Brian Redban joins Joe Rogan to expose "Fat Jewish" (a CAA-linked comedian) for plagiarizing jokes from Princess of Wi-Fi and Pistol Sherman, despite institutional backing—New York News and Washington Post previously documented his theft. Rogan compares him to failed originals like Kevin Pereira, then pivots to psychedelics, debunking DEA claims while citing Reset Me’s research on psilocybin’s anti-depression effects. The episode blends dark humor (bull-running deaths, Ozzy Osbourne’s ex-wife conspiracy), tech speculation (3D holograms, stem cells reviving crushed hearts), and drug culture debates, ending with Rogan’s playful jab at Redban’s shirt business, exposing how comedy’s ethics clash with corporate influence. [Automatically generated summary]
Brian is sometimes a bit aimless, and when he finds a cause, boy, does he get excited.
And his cause was this gentleman who calls himself the Fat Jewish, or Fat Jew, depending on who you ask.
And you know what's really fucked up?
I was telling people to check out his Instagram.
Because I'm like guys always get some funny stuff on there I didn't even think about where it came from because to me as a comic I guess like a self-centered thing like I think of like stealing jokes is like stealing like someone does stand-up and they do jokes I never thought of like memes as jokes, but they really are and a lot of them are From like an individual page like this is a girl that he stole from it's really funny And I went to her page and it's all her own shit and she's was her name Which one are you talking about?
That's actually not the original person I found out.
This has been reported as David Magwood being the one that originally wrote this lion tweet, which is going to start dressing like a lion so the cops know that if they kill me, white people will avenge me.
That was actually written by somebody completely different, and that person's rgay on Twitter, Roxane Gay.
There's actually been so many reports from the New York News, Washington Post, all these places have actually reported about him being a plagiarist for a while.
But it's been one of those things where everyone kind of knew, but the internet never caught on.
And so this is amazing.
There's one report, which is, you have to check out this website.
I sent it to you.
It's on Storify.
It's Top 50 Jokes the Fat Jewish Bogarted from the Internet.
But, you know, with the Carlos Mencia video, I did that overnight when that happened.
And it's an obsession when it's something that's unique and I feel like people need to know about.
And this, to me, is something that I can't believe has been going on for so long.
And I went to the comedy store last night, and everyone goes, oh yeah, I know about that guy.
Yeah, he sucks.
And I'm like, wait, you haven't heard what's been going on lately?
Sandy Danto...
He, who's a comedian at a Comedy Store comic, a paid regular, he actually had a bit of his, his stand-up bit, that he had taken and made it a meme, and then he called him out on it in the comments, and like a couple hours later, he deleted it.
And the same thing happened to Amir Kay, who is another comedian.
The thing about saying it once or twice is like...
I'm not trying to stick up for this guy, but the reality of like sitcom writers like Seinfeld stole not Seinfeld the man But the show stole one of Kevin James bits and did it on their episode and this is when Kevin James was not known Kevin was a friend of mine still is but it was back then and Kevin hadn't made it yet He hadn't it wasn't he hadn't done King of Queens.
He'd won Star Search You know and he'd been like on a couple different TV shows And he had a big deal with NBC, like a development deal, do his own sitcom.
So I was there.
I went with him.
He did this showcase for all these NBC writers.
So what these showcases are, like they do these sitcom things where they would sit down and they would bring, you know, all the showrunners from various shows that have deals with them.
And they'd say, hey, we got this guy.
His name's Kevin James.
We just signed him.
He's really funny.
We want you guys to watch him do stand-up and tell us what you think.
So they watched him do stand-up, and then they stole his bit and used it as an episode of Seinfeld.
Like, Kevin James, it was one of his signature bits.
And this was a long-ass time ago, and it was before the show.
And it's not the first time that happened.
That happened a gang of times.
It happened a bunch of times with a bunch of different comics and a bunch of different shows.
They would have their signature bits turned into...
Like plot lines on sitcoms or gags on In Living Color was a big one.
Like a lot of guys claim that some of the writers from In Living Color would come down to the comedy store, watch guys do stand-up.
Like Handyman, someone said that Handyman was something that they had stolen from, not that Damon had stolen it, but some writer had stolen it.
I don't know if that's true or not, but there's a lot of those things that happen when they think they can get away with it, especially if they can go down to the comedy store on open mic night.
There's so many random people that come to these open mic places that just sit there with their notepads just writing everything down or writing notes.
I actually used to have one that was a mini disc recorder.
Who the fuck taught me how to do that?
Somebody taught me about it.
He had a clip to his belt.
I'll try to remember who the dude is and give him credit, but he had a mini disc reporter clipped to his belt and then he had a line that ran up to like a little lapel mic and he would do all the sets like that and then store them all on mini discs.
So I had a mini disc recorder installed in the comedy store so I could just record the sets and listen to them on mini discs and then we switched over to DAT and then we switched over to CD when you could burn CDs and now I don't even know if that's still there.
Do they still have that CD set up where you can burn your copy of I don't even know anymore.
It seems like less overall statement It seems like a superhero the fat Jewish, but he could easily have employees But has it even been proven that he has any employees and where's this guy getting the money to hire employees?
The other thing I was looking at on his page was he would talk about how much money he's making off of his Instagram I saw him on Katie Couric And he was doing this interview, and I was like, that's weird.
I go, because I don't see a lot of product placement.
So I went to his Instagram to try to find product placement.
And what's really interesting is that his wife slash girlfriend or whatever, she works at Tinder as their head of publicist.
She's like a publicist for Tinder.
She is trained to do...
When I dated a publicist, all she did was tell me all these secrets.
Like, no, you can do this and do that and do that.
Their whole life is how to make money off of social media and get noticed on social media.
Mm-hmm.
So he has, not only does he have a wine company, somebody said he has a t-shirt company, and he's got a bunch of different little companies that he just intertwines into his Instagram to make it look like he's just doing.
Fuck Jerry, who's another almost as bad, if not worse, guy.
And what they do is they just go to Reddit, or they just go to any of these websites, find the number one trending thing at that second, try to find the meat in it, take the meat, throw it on a picture of a black cheeseburger, and then you go.
You have it.
What?
Black cheeseburger?
Well, I mean, that's pretty much what the formula, like if you look for the funniest thing, a thread at different websites, what has the most views, most posts of that day.
Steal that idea and then mix it with something else is what he does the most, where he'll just take a photo of a fat chick or something like that's butt or whatever and put it.
Put the two together.
But what he mostly does is somebody else does that exact same thing, and then he just takes it word from word and the picture, crops the name out, doesn't give any credit, and just throws it up there.
It's called Fat Jew Nude on Shrooms in Mexico where he's just shooting guns and running around naked on mushrooms and then driving at the end.
But there's a lot of interesting videos.
There's another video.
This morning news place had him on the morning news.
And this is right before his Instagram was starting to take off a little.
And he was with his manager and some other person all being interviewed.
I wish I could find it.
I've been looking for it.
If I find it, I can send it to you.
But it's interesting because he kind of put it down like, yes, no, the secret to what I'm doing is just posting a bunch of funny stuff or butts and then getting tons of money from it.
And then he just broke it down.
So if I ever make a video of this guy, I put that aside at my house because there's so many amazing quotes from that interview.
And it's really weird.
His manager, whoever was sitting next to him, she's like, yeah!
We're going to make all this money, bro.
We're going to make all this money.
And then there's a guy, this black guy at the end go, I don't think this is what...
