July 12, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| What is up, everybody? | ||
| This is a fight companion. | ||
| If you've never listened to one before, we try to follow along with the fights, but you never know where it's gonna go. | ||
| Our captain of the ship, Joe Rogan, is in Vegas at UFC 189. Possibly the biggest UFC ever, according to Joe, especially. | ||
| I say UFC 100, but what can you do? | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
|
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I'm tired of talking about UFC 100. Yeah, sorry, man. | |
| We're 89 UFCs away from that, so we've moved on. | ||
| We've got a squad here tonight. | ||
| I'm excited for this one. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Brian the Kid Callan, Bobby... | ||
| Bobby Lee. | ||
| Bobby Lee. | ||
| What's your nickname if you're a fighter, Bobby? | ||
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Oh, uh... | |
| Yellow Scallop. | ||
| Yellow scallop? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Dude, that's... | ||
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Because I'm like a yellow, fat person. | |
| I look like I have no formation. | ||
| I'm just feet formless. | ||
| Okay, but that doesn't sound very menacing if you were to... | ||
| Bobby, the yellow scallop! | ||
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How about scary yellow scallop? | |
| I don't know, because I'm not afraid of a scallop. | ||
| I want to eat a scallop. | ||
| SSC, SSC. Yeah, but what would be your technique? | ||
| Would you just be so amorphous that when you got hit... | ||
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No, I go on my back, and then I bend over, and then they just fuck me from behind. | |
| Well, no. | ||
| Is that a move? | ||
| I don't know if that's a move. | ||
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Is that a move? | |
| No. | ||
| That's a porno set, man. | ||
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Oh, it is? | |
| Although, a lot of times, guys, they sleep after they are done. | ||
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Ah. | |
| Well, I've got to get a different instructor, then, because that was what the movie taught me. | ||
| I think your nickname should be Bobby... | ||
| Bobby, come out to Yale! | ||
| Come out to Yale! | ||
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Well, no. | |
| That's racist. | ||
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Come on, dude. | |
| You're the one who said it. | ||
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No, I said come out to Yale. | |
| No, the way you said it, you go, Now, I would assume in this room, the person who knows probably the second most about the UFC is your girlfriend, Bobby? | ||
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Kalilah. | |
| No, I'm just a passive participant. | ||
| I'm just going to chime in, you know, here and there. | ||
| Well, it's always nice to have a nice voice on the mic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's for sure. | ||
| And Kalilah, your job is also, besides me, I mean, obviously I'm a good looking man. | ||
| It just got a lot better looking in here. | ||
| Yeah, I want to talk about who you think is the sexiest fighter in this whole group as you watch the fights. | ||
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Oh, sure, I can do that. | |
| But see, my taste in men is a little bit weird. | ||
| I mean, I date Bobby. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Whoa, why'd you laugh so hard, dude? | ||
| Hey, bro, come on. | ||
| Whoa, whoa, dude. | ||
| I'm an artist, dude. | ||
| No, I'm with you, brother. | ||
| Yeah, she's into... | ||
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I mean, I can't help the way God made me. | |
| No, no, no, I think you're a good-looking dude. | ||
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There's nothing I can do with the vessel. | |
| You shouldn't, bro. | ||
| I think you look good. | ||
| Wait, let me... | ||
| Also, you pulled an attractive lady. | ||
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What? | |
| You pulled an attractive lady, so you're doing something, right? | ||
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Well, you know, she's very attractive, and she's a good spirit, and she has a great heart. | |
| And also, we met on Tinder, and I wanted to have... | ||
| Whoa, whoa, is that true? | ||
| Yeah, I wanted to have sexual intercourse with her first, but then I realized that I loved her, so then we got into a relationship. | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| That's his, like... | ||
| There's a point of pride there that we met on Tinder, and I think it cheapens the entire relationship. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| It's 2015. But it's Tinder. | ||
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It's a hookup app. | |
| It's not like Match.com. | ||
| I gotta tell you, you're very hot. | ||
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I have a small penis. | |
| You're wearing a bandit. | ||
| You're wearing a bandana right now. | ||
| You're wearing a bandana and it makes me furious, but I also like it. | ||
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It's not a bandana, bro. | |
| It's a head thing. | ||
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It's a head thing. | |
| It's like a head. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Is that for sweat in your eyes? | ||
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I don't know, man. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| My hair is long. | ||
| It's uncontrollable, you know? | ||
| So I put it on. | ||
| You sound like you suddenly got a Korean accent for a second. | ||
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Uncontrollable. | |
| Uncontrollable. | ||
| Brian, you know your boy Matt Brown won tonight. | ||
| Supposed to be fight of the night against the Dirty Bird. | ||
| He already fought? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| For sure learn what the cards are. | ||
| I didn't know I missed the prelim. | ||
| Yeah, so during the fight campaigns, I feel like reaching across this and strangling you. | ||
| During the fight campaigns, it's only the pay-per-view percent. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| So hold on. | ||
| Hold, please. | ||
| Matt Brown choked him out guillotine. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It was a heck of a fight. | ||
| Not fight of the night, but a heck of a fight. | ||
| This year, fight of the night right there. | ||
| That right there. | ||
| How long did it last? | ||
| It was late in the first round. | ||
| There's like, I think, a minute or 30 seconds left, right, Jamie? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's a big win for Matt Brown. | ||
| Huge win. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, he's ranked number five. | ||
| I don't think Tim Means was ranked, but still, matchup-wise. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Huge win. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Do you think that's psychological? | |
| Did you see that pre-fight thing where they were on stage together and then like the other guy? | ||
| They're called the weigh-ins. | ||
| Alright, baby. | ||
| Alright, the weigh-ins. | ||
| Brendan's the guy to ask that question. | ||
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The weigh-ins. | |
| But you know how, will you get into somebody's mindset if you are like crazy up there? | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
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Because you know what, you know. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because you see the guy who put his hand on Robbie Lawler's face like that. | ||
| Yeah, it does nothing. | ||
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It doesn't? | |
| It does nothing. | ||
| It's all for show to hype the fight. | ||
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I would cry. | |
| And so everybody there knows, everybody there knows their, I mean, No one's worried about anything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Literally, it's like, what? | ||
| You just want to weigh and get out of there because you know you're one day close to the fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's when things get real. | ||
| That's when you're like, oh, there's no turn back now. | ||
| That's where you get nervous. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, oh, damn. | ||
| I said to Brennan he was going to fight Andre Arlowski. | ||
| And Andre Arlowski's a monster. | ||
| He's fighting for the title. | ||
| And Brennan beat him, by the way. | ||
| He's hairier than Callen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I said, how are you feeling? | ||
| And Brennan goes, scared. | ||
| And that's all he said. | ||
| I was like, Jesus. | ||
| That's honesty right there. | ||
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Does he still wear the mouth guard with the... | |
| With the fangs? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's one of my favorite fighters. | ||
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You fought him before, right? | |
| And beat him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I was on the wrestling team in high school. | |
| I used to get really nervous before meets and stuff. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
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Really nervous. | |
| Anything one-on-one. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm sure you got nervous before you do stand-up. | ||
| When you first started. | ||
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Yeah, but the wrestling was still more nerve-wracking for me. | |
| When I was a kid, I didn't know how to deal with that kind of pressure, really. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| As a kid, it's horrible. | ||
| I'll tell you what I am digging is the new layout of the UFC. The design. | ||
| Everything's a lot cleaner. | ||
| The graphics are cleaner. | ||
| It's a lot more professional. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Just to let everyone know, this is the first night that the guys are wearing the Reebok Kits, as they call them. | ||
| So you can't have any other sponsors. | ||
| The fighters have to wear these designated Reebok kits. | ||
| So everything looks a lot cleaner. | ||
| Obviously the graphics are a lot cleaner. | ||
| I love the look. | ||
| What I don't like... | ||
| The Octagon looks like a NASCAR now. | ||
| So now the fighters look cleaner, but the Octagon's dirtier. | ||
| Wait till you see the Octagon. | ||
| There's literally ads everywhere, but then the fighters are super clean. | ||
| So the only issue I have with that, I love the whole look of the UFC. I'm actually not even mad at the kits because it's super clean looking. | ||
| But now the octagon looks dirty. | ||
| And then when you have all those sponsors, no one's seen any of that money. | ||
| The fighters aren't seeing the money. | ||
| So for the UFC, it's great. | ||
| But for the guys with the talent inside the octagon, they're not seeing any of that. | ||
| That's the issue I have. | ||
| But I'm sure times have changed. | ||
| However, the look, I approve. | ||
| Surprisingly, I approve. | ||
| I thought people were going to think I was going to hate on it. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| I actually like the cleaner look. | ||
| It looks more like the NFL or NHL. Yeah. | ||
| Which is what they're going for. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| The sport's growing and... | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Look at Mr. Pickett. | ||
| People are crunk for this fight. | ||
| Pretty crunk. | ||
| I hung out with him. | ||
| He came to my show in Florida with Thiago Alves and Matt Brown and Mike Brown. | ||
| Is he your friend now? | ||
| I was loving it because he's not a big guy, but he dresses very well. | ||
| He was wearing a... | ||
| Had a hat on, right? | ||
| Had a beautiful, beautiful polo on. | ||
| And I think it was a pink polo. | ||
| And I was like, he's a small badass. | ||
| Not afraid to wear a pink polo. | ||
| I was very impressed with him. | ||
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I was in first class once with Hoyler Gracie. | |
| And then when we landed in New York, I asked him for a hug and he hugged me. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Was he cool about it? | ||
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I didn't say anything the whole flight because I was so intimidated, you know? | |
| If it was Hickson, I would have not said anything at all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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But it was Hoyler. | |
| He's gentler looking. | ||
| I saw Hickson at Pacific... | ||
| Hickson's a timepiece. | ||
| Yes, at Pacific Greens about ten years ago. | ||
| Good looking dude. | ||
| Understand how he looked like a superhero. | ||
| I didn't know what to say, so I go, Hickson, hi. | ||
| I used to train with Hansel in New York. | ||
| You said it like that? | ||
| That probably pissed him off. | ||
| He goes, Hansel, okay. | ||
| I was like, okay. | ||
| He said, beat it, peasant. | ||
| They get along, don't they, or they don't? | ||
| I don't know exactly the relationship with everyone. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| Hickson's a beast. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| He's probably the best looking one. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| Let's be honest. | ||
| Him or Henner. | ||
| Henner's a good looking dude. | ||
| Did you ever see Henner's a stud? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| I'm not saying studs. | ||
| I'm saying good looking. | ||
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No, good looking. | |
| Henner, come on. | ||
| Henner's a 6'4 with a Calvin Klein body? | ||
| 6'5 probably. | ||
| About 6'5. | ||
| 6'5. | ||
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Who do you guys think the best looking guy in UFC is? | |
| Who's the best looking guy in UFC? Luke Rockhold, Brandon Chobbs up there. | ||
| I don't know if I'm up there. | ||
| Brandon Jobs in the top three. | ||
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You're very pretty. | |
| You're a very handsome guy. | ||
| Pretty? | ||
| No, I mean like in a good way. | ||
| Hey, you're hot. | ||
| You're hot, dude. | ||
| Yeah, bro. | ||
| Thanks, brother. | ||
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He looks like a 1950s doorman. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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You know what I mean? | |
| Like you're in Detroit. | ||
| I think he looks 100% Puerto Rican. | ||
| I look like I wrangled tigers. | ||
| That's why I look like... | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| If I grab the mustache? | ||
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Lion tamer. | |
| Lion tamer. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| You need a mustache. | ||
| If you had a mustache, you'd look like one of those 1920s strongmen. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what you'd look like. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I like to go the old school haircut. | ||
| I like the Great Gatsby. | ||
| That's what inspired this. | ||
| I want to say that unless you're Chuck Liddell, you're not allowed to have a mohawk. | ||
| This is not this guy, his trainer. | ||
| If you're 40, you can't have a mohawk. | ||
| You just can't. | ||
| I agree, unless you're Chuck Liddell. | ||
| It's time to stop. | ||
| Roy McDonald goes with the same haircut. | ||
| I'll tell you what, as far as marketing goes, not feeling that haircut, Roy. | ||
| And Roy's my boy. | ||
| And you know marketing. | ||
| Why do you not like that for him? | ||
| You want him clean cut. | ||
| You know, Rory dresses well, speaks well. | ||
| He's a little introverted, but he speaks well, man. | ||
| So why not do it up with the hair, man? | ||
| Grow it up. | ||
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Brad Pickett is dressed like Flea. | |
| I don't like it. | ||
| He plays bass for a band. | ||
| That is Flea. | ||
| Flea doubles as Brad Pickett. | ||
| I'll tell you what, though, this little dude can punch! | ||
| He can hit, huh? | ||
| Yes, he can box his ass off. | ||
| Well, he started, I guess, that was his first discipline. | ||
| Boxing, yeah. | ||
| Tiny little dude. | ||
| He's a small guy. | ||
| You guys like those Reebok kits? | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I don't mind them. | ||
| I don't really have a strong opinion. | ||
| No? | ||
| I'm liking Mike Brown's beard. | ||
| That guy that... | ||
| Former WC world champion. | ||
| Yes, he was. | ||
| He was a stud back in the day. | ||
| A true stud. | ||
| Super stud. | ||
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It reminds me of communism, the colors and stuff, and the kits. | |
| Well, in a way, you're not far off the mark, because if you have to wear something, the fighters no longer can be sponsored, right? | ||
| So they can't wear sponsors, and their money isn't as... | ||
| they don't make any money anymore. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's tough. | ||
| How about that Cutman utility vest those guys have on? | ||
| Where? | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| Because they used to have their own stuff, right? | ||
| Stitch used to definitely have his own stuff. | ||
| Stitch might be more famous than a lot of fighters. | ||
| The Cutman Stitch. | ||
| You see him in Klitschko's corner. | ||
| You see him in everyone's corner. | ||
| Klitschko won't fight without Stitch. | ||
| You know that? | ||
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Stitch is the best. | |
| Yeah, Stitch is the Cutman. | ||
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That's a human being, Stitch? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| His real name's, I think, Stitch Duran. | ||
| I don't know his real first name, but he's like the nicest guy ever. | ||
| He works with the best of the best. | ||
| Like, there's some guys who schedule their fights around so Stitch can come. | ||
| Klitschko's one of them. | ||
| Now, you walk out here, your emotions are all over the place, right? | ||
| No, here you're good, because here you're good, you touch gloves, and it's just, it's go time. | ||
| It's go time. | ||
| You're almost in cruise control. | ||
| For me, I just need to get like three minutes past the first round, and I'm good. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But trouble before then, because you're so nervous, you know? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You can kind of make mistakes. | ||
| You can see the pros kind of chill out, they calm down, and they feel it out a little bit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Heavyweights, there's really no feeling out. | ||
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Can I ask you something? | |
| Do you know where your mom is? | ||
| I already know. | ||
| I googled it. | ||
| But do you know where your mom and your girlfriend and stuff are when you're in the ring or no? | ||
| No, not a clue. | ||
| He knows where I am. | ||
| For reals, I know where Brian's at. | ||
| That's it. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh. | |
| It's weird, right? | ||
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Because I wouldn't know. | |
| I would be in my head like, Mom's on the third row. | ||
| No, I have no idea. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
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Okay. | |
| You can't think that way. | ||
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Why? | |
| And I would imagine the bulk of the nerves is that you just want to perform well. | ||
| It's not about getting hurt. | ||
| No, I don't even think about getting hurt. | ||
| I just want to win. | ||
| I'm more nervous about losing than anything. | ||
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But do you know you're losing when you're losing? | |
| No, I always think I was. | ||
| Every time I thought I was winning. | ||
| If I didn't get stopped, obviously, but if it goes past the first round, I always thought I was winning. | ||
| Every single fight. | ||
| Erlowski, I thought no question I won that fight. | ||
| Without a doubt. | ||
| I was like, oh. | ||
| Even Rogan came in and was like, I think you got it. | ||
| I think you got it. | ||
| And then when it went the other way, everyone was like, what? | ||
| And that's why the crowd was booing. | ||
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Oh. | |
| That sucks. | ||
| Yeah, fight game. | ||
| Vancouver. | ||
| That's my fault for leaving it to the judges. | ||
| Not the best performance. | ||
| That's on me. | ||
| Well, you're forgiven. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
| England, Brad Pickett. | ||
| The Caddies fighting undefeated, 19-0. | ||
| I bet you your coaches are more nervous at this point. | ||
| Big John, that's a tight shirt. | ||
| Big John. | ||
| Got a set of tits on him. | ||
| He's the best. | ||
| He's my favorite ref by far. | ||
| He's also a cop. | ||
| He's a badass. | ||
| He's the best we got. | ||
| By far the best we got. | ||
| He's so intense in the back when he comes back. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Super intense. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I think Pickett's the biggest underdog on the main card. | ||
| He is? | ||
| He's underdog here? | ||
| I think he's plus 550. The caddy's fighting this Brazilian Almeida's 19-0, man. | ||
| Doing something right if you're 19-0. | ||
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Unless you're fighting Powerpuffs. | |
| There he is. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Yeah, minus 660. I mean, what's the point of even betting? | ||
| Explain what minus 660 is. | ||
| I'm an idiot when it comes to gambling. | ||
| You'd have to put $660 on it to win $100. | ||
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Wow. | |
| That's a bad deal. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
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I can't believe Robbie Lawler is the underdog. | |
| You know what? | ||
| I get it. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| Because Roy can wrestle. | ||
| Rory is so good. | ||
| Rory is so good. | ||
| He did beat him before. | ||
| I know. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | |
| I agree. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| I would not want to be an odds maker in Vegas that does fighting odds. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because if anything happens... | ||
| Like Connor Chad. | ||
| It's a 12-day notice? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Right around 12-day notice. | ||
| You've got to make those odds. | ||
| We don't know what Chad was doing. | ||
| Was he in camp training? | ||
| Because I know Chad... | ||
| The thing about Chad is he'll take some time off. | ||
| He's known to take time off and then go into camp... | ||
| When he has a fight. | ||
| I didn't know that. | ||
| I didn't know he takes time off. | ||
| He's known as a guy that hunts and takes some time off. | ||
| So was he in camp, or did he get the call and he's playing grab ass with warthogs and wherever, and it was like, shit, I better get in there. | ||
| 12 days, I'll fight Connor in 12 days' notice. | ||
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So the people who set the odds are privy to that type of information? | |
| No, no. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| That's why betting on fighting is tough. | ||
| I'm very nervous about the Conor McGregor fight. | ||
| But what makes me nervous about the Conor fight, my heart, I want Conor to win. | ||
| He's the best thing to happen in the UFC in a long time since Brock Lesnar. | ||
| By far, great left hand. | ||
| These guys are banging, by the way. | ||
| Super banging. | ||
| But did you see Conor during the weigh-ins? | ||
| He was drawn the fuck out. | ||
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He really was. | |
| He looked very thin. | ||
| He looked like Dallas Buyers Club. | ||
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He was wearing sunglasses throughout the whole thing, and I was wondering why, and then I saw how... | |
| Oh! | ||
| Pick it! | ||
| Big left hand. | ||
| Oh, pick it! | ||
| When you take him down, it gives him a chance to recover. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| You're a boxer! | ||
| Well, he's an MMA fighter, Brian. | ||
| I know, I know. | ||
| Don't ever say that. | ||
| Come on, come on. | ||
| You had him. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! | |
| No, no, don't take him down. | ||
| There you go. | ||
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It's over. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Come on, come on. | ||
| Come on. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Now what? | ||
| No, no, no! | ||
| No, he's out. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| No, let him stand up, man. | ||
| He's rocked. | ||
| See, a guy can recover when you do this. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Big elbow. | ||
| He really took him out there. | ||
| Wow. | ||
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That's huge. | |
| He's still not right. | ||
| Come on, come on. | ||
| He's not right. | ||
| He's not right. | ||
| We don't want to rush in, B. Right. | ||
| He's being patient. | ||
| He's being patient. | ||
| It's called being a pro. | ||
| It's called being a pro, Brandon. | ||
| Believe me, I've rushed in there, Brian Callen. | ||
| And paid a price. | ||
| Paid a deep, deep price against a guy named Ben Rothwell. | ||
| I think he's number six in the world now. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
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So what's Pickett feeling right now? | |
| What is he thinking? | ||
| He's staying calm. | ||
| He definitely knows he's winning the fight. | ||
| He's winning the exchanges. | ||
| So Pickett's getting momentum here, and it's weird. | ||
| It's like your gas tank comes back. | ||
| Even if you're tired and you rock the guy, you're like, damn. | ||
| You don't even think about getting tired. | ||
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Is he happy that he's bleeding? | |
| Does he think to himself, yeah, he's bleeding. | ||
| I'm loving the way Pickett, like his angles and stuff. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Oh! | ||
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Snap, son! | |
| This is a fight. | ||
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This is a good fight. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Damn. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Ooh, he's rocked. | ||
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He's at war. | |
| What a great fight. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
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Oh, snap! | |
| Pickett stands right there. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Tell you what, for one of the biggest... | ||
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Oh, snaps! | |
| For one of the biggest UFC fights of all time, cards of all time, that's exactly how you want to start this thing off. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Oh, snaps! | ||
| There's a reason these boys kicked this fight off, or card off. | ||
| Good God. | ||
| Pickett, keep your hands up. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I'll tell you what, my man Alameda came back here. | ||
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He's... | |
| A tough round to score. | ||
| Super tough round to score. | ||
| I would still give it to Pickett. | ||
| Got it. | ||
| Caught him twice. | ||
| Caught him twice. | ||
| Well, there's still a minute left. | ||
| That's a lot of time to change things. | ||
| You see what I'm saying about the octagon though? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So the Octagon's NASCAR, but the fighters are clean now. | ||
| So you just flip the script. | ||
| So now the UFC, you know... | ||
| By the way, they're wearing the same shorts, kind of, right? | ||
| I mean, it's hard to say, well, one guy in the white... | ||
| Oh, I agree. | ||
| I don't think you should do white and black. | ||
| I think one guy should be in all red, and one guy should be in all blue or all black. | ||
| Because the corners are red and blue, right? | ||
| So we have the shorts red and blue to distinct between the two. | ||
| Because they look very fucking similar. | ||
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They do. | |
| It's very confusing. | ||
| They really do. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Snaps! | ||
| Dude, Pickett's got... | ||
| He's punching on angles here, right, Brendan? | ||
| What's he doing here? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| High-level boxer, man. | ||
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He is, right? | |
| Super high-level boxer. | ||
| That's a little detail. | ||
| He's slipping. | ||
| Like, he's standing there and able to see the... | ||
| My boy Almeida is freaking winning the 10. He's throwing... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Snaps! | ||
| Great fight! | ||
| What a round! | ||
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What a great round! | |
| Wow! | ||
| Round! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
| Jesus! | ||
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Oh my god! | |
| Reebok! | ||
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Good for Reebok! | |
| Yeah, right? | ||
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They really came up. | |
| Good for them, I know. | ||
| Long way from Reebok pumps. | ||
| Long way. | ||
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When did they even start making fight shorts? | |
| Right now. | ||
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This is the first fight. | |
| Yeah, this is the very first fight. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| I like the clean look. | ||
| I like the... | ||
| You know, I've been really outspoken how I don't like Reebok, but I like the clean look. | ||
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You do, right? | |
| Does that make sense? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It looks better. | ||
| But the octagon's messy. | ||
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So you like the uniformity of the fighters? | |
| I like the uniform, but what I think we should have done is said, alright, Reebok's going to supply you guys with all this gear. | ||
| You can have any other sponsors, just no apparel sponsors. | ||
| You can't have anything else but no apparel. | ||
| So now the fighters look basic, but the octagon looks like a fucking taxi cab with those... | ||
| Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting, as they say. | ||
| Hey, is there any way we can get more ring girls? | ||
| Because I don't think four is enough. | ||
| Can we get eight? | ||
| Is there any way we can get eight? | ||
| There it is. | ||
| These guys are doing it here. | ||
| Doing it? | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| You're going to say these guys are sweating? | ||
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These guys are tough and sweating. | |
| Boy, these guys are fighting. | ||
| They're fighting. | ||
| Brian will throw that in every now and then. | ||
| Boy, these guys are breathing. | ||
| I like the way he's moving. | ||
| Brendan, you know what I'm doing? | ||
| Ask me what I'm doing when I watch this fight. | ||
| You're acting like you're moving? | ||
| I'm studying. | ||
