June 21, 2015 - The Joe Rogan Experience
02:44:11
Participants
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| Speaker | Time | Text |
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| Companion Podcast. | ||
| If you've never heard one of these podcasts before, don't expect us to even pay attention to the fights. | ||
| Sometimes we do and sometimes we go and think, oh great, Joe's going to do commentary. | ||
| Nope, Brendan's not doing commentary, Calen's not doing commentary. | ||
| I will do commentary because I know nothing about the fights. | ||
| He'll pretend that he is giving strategy advice that wouldn't really work. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But what we do is we watch the fights and you can sync it up. | ||
| Right now, it's the first fight Who is this? | ||
| This is Hine and... | ||
| Boy, try saying this name. | ||
| Is that Hine? | ||
| Nick Hine versus Lukasz Szczewski. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Szczewski. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| There's Lukasz Szczewski, who's my favorite fighter who ends in a ski. | ||
| There he is. | ||
| This is the first fight on the main card. | ||
| Who's that guy there? | ||
| The guy on the left. | ||
| Fabulous Viking character with tattooed thumbs. | ||
| It's a great look. | ||
| He's not tall. | ||
| Tattooed thumb. | ||
| He's got tattooed thumbs. | ||
| He's built a little like me. | ||
| Running out there is Lucas. | ||
| So, like I said, we might talk about this fight, or it might be diarrhea talk. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| You never know. | ||
| Sex drugs and podcasts. | ||
| Is that your new shirt? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Fighter and the Kid, killing it. | ||
| Thank you to Brendan Schaub, our designer, our chief designer. | ||
| Fighterandthekid.com. | ||
| I go like this. | ||
| He asks me my opinion. | ||
| I go, I don't know, maybe. | ||
| And he goes, oh, I'm not asking your opinion, just showing them to you. | ||
| And I just don't hear back from him. | ||
| I'm like, I have an opinion. | ||
| I said you have the fashion sense of Anne Frank. | ||
| Literally, I was dead serious in the email. | ||
| That's a very interesting Holocaust reference. | ||
| I was very surprised. | ||
| Because you can't see what she's wearing. | ||
| Very similar to you. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Now you're confusing Anne Frank with Helen Keller. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Unfortunately. | ||
| Damn, I said Helen Keller. | ||
| Why did you have to go there? | ||
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Why do I have to go there? | |
| We're doing so well. | ||
| Ah, shit. | ||
| Anne Frank would be great if you were wearing camo in an attic. | ||
| Right, and exactly. | ||
| And Frank. | ||
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And that's it. | |
| I knew you were thinking of how it goes. | ||
| You knew what I meant, though. | ||
| And I should have just kept my mouth shut, but the problem is Anne Frank, though, it would work with Anne Frank because she probably wore just one dowdy dress because she had to live in an attic for a year. | ||
| Damn, Hind is ripped. | ||
| No, he's a big kid. | ||
| The kid's in good shape. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| Roger Werther in his corner. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He's a tiger Muay Thai guy. | ||
| He was also a policeman. | ||
| Tiger Muay Thai apparently is just a fucking banging gym over in Phuket, Thailand. | ||
| They just have an amazing camp there. | ||
| There's a couple camps down now. | ||
| A.K.A. has a big camp there. | ||
| Yeah, Mike Swick's down there, right? | ||
| Yeah, Mike Swick. | ||
| And that's Soul Hulk. | ||
| Yeah, and I wonder why Mike Swick decided to move his camp to Thailand. | ||
| Oh shit, Tony Hanks could see you. | ||
| I didn't know this. | ||
| What a surprise. | ||
|
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What's up, brother? | |
| What's up, man? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Good to see you. | ||
| A nice surprise. | ||
| Tony, why don't you lock us in, since you're the last one in, so no one comes in here looking for... | ||
| I think for Swick it's a business decision, right? | ||
| Like he was gonna open a gym and then... | ||
| But why Thailand? | ||
| I mean, he has a family. | ||
| I don't know why the fuck he decided to go to Thailand. | ||
| I forgot he had a family. | ||
| I thought he was like wiling out on the girls and the big gyms. | ||
| That sounds fun. | ||
| Phuket I hear amazing things about. | ||
| That's what I hear. | ||
| And when I shot a little movie called Hangover 2, all the stunt guys and most of the just tough guys around were all professional or aspiring professional Muay Thai guys who spoke, I think, a little bit about training in Phuket. | ||
| Yeah, that area, like I said, it's got those two gyms, and it's supposed to be a really cool tourist area, too. | ||
| It's supposed to be beautiful. | ||
| It's spelled P-H-E-T, which would be fuck it. | ||
| Tony motherfuckin' Hitchcliff. | ||
| Lightin' bitches on fire last night at the Comedy Store, then shows up for the Fight Companion. | ||
| Funny man. | ||
| Cause he's in love with Joanna Jerk-A-Dick. | ||
| How do you say it? | ||
| I'd say Jerk-A-Dick. | ||
| I took some meat for that, too. | ||
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Did you? | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Jerk-A-Dick. | ||
| From who? | ||
| From the boss? | ||
| No, fans. | ||
| I thought about correcting it when you did it on the podcast. | ||
| You barely have a boss right now, by the way. | ||
| Get used to that. | ||
| It's a great feeling. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| But if you say jerk a dick in front of Tony, he might get upset. | ||
| I get a little offended. | ||
| We've been over this. | ||
| I wish we could respect Johanna. | ||
| I do. | ||
| She's the best in the world. | ||
| Well, maybe you should know how to say her fucking name before you tell people to respect her. | ||
| Yenjecek. | ||
| Johanna. | ||
| Not Johanna. | ||
| Johanna. | ||
| And how do you say her last name? | ||
| Yenjecek? | ||
| Yenjecek. | ||
| Yenjecek. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| Yenjecek. | ||
| The way she has it, there's like a little bit of an ooh in there. | ||
| It's Yenjecek. | ||
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I just call her J.J. Her friends call her J.J. Have you ever forgotten? | |
| Do they call her J.J.? No, I made that up. | ||
| Oh, you should. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| J.J. is good. | ||
| Oh, you're talking about J.J., the champ J.J.? He's G.S.P. Marketing. | ||
| It's not even tough to say George St. Pierre, and everybody was saying G.S.P. It's too long. | ||
| Have you ever, when you are not calling fights, do you ever... | ||
| Good God. | ||
| Guys, guys. | ||
| Seriously, guys. | ||
| Okay, first fight is about to start. | ||
| If you're going to sync this up, I'll let you know right when they touch gloves. | ||
| Now they touch gloves. | ||
| So the clock right now, the moment they show the clock, we'll let you guys know so you can sync it up. | ||
| We call this feeling the guy out. | ||
| 4.48. | ||
| 4.47, 4.46, 4.45. | ||
| Okay, so there you go. | ||
| Now you're synced up. | ||
| Because the internet runs about 10 seconds at least behind, depending on where you are. | ||
| The Ustream feed will run about 10 seconds behind. | ||