I think Instagram's good for health and fitness and a lot of things, not just butts and...
But he has to take responsibility for that because he is the one getting the paychecks for all this, even if his interns, which are probably unpaid interns is what I'm guessing...
You have to do it.
What I thought was interesting is Brian Hennigan wrote something interesting because he has a book coming out.
And he goes, did Fat Juice sign an affidavit for Grand Central Pub Hatchet US that his new book is all his own work?
Wonder why they're helping a plagiarist.
I mean, that comes different to when it comes to authors and books and stuff like that because you're selling words.
What I've been doing is I've taken the photo and cropped it out and then re-uploaded it to Google Images and tried to find the first time stamped that you...
I had a big smile on my face when I started getting a text from you.
And then when I saw that Patton was retweeting your stuff, I said, alright, I'm in now.
And I started retweeting it, too.
I'm like, fuck it.
Let's pile on.
So, he doesn't even say.
This is what bugs me.
Sorry I'm on Molly.
Whatever.
And then, at Pistol Sherman.
So, I don't know whether or not this girl didn't write it or did write it, but the point is, he thinks she wrote it, and instead of crediting her, he just writes her name.
He doesn't even, like, write original by, got this from, you know, this is hilarious, I found it on her page.
He just has her name there.
That doesn't mean anything.
Like, I put people's names at the bottom of the tab, just so they'll see it or something.
I got deep into this one thread that even had proof of him making fake Twitter accounts and just taking jokes and having that fake person tweet them and then him crediting the fake Twitter account that he owns.
It's a weird situation because it's like some people are just doing it for fun.
And then you're profiting off of their fun.
But that's kind of like...
There was an artist once that was taking photos of other people's art and then drawing pretty much exact duplicates of it.
It was like a cartoon.
It's happened many times, but there was one story that was on this one cartoon that this guy was doing where he had stolen so many of this guy's images and just put his own version of it, but so similar.
And some people were trying to figure out how this guy can get away with this for so long.
But I think there's just too much to pay attention to for you to connect the dots on two different images like that.
And he probably was dumb or ridiculous or thought he can get away with it.
Like, I enjoy them when someone sends me a funny one or when I get a funny one on Instagram and I scroll through it and I laugh at them.
I like them.
That's how I laugh too.
But I want people to keep, but I don't, you know, I don't want to necessarily like, I don't want to discredit the fact that someone made it, but I don't really give a fuck that someone made it.
I don't like it when I see friends of mine that he's stolen from.
And I'm just like, why am I just finding out about this guy now?
And then I remember when I heard his name around on TMZ and Twitter and all that, I just didn't want to ever click on the link because I was like, I don't care about this fat Jew guy.
I don't give a shit.
But then now I kind of want to stop it so I don't have to see more of him in the future.
I mean, now that you know his modus operandi, the other thing is I've heard him talk and he never seems funny.
You know, like when I'm hearing him talk, I'm like, this guy doesn't seem like a funny guy.
You know, like if you, you know, Kevin Pereira, let's use him as an example.
You know, if Kevin was on some show there, you would listen to him talk and you'd go, even if he wasn't trying to be funny, you would say, well, here's a guy that I could see that guy be funny.
I could see him have a clever point on something.
Like if someone presented him with an illogical point of view, he would be like, uh, that doesn't make any sense.
He would start making fun of it.
That's his instinct.
That is, you know, your instinct, comics instincts.
Anybody that you have on that's a funny person would say funny shit.
He never seemed funny.
He seemed like this, like, corporate guy or something.
Well, I mean, what people are telling me is that he was one of those, he grew up in a super rich family, and he's been kind of just thrown and given favors, and that's one of those guys.
Yeah, but if you listen to a lot of his interviews, because I've watched a lot, he pretty much repeats the same stuff, like, I just need to get a guacamole and a bathtub and wine.
I mean, they probably, I don't think they were aware in the entirety of the situation that you're dealing with that.
And I think they probably weren't aware about this guy either.
Because look, I wasn't aware.
I didn't even think of it.
I ignorantly was like, ah, he just takes memes, puts them up there.
I didn't even think about it as plagiarism.
But when Patton wrote it, and then I saw the actual instances, I was like, oh, okay, I see what's going on here.
Yeah, he is.
He's definitely...
And it wasn't just reposting.
See, he could have got the same success by reposting.
You know, I repost stuff.
If you post something funny and I want to repost it, I go to the Repost app, I repost it, and I do it specifically so that people will know that it came from you, and hopefully they'll click on your link and sign up and be one of your followers or whatever.
That's what you're supposed to do.
That's kind of the spirit of the internet.
You know, when someone says something funny, I always retweet stuff.
I never copy and paste someone's tweet.
You know, I just don't.
Unless you have their name in the tweet as well, you know, and then you put in the quote marks.
But other than that, but then, you know, everybody knows it comes from them.
But other than that, I use a retweet or a repost app or quote tweet.
You know, you quote it if you're using the app on the phone.
This is, you know, it's just unethical.
It's unethical and it's against the spirit of what the internet is supposed to be all about.
This free exchange of information, somebody comes in and just fucking sticks a syringe in this pipeline of information, just starts pulling it out, and then profiting.
You know, that's what they're doing.
Instead of contributing, instead of like jumping into this free exchange and then offering up a successful pipeline.
See, because this guy could have been a successful pipeline for all these people.
And I bet he would have still got nearly the same amount of tweets or nearly the same amount of likes and followers and all that jazz.
If he was just a, you know, if you just gave everybody credit and then people would like you.
The only way you can come back from that is to admit that you did that, talk about how you did it, and then you've got to reestablish yourself as being completely original.
Good fucking luck.
We've talked about this before with joke thieves.
It's like...
There's a bunch of guys that were joke thieves, and one of the things you could clearly see, you could see the difference between their material and other people's material.
The other people's material was funny, and then in between this funny shit, they would have their shit.
And, like, stand out like a sore thumb.
Like, there's a guy, I don't need to mention his name, everybody knows who the fuck I'm talking about, who stole a lot of shit from Bill Hicks.
And he had one good special.
And then his second special was hot dog shit.
I mean, it was terrible.
It was like a parody of his first special.
It's because there was no content in it.
Because he had burned all these bridges, stole all this content, was scared, and said, you know, I'll do it myself.
I'll make my own shit.
But he couldn't make his own shit.
His new shit was terrible.
And there's this really clear difference between the two of them.
And I maintain it's because the mindset of creativity is the exact opposite of the mindset of plagiarism.
Because plagiarism is like, I want to pretend that this is all my idea.
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I want to pretend I want to take this, and I'm Get all the love for it.
I'm gonna get whereas like a comic like a Hilarious person is like what what's funny?
Where's the funny?
What is it?
Is it this?
Is it that like you've got you're not thinking about you like what all you are It's like you're this vessel for getting the idea in its best form You're like a boat that carries the joke to the people you got to figure out how fuck do I do this?
Like how many times have any of us been sitting around going I gotta I gotta figure out a better way to set this up, or there's a better way to do this, or you gotta figure out this, or...
If someone comes along and just yanks that and just doesn't have any of the process, they don't know how to do that.
They don't know how to do it.
Like, that process of creating is like learning a language.
And when those fucking jokhtees have to go out and re-learn the language, they're essentially like open micers.
And we've seen a couple guys that we know of that are like that, that got hot from stealing stuff.
But then if you see them now, you're like, where did the fucking creativity go?
He's like, you know, a lot of comics talk about how they bombed.
I never bombed.
