ||
It turns like this. | ||
You can make a hard turn and there's no body lean. | ||
It's weird. | ||
What else? | ||
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And then the Acura NSX. The new one's insane. | |
That new NSX is insane. | ||
Two hybrid engines in the front wheels. | ||
First try. | ||
Weapons grade 911. What does it say there? | ||
What's the... | ||
2029. Wow, yeah. | ||
Porsche 911. It's my fave. | ||
It's a beast car. | ||
Those are super reliable, too, for the most part. | ||
So reliable. | ||
But it's just the engineering has to get better and better every year, so they're sharpening this razor's edge. | ||
They're developing these cars that, like, there's skid pad numbers that used to be ridiculous, like 1G on a skid pad. | ||
Like, God, it would have to be like a Ferrari F40 or something like that, you know? | ||
Now you get that shit out of a BMW M3. Like, everything does a G on the skid pad. | ||
And those Corvettes, like Grand Sport Corvettes, they do ridiculous... | ||
You ever see the Viper ACR? Fuck. | ||
You can just buy a fucking 660 horsepower race car from Viper. | ||
I'd be lying if I didn't say I was online last night looking at them to buy one all cash. | ||
I've done it three nights a week for a month. | ||
Three nights a week for a month. | ||
It's tough not to pull the trigger. | ||
I've watched every fucking Viper video they have. | ||
It's the most retarded American car ever. | ||
It literally buttfucks the Demon. | ||
Because it's so ridiculous. | ||
The Demon still looks like a Challenger. | ||
I agree. | ||
This thing's insane. | ||
Pull up the Viper ACR. 2017 Viper ACR. You pull up in this thing and people next to you are like, you know what? | ||
Fuck you, man. | ||
How about that? | ||
They're like, fuck you. | ||
What are you doing? | ||
What are you doing? | ||
Is this Fast and Furious? | ||
Look at the wing on that fucking thing. | ||
That is an insane car. | ||
And it's breaking records at every single racetrack all over the world. | ||
Have you heard it too? | ||
It sounds like a goddamn American car. | ||
It's amazing. | ||
See, that one right there is a regular Viper, which is still pretty dope. | ||
But just look for the Viper SRT ACR. The SRT ACR is the crazy one. | ||
That's the one that they just built for racing. | ||
There's a markup on it too. | ||
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And you can just buy it. | |
Oh, fucking for sure. | ||
Actually, I heard they were having a hard time selling them. | ||
Well, it makes sense. | ||
Yeah, because people are like, enough. | ||
Trump's president, end this. | ||
Well, you remember when the Vipers first came out? | ||
It's 500 horsepower, 500 pounds of torque, and there's so many crashes, because guys just don't know how to deal with it. | ||
They go around the corners and just fucking tailspin up. | ||
Also, they didn't have anti-lock brakes. | ||
The old Vipers had nothing. | ||
I rented an old Viper once, beat the fuck out of it. | ||
I want to buy one just to fuck around LA. Didn't the Viper save Dodge? | ||
Like for a while, Dodge was in shambles. | ||
They were considered like vanilla ice of cars, right? | ||
Yeah. | ||
See, there it is with the Extreme Aero package. | ||
That's such a good looking car. | ||
That Extreme Aero package, they literally have a giant race car wing in the back of it, but it's so ferocious looking. | ||
You need that though, I feel like. | ||
Look at you, you're so excited. | ||
I know. | ||
This is a car that girls will get mad at you if you buy. | ||
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Like, your wife will be like, Brendan, what the fuck? | |
That's like buying, like, getting bigger tits. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You'd be like, what are you trying to do? | ||
Look at that fucking thing! | ||
Look at that. | ||
Stop right there in red. | ||
I usually don't like a red car. | ||
Back that bitch up. | ||
I love the way that thing looks. | ||
Red. | ||
That's a badass fucking car. | ||
That thing is so hard. | ||
That is about as American as it gets. | ||
I mean, it's so much more badass looking than a Corvette. | ||
Oh, way more. | ||
And a Corvette's pretty badass looking. | ||
Corvettes don't do it for me. | ||
CR1 does, but I don't fuck with them. | ||
You know, at the end of the day, man, it's like we're still little boys. | ||
Fuck yeah. | ||
When you said you look at them three times a week, literally last night I was like, God, should I just buy one? | ||
It doesn't make any sense. | ||
It makes no sense. | ||
Look at that thing. | ||
It's a beast. | ||
It's such a beast. | ||
It must be so fun. | ||
See? | ||
Fun. | ||
Yeah, at the end of the day, it's fun. | ||
It's just a different kind of experience. | ||
I think it's about three miles, negative three miles a gallon, though. | ||
Well, they're really big, too. | ||
Here's the other thing about them. | ||
They're wide. | ||
They're wide, and they have this really long hood. | ||
It's not like... | ||
That giant engine. | ||
Yeah, it's not like you're... | ||
When you're driving a Porsche, one of the weird things about it is it's rear engine, so your front end, you get a really good, clear view of the road. | ||
Like, you remember that NSX that I had, Eddie? | ||
That silver NSX? Yeah, you had one? | ||
Yeah, dude, I'd love that thing. | ||
To this day, I reminisce about that car. | ||
Should've hung on to it. | ||
Again, vroom. | ||
Started every time. | ||
Not a fucking problem ever. | ||
Vroom. | ||
Have you had problems? | ||
Like, I haven't had a lot of problems. | ||
Yeah, I've had a Porsche that shit out on me a bunch of times. | ||
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No, what year? | |
911 Turbo 2002. It did a lot of problems. | ||
The turbos. | ||
996 for a long time. | ||
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996. Joe's been ballin' for a long time. | |
That's a decade of ballin' hard. | ||
You have a Supra 2 in 93 or what the fuck? | ||
I did. | ||
No, you didn't! | ||
No, I had a Toyota Supra Turbo in 1994. Really? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Are you fucking with me? | ||
No, I'm not fucking with you. | ||
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Damn, you've been killin' it for a grip, son! | |
I just fucking walked in the door. | ||
I had a Dodge Caravan minivan. | ||
You had an M6, and I spent every goddamn dime I had to get punched in the face on that thing, and it was used. | ||
Very different approach. | ||
Oh, that's hood rich for a while there. | ||
That's what I had. | ||
That's one of the greatest cards of all time. | ||
I had a silver one. | ||
They're worth a lot of money now, too. | ||
It's crazy. | ||
Well, they're something special, man. | ||
Why don't they redo those? | ||
Hey, Toyota, jump on it. | ||
I know, right? | ||
Come up with a new one. | ||
I think they are. | ||
I think they are, as a matter of fact. | ||
But it's just, you know, there's something nostalgic that Porsche's figured out how to capture, where they have a look that it looks like a 911. Every time these guys do it, they have to start from scratch. | ||
It's like a new fucking car. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Because remember back then it was the Toyota Supra, the RX-7. | ||
Those were like the ones. | ||
The RX-7. | ||
And then there was the Mitsubishi GT3000. I like that one. | ||
Look at that shit. | ||
Go back to that black one. | ||
That's the same car. | ||
This is the new one. | ||
Holy shit. | ||
I take back what I said. | ||
This one's doper. | ||
If they actually come out with this, does this say... | ||
This says FT1 Digital. | ||
Get that shit out of my... | ||
Is that a real image? | ||
Or is that a computer created image? | ||
That's computer shit. | ||
Is it? | ||
No. | ||
It's hard to tell. | ||
They're so good at it now. | ||
I know. | ||
You know? | ||
I mean, damn. | ||
Oh, it looks like it's real. | ||
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Concept. | |
But is that a concept? | ||
Oh, it's all bullshit. | ||
You can change the colors of it and everything. | ||
Oh, weak sauce. | ||
Colors are gross. | ||
Just give people like two colors. | ||
How about the fans in the front? | ||
The paint and the color makes no difference. | ||
Well, it does with some cars. | ||
Some cars just look goofy certain colors. | ||
Like, if you ever see a yellow Ferrari, you're like, relax, buddy. | ||
Just scream and I have a small dick. | ||
If you have a yellow Ferrari, I'm like, alright, dude, I get it. | ||
You're single, you do spray tans. | ||
A black Ferrari, you might have a crib in downtown LA where you have incense burning before people even walk in. | ||
Dicking people down. | ||
Yeah, you're dicking people down in like one of those warehouse apartments. | ||
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You know those types with like velour curtains? | |
Velour curtains and you have a little wine fridge. | ||
You know your shit. | ||
Dress well. | ||
Probably a good dude. | ||
Like one of them movies where like the dude is like a secret scientist and he lives in a loft and he's got like his couch in the middle of the loft with like a carpet there but everything else is that polished cement. | ||
Doesn't have a TV, doesn't have time to watch TV. TV's for pussies. | ||
Only wine. | ||
I'm out here reading books and doing kung fu. | ||
And fucking. | ||
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And fucking. | |
And everything that comes in that door. | ||
But you get a yellow and a green one? | ||
No, sir. | ||
You're up in the Hollywood Hills. | ||
You probably got herpes. | ||
You're some asshole. | ||
Yeah, man. | ||
You can't have a fucking yellow Ferrari. | ||
They won't even let you in downtown with a yellow Ferrari. | ||
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Fuck no. | |
Bro, you gotta be more noir. | ||
You gotta be darker and more mysterious. | ||
Yeah, it's weird, man. | ||
It's weird. | ||
Yeah, there's certain things about certain color cars. | ||
But then there's, like, classics. | ||
Like, if a guy has, like, a 1971 red Porsche. | ||
Oh. | ||
Beautiful car. | ||
Love it, man. | ||
It's a classic color. | ||
If it's in red, it's a classic color. | ||
But, like, a brand new red car, like, it's gotta be like that Viper. | ||
It has to be undeniable. | ||
It has to be certain cars. | ||
And, you know, even Porsche, because when I bought my Porsche's red, he goes, you know, they don't make a lot of these because a lot of people don't want red. | ||
They don't want the attention. | ||
Your insurance is higher. | ||
The cops look for you. | ||
Like, it's classic. | ||
They're like, people are going away from it. | ||
It is weird. | ||
Red is like a... | ||
Go fuck you. | ||
Look. | ||
What about those Magnum PI Red Ferraris? | ||
Are they classics now? | ||
Are people bringing those back? | ||
Those are dope. | ||
340 GT. 340 GT. Is that it? | ||
350. Are they bringing those back? | ||
They're classics now, right? | ||
They should be. | ||
They're worth a lot of money. | ||
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Are they? | |
I wanted to buy a Testarossa. | ||
DeLoreans? | ||
Are they back? | ||
They must be back. | ||
DeLoreans are back. | ||
Mr. Steal Yo Girl. | ||
That's what I'm talking about. | ||
Damn, no socks. | ||
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Oh! | |
Slinging dick with an old school cop mustache. | ||
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Oh! | |
God damn, has those boat shoes on, just that fat dick in the front, dude. | ||
Powerful Magnum PI doesn't even care if his feet stink. | ||
He's got a sling dick. | ||
Sling dick with stinky shoes. | ||
I would drive that right now. | ||
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Is he gay? | |
He's not gay? | ||
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No! | |
How dare you? | ||
He's super conservative. | ||
He's super conservative. | ||
I didn't know. | ||
He's the guy that got on Rosie O'Donnell's show, and she famously sort of attacked him for supporting the MRA and connecting him to shootings. | ||
He's one of the greatest Americans of all time. | ||
I understand what she was trying to do, and I understand her sentiment. | ||
I met Rosie O'Donnell when I did her show, and I think she's a nice person. | ||
She's funny. | ||
I just think that things like that are ill-advised, and that people got real mad at her, man. | ||
Oh, those fucking NRA people. | ||
Dude, if you talk anti-Second Amendment, they come with the force. | ||
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Enjoy that. | |
Hell yeah. | ||
Come after you good, you know Yeah, well if they didn't they would have lost the right a long time ago There's a lot of people that would like to take those right to my boy Tom Selleck went on there looking like a dime piece timeout guns Tom Selleck didn't go on there to talk about guns He went on there to talk about something else just promoting something and she wanted to bring up the NRA and you know he was upset about it But I think if you're talking about gun violence like There's a lot of factors when it comes to gun violence, and you can get really crazy, but one of them is that it's all men. | ||
How about that? | ||
How about we just ban all men? | ||
Because all men are responsible for mass shootings. | ||
It's fucking all men. | ||
It's never chicks. | ||
So what do we do? | ||
We ban all men? | ||
Because without the men, the guns don't even work. | ||
It's okay, we're not banning all men. | ||
So should we ban all guns? | ||
Yeah, we should definitely ban all guns. | ||
Okay, well if we're gonna ban all guns, how come only a certain percentage of the guns get used in these crimes? | ||
What about all those other people that are lawful, law-abiding Americans, who are kind and peaceful, and keep guns for personal security or for hunting? | ||
Do we take them away from them? | ||
And who gets to decide? | ||
That's where the problem lay. | ||
The problem doesn't lay in the idea that she's stepping in because she's got This thing in front of her and she sees it's a problem. | ||
She wants to talk about the problem. | ||
The problem is that the problem is multifaceted and it's not just all men. | ||
The number of these men that are medicated on pharmaceutical drugs is fucking staggering. | ||
And then they say correlation does not equal causation. | ||
So you can't assume that just because someone's on pills that that makes people shoot people. | ||
But damn, it's close. | ||
It's a tough road, man. | ||
There's something in there. | ||
There's something going on there. | ||
Your psychoactive drugs are responsible for some changes in your behavior. | ||
That's a fact that's undeniable. | ||
How much is debatable? | ||
And how much of these disassociative sort of drugs allow people to just like blank out and go and do wacky shit? | ||
Different people with different brain chemistry? | ||
Who the fuck knows? | ||
Did you see the Facebook killer? | ||
He actually committed suicide today, but he was going around killing people and doing it live on Facebook. | ||
And they were saying people were upset at Facebook, going, what the fuck? | ||
May he allow him to do this? | ||
And like, yeah, we're going to change some of the rules. | ||
Apparently Facebook said that he didn't do that. | ||
It wasn't streaming. | ||
He uploaded it later. | ||
And so they're like, well, you know, we'll watch that more. | ||
But then I saw a cop was like, it actually helps us. | ||
Like, if he didn't commit suicide, like, there's times where there's been other crimes that people do and they air it live or upload it to Facebook or they rob a bank and post, like, hoodrich with cash and it actually helps the cops track them down. | ||
So, like, I don't know if you should go away with it because they're gonna kill regardless. | ||
Now they're just, you know, they can upload it on YouTube or wherever and they might take it down, but they're like, we shouldn't stop it because it's actually helping them a little bit. | ||
Yeah, it's a good excuse to go in there and control the internet. | ||
I mean, who knows? | ||
It sounds like that could easily be a false flag. | ||
Is there any... | ||
Well, it's not a false flag. | ||
There's definitely a dead guy, and there's definitely a guy who killed himself. | ||
I think more often than there being false flags is an event happens, and people try to take advantage of that event. | ||
Correct. | ||
And they try to make it easier on themselves, especially law enforcement might try to make it easier on themselves and enforce laws, especially politicians might take it as an opportunity to push their agenda that their constituents want. | ||
There's a lot of factors when it comes into dealing with any kind of gun violence, but it's a multifaceted issue and you don't take it up with Tom Selleck. | ||
Okay. | ||
Magnum fucking PI is not the reason why they're school shooters. | ||
Just because he has a lawful gun permit and because he joined the NRA, because he believes in the right to keep and bear arms, the real problem is people that are willing to kill a bunch of other people. | ||
It's not the guns. | ||
It's not that they're men. | ||
It's not neither one of those two incredibly common factors, guns and men. | ||
I always think it's weird, too, whenever there's a shooter with this Facebook fucking killer in Ohio, everyone's like, oh, mental illness. | ||
God, I don't know if you can just chalk it up to mental illness all the time. | ||
Mental illness, it's medicated, too, by the way. | ||
Sometimes, and then sometimes he's just a fucker. | ||
There's a lot of bad apples, too, man. | ||
He's just a bad dude. | ||
Like, when he was on there, and why I watched, I also went down a weird rabbit hole on Easter. | ||
But when he was on there just talking, you know, coherently, being like, you know, I've worked at this job forever. | ||
People always shit on me. | ||
My girl just broke up with me. | ||
I'm fucking sick of this, man. | ||
I'm gonna go around killing people because I'm pissed off at the world. | ||
Fuck this. | ||
Yeah, well, the problem is someone who has that attitude lacks empathy, and it's not normal. | ||
So the question is, like, how does someone get to that stage where they're completely void of empathy? | ||
That's what scares the fuck out of people. | ||
What doesn't scare the fuck out of people is that people are willing to kill, defend their loved ones, or any of that shit. | ||
What bothers people is people that don't have any empathy. | ||
People that want to go fuck the world, or fuck you, and fuck everything, and then just hurt people and laugh. | ||
But would he be that way if he didn't get whatever his co-workers were picking on him? | ||
Who knows? | ||
Is it a mental illness because he was getting picked on? | ||
Or is it his backlash to that bullying? | ||
Or his girl breaking up with him because he was a small dick and he was fat? | ||
There's a lot of factors there that could be a part of the overall problem. | ||
You know what I'm saying? | ||