| Great tan on that guy. | ||
| Can you tell he trains in Thailand? | ||
| Lucas is going after it. | ||
| Yeah, you can't help it. | ||
| He's got the kind of skin that smolders. | ||
| Isn't it interesting that tan like that is actually good for your body and your endurance and the way you're... | ||
| Your body makes muscle. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, it's anabolic. | ||
| You know, vitamin D, and your production of vitamin D, it aids in the anabolic process. | ||
| That's why a lot of fighters get tans. | ||
| I do. | ||
| Steve Maxwell told me that. | ||
| Yeah, but you were just a sexy bitch. | ||
| I would get tanned because I'm vain. | ||
|
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Thanks, man. | |
| Oh, I'd get tanned because I'm very vain. | ||
| And you don't mind wrinkles? | ||
| No, me, no. | ||
| On the face. | ||
| You like that fucking leathered old look. | ||
| Well, I do dye my beard. | ||
| My sister looked at me the other day and she goes, Ooh, your face looks like it needs lots of water. | ||
| Your sister's mean. | ||
| She's hilarious, but mean. | ||
| She's very smart. | ||
| Yes, she is. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| You guys get along very well. | ||
| We did. | ||
| We got along great at your daughter's party. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I clung to your sister. | ||
| My sister is one of those... | ||
| She's pretty amazing that way. | ||
| She's very smart. | ||
| Got a smart family. | ||
| And not sentimental either. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I said, do you get hormonal when you have your period? | ||
| She goes, no. | ||
| And that annoys me. | ||
| I remember when she was younger. | ||
| I was like, whoa. | ||
| She doesn't have a lot of girl energy. | ||
| I bet your sister got along with Patty great. | ||
| I knew it. | ||
| Very well. | ||
| Call everybody pussies. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| Jesus, that's too intense, man. | ||
| That's too intense. | ||
| Kathleen is not... | ||
| I don't like when girls talk like that, man. | ||
| Those girls are scary. | ||
| Yeah, my sister's not sentimental. | ||
|
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Fucking pussy! | |
| Whoa! | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| She's not romantic or any of that stuff. | ||
| Easy, bitch. | ||
| Simmer down, bitch. | ||
| Someone's gonna make you swallow your teeth. | ||
| My sister used to have an eye for weakness. | ||
| Like, if she saw a guy with what she called a weak chin, or if somebody was sleeping with their mouth open, God help you. | ||
| She'd be like, we'd be on a plane, and she'd go, look at that guy with his mouth open. | ||
| What a weakling. | ||
| I was like, come on, man. | ||
| He's just sleeping. | ||
| His jaw's hanging open. | ||
| She's like, that's annoying. | ||
| That's your dad's barbarian genes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| She's all my... | ||
| I call her. | ||
| The joke is I look at her and I go, Daddy? | ||
| Oh, I mean Kathleen? | ||
| They look alike. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| No. | ||
| She's got bigger bones. | ||
| She was the husky one. | ||
| I was the frail kid. | ||
| You wish you had your sister's genes? | ||
| Dude, I would get cold really easily. | ||
| I had no... | ||
| I was so skinny and my sister was like, what are you cold for you, baby? | ||
| She has a full set of hair on her, too. | ||
| Yeah, she does. | ||
| Well, chicks don't usually go bald too often. | ||
| Right, Brendan. | ||
| Brendan, I don't know if you know that. | ||
| She's not suffering from male pattern baldness. | ||
| Well, we're talking about her like she's a fucking warlock. | ||
| I'm just saying she has a nice set of hair on her. | ||
| She also has a little dick. | ||
| She does have a tiny dick. | ||
| Tiny cock. | ||
| Huge balls. | ||
| That was a nice transition there by Hein, recognizing that that knee is coming, kind of telegraphed that knee, now right at the back, but give up the position. | ||
| Small, small, small arms, his short arms and legs. | ||
| Give up the position. | ||
| He's very muscular. | ||
| He sets a rare look these days. | ||
| For sure, get your hands off the face. | ||
| In the lighter and lighter weight classes, guys are becoming less and less muscular. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, because we got Kawajiri and Seaver on the card tonight. | ||
| Two guys that were real thick for their weight class. | ||
| It's just super rare. | ||
| Wait till this drug testing kicks in. | ||
| Everyone's gonna look like Gumby and shit. | ||
| You're not joking. | ||
| Two Kermit the Frogs fighting. | ||
| You're not joking. | ||
| It's very, very weird what's going on here. | ||
| Because the UFC is deciding to do it on their own. | ||
| They're deciding to clean up the sport on their own. | ||
| But... | ||
| It's an inherently dirty sport. | ||
| But they're not part of it, right? | ||
| They're handing it off to the UFC. They can't tell them who to test. | ||
| They're just saying, all right, you guys do it strict as fuck. | ||
| We're just going to stay out of it. | ||
| They're telling the commission to do that. | ||
| No, it's not a commission. | ||
| It's not a commission. | ||
| They're bringing in WADA. They're bringing in the people that busted BALCO. The strictest drug testing in the world. | ||
| And they're going to have it year-round, right? | ||
| They're going to do it randomly, all year-round. | ||
| Five random tests a year. | ||
| They show up at your house, 3 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| Brian, get up. | ||
| God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You ain't? | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah, the problem with that is... | ||
| You're not waking me up. | ||
| Good luck getting through security, son. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Hashtag rich. | ||
| They're getting... | ||
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They're getting so obnoxious. | |
| I love it. | ||
| It's so obnoxious. | ||
| I'm rich, bitch. | ||
| They're getting guys that are, you know, like in the middle of your sleep cycle, you're fucking up their whole day. | ||
| If you could fuck up a couple days of training, they could take a shot and maybe they wouldn't have taken if you'd done that. | ||
| You know, I mean, they might be slower in the gym because You're going to get a piss. | ||
| I'm going to piss on your face. | ||
| You're waking me up at 3 in the morning. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| They don't want to make it so that you can cycle it. | ||
| You can get, apparently, Alex Rodriguez. | ||
| By the way, this scientific analysis is brought to you by Joey Diaz who told me about this. | ||
| Take it with a grain of salt. | ||
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Dog, they got these fucking gummy bears. | |
| Alex Rodriguez was taking gummy bears. | ||
| He would take them, and they would test. | ||
| By the time he knew exactly when to take these fucking things, so that when they were going to test them, it would be out of his system. | ||
| No, he's right. | ||
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A fucking gummy bear. | |
| He's right. | ||
| He would do it during the game. | ||
| By the end of the game, if they test them, it's out of his system. | ||
| How is that possible? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| I wish I had the fucking scientist, but... | ||
| Is that still possible? | ||
| Could someone get those to Vitor? | ||