I bomb all the time.
You know why?
Because I write stuff.
I try shit out.
Like, when you're writing all the time, man, you're gonna fucking have some duds.
You're going to throw them out there and you've got to go, fuck!
It's not going to be all of them, but it might be one out of ten you've just got to cut off and throw into the ocean.
It's just no good.
It's never working.
But there's a lot of people that are going to see you do that bit until you decide that it sucks.
You're going to fuck around with it.
Because sometimes...
I don't know if you do this, but I know Diaz does it, a lot of guys do this, where you kind of set yourself up in a position where you really don't know where this bit's gonna go.
You know there's something funny in it, so you hope that it comes out on stage.
And so, there's ways of writing where you sit down, smoke a joint, sit in front of your computer or your notebook, I'm just fucking trying to figure out how to do it.
Like, I'll play little games with myself.
I'll say, like, Brian Redband is to Jamie like a walrus is to, you know, a peacock.
I'll try to find ways that the subject interacts with it.
Because I want to try to find out what the best bit is.
But sometimes you just got to go on stage.
And sometimes you go on stage with this premise, and you're pretty sure there's something funny about this premise, but you don't know where it's going to lead.
And then, boom, when you're on stage...
The jokes, like the punchline will reveal itself to you.
The point being that that's a whole process you have to learn how to do.
And if you don't learn how to create, like you with your video editing, you have to learn how to do that.
You had to do some that you didn't like.
You had to do some, like, if you go back and look at your earlier videos, like, they weren't as good as your later videos.
You got better at it as time went on, especially when you started doing it You know, all the time.
You just get smoother.
It's the same with everything.
Those guys are fucked.
Because it's a wrong mindset.
So they become superstars.
But they're not good.
They're not real.
It's like being a superstar track and field athlete, but you really don't run fast at all.
Everybody thinks like god damn this guy's like the fastest guy ever, but you know you've been just You've been like teleporting down the fucking down the path and stealing people's spots and pretending that you're in first place You know and just running through the ribbon.
I won and there was like damn that dude's fast He won again, but you didn't really want you can't really run fast It's almost the exact same thing with people who are plagiarists.
They literally don't have the creativity They've never developed it It's kind of fucked.
It's got to be terrifying.
It's got to be fucking really terrifying because like Charlie Murphy one of the ballsiest things that Charlie Murphy did Was Charlie Murphy was famous first of all for being the brother of a really fucking famous comedian and Second of all for being on the greatest sketch comedy show the world has ever known and being a big part of it He was huge on the Chappelle show Charlie Murphy stories or stories that he would tell like the Prince story Dude,
he was famous for telling hilarious stories and people would look forward to it.
He would be on the stage or on the screen and just waist up telling a story and then you'd see it playing out with Dave Chappelle being Prince and all the crazy shit that would be a part of those stories.
And then Charlie started doing stand-up after that.
So after that!
And, you know, there's some legendary bad sets that he's had.
He had some bad sets, like, that were captured on video.
Where one of them, he did a college, they're booing him and heckling him.
He went back and got the check and tore it up in front of them and threw it out to him and left.
He took fucking crazy chances because he's a famous open-miker.
And you know as well as I know, that process cannot be duplicated.
The process of becoming good at doing stand-up, going from an open-miker to being an established professional, is a fucking bloody grind.
So he's one of those guys that is like a social retard that wants attention.
So he goes to these comedy clubs and becomes a part of the show.
So as this guy's backing away, by the way, I'm torn because I love the fact that Vegas has a comedy scene in open mics, even though there's no one in it.
I'm like, ah, that's cool.
Vegas has got little funky little open mics because Vegas is a weird place.
I definitely think the guy's a cunt, but the reality is the club should have got rid of that dude.
You can't let somebody grab people like that.
You can't let someone run up to the stage like that.
But, you know, they probably can't afford security.
There's only five people in the audience.
We're going to hire some guy who's going to eat up your profits, just stand around there looking big.
So, it's fucked.
You know, Greg Fitzsimmons got in a scrap once at Stitches Comedy Club in Boston, where I missed the show.
Fuck, I wish I was there.
But some guy was in the audience, some guy was heckling, Greg tooled him, and then the guy ran up onto the stage and grabbed Greg, and they, like, fucking scuffled.
Like, they literally got into a fistfight, the bouncers came out, dragged the guy offstage, Greg stood up, brushed himself off, and goes, alright, anybody else want some of this?
Japanese boxer, 24, bursts into lawyer's office, cuts off the 42-year-old man's penis with a garden shears, flushes the organ down the toilet after discovering wife's affair.
Wow.
He carried out the horrifying attack in Tokyo earlier this morning.
He punched the unnamed lawyer repeatedly before severing his genitals, flushed a peanut on the toilet, and waited for the police.
The skilled boxers thought to have carried out the attack after finding out the lawyer had been sleeping with his wife.
While she was driving her car and they found it and stitched it back on.
This lady threw it in the garbage disposal and Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy's wife, was on one of those dumb chick shows and was mocking it, laughing about how it must have looked like spinning around in a circle.
You never heard that?
Dude, it's awful.
It's awful.
Play it, Jamie, because it's really awful.
Because imagine if there was a show, like a man's show, and it's, this is the guy network, you know, whatever.
And on that show, a guy had cut his wife's clit off and threw it in a garbage disposal, you know, Egyptian style.
You know, they do that horrible genital mutilation they do on young ladies.
Imagine if someone was on TV mocking that.
Like, imagine what the clit looked like, just spinning around a circle.
But there was a guy who set up an explosion in his house.
He left the gas on and set like some sort of a timer and set some sort of a device to ignite it and it blew the house up.
He was doing it for an insurance scam and he went to jail for murder because he wound up killing his neighbor.
Remember that?
Yeah, he...
See if you can find that story.
But the fucking damage that just got done from a line inside a person's house.
And it makes you think, it's crazy that you could just do that.
Like, if you were a nut, and you just wanted to turn your gas on and sit there.
Look at this.
This leveled.
This fucking two houses on this block.
And this was all done with gas.
Make sure this is the right one because there have been like explosions that were accidental that did happen that caused some pretty significant damage to it.
A famous video of the house blowing up that came out a couple years ago where You know what I'm talking about, Jamie, that nice house where there's a helicopter going around a house.
Four more gourd to death across Spain as surge and bull run casualties continue.
I hope the bulls are just getting smarter.
Look how fucking big they are and look how many people there are.
That's what's fucked up.
There's way too many people to get out of the way.
You just can't get out of the way.
So you got these bulls and they're real bulls with full-on horns and these real bulls are just running into these packed avenues of people and just mowing them over and killing them.
It's fucking ridiculously stupid.
It's got to be one of the dumbest ways to die.
I wrote this fucking article about this a long time ago, joking around about how dumb it was, and this guy got really mad at me.
It's like, my teacher, my professor did that, and it's all about appreciating the culture, and like, how come you can't just go to the country?
Why do you have to run from a fucking animal to appreciate the culture?
Spain's economic crisis has forced a sharp drop of the number of bullfights in the country, with about 300 fewer bullfights scheduled for this year as compared to the years before the crisis.
Yet the number of ranchers who are raising fighting bulls has stayed the same.
The only way out for these ranchers would be in the festivals in these municipalities.
So it suggests that many of the bulls that would have been destined for bullfights are instead running along the streets of the country.
That's fucking crazy.
Because those are really big bulls.
And they're really ferocious.
And they come from a long line of bulls that have been almost bred for that shit.