He might just be a bad apple, man, and just was like, fuck this. | ||
This world sucks, man. | ||
It's possible. | ||
I think we just... | ||
My whole thing here is I just think we chalk up mental illness too easily. | ||
Well, I think what you're talking about, though, is mental illness. | ||
I mean, what I'm saying is that anybody that's willing to kill people like that is mentally ill. | ||
And you could say, like, how to define it? | ||
Is it herpes? | ||
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Yeah, it's tough. | |
You know, is it the flu? | ||
But I think the lack of empathy is in itself a disconnect from the human race and can make you mentally ill. | ||
You could classify someone as mentally ill. | ||
The problem is, anybody could be mentally ill if you get born into the wrong situation, you get abused, you grow up fucked up, your brain is all hardwired, you're stressed out all the time, the people around you are all fucking crazy, and your cortisol levels are off the charts. | ||
We all have the potential to lose our fucking mind. | ||
All of us do. | ||
Or, you know, you grew up desensitized where you see the struggles of life. | ||
It's like life doesn't mean shit. | ||
You see your friends shot and stuff like that. | ||
You're like, ah, this sucks, man. | ||
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Who cares? | |
And I think it's super important that we have empathy for people like that. | ||
That we understand that that could have easily been us. | ||
You know, people get born into terrible, terrible situations. | ||
Eddie Bravo, what are you eating over there, bro? | ||
What you got, bro? | ||
Oh, that's one of them peanut butter bars. | ||
Those are delish. | ||
Those are good, man. | ||
They're called... | ||
RX bars, three egg whites, 14 peanuts, two dates, no BS. That's all that's in there. | ||
Those are legit. | ||
Those are good. | ||
Is it better than that one? | ||
RX bar. | ||
I like the peanut butter myself, but I like that dark chocolate one you ate too. | ||
You couldn't handle it? | ||
Well, yeah. | ||
Too much for you? | ||
Too much flavor? | ||
It's a little too much. | ||
I like it. | ||
I like fucked up flavors though. | ||
I'm convinced that what one person tastes, I don't taste. | ||
I'm just fucking convinced. | ||
Well, I like real bitter stuff. | ||
Like, my coffee, I like it, like, super strong. | ||
Like, Kalen tried, he's like, dude, this tastes like cigarette ashes. | ||
I'm like, yeah, I like it super... | ||
Like, I like real bitter, like, coffee. | ||
I like a strong coffee, too. | ||
I like a good, a dark roast. | ||
Yeah, son. | ||
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Mmm. | |
Mmm. | ||
That light roast, get the fuck out of my... | ||
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You mean iced tea? | |
Yeah, I get super bummed out when someone pours me, and I see the coffee going in, and I can see through it. | ||
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I can tell right away. | |
Me too. | ||
I'm like, well, this place sucks. | ||
Bitch-ass diner coffee. | ||
Get that freak-ass lemonade out of my fucking face. | ||
Get that tea out of my goddamn coffee shop. | ||
Exactly! | ||
Sometimes it looks like tea. | ||
I can tell on the- I'm like, alright, I need to get the fuck out of here. | ||
You know what I got when I'm one of those, you know those Nespresso things? | ||
You have those little capsules. | ||
I'm a purist, man. | ||
I don't fuck with Nespresso. | ||
I like them. | ||
You know why? | ||
Because you can make espresso like that. | ||
You can make espresso like that. | ||
Like, you're out there fucking with a spoon and tap, tap, tap on the top. | ||
Fucking with a spoon! | ||
You make an espresso with a... | ||
Nespresso's for someone who drives a Tesla. | ||
Like, you know what I'm saying? | ||
I like it. | ||
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It's the most bitter. | |
I like a French press, like a goddamn gangster. | ||
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I like that, too. | |
It's dark as fuck. | ||
I pour it a little almond milk. | ||
I take three espressos from a Nespresso. | ||
I don't fuck with Nespresso. | ||
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Three of those. | |
They're bad for the environment, too. | ||
It's great for my stomach. | ||
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I enjoy it. | |
Why is it bad for the environment? | ||
The guy who created those Keurig things in the Nespresso, they can't recycle them, so there's nothing to do with them. | ||
He's like, I fucked up, I wish I could stop it, but he gave the formula to someone who ran with it off the Nespresso. | ||
They should make it biodegradable, right? | ||
They should, and they didn't, and now it's fucking people up. | ||
Do you know that they could do that easily with almost everything that we make with hemp? | ||
But they just refuse to because they want the cotton business? | ||
Right now, they don't have a full hole. | ||
Eddie just grabbed that microphone. | ||
He's like, we're about to spit knowledge. | ||
Okay, you guys got the cars. | ||
You guys got the cars. | ||
I just saw this. | ||
I saw Eddie go. | ||
Did someone say hemp? | ||
Did someone say cotton business? | ||
Someone said conspiracy and hemp in one sentence. | ||
You know what? | ||
I was sitting here thinking, damn, this podcast has so much power. | ||
You're going to bring back cars. | ||
You're getting me into cars like shit. | ||
What do you mean bring back cars? | ||
Cars never went anywhere, man. | ||
They're fucking here, man. | ||
Make it cool for younger people. | ||
Oh, dude, younger people love cars. | ||
Everybody loves cars. | ||
Everybody? | ||
If you raise them, right? | ||
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Okay. | |
I thought only rich people liked cars. | ||
That is one thing. | ||
That is true. | ||
Because I did ignore cars when I was broke. | ||
I was like, that is out of question. | ||
You wouldn't see a car? | ||
Really? | ||
I'm like, god damn, that'd be cool to drive. | ||
No, I just cut that part of my head. | ||
And then once I started making some money, I was like, oh, loosen up the reins. | ||
Let's see here, man. | ||
Time to go back to what I enjoy. | ||
Yeah. | ||
When I was a kid, I had a bunch of muscle cars. | ||
I had a gang of different kind of muscle cars. | ||
That's all I drove. | ||
I mean, broke people that know everything about sports cars and the latest shit? | ||
Damn. | ||
That wasn't you, right? | ||
When I was a kid, I knew a lot about muscle cars. | ||
I didn't know a lot about Porsches or Ferraris. | ||
Those all seemed way out of range. | ||
But I know a lot about 69 Mustangs, 1970 Barracudas, that kind of shit. | ||
I did know about muscle cars. | ||
I didn't know about Porsches because my stepdad was the best Porsche mechanic in Newport Beach. | ||
My stepdad was the shit as a mechanic. | ||
He worked in Newport Beach. | ||
I knew about Porsches through him. | ||
I knew what a 911 was when I was 8 years old, 928, 944. I was kind of hip to it just because of him. | ||
There was this one guy at the strip club that used to show up. | ||
Because you know there was that 924? | ||
Those were the cheap ones. | ||
He would switch it. | ||
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He put a 928 on his head. | |
And he would drive to the strip club and tell girls he had a 928. And get the girls? | ||
Oh, wait a minute. | ||
He said he had a 944. But you know the 924s are the low-level ones. | ||
924s were the low-level ones. | ||
Right in the 944 was like, you know, rich guy's portion. | ||
You pull up in a 959, you get dudes suck your dick, guys, girls, gals. | ||
959, I missed that one. | ||
I didn't know that was a 959. There was a dude that I used to work with on news radio who was a cameraman who got a 924 and would race it. | ||
And he said it was one of the best cars for racing because it was really well balanced. | ||
It didn't have a lot of power. | ||
But he knew a lot about racing cars. | ||
He must have. | ||
Yeah, he's like, they don't have a lot of power. | ||
But the thing is, around racetracks, it's more about handling than it is about power. | ||
Until you get to those crazy high-end 911 turbo four-wheel drive motherfuckers. | ||
That kind of shit. | ||
Those things are just ridiculous. | ||
You know the new 911 Turbo, the wheels turn? | ||
The back wheels turn. | ||
So when you're going around a corner, yeah, the back wheels, they turn and make the corner shorter. | ||
And they turn the opposite way in parking lots to make it so you can pull in the spots easier. | ||
The best. | ||
Yeah, like your turning radius is off the charts. | ||
It's ridiculous. | ||
There's the engineering, man. | ||
You guys gonna get into helicopters and shit? | ||
Nah, man. | ||
That's too risky. | ||
Bill Burr drives a helicopter. | ||
Think about that shit. | ||
I don't have helicopter money. | ||
You've had Bill Burr on? | ||
Bill Burr flies helicopters. | ||
Oh, that's right, huh? | ||
Yeah. | ||
He gets places, like he goes from, he's got a helicopter pad in his house. | ||
He did a gig in San Diego, and he flew a helicopter out of LA and flew it down to San Diego with his instructor. | ||
Is it a Magnum PI helicopter, like the little bubble one, or are we talking about like fucking Marine One shit? | ||
I don't think you can get a Marine One for rental. | ||
Bill Burr might. | ||
Well, he makes good money, but he's not stupid. | ||
Is he the number one comedian in the world right now? | ||
No, Kevin Hart is. | ||
I'm saying as far as funny, guys. | ||
He's probably up there. | ||
It's him or Chappelle or Louis C.K. That's probably the battle, but Bill's right up there. | ||
Dude, I watched you and I watched him back to back at the Comedy Store and I was just like... | ||
It's so inspiring, but his shit, I was laughing so hard, man. | ||
So fucking hard. | ||
Some of his new shit, I want to say the premise, but it's so good. | ||
Dude, I was laughing. | ||
The premise is, I'm like, of course, man. | ||
That's fucking brilliant. | ||
And then I watch you, you know, I see you at the store at times, so I'll watch your sets, and I was baffled how, just, you know, I'm new to it, how you went from, you did three sets, I followed along with your three sets, how you changed them, like, on the go. | ||
Well, I'm trying to figure out the right way to do it. | ||
It's good, but it's bad, because sometimes you go the wrong way. | ||
Because I fuck around so much, because I change my material so much. | ||
I change the approach, I try to change how I set it up. | ||
I try to figure out what's the best way to do it. | ||
I feel like once I settle in on one way, I'll hone that one way, but I don't even know if that's the right way. | ||
So I try different ways, and sometimes those ways take me nowhere. | ||
But that's how you know, though, right? | ||
Yeah, but that's what the store is for. | ||
What I'm doing is trying shit out. | ||
That was cool to see, though. | ||
Doing a set, once you do a special, then the months after the special, it's like some of your material is fucking shaky. | ||
And it'll eventually hammer together. | ||
But on nights, some nights it's perfect, and on some nights you don't really have the approach correct. | ||
It's like you're coming in for a landing. | ||
I saw Chris Rock get up there and just like... | ||
Riff. | ||
Literally, he was just like, what? | ||
And you could tell he just had nothing. | ||
It was just going. | ||
It's awfully brilliant still. | ||
Well, you've always been, you know, very few people have seen you live more than me. | ||
Very few people. | ||
For a few years there, I saw you live pretty much every time you did a show. | ||
And... | ||
You have your bits that are worked out and some that you're working out, but every night you went up and you mixed it totally different like a DJ. They were the same bits and you were working on them, but it was a different mix every night. | ||
You never did shit in a row. | ||
There was nothing. | ||
It was all you just flowing. | ||
The problem with that is when you do two shows, And you're on the second show, you're like, what the fuck did I say? | ||
Have I done this one yet? | ||
Or was it the earlier show? | ||
You gotta write it down, right? | ||
Totally. | ||
No, the second show has just got to be more rigid. | ||
Every show is a different mix. | ||
You don't ever do the same shit twice. | ||
It's a different mix. | ||
I don't know if you've changed recently because of all your specials, but every show, I never saw the same show twice. | ||
Never. | ||
Same bits, but always mixed in and always a different segue. | ||
It was fun for you. | ||
I thought that was just... | ||
Definitely that's part of it. | ||
You want to keep it fresh, but it's all about trying to figure out what the right way to do it is. | ||
I've got to try eight wrong ways to get the right way. | ||
I'll tell you what else was crazy is I'm reading that Judd Apatow book, Sick in the Head. | ||
I was going on the same show, and they come in like, hey, Judd's going to jump on before him. | ||
I'm like, who's Judd? | ||
I'm like, oh shit, and he walks back. | ||
You don't want to be that fucking dick sucker. | ||
But we just started talking. | ||
I didn't know how cool he was going to be. | ||
I don't know anything about him besides that book and his movies. | ||
And then I was sitting there and he's like, you got a pen, man? | ||
I'm like, I don't. | ||
And then we started talking. | ||
He was super cool. | ||
And then I was just like, dude, your book? | ||
And then we just got into the book. | ||
And he was the nicest guy ever, man. | ||
He's very, very nice. | ||
He's super down to earth. | ||
Easy to talk to. | ||
People don't realize that he wrote for Roseanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Adam Sandler. | ||
He's wrote for a ton of guys. | ||
Which I find is interesting because he's a stand-up comic. | ||
But he would write for other people. | ||
That's just because he's not a performer. | ||
So he'd rather just write for them. | ||
It's like, why not do it yourself? | ||
Well, I think he just was real busy. | ||
I think when you're producing movies and stuff and doing all the shit that he did, I don't think he had the time to go to the clubs. | ||
And to do stand-up right, you gotta go to the clubs. | ||
You gotta fuck around. | ||
Like that other night that I'm talking about, we were talking about, rather, where you see me doing all these different sets. | ||
Everybody does that. | ||
You know, if you see Louis at the improv, you'll see him later that night at the store. | ||
You know, these guys are hopping on and they're trying to mix stuff up. | ||
And doesn't Louis say that to really get stand-up you should only be doing that? | ||
That's what he said the other night. | ||
We were talking. | ||
He said he'd been doing nothing but stand-up for the last two years. | ||
And he was saying, you know what, you can be good and do other stuff, but to really be your best, you have to do only stand-up. | ||
And I'm like, I think you're right. | ||
I think he's right. | ||
I mean, it makes sense. | ||
Would you be happy doing Just Stand-Up, though? | ||
I would always do a podcast, I think. | ||
I feel like podcasting helps it. | ||
I don't think you would have to just get rid of podcasting. | ||
I feel like it helps you with ideas. | ||
The UFC, I would definitely have to get rid of the UFC. And I think that's probably going to happen eventually anyway. | ||
But the thing that you get from podcasting is you almost get an education. | ||
Because it's a pretty peripheral education in terms of certain things that people say to me because I'm listening to say it and it blows me away, but I only retain a certain percentage of it. | ||
Unless I listen to the podcast. | ||
Like Lawrence Krauss, he's a theoretical physicist that I had on. | ||
He was trying to explain some theories to me. | ||
Stupid brain was just not taking it in. | ||
And then, you know, I had Dennis McKenna on yesterday, who's, you know, a psychedelic pioneer, and he's a, what is this? | ||
He's an ethnobotanist, and he's a professor. | ||
I mean, he's a fucking insanely smart guy. | ||
So I'd have to listen to that two or three times. | ||
He was explaining to me the reason why certain drugs work so well, like in particular mushrooms. | ||
And he was explaining, he pulled up like a molecule chart, he was explaining to us the difference between The molecules that are connected to psilocybin versus the molecules that make DMT. Too deep for me, sir. | ||
It's really just one thing off. | ||
Oh, it's off the charts deep. | ||
But I feel like those kind of conversations, they make me smarter. | ||
They make me more aware of shit. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Which is great for stand-up. | ||
It's better for stand-up, yeah. | ||
I'll tell you who's a smart motherfucker to change lanes here, but... | ||
I had a meeting with Aubrey Marcus. | ||
You know, I know Aubrey like you did as a friend, and we've done some business together. | ||
And we're in this meeting, and I looked down and said, what kind of fucking alpha brain are you taking? | ||
He came in a suit and was all, and just started spitting. | ||
I was like, God damn! | ||
There's a reason why he's at where he's at me. | ||
He's a smart dude. | ||
He's very tuned on. | ||
I mean, I obviously didn't think he was a stupid human being, but he was dropping some fucking knowledge. | ||
Give me whatever you're taking. | ||
He's very smart, and he also, he knows a ton, especially from this business, about nutrient absorption. | ||
Yes. | ||
Like, you know, certain foods that you can eat where you really only absorb a certain amount of nutrients if it's connected to fats and things like that. | ||
He's an expert on that shit. | ||
Yeah, straight up expert, man. | ||
His mom was a, she was like a naturopath or something like that. | ||
Was she? | ||
Yeah, something like that. | ||
But he's been pretty knowledgeable about that kind of stuff for a long time. | ||
Yeah, he's a unique dude. | ||
There's a lot of, you know, we're really lucky. | ||
We know a lot of really unique people, you know? | ||
Fo sho. | ||
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Pure silence. | ||
You ever see those Kim Jong-un videos of people worshipping him like he's the Beatles? | ||
You have to. | ||
Have you seen those? | ||
You have to. | ||
Did you see the one where they... | ||
It's almost too ridiculous. | ||
Like, they are chasing him through the streets and soldiers acting like little girls. | ||
It's amazing. | ||
It's unbelievable. | ||
Yeah, they literally have to or you get killed. | ||
Man. | ||
Did you ever see his thing? | ||
North Korea is fascinating. | ||
It's very fascinating how that, like, it's... | ||
It's a terrible place. | ||
Mind-boggling, North Korea is. | ||
It's amazing that it's real. | ||
Watch those videos of people worshipping him. | ||
