Nov. 28, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Two, one, yee-haw! | ||
| And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This is a Fight Companion podcast. | ||
| What that means is, if you've tuned in, hoping to hear enlightening conversation, or facts about the universe, or ancient civilizations... | ||
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Run. | |
| You come to the wrong place, bitches. | ||
| This is a bunch of people that shouldn't be awake, but are awake. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| It's 5 a.m. | ||
| I'm with AJ Bra, a.k.a. | ||
| Eddie Bravo. | ||
| Holla! | ||
| Yo, yo. | ||
| Killer B, Ben Saunders, is up in this bitch. | ||
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What's happening? | |
| And then, of course, Brendan motherfucking Sharp. | ||
| A.K.A. Big Brown. | ||
| A.K.A. Big Brown Sexy. | ||
| And we're here watching the UFC live from North Korea. | ||
| And the first fight's about to happen, Sam Cecilia versus Do-Ho Choi. | ||
| I think it's Che. | ||
| I think they pronounce it Che. | ||
| But, uh, so if you've never heard these podcasts before, what we do is we get together and we just watch the fights and we talk shit. | ||
| And we do a lot of the MMA world's journalism for them. | ||
| Because a lot of them, they rely on us for stories. | ||
| What if those bitches are up? | ||
| What if those bitches are up? | ||
| They're up right now. | ||
| They're just waiting right now. | ||
| Greasy pencils in their hands. | ||
|
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So tired. | |
| Cheeto fingers just fucking... | ||
| One day when I'm tired of traveling, this is what we're gonna do. | ||
| This was fucking tough, dude. | ||
| That was a hard one. | ||
| So, I have a long-ass day. | ||
| I gotta go to San Diego and teach a seminar, and then after that seminar, I got a friend of mine asked me to be in a music video, so I'm doing that too. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| So it's gonna be a hard one. | ||
| Video vixen. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Like the chick from Whitesnake. | ||
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Video vixen. | |
| Like the chick from Whitesnake. | ||
| So last night I decided, you know, the only way I'm gonna be able to pull this off is if I go to sleep like at 8. And I go, how the fuck am I gonna go to sleep at 8? | ||
| I had a couple Ambien's, so I took one Ambien, and I took it like around 6.30, and I'm like feeling kind of loopy, and then he calls me and goes, hey dude, do you have another Ambien? | ||
| I'm not gonna be able to sleep. | ||
| I'm like, fuck, you're gonna have to drive over to my house. | ||
| So Ben comes over. | ||
| Ben comes over. | ||
| By the time he comes over, I'm fucking out. | ||
| He's knocking on the door. | ||
| He's texting me and says, I'm cold. | ||
| It's cold out here. | ||
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It's cold out here. | |
| So I wake up two hours later. | ||
| I look at the text. | ||
| He's long gone. | ||
| He's like, I'm cold. | ||
| It's freezing out here, bro. | ||
| You must be out. | ||
| So I call him back. | ||
| I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm sorry. | ||
| That ambient just crushed me. | ||
| So then he came back. | ||
| Did you actually come back? | ||
| I left it in my mailbox. | ||
| But from that point on, I couldn't go back to sleep. | ||
| I'm just sitting there, and then I got really, really medicated. | ||
| And then that was weird, being all loopy on Ambien and then stoned at the same time. | ||
| Dude, I was breaking down some shit from when I was 15. I was bringing back memories that I never thought. | ||
| I'm like, holy... | ||
| I was up all goddamn night. | ||
| I didn't really get any sleep. | ||
| I don't know how I'm going to do this. | ||
| I really don't. | ||
| Just hang in there, baby. | ||
| You'll be fine. | ||
| You'll figure it out. | ||
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It's cold. | |
| How long did you wait out there? | ||
| Hey, do you know what new vigil is? | ||
| Not too long, man. | ||
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I knew you were out. | |
| Do you know what new vigil is, Eddie? | ||
| New Vigil? | ||
| You ever heard of New Vigil? | ||
| Nuh-uh. | ||
| Some shit that fighter pilots take. | ||
| It's something that... | ||
| I think the official use for it is for people that have narcolepsy, but it's like a pill that helps you stay awake when you're really tired, but it's not like speed. | ||
| It's real weird. | ||
| It's a notch under speed? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But yeah, we'll talk about it. | ||
| Well, I get some of that. | ||
| I know a dude. | ||
| I know a guy. | ||
| It's going to be a hard fuck. | ||
| I got to drive two hours after this. | ||
| Homie, you're going to be fine. | ||
| Plus, we got plenty of these. | ||
| These caveman coffees, one of these little fuckers, has 240 milligrams of caffeine. | ||
| That's basically what I just drank, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, no, that's just coffee. | ||
| That's pretty strong. | ||
| This thing came in? | ||
| It is, but it's not one of these nitro things. | ||
| It's little nitro things. | ||
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That's like a super espresso shot. | |
| It's like a double espresso or a triple espresso with some fucking nitrogen. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Tate tried to explain to me how to do it. | ||
| It tastes like the Guinness of coffee, right? | ||
| I love it. | ||
| There's like a foam on it. | ||
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I love that shit, too. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's a whole box of it. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| I love them. | ||
| I love these nitros, but they're fucking super strong, like they're rocket fuel. | ||
| 240 is like a venti Starbucks, and it's all in this one little can. | ||
| How much is in a Rockstar, like one of those regular-sized cans? | ||
| That's a good question, because they break those bitches up in servings. | ||
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Yes. | |
| It says, do not consume all in one day and shit. | ||
| Dude, you ever drink one of those red lines? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Dude, I drank one of those red lines, I swear I was gonna have a heart attack. | ||
| My heart was like a hummingbird, man. | ||
| I'll never do it again. | ||
| Here we go, Sam Cecilia. | ||
| Sam Cecilia hits hard. | ||
| That dude, he's an interesting character. | ||
| He's super game, Sam Cecilia. | ||
| Oh, he got tagged. | ||
| He said footwork. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| He got tagged. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Good butterfly. | ||
| Footwork's for the birds. | ||
| Did you think everybody up with this? | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| Thank you, Eddie. | ||
| Four minutes and 28 seconds right now of the first round. | ||
| I think, like I said, it's spelled Choi, but I think it's Chick. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Sam Cecilia brings the thunder, man. | ||
| That dude's fun. | ||
| Hell yeah, this is fun. | ||
| Oh, snap. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Uppercuts. | ||
| He fights like with his hands way low. | ||
| Way low. | ||
| Eddie, you can just pass that joint around. | ||
| I'm not mad if you should do that. | ||
| Eddie's sitting there like he's smoking. | ||
| Like a cigar. | ||
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In a cafe. | |
| In a cafe somewhere. | ||
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I told him The petty that you know is not the petty of today Who's a lot? | |
| Oh? | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| I'll tell you. | ||
| Oh snap this way brown you want some of this? | ||
| I'm good, man. | ||
| Things could get weird. | ||
| I smoked that. | ||
| Weird? | ||
| You want headlines. | ||
| Let me smoke that and release the hounds. | ||
| Let me smoke that and release the hounds. | ||
| We haven't talked publicly since the Ronda fight. | ||
| No, we haven't. | ||
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Sam's out! | |
| He's out! | ||
| Oh, damn it. | ||
| Enjoy that fight back to the States. | ||
| Oh my god, he got cracked. | ||
| Fuck, that was a crunk fight. | ||
| It was wild for the first round. | ||
| I'm not mad at that guy's turtleneck in Korea. | ||
| Damn. | ||
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Those people are super psyched. | |
| A Korean guy won. | ||
| The Korean knocked the fuck out of Sicilia. | ||
| No, they like it. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| It's not racist. | ||
| It's okay to be racist like at sporting events, right? | ||
| No, it's not okay to be racist, but you can be proud to be from a country. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You can hate the other guy since he's not from your country. | ||
| That was when... | ||
| I forget who it was, but when... | ||
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What the fuck is his name? | |
| God damn it. | ||
| Mike Pye was fighting. | ||
| I'm trying to remember his name. | ||
| He fought this cat in Brazil. | ||
| And Funch? | ||
| I think it was Funch. | ||
| And he knocked him out. | ||
| And it was just a straight, clean victory. | ||
| Everything was good. | ||
| No poor sportsmanship. | ||
| Everything was great. | ||
| Said nice things in the post-fight interview. | ||
| But all they're doing is chanting something. | ||
| The whole crowd's chanting something. | ||
| I can't figure out what they're chanting. | ||
| So I asked the translator. | ||
| And he says they're basically chanting the Brazilian version of You're a Faggot. | ||
| Oh, damn. | ||
| The whole crowd. | ||
| The whole crowd. | ||
| Like 15,000 people. | ||
| Dude, Brazil doesn't fuck around. | ||
| When I fought Nogueira, the whole crowd was chanting one thing. | ||
| I was the same thing. | ||
| They chanted one thing. | ||
| I was like, damn, I'm gonna fucking hit out here, man. | ||
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I turned around to my coach, who speaks Portuguese. | |
| I go, what are they saying? | ||
| He's like, you really want to know? | ||
| I'm like, fuck yeah. | ||
| He goes, they're chanting, you're gonna die. | ||
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I was like, God, dog, that's intense. | |
| Yeah, that's their thing, Vumamoria. | ||
| Yeah, let's relax on that. | ||
| Imagine if the American crowds were chanting that. | ||
| That guy looks like a StarCraft champion. | ||
| He looks like a dude who would, you know, beat your ass at some new video game. | ||
| He doesn't look like a guy who would fuck Sam Cecilia by knockout. | ||
| He looks like he's just a beast with the Rubik's Cube or some shit. | ||
| Yeah, I like when dudes are unassuming like that, but are murderers. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Hi, hello. | ||
| Kenny's the type of dude you would fuck with in a bar, right? | ||
| He's small, huge head. | ||
| Sexy beard, nice watch. | ||
| What the fuck are you with your watch? | ||
| Kenny's been through some shit. | ||
| Your fucking watch and your nice tie. | ||
| Asshole. | ||
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Who's this asshole face? | |
| Fuck you up, man. | ||
| I know, he's like the most unassuming ass kicker. | ||
| He looks like an accountant, but he will jack your world up, man. | ||
| You would just realize, like, really early on what a mistake it was. | ||
| Still in that jab? | ||
| In a bar? | ||
| Still in that jab? | ||
| You're like, oh shit, this guy does jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Fuck! | ||
| I had a buddy of mine who worked, he was a bouncer at a strip club, and he was a purple belt under hoist. | ||
| This was back in the late 90s. | ||
| And he was a dickhead. | ||
| And he would go out and start fights, and he would go out with knee pads on, and ties, and he would work with ties that were Velcro. | ||
| You could just pull them off, and he's ready to go. | ||
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He's ready to rock. | |
| He's a psycho. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| He's a psycho, and he fucked people up really easy. | ||
| I've seen him fuck people up at the strip club like, just like in Gracie in action, take the dude down, pass his guard easily, mount him, he gives his back, chokes him out, and he walked up, he did that to some guy right in front of me and said, that's all you got? | ||
| And then he stands up and goes, nice fight, asshole. | ||
| He was all mad. | ||
| It was too easy. | ||
| That's his amateur record, man. | ||
| But he had some road rage and he flipped some dude off and dude flipped him off and he pulled over and he fought some guy and he said it went on for like 20 minutes. | ||
| He goes, man, the dude knew jujitsu. | ||
| It was fucking hard. | ||
| He goes, I think he won. | ||
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He finally got the guy who did a little jiu-jitsu and lost. | |
| A 20-minute street fight on the side of the road. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Just a back-and-forth barn burner on the road. | ||
| Nobody pulled out a knife. | ||
| No mace. | ||
| Never just all clenched up, probably, you know, on the ground, in the dirt, just clenched up. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| This guy knows how to fight. | ||
| This guy should lose a blue belt. | ||
| You start talking to him at that point. | ||
| Come on, bitch, where you training? | ||
| I agree, yeah. | ||
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Exactly! | |
| If you get to a good spot... | ||
| You know Renato? | ||
| You know Renato Magno? | ||
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Everybody knows Renato Magno. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| What is his sport? | ||
| What is the name of the place? | ||
| Street Sports in Santa Monica. | ||
| Renato Magno. | ||
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Old school. | |
| He's calling out to all his friends in the Starcraft clan. | ||
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We still meet for a LAN party. | |
| Dude. | ||
| You think he's had eye surgery? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Oh, you mean that thing with your eyes that some Asians do? | ||
| Yeah, they try to get Americanized, right? | ||
| They try to make it rounder? | ||
| It's so normal there. | ||
| Oh, it's super normal. | ||
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It's weird. | |
| Really? | ||
| Is that Starcraft Champion you put up, Jamie? | ||
| It's like chicks with fake titties. | ||
| It's like having your period. | ||
| Look what Jamie put up on the big screen. | ||
| On the little screen over the left. | ||
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That's like the best video game play in the world or some shit? | |
| Starcraft Champion. | ||
| Yeah, that's the StarCraft champion. | ||
| Look at Korean Zombie. | ||
| I forgot about him. | ||
| He's out for two years. | ||
| Mandatory military service. | ||
| They don't fuck around, man. | ||
| It's almost over though, right? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| You know, that's an interesting thing. | ||
| He's not in the military right there. | ||
| Yeah, he is. | ||
| He's got his suit on. | ||
| Military suit. | ||
| Oh, he does? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He was rolling with Ben Henderson. | ||
| No, I'm sure he's still training. | ||
| No, I didn't see it. | ||
| It's a viral role. | ||
| Ben Henderson and the Korean zombie role. | ||
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When was this? | |
| How long ago? | ||
| A couple days ago. | ||
| It's all over the net. | ||
| So is he out here? | ||
| The Korean zombie puts Ben Henderson in a twister, but he escapes. | ||
| And then Ben Henderson comes back and meat hooks the shit and rubber guards the shit out of him. | ||
| Sick. | ||
| And puts him in an omoplata. | ||
| Sick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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How's this guy? | |
| Alberto Mina? | ||
| How's this guy? | ||
| 11-0, undefeated. | ||
| Nasty-ass mustache, too. | ||
| Yeah, it's a beautiful mustache. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| Where have I seen him fight before? | ||
| Trying to figure out who he fought. | ||
| Do Korean zombies walk out when he comes out to Cranberry? | ||
| Oh, here it is. | ||
| There it is up on the screen. | ||
| Korean zombie. | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| There it is. | ||
| And where were you guys? | ||
| Damn, Jamie's on fire. | ||
| Look at their videotaping this role like it's some serious shit. | ||
| There's a bunch of people there. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| That's like Abu Dhabi. | ||
| You're going to put cameras on there? | ||
| You can't just roll light. | ||
| It's real shit. | ||
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No, they kind of did because he kind of like gave them a triangle. | |
| I don't think this isn't the role I saw. | ||
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Or it's a different angle. | |
| No, they didn't have gloves. | ||
| This wasn't the role. | ||
| They're just messing around here. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| This ain't the one. | ||
| Jamie. | ||
| Yeah, that's some bullshit. | ||
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So they're just sort of slapping at each other. | |
| Just a nice sweat for Ben before fight week, huh? | ||
| Oh, if you were Ronda's head coach, how would you have her train for the rematch? | ||
| What would you do? | ||
| She was going to listen to you. | ||
| It was all in your hands. | ||
| What would you tell her? | ||
| This is what you got to do. | ||
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I thought we were talking about Asian people get their eyes white. | |
| You guys are talking about Rhonda. | ||
| This bitch out of nowhere comes with the interview question. | ||
| The hard interview question. | ||
| I'll tell you how I train her. | ||
| Hey, you know, you used to date this girl. | ||
| She's, you know, whatever. | ||
| The biggest superstar athlete, whatever, whatever. | ||
| How would you train her, bro? | ||
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What would you do, bro? | |
| What would you do? | ||
| I'll tell you what's interesting is people think it's that easy. | ||
| We can just go find another striking coach and everything is great. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| It doesn't work like that. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| But what would you do? | ||
| You have six months. | ||
| What would you do? | ||
| Six months? | ||
| What would the strategy be and what would the training be like? | ||
| Well, listen, man, six months, you need to cut out all the drama in your life, probably find a new coach, and just focus on what you do. | ||
| Because she's never going to outstrike Holly. | ||
| That's never happening in this world, ever. | ||
| Even if you gave her two years. | ||
| So do what you do. | ||
| You don't need to reinvent the wheel, but your best chance of winning is by grappling. | ||
| So you're not going to invest your whole time trying to compete with a world-class striker. | ||
| So what would you do? | ||
| You'd hook her up with the wrestling coach, right? | ||
| All the commercials, you see a Ronda, no more Focus Mint commercials with all that shit. | ||
| It should just be wrestling and double-A commercials, right? | ||
| That's all she's working on. | ||
| That's where the UFC and her camp fucked up. | ||
| Everyone kept calling her Mike Tyson. | ||
| She had a strike of Mike Tyson. | ||
| I guess, man. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| So she has this... | ||
| You can't say, like, striking Mike Tyson. | ||
| She had that Mike Tyson aura because she kept beating girls. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I agree. | ||
| But everyone was so sold on a strike, including me. | ||
| I thought she looked real good against Betch Coheia, but Betch Coheia is more of a brawler style. | ||
| And when Ronda comes super aggressive like that, that'll work on a lot of girls. | ||
| It'll fold under that pressure. | ||
| All of them. | ||
| It's worked on all of them. | ||
| She's the only one who's had real, legit footwork. | ||
| And the way the fight started, when Ron is there, they're looking at each other, and Holly just kept skipping to the left, skipping to the right, skipping to the left, skipping to the right. | ||
| No one's ever done that to her. | ||
| She was doing, look at my footwork. | ||
| I'm just going to be dancing. | ||
| Did you watch? | ||
| Did you notice that? | ||
| She did that from the moment she entered the octagon. | ||
| She's done that before, though. | ||
| Yeah, she's done that before. | ||
| If you watch Holly's previous fights, especially her boxing fights or championship fights... | ||
| I'm not saying she didn't do it before, but how fucking crazy did that look? | ||
| I'm just saying, if you do your research on Holly, which, you know, I'm a victim of it, too. | ||
| I was like, yeah, I thought Ronda was going to win. | ||
| Didn't I say on this podcast, I go, dude, Ronda didn't... | ||
| I don't know what I said word for word, but I did say that... | ||
| No, I didn't predict shit. | ||
| No, no one did. | ||
| No one fucking did. | ||
| Ambient. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, what's hilarious is how many people are talking shit now. | ||
| I know! | ||
| They're so mean about it, but like, you didn't see this coming. | ||
| Why are you pretending you saw this coming? | ||
| Way to go, Shob. | ||
| Good call on that one. | ||
| Oh, my bad! | ||
| I didn't call the fucking huge upset in the UFC. My bad. | ||
| Yeah, dude, the amount of fucking memes. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| She broke the internet. | ||
| She asked for it, though. | ||
| She's only been doing MMA for four years. | ||
| Like, a little more than four years. | ||
| She doesn't have a lot of experience. | ||
| Yeah, which is nuts because she's 34. Right, it's true. | ||
| Oh, you were talking about Holly Holm? | ||
| You see the amount of fights that she's had, though. | ||
| Boxing and kickboxing. | ||
| And then you see that footwork and those combos that she landed in that fight. | ||
| Man, she had a split decision victory over Raquel Pennington. | ||
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Yes, man. | |
| It was a real close fight. | ||
| And so she goes from that fight to the Marion Renaud fight, which is a really good fight. | ||
| She looked good in that fight. | ||
| And then this fight, she just looked like a world beater. | ||
| Well, I think just, you know, fights are all about matchups, styles-wise. | ||
| And I think if Ronda and Holly fight a hundred times, Holly probably wins at least 95. I just think style-wise, it's a bad matchup. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| If she focused, like she did on her striking, keep working the striking. | ||
| She's still got, obviously, a lot to work on. | ||
| But she's got to really take her wrestling to the highest possible levels. | ||
| Her shit's on the ground. | ||
| You've got to get the fight to the ground. | ||
| You can't make it a kickback. | ||
| Holly's never been taken down. | ||
| Yes, you gotta wrestle, wrestle, and if you can't wrestle, you gotta pull guard. | ||
| Holly is strong as fuck, bro. | ||
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That's one of the things you can see in those 5'8". | |
| Yeah, maybe that's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| There's only three choices. | ||
| You could strike with her. | ||
| You could try to take her down. | ||
| If those two don't work, because the striking's not going to work, and if the wrestling don't work, all you have left is pulling guard. | ||
| Good luck to get Holly Holm pulling. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Is Holly Holm some master at anti-guard pulling? | ||
| She works very hard on grappling. | ||
| No, but what I'm saying is, is she a master at anti-guard pulling? | ||
| You said good luck at trying to take down her. | ||
| I said good luck, because is Ronda a master guard puller? | ||
| Does Ronda get all her arms from her back? | ||
| She would have to figure out how to do it. | ||
| All you gotta, it's super easy. | ||
| You shoot when it's not in your wheelhouse. | ||
| It's definitely not. | ||
| Paul Harst does it all the time. | ||
| Look at Paul Harst. | ||
| It's not that hard. | ||
| That's his thing. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| She's got to make it her thing. | ||
| She's got to get the fight to the ground. | ||
| If the wrestling ain't going to work, if the judo ain't going to work, what else do you have left? | ||
| Stand with her? | ||
| That's already not going to work. | ||
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Smash your end of the cage and win rounds that way. | |
| There's an art to guard pull it. | ||
| When Ryan Hall did it, no one cared. | ||
| People expected Ryan Hall to do it. | ||
| When Ryan Hall pulled guard and he tapped two dudes out by pulling guard, it happens all the time. | ||
| How's it working for Ryan Hall on the Ultimate Fighter, though? | ||
| He lost his last fight. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| What I was really impressed with Ryan Hall is, man, his striking and his footwork. | ||
| Pretty damn legit, man. | ||
| It's getting better. | ||
| If he just keeps going, Ryan Hall could be a serious threat. | ||
| His striking's on its way to being pretty damn good. | ||
| In my fucking opinion, what do I know? | ||
| I did Jeet Kune Do for two and a half years. | ||
| But you definitely are right about her needing more options for being able to take guys down. | ||
| It's a question of like how long would it take for her to pick up those other options? | ||
| Because she's always looking for the same thing. | ||
| She's always looking for the clinch. | ||
| And up until now, that's all she's had to do. | ||
| She clinches with girls and she's just a superior grappler. | ||
| She winds up hip tossing them, throwing them on the ground in spectacular fashion, beating their ass and armbarring them. | ||
| And that's what she's been doing. | ||
| But if you can't do that... | ||
| And she didn't have those other options. | ||
| I didn't think she tried enough. | ||
| She's not dropping down for doubles. | ||
| I mean, does she ever do that stuff? | ||
| No, it's not her thing. | ||
| She's got to make it her thing. | ||
| Rhonda, she's been doing judo since she was in a diaper. | ||
| Her knees aren't great either. | ||
| So for her to say, okay, now go freestyle wrestle. | ||
| Let me know how that goes. | ||
| Go try and fucking freestyle wrestle Holly Holm. | ||
| Everyone has all these kind of ideas on what she should do. | ||
| It's tough, man. | ||
| Well, what is your idea? | ||
| What would you think? | ||
| Would you think she has to do what she's always done, but just do it better and more focused? | ||
| Yes, she's got to do what got you to the dance. | ||
| I think you take out the negativity in your life. | ||
| You get a coach who's going to support you, and you put world-class training around you, and you bring to what got you to the dance. | ||
| Like a Farasa hobby type coach, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Or a Matt Hume, someone along those lines. | ||
| What you do is you come up with someone, obviously not Greg Jackson because that's Holly Hume. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, that's her guy, but you need someone to come up with a game plan where we're going to take your tools that have got you to this point and we're going to try to implement that with Holly Hume. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because right now that's not happening. | ||
| Right now, right now the game plan... | ||
| Dash forward and let's try and get her arm. | ||
| But you know, fuck, man. | ||
| When Dana talked about it, he was like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. | ||
| Like, that's how he was looking at her training. | ||
| You know, and I'm like, I get that up until now, but now you look at that fight and you gotta go, okay, well, there's obviously Holly has a way in. | ||
| I mean, and Holly has a pretty clear path to victory. | ||
| Countering. | ||
| If Rhonda keeps going forward like she did in that fight, Holly will keep countering her to the end of time. | ||
| I think what Rhonda needs to do is look around and Anyone, including Dana, that says, no, you're good, just keep doing what you're doing, fuck you, see ya, I need to change this up. | ||
| So I'm surrounded by yes men, and everyone thinks everything's all good, everyone that goes, no, she didn't get hurt in the fight, there's no concussion. | ||
| The fuck are you talking about? | ||
| She got flatlined. | ||
| Who said there's no concussion? | ||
| Who said that? | ||
| A lot of people say, no, she's fine. | ||
| They go, no injuries. | ||
| Oh my god, everyone's so crazy. | ||
| Because I saw her get fucking flatlined. | ||
| So anyone who says, no, everything's all good, you don't need to change anything, that should be an indicator for her to go, all right, you're out of the crew. | ||
| I think technically, maybe there's some personal issues and stuff, but technically, she hasn't been striking that long. | ||
| So technically, she's at a great spot with her striking. | ||
| She lost because of pride and strategy. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| Why do you say... | ||
| Because she wanted to get up there and throw down. | ||
| When she clearly lost round one, she didn't come out thinking, she had no other option. | ||
| She was already lit up. | ||
| You also gotta realize, this isn't like a Buster Douglas Mike Tyson, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| She just didn't get clipped. | ||
| She got outclassed. | ||
| It wasn't even close. | ||