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I'm not sure. | |
| Like yesterday. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Was that the weirdest transition of bodies? | ||
| Vitor between Luke Rockhold and Vitor fighting Weidman. | ||
| It's like, what the fuck happened? | ||
| Or Overeem. | ||
| No, but Overeem still looks like a stud. | ||
| Like, Overeem is smaller than he used to be, but he still looks like a stud. | ||
| Vitor looks deflated. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He looks deflated. | ||
| Like someone stole his meat. | ||
| But Overeem, when he fought Brock Lesnar, I was like, holy fuck, you need to beat Brock's ass. | ||
| Brian, shut that shit off. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| What the hell? | ||
| Guys, I'm sorry. | ||
| You beat Brock's ass and then just walk on over to the fucking Orleans Casino and win the Mr. Olympia. | ||
| He could do both. | ||
| He was fucking jacked. | ||
| I watched it and I was like, oh fuck, I need to find a different career. | ||
| Or a different doctor. | ||
| Or a different doctor. | ||
| Can I ask you guys, I watched the Kimbo Slice-Ken Shamrock fight, and Ken had him completely stretched out with a full choke. | ||
| I gotta tell you right now, that fight looked fake as fuck. | ||
| That's what I was going to think. | ||
| Literally, that's what I thought. | ||
| There's a couple things I don't like about that fight. | ||
| I don't like that clinch. | ||
| That long clinch that they had where they were mouth to ear. | ||
| They were mouth to each other's ears for a long fucking time. | ||
| And no one was really striking. | ||
| Like, if you're Kenny and you're a wrestler, I'm popping those elbows and fucking taking me down. | ||
| How about the fact that when Ken did take him down, he never hit him once. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| He never hit him. | ||
| He had him down. | ||
| He had him flattened out. | ||
| He had his back, and he's not crashing him. | ||
| He's not blasting him with punches. | ||
| He's got him flattened out, and he's not hitting him. | ||
| That doesn't make any sense to me. | ||
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He also had a full choke. | |
| Yeah, I know, but he's also... | ||
| 51. That's true. | ||
| And a fighter 51. That's true. | ||
| You're 100% correct. | ||
| And I watched everyone, right? | ||
| I watch all of Bellator. | ||
| I watch all UFC. I watch everything. | ||
| So the Bellator, when the entrances, I was like, this is so dope. | ||
| It was kind of like the pride and all that. | ||
| Then I was on board. | ||
| You had Big Brown on board. | ||
| But then when Ken Shamrock walked out, I was like, what the fuck is going on? | ||
| How about the girl who was singing? | ||
| What was that about? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| See, I'm down with that, though. | ||
| You're down with a girl singing? | ||
| I would love for Brian to sing for me when I walk out. | ||
| He's a man. | ||
| He's really tall and brown. | ||
| I'm not a good singer. | ||
| No, not like that. | ||
|
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Tall and brown. | |
| He's got great hair and a part inspired by the great Gatsby. | ||
| That would crush so hard. | ||
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Big brown. | |
| See, I'm more with this. | ||
|
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Big brown. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| He's big brown. | ||
| Big brown. | ||
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He's got a big body. | |
| You could totally get an opponent's head, by the way, when he's laughing at your entrance. | ||
| That'd be sick. | ||
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He's gonna punch this guy in his big fat face and take him down. | |
| Be careful of his game. | ||
| No, I don't want a West Side Story thing going in. | ||
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Yeah, Brian's gonna have him. | |
| I'm gonna be taking serious. | ||
| His jiu-jitsu is second to none. | ||
| He's really handsome. | ||
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That doesn't even rhyme. | |
| He can turn on a nun. | ||
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Turn on a nun. | |
| Wow. | ||
| Dude, don't ever play with me. | ||
| You didn't even try. | ||
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No. | |
| No, I didn't. | ||
| But Shamrock came out, I think his whole family was behind him. | ||
| Yeah, what's up with the girl with the daughter or son? | ||
| And then kids behind him. | ||
| Yeah, he had a girl that was with him. | ||
| Was his granddaughter or something? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I was on board till that. | ||
| It was very WWF, the entrances. | ||
| To me, the whole thing, the entrance looked so suspect because he was shaking everybody's hand. | ||
| It didn't look like he was about to go to a fight. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| He was about to go put on a performance. | ||
| He didn't look nervous. | ||
| And if you watch Kimbo fight when he was in the UFC, when he was fighting like Mitrione or Houston Alexander, that motherfucker's taking it serious. | ||
| Now when he fought Ken Shamrock, he's talking to him in the ring before the entrance. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| The baddest motherfuckers on the earth really don't talk like that. | ||
| But they might have told them that this is the way to generate interest in this fight. | ||
| To hype it up, all the fake bad blood. | ||
| Like... | ||
| And then the other thing that got me was the way Kimbo stopped Shamrock, that was real as fuck. | ||
| I mean, he definitely cracked him. | ||
| His eye was fucked up. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| So, maybe they made an agreement and Kimbo said, I'm going to punch this motherfucker anyway. | ||
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Yeah, he's like, I'm going to blast this dude. | |
| But he did have him completely stretched out with what looked like a full rear naked choke. | ||
| Am I wrong about that? | ||
| He sort of, but he never went behind the head. | ||
| Like, he choked him, but he had it like on top of the head in some sort of a weird way. | ||
| It was weird, man. | ||
| Kimbo was able to just keep grabbing that. | ||
| It's hard to choke that with one arm unless you're, I mean, you gotta be a real motherfucker. | ||
| You gotta be a monster. | ||
| But Kimbo just kept grabbing the one arm, which is the right move to do, but I don't know, man. | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| It was disturbing to me how easy Kimbo shook Ken off his back. | ||
| Like, there was a lot of shit that I didn't like about it. | ||
| Other than that, it was dope. | ||
| And did you see their next card? | ||
| They're doing a doublet. | ||
| They're doing glory and fucking MMA. I love it. | ||
| I'm on board. | ||
| Your boy Schilling's fighting daily on that. | ||
| I don't know if he's fighting Daly, but they're both fighting on the car. | ||
| Oh, I thought he was fighting Daly. | ||
| If he's fighting Daly, Daly's in fucking trouble. | ||
| Super trouble. | ||
| He's in trouble. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because Joe Schilling is a tall motherfucker who can crack, and he's been in there with the best kickboxers in the world. | ||
| And Daly... | ||
| Yeah, Daly's really good kickboxing for MMA. But then again, Daly's got that fucking ridiculous nuclear left. | ||