And then you watch, there's documentaries of people going in, they get inside, and they're, like, constantly being guided through North Korea. | ||
There's a fake set. | ||
There's fake sets. | ||
Yeah, wait a minute. | ||
And most people think... | ||
Look, they're so communist. | ||
They're putting on... | ||
This is like a... | ||
Yeah, they're putting on a show. | ||
It's obvious that they're giving them a tour of the city, but they're being guided the whole way through. | ||
They got people on them, and they're not allowed to do shit. | ||
Did you see Shane Smith's thing when he went to North Korea? | ||
Yes. | ||
So most people are thinking... | ||
Man, they're so communist, or whatever, or the dictatorship is so strong there that, look, they won't even let people walk around freely. | ||
You know, it just seems like... | ||
What the fuck is going on? | ||
I don't know. | ||
You think there's a conspiracy in the conspiracy? | ||
I think maybe. | ||
Is this a double negative? | ||
Is this a fucking double cross? | ||
Oh, they're testing missiles? | ||
Did you see that shit? | ||
Have you seen the parade? | ||
Show the clip of the parade where they show the soldiers marching in a parade and then they're bringing out the missiles. | ||
They said they're ready to go to war. | ||
They'll show that. | ||
And then they'll cut to Jim Hong Wong, or Kim Jong Un, with his generals. | ||
Like there's a clip of, like they're like, and they're kind of watching, and then they cut back to the parade, and it's the same clip. | ||
And then they go back to Kim Jong Un. | ||
It just, I don't know. | ||
You're not buying it. | ||
I think... | ||
Well, here's what you have. | ||
Before you go any further, let me just explain what stock footage is. | ||
I think it's a distraction. | ||
They use stock footage when they have stories on these guys, and they use it all the time. | ||
Where they don't have footage of the guy currently, so they have a story about Kim Jong-un, they start talking about him, and then they show stock footage. | ||
That stock footage could be him. | ||
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No, but this piece was North Korea releases video. | |
I understand. | ||
That's what it was. | ||
It was like, this is their video. | ||
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The motherfuckers are trained just to move like that, though. | |
Dude, I don't know. | ||
You can't turn your head. | ||
It's a communist dictatorship. | ||
They have fake cities now. | ||
Well, that's China. | ||
China has more than... | ||
And North Korea does, too. | ||
Right off the border. | ||
They have, like, to entice the people of the South to come to North Korea. | ||
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Well, they had probably a bunch of failed ideas. | |
I think North Korea really needs to be looked into. | ||
You think it's fake? | ||
We're about to go to war with them, son. | ||
You think North Korea's fake? | ||
I'm not saying it's fake. | ||
I'm just saying that it's fake. | ||
I'm just saying that Kim Jong-un could eat... | ||
I think it's all him. | ||
I think they're all buddies. | ||
I think at the very top, the top of Russia, the top of the United States, the UK, they're just putting on a show, and he's designated villain when we need to distract people from this or that. | ||
Kim Jong-un is testing missiles. | ||
He's testing missiles. | ||
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He's gonna fire off one in China. | |
It's very possible that we've changed our foreign policy and that we're getting more aggressive with them and this is their response. | ||
And that they also are very incompetent because they're terrified. | ||
What they are essentially is a military dictatorship. | ||
They're a terrified population and their science is shitty. | ||
They don't have any fucking money. | ||
But we're getting all this from the mainstream media. | ||
It can't be the truth. | ||
But we're getting this from everywhere. | ||
You can't always assume that everything from the mainstream media is not true, because here's the deal. | ||
If something does happen that's a real thing that happens, the mainstream media is always going to cover it. | ||
But Eddie, stop and listen to me here. | ||
Stop and listen to me here, because this is important. | ||
Just because something is in the mainstream media, and I know you distrust the mainstream media, doesn't mean that it's not true. | ||
Because you always have to realize that if something happens, say like Mount St. Helens blows, right? | ||
Lava flowing down the street, a bunch of people die. | ||
If that's a real natural disaster that we all know happens, Fox News is going to cover that, CNN CNN's gonna cover that. | ||
Everybody's gonna cover that. | ||
Not everything that they cover is fake. | ||
So if North Korea does try to launch a missile and it does fail, everyone's gonna cover that. | ||
So just because CNN has something on or Fox News has something on, it doesn't mean that it's fake. | ||
Oh, for sure. | ||
I'm totally with you. | ||
I'm just saying, watch those videos. | ||
Look into North Korea. | ||
Who's the king of conspiracy theories? | ||
Alex Jones? | ||
Alex Jones. | ||
Do you see him? | ||
He's like, yo, I'm just playing a character, man. | ||
Like, that ain't real. | ||
His lawyer said that. | ||
That's what I would say if I was his lawyer, too. | ||
Me, too. | ||
I would do it, too. | ||
But even he was like, dude, I'm just saying some shit to get people going. | ||
Mr. Jones belongs to a country club. | ||
Mr. Jones is an outstanding citizen, and he is essentially just a really, really popular Phil Hendry. | ||
He's an animated... | ||
He was like, I'm just putting on a performance, man. | ||
I don't believe that shit. | ||
He's a performance artist. | ||
He says, I don't believe that shit? | ||
No. | ||
He said it like that? | ||
What did he say word for word? | ||
Where'd you get your news? | ||
There's a big difference. | ||
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He didn't say it. | |
I'm just playing a character. | ||
I don't believe that shit. | ||
That's what I heard. | ||
You're working him up. | ||
I see what you're doing. | ||
He's working you up, man. | ||
I'm just saying the savior of conspiracy theories was like, it's a performance. | ||
I'm out. | ||
I'm just saying have fun. | ||
Do a little investigation. | ||
He did apologize for Pizza Gate. | ||
He did apologize. | ||
Don't be... | ||
He apologized for a pizza game. | ||
He was like, that ain't real. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
They were suing him. | ||
They were going after him. | ||
So if you listen to him, he's reading a statement like, don't come after me. | ||
They were going after him. | ||
They're trying to shut him down. | ||
That's what's going on. | ||
He totally knows that. | ||
Anyways, he's watching his ass. | ||
They're coming after him. | ||
Hashtag Tower 7. Anyways, anyways. | ||
Tower 7. Tower. | ||
I'm just saying, have fun. | ||
Look into North Korea. | ||
It's fucking hysterical, dude. | ||
It's hysterical. | ||
I think he's just playing a character. | ||
But Eddie, there's like a Pentagon to test ability to shoot down North Korean missiles. | ||
The video is the next video I played. | ||
I think this is the one I found. | ||
Oh, look at the girl! | ||
Huh! | ||
Well, listen, man. | ||
This is strange time. | ||
The fact that... | ||
Here's what's strange. | ||
The fact that these people are actually doing this. | ||
The fact that you can get people to goose step down the middle of the street and ride a tank and salute the king. | ||
Like, this shit's all real. | ||
They don't know any better. | ||
Right, exactly. | ||
Find a video where they worship him. | ||
That's the greatest shit. | ||
But listen, what we're looking at right here is actually happening. | ||
This is not CGI. So this is either two levels of weird. | ||
It's either one level of weird where you have this populace that's so entranced by the military dictatorship that they just act out every day of their lives like this and they can't help themselves. | ||
Or... | ||
Two, this is all bullshit. | ||
And these are all actors. | ||
So they've got five million actors waving Korean flags and waving to the king and whatever the fuck it is. | ||
You've got people goose-stepping. | ||
There's a lot of people there. | ||
I don't know how many thousand that is, but there's a lot of people there. | ||
They put on shows for people coming in. | ||
You come in, they're going to put a show on for you. | ||
Everywhere you go, they're putting on. | ||
So there's actors everywhere already. | ||
This is just a lot of them. | ||
But they're already acting. | ||
She deserves an Academy Award. | ||
They're already acting. | ||
These people goose-stepping and doing all those things. | ||
Just the fact that they're able to do that. | ||
Say if this is all fake. | ||
Let's just go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. | ||
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It's fishy. | |
Let's go deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. | ||
What are the odds that you're going to get that many actors who don't even have top billing to stay in line? | ||
What are the odds? | ||
What are the odds that you're going to get them to perform like that and drive tanks and keep their mouths shut? | ||
And this white boy's in on it, too? | ||
Everyone's pitching in on it. | ||
It's way more likely that these people are under the thumb of a military dictatorship. | ||
Who kills a ton of people. | ||
Right, because we've had a fuckload of military dictatorships in history, but what we haven't had is a country filled with actors. | ||
And who's playing these actors? | ||
Who's giving them that fucking pro-North Korea crazy mic? | ||
Who's the goddamn teacher? | ||
And how do they train all of them? | ||
Where are they rehearsing? | ||
Is it one big auditorium? | ||
Is it one episode of Fame? | ||
Look at them goose-stepping. | ||
Dude, this is crazy. | ||
Look how many people there. | ||
Look how they turn their fucking tops over. | ||
Whatever they're doing that changes it to the flat colors. | ||
This looks like a New Year's Eve parade. | ||
Look at these people, man. | ||
They're all marching in tune. | ||
Just the fact that they get anybody to do it. | ||
Either one. | ||
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Look at these regular businessmen right there on the side. | |
There's a few people that are probably watching it. | ||
Dude, I'm just saying it looks fucking fishy. | ||
Propaganda is running rampant. | ||
Propaganda with North Korea? | ||
I'm just saying. | ||
Let me ask you this, Mr. I'm just saying. | ||
Let me ask you this, Mr. I'm just saying. | ||
What is more likely? | ||
Is it more likely that these people are fucking terrified and like many, many, many other civilizations in the past. | ||
I've never seen a civilization like this ever. | ||
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You're right. | |
You're right. | ||
It's never existed. | ||
But I'm sure it has in China. | ||
I'm sure it has in ancient Japan. | ||
I'm sure there's been people that- But we don't know that. | ||
We don't know that. | ||
We're talking about shit. | ||
We know for sure. | ||
We don't know that. | ||
But we don't know they acted like this. | ||
The Aztecs killed 80,000 people after they've built one of their pyramids. | ||
I mean, they did it over a period of a couple days. | ||
He's probably legit, but we've been lying to so much, I wouldn't doubt it. | ||
But Eddie, what are you talking about? | ||
Like, what's a lie? | ||
All these people are actors, and they just live there. | ||
They're all actors. | ||
I don't know if they love this shit. | ||
But think about how crazy that is. | ||
Wouldn't it be more likely that these poor people are just brainwashed? | ||
Because we know people get brainwashed. | ||
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Wouldn't it be more likely that this is like the craziest... | |
When you're taking into consideration all the lies that we've been told, the faked moon missions, all this shit. | ||
Nothing. | ||
I mean, this is nothing. | ||
They put together a bunch of people and made a fucking parade. | ||
They faked the moon mission six times. | ||
And everybody believes that shit. | ||
But there are real events that happen every day that are in the news, right? | ||
This is just too convenient. | ||
This is too much of a distraction. | ||
My guess is we're not going to war with them. | ||
That's my guess. | ||
This would be one of the greatest productions in the history of the human race if this was fake. | ||
Greater production than the moon landings? | ||
This is bigger than anything. | ||
Getting all these Korean people to dance around. | ||
Dude, that's a couple thousand people! | ||
Dude, no one's willing to do this. | ||
So 3,000 people. | ||
You don't think someone would snitch? | ||
You don't think someone would snitch eventually? | ||
These are not the same people that faked the moon missions. | ||
It's legit. | ||
Find the people that are worshipping him. | ||
But don't say it's legit. | ||
These people are these people that are stuck in North Korea. | ||
People that have escaped have told horror stories. | ||
It's like a giant cult. | ||
It's horrible, man. | ||
It's like this is a fucking, you know, 10 million cult of the moonies. | ||
I'm not saying they're actors. | ||
I'm just saying there's something fishy about the whole North Korea thing. | ||
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Of course it's fishy. | |
I'm not saying that they're actors. | ||
It could be anything. | ||
I'm just saying, I don't know. | ||
I'm saying it smells fishy. | ||
Something is not right about what they're telling us about North Korea. | ||
I don't know. | ||
They're just something off. | ||
Here's the real thing that's most fucked up about North Korea, is that even if you freed them from this guy, They've been under the thumb of a communist dictatorship for so long, they wouldn't know what to do. | ||
They're institutionalized. | ||
Yes, they really are. | ||
It's like a guy who's been in jail for too long. | ||
They wouldn't know what to do, yeah, they'd get out and fucking... | ||
Fucks people's heads up, man. | ||
Do you know how many people would be so susceptible to some new form of dictatorship? | ||
Fuck, man. | ||
I mean, you literally have a whole country. | ||
They always do that in these countries when they remove a dictator and then there's this power vacuum and a way more horrible person takes their place. | ||
They're like, what the fuck, man? | ||
Like, they got rid of Gaddafi and now it's just a crazy ISIS stronghold. | ||
It's chaos. | ||
Yeah, Libya, apparently, man, I don't know too much about it, but they were saying that it's a failed state. | ||
Yeah, it's the Wild West. | ||
With North Korea, though, he controls their media, TV, internet. | ||
They can't log on to certain fucking sites. | ||
Some don't get internet. | ||
There's no iPhone. | ||
You bring an iPhone, and they're like, God damn, you're from the future. | ||
They still got flip phones and shit. | ||
Yeah, they're living in a really weird country. | ||
I think the globalists like it. | ||
I think we need villains and they probably help him out and fund him. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
They like the shit he's doing. | ||
They need a distraction. | ||
Anything happens, boom! | ||
Testing missiles. | ||
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Boom. | |
For two weeks, we're going to be all over North Korea. | ||
A couple months, and then it's going to be gone. | ||
Watch. | ||
This is like the new Ebola. | ||
Remember, there was Ebola, Ebola. | ||
Distraction, distraction. | ||
North Korea is perfect to distract. | ||
That's what I think. | ||
He's killing hundreds of thousands of people. | ||
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Wait, wait, wait. | |
You think Ebola was a distraction? | ||
You don't think Ebola was a bunch of really smart doctors stopping some shit before it got horrible because you got a hemorrhagic virus escaping from Africa? | ||
People really got it. | ||
People really got it. | ||
Just because a bunch of shit happens at the same time doesn't mean that one of those things that happens was a design to make sure you don't pay attention to the other thing. | ||
Just because they dropped that mother of all bombs in Afghanistan, did you see that shit? | ||
Killed like three people. | ||
Killed 90. 90? | ||
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. | ||
Did you see the size of that fucking thing? | ||
It only killed 90? | ||
It had to go through the ground. | ||
Okay, so what are they saying? | ||
What's the story? | ||
They launched the what? | ||
It's the biggest bomb ever created. | ||
Do you know what the mother of all bombs? | ||
It's the heaviest, most powerful bomb ever. | ||
It's crazy when you watch the footage. | ||
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There's a picture. | |
Have you seen it, Jamie? | ||
The blast radius is a mile. | ||
It looks like you're dropping a straight spaceship. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And it killed, at first they're like, it killed 40 people. | ||
Goddamn! | ||
Send one of our crazy mass shooters. | ||
They'll do work. | ||
Did you say 40? | ||
We meant 90. Well, I meant 90. Look at this fucking... | ||
Yeah, they gotta drop it. | ||
Does it have a parachute? | ||
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Does it have propellers on it, son? | |
I mean, it hit and apparently devastated this tunnel system that they were having a hard time getting to because they said that ISIS has this stronghold out there. | ||
Look at that fucking beast. | ||
21,000 pounds. | ||
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Do you think there's a video of that from the Afghanistan hit? | |
Yeah, there is. | ||
Yeah, there's a video from the helicopter. | ||
It's like the military video. | ||
I was expecting a little more out of it, to be honest with you. | ||
Yeah, it's hard to tell what's going on because it's black and white. | ||
Why'd they paint that bitch Charger orange? | ||
That bitch, no, came from America. | ||
Why'd they put fucking white racing stripes on his top? | ||
It is a crazy little machine. | ||
That's a big-ass bomb. | ||
You're not buying that shit, Eddie? | ||
It only killed 90 people. | ||
It looks like an explosion. | ||
It looks like an explosion. | ||
That's a bomb. | ||
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That's what bombs do. | |
That's what bombs do, though. | ||
But that's all it is. | ||
A bomb went off. | ||
That's what we saw. | ||
No, it's the biggest bomb that ever has been dropped in war outside of a nuclear bomb. | ||
All right. | ||
Well, you don't believe that? | ||
Non-nuclear bombs. | ||
I don't believe shit. | ||
But why do you automatically assume that? | ||
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I'm crazy. | |
I'm crazy. | ||
This is how crazy I am. | ||
Tell me. | ||
I watch this and I think this is... | ||