| It looked amateur to pro. | ||
| But she was down to strike with her. | ||
| She got lit up. | ||
| She was like, fuck that. | ||
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I'm sure the game plan was to come forward. | |
| After she tried taking her down, then it's like, fuck man, I have to stand with this girl. | ||
| That's your only option. | ||
| What did you think about the advice that she was getting in her corner? | ||
| She didn't back up. | ||
| She went forward. | ||
| It's tough to say. | ||
| You're talking about pride. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| A prideful warrior. | ||
| Not in a bad way. | ||
| Maybe even a 10-8 round. | ||
| She got fucked up. | ||
| And your coach goes, you're doing great exactly where we want her. | ||
| What are you talking about, man? | ||
| What the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Again, that's when you're surrounded by yes men. | ||
| Someone needs to look at you like, fuck, man. | ||
| Alright, listen. | ||
| We need footwork. | ||
| Control the distance. | ||
| Try to get your underhook and go to work. | ||
| But what you're doing right now, don't rush in there with your hands down and your jaw wide open. | ||
| You're going to get kicked in your face. | ||
| Do you think that she was just so dominant that no one around her thought this could ever happen? | ||
| Do you think that's a possibility? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I think everyone, including, you know... | ||
| A ton of people in her circle thought, there's no way this could ever happen. | ||
| She can get away with whatever she wants. | ||
| When the first round ended and she looked tired, do you think that that tired is from the beating that she took in that round? | ||
| Or is it a combination? | ||
| Or is it being out of shape? | ||
| Is it having too many distractions? | ||
| No. | ||
| The one thing about Rhonda is, she could be filming... | ||
| Eight movies and she's gonna come in shape. | ||
| That's one thing she can control herself. | ||
| She's a monster. | ||
| Her work ethic is like no one else's. | ||
| So I don't think it's a matter of her being out of shape. | ||
| I think for the first time, she's like, oh shit, man. | ||
| I got fucked up. | ||
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And she got hit over and over again. | |
| That's a different feeling. | ||
| Because your adrenaline's pumping, you're getting fucked up, chasing a girl. | ||
| So I just don't think she's ever been They isolated in the truck, they isolated this one elbow that she hit Ronda with. | ||
| Where Ronda's moving forward, she just steps in and left elbows are on the chin. | ||
| It's like, whoa! | ||
| Dude, I can't believe she didn't break her jaw because we see in that first round her mouth wide open, which I've never seen. | ||
| And usually that's a broken jaw, but... | ||
| Are you sure it's not broken? | ||
| Because that was the big rumor that keeps going around. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It's a huge rumor. | ||
| It's a huge rumor. | ||
| We see her. | ||
| I didn't see it, but I hear when she got off the plane from LAX, this paparazzi, she's covering her face. | ||
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Right. | |
| We'd seen her face get busted up. | ||
| She probably didn't want to talk to those paparazzi. | ||
| It's embarrassing, man. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| Such a historic event. | ||
| I mean, if she would have went right through Holly, that fight would have been fucking forgotten. | ||
| That would have been one of those random fights if she would have just went right through her. | ||
| Instead, that's a moment in time that will go on forever. | ||
| It's like a Buster Douglas moment. | ||
| It's also a martial arts lesson. | ||
| It's a lesson in martial arts. | ||
| It's a lesson in approach. | ||
| You take away the personalities and the stardom and the friendship, all the stuff that you have for those people, and you just look at it as two components, two numbers interacting with each other. | ||
| Just look at it completely objective. | ||
| What you see is... | ||
| One strategy that's really effective with one type of movement, like one really refined movement. | ||
| Yes, world-class movement. | ||
| Footwork, and then angles, and understanding the technique like super well. | ||
| And another, you see this super determined athlete who's been very dominant, but just... | ||
| The numbers aren't adding up and as the round goes up she's further and further in a deficit because she keeps getting cracked and then Holly keeps cutting and then your confidence wanes. | ||
| It has to. | ||
| There's no doubt, right? | ||
| There's the frustration. | ||
| There's the numbers of times that she's getting hit. | ||
| There's a lot of things like factoring in and it all leads up to that Insane head kick. | ||
| We see an exhausted but still aggressive Rhonda and when Holly pushes her and then BOOM! Sets up that left high kick. | ||
| You're like, that's a martial arts lesson that this can happen. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| This can happen to anybody. | ||
| To anybody, man. | ||
| That's why fighting so different than other sports can happen to anyone. | ||
| For me, I hate to see it, man. | ||
| I like seeing greatness. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I love seeing greatness. | ||
| Well, we saw it. | ||
| We saw it in Holly. | ||
| That was greatness. | ||
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This is an opportunity for Rhonda To show what she's made up. | |
| Again, it's all about matchups. | ||
| Holly has some tough fights besides Ronda. | ||
| Misha Tate's a hell of a fight for Holly. | ||
| So is Kat Zingano. | ||
| Kat Zingano. | ||
| These aren't fights where she's just going to dominate, man. | ||
| So I think it's good for the sport. | ||
| But also, Holly's also a person that you could tell, if you have young daughters, you want them to be like Holly. | ||
| Great person. | ||
| Amazing person. | ||
| Just a nice person. | ||
| We can't get her. | ||
| The media cannot get her to talk shit about Ronda. | ||
| She's just a great person. | ||
| Even when Rhonda was screaming in her face at the weigh-ins, and I asked her, she's like, well, I was just trying to have a drink here. | ||
| And after Rhonda went crazy on her, she didn't even respond back. | ||
| Like, fuck you, bitch. | ||
| You're the fucking fake. | ||
| You fucking fake ass bitch. | ||
| She didn't. | ||
| None of that. | ||
| She's been in world title fights multiple times. | ||
| So to her, it was like, all right, let's do it, man. | ||
| You know, there's also, like, she had two other fights in the UFC. The first one, which is, like, the octagon shock fight. | ||
| I'm always willing to kind of throw out the first fight. | ||
| UFC jitters. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's, like, so many people, it's just such a big moment, and they go, man, next time, I get it now. | ||
| I'll just go in there and fight my fight. | ||
| And then the second fight was Marion Reneau. | ||
| She looked way better. | ||
| She looked much better. | ||
| But this fight is, like, she must have put in just mad hours and been more focused and more determined for this and just had an incredible camp. | ||
| And had a gameplay. | ||
| She's stuck to the plan, man. | ||
| That first round, dude, she never stopped moving, never stopped executing her game plan, even took Ronda down. | ||
| When she took Ronda down, I was like, what? | ||
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The other two fights I didn't get to see, but... | |
| Did her opponents stop coming forward or at least stand still or move backwards so they're not really just getting clipped? | ||
| Ronda kept coming forward. | ||
| Well, no one came forward like Ronda did. | ||
| No one does. | ||
| No one does. | ||
| Because Ronda comes forward like a demon. | ||
| She comes forward like Vonda de Silva in fucking pride. | ||
| She comes forward so hard that that moment happened where it looked like a matador. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| That's how hard she was coming. | ||
| That's what made her look ridiculous. | ||
| That's what made her look ridiculous. | ||
| She's trying so hard and Polly's like, what? | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
| Holly's just on a completely different level when it came to her stand-up. | ||
| And for her to come in in that great of shape and that focused like she was for that fight, you got to see everything she's capable of. | ||
| Which I don't think we've ever seen inside the Octagon. | ||
| Winkle John was saying that they laid back and that she didn't show everything in her first two fights on purpose. | ||
| Yeah, I did hear that. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| If she really took it easy on purpose to set up the fight with Ronda and then uncork all of her talent in that one fight. | ||
| Nobody's ever done that before. | ||
| I remember being at Jackson's. | ||
| Could that be true? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| It could be true. | ||
| Because Holly's striking so much better than everyone's. | ||
| It could be true. | ||
| I remember being at Jackson's and the room stopping to watch Holly spar dudes, other girls, and just murking bitches up. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Just murking girls up, man. | ||
| And like I said, it could not happen to a nicer person. | ||
| Isn't that interesting, though? | ||
| But you knew all that, and yet you still thought that Ronda was going to beat her ass. | ||
| Still, man. | ||
| I'm the guy who got honeydicked. | ||
| And I'm balls deep in this UFC game. | ||
| I would say I have my black belt in the UFC game. | ||
| And I was like, oh, no. | ||
| I think I said on this or I said on my show, yeah, I think Ronda's going to win. | ||
| But if you look back at Holly's fights, like I've been going back at Holly's fights for... | ||
| Yeah, man! | ||
| No shit! | ||
| No shit! | ||
| It was just a perfect storm. | ||
| Well, those two UFC fights threw everybody off, especially the first one. | ||
| Raquel Pennington, by the way, is tough as fuck. | ||
| Super tough fighter. | ||
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And she's also... | |
| She's sneaky. | ||
| She's not going to just charge straight at you like that. | ||
| She makes it a little bit more difficult. | ||
| Then you factor in the nerves. | ||
| And again, the Myron Renaud fight, she looked way better. | ||
| She definitely looked... | ||
| And she got fight of the night for that, I think. | ||
| Or... | ||
| I think it was one of the performances of the night. | ||
| I don't know if it was fight of the night or what, but... | ||
| In the Ronda fight, though, it was 100%. | ||
| 110%. | ||
| I don't think we've ever seen a fighter, male or female, in their prime, this big of a superstar, get outclassed like that ever. | ||
| No, we haven't. | ||
| Because we've seen people get caught where you're like, ah, fuck, they'll be back. | ||
| We've never seen where like, oh shit, she got dismantled, son. | ||
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Yeah, from the beginning. | |
| She's just got to focus on taking her down. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| No dancing around. | ||
| Here's what she also has to focus on. | ||
| Just fighting. | ||
| I mean, she made a movie. | ||
| She's going to make Roadhouse, like a female Roadhouse. | ||
| She's got all sorts of other shit going on. | ||
| Imagine the movie in 20 years, bro. | ||
| Imagine the movie. | ||
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Someone needs to tell her. | |
| Can you imagine if... | ||
| Name anyone else. | ||
| Granted, I realize Ronda's leaps and bounds ahead of a lot of the girls, but she's finally met a girl who she's not. | ||
| So Holly's not on this track to make all the music. | ||
| All Holly wants to be is a world champion of the UFC. Can you imagine if Verdum or Cain Velasquez or Chris Weidman were making movies then trying to defend their belt? | ||
| Huh? | ||
| You would get fucked up. | ||
| You know what's crazy? | ||
| Can you imagine if Patrick Cote was doing movies? | ||
| He'd be like, I'm gonna fuck this dude up. | ||
| I used to love seeing that. | ||
| When I see my guy doing something on the side, I'm like, dude, he's about to get fucked up. | ||
| Because while he's balls deep in this script, I'm training my ass off. | ||
| Meanwhile, Sexy Yama looks fucking great. | ||
| Sexist guy in the UFC. I didn't know he was fighting on this card. | ||
| I mean, you're talking about a dude who's a pride veteran. | ||
| His fucking stand-up looks sharp as shit tonight. | ||
| His body's on point. | ||
| And that tan. | ||
| It's always on point. | ||
| Do you know he sells out arena singing? | ||
| Of course he does. | ||
| Look at him, he's beautiful. | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
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Of course. | |
| He has the voice of an angel? | ||
| No, he's not an angel. | ||
| Body of a god? | ||
| That's an angel. | ||
| Voice of an angel, body of a god. | ||
| That's pretty crazy. | ||
| He's a huge singing star in Japan. | ||
| Is he still a huge? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Yeah, I think it is Korea. | ||
| But is he still a huge star over there? | ||
| Bet you're sweet ass he is. | ||
| Maybe he's like with an ice. | ||
| Maybe he's like with an ice. | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| You don't want to wonder. | ||
| Well, Japan's weird like that where they just abandon stuff. | ||
| They were really into MMA for a while. | ||
| It was huge. | ||
| They used to sell at the Saitama Super Arena. | ||
| And they're like, oh, not anymore. | ||
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We're good. | |
| They just give up on it. | ||
| It's not like football in the U.S. will never die. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Something would have to be, even with all the concussion info and this new Will Smith movie, people are like, blah, blah, blah, whatever, whatever. | ||
| 100%. | ||
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Go Ohio State! | |
| Whatever. | ||
| Nobody gives a fuck. | ||
| They give up. | ||
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They give up. | |
| They don't give a fuck. | ||
| Weren't they super into, like, country westerns? | ||
| Like, American country westerns and shit? | ||
| Like, walk-a-billy type shit, dressing up like Elvis. | ||
| It's so dope. | ||
| And then they abandoned it. | ||
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It's so dope. | |
| They abandoned it. | ||
| Can't you buy, like, old underwear in the vending machines? | ||
| Yes, you can. | ||
| See, I've never been over there. | ||
| To me, it's a fucking different world. | ||
| in the early 2000s Japanese were really into having afros like big ones yeah it was like cool it was really cool yeah the models and shit have afros that's hilarious That's real. | ||
| When you take a white dude or an Asian dude and give him an afro, what is involved in that process? | ||
| How many hours do you have to spend trying to work that afro? | ||
| That's not something you're just like, ah, I need an afro. | ||
| You put some work in. | ||
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It's like braids. | |
| He was a fighter who had an afro. | ||
| He fought Rico Rodriguez in pride. | ||
| He ended up dying, but I forget his name. | ||
| He was a big ass Japanese dude. | ||
| Oh, a Japanese guy. | ||
| A Japanese dude. | ||
| With a straight afro? | ||
| With an afro. | ||
| He fought in pride. | ||
| He fought Rico Rodriguez. | ||
| I remember that, dude. | ||
| Like in 2000. It's called a perm, right? | ||
| I forget his name. | ||
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What did he die from? | |
| That's what I was thinking, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How did he die? | ||
| I don't remember, but he's dead. | ||
| And we laugh, dude. | ||
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Rest in peace. | |
| Look how good fucking Sexyama looks, man. | ||
| Is this a middleweight fight or is this a welterweight fight? | ||
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It has to be welterweight. | |
| Is he part of a tie or is that a tan like from a booth? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| That's a gold tan, son. | ||
| He could easily be from Laos. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| He's one of them chocolate Asians. | ||
| Like one of those dudes Bruce Lee fought in his first movie. | ||
| Who's got a better body than Akiyama? | ||
| He's got like the best body of all time. | ||
| There's one guy who I might give it to over him and that's Woodley. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Woodley is bodied up, son. | ||
| Chocolate. | ||
| Who has the best ass? | ||
| Good question. | ||
| Woodley, that's a bubble butt. | ||
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I know I sound weird here, but Woodley's packing some heat back there. | |
| Right. | ||
| Silence! | ||
| As everyone thinks a guy's ass is... | ||
| I'm trying to think about it. | ||
| I'll tell you what, Carwin had a fuckin' honeydew melon back there, too. | ||
| Carwin had a fucking ghetto booty. | ||
| He had one of them gorilla booties. | ||
| Yeah, the zoo, and you see the silverback? | ||
| Waddle it around. | ||
| His giant ass cheeks. | ||
| Two fucking watermelons. | ||
| You put a thong on Carwin, man, you would not know. | ||
| He bent over like, God damn, son. | ||
| That's a hairy-ass woman. | ||
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That's a hairy-ass woman. | |
| Hairy-ass Nicki Minaj. | ||
| Did homeboy Sexy Yamaha get kicked in the jewels? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
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Front kick? | |
| Boom! | ||
| Oh, he looked like he kicked him in the nuts. | ||
| Nobody kicked anybody in the nuts. | ||
| Double nut kick! | ||
| Yeah, he grazed the helmet. | ||
| That's some Sparta shit. | ||
| Ooh, I bet you he is packing heat, son. | ||
| Giant dick. | ||
| Just a big old angry fucking Korean dick. | ||
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Hey, you think you've seen nothing? | |
| The last samurai cock. | ||
| He probably sings when he pulls his dick out. | ||
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He sings and he's a UFC fighter in Korea. | |
| Imagine all the Korean pussies getting. | ||
| I believe he's married with a family, Eddie Bravo. | ||
| How about he just back off? | ||
| Look at the build. | ||
| Or he's just doing work. | ||
| He's like fucking Godzilla out there. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Genghis Khan in the whole country. | ||
| Dicking him down. | ||
| Look at the fucking build on this guy. | ||
| He must be just lifting weights all the time. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| There's no other way. | ||
| It's not normal for a fighter to be built like that. | ||
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Beautiful body. | |
| I agree. | ||
| I mean, when you're doing wrestling, jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, it's hard to keep up a physique like that. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Look at his haircut, too. | ||
| That's got to be natural, right? | ||
| No way he's on Juice, right? | ||
| Well, I don't know, man. | ||
| No comment, bro. | ||
| The bottom line about Juice is those guys that fought in Pride, they definitely could have then... | ||
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What weight class was he then? | |
| That's a good question. | ||
| I think he was 185. I think he was in Vanderlei's weight class, right? | ||
| Oh shit. | ||
| Dude, for people who are like, oh, steroids aren't that big of a deal. | ||
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Think of Hunt Bigfoot 2. Oh, they're such a big deal. | |
| Oh my god, it's a fucking big deal. | ||
| Such a big deal also when women take them. | ||
| You know, I mean, that's even sometimes more of a big deal. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I was reading this thing about what happens to women bodybuilders. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He's getting clipped. | ||
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Yeah, he got them in the back of the headers. | |
| He got tagged, but he keeps moving, man. | ||
| Hey, Minya, good luck getting out there alive when you beat up the fucking national icon. | ||
| You're gonna fuck up his singing voice, man. | ||
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Oh, hell no! | |
| Behind the ear. | ||
| How dare you! | ||
| Hey, ref! | ||
| Oh, he's done. | ||
| He's done. | ||
| He has a singing career, you asshole. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| At the end of the round? | ||
| Oh my god, he made it out of the round. | ||
| Yes, praise Akiyama. | ||
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Was that the third round? | |
| No, I don't think so. | ||
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We don't know. | |
| Damn, this dude is on. | ||
| We're barely paying attention. | ||
| He is fucked up. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| His body's distracting. | ||
| So, I was reading this thing about female bodybuilders and the permanent effects it has on them when they, like... | ||
| Can you imagine that girls take male hormones just to get jacked like a dude in their underwear and pose on stage? | ||
| Like, you literally change your physiology. | ||
| Essentially, you shift way over to the male side. | ||
| There's no coming back, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, there's no coming back. | ||
| Cycle of steroids, getting a dude's jaw and, you know, titties. | ||
| Everything. | ||
| Changes their frame, changes their bone structure. | ||
| But I think if you take female hormones, it takes seven years to get back to where you were. | ||
| So you'd have to take like... | ||
| You could change your body in seven years. | ||
| You'd have to take like female hormones. | ||
| That makes sense because that's how transsexuals do it. | ||
| A transsexual man takes female hormones and then becomes more feminine over time. | ||
| Seven years now to see the thing if they're saying that I don't know if it's different 21 years you could go back and forth Yeah, but I don't know if it's different with women I don't know if it's different with women to like if it goes women to men or men to women It's the same if it's the same pace, but they're saying that when a man goes to a woman Dr. Ramona Krutz I think her name is Krutzik They interviewed her for... | ||
| Steffi Cricklin interviewed her about Fallon Fox. | ||
| And one of the things they were saying is when you take estrogen, it actually preserves bone density. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because that's why women, when they get older, they develop osteoporosis. | ||
| So this idea that taking the estrogen is automatically going to give you lower bone density, like a... | ||
| A woman, oh shit, Akiyama, they're still throwing down. | ||
| That's not necessarily the case. | ||
| So if you had a woman that took testosterone, got more manly, right, and then started taking estrogen, this doesn't necessarily mean it would shrink her bone structure back down. | ||
| It's very tricky. | ||
| It's very tricky because there's a cycle to that shit. | ||
| There's a lot going on in your body. | ||
| They're all interconnected. | ||
| That's why when dudes take steroids, they get bitch tits. | ||
| Your body's like, hey, fuckface, what's with all this testosterone? | ||
| I'm going to give you titties. | ||
| I'm going to counteract it. | ||
| Because all the testosterone, then your body goes, oh, we need estrogen to balance this shit out. | ||
| Your body's like, you got way too much test, you fucking crazy dick. | ||
| Enjoy these tits. | ||
| Enjoy these tits. | ||
| Dude, these guys are going off, meanwhile. | ||
| Sexyama has survived. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| I'm such a fan of Sexyama. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| He's looking good in this round, in consideration of the fact that he almost got stopped just two minutes ago. | ||
| Dude, he has a salty-ass UFC record. | ||
| Dude, well, he's been around for a long time. | ||
| Bet your ass. | ||
| But remember when Vitor lit him up? | ||
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Oof. | |
| Like a Christmas tree in Times Square. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Hey, Vitor Anderson Silva, huh, Brazil? | ||
| Oh my goodness, what a fight. | ||
| For sure, just let them both juice to the gills. | ||
| He can't walk. | ||
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Well, they both have the same doctor, right? | |
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I want, like, Martin McGuire, Sammy Sosa shit. | ||
| That left leg is jack-ma-fied. | ||
| Akiyama with the fucking Muay Thai. | ||
| Bang, bang. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| What a crazy fight. | ||
| Dude, this card's been fucking good. | ||
| So did you see that thing that Victor Conte tweeted? | ||
| Dude, I literally was like, is this real life? | ||
| That thing that I sent you? | ||
| Didn't I send it to you? | ||
| I said, is this real life? | ||
| The thing about Holly Holm? | ||
| Oh, yes! | ||
| Dude, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Eddie, you know what we're talking about? | ||
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Nah. | |
| This is ridiculous. | ||
| Dr. Conte tweeted this thing where some bodybuilding expert zoomed in on Holly Holmes crotch zoomed in on her bikinis and was like they zoomed in on her where her vagina is and they're trying to say that she has clitoral hypertrophy based on Her moose knuckle? | ||
| Yes, exactly Fucking haters. | ||
| They're just fucking haters, man. | ||
| Dude, they're expecting moose knuckles. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| Oh shit, Akiyama got the leg card. | ||
| For Victor Conte to tweak that out takes all credibility away from him. | ||
| I couldn't believe it. | ||
| I can't trust the guy. | ||
| First of all, you don't know what it looked like before. | ||
| Like, you're basing this on what? | ||
| Just the way it looks? | ||
| Like, women's vagina lips are quite different, sir. | ||
| People are just haters, man. | ||
| She's world champion now. | ||
| Where were you before, you fuck? | ||
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This is like a weigh-in photo? | |
| Yes, the weigh-in photo of her, so they just zoom in. | ||
| Like, weigh in on the box. | ||
| How did they know she wasn't born with those thick, juicy lips? | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| They're just trying to hate on her. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| She's the champ. | ||
| Some chicks don't talk like that. | ||
| She's the preacher's daughter, you son of a bitch. | ||
| It's like, I was watching this, I was like, is this real life? | ||
| Did Victor Conte really tweet this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You just sent me the link. | ||
| I just thought it was some bullshit link. | ||
| I think he sent it in an email, too. | ||
| I think I got it in an email blast. | ||
| I got it in an email blast from him, and I got it in a tweet. | ||
| I was like, whoa, really? | ||
| Dude, I don't even entertain that bullshit. | ||
| This fight's crazy. | ||
| It's just so silly. | ||
| It's so silly to even say something like that. | ||
| You know, it's one thing to have someone... | ||
| Who believes that? | ||
| But it's another thing for a guy like Victor Conte to tweet it. | ||
| Well, he has some credibility, right? | ||
| He's known as a snitch on everyone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| He was one of the guys at Balco. | ||
| But he wasn't like a scientist, right? | ||
| He was just like a sort of a marketing guy. | ||
| Yeah, a marketing guy behind it, yeah. | ||
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This is so crazy. | |
| This guy missed the shot. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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Boom. | |
| He's like, he didn't give me a chance to get up. | ||
| There's a guy in the NFL's name is Landry. | ||
| If you've ever seen this fucking guy, you know what I'm talking about, Jamie? | ||
| His arms are, he's fucking jacked. | ||
| So he's been caught three times for steroids. | ||
| I've seen him. | ||
| And this last time, they're like, bro. | ||
| So he served a 10-game suspension. | ||
| He gets off the suspension. | ||
| He knows he's going to be tested again. | ||
| Hot, positive for steroids. | ||
| Just can't not take him. | ||
| He's fucking jacked, man. | ||
| See, I was always under the impression that everyone in the NFL was on steroids. | ||
| They're so big. | ||
| I was like, when you see a 350-pound person like that. | ||
| Yeah, look at the picture. | ||
| Eddie, look at that picture. | ||
| Look at the screen. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| And he's supposed to be fast and quick. | ||
| Oh my God, look at his arms. | ||
| They're ridiculous. | ||
| He's a fucking monster. | ||
| Those arms are retarded. | ||
| He's probably one of the biggest guy's arms I've ever seen in professional sports. | ||
| No one's now. | ||
| He's on team fucking sit at home. | ||
| He's on the same team as I am. | ||
| So, a dude like that, right? | ||
| He's obviously taking them for football, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He wants to get gigantic for football. | ||
| Can you get that big without doing juice? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| And that lean? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
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No, right? | |
| So when you see all those gigantic fucking dudes that are playing for the NFL, some of them have got to be genetics, right? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I've seen some guys who are just complete freaks where people chalk it up to steroids, but it's not. | ||