It says right there, it says right there, these are bulls with more power, more capacity to charge, uh, said Lorca, whoever that is, uh, of the bulls being used for small-town bull runs, he said that an encounter with one of those, one of these would likely do more harm than the bulls of previous years.
Obviously, you've got fuckin' eleven deaths this year.
Now, as a confirmed member of Team People, I cannot say that I'm happy about this, but there are too many people in the 405, and I think the only way to stop that is to kill off a few retards.
You don't want to kill off the good people.
And I'm not saying this guy was retarded, but his occupation most certainly was.
This truck was driving down the highway, and somebody's dashboard cam catches the truck hit one of those overpass signs that say, like, up ahead, you know, I-5 and stuff like that.
It was too tall for the overpass, and it's very scary.
You know, when we learned that, well, I kind of always knew it, but we really learned that when it came to Nevada and referees and judges for MMA. Really hard to get a judge fired.
Really hard.
Like, they could prove to be absolutely, totally incompetent, but it's like working at the DMV. Like, once you have one of those government jobs, like, you're a government official, officiator, Someone who judges fights like that you might as well have a job working for any other government agency Like it's super difficult to fire you especially with something like like fights Because if you watch a fight and you've seen a bunch of fights you kind of know who won who doesn't want But it's subjective like you might decide that one person won
But Jamie might decide that another person won and there are fights where people will adamantly Like, argue one way or the other.
But there's some that are just undeniable.
And when you get those undeniable ones, you're like, what the fuck were you watching?
How'd this guy win?
And those undeniable ones, you gotta step in.
You gotta fire people.
And they can't.
They just can't.
You can't because it's subjective.
All this person has to do is say, hey, I officiated a hundred different fighting shows and I was never criticized for any of those.
Most of the time you don't get criticized.
It has to be completely egregious before you get criticized.
But it's fucking hard as shit to fire one of those people They just they can dig their heels and especially if they're a part of a minority group You know then they can you know get people behind them and I've Literally heard that conversation before like someone say well there'd be two different problems one Firing someone is hard and then firing someone who might be black or a woman they go is even harder and And I went, you gotta be kidding me.
If you fire a judge, it's not based on their competency.
Some of it has to be considered whether or not they're black or a woman.
And he goes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
He goes, you might as well be, like I said, firing someone who works for any other government agency.
You have to treat it like that.
It was like roast battle.
Okay, let's put roast battle in context, which is an awesome show that people judge.
And it's very rare that anybody disagrees on who won the roast battle.
You know who's got a great judging idea is Anthony Hardonk who used to fight for the UFC now.
He's a trainer trains at Dynamics in Santa Monica trains a lot of UFC fighters, but he's had a great idea for a scoring system.
And his idea for a scoring system is totally different than the one they have now.
What they have now is it's called the 10-point must system, and it's what boxing uses.
So everybody starts out with 10 points, but if, say, you knock me down, then you get, like, you have 10, and I have 8, because you knocked me down.
If I lost the round, then it's 9. But 10-9s can kind of go either way.
Like, 10-9, like, I might think you won 10-9, But somebody else might think Brian won 10-9.
That's real subjective.
But once a guy gets knocked down, it's pretty universally 10-8.
Unless a guy was dominating the whole round and then got knocked down, then it would be 9-9.
Then it would be a draw.
But that's usually not what happens.
Usually when a guy gets knocked down, it's 10-8.
What Hardonk is saying is that that doesn't make any sense and that all of the scores...
But he's from Holland.
All of the scores for all the techniques should count.
So, like, the first round might be six.
You might have six and he might have two.
Because, like, you beat him up, you did a bunch of things to him, and all those things count as points.
And then the next round, it might be you have four and you have three.
So even though there's two rounds in the books and you won the first round and he won the second round, he only won the second round by one point.
Whereas you won the first round by a bunch of points because you're counting up all the different things that you did during that round.
So it's accumulative.
So instead of this 10-9 system where you can have two 10-9 rounds, but one 10-9 round, you totally kick Jamie's ass.
But the next 10-9 round, Jamie barely, barely squeaks by you.
Barely.
Almost like a roast battle situation where you give it to him because he came back from that first round.
And then you're even going into the third and final round.
But you're not even.
The reality is you fucked him up way more than he fucked you up.
And he's got a really good point with that.
Because the idea of having two 10-9 rounds, and one of them is just vastly different.
There's 10-9 rounds where a guy literally does nothing to the other guy, just gets his ass kicked all over the place and just survives, still loses 10-9.
And then in the other one, two guys go toe-to-toe, and it's almost indiscernible who won.
And that's also 10-9.
Stupid.
He's totally right.
And what his idea is a score shouldn't be like 49-48, 49-47, and the third judge scores it.
You know, he's like, it really should be a number like 30 points.
12 or 37 and 6 or 45 and 13 or 45 and 40 like where there's big numbers if the fight has a lot of action like a lot of shits going on it's not just 10-9 there's head kicks and takedowns or there could be a 10-9 round where both guys like Anderson Silva vs.
Talos Laitis.
Here's a perfect example.
Anderson Silva fought Talos Laitis and neither one exchanged.
Neither one did anything.
There was many times in that fight it was boring as fuck.
Because Anderson's a counter-striker and Talos is a jiu-jitsu fighter.
So Anderson knew that he could pick them apart on the outside and not do much.
And Talos knew that if he ran at Anderson it's like running into a meat chipper.
Or a wood chipper.
So he had to figure out which way to play the fight out.
So there was very little action.
It was a really boring fight.
Well, that's still 10-9.
That's a 10-9 round.
I mean, these are 10-9 rounds.
How could that be a 10-9 round when, you know, come up with something fucking completely crazy and chaotic, that could also be a 10-9 round.
Like Shogun versus Dan Henderson.
They beat the fuck out of each other.
That could also be a 10-9 round, you know?
That's crazy.
It doesn't make any sense.
Fights where there's a lot of action, the score should be higher.
And I think that would also show how exciting fighters are.
You could say, like, Michael Jordan scored 50 points playing for the Chicago Bulls.
And everybody's like, holy shit, Jordan scored 50 last night?
Well, if Ronda Rousey fights Betch Cohea again, and...
Beats the fucking shit out of her for the first round, but somehow or another, Betch makes it into the second round.
And you look at the score.
Her score for the first round was 162. Cohea had one.
You know, like, if you see something like that, like, that's like, holy shit.
It would have to be just like scoring in basketball.
It would have to be the techniques that land.
So, like, say, if you and Jamie are fighting, and you hit him with, like, five leg kicks in a row, you'd have to...
You'd have to figure out a way to quantify those leg kicks.
Like what is worth more?
Is a leg kick worth two points and a jab worth one point?
Is a right hand that rocks you worth five points and one that grazes off you worth one point?
You'd have to figure out It would have to be at least partially subjective because the real undeniable, measurable thing in a fight is the knockout and the submission.
The TKO even is problematic because there's fights that are stopped and you're like, ah, the guy was fucking that guy up, but I would have liked to see the guy had a chance to survive.
And then there's other referees where the guy could get fucked up way worse, and the referee lets it go on.
The guy winds up winning the fight.
Frankie Edgar vs.
Grey Maynard, 2 and 3. The first time they fought, Edgar beat him by decision.
The second time they fought, Grey Maynard almost knocked him out.
First fight, Grey Maynard won a decision.
Second fight...
Gray almost knocked him out, and then Frankie wound up making it to the end, and it was a draw.