I'm trying to figure out what's the angle. | ||
Why are they showing us this? | ||
That's what I'm thinking. | ||
That's how crazy I am. | ||
I'm fucking so deep down. | ||
You don't believe anything. | ||
When it comes to military shit that's blasted on the History Channel or CNN, I'm automatically, what's their angle? | ||
I don't buy it. | ||
Okay, let me ask you this. | ||
You need to have a conversation with Tim Kennedy. | ||
You need to talk to Tim Kennedy. | ||
Dinosaurs. | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
Dinosaurs, real or not? | ||
I don't trust that shit. | ||
You don't trust T-Rex? | ||
I love that Triceratops because everybody loves when the Triceratops fights the Tyrannosaurus Rex. | ||
Everybody's rooting for the Triceratops. | ||
If you're rooting for the Tyrannosaurus Rex in that epic battle, you're a douchebag. | ||
Right, you're right. | ||
So you dig those. | ||
What about the woolly mammoth? | ||
I would say yes. | ||
We have one. | ||
It's a fucking elephant. | ||
You know what I mean? | ||
It's a fucking elephant. | ||
You know what a Tyrannosaurus Rex is? | ||
They have a new one where they're going to bring it back. | ||
Tyrannosaurus Rex is a giant kangaroo. | ||
That's what it is. | ||
That's my guess. | ||
Look at it! | ||
It looks exactly the same. | ||
It's got a tail that hops around on two legs. | ||
That's a fucking... | ||
They found a giant kangaroo and when they figured it out they go, dude, it's a kangaroo. | ||
They're like, shut the fuck up. | ||
Well, listen, if it was a giant kangaroo, it would be just as impressive. | ||
You got a fucking hundred foot tall kangaroo? | ||
Can you imagine? | ||
That's terrifying! | ||
How about that one jack kangaroo? | ||
You see that one jack kangaroo that lives in a park somewhere? | ||
Dude, he's j-j-j-jacked! | ||
He's on that acai. | ||
He's like the Kevin Randleman of kangaroos. | ||
You ever seen this kangaroo? | ||
Yes, I have. | ||
He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
You saw that guy who fought the kangaroo? | ||
Yeah, the guy's an asshole. | ||
What the fuck? | ||
But here's my thing. | ||
If a kangaroo was 100 feet tall, it'd be just as impressive as a lizard 100 feet tall. | ||
It's all crazy. | ||
And what about triceratops? | ||
Doesn't it fucking look like just a different kind of rhinoceros? | ||
Like a giant rhinoceros? | ||
Well, Eddie, it is. | ||
It is. | ||
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Look at him. | |
Oh, shit. | ||
Why is he like that Diaz body? | ||
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Why is he like this? | |
209, bitch! | ||
209, bitch! | ||
I'm not surprised, motherfuckers. | ||
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He's so jacked. | |
Look at him. | ||
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I bet that kangaroo would fuck us up. | |
Oh my god! | ||
That's Vitor Bell for TRT glory days. | ||
Look at that vein on his bicep. | ||
That's like Mark Coleman in 95. That's a tank. | ||
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What a tank he is. | |
Do you think the three of us could beat him up? | ||
No, man. | ||
We're gonna run. | ||
We're gonna get that samurai sword sticking in his asshole. | ||
We're gonna destroy that fucking thing. | ||
The three of us could fuck him up. | ||
That's a scary animal. | ||
It's a big fucking scary animal. | ||
They kick you, you're fucked. | ||
Yeah, they can get like seven feet tall. | ||
They're fucking huge. | ||
Is that real? | ||
Yeah, there's certain ones that are... | ||
That's a real kangaroo, dude. | ||
Why are they so jacked? | ||
Well, they're really... | ||
There's two different kinds. | ||
There's red kangaroos and gray kangaroos. | ||
I don't remember which one's the big one. | ||
I think it's a red kangaroo. | ||
The red sounds way more gnarly. | ||
Say, what's the largest... | ||
Google, what's the largest kangaroo, young Jamie? | ||
I think it's a... | ||
I think it's a red one. | ||
200-pound ripped kangaroo crushes me. | ||
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Good lord! | |
Is that a video? | ||
So, Eddie, you don't think that T-Rexes are real? | ||
When you look into when dinosaur bones were first discovered... | ||
I want a meme that says, when you look into... | ||
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When you look into the timeline, it wasn't just like, oh, all dinosaurs were discovered. | |
There was a timeline. | ||
There was a lot of fraudulent shit that was dudes saying, hey, look what I found. | ||
They're going, bitch, that's just a whale bone. | ||
They're like, fuck. | ||
They were getting paid. | ||
There was a lot of fraud going on in the 1800s when they were discovering dinosaurs. | ||
But what about the layers of earth? | ||
What was that? | ||
What about the way the earth is, like the layers, and you can tell certain time periods from the layers of layers. | ||
The stratus. | ||
Well, if you're talking about carbon dating, there's a lot of science that goes back and forth, like it ain't shit, or it's real, or it's not legit. | ||
No, it's pretty much universally acknowledged that carbon dating is effective. | ||
Okay, well not the stuff that I'm looking into. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I'm looking on YouTube now. | ||
Remember, I'm getting all my shit from YouTube. | ||
So don't take my word for it. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I think you chase your tail with this shit. | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
You chase your tail with this shit, man. | ||
No, I'm not. | ||
I'm having fun. | ||
It's entertaining. | ||
Do you really love it? | ||
He loves it. | ||
Figuring out how we're being bullshitted is very... | ||
But that's the thing. | ||
I'm obsessed with it. | ||
How are they bullshitting us? | ||
I love that shit. | ||
See, I like that. | ||
I like that Eddie's like this. | ||
I think you need people like this. | ||
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Yes. | |
Like, he loves it. | ||
Like, he loves it. | ||
I think... | ||
This is how crazy I am. | ||
I think we're being lied to about fucking everything. | ||
Your kid's gonna grow up just super skeptical. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I'm already telling him don't trust anything you see on TV. No. | ||
We don't let him watch TV. Why do you let him watch TV? We let him watch a little cartoons here and there. | ||
Spongebob's corrupt as fuck. | ||
I'm gonna raise him not trusting TV. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. | ||
You can't say nobody would ever disagree with that. | ||
The TV is not good for kids. | ||
It's not good for kids. | ||
Why don't you have a show on the Alex Jones channel? | ||
What has happened? | ||
I agree. | ||
You went there, fucked. | ||
I went a total retard on him. | ||
I went full flat earth on him. | ||
Even he doesn't believe in Flat Earth. | ||
No, no, no, no. | ||
Most conspiracy theorists do not... | ||
They think Flat Earth is the most retarded thing ever. | ||
Which is correct. | ||
When Joe first brought it up about a year, year and a half ago, he said, dude, he was trying to basically say how stupid people are. | ||
He said, do you know people still believe the Earth is flat and the sun is 3,000 miles away? | ||
And I remember sitting there thinking, shit, what are they on? | ||
Amish or something? | ||
Like, how dumb do you have to be to think the world is flat? | ||
I have YouTube videos later. | ||
How dumb? | ||
No, no, no. | ||
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And then you brought it up again. | |
And then you brought it up again. | ||
You brought it up again, like maybe six months later. | ||
And I said on your podcast, I said, that is so dumb. | ||
That's got to be some kind of CIA psyop. | ||
It's got to be some kind of destruction. | ||
Where the fuck did you take a weird last turn? | ||
And then I was in class, and we were talking about conspiracy theories, and my buddy Manny, full-blown conspiracy theory. | ||
Jiu-jitsu class. | ||
He goes, do you ever, do you ever, my jiu-jitsu class. | ||
He goes, we're talking about my YouTube class. | ||
I thought it was a conspiracy class. | ||
I was like, God, you go to school? | ||
He teaches. | ||
I teach. | ||
No, I know that. | ||
I thought he meant like a straight class. | ||
I teach people how to kill Brendan. | ||
I'm very weird, brother. | ||
So Manny turns to me and goes, dude, you ever look into Flat Earth? | ||
There you go. | ||
This was like eight months ago or something. | ||
And I said, right when he said that... | ||
You should say, Manny, you ever look into astronomy? | ||
Yeah, right when he said that... | ||
Manny, did you miss fourth grade? | ||
Right when he said that... | ||
Manny, anybody drop you on your head? | ||
Manny, what are you smoking? | ||
I can't believe anything that ever comes out of his mouth again. | ||
That's what I thought. | ||
I'm like, Jesus. | ||
And I'm like, Manny, please don't ever bring that shit up again. | ||
You keep that shit, dude. | ||
Cut to. | ||
Dude, that's a CIA sidlock. | ||
I'm telling you the story. | ||
And then Ernest comes up to me and he goes, Hey man, you ever look into Flat Earth? | ||
I said, dude, Jesus goddamn Christ. | ||
And he goes, Hey man, I got a master's in engineering. | ||
Look into it. | ||
And I just wanted to go. | ||
I just went home and I was just going to get him up. | ||
How about looking at what fucking school that was so we can tell people? | ||
Phoenix online. | ||
That's the same shit. | ||
I'm so crazy. | ||
I so don't believe anything. | ||
You want something else to do. | ||
Yeah, I tried to debunk it. | ||
I was trying to debunk it. | ||
I was Mr. Debunker. | ||
There's a fucking Japanese satellite that takes a photo from 22,000 miles out every 10 minutes. | ||
Those are the worst pictures ever. | ||
Come on, those Japanese. | ||
It doesn't show that it's flat, though. | ||
Even if the You know, Jamie, put up those pictures. | ||
It's not the worst pictures. | ||
Put up those Japanese pictures. | ||
It's from 22,000 miles away. | ||
I can't believe you believe those pictures. | ||
Do you remember when you had a flip phone? | ||
You remember when you had a flip phone, dude, and the front-facing cameras were always dog shit? | ||
Always. | ||
You know, on the back-facing one, it was pretty legit. | ||
Yeah, that's how it works, man. | ||
22,000 miles away, it's hard to take a good iPhone 7. Fake pictures. | ||
Have you ever seen a picture of a flat, though? | ||
No, I didn't say that. | ||
I didn't say that. | ||
The crazy thing. | ||
I'm not saying it's flat. | ||
I'm just saying, damn, when you look into it, I'm saying we don't know what the fuck wrong. | ||
But wait a minute, Eddie. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
We don't know what wrong. | ||
This Japanese satellite. | ||
Look into it. | ||
Hold on, Eddie. | ||
This Japanese satellite that all these hundreds of scientists worked on for like a decade. | ||
They fake moon landing. | ||
They shoot it out into the space. | ||
They fake the moon landing. | ||
They take a picture every ten minutes and you can download it from the websites. | ||
CGI composites. | ||
So constantly making CGI in some sort of a computer bank somewhere. | ||
Like they do it in NASA. NASA, that's what they do. | ||
Why do you think, if they have the technology to make CGI that looks that good, why don't they have the technology to shoot a camera into space? | ||
Where's the pictures from NASA? How come they don't have any? | ||
They don't have that space kind of... | ||
Oh, they don't have the technology? | ||
No, they just never did it. | ||
They also don't get it. | ||
What the fuck about proving it's round? | ||
These Japanese pictures, I've seen them. | ||
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Put them up. | |
They don't have that kind of space satellite. | ||
Show me a real picture. | ||
Listen, NASA does not have one of those satellites. | ||
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Fake. | |
Why do you think that's fake? | ||
That's fake as fuck! | ||
Why does it look fake as fuck? | ||
It looks like something you'd see in a movie. | ||
That's because when they do it in a movie, they try to make it look like this, which is what looks real. | ||
If that's real to you, man, shit. | ||
You don't think it's real? | ||
They faked six moon landings. | ||
Eddie, Eddie, stop saying that because it's irrelevant. | ||
We're not talking about the same people. | ||
It looks fake to me. | ||
Eddie, that's 1969. We're talking about 2017. Hello. | ||
So you think there's some gigantic conspiracy involving the Japanese government where they put up a fake picture of the earth from 22,000 miles up every 10 minutes. | ||
High resolution, downloadable photo. | ||
Why wouldn't it be real? | ||
Isn't it just as likely that the Japanese actually did launch that thing into space? | ||
Why would it be fake? | ||
Propaganda, man. | ||
Why would they care that it's not flat? | ||
Is there a photo of this flat earth? | ||
No, like I just said again, there's no photo of the flat Earth from space. | ||
There's no photo of the round Earth from space. | ||
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That's not true. | |
That's not true. | ||
It's all fake. | ||
Why do you say they're fake, though? | ||
They look fake. | ||
They look CGI. But you're not an expert in imagery. | ||
Looks fake to me. | ||
When I watch Avatar, I don't need to be an expert to know it's fake. | ||
When I watch Avatar, I'm not an expert. | ||
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It's fake. | |
Avatar's at the movies. | ||
When you watch some ridiculous kung fu video, being a martial arts expert, if you were sitting next to someone who told you that their sensei can't compete in the UFC because they're too deadly, wouldn't you get pissed off? | ||
Because you're an actual martial arts expert. | ||
That's just like you, with no science background whatsoever, talking about these photos. | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
But why think like that? | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
But why indulge that? | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
But why not indulge the full realm of possibilities and not cling to the conspiracy every single time? | ||
No, no. | ||
NASA can't get pictures. | ||
They've been doing CGI composites this whole time. | ||
But please answer my question. | ||
Forget about stating what NASA does. | ||
Please answer my question. | ||
Why do you always go towards the conspiracy? | ||
Why do you never consider the possibility that maybe... | ||
Too many lies. | ||
But Eddie, they're not the same people. | ||
It's all the same. | ||
So everybody's lying? | ||
It's a global thing, yes. | ||
All the European space agencies lying. | ||
They're all in on it. | ||
It's a global thing. | ||
So what do you think's going on up there? | ||
I think all governments, most of them, the globalists, they're all working together to control their people. | ||
What's the advantage though, Eddie, if the Earth isn't round? | ||
I told you, I'm crazy. | ||
I'm crazy. | ||
I know, but what's the advantage that it's not round? | ||
They control you, bro, with the ice wall. | ||
They just wanna fuck with us? | ||
Keep you on a... | ||
I don't know, man. | ||
I don't know what it is. | ||
Doesn't make sense. | ||
Why would they just control people? | ||
You gotta find out and find the sense. | ||
You could find the sense. | ||
It's really easy. | ||
You put them on a ball because, again, I'm crazy. | ||
You put them on a ball. | ||
My guess is you're on a ball. | ||
You're nowhere. | ||
Don't try to go anywhere. | ||
Just stay there and work. | ||
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Oh, hell no. | |
Stay there anymore. | ||
You saw the Truman Show. | ||
You watched the Truman Show a little too much. | ||
So they sat down and said, you know what? | ||
We've got to release some fake math that shows that you can demonstrate that the Earth is round. | ||
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Dude, there's no pictures of the Earth from space, man. | |
What is that? | ||
We just looked at one, Eddie. | ||
Stop saying that. | ||
It was fake. | ||
You don't know that it's fake. | ||
Okay. | ||
But you're saying, look, it's a real problem when you say something. | ||
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I'm crazy. | |
But don't say that. | ||
I am. | ||
Just stop. | ||
Just stop and think. | ||
Because you're communicating to millions of people. | ||
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Exactly. | |
And you're saying something that doesn't make any sense. | ||
It does make sense. | ||
But you don't know anything about imagery. | ||
You don't know anything about... | ||
I don't. | ||
You don't know anything about that. | ||
It looks fake to me. | ||
You don't have a bad nose. | ||
That's a fake-ass picture. | ||
But you don't have... | ||
Come on, Eddie. | ||
You're just looking at it with the naked eye. | ||
It looks real to everybody else in this room. | ||
Okay. | ||
You're coming at it with a confirmation bias. | ||
Crazy, right? | ||
No, I don't think it makes you crazy. | ||
I'm just having fun with it. | ||
But you have this direct inclination to always go towards a conspiracy. | ||
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It doesn't have to piss anybody off. | |
It's a disservice towards your opinion. | ||
That's what you think? | ||
Cool. | ||
You're getting angry about it. | ||
No, I'm not getting angry at all. | ||
We're just being stoners here. | ||
We're being stoners. | ||
I'm like, I don't believe that shit. | ||
I'm not raising my voice. | ||
What I'm trying to do is corner your ideas. | ||
I'm trying to corner your ideas. | ||
Because you're saying these things to... | ||
You're very influential. | ||
You're saying these things to millions of people, but I don't think you're thinking correctly. | ||
I'm telling, I know. | ||
That's why I've stated many times. | ||
That you're crazy. | ||
I'm losing my mind. | ||
When do you think you started losing it? | ||
I think I was, you know, as soon as I found out when I was 11 that everybody wasn't Catholic, that's when I started losing my mind. | ||
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I'm like, wait a minute. | |
I'm like, everybody's not Catholic? | ||
I thought everybody was Catholic. | ||
There's other religions? | ||
Then how do we know we're right? | ||
There's a bunch, what's a Jew? | ||
Oh shit, there's more Jews than Catholics. | ||
How do we know we have the right religion? | ||
I'm like, okay. | ||
You started questioning it. | ||
Yes, that's when I started going crazy. | ||
That's so funny. | ||
People that question authority are usually looked at as crazy. | ||
Conspiracy theorists. | ||
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The CIA coined the term conspiracy theorists. | |
You're a smart dude. | ||
You're not crazy. | ||