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Left? | |
| Yeah, but you don't think Joe Schilling's seen better striking? | ||
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Come on. | |
| Well, yeah, he knocked out Manhood. | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He knocked out Mannhoff. | ||
| Mannhoff was so scary to me. | ||
| The way he kicks him. | ||
| I can't imagine fighting him like that. | ||
| It was MMA though when he KO'd him, yeah. | ||
| Watching those kickboxing fights where it's just kickboxing with Mannhoff, he's so devastating for a while there. | ||
| He used to be, yeah. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Schilling knocked out fucking Simon Marcus with one punch after they had gone to war for four rounds. | ||
| And that was the first guy to ever beat Marcus. | ||
| Marcus was undefeated like 39-0. | ||
| Because it went to a draw, right? | ||
| And then they... | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| They had to go to the next round. | ||
| And the reason why it went to a draw... | ||
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Think about that. | |
| Simon had dropped him. | ||
| Simon had dropped Joe Schilling. | ||
| But then Joe Schilling had come back and won some... | ||
| Like, it was... | ||
| The way they do it at Glory is the old K-1 way, where if they go three rounds, and then if it's a draw, they go to the fourth and final round. | ||
| Tiebreaker. | ||
| That's a motherfucker. | ||
| That'll fuck your mind up. | ||
| Well, how about the fact that he had to fight two more times after that? | ||
| That night? | ||
| The same night. | ||
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What? | |
| Yes, he had to fight fucking Wayne Barrett, who's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| Super bad motherfucker. | ||
| He had to fight him after that, and then he had to fight Artem Levin in the fucking finals. | ||
| This is all just striking. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| Kickboxing is so dangerous though. | ||
| That was a pretty good payday, I'm sure. | ||
| I hope. | ||
| But he was just talking about how sore he was. | ||
| Like for days, he had to sleep in an easy chair. | ||
| Every time he'd get up, he'd be like, his arms wouldn't bend. | ||
| Everything was fucked up. | ||
| Just from getting hit and blocking. | ||
| Three fights in one day? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| He fought ten rounds. | ||
| Ten rounds against three different opponents. | ||
| I did four sets the other night. | ||
| I thought that was hard. | ||
| Can I be honest with you? | ||
| You're looking a little more vascular, and I appreciate it. | ||
| You like that? | ||
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He's lifting weights. | |
| See that right there? | ||
| I got the kid lifting. | ||
| I'm the strawweight. | ||
| Death Squad strawweight. | ||
| You started Death Squad strawweight. | ||
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Fuck yeah. | |
| When we were in Canada, the kid saw us with our shirts off and decided to start lifting. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, Brian and Joe switched shirts. | ||
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Really? | |
| Actually, it was to rep you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was your inspiration. | ||
| Oh, nice. | ||
| So, all three of you played a part in it. | ||
| Nice, man. | ||
| It started working out. | ||
| Yeah, I had to. | ||
| Yeah, you saw the kid with his fucking shoulder. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| You saw that. | ||
| It made me, like, really sad. | ||
| Rogan's pretty jacked. | ||
| Rogan's very thick. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Rogan's a lot thick. | ||
| I looked at myself and I was like, oh. | ||
| I need shoulder surgery. | ||
| I have a torn labrum. | ||
| I hope I don't need to. | ||
| That's a bitch, man. | ||
| Yeah, it clicks and it makes more... | ||
| You know, the problem is it's been bugging me for a year. | ||
| And for a year I've just been pushing through it. | ||
| Because you're an extremist. | ||
| I'm so moderate. | ||
| I always... | ||
| Stop, Joe. | ||
| I'm definitely not there. | ||
| No, I called Brian the other night. | ||
| I'm like, where you at, man? | ||
| He's like, emergency room, bro. | ||
| I've got a sore throat right now. | ||
| What's the emergency room? | ||
| I'm not making this up. | ||
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I swear to God. | |
| He's like, I'm in the emergency room, man. | ||
| You see a white spot? | ||
| That could be cancer. | ||
| I'm like, bro. | ||
| That's a white spot again? | ||
| That same thing? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| On my dingleberry, it was a white spot, and I was like, oh, that's cancer. | ||
| The same white spot or a new one? | ||
| No, no, it was the same one. | ||
| And I go, that's cancer. | ||
| And a guy looks at my thing, and he goes, I was so convinced, and he goes, huh. | ||
| I go, what? | ||
| He goes, He's like, that's wild. | ||
| I go, what is it? | ||
| He goes, where were you? | ||
| I said, I was in Costa Rica. | ||
| He goes, oh, I used to work in a clinic down there. | ||
| You probably have something from there. | ||
| Probably just a self-limiting virus. | ||
| By the way, gone the next day. | ||
| I think it was food on my tonsil. | ||
| It's embarrassing, man. | ||
| He probably ate a chocolate donut with powdered sugar on it or some shit. | ||
| I'm a hypochondriac. | ||
| Powdered sugar got in a little thing. | ||
| You're that guy. | ||
| Oh, eye pokes. | ||
| I fucking hate them. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Meanwhile, your sister has spots all over her fucking tongue and doesn't do shit about it. | ||
| The bitch doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| She eats grass. | ||
| Chews up some grass. | ||
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She's got green mouth syndrome. | |
| Foamy green bubbles in the corner of her mouth. | ||
| Are you chewing that cut again? | ||
|
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Shut the fuck up, pussy. | |
| Look at you with your mouth open. | ||
| You don't have forced stomachs. | ||
| Stop chewing cubs. | ||
| It takes a special type of dude to be with a girl like that. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not one of those guys. | ||
| I am. | ||
| I tried it. | ||
| I am not that guy. | ||
| I've tried it, too. | ||
| I like women who are women. | ||
| Me, too. | ||
| Like, women who want to argue with you and they get fucking gangster with you. | ||
| That's not interesting to me. | ||
| That's like when I had a little affair with a girl on the national Canadian water polo team who was so hot, but her back was thicker than mine, and her hands, her knuckles, when we'd hold hands, I was like, well, your hands are a little, just a smidge bigger than mine, and I have a big problem with that. | ||
| See, that's what I love about my girlfriend, Ioana, is that she doesn't start any drama or talk shit, but she could. | ||
| She knows her role. | ||
| She'll finish it. | ||
| She uses it all up, giving chicks concussions. | ||
| She's exhausted by the time she gets to you. | ||
| She's very feminine. | ||
| I want to see you guys stay. | ||
| Believe me. | ||
| If you guys fucked, you wouldn't have much say in it. | ||
| Tony, you lick pussy now. | ||
| Lick pussy. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| Don't care if you're fucking tired. | ||