And in the third fight, Gray almost knocked him out again in the first round, and Frankie wound up knocking him out later in the fight.
So in fights like that, like...
A worse referee would have called that fight in the first round, and Gray Maynard would have knocked him out and won the title.
So it's one of those weird things where you just gotta...
There is a certain amount of subjective decision-making that's going to be involved in fights, but I think...
If the score was based on the actual damage that was done, you'd have to figure out what it's worth though.
What's it worth to have someone's back?
What's it worth to mount someone?
But I don't think it's a bad thing to figure that out.
I think it would be worth a lot for the sport to get outside of this boxing system.
If you're up in the third round in this scenario where you can score that way, and you're up, I don't know, 35 to 15, and you kind of just stop because you're up, how do you prevent that?
I mean, that's just part of the game, but the guy who's down, it's his job to go after you now and try to score and win, try to knock you out, try to stop the fight.
Sometimes we're a guy, we all know this, where a guy's going into the third round and he got his ass kicked the first two rounds and his corner says, you've got to stop him.
You've got to finish this fight.
He knows it.
He knows it and the other guy knows it too.
If someone has clearly won two rounds in a row, all you have to do is fucking dance around in that third round.
And guys have done that before, and it wound up fucking them over.
I don't know.
I think the system sucks.
The system is terrible, but Hardonk's idea is the best I've ever heard.
Doc Hamilton, who's a very good judge and a long-time martial arts practitioner, he had a good system, and his system was a half-point system.
His system was instead of 10 points, you could use half-points too.
So like in cases where it's like real close, you could say, well, that guy won, but he only won by half a point.
Or he won by a point, where it's really clear.
Or he won by two points, if he's really got his ass kicked.
Like, utilize the point system and make it a bit more obvious that there's a gap.
And that'll, accumulative, that'll add up towards the end of a third round.
You would be able to add that.
Like, well, the first round, he won by half a point.
But the second round, he won by two points.
And then it would all, like, it would show up better.
I just think the ten-point system, as they use it right now...
Really is lame.
And it comes from boxing.
It's not a good system for MMA. It's a good system for boxing.
Like, say if you beat a guy upstanding, you beat him up for, like, the first minute, hit him with a ton of punches, but then he takes you down and gets on top of you for four minutes, but doesn't do anything.
Hits you with, like, a few pity-pat punches, but most of the time you defend yourself.
A lot of times people will think that that guy who was on the bottom Getting hit with the pitty-pat punches by the guy who's on top of him lost the round, even though he beat the shit out of that guy for the first minute.
Like, he did way more damage.
That first minute, that guy's cut, he's beat up, his eye swelling, he got hit with bombs, but he survived enough to get the takedown, and then because he was on top for more time, people would give him that round.
So it's goofy as fuck, man.
It's really hard to figure out how to do a better job of scoring it.
But I think that Hardock has the best idea I've ever heard.
And I'm going to have him on the podcast someday, someday soon, because he's out here.
He's out near Woodland Hills.
So I'm going to have him on soon and have him talk about it and talk about training and stuff like that too.
But I think his system is way better.
Here's something I wanted to bring up because it's pretty fucking crazy.
There was a new study that was out in Reset Me, Amber Lyon's company.
She, by the way, has become a complete drug addict.
She's just traveled around the world doing psychedelics.
But she wrote this...
She's got this new website.
It's called Reset.me.
Obviously to sort of signify the the profound effects of psychedelics and that's the the name of the The website and what many people think that psychedelics do and so this guy professor David nut had this that's his name, too Not as funny as hard on but it's pretty close and Both thick guys?
So we had a three-day conference.
It's called Breaking Convention that's held in London.
And basically what they're saying, it's to explore the benefits of psychedelics, but they're saying that psilocybin switches off part of the brain that causes depression, which is insane.
So, you know, there's all these problems that they have with trying to legalize different things that are beneficial, like legalizing for soldiers, people with PTSD. But they found a lot of different drugs that can help people that have been through traumatic situations.
Psilocybin is one of them.
MDMA is a big one.
MDMA apparently has profound effects for people who have seen horrific things and Profound in the fact that it lets them change their perspective on it and literally change their memory changed what it means to them to have had this experience and allows forgiveness in a way that's like really unprecedented so This guy, Professor Nutt, it's a really interesting article.
There's a lot of different talk about psychedelics in it, but about the potential for drugs like psilocybin, LSD, and cannabis too.
And that he's talking about how, because these drugs are illegal, patients are suffering, committing suicide, because they're not getting treated for their depressions as pain.
Or their pain, rather.
It's interesting, because...
I think more and more as time's going on, you're seeing these things become mainstream.
These subjects become mainstream.
The John Hopkins psilocybin study, there's been quite a few different studies that have come out that have shown the benefits of a lot of different drugs to dealing with things that are conventionally, you know, what do they give you for depression?
They give you SSRIs or they give you something else, but this is a completely different effect.
And that's actually what Ari said.
Ari has said that psilocybin was what really helped his depression, helped it in a big way.
Yeah, every time I go travel now, me and Tony both get put into a room, and then they check your Twitter to see, like, where are you working tonight, huh?
Oh, okay, here we go, Tony.
Tony actually got caught, allegedly.
Doing what?
Because I think they recently passed this law where you don't have to do this anymore, but when you work in Canada as a comedian, you have to get a work permit, and that causes the...
So when I ate mushrooms, this was the first time where I actually never, I didn't eat to try to trip hard.
I was just like, you know what?
I'm going to take a little bit while I'm at this bar.
And so it was just enough that I immediately felt insane amount, like amounts of happiness.
And I wasn't like seeing anything or, or like, it wasn't like, like a trippy experience.
Uh, but, uh, I know a lot of people that do that thing where you eat a little bit of mushrooms every day.
Have you heard about that?
But yeah, and I wonder if that has there's something to that, because that could be almost like a imagine being prescribed like a happy pill every day.
And it was just ground up mushrooms, but it was just a smaller amount where you're not seeing anything, but you still feel happy because that's how I felt.
And it caused me to eat more when I was like, oh, this is great mushrooms.
So but then I got out of that just happiness and I start tripping and seeing things.
But the small amount that I originally ate made me feel really happy.
The Schedule 1s, like a lot of the Schedule 1s are like super beneficial and they're the most illegal.
If you look at the Schedule 1 versus Schedule 2 chart, I think Schedule 2 is cocaine because they have medical cocaine.
It's like the idea of Schedule 1 is no known medical use.
To have marijuana and psilocybin, two of the most beneficial plants of all time, in the no known medical use category, just shows how corrupt these criminals are.
Because that's just a lie.
Anybody could go to them with a series of links.
I can email them.
Tell me who it is that's the head of the drug czar guy.
I'll email you just a gang of links.
You click on those links, and then tell me if you think it's still Schedule 1 after it's over.
I think the only difference between a cocaine or a psychedelic is that it will speed up schizophrenia and crazy people, and then we'll just have way too much crazy people in this world if mushrooms were illegal.
That's the head of the DEA and he's not an expert.
And he's saying stupid shit that marijuana is dangerous.
I think it is.
You think it's dangerous, Chuck Rosenberg, you fucking dunce?
That's so goofy.
You know it's not dangerous.
You know what's dangerous?
Idiots.
Idiots are dangerous if you give them wiffle ball bats.
If you give them spoons and electrical sockets.
You know, give them a fork and a toaster.
They're dangerous.
People are dumb, man.
Heroin is clearly more dangerous than marijuana.