There's a problem in the way you approach these things, because you approach them all knowing, before you even start, that they're a conspiracy. | ||
I'm telling you what I think. | ||
So that's confirmation bias. | ||
I'm telling you, hey, dude, when you lie so much, you've got to prove it to me. | ||
You lie so goddamn much, I'm never going to be saying the things that a defense attorney would say. | ||
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But you don't have to. | |
I'm saying the things that the prosecuting attorney would say. | ||
You say that all the time. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
But it's not a good analogy because it's court. | ||
That's exactly how I look at it. | ||
And courts filled with lies. | ||
The government's being accused of lying, and they've been caught lying, so they're in court. | ||
So are you saying to me, finish this? | ||
It's not the government. | ||
It's all government scientists. | ||
You think scientists? | ||
You think there's these independent scientists coming? | ||
It's all government scientists. | ||
But why would you think? | ||
Why would you think? | ||
You don't think the globalists Haven't controlled science and information since day one? | ||
You think this is like a new thing? | ||
Their name, the globalists. | ||
If they were the flattest, they would be like, yeah, it's flat. | ||
But they're like, no, fuck these guys. | ||
We're globalists. | ||
No, no, the globalists is what Alex calls people. | ||
I feel like Eddie could flip me if we just spent like a day together. | ||
I think you're just trying to make fun. | ||
Hey, I'm just having fun, man. | ||
I like finding out. | ||
I don't think Eddie's crazy, though. | ||
I don't trust shit coming from the government. | ||
Does that make me crazy? | ||
Yes. | ||
He's got a little too deep, but he's not crazy. | ||
The problem is this idea of the government. | ||
The government consists of a bunch of individuals with a hundred different agencies. | ||
Eddie, do you know they have infighting? | ||
Do you know the CIA and the FBI go after each other? | ||
Of course they do. | ||
One government. | ||
There's a lot of personal shit going on in between. | ||
Of course they do. | ||
But it's not just personal shit. | ||
There's a bunch of different factions that you call the government. | ||
I agree. | ||
And the idea that it's all like the government can't be trusted. | ||
I just say that because I'm not going to... | ||
I mean, you want me to pick out some agencies? | ||
Yeah, NASA. I could pick out some... | ||
But just in general, in general, it's... | ||
History, science, education, energy, everything has always been controlled by the government since day one. | ||
Radio has been used as propaganda since the day it was invented. | ||
You think some independent dude just invented radio and then he started broadcasting his favorite music and shit and what his thoughts were? | ||
No. | ||
It was the government from day one in radio. | ||
It was the government in all countries from day one in TV. In the movies, it was all radio, TV, and the movies have always been about propaganda. | ||
Always in every country. | ||
It's nothing new. | ||
It's old school gangsters. | ||
Our country is the most gangsters. | ||
What does this have to do with the world being flat? | ||
No, no, this is how gangster our government is. | ||
There was a war on drugs. | ||
We started a war on drugs. | ||
Turns out we're bringing it in. | ||
Then there's a war on terrorism. | ||
Turns out we created Al-Qaeda. | ||
You understand why I'm crazy? | ||
I'm crazy because of that shit. | ||
I'm like, you could believe that shit. | ||
You want to believe that shit? | ||
Good luck, but I ain't. | ||
You just apply this to everything. | ||
Basically anything comes from the government. | ||
Dinosaurs don't come from the government. | ||
There's so much fraud when you look into it. | ||
Astronomy doesn't come from the government. | ||
It comes from scientists. | ||
Look into it. | ||
Look into it, man. | ||
But Eddie, I have looked into it. | ||
Dinosaurs are for kids. | ||
Look, you could go over these different sections of the earth. | ||
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That looks so fake. | |
Yeah, well you can look at the next one that comes ten minutes later and maybe you won't think that one's fake. | ||
Oh wow, that one's kind of real. | ||
It looks all fake. | ||
It doesn't look fake. | ||
To me, it looks like what the fucking Earth probably looks like when you're 22,000 miles away. | ||
To you, it does. | ||
Not to me. | ||
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This is NASA's, by the way. | |
It's no big deal. | ||
Can we agree to disagree? | ||
Yeah, but why think that it does? | ||
Because I don't trust shit. | ||
Why think that the government does make these fake pictures of the Earth? | ||
Don't you think that would be like a risky thing? | ||
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We could speculate. | |
You want to speculate? | ||
I mean, I could speculate. | ||
I want to hear you speculating. | ||
It's easier to control people when they're on a ball. | ||
I've been trying to tell people that forever. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Like, we've got to live on a ball. | ||
I told that to my wife. | ||
It would be easy to get the kids to listen if we just lived on a ball. | ||
Fuck this house bullshit. | ||
I don't know what to believe. | ||
I don't know what to believe. | ||
That doesn't even make any sense. | ||
Why would it be easier to get people to listen if they're on a ball rather than if they're on a plate? | ||
Because if there's more land, people are going to want to work. | ||
There's actually more land shit. | ||
What do you mean, it's more land? | ||
Who knows? | ||
If you... | ||
Yeah, exactly. | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
I don't understand what you're talking about. | ||
Like, more land. | ||
You're saying, if the world is flat and the flat Earth model is true, what's the point of it? | ||
What's the point of... | ||
So all the math is fake, like that the Earth is going 24 hours in a circle. | ||
Is that all fake? | ||
It spins 1,000 miles an hour. | ||
When you look into it, it's stationary. | ||
If you look into the experiments to prove that the Earth is spinning, all of them failed. | ||
Look into it. | ||
You can just think that. | ||
We've been indoctrinated into thinking. | ||
That's not true. | ||
Okay, I'm crazy. | ||
I get it. | ||
I don't have the science in my head to back it up either, but that's not true. | ||
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You can't say things like that. | |
That's what Eric Dubé says, and he's not backing it up. | ||
Where's the evidence that... | ||
Find the evidence... | ||
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There are 30-year-old kids in high school right now that can show you the evidence with scientific... | |
How come you can't show it to me? | ||
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Because I'm not in class right now and I'm not up to date. | |
I'm doing JRE work right now. | ||
Okay, you're talking about some shit you don't know about. | ||
You're talking about some shit you don't know about. | ||
But so are you. | ||
I'm just saying I don't trust it. | ||
You're saying something that people have been proving for... | ||
Hundreds and hundreds of years. | ||
Look into the Mickelson-Morley experiments. | ||
Einstein said it himself. | ||
Einstein said, to this day, there is no proof that we're moving. | ||
Dude, you guys just haven't looked into it. | ||
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That's all it is. | |
You're watching YouTube videos, Eddie. | ||
There's a difference between looking into it and watching YouTube videos. | ||
Do you watch them all from the same channel? | ||
Okay, what if it's true that Albert Einstein said there is no evidence that the Earth is spinning? | ||
What if he said a quote? | ||
You say that's not true, I saw it on YouTube, but what if we find out that it is true, then what? | ||
What if they find out leprechauns are really butt-fucking genies on the moon? | ||
Exactly, that's what I thought. | ||
What does that mean? | ||
That's what I said, so you're saying, oh, it's on YouTube. | ||
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Do you really think that Einstein said that? | |
Maybe in 1947 there wasn't much evidence that the Earth was spinning because they didn't understand it yet. | ||
When we're talking about something that happened more than a half a century ago, Einstein is like, you compare all the people that are alive today, whether it's Lawrence Krauss or Stephen Hawking's most famous failed experiment. | ||
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It's the Mickelson-Morley experiment. | |
They couldn't recreate it. | ||
It was in the 1880s. | ||
I looked this up when I watched the podcast. | ||
True science is supposed to recreate it. | ||
Exactly. | ||
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You keep using that. | |
Look at the Mickelson-Morley experiments. | ||
I did. | ||
I read up information on it. | ||
It's an experiment that was supposed to be able to be recreated. | ||
It was not able to be recreated. | ||
So that evidence is used by Flat Earth supporting people. | ||
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Like you just said, like, go look it up. | |
Go look it up. | ||
So I did look it up. | ||
True science is repeatable. | ||
You can't repeat it. | ||
It's not real science. | ||
You don't understand what you're saying. | ||
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That's what you're saying. | |
I'm trying to tell you that. | ||
That's the evidence you're trying to say. | ||
They say the experiment showed the Earth is not spinning. | ||
No one can reproduce that experiment. | ||
That's why it's not real. | ||
So this thing that you keep repeating is bullshit. | ||
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Okay. | |
And this thing that you keep... | ||
But don't. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
Hey, where did you get this information? | ||
Jamie. | ||
Where'd you get it? | ||
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Where'd I get what? | |
This information. | ||
Where is this coming from? | ||
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This is coming off the internet. | |
Exactly. | ||
So you're reading some information. | ||
I'm reading some information. | ||
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Slow down. | |
You didn't go to the library. | ||
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Slow down. | |
Oh, it's on Wikipedia. | ||
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Just slow down. | |
Eddie, stop doing that. | ||
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There's sources here. | |
There's a book called the American Journal of Science. | ||
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I'm sure that a lot of people respect that. | |
Which is bought and paid for. | ||
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Well, maybe. | |
It is. | ||
It's bought and paid for it. | ||
It's part of that. | ||
Here's the thing, Eddie. | ||
It's like the Washington Post. | ||
Eddie, why would anybody be paying money for people to lie about the world's wedding? | ||
That's a very good question that everybody asks coming in. | ||
Everybody asks that question. | ||
Coming in to the group. | ||
Have a seat. | ||
Have some coffee. | ||
My name's Eddie. | ||
One by one, they're getting knocked down. | ||
Hi, Eddie. | ||
No, no, Eddie, they're not. | ||
They're not. | ||
They're not. | ||
It's huge. | ||
They're not getting knocked down. | ||
That's why we just read this thing that you've been citing, and you didn't even understand it when we were reading it. | ||
You read off the internet. | ||
You read off the internet. | ||
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I read it off the internet, too. | |
I read it off the internet, too. | ||
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I don't have any books here. | |
I'll go find Encyclopedia if you want. | ||
No, we're both reading off the internet. | ||
We're both getting our information off the internet. | ||
Eddie, one of them is peer-reviewed journals from scientists. | ||
From American Journal of Science? | ||
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Come on, that's like MIST. The internet is also data and articles. | |
That's like The Economist. | ||
So you think it's more likely... | ||
More likely that everyone is in on it and lying than it is one guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and makes a YouTube video and you get convinced. | ||
And it's attractive to you because it seems like it would be an amazing conspiracy to be ahead of. | ||
And you get trapped in the fucking rabbit hole and you go down the flat earth rabbit hole and you find yourself defending things with experiments that you don't even understand. | ||
Which means you haven't really looked into it. | ||
You just read some shit that he pulled up off the internet and you're like all over it. | ||
I know you didn't understand. | ||
No, I understand it now. | ||
It doesn't matter. | ||
It doesn't matter. | ||
But I understood it, and he had explained it to you twice. | ||
You didn't understand it. | ||
You were arguing for it. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
This is the proof. | ||
Now I understand it. | ||
There was an experiment to prove that the Earth wasn't moving. | ||
And it was not repeatable. | ||
And then they proved it. | ||
No. | ||
No, they didn't prove it. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
I get it. | ||
They didn't prove it, but that doesn't mean that it's spinning. | ||
Oh, Jamie, I'm sure you can find some evidence that the Earth is spinning. | ||
Eddie, people have known it's spinning forever. | ||
That's how the seasons work. | ||
That's how you see the sun. | ||
We spin around. | ||
That's why it makes eclipses. | ||
That's why you can track time zones. | ||
That's why you can put a piece of stick in the ground. | ||
You're saying all the correct shit. | ||
It acts as a sundial. | ||
You're saying all the shit you would say. | ||
Eddie, there's a fundamental problem with the way you approach these things. | ||
No, there's not a problem. | ||
The problem is you go into them. | ||
I don't trust shit. | ||
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You do. | |
But it's not that I trust shit. | ||
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I don't have a problem. | |
Eddie, you know I don't trust shit. | ||
I'm having fun with it. | ||
You know I don't. | ||
It's flat or round. | ||
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It doesn't matter. | |
I'm having fun with it. | ||
That's a bad fallback. | ||
You keep saying that. | ||
It's a bad fallback. | ||
Because what we're saying is there are conspiracies. | ||
The problem is when you think everything is conspiracy, you act as a psy-op guy and you fuck people over that want to look at real conspiracies. | ||
Because the real conspiracy is like the Gulf of Tonkin. | ||
That's what I thought too. | ||
Like the Gulf of Tonkin, like Operation Northwoods, real things that really happened. | ||
When you look at those things and people explore them, they go, oh, I don't think they really killed Kennedy. | ||
Are you sure? | ||
Why don't you look at this? | ||
Look at this stuff. | ||
There's a lot of really crazy evidence. | ||
When you start thinking that the world is flat, the dinosaurs aren't real, all this nutty shit that you believe, and you just jump into it with... | ||
The problem is, it discredits all these other things that you believe that might be real. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
Because the other things have some validity to that. | ||
You just haven't looked into it, that's all. | ||
I used to say the same stuff. | ||
You're talking about the earth being flat! | ||
Thousands of scientists have looked into it! | ||
You think they're all wrong? | ||
That's so insane! | ||
You haven't looked into it. | ||
I have. | ||
No, you have. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
How could I not have? | ||
You don't think I have? | ||
I'm watching you go down the rabbit hole. | ||
You don't think I've tried to pay attention to what the fuck these people are talking about? | ||
It doesn't work. | ||
I don't think so. | ||
Eddie, this website's dedicated to debunking it. | ||
It's dedicated to showing you the science, showing you the math that you can do. | ||
How come when you check the internet, it's valid, but when I'm on the internet, it's not? | ||
You're not talking about the internet. | ||
You're talking about a guy's YouTube video. | ||
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No, it's not a guy's. | |
There's a lot of guys. | ||
There's a lot of people. | ||
But they're just YouTube videos. | ||
It's huge, no. | ||
The science behind them is not verified by peer-reviewed journals. | ||
The science of the Earth and gravity. | ||
The government science that's bought and paid for? | ||
Of course. | ||
You start talking about flat Earth on the side. | ||
Eddie, this is so crazy. | ||
You think the Earth is flat? | ||
I didn't say that. | ||
I said, I don't know if it's flat or round. | ||
When I see a picture of Earth from space, what we're sitting on from space, when I see a real picture, then we'll have the proof. | ||
I'm just saying we don't even have proof that it's real. | ||
No, we're looking at pictures while we're sitting here. | ||
You're not even taking into consideration the fact that this is a monitor. | ||
You're looking at this. | ||
You don't even get the high resolution. | ||
I mean, they must be gigantic files that they get. | ||
You would never be able to see them and their actual resolution on a regular monitor in the first place. | ||
You're talking about a photo of the Earth. | ||
Photo of the Earth from 22,000 miles away and they take one every fucking 10 minutes. | ||
Looks CGI to me. | ||
The only way you can convince them, Joe. | ||
It might look CGI to you. | ||
You'd have to jump in a ship and kill yourself. | ||
I could be wrong. | ||
No, I could be wrong. | ||
It could be real. | ||
There's too many things you don't believe in. | ||
It could be real, but they've been faking them so much they look like all those other fake ones. | ||
That's not good enough. | ||
I've seen so many fake ones that NASA admits that they're CGI composites. | ||
There's so many out there. | ||
So when you see this one, it's like, this is the same one. | ||
Yeah, but fake and CGI composites is different. | ||
You can believe it. | ||
I don't believe it. | ||
Eddie, please. | ||
When you take one of these photos, these, what are those called when you fucking do that? | ||
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Panorama. | |
Panorama. | ||
When you do that, you know what that is? | ||
That's a composite. | ||
You're taking a bunch of photographs, and they piece them all together. | ||