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Come on. | |
| She wouldn't be able to handle me, man. | ||
| You're tired. | ||
| Do you want to go to sleep? | ||
| I know why they call him the golden pony. | ||
| He's surprising. | ||
| He has a surprising dick. | ||
| It's good. | ||
| His dick is skinny. | ||
| Skinny like me, but he's surprising. | ||
| It's more of the ivory pony. | ||
| I'd give it to her good, guys. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| She'd have to put her hair up in cornrows just to do my thing. | ||
| I'd give it to her good, guys. | ||
| By the time you're done, her hair is... | ||
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I was setting up for my cornrows joke. | |
| I would fucking give it to her, man. | ||
| That's how you know a guy's not laying the proper pipe. | ||
| I'm setting up for my cornrows lawn, guys. | ||
| You're doing good, man. | ||
| Guys, you know how I do it, guys. | ||
| Like, looking for everybody to confirm. | ||
| Come on, guys. | ||
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You know how it is, guys. | |
| I would fuck her good, fellas. | ||
| By the time I was done with her, she'd need a nap. | ||
| We haven't talked about this fight once. | ||
| Yeah, this guy, Sarge is actually getting the better of him right now. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Hein is smart, man. | ||
| Hein is slick. | ||
| He's very aware of what's going on. | ||
| When the other guy is throwing shots and kicks, he's aware of where the angles are coming from. | ||
| He's capitalized a couple times on that. | ||
| He's cardio. | ||
| He hasn't stopped moving, man. | ||
| He is not tired. | ||
| Roger Wertz is a good fucking trainer, man. | ||
| He's apparently gonna fight again. | ||
| Not in the UFC. No, he's fighting in 1FC. Yeah, he fought in 1FC. He lost. | ||
| His last fight, right? | ||
| Soccer kicked. | ||
| He got fucked up. | ||
| He fought 170, too. | ||
| And Roger's not even big for 155. Look at that. | ||
| Catching angles. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Dude, you remember Roger when he was in the UFC and he was like the poster boy? | ||
| Everyone thinks Ronda was the first one on the cover of Sports Illustrated. | ||
| It's actually Roger Wertz, though. | ||
| Uh, I'm afraid this is my man over here is walking toward him, just straight toward him. | ||
| And remember, because I think he beat, uh, I forget who he beat in that one. | ||
| He beat a lot of guys. | ||
| But he was front kicking the guy and it was the front cover of Sports Illustrated. | ||
| But then he got too, like, big-headed. | ||
| And he was like, ah, I want to get paid, whatever, some crazy amount. | ||
|
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He fucked up. | |
| It's not just that he wanted to get paid, he started complaining about shit publicly. | ||
| I started complaining about the media duties and not getting paid for media duties, and it was like, what? | ||
| That motherfucker disappeared. | ||
| He made a huge mistake. | ||
| UFC said, do what? | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Shelf ya for a nice young two years, and here's the worst matchup possible. | ||
| Here's Gray Maynard. | ||
| See ya. | ||
| Motherfuckin' went to Thailand. | ||
| Last time I saw him fighting, he was in a street fight in Texas. | ||
| Yeah, that was amazing, though. | ||
| The dude hit a girl in a parking lot. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, and Roger worked a big-ass dude, and Roger worked a KO'd this dude in front of a crowd. | ||
| Football player. | ||
| Big football player. | ||
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Wow. | |
| He sucker punches this girl. | ||
| I don't know what happened, but this guy stepped up and sucker punched this girl, and Roger got in his face, and he goes, I'll knock you out too, motherfucker. | ||
| Roger takes his shirt off and just tees off on this guy. | ||
| It's like a goddamn action movie. | ||
| The camera pans to the guy, pans to Roger, moving towards the guy. | ||
| Next thing you know, there's like a scramble of people in front of him. | ||
| The dude's laid out, and Roger's soccer kicking him in the head. | ||
| Big ass dude. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Big ass dude. | ||
| Did he get in trouble for it? | ||
| No, he got love from the whole world. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| How could he get in trouble for it? | ||
| That guy's a cunt. | ||
| Roger's a good dude, man. | ||
| He's a very good dude. | ||
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I love Roger. | |
| He's a great guy, really good guy. | ||
| He just had the wrong people in his ear. | ||
| He was in Denver for a while, I remember training with us, and he was always just a fucking brawl, man. | ||
| His boy won. | ||
| Yeah, well, he's taken a lot of punishment in his career, man. | ||
| He tried being an actor for a grip. | ||
| Yeah, well, that was the thing he was dating, that Laura Preponchik. | ||
| Yeah, from that 70s show? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think she probably got in his head as well. | ||
| She was like the first celebrity I saw. | ||
| I thought Roger was so cool. | ||
| Is that Tom Hardy? | ||
| I was like, oh, shit. | ||
| Is that Hardy? | ||
| That's Dan Hardy, not Tom Hardy. | ||
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Goddammit! | |
| Jesus Christ! | ||
| Fuck, man! | ||
| No, guys, he looks like Tom Hardy, though, because Tom is also playing a character like this, so... | ||
|
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Here's Roger. | |
| Look at that handsome bastard. | ||
| Yeah, he's a fucking ladies man. | ||
| If I've ever seen one. | ||
| Kid's a stud. | ||
| Yeah, he tried doing the whole acting thing and fighting. | ||
| They get you, man. | ||
| They get you. | ||
| Look at this Dan Hardy gave that dude the mic. | ||
| Can't do that. | ||
| That's frowned upon. | ||
| Dan Hardy's gonna be slapped when he's in the back. | ||
| Yeah, what is this speech this guy is? | ||
| You can't do this. | ||
| He's about to start a revolution of some kind. | ||
| Shit, I'm on board. | ||
| Yeah, it sounds like Hitler and Mein Kampf. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| He even did the Hitler thing with his hand. | ||
| This is intense. | ||
| This is some fight past shit. | ||
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What is this guy saying? | |
| This is some fight past shit, man. | ||
| Grab the mic. | ||
| Yeah, take that mic, Dan Hardy. | ||
| Show control. | ||
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Who owns those? | |
| Dan Hardy's just taller than I thought. | ||
| Dan Hardy's just giving them that mic. | ||
| Strange. | ||
| I mean, that's a big no-no, right, Joe? | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| You can on very rare occasions. | ||
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I've done it before. | |
| Guys that I trust. | ||
| It's fundamentally really hard to share a mic with anyone ever, when you're in control. | ||
| It's a different situation because when I'm doing interviews, I have no personality when I'm doing interviews. | ||
| My interviews are all about trying to get the most out of the fighter. | ||
| I just try to ask them a question and give them the opportunity to express themselves. | ||
| But I don't interject very much. | ||
| Most of what I do, I'll give them a little enthusiasm, tell them how exciting it was and how awesome it was. | ||
| But my goal, 100% while I'm doing interviews, is to try to get that guy to express himself. | ||