| They're just genetically different than we are. | ||
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But are they, like, ridiculously ripped and big, or are they like the linemen that are just massive? | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| Like, my best friend, Joe Klopfenstein, he's 6'6", 270, like, 6% body fat. | ||
| Just woke up like that. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Just woke the fuck up like that. | ||
| I was with him last night, and he just balls deep in donuts. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| And then I tried and fucking, yeah, I can't do that, man. | ||
| Wow, they're getting fucking into it. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Look at that. | ||
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Wow. | |
| They're going to make a gif of her. | ||
| They get crazy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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That'll be on the internet. | |
| For sure. | ||
| Come on, Akiyama. | ||
| Look at Sexy Yama. | ||
| Look at Bruce Buffer. | ||
| Who won the first round? | ||
| Good question. | ||
| We were talking. | ||
| For sure, Akiyama won. | ||
| There's no way he's going to lose this. | ||
| That just doesn't happen in Asia. | ||
| Oh, I think they bring in judges. | ||
| No. | ||
| Really? | ||
| In Asia, you think? | ||
| That's part of the deal. | ||
| Oh, see? | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| We got to shove the draw. | ||
| That was a Chinese judge. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| How dare you? | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He must have won the first round. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, the third round, he looked like dog shit. | ||
| Rounds two and three were both 10-8 rounds, in my opinion. | ||
| Do you think both? | ||
| Both, dude. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| He barely made it out of that second round. | ||
| He was getting his ass fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, fucked up. | ||
| Is that a 10-9 round? | ||
| Oh, I see what you're saying. | ||
| So three is a 10-8 for Akiyama, though, right? | ||
| Yes, because he was just fucking out of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So they both 10-8-ed each other. | ||
| They need to give those 10-8 rounds more. | ||
| They need to give those out more. | ||
| Sometimes when it's a bully beatdown, someone's getting dropped, it has to be 10-8. | ||
| You can't just like, when guys are getting hurt and they're stunned, like Calvin Gaslam, Neil Magny. | ||
| You had that point. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| You got knocked down twice in a round, you gotta give him 10-8. | ||
| That's not a regular 10-9 round. | ||
| That's a different kind of round. | ||
| Dude got clipped twice, dropped twice. | ||
| Somebody tried to tell me that the first round... | ||
| How was that a 10-9 round? | ||
| Somebody tried to tell me that the first round with Gray Maynard versus Frankie Edgar was a 10-9 round. | ||
| I would slap the fuck out of them. | ||
| I go, yeah, this is a fucking professional judge. | ||
| We're having an argument about it. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I go, what are you talking about? | ||
| I go, well, that is the epitome of a 10-8 round. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| At least 10-8. | ||
| They should never be able to judge MMA again. | ||
| And he goes, well, no, because the fight wasn't close to being stopped. | ||
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Oh, fuck off. | |
| You shut the fuck up. | ||
| That was as close as a fight gets to being stopped. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| The guy was actually literally saying that to me. | ||
| And he's a judge. | ||
| What world do you live in? | ||
| Oh my god, it was the most frustrating conversation I've ever had with somebody. | ||
| Well, that hat's... | ||
| Because I knew that this guy's professional... | ||
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What is that? | |
| That's a Brazilian... | ||
| That makes me sad. | ||
| ...a llama wrangler. | ||
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Out there in the jungle, dodging capybaras and caymans. | |
| Look at him, he's like, my llamas, come home with me. | ||
| Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da. | ||
| That's gotta be hard, man, when you almost finish the guy in the second round, but then you almost get finished in the third, and you walk away with a victory. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Those kind of decisions are weird, because I do go by the idea that, like, I like how Pride did it, where they judged the fight as a whole, but I think the end of the round, the end of the fight's worth more. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This is the rationale behind it. | ||
| You're watching two kids fight in the school, in the schoolyard, and then it's going back and forth and back and forth, but the end of the fight, one dude gets on top of the other dude in full mount and punches him in the face a bunch of times, and then the teachers pull him off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, damn, Jimmy won. | ||
| That dude is on top, dropping bombs on you. | ||
| He definitely won. | ||
| I don't care if you hit him 30 times before he took you down, and he only landed three punches while you were down. | ||
| If he was on top and he was punching you in the face when the teachers came, you won. | ||
| Legit point. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Legit point at Virginia Court Elementary. | ||
| If you're going back on what you did in the first or second round, obviously it didn't mean anything because you're getting your ass beat at the end. | ||
| He goes, what about that knockdown in the first round? | ||
| That didn't mean shit. | ||
| Look what's going on right now. | ||
| You're getting your ass kicked. | ||
| It's going to be hard to judge like that because then people will do like what they do in Thailand where they wait for the betting so they lay back in the first couple of rounds. | ||
| You know, you don't want to see people do that. | ||
| But also, like, let's take the Neil Magny vs. | ||
| Kelvin fight. | ||
| When Neil had his back and was riding him for a long time, had his back for a long-ass time. | ||
| You know, how's that? | ||
| Because that's a dominant position. | ||
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It is. | |
| Now it's a dominant position. | ||
| He wasn't doing any damage. | ||
| That's different. | ||
| He was threatening the choke. | ||
| He definitely won the first two rounds. | ||
| I'm not arguing that. | ||
| But why isn't it though? | ||
| Kinda isn't it? | ||
| If a guy is on your back for the whole round and he's trying to get that choke and he gets real close a couple of times, Isn't that kind of like a 10-8? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| If he has a choke in and it's close, you're like, oh shit, and it's close, the crowd's going up, and then he escapes? | ||
| That was close. | ||
| But if he just has someone's back, I'm going to just do that. | ||
| For the entire round? | ||
| What is this fucking commercial? | ||
| So striking is only 10-8. | ||
| Look at this commercial. | ||
| Sexy Yama is staring in the mirror. | ||
| Look at this commercial. | ||
| What the fuck is going on? | ||
| Position is dominated. | ||
| What is going on in this commercial? | ||
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He's a superstar. | |
| Not if you can't hit him. | ||
| But he's like on a massage chair, closing his eyes like he's getting blown. | ||
| Well, that's fucking Asia, my man. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| Look, look, look. | ||
| It's him versus him. | ||
| Dude, he is a superstar. | ||
| Wait, what is- what are we looking at here? | ||
| I'm so confused. | ||
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And this is Fight Pass, right? | |
| So this is... | ||
| a legit commercial? | ||
| Dude, he's a superstar out there. | ||
| I'm not mad at that Dory of the Explorer haircut. | ||
| Oh my god, it's a fucking- an ad for a massage. | ||
| It's an ad for a massage chair. | ||
| I'll take it. | ||
| Have you ever seen that before, though? | ||
| Never. | ||
| That confused the shit out of me. | ||
| So what do you think right now with Aldo and McGregor? | ||
| That's a tough fucking call, man. | ||
| I want Conor to win, but... | ||
| Do you? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I want Conor to win. | ||
| I really like Conor. | ||
| And I think it's better for the sport for him to win. | ||
| I think moving forward, if you're the UFC man, you want Conor to win. | ||
| But Jose Aldo, again, I take heat for this, with the new testing, I don't know how it's going to go down, man. | ||
| Oh my god, how dare you. | ||
| You're just saying it. | ||
| Why are you saying that? | ||
| Because he's Brazilian? | ||
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Mmmmm. | |
| I don't know man. | ||
| I'm saying there's a lot of people. | ||
| There's a lot of guys that we've seen fighting now with the new testing. | ||
| It's a different story. | ||
| I'm not saying he is on things. | ||
| I'm saying that's the X factor. | ||
| I'm not accusing him of shit. | ||
| I'm just saying it could be a factor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That's all speculative. | ||
| Whatever, whatever. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
| Nothing wrong with that. | ||
| But when you look at it as far as past performances, you look at it as far as what their ability... | ||
| What they can do inside the octagon, it should be an insane fight. | ||
| Because you look at Aldo hasn't lost in 10 years, right? | ||
| I agree, man. | ||
| He's been beating everybody's ass. | ||
| You watch the most spectacular victories that he's had, like the Cub Swanson fight. | ||
| Dude, Jose Aldo could be pound for pound number one. | ||
| A lot of people list he is. | ||
| Yeah, he's a fucking nightmare. | ||
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He's a beast. | |
| Super beast. | ||
| Nasty jiu-jitsu. | ||
| World-class jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Some of the fastest leg kicks in the fucking sport. | ||
| If you're gonna bet on it, I mean, it's not bad money because Jose's an underdog in Vegas. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That drives me. | ||
| I just don't understand how someone could call him an underdog. | ||
| You know the odds, Jamie? | ||
| Yeah, he's an underdog in Vegas, though. | ||
| What do you think the logic is? | ||
| That is just hype and betting? | ||
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It's hype. | |
| It's hype. | ||
| Well, think about Rhonda Hawley. | ||
| Again, we're all victim of it. | ||
| Twelve to one. | ||
| Twelve to one. | ||
| It's all hype. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think a lot of people who make those odds, they don't know the game inside and out. | ||
| But you see Conor on every fucking poster. | ||
| But Conor does smash people, man. | ||
| I mean, he really does. | ||
| You watch that Dustin Poirier fight. | ||
| You watch that fight with Dennis Seaver. | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| He smashes people, man. | ||
| It's a different animal. | ||
| Far cry from those two. | ||
| Different animal. | ||
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They both got chins. | |
| They both smashed. | ||
| So he's plus 125. That's basically even in MMA. So they're even right now, right? | ||
| Damn, look at that motherfucking fight card. | ||
| That is a ridiculous card. | ||
| It's the greatest fight card of all time, dude. | ||
| That's aggressive, Mr. Joe Rogan. | ||
| You're not seeing the full card? | ||
| You're seeing just betting? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I see the card up there. | ||
| Here's Yoel Romero vs. | ||
| Jacare. | ||
| Jeremy Stephens vs. | ||
| Max Holloway. | ||
| Luke Rockhold vs. | ||
| Chris Weidman. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Conor McGregor vs. | ||
| Jose Aldo. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| What's the top five? | ||
| You're saying better than UFC 100? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| UFC 100 was Brock versus Frank Mir. | ||
| It was George St. Pierre versus... | ||
| Alves. | ||
| Alves. | ||
| Michael Bisping. | ||
| Dan Henderson. | ||
| Dan Henderson. | ||
| And there's another barn burner on there, too. | ||
| I'll say this is the best card. | ||
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Waller or C.B. Dalloway. | |
| The best card since then. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Akiyama was on that bitch. | ||
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Was he? | |
| Yes. | ||
| And then you had Jon Jones on the undercard. | ||
| Akiyama versus Alan Belcher. | ||
| Belcher should have won. | ||
| Dude, you had Mark Coleman versus Bonner. | ||
| Alright, here's... | ||
| Ooh, that's tough. | ||
| You know, don't get me wrong, I'm saying it's a great card. | ||
| It's definitely top three of all time. | ||
| There's one other big fight. | ||
| Oh, Damien Maia vs. | ||
| fucking Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| That's another one. | ||
| That's on the main card? | ||
| That's on the main card. | ||
| So here's the main card. | ||
| The main card is Max Holloway vs. | ||
| Jeremy Stephens, Damien Maia vs. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson, Jose Aldo vs. | ||
| Conor McGregor, Chris Weidman vs. | ||
| Luke Rockhold, and Jacare vs. | ||
| Yoel Romero. | ||
| It's a good argument. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| It's hard to say that's not the best card in a long fucking time. | ||
| In a very long time. | ||
| It might be the best card since 100. I agree. | ||
| It's debatable. | ||
| We haven't had a card that stacked in forever. | ||
| I forgot about Damien May and Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| I forgot about that. | ||
| That's a fucking fight. | ||
| That's how good this card is. | ||
| You guys watching The Ultimate Fighter with Connor? | ||
| Yeah, I've seen it. | ||
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It's good, right? | |
| I forgot that Uriah Faber is on the undercard. | ||
| You know, they have stacked it to make sure that if Aldo pulls out, they've got strategies. | ||
| They've got Uriah sitting on the undercard. | ||
| They've got Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes fighting the day before. | ||
| I mean, the whole thing's covered. | ||
| They've got three top featherweights. | ||
| Even though they're doing that, if Jose Aldo were to pull out, we're fucked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Jose Conner is the only fight. | ||
| I love every fight. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| That's all fine and dandy. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| Frankie could go in there and make a nightmare out of that. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Frankie could make a nightmare out of that. | ||
| That's a bad idea for the UFC brass. | ||
| He's a bad idea for almost everybody. | ||
| When you watch his fight with Cub Swanson, that motherfucker swarms. | ||
| He's relentless. | ||
| He doesn't get tired. | ||
| He just has this most retarded pace. | ||
| His pace is so fast. | ||
| His footwork, man. | ||
| And he's better now than ever. | ||
| Frankie's never backed off. | ||
| Better now than ever. | ||
| I think those years out of the championship spotlight, too, have just made his resolve even stronger. | ||
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That's going to be a good fight that people are totally sleeping on. | |
| That Chad Mendes-Frankie Edgar fight. | ||
| I totally forgot about it. | ||
| Well, in December, there's a week. | ||
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Three days in a row! | |
| Are you working all three? | ||
| No! | ||
| Just one? | ||
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Yes! | |
| Just for the big dog. | ||
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I can't do three in a row. | |
| I won't have a voice left. | ||
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That's what I was thinking. | |
| You're screaming, oh! | ||
| The third night I'd be like, oh! | ||
| Oh, and then the other main event is Paige versus Rose? | ||
| Yeah, did you see what happened with Paige and the haircut thing? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Paige was supposed to, like, they were going to donate money. | ||
| If they get to a certain amount, she's going to cut her hair off. | ||
| She's too fine to be doing that. | ||
| She's way too fine to be doing that. | ||
| She's going to cut her hair off. | ||
| So instead, she got a haircut. | ||
| Like her management team told her not to shave her head. | ||
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Was it enough? | |
| No, she's got long hair still. | ||
| She's got a trim. | ||
| It's like normal shit that girls do. | ||
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My bad! | |
| That they don't talk about it. | ||
| It's like, I'm going to wash myself for charity. | ||
| Don't you wash yourself every day? | ||
| She's like, can't. | ||
| I'm brushing my teeth for charity. | ||
| Man, I'm not mad at it though. | ||
| Don't shave your head. | ||
| She's way too fun. | ||
| She didn't. | ||
| She didn't. | ||
| That's a tough fight, man. | ||
| Someone's star is going to fall. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's a good fight. | ||
| Rose is dangerous as fuck. | ||
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Yeah, man. | |
| She is. | ||
| Super finisher. | ||
| She's tough. | ||
| She's wild. | ||
| She throws up a lot of wild shit. | ||
| She's not scared to be off her back. | ||
| No. | ||
| Interesting fight, right? | ||
| Paige is very scrappy, too. | ||
| Super scrappy. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
| Dominic Waters and Dong Young Kim. | ||
| This should be a good fight, man. | ||
| This is a good fight. | ||
| Two big, tall, 170s, like, my man, Killer B, I'm in this bitch! | ||
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Yes, sir. | |
| I don't know Dominic Waters. | ||
| Where does he train? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Young Jamie, please pull up the information on Mr. Waters. | ||
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Uh, Rufus, maybe? | |
| Do you see Duke behind him? | ||
| No, Albuquerque. | ||
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Fighting out of Albuquerque, so maybe he's... | |
| Oh, is that Greg Jackson's guys? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, that's Isaac, Valley Fly. | ||
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So they're going to have a game plan for him. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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9-3... | |
| Three KOs, two submissions. | ||
| Hey, man, did you notice that Spike TV got rid of Bellator? | ||
| Or got rid of... | ||
| Not Bellator. | ||
| Got rid of Glory? | ||
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No. | |
| See what happened? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, they got rid of it, and ESPN picked it up. | ||
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No way. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that better? | ||
| No, not necessarily, because I think it's like ESPN 2. I watched the Glory fights when they were on ESPN. It was pretty cool, but, you know, there's so much shit on ESPN, and I don't know how much they're going to, like... | ||
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Is Viacom and ESPN intertwined at all? | |
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think Viacom is releasing it. | ||
| I think Glory, like they had a licensing deal or something like that, or a broadcast deal. | ||
| I think they're owned by different people. | ||
| I just think there's some fans out there of kickboxing. | ||
| Just need to figure out a way to market it and put some money into it and get people excited about it. | ||
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Yeah, I fucking love it, man. | |
| I know they were trying to do Bellator and Glory and kind of intertwine some of the stars in there. | ||
| I guess it didn't work out as well as they wanted. | ||
| Yeah, they had that one event where they had the ring right next to the cage, which was pretty cool. | ||
| They tried to do it Japanese style, you know? | ||
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That would have been cool to go to live, for sure. | |
| On Dong Young Kim's back. | ||
| Dong Young Kim's a nasty grappler. | ||
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Yeah, he's doing what Kim does. | |
| But he's interesting, too, because a lot of judo and his style as well. | ||
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Yeah, I was Don Yong Kim for Tyrone Woodley when he fought him in China. | |
| Oh, really? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We both fought on the same day. | ||
| Were you in China for that? | ||
| No, I didn't go to China for that. | ||
| That was the one where he came charging at him, right? | ||
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Yeah, he tried to do a spinning back fist or elbow and got kind of clipped, yeah. | |
| Mert. | ||
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Just right hand. | |
| Tyron Woodley, you can't rush at that, dude. | ||
| Hell no, way too explicit. | ||
| Especially not that first round. | ||
| That first round is fraught with peril. | ||
| And now he's working with Duke Rufus. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Enjoy that. | ||
| Well, that was what I said. | ||
| Oh, shit, look at that takedown right in the side control. | ||
| What I said about... | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Tied that arm up with the quickness, too. | ||
| Mounted crucifix just like that, son. | ||
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Cage walk in! | |
| Cage walk in! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Almost. | ||
| Don't think so. | ||
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He's still near it, though. | |
| You gotta push off that fucker. | ||
| Look, you're trying to... | ||
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Better explode. | |
| Knock down a tree. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
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Oh, he's going... | |
| Keep going for the elbows, son. | ||
| Mm. | ||
| What were we just talking about? | ||
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Right arm out. | |
| Killer B, your card is stacked. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That Boston card's stacked. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| That card's great. | ||
| I'm going to be there for that. | ||
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Fuck yeah, dude. | |
| I'm going to Boston. | ||
| You're doing stand-up out there, too, I would assume. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Not in Boston? | ||
| No, I already had two things booked. | ||
| I already had Atlanta booked. | ||
| And I'm in Atlanta and Tampa that weekend. | ||
| So I have two theaters that I had already sold tickets for. | ||
| So then I'm going to fly into Boston on Sunday. | ||
| Busy dude. | ||
| My mom goes, your friend Joe Rogan's in Rolling Stone. | ||
| I went, yes, mom, he's very famous. | ||
| Very famous, mama. | ||
| He's been in a bunch of shit. | ||
| This is just the start. | ||
| Look at this fucking control. | ||
| Can you stop it here? | ||
| Because it's not really, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| He's not, like, fucking him up. | ||
| Man, he can't get his arm out. | ||
| It's weird how he can't get his arm out. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Great control. | ||
| The guy's obviously never spent a lot of time getting out of this. | ||
| Yeah, but it seems like his strategy of getting out is not so good. | ||
| Who is owning people with this? | ||
| Ten years ago, some guy was owning people with this in the UFC, like ten years ago. | ||
| Like, how do you stop it? | ||
| Mounted Crucifix? | ||
| Roy Nelson. | ||
| Who was that? | ||
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Roy Nelson. | |
| Before that? | ||
| Roy was big. | ||
| This is like one of those things you have to stop the fight because he just can't defend himself. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Well, that's what Roy counted on. | ||
| Well, Roy's a heavyweight though with that giant belly. | ||
| They're just like, ah, yeah, you're not getting out of here. | ||
| But this is like very similar to what Roy did. | ||
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Stop the fight. | |
| Stopped the fight. | ||
| Couldn't get out of that Mounted Crucifix. | ||
| Great control, man. | ||
| A lot of levels to that position. | ||
| Nasty. | ||
| A lot of levels. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And his level's super high. | ||
| You could tell right away it was so tight. | ||
| So tight. | ||
| Good balance. | ||
| But it seemed like Waters had some space where his arm was. | ||
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking. | |
| Like, if it's first round two, you're probably gonna be trying to squirm like a motherfucker to get that shit. | ||
| He was all hips and trying to explode. | ||
| People forget to work on that one. | ||
| Yes, he didn't know how to use his shoulders, right? | ||
| To pop his shoulders up? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Does Roy have a fight? | ||
| Is there any announcement on what's next for Roy? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Didn't they announce Barnett Rothwell? | ||
| Somebody photoshopped a picture. | ||
| Yeah, they did. | ||
| Barnett Rothwell's a good fight. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Somebody photoshopped a picture of Roy Nelson with Akiyama's body, like that kind of body that is just shredded. | ||
| I don't know whose body they used to photoshop it, but it was another fighter. | ||
| But with him with a six-pack, yoked, I was like, oh my god, that's what Roy would look like if he fought 185. That is what he would look like. | ||
| I mean, when you look at Roy, how much weight do you think he could lose? | ||
| 40 pounds? | ||
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5'10? | |
| 5'9? | ||
| Yeah, about 5'11? | ||
| 5'10? | ||
| Yeah, 40-50 pounds. | ||
| Is that in the cards form at that age, though? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, let's forget about all that. | ||
| I mean, old people lose weight all the time. | ||
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There's no age limit on there. | |
| There's the picture. | ||
| That's the picture. | ||
| Oh, it's Chell Sonnen's body. | ||
| Yeah, that's Chell. | ||
| Look up there. | ||
| Look at that picture up there. | ||
| Imagine if that shit was real. | ||
| No, I can't, Joe. | ||
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Is the guy in the back right legit? | |
| Or is that Photoshop 2? | ||
| He's got his dick in his hand if you get lower on the picture of the guy in the back. | ||
| Chael was jacked. | ||
| It looks like Joe, you're on the phone, right? | ||
| Dude, Roy Nelson lost 100 pounds. | ||
| You gotta see this. | ||
| Watch TV right now. | ||
| It's fucking good, though. | ||
| That's Chael when he was about to fight Anderson. | ||
| He's shredded. | ||
| Dude, if Roy looked like that and was still knocking bitches out like he does, he would... | ||
| Okay, that's tough. | ||
| He would be... | ||
| That's fucking tough. | ||
| Boy, that's a big difference. | ||
| He'd be a huge star. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I wonder what kind of effect that would have on his performance. | ||
| His whole career, he's been carrying around all that extra weight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, that's not outside the realm of possibility that he could actually make that weight. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| I mean, it is personality-wise and his choices-wise, but as a physical specimen, it's not. | ||
| You think he could get down that without taking performance-enhancing drugs and be that shredded? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Nah, I'll go ahead and say no. | ||
| Well, I mean, what is body fat, right? | ||
| I mean, you can lose body fat. | ||
| You also lose muscle, though, too. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But if he looked like that, you're right. | ||
| Well, you're going to lose shit. | ||
| I mean, you're going to lose a little muscle, a lot of fat, and you get in great shape. | ||
| It's not like you just eat better. | ||
| If he dedicated himself to strength and conditioning and started running every day and doing a bunch of shit and eating. | ||
| Diet's the biggest thing by far. | ||
| Have you ever fucked with a ketogenic diet? | ||
| Have you ever fucked with that? | ||
| I haven't, man. | ||
| I did this thing with my DNA. It's called Simplified Genetics where you put your DNA in a swab and you send it to them and it gives a breakdown. | ||
| It's called Simply Fit where they do what kind of What weights and cardio you should be doing for your body? | ||
| What kind of diet you should be doing that best reacts with your DNA? And they also have one for concussions, which was scary. | ||
| Where they can tell from your DNA how prone to, when you do get a concussion, how bad it's going to be on a scale of 1 to 5. Big Brown was a 4. I was scared. | ||
| I wish they didn't send me that one. | ||
| I literally just got the results two days ago. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And I was like, goddammit, I don't need to know that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was a four. | ||
| That ain't good, son. | ||
| Yeah, now I'm fucked in about... | ||
| I got ten years left, guys, if you want to do this. | ||