| You're studying him? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm using this. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Snaps! | ||
| Flying knee, son! | ||
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Wow! | |
| What a winner! | ||
| 20-0! | ||
| 20-0. | ||
| Can we rank this guy in the top 15 now? | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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Wow, that's amazing. | |
| Good. | ||
| That's a perfect example of what you just said. | ||
| First round, sort of a little bit tentative, and then he just picked it up halfway through. | ||
| That's what's heartbreaking about this sport, man. | ||
| Does such a good job and gets caught with a knee. | ||
| At this level, even at this weight, there's just no room for error, man. | ||
| You take one time off and it's just... | ||
| I'm not saying Pigott took time off, but there's no gap for error. | ||
| Every other sport, you can kind of get away with it. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Great stop by McCarthy. | ||
| I agree 100%. | ||
| You have Eve Levine, you're going to get your ass, whoops, son, down at the bottom there. | ||
| That's Eve Levine, you're in trouble. | ||
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Would he not have stopped that one? | |
| No, he's going to take a couple of hits. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not good for his head. | ||
| Oh, shit, I don't like that. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Who lets it run? | ||
| Boom! | ||
| What a beautiful jab. | ||
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Eve Levine does? | |
| If Eve Levine comes in the bag and he's like, I'm going to be your referee tonight, I go, oh, shit. | ||
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Who's the most prudent? | |
| McCarthy's the best in the business. | ||
| And McCarthy usually does... | ||
| I bet he's the main event guy. | ||
| McCarthy usually does the big fights. | ||
| Because he's so damn good. | ||
| There's not too much controversy with McCarthy. | ||
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But Pickett got back up, though. | |
| I mean, like, right away. | ||
| He didn't die. | ||
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Yeah, but why did they stop it? | |
| Because he was out. | ||
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A couple more minutes. | |
| No, no. | ||
| A couple more minutes. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Two more minutes. | ||
| You don't want the guy to die. | ||
| Two more minutes? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, he got up. | ||
| It's not like he was, like, laying there. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You know what? | ||
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No, he wasn't. | |
| He got up. | ||
| No, he was fucked up. | ||
| He was super fucked up. | ||
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That's, like, automaticity. | |
| Like, that's... | ||
| I don't even know what that word means, but let me tell you this right now. | ||
| The guy got up, and he deserves two more minutes. | ||
| Two more minutes. | ||
| That's some boxing shit. | ||
| So boxing, you get dropped like that, a ref comes up and goes, one, two, so you can kind of gather your shit and get back together. | ||
| That's why you get horrible brain damage. | ||
| That's why the UFC is safer. | ||
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Just saying the ratings would go up a little bit more if he got two more minutes. | |
| If he took out a knife and slit his throat. | ||
| I think there should be knives. | ||
| Personally, knives. | ||
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So what you're saying is that he got up because of gut instinct, like just his body is behaving. | |
| When you saw him get caught, he got knocked out on his feet, he landed on the ground, he was out, and then he came to. | ||
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He wasn't out. | |
| And then he came to, but it's very dangerous to let a fight go after that. | ||
| Phenomenal fight, though. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| Phenomenal fight. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Great left hook. | ||
| Picket did a great job. | ||
| He just got caught against a great fighter. | ||
| Now, is there any way we could spray paint some more sponsors? | ||
| I mean, I see a couple areas open on the map. | ||
| But that's valuable real estate, right? | ||
| So how much does that cost Monster? | ||
| It would probably cost them millions just to rent that space. | ||
| Yeah, not cheap for the biggest fight. | ||
| They can do it on my chest if they want for that kind of money. | ||
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Is this a bad deal for fighters, then, that they're made to wear all Reebok in terms of just sponsorship? | |
| For fighters like Brendan, yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Money-wise, yeah. | |
| Yeah, not good. | ||
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Yeah, I figured. | |
| Because typically, if you become a fighter who has got a following like Brendan, or if you're a fighter that has... | ||
| Really, anyone. | ||
| Yeah, you can wear, you can make cut deals with various companies and say, give me 40 grand and I'll wear this t-shirt. | ||
| Boom! | ||
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But Brian, can they wear their own sponsorship during interviews? | |
| No. | ||
| Not a week, right? | ||
| Not the week of. | ||
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Well, that's not fair. | |
| How is that fair? | ||
| That's life, my man. | ||
| It's out of our control. | ||
| If you want to be a fighter, if you want to make a lot of money, you probably don't want to be an MMA fighter. | ||
| I mean, if you're the exception like Brandon, okay. | ||
| Or you gotta be a 1%er and win non-stop. | ||
| Like the U.S. female World Cup soccer team, right? | ||
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They make, what, $50,000, $60,000 a year. | |
| Not a lot of money. | ||
| But the reason why, what's that chick's name, the hot one? | ||
| What's her name? | ||
| Alex Morgan. | ||
| Alex Morgan makes $300,000, $400,000, $500,000 because of sponsorship, endorsements. | ||
| But she's not wearing those endorsements on the soccer field. | ||
| She's getting it from Gatorade, Nike, all that stuff. | ||
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Oh, for the commercial, yeah, yeah. | |
| Wilmer's a good guy, man. | ||
| Is he a buddy, Brian? | ||
| I hung out with him, and he was a cool dude. | ||
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He did Mad TV a couple of times, Will. | |
| He's a really nice guy, yeah. | ||
| Because that 70s show, he's killing it on that 70s show, right? | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't act as much. | ||
| He's more into politics. | ||
| He's thinking about going into politics. | ||
| At least that's when I talked to him. | ||
| Well, because his show got syndicated, so he's just getting boatloads of money. | ||
| Because your show gets syndicated, you're boned. | ||
| 70's show, think how big that was. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| 70's show is huge. | ||
| Bobby, how much do you think guys like that make now, though? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What are the residuals? | ||
| A ton. | ||
| 70's show? | ||
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He probably makes, residual-wise? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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He could probably make a couple hundred thousand, maybe. | |
| A year? | ||
| A year, yeah. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| Not more than that. | ||
| Wow, I thought he'd make more than that. | ||
| You'd be surprised. | ||
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You'd be surprised, yeah. | |
| Ashton Kutcher's ballin', though. | ||
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Yeah, but he's on Two and a Half Men, though, right? | |
| He's making all the money on that. | ||
| He also has a lot of other businesses. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's an investor on Twitter and stuff. | ||
| You know, he got into Airbnb. | ||
| Twitter and Airbnb when it first started. | ||
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Only a few people. | |
| Powerful Chad Mendes. | ||
| Like Eric Stonestreet is making a shitload of money. | ||
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You know Stonestreet? | |
| Which one's he? | ||
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He's on Modern Family. | |
| He plays Cam, the fat gay guy. | ||
| Is he gay in real life? | ||
| No. | ||
| But the redhead is. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
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Chad Mendes. | |
| Paige Van Ant's in the back. | ||
| Not mad at her at all. | ||
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She's gorgeous. | |
| Super pretty. | ||
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Oh my god, she's gorgeous. | |
| It's hard for me to watch her get punched in the face. | ||
| There's the man of the hour. | ||
| Love the suit. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Five fights in the UFC, and he's the biggest star. | ||
| How cool is that? | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
| Because he backs it up. | ||
| What's going on in his head right now, Brennan? | ||
| You can't get in there, but what do you think? | ||
| If you had to guess as a fighter? | ||
| For him, man, he's a different animal, man. | ||
| I think he's just excited to get in there, you know? | ||
| Oh, can we turn the sound up on this? | ||
| No, I think we're good, Brian. | ||
| For a commercial, we're good. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Don't ever listen to Brian on sound. | ||
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Ever. | |
| Oh, look at this. | ||
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Boom. | |
| Jesus. | ||
| I think Ronda's the most dominant Female mixed martial arts athlete, but I think Serena Williams is the most dominant female athlete. | ||
| She just won Wimbledon. | ||
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Did she beat Venus, right? | |
| Yes. | ||
| She won today. | ||
| She won today, and think about the competition she's facing. | ||
| Worldwide. | ||
| For everyone from Russia to Tennessee. | ||
| I think her record this year is something like 45-1. | ||
| And the thing is, she's competing all the time, nonstop. | ||
| Ronda competes twice a year, right? | ||
| Like, Betch, Korea... | ||
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Okay. | |
| That's a tough sell, man. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| That's a fucking tough sell. | ||
| Like, Serena's going to war. | ||
| She's going to war. | ||
| With the best of the world. | ||
| She's playing four and five hour sets. | ||
| And how long has tennis been around? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Women's tennis is a big deal. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| So the competition is way higher than women's MMA. I'm not hating on Rhonda. | ||
| We all know I love Rhonda. | ||
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Can I say something? | |
| She's considered the best female. | ||
| Tennis player ever now. | ||
| Ever! | ||
| So when Sports Illustrated said Ronda Rousey, best, most dominant female athlete of all time, I disagree. | ||
| Serena Williams is by far better. | ||
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She's been around for so long. | |
| May I say something? | ||
| Go ahead, sir. | ||
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I did a sketch with Serena Williams, and she's very nice, but she smelled funny. | |
| That's all I have to say. | ||
| Damn it! | ||
| She really smelled weird. | ||
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That's racist. | |
| No, that had nothing to do with that. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| She smelled funny. | ||
| Was it possible that she ate some... | ||
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No, we did a sketch where we played tennis, right? | |
| And then I took a photo with her, and she smelled funny. | ||
| That's all I'm saying. | ||
| What do you mean smells funny? | ||
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No, like hot blood. | |
| Like hot blood? | ||
| That might be testosterone. | ||
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Something was curdled. | |
| Like curdled blood. | ||
| I've never smoked curdled blood. | ||
| Neither have I. What would you compare it to? | ||
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Like a bratwurst? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like maybe Spam? | ||
| Everybody smells funny sometimes, but listen. | ||
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Alright, well, it wasn't a thing. | |
| I have nothing against her athleticism. | ||
| No, you hate Serena Williams. | ||
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That's not what I said. | |
| No, you said it. | ||
| Let's just twist his words around. | ||
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Alright. | |
| You said she smells like death. | ||
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She's a nice person, that's all. | |
| She smells funny. | ||
| That's just a fact. | ||
| Let's move on. | ||
| Hey, I'll tell you what. | ||
| She's too much for you, Calen. | ||
| Oh, 100%. | ||
| Too much. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| Bobby Lee, too much for you? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Had a conversation with her. | ||
| She's too much for me. | ||
| I was looking at her ass and her legs and her arms. | ||
| I was like, well, I'm way too light in the ass. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| I'm too light in the ass. | ||
| No, I went to, it was in Miami. | ||
| It was like the Miami Open or something like that. | ||
| And I knew her agent and they brought me in the back while she was warming up. | ||
| And I was like, Jesus Christ. | ||
| She's too much for me. | ||
| She's too much of an animal. | ||
| And you're a big... | ||
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You mean to make love to? | |
| Is that what you're saying? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| To tangle the sheets naked, Bobby. | ||
| She'll toss me around like a baton, like a circus baton. | ||
| She would eat you like a sardine. | ||
| You're an appetizer. | ||
| You're a waste of her fucking time. | ||
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Her thigh, one thigh alone is the size of your waist. | |
| I saw her at the Australian Open in Melbourne. | ||
| She is so just beautifully muscular on everything. | ||
| She's pretty, though. | ||
| She's gorgeous. | ||
| She's super pretty. | ||
| I think she's a very pretty face. | ||
| She's just... | ||
| I smelled her. | ||
| I smelled her. | ||
| She smelled like apricots. | ||
| And she has some tiggle bitties. | ||
| Tiggle bitties and a blowout ass. | ||
| A blowout ass, sir. | ||
| More athletic than anyone in this room. | ||
| Sir, you could rest all your books on that ass. | ||
| That is a shelf. | ||
| I can't handle that. | ||
| She's too much for me, which I've never said that before in my life, but she's too much, sir. | ||
| She's way too much. | ||
| She dated LeVon Arrington for a couple of minutes. | ||
| LeVon Arrington. | ||
| LeVon Arrington. | ||
| And then Roy Williams, right? | ||
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Didn't she do Common? | |
| Oh yeah, she did date Common. | ||
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Good call. | |
| He's sort of like a slender guy. | ||
| He's small. | ||
| He's probably whispering in the air some fucking poems and shit. | ||
| Or he's driving. | ||
| Common has a fucking... | ||
| He's riding high. | ||
| He's riding high, deep, and true. | ||
| Common has that tan iguana dick 100%. | ||
| My boy Brandon Thatch. | ||
| So, at Wish Nightclub in Denver, Colorado, the security team was myself, Brandon Thatch, and Cody Donovan. | ||
| That was the security team. | ||
| That's a problem. | ||
| I don't want any trouble with any of that. | ||
| I don't want to cause any problems. | ||
| Brandon Thatch's dad is known freaking around Denver. | ||
| He's such a badass. | ||
| There's pressure on Brandon growing up because his dad, Clarence Thatch, was such a badass in Denver. | ||
| Kickboxer, ran a gym. | ||
| He trained his son since he was little. | ||
| So, Brandon's always been kind of this... | ||
| He's been the guy in the gym who was never super dedicated, but he was the most talented by far. | ||
| And I'd always say, if that kid ever got his shit together, he's going to be champion one day. | ||
| He's going to be a monster. | ||
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Does he have his shit together? | |
| He has his shit together. | ||
| He got his shit together. | ||
| He's in the UFC right now. | ||
| How does he suck that much weight? | ||
| What's he walking around with? | ||
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He's huge. | |
| He's huge, man. | ||
| God, I can't remember the last time I've seen him. | ||
| He's the biggest welterweight I know. | ||
| He's bigger than St. Pierre by far. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| By far. | ||
| St. Pierre used to fly Thatch up when he was getting ready for Condit. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| St. Pierre would fly Thatch up. | ||
| Thatch's stand-up is second to none, man. | ||
| Really? | ||
| If he can get comfortable, it's second to none. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| You want to talk about a ladies' man? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| If you're talking about the freaking CEO of Black Belts and Chicken Heads. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| He's the CEO. I'm an intern. | ||
| He's a cutie pie. | ||
| He pulls more girls than I do. | ||
| Really? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| He's got narrow shoulders. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| He's a raver. | ||
| He was a raver forever. | ||
| Before fights in Denver, this fool would turn on like nunchucks with flames. | ||
| I swear to God. | ||
| And he goes before he'd walk out. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Dime piece. | ||
| The way he's talking to a girl. | ||
| Powerful Lester Bowling. | ||
| That's Elliot Marshall, my good buddy. | ||
| And that's Christian Allen, my first coach. | ||
| Where's Lester Bowling? | ||
| Lester Bowling's right there. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| He's the guy who looks like a fire hydrant with ears. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| Wrestler? | ||
| Phenomenal wrestler. | ||
| He was the head coach for GSP for wrestling, myself, Shane Carlin, Nate Mark Hart. | ||
| You're talking about the cream of the crop, at least they're bowling, man. | ||
| They don't get better than him. | ||
| The old man behind him is Edward James Olmos. | ||
| That's exactly right. | ||
| And then Elliot Marshall, he runs Easton's in Denver. | ||
| He's a black belt, competing in jiu-jitsu forever, competing in the UFC. And then to the left is Christian Allen, who is Thatch's striking coach. | ||
| I'm telling you, if Thatch can get loose, you're going to see a crazy-ass knockout tonight. | ||
| If he gets comfortable. | ||
| I've seen this boy do some shit. | ||
| He's like a giant... | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
| He's like a giant Anthony Pettis. | ||
| He can go both ways. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He can go orthodox, unorthodox. | ||
| He's crazy. | ||
| Southpaw, whatever. | ||
| Look how big he is. | ||
| He's big. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| If there's an Achilles heel to Brandon Thatch, you know what it is? | ||
| I can say what it is. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| My guess is that he's easily broken. | ||
|
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| No, Brian. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| He's a warrior. | ||
|
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God damn it. | |
| Okay. | ||
| You don't get the... | ||
| No! | ||
|
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Hold on, hold on. | |
| Jiu-Jitsu! | ||
| Ah, shit. | ||
| I meant Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| He's been working on it, but... | ||
| I meant Jiu-Jitsu. | ||
| He's never been a guy that... | ||
| I had to attack his character. | ||
|
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God damn it. | |
| Why? | ||
| He's a good guy. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He breaks easy. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| He's on one of the biggest UFC fight cards of the year because he breaks easy. | ||
|
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Right, right. | |
| That's so funny. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| You know what else? | ||
| If Brennan's friends with somebody, he's going to defend him to the fucking death. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| This is true. | ||
| We're friends now. | ||
|
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You can't see it. | |
| I get bullied a lot. | ||
| You can tell. | ||
|
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Look at me. | |
| I'll come to Laugh Act and slap some people around. | ||
|
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Okay, thank you. | |
| Yeah, Brennan will beat up everybody. | ||
|
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Now, this guy right here, though. | |
| Phenomenal jiu-jitsu. | ||
|
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But he has really pretty eyes. | |
| His eyes are nice. | ||
| He's from Iceland! | ||
|
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Doesn't he train with Connor, right? | |
| Very close friend. | ||
| That's why everyone's cheering for him. | ||
| The only time we should turn this up is when Connor walks out. | ||
| That's the only time we should turn it up. | ||
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I agree with him. | |
| Oh, turn this Carl's Jr. commercial up. | ||
| Well, I like commercials. | ||
| If this fight goes to the ground, I'm a little worried about it. | ||
| Good luck getting Thatch down, though. | ||
| Good luck getting him down. | ||
| Phenomenal takedown defense. | ||
| Crazy knees. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| He's got to know that, too. | ||
| I don't know how one goes in there, and you're fighting a monster, and he's going to try to knee and kick and punch your head off, and there are really no gloves. | ||
| Well, the thing is, when your jiu-jitsu is as good as Gunnar Nelson, you've beat guys like Jeff Monson, you're not too concerned about, you know? | ||
| Like, he's been there with tough guys. | ||
| Yeah, doesn't matter. | ||
| He's taken every opponent down. | ||
| Yeah, he's never fought a guy like Thatch in the UFC, not even close. | ||
| I think his last fight was Rick Story, right? | ||
| He lost by decision? | ||
| I think it was a close decision. | ||
| He lost to Rick Story. | ||
| That's a body that has never done steroids right there, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
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Rick Story actually was able to take him down. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Thatch's wrestling is not bad at all. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised if Thatch takes him down and just makes it up. | ||
|
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My girlfriend knows so much. | |
| I don't. | ||
| I'm a passive. | ||
| Baby, you know so fucking much. | ||
| You know some shit. | ||
| You go, girl. | ||
|
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You know more than Brian. | |
| Hey, man. | ||
|
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Hey, fuck you, man. | |
| Don't. | ||
| New show. | ||
| The Fighter and the Hot Girl. | ||
|
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Brian, you're fine. | |
| Hey, man. | ||
| The Fighter and the Hot Girl. | ||
| Your girlfriend's very hot, Bobby. | ||
| Congratulations! | ||
|
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A lot of sex going on. | |
| Dude, by the way, Brandon, that's 6'2". | ||
| It's no joke. | ||
| He's huge, but look, only a 2 1⁄2 inch reach. | ||
| Advantage. | ||
| What does he suck down from? | ||
| He's every bit of 210 pounds. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And shredded. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thatch is a monster, man. | ||
| My Colorado boy is proud of those guys. | ||
| Love those guys. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
|
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What's the black guy's name? | |
| Herb Gray? | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Herb Dean. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I call him Dean. | ||
| I call him Herb Dean. | ||
| I'm not gonna lie to you guys. | ||
| I heard Herb has a... | ||
| Pterodactyl dick. | ||
|
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No. | |
| How? | ||
| Straight up. | ||
| It's the rumor around the Fight Club, my man. | ||
|
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Well, of course he does. | |
| But see, I wouldn't say of course. | ||
|
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What does that mean? | |
| I mean, how tall is he? | ||
| 6'2"? | ||
| He's 7'6". | ||
| He's 7'6". | ||
|
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He's 6-something, right? | |
| And he's a big African-American? | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
|
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He's not going to have a little one. | |
| Well, no. | ||
| Shaquille O'Neal. | ||
| They say he has a baby bird dick. | ||
|
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What? | |
| That's what everyone says. | ||
|
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His ex-girlfriend came out and said it was a joke. | |
| There's actually a friend of mine dated a guy in the UFC who's black and she says he's hung like a field mouse. | ||
| Which one is it? | ||
| I can't say. | ||
| We'll talk about it off here. | ||
| I spotted Arnold Schwarzenegger in the crowd. | ||
| He loves Conor McGregor. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Look at Gunnar. | ||
| Look at Gunner. | ||
| Well, he's used to going with Conner, so he's going to see some kicks. | ||
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Talk about a clash of styles. | |
| Come on, Thatchy. | ||
| Thatch got the dome on him. | ||
| Big head. | ||
| He's got a dome. | ||
| Big head. | ||
| Thatch is where he has a takedown. | ||
| Well, the takedown, my man. | ||
| Got to be careful of the takedown. | ||
| Gunner's just trying to get him to the cage. | ||
| Oh, ouch, ouch, it's going to hurt. | ||
| A lot of ink. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It looks like he's just rocking boxes underneath those. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Those are not athletic undies. | ||
| Is he wearing a cup? | ||
| Yes, you have to wear a cup. | ||
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Oh! | |
| I'm telling you, man, wait for that to get comfortable. | ||
| You can't base his fight skills off that Ben Henderson fight. | ||
| Could it be a worse matchup for the guy? | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Well, also Ben Henderson is a monster! | ||
| Ben Henderson's a 1%er. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| I tell you what you don't want to do, get in the clinch with Brandon Thatch. | ||
| If I'm Gunnar Nelson... | ||
| Because he's kneeing you up? | ||
| Muay Thai's his shit, my man. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Thatch and Cowboy started Muay Thai frickin' in diapers. | ||
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They were boys. | |
| Are they buddies? | ||
| Super buddies, yeah. | ||
| I love Cowboy. | ||
| Hey, I want to get Cowboy to come out to the show in Denver. | ||
| Yeah, probably not, man, you know? | ||
| You came last time. | ||
| Yeah, not this time. | ||
| You don't know anything. | ||
| That's a big commitment on the old leg. | ||
| On the old leg? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Powerful Josh Ford does a lot of his ink. | ||
| Boy, they're both hesitant, right? | ||
| This is what happens when you get caught. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
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Oh, shit! | |
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Worst case scenario, full amount just blasted in the face. | ||
| He relaxed, didn't he? | ||
| Took a little bit of time off. | ||
| Oh, that was very interesting. | ||
| I'll tell you what, not good. | ||
| And when you got Gunnar Nelson in half guard, couldn't be worse for Brandon Thatch right now. | ||
| Ouch. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Side control. | ||
| And we're not talking about just a regular old black belt. | ||
| We're talking about a guy who's competed and won, I mean, some serious competitions in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Gunnar Nelson is a phenom on the ground. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He's in full amount on Brandon Thatch. | ||
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Well... | |
| If someone said, hey, what's the worst case scenario for Brandon Thatch? | ||
| I'm like, well, I'd say mid to the first round. | ||
| He's punching the face. | ||
| Right now, what does Brandon Thatch do with his hands? | ||
| Is that what he's supposed to do? | ||
| Well, what he can't do is grab around the body. | ||
| But you've got to realize... | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, no. | ||
| Rear naked. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
|
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That's not good. | |
| See, I don't like the body lock. | ||
| You don't. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Hear me out here. | ||
| Joe disagrees. | ||
| If Rogan was here, we'd be talking about this. | ||
| But the body doesn't allow you to move. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| You're not going to advance. | ||
| And also, you've got to remember, Thatch is rocked. | ||
| So this has given Thatch a little bit of opportunity to recover. | ||
| Look at this now. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He's not going to do it with one hand. | ||
|
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No. | |
| Two hands. | ||
|
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Oh, you got him. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| What a fight by Gunnar Nelson, son. | ||
|
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Damn it. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Hey, remember that time I hyped up a guy for an hour and then he got his ass whooped? | ||
| Yeah, that just happened. | ||
| Hey, it happens. | ||
|
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You know what, dude? | |
| I don't trust you anymore. | ||
| You shouldn't. | ||
|
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I lost faith in you. | |
| Bro, no, no, no. | ||
| If a friend's fighting, never listen to me. | ||
| That's a monster, though. | ||
|
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Gunnar Nelson was the underdog, right? | |
| Yeah, barely. | ||
|
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He was plus 160 or something like that? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
|
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That's two in a row for Thatch. | |
| Those are tough matchups, man. | ||