It makes one enormous photo. | ||
When you see these photos from space of the Earth from a closer satellite, not the NASA one that Jamie just pulled up, which does show a full-size image of the Earth, what you're seeing is they take a photo, they take another photo, and they piece them all together. | ||
There's no seams. | ||
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Just a composite photo. | |
No, no, there's an actual seed This is three photos. | ||
They put them together. | ||
They fit together. | ||
It colors everything in. | ||
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Eddie, is this CGI? Question for you. | |
Is this CGI because it was made in a computer and it fits the definition of computer-generated image? | ||
Because that's a composite. | ||
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I made this. | |
I'll show you how I made it. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
I'm just saying. | ||
But this could be easily a real picture. | ||
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But it is a real picture. | |
Well, that's not a hard picture. | ||
A picture of Earth from space, that's a hard picture. | ||
Where I physically was on the ground in New York City to take that with the camera I was using, that building would not fit in my lens. | ||
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I wasn't far enough away. | |
But that's not what they're saying they're doing. | ||
They're saying they take strips. | ||
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That's what they're saying they do. | |
No, no. | ||
They're saying, I'm going to show you a video of the artist who actually did the latest one. | ||
They go, oh, NASA, here's the guy who did the latest picture. | ||
Tell us what to look at. | ||
Let's watch the video. | ||
Just put NASA artist... | ||
A CGI picture of Earth, and you're gonna hear him talking. | ||
And he says, it is Photoshop. | ||
It is. | ||
It is Photoshop, but it has to be Photoshop. | ||
He says that word for word. | ||
It's a NASA video. | ||
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What does that mean? | |
I was asking you to clarify that. | ||
I'm trying to tell you. | ||
That's what I literally had to do. | ||
I had to have been farther away. | ||
To get the photo in one photo of that giant building. | ||
But in order to get that distance away... | ||
Did you color it in with CGI? There were buildings in the way. | ||
I put it in Photoshop. | ||
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Yes. | |
I put it in Photoshop. | ||
He's talking about... | ||
He's going through the video going, I got it. | ||
Sometimes I put green shades here. | ||
And I kind of... | ||
I'm not an astronaut. | ||
I've never been to space. | ||
So I have to kind of use my imagination to get it. | ||
Well, are they taking black and white photos? | ||
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Is that why? | |
It's the latest picture that NASA releases of Earth. | ||
Here's the latest one. | ||
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Hold on. | |
It didn't look like this that day. | ||
It's a little exaggerated. | ||
The darks aren't that dark in real life. | ||
The brights aren't that bright in real life. | ||
So yes, I added color to it. | ||
I did some artistry to it. | ||
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That's bullshit. | |
That's what that fucking building looks like. | ||
Okay, now find the CGI NASA artist. | ||
Do you buy into anything? | ||
Do you believe anything? | ||
I believe shit that I can prove for myself. | ||
I believe the science in a skyscraper. | ||
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Why? | |
Because I see the skyscraper. | ||
It's standing there. | ||
That's truth. | ||
I believe in that science. | ||
How much have you looked into the science of space travel? | ||
How much have you looked into how much work was done to try to put satellites into orbit? | ||
So you think we went to the moon? | ||
That's not what I asked you. | ||
I said, how much did you look into that? | ||
Do you think we went to the moon? | ||
Eddie, answer my fucking question. | ||
How come you don't answer my question? | ||
You talk ridiculous. | ||
Because you talk in circles. | ||
Okay. | ||
You're talking in circles. | ||
I am? | ||
They're ridiculous conversations. | ||
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Really? | |
Everything is the government. | ||
The government, the government. | ||
The government's fake. | ||
Fake pictures. | ||
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Watch. | |
I'm just asking you a question. | ||
Punch up NASA CGI artist picture of Earth. | ||
I don't see that up there. | ||
Eddie, it's so crazy. | ||
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Which one would you like me to click on? | |
Any of them. | ||
That one right there, the second one right there. | ||
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This one? | |
Flat Earth. | ||
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Flat Earth. | |
No, just listen to him talk. | ||
Okay, stinky cash. | ||
He only has 20,000 views. | ||
Well, it's going to get more now. | ||
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Hey guys, Jeff here, and today I want to share with you this article that's on NASA.gov. | |
This guy seems legit. | ||
Are we allowed to play this? | ||
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This is the guy who's a scientist. | |
Are we listening to him or the guy that made the video? | ||
You said we were going to listen to a scientist. | ||
Well, it looked like the right video. | ||
I don't know. | ||
But that is the guy. | ||
That is the artist. | ||
That's a picture of the video. | ||
His name is Robert Simmons. | ||
Talking about how he created the latest picture of Earth for NASA. They're celebrating CGI. This is from the Goddard webpage. | ||
So he's doing a recap of something that's written on the Goddard webpage. | ||
So go to the Goddard webpage. | ||
Find that guy's page. | ||
Robert Simmons Photoshop. | ||
There it was. | ||
And we'll see what he's actually saying. | ||
Is that it? | ||
Okay, good. | ||
That guy looks so skeptical in his picture. | ||
What do you think is the most interesting of your role here at Goddard? | ||
How do you help support Goddard's mission? | ||
My role is to make imagery from Earth sciences data. | ||
I turn data into pictures. | ||
I look for new interesting events that NASA satellites have seen or that are hidden in the latest data to find anything interesting that shows off NASA's unique capabilities. | ||
Finding things is the fun part. | ||
I rely on engineers and scientists to produce the data. | ||
Their reliable real-time stream of 1.7 terabytes a day, holy shit, is incredible. | ||
The same as producing 3,000 CDs a day, we know where to look for the interesting stuff because each instrument provides a very specialized type of information. | ||
So if I'm looking for something specific, I know where to look. | ||
For example, recently there was a volcanic eruption in the Red Sea. | ||
The only reliable imagery of this was from NASA satellites. | ||
We basically confirmed the existence of a new island. | ||
Okay, so let's get to some Photoshop shit. | ||
You've got to find the one where he's talking. | ||
Okay, but this guy's talking about science here. | ||
Like, some of the science has to be real, right, Eddie? | ||
Like, there has to be some satellites, like DirecTV. | ||
DirecTV's not fake, right? | ||
Um, I don't know. | ||
I don't know, but you could do all that with landline stuff. | ||
You don't need to go bounce anything from space. | ||
You could do all that with landline. | ||
Why wouldn't you? | ||
You could just put it in space and it just broadcasts and shoot it up there and shoot it back. | ||
Why would you lie about that? | ||
I mean, there's a ton of fucking space junk. | ||
Satellite's easy. | ||
Satellite's easy. | ||
Every time they... | ||
You know who pays for satellites? | ||
You know who pays for satellites? | ||
The taxpayer. | ||
They get bills. | ||
We need a new telecommunications satellite. | ||
We've got to throw it up there. | ||
We need $35 million. | ||
And they go, yeah, okay, we're going to sign it. | ||
They get the money. | ||
It's a tax scam. | ||
You don't think satellites are real? | ||
I don't think so. | ||
Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
I don't think so. | ||
Well, what's happening? | ||
What are those things up there that you can watch from the ground? | ||
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Have you ever seen the space station fly overhead? | |
You can see it. | ||
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They can time it. | |
I have pictures of it. | ||
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They timed it. | |
They told me it was going to be overhead. | ||
I took a picture of it. | ||
I didn't know it was in a high-altitude plane. | ||
What's the difference? | ||
Why would they do that? | ||
Why would they lie? | ||
Why would they pretend it's a space station and instead put a high altitude plane up there? | ||
How high do airplanes go? | ||
30,000 feet, right? | ||
No, they can go higher. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
Commercial airplanes, on average, go about 30,000. | ||
Somewhere in the 30s, yeah. | ||
30,000, 35,000. | ||
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Right. | |
When you're on the ground, you go... | ||
You can barely see them. | ||
When they're at 30,000 feet, you can barely. | ||
When you're at 30,000 feet and you look down, you wouldn't be able to see a goddamn bus or a plane. | ||
Now, those satellites are supposed to be like 100 miles up. | ||
Think about that. | ||
How are you going to see them? | ||
Because they're in space. | ||
And they're a light. | ||
They're a very small pinprick of light that moves across the sky. | ||
You can see them with optics. | ||
Okay, I'm noticing. | ||
Okay, but you really haven't looked. | ||
And you definitely haven't looked with optics. | ||
If you look with like a big spotting scope, these people get these telescopes and they look up and they know exactly where it's going to be. | ||
You can actually program it into the telescope. | ||
There's things that you can download where you can find the coordinates of each individual planet. | ||
The way these really super powerful telescopes use that amateur astronomers like to use, you punch in the key numbers and it'll move specifically to a spot in the sky Where you can tune into the moon or tune into Saturn or into very specific areas of the cosmos that change all the time. | ||
Because of the fact that the Earth is spinning, we're catching all sorts of different shit all sorts of different times, especially no matter where you are. | ||
If you're on the equator, you're looking at a totally different image, you know, at one moment in the sky than you are the next moment. | ||
So it can tell you exactly where the space station's going to be, where the moon's going to be, where Mars is going to be, and they punch these coordinates into these little computers and they all move to this thing. | ||
You believe the Mars Rover's real? | ||
Man, Eddie, I don't think I can do this anymore. | ||
Because it's just like, I don't see why. | ||
First of all, I don't see where the money is. | ||
Hold on a second. | ||
I don't see where the money is to have all these hoaxes. | ||
You don't see the tax scam with the rovers? | ||
NASA got $19 billion. | ||
Trump gave them $19 billion. | ||
Isn't it possible that that's so they can actually make a rover? | ||
Tell me what the space shuttle has done for humanity. | ||
Tell me all that money that was wasted on space shuttle and then they just trashed it. | ||
They went up I don't know how many times and then they just trashed it. | ||
Tell me how those billions of dollars has helped humanity. | ||
Tell me. | ||
Well, I think scientific innovation is very important to us because in our minds we constantly want newer, better, more innovative technology. | ||
Just a part of being a person in the 21st century. | ||
What did we learn though? | ||
Everybody wants a new computer. | ||
Everybody wants new things. | ||
And a lot of this new stuff comes from NASA technology. | ||
It comes from all the science and innovation that goes to be a part of me. | ||
There's a list right there, Eddie. | ||
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There's a shitload, man. | |
But why do you say this when you don't look into it? | ||
You don't look. | ||
Highway safety. | ||
Improved radial tires. | ||
How come we couldn't do that down here? | ||
How come we couldn't do that down here? | ||
They can, Eddie, but the massive requirements... | ||
That you have on the gear when you're talking about going through fucking space. | ||
The insane stress of re-entry. | ||
They figured out all kinds of crazy shit. | ||
The speed in which you land. | ||
They figured out a bunch of crazy shit. | ||
Enriched baby food. | ||
I mean, portable cordless vacuums. | ||
Freeze-drying technology. | ||
All this comes from space. | ||
There's a shitload of things that they figured out. | ||
Harnessing solar energy. | ||
There's a lot of innovation that comes from the development of either the space station or the shuttles or a bunch of different things that they've invented. | ||
And they continue to innovate these things. | ||
These new satellites they're shooting out into space are way better than the Hubble. | ||
They keep doing more and more, better and better, and it's this constant rush to see who can get to the furthest Who | ||
said that was fake? | ||
Well, any of it. | ||
Any of it. | ||
Any space travel. | ||
The space shuttle's going up. | ||
It's a high-altitude plane. | ||
Did you know the space shuttle goes up and they work on fucking satellites? | ||
Do you know they dock with a space station? | ||
I need to see a video of that. | ||
Show me a video of that. | ||
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That's what spacewalks are usually about. | |
Jamie hit it. | ||
The problem is there's a lot of these things that you just automatically... | ||
Dude, they fake six moon missions, dude. | ||
Of course I don't trust shit coming from NASA. Even if that was true, those are people in 1969. They're not the same humans. | ||
Those people, they're not the same human beings. | ||
That's just like saying that the people who made the movies in 1969 are the same people that made Fast and Furious 8. It's the people that make the movies. | ||
They're not the same people. | ||
They're totally different humans. | ||
It's like saying the stand-up comedians from 1969 were the same as the one. | ||
But that was NASA in 1969. They faked six moon missions. | ||
How am I supposed to believe anything from that? | ||
Those are not the same people. | ||
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How? | |
Even if that was true, those are not the same people and Richard Nixon isn't alive anymore. | ||
So you just write them All off though, Eddie? | ||
Just off that one exception? | ||
You gotta prove it to me. | ||
I don't need to believe it. | ||
I don't believe it, but if it's true, I don't give a shit. | ||
Okay, it's true? | ||
Oh, that's true? | ||
Okay, but you gotta prove it to me? | ||
Otherwise... | ||
The problem isn't that. | ||
I don't care. | ||
There's no proving it. | ||
The problem is, there's no proving it, and you want to always assume that it's fake. | ||
You don't have this empty, prove it to me. | ||
I'm not assuming either way. | ||
You're assuming it's fake every time. | ||
They faked six moon missions, Joe. | ||
But that doesn't matter. | ||
These are not the same people. | ||
We're living in a different time. | ||
Because they're different people, they're not going to at all understand that logic. | ||
The logic is just because someone faked something one point in time before you were alive doesn't mean that those same human beings have managed to download their brains into everybody that ever did that job for the rest of time. | ||
Because they're not the same humans. | ||
So the people that are scientists that are today, the generations later, whether it's NASA or these Japanese scientists or the Russians or the Chinese, whoever the fuck is putting satellites and rockets into space, they're not the same people from 1969. You can't look at them as one blanket organization. | ||
I can't blame NASA, 1969, NASA with Wernher von Braun at Nazi. | ||
I can't blame today's NASA for all the lies, is that what you're saying, from the early 70s? | ||
I'm saying, do you believe that the space shuttles were real? | ||
No, I do believe the space shuttles were real. | ||
Why just that? | ||
Yeah. | ||
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Why just that? | |
Because I saw plenty of video of them, like landing and shit, and then they take off. | ||
So do you think they just made the space shuttle and that's it and everything else is bullshit? | ||
No, they made the Saturn V rockets and they launched them. | ||
Okay, so do you think that people went into orbit? | ||
I don't know. | ||
I don't know how high people are going. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I'm not sure. | ||
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You don't know. | |
I know they're going high, but I don't know how high. | ||
So why would you assume that any of it is fake? | ||
They fake six moon missions. | ||
Okay, you keep saying that. | ||
No, but that's why. | ||
Yeah, but we're not talking about the same people, Eddie. | ||
But it doesn't matter. | ||
It's the same organization. | ||
The problem is you've turned them into they. | ||
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As soon as you say they, you've locked them into a group. | |
Let me ask you, Brendan. | ||
Do you see how I can't trust NASA? Because even though it was different people in 1969 to 1973... | ||
Even though the NASA of today aren't the ones that faked six moon missions and stole billions of dollars from American taxpayers. | ||
Just because the guys from today... | ||
Somehow they got weeded out and then NASA... I don't know that they got weeded out and then NASA became this honest agency of the government. | ||
I don't know that. | ||
I'm going to assume... | ||
I'm going to assume no. | ||
I think it's still part of the same ship. | ||
That's what I'm going to assume. | ||
I could be wrong. | ||
I could be wrong. | ||
Let's say those six missions were all bullshit and it was fake. | ||
You're going off the exception, not the general rule. | ||
So it's like me coming into your academy and some guy's a dick. | ||
I'm like, all those 10th planet guys are dicks. | ||
Like, you're just lumping all of them in the same fucking category. | ||
That was big shit, though. | ||
It wasn't like side project NASA employees. | ||
Do you hear what he's saying, though? | ||
Do you understand what he's saying? | ||
No, I understand. | ||
He's saying the same thing you said. | ||
He's saying that just because... | ||