| They're gonna shoot some stem cells right into your brain. | ||
| Just let them do it. | ||
| I'll be the guinea pig right now. | ||
| Open up the brain cavity. | ||
| Dude, let's do it. | ||
| Just put a little thin hole there, it'll fill up. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Get that syringe in there, pump it right in the middle of your brain. | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Hopefully, man. | ||
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You gotta go to Germany for the legit shit. | |
| Or is that legit? | ||
| No, they have it here. | ||
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As far as the stem cells? | |
| No, stem cells they have here, bro. | ||
| In LA. Dude, I had some shot into my shoulder in Vegas where they use women's placenta. | ||
| Women that have cesarean sections, they get stem cells out of their placenta and they shoot it right into your shoulder or whatever. | ||
| That's another level, son. | ||
| Dude, my shoulder was fucking with me for like a year. | ||
| I was real close to getting surgery. | ||
| I was like, this is probably pretty bad. | ||
| I'm like, it hurts after every workout. | ||
| I have to put ice on it. | ||
| One stem cell shot. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| Done. | ||
| Now it's been four months. | ||
| It's getting better. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| It's not like it worked for a little while and then it backed off. | ||
| It's doing something different than all this platelet-rich plasma and Regenicene, things along those lines, which reduce inflammation, promote healing, and they're very beneficial. | ||
| But this is total next level. | ||
| I mean, women's placenta, what did that set you back? | ||
| Two? | ||
| Six million? | ||
| What are we talking? | ||
| You know, I mean, that's some shit. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know where the research... | ||
| You're hard to get a hold of. | ||
| Well, I think a lot of women have cesareans. | ||
| I think it's pretty normal when they want to save the vag. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Don't want to save the hooter. | ||
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Keep that cooter tight, baby. | ||
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A little cut on your belly ain't no big thing. | |
| They stitch those things up. | ||
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Good, girl. | |
| I think it happens all the time. | ||
| I don't think it's hard to get those tissues. | ||
| And so they do it. | ||
| Oh, by the way, I got some of these badass pickles right here, son. | ||
| I know you love those pickles. | ||
| Those Grillo's pickles, son. | ||
| They are nice. | ||
| It's never too early for a pickle. | ||
| I ate four of them before you guys got here. | ||
| Oh, damn. | ||
| That's what you had for breakfast? | ||
| No, I haven't had breakfast. | ||
| Yeah, me neither. | ||
| It's too early. | ||
| I'm not even going to pretend. | ||
| Dude, when you make those posts that night of your fucking elk meat and moose, and I have fucking Chipotle or something, it makes me feel bad about myself. | ||
| I like to cook it when everyone's asleep. | ||
| I know, it looks so nice. | ||
| And when you have eggs and shit, it makes me so hungry. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't you do cranberry sauce the other day? | ||
| Today, I made my own homemade cranberry sauce. | ||
| I was fucking... | ||
| It's so easy to do. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, it's super easy. | ||
| I was eating canned cranberry sauce. | ||
| It's like two to one water and sugar. | ||
| I think I had... | ||
| Yeah, I think it was like two cups of cranberries, one cup of sugar, and one cup of water. | ||
| It's all sugar. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that sexy bitch. | ||
| What the hell is going on right now? | ||
| How do you air in here? | ||
| This is crazy. | ||
| So weird, man. | ||
| Bro, this is madness. | ||
| What's madness? | ||
| He was on TV and he was right here. | ||
| There's Rogan's fucking cranberry. | ||
| There's my cranberry sauce, son. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| I made that shit. | ||
| Dude, I might have to stop following you. | ||
| At night, I'm like, fuck it. | ||
| I just send the Postmates to go pick me up some food. | ||
| Dude, if we were neighbors, I would have you come over and eat some elk. | ||
| Dude, I'd be over all the time. | ||
| Oh, you would love it, too. | ||
| By the way, I got two commercial freezers here because I shot so much elk this year. | ||
| I got some elk for you. | ||
| I'm not mad at you. | ||
| I have some right here. | ||
| Oh, that'd be dope, man. | ||
| I got something for you too, Eddie, but I don't know if you're going to eat it. | ||
| He won't eat it. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| He only eats Chipotle. | ||
| I'm a big pussy. | ||
| Do you know Chipotle and the equalize shit going on? | ||
| Right now, if you like Chipotle, fucking go. | ||
| It's like dead. | ||
| No one's there because of the equalize stuff. | ||
| Oh, because they had an E. Coli scare. | ||
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It's still packed. | |
| That was there yesterday. | ||
| It's like all over. | ||
| They're shutting them down and shit. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| There's that many of them that are having problems? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Trouble. | ||
| Jamie's nodding. | ||
| Whoa, that's not good. | ||
| I mean, there used to be a line out the door. | ||
| I went the other day. | ||
| There's no one. | ||
| Do you know what it is, Jamie? | ||
| Do you know what the story is? | ||
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E. Coli scare and they don't know what it is. | |
| They don't know what started it? | ||
| The first couple stores they found it in, they stripped them clean, cleaned them all, and they couldn't find the trace. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| Now it's trickling all over, right? | ||
| It's been in Ohio, it's been in like seven or eight states, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I get E. Coli every time I eat there. | ||
| Every time, man. | ||
| Instant E. Coli. | ||
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Do you love anything about it? | |
| Look at that fucking card, son. | ||
| Dude, Sousa Romero. | ||
| I love that fight. | ||
| I love that fight. | ||
| Yeah, I just wish that Yoel was younger. | ||
| You know, I feel like we're getting this super athlete, like one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, and we're getting him deep into his career. | ||
| That guy beat Kale Sanderson twice. | ||
| You know, I mean, Yoel Romero is a monster athlete. | ||
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Super monster. | |
| But we're getting him at like 36 when they have the most stringent testing. | ||
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Ain't that a bitch? | |
| It's so unfortunate. | ||
| It's like giving us Sammy Sosa now. | ||
| Ah, I'm good. | ||
| You know, it's like I did this interview. | ||
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But he is a genetic beast. | |
| Yeah, oh, he is for sure. | ||
| God damn, look at that combination of those front kicks to the body and that left hand. | ||
| Conor McGregor's a motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Motherfucker. | ||
| He's a motherfucker. | ||
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His heart is fucked at 145. He's a beast, dude. | |
| He's a beast. | ||
| Dude, Weidman raw corn? | ||
| Do you guys know that Weidman stopped drinking, and now he weighs 190 pounds. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| He's waking up in the morning at 193, he said. | ||
| He said he's essentially a welterweight. | ||
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Stopped drinking, what, alcohol? | |
| Booze. | ||
| Stopped drinking booze, started eating really healthy, and he's coming into this fight really lean. | ||
| I think he maybe anticipates like a serious pace. | ||
| Or maybe it's a weight cut thing. | ||
| Yeah, with the IV. I think this is the hardest fight to call for me. | ||
| I think it's the greatest fight in middleweight history. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| You know, the only thing that it would be the greatest all-time fight if Rockhold didn't have that fight with Vitor. | ||
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Ah, come on. | |
| That's an asterisk. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| But when Vitor wheel kicked him in the head and stopped him in the first round like that, it did sort of change the perception of Rockhold. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| I just like that they're both in their prime. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Like, they're both fuck, man. | ||
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Oh, no doubt. | |
| Neither one of them are ever going to be this good again, I don't think. | ||
| I mean, the Vitor asterisk is so strong. | ||
| The TRT years of Vitor are so... | ||
| It's such a... | ||
| I'm so torn more than on any other fighter because I think TRT Vitor is probably one of my all-time favorite fighters. | ||
| Yeah, might be my favorite fighter. | ||
| Just real kicking guys' eyes off. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| He's like one of my all-time favorites. | ||
| Now think about this. | ||
| Jon Jones beat him sauce out of his mind. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| I like Anadrol Vitor when he was 19 when he had the traps that were just fucking like this. | ||
| And no technique. | ||
| He was like a lion who He was built like a lion. | ||
| His muscles started at the top of his head and went straight down like ski ramps. | ||
| Did you see that Jon Jones interview? | ||
| Yeah, well, I think Jon Jones has a really good point. | ||
| That someone in the Athletic Commission, whoever is responsible, didn't tell him that Vitor had tested positive or that he had tested with elevated test levels. | ||
| They didn't tell him and they let him fight. | ||
| If that's true, he's got a legit point. | ||
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It's true. | |
| And he goes, oh no, I have three years to press charges. | ||
| He goes, don't worry, I'm not forgetting. | ||
| Yeah, well, he shouldn't. | ||
| Whoever did that, whether it's the Athletic Commission, whatever, who's responsible at that point in time? | ||
| Who's responsible? | ||
| I think it's a combo of things. | ||
| Is it the UFC and the Athletic Commission? | ||
| Yes, I think so. | ||
| You'd have to be ridiculous if you don't think some of the UFC brass knew what Vitor was doing. | ||
| Wasn't this a time where Vitor took the fight on short notice because Chael Sonnen, was that the same fight? | ||
| No, it was a different fight. | ||
| No, it's a different fight. | ||
| Different fight. | ||
| I'm confused. | ||
| Because that fight actually didn't happen. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And people gave John a lot of shit. | ||
| Which, by the way, in any other sport, in any other sport, yeah, it was Dan Henderson, in any other sport, that would be a ridiculous thing to ask. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| It would be ridiculous to ask Miguel Cotto last minute to not fight Canelo Alvarez, but to fight Floyd Mayweather. | ||
| Everybody would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| I love John's explanation. | ||
| He's like, no, man. | ||
| I took so many years of training to get to the world championship level. | ||
| And you want me to do this? | ||
| And then you're making me look like an asshole? | ||
| That's not cool, man. | ||
| Boy, he gave Chael a fucking beating after that. | ||
| Because all the shit that Chael was talking. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| He gave him such a beating that he broke his own toe, pushing off the mat while he's beating the fuck out of him. | ||
| Dude, how about in that interview? | ||
| He's like, yeah, you know, now I'm just going to start taking this serious and start training. | ||
| Oh, good Lord. | ||
| Oh, fuck no. | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| Are you watching all this powerlifting going, ooh, don't get hurt? | ||
| Not really. | ||
| I'm like, oh shit, he's training like a professional athlete now. | ||
| True. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Deadlifting 400, squatting 500? | ||
| I think he's deadlifting 600. Is he? | ||
| I think he's going for his max on Monday. | ||
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How much does he weigh in now? | |
| I'm like how fanboy I am. | ||
| I'm a fanboy. | ||
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It's scheduled for Monday. | |
| The big 600-pound deadlift is scheduled for Monday. | ||
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But he's got to watch his weight if he's staying 205 with the IVs. | |
| He's 228. Shredded. | ||
| So he's lost body fat. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Shredded. | ||
| Will that factor in that extra muscle in his endurance? | ||
| I mean, it's more of a requirement, right? | ||
| I think it's gonna help him, because he's gonna be stronger. | ||
| He's never been a knockout guy. | ||
| I bet we see maybe a little more knockouts. | ||
| And he's also not been a guy who's trained outside camp. | ||
| Now he's training, so I think his body's gonna adapt to it. | ||
| I think he's built for it, man. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And he talked about going to heavyweight, too, after this. | ||
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I was going to say, or he does. | |
| No, he said it's just a matter of time. | ||
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The weight cut, especially with the IVs and whatnot, because I know he was talking about it for a while, going to heavyweight, and he probably cuts a lot, and that's probably a pretty hard cut. | |
| But the big, big fight, right? | ||
| If Weidman can beat Rockhold, which is obviously a big if, that's a big fight. | ||
| But if Weidman beats Rockhold, and Jon Jones and Weidman hook up in Madison Square Garden, good fucking googly moogly. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Look at him. | ||
| Look at the difference. | ||
| There's a Jon Jones before and after picture we're looking at. | ||
| It's all over the internet of him. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Where he's like out of shape in between camps for one fight. | ||
| I think that was 2013. Yes. | ||
| And then 2015, he's on the right and just looks like the Hulk. | ||
| Dude, he said when he was fighting Alexander, he was like, yeah, it's the first time I was tired in a fight because I really didn't train. | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| And this dude still goes into the octagon confident. | ||
| It's insane how talented that dude is. | ||
| He's super talented, that's for sure. | ||
| I'm rooting for him, man. | ||
| I'm interested to see what's going to happen with this Vitor thing, if they really did know that he had elevated test level. | ||
| I'm sure nothing will come out until after he's done fighting. | ||
| Because when you look at the fight, John got caught in a deep armbar in that. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And what if his arm broke? | ||
| Because it did hyperextend it. | ||
| But what if it broke? | ||
| And what if that fucked up his career? | ||
| And then we found out that Vitor had elevated test levels. | ||
| You have a lol suit on your motherfucking hands. | ||
| It's all very crazy, man. | ||
| It's a very strange time because I feel like, you know, they're saving the blood and they're saving the urine for years. | ||
| I think like eight years. | ||
| And how many people are getting by on the sneak tip with some shit that they haven't figured out yet? | ||
| What are you going to do with that saved blood and urine like eight years from now to shit on legends? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's fucked up, man. | ||
| That's what they do. | ||
| It's kind of fucked up. | ||
| It's kind of fucked up. | ||
| Oh, you're out of the sport? | ||
| You're a commentator now? | ||
| You got a wife and kids? | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| We're just going to shit on everything you've ever done. | ||
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I mean, there's probably going to be a lot of extra blood that's unnecessary then, right? | |
| Because how many fighters are probably going to get that in seven years from now? | ||
| Well, what's going to happen is when sophisticated testing... | ||
| When it improves, when it gets better and better, then they're going to go, oh, well, now, like, they didn't used to be able to test for EPO. They didn't used to be able to test for HGH. HGH is a real recent one, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And now, apparently, there's a new version of artificial testosterone that they're getting from animals. | ||
| They're not getting it from yams anymore. | ||
| They were getting it somehow or another from wild yams. | ||
| I'm too fucking stupid for this. | ||
| But now, apparently, they're figuring out how to extract it from animals. | ||
| And when they give it to people, it doesn't show up. | ||
| It's like the carbon isotope test doesn't show up. | ||
| But wouldn't your levels would still be elevated, right? | ||
| Yeah, you'd have high levels. | ||
| But they would be, even though they were high, they would still be human levels. | ||
| Oh, gotcha. | ||
| Like, when they do that carbon isotope test, apparently, they test it and they can tell. | ||
| They're like, oh, motherfucker, you got yams running through your veins. | ||
| Well, my thing is, all right, so you're going to store all this blood and shit like that for eight years. | ||
| You tell me a guy tests positive eight years from now, I'm like, dude, who's been watching this shit? | ||
| Who's been dealing with it? | ||
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Has it been under the care of these exact guys? | |
| They have a facility where they have a chain of custody. | ||
| They have 24-hour security cameras and all that good shit, dude. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't trust it, man. | ||
| I don't trust it. | ||
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I don't know what they do. | |
| Is this like Olympic qualities? | ||
| The same people they do the Olympics? | ||
| Well, that's what WADA is. | ||
| That's what the USADA is. | ||
| Dude, we have the strictest testing out of any sport now. | ||
| Any sport, by far. | ||
| Too intense. | ||
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Maybe focus on the fight kids instead of testing, huh? | |
| What? | ||
| The fight kids? | ||
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I said, well, the UFC at least. | |
| You're talking about Reebok, bro? | ||
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Not just the sport, really. | |
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| Well, let's put a little money into that, huh? | ||
| Fuck the testing. | ||
| Well, they spelled most of the people's names right. | ||
| Give them some breaks. | ||
| You're right, man. | ||
| They put for Conor's shirt and they put the U.S. flag on it. | ||
| With Conor McGregor? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| Yes, they did. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| Some fan took a picture. | ||
| I think he's from Ireland, bought the Conor McGregor jersey in this US flag and goes, this can't be right, is it? | ||
| Isn't it weird that all the shit that Reebok's taken on their designs and they still haven't changed anything? | ||
| You would think by now they would have changed the goddamn design. | ||
| That's their problem. | ||
| That's a huge problem. | ||
| But if you change the design, you have to admit that it sucked. | ||
| What's wrong with that? | ||
| Oh, our bat. | ||
| We didn't realize it was going to suck balls so bad. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| We're switching it up. | ||
| You just got to get used to this. | ||
| No, you can't do that. | ||
| You got to get used to dudes fighting with white shorts on so that as soon as there's any blood or their junk gets outlined, their ass looks like they shit themselves because they're just running around on the ground. | ||
| Dude, why not just be like, ah, my bad, my bad, we fucked up. | ||
| Here's a new one, though, we've been working on. | ||
| We spent way more time on this. | ||
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I think they said it's like a two-year process. | |
| Like, every two years, they're going to change the style or evolve the uniform. | ||
| You know what I think they should eliminate? | ||
| They should eliminate shorts and make everybody fight with tights on. | ||
| I get annoyed when dudes grab shorts. | ||
| I'm like, why do they have something to grab? | ||
| Like, you know, don't grab a short, don't grab a short. | ||
| It's like, why is that an option? | ||
| Why is there an option to grab something like... | ||
| Some guys aren't comfortable wearing the tights, though. | ||
| Because they don't like the way they look? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They don't want everybody to see their jump? | ||
| You're talking to a guy who wears tights. | ||
| I like to let my shit out. | ||
| Hey, ladies! | ||
| Hey, everyone! | ||
| Don't act like you're not impressed. | ||
| Benson Henderson. | ||
| Love this dude. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like him at 172, man. | ||
| I'll tell you what's interesting. | ||
| A lot of people don't know this. | ||
| This is his last fight on the UFC contract. | ||
| This is his last fight? | ||
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Really? | |
| His last fight. | ||
| You know, if someone like him went over to Bellator, that would make a big noise, you know? | ||
| They got Phil Davis, which I think made some good noise, you know? | ||
| But if they can get, like, former champ... | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| Can you imagine? | ||
| What about 1FC? If, like, John Jones' contract goes up, and John Jones bails and goes over to Bellator. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| I can't imagine that, no. | ||
| What if Rhonda's dead? | ||
| Good lord. | ||
| Oh, good lord. | ||
| What if Rhonda did? | ||
| Oh, good lord. | ||
| What if that was the game plan? | ||
| Dana White's head would explode. | ||
| It would be like that movie Scanners. | ||
| He might kill a bitch. | ||
| They could make your brain explode. | ||
| They're staring at you. | ||
| Dana would be at a press conference. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| And then Conor McGregor leaves the next day. | ||
| His brain pulls back together and then explodes again. | ||
| Well, if Viacom really wanted, like, they have so much money, if they really wanted to sink in and just blow, like, a couple hundred million bucks and go, look, we'll just fucking take over this bitch. | ||
| Let's make it Spike TV MMA. How many people do you think they could do that to? | ||
| How many people would take the chance? | ||
| You'd have to give them so much money that they don't ever have to fight again. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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They don't care. | |
| You'd have to give each guy, like Benson Henderson, you'd have to give them like three million bucks. | ||
| Because it's just not the same. | ||
| Even if you have all that money, you're just never going to be the same superstar over there. | ||
| It doesn't work that way. | ||
| Everybody jumps ship. | ||
| It would have to be almost like a mass exodus. | ||
| Well, then Bellator needs to do a lot of things different. | ||
| They have to stop calling it Bellator. | ||
| For reals. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| And that shitty logo. | ||
| We gotta figure this out. | ||
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That was up in the air. | |
| Like, when it got taken over by Scott Coker, they weren't sure if they were gonna keep Bellator MMA. They should've asked Big Brown. | ||
| Me and that bitch off. | ||
| Straight advice. | ||
| It doesn't matter what you call it. | ||
| It does not, man. | ||
| It kind of does, marketing-wise. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| It does marketing-wise. | ||
| To the masses, it does. | ||
| It's like bands. | ||
| You can call your name. | ||
| Don't call this UFC anymore. | ||
| Call it Kissy Kissy Pow Pow. | ||
| Yeah, let me know how that goes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Time for the Kissy Kissy Pow Pow World Championships. | ||
| Branding's everything, my man. | ||
| Bellator's a dumb name. | ||
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Ask Reebok. | |
| Who'd even heard of a Bellator before? | ||
| Yeah, it's a great... | ||
| What about Hootie and the Blowfish? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Smashing pumpkins. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Where are they now? | ||
| Where's Hootie now? | ||
| Where's Hootie now? | ||
| Hootie's a fucking country singer because the shit didn't work out and he changed his name. | ||
| His name's Daryl now. | ||
| His name's Daryl. | ||
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For real? | |
| He likes country music. | ||
| He's a huge country star. | ||
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Really? | |
| His name's Daryl. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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He only had a one hit, right? | |
| That one album, I think, right? | ||
| Pretty much. | ||
| He's killing it country-wise. | ||
| His name was never Hootie. | ||
| They were gigantic with slightly overweight white girls. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That was where they did their best damage. | ||
| Killing it. | ||
| They had good songs, man. | ||
| Hootie and the Blowfish were good. | ||
| And I'll tell you what, man. | ||
| That guy, Darius Rucker, right? | ||
| Darius. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| He's got a great fucking voice, man. | ||
| And the country music people, they needed a guy like him. | ||
| Like, see? | ||
| We're diverse. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| You mean a black guy, Joe? | ||
| You said that. | ||
| They needed a guy like that. | ||
| I mean a pop singer. | ||
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Yeah, for sure. | |
| God, you dick. | ||
| Racist man. | ||
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He's fucking racist. | |
| He's the Jimi Hendrix of country. | ||
| Yo, look how yoked Benson looks. | ||
| He looks yoked. | ||
| He looks good, man, at 170, you know? | ||
| Not having to destroy his body anymore. | ||
| 5'9", is that short for 170? | ||
| Johnny Hendricks, I think, is 5'8". | ||
| How about Johnny changing camps? | ||
| He's leaving Team Takedown. | ||
| Yeah, what is that all about? | ||
| I don't know, because Team Takedown invested all this money in him, right? | ||
| Like, built him up. | ||
| I don't know how that works, because I heard a bunch of different versions of how that works. | ||
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It was like a 50-50 deal, I'm pretty sure. | |
| Yeah, like they gave him a salary, and then they would get 50% of his winnings. | ||
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I think he got a salary, they took care of a house to live in. | |
| When he was younger, right? | ||
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Well, who knows? | |
| At this point, you become a champion, he might have had the money to... | ||
| 50-50, fuck that noise. | ||
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He might have bought a house. | |
| This is a good fight, man. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| This is a really good fight. | ||
| Resvedal is one of my favorite fighters to watch. | ||
| He's very crafty, man. | ||
| Dude, he was one of those old school brawlers. | ||
| With Kimbo, yeah. | ||
| Backyard brawlers with Kimbo in Miami, man. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen him. | ||
| I like watching him fight, man. | ||
| He's very smart. | ||
| Phenomenal striker. | ||
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Phenomenal striker. | |
| And I think at 170, again, he's a guy who doesn't have to hurt his body to fucking make that weight. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| We're going to see that more and more. | ||
| Like Robert Whittaker when he fought Uriah Hall. | ||
| That's three in a row at 85. A lot of people were saying he's too small for 85. Three in a row at 85 looks awesome. | ||
| Yeah, really good power striking. | ||
| Masvidal is slick, dude. | ||
| Super slick, man. | ||
| And good transitions between striking and grappling, but Benson is such a good grappler. | ||
| I'm interested to see where this takes place. | ||
| You know Benson outside camp spends all his time in a gi? | ||
| Does he? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| John Crouch from that old-school Gracie lineage. | ||
| Dude, John Crouch is my first jiu-jitsu coach. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I held the door open for Ben. | ||
| He was just getting ready to fight, pursuing it, and we walked in, we trained together. | ||
| This is no light. | ||
| Next time I saw him, we were both in UFC signing posters. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Just a good dude, man. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| Set of legs on him. | ||
| Yeah, he's like keeping it in kicking distance. | ||
| Ooh, nice right hand. | ||
| Benson's keeping it in his distance, and Masvidal's trying to close it up. | ||
| Ooh, nice shot by Masvidal right to the body and the right hand. | ||
| Yeah, I'd give the striking edge to Masvidal, but it doesn't look like it so far. | ||
| Well, so far, Benson was keeping him on the outside, but that combination, that right kick to the body and right hand, that had some fucking steam on it. | ||