|
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Too many raves. | |
| Hopefully he's not raving anymore. | ||
| Hopefully he's not raving anymore. | ||
| Let's see what happened here. | ||
| Put his hands down. | ||
| He was looking. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Wow. | ||
| Left hook, straight right, son. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
|
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What are you doing? | |
| Put your hand up. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| He didn't think. | ||
| He wasn't thinking. | ||
| Momentary lapse of concentration. | ||
| And then a lot of guys... | ||
| Why do you do this, Brennan? | ||
| You should never do this, right? | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| A lot of guys who don't have a big jiu-jitsu base go to all fours. | ||
| Because that's what you're doing in wrestling. | ||
| And stand up. | ||
| You go to all fours and you stand up. | ||
| But when you have a high-level grappler, he wants you to turn that way. | ||
| Because now that he's on your back, you've got trouble. | ||
| Now, he shouldn't have let him get this either. | ||
| He should have been doing two-on-one on a glove. | ||
| He let that get around his neck and it was just all over it. | ||
| Again, man, if you're not... | ||
| Training jiu-jitsu a ton when you get in those situations. | ||
| You don't recognize it. | ||
| So it's not second nature. | ||
| If you're down there going with high-level guys a lot, it's going to be second nature. | ||
| Alright, he has my back. | ||
| I might be a little rocked. | ||
| I've got to go two on one because I'm going to control two on one. | ||
| Two hands on one. | ||
| Here's where I'm confused. | ||
| If you know you're fighting a monster like Gunnar Nelson, why are you not rolling with high-level guys all the time? | ||
| He probably is, especially if Elliot Marshall's his coach. | ||
| You're rolling with black belts. | ||
| But if it's a seven-week camp and Gunnar Nelson's been training for how long? | ||
| It's his language. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Shit. | ||
| That's a bummer, man. | ||
| It's just hard. | ||
| Great fight, but a huge win by Gunnar. | ||
| No shame. | ||
| Brandon has some shit to look at in the mirror, man. | ||
| That's a tough loss. | ||
|
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Now, tonight, does he cry? | |
| I mean, do you cry when you lose like that? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, you don't want to talk to anyone? | ||
| Certain guys take it different. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like Alistair over him, he's lost, and he'll tweet out like, ah, part of the game, and then you see him like... | ||
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You seem gentle, so you seem like you would cry. | |
| Oh, I'm going to ball crying on the ground. | ||
| Thanks, bro. | ||
| Hold him. | ||
| Hold him, Bobby. | ||
| Hold him. | ||
| Hey, Bobby, watch your hands. | ||
| Thanks, man. | ||
| Yeah, I don't deal with losses very well. | ||
| Dude, look at that great, that was a beautiful left. | ||
| Right on the chin. | ||
| If you're in that range, why are your hands down and chin up? | ||
| You're talking about a high-level striker here. | ||
| I just don't think you respected his striking. | ||
| It looks like he stepped back to reset. | ||
| He didn't step back, though. | ||
| Maybe he thought Gunnar was going to step back? | ||
| Yeah, that's what it looks like. | ||
| He misread something. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough, man. | ||
| And you get in those habits when you spar sometimes, right? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| 100% you get in those bad habits. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Man. | |
| Because you reset, your buddy's not going to hit you. | ||
| Now you're in a fight. | ||
| I'll tell you what's trouble, though. | ||
| Guess whose boy that is? | ||
| Connor. | ||
| You don't think that's a huge motivation boost? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Your boy who you went through this entire camp with, and then he just dominated the biggest fight of his career? | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Powerful champions, Ioana and Chris Weidman. | ||
| Tell you what, Ioana, my favorite girl fighter. | ||
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I love her. | |
| Best striker in the world for women. | ||
| A killer. | ||
| Did you say you're a killer? | ||
| No, I said a killer. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at these guys. | ||
| All these guys. | ||
| Damn, Rafael, this onions looks just as big as... | ||
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And he fights at 55. He's definitely not as big as... | |
| He looks at... | ||
| No, definitely not. | ||
| No, I disagree. | ||
|
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This guy seems humble. | |
| Yeah, super humble, right? | ||
|
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He did not celebrate at all. | |
| They call him the Brian Callum. | ||
| He's like me. | ||
| The Ryan Kelly UFC. Gunnar Nelson, aka the kid of the UFC. I might grow my beard pretty big. | ||
| I might grow a big beard. | ||
| Have you ever had a big beard? | ||
| No, but I'm looking at these guys and I'm feeling like I need to. | ||
| Bobby, have you ever had a big beard? | ||
|
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I can't. | |
| Look at me. | ||
| This is 22 years' growth right here. | ||
| It looks like ants attacking my mouth. | ||
| There's 15 hairs here. | ||
| And my pubes, they don't curl, it's straight. | ||
| They go straight out? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, straight out. | |
| Like an urchin. | ||
| Like an urchin. | ||
|
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It's not because I'm athletic, it's because I'm scared. | |
| It's constantly scared, so it sticks out like that, yeah. | ||
| It's like a porcupine trying to protect that dick. | ||
|
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You're welcome. | |
| It's uni. | ||
| UFC 200. How crazy is that? | ||
| When do we stop counting? | ||
| At what point do we stop counting? | ||
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UFC 441. Well, you have to know the numbers. | |
| I loved 296. You know what I mean? | ||
| Without numbers, how are you going to say it? | ||
| He looks good. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| I guess there's so many shows. | ||
| What do you do, man? | ||
| There's like Fight Night, right? | ||
| There's UFC on Fox. | ||
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You were just on JRE 671. That's right. | |
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Now see, the difference is this guy looks like he's not as disciplined with his hands. | ||
| Jeremy Stevens is a knockout artist, and he... | ||
| Did he? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Did he not make weight? | ||
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I don't think so. | |
| Ooh, that's an issue. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| You're right. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| And what does that mean? | ||
| What happens? | ||
| You get docked, I think, 30% or 20% of your fight purse. | ||
| 30%? | ||
| 30% of your fight purse. | ||
| Or 20%. | ||
| If you win, does it count? | ||
| Uh, yes. | ||
| It does count. | ||
| But the thing is, if there's one thing that pisses the UFC off more than having a shitty performance, it's not making weight. | ||
| They'll cut your ass for not making weight. | ||
| Anthony Johnson! | ||
| Anthony Johnson, he missed weight a bunch of times. | ||
| They cut his ass. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Dude, I'm telling you, if you don't make weight, man, there's nothing that pisses Dana White and Joe Silva off more. | ||
| Except just being a real shitty performer. | ||
| But if you don't make weight, man, good luck. | ||
|
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Is it true that Connor had to lose or had to drop like 27 pounds? | |
| 26 pounds coming in. | ||
| He looked rough. | ||
|
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What happened to the Korean zombie? | |
| He joined the Korean military. | ||
| He's out. | ||
| He's out, man. | ||
|
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He fought Jose Aldo. | |
| I was there! | ||
| He lost. | ||
| You want to talk about killer's role? | ||
| Hey, Brian, you want us to text you into the fight companion? | ||
| Sorry, but I'm just checking to make sure that I'm not getting any... | ||
| Oh, Bobby here. | ||
| Yeah, no, Bobby's right here. | ||
| Yeah, no, we'll text you next time. | ||
| Could there be a bigger killer's role than Featherweight right now? | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Good God. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| I'll tell you who's my dark horse. | ||
| Max Holloway. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| First of all, he went to decision with Conor. | ||
| Granted, Conor was hurt, but he has more confidence now. | ||
| Remember when he took up Swanson? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Max Holloway is a fucking monster. | ||
| 45 is so stupid. | ||
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And he's a young kid, still. | |
| Young, young Hawaiian. | ||
| The pride of the Hawaiians. | ||
| Because he's all Hawaiian. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Yeah, they don't call him a Howley. | ||
| Because Travis Brown, they call him Howley, right? | ||
| Because he's a white boy from Hawaii. | ||
| They call him Hoppa. | ||
| What's his nickname, Hoppa? | ||
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Hoppa is half, right? | |
| I think so. | ||
| Do we know anything more about the... | ||
| That situation? | ||
| About him slapping his girl around? | ||
|
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What ethnicity is that? | |
| Dime Piece. | ||
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Oh, that's a dime piece. | |
| It's a little weird. | ||
| What island are you from? | ||
| Dime Piece Island? | ||
| You know what I'm a little confused about? | ||
| Why she didn't go to the cops? | ||
| Because she said on Instagram what she said. | ||
| So all these are allegations, first of all. | ||
| There's been no charges pressed. | ||
| And she said the reason she came out on Instagram is because she doesn't want Travis to get arrested, lose his career, or get his kids taken away from him. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| She said he's a good guy, he just whoops her ass. | ||
| Which to me would mean, you're not a good guy. | ||
| Well, at least she did that. | ||
| I mean, at least she had to get away and said... | ||
| Hopefully she's safe now. | ||
| To me, it's crazy that the people with the comments like, oh, you hoe. | ||
| Like, why would you do this to him? | ||
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Take it easy. | |
| You don't know what it's like to get beat up by Travis Brown. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I do. | ||
| And I didn't have the balls to show my bruises on Instagram. | ||
| And he beat the shit out of me. | ||
| I tell you what, she probably put up a better fight. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| She probably put up a better fight. | ||
| At least she got to use weapons and shit. | ||
| Hey, you took him down twice. | ||
| I took him down twice. | ||
| Almost broke my neck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What can you do, man? | ||
| He's a monster. | ||
| Can you imagine that guy hitting you? | ||
| This guy hits hard. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Can you imagine that guy hitting you? | ||
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No. | |
| And that girl was a dime piece. | ||
| Oh, she literally was. | ||
| I use that term a lot, Bobby. | ||
| It's alright. | ||
| Too much? | ||
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I don't even know what it means. | |
| Dime piece. | ||
| Hot. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Hey, dime piece, you're a 10. Mm-hmm. | ||
|
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He's a dime piece. | |
| No, see, I wouldn't call him a dime piece. | ||
|
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Oh, damn it. | |
| Dennis Bermuda is, yes, that beautiful brown skin. | ||
| Here's my question also. | ||
| So if you're a Robbie Lawler and Rory McDonald... | ||
| If you ask me what they're thinking... | ||
| No, I'm not going to ask you that, but I'm saying that you've got to stay warm, but the problem is you can't warm up too much because you don't know... | ||
| Do they know around when they're going to fight? | ||
| They know exactly around. | ||
| They do? | ||
| Especially for your main event. | ||
| If you're on the main card, you have a very good idea. | ||
| So you can time when you start, you know. | ||
| You have an idea, because especially when Burt was in the back, I don't know how it's run now. | ||
| I haven't fought since Burt left. | ||
| So when Burt was in the back, you'd say, Burt, when I'm up, and he'd say, you're up around 8.30. | ||
| So you want to be ready around, you know, you start warming up around 7.45. | ||
| Right. | ||
| 8. Yeah. | ||
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I have a dumb question. | |
| Well, why do you do that? | ||
| Warm up? | ||
|
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Yeah, I would just, like, not move at all. | |
| No. | ||
| It's a bad idea. | ||
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Why? | |
| You want your body ready. | ||
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No, I don't want to move because I don't exert any kind of energy. | |
| How your muscles work, you have to hit optimum contraction. | ||
| Preach, girl. | ||
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So you have to actually build your way up for it to optimally stretch or shorten. | |
| Baby, if you ever talk to me like that again on a podcast, I will kill you, okay? | ||
| I was asking a fucking question, alright? | ||
| Bobby, take it easy, man! | ||
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Alright? | |
| I thought you said you were a wrestler. | ||
| How could you have wrestled competitively? | ||
| Because I didn't move. | ||
| I just kind of showed up, and I did it. | ||
| He scalloped on the map. | ||
| He scalloped. | ||
| What? | ||
| The yellow scallop. | ||
| Did you do sports? | ||
|
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I was a swimmer for 15 years. | |
| Damn, 15 years. | ||
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I swam for the Philippine national team before I came here, and then I swam gradually. | |
| Hey, Brian, the athletes are talking. | ||
| How about you go get us a snack? | ||
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I guess you got yourself a new girlfriend, damn it. | |
| Bitch. | ||
| So you were on the Philippine national team. | ||
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Yeah, I was. | |
| Holy mother of Lord. | ||
| Wow. | ||
|
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That's right. | |
| That's impressive. | ||
| Do you know who I met recently and had dinner with? | ||
| It was Summer. | ||
| She's an Olympian. | ||
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Summer Sanders. | |
| Yes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yes. | ||
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She's great. | |
| Great story. | ||
| I said, you're armed. | ||
| I said... | ||
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Phenomenal story. | |
| I said, actually. | ||
| I knew it. | ||
| I asked her, hey, do you swim? | ||
|
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She said, yeah. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| You'd love it. | ||
| I said, this is so funny. | ||
| So her husband, I said... | ||
| First thing I said to her husband, I said, I go... | ||
| I go, he looked like he was in shape. | ||
| I go, you look like you're in shape, bro. | ||
| You work out? | ||
| And he's about my age. | ||
| And my buddy goes, he's been on three Olympic teams. | ||
| He's one of the greatest skiers of all time. | ||
| I went, okay. | ||
| And then I see her. | ||
| I don't know if she's married. | ||
| Literally, I swear to God, you know I am. | ||
| I go like this. | ||
| I go, you got some arms on you, man. | ||
| Your arms look good. | ||
| You look like you stay in shape. | ||
| Brian, she's one of the fucking greatest swimmers. | ||
| I won a gold. | ||
| Won two golds, I think. | ||
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Yeah, she stayed in shape, too. | |
| Makes sense. | ||
| Like Dara Torres. | ||
| Have you seen her body? | ||
| Dara, no. | ||
|
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In her 40s, just amazing. | |
| The swimmers are big, though. | ||
|
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Big girl. | |
| Yeah, we are. | ||
| You're biting off too much there, Cal. | ||
| Summer's not as big. | ||
| She's about 5'8", 5'9". | ||
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Yeah, but the new age swimmers that you see now, especially Butterfly or... | |
| Missy Franklin, Lauren Lando, trans Missy Franklin. | ||
| She was 16 when I met her. | ||
|
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Big girl. | |
| Missy Franklin's a big, big girl. | ||
| Tall. | ||
| And she's the Michael Phelps, the girls, yes. | ||
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Wow. | |
| She was in college, and she's out now, and she's making millions of sponsors. | ||
| She was in college, I think, for a year or two at Cal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Beast. | ||
| This is a great fight. | ||
| Really good fight. | ||
| That guy's doing steroids, right there. | ||
| His corner men? | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| First of all, his corner men should be a commercial on... | ||
| For TRT. For TRT and Balding. | ||
| Although, in the very back is a good buddy, Ryan Parsons, who is Jail Sonnen's coach, Dan Henderson's, the list goes on and on. | ||
| He was the head coach in Temecio for all those guys. | ||
| I mean, this is a beast. | ||
| Super beast. | ||
| He was on, I think, a six or seven fight win streak, and then he lost to Lamas, but he's a monster. | ||
| I was telling him when he had six fights, you need to start squealing like a little baby pig for a title shot. | ||
| You won six in a row, son. | ||
| What are we doing? | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Well, when is a guy named Donald Cerrone going to get his shot? | ||
| Next. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| He's guaranteed the next shot. | ||
|
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Jesus Christ. | |
| But he wants to fight before that. | ||
|
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I'm like, Donald, chill. | |
| Who did he fight last? | ||
| Miles Jury, right? | ||
| No, he fought Modessi. | ||
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Oh, that's right. | |
| He tweeted out, somebody said, you get nervous. | ||
| He was like, what? | ||
| He goes, every time. | ||
| Of course he gets nervous. | ||
| But he looks like the kind of guy. | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| He just looks so game. | ||
| He looks so game though. | ||
| All of them do. | ||
| Look at Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| Wait till they show Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| He looks like he's having the time of his life. | ||
| Some guys are having the time of their lives. | ||
| They're nervous, but they're having the time of their lives. | ||
| Check out Southpaw official sponsor. | ||
| Speaking of Southpaw, 50 Cent is going to be on the Fire and the Kid this week. | ||
| Have you seen the movie? | ||
| Because I need to see it. | ||
| I need to see it too. | ||
| They want us to go to the Open tomorrow. | ||
| Let's go see it. | ||
| On Monday. | ||
| Can you go? | ||
| I can't see it. | ||
| Well, it's the only premiere of the movie. | ||
| I'm reforming Monday. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| As in singing a song with a band. | ||
| Have you done the goddamn Comedy Jam? | ||
|
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No, they've asked me a thousand times. | |
| What song would you sing, Bobby? | ||
|
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I said no. | |
| What song would you sing? | ||
|
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I have no song. | |
| I'm singing Mother by Danzig, and I'm not ready. | ||
| Can you give us a sample? | ||
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Mother, tell your children not to look my way. | |
| I'm not mad at that. | ||
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Tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean, what they say, mother! | |
| I'll give you $500 if you know whose walkout song that is. | ||
| And I fought him. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| $500 right now. | ||
|
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First name. | |
| Well, that's going to give it away. | ||
|
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Just say it. | |
| It's Gabriel Gonzaga. | ||
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Oh, Gonzaga. | |
| That's his walkout song? | ||
| Mother! | ||
| Yeah, terrifying. | ||
| Terrifying. | ||
| And you beat him. | ||
| I beat him, put on a boxing clinic, used my jab, used my reach that you always talk about. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Damn. | ||
| We're not talking about shitty Gonzaga. | ||
| We're talking about good Gonzaga. | ||
| Well, he's a beast. | ||
| That was four, five years ago? | ||
|
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That's right after he beat Krokop, right? | |
| You fought him after? | ||
| I beat Krokop. | ||
| No, I beat Gonzaga and then I fought Krokop. | ||
| I fought Gonzaga after he lost to Junior Dos Santos. | ||
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Here we go, guys. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Mother! | ||
| Look at Jeremy Stevens. | ||
| Tell your children not to look my way. | ||
| I could do backup vocals if you want. | ||
| Yeah, you could, and I'd like you to. | ||
|
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Who's supposed to win here? | |
| Actually, I want you to come, because maybe I'll have you come up there. | ||
|
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Sweetie, who's supposed to win here? | |
| Bermudez is the favorite, but it's close. | ||
| I think Bermudez is a pretty heavily favorite. | ||
| We're talking MMA. Mother! | ||
| I don't want to win. | ||
| Mother! | ||
| Can you keep him in the dark for life? | ||
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Can you hide him from the waiting world? | |
| Oh! | ||
| Big right hand and someone's bleeding and it's Jeremy Stephens. | ||
| That looked like he got it from a headbutt. | ||
| He trains at Alliance in San Diego. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| Super hard hitter. | ||
| Crazy knockout. | ||
| That uppercut. | ||
| Was that a left or a right uppercut, Brennan? | ||
| Uh, looked like a right. | ||
| And now... | ||
|
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Whoa! | |
| Ooh, we got ourselves a real fight. | ||
| Got a dogfight here. | ||
| It's what I call a dogfight, Brennan. | ||
| You say dogfight, I say cockfight. | ||
| Cockfight, dogfight. | ||
| You know what kind of fight it is. | ||
| I'm so glad I don't have to do this for a living. | ||
| It's just so scary. | ||
| I can't believe you've done this for eight years. | ||
| I'm going to have to force your retirement. | ||
| I can't have it. | ||
| You're going to force me to retire? | ||
| I can't have it. | ||
| I just can't. | ||
| I can't have you in there. | ||
| I do have the greatest job in the world now doing podcasting. | ||
| I can't have you doing this shit. | ||
| Did anyone see the video of Rogan that he Instagrammed out training with Mark Della Grotti hitting mitts? | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Did you see him kick? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Bobby, have you seen Joe Rogan kick? | ||
|
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No. | |
| His kicks are ridiculous. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| I actually think I've seen that video. | ||
| It's on some Aldo shit. | ||
| Like, he was kicking. | ||
| I texted him. | ||
| I was like, Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| Relax on the kicks, brother. | ||
|
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It's crazy. | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| His hips are so loose. | ||
| Della Grotti can see. | ||
| He's 48 kicking like that. | ||
| And he can do both sides. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Pretty impressive. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How about this fight, though? | ||
| Silence. | ||
| Everyone's thinking about Robin's kicks. | ||
| Joe's been throwing those kicks since he was 14. We did taekwondo at a high level. | ||
| He's been throwing those kicks since he was 14. I would pay money to have Joe kick you in the leg. | ||
| No, I don't want that. | ||
| No, I want you to have a kickoff. | ||
| Ugh. | ||
|
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2015 kickoff! | |
| Brian Kellen, Joe Rogan, it's a kickoff. | ||
| What do you think is your hardest kick? | ||
| Obviously Rogan's is that kick. | ||
| Probably a wheel kick because I knocked a lot of guys out with it. | ||
| They weren't athletes. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| Look at Joe Rogan up here on the screen kicking like a... | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| Now watch. | ||
| What's impressive is he can switch. | ||
|
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Watch. | |
| Watch Della Grotti, who's a world-class coach. | ||
| One of the best in the business. | ||
| Look. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Oof. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Left and right. | ||
| That's rare, man. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| Brian, you scared? | ||
|
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Yeah? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You think they'd ever have a kickoff, Jamie? | ||
| Never. | ||
| Never. | ||
|
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Break them. | |
| Well, Brian said he knocked a lot of guys out with spinning kick. | ||
| I call bullshit. | ||
| Brian's in the bathroom right now, so we're just gonna... | ||
| I call bullshit. | ||
| Rogan actually competed. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| See, I think that eye opened up from a headbutt. | ||
|
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Because I didn't see anything land before that. | |
| No, he's trying to set up a head-arm choke here, trying to choke. | ||
|
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When do you stop it, though? | |
| If it runs into the eye, I just want to stop it. | ||
| Usually, if it's under the eye, you continue no matter how big the... | ||
| Well, it depends on what the doctor thinks. | ||
| But if it's over the eye, it can run into it. | ||
| It's a tough spot. | ||
| Up there, it's not too back. | ||
| It's going to drop down. | ||
| It's not going to run into the eye. | ||
| But when it starts running into the eye... | ||
| Yeah, you're in trouble. | ||
| A lot of times, too, if it's on Fox and there's a lot of blood, you're playing a dangerous game. | ||
| Fox doesn't want all that blood. | ||
| Yeah, think about it. | ||
| Talking about the regular folk. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Ooh! | ||
| Tell you what, Dennis got rocked and really turned it on here. | ||
| He just looked at the clock. | ||
| I don't like when they look at the clock. | ||
| It's a bad sign. | ||
|
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It's been actually very good, these fights. | |
| Phenomenal fights! | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Oh! | ||
| Exactly what the UFC needed. | ||
| Oh, snaps! | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| I'll tell you what, Joe Silva and Dana White doing this matchmaking, they knew exactly what they were doing. | ||
| Every single fight that they put on this card brings the heat. | ||
| That's exactly what you need. | ||
| Especially when you got all eyes on Conor McGregor. | ||
| So people are tuning in for the first time, I think, just to see what this Conor McGregor fella's about. | ||
| So you got the Reebok kits, you got these monsters slanging the gloves. | ||
| That's exactly what they needed. | ||
| Good for them. | ||
| Great, grand, wonderful. | ||
| You got ten Octagon girls just in case. | ||
| This is a bloodbath. | ||
| Callan, who's your favorite rock gun girl? | ||
| Do you guys have a favorite? | ||
| The one, I don't know her name. | ||
| Brittany Palmer? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Ariadne? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| There's another one. | ||
| Is she American? | ||
| She's on this car. | ||
| Is she American? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Brunette with beautiful body. | ||
| Well, when you say beautiful body, you illustrated Big Jugs. | ||
| I did, I guess. | ||
| But she's got long legs. | ||
| She looks like she has no work on her. | ||
| I'll tell you who's the sleeper. | ||
| Is that Carly Baker from England? | ||
| Go ahead and look her up. | ||
| Carly Baker brings the heat. | ||
| We've got a legit producer. | ||
| James is going to bring it up for you. | ||
| Carly Baker brings the heat. | ||
| Really? | ||
| She could make me a crumpet any time. | ||
| Go ahead and look at her, Phil. | ||
| Soak that in. | ||
| I want you guys to soak that in. | ||
| I'm not mad at that at all. | ||
| And in person, she is a smoke show spectacular 2000. Definitely not mad at her at all. | ||
| How could you be? | ||
| Why would you be, Brian? | ||
| Oh, Lord have mercy on me. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Lock me up. | ||
| Throw away the key. | ||
| Now, let me see. | ||
| There's another one I want to... | ||
| Well, if you don't know her name, it's hard to look up, isn't it? | ||
| Well, but the UFC girls. | ||
| Well, no, Brian. | ||
| That's fucked up. | ||
| I just don't like when they do dumb poses like that. | ||
| Oh, I know. | ||
| I can't stand when they stand provocative like that in the post pictures. | ||
| That's so lame. | ||
| Said the only gay guy in the room. | ||
| Oh, Christ. | ||
| Such a rough sport. | ||
| Oh, there was a headbutt. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| There was a headbutt. | ||
| For sure a headbutt, yeah. | ||
| Oh, she's got a set of knockers on her, too. | ||
| Hey, bro. | ||
| Take it easy, man. | ||
| Nice girl, too. | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Is Brittany Palmer there? | ||
| Is Brittany Palmer there tonight? | ||
| Or is she taking self-defense classes? | ||
| Too much? | ||
| Is that too much? | ||
| Too much? | ||
| Silence in the room? | ||
| I didn't get it until this is now. | ||
| It's funny. | ||
| By the way, Mr. Bermudez has not slowed down. | ||
| He's got some good cardio. | ||
| He's not slowed down at all. | ||
| He's a phenomenal coach. | ||
| He hurt his leg. | ||
| He hurt his leg bad. | ||
| It might be a knee. | ||
| Looks like it's buckling a little. | ||
| He still threw it. | ||
| Ooh, it might have been Shin on Shin. | ||
| Sometimes that'll take a little while. | ||
| Ooh, Stevens recognizes it. | ||
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He sees it now, yeah. | |
| Ooh, Trouble. | ||
| Trouble in Little China. | ||
| Who remembers that movie? | ||