Okay, he said that.
Hold on.
Then, this week, Rosenberg evolved further.
After a press briefing on Wednesday where people shit in his mouth, he told reporters that heroin is clearly more dangerous than marijuana.
According to Huffington Post, Rosenberg said he still considers marijuana to be harmful and dangerous, but was willing to make a firm distinction between it and other substances.
Well, he's a fool.
You can't say harmful and dangerous unless you have data.
You are a DEA agent.
You're the head guy.
You should have data.
You know, that's the whole idea.
Like, can you say that aspirin is dangerous?
Yes, you can.
You know why?
Because aspirin, regular old aspirin, kills a fuckload of people every year.
A lot.
Thousands.
They die from it.
You overdose from aspirin.
You take too much aspirin.
Okay, let's guess.
Let's guess.
How many do you think die every year from aspirin?
The big issue with health, or one of the big issues, I should say, is inflammation.
It's a big causer of a lot of different diseases.
And that's why they say that if you clean up your diet, your body becomes less inflamed.
That's one of the benefits of the cryogenic chamber, too.
They think that the cryo treatments provide those cold shock proteins and anti-inflammation responses, and they clean up inflammation inside the body, leading to less disease.
Tylenol sort of like, I think, if I had to guess, I think dulls the pain more, whereas ibuprofen gets the source of the pain more, which is inflammation.
But most athletes prefer ibuprofen.
I think it has like less risk factors too.
But apparently a lot of people get fucked up by anti-inflammatories.
I just can't believe it's that high.
The numbers are nuts, man.
Swine flu is safer than aspirin.
16,500 non-steroidal anti-inflammatory deaths occur among patients with rheumatoid arthritis or osteoarthritis each year in the United States.
When the LA riots were going on, a lot of people had their own personal firearms, and this guy I know, he said he had to go on the roof of his apartment with a gun because they were trying to break into his house and stuff like that, and he actually had to shoot somebody.
I think it's really really rich people that don't give a fuck where that art came from.
They have a private collection and they walk by it and they laugh.
You know that they bought a Rembrandt, that they have a Picasso.
But I think that it's dangerous for them because if they get caught, they know what that fucking thing is.
It's like if you have a Rembrandt on your wall, I don't know about you, but me, I would have no idea what it is.
Someone would have to tell me.
But if someone is a serious art collector, enough that they're willing to spend millions of dollars on a painting, they're going to know exactly what that thing is.
But people are creepy, man.
People that are collectors, like collectors of things, people get real creepy about real specifics, like they want a Picasso, they have a Rembrandt, they have a this guy, a that guy, and they need a Picasso, I need a Picasso, but nothing is on the market.
And then some guy comes up to you and says, I know something that's about to go on the market, and you know, right now it is in a collection.
That is public, and it will no longer be public.
And someone will own it, and it could be you.
Would you be interested in this?
And you're like, well, what are we talking here?
What are we saying?
Well, we'll show you a photograph, and they'll show you what it is.
And the guy goes, well, maybe.
What are we talking here?
Well, we're talking about $2 million.
Oh, okay.
I think we could work something out.
And then they have to figure out how to exchange money where it doesn't get traced.
There was a Roman statue that they brought this guy in.
Brian Callen told me the story, and then I went and listened to it on something else, where this guy had this statue, and they had spent so much money appraising it, and they bought it, and they brought in this expert, and the expert literally looked at it for a few minutes and goes, can you get your money back?
And he's like, what are you talking about?
He goes, can you get your money back?
This is fake.
You need to get your money back.
He's like, what?
And apparently he had bought it from a legitimate source, but the legitimate source had been swindled.
It's like, they can figure out a way to actually add mold to shit, to make it look super old.
They bury things underground and add mold to them.
Like, they figure out a way to have...
Because if you can find something, like, um...
Something that's really old like that.
Somebody gave me a coin.
Mark Gordon gave me a coin.
It's an 1800-year-old coin from Rome.
But there's a fuckload of them.
They made a bunch of them.
This guy, whoever the guy was at the time, had a shitload of his coins made.
You can get a hold of them.
They're not cheap, but you can get them.
But a statue from back then...
Just a really complex, well-worked piece of sculpture is probably worth insane amounts of money.
If there's only one of them and it's 1,800 years old, 2,000 years old, it's probably worth millions of dollars.
So if someone could sit around and figure out how to fake it...
So you make one, you make it real close, then you slowly chip away at it and add to it and then figure out a way to simulate erosion and then figure out a way to get this mold in it.
And this mold was apparently the right mold for the area.
So it had a lot of people fooled.
But this one art expert just looked at it and was like, this is not right.
This is not real.
Like he just knew.
He could just tell.
Because he'd just seen so many of them.
Whereas most people, I mean, if you're a guy whose, your expertise is in appraising ancient statues, you develop a finely honed sense of what an ancient statue looks like.
So for him, it was like really obvious, like right away, like the hue is off, something's off, this can't be real, holy shit, you gotta get your money back quick.
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Whereas, you know, you or I would be like, whoa dude, it's like 3,000 years old.
He figured out this really long process of how to recreate.
He made a forgery, but no one knew how to make the forgery.
And he spent years figuring out how this guy Vermeer actually was making these photorealistic paintings and then figured out how to do it himself and was making paintings like a factory almost that were indecipherable from actual Vermeers.
Anytime Penn Jillette gets involved in something, it's always gonna kick ass.
He's a smart dude.
He looks weird now, though.
He's lost a lot of weight.
I never say that it's bad for someone to be healthy, but he's unhealthy for so long, you kind of recognize him as being this big fat guy, and now all of a sudden he's like super thin.
Let's turn this up a little so we can hear what's going on.
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6,000 LED lights and 50 high-definition cameras.
After they captured all this data, they put it together to make a 3D model of me, and then they were able to project that onto the screen as you see me now.
Just think how cool it's going to be when this gets a little bit better in the future, like the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland, you know, and stuff like that, where you're actually, holy shit, Abraham Lincoln's sitting right in front of me.
That bees, apparently, they hear it like a jackhammer.
Like, the way bees communicate, they're...
I think they're pretty positive that bees are negatively impacted by the sounds and the signals that are flying around them all the time.
Wi-Fi, cell phone, radio, all that jazz.
That it's fucking with their peace.
See, I don't know...
How much we feel, or how much it impacts us.
But what I do know is, every time I go somewhere where there's no cell phone, where it's like Alaska or Montana or something like that, where you're out in the real wilderness, it seems different.
Like, the actual physical environment of the air seems different.
Like, when you're standing out there...
You're like, what if this is a different kind of solitude?
It's a different kind of silence.
It's just like real silence.
It's not like there's something missing in the air.
And it could be just totally bullshit.
It could be a placebo.
It could be just the fact that you know that you can't get a cell phone signal and there's no one for miles.
You can't see anybody.
That it just gives you this feeling of solitude that sort of accentuates the...
You know the quiet of the environment but it might not be it might be there there might be an actual physical thing like a That you're feeling in your brain that you can't quite put your finger on but it's there all the time It just makes me wonder though if we could look at it like something like a gnat though and be like well they would feel it first You know they're so small that just a tiny gnat or what are those little red dots that are insects that are always like Walking around on bricks and stuff you know I'm talking was like a bright orange dot And you're like,
I'll just accept that that's a bug, that orange dot.
This is on CNN. Yeah, and they're saying that the cell phone signals, somehow or another, cell phone radiation may be contributing to the decline of bee populations.