| Masvidal's throwing heat, man. | ||
| He's throwing hard shots. | ||
| So Ben's trying to knock his ass out too, though. | ||
| I like that switch kick too. | ||
| Masvidal's had some knee problems. | ||
| So many guys have knee problems, man. | ||
| So common. | ||
| Dude, and knees are nothing to fuck with either. | ||
| You know, a lot of times it ruins NFL guys' careers. | ||
| Cormier got his knee shot up with the stem cells. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| He says he's all good, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No surgery. | ||
| He was ready to get surgery. | ||
| He was thinking about it. | ||
| That's Dem Cells. | ||
| It's a motherfucker, dude. | ||
| And this is just the beginning of that. | ||
| Oh, fuck! | ||
| Nice counter right hand. | ||
| Great check hook, yeah. | ||
| Dude, how about... | ||
| What if they did DC, Jon Jones, and Matt Square Garden? | ||
| Good fucking Lord, that's a great fight. | ||
| Is it a great fight? | ||
| I love that fight. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, because I think that DC gets a second chance. | ||
| DC, more experienced. | ||
| Confident. | ||
| Not going to fall for the emotional rollercoaster ride that he got in with Jon. | ||
| It's probably gonna stay calm and also doesn't, you know, his knees not as fucked up, but then he's dealing with a focused John who's like not doing coke three weeks out. | ||
| And already beat him too, you know? | ||
| Already beat him. | ||
| That fight has to happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, it's happening. | ||
| It's happening for sure. | ||
| That's the next fight for DC and John. | ||
| It's guaranteed to happen. | ||
| I'm just saying at Madison Square Garden will it happen. | ||
| You think they'll give it to Jon Jones right away? | ||
| That Madison Square Garden thing, though, it's not definite yet. | ||
| No, it's definitely not definite. | ||
| I think they have to jump through a lot of hoops before April. | ||
| They're making it difficult. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Oh! | |
| He caught him with the right hand, and that was right when Masvidal was going with that right kick to the body again, too. | ||
| Madison Square Garden UFC would be fucking insane. | ||
| Insane. | ||
| You've got to stack that card like this December card. | ||
| You've got to just bring the noise. | ||
| Did they get it past him? | ||
| No. | ||
| It's crazy that it's not... | ||
| Oh, nice left of the body. | ||
| You heard him with that left hand of the body. | ||
| Masvidal's sneaky. | ||
| I always think that's how you can tell an elite striker when you see guys go to the body. | ||
| That was perfect placement, too. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| Masvidal. | ||
| Oh, axe kick. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Crazy. | ||
| He keeps landing that right kick to the body. | ||
| He'll mix it up, and his jiu-jitsu is sneaky on the ground, man. | ||
| Ooh, leg kick. | ||
| That leg's there for him. | ||
| Goddamn, he's opening up. | ||
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Yeah, that was like five in a row. | |
| Ben's hair always gets in his fucking face. | ||
| He's always touching it. | ||
| Who was he fighting? | ||
| Remember when he was fighting? | ||
| Was it Frankie when he'd pull his hair back? | ||
| Frankie would jump on it. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| He'd pounce and they were timing it after their first fight. | ||
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That was a nice leg kick. | |
| Notice how much he touches his hair. | ||
| He really should cut it off. | ||
| He needs to cornrow it. | ||
| Well, something. | ||
| It just gets so in the way. | ||
| Why is he so into it? | ||
| Stop doing what you're doing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's one more thing that he doesn't have to think about. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| That's what Rose cut her hair, right? | ||
| She had eyes in the way. | ||
| Fuck this noise. | ||
| Yeah, she cut all her hair off. | ||
| I mean, it's crazy that Paige wouldn't do it. | ||
| Rose is equally pretty. | ||
| She's beautiful. | ||
| Yeah, Rose is super. | ||
| She actually pulls the shaved head off. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He nailed him in that knee. | ||
| Going down now, son. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Maybe an ish don't think so. | ||
| Damn, takedown defense. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Super confident. | ||
| He's laughing. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Dude, Ben wins this one. | ||
| His second big win at 170. I mean, he's right up there, man. | ||
| You gotta give a guy like that. | ||
| This is five rounds, too, man. | ||
| We just watched round one, and who do you think won that round? | ||
| If you had a judge. | ||
| Masvidal. | ||
| Masvidal, right? | ||
| 10-9. | ||
| If that's a 10-9 round, how is Frankie Edgar versus Gray Maynard? | ||
| That guy should be put down. | ||
| That guy should be put down like a shitty dog. | ||
| Like a horse with three broken legs. | ||
| What happened in that fight? | ||
| Frankie Edgar got cracked in the first round where he was down multiple times, completely wobbled, looked like he was out. | ||
| Dude, that's a 10-8 round of five hours. | ||
| I'd be surprised. | ||
| If you told me 10-6, oh yeah, I'm cool with that. | ||
| 10-9, I'm like, fuck you. | ||
| He tried to tell me it was 10-9 because at the end of the round, Frankie had recovered. | ||
| I'm like, you just need to shut your mouth. | ||
| Dude, if we were in a restaurant and he told me that, I'd piss in his mouth. | ||
| I would have stood on the table and pissed right on his mouth. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| You're aggressive, bro. | ||
| You're very aggressive with your urine. | ||
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You're aggressive with your urine. | |
| Like a lion. | ||
| Round dose. | ||
| Dude, how about Ben Henderson had big fucking Joe Riggs in his corner? | ||
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Did he? | |
| Old school. | ||
| Well, Diesel's been training with them, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, he was in Riggs' corner against me. | |
| Is Riggs in the UFC? Um, he was. | ||
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Is he still in the UFC? His last fight was Cote? | |
| No, he lost to Cote, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Was that the last fight? | ||
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I think so. | |
| He'd won one before that, right? | ||
| Who did he fight? | ||
| Ron Stallings? | ||
| Ben, you know Patrick Ote's first team all cutie. | ||
| I mean, people dig that dude. | ||
| You know this. | ||
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Yes, Quebec. | |
| You're not worried about that. | ||
| Masvidal's landing that right kick to the body a lot. | ||
| That's a good kick for him, man. | ||
| Dude, his striking is, I mean, top-notch, man. | ||
| It looks very crisp. | ||
| I'm not mad at his fate either on this here. | ||
| I'm also not mad at his takedown defense. | ||
| That was really impressive. | ||
| Ridiculous, yeah. | ||
| That was impressive. | ||
| Ben can get you down. | ||
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He's like roommates with Colby Covington. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Covington, and fuck, dude. | |
| You have that guy as your favorite training partner, and you're going to get good at wrestling, man. | ||
| Well, they have monsters at ATT, right? | ||
| Wrestlers? | ||
| I mean, it's just full of them. | ||
| That's a great gem, man. | ||
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He brought his game up. | |
| Phenomenal gem. | ||
| Ooh, the kick to the bottom. | ||
| Have you seen the new one? | ||
| Dan Lambert just opened up a new giant ATT. Have you been there, Dan? | ||
| In Coconut Creek? | ||
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Haven't been to the new one. | |
| I saw the buildup. | ||
| Is he hurt? | ||
| Dude, he's hurt. | ||
| Leg? | ||
| Is someone bleeding? | ||
| Something happened. | ||
| Is that from old? | ||
| Is that Akiyama's butt? | ||
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Damn. | |
| Oh, his Darces are nasty, bro. | ||
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No. | |
| Masvidal's Darces are fucking nasty. | ||
| Mary got Chiza with a Darce. | ||
| We were talking, we missed the... | ||
| I know. | ||
| He got Chiza with a Darce. | ||
| Chiesa. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, my goodness. | ||
| Man, they're throwing down. | ||
| Damn, Masvidal. | ||
| I love his movement, man. | ||
| His head movement. | ||
| He's always moving. | ||
| He's sharp, dude. | ||
| Very sharp. | ||
| Very sharp. | ||
| I never root against Bendo, though. | ||
| I wonder if there's any benefit of having all that hair. | ||
| For sure not. | ||
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I was thinking the comfort effect that you guys were saying, oh, he needs to shave it. | |
| But if you're in the fight and he keeps a toothpick, and if you get used to just moving your hair back, maybe that's kind of like your reset in your head. | ||
| You're just like, okay, I'm just chilling out, getting my breath back, and then you're coming with the combos. | ||
| Who knows, man? | ||
| On a psychological level, it could be there. | ||
| True. | ||
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If he's so used to it. | |
| It could be like a comfort zone thing. | ||
| Guys are timing it. | ||
| Like, Frank Jaeger timed it. | ||
| When he would touch his hair, Frankie would fucking come at him, man. | ||
| The toothpick thing is so insane. | ||
| The fact that he's fought world championship fights with a toothpick stuck inside of his mouth. | ||
| That is weird. | ||
| It's just like a comfort thing. | ||
| Some people use their breathing as a comfort thing to relax their breathing and be like, alright, I'm good, I'm safe. | ||
| I go back to my breathing. | ||
| He does a toothpick. | ||
| Some people think that chewing... | ||
| I had an old Japanese surfer, stoner, student named Yoshi, and he used to roll and do jiu-jitsu and chew gum. | ||
| He said that when you're chewing, it keeps you sharper. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of people believe that. | ||
| A lot of people play pool, they chew gum. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, another thing I've heard is that when you chew gum before something, it's good because your body relaxes, because it says, well, we can't be in danger, this motherfucker wouldn't be eaten. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That might be some bro science. | ||
| Bro science to the fullest. | ||
| Bro science to the fullest. | ||
| Or maybe... | ||
| To the fullest. | ||
| Here's some more bro science. | ||
| This Yoshi guy's full of shit. | ||
| How about you're sharper because your body's going, this motherfucker's eating, he's vulnerable. | ||
| You better keep those senses on point because right now I can get attacked by some Wolverine or something. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| For sure bro science, but it makes sense. | ||
| That's even bro-ier. | ||
| You took bro science to a new place. | ||
| Come on now. | ||
| I'm gonna go with that. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| This is a good fight, man. | ||
| Ooh, nice jab. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| I'd love to see what kind of contract Bellator offers Ben after this. | ||
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Do you think they're gonna offer him one? | |
| 110%. | ||
| What if he loses though? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Guillotine, guillotine, guillotine. | ||
| Oh, no, anymore. | ||
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Interesting. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I wonder why he abandoned that. | ||
| But he's going back to it. | ||
| Maybe he likes it on the right side better. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Maybe he likes it on the right side better. | ||
| No, he lost it. | ||
| Ben's jiu-jitsu transitions are nasty. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| That was a bad idea. | ||
| I hate this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I hate this. | ||
| He's lifting him up. | ||
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That is sick. | |
| That's nice. | ||
| He's lifting him up and knee him in the face. | ||
| Talk about a veteran. | ||
| Talk about a veteran fucking move. | ||
| That's a great move. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| That's a good move because that position's terrible. | ||
| Touching the ground. | ||
| You can't do much, man. | ||
| People touch the ground. | ||
| You can't knee him in the head if you don't know what we're talking about. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He fucked his face up, man. | ||
| Damn, son! | ||
| Masvidal's face is a mess now from those knees. | ||
| That was some slick shit. | ||
| That was pretty slick. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| That was dope. | ||
| I just think that relying on that is crazy. | ||
| It is crazy. | ||
| And that gray area where it's the transition of touching, you hit a guy in the face and they stop it. | ||
| Stupid. | ||
| Stupid. | ||
| I like what Herb Dean does. | ||
| Herb Dean, someone is doing that and they get nailed. | ||
| He goes, you're playing the game. | ||
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Yeah, don't play the game. | |
| Herb's the best man. | ||
| Look at this combo, man. | ||
| Goddamn, what a fucking round. | ||
| Yeah, great main event. | ||
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Dude. | |
| Dude, why am I the only one pissing? | ||
| Is no one drinking as much coffee as me? | ||
| Son, I'm conditioned for this shit. | ||
| For real, my body's gotten so used to it. | ||
| I go three rounds, I'll be drinking coffee, three hours. | ||
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And nothing. | |
| Do you just gorilla piss it when you get out of here? | ||
| Yeah, it's ridiculous. | ||
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I'm like, where's all that piss coming from? | |
| Like a raging river after a storm. | ||
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Ahhhh! | |
| How come they don't have the round up there? | ||
| Oh, they do. | ||
| Look at how they do that. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| The dashes on the bottom. | ||
| That's terrible, and they're white, and it blends in with the ring. | ||
| Yeah, that's a little odd, isn't it? | ||
| How about the number three, you fucks? | ||
| How about round three? | ||
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How about the sponsors in Korea? | |
| How about the main sponsor is that massage chair? | ||
| In the middle. | ||
| Okay is one of the other ones. | ||
| Whatever okay is. | ||
| See? | ||
| Out there, that's the shit. | ||
| It's like water. | ||
| Sakuraba water shirt. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| This is an interesting fight, right? | ||
| Yeah, really good fight, man. | ||
| Back and forth. | ||
| Hard to judge. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I like a fight like this being five rounds, too. | ||
| Fuck yes, because it's going to get more clear as these rounds go on. | ||
| The judges are from where? | ||
| Did they fly them in, or are we talking about some Korean judges? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| Since Sexyama lost, I've got to assume they're not Korean, because Korea is notoriously bad for... | ||
| Or known for bad decisions. | ||
| Because of the Roy Jones Jr. fight. | ||
| Remember when Roy Jones Jr. fought in Seoul, South Korea, in the finals of the Olympics, lit that dude up like a fucking Christmas tree in Times Square, and they gave it to the Korean. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| And then the Olympic Committee, they got in trouble, and there was all this, like, allegations of bribery. | ||
| Oh, it was so obviously dirty. | ||
| It was so obviously dirty. | ||
| You go and watch that fight, Roy Jones Jr. and Roy Jones Jr. that dude, man. | ||
| And he still lost the decision. | ||
| It was awful. | ||
| It was awful. | ||
| I've seen it in Taekwondo tournaments, too. | ||
| Heavy favoritism. | ||
| At least they used to have it. | ||
| In boxing, it's the worst. | ||
| In boxing, you never know what the fuck it is. | ||
| In the Bradley Pacquiao fight, we just saw it. | ||
| Tonight is Vladimir Klitschko and Tyson Fury. | ||
| That's a fucking fight. | ||
| I'm more excited for that than anything. | ||
| I'm so excited for that. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Fury's undefeated, and not to mention, this is the first fighter that Klitschko's face that's bigger than him. | ||
| Yeah, taller than him. | ||
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See those elbows? | |
| 6'8", son. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Knocking dudes out. | ||
| Yeah, and has a really high work rate. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Dude, so I think Klitschko's gonna beat Fury. | ||
| The fucking fight is this monster, this dying piece of a man in England named Joshua. | ||
| He won gold in the Olympics. | ||
| You gotta see this dude. | ||
| Who is he? | ||
| I think he's 6'7", light on his feet, athletic, knocking dudes out, undefeated. | ||
| I'm telling you, this is the next motherfucker. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Joshua what? | ||
| Dude, bring him up. | ||
| Joshua. | ||
| I forget his first name. | ||
| He's a heavyweight from England. | ||
| Oh, his last name? | ||
| What is it, Jamie? | ||
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His last name's Joshua. | |
| Anthony Joshua. | ||
| Anthony Joshua? | ||
| And where's he from? | ||
| England? | ||
| Wait till you see this dude. | ||
| He has charisma. | ||
| He's marketable. | ||
| He's knocking dudes out. | ||
| He's athletic as fuck. | ||
| Brendan Shaw moving into sports management. | ||
| Dude, tell you what. | ||
| Wait till you see this dude, though. | ||
| Pull him up, Jamie. | ||
| I want to see... | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| That's a real dude? | ||
| That's a real dude. | ||
| One gold. | ||
| That's super heavyweight. | ||
| Jamie, pull up a video of him boxing. | ||
| Let's show a video of him boxing. | ||
| He's athletic, man. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Anthony Joshua. | ||
| Anthony Joshua. | ||
| How many fights does he have so far? | ||
| Wins a super heavyweight boxing. | ||
| Let's not... | ||
| Oh shit, look at him in the Olympics. | ||
| Give us a highlight reel, son. | ||
| Let's get this hype train started. | ||
| Look at those guns, though. | ||
| It's a serious jab. | ||
| Ooh, good fundamentals. | ||
| See if you can find, like, a professional ball. | ||
| There you go, highlights, son. | ||
| Oh, well, Masvidalga kicked in the balls. | ||
| Perfect timing. | ||
| This is a ball-kicking festival. | ||
| That looks like Olympic boxing, bro. | ||
| See if you can find one that's a professional fight. | ||
| He's doing MMA now? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| He's boxing. | ||
| I think he's the next guy to compete with. | ||
| Oh, here it is. | ||
| Okay, here's him boxing. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| For how big he is, man? | ||
| Look at all those people going crazy. | ||
| That crowd is crunk as fuck. | ||
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That's such a great statement. | |
| That crowd is crunk as fuck. | ||
| Dude, look at that dude's body! | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Wow, that's what they've been waiting for, right? | ||
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Yes! | |
| Oh my god, look at him. | ||
| Works out like a pro athlete too. | ||
| For sure don't show him on the quad machine. | ||
| Boy, highlight reel? | ||
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Nah. | |
| So who's winning this fight? | ||
| We didn't even pay attention to the last round. | ||
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I think it's 1-1 in this round, I'm not sure. | |
| So right now you believe 1-1? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Though he did drop him in the first round, I would imagine he finished strong, Masvidal, in the first round, so they would give it to him. | ||
| So maybe one, two rounds to Masvidal then. | ||
| That's what I'd say. | ||
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Well, the second round was Henderson, wasn't it? | |
| Yes, that's why it'd be 2-1. | ||
| So I'd give probably the first round a Masvidal, third round a... | ||
| Even though he got knocked down? | ||
| He didn't finish that strong. | ||
| I mean, he beat him. | ||
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Right, that's why I don't know, but it would be 9-9 realistically if you're going with that. | |
| We shouldn't score when we're not even paying any attention. | ||
| No, this is bro scoring. | ||
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This is the first round. | |
| This is bro scoring. | ||
| Bro scoring. | ||
| Yeah, this is bro scoring at its finest. | ||
| I haven't watched five minutes of this fight in its entirety once. | ||
| I've seen about a minute 20 of this. | ||
| I do like the way Masvidal moves, man. | ||
| Ooh, that kick to the body. | ||
| His control and distance are really good, too. | ||
| Knowing when to hit that switch kick, when to throw the body. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It's a festival. | ||
| It's a dick kicking festival. | ||
| Ooh, that looks bad. | ||
| Good time for a piss break, though. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Benson's still sitting on the bottom. | ||
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I was going to say that was pretty interesting. | |
| They gave him a stool to sit in while they waited for his balls. | ||
| Well, I think it's the end of the fight. | ||
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Oh, the round? | |
| But look at this. | ||
| Oh, that was totally accidental. | ||
| They clashed knees and it went right into the jig. | ||
| Oh, time in. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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What? | |
| That was it. | ||
| Yeah, time in, but it was one second. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So then they bring the corners in. | ||
| So it was at the end of the fight, or end of the round. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| It's interesting that more people don't wear those compression shorts like diamond MMA cups. | ||
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Which is amazing. | |
| They're amazing. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| But it's very rare. | ||
| Like fighters, a lot of them don't even know about them. | ||
| A lot of guys like the Thai steel cup. | ||
| Do you like the Thai steel cup? | ||
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Uh, no. | |
| No? | ||
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It was also 50-50. | |
| Another thing you always gotta worry about when you're dealing with those is if by any way it does pinch or nick it, you're still getting, now you're getting that smashed by the cup itself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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But the diamond cup was good, man. | |
| Like an edge of your balls? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, dude, it can, the edge of your balls can get caught with a cup on a kick. | ||
| That's so awful. | ||
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Yes. | |
| So awful. | ||
| So what kind of cup prevents that? | ||
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No, the diamond cup, honestly, he hooked me up when I went to Chicago. | |
| He gave me one, and that was the first time I ever used it. | ||
| Do your balls ever get pinched? | ||
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No, I love it. | |
| I love it. | ||
| It feels phenomenal. | ||
| DiamondcupMMA.com. | ||
| So what do they do differently that prevents the balls being pinched? | ||
| They have a crazy setup with the compression shorts and all these straps and everything. | ||
| And then the cup itself is like soft on the outside on the edges where it like connects to your leg, but then hard everywhere else. | ||
| That's like regular cups. | ||
| It's a real good design. | ||
| That's like the cup I had in a junior All-American football. | ||
| I think it's different. | ||
| You ever use one of those diamond ones? | ||
| Never. | ||
| I got one for you. | ||
| I never use cups. | ||
| Do you want one? | ||
| Oh, you don't want your workout? | ||
| I don't want cups. | ||
| I don't either, son. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I like my balls hanging. | ||
| Dick swingers. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| You goddamn dick swingers. | ||
| I like to rough my shit up like a cow's tail. | ||
| I'm telling you, man, these diamond ones, you won't even notice it, and it will protect your dick. | ||
| My knees are always protected. | ||
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When you're drilling arm bars? | |
| Your dick. | ||
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Hey. | |
| You'll enjoy. | ||
| Well, the other thing about the Thai cups were that people would use them for leverage. | ||
| Like, they would say that it's like a leverage point for an armbar or something like that. | ||
| It's like you have a rock there. | ||
| You could break a stick over, you know? | ||
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Or back mount with a body triangle. | |
| It's just like hitting the spine. | ||
| Or mount. | ||
| Like, sometimes people mount you and they'll grapevine or they'll get that dick right in your sternum. | ||
| I call it the dick grinder. | ||
| If they could press the hard steel cup right into your solar plexus, that sucks, dude. | ||
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He keeps doing that from a single. | |
| I know. | ||
| It's worse than what, Eddie? | ||
| Forget that. | ||
| Eddie, you need to get on one of these nitro things. | ||
| It will wake your ass right up. | ||
| Yeah, you're fucking around with that. | ||
| I'm telling you, I took one. | ||
| I am wide fuck awake. | ||
| But I already drank a cup of coffee. | ||
| And? | ||
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I was like, how does that compare to that? | |
| Dude, I did a podcast with Tate. | ||
| They're both fresh as fuck. | ||
| I did a podcast with Tate two weeks ago. | ||
| I am not exaggerating. | ||
| I think he drank four of these during the podcast. | ||
| He was so, and he had coffee, regular coffee too. | ||
| Was he just talking? | ||
| He just wouldn't shut the fuck up. | ||
| He couldn't. | ||
| He was like he's on coke. | ||
| He can't even blame a guy. | ||
| His fucking crazy beard. | ||
| He's an animal. | ||
| He's all excited about everything. | ||
| Super enthusiastic. | ||
| He's just super enthusiastic about everything. | ||
| He's just on crank. | ||
| He's on natural coffee beans. | ||
| Super excited about everything? | ||
| Fuck yeah, man! | ||
| Those pickles! | ||
| I love Dave. | ||
| He's the best, man. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's such a fun guy. | ||
| He's such a, like, vibrant guy. | ||
| Like, so happy and fucking... | ||
| And he'll get deep. | ||
| He will get deep. | ||
| We got a slice of pizza the other day, and this fool fucking sat me down and got deep. | ||
| I was like, damn, man. | ||
| I'm just trying to eat my pizza. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Benson with the takedown. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
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Lost it. | |
| Went for the back. | ||
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Lost it. | |
| Masvidal on top. | ||
| Looking for that Darce again. | ||
| He's nasty with it, man. | ||
| He likes that front choke, too, man. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Hand fight, Ben. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Back to defeat. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Oh, right hand. | ||
| Great elbows. | ||
| He's a little more polished, right? | ||
| With his combinations. | ||
| Especially more fluidity to Masvidal's punching. | ||
| Dude, Ben's hair is out of control now. | ||
| Take down, son! | ||
| That was perfect timing. | ||
| Nice timing. | ||
| Masvidal right back up to his feet. | ||
| That's all greasy. | ||
| Dude, Masvidal is nasty. | ||
| He's a motherfucker. | ||
| Nasty! | ||
| Dude, you know what I wouldn't mind seeing? | ||
| Although Ben did beat him, but Masvidal versus Brandon Thatch. | ||
| Got yourself a motherfucking fight, son! | ||
| How is Thatch doing with the weight cutting now that he can't use an IV anymore? | ||
| Does that have an effect on him at all? | ||
| Yeah, he's a big-ass Wonserian, and he's also not that disciplined, so we'll see. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Hopefully he's doing, yeah. | ||
| Benson looking for the Kimura. | ||
| Here just in his face That drive me fucking nuts Well, he's gonna have no room now I lost him Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this shit Mission a cornhole, that's what we saw in the video He's just gonna pass. | ||
| He's just gonna push leg down and pass. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Not if Benson's good at this, he's not. | ||
| Benson can keep that left leg in play. | ||
| It's all about the left leg. | ||
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That's what I'm saying. | |
| He's going to pass. | ||
| He's passing over it now. | ||
| He had to let go. | ||
| It was all in that left leg, huh? | ||
| Yeah, but he got lazy with it. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| He forgot about it. | ||