| A lot of places you're vulnerable. | ||
| He's got Jesus on his side, which I didn't realize, so I'm going with Steven. | ||
| Why, because of his tattoo? | ||
| He's got Holy Ghost power. | ||
| First of all, Jesus on both sides. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| Oh, fuck. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Dennis Bermudez is one tough son of a bitch. | ||
| Wow. | ||
|
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Jesus. | |
| He just sprung out. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| He's in big trouble. | ||
|
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He is. | |
| If he lands takedown, he's going to be fine. | ||
| Dang, what? | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| I can't remember the last time a card was this good. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I can't remember the last time I was this excited for a card. | ||
|
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Look at the little Asian people down there. | |
| Powerful Joe Rogan, the bottom right there. | ||
| There's some empty seats in there. | ||
| That's interesting, right? | ||
| Well, maybe they're grabbing snacks, Brian. | ||
| Could be grabbing snacks, Brian. | ||
| This is the first fight I felt like the entire world is watching. | ||
| By the way, that's the third. | ||
| That knee is not doing well there. | ||
| I don't know if it's knee or shin. | ||
| He's definitely messed up, though. | ||
| He's definitely in trouble. | ||
| Three-round fight, right? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Ouch, you can see it. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| And Jeremy Stevens knows it, and he keeps kicking there. | ||
| Jeremy Stevens should do an inside kick. | ||
| Because it's there, because he's not moving it. | ||
| You're not mad at the way those... | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| You're not mad at his tight shorts, Brian. | ||
| Dennis fills those things out. | ||
| I like those shorts. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Guess what? | ||
| His leg's messed up. | ||
| He's not knocked down. | ||
| His leg's going out on him. | ||
| Yeah, his leg is in some serious trouble. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Man, that was a nice... | ||
| Good. | ||
|
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Googly Mowgli. | |
| Googly Mowgli. | ||
|
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Oh, great uppercut. | |
| Man, he can take a shot. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
| It's his leg, man. | ||
| So it's looking worse than it is, but he can't put weight on it. | ||
| So when he gets hit, he's off balance. | ||
| He's falling down. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Very nice. | ||
| This is Sparta! | ||
| That's what kind of kick that was, son. | ||
| Damn! | ||
| Good lord. | ||
| This is a violent, violent situation. | ||
| Bobby, look at the blood. | ||
|
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I know. | |
| Guess what? | ||
| Stephens is hurt. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Now Stephens is hurt. | ||
| Bermuda's is a beast! | ||
| Hey, good luck giving Fight of the Night out performance of the night with all these fights tonight. | ||
|
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You know what that ring smells like? | |
| Serena Williams. | ||
| Oh, that's fucked up. | ||
| Bobby! | ||
| Curdled blood! | ||
| Curdled blood. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| So you're saying Serena smells like the octagon? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You're awful. | ||
| Baby, come on. | ||
| Bobby. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's not racism. | ||
| It's nothing. | ||
| It's just an observation. | ||
| Yeah, like some people smell like shit. | ||
| I'm with you, brother. | ||
| Oh, you were giving me a high five? | ||
| Bobby, I feel like as a Korean, you can kind of say anything. | ||
| I thought that was a karate chop. | ||
| I thought that was a karate chop. | ||
|
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Is that racist? | |
| Is that racist? | ||
|
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A little bit, yeah. | |
| Well, I thought it was giving you a high five, and I thought you karate chop. | ||
| That's assault, brother. | ||
| Oh, good lord! | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| Dude. | ||
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This is an amazing fight. | |
| Amazing fight. | ||
| This is the best fight we've seen tonight, I think. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And Brennan, you're not wrong in saying this guy should be calling. | ||
| This guy is a huge threat. | ||
| He's as good as anybody I've seen in the 45-pound division. | ||
| Bermudez? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| Him and Connor would go at it. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| Well, the thing is, this guy's so durable. | ||
| Dude, this weight class, man, I'm telling you, he can't sleep on anyone. | ||
| No. | ||
| He's doing this on one leg. | ||
| You can see he can't really push off on this takedown. | ||
| Look at his meathead corner. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| There's the Octagon girls. | ||
| Every 12 of them. | ||
| Not cheap to fly them in. | ||
| It is UFC Fight Week, though. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It's important. | ||
|
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Another fight tomorrow, right? | |
| Yeah, there is. | ||
| The Ultimate Fighter finale. | ||
| Jake Ehrenberger, Steven Wonderboy Thompson, your main event. | ||
| These boys are frickin' durable. | ||
| Durable. | ||
| These boys are working! | ||
| I'll tell you the best, the most excited fight I'm looking forward to on tomorrow's card is Michelle Watterson. | ||
| If anyone knows who Michelle Watterson is, it's her first fight in UFC. She was fighting Invicta at 115. She's a little beast. | ||
| She's awesome. | ||
| Jackson member. | ||
|
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Did you guys watch the cyborg or the Invicta fights? | |
| I did see cyborg. | ||
| She knocked that girl out in like 40 seconds and called Rhonda out. | ||
| But you know what she did now? | ||
| She called Misha Tate out and said, meet me at 140. Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen. | ||
| Just make 135 and shut the fuck up. | ||
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How can you call out a champion and not go down to her weight group? | |
| Well, she probably can't go down to 35. Well, then you can't call her out. | ||
| Then you can't call her out. | ||
| Then guess what? | ||
| It's not for you. | ||
| Move on. | ||
| Well, now, as a business, you say, fight me a catchweight. | ||
| Lure them into your trap. | ||
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That wouldn't make sense for Rhonda because it's like at no... | |
| There's no trap for Rhonda. | ||
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Guys, guys. | |
| She's the king or queen, I should say. | ||
| Bobby shuts us up, Bob. | ||
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Guys, guys. | |
| This fight is unbelievable. | ||
| Unbelievable. | ||
| And I don't understand how... | ||
| I really don't understand. | ||
| I'm not being silly. | ||
| I don't understand how you can take those kind of shots and keep going. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, especially Steven. | ||
| Shot him on a guy who was knocking dudes out at 55 and then cut down to 45 with the same power. | ||
| Tell you what, man, his leg is jacked up. | ||
| Look at Bermudez. | ||
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What's he on? | |
| Is he getting blood doped right now as we speak? | ||
| Because he's just not tired at all. | ||
|
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Whoa, easy, easy. | |
| I don't need to say it. | ||
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Hey, hey, hey. | |
| Easy on the accusations, my man. | ||
| He's passed every drug test. | ||
| No, I believe it. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| We can't say drug dope because he's in the corner, you asshole. | ||
| Ow, do you see? | ||
| There it is. | ||
| There's that kick. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Ooh, you know what? | ||
| Yeah, he got dropped there. | ||
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Boom! | |
| That's right on the fucking shin. | ||
| On the chin. | ||
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It's like a neck one almost. | |
| Oh, there he is! | ||
| Mike Tyson with the terrible shirt! | ||
| By the way, you're probably the hardest hitter ever. | ||
| He's up there. | ||
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It's a great fight. | |
| He's up there. | ||
| People say George Foreman, but Mike Tyson's up there. | ||
| I'll go with Tyson. | ||
| No. | ||
| Actually, they broke it down scientifically, and George Foreman's number one. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| Hardest hitter. | ||
| Ask your boy. | ||
| Ask your boy, John. | ||
| John Brankes? | ||
| John Brankes. | ||
| Here we go, boys. | ||
| Here we go, here we go, here we go. | ||
| This is the fight of the night so far. | ||
| By far. | ||
| Hopefully these next ones are... | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Bringing his leg around. | ||
| Bringing his leg around. | ||
| Bermudez is a rough fuck. | ||
| Bobby, I want you to take your fighting more seriously after this. | ||
| Bobby, I want you to start training. | ||
| We're going to start training you to fight in the 125. How much do you weigh, Bobby? | ||
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170. 170. Oh my god! | |
| These knees! | ||
| Dude! | ||
| They need to stop it. | ||
| They need to stop it. | ||
| Dude! | ||
| Dude! | ||
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I can't believe it. | |
| Wow! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
| I told you! | ||
| What a big fight! | ||
| I told you! | ||
| What a huge win for Jeremy Stevens! | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
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Wow. | |
| Oh no. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| Good lord. | ||
| Just spit and blow. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
|
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Mike Tyson. | |
| Wow. | ||
| What a freaking fight! | ||
| Damn, and there's Tyson. | ||
| How does that not fight him? | ||
| That's the highlight of his life right there. | ||
| In front of Tyson! | ||
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Damn, he is crunk, too. | ||
| What an amazing performance. | ||
| You know they tell you if you jump on the octagon or if you jump out of it, you're going to get fined? | ||
| What an amazing performance. | ||
| But no one ever gets fined, really. | ||
| No, you can't fin him. | ||
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He just got excited. | |
| I jumped on it in Toronto, and they didn't do anything. | ||
| He got so excited. | ||
| Well, yeah, everyone gets excited. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| It's over. | ||
| How do you time that? | ||
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Oh, my lord. | |
| You know, I'm practicing knees from now on. | ||
| Holy smokes. | ||
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You're not making it. | |
| You use it at the end of the fight. | ||
| You're not thinking about it. | ||
| Way too many shots. | ||
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A whole bunch of knees tonight, right? | |
| What a beautiful move. | ||
| Look at this corner, man. | ||
| Whistling out. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Late reaction. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Dude, that's his thing, by the way. | ||
| Stevens is a striker first, and then a wrestler. | ||
| He's a knockout artist, yeah. | ||
| He knocks dudes out. | ||
| Dennis' background is boxing, but he does it all. | ||
| That was a phenomenal fight. | ||
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Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. | |
| Aw, Bobby, I'm gonna help you. | ||
| I gotta help Bobby. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Help him. | ||
| I'm gonna pull your pants down. | ||
| Dang, poor Dennis. | ||
| I hate seeing these guys lose, man. | ||
| It's so tough. | ||
| Jeremy is. | ||
| What a feeling. | ||
| Look at the blood! | ||
| Look at the blood! | ||
| He did the hump to this camera. | ||
| What a beast! | ||
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Wow. | |
| He's a lot bigger than fucking Bermudez, dude. | ||
| Well, he used to fight. | ||
| He's a big 55er, man. | ||
| He's a giant. | ||
| Knockout artist, straight up. | ||
| Head is as big as Joe Rogan's, which is saying a lot. | ||
| Wow, what a fight, man. | ||
| Powerful Joe Rogan breaking it down here. | ||
|
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Because this was just one of the best time meetings you're ever going to see. | |
| That was... | ||
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Julie was coming in for the takedown, and you just landed this picture-proving... | |
| Boom! | ||
| Dude. | ||
| And tell me how this feels. | ||
| Guys, if you guys got a good right here, and you lean on that front foot, I'm going to head kick you, I'm going to knee you, I'm going to uppercut you, I'm going to try to knock you the fuck out. | ||
| That's what happens, baby. | ||
| Hey! | ||
| Oof. | ||
| Hey, I love America. | ||
| I'm from here, but these freaking Dublin fans are insane! | ||
| Like this! | ||
| This is a huge, huge win for you, Jeremy. | ||
| Coming off two losses... | ||
| Biggest win of his career. | ||
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What are your thoughts on how you fit in with the rest of this division? | |
| The last two losses were close decisions. | ||
| I went back, it's just my mentality. | ||
| I had to go back and think about the old school fights where I knew 24-11, slot fights. | ||
| He changed his career and went down to Alliance and started training in San Diego with all those boys. | ||
| That dude on the back, right? | ||
| I forget his name, but he's a wrestling coach at Reign. | ||
| He's one of the best wrestlers. | ||
| I mean, he's on the Olympic team. | ||
| The small white guy on the right, there he is. | ||
| See him? | ||
| Phenomenal coach. | ||
| Yeah, crazy coach. | ||
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What a win, man. | |
| What a great fight. | ||
| 505, where's that? | ||
| 5-0-5? | ||
| 5-0-5. | ||
| 5-0-5. | ||
| Why does it sound like Albuquerque? | ||
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Boss. | |
| Albuquerque? | ||
| Booyah, Brian Count. | ||
| Boss in the Hall of Fame, obviously. | ||
| Albuquerque. | ||
| Albuquerque? | ||
| I'm surprised he never went down to Jackson's if that's where he's at, huh? | ||
| What a beautiful performance that was. | ||
| That was brutal. | ||
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Was that fight of the night so far? | |
| By far. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| By far. | ||
| You could go Fight of the Night, because now they don't do Fight of the Night, they do Performance of the Night, right? | ||
| So you could go Performance of the Night, Knockout of the Night. | ||
| I mean, that was ridiculous. | ||
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How much do you get for Performance of the Night versus, like, Submission of the Night? | |
| They're all the same now, so it's all just, they give out, I think, three Performance of the Night. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| So no more specifics? | ||
| No, no more specifics. | ||
| But you can win more than one. | ||
| I think. | ||
| I forget the exact breakdown, but it's all Performance of the Night. | ||
| And that's definitely performance of the night. | ||
| Boom! | ||
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Yikes. | |
| Batch got this title shot by beating the other two four horsemen, or four horsewomen, and then the only one left to fight was Marina, and she just got completely annihilated in Invicta in like 40 seconds. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| You want me to re-say it? | ||
| Because you're not paying attention. | ||
| I'm watching. | ||
| I love these promos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I'm glad someone gets into them. | ||
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What's your call in this fight? | |
| Maybe put your headset on, right? | ||
| Maybe put your headset on. | ||
| What's your call in this fight? | ||
| I like asking you questions like this. | ||
| She doesn't have the skill set, does she? | ||
| You're so disappointing. | ||
| You see how she's holding four and she went to one, right? | ||
| So she's beat two of the four horsewomen. | ||
| And then Marina was the fourth that finished off. | ||
| She just got dominated Invicta. | ||
| She got knocked down in like 40 seconds, some shit. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| So... | ||
| Rhonda's entourage, really, it's very similar to the entourage, right? | ||
| Like, she's Vinny Chase, and then the rest are Turtle, and so it's tough. | ||
| Brendan, please don't say Turtle. | ||
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Why? | |
| I love Turtle. | ||
| I'm just saying that. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Rhonda's a superstar. | ||
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It worked out for Turtle. | |
| He made the most money. | ||
| Yeah, Turtle's ballin'. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| Look at that card. | ||
| You got Struve, Noguera, Shogun, Little Nog. | ||
| Little Nog and Big Nog are on that card. | ||
| Hey, fellas! | ||
| Hey, fellas! | ||
| Yeah, guys, you gotta stop. | ||
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Guys! | |
| Good. | ||
| They're still fighting. | ||
| God. | ||
|
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You fought Big Nog, right? | |
| I did. | ||
| Guys, she knows her shit. | ||
| She does know her shit. | ||
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Well, just with Nogueras, I've been around forever. | |
| They are legends. | ||
| Well, as an athlete, I guess you follow these things. | ||
| Look, she's so, that intensity. | ||
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Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
| Do you say as an athlete, she follows these things? | ||
| So, if you're an athlete, you know mixed martial arts? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I guess she has more of an appreciation. | ||
| I guess she's a fan, too. | ||
| Look at Rhonda. | ||
| Look at the insanity. | ||
| How do you get that intensity? | ||
| How do you get that cruel, that need to just destroy? | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| You're just now seeing this? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You've never seen these highlights before? | ||
| They play these every day. | ||
| I know. | ||
| But I just don't get over it. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Beast. | ||
| No competition. | ||
| She's by far, hands down, the best female fighter ever. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| I'm a pretty good female fighter. | ||
| She would beat you in under 30 seconds. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In anything. | ||
| Fighting related. | ||
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Pound for pound, Joanna or her? | |
| Punching and kicking. | ||
| Punching and kicking. | ||
| She would dominate you. | ||
| Pound for pound. | ||
| I think Joanna's a better striker than Ronda. | ||
| Because she's like a six-time Muay Thai world champion. | ||
| So that's her background. | ||
| Now if they were to fight... | ||
| Let's say Johanna, they did some super fight at catchweight, Rhonda would dominate her. | ||
| She would toss it on her face. | ||
| Yeah, just grab her and throw her in the air. | ||
| Rhonda's jiu-jitsu is some of the best in the world. | ||
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You know what's crazy though? | |
| Chris Cyborg has actually been in those lion fights. | ||
| She's been beat up by a lot of Muay Thai girls. | ||
| Yeah, she got stopped by one of the top Muay Thai girls. | ||
| Oh, Cyborg? | ||
| Yeah, I heard about that. | ||
| She got beat up by one of them. | ||
| Yeah, that was a while ago. | ||
| But again, it's such a different thing, right? | ||
| It is. | ||
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Is this guy fighting right now? | |
| Bobby. | ||
| Bobby. | ||
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What, is he fighting? | |
| Bobby, that's a woman. | ||
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Oh, sorry. | |
| Come on. | ||
| Ronda Rousey's fighting. | ||
| Oh, that's great. | ||
| That's great. | ||
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I'm looking forward to it. | |
| Is this Lawler? | ||
| Is this Lawler? | ||
| Lawler, yeah. | ||
| Alright, I can barely take this right now. | ||
| You're about to see fighting at its highest level. | ||
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Is this the last one? | |
| Brian, that last fight was fighting at its highest level. | ||
| Watch your P's and Q's! | ||
| But you're watching two... | ||
| You're watching the two best welterweights in the world. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Please include Carlos Conant as right up there with them all. | ||
| He has some work to do. | ||
| I think Carlos Conant might be the best fighter. | ||
| I think he beats anybody. | ||
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I love Carlos Condit. | |
| He's a very talented fighter. | ||
| In terms of technicalities, he's so precise. | ||
| Very talented fighter. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Is this getting good buzz? | ||
| Well, it comes out July 24th, Brian. | ||
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It's not as good as The Warrior. | |
| Well, it's called Warrior, but you're right. | ||
| Bro, you know what I saw last night? | ||
| The Minions movie. | ||
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Was it good? | |
| I fell asleep and walked out. | ||
| It was terrible. | ||
| Well, no, no. | ||
| I love Pixar movies. | ||
| I love those cartoon movies. | ||
| However, the Minions are cool when you see them in clips, right? | ||
| When Despicable Me, they're funny. | ||
| An entire movie of that? | ||
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Too much. | |
| I agree with you. | ||
| Way too much. | ||
| Can I be honest with you? | ||
| My wife said, come to the movies with me and the kids. | ||
| And I go, what is it? | ||
| It's Minions. | ||
| And she went like this. | ||
| Little yellow people? | ||
| And I went, I can't do it. | ||
| Hey, little... | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
| Little yellow people for an hour and a half, though. | ||
| Nah, I can't do it. | ||
| Like, in Despicable Me, they're dope. | ||
| In Despicable Me, they're funny. | ||
| Now, forward that 40 minutes of pure yellow, guys, and it gets very old. | ||
| Now, Brendan Schraub, you and I have... | ||
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This sounds so racist. | |
| I didn't mean yellow guys. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| I mean, it's like, I'm right here, dude. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Bobby, he just... | ||
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I mean, it's rude. | |
| These are shorter and yellower. | ||
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These are animated characters, yeah. | |
| Yeah, and you are an animated character, but still. | ||
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Okay. | |
| If there was a movie about a lot of you, I'd watch it. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Sam Tripoli's joke about losing Bobby, he lost Bobby at the Korean Day Parade. | ||
| And he goes, you ever try to look for a Korean in a Korean parade? | ||
| It's like looking for a needle in a needle stack. | ||
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That was a fun day, though. | |
| Yeah? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Bobby, when are you going to come on The Fighter and the Kid would need you? | ||
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What is that? | |
| Well, it's their podcast. | ||
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Yeah, well, you don't ask me. | |
| Whenever you ask me, I show up. | ||
| I'm asking you right now. | ||
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Well, then I'm going to be there. | |
| When is it? | ||
| Bro, real quick, look at these graphics right now. | ||
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He doesn't want me. | |
| Look. | ||
| No, no, you're in 100%. | ||
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Aww. | |
| You're in 100%. | ||
| We're friends now, man. | ||
| He's taking us back to the fight. | ||
| Look at this graphic, the new UFC graphic, man. | ||
| It's pretty dope going to Octagon. | ||
| Not mad at it. | ||
| Way cleaner, right? | ||
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I think you can see that in the arena, like basketball games? | |
| Yes. | ||
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Ooh, nice. | |
| I don't know, but I'm going to see it. | ||
| I don't know either. | ||
| No, you can't, because you see the glare off the side of the pillars, so they can see it. | ||
| But I don't like how they're doing a mashup of the final two fights. | ||
| They should do Rory and Lawler, and then when the other two come out, why are we doing a mashup? | ||
| I'll tell you why I want Conor McGregor to win and why I'm so nervous he won't, is that I don't want this train to stop. | ||
| I don't want this movie to stop. | ||
| I love Chad Mendes. | ||
| He's one of the best. | ||
| He's the best guys in the world. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| But I want this hype train of Conor McGregor to just keep on keeping up. | ||
| I don't want to see what he does when he loses. | ||
| It's going to be embarrassing and I'll be bummed. | ||
| Everything's going to be rough. | ||
| I'm loving this show. | ||
| I'll tell you what though. | ||
| That new UFC layout is freaking dope. | ||
| That was sweet, man. | ||
| Look at that arena. | ||
| Dana White said this is the craziest arena fight ever he's ever seen. | ||
| As far as fans, everything. | ||
| What were you going to say, Jamie? | ||
| The Jumbotron in the middle, I feel like it's not usually above the ring. | ||
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I've been there a few times, I feel like it's only... | |
| Maybe recently they've had it there, but they always had it, like, you had to look far away, like, off in the distance to see the screens. | ||
| Look at the 70s, look at the welterweight division. | ||
| By the way, look at the welterweight division. | ||
| Dude, every division, the top five, good God. | ||
| 45, and yeah, it's just a murderous row. | ||
| It's so ridiculous. | ||
| Johnny Hendrix is a bad beard. | ||
| Johnny Hendricks looks like an accountant. | ||
| He's one of the baddest guys from the planet. | ||
| You're not feeling his beard? | ||
| If he showed up and he was like, I'm your accountant, I'd be like, you look like a stocky accountant. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Meanwhile, he's one of the baddest guys. | ||
|
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What do you call this part of the face? | |
| That's called the bullseye for me when I kill people. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
|
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Look at Rogan's bullseye. | |
| Yeah, Joe's got... | ||
| He has muscles. | ||
| He has muscles. | ||
| He has muscles on muscles. | ||
| Look at how intense Joe is. | ||
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He's so intense. | |
| Look at his mouth. | ||
| Tell you what, though. | ||
| Best hype man in the game. | ||
| By the way, I'll make a call right now. | ||
| As far as a sports commentator, one of the best ever. | ||
| As far as how much he knows his game. | ||
| Knowledge, yeah. | ||
| And training, knowledge, and many fights. | ||
| He's been in the game in the very beginning. | ||
| Joe's a very smart guy, but his secret is his intensity over a long period of time. | ||
| He's got the craziest discipline and work ethic. | ||
| Like, he was telling us he went to frickin' like Chuck E. Cheese or something with his kid and was playing one of those pop-up games and he realized the high score is 500, so he sat there for an hour until he got 500. Like, bro, that's an issue. | ||
| It hurt his shoulder. | ||
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He gives good life advice. | |
| I was like depressed like a month ago and he gave me really good life advice. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
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He says, just look at life as a movie, like you're in a movie. | |
| And you want someone to watch your movie? | ||
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No. | |
| I love that advice. | ||
| He said that to me once. | ||
| See, that's what I say. | ||
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Oh, I like that, too. | |
| I'm going to write that down. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| He said that to me once. | ||
| He said, you have to act like you're the star of your own movie. | ||
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That's what he said, yeah, yeah. | |
| And it really helped me out. | ||
| I said, thank you, Joe. | ||
| Hey, Bobby. | ||
| I said this to him. | ||
| You're one of the funniest fucking people ever, and you have greatness in you as a comic. | ||
| And I've said that to you before, and very few people can do what you do, so you should never be depressed about that. | ||
| You have the ability to be one of the greatest comics ever. | ||
| Period. | ||
| Boom. | ||
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Boom, Bobby. | |
| And I've said that to you before, and I've said that to you publicly, but I've said that to you privately. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| And I've said it among hundreds of thousands of people. | ||
| So I don't want to hear your bullshit. | ||
| All you have to do is, when you feel depressed, is start writing, because you're that good. | ||
| Will you talk about why you were down, Bobby? | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Will you talk about why you were down? | ||
| Was it just things, just a clusterfuck? | ||
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No, I just go through, it's usually when people think I'm other people, then I get really depressed. | |
| Like Jackie Chan? | ||
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Well, no. | |
| They'll go, hey, I love you on The Hangover. | ||
| And then I'll go, that's not me. | ||
| And they'll go, yeah, you are. | ||
| And I'll go, no, that's not me. | ||
| And they'll try to convince me that I'm him. | ||
| Or they'll go, I love you on Heroes, or I love you on Grey's Anatomy and stuff. | ||
| I go, that's a girl and stuff. | ||
| That's a girl. | ||
| I know, man. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| Do you get people think you're somebody else? | ||
| No. | ||
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Okay, well, you don't know what I'm talking about, then. | |
| Yeah, but Bobby, you're funnier than all those people. | ||
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Yeah, I know, but... | |
| And Ken Jeong is awesome and funny. | ||
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Yeah, Ken Jeong's amazing. | |
| Does he do stand-up, too, or no? | ||