| When I've tried to give people advice, I've had a lot of guys ask me, like, what do you do? | ||
| How do I give interviews? | ||
| That's my scariest part. | ||
| A lot of these guys are real nervous about interviews because it's live, you don't know exactly what to say, and you're kind of ad-libbing it in the moment. | ||
| I'm like, the most important thing is it's not you. | ||
| It's not about you. | ||
| It's all about trying to get the most out of that guy. | ||
| This is his moment. | ||
| What he was thinking, how it feels to be a champion, all that stuff. | ||
| Is it surprising? | ||
| Give us your thoughts. | ||
| I want to know how a guy feels after this. | ||
| Because sometimes a guy will say, you know what, man, from the second round, my hand was broken. | ||
| And you don't know. | ||
| You have to ask, how do you feel? | ||
| What happened? | ||
| What was it like? | ||
| Was anything surprising? | ||
| You can't give him the mic. | ||
| Don't give me the mic. | ||
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I'm like, oh, God. | |
| TFATK.com. | ||
| Podcast, everyone. | ||
| Was your, were you surprised that the Cain Velasquez? | ||
| No, I was and I wasn't. | ||
| I wasn't surprised when I thought about it afterwards. | ||
| While it was happening, I was like, whoa, this is crazy. | ||
| But you can't just go up to 7,500 feet above sea level and expect to keep your cardio, especially when you haven't fought in two fucking years, man. | ||
| You just haven't fought. | ||
| See, I think that's a good point. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| However, you don't become a multi-time world champ and not know that that's an issue. | ||
| I think his issues are way beyond that. | ||
| I think he realized that. | ||
| I think they could have fought in fucking L.A. at sea level and he would have looked like that. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, I think Al Toot's a bad example. | ||
| You don't get to his level without assuming that. | ||
| I think it's a cop-out, I gotta be honest. | ||
| Wow, that's interesting. | ||
| So what do you think is going on? | ||
| Do you think Fabricio Verdum just got that much better? | ||
| Or do you think Kane is slipping? | ||
| I think Verdum got that much better, and I think Kane has had damn near two years off, and he's taken a lot of punishment, man. | ||
| Good point. | ||
| And with these injuries, it's not like... | ||
| You know how it goes, man. | ||
| When you have some injury, you can still work on stuff and continue to get better. | ||
| Two years off with surgeries and rehab... | ||
| Two years in MMA, UFC, the game's changing fast as fuck, man. | ||
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It is. | |
| Like even now, I haven't fought since December. | ||
| If I fought this next December with a year off, the game's changed, let alone two years. | ||
| And then you're fighting a motherfucker in Verdum who's been active as fuck and getting better and better and better. | ||
| And he's tall, and he's got a long reach. | ||
| And you don't want to take him down. | ||
| Enjoy that. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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So what do you want to do? | |
| He took him down. | ||
| He got strangled. | ||
| I mean, that's what it was. | ||
| Which is actually better for him. | ||
| You know, he was getting fucked up on his feet. | ||
| He was about to get knocked out. | ||
| He was about to KO. On his feet against Verdum. | ||
| He was wobbling all over the place. | ||
| I would imagine if you were getting ready for Verdum and you came Velasquez, your coach says, never shoot a double leg. | ||
| Only a single leg. | ||
| No. | ||
| His coach was Javier Mendez, who, first of all, is a fantastic striking coach. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Doesn't have a background in grappling. | ||
| He's not a black belt in jiu-jitsu. | ||
| He's not some world-class grappler. | ||
| I don't think he's ever rolled with a guy like Fabricio Verdum. | ||
| If you never roll with a guy who has a fucking nasty guard like Verdum does, you don't know. | ||
| You can't take that guy down. | ||
| You can, but you have to bring in a guy like Bouchesha to get you ready for Verdum, shoot a single leg on him, because they're going to do different stuff to get ahold of your neck. | ||
| If you shoot a single leg on a high-level guy, a jiu-jitsu guy, he's going to get a hold of your neck. | ||
| But you can pass and still take him down. | ||
| So better to shoot a single or a double? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, he left his head on the outside. | ||
| That was the problem. | ||
| It has to be on the inside. | ||
| Your head has to be pinned to the chest if you shoot a double on a guy like Fabricio. | ||
| But Fabricio's guard is so fucking good. | ||
| Unless you bring in a Vinnie Magalese or someone who's got a commensurate guard, good luck being able to defend against that. | ||
| He doesn't have anybody like that in camp. | ||
| That double leg was desperation. | ||
| You can see him exhausted. | ||
| Have you ever seen Kane shoot such a shitty double leg? | ||
| No, he was beaten down. | ||
| He was just exhausted, and then, first of all, his technique was shit, right? | ||
| You see him over his hips, he leans, he like leans over. | ||
| How good is this fucking promo? | ||
| Turn this volume up, Jamie. | ||
| Best promo ever. | ||
| This is an amazing fucking promo. | ||
| I'm so fucking pumped for this fight. | ||
| I think me and Eddie got a grand on this fight. | ||
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Hold on, hold on. | |
| Do you guys bet a grand? | ||
| Who'd you bet on? | ||
| Hold on, hold on. | ||
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Really? | |
| I'm rooting for Connor, though. | ||
| I love that guy. | ||
| Look at how he walks, even. | ||
| He's so cool. | ||
| He's such a cocky fuck. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| This is such a great commercial. | ||
| This commercial, by the way, cost a million dollars. | ||
| Look at those eyes. | ||
| What a great fucking commercial. | ||
| God damn July 11th. | ||
| Hurry up and get here, please. | ||
| I'll tell you what wasn't cheap is using that Jay-Z song. | ||
| That probably got some $900,000 and then $100,000 to film that shit. | ||
| I'll do that shit for $20 right now. | ||
| Brian could have sang the song for that promo. | ||
| That would have been great. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Machida and Romero. | ||
| Are you around for that? | ||
| Are you in town? | ||
| I'm in San Francisco at the Punchline. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's not next weekend. | ||
| June 27th. | ||
| Yeah, June 27th. | ||
| This is June 27th? | ||
| Yeah, you and I. Next weekend is a 27th. | ||
| Me and Big Brown will be in... | ||
| You're there, too? | ||
| Yeah, I'm there, too. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Business. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Business. | ||
| What kind of business? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| For the podcast. | ||
| Sponsors. | ||
| What kind of business? | ||
| Some sponsor stuff. | ||
| Meeting with sponsors. | ||
| Rearrange that. | ||
| Hey, bro, I'm doing stand-up. | ||
| He wants to go see my work. | ||
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No, he doesn't. | |
| I'm all set on that. | ||
| He's seen those jokes. | ||
| I could go up and do your set. | ||
| Do you have a new set now that you've recorded your special? | ||