| And never got hit once, though. | ||
| He's also fatigued. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| Yeah, he did control his posture the entire time. | ||
| That's where it's at. | ||
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Oh, oh. | |
| This would be a good time to plug EBI. Oh, shit. | ||
| Sunday, December 13th, EBI 5. I just released the Countdown Show. | ||
| Just go to YouTube, EBI 5 Countdown Show. | ||
| It's dope, too. | ||
| Did you watch it? | ||
| Yeah, when you sent me the link, I watched it. | ||
| Oh, cool, cool, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Good, googly movie. | ||
| Have you watched it, Joe? | ||
| Yeah, it's awesome. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| Yeah, man, I'm pumped. | ||
| It's a half hour. | ||
| The whole Javi story, how... | ||
| I know. | ||
| How he took it in the last minute. | ||
| Yeah, and now he's at 55. Different story. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Different story. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Eddie Cummings is the 145 champion. | ||
| Now he's going up to 55, but no one gives a shit because he actually did 170 and tapped out Enrico Coco and he tapped out one of my guys. | ||
| How can he move so well up and down and weight like that? | ||
| He's so good with heel hooks, man, that he could do major damage at 170, 155, 145. It must be hard for him to make 145, though. | ||
| He doesn't look like a 145-pound guy. | ||
| Cummings probably walks around at 165. That's what it seems like. | ||
| Dude, he did Same Day Way and 145 EBI 4. That's impressive. | ||
| And that's on YouTube, too. | ||
| All 1, 2, 3, and 4, all free on YouTube. | ||
| EBI 5 is going to be on pay-per-view at budovideos.com slash EBI 5. Powerful, EBI, greatest, without a doubt, the greatest format ever for grappling competition. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Not even comparable. | ||
| You nailed it. | ||
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It's amazing. | |
| You got it down. | ||
| It's so perfect because it's very exciting up until the final part because everybody's worried about the final part, but you solved the stalemate part and put them in bad positions and have them alternate between having the back mount with an over-under and having spiderweb. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| It's the best. | ||
| They actually get a choice. | ||
| It's so exciting. | ||
| We get the choice. | ||
| Dude, I might have a heart attack if I drink another one, but I'm going to do it. | ||
| You're going to be fine. | ||
| And then we got Denny coming back to defend his title. | ||
| Denny Prokopos. | ||
| And then Nathan Orchard at 155. That's a different animal because it's hard for him to make 55. He's going to be the tallest, longest man with his dead orchards and his leg locks. | ||
| Even more effective. | ||
| Hany Ya Ya's in there? | ||
| Yeah, Hany Ya Ya. | ||
| ADCC gold medalist, Hany Ya Ya's coming in. | ||
| Hany Ya Ya's going to be serious. | ||
| I want to get a fucking shirt from him because he's got Team Constrictor. | ||
| I always thought that was the dopest shit. | ||
| I always wanted to ask him when they were going into the Octagon. | ||
| But he was fought on the undercard, so I never got a chance to get back there. | ||
| Dude, I wish he was one of them Team Constrictor shirts. | ||
| I wish he was Team Honey Constrictor. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| That's your new shirt, Team Honey Dick. | ||
| Team Honey Dick. | ||
| Who says Honey Dick more than you? | ||
| You'd need a Team Honey Dick shirt, man. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Dude, I get so many tweets during UFC. Oh, this is UFC Honey Dick. | ||
| That's all I get. | ||
| I'm like, no, I didn't say that, man. | ||
| Hashtag Honey Dick. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| This is the last round. | ||
| The final round. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Masvidal's got some serious grappling. | ||
| Serious grappling. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The Darren Crookshank fight. | ||
| As soon as he started grappling with Crookshank, just shut all that down. | ||
| Shut him down. | ||
| Crookshank, he's fighting soon, right? | ||
| The Detroit superstar? | ||
| I heard he did some porn for pay. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| You might have to look that up, Jamie. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| I'm almost part of the male. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Oh, he's trapped. | ||
| He's caught with that hair. | ||
| Oh, he's caught. | ||
| Quick going for the goddamn takedown. | ||
| He keeps spinning. | ||
| He's caught. | ||
| He's caught. | ||
| He spins out. | ||
| He's outside. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| He got it. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Very good defense. | ||
| Wow, man. | ||
| That is not good. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| He's going back to it. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He keeps going to it. | ||
| Ben's confident. | ||
| Okay, so that's a really close situation, right? | ||
| That has to score for something. | ||
| That has to be significant. | ||
| That has to score like a knockdown. | ||
| To me, grappling, he's in serious danger. | ||
| Right, that's like a knockdown. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I mean, just because he doesn't get stunned and he doesn't get brain damage from that, that shouldn't factor in. | ||
| That's as close as ending the fight is getting knocked down. | ||
| Maybe it wasn't that close. | ||
| But it's a little different. | ||
|
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Like if you do an arm bar and they get out of the arm bar, but they did hyperextend or break it or pop it, then you're still damaged and fucked. | |
| If you get out of it, that's different. | ||
| If you choke, you're still good after... | ||
| If you got his back, if you took him down past his guard, dominated grappling, and then almost choked him, yes, 10-8. | ||
| But from this kind of position, and then he throws a guillotine, but then they're still grappling against the fence. | ||
| Dude, Bam was in trouble, man. | ||
| Ben was in trouble. | ||
| He's not going to go through all that if it's not tight. | ||
|
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But he kept going. | |
| It's got to count for something. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Big kick to the body. | ||
| Get taken down, son. | ||
| Holy shit, his takedown defense. | ||
| Goddamn, his takedown defense is on point. | ||
| My word. | ||
|
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Yeah, he's wrestling. | |
| Fuck, man. | ||
| Really good. | ||
| Hey, Ben's first team all ass, too. | ||
| He has some cheeks on him. | ||
| He has some thick-ass thighs. | ||
| He's like an NFL running back. | ||
|
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Dude, he had some of the best ground and pound where he would stand in the guard and just drop bombs and stay almost in a... | |
| Horse stance. | ||
|
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Horse stance. | |
| I remember WEC all the time. | ||
| Boston though, lost the position. | ||
| Dude, how can you score this fucking fight? | ||
| Oh, he should have kept that. | ||
| He's getting tired. | ||
| Dang, he's getting tired and Ben's thriving. | ||
| They're so slippery. | ||
|
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Look at all that grease. | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| Look at all that grease. | ||
| Ben's grappling the fuck out of them right now. | ||
| Are you talking? | ||
| What? | ||
|
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Google that Crux Shake stuff at your own risk. | |
| Why? | ||
| I'm right, right? | ||
|
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I think so. | |
| It's an unconfirmed rumor in 2008. They don't call them Detroit Superstar for nothing. | ||
| There's some shit, that's what I heard. | ||
| Is it the regular kind? | ||
| It said something about Solo and some other name. | ||
| Solo, like jacking? | ||
| Solo jacking? | ||
| Nah, there's nothing wrong with that. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| In the future, there's gonna be Photoshop so realistic and CGI so realistic on everybody's computer. | ||
| We're all doing gay porn. | ||
| Whether you like it or not, there's gonna be videos you getting stuffed. | ||
|
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Well, there's been memes that made me just sucking dick left and right. | |
| Right, but that's just pictures. | ||
| They're gonna be able to do that shit with video in no time. | ||
| You know, like any video you watch today, highly suspect. | ||
| Oh, I agree. | ||
| Of a news event, a monster attack, Bigfoot in the woods. | ||
| They can make anything happen now. | ||
| Don't get it started. | ||
| They can make anything happen now. | ||
| And in the future, like... | ||
| You're gonna be able to watch every celebrity you've ever wanted to watch. | ||
|
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Fuck, fuck. | |
| I'm looking forward to that. | ||
| Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence. | ||
| Dude, I'm fucking in. | ||
| Marilyn Monroe. | ||
|
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I'm sold. | |
| I'm sold. | ||
| Tracy Lourdes and all of them together in a room. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
| Going after it. | ||
| Chris Farley gonna blow that? | ||
|
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Yeah, he's getting in there. | |
| I'm fucking in. | ||
| David Spade sucking Chris Farley's dick. | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| All that's gonna happen. | ||
| All that's real. | ||
| All that's real. | ||
| That's it. | ||
|
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Then you can get the holograms, right? | |
| Where it's like a 3D right in front of you. | ||
| You gotta watch it right in front of you. | ||
| And it'll be like, it'll be so good. | ||
| The holograms will be so good, you won't be able to see through them. | ||
| They'll look like real three-dimensional objects in front of you. | ||
| I can't wait for this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're just gonna be shooting loads, and the loads will go through them. | ||
| They'll disappear. | ||
| You better set your shit up, though. | ||
| No, the loads are gonna be there. | ||
| You just have shit set up. | ||
| Your own loads. | ||
| Your own loads. | ||
| Digital loads? | ||
| Like, if you were jerking off... | ||
|
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It's like a litter box. | |
| A cat litter box. | ||
| You just jerk into it. | ||
| It's going to be crazy. | ||
| What we're going to see in the next 20 years as far as the ability to artificially manipulate images and make things like that magic leap. | ||
| You ever seen that magic leap technology they're working on? | ||
| They don't know how they're doing it because they haven't revealed it yet. | ||
| But they show, like, this elephant dancing in this person's hand. | ||
| They show this little girl, like, sitting on a bed, and a four-inch ballerina is dancing in front of her on the bed, and it looks real. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Yeah, it's insane. | ||
|
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Is she holding something? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know how it works. | ||
|
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Is it projector? | |
| See, the thing is, in the images that they show, they haven't fully revealed it yet, but in the images they show people doing it, the people don't have any goggles on. | ||
| There's, like, it's not, like, there's some technology they have where you see it through, like, ski goggles. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is like under a DEX, shot directly through Magic Leap technology. | ||
| So they have these holograms that they can project in the air like that. | ||
| Like, look at that. | ||
|
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I want that one. | |
| That's some Avatar shit right there. | ||
| I know, like you're sitting there eating, and above you is the solar system spinning around. | ||
| The ones that they showed, they had one of them where it was a whale on the beach. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| Did you see in Robin Williams' will, he has a contract where they can't use any of his name or likeness for future holograms or any technology like this? | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| How smart is that? | ||
| He's like, I don't want to be recreated when technology can do that kind of stuff. | ||
| He doesn't want to be like Tupac at Coachella. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't want any of that. | ||
| Pretty smart to think of that shit. | ||
| They should have like a real-time system. | ||
| Pretty smart. | ||
| Where the Earth is in relation to the other planets, like real-time. | ||
| Pretty smart that they pretend that you're looking at the planets, because they put it right over that girl's titties. | ||
| I didn't see the planets. | ||
| I'm looking at the solar system, meanwhile. | ||
|
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Is there some kind of ferocious mounds? | |
| Ferocious tits. | ||
| Oh, so lovely. | ||
| Is there some, like, TED-type show with the latest technology and jerking off? | ||
| Wouldn't you want to watch other things? | ||
|
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Nah, that didn't make TED. Who's winning? | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| It could have gone either way. | ||
| I can't, yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I didn't watch it close enough, but Split Decision sounds right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, there's his wife and new baby. | ||
| Man, their cardio. | ||
| He doesn't get tired at all. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| They went right to... | ||
| Why'd they go right to Masvidal? | ||
| Why would they do that? | ||
| Unless it's a terrible... | ||
| Hold on. | ||
|
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I'm not happy, I mean. | |
| I just want to give thanks to God, win or lose. | ||
| I got to compete in the biggest stage in the world. | ||
| I wish I had a little more time to beat five rounds, but it's the nature of the beast, you know, next time. | ||
| If there was something that could have changed here now that he fought. | ||
| He seems like he's accepting a defeat. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| It's weird they went right to him though. | ||
| Never seen it before. | ||
| First time ever. | ||
| Someone fucked up. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You can't go to him first. | ||
| Talk to the winner. | ||
| It does seem weird. | ||
|
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Maybe they want to get... | |
| Unless Kenny Florin, and we didn't listen to the commentary, unless he was saying in the commentary that he thought that Masvidal won. | ||
|
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It still makes sense. | |
| What do you think was the difference here in this fight against Ma Zin-Dang? | ||
|
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- - Damn, he's straight up. | |
| Damn, they're talking to Benson in Korean like he doesn't understand English. | ||
| Ben's mom's Korean. | ||
| I know. | ||
|
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Can I get an amen? | |
| Can I get an amen, amen? | ||
|
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I'm thankful that I got my hand raised. | |
| We all know Do his arms look tremendous? | ||
| Huge. | ||
| 170 looks great. | ||
|
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How's the interpreter going to actually interpret this? | |
| Let's keep this bus rolling. | ||
| Uh, bus. | ||
|
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Whoa. | |
| Bus and roll. | ||
|
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Amen, amen, amen. | |
| All bounce. | ||
|
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You know, for me, this was your best performance, especially in regards to your striking, man. | |
| This was the sharpest I've ever seen you... | ||
| Ooh, I disagree. | ||
| Well, we weren't really paying attention that much. | ||
| Kenny was on the shtick, fondling his luscious beard. | ||
|
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hmm let me pontificate a bad buck son of a gun Is that what he said? | |
| He was trying so hard not to cuss there. | ||
|
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I think he said butt, right? | |
| Because he was trying not to say ass. | ||
| Son of a gun. | ||
| A bad butt son of a gun. | ||
| Bad bottom son of a gun. | ||
| A bad booty bandit? | ||
| Bad booty bandit. | ||
| People might boo him. | ||
| Big dick bandits. | ||
| I get this texted to me or tweeted to me more often than not when I connect myself to you guys in some way. | ||
| Big dick bandits. | ||
| Big dick bandits. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
|
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It's just a song that we sing on the show. | |
| Sing it for me. | ||
| How's it go? | ||
|
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It goes, big dick bandits, big dick bandits. | |
| Why bandits? | ||
| Are you robbing banks with your dick? | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| Robbing dudes' bitches. | ||
|
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That's it. | |
| Dude, at these live shows, they asked us to sing it. | ||
| Me and Brian are starting this chant of Big Dick Bandits. | ||
| Those live shows must be so silly. | ||
| So fun. | ||
| So fun. | ||
| You're doing a lot of them. | ||
| Didn't you do one Wednesday night? | ||
| Like the night before Thanksgiving? | ||
| Yeah, Wednesday night. | ||
| They're all sold out, man. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Then the West Coast Tour. | ||
| They're all selling great. | ||
| Like I was talking before, I'm just worried about the Seattle and Portland because they're huge theaters for us. | ||
| You know, 800, 900 seats. | ||
| That's big. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| What about Denver? | ||
| Have you done Denver? | ||
| No, we're doing a Midwest run and an East Coast run later in 2016. What are you going to do? | ||
| East Coast? | ||
| East Coast, we're going New York, Boston. | ||
| I mean, all over. | ||
| What are you guys doing for Boston? | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| We should do the Wilbur. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, fucking get crazy. | ||
| Go 1,200 seats. | ||
| For sure, come with us. | ||
| See what the fuck happens. | ||
| For sure, come with us. | ||
| I'm already there. | ||
| I'm already there. | ||
| April's 1st and 2nd. | ||
|
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I'm there. | |
| I'm already there. | ||
| I'm already booked. | ||
| I just sold tickets. | ||
| I'm doing shit way in advance now. | ||
| With the UFC, the problem is UFC doesn't announce their schedule as far in advance as you usually do book theaters and stuff like that. | ||
| So a lot of times, I'll come into a place, they'll announce it a couple months out, and I'll go, let me see if I can find a place where I can work. | ||
| It's too late. | ||
| If I'm lucky, I can get the comedy club on a Friday night, but a lot of times I can't even do that. | ||
| I have to take a late show. | ||
| You need theater, son! | ||
| Fuck this noise. | ||
| I like comedy clubs, though. | ||
| I bet. | ||
| I'm just saying, especially if UFC's in town, everyone wants to see your shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is what I want to see. | ||
| This fucking fight. | ||
| Me too, man. | ||
| Goddamn, I hope this actually happens. | ||
| Dude, it's happening. | ||
| God, it's gotta happen. | ||
| I just jinxed us. | ||
| Aldo and motherfucking McGregor. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| We gotta have the fight before McGregor puts more tattoos on, too. | ||
| That tiger one. | ||
| Alright, man. | ||
| Someone's gotta tell him. | ||
| Slow down. | ||
| Just take it easy. | ||
| Why would you cover your abs up, bro? | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| He has nice abs. | ||
| But why would you do it? | ||
| The tattoo's so good it looks 3D. It doesn't look like a tattoo. | ||
| Tiger in my belly. | ||
| It's too much. | ||
|
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It's too much. | |
| Why a tiger on the stomach? | ||
| He just loves tigers. | ||
| He just loves tigers. | ||
| He's really into it. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Maybe it's like some spirit animal thing. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Boom, boom, boom, boom. | ||
| How come they're not showing the short-haired rose pick? | ||
| They didn't update their pick. | ||
| They don't want to. | ||
|
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And the trimmed-haired Van Zandt? | |
| It is trimmed there. | ||
| It's perfect. | ||
| That's exactly how much she cut off. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| I'm not mad at it. | ||
| Good for her. | ||
| You go, girl. | ||
| She would look hot with a shaved head. | ||
| Please. | ||
| That girl would look hot with a crew cut. | ||
| She's hot as fuck. | ||
| They're both hot as fuck. | ||
| She can have one leg and I'm on board, yeah. | ||
| I dated a girl who was completely shaved and bald when I first moved out to California. | ||
| Really? | ||
| By choice? | ||
| Yeah, she was hot. | ||
| She would wear weird wigs and shit. | ||
| That's kind of cool. | ||
| She was hot. | ||
| She must have been on heroin or something. | ||
| She was just crazy. | ||
| She was from Norway. | ||
| Oh, she was a wild cat. | ||
| Oh, Jesus, Louisa. | ||
| You don't shave your head just for the fucks of it. | ||
| That's like some cleansing heroin recovery shit. | ||
| She was smart as fuck, too. | ||
| Very interesting person. | ||
|
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I bet she was a freak in the sheets. | |
| Listen, I'm not a kiss-and-tell type of guy. | ||
| But what was weird was doggy style. | ||
| The back of the head, like, shaved. | ||
| It was like, it was odd. | ||
| Like, at least when we were looking at each other, I could see, like, you're pretty. | ||
| You're a girl. | ||
| Even though you don't have any hair. | ||
| Dude, I've been there. | ||
| I've been with muscular chicks, and my dick goes, doggy style, and my dick goes. | ||
| Not only that, I was in my 20s. | ||
| I was too young to handle weirdness. | ||
| I agree, man. | ||
| You know, I was 26. You can't handle weirdness at 26. Hell no. | ||
| That'll fuck your whole game up, man. | ||
| You're just too weak. | ||
| The whole vibe. | ||
| You're not ready for it. | ||
| Yeah, you're not ready. | ||
| Any one thing can kill your boner. | ||
| You need experience, man. | ||
| Put you in a fucking spiral of panic. | ||
| It's a good-ass fight, man. | ||
| Yeah, it was a really good fight. | ||
| Good card, man, overall. | ||
| Fuck, yeah. | ||
| For whatever we paid attention to. | ||
| Shit, man, forbidden, though. | ||
| We should just get together at 5 o'clock in the morning some days and just have a podcast. | ||
| Just watch TV. It doesn't matter. | ||
| Have Flintstones on or some shit. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Watch Fox News and talk about the girls delivering the news. | ||
| Bunch of chicks with skirts on. | ||
| Let's talk about them. | ||
| CNN brings the heat, though, with chicks. | ||
|
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Do they? | |
| It's new? | ||
| Is that a new thing? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| It's just the way they operate. | ||
| Well, they had to probably compete with Fox. | ||
| Because Fox is bringing in them she-devils. | ||
| Those blonde, white she-devils. | ||
| And Telemundo. | ||
| Have you watched news on Telemundo? | ||
| I can't handle that. | ||
| I can't handle that. | ||
| It's too hot. | ||
| I can't pay attention to the news. | ||
| All them senioritas giving out the news. | ||
| The ruby red lipstick. | ||
|
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They don't even fight around with natural skin colors. | |
| I wish I got that channel as a teenager. | ||
| I would have jacked my shit raw. | ||
| Do they have that on YouTube, them Spanish ladies doing the weather? | ||
| Do they have them on YouTube videos? | ||
| Have you seen that Spanish girl on Telemundo doing the weather? | ||
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| Her body is ridiculous. | ||
| She's an angel. | ||
|
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I was dead serious! | |
| More of an angel than Sexyama? | ||
| No, let's not get crazy. | ||
| You used that twice. | ||
| Yeah, I did use that twice. | ||
| You gotta be careful. | ||
| She's a legit Latin angel, man. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yes. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| She like crossed over because she was like on TMZ and shit. | ||
| She's so fine. | ||
| Really? | ||
| There she is! | ||
| Look at that ass, son. | ||
| Oh my goodness. | ||
| Is that real? | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| That's a weird ass. | ||
| Major smoking hot storm front in from Mexico. | ||
| It's a weird ass. | ||
| Weird in that it makes my dick dance. | ||
| Yeah, weird that my dick's filling up with blood. | ||
| If that's what you mean by weird. | ||
|
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Look at her ass in the right hand, the last frame. | |
| Oh my god, it's like... | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| First of all, it's really rude that she sticks it out like that. | ||
| It's her left cheek that's kind of weird. | ||
| The right cheek is perfect. | ||
| Isn't that funny that a girl's totally allowed to stick her ass cheeks out like that? | ||
| Like, if a guy walks around like this, puffs his chest out, and throws his arms back, the guy's a loser. | ||
| If she stands like that for long, she's going to blow a disc. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That's not safe. | ||
| That's so dangerous. | ||
| It's so dangerous. | ||
| You can't carry anything with your ass like that. | ||
| It's so dangerous. | ||
| If she tried to carry a lunchbox, she might fucking have a herniated disc. | ||
| Dude, she's my girl. | ||
| She's walking around like that all the time. | ||
|
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I'll carry her wherever the fuck she wants. | |
| Click that shit. | ||
| That's so fun. | ||
| The ass on the right-hand side is off the charts insane. | ||
| Yannick Garcia? | ||
|
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Is that how you say it? | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, you know, there's that that Latin body that voluptuous like what's that girl? | ||
| Oh My god, look at that video. | ||
| I'm telling you bro. | ||
| What? | ||
| Okay, so she doesn't even have to like arch your back. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| Is that a guy talking about her? | ||
| He's breaking down her booty. | ||
| Y'all were ready for that. | ||
| Shows off booty live on TV. Good Lord. | ||
| It makes our weather girls look like fucking shit. | ||
| It's a little fucking pro tip to the guy doing the video. | ||
| We don't need to see you. | ||
| We can hear you. | ||
| Yeah, just voice over, son. | ||
| Yeah, we don't need this. | ||
| This is not necessary, sir. | ||
| This is interrupting with the girl's booty. | ||
| Yeah, we don't want to see your lame ass. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Stop. | ||
| Jamie, please. | ||
| Get away from him. | ||
| Quickly. | ||
| Find another video. | ||
| There must be other videos. | ||
| This is outrageous. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| Dead fish or some shit? | ||
|
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Yeah, that booty's off the charts. | |
| Oh my god, there's a compilation of her. | ||
| What other girl has a weather... | ||
| Who has a body like that on planet Earth doing the weather? | ||
| A good girl like her. | ||
| So important. | ||
| It is very important. | ||
| I bet their rating was through the roof. | ||
|
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Jesus. | |
| Meanwhile, in America, we get that fucking guy, the black guy lost all the weight. | ||
|
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What's his name? | |
| You know what I'm talking about? | ||
| Al Roker! | ||
| Al Roker! | ||
|
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Oh my god! | |
| Fuck you, Al Roker! | ||
|
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Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | ||
| We get that black guy lost all the way! | ||
| Oh my god, that's so stupid! | ||
| It's so stupid! | ||
| Look at her, oh my goodness. | ||
|
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Oh my god! | |
| It looks like she's topless right there. | ||
| No, no, no, it's just red. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| You find a hotter weather girl, come talk to me. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think... | ||
| Well, girls don't get hotter. | ||
| There's like a level of hot, they just get different. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You know? | ||
| They don't get hotter. | ||
| It's like a nice... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It gets to a certain point where you're like, okay, this is just hot. | ||
| She's just hot. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I mean, undeniable. | ||
| She's a 10. Yeah, no guy looks at that and goes... | ||
| But that's one of the most hilarious things about guys online. | ||
| Elbows are way too pointy, bro. | ||
| Yeah, that's the standard one that people always mock. | ||
|
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Oh, fuck off. | |