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He used to, yeah. | |
| He does mostly sketch. | ||
| Yeah, Ken did a little stand-up, didn't he? | ||
| Yeah, we're on tour together and stuff. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| That must have been a... | ||
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Who do you think people think you are, Brian? | |
| Tom Cruise and Rory McDonald. | ||
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Ah, I see. | |
| They think I'm either Robbie Lawler or Rory McDonald. | ||
| Has anyone mistaken for anything? | ||
| Luke Perry. | ||
| I don't want to talk about it right now. | ||
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Do people say that, like you're Luke Perry? | |
| It used to be. | ||
| I was like, oh, okay. | ||
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I see it. | |
| A little bit. | ||
| I'm older now, so my face is changed. | ||
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How old is Luke Perry? | |
| He's older than me. | ||
| I think Luke is about 51. Look him up. | ||
| I wonder what he looks like. | ||
| I feel like everybody's younger than me, and they are. | ||
| Bobby, how old are you now? | ||
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Oh man, old. | |
| I'm 48, so relax. | ||
| I'm 43. Dude, don't then... | ||
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You're about to say something racist. | |
| Asians and black people age so much better than white people usually. | ||
| In general, they age so much better. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Well, Asians, we're evolved, really. | ||
| We've evolved. | ||
| Damn it, Bobby. | ||
| Bobby, there he is. | ||
| There's Luke Perry. | ||
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But look at how soft my skin is. | |
| I can see that. | ||
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Touch my skin. | |
| You don't shave either? | ||
|
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No. | |
| How old is he now? | ||
| 48. Oh, you're the same age. | ||
| He might look a little older than me. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Okay, Brian. | ||
| Does he or no? | ||
| Oh, for sure, brother. | ||
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He looks older than you. | |
| They are, Brian. | ||
| That's Brian. | ||
| How old is he in that top left picture, though? | ||
| That's what people use to think I look like. | ||
| Well, you guys have the same hairline, for sure. | ||
| Yeah, and similar eyes. | ||
| You know what? | ||
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I can see it. | |
| I can see it. | ||
| He's smaller than me. | ||
| Oh, right there he looks about every bit of 55. You know what? | ||
| He's a good-looking dude. | ||
| That's good to compare him to, though. | ||
| That's a good comparison. | ||
| Oh, people used to say it. | ||
| Hey, homeboy. | ||
| You understand what I'm saying, right? | ||
| I just want to say that. | ||
| You're one of the funny people. | ||
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Thank you so much. | |
| I don't like compliments, but thank you so much. | ||
| You're that good. | ||
|
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I'm a human being, and you go through depression, that's all. | |
| You're top five. | ||
| Ups and downs. | ||
| Funny guy. | ||
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Don't you get depressed? | |
| I don't. | ||
| I've never seen Brian the Kid count. | ||
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You've never been depressed. | |
| You know, I hang out with this guy damn near every day. | ||
| We've been on the road together. | ||
| We've been through some shit together. | ||
| I've never seen him down once. | ||
|
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It's unbelievable. | |
| And it drives me fucking nuts. | ||
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You're an anomaly then, because I always figured comedians were a lot sounder. | |
| Me too. | ||
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They're supposed to be dark and have some demons. | |
| I mean, this boy is just morose 90% every day. | ||
| I wake up going, I'm going to kill myself today. | ||
| He's a comic, but he's special. | ||
| Bobby's really special. | ||
| And the thing about Callan, too, I don't know if you have this body, but he has more energy. | ||
| I'm 32. Callan has more energy than me, by far. | ||
| I can't keep up. | ||
| When we went to San Francisco together, I had to take naps. | ||
| I've always had crazy amount of energy. | ||
| I took naps, and he was chilling. | ||
| I've always had a crazy amount of energy. | ||
| Have you ever got your testosterone checked? | ||
| It must be high. | ||
| The doctor's like, sure. | ||
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No, but you have all your hair still. | |
| Well, let's not get carried away. | ||
| He was just telling me I'm losing it. | ||
| Let's not get carried away. | ||
| I walked into the studio the other day, and I thought he was doing cornrows, but he's just losing his hair. | ||
| I was like, oh, sick, Cal, you got cornrows. | ||
| And he's like, no, bro, I'm just losing my hair. | ||
| I swear I thought it was cornrows. | ||
| I was like, all right, we're cool. | ||
| Cornrows. | ||
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Bobby, you and Brian should go on the show Naked and Afraid. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| You know that show? | ||
| Yes, we talk about it all the time. | ||
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I love that show. | |
| You and I should do it. | ||
| We always talk about it. | ||
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You're going to have to carry. | |
| I got to cuddle you and stuff, then I got to carry you. | ||
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That's fine. | |
| Can you haunt Bobby? | ||
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No. | |
| I don't know how to do anything. | ||
| That's why. | ||
| I think I'll last, though. | ||
| Just on his fat reserves. | ||
| Just my fat reserves alone. | ||
| Bobby's tougher than he gives himself credit for. | ||
| Thanks, P. Where were you born and raised, Bobby? | ||
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It's none of your fucking business, man. | |
| Hey, man! | ||
| No, you're not that tough. | ||
| You're not that tough, dude. | ||
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San Diego, dude. | |
| San Diego, bro. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Oh, that's where you did a lot of street fighting? | ||
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That's right. | |
| Your name is... | ||
| Powerful for us. | ||
| Dude, for us, it's a hobby. | ||
| Now, do they give you those bright green shoes? | ||
| Is that how it works? | ||
| For free? | ||
| I like them if you can wear them that way. | ||
| Now, you have to understand, this guy is the future and the now. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| This kid has been groomed, groomed to be the next GSP and take over in Canada. | ||
| This is what he does, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You want to talk about a guy who doesn't get nervous fight week? | ||
| Roy McDonald. | ||
| He doesn't? | ||
| He's like a serial killer. | ||
| I thought they should have named him the Canadian Psycho. | ||
| He hates that nickname. | ||
| What's his nickname now? | ||
| The Titan? | ||
| The Red Dragon? | ||
| The Red Man? | ||
| The Red King? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| I like it. | ||
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It's like from Game of Thrones or something. | |
| He's the Red King. | ||
| The Red King. | ||
| He's young as shit. | ||
| He's been groomed for this exact moment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I like his disposition. | |
| He's introverted and sort of quiet like that. | ||
| Anyone who knows Rory, he comes out of his shell and he's a funny dude. | ||
| I wish people could see it. | ||
| Really? | ||
| He's actually really funny, super intelligent. | ||
| I bet. | ||
| Yeah, he's very funny, man. | ||
| I bet he's smart as shit. | ||
| Very smart. | ||
| But he comes off almost as like that... | ||
| He's an amazing fighter. | ||
| He's an amazing fighter. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| He does everything right. | ||
| Very hard. | ||
| It's going to be very tough to beat. | ||
| But a guy who can beat him is a guy like Robbie Lawler, who's beat him before, but Robbie Lawler just has that pressure, man. | ||
| And you're talking about a confident champion, Robbie Lawler, coming at you. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Look how happy he is. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's been here since he was 17, I think. | ||
| He just said, I'm coming. | ||
| God, that's that champion swagger, son. | ||
| It's hard to get. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| And when you got it, bottle it. | ||
| He's a killer. | ||
| A murderer. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| A murderer. | ||
| He's the best 170-er in the world. | ||
| What song is he coming out to? | ||
| Like you said, though, you can see the 70-pound belt just being on rotation with these guys. | ||
| They're all... | ||
| I mean, they're all so fucking good. | ||
| He's just been doing it for so long. | ||
| Couldn't look more relaxed. | ||
| Couldn't look more relaxed. | ||
| Well, think about how many fights he's had and all the ups and downs. | ||
| You're talking about a guy who has a salty record, really. | ||
| I think he's 25 and 10. But before he went on this tear, he had a salty-ass record, man. | ||
| There was a time in his career where a lot of people were telling him, hey, man, it might be time to move on. | ||
| There was a time when he didn't spar for years. | ||
| He was just going there and trained and wouldn't spar. | ||
| Why wouldn't he spar? | ||
| Because of the head trauma. | ||
| He'd think he was doing too much sparring, so he didn't time off. | ||
| And then that was when he was at Pat Milichick's camp, and then he moved to Florida. | ||
| Well, those guys were crazy. | ||
| Yes, that's the old school days. | ||
| You're talking about Tim Sylvia, all those monsters. | ||
| Matt Hughes, all those guys. | ||
| So now he goes from there to ATT, where he's just flourishing, tearing it up. | ||
| That's an amazing facility down there. | ||
| There's Stitch, Herb Dean. | ||
| Who's that guy right there with the puka shells? | ||
| King Mo in his corner. | ||
| Phenomenal wrestler. | ||
| Bellator fighter. | ||
| Phenomenal, phenomenal wrestler. | ||
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Is there food here? | |
| I'm going to have some bars in the back. | ||
| I feel like your energy's dropping a little. | ||
| You good? | ||
|
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You want some coffee? | |
| I need some food or something. | ||
| Alright. | ||
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Do you have a bar? | |
| Well... | ||
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Chips. | |
| Low blood sugar. | ||
| I haven't blow blood pressure. | ||
| No. | ||
| We're just getting to the thick of it, my man. | ||
| These are the fights. | ||
| These are... | ||
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Well, all of them are great. | |
| Now, this is a three-rounder, though. | ||
| Or is it a five-rounder? | ||
| Five-rounder, because it's a title fight. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Title fights are five rounds, Brian. | ||
| We've got two five-round fights. | ||
| We've got 50 minutes of fighting to go. | ||
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Why can't they go that long? | |
| Wow. | ||
| Can't they do endless rounds where, like, just whoever's standing is laughing? | ||
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I think that'd be better. | |
| No. | ||
| If you hate ratings, sure. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be dangerous. | ||
| It'd be, it's too much. | ||
| It's insanity. | ||
| You'd have guys, like, stalling and doing weird shit. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if they're stalling, but just be... | ||
| But in Brazil, they'd have fights, like, Hickson had fights that lasted an hour and a half. | ||
| That's old school, man. | ||
| You can't do that anymore. | ||
| It wouldn't be a sport if you did that. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at Bruce Buffer! | ||
| He's my favorite to watch, man. | ||
| He gets crunked for these. | ||
| I brought my own Stevia to the studio, Jamie. | ||
| I don't know if you noticed that. | ||
| I brought my own Stevia. | ||
| Get yourself a bar there, buddy. | ||
| How's that bar doing for you? | ||
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That's actually... | |
| You know what I read? | ||
| It actually doubles as an appetite suppressant. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It has to be real Stevia extract. | ||
| If you get that Stevia at Ralph's... | ||
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No, they have additives. | |
| This is that all-natural, whole food shenanigans. | ||
| Bobby, I love your girlfriend. | ||
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She's the best. | |
| We're gonna keep her. | ||
| Hope you don't mind. | ||
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Please don't. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Because I walk down the street and guys hit on her in front of me because they don't think that I'm dating her. | ||
| That's fucked up, man. | ||
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I'm used to it. | |
| What do they think? | ||
| You're like her freaking assistant? | ||
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Like an assistant or something, yeah. | |
| Or that I'm a prostitute. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah, I swear. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
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Or do they think that she's a part of some government organization that helps retarded kids walk across the street and stuff? | |
| People think it's Make-A-Wish. | ||
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Yeah, something like that. | |
| I'm not even lying. | ||
| Dude, I'm not even lying. | ||
| Dudes will just walk up to me. | ||
| I'm holding her hand. | ||
| They're cruel. | ||
| She's a smoke show. | ||
| And they think you're an assistant. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Sorry, bro. | ||
| How do you think I feel? | ||
| Horrible, I bet. | ||
| No wonder you're depressed. | ||
| You want guacamole, Bobby? | ||
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You just made it? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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It's pretty new. | |
| Is it new? | ||
| I can't just eat raw guacamole. | ||
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There's got to be chips and stuff. | |
| You have chips right next to you. | ||
| It's okay, Bri. | ||
| Okay, thanks. | ||
| We can't turn the sound up for this, right? | ||
| No, man. | ||
| We're doing a show. | ||
| Can't listen to the fights in silence. | ||
| Hey, Brian! | ||
| Ever done one of these before? | ||
| Sorry, buddy. | ||
| I'll turn the sound up for the other one. | ||
| For just the walkout. | ||
| I wish there was a button I could hit that just slapped you. | ||
| You're like, K-Zero, you can listen to the volume. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| He's an underdog in this. | ||
| Because of the wrestling. | ||
| That's what I think. | ||
| And the last fight was close. | ||
| Such a good fight. | ||
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How uncommon is that, that the champion actually comes in as the underdog? | |
| I mean, it's pretty rare. | ||
| It's pretty rare. | ||
| But Rory McDonald is very rare. | ||
| But the thing is, the UFC, it's getting so competitive, it's all about styles and matchups. | ||
| So let's say Conor wins tonight. | ||
| When he fights Jose Aldo, I bet it's going to be close if he's an underdog. | ||
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Look at these guys staring each other down. | |
| So with the UFC kits, if you're the champ, they're all black. | ||
| So if you're the champion, you're all black with gold. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| But I think for the non-champs, they have to make it different. | ||
| You can't have both white and black. | ||
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Right. | |
| I mean, you're in the face of... | ||
| I mean, look at this. | ||
| Yeah, we're looking, bro. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Roy's very smart, very cerebral. | ||
| Stands right there, dude. | ||
| Super cerebral fighter. | ||
| Stands right there. | ||
| Best jab at 170. Best jab at 170. Very similar to Joel St. Pierre. | ||
| Guess who's a really good counterpuncher? | ||
| Robbie Lawler. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Hey, Brian, is there any way you can smack more into the mic, though? | ||
| Sorry, but I'm nervous. | ||
| I'm nervous as shit right now. | ||
| Oh! | ||
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What are you doing? | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Oof. | ||
| No one hits harder at 170 than Rory, that's for sure. | ||
| I mean, and Lawler. | ||
| Talk about a knockout artist. | ||
| Robert will put you to sleep. | ||
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The last time they met, Lawler knocked him down a third, right? | |
| That was the game changer. | ||
| Look at our boy standing right in range of his right. | ||
| Yeah, right in the range of his right. | ||
| He knows what he's doing, man. | ||
| I guess he does. | ||
| I'll tell you what's an advantage for Rory if it goes to the ground. | ||
| Roy's jiu-jitsu is very high level. | ||
| Compete in Metamorris, beat the brakes off a guy in Metamorris. | ||
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Look at him kicking. | |
| Look at how he's doing that weird front kick, that sort of 45 degree roundhouse. | ||
| What'd you say, Jimmy? | ||
| Under his elbow. | ||
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Purple in Lawler's shorts. | |
| He's got different shorts on. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I think it's like a different material. | ||
| I think it's a light black, but it looks purple to extend it. | ||
| Weird flicking front kick. | ||
| Dude, he's just holding him off at that right... | ||
| His range. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has a killer jab, a phenomenal jab, and then he uses those kicks to keep him at range. | ||
| Look at that jab, son. | ||
| Educated jab. | ||
| I call it an educated jab, Brendan. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| There's a right. | ||
| Roy's not known as a knockout artist. | ||
| Roy wins. | ||
| It's going to be TKO later in the rounds, I think. | ||
| But the thing about Lawler is, A, he's freaking damn near impossible to knock out, especially lately, and B, he just hangs around, and if he lands one of those shots, it's night-night. | ||
| Well, that's why McDonald is so close to those hands! | ||
| Yeah, but look, as soon as he gets in within range, he's eating a nice, stiff Canadian jab. | ||
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Is Rory going to want to take him down? | |
| That's what I call a nice, stiff Canadian jab. | ||
| But the thing is, Robbie Lawler's takedown defense is so damn good, especially early on. | ||
| So I bet we see Robbie just pick him apart for a little bit, wear him out, and then start to move for the takedowns. | ||
| Rory, by the way, has thrown everything so far. | ||
| Robbie's thrown a little bit. | ||
| This is Rory McDonald's time. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think it's his time. | ||
| And Canada needs a champion like Rory. | ||
| Rory McDonald is the most skilled fighter here. | ||
| He and Carlos Condit. | ||
| That's going to be the sick fight. | ||
| You know they fought before, right? | ||
| Yes, I do. | ||
| But Rory McDonald's a very different fighter now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Notice how I whispered that? | ||
| Bobby. | ||
| I like how you whisper. | ||
| When you whisper it, I listen more, man. | ||
| Thank you, buddy. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I put my voice down like this. | ||
| I'll tell you who doesn't want to be a celebrity. | ||
| Who? | ||
| Roy McDonald. | ||
| Doesn't care. | ||
| He's just a fighter. | ||
| He hates being noticed. | ||
| Hates being a celebrity. | ||
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Love it. | |
| I love him. | ||
| He's a true fighter. | ||
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Makes him even more lovable. | |
| He's a true fighter. | ||
| True fighter and loves the finer things in life. | ||
| Loves a nice suit, nice pair of shoes. | ||
| Likes his ladies? | ||
| Cars. | ||
| Loves a nice, pretty young lady. | ||
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He's a quiet killer. | |
| He's a stud, man. | ||
| Super stud. | ||
| I'm very impressed with that kid. | ||
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Great kid. | |
| And I shouldn't call him a kid. | ||
| He's a man. | ||
| He's the future of the UFC. You know why? | ||
| Because he doesn't have a background in wrestling, in taekwondo. | ||
| He has a background in mixed martial arts. | ||
| He went into the gym at 12 and started training in mixed martial arts. | ||
| That's why he's so good at everything. | ||
| And stayed dedicated to it. | ||
| You're talking about a black belt and striking. | ||
| All these jabs of black belt, so black belt and boxing. | ||
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Oh, did you see that? | |
| Hey, look at Rory Short. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| He's got an ad on there. | ||
| You see that? | ||
| Yeah, he has Monster. | ||
| Dude! | ||
| Well, see, that's the thing. | ||
| Certain guys have exclusive deals, like Ronda has exclusive, right? | ||
| We'll see Monster on Connor shorts. | ||
| So I think certain guys with the big companies get additional sponsorship. | ||
| Because Roy's also an exclusive sponsor with Reebok, so he has a different deal than the rest of the guys. | ||
| He just signed with them, actually. | ||
| This is so weird, Brennan. | ||
| Holding him off with that hand like that. | ||
| I'll tell you what impressed me. | ||
| Yeah, of course, Rory's jab and holding him off and all this, but that takedown defense by Robbie. | ||
| Jesus, and he was in tight. | ||
| Robbie, that left hand of Robbie skips the shit out of him. | ||
| Robbie's holding that left hand. | ||
| You don't know if it's going to be an uppercut or a straight right. | ||
| He's a south ball then. | ||
| Yeah, he's a south ball, Brian. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't realize that. | ||
| His entire career has been a south ball. | ||
| That's hard to fight, right? | ||
| Or is it you just adjust and you stay on the outside of that foot? | ||
| It's hard though, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Southpaws are harder to fight because there's a lot more traditional fighters than there are Southpaws. | ||
| So it's very tough, especially when they're at such a high level like Robbie. | ||
| Gotta swat that. | ||
| The key to Southpaw, you see that left foot? | ||
| You want to stay outside Robbie's right foot. | ||
| And avoid that left hand. | ||
| And come over that jab, right? | ||
| No. | ||
| You want to use straight rights. | ||
| Straight rights are how you stop a Southpaw. | ||
| And a big right kick. | ||
| With your head to the outside. | ||
| So that's one round for Rory, for sure. | ||
| And this is going to be frustrating for Robbie because he's going to be eating this all night. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he can't sit there and eat these jabs and kicks. | ||
| Because Rory does not give a flying patoot. | ||
| He can just sit there and pick you apart. | ||
| He'll win round, round, round, round. | ||
| Patient as shit. | ||
| But now Robbie, right? | ||
| You're talking about conflicting styles. | ||
| Robbie just needs to land one to win this fight. | ||
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I hated that round. | |
| Did you? | ||
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I hated it. | |
| I loved it. | ||
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It was boring. | |
| You know what? | ||
| You're the majority. | ||
| Everyone's like, God, that shit was boring. | ||
| I loved that round so much. | ||
| I loved it. | ||
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Why? | |
| Why? | ||
| This level of a fight, to be that technical and use your jab, set up kicks. | ||
| You're watching them get positioned, where they're stepping. | ||
| It's like the Floyd Mayer-Pacquiao fight. | ||
| Everyone's like, I hate that fight. | ||
| True fighters are like, oh my God, that fight was amazing. | ||
| It's like a gay dance. | ||
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They just pointed a circle around. | |
| I can see how... | ||
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And then you go this way, around, it's like, alright. | |
| But here's the thing, Bobby, the level of technique, the way they're measuring each other, and how they're positioning and stuff, and your margin for error with these guys, and watching him fight a southpaw where he's sitting on the outside of that jab and trying to use his right. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Watch his foot. | ||
| Watch how his foot is going to be on the outside every time. | ||
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Watch their feet, man. | |
| That's weird. | ||
| You don't want to tell a guy that if he doesn't... | ||
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Yeah, it doesn't matter. | |
| What? | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
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Sorry, bro. | |
| Bro, I'm trying to teach you lessons, so when guys call you out with your girl, let's slap some dudes around. | ||
| I'm going to take you as my protege, bro. | ||
| Show him a picture of Brendan. | ||
| So when guys start heckling you with your girl, you can just whoop ass. | ||
| No, just say, this is Brendan Schaub's girlfriend. | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| Yeah, Robbie's going to have to make some changes here, man. | ||
| Because what he's doing now, staying outside, I love his movement here. | ||
| I love the footwork of Robbie right now. | ||
| Changing it up. | ||
| You have to, otherwise you can get picked apart by the reach of Roy McDonald. | ||
| Cal, remember I was giving you shit for reach, how you want to shout about reach? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, we found a guy who's going to use it. | ||
| That's right, buddy. | ||
| I'm sorry, friend. | ||
| That's all right, pal. | ||
| You know, you got it from Romero. | ||
| I spent a lot of time on my job. | ||
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Well... | |
| A lot of time. | ||
| My number one priority is my jab. | ||
| That jab, man, it's just... | ||
| Robbie's going to have to mix it up, man, because he can't stay outside here. | ||
| He's going to have to start risking it. | ||
| It's amazing what a jab will do. | ||
| You just can't do much when it keeps... | ||
| That's what Fabrizio Verdum did to Cain Velasquez. | ||
| He just kept his jab in his face. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| I think Roy has the best jab in MMA. The last time we saw a jab like this was George St. Pierre. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Granted, they have the exact same coaches that come from the exact same camp. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Don't get that. | ||
| I love this. | ||
| I love this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| We don't want to start trading. | ||
| Let's get that jab back, son. | ||
| Look at these kicks. | ||
| Right in the face. | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
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I don't understand how Fabrizio Verdum was that big of an underdog in terms of just the betting line. | |
| You know, he's always an underdog. | ||
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I mean, if you think about it, Kane had fought two guys in the last five years previous to that. | |
| True, but Kane's such a beast. | ||
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Yeah, he is a beast. | |
| But I'm just saying, like, Verdum had gone to war much more than him. | ||
| I know. | ||
| And he beat the brakes off Mark Hunt. | ||
| He beat the brakes off Travis Brown. | ||
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That's right. | |
| He beat Roy Nelson. | ||
| So Verdum, it's a respect thing. | ||
| We were talking about this on UFC Tonight when I was on there on Fox. | ||
| The thing is, he just doesn't get a lot of respect. | ||
| He's always an underdog. | ||
| It's like, when the hell are they going to get to it? | ||
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But a huge margin, too. | |
| It's crazy. | ||
| Dude, look at how Rory just keeps... | ||
| He's going to do this all night. | ||
| You're not going to get him out of his dame. | ||
| You're not going to lull him into a brawl. | ||
| Robbie doesn't have an answer right now. | ||
| He doesn't have an answer to what's going on. | ||
| He's getting frustrated, and I bet you we see later this round, the third round, he just start opening up and taking chances, and he's going to pay for it. | ||
| Or he's going to clip Rory, right? | ||
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Well, yeah, but it's hard to clip Rory. | |
| But you're right, man. | ||
| If Robbie touches you the right way. | ||
| Look at that athletic stance. | ||
| If you have a young kid who wants to get involved in MMA, you show him tape on Roy McDonald. | ||
| Oh my god, do you ever. | ||
| And then you say, never get into MMA. He doesn't eat a lot of punches. | ||
| He's very disciplined. | ||
| It's also a mindset. | ||
| He's a serial killer. | ||
| He's a different animal, for sure. | ||
| Just doesn't get, his heart rate never raises, it seems. | ||
| Well, I'm sure it does, but he just stays cool, calm, collected. | ||
| That's why he's fighting for a UFC goal. | ||
| Not a lot of head movement, Brendan. | ||
| He's just standing there, but just measuring shots. | ||
| It's his footwork that's getting him out of the way. | ||
| It's his distance control, which is everything. | ||
| It's peripheral. | ||
| Not worrying so much about slipping punches, but rather kind of being out of the way. | ||
| He's relying on his feet, yeah, in his jab. | ||
| Man, he's just big, too. | ||
| He's big! | ||
| Oh, well, better pay attention. | ||
| No, Robbie Lawler is a champion for a reason. | ||
| You get so nervous with Robbie because you can connect with him. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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This is the one. | |
| Oh, he opened him up. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| This is the one. | ||
| Come on, Rory. | ||
| Move your feet, buddy. | ||
| Rory's standing there. | ||
| Taking it. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Now look who got confidence. | ||
| The champion's confidence, son. | ||
| That's trouble. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Good counterpunch, Robbie Lawler. | ||
| Look at the champ. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| They're eating some shots now. | ||
| Rory, for sure, get out of the way. | ||
| I told you, he's standing within range. | ||
| Well, now the champ found a little secret, huh? | ||