Dude, the moon landings were so gigantic and so global and the greatest achievement of mankind and they don't even have the records anymore. | ||
Joe, you know what I'm talking about. | ||
We were talking about this earlier, man. | ||
You were talking about this earlier, you know all that moon... | ||
Telemetry data is missing. | ||
Yeah, so you know what the head of NASA on video says, he says, yeah, we don't have it, it's missing, or maybe it's stolen, but even if we did, the head of NASA, even if we did have the tapes, we don't have the machines to play them anymore, so it really doesn't matter. | ||
Come on, man. | ||
Come on, man. | ||
The dumbest retard detective on the planet would be suspicious. | ||
Of that mission, but you can't just lump all... | ||
Oh, it's all bullshit then. | ||
Everything's fake. | ||
You want to see something, Brendan, that'll make you think? | ||
This is the most suspicious thing. | ||
One of the weirdest things about the moon landing is the post-flight press conference. | ||
Have you ever seen it? | ||
No. | ||
It's really weird. | ||
It's real weird. | ||
That would make sense if they did fake it. | ||
Conspiracy hippo. | ||
Skeptical hippo eyes. | ||
What the fuck is going on here? | ||
So you guys are open to the fact that maybe they faked it because now you're open to the fact that maybe they faked it. | ||
Maybe they did fake that, but you can't just lump something. | ||
And I'm not saying they did do that. | ||
That's the greatest achievement of mankind. | ||
At the time, there's a reason to do it. | ||
We got new people now. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
That's hilarious, guys. | ||
How can you see how I can't trust shit from NASA? So I should trust them because maybe all those bad people have died and they're old. | ||
And the new NASA, they're the good NASA. They can't all be bad. | ||
How do we know they're bad? | ||
What's better, believe in that or believe in a guy on YouTube that says the world's flat and dinosaurs aren't real? | ||
What's better? | ||
He lives out his mom's basement. | ||
There's a lot of people saying it, man. | ||
Okay, all those guys. | ||
There's a lot of people in mental institutions. | ||
There's a lot of people in jail. | ||
There's a lot of people that are child molesters. | ||
There's a lot of people. | ||
A lot of racist people. | ||
If you gave those people videos, if you gave every racist person a video camera and made them a YouTube video, you'd be like, oh, YouTube is all filled with racists. | ||
Have you watched History of Flat Earth by Eric Dubé? | ||
Have you seen that? | ||
How long is it? | ||
I don't have an hour for that. | ||
You haven't looked into it. | ||
You're asking for a job. | ||
What is their side? | ||
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What is Eric Dubé's side? | |
Fourth grade, my teacher. | ||
Hey, you know what? | ||
You don't care and that's fine. | ||
I'm not going to be mad at you for not caring. | ||
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Of course not. | |
Don't be mad at me. | ||
Why are you getting mad? | ||
Because you don't look into what scientists say. | ||
You just automatically dismiss them all as corrupt, but you look into what you two people said. | ||
Joe, is this fair to say the reason why you care so much about Eddie believing this shit and you know Eddie going, I'm crazy, is because he influences a lot of people. | ||
Look for the truth. | ||
Find out for yourself. | ||
Look for the truth. | ||
Look into it like you're investigating it. | ||
Just look into both sides. | ||
There's a reason why it's becoming huge. | ||
There's a reason. | ||
Yeah, because people don't really go to school. | ||
They don't learn astrophysics. | ||
They don't study all these things. | ||
It's hard to learn. | ||
The entry barrier is fucking huge. | ||
If you want to study physics, you want to figure out, I can barely pay attention to it. | ||
I listen to these books on tape, and I have to go back over them three, four times just to understand a paragraph, try to figure out exactly what the fuck they're quantifying. | ||
They're talking about really intense shit that thousands of people have been working on in conjunction. | ||
They all feed off of each other's innovation. | ||
There's so many people working on these things, Eddie. | ||
The idea that they're all in on some sort of a giant global lie is insane. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
That's what everyone thinks. | ||
Okay. | ||
There's no women here. | ||
There's no women. | ||
History of Flat Earth. | ||
Look into it. | ||
No. | ||
Definitely not. | ||
I can't, sir. | ||
Look into it. | ||
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Why, Eddie? | |
Look into it. | ||
You watch Game of Thrones. | ||
That's not real. | ||
I don't watch Game of Thrones. | ||
You watch Game of Thrones. | ||
You don't watch Game of Thrones? | ||
No, there's dragons in it. | ||
What do you watch? | ||
Breaking Bad? | ||
I don't watch Breaking Bad. | ||
Better Call Saul? | ||
Nope. | ||
What do you watch? | ||
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I watch real shit like First 48. Is that a show? | |
But if you watch his Game of Thrones, he knows it's fake. | ||
Approach it like it's fake. | ||
It's entertaining. | ||
Approach it like it's fake. | ||
But you don't. | ||
I'm just having fun. | ||
What do you think? | ||
Is the earth flat around? | ||
I don't know if it's flat or round until we see a picture from space that isn't fake. | ||
You're saying this bitch could be square. | ||
I don't know what it is. | ||
It could be round. | ||
It could be way bigger. | ||
iPhone HD camera. | ||
With fish-eyed lens. | ||
You guys are fooled by the fish-eyed lens. | ||
Come on, man. | ||
There's plenty of pictures without the fish-eyed lens that you could find. | ||
This fish-eyed lens, you guys are getting fooled by some basic-ass kindergarten fish-eyed lens. | ||
Do you understand perspective? | ||
Do you know that at that high, if you didn't have a fisheye lens, you're looking at this tiny fraction of the surface. | ||
Take the fisheye lens off. | ||
Eddie, they do. | ||
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This is from 1946. How do you know that's real? | |
Could be fake. | ||
Because it's a picture? | ||
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I read it on the internet, that's why I know it's real. | |
I don't know, how do you know it's real? | ||
If you could show any... | ||
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I could do a selfie from space like this and... | |
That's real? | ||
Okay, that's real too. | ||
Eddie, would you be open to talking to an actual... | ||
I don't care if you believe that's real, I don't care. | ||
Would you be into talking to an actual astrophysicist? | ||
Yes, I would love to. | ||
Like, what would you do if Neil deGrasse Tyson was here? | ||
I would have questions for him. | ||
Would you keep these same arguments? | ||
I would have some questions. | ||
But would you listen to him? | ||
Like, if he told you some shit that actually made sense? | ||
Or would you just think he's a part of getting paid off by the Round Earth Society? | ||
I think he's, you know, there's people that they push to be their spokespeople. | ||
And there's really brilliant people that are good at talking and they're educators like him. | ||
And then they get on television and people love it. | ||
And so he comes back and then he does a hit show called Cosmos that reenacts the Carl Sagan show. | ||
And everybody loves it. | ||
And more people understand science now than ever before. | ||
Because he breaks it down. | ||
It's hard, Eddie. | ||
You know, it's hard because you didn't go to school for this. | ||
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Don't be mad. | |
I'm not mad. | ||
But look, I love you, man. | ||
I love you. | ||
You know I love you. | ||
I'm just trying to... | ||
I want to be able to talk about Flat Earth and have fun. | ||
Okay, but it's not fun for me because I think there's some 16-year-old kids out there that are listening to this and they think you make sense. | ||
And the problem is... | ||
What's wrong with that? | ||
Who cares about that? | ||
Because those poor kids... | ||
What's happening to me? | ||
What's happening to me? | ||
Am I... My life is going to shit? | ||
Wasting time. | ||
No, it's heavy. | ||
I think it's wasting time. | ||
Dude, you fucking... | ||
Come on. | ||
Come on, Eddie. | ||
You do a lot of shit that you would consider a waste of time if you didn't do it. | ||
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Some people would. | |
If someone was all into pool and he was obsessed with pool, you would say, you're wasting your time. | ||
What are you getting out of that? | ||
Right, but when I hit those balls, I know they're real. | ||
They're real. | ||
Okay. | ||
I hit those balls, they go into the hole. | ||
It takes skill and concentration, and it gives me something to occupy my mind. | ||
It's a game. | ||
It's a mind game. | ||
And it's a body game. | ||
When you're watching a fake video the guy made about... | ||
You think it's fake. | ||
Nuclear bombs not being real. | ||
You think it's fake. | ||
Okay. | ||
That's what you think. | ||
Okay. | ||
I just feel like all the people that study it at all the universities have come to a conclusion. | ||
And then one guy makes a YouTube video, or 20 guys. | ||
There's a bunch of guys, dude. | ||
Let's say there's a thousand. | ||
Santos, Bonacci, he's good too. | ||
But why would you listen to them versus all the people? | ||
What credibility do they have? | ||
For generations after generations of studying the science behind it, repeatable science. | ||
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You gotta listen to it. | |
There's a lot of shit. | ||
You gotta listen to it. | ||
Right, but you just told us about this one test, and you parroted it out as some sort of a theory that we should look up, and when we did, it turns out it didn't even work. | ||
It wasn't repeatable. | ||
Okay, whatever. | ||
Eddie, I love you, but I don't like the way you approach these things sometimes because I think it confuses the fuck out of people like I was when I was young. | ||
I was super gullible. | ||
I believed all kinds of stupid shit and I wasted a ton of time. | ||
Like what? | ||
Especially with successful guys saying certain stuff. | ||
Goddamn UFO people, man. | ||
All those UFO stories I bought and all that shit. | ||
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Eddie, have you ever heard of the law of perspective? | |
Yes, I know exactly. | ||
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Do you know that's not real? | |
That's not a law? | ||
What about it? | ||
They're giving the definition of what perspective is. | ||
You know what the law of perspective is? | ||
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I know what it is. | |
I'm trying to tell you though real quick. | ||
There are laws of conservation of energy and such in physics. | ||
There are actual laws that can be translated without even speaking language. | ||
It's math. | ||
The law of perspective is not one of those. | ||
What is it? | ||
Tell me. | ||
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It's just a definition of perspective. | |
I'm asking you what the law of perspective is. | ||
I know what it is. | ||
What is it? | ||
So you're saying there's no law of perspective? | ||
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I'm saying it's not a law. | |
What is it then? | ||
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It's a definition of the word perspective. | |
Yes. | ||
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That's not a law. | |
Well, the laws of perspective are the horizon. | ||
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One of the laws is the horizon will always rise to high level. | |
To eye level. | ||
That's not a law. | ||
It always happens. | ||
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It's not a law. | |
But it always happens. | ||
It's a law if it happens. | ||
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That's not a law. | |
This is where you don't understand part of the laws of science. | ||
That's not a law. | ||
That's a definition. | ||
Okay. | ||
What is the definition? | ||
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Definition of a noun. | |
It's a person, place, thing, or idea. | ||
That's not a law. | ||
Okay. | ||
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That's just a definition. | |
All right. | ||
You know what else is? | ||
I used to call this double lotus for years and years and years. | ||
And it's not double lotus. | ||
It's full lotus. | ||
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It's not a law though, right? | |
But it's not double Otis either. | ||
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It's not a law though. | |
It's not double Otis either. | ||
That's just my point. | ||
You're talking about a different word for the same move. | ||
For the same move, yeah. | ||
What he's saying is... | ||
The rules of perspective. | ||
Is that better? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
The rules of perspective. | ||
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It's not better because... | |
Okay, the definition of perspective. | ||
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Hold on. | |
It's the same thing. | ||
Whatever you call it. | ||
God, Allah, whatever you want. | ||
Well, when you look up this stuff online, I try to type in the law of perspective, because I want to see what you and Eric Dubé believe that that is. | ||
The only thing I ever find with the law of perspective is the words flat earth with it. | ||
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Or maybe there's actually, the Urban Dictionary has a... | |
Has a definition for the laws of perspective. | ||
What does it matter if it's law of perspective or definition? | ||
It matters because it's science. | ||
But if the horizon always rises to a lie level, you can consider that... | ||
What would you call it, then? | ||
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You don't believe in gravity, though, either. | |
We'll call it a thing of perspective. | ||
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How about that? | |
You don't believe in gravity, either. | ||
That falls at a constant of 9.82 meters per second. | ||
That's the law of gravity. | ||
Gravity's a theory. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
You guys have a theory of what gravity is. | ||
Density. | ||
That's another scientific word. | ||
You guys said that if it's more dense, it falls, but why does it fall? | ||
Why would it fall lower if it's denser? | ||
Because it's heavier than... | ||
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Why is it heavier? | |
Do you know what... | ||
Because it's denser than the oxygen, so it falls. | ||
But helium, how come a helium? | ||
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Because it's gas. | |
Helium is a gas. | ||
We're only heavy... | ||
It's lighter than the oxygen. | ||
That's why I realized it's lighter. | ||
It's lighter. | ||
It's less dense. | ||
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I'll explain. | |
It's lighter because we're in the atmosphere of Earth. | ||
Isn't it less dense, though? | ||
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If we were in space, there is no atmosphere. | |
That's why everything floats. | ||
Gases and us. | ||
We're dense, too, but we would float in space just like gas. | ||
If you do float in space. | ||
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If we got into space, you're correct. | |
If we got out there. | ||
If you believe that. | ||
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Can we not go to space? | |
I don't know how far we can go up. | ||
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I don't know. | |
But Eddie, you know the space station. | ||
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I'm not sure. | |
You said the space shuttle went into orbit. | ||
I don't know how far it went up. | ||
I don't know where it went. | ||
I know it took off, saw that, and then I see it landing. | ||
You see that. | ||
I don't know where it went. | ||
You know it went way higher than a plane, right? | ||
For sure. | ||
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Are you not confused on what laws and stuff science are, though? | |
Do you not see that? | ||
Okay, we'll call it definition of... | ||
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What do we call it? | |
What do we call it? | ||
We'll call it whatever you want. | ||
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In science, we call things laws. | |
We don't call them definitions. | ||
In science, there are laws. | ||
So what is that? | ||
The horizon always rises to eye level. | ||
What is that called? | ||
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In most cases it's math, the law. | |
So that math then, that formulaic equation, can go to any country and work. | ||
I don't need to speak English to the guy in Germany to explain to him what I'm trying to get out of it. | ||
He can test it with the same things, the same variables, and get the same thing out of it. | ||
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That's why all these things are laws, not definitions. | |
Thank you for clearing that up for me. | ||
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Does that work? | |
Do you accept that or no? | ||
I totally accept it. | ||
The problem is people use this verbose terminology because it makes them appear smarter than they really are. | ||
Trying to get a point across. | ||
No, Eddie. | ||
They're trying to say it in a fancier way because they really didn't go to school for this shit. | ||
So they say a bunch of shit that's not real, like the law of perspective, and it's not a law, and it belies the real problem. | ||
They don't have an education in this stuff, and they're just talking out of their ass. | ||
It's disrespectful to the fucking generations of people that have been studying that their whole lives, that one guy can figure out all these different things, that dinosaurs aren't real, nuclear bombs aren't real, the earth is flat. | ||
It's ridiculous. | ||
It's ridiculous. | ||
Satellites aren't real. | ||
It's ridiculous. | ||
It's one guy. | ||
You must be the smartest person in the world. | ||
It's a lot of guys. | ||
That one guy that you're pals with. | ||
You love that stuff. | ||
That guy's got videos on dinosaurs, on the fucking earth being flat. | ||
He figured it all out. | ||
He's my friend now. | ||
I had him on my podcast. | ||
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I should ask him how much money he makes off the flat Earth. | |
I'd be interested to know that. | ||
He's writing a lot of books off and a lot of YouTube videos. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Isn't everybody making money? | ||