| But there's so many guys that talk shit about unbelievably smoking hot chicks. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| They talk mad shit online. | ||
| She ain't nothing to me, bro. | ||
| Maybe a six, bro. | ||
| Maybe a six, bro. | ||
| Bro, I have real tits. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| Dude, the internet and social media is fucking vicious. | ||
| They're the most vicious. | ||
| Like Rhonda came, go on social media right now. | ||
| She needs to stay off for a... | ||
| She needs to post and never look at it. | ||
| What if she laughs at the memes? | ||
| What if she's having fun with it? | ||
| Hey, Eddie, look at me. | ||
| She's not. | ||
| You don't think so? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| That had to be devastating, man. | ||
| That's horrible shit, man. | ||
| You know, that's a kind of KO, too, that you've got to go, man, hopefully she recovers 100%, and she's back, and everything's great. | ||
| But you don't have to recover 100% from a KO like that. | ||
| Like, head kick like that? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That's a bad knockout. | ||
| Well, what about your confidence, too? | ||
| What about, you know, obviously health issues, what about your confidence? | ||
| Confidence is a factor. | ||
| You think you're invincible, you think you're the baddest motherfucker on the planet, then all of a sudden, it's like, nah, you're just like the rest of us. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that certainly can be a factor. | ||
| But confidence, I feel like maybe you could get that back through meditation, or through hypnosis, or through something, or through just hard work and determination, maybe, but... | ||
| The physical stuff, like if it's bad, it's bad. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Like, look at T.J. Grant's a good example. | ||
| T.J. Grant got one concussion. | ||
| He was in line to fight for the title. | ||
| He has never fought since, and now we went back to work. | ||
| Is he done done? | ||
| And I got a job, yeah. | ||
| Damn, where's he working at? | ||
| Like a mine in Canada. | ||
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God! | |
| God! | ||
| Who? | ||
| T.J. Grant. | ||
| Remember T.J. Grant? | ||
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Oh, shit, yeah. | |
| Lit up Gray Maynard. | ||
| Looked fucking fantastic. | ||
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Elbows. | |
| Real, his elbows? | ||
| Oh, he's devastating. | ||
| Ridiculous, man. | ||
| Nasty technique. | ||
| Nasty technique. | ||
| Tough fucking guy, too. | ||
| He was working at a fucking... | ||
| Horton's or some shit? | ||
| That's a bummer, man. | ||
| Those mining jobs, like in Alberta, they make good money. | ||
| He had a good chance to be a world champ. | ||
| Could have been a world champ. | ||
| I mean, he might not have won the first time at the title, but he had real legit world-class skills. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| He could have made a good run. | ||
| How about Chris Holdsworth? | ||
| Same thing. | ||
| Concussion. | ||
| He's got a problem. | ||
| He hasn't fought since. | ||
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Didn't he have an ACL too or something like that? | |
| Perhaps. | ||
| Some kind of surgery. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
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I remember. | |
| Joseph Valtellini, glory champion. | ||
| How to relinquish his title. | ||
| Concussions. | ||
| If Conor has a bad loss, if he gets like KO'd and gets caught real bad, head kick or something, I mean, damn. | ||
| You know what, man? | ||
| I think, like, look at... | ||
| First of all, Holly Holm's all over the place now. | ||
| She's on every fucking news show. | ||
| She's all over ESPN and all these different sports shows. | ||
| She easily could have a gigantic pay-per-view in her next card. | ||
| Like, people are excited about her. | ||
| Only if it's Ronda. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| But if it's not Ronda, she might have half a million. | ||
| It's possible. | ||
| If she has a good fight... | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| But the amount of... | ||
| Positive publicity she got out of that. | ||
| Everyone's a fan. | ||
| People are going to want to see her fight again. | ||
| And if they see her fight someone like Cyborg maybe. | ||
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Yeah, that's what I was saying. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Or 140. If she says, I'll step up to 140. And she fights Cyborg at 140. Or even, I think she fought as high as 150 when she was kickboxing. | ||
| I don't think she'll, you know, I love Holly. | ||
| I think she's great. | ||
| I don't think she'll ever be as big of a star as Ronda, no matter how many fights she makes. | ||
| She might not be. | ||
| Ronda's had this perfect storm of personality and hatred and destroying girls in 16 seconds where it was like this perfect storm. | ||
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What if she becomes the next Cynthia Rothrock, man? | |
| She's going to be like the greatest B-movie. | ||
| Cynthia Rothrock. | ||
| That's hilarious, boy. | ||
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She pulled that shit out of your ass. | |
| Dude, I was just saying, I mean... | ||
| She was like a forms champion, Cynthia Rothrock. | ||
| Do you remember? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Her and, well, Kathy Long actually. | ||
| She was a kickboxer. | ||
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Kickboxer. | |
| Gina Carano, Holly Holm. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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I'm just fucked up. | |
| That would be a crazy fight if Gina Carano came back. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Let's just play devil's advocate. | ||
| Let's say, and there's a good chance, I'm not even hating, but let's say Conor were to lose. | ||
| Who's the UFC superstar? | ||
| Who's the... | ||
| Jose Aldo, if he beats him. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| No, not in America. | ||
| Jon Jones. | ||
| Jon Jones would be the next megastar. | ||
| But how come Aldo can't be a megastar, but Anderson was? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| Because he's smaller? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| That's the way America works. | ||
| His English is terrible. | ||
| He'll be on another level. | ||
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It could also be the middleweight division's been for how long? | |
| Middleweight's been forever, and then Aldo's kind of still the only and the new division. | ||
| But if Aldo crushes McGregor, people will just make comparisons to Ronda. | ||
| Like, uh, you guys overrated him. | ||
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Yes. | |
| That's definitely what will happen. | ||
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100%. | |
| They're like, oh, UFC, just the hype train, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| See, but the thing is, the hype is real. | ||
| Like, you look at his fights, there's no hype. | ||
| He's got lost in 10 years, you fucks. | ||
| It's real. | ||
| But both, Conor and Aldo, both of them, that's real. | ||
| I mean, you look at Conor destroying Mendez, beating the fuck out of Seaver, blasting Poirier out in the first round... | ||
| I mean, it doesn't compare to what Jose Alves done at all. | ||
| No, but the Brandao KO, but he's legitimately skilled, 100%. | ||
| That's an exciting fight. | ||
| The what the fuck is going to happen factor is very high, right? | ||
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Super high. | |
| You look at that fight, it's like, what the fuck is going to happen? | ||
| Huge risk. | ||
| You could speculate all day, but the best is what's going to happen after whoever wins, you'll be able to go online and there'll be the I told you so dudes. | ||
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100%. | |
| Lined up. | ||
| Lined up. | ||
| It's so weird, man. | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
| What kind of dude gets on social media? | ||
| Way to fucking go, Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, and Ben. | ||
| Way to go. | ||
| I don't mind that. | ||
| That doesn't bother me. | ||
| What is kind of crazy is the ferocious beating they're giving Ronda. | ||
| I feel like she asked for it, though. | ||
| Like when you post that night before the fight, like, you fucking fake ass bitch, blah, blah. | ||
| Hey, man, relax. | ||
| So when you act like that and you don't shake hands and you're an actual, you know, when you go after these girls and you don't have a reason to, then people are like, you know what, now you're being a bully. | ||
| And so when you lose at that level. | ||
| You're being a goon, man. | ||
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He was a goon. | |
| Goon's a good word. | ||
| Goon's a legit word, Ben. | ||
| That's a good word. | ||
| You know when I started using that word again? | ||
| Eddie Bravo, it was back before we knew that North-South Choke was legit, and Monson got someone in North-South Choke, and you said, he gooned him. | ||
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That's a great word. | |
| I started using that word, it was a long time ago, because think about how long north-south chokes have been legit. | ||
| But there was a while where we didn't know that a north-south choke was legit. | ||
| Munson made that shit fancy. | ||
| And Munson is such a tank, he just assumed that he gooned him. | ||
| Like, who bought that choke? | ||
| Like, come on, man, you're just squeezing on his head. | ||
| That's what we thought! | ||
| Goon squad, son. | ||
| Meanwhile, you're really good at that. | ||
| That's my shit. | ||
| I love North South chokes. | ||
| I'm like a purple belt with that thing. | ||
| Every now and then I'll put them on. | ||
| Carwin was a beast. | ||
| North South choke is like all the elements of the head and arm choke, which is always my favorite, but you don't put pressure on your own neck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like you don't have as much pressure on your own neck. | ||
| Marcello's really good at him. | ||
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It's easy to save it. | |
| My man is all fucked up from head and arm chokes, man. | ||
| I think Jaime Yaya actually got one in the UFC. Yes, he did. | ||
| Maybe one or two. | ||
| Yeah, I think he did too. | ||
| Yeah, you don't call people a goon anymore when they do it. | ||
| No, it's a nasty technique. | ||
| Super nasty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who else fucking did that? | ||
| Someone did that. | ||
| It was Juan Canero. | ||
| Did he nail one? | ||
| Did he land one recently? | ||
| I feel like... | ||
| I haven't seen one in it. | ||
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Because he did that three fights in one night. | |
| Somebody got that north-south choke recently. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| But that's a super, whatever. | ||
| It's a super effective technique, but when you said it, you were like, he gooned him. | ||
| I don't think I made that up. | ||
| Oh, I don't think you did either, but you said it to me. | ||
| It's a great term. | ||
| Ben just brought it back. | ||
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She's like, she's being a goon! | |
| I think you're totally right that she brought it on herself in a lot of ways. | ||
| And what makes someone excited about a guy like Floyd Mayweather pulling it off and laying those stacks of paper, if he did get KO'd, can you imagine if Manny Pacquiao landed a bombing right hook? | ||
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Same shit. | |
| He would get so much hate. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| But meanwhile, when Manny got knocked out by Manuel Marquez, I mean, there was almost none of that. | ||
| There was like, whoa. | ||
| There was like meme hair. | ||
| You felt bad for him because he's a good person. | ||
| He's not mean or he doesn't have bad intentions. | ||
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He's like, well, I hope the fight goes good. | |
| Floyd is a very good boxer. | ||
| I love everybody. | ||
| Alright, cool, man. | ||
| I don't want to see that guy lose. | ||
| Thank you, Jesus. | ||
| That was weird, man. | ||
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For as much as she is getting kind of memed on and people messing with her and whatnot, would you say that's probably the most expensive head kick knockout anybody's ever been paid? | |
| Um, yeah, probably, right? | ||
| No one ever probably made as much money as she did. | ||
| Like, when you think about, like, she has a percentage of pay-per-view buys. | ||
| That was over a million pay-per-view buys. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| A million pay-per-view buys? | ||
| Over. | ||
| That was the biggest UFC ever, then. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| Brock was? | ||
| Some of the GSP fights. | ||
| GSP's, Brock's, yeah. | ||
| They cracked a million? | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| Brock did. | ||
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Brock is probably the biggest UFC star. | |
| The rematch with Holly Holm will probably break records. | ||
| Well, that's why Holly's not going to fight anyone else. | ||
| Because that's the UFC's fight. | ||
| But wouldn't you say that from just the injury alone, just the head kick alone, when Freddie Roach was willing to work with Pacquiao again after the Juan Manuel Marquez fight, he said, I want you to take a year off. | ||
| I agree with Ronda. | ||
| Go do all the movies you want. | ||
| A year. | ||
| You think so? | ||
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A year? | |
| But Holly's not going to wait a year. | ||
| Holly's going to have to fight somewhere else. | ||
| The other thing is the pressure from the UFC and Dana and Rhonda being so close. | ||
| It's going to be tough for her to be like, no, I want to take a year off. | ||
| Right, but she needs a significant amount of time. | ||
| Even if it's not a year, it should be several months with no contact at all. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Now, are the people surrounding her, if they're looking out for her best interests, are they going to allow her to do that? | ||
| Let's see who's really in her corner. | ||
| Someone in her corner should say, take a year off, let's just clear everything, take a year off and do your thing. | ||
| And she, with her strong will, she might think she can come back sooner than she can, right? | ||
| And that's where your fucking people around, you should be like, no, we know you want to, this is the game plan. | ||
| Her manager should be like, here's the game plan. | ||
| She needs to take a year off, but of everything except wrestling, she should move to Iowa, buy a ranch, Just, you know what I mean? | ||
| You can't fly him here? | ||
| Buy a wrench, then you gotta sell that wrench after you move. | ||
| Maybe rent a wrench. | ||
| Bring all the girlfriends out there, you know what I mean? | ||
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And wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle. | |
| Good luck selling some shit from Iowa. | ||
| Go to Oklahoma for a couple months, Iowa for another couple months, Illinois, just hang out with all them wrestlers. | ||
| Or just make a shitload of movies for a year and then just do your thing. | ||
| Well, not only that, I mean, there's some good wrestling in California. | ||
| Fuck yes. | ||
| You're gonna get plenty. | ||
| She needs to get away from all this shit. | ||
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She needs to go find a cornfield. | |
| Yeah, cornfield and run it during the day. | ||
| Like that Kevin Costner movie? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Field of Dreams? | ||
| How long before the HBO Ronda movie comes out? | ||
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Just Ronda. | |
| That stuff's tough to sell now. | ||
| It's tough to sell now. | ||
| Rowdy. | ||
| It isn't if she comes back. | ||
| Tough to sell? | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| This is the best. | ||
| It's better than ever now. | ||
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Are you kidding? | |
| Only if she wins a comeback, my man. | ||
| Remember when Rocky lost against Mr. T the first time they fought twice in Rocky III, and he got his ass kicked in the first one? | ||
| Do you know that? | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| This is not real. | ||
| That set up that main event. | ||
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This is not real. | |
| That's fake, my man. | ||
| No, but what I'm talking about, if it's in the movie, that's how you get people excited. | ||
| Eddie Rao was high. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He got beat. | ||
| He got beat at like... | ||
| You got an ambient. | ||
| Hey, Rocky got beat like at the one hour... | ||
| He got knocked out at the 1 hour 20 minute mark. | ||
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I thought, how could this be? | |
| How could he lose? | ||
| Is the movie over? | ||
| But the movie wasn't over. | ||
| It wasn't over. | ||
| It wasn't over. | ||
| Right now, there's still 45 minutes left in the Ronda movie. | ||
| This is where she comes back. | ||
| Only watch if there's a comeback. | ||
| This is where she moves to Iowa. | ||
| Instead of Rocky going to the fucking mountains, she's going to go to Iowa. | ||
| By herself. | ||
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No girlfriends or nothing. | |
| Do they just write that part or do they actually show it? | ||
| Hey, you know what? | ||
| She's working on her autobiography. | ||
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Is she working on the wrong story? | |
| Well, now she's got the best part ever. | ||
| Well, she had the book already, right? | ||
| She's got that? | ||
| The book's already come out. | ||
| There's no end chapter in that book. | ||
| This is the best part. | ||
| They need to fucking fill an extra chapter and download online. | ||
| This is her chance to go Rocky III on everybody. | ||
| You know what's really crazy? | ||
| Is that she's the favorite in the rematch. | ||
| Yeah, that's pretty nuts. | ||
| That's fucking insane. | ||
| What are you basing that? | ||
| Who's making the odds? | ||
| That seems... | ||
| Someone already makes odds for a fight that's not gonna happen. | ||
| Yeah, they do that all the time. | ||
| Like, there's odds for John DC already. | ||
| But you can't... | ||
| Can you bet? | ||
| Can you throw money down? | ||
| I don't think you can bet yet, no. | ||
| No. | ||
| So there's odds, they've established odds just to what? | ||
| Just to jerk off? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Here's a look, yeah. | ||
| You have a look. | ||
| Jerk off online. | ||
| Yeah, it seems to me that you can't make Holly anything but the favorite. | ||
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100%. | |
| I couldn't imagine. | ||
| We saw them fight. | ||
| We saw how it played out. | ||
| We saw how strong Holly looked. | ||
| We saw Holly take Ronda down. | ||
| We saw Holly completely light her up, standing. | ||
| I knew, like, early in the first round, Ronda was in trouble. | ||
| Trouble, yes, right away. | ||
| You see that look on her face. | ||
| Well, it's also Holly's movement. | ||
| She was so light on her feet, and she was countering so well. | ||
| I was like, unless Ronda lands a bump, she did land one good left hook, but it was right before Holly took her down. | ||
| Like, she landed one good left hook that made her sit down. | ||
| Dude, watch Holly's old boxing fights, and she eats some fucking shots from world-class boxing opponents and just keeps on keeping on. | ||
| Did you see the one fight where she got KO'd? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's hard to watch. | ||
| The fight's great, though. | ||
| It's back and forth like a motherfucker. | ||
| But it's a brutal KO. It's a brutal KO through the ropes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, I had a guy in Starbucks ask me, I wanted to slap the fuck out and throw this scolding hot coffee on him. | ||
| He goes, hey, man, heard the fight was fixed. | ||
| I get that a ton. | ||
| People ask me, hey, I heard that fight was fixed. | ||
| You fucking moron. | ||
| Yeah, Rondo's like, let's fix this fight. | ||
| And in this fight, you're going to outclass me on the feet, and then the second round, fucking kick my head off. | ||
| Because that's how we want this to go. | ||
| People are so dumb they shouldn't be able to talk. | ||
| There's some people that are walking amongst us that might as well be like shrews out in the forest. | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| Foraging for roots and berries. | ||
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100%. | |
| They might as well be, but they live in a society where they can get a job doing some stupid... | ||
| Move this box over there. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| God, I hate my job. | ||
| It's a weird world, man. | ||
| And they go and do that, and then they get health insurance, and then they survive. | ||
| And then they fucking go to the hospital, and someone way smarter than them fixes whatever thing's wrong with them. | ||
| For reals, man. | ||
| And they pretend like they're people, but they're not. | ||
| They're like talking shrews. | ||
| Dude, this guy was like mad at me because I looked at him and go, are you serious? | ||
| And he goes, dude, it's not crazy to think that. | ||
| I'm like, no, it's fucking insane to think that. | ||
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It's not crazy. | |
| It's just stupid as fuck. | ||
| It's stupid as fuck. | ||
| That's like, you shouldn't be able to comment on fighting if you think that that looks like a fake fight. | ||
| Like, that's like me looking at an airplane going, how's that flying, bro? | ||
| It's metal. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Bro, it's metal. | ||
| How's something metal fly? | ||
| It's crazy, man. | ||
| Just shut the fuck up. | ||
| Like, it's really that stupid. | ||
| To think that fight is fake. | ||
| There's some weird conspiracy theory where they're like, ah, let's have Ronda lose. | ||
| No, that's the worst thing that could happen for them. | ||
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Let's not do that. | |
| Speaking of conspiracies... | ||
| What do you got, Eddie? | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| That was a perfect segue into Tower 7. You think Rocky's real, huh? | ||
| Kim Charles. | ||
| Rocky. | ||
| Are we going to war? | ||
| I'm not saying it was real. | ||
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Are we going to war? | |
| That's how movies are made. | ||
| That's what movies are made of. | ||
| She's in the middle of a real movie. | ||
| No, I get it. | ||
| No, she's in the middle of some real shit. | ||
| Yeah, some real shit. | ||
| This ain't a movie. | ||
| This story might not end like Rocky. | ||
| Oh, we totally understand what you're talking about. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| Rocky III. You look at what a long time ago. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| If you look at the difference between her life just a couple of months ago and her life now, boy, after Brazil, she's on top of the fucking world, right? | ||
| She's cheered in Brazil, beats Bechco Heia by KO. The whole thing is just spectacular. | ||
| The whole world falls at her feet. | ||
| What is it, ESPN or Sports Illustrated called her the greatest female athlete ever? | ||
| She's on the cover of Ring! | ||
| Who was it? | ||
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Damn! | |
| Cover of Ring magazine. | ||
| It was either ESPN or Sports Illustrated. | ||
| One of them. | ||
| But whatever it is. | ||
| She won an ESPY for Fighter of the Year, beat up Floyd Mayweather. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| And then Holly Holm said, that's cool. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
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Shadoosh! | |
| And then fucking... | ||
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Shadoosh! | |
| Shadoosh! | ||
| Kick that bitch into fucking 1997, and now here we are. | ||
| That head kick, too, man. | ||
| The way she did it, LaRonda was like stumbling back, and she didn't even see it coming. | ||
| It's like Eve Edwards. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Dude, every person tells me in her camp, every person goes, yeah, bro, no injuries. | ||
| Well, no, I get that, but her brain's probably pretty fucked up. | ||
| No, man, no injuries. | ||
| Look at me in the fucking eyes. | ||
| How can you say that? | ||
| How can anybody say that? | ||
| It's dangerous for the sport to pretend that that wasn't a devastating KO. Devastating KO. It's dangerous. | ||
| That's the worst head kick KO in the history of combat sports. | ||
| For women, not for men. | ||
| Cro Cop and Gonzaga, Gonzaga Cro Cop, all Cro Cop's fights in pride. | ||
| The reason why it's so big, the reason it's so big, we've never seen someone of that Haliburg knocked the fuck out like that. | ||
| We've never seen someone have that inner prime star get knocked the fuck out by head. | ||
| In that way, you're right. | ||
| In that way, you're right. | ||
| Yeah, that would be like if Vitor did that to Jon Jones when they fought for the title. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| If Vitor rock-holded him with a wheel kick. | ||
| Then you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| But when Krokop and Gonzaga fight, it was big, but Krokop was on TMZ every day. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| Star-wise, yeah, it's the biggest one ever. | ||
| And it was pretty goddamn devastating. | ||
| And then when you consider the fact that she got lit up for all those hard shots in the first round. | ||
| Taken down? | ||
| Yeah, taken down. | ||
| But really, the shots that she ate to her face, and then the big head kick comes in the second round. | ||
| Like, boom. | ||
| After missing that crazy wild left hook, Holly ducks under, looks like a ghost. | ||
| But you see interviews where everyone's like, no, her lip's fine. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| No, it's not, man! | ||
| No, her lip got fucking split. | ||
| She has stitches. | ||
| Okay, but she got fucked up. | ||
| She had her on the ground for a bit. | ||
| She had her in the car for a bit. | ||
| She didn't really have the arm hooked. | ||
| She didn't have the arm hooked. | ||
| It wasn't really that close. | ||
| But the thing about the KO is, it's not about what you're seeing on the outside. | ||
| Obviously, her nose was bleeding. | ||
| She had blood in her mouth. | ||
| Whatever stitches she had to have on her lip, that's all going to heal up. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| But inside the dome... | ||
| That's a head kick. | ||
| Brain's a brain, son. | ||
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Honestly, the faceplant, too. | |
| The faceplant was a hammer fist, and then the hammer fist. | ||
| Those didn't help. | ||
| When's the last time you saw females get fucked up like that? | ||
| Yo, and Holly's got some thighs on her, dude. | ||
| I bet there's a lot of pop to those kicks. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Because the way she bounces around the octagon, that's some serious force behind those legs. | ||
| Did you see Rhonda called it before on Jimmy Kimmel? | ||
| She's like, she thinks she's going to kick me in the head, but I don't think so. | ||
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They have to She's gonna get me frustrated. | |
| She called it all. | ||
| Yeah, she really did. | ||
| You know, I think you have to live a stoic, singular existence to be a fighter at the highest level when you're fighting someone as dangerous as like a Holly Holm. | ||
| And that's what Holly did. | ||
| She lived a stoic, singular existence. | ||
| She lived for a purpose. | ||
| She did her media obligations, but she trained like a fucking wild beast. | ||
| She didn't have any movie distractions. | ||
| She didn't have all this other stuff. | ||
| Since she was 15 with the same staff. | ||
| And she's got nasty skills, man. | ||
| And she's been in world championship fights multiple times. | ||
| Meanwhile, why didn't we see this coming? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| If you go back to that fight podcast, the last of the fighting rebellion... | ||
| No, we all said it was ridiculous. | ||
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Not me. | |
| I thought that Amanda Nunes would be a more dangerous fight because she had just finished Sarah McMahon. | ||
| She's got KO power. | ||
| She fucked Kat Zingano up in that first round pretty bad. | ||
| I was like, she's a dangerous fight. | ||
| Amanda Nunes is dangerous. | ||
| If you look at it, we're all wrong, but if you go back and- The Raquel Pennington fight is what really threw me off. | ||
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Split decision. | |
| I agree. | ||
| Her previous Austin experiences and her previous fights, I was like, ah, I don't really see it. | ||
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She looked good. | |
| But if you go back and look at Holly's resume, you're like, oh, fuck yeah, man. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| When she was bouncing around in the octagon, too, you're like, she's got some serious movement. | ||
| There was no one that Rod had ever fought the move like that. | ||
| Compare her to Alexis Davis. | ||
| I mean, there's just no comparison in the movement. | ||
| No, she made Sarah McMahon look like a tortoise. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Sarah McMahon's like a tank. | ||
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Yes. | |
| She didn't even try to hide it. | ||
| She came right in the ring. | ||