| Found a little open in the kitchen, as you call it, Callan. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| He's in his kitchen. | ||
| He's in his kitchen. | ||
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I think all UFC fighters should get a tan. | |
| They should get a tan because when you're pale like that guy, you can see the blood more easily. | ||
| It doesn't always translate well, though. | ||
| Because I remember Lyoto Machida not too long ago came in with like an ultra fake tan and I saw it. | ||
| Like it was very obvious. | ||
| By the way, Rory McDonald's taking some shots right now, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Yeah, this fight's not going five rounds. | ||
| They continue this pace. | ||
| Damn, you gotta give Robbie this one-to-one probably. | ||
| Wouldn't you say, Jamie? | ||
| Look at his face. | ||
| Damn, the confidence of a champ is trouble when he starts opening up. | ||
| Now he's laying his jab in his lung too. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Man, Robin Lola can take shit. | ||
| He can take shit, man. | ||
| He's so damn durable. | ||
| Yeah, he took bunches from Johnny Hendricks. | ||
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I want to apologize. | |
| The big rig. | ||
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I want to apologize. | |
| What's up, man? | ||
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I said the first round was bad, but the second round was very good, so I want to apologize. | |
| You want action. | ||
| He broke his nose there. | ||
| Uh, it looks like an orbital. | ||
| I wouldn't say his nose. | ||
| Alright, well, it's not good. | ||
| Yeah, either way, it's not good. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| What's not good is you got the champ being comfortable, and he's like, oh, hold up. | ||
| Because that first round, you're frustrated. | ||
| Second round, you're like, well, so we got one-to-one. | ||
| Let's get some adrenaline on that fucking cut. | ||
| Momentum's a motherfucker. | ||
| Momentum's a motherfucker in fighting. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Roy hasn't been in trouble in a little bit. | ||
| Oh, no, he hasn't. | ||
| Man, oh, man. | ||
| Robbie Lawler is really... | ||
| Look at the counter on this fucker. | ||
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I wasn't sold on Rory before this, but I really want him to win now. | |
| Right. | ||
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Like, there's something about him that's just... | |
| I try to be unbiased, but goddammit, I suck at it. | ||
| Tell you who's good at being unbiased. | ||
| Our boy Joe Rogan. | ||
| Kinda has to be. | ||
| Right? | ||
| That just fucked him up. | ||
| Yeah, we got one to one. | ||
| What a frickin' card! | ||
| He broke his orbital bone or something like that. | ||
| Yeah, it looks like an orbital's messed up. | ||
| And look at the champ frothing at the mouth. | ||
| That's what you don't want to see. | ||
| I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| We're in round three here, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Step over that fucking... | ||
| God, Robbie Lawler just keeps his eyes open and just sees everything coming. | ||
| Did you say he keeps his eyes open? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh... | ||
| These exchanges are where you're like, you hold your breath like one shot to the chin. | ||
| Something's going down this round. | ||
| Someone's getting dropped. | ||
| This round's going to be a game changer. | ||
| Yeah, it's just a matter of time. | ||
| I don't like the way Rory's eating shots. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| I feel like he's coming in and getting caught when he comes in. | ||
| He's paying for everything he throws. | ||
| Well, Robbie found his timing. | ||
| Robbie's found some niche on his timing. | ||
| And if I'm Rory, I'm going to mix it up and shoot for a takedown. | ||
| Because what he's doing now, he's starting to get ate up a little bit. | ||
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Damn. | |
| And you can tell with the kicks and his movement, Robbie's just loose as fuck. | ||
| Oh, oh, fuck, son. | ||
| How about the chin on our boy, old Rory, red guy, McDonald. | ||
| Red king. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| Look at the elbows. | ||
| Yeah, they get in close. | ||
| He throws his elbows. | ||
| His face skin ate up. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Tell you what, man. | ||
| I don't care how good your shit is. | ||
| You're not eating too many of those Robbie Lawler left hands very long. | ||
| Zone's getting dropped, son. | ||
| Yeah, it does. | ||
| God, dog, how good is Robbie Lawler? | ||
| So good. | ||
| So fucking good. | ||
| He's the champion. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| I like the takedown attempt. | ||
| There you go. | ||
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Needs it. | |
| He needs it. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Holy takedown defense, Batman. | ||
| Holy takedown defense is right. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| You're talking about a true martial artist here. | ||
| You're talking about a high-level wrestler, too, in Roy McDonald. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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Look at his face. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| This is his nose. | ||
| His face looks like a red mask. | ||
| He looks like the Red King right now. | ||
| Let's not do the Taekwondo axe kick, please. | ||
| I'm telling Robert Leonard what not to do. | ||
| Roy looks like the red guy I just watched before I came here from Captain America. | ||
| The bad skull guy. | ||
| That's what he looks like. | ||
| The red skull. | ||
| I think his name should be the red skull. | ||
| You could market that. | ||
| Shit. | ||
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Shit. | |
| It's crazy shit, man. | ||
| Man, his face is beat up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Telling you something's going down this round. | ||
| Such an interesting red face. | ||
| Oh, look at these. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Close second round. | ||
| Roy's trying to readjust. | ||
| Roy's in trouble, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because the takedown was nowhere near happening. | ||
| That takedown offense is so impressive. | ||
| Look at the stalker in Robbie Lowe. | ||
| And that's crazy that he couldn't take him down. | ||
| Not even close, right? | ||
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Damn it. | |
| Fuck. | ||
| He had that single deep, too. | ||
| Super deep. | ||
| And I don't know how Robbie got... | ||
| How did Robbie defend that? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| I didn't even see how he did that. | ||
| Just great takedown offense, Brian. | ||
| I'm not going to break down wrestling 101. With a wizard? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| His hands are up. | ||
| His hands are protecting himself. | ||
| He's protecting his body. | ||
| He's taking those shots off his forearms. | ||
| They're both slowing down a little this round, right? | ||
| It is the third. | ||
| That's only natural. | ||
| It's mid-third. | ||
| This fourth round is going to be a barn burner. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Body shot. | ||
| It doesn't matter with Robbie Lawler. | ||
| I just don't see him ever... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Talk about a career resurgence. | ||
| That is insane. | ||
| It's like he's mastered. | ||
| It's like it clicked. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's a master of MMA. Yeah. | ||
| Which very few are. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| That first round, I thought Ryder was going to be in some serious trouble. | ||
| I thought he was for sure going to win this. | ||
| I just thought it was going to be a clear-cut decision. | ||
| Look at the blocking. | ||
| I got to start taking my striking more seriously, Brennan. - Okay. | ||
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Please don't shut up. | |
| I don't have this kind of fucking... | ||
| I don't have this in and out. | ||
| I gotta start pissing me off. | ||
| You know what the problem is? | ||
| The other day you told me you sparred and you didn't get hit once. | ||
| I think that would be a problem. | ||
| Or I'm just that elusive. | ||
| Don't get me wrong. | ||
| I'm sure you're very similar to Floyd Mayweather, but you haven't been boxing very long. | ||
| If you're a sparring guy who can't hit you, it might be time to switch it up. | ||
| But it makes me feel like I'm Floyd Mayweather when I box somebody who's never boxed before. | ||
| First time with your gloves on? | ||
| Move around with me. | ||
| Oh! | ||
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Oh! | |
| What the fuck? | ||
| What? | ||
| That just... | ||
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Oh! | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| Robin Lawler just got rocked here. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Is every fight like... | ||
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Yes! | |
| Oh my god! | ||
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Every fight's like round of the year in this fight. | |
| Dude, are you kidding me? | ||
| You got a new champion. | ||
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Look at Robin Lawler. | |
| Take the beating. | ||
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What the hell? | |
| This is the greatest fight card I've ever seen. | ||
| Dude, are you kidding me? | ||
| He's gonna get out of the round. | ||
| Are you kidding me? | ||
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He's gonna get out of the round. | |
| Oh my god! | ||
| Look at that one smiling! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| What a fight! | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| And still going, no worries. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
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Are you kidding me, Brennan? | |
| That was a roundhouse, which I'm going to kick you in the front. | ||
| Please don't ruin this. | ||
| Please don't ruin this moment. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| What a fight! | ||
| That's the greatest UFC fight card I've ever seen. | ||
| Hands down, every fight. | ||
| How about Robbie Lawler still able to clam up, keep his composure, and come back? | ||
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It was sort of a delayed response, too. | |
| I didn't think he would have gotten rocked by that. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Rory's gotten beaten up kind of bad before, but still won. | ||
| Yeah, yep. | ||
| Yeah, Rory McDonald is an absolute killer. | ||
| He's tired right now. | ||
| He's breathing heavy. | ||
| They're both tired, right? | ||
| True. | ||
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But he's still got the crazy in his eyes. | |
| I think McDonald is still on. | ||
| Did it hit behind the ear? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Right behind the ear. | ||
| So that's going to mess up your equilibrium. | ||
| That's not a chin issue. | ||
| That's nothing. | ||
| You get hit right behind the ear. | ||
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So anytime you hit closer to the temporal area? | |
| Back here. | ||
| Yeah, right behind the ear. | ||
| It's so sensitive. | ||
| So it throws off your equilibrium. | ||
| So you can see them a little wobbly. | ||
| It's different than getting hit in the jaw. | ||
| It's completely different. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| Look at both of them. | ||
| I'm freaking out. | ||
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I am freaking the fuck out! | |
| My God. | ||
| My God. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Oh my god, he's coming back. | ||
| He's coming now. | ||
| This is an amazing fight. | ||
| You're talking about Rory McDonald here. | ||
| You're talking about the biggest freak. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
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Oh my lord. | |
| Robbie's still getting recovered. | ||
| Robbie's recovered. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Oh shit. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You're talking about a new champion. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| McCarthy's going to have to stop this. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
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Please don't. | |
| Please no. | ||
| Two more minutes. | ||
| Bobby, stop talking. | ||
| Two more minutes. | ||
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Oh! | |
| There's another shot. | ||
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Same area. | |
| Oh my god, another one. | ||
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Yeah, he hasn't recovered at all. | |
| When's the last time you saw a welterweight championship fight? | ||
| Dude, what is this? | ||
| Look at Rory McDonald. | ||
| Look at the beast that he is. | ||
| I mean, Hendrix Lala was good. | ||
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Are you kidding me? | |
| Hendrix Lala 2 is good. | ||
| I was there. | ||
| This is nothing. | ||
| This is the craziest shit I've ever seen. | ||
| This whole fight card is some of the best fights I've ever seen ever in UFC history. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Rory McDonald. | ||
| Why is he backing off right now? | ||
| He's just getting his composure? | ||
| He's tired? | ||
| What? | ||
| Help me. | ||
| It's the fourth round. | ||
| I don't give a shit. | ||
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Help me. | |
| You know who's winning this fight right now? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's very clear. | ||
| Rory McDonald. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh, I thought he knocked him out. | ||
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Oh. | |
| No, he went for a takedown. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| This is just too much. | ||
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Man. | |
| My man. | ||
| Boy, they were close to stopping it there. | ||
| That was, I mean, inches away from being stopped. | ||
| Come on, Rory. | ||
| Come on, Rory. | ||
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He still looks wobbly. | |
| Yeah, he's not all there, that's for sure. | ||
| He's plotting forward. | ||
| Well, Rory's tired, too. | ||
| He spent a lot of energy trying to finish him there, especially in the third and fourth round. | ||
| Rory is really tired. | ||
| They're both really tired, Brian. | ||
| But Rory, you know, his gas tank's running low because he's trying to finish him. | ||
| So they're both buying time to fill that tank back on up. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| Good Lord! | ||
| Oh, another kick. | ||
| What were you saying, Bobby? | ||
| Sometimes does your tank not fill up? | ||
| Yeah, especially this late. | ||
| But the thing is, for a guy like... | ||
| This is an eon to fight this long. | ||
| I would have told you it's impossible. | ||
| With wrestling and everything, it's the craziest shit. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Well, no, it's not impossible. | ||
| Actually, a lot of guys do fight this long. | ||
| I know, but it's fucking the hardest thing in sports. | ||
| Especially when it's your job. | ||
| So a lot of guys can fight this long. | ||
| The thing is, for Roy, when you know you're close to finishing a guy, you don't even think about your gas tank. | ||
| You get this crazy energy, man. | ||
| I don't know where it comes from. | ||
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I would get gassed out just walking to the ring. | |
| I'm gassed out watching this shit. | ||
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That's sort of like psychological at that point, right? | |
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| Look at Robbie Lauder coming back. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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This is a fight. | |
| This is. | ||
| Every fight's been a great fight. | ||
| This card's fucking incredible, man. | ||
| Holy shit, this is such a fucking... | ||
| Wait till this arena still has Connor to walk out. | ||
| Wait till Connor walks out. | ||
| I can't take it. | ||
| This shit might collapse. | ||
| The feed might just break down. | ||
| God damn it, Rory. | ||
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Tough fights to follow. | |
| Rory's fucking really tired. | ||
| Rory's got less in the gas tank right now. | ||
| Man, you will not find a fighter more durable than this fucking Robbie Lawler. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Insane. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
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Why would he do that? | |
| Because he's a good wrestler. | ||
| That'll win the round, yeah. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I'll tell you, talk about takedown defense. | ||
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Good. | |
| I would not do that. | ||
| God. | ||
| Even this tired, he's able to... | ||
| Insane. | ||
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Yeah, the fact that... | |
| In-fucking-sane. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Rory, this is a brutal fucking... | ||
| This is insanity. | ||
| There's no tougher job in the world. | ||
| Who won this round? | ||
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I still think. | |
| Rory did, yeah. | ||
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Can you fight if you have AIDS? No. | |
| You can't play any sports if you have AIDS. Any professional sports. | ||
| Well, did Magic play with HIV? Or hepatitis. | ||
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Magic played a little bit with HIV. I'd be more afraid with hep C more than anything. | |
| Well, no, you get blood tests for every fight. | ||
| If you have hep C, you're not fighting. | ||
| If you have anything, any blood disease, you're not fighting. | ||
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Because HIV is not a durable virus. | |
| Look at Robbie's lip. | ||
| It's split all the way up. | ||
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Is it really? | |
| Yes. | ||
| Look at his lip. | ||
| Like the Joker. | ||
| Like the real life Joker. | ||
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Oh, you're right. | |
| His lip is awful. | ||
| Oh my god, look at his lip. | ||
| He's still going back to that head kick that wobbled him. | ||
| His lip is literally cut all the way up. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| That's not good. | ||
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I just saw a chunk of flesh cut. | |
| Both of them are jacked up. | ||
| I think Dana White's going to be like, Oprah, you get a bonus, you get a bonus, you get a bonus, you get a bonus. | ||
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How can you pick one? | |
| Best UFC I've ever seen. | ||
| Hands down, best UFC I've ever seen. | ||
| What a way to kick it off. | ||
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Better than UFC 100? | |
| It is. | ||
| Look at Rory McDonald. | ||
| Look at these two men. | ||
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I talked all that shit about UFC 100. Look at these two gladiators. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| Look at them staring at each other. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| Look at them staring at each other! | ||
| This is unbelievable. | ||
| This is like 300 or something, man. | ||
| Holy shit, neither guy wanted to back down. | ||
| Dude, you're talking about killers? | ||
| Fifth round. | ||
| Fifth round, 20 minutes, exhausting. | ||
| They may stop this fight. | ||
| They might not let him go out there with that lip. | ||
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That lip is completely open. | |
| No, they'll let you fight with a torn lip. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I gotta make a decision. | ||
| Where's my phone? | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| How about neither got one to back down? | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| So fucking nuts. | ||
| This is nuts. | ||
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Even that torn lip's not bleeding as much as Rory's face, though, so I don't think they're gonna stop it. | |
| Rory McDonald is a fucking beast. | ||
| Ah! | ||
| Some of the craziest fighting I've ever seen in my life. | ||
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Oh my lord. | |
| Able to take that. | ||
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Cross the nose. | |
| His face looks really pale. | ||
| He's fucking tired, man. | ||
| I hate when they're... | ||
| It just worries me. | ||
| Look at his face. | ||
| He's looking at himself. | ||
| His nose is broken. | ||
| Look at that! | ||
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Look at that lip. | |
| Jesus. | ||
| I love how neither guy would break and walk to the corner. | ||
| Out for fucking blood. | ||
| Out for blood. | ||
| 20 minutes of destroying each other. | ||
| Look, man, Robbie Lawler has got the craziest cardio I've ever seen. | ||
| He's just not tired after all that. | ||
| Well, whatever. | ||
| They're both doing very well. | ||
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I think they're running on empty at this point. | |
| They're both pretty tired. | ||
| I think their mind is carrying them over at this point. | ||
| Well, you're talking about championship rounds now. | ||
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That's what separates the men from the boys. | |
| You can't say women because there's some badass women out there. | ||
| I don't know how you'd score this fight. | ||
| I'd say Roy's up. | ||
| God. | ||
| It's tough, man. | ||
| Dude, look at this. | ||
| Whoever wins this round is probably going to win the fight. | ||
| Yeah, you're right, Brendan. | ||
| Because Roy won the last round, lost the one... | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Is Roy up three? | ||
| Oh, and those elbows in there. | ||
| You think it's three to one? | ||
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I mean, is it 2-2? | |
| God. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| What did he do that for? | ||
| Did he get poked in the eye? | ||
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What? | |
| Holy shit. | ||
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That poked in the eye, I think. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| It was a shot right here. | ||
| It looked like it dropped him right on the... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's weird Rory just fell down like that. | ||
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Yeah, but it was directly in the middle. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| The bullseye that Brian was talking about. | ||
| That looked odd to me. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Holy mother of God. | ||
| That was... | ||
| Greatest fight in 170 history? | ||
| It's up there. | ||
| I have to agree. | ||
| I don't know what to say about that fight. | ||
| That was brutal. | ||
| That was the craziest shit I've ever seen. | ||
| What a fucking badass. | ||
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And Rory was ahead in the scorecard, too. | |
| Yeah, I need to see that replay. | ||
| I need to see the replay. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| Those fans in that arena are getting a treat. | ||
| Dude. | ||
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There's Edward James almost again. | |
| Here it is. | ||
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Let's see what happened here. | |
| Oh, he broke his nose. | ||
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That's it. | |
| That was it. | ||
| Shattered his nose. | ||
| It probably went right in. | ||
| Into his brain. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Yeah, his nose was just so jacked up. | ||
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Oh, ow, ow, ow. | |
| Oh, wow. | ||
| His nose was so jacked up. | ||
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I'm guessing the bone probably pierced inward. | |
| But if it went up, he would have died. | ||
| Well, look, Roy knew something was wrong with his nose. | ||
| So he just dropped, huh? | ||
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He just dropped. | |
| Oh, my God. | ||
| It's brutal. | ||
| Ah, no, no, no. | ||
| That sucks that fight inward like that. | ||
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Look at his lip. | |
| Nah, your nose won't change your career. | ||
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At all. | |
| At all. | ||
| No? | ||
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No. | |
| Relax on the dramatic comments, Callan. | ||
| Alright, I don't know how you do this. | ||
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Very different weather. | |
| I know. | ||
| Look at his lip. | ||
| How about Matt Brown, number one most knockouts in welterweight history. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Look at Anthony Johnson, fights at light heavyweight now at number six. | ||
| Look at his lip, he doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Hell no, he's the world champion. | ||
| Champion of the world. | ||
| He can't even feel his lip right now. | ||
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You don't feel any of that after you fight with you. | |
| Smooth 15 minutes after. | ||
| What do they do with Rory? | ||
| Rush into the hospital right now? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Dana's telling them right now. | ||
| He's saying one of the greatest fights I've ever seen. | ||
| Everything's alright. | ||
| You know you're getting a nice bonus check, son. | ||
| I think they get a portion of the pay for you, so these boys are about to get paid. | ||
| Because this fight card's insane. | ||
| Robbie Lawler is just fucking incredible. | ||
| Look at his lip. | ||
| UFC fan gear available. | ||
| That's going to be feel good when you have to stitch that lip up, right? | ||
| When your champion's going to feel great, man. | ||
| You don't give a shit, Brian. | ||
| What a freaking fight. | ||
| What a real champion. | ||
| What a real champion. | ||
| I don't want to see Johnny Hendricks for the third. | ||
| I mean, the last fight was super close. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Taron Woodley's ranked third. | ||
| Woodley's third. | ||
| I don't know what they do there. | ||
| Let's hear this. | ||
| Hands down. | ||
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Ever. | |
| He's legend status now, son. | ||
| Look at the meathead in the back. | ||
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Dude. | |
| Damn, his lip is intense. | ||
| What a great scar, though. | ||
| How'd you get that scar? | ||
| Oh, me? | ||
| Greatest fight in welterweight history. | ||
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Small price to pay. | |
| I mean, obviously... | ||
| Boom! | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| Oh, that's it. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Hopefully they interview Rory. | ||
| Hopefully they do. | ||
| He's not a man of many words, but hopefully they do. | ||
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Well Damn I want to see a third between them, for sure. | |
| I would love to see a rematch. | ||
| That's a good point, he said. | ||
| That's years of fruition. | ||
| That wasn't one punch. | ||
| That was my life. | ||
| That was my whole life. | ||
| Yeah, all these camps. | ||
| Yeah, you want to punch like that? | ||
| Practice. | ||
| We'll talk to you in 20 years. | ||
| He's been fighting for how many years now? | ||
| Literally, maybe 15? | ||
| Forever, man. | ||
| Like, that's a guy who's mastered this game. | ||
| He's a master. | ||
| He's a black belt in mixed martial arts. | ||
| CM Punk. | ||
| God, I'd love to see you fight him, Callan. | ||
| I'm not joking either. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm not a fighter is the problem, so... | ||
| Neither is he, but... | ||
| Neither one of you have had a fight, so why not do it, Callan? | ||
| My ego's too big, so... | ||
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The adulterer right there. | |
| Because I try to do something. | ||
| Easy, brother. | ||
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He's a cheater, this guy. | |
| That's the greatest governor of California. | ||
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He's a cheater. | |
| What do you mean, a cheater? | ||
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Why? | |
| He cheated on his wife, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Hey, you shut up. | |
| With the Mexican... | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| With an ex and nanny. | ||
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Nanny. | |
| Did you see the kid they had? | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
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I don't care. | |
| That's ungodly. | ||
| He's jacked. | ||
| He's jacked. | ||
| He got all the Arnold genes. | ||
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Yep, he sure did. | |
| He looks just like Arnold. | ||
| And he's rich. | ||
| And he's swole. | ||
| He has all the Arnold. | ||
| He's going to be the next Mr. Olympia. | ||
| Meanwhile, the other kids that he had with... | ||
| I haven't seen a picture of his son. | ||
| He's pretty cool. | ||
| What's his name? | ||
| Do we know? | ||
| Don't know. | ||
| Don't care, Brian. | ||
| Really not important. | ||
| Not a friend of ours. | ||
| I want to see him now. | ||
| Little Schwarzenegger, how about that? | ||
| That's what he's called? | ||
| His name's Alejandro Schwarzenegger. | ||
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Guys, here we go. | |
| Turn this up for a second. | ||
| Is it? | ||
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I got the call. | |
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| Bro, I don't know, man. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| I've never seen anything like this. | ||
| Now, when you're back there, do you have the TV on watching these fights? | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| You do? | ||
| Yeah, everyone has the TV on. | ||
| Why would you want to watch this? | ||
| It's just good to see what's going on, and it's good to see that, you know, sometimes in your mind you make it a bigger deal than it is, you know? | ||
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Okay. | |
| And then when you watch it on TV, you're like, yeah, I've done that. | ||
| But when I'm watching this kind of slaughter, this kind of insanity... | ||
| That war? | ||
| No, sometimes that motivates you. | ||
| It's the worst if you see a guy go out there and get a brutal knockout in the first round. | ||
| Yeah, that's his striking coach. | ||
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Do you think that Chad's going to be able to take down Connor? | |
| Yes. | ||
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I think so, too. | |
| I thought Dennis Seaver did. | ||
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Seaver took him down. | |
| Seaver took him down. | ||
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It's a kickboxer. | |
| Yes, kickboxer. | ||
| This girl knows her shit. | ||
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And also, he stands pretty wide, too. | |
| Super wide. | ||
| That lead legs in trouble. | ||
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He can at least go for a single. | |