I don't know. | ||
Isn't NASA making billions? | ||
Well, he's not NASA. He's a guy with a YouTube account. | ||
About the moon missions. | ||
I don't believe ship coming from them. | ||
That's it, but that's the root of it all. | ||
We keep going back to that. | ||
So don't be mad. | ||
That's why I don't believe you should understand that. | ||
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That's not the root of it all. | |
That's one event. | ||
Oh, but they're different now. | ||
Those guys are dead. | ||
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Come on. | |
So because of that, the most preposterous idea available that every photo of the Earth is fake. | ||
And there's no photos. | ||
NASA tells you that. | ||
NASA tells you that. | ||
There's no photos. | ||
They make videos of the composite. | ||
They have special videos. | ||
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They're telling you. | |
You don't find a problem that there's no photos of the Earth being flat? | ||
Not one? | ||
There's no photos of the Earth being round either. | ||
There's plenty. | ||
There's not even any fake photos. | ||
NASA will tell you they have a CGI artist. | ||
How do we skip over that? | ||
I think we can't get anywhere with this. | ||
NASA can't even get a picture. | ||
That doesn't mean anything. | ||
That CGI artist was never proved. | ||
It always goes back to that for me. | ||
Jamie, you didn't see anything in there about the CGI, that article. | ||
He just said he puts together data. | ||
He puts together data because it has to be interpreted because you're talking about 1.7 terabytes. | ||
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You gotta play the video. | |
Play the video of him talking. | ||
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The video you told me to play wasn't him talking. | |
That was the wrong one, obviously. | ||
Is it terabytes or terabytes? | ||
There's a bunch where he's talking. | ||
Terabytes like a thousand gigabytes. | ||
He says it word for word. | ||
He goes, well, it is photoshopped. | ||
It is photoshopped. | ||
It has to be. | ||
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It's... | |
That's exactly what he says. | ||
It has to be. | ||
He said in Photoshop. | ||
He didn't say it in that article. | ||
But he did say it coming out of his mouth. | ||
Okay, but when you're talking, Photoshop doesn't mean that they're distorting the image. | ||
It also can mean that they're connecting a bunch of different images to make a composite. | ||
But when you watch him talking about how he put together the official picture of Earth from space, he's talking about cartoon animation type shit. | ||
He's talking about his own imaginations. | ||
Well, maybe because he's talking about this insane amount of data, 1.7 terabytes, maybe we don't understand how the fuck that gets interpreted into an image in the first place. | ||
I don't even know if it's possible to do it in, you know, like, to have an in-perspective, like, you're looking at, like, a 12-inch screen or a 24-inch screen, whatever the fuck your monitor would be, and you're going to take this 1.7 terabyte image and shrink it down so it fits in there? | ||
I don't understand that. | ||
You're going to mess with some shit. | ||
I don't understand that. | ||
All I see is the finished product is an admitted CGI composite. | ||
It's admitted. | ||
It's not even... | ||
But all of a sudden, the Japanese got real ones. | ||
The Japanese got real ones, but NASA can't figure it out? | ||
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Oh, come on. | |
Eddie, NASA does have one. | ||
That's what the problem is. | ||
They don't. | ||
They keep saying they don't. | ||
From 1972. They're saying the only real one they have is from 1972. The one I just pulled up is up right now. | ||
There's pictures from today, that Discover one. | ||
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You said that you didn't... | |
Go ahead, throw some pictures up. | ||
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I deleted it. | |
I'll get it right back. | ||
Okay. | ||
You guys can believe that. | ||
That's way cool. | ||
But why disbelieve? | ||
Because they lied six times. | ||
You believe in the space shuttle, but you don't believe in anything else. | ||
That's where it ends. | ||
No, I believe in the space shuttle goes up and flies around. | ||
DirecTV. | ||
I don't know what it does. | ||
Dinosaurs. | ||
I don't know. | ||
Here it goes. | ||
That looks fake as fuck. | ||
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April 16th, 2017. Anything you guys toss up is insane. | |
It looks fake. | ||
I'm being honest. | ||
They fake them all the time. | ||
I see the fake ones off. | ||
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Do you have evidence that you would accept as real? | |
It looks just like the ones that were admitted that were fake. | ||
Let's say that. | ||
I don't know if it's fake, but they look exactly like the ones that were admitted fakes. | ||
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Will you accept anything? | |
So they're all fake. | ||
If they were real, if they lived as real. | ||
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Can I send you to space? | |
Would you need a videographer with you to shoot the video to? | ||
I just want to see something that's real, man. | ||
Elon Musk sent his ass up there. | ||
I've seen a bunch of fake ones and then you show me that one and I go, that looks like all the CGI ones I see. | ||
I don't believe it. | ||
Let's try to stick this landing. | ||
God damn, this is a motherfucker of a podcast. | ||
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Jesus. | |
I worry about you, Eddie. | ||
I really do. | ||
You don't need to, man. | ||
I'm fucking better than ever, dude. | ||
You have no idea. | ||
I know you're doing great, but I worry about you going down these rabbit holes of thought. | ||
What's the big deal? | ||
Who cares if the earth is round or flat? | ||
It's entertaining to me. | ||
I understand. | ||
That's all. | ||
What's the big deal? | ||
I think you're very influential. | ||
Yeah, if kids start looking into flat earth, good. | ||
Start questioning shit. | ||
If you look into it and you have proof that it is round, instead of going, oh, some scientist figured it out. | ||
Somebody figured it out. | ||
Somebody figured it out. | ||
But you figure it out. | ||
You try to figure You know the one thing that all we know that we don't need scientists to figure out is we know a couple things. | ||
A compass. | ||
A compass points to north. | ||
It doesn't need a battery. | ||
Do you know why? | ||
No, no, I know. | ||
Let me explain. | ||
This is all we know. | ||
This is all we know. | ||
It's pointing to the north. | ||
It's a magnetic force in the north. | ||
That's all. | ||
We know that for sure. | ||
I don't need a scientist to confirm that. | ||
I know that there's a force in the north, some kind of magnetic force. | ||
What else do you What else don't I need a government scientist confirmation from? | ||
The North Star. | ||
It's right over the North. | ||
Let me finish. | ||
Let me just finish. | ||
Let me just finish. | ||
The North Pole, the North Star, Polaris, is directly, coincidentally, over the North Pole, where all the compasses are pointing. | ||
All the compasses are pointing to the North Pole. | ||
There's this magnetic force in the North Pole, and coincidentally, the Polaris... | ||
That's not where the North Star is, Eddie. | ||
No, I'm just saying, the Polaris is directly over the North Pole. | ||
There's been multiple North Stars. | ||
Is Polaris directly above the North Pole? | ||
Do you know that there's been more than one North Star over the history of the Earth? | ||
Where'd you get that information from? | ||
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From the internet. | |
Exactly. | ||
So you don't believe that, Eddie? | ||
I don't know. | ||
I mean, is Polaris the North Star? | ||
Let me read this, please. | ||
Let me read this, please, because it'll explain. | ||
Right now, Earth's rotation axis happens to be pointing almost exactly at Polaris, but in the year 3000 BC, the North Star was a star called Thuban, also known as Alpha Draconis. | ||
In about 13,000 years from now, the procession of the rotation axis will mean that the bright star Vega will be the North Star. | ||
That's according to NASA. That's according to every scientist that studies it, Eddie. | ||
How do you know that? | ||
Because that's why it's still up. | ||
How do you know that? | ||
You just said some stuff you don't know. | ||
You said I don't know? | ||
Listen, there's no dispute about this. | ||
I bet Jamie could pull up a hundred different fucking things that'll show you the same thing. | ||
On the internet. | ||
But it's not just on the internet, Eddie. | ||
It's okay if you get information on the internet, but it's not okay if I get information. | ||
It's an information war. | ||
That's what it is. | ||
If you get your information, there's information on both sides. | ||
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It's okay. | |
The internet's okay when you guys look at it, but not when I look at it. | ||
North Star changes over time. | ||
University of, what is that, Michigan? | ||
It's only okay if you guys look at it. | ||
Does that make sense? | ||
That doesn't make any sense. | ||
That's not science to me. | ||
Why does that not make sense? | ||
No, I said, it doesn't make sense that the internet only works for you and not for me. | ||
No, it works when you keep looking at it over and over and over again from all these multiple sources. | ||
Wouldn't you just assume that all these universities... | ||
You said over and over and over and over, and then you didn't... | ||
Chetty, why are you playing games? | ||
This is like you're playing tic-tac-toe. | ||
You're not looking at the truth. | ||
You're playing like a little jujitsu game here. | ||
Hey, if you want to believe NASA after, you know they fake six... | ||
This isn't NASA. It's all government science. | ||
It's all government science. | ||
You tell me then, why does that compass point towards the north? | ||
I don't know. | ||
We know there's a magnetic force in the North Pole, right? | ||
And we know that Polaris is right over the North Pole and the constellations rotate around Polaris. | ||
Polaris is a fixed star and the constellations rotate around that and it's right over the North Pole. | ||
How much time have you spent going over astronomy? | ||
How much time have you actually spent going over astronomy? | ||
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Is that not true? | |
Is that not true? | ||
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No. | |
Explain. | ||
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What did I say wrong? | |
You and Eric DeBay repeat that over and over again like the sky doesn't change at night. | ||
No, no. | ||
What I said, I never said that. | ||
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You said the stars don't move. | |
Does the Polaris star stay ahead over the North Pole? | ||
Yes or no? | ||
And do the constellations rotate around Polaris? | ||
No? | ||
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The constellations don't rotate, no. | |
No, they spin around. | ||
When you look at time-lapse photography of Polaris, you could watch time-lapse. | ||
All the constellations go on. | ||
Polaris is the fixed star. | ||
That's why you could find your way around and just find the North Star. | ||
It doesn't move. | ||
Explain that. | ||
And if the Earth is spinning like we know it is, what's directly above the Earth would stay the same because the Earth is spinning faster than space is. | ||
Earth is spinning a thousand miles an hour in a circle. | ||
Even though the cosmos is spinning, the cosmos changes as well. | ||
There's a lot of things that change. | ||
And the sky looks different all the time. | ||
Polaris doesn't change. | ||
It stays right over the North Pole. | ||
But if you were spinning, and you're talking about a small window of time, when they're taking these time-lapse photographs, they're taking them over a few hours. | ||
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Yes, but... | |
Do you understand that? | ||
That if you're looking up over a few hours, and you have one light that's directly overhead, and the other ones are circulant, The one light that's directly overhead over a few hours is not going to move enough to register in the photograph. | ||
But the ones on the sides are. | ||
When you're looking at a time lapse, you're looking at a time lapse over a few hours. | ||
If you were looking at a time lapse over months or years, you would see that thing spinning too. | ||
Polaris would still be in the same spot. | ||
No, you'd have the precession of the equinoxes. | ||
It changes the rotation of the Earth. | ||
The Earth wobbles on its axis. | ||
They've been tracking that forever. | ||
You can watch Time Elapsed Photography on YouTube. | ||
Are you not listening to me? | ||
Time Elapsed Photography is over a few hours, Eddie. | ||
Over a few hours, you can see constellations circling around Polaris. | ||
That's one motion, right? | ||
You capture one motion in that Time Elapsed Photography. | ||
But science is telling us that there's four motions going on. | ||
There are. | ||
They're just much slower. | ||
You're talking about something that you're looking at that's very quick over a very short amount of time. | ||
But year after year, decade after decade, Polaris is in the same spot. | ||
You gotta find one of Polaris. | ||
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Why? | |
When I look for the specific one that you're looking for. | ||
Find Polaris. | ||
And then find the time-lapse. | ||
Because that's the only one that isn't moving and everything's going around it. | ||
Eddie, Eddie, what are you looking at right there? | ||
When you see that, that time-lapse photo of space. | ||
I see shit spinning. | ||
Right. | ||
The Earth in the sky is up there. | ||
Is the sky spinning or is the Earth spinning? | ||
What do you think? | ||
I think the sky's spinning. | ||
Jesus Christ. | ||
Why would people be lying about that? | ||
Why would they lie about that? | ||
Look, there's Polaris. | ||
Right, you know why? | ||
Because it's in the center, Eddie. | ||
Yeah, exactly. | ||
It's always there. | ||
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It's like a 30 second picture. | |
No, you're talking about something that happens very quickly. | ||
But all those other constellations are moving really quick. | ||
Eddie, it's the one that's directly overhead. | ||
Okay. | ||
If you have a ball and you spin it on your finger like Michael Jordan, the outside equator of the ball is gonna spin like fucking crazy in this big, long, wide loop. | ||
But the tip of the ball is gonna spin in a very short, tight circle. | ||
Right? | ||
When you see the Harlem Globetrotters... | ||
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You can test it yourself, Eddie. | |
If you just point a camera in the same spot out of your window for like three months straight, take a photo, maybe even four or five. | ||
I'm talking about Polaris. | ||
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I'm talking about Polaris. | |
I'm going to give you an example to test it for yourself to show you that the stars in the sky that you'll see above your head, like you've claimed to go out and look out every night, will be different throughout the year. | ||
No, no, no. | ||
They won't be different. | ||
They're moving. | ||
They are rotating. | ||
They are rotating around Polaris. | ||
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They're not going to be in the same spot. | |
Because they're rotating. | ||
They are moving. | ||
Okay. | ||
They are moving, but you're always going to see Polaris. | ||
Why would you think that this is a conspiracy? | ||
Why would they lie about the Earth spinning when it's really the universe spinning? | ||
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Are they not stars? | |
They're trying to control us. | ||
I don't know. | ||
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What are they? | |
I don't know. | ||
People. | ||
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LEDs? | |
People looking down. | ||
I don't think they're LEDs. | ||
Are they aliens? | ||
Happy people. | ||
They're souls. | ||
They're angels. | ||
You're telling me my grandma's out there? | ||
Flying unicorns, bro. | ||
Your grandma's flying unicorns. | ||
I haven't even told you the craziest shit. | ||
Oh, you certainly have. | ||
I haven't even had nothing to do with Flat Earth. | ||
You son of a bitch. | ||
What's the craziest shit? | ||
Crazier than Flat Earth? | ||
Crazier than Flat Earth. | ||
Why save it? | ||
I don't want you guys to make fun of me. | ||
You don't want me to make fun of you? | ||
You guys already making fun of me from flat earth? | ||
I've never made fun of you. | ||
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I just don't trust NASA. You're in the safe zone. | |
You have a circle of trust. | ||
You want to hear some crazy shit? | ||
Please. | ||
I'm scared. | ||
Can we end on this? | ||
Yeah, let's end. | ||
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No, I want to end on the crazy. | |
I want to end on the crazy. | ||
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You sure? | |
Yeah, just don't make it long. | ||
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Drop it now and we'll go into it next time. | |
Drop it and then cut it. | ||
If you drop it now, we'll never make it out of here. | ||
No, drop it and then cut it. | ||
It's 6 o'clock. | ||
I know. | ||
I just wanted to drop it and cut it. | ||
Oh shit, yeah. | ||
At six o'clock? | ||
Yeah, at six o'clock. | ||
We'll save it for next. | ||
Unless you want to hear it now, I don't know. | ||
It's too crazy. | ||
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It's too crazy. | |
Let's go. | ||
Do it. | ||
It's too crazy. | ||
Okay. | ||
It's really, really crazy. | ||
We'll talk off air about this. | ||
Holy shit, my head hurts. | ||
It's so crazy, it'll discredit the flat earth theory. | ||
My mind can't handle it, Eddie. | ||
Everything is a conspiracy. | ||
I left this one to you guys. | ||
You need a t-shirt that says everything is conspiracy. | ||
Life is a conspiracy. | ||
You make Alex Jones look like fucking Gandhi. | ||
Fuck yeah. | ||
Alex Jones, 90% of the conspiracy theories, is like, well, that's all bullshit. | ||
But Eddie just... | ||
He's fully in. | ||
You gotta appreciate the hustle by Eddie. | ||
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Alex Jones is like a blue belt conspiracy theorist. | |
Wow, I can't believe you said that. | ||
Let's end on that. | ||
Let's end on that. | ||
Good night, everybody. | ||
Much love. | ||
Blue belts are fucking badass. | ||
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Much love. | |
Oh, man. |