| She showed exactly what she was going to do the entire time. | ||
| She always does that. | ||
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As she's coming in, while they're doing the name call-out, she's like, I'm going to be going left and right. | |
| When Rhonda went to throw that left hook and she just, and Rhonda ran into the cage, she turns around like, What the fuck? | ||
| She was already stunned and dazed. | ||
| Like the fucking Matrix. | ||
| She was already in trouble. | ||
| Yeah, she had like eyes were here. | ||
| Like fucking, oh god. | ||
| It's not Snowflake. | ||
| It's weird for the world to see that, but I think, like we were saying, like ultimately I think for martial arts it's good. | ||
| You have to know that you've got to have all your ducks in order, and you have to know that you've got to be able to do everything. | ||
| And stay humble, my friends. | ||
| And stay humble. | ||
| Stay thirsty, my friends. | ||
| Stay thirsty, my friends. | ||
| Stay humble, motherfuckers. | ||
| Otherwise, you're going to get kicked into humbleness. | ||
| But there's a lot of money in not being humble. | ||
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I was going to say. | |
| I was about to say. | ||
| Conor McGregor. | ||
| There's a different, though. | ||
| Conor McGregor, he talks some shit, but after the fight, he gives respect, and he's humble. | ||
| Hugging guys. | ||
| Like, he's a great champion. | ||
| You know, this guy has great skills. | ||
| Ronda's not like that, man. | ||
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Right. | |
| That's why everyone, these memes and all this shit's coming out. | ||
| Even Floyd Mayweather's humble. | ||
| After he's like, dude, he's a great fighter, man. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What is that from? | ||
| I think it's this anger that she has to fight with. | ||
| It's this hole that she's had since losing her dad. | ||
| It's just this dark darkness. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| It's tough, man. | ||
| Dude, you just killed my day. | ||
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He just went there. | |
| He just went there. | ||
| Yeah, that's dark. | ||
| Yeah, she gets real. | ||
| For martial artists, though, when you watch that fight, it's such an important lesson that regardless of hype, regardless of past accomplishments, regardless of past performances that have looked spectacular, you've got to analyze all the movements. | ||
| Especially in the UFC. Everything. | ||
| Especially in the UFC. Like, boxing, you can start off a round of You might see a box go down four rounds, whatever, and they come back. | ||
| In the UFC, there is no, all right, I'm going to figure it out. | ||
| No, man, especially at a world-class level. | ||
| They're going to murk you out. | ||
| There's so many ways to lose. | ||
| Yeah, that's a big thing. | ||
| You don't have room for error at that level. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's pretty crazy. | ||
| Pretty crazy to watch such a shift, like a changing, not just a changing of the guards, but like a... | ||
| Just a shifting of reality. | ||
| Is there a Dwayne Ludwig of wrestling? | ||
| A guy who's taken dudes that weren't that good at wrestling and now they're just taking everybody down. | ||
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Lister Bowling. | |
| Yeah, Lister Bowling. | ||
| Muscle Farm Gym. | ||
| Lister's great. | ||
| They have T.J. Dillashaw there now, Neil Magny. | ||
| She's got to get on the wrestling. | ||
| That year off should be wrestling every day. | ||
| There's a bunch of guys. | ||
| Kenny Johnson. | ||
| There's a ton of good guys, yeah. | ||
| A lot of people could help her with wrestling. | ||
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That's all she should be doing. | |
| Brennan had a good point about her knees, though. | ||
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I was going to say that, too. | |
| Adaptation, man. | ||
| I mean, everyone's different. | ||
| If you've got bad knees, you've got to pull guard down. | ||
| Like, Rhonda can't do road work. | ||
| She can't do road work because of her knees. | ||
| She doesn't do road work? | ||
| No? | ||
| Like you see her jog on the sand, but she can't jump on the road and do work because it'd fuck her knees up. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Do you think she's been doing judo since she was in diapers? | ||
| That's some shit, man. | ||
| All their tossing, all the knee movement. | ||
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Yeah, I had a buddy that I shredded knee from judo. | |
| Judo's gnarly, man, in a gi. | ||
| Especially doing it at her level. | ||
| What? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I wonder if they could get that stem cell shit and shoot it in there. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Pump it back up. | ||
| It's gonna be very interesting times because Holly's also 34, so you gotta think like how much longer can she compete at this level? | ||
| Like without any performance-enhancing drugs, let's just be honest, right? | ||
| When you start hitting the 30s, like it starts to wane. | ||
| The body stops. | ||
| Especially with her experience. | ||
| Yeah, like when we were kids, boxers, when they would hit like 34, 35, it was over. | ||
| You know, NFL running backs, as soon as they hit 30, game over. | ||
| If you're 28, they're a little sketchy. | ||
| Really? | ||
| 30, you're taking the back of the shed. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Is that because of the damage that you take? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| All the wear and tear. | ||
| After 30, it never works out. | ||
| After a couple knee surgeries and you're running back, that's why there's been so many scrambling quarterbacks that they come into the NFL and this one's going to scramble his way to the Super Bowl. | ||
| And their scramblers are hard like Michael Vick. | ||
| But then they get hurt once, they get hurt twice, and now they can't scramble. | ||
| Now they're forced to throw in the pocket. | ||
| Then their careers fall apart. | ||
| What's going to be interesting to see in the UFC after... | ||
| Let's say Ronda were just like, you know what? | ||
| Fuck this noise. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| I got so much money. | ||
| I'm Scrooge McDuck of girls. | ||
| So he... | ||
| She peaces out. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| What happens to women's MMA? Because you can paint it how you want, but there's no... | ||
| Rhonda made women's MMA. She's a superstar. | ||
| There's no other headliner like her. | ||
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It would be Gina. | |
| It would be the same thing. | ||
| Nope, nope. | ||
| You can't have Paige as a main event on a pay-per-view. | ||
| It would never happen. | ||
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Yes, you can't. | |
| No, you can't. | ||
| Against Johanna? | ||
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Are you kidding? | |
| No, that's not a main event. | ||
| That's not going to sell pay-per-views. | ||
| That's what they said about Rhonda. | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| She was a superstar since day one. | ||
| Paige doesn't have the kind of skills that Ronda has yet. | ||
| She doesn't have the finish rate. | ||
| She doesn't have the max factor. | ||
| She might be able to develop those because she's really young and she's only been fighting for a short amount of time. | ||
| Paige, she's very scrappy. | ||
| She's very aggressive. | ||
| She trains hard. | ||
| She fights hard. | ||
| She's not Ronda Rousey. | ||
| Not yet, but she could be. | ||
| Not yet, she could be. | ||
| I'm just saying, right now, if Ronda dips out, Holly Holm vs. | ||
| Misha Tate is a co-main event. | ||
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I would love it. | |
| It's a co-main event. | ||
| There's a dude as a main event. | ||
| There's no other girl right now who could carry a pay-per-view card. | ||
| You're batshit crazy. | ||
| I think Holly can. | ||
| You're crazy. | ||
| I think Holly can carry a card right now if she can. | ||
| I think Joanna vs. | ||
| Paige Van Zandt could headline a show. | ||
| That's a fight night. | ||
| You don't think Misha Tate vs. | ||
| Holly Holm could headline a pay-per-view? | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| What about Cyborg Holly Holm? | ||
| I think that's a co-main event. | ||
| What about Cyborg Holly Holm? | ||
| Hell yeah, that's a main event. | ||
| Yeah, but it's a main event, but does the general public know who Cyborg is? | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| They could change that real quick. | ||
| No, they can't. | ||
| They just roll out the marketing machine, boom, they got so much power. | ||
| They could blow Cyborg the fuck out of the wall. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| If you want to go deep with the marketing, do you mention the fact that Cyborg's tested positive for Cyborg? | ||
| No, you don't say shit. | ||
| You don't even bring that up. | ||
| The media's gonna find out and just... | ||
| I mean, because if you have Cyborg... | ||
| Listen, Cyborg has skills... | ||
| But doesn't that make it, like, more enticing? | ||
| But with her looks, with her looks, and it's like, what the fuck? | ||
| Who's gonna buy that? | ||
| They're gonna be like, what the fuck are we doing? | ||
| Well, everybody, me, you... | ||
| We're some meatheads. | ||
| We're some bros. | ||
| We're some bros. | ||
| You hate women, don't you? | ||
| No, I love women. | ||
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I hate them. | |
| You hate women? | ||
| Bro, come on. | ||
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Bro. | |
| I mean, would I pay for that weather girl to get in the outgun? | ||
| Yeah, I would! | ||
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Is she a headliner? | |
| I'm just saying, what Rhonda did for the sport, there's no one even close. | ||
| No, not right now. | ||
| Right now, every other girl would come right now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| When you go to like Cyborg footage, what was amazing about Cyborg when she beat Gina was how terrifying she was. | ||
| It was a different kind of force. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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Eight years ago. | |
| And swole and she was chasing down Gina. | ||
| It's just, it was a different thing. | ||
| It was scary to see. | ||
| It was a very aggressive, powerful energy. | ||
| Now, if you add that to, like, accusations and you show the positive test results. | ||
| And then she's your champ. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay, then she's your champ. | ||
| Then what happens to women's MMA? It goes... | ||
| Serena Williams with six months of sprawl training. | ||
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Serena Williams with six months of sprawl training. | |
| She comes out flying knee to you in the head. | ||
| Can you imagine how fast that girl could explode? | ||
| Think about how she explodes off the line to tennis. | ||
| They have to explode left and explode right. | ||
| Hand-eye coordination? | ||
| Teach her a flying knee. | ||
| Shaboom! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Just launches through the air. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Not Ash, just ten minutes behind. | ||
| Fucking sick. | ||
| I wish, man. | ||
| I'm just saying, women's MMA, if Ronda pieces out, has a long ways to go. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Cyborg isn't your answer. | ||
| No, it's true. | ||
| If Cyborg's your champ, it kills women's MMA for a little bit. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| And Holly doesn't have the personality to carry the torch like Ronda does. | ||
| I think she has that Ronda Couture personality. | ||
| I think she does. | ||
| I agree with Eddie. | ||
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There's room for that. | |
| There's room for that great American good girl that everyone's going to be behind, who's the best striker in women's MMA. Chris Wyman's that guy. | ||
| Then why is Yeah, but Chris Weidman didn't knock out Ronda Rousey. | ||
| You know, it's not the same thing. | ||
| If there was some male version of Ronda Rousey that was like, fuck the world, you know, some like Junie Browning type character that became a world champion. | ||
| I haven't heard that name in forever! | ||
| You brought out Junie Browning, son! | ||
| I'm just saying a male version of that. | ||
| Like War Machine. | ||
| Brash, like aggressive, but they would have to be really good too. | ||
| They have to have the skills to back it up. | ||
| They would have to be undefeated, smashing. | ||
| It would have to be like a new entity. | ||
| A male Ronda Rousey. | ||
| Like if he knocked out and just flattened Jon Jones, Chris Weidman would be fucking king of the world. | ||
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Yes. | |
| He wants to fight Jon Jones. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| What's interesting is, like I said, he's like 190 something now. | ||
| Like 193. That's tough. | ||
| Eating right. | ||
| Yeah, it's interesting. | ||
| I wonder what he's doing. | ||
| He should be 170 then. | ||
| Well, that fight might not happen because John's getting bigger and Chris is getting smaller. | ||
| What if Chris goes to Welderweight? | ||
| Good luck. | ||
| Good luck, everybody. | ||
|
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I want to see those pictures of him at 190, man. | |
| I know. | ||
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He's got to be really skinny for 190. Yeah, I would imagine. | |
| Because he was walking too... | ||
| He's a big boy. | ||
| Weidman is such a freak. | ||
| Such a beast. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| And like Jon Jones, grew up with his brother beating the fuck out of him. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That's a big factor with a lot of fighters. | ||
| It really is, man. | ||
| You're in competition in the house all the time. | ||
| I was, my record against my brother, I was one out of 3,000. | ||
| Just a shitty, shitty record. | ||
| Just beat the brakes off me all the time. | ||
| We had to go to anger management, it got so bad. | ||
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Really? | |
| Oh yeah, it got so bad. | ||
| That's funny, because you're so tight now, it's funny. | ||
| Yeah, we're super tight. | ||
| That's weird how that works like that. | ||
| Yeah, he's a serial killer. | ||
| Brothers have issues like that. | ||
| It's like Matt Hughes and his brother used to look the same, they looked exactly like each other, and they would beat the fuck out of each other. | ||
| Look at John Jones. | ||
| His two brothers are straight freaks. | ||
| One's one of the best players in the NFL. Just the three of them beating each other up. | ||
| My brother would fuck me up. | ||
| I would have to be a slave. | ||
| He was four years older than me. | ||
| When he was 12, I was eight. | ||
| In a summer vacation, I was the remote control. | ||
| I turned off the lights. | ||
| Are you guys close now? | ||
| Yeah, we're cool. | ||
| We're cool. | ||
| Sounds really good. | ||
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No, we're cordial. | |
| No, no, we're great. | ||
| It's going to suck if you beat your brother up and your brother becomes a martial arts champion. | ||
| You're like, shit. | ||
|
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He's a blue belt. | |
| He's a blue belt. | ||
|
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Whatever. | |
| Like I said. | ||
| He's a blue belt, man. | ||
| Far cry from Eddie Bravo. | ||
| A little bit of a step. | ||
| He used to sock me ten times in the shoulder for every time I'd fart. | ||
| He could fart any time he wanted, but if I farted, I'd have to take socks to the shoulder. | ||
| Wow, how rude. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| Sounds like he was a bully. | ||
| Weird fart games. | ||
| Eddie liked the punishment, so he's farting on purpose. | ||
| Hit me. | ||
| Hit me. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Fart battles. | ||
| Brother and sister fart battles. | ||
| Any brothers or sisters, Ben? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I got three brothers. | ||
| I actually got a twin. | ||
| Fraternal twin and a sister. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
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Yeah, he doesn't do martial arts. | |
| He's actually extremely passive on a physical level, but he was into politics and whatnot. | ||
| He was... | ||
| Man, I forget what it is. | ||
| House of Representatives. | ||
| Damn! | ||
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Out in Florida. | |
| So on a political and verbal level, he was always the guy that would sit there and run his mouth and I would get angry and emotional and punch him. | ||
| Is he physically similar to you? | ||
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What's that? | |
| Physically? | ||
| I mean, he's tall too. | ||
| I'm more built. | ||
| But I definitely had my older brother do karate and then try damn spinning back kicks on me and fucking random shit. | ||
| Hey, just stand right there. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Fuck you? | ||
| What a dick. | ||
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What an asshole. | |
| Yeah, that's why you can't leave boys alone. | ||
| Weird shit happens, man. | ||
| Then they cover up the crime. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| How did he get buried? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| He fucking died and shit. | ||
| But it's amazing. | ||
| Like, John Jones, right, grows up with two super-athlete brothers. | ||
| All three of them beat the fuck out of each other. | ||
| Rhonda, three sisters, picked on her. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't that interesting how that works like that? | ||
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It's weird, right? | |
| It's interesting. | ||
| It's interesting, like, Weidman... | ||
| I don't think Weidman... | ||
| I shouldn't talk on this, because I don't know, but I know he had... | ||
| Fights with his brother. | ||
| I don't think they talk too much anymore. | ||
| I bet the Noguera twins are totally tight. | ||
| They seem like they're like... | ||
| Yeah, they seem different, right? | ||
| They grew up competing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They seem different. | ||
| They don't seem like... | ||
| But what do we know? | ||
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They seem like they bang chicks together growing up. | |
| For sure. | ||
| Yeah, you wish, Playboy. | ||
| I can see them now kicking off their... | ||
| Who's a metaphor? | ||
| Pulling up to the cabana. | ||
| In their geese. | ||
| Fucking chimp. | ||
| That's my guac. | ||
| Are you Big Nog or Little Nog? | ||
| You tell me, girl. | ||
| You're the same Nog. | ||
| It's one of them Nogs. | ||
| I don't know who it was. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| So, Ben, you're on the Boston card. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's a good card. | ||
|
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Yeah, really good, man. | |
| That's a T.J. Dillashaw fight with Hennem, not Hennem Burrell. | ||
| Cruz. | ||
| Dominic Cruz. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Big, big, big fight. | ||
| Big fight. | ||
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Huge. | |
| Big fight. | ||
| Just for Dominic and his fucking injuries. | ||
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I know, man. | |
| I'm curious to see how, I'd show up Dominic makes it to the fight. | ||
| I'm curious to see how that fight goes. | ||
| It's still January. | ||
| That's a whole month of training. | ||
| It's a long time. | ||
| That's a fucking crazy fight. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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Great fight. | |
| Both guys just fuck people up. | ||
| TJ needs a fight like that. | ||
| It's going to boost. | ||
| Because, you know, beating Hennem Burrell, the U.S. really didn't know who he was. | ||
| So, like, all right, cool. | ||
| We know he's a big underdog. | ||
| But Dominic Cruz, granted, he's been out of the limelight. | ||
| He's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| He is. | ||
| And goddamn, how good did Dominic Cruz look in that Mitsugaki fight? | ||
| I wish I hadn't seen him fight him forever after that. | ||
| He came out like a demon. | ||
| He beat the shit out of that guy. | ||
| And TJ looks sensational in the Borowry match. | ||
| Look at that card, son. | ||
| Oh, you got Anthony Pettis, Eddie Alvarez. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Brown Mitrione's a beast of a fight. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Boch Herman. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| First fight on the main card so far? | ||
| Crookshank Felder. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| Detroit Superstar. | ||
| I love watching Detroit Superstar. | ||
| And Dan Crookshank. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Trinaldo Pearson. | ||
| Look at that sexy bitch that Patrick Cote is fighting. | ||
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Bro. | |
| Bro, that... | ||
| That's Ben Saunders. | ||
| That Rosa-Heddy's fight is ridiculous. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Everyone keeps saying it could be a pay-per-view, man. | |
| Trinaldo and Ross Pearson. | ||
| Bro, this is a fight night? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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God damn. | |
| This is a fight night, bro. | ||
| Fox Sports 1. Holy shit. | ||
| Dude, Darius is on the undercard? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| First fight, man. | ||
| And now is he fighting a caveman? | ||
| Against Tysimov. | ||
| Tysimov is a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Dude, this should be a pay-per-view card. | ||
| That's a great card. | ||
| This is a stacked card. | ||
| You're doing this one? | ||
| Yeah, I'm doing this one. | ||
| Is this channel? | ||
| Is this Fox or Fox Sports 1? | ||
| I think this is Fox Sports 1. Is it? | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| How is that even possible? | ||
| It's because they made it a world title fight, so they decided to have a really strong undercard to back it. | ||
| That Fielder Cronshaw is a motherfucker. | ||
| I wasn't supposed to do this fight. | ||
| This was like last minute. | ||
| Not last minute, obviously, because it's not until January. | ||
| But fairly last minute, they asked me to do it. | ||
| I wasn't scheduled to do it. | ||
| So that means that's why I can't. | ||
| I'm not even going to be there for the weigh-ins. | ||
| I won't get there until Saturday morning or Sunday morning. | ||
| They're bringing the heavy hitters. | ||
| It's on Sunday, too. | ||
| It might be like after a football game or some shit. | ||
| Dude, how about Dominic Cruz? | ||
| 20-1, son. | ||
| 20-1. | ||
| Who'd he lose to? | ||
| Dominic Cruz lost to... | ||
| Uriah. | ||
| Uriah, that's right. | ||
| Knowledge. | ||
| Good call, son. | ||
| WEC. Yep, WEC days. | ||
| Yeah, and then he beat him in the rematch. | ||
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Who called it? | |
| You? | ||
| Rogan did. | ||
| Oh, Rogan. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| WEC, son. | ||
| That's a good fight. | ||
| It's a great fight. | ||
| It's going to be interesting to see who's got better footwork and movement. | ||
| I would assume TJ's the favorite, Jamie? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, it's because he's been active, right? | ||
| Yes, that's a huge factor. | ||
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Okay. | |
| That's gonna be a great fight. | ||
| Damn, Donald Raccoon has long titties. | ||
| I can't wait for Pettis and Alvarez. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| You guys coming to the show? | ||
| Are you going to Vegas for McGregor? | ||
| Conor McGregor? | ||
| No. | ||
| You're not? | ||
| No. | ||
| So you're coming to the show? | ||
| EBI's here? | ||
| It's on Sunday, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I'll come for sure. | ||
| You're gonna be able to make it? | ||
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You're gonna come back and boom, you're not gonna get in trouble with the wife or anything? | |
| I'll figure out a way to mark it. | ||
| It's gonna be nuts. | ||
| That'd be fun, man. | ||
| Denny, Javi, Cummings. | ||
| Yeah, and you could also, if you're not going to be there, you could watch it on pay-per-view. | ||
| Yeah, budovideos.com slash EBI5, Sunday, December 13th. | ||
| If you can, make it live, though. | ||
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Go live. | |
| It's so fun to see live. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| It's such an exciting format. | ||
| It really changes grappling by adding that element of putting them in bad positions after it's over. | ||
| It's so awesome. | ||
| So far, people are digging it, man. | ||
| So far, the first four shows have just gotten tremendous reviews. | ||
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Yeah, everyone loves it. | |
| Everyone loves it. | ||
| You know, it's kind of hard to have a bad show. | ||
| I mean, it could happen, but when you have 16 black belts, and it's a tournament, and you see, it's like UFC 2. Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's kind of hard to fuck that up. | ||
| Man, it's hard. | ||
| With Cummings in there? | ||
| Everyone's fucking worried about his leg locks and he's right there gonna fucking chainsaw his way to the finals? | ||
| Probably, you know, but he's got to get through Javi, Hani, and then, you know, there's Rafael Domingos. | ||
| He's a Damien Maia prodigy. | ||
| Ruben Alvarez, another leg lock. | ||
| He's an East Coast leg lock. | ||
| He's from Florida. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | |
| Yeah, he fucks people up. | ||
| Man, and then Kim Terra, Kyle Terra's brother's in it. | ||
| Nathan Orchard. | ||
| Fuck, man. | ||
| It's going to be crazy. | ||
| Sunday. | ||
| December 13th. | ||
| BudoVideos.com. | ||
| BudoVideos.com slash EBI5. And the first four are available at YouTube. | ||
| The live show's obviously a pay-per-view. | ||
| We're giving out last show. | ||
| Eddie Cummings won it. | ||
| And he got $20,000. | ||
| And that was a 145-pound division. | ||
| That usually doesn't happen at 145. All the money goes to the winner. | ||
| It's winner take all. | ||
| So we have to do pay-per-view. | ||
| And about a month later, a month and a half, two months later, I put it on YouTube and let everyone watch it. | ||
| So VIP Front Row is available, reserved in general admission. | ||
| Like I said, If you're in town, and you're free that day, you really should go and see it live. | ||
| Especially if you're a fan of jiu-jitsu at all, you'll see the most exciting format of jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Wild ass fucking fights. | ||
| And when these fights go to a draw, and then they put them in bad positions at the end, it gets fucking nuts. | ||
| Yeah, it's nuts. | ||
| So fun. | ||
| It's such a great idea. | ||
| Such a smart, smart way. | ||
| Just trying to make it fun. | ||
| Good for you. | ||
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Very smart. | |
| Just trying to make it fun, you know? | ||
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Entertaining. | |
| You know? | ||
| We got big things planned. | ||
| EBI 6 is going to be in Mexico City. | ||
| That's going to be a $50,000 grand prize. | ||
| Absolute division. | ||
| Damn, son. | ||
| Mexico City. | ||
| Boom. | ||
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Mexico? | |
| My bad's going international? | ||
| We're going to have a Rio Trials. | ||
| Rio de Janeiro Trials for that in February and then Sao Paulo. | ||
| We're going to go to Rio, have trials. | ||
| Sao Paulo, have trials. | ||
| International, son. | ||
| Yeah, this is going to be... | ||
| God damn. | ||
| It's going to be nice. | ||
| That's beautiful. | ||
| One of the guys that's co-producing this from Tel Avisa, which is a huge network in Latin America. | ||
| I like how you said that. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Tel Avisa. | ||
| Ay, ay, ay. | ||
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Tamas tus huevos. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I got that Spanish accent down. | ||
| Hijo de la Fregada. | ||
| So that's it folks. | ||
| This fucking thing's over. | ||
| Good fights. | ||
| Real good fights. | ||
| Next time we talk it'll be post post Aldo and McGregor and Weidman and Rockhold and Yoel Romero and Jacare and Max Holloway and Jeremy Stephens and Damian Maia and Gunnar Nelson. | ||
| Good shit! | ||
| Fucking googly-boogly! | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Alright, Ben Saunders MMA. Ben will be fighting on the January card on Fox Sports 1 against the lovely and talented Pat Cote. | ||
| Brendan Schaub, you might know him as the fighter from the Fighter and the Kid podcast, storming through the ranks of iTunes, kicking ass all over the world for their live shows. | ||
| Be there, he'll sing Big Dick Bandits while looking deep into your eyes. | ||
| Get your West Coast tour tickets now! | ||
| DFATK.com, son. | ||
| Plenty of gear, including mugs. | ||
| He's an official fighter in the kid. | ||
| Mugs and t-shirts. | ||
| Lots of different t-shirts that Chael Sonny keeps jacking. | ||
| Keeps jacking your shirts. | ||
| He's devious. | ||
| That's how you know you're doing something right. | ||
| He's smart. | ||
| On YouTube, EBI5 Countdown Show. | ||
| Watch that right now. | ||
| Boom. | ||
| That's it, folks. | ||
| See you soon. | ||
| Much love. | ||
| Bye-bye. | ||
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Peace. |
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