In some areas of the world.
You know, Radiolab had this interesting story about bees, where, um, in China, they, because of what, what are you, what are you pulling up here, Jamie?
This might be, might as well be ISIS. Who knows if they're telling you the truth.
Um, uh, this is a Huffington Post, bro.
Says it's real.
What was I just saying?
Oh, decline in bees.
In China, they did this study where they found out that they had rapidly declining bee populations for whatever reasons, pollution, whatever.
And so they decided that they were going to have to figure out another way to pollinate some of their plants.
So these apple trees.
So they hand pollinated the apple trees and their yield went through the roof.
Because apparently when you have bees do it, bees are sloppy fucks.
They don't even know what they're doing.
It's like you're asking someone to do something and they don't even know what they're doing.
And they're idiots.
You know, bees are just little robots, little insect robots.
They just run around and they get this pollen and they accidentally spread it.
They're not doing it on purpose.
But when you have people do it on purpose, they had people doing it with paintbrushes.
And when they had the people doing it with paintbrushes, like significant increase in yield.
But then people wanted more money, and then they realized that, you know, in China, like, the more lucrative the business became, the more people organized and said, we want more money, and the more they decided it was cost-prohibitive.
But they tried...
This is all from a Radiolab podcast called...
I think it was called Worth.
Don't quote me on that, though.
But it was all about how much are things worth.
And one of the things that they were talking about were how much...
How much is it worth to have bees pollinate these plants?
You don't think about it that way.
You think about it like, oh, it's just a part of nature.
But if you had to put a monetary value on it, then maybe you would think more carefully about maintaining healthy bee populations.
And I think the number they were using was like in the billions.
That having healthy bee populations that pollinate plants is worth X amount of billions of dollars in labor.
This is the idea, I think, is once we pollute the atmosphere to the point where bees can't live anymore, they're going to release these fucking insect hordes.
Harvard Microbiotics Lab have been working with its micro-air vehicles project since 2009. Working on it.
Barring from the biomechanics and social organization of bees, the team of researchers is undergoing the creation of a tiny winged robot.
Look at this fucking thing, man.
Is that real?
Seems real.
It's the size of a penny.
Whoa.
So they cut that bee out of that thing.
The little circuit board.
Published reports from the lab also describe potential military uses, surveillance, and mapping, but the dime-sized cyberbees have yet to be outfitted with neurotoxin tip stingers.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
This looks real as fuck, dude.
If this is fake, this is a really elaborate sort of a hoax.
The real worry is that this is how we're going to do our wars.
These things are going to go into cities and just kill people.
This is robot versus robot until robots get to people and they decimate human populations.
That's the wars we have.
We send robots to kill people.
And then we send robots to kill robots that are trying to kill people.
And then we send our robots to kill the people that created the robots to kill the people.
And then we've got robot wars.
That's possible, man.
100%.
It's gonna start off pretty cool though like oh my god We're getting attacked, but it's a robot attack and we have robots and we're just watching robots on TV here Yeah for a little bit so Jamie there is a video of it just look up robotic bees could change the world and then go to It's pretty far down like maybe seven-eighths into the video You'll see this thing is attached for with a very small wire But it actually is flying It's
fucking crazy to look at, man.
It's really weird.
It's a three-minute video, so go to about, like, 240-something.
And you can see the actual fake bug flying.
But it's connected just like that robot is.
You know, the robot's connected with a hose in the back, with wires.
This is connected with a very small wire.
But it's real.
So it's not just a proof of concept.
They just have to figure out a power source that makes sense.
But they're not, the robot bees are fucking crazy and creepy, but what's really creepy is, see that thing?
Look at that thing flying.
That's real.
I mean, it's mimicking a hummingbird or a bee, but look at it.
Well, see, this is an actual bee, but look at it right there.
I mean, that is flying.
That's nuts, man.
Here's what's scarier, though.
Go to 10 Incredible Micro Robots.
This is fucking nuts, man.
Wait till you see this video.
10 Incredible Micro Robots.
Micro and then dash robots.
Top one.
Yeah, that's it.
Check this shit out.
This is one style that flies around like little helicopters.
It would just run over to a laptop and just research fat Jew all day.
Just hang out on MFC. There's a bunch more in that video too.
One of them is a typer.
One of them is typing.
With the top ten organizing ones, one of them is this little thing that goes over a piece of paper, like a typewriter would do, but types it.
So you put a message in this little thing, and then you put this little thing on a piece of paper, and it will print out like a typewriter would what your message is.
Which is really weird.
Yeah.
You can see that one at like...
Let me see here.
Yeah.
Check it out, Jamie.
Oh, wow.
Zufa Labs.
How hilarious.
I don't think it's the same Zufa.
But it said like 225. Go to 225. Look at this fucking thing, Brian.
I mean, I think that typing is kind of...
The idea of a typewriter is kind of outdated.
There it is.
Oh, that's cool.
Look at that.
It just floats across a piece of paper and writes what you wanted it to say.
But it seems like that's old technology that's just not even created yet.
You know, that seems like that should have already been made.
It seems what would be more...
Like, having paper that you could just take a flash and print it by just doing, like a Xerox machine almost, where you're just flashing some paper, like a negative photo or something.
I think, also, what we were looking at earlier, the Kerasana Marina thing, the 3D, they're going to be able to do that with just, you're going to take a video or something with your cell phone and be able to send it to Jamie, and Jamie will watch, like, Princess Leia.
It's just a matter of us staying alive long enough to see things that we never thought could be real.
It's not that far away.
There's these people that we don't even know, you don't even know they're working on these things, nobody knows of them, but yet they are like that close to going public.
Everybody has to swipe key cards before they go in the building.
They check your bag.
They make sure you don't bring your phone.
Your phone has to go into a bucket when you go into the laboratory because this is all proprietary shit.
They're checking.
They probably have those fucking fake buttons that are really cameras and shit.
Let me see your glasses.
Let me see those fucking glasses.
Glasses now.
They have glasses with little tiny cameras in them that are like so hard to see.
If you look at your selfie camera, look how little that goddamn lens is.
Like the selfie one, like the one on the back is tiny, right?
That's how they had to do it, because they didn't trust anybody.
People would leave with the product.
That's the same thing with these laboratories that are about to go live with all this crazy technology.
They have to take every precaution possible to make sure that people don't go public with their stuff.
That's one of the things about...
Big inventions, whether it's the light bulb or the telephone.
When these things are being worked on, there's usually a bunch of other people working on the exact same thing.
Like, scientific minds.
Here's the thing about, like, innovative minds or brilliant people.
They don't work in a vacuum.
For every Nikola Tesla who comes up with shit completely independent of other people's thoughts, there's most people, what their ideas are based on is based on the ideas of a bunch of other people that are sort of like Extrapolated to a point that maybe a few people saw coming,
you know, whether it's the idea of a telephone or the idea of Holograms or 3d printers or all these different things like people kind of see it coming and they're all working on it And then this one Thomas Edison motherfucker comes out with that light bulb and everybody's like wow, he's a genius Thomas Edison invented the light bulb and America was changed.
Where would we be for not the work of this great man?
Well, there's probably about five other dudes that we're working on at exactly the same time.
That's sort of what always happens with this stuff.
So a lot of it becomes a rush to getting the funding and getting the patents and then figuring out how to get it produced.
But there's usually probably a bunch of people working on similar shit.