| I'm writing a bunch of new stuff now. | ||
| Let me ask you this about your special, which, by the way, was fucking so much fun to be at. | ||
| The only time I've ever opened up for a guy. | ||
| This is the only time I've ever warmed up a crowd in, like, I don't know, 15 fucking years. | ||
| I haven't gone on first on a show in 15 years. | ||
| It was weird. | ||
| It's weird to just go up like that. | ||
| You do it all the time, Tony. | ||
| There's a talent to getting the crowd going, getting into it. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
| Yeah, you did a great job. | ||
| But that room is fucking amazing for a special. | ||
| When I was backstage watching on the monitor, I was like, this is perfect. | ||
| This is the perfect room. | ||
| I loved it, and I love the stage. | ||
| I love the feel on the floor. | ||
| I feel so grounded. | ||
| Did they ask you to do... | ||
| Do you have more than one camera? | ||
| Like, how many cameras do you use? | ||
| Six cameras. | ||
| Six cameras? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See, I was thinking, like, the one camera that they have when you work there, you know how you work there? | ||
| They make a film of every show. | ||
| And the one camera that they have when you work there is perfect. | ||
| It's like that one... | ||
| I've been watching specials lately, and one of the things that I've been coming to this conclusion is, like, you need one view of the show. | ||
| Like, head-on, like you're in the audience. | ||
| The way you watch it, right? | ||
| The way you kind of watch a show. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Do you think 20 cameras is overkill, Callan? | ||
| Six cameras. | ||
| Well, he had a guy with him that does hair who had a holster. | ||
| That guy was dead serious. | ||
| Dead serious. | ||
| For sure, relax. | ||
| I was just giving him a credit. | ||
| You know, he's a good guy. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Giving him credit for a lot. | ||
| All those people were in the way. | ||
| They were in the way of thinking. | ||
| They were in the way of relaxation. | ||
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It was too much. | |
| It was too much. | ||
| If it wasn't for Brendan and I, you probably wouldn't have been loose. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because we were back there busting those guys' balls. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That guy had on a Bentley belt. | ||
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Yes. | |
| A little too much. | ||
| He had a Bentley belt and a red Kango, backwards, of course, and a holster. | ||
| And he looked Calum Wright in the eyes and was like, don't fuck this up. | ||
| See, you went out. | ||
| How long did you do? | ||
| I mean, by the years. | ||
| What did I do, like 20, 15, 20 minutes? | ||
| No, you did actually. | ||
| You did about 28, but it was great. | ||
| At least. | ||
| They loved it. | ||
| Hell yeah! | ||
| It was very appropriate, and it was great. | ||
| The thing we talked about... | ||
| They were so ready, too. | ||
| It's such a smart move to have a way overqualified opener for a special. | ||
| I mean, it's hilarious. | ||
| Joe Rogan opening for me. | ||
| I had Joey Diaz do mine at the Ice House. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| That's how you do it, man. | ||
| That's how you do it. | ||
| It was bloody murder. | ||
| See, the thing was, I go, Joey, I can only have you do 15, because if you do 21 minutes or longer, there's no way they're going to be able to listen to me for an hour. | ||
| Yeah, and you have to be careful with that. | ||
| Like, you don't want to fucking, like, you know. | ||
| Burn them out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Burn people out. | |
| Like, are you going to have Kevin Hart open for you, Joe? | ||
| I've had three guys open for me before when I was filming a special. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Is it too much? | ||
| Yeah, it was too much. | ||
| And sometimes my face hurts. | ||
| Joey, Duncan, oh no, was it Joey, Ari? | ||
| Joey, Ari? | ||
| I think it was Joey, Ari, and Red Band did a set too. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Yeah, it was ridiculous. | ||
| Two people. | ||
| One person. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't go on stage until an hour into the show, plus. | ||
| Too much, huh? | ||
| For your special? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow. | |
| In Atlanta. | ||
| But that with you, it's like, you know. | ||
| Brian, you were worried because you were sweating so much. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You wouldn't shut up about your sweating. | ||
| The second show, they turned the heat off. | ||
| The air off. | ||
| Don't worry about it. | ||
| Just do a show like you're in a club. | ||
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Yeah, no one gives a fuck. | |
| If you were in a club, you wouldn't care, right? | ||
| If it was a set on the weekend, it wouldn't even cross your mind. | ||
| If it would cross your mind, there'd be something wrong with you. | ||
| No, I was just thinking about not being able to use the second take because the sweat was different on my shirt. | ||
| And by the way, don't wear a shirt like that. | ||
| Don't wear a light blue shirt. | ||
| As soon as I walked in, I was like, God damn it. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I always knew to wear a black shirt. | ||
| The best was, in between shows, they're like, Brian, we have to fix the hair on the back of your head. | ||
| I'm like, no, you don't. | ||
| You don't have to fix his hair. | ||
| They're like, the back of his neck. | ||
| They're like, the back of his neck is popping up. | ||
| I'm like, no one is going to watch this fucking special and go, I thought he was funny until I saw an errant hair. | ||
| His sweating just isn't funny. | ||
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The back of his neck is just, the hair is unkempt. | |
| He's so wet. | ||
| I just didn't like it at all. | ||
| I'm going to call it wet. | ||
| Get a look at this guy, Steve Kennedy, because that's what every UFC fighter's body is going to look like after drug testing becomes 100% implemented. | ||
| They're all going to look like Steve Kennedy. | ||
| Can I just show up? | ||
| I look like Roy Nelson now. | ||
| God damn! | ||
| What happened to Brendan? | ||
| What do you want me to do? | ||
| Yo, dude, fighterandthekid.com. | ||
| Shut the fuck up. | ||
| Is marijuana considered a... | ||
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Yes. | |
| No, you're good. | ||
| It's only the week of the fight. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Only the week of the fight. | ||
| So you can get caught smoking weed and you... | ||
| They're not going to test you for weed unless it's the week of the fight. | ||
| Oh, I gotcha. | ||
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Wow. | |
| But this is the question I have. | ||
| So you know how they say they're going to test you five times throughout the year? | ||
| So if I fight three, am I going to test it to eight or does that count as far as the five? | ||
| That's a good question. | ||
| That's a very good question. | ||
| I think they said five randoms throughout the year. | ||
| So does it not count? | ||
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You know what I'm saying? | |
| I doubt they can afford eight. | ||
| That's a lot of, you know, I mean... | ||
| They can afford it. | ||