| I taught her that. | ||
| He stands wide. | ||
| I'm so impressed with your girl, I can barely take it. | ||
| I want to say I saw Sylvester Stallone in Chad Mendes. | ||
| That looked like Sylvester Stallone. | ||
| By the way, Chad Mendes is in there. | ||
| He actually hired Chad Mendes to warm him up before the fight. | ||
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Has Steven Seagal had a loss yet? | |
| He's never competed. | ||
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No, I mean, like, you know how he supports a fighter and they always win? | |
| No, he supported Lyoto Machida when he fought Randy Couture, because I warmed up Randy Couture for that fight, and he got kicked in the face. | ||
| Oh, you know what? | ||
| No, so that would mean he did support Lyoto. | ||
| Fuck, I don't know. | ||
| Has he ever? | ||
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No, I don't think so. | |
| He's undefeated? | ||
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Yeah, he's undefeated. | |
| No, Anderson Silva, when his leg fell off, he was there, right? | ||
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But that was not a true loss, I feel. | |
| That was an injury. | ||
| Still a loss, though. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| There's not too many people I'd let in my corner. | ||
| I would tell Steven Seagal to beat it. | ||
| Jon Jones did. | ||
| Jon Jones was like, get the hell out of here. | ||
| He tried coming back to celebrate with Jon Jones. | ||
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For real? | |
| Yeah, and Jon Jones was like, no, I don't know you, man. | ||
| Really? | ||
| You're talking about a true champion in Jon Jones. | ||
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So does he just crawl up to a corner from behind and just be like, hey, I'm here to support you? | |
| He's just trying to take selfies and shit and get involved in the fight game. | ||
| Did you see his video in Russia? | ||
| Where he put on, like, these guys attack him? | ||
| He puts on, like, in front of a huge auditorium, he's, like, acting like he's mislocking and doing all this shit. | ||
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He's a god in the Philippines. | |
| Is he? | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| I grew up knowing only Steven Seagal. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What about Jean-Claude Van Damme? | ||
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Not as much as Steven Stahl. | |
| That's disappointing. | ||
| You guys need some culture. | ||
| Not a one of fighters, but not a one been in a ring, really. | ||
| I mean, at least Jean-Claude Van Damme, I mean, yeah, well. | ||
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Look at Joe Woken, just like, what the fuck is going on here? | |
| Joe's so excited. | ||
| Look at him, his face is like, holy... | ||
| I can't believe we're just now getting the main event. | ||
| What a crazy night of fights. | ||
| If you guys need to go and you're tired, I get it. | ||
| This isn't for everyone. | ||
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So for Conor and Chad Mendes right now, are they thinking we need to put on a fight after watching all of those? | |
| A little bit. | ||
| Yeah, there's a little bit. | ||
| There's more pressure on Conor. | ||
| I was going to say. | ||
| There's a lot of pressure on Conor. | ||
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Because you're the main event. | |
| You're the main event. | ||
| This entire fight card is really around Conor. | ||
| The entire arena is for Conor. | ||
| The UFC's invested all their marbles into Conor. | ||
| Number one, you have to win. | ||
| Just win, baby. | ||
| Al Davis, just win, baby. | ||
| Now we're even more hyped for the other fight. | ||
| First of all, if Conor wins tonight, especially if he doesn't commence in fashion, he's the biggest star the UFC's ever had. | ||
| Bar none. | ||
| If he loses, we're in trouble. | ||
| If he loses, we're in trouble, but I gotta tell you, what a night tonight for the UFC. I mean, as far as just fights, that was the craziest shit! | ||
| Crazy, crazy. | ||
| Now, hear me out here, as great as this night's been, if Conor loses, it's not a win for the UFC. It's been a phenomenal fight card. | ||
| If Conor gets destroyed... | ||
| It's not fun, right? | ||
| Because you can talk all that shit and we're all buying into it. | ||
| But then if you get murked by a guy on 12 days notice... | ||
| Connor brings in guys like Chris D'Elia. | ||
| Chris D'Elia knows nothing about fighting. | ||
| Chris is like, who's this crazy guy? | ||
| Our buddy Chris D'Elia texts... | ||
| Oh, you know Chris. | ||
| On a group text message, hey, what's this Irish guy all about? | ||
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I just said, you're not my friend, Chris. | |
| My mom texts me. | ||
| She doesn't watch any UFC. That's how big of a deal this guy's getting. | ||
| My mom texts me and said, you think the Irish guy's going to win? | ||
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Huh? | |
| You want to talk about fucking Superstar? | ||
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Um, yeah, I mean... | |
| Like I said, it's been a great fight card. | ||
| Everyone's happy. | ||
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Why is he a big deal? | |
| Because he won five fights? | ||
| Or is this flair? | ||
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It's an overall persona, the way he fights. | |
| It's a package. | ||
| He literally is the greatest face of everything right now. | ||
| He's an international superstar. | ||
| When he speaks... | ||
| What's your Twitter handle? | ||
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BobbyLeeLive. | |
| When he speaks, he says, I'm going to knock this guy in the first round. | ||
| He knocks him out in the first round. | ||
| We've never seen a mouthpiece like this in UC. Boxing had Muhammad Ali. | ||
| Granted, you've got to realize Muhammad Ali was an Olympian gold medalist, boxer, phenomenal fighter. | ||
| So when he talked, we obviously listened. | ||
| Conor has five fights, and he has this Muhammad Ali kind of charisma about him. | ||
| He still has a ways to go before we call him Muhammad Ali, but he's the closest thing to greatness we have right now as far as being the complete package. | ||
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Would this be his biggest test so far, Chad Mendes? | |
| Not even close. | ||
| Dustin Poirier, phenomenal fighter. | ||
| No disrespect. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| World-class. | ||
| One of the top-notch guys. | ||
| Chad Mendes is a fucking monster. | ||
| I don't like the fight. | ||
| If I'm the UFC, I don't have him fight Chad Mendes. | ||
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Would you have fought? | |
| Who would have fought? | ||
| Frankie Edgar? | ||
| Someone else. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Definitely not Frankie. | ||
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It would have been the same, right? | |
| Frankie Edgar or Mendes? | ||
| Mendes was next in line. | ||
| Well, see, I don't think Conor would have beat Jose. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| At least Jose would have been a stand-up battle. | ||
| Now we're talking about Chad Mendes, Frank Jaeger, talking about two guys mixing it up. | ||
| We'll see, man. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Maybe Conor gets taken down and he has some sick jiu-jitsu we haven't seen. | ||
| Maybe he defends it and knocks Chad out. | ||
| Worst case scenario, even if it goes decision and it's kind of controversial, that's fine. | ||
| We can take that. | ||
| But if he gets knocked out, that's what we don't want. | ||
| Dude, here we go. | ||
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Here we go. | |
| Let's turn this up! | ||
| DJ, hit me! | ||
| Well, Chad's coming out first, right? | ||
| Or is Connor coming out first? | ||
| I think Connor's coming out first, which hints the giant Irish flag in the middle of that. | ||
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Hold, hold, hold! | |
| He has, uh, what's her name? | ||
| Sinead O'Connor. | ||
| Let's listen to this. | ||
| Turn this up, turn this up. | ||
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Your favorite, Bobby. | |
| I love her. | ||
| An old Irish song she's singing. | ||
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She looks every bit of 70. | |
| Sorry. Sorry. | ||
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Is this a first for the UFC too? | |
| The singing? | ||
| We've never seen this. | ||
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She looks like she has a grizzly pussy. | |
| She hasn't been allowed in America since she burned the flag on Saturday Night Live. | ||
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Desecrated the flag. | |
| Well, she hasn't been on TV in America since she burned the flag. | ||
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I love her so much. | |
| The power of Conor McGregor got her ass back into the States. | ||
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This is amazing. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| What is about to go down? | ||
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This is the real shit right here. | |
| She said turn that shit up. | ||
| She can't hear? | ||
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This is like a boxing title fight now. | |
| Almost bigger. | ||
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The whole production is like amazing. | |
| I've never seen a production like this. | ||
| There's only one guy in the UFC who can do this. | ||
| Conor McGregor. | ||
| Oh, if they remix it right now. | ||
| Notorious. | ||
| That'd be sick. | ||
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Notorious. | |
| Bobby, he goes by Notorious. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Notorious. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Oh, look at him. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| You gotta be nervous here. | ||
| If you're Conor McGregor, you gotta be nervous as shit. | ||
| This is insane, man. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| God. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
|
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I'm going to cry right now. | |
| I've never seen anything like this. | ||
| I've never seen anything like this. | ||
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I love it. | |
| Conor, usually if a guy's so arrogant, it's hard to root for him. | ||
| Conor's a guy who's arrogant, but he wins you over. | ||
| You root for him. | ||
| I've never seen anything like it. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Wait for this crowd. | ||
| Wait till he comes out here. | ||
| Here we go, boys. | ||
| Ladies. | ||
| I got goosebumps. | ||
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Me too. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| I got goosebumps. | ||
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This is amazing. | |
| I bet you next fight he has you too. | ||
| For reals? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| This motherfucker is a superstar. | ||
| You two tweeted a picture out giving thumbs up and had a big picture of Connor on stage in wherever the fuck they were. | ||
|
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Oh wow. | |
| Doesn't get much bigger than that. | ||
| Biggest star we've ever had. | ||
| He wins tonight. | ||
| By far the biggest. | ||
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I'm awful. | |
| I'm rooting for Chad Mendes. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| I love Chad. | ||
| I love Chad. | ||
| For some reason, Conor has this factor where he's won me over. | ||
| I'm rooting for this guy. | ||
| He was on the Fire and Kid podcast. | ||
| He's the coolest guy. | ||
| I went to lunch with him in Venice. | ||
| He gets the game, and he's a true martial artist. | ||
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This is necessary for him to win. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I... I just picture myself being Chad Mendes' mom and then hating him so much because my son is technically... | ||
| The Irish are so patriotic, man. | ||
| They've been shit on their whole history. | ||
| Name the last hero they've had as far as athletics. | ||
| Ricky Hatton got his ass not bad. | ||
| He's from the England. | ||
| Ricky Hatton's English. | ||
| The Irish also, their history has been one of... | ||
| Yeah, can you go on a quick history lesson before Conor comes out? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's a huge reason you have such incredible patriotism. | ||
| I mean, they jump on support like no other. | ||
| There are more Irish war heroes in this country of Irish descent than any other nationality. | ||
| Fucking rough people, man. | ||
| Rough people. | ||
| I'll tell you what, man. | ||
| You know what the only thing I don't like about Conor? | ||
| The tiger tattoo on those beautiful abs. | ||
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I agree with you. | |
| It drives me nuts. | ||
| And it's so goddamn good, it looks like a hologram. | ||
| It has to look like a tiger if you can get that tattoo. | ||
| It can't look like a real tiger. | ||
| It has to look like a sailor tattoo. | ||
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I'm rooting for this guy. | |
| Do you know why? | ||
| Because my people and his people, we built the railroads in this country. | ||
| Well, the Chinese did, not the Koreans. | ||
| So I want you to... | ||
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Listen to how many Irish fans are. | |
| You're getting booed and you're fighting in Vegas. | ||
| Listen to them. | ||
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Ole, ole. | |
| That's amazing. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| American as fuck! | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| Who is this? | ||
| Who is that? | ||
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Aaron Lewis, the singer from Stained. | |
| Oh. | ||
| He does country music now. | ||
| Wow, he's really aged. | ||
| He's a country singer now? | ||
| The guy from Stained? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I have no idea. | ||
| Dude, have you guys ever seen a UFC like this? | ||
| No, I haven't. | ||
| UFC went to another level. | ||
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Oh my god. | |
| They just powered up, son. | ||
| Everybody's got neck tattoos and tats. | ||
| I gotta start doing that. | ||
| No, sir, you don't need a tattoo. | ||
| Unless you get a fine kid tattoo. | ||
| Hey, if we reach... | ||
| If we reach... | ||
| 10 million? | ||
| I was gonna say 15 million. | ||
| Let's go 10 million. | ||
| If we reach 10 million downloads in one month... | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We're at 2 million now, and we're growing. | ||
| So if we reach 10 million, you'll get a tattoo? | ||
| I may get a tattoo. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You gotta agree to it right now. | ||
| Shake on it. | ||
| 10 million. | ||
|
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Listeners. | |
| Holy fuck. | ||
| You get a Master Kim tattoo. | ||
| You get a Master Kim tattoo? | ||
| I'll definitely get a Fighter and the Kid tattoo. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There's no question about that. | ||
| You get an F&K? We get matching F&K tattoos? | ||
| That's a good call. | ||
| At 10 million? | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Give it up. | ||
| I like it, brother. | ||
| This is on tape, bro. | ||
| It's all right. | ||
| We're building it. | ||
| When I say I'll do it, I'll do it. | ||
|
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I have a show. | |
| I have a show to do. | ||
| By the way, by the way, here we go. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Can I cancel, bro? | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| It comes down to these moments, man. | ||
|
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1045, okay. | |
| It comes down to these moments. | ||
| Oh, no, you're fine. | ||
| You're fine. | ||
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I'll get that. | |
| Yeah, yeah, for sure. | ||
| They're throwing flags down there. | ||
| Come on. | ||
|
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Don't throw an Irish flag at I got space. | |
| Careful now. | ||
| Careful, boys. | ||
| I would say just from walkouts, listen, no one's more American than I am. | ||
| I'm American as fuck. | ||
| I hate ISIS as much as the next guy. | ||
| However, if we're talking walkouts, Connor won this battle. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sinead O'Connor, I was crunk for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I had chills. | ||
| I felt like crying. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm not from Ireland. | ||
| I've never been there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the effect this guy has on me. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
|
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Is he honeydicking me? | |
| Is he honeydicking me? | ||
| Dude, I'm honeydicked all the way! | ||
|
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I'm American! | |
| I know! | ||
| I love American! | ||
| I'm Irish tonight! | ||
| Me too! | ||
| I'm Irish tonight! | ||
| I can't help it! | ||
|
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What does honeydick mean? | |
| I'm Irish! | ||
| Like he's tricking us! | ||
|
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It's almost like a trance! | |
| Tonight, I'm Irish. | ||
| Tonight is for the Irish. | ||
| If I got a text from Rogan and said, hey, listen, Connor needs a back rep. | ||
| He needs you to fly to Vegas. | ||
| I would probably go. | ||
| He's probably the only guy in the world to fly to. | ||
| I'm here if you need, if his hands get tired. | ||
| I brought a backup just in case I can't go the full six hours that you need. | ||
| And I'm just standing there smiling. | ||
| And you're behind, rubbing your hands and warming them up. | ||
| A sad 48-year-old dying just to touch his shoulders. | ||
| Jacking off in the corner. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Let's go, boys! | ||
| This is war. | ||
| Not war, I know you hate when I say that. | ||
| I hate when you say that. | ||
| Alright, but this is real? | ||
| This is pretty goddamn real, right? | ||
| This is a fight. | ||
| No one's dying. | ||
| It's not war. | ||
| It's nothing even close to war. | ||
| It's a fight. | ||
| But for me, I just get... | ||
| I'm very nervous! | ||
| I just want it to live up to the hype. | ||
| What I don't want to have happen is Connor get knocked out early. | ||
| I just want a good fight. | ||
| God, me neither. | ||
| Man! | ||
| What a fucking experience! | ||
|
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I mean... | |
| Now, Connor's hair looks not as crunked. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| I just feel like he's... | ||
| What do you mean, crunk? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Do you know what crunk means? | ||
|
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Nope. | |
| I just thought... | ||
| I wanted him to be a little more slicked up. | ||
| A little bit more... | ||
| A little better looking? | ||
| I don't know, just something... | ||
| It's good time. | ||
| You're not playing grab-ass anymore. | ||
| No. | ||
| Now, here it is. | ||
|
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Connor looks much better now than the weigh-ins. | |
| He looks better, right? | ||
| When we were on the Joe Rogan experience, Brian Callahan, Joe was talking about IVs. | ||
| We didn't know. | ||
| They actually can use IVs. | ||
| There's such a backlash of fighters. | ||
| They can use IVs for this one. | ||
| Ooh, look at him talking shit. | ||
|
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Holy shit! | |
| He walks the walk! | ||
| Dude, he walks the walk! | ||
| Don't you understand? | ||
| He walks the walk? | ||
|
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Oh my god. | |
| He got pushed to October right now. | ||
| October right now. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, they should just get rid of that altogether. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| It's fucking dangerous. | ||
| Not allowing IVs. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Look at that reach, Calen. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You won't shut up about... | ||
| Well, he's got a huge reach advantage, and there are a couple of things to keep in mind here that I believe, I believe, that his... | ||
| Takedown defense is excellent, but he's not been working on it the way he probably should have because he didn't know he was going to be fighting Chad Mendes. | ||
| What were you going to say? | ||
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Why would they be opposed to IVs after the weigh-in? | |
| Because of blood doping. | ||
| Yeah, the plastic's in the bag. | ||
|
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Oh, okay. | |
| But I think it's more dangerous. | ||
| You take IVs away, it's more dangerous than the fighters. | ||
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Yeah, it's like you have to rehydrate quickly. | |
| Let guys blood dope. | ||
| It's not as dangerous. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't want to get into it. | ||
| The more important issue is let them be healthier when they cut weight, because guys are always going to cut weight. | ||
| Let's see, blood doping or guys not cutting weight correctly, come knock on getting shitty performances, I'll take my chances, most guys are blood doping. | ||
| You're talking about the exception that blood dopes. | ||
| For sure, relax, Vada, Vada, whatever the fuck your name is. | ||
| 100% relax. | ||
|
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Herb Dean, best in the biz, him and McCarthy. | |
| Could you just take Aretha Poetan without actually transfusing the blood? | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
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You're saying put it through your PO? No, no, no. | |
| Like EPO is what causes more production of red blood cells, right? | ||
| Is there like a synthetic type of EPO versus trying to actually transfuse it? | ||
| I think there is. | ||
| I think there actually is a synthetic form of EPO. I'll call Lance Armstrong up real quick. | ||
| I'm sure he knows it. | ||
| Dude, do you understand what we're about to watch? | ||
| In some ways, the most anticipated fight in UFC history here. | ||
| I mean, biggest fight ever in this division. | ||
| Look at Conor McGregor. | ||
| He really believes destiny is on his side. | ||
| That's why he's so good, man. | ||
| Because what he says, he actually believes. | ||
| That's why we're on board. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| It's like he's fighting Ireland. | ||
| You know they're going to Dublin next year. | ||
| They announced it. | ||
| You don't think he's fucking headlining that card? | ||
| What poor soul's gonna fight him in Dublin? | ||
| Who the fuck has to fight him? | ||
| Nope, he's still headlining. | ||
| What is he doing now? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| What is he doing here? | ||
| That tiger tattoo really bothers me. | ||
| You know what else bothers me? | ||
| It's the grass on the sides. | ||
| Why would we put grass on the sides? | ||
| The grass on the side really bothers me. | ||
| I love the tattoo on the chest, on the arms. | ||
| He looks strong. | ||
| He sucked weight. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| He's insane. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
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Dude. | |
| We've never had anyone like this. | ||
| How comfortable is this guy in there? | ||
| It's where he belongs, Brendan. | ||
| Now you're dealing with a one percenter here. | ||
| Oh, you're talking about the number one 145-er in the world? | ||
| Yeah, it's Chad Mendes. | ||
| In that weight class! | ||
| Super beast. | ||
| In that weight class! | ||
| Did you see Uriah Faber and Conor get into it? | ||
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Yeah, I saw it on Embedded. | |
| Yeah, at the weigh-ins, right before the weigh-ins. | ||
| Conor and Uriah were walking down the hall, and Uriah went to say congratulations. | ||
| And then something happened where Conor acted like he was wrestling him, and then Uriah was messing around, and Conor wasn't messing around. | ||
| And they had to separate the two of them. | ||
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I thought he was just joking at first, but then I realized it was real. | |
| Look at him talking shit. | ||
| Security. | ||
| I'll tell you what though. | ||
| Chad's never fought a monster. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| It's go time! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
| It's go time. | ||
| Look at him talking shit. | ||
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Oh, I love Chad. | |
| Look at him talking shit. | ||
| I've never seen this. | ||
| Of this caliber of fight. | ||
| Fighting a beast, dude! | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| For sure don't get knocked out in 15 seconds. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| What is he doing? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
|
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That was amazing. | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| Well, that's a bad mistake. | ||
|
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Don't do that. | |
| What's the question we all had? | ||
| Will he get taken down? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Holy shit. | ||
| We got our... | ||
| Well, okay. | ||
|
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Chad is an elite... | |
| Oh, he defended one. | ||
|
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Elite wrestler. | |
| Ha! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| Oh, he got hit. | ||
| The thing about Connors, in his fights, he does get hit, man. | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| But if you get hit by Chad, you're not going to stick around very long. | ||
| Shit. | ||
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How's Chad's cardio, given that he hasn't had a long camp? | |
| That's a good point. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| I don't know if Chad was training before this. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
|
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Holy fuck! | |
| What happened? | ||
| Why did baby Jesus happen? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That scared me. | ||
| I thought the feed crashed because Connor's breaking records. | ||
| Connor's just kicking at him. | ||
| I almost had a heart attack. | ||
| Look at Connor talking. | ||
| I almost had a heart attack, Jimmy. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Bro, the way he's acting. | ||
| What is going on here? | ||
|
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Nice, nice, nice. | |
| Dude, you know what Chad can't do? | ||
| Get into this game. | ||
| What Chad can't do is get into the corner, having fun, smiling, eating shots. | ||
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Look at this! | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| God damn it, I'm so nervous! | ||
|
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I love this guy so much. | |
| He's back kicking him! | ||
|
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Come on, Chad. | |
| Holy shit, bro. | ||
|
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He can't, you're right. | |
| He's standing with his hands down! | ||
| Dude, Chad looks intimidated. | ||
| Dude, he's dealing with a guy who hits much harder than you understand. | ||
| You don't understand what he's doing. | ||
| Dude, why is Chad smiling? | ||
|
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Look at this! | |
| Just Chad trying to take him down. | ||
| You're talking about the European champion as a boxer. | ||
| He's a fucking accurate boxer. | ||
| I told you. | ||
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And he has like an 8-inch reach advantage. | |
| He just got hit. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
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He's still talking. | |
| Dude, I'm telling you it's going to matter. | ||
| You can't get hit like that. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| It's the Anderson Silva thing where we think guys are untouchable. | ||
| I'm telling you, at this point, you can't do that. | ||
| I agree. | ||
|
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Not with Chad Mendes. | |
| No. | ||
| I know, but... | ||
| First of all, first of all, I've never seen anything like this. | ||
| If Conor wins this fight... | ||
| Dude, I'm freaking out. | ||
| Look at this, man. | ||
| You know the pressure on this guy and he's acting like this? | ||
| We've never seen anything in sports like this. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Any professional league. | ||
| I'm telling you, though, he keeps getting hit like that. | ||
| It's not going to be funny. | ||
|
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Oh, keep your hands up, Chad. | |
| You're talking about a high-level wrestler. | ||
|
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Nice! | |
| Good job, Chad. | ||
| Two-time All-American. | ||
| Two-time All-American. | ||
|
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I just want a good exchange. | |
| I don't want it to be one-sided. | ||
| I don't even care if Conor wins or... | ||
| I need... | ||
| What you don't want to have happen is this for five rounds. | ||
|
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No. | |
| This magnitude of a fight. | ||
|
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He needs to work if he's going to take him down. | |
| Conor's good at getting back to his feet, though. | ||
|
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He is. | |
| He's crumbling up. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
|
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He might eat a few on his way up, though. | |
| He's bleeding. | ||
| He's never been hit by a guy like Chad Mendes. | ||
| He's bleeding a little bit. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| I told you my prediction. | ||
| Fake takedown to a huge overhand right knocks Connor out. | ||
|
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But I'm going for Connor. | |
| He's breathing with his mouth open already. | ||
| It doesn't look good for Connor, though. | ||
| This is a very different thing. | ||
|
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He got really pale all of a sudden. | |
| You're jumping ship already, Callan? | ||
| No, I'm not. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| I'm just nervous. | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
| I'm nervous. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| He's hitting. | ||
| Chad can take shots, though. | ||
| Look at that body shots! | ||
|
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Boob. | |
| God, Connor gets his hands down. | ||
| Both of them are eating sheriffs, man. | ||
|
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Both were their hands down. | |
| Yeah, I think they're both eating it. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| It's explosive, Chad. | ||
| Man, this is so explosive. | ||
|
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I think if it goes to later rounds, though, it's going to be intense. | |