So, like, right now, when you see this stuff, like these little micro-robots, when you see those big, crazy Boston Dynamic robots, and you see artificial intelligence, and this is all stuff that they're going public with, they're probably so close in so many different labs developing something that's really going to make you shit your pants.
And they've got a kidney working for 136 days, and it says that they're probably geoengineering some of these pigs to be better to suit human organ transplants.
Well, here's something that Dr. Gordon, Mark Gordon, told me about.
I was telling him about the success that I had with getting stem cells shot on my shoulder.
It's kind of creeping me out.
Like, my shoulder still makes kind of some clicks.
It does some weird clicking stuff.
And, you know, I kind of feel it.
But I can't say there's any pain.
And I'm practicing archery every day.
So I'm shooting arrows with it.
So I'm pulling back.
This new bow I have is only 70 pounds.
But I'm pulling back 70 pounds.
100 times a day every day and it's not hurting like the next day It feels like a little like something's going on with it, but it doesn't hurt whereas it would definitely be hurting before before the stem cells and Like lifting weights doesn't bother it like chin-ups don't bother it rows Don't bother it all these push-ups don't bother it all these different things that bothered it used to bother and it's only been four weeks What's freaking me out is how quick it is I talked to Daniel Cormier.
He's a UFC light heavyweight champ.
Same shit.
With the asterisk next to the champ.
But same shit.
He had an MCL tear.
Got some stem cells shot in there.
Bam.
No more swelling.
Feels great.
They don't even know how it works.
They have ideas of how it works, but they're not really sure how it's working.
These are non-specific cells.
And these cells go to the injured area, and they somehow or another know what's injured.
Through the immune system or something, the utilization of these stem cells causes injuries to heal way quicker than it ever did before.
And Dr. Gordon was telling me about this guy who got in a car accident.
Gets his chest crushed, okay, on the steering wheel, down to 30% heart capacity.
Yeah, I wonder if there's also, because you're adding something new to the body that's kind of foreign if that passes on through DNA or, you know, like in the future.
I just put a drop cam next to my bed, and I had it tell me any time it hears noises or movement, and then it records it in the clouds.
Then I can just go back and be like, oh, there's a noise here.
Oh, that's me snoring, or that's me moving.
I've been doing it for a couple months.
It's mostly, I'll snore on nights that I heavily drink or something like that, but it's always at the beginning of my sleep, and then I just, it's only for like a half hour or so, so it's not the whole night going like that or anything like that.
Well, heavily, when you're drunk and really exhausted, when I'm really exhausted, I snore horrible.
Like, the worst.
Like one of these hunting trips that I went on, me and Steve Rinella had to haul this pig down the side.
Well, I shot this pig and it rolled down the side of a hill.
And it was really far down the hill.
And the hill was ridiculously steep.
Like this.
I mean, like you couldn't walk up it.
You had to crawl up the hill.
You could crawl up it, but you literally couldn't stand up straight.
I mean, it was just that steep.
And it was a big pig.
It was like 200 plus pound pig.
So the pig goes...
Rolling down the side of this hill, and we had to figure out how to get it up the hill.
So we attached it to these cables, and we had this truck pull it, but the cables were rubbing on the rocks on the hill, and they kept snapping.
The cable snapped twice, and the pig came rolling back down, and then we had to stop the pig from rolling down.
So then the guide from the Tohon Ranch said, all right, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to roll the pig downhill.
I'm going to roll the pig downhill, and I think if you just roll it downhill, you'll get down to the road at the bottom, and I'll just drive around and pick you up the road.
So we figured, oh, okay, probably won't be that far.
He totally misjudged.
So not only that, I shot this pig with like five minutes left of light.
So it was like, if it gets dark at 6 o'clock, I shot the pig at 5.55.
So all this stuff we're doing in dark.
And this is a place, the Tejon Ranch, that has a, they have a trail camera that picks up movement and takes photographs.
So they have this waterhole.
They got pictures of 16 different mountain lions in this one waterhole.
And it's just me and Ranella with one gun.
I don't think he even had a gun with him.
I think it was just me and him.
One gun, 16 mountain lions, and a dead pig.
We're rolling it down this hill, but you can only go so far because we got to this point where it was just like so heavily wooded We had to cut up the pig and then we had to carry it out So we have to we had to gut this pig we take out the heart because you eat the heart and We got rid of the rest of the organs and he put one half on his shoulder.
I put one half on my shoulder and And then we had to carry this thing the rest of the way.
So we're carrying it for miles through the woods.
And the woods are like, it's super steep hills.
You get to the bottom.
You're trying to climb over logs.
I mean, it's fucked.
And it takes hours.
So from 6 p.m.
to midnight, this is what we did.
We just carried this.
We each had 100 pounds on our back.
Climbing over woods and trying to figure out how to get to where this truck is.
We finally get to where this truck is.
We got back to the cabin and just conked out.
And apparently I snored so bad that everybody else in the building didn't sleep.
If you've never seen a picture of someone who got bit by a mountain lion, there was some poor lady who was on one of the news shows, and it was so graphic.
She had been attacked by a mountain lion on her bike, pulled her off of her bike, someone else tried to beat the thing off of her, and it just had a hold of her head, and just tore her face apart.
He's fighting for Bellator, and one of the reasons why he's doing this is to try to raise awareness for the Pygmies.
He's such an amazing dude.
He's a real deal.
I always look for people like that.
I always think maybe somewhere along the line he'll reveal himself, and it turns out that he was really just doing this for his own profit, but he's not.
I don't think that about him, but you think that about someone usually when they have some big, like, remember Coney 2012?
The guy was, uh, well explain why you say whacking it.
Because the guy was in, uh, he was putting together this ridiculous thing to go after Joseph Coney and, you know, letting everybody know what a horrible person Coney was.
And then something happened to homeboy.
He wound up losing his mind and was in his underwear running around in traffic in San Diego, beating off in front of people.
And that was the end of Coney.
You have to be a perfect person.
You can't have a great cause and also be a nut.
Because then people just immediately dismiss your cause.
We never heard a peep out of Joseph Coney ever since.
It was Coney 2012. Here he is.
He's totally naked.
Crank this up so we could hear this guy He's running around naked and he's clapping What do you think he was on?
Different types and schedule, different classifications of amphetamines.
But like that was a big thing in professional pool was guys would play on amphetamines.
They'd play for 24, 48 hours.
They would play until the other guy dropped.
And they would they would gamble the entire time and apparently when you're on amphetamines you can see things better like you see like the path of the balls better you see like where the ball is gonna go someone described to me that they used to do meth and he said when you play pool on meth you know you look at a ball and the ball looks circular When I would play on meth, he said, I would see flat surfaces.
So I'd see like a series of flat surfaces around the ball, and I would know exactly what flat surface to hit.
So the ball collisions, like when you play pool, if you look at a ball and you're trying to cut a ball in the side pocket, you're just kind of estimating where the ball is going to collide with the other ball.
And that collision point, you have to assume there's going to be Like, a little bit of friction.
It's going to move the ball off the line a little bit, especially if you're cutting a ball.
So you've got to kind of compensate that, and you add a little spin to it to try to compensate for the deflection.
So there's all these variables that you have to kind of like play on feel.
He said it wasn't on feel.
He said when he was on meth, he would see like flat surfaces.
So he knew that this flat surface had to collide with that flat surface, and it would make like a direct tangent line that would go into the pocket.
And I was like, how come you can't see that when you're sober?
He's like, I can't even describe to you what it's like.
He's like, but when I'm fucked up on meth, I would see, like, flat surfaces instead of a curve.