| There's that fake shot. | ||
| There's that fake shot body shot, son. | ||
| He's fixing his hair. | ||
| I don't want to be right. | ||
| He's so crazy fixing his hair. | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| You know what? | ||
| Chad looks a little tired. | ||
|
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Nice. | |
| Well, if there's any question to Connor's takedown defense, it's not great. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| And now he's getting the mount and side control. | ||
| This is trouble. | ||
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Scramble up. | |
| Super trouble. | ||
| This is Connor's weakness. | ||
| Well, this is why you don't toss... | ||
| How much time? | ||
| A minute left? | ||
| This is why you don't toss some Chad Mendes on 12 days notice. | ||
| And also, he's being... | ||
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And a guy like Chad, he trains all year, right? | |
| That's the question. | ||
| No, when we talked to URI, he said the best thing about Chad is he can get away from the game and take breaks and reset. | ||
| So I don't know if he's taking a break because he wasn't supposed to fight, right? | ||
| Brandon, what's more exhausting, holding the guy down or being on the ground like this? | ||
| Being on the ground, 100%. | ||
| Your heart rate's going like crazy. | ||
|
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But I read that he benefits from a shorter camp too. | |
| Chad does, yeah. | ||
| But 12 days is in a camp, right? | ||
| It's not a week, really. | ||
|
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Yeah, and plus the week leading into it, they're doing a lot of press and all of that. | |
| Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. | ||
| But you gotta think how much press Conor did. | ||
| Think how much press Conor did for these fights. | ||
| You're talking about he was doing interviews non-stop. | ||
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He had a notorious series on fuck sports. | |
| So this is one round of Chad. | ||
| This could happen every round, man. | ||
|
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If he keeps taking him down, that's going to happen every round. | |
| Look at this elbow. | ||
|
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Boom! | |
| It's not good. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Conor McGregor doesn't have an answer for that wrestling. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I know! | ||
| Ay-yi-yi! | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I don't want to see him lose with all this shit. | ||
| He had Shanae O'Connor fucking sing him out. | ||
|
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That might have been a bad omen. | |
| I feel sick. | ||
| I feel sick. | ||
| I love Chad. | ||
| So if Chad wins, I'm not going to be sad. | ||
| I'm just saying, man. | ||
| You have the whole fucking country behind you. | ||
| You have the whole UFC behind you. | ||
| And they give you the worst matchup possible on 12 days notice. | ||
| Does that sound like a smart business decision? | ||
|
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Do you think that was worse for him, right? | |
| In terms of... | ||
| What do you do when you say you're going to fight a giant fucking killer wrestler? | ||
| On 12 days? | ||
| Oh, you're supposed to fight a Muay Thai guy? | ||
| Real quick. | ||
| Hey, we have the worst possible matchup for you. | ||
| Here you go. | ||
| You still want Sine O'Connor singing out? | ||
| No pressure. | ||
|
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Did he have to bring in like a wrestling training partner? | |
| No, it's too late. | ||
| It's too late in 12 days. | ||
| You see him pointing? | ||
| All this stuff is fun if you win. | ||
|
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He shouldn't be doing this, man. | |
| All this stuff is cool if you win. | ||
|
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Focus. | |
| As soon as you lose, it's no... | ||
| No, this is bigger than Nick Diaz. | ||
| I know, I know, I know. | ||
| Watch it. | ||
| He cannot get taken down, though. | ||
| No, he can. | ||
| He can. | ||
| The thing is, can Chad keep this up for 25 minutes? | ||
| Great sprawl. | ||
| Great sprawl. | ||
| Wish he had some jiu-jitsu there. | ||
| He's got his hands down, Brennan. | ||
| He's so much longer, though. | ||
| He eats these kicks. | ||
| Chad's going to be tough to knock out. | ||
| I don't know, though. | ||
|
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What? | |
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He's letting it go now, though. | ||
| He's letting those shots go. | ||
|
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Oh, God, shit. | |
| Shit, dude. | ||
| His wrestling is non-existent. | ||
| That's exactly what we were worried about. | ||
| Every Conor McGregor fan goes, yeah, if you give him a wrestler, his wrestling is good enough. | ||
| Well, when you're talking about top of the food chain, Chad Mendes. | ||
| You can't get him off you. | ||
| It's going to be tough, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And especially as the fight goes on. | ||
| Because, like, Dennis Seaver, listen, he's not Chad Mendes. | ||
| He's not going to hold you down. | ||
| Conor McGregor's popped up before. | ||
| You're talking about a Chad fucking Mendes with elbows for days. | ||
| And as the rounds go on, it's going to be tough for him to stand up. | ||
| So do we get this for 25 minutes? | ||
| Is this what you want on the biggest fight ever? | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| It's frustrating, man. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I think it was poorly planned. | ||
| And I don't want to see him lose, get grounded down this way. | ||
| Hard to deal with that. | ||
| I mean, we got t-shirt sales on it. | ||
| That's a lot of money, my man. | ||
| And you're getting a tattoo as soon as we get 10 million downloads. | ||
|
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Yeah, I know. | |
| Now, even if people hate us, they're going to listen to see you get a tattoo. | ||
| I'll get sick if he loses. | ||
| He's going to be great. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
|
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But he's not an American, man. | |
| You should be rooting for the Americans. | ||
| I know, I know, but... | ||
|
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What the fuck is wrong with you two? | |
| I know. | ||
| McGregor honeydicked us into this whole thing. | ||
|
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I've been listening to you guys for 20 minutes. | |
| No, fuck that. | ||
| This is his weakness. | ||
| Right, baby? | ||
|
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Mendes. | |
| Fighting is a great equalizer. | ||
| You can't fake fighting. | ||
|
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I've been for Mendes. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's a way better striker. | ||
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But that's just because I think that Mendes is a more tested fighter, in my opinion. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you're 100% correct. | ||
| That's why I wouldn't have gave him Mendes a 12-day notice. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| You've ruined it for me! | ||
| The biggest star ever, potentially the biggest star ever in UFC history. | ||
| Now the entire world's tuned in to watch him win, and now you're getting this. | ||
| All he can do is hold guard here, right? | ||
| Let's stand him up. | ||
| Can you stand him up? | ||
| No, you can't, Brian, because he's landing huge elbows and controlling the fight. | ||
| You can stand him up if you're Conor McGregor's fucking fan. | ||
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Can you do that? | |
| Look at this. | ||
| Ooh, those are good elbows. | ||
| He's saying back of the head, but it really wasn't. | ||
| It's not as a top of the head, right? | ||
| I think he's complaining about one of those hits. | ||
| You can do that. | ||
| See how he's covering his mouth? | ||
| Yep, so he can't breathe. | ||
| First of all, you want to talk about a gas tank. | ||
| When you're a wrestler and you're 145 pounds, you really don't get tired when your background's wrestling. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| So that factor. | ||
| The factor of this is, is Conor McGregor, this is taking away his power, his gas tank, so the later the rounds go, the worse it is. | ||
| If you can't get up in the first and second round, you're sure as fuck not getting up in the fourth and fifth. | ||
| We've got a minute and 44 to go. | ||
| I don't know, Chad Mendes is... | ||
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He's doing work. | |
| It's going to look like this for the rest of the round. | ||
| Oh, and by the way, if you can't stop a takedown in the first and second round, the third, fourth, and fifth, the takedowns get way easier. | ||
| Yeah, true. | ||
|
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You're right. | |
| God damn it! | ||
|
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Why would you do this to my boy? | |
| You still owe me t-shirt sales though, Cal. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I have to do that too. | ||
| I have to stick to that. | ||
| What? | ||
| He's not doing a lot of damage on the ground. | ||
| He is. | ||
| Look at his fucking face. | ||
| Those elbows are doing work. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
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This is using all of Connor's energy. | |
| This is what happens. | ||
| You train for a Muay Thai guy, and then they throw you the gnarliest fucking matchup on 12 days notice. | ||
| Yeah, it was dumb. | ||
| It was dumb. | ||
| Yeah, you just ruined your fucking golden boy. | ||
| And my golden boy! | ||
| My golden boy! | ||
| What if I started crying? | ||
| I feel like crying. | ||
| Even though I'm gonna win the bet and my prediction, I don't want to be right. | ||
|
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Oh, oh, oh, oh! | |
| Hey, real quick, Team Alpha Male, they get a hold of your neck. | ||
| You're in trouble. | ||
|
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This is embarrassing. | |
| Don't get some... | ||
| Oh shit, he gotta hold his neck. | ||
|
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Oh, shit. | |
| Go, son! | ||
| Yeah, son! | ||
| There we go. | ||
| He's tired now. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| I think Chad's tired too though. | ||
|
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Chad is very tired. | |
| Oh! | ||
| Back up, Chad! | ||
| Jesus, Brennan! | ||
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
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Bro! | |
| Oh, there we go. | ||
| Back up, Chad. | ||
| Don't fall for it, buddy. | ||
| Oh, Chad's tired. | ||
| Chad's tired. | ||
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Oh my god, this is a great fight. | |
| Chad's tired. | ||
| This is what happens when you take a final 12-day notice. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Shit! | ||
| Oh, shit, son! | ||
| Dude, go! | ||
| Shit! | ||
| Chad's exhausted! | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| Oh, shit! | ||
|
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He won! | |
| Dude, I gotta get all the shirts down! | ||
|
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I'm sorry! | |
| In the second round! | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
| In the second fucking round! | ||
| Holy shit! | ||
|
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Oh my god! | |
| Oh my god! | ||
| Connor McGregor! | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest star in the UFC has just been born! | ||
| Turn this up! | ||
| Turn this up! | ||
|
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What happened? | |
| Oh my god! | ||
| He hits too hard, dude! | ||
| And he hits too hard! | ||
| He's a champion, bro. | ||
| He's a champion. | ||
| He's a champion. | ||
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In the second fucking round! | |
| But good lesson learned for him, I think, for Conor. | ||
| I'm telling you, can I be honest? | ||
| Listen, Brendan, I re-watched the Chad Mendes Aldo fight at the two, and what I saw was him standing in front of him the whole time, and I was like, no way. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Yeah, he does eat shots. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
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Holy shit. | |
| Now he's crying. | ||
| Who's the lady with the badge? | ||
|
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Not his wife. | |
| Nope. | ||
| Dude, he did it. | ||
| He did it. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| He thought he was out too. | ||
| He's such a badass. | ||
| He's such a badass. | ||
| The reason you gotta like this guy is because he's a real dude. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| A real guy. | ||
|
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True drama. | |
| Look at this now. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
|
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Look at this. | |
| Is he gonna come over and hug him? | ||
| Yeah, watch. | ||
| He's gonna be grateful to him too. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| Greatest UFC card in history. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| This is why you love Conor. | ||
| You don't want a guy who won't shake your hand or he's gonna talk shit after this. | ||
| There's respect. | ||
| That's the sport. | ||
| What a fucking night! | ||
| Greatest UFC night ever! | ||
| There's this girl, dude. | ||
| He proved himself to be true greatness. | ||
| That's your biggest champion of all time. | ||
| Well, he's an interim champion. | ||
| He still has to be in all of us. | ||
| My lord! | ||
| My lord! | ||
|
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How? | |
| The UFC is breathing a sigh of relief. | ||
| Dude, look at this. | ||
|
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Dana gave him a new kit, a gold kit. | |
| Yeah, he gave him the gold kit right away. | ||
| Look at Brennan. | ||
| Look at, look at, look at, look at this. | ||
| That's what they're known for. | ||
| He spun out of it. | ||
| Ooh, that looked like it hurt his neck. | ||
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I feel like that's where, that's what caused him to gas right there. | |
| Still here. | ||
| A fighter. | ||
| My lord, catch him with these shots. | ||
| I'll tell you what, I'll never doubt Conor again ever in my life. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Jose Aldo's got to be worried. | ||
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Oh! | |
| He's the hardest hitter at 145, right? | ||
| I told you, he's the hardest hitter, period. | ||
| You see what he does to do? | ||
| He puts guys to sleep, dude. | ||
| You can't deal with those kinds of punches. | ||
| You sure as fuck can't sit there and eat, though. | ||
|
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Matt Mendes was completely open. | |
| Yeah, he just ate him. | ||
|
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It's almost as if he got up and just completely... | |
| Oh, my lord, dude. | ||
|
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He asked. | |
| My lord. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I feel like if it had gone past three that Conor would have won anyways, just gone on gas a lot. | ||
| Oh my god! | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Best UFC fight card ever. | ||
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Conor! | |
| We're not worthy! | ||
| We're not worthy! | ||
| You know I can't take the money for this year. | ||
| We're not worthy! | ||
| I'm going to give you the money. | ||
| I'm going to give you all the money. | ||
| We are releasing Turbo Slut shirts. | ||
|
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How crazy! | |
| Is this from Asa? | ||
| What? | ||
|
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From Asa Akira? | |
| Yes. | ||
|
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Oh, she's a friend of ours. | |
| Really? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Very good friend of ours. | ||
| I love Asa. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I'd like her to be a friend of mine. | ||
| She's the coolest chick ever. | ||
|
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We love her. | |
| No, she's been out on the show. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| No, Turbo Slut. | ||
| Callan started. | ||
| We started talking about the show. | ||
| And then people went Turbo Slut. | ||
| Shirt, so we're making Turbo Sled shirts. | ||
| That's his mom! | ||
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That's his mom! | |
| This was for an intern fight. | ||
| Is that his mom? | ||
|
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I might have just gotten honeydicked too then. | |
| I'm telling you! | ||
|
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Because if his mom comes up... | |
| Connor, honeydiction to be in a superman. | ||
| How overwhelming for Connor. | ||
| I'll tell you what, this motherfucker's so good, I might buy a Reebok Kick Connor shirt. | ||
| And I fucking hate those things. | ||
| Can I be honest with you, Brandon? | ||
| Brandon, we're Team Connor. | ||
|
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Give it up! | |
| Come on, bro. | ||
|
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We're not worthy! | |
| We're not worthy! | ||
| Give me my fucking money. | ||
| I'm gonna give you your money. | ||
| You're gonna get the Turbo Sled sales. | ||
|
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This is the craziest shit. | |
| What's he gonna say? | ||
| Of an entire nation. | ||
|
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I'm blown away. | |
| I've never seen anything lacking in my life. | ||
| Before we even talk about the fight, please tell me what that's like. | ||
| I'm absolutely blown away by the support. | ||
| I can't put into words how grateful I am for everyone to support me and follow me. | ||
| It's why... | ||
| It's why I still... | ||
| I still stayed in a show over here. | ||
| So much went on during the build-up of this. | ||
| So much media obligation. | ||
| I travelled around the world twice and done two things. | ||
| One in case it was Jose and one in case it was Chad. | ||
| It's too much, man. | ||
| They did too much with him It's emotional man I'm like emotionally invested. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I've never been emotionally invested in a fight of a guy who... | ||
| God, it's like... | ||
| That's his dad and mom right there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| His mom's not bad looking. | ||
| Right? | ||
| For an older lady? | ||
| He's with me. | ||
|
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Just saying, not bad. | |
| Pops suited up. | ||
|
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Pops is pretty hot too. | |
| Look at Gunner Nelson. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| He's true. | ||
| He proved me wrong. | ||
| Prove me wrong. | ||
| I'll eat my words. | ||
| Connor's my favorite fighter. | ||
| Hands down. | ||
| I'm in. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| How do you think Aldo feels about this, watching? | ||
| Well, Aldo went toe-to-toe with Chad, right? | ||
| Grant is Chad on a full camp, but Aldo went toe-to-toe in a controversial fight. | ||
| It makes you want to cry. | ||
|
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Right? | |
| Like, I'm emotional. | ||
| Like, I have a lump in my throat. | ||
| Please start crying. | ||
| I should. | ||
|
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That was a fight of the year, right? | |
| With Chad and Aldo? | ||
| Yeah, part two. | ||
| Part two in Brazil. | ||
| Dude, this guy did it all. | ||
| It's greatness. | ||
| It's fucking greatness. | ||
| We're witnessing greatness. | ||
| Pure greatness. | ||
| That's why I wanted to win. | ||
| Me too. | ||
|
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All fucking day, Joe. | |
| I swear to God I can go all fucking day. | ||
| I feel like Joe got a little emotional. | ||
| Who wouldn't? | ||
|
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Amazing. | |
| He's the best. | ||
| Let's hear what he says here. | ||
| Biggest fight ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
|
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I heard that. | |
| What did I tell you, Calum, coming into this fight? | ||
| I heard McGregor's knee is fucked. | ||
| I didn't want to say anything because I don't want to be a spoiler. | ||
| I heard his knee is jacked. | ||
| Where he should have pulled out of the fight. | ||
| His day will come. | ||
| But he stayed and fought. | ||
|
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You mean like ligament? | |
| Ligament. | ||
| MCL. MCL. Wow, really? | ||
| I heard he has a torn MCL. I heard he has to have surgery right after this. | ||
| That's how bad it is. | ||
| Dude still comes to fight. | ||
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I wouldn't want... | |
| That's what a little birdie told me. | ||
| I don't know if that's official, so that's why I was picking Chad, because I figured if he's hurt, wrestler, it's trouble. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
|
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Guys, thanks for having me on. | |
| Hold on, let me hear this. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| You were awesome. | ||
| Who's your girl? | ||
| It's tough for Chad, man. | ||
| Poor dude. | ||
|
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What was surprising to you? | |
| Yeah, man. | ||
| I mean, first off, I want to thank Connor for even accepting him on two weeks. | ||
| I mean, he was training for Aldo that entire time. | ||
| I mean, that's a completely matchup, completely different matchup for him. | ||
| And I mean, the guy's tough. | ||
| I mean, hands down, the guy's got the talk to back it up. | ||
| And, you know, what's awesome is these guys, these Irish guys, you guys are crazy. | ||
| I mean, I wish we had so much support like this with everyone here. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Crazy. | ||
|
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You guys show so much support for your athletes. | |
| You know, this is just completely awesome for me. | ||
| This is the biggest fight in UFC history. | ||
| What a stud to step up on 12 days notice. | ||
| Yeah, he's a real man. | ||
| He has nothing. | ||
| He's awesome. | ||
| No, he has nothing to lose here. | ||
|
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This was obviously a huge opportunity for you, but taking a fight like this where you didn't have a full camp, are there any regrets right now in your mind? | |
| Oh, look at Frankie trying to get involved. | ||
|
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You know, I don't have any regrets. | |
| Don't ruin his moment, Frankie. | ||
| Jose's obviously next. | ||
|
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That's awesome, man. | |
| That's how it should be. | ||
| How about the ladies of Conor McGregor in the back? | ||
| Huh? | ||
| Shit, that guy is winning in life. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| What is going on? | ||
| We just witnessed greatness, people. | ||
| That's like watching Bruce Lee actually fight. | ||
| You're welcome, but he's Irish. | ||
| You're welcome. | ||
| What an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| Fight companion. | ||
| Look at Freddie. | ||
| Look at Frankie. | ||
| Oh, he's saying congrats. | ||
| Or he's saying, let's do this. | ||
| Either way, Jose Aldo 100% is next. | ||
|
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When's that happening? | |
| I mean, what a fucking night. | ||
| It depends. | ||
| From what I heard with rumors with Conor and his knee, if he has surgery, you're looking at a little bit of a layoff. | ||
|
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Yeah, I think October would be too soon. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I know that's what Jose wanted was October. | ||
| God, it was incredible. | ||
| Doesn't get bigger than Conor McGregor. | ||
|
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I really thank you for the opportunity and the growth, and I've learned so much about it. | |
| Bobby Lee, you were amazing. | ||
| You have a different outlook on fighting now? | ||
|
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I do. | |
| I try to watch fights with him at home, but I always end up watching alone. | ||
| Well, you can call me. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry about it. | ||
| I'm sorry, bro. | ||
| I know you don't like that, but I figured... | ||
|
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We can make it our new couple activities. | |
| No! | ||
| No! | ||
| Okay? | ||
| So I want to say thank you for having me here. | ||
| Where can people find you, brother? | ||
|
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Bobby Lee Live on Twitter and Instagram. | |
| Where's your next spot? | ||
| You're on the road soon? | ||
|
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I'm at the Comedy Store, and the next week, where am I playing, baby? | |
| You are in Lexington, Kentucky. | ||
| Lexington, Kentucky. | ||
| Beautiful Kentucky. | ||
|
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So come see me in Kentucky. | |
| B, it was really good to see you. | ||
| Harvey Lee, one of the funniest people on the planet. | ||
|
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Thank you so much for having me on. | |
| And you're going to be on the fight on the kid soon. | ||
|
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Soon. | |
| I cannot wait. | ||
| And your wonderful girlfriend. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Kalilah. | ||
|
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Kalilah, get in the fucking car. | |
| Hey, man, you're so aggressive. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Look at Conor McGregor. | ||
| We're going to see her again. | ||
|
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The highlight of his life. | |
| Just look at him. | ||
|
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Thank you, you guys. | |
| It was a pleasure. | ||
| You guys killed it. | ||
| You guys killed it. | ||
| You do? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Go kill it. | ||
|
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Hey, man. | |
| Hey. | ||
| Thank you, guys. | ||
| We'll go, like, five more. | ||
| That was awesome. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| You killed it. | ||
| You guys are great. | ||
| You guys are great, man. | ||
| Bobby Lee and his smoke show girlfriend who knew a shitload about the UFC. She sure did. | ||
| Bobby faded on us. | ||
| Bobby didn't say a word the last two hours. | ||
| He didn't say a word. | ||
| That was tough on him. | ||
| Dude, that was so unbelievable. | ||
| Greatest fight in UFC history? | ||
| Certainly the most exciting. | ||
| I mean, I just don't know what to say about it. | ||
| I've never seen anything like that. | ||
| Conor McGregor just keeps backing it up and now backed it up in the second round with one of the baddest dudes. | ||
| Tell you what, Callan, we had a bad t-shirt, July t-shirt sales. | ||
|
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So you're going to get the turbo sled sales. | |
| Well, I'm going to get all the t-shirt sales. | ||
| And it's a lot of money. | ||
| We're only releasing one shirt in July. | ||
| Just one shirt? | ||
|
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Just one. | |
| But Turbo Slet. | ||
| So we have Turbo Slet in black and gold coming out. | ||
| Yeah, I like that shirt. | ||
| And gray and black. | ||
| I can't believe we were making Turbo Slet shirt. | ||
| I thought it was a horrible idea. | ||
| But when Rogan blasts it out, and we have all these comments, then Asa Kara wants one. | ||
| We'll get Asa to wear one. | ||
| It'll be perfect. | ||
| You're not mad at this Joe Rogan shirt. | ||
| My boy Jamie hooked me up. | ||
| Dude, I am fucking blown away. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Killers Row. | ||
| Yeah, it's Killers Row. | ||
| You got Ricardo Lamas just hanging in the back there. | ||
| Good luck beating Frank Yeager, everybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The whole thing is a disaster. | ||
| Tell you what, dog. | ||
| Ordered my Conor McGregor Reebok kit as we're on air here. | ||
| That should be coming in the mail. | ||
| I am a fan. | ||
| This whole event tonight, I've never seen anything like it. | ||
| From the weigh-ins to the hype. | ||
| This is the first fight where, when I was driving down here to Rogan Studio, I felt like everyone was rushing home to watch this fight. | ||
| I've never seen that before. | ||
| Was that Frankie Edgar fighting Robbie Lawler? | ||
| No, that's BJ Penn, Brian. | ||
| Anyways, let's wrap up the night, though. | ||
| No, I think it was... | ||
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I think Frankie Edgar fought Robbie Lawler. | |
| No, he didn't. | ||
| That's BJ Penn. | ||
| Does someone have a button so I can slap the shit out of Callan? | ||
| God damn it. | ||
|
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Why would he fight Robbie Lawler in the UFC? I don't know. | |
| It looked like it was him. | ||
| Callan, let's wrap the show up, my man. | ||
|
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Sorry, buddy. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| For me, most exciting night of the fight. | ||
| I've never seen a UFC event like this, ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| From the singing, from the hype, from Conor McGregor being down and out. | ||
| And now, guess what this sets up? | ||
| Jose Aldo, Conor. | ||
| What's the chances they do that in Ireland? | ||
| Biggest thing ever. | ||
| Hands down, biggest fight of all time. | ||
| You tell Conor was worn out. | ||
| It's too much media. | ||
| Hey, UFC, don't make him do that much media. | ||
| I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| UFC took a risk, put him in there against Chad, and boy, did it pay off. | ||
| Did it pay off. | ||
| That's like betting on black, and boy, did it hit. | ||
| Boy, did it pay off. | ||
| That's betting on double zero, and it landed. | ||
| And could have gone the other way very easily. | ||
| Could have gone the other way and just killed the entire show. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How happy is the UFC? Let's be real here. | ||
| How happy am I? How happy are we? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's a wrap. | ||
| You good, Jamie? | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Guys, thanks for listening to the Fight Companion without the head chief-o, Joe Rogan. | ||
| You took the wheel on this one. | ||
| I'd say you're the captain. | ||
| Well, when Joe's gone, it could get a little wild. | ||
| You never know, my man. | ||
| You and I, we're like a captain-co-captain. | ||
| It's like Pip and Jordan. | ||
| When it comes to fighting, though, it's best if you take the lead. | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| The replay in the brown means. | ||
| Anyways, we're going to get out of here. | ||
| The show where you can find us is The Fighter and The Kid. | ||
| Obviously, Joe Rogan experienced. | ||
| They're both great. | ||
| This is The Fighter Companion. | ||
| The Fight Companion. | ||
| Enjoy. | ||
| Hope you guys had as much fun as we did. |
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