| A couple things bum me out. | ||
| One of the things bums me out is that this is gonna cost a fuckload of money to go after, you know, all these different guys who are using performance enhancing drugs. | ||
| Give the fighters that money. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| That's what I was gonna say. | ||
|
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I'm sorry. | |
| I was gonna say that. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It needs to be said, man. | ||
| It needs to be said. | ||
| Can you imagine if they started drug testing in stand-up comedy? | ||
| What would happen? | ||
| They would make sure that you were on weed. | ||
| They'd make sure you do on weed. | ||
| You'd get suspended if you weren't using cocaine and marijuana. | ||
| Two years of suspension, bro. | ||
| They suspended you if you smoked pot because it made you too funny. | ||
| It's definitely a performance-enhancing drug when it comes to comedy. | ||
| I write all my best shit on weed. | ||
| By the way, I got these new vape pens. | ||
| Goddamn to the bomb diggity. | ||
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Really? | |
| Who makes them? | ||
| I'm a big fan of vape pens these days. | ||
| I don't know who makes them. | ||
| I don't read that shit. | ||
| Might have to start smoking some vape. | ||
| I don't read that shit. | ||
| You just open them up. | ||
| Just open them up. | ||
| Why don't you make your own? | ||
| Fuck other people's. | ||
| Don't want to get in that business? | ||
| That business is sneaky. | ||
| You've got to be real careful because it's federally illegal. | ||
| And when you make a shit ton of money and they can take it all away, and if you're like me and you like to talk a lot of shit, some things could get ugly. | ||
| I'm getting there, my man. | ||
| People can get upset at you. | ||
| And they can find the fact that- And they'll make an example of you and all that. | ||
| Yeah, it's one thing if you like to smoke a little weed personally, no big deal. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| But if you're selling it and making it- And you don't need to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't need to get in that business. | ||
| It's also like a level of wealth that I'm not sure you really want to get to. | ||
| I'm not sure you want to get to a level of wealth where everyone knows you're worth a billion dollars and you have to drive around with fucking guards everywhere. | ||
| Oh Jesus. | ||
| Like whenever I look at Lorenzo Fertitta and he has these fucking former seals around him all the time with earpieces in him. | ||
| Does he? | ||
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Fuck yeah, he does. | |
| You got way back getting kidnapped and fucking taking ransom and being a sex slave. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| The dudes that fucking guard Lorenzo Fertitta are legit as fuck. | ||
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Really? | |
| Yeah, you look in their eyes and like, these are dudes that will kill you with a pencil. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| You know there's a service whether if you're gonna do like I don't know something like climb Mount Everest or do some crazy fucking kayak trip or go to Brazil you can pay a monthly fee and they will pick you up and rescue wherever you're at in the world. | ||
| There's only a certain like they won't go to Syria and they won't go to like Afghanistan but other than that anywhere in the world you're covered. | ||
| It's only like $175 a month some shit. | ||
| That's worth it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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What? | |
| It's gotta be way more than that. | ||
| No, no, it's not. | ||
| It's only more than that if you're doing some like crazy shit and you tell them ahead of time. | ||
| But it's a membership. | ||
| So what do you have to do? | ||
| Wear RFID chip? | ||
| No, check it. | ||
| You have to have one of those satellite phones, like those big ass satellite phones. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Which is a small price to pay. | ||
| They're pretty small now. | ||
| We used one when we were in Montana hunting. | ||
| They're shrinking. | ||
| When are we doing another hunting trip? | ||
| Let's schedule it. | ||
| What do you want to kill? | ||
| Let me shoot some shit, man. | ||
|
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Fuck yeah. | |
| You want to get in? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You know what we should do? | ||
| I want to kill it with my hands, though. | ||
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| We should all go to Tohono Ranch and go shoot some pigs. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Because it's an hour and a half north. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| I don't eat swine, but I'm down. | ||
| You don't eat swine? | ||
| You don't eat pig? | ||
| No. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| I'll eat some bacon. | ||
| Well, they don't... | ||
| It's hard to get bacon because bacon really comes from an animal that's been overfed and fattened up. | ||
| The pigs... | ||
| Oh, that guy's lit up already. | ||
| I'm not trying to eat a skinny pig. | ||
| He's got his... | ||
| Peter Sabato is coming after him, man. | ||
| Yeah, he doesn't... | ||
| His head goes up when he gets thrown. | ||
| His chin goes up. | ||
| But the pigs that you're going to get are going to be way leaner. | ||
| But the hams are fantastic. | ||
| Why are these pigs in such good shape? | ||
| I don't like that shit. | ||
| They're wild as fuck. | ||
| I'm going to make a call right now. | ||
| I'm going to make a call right now. | ||
| This guy with red shorts is going to knock this guy out. | ||
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They're black as fuck. | |
| Black as fuck. | ||
| I don't want to eat black pig, man. | ||
| Every now and then you see a white spotted one or a brown one, but most of them are black. | ||
| So you know what the difference between you and me is? | ||
| I want to make them my pets. | ||
| Bring it home. | ||
| I have pets already. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| You do have a shitload of pets. | ||
| I've got a few pets. | ||
| I've got chickens. | ||
| I've got cats. | ||
| I'll shoot some shit. | ||
| Or I'll be like the dog. | ||
| You guys won't need one of those dogs. | ||
| I'll just point them out. | ||
| I remember when I was doing Kirstie Alley's TV show, I went to her house, and she had two blind lemurs, she had a shitload of chinchillas, a thousand dogs, cats, and she had a huge desert hair in the middle of her bedroom. | ||
| It was fenced in, and it couldn't use its back legs, so it had to drag itself around. | ||
| I'll tell you, show how rich you are to people. | ||
| How many pets you have? | ||
| How much random-ass pets you have? | ||
| That's me carrying a bear out of the woods on my back for a shot with a bow in her hand. | ||
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God! | |
| Damn, that is all man. | ||
| That is so manly. | ||
| That's all man. | ||
| In Alberta. | ||
| I ate that bear that night. | ||
| Brennan has a burner. | ||
| You need to frame this. | ||
| Let me see that. | ||
| That's a 250 pound bear. | ||
| See, if I was there, I'd be in the back, and here's Brennan in tears, just crying. | ||
| Just terrified. | ||
| I walked 200 yards through the woods over dead falls with that bear on my back. | ||
| That's crazy, bro. | ||
| You know, one of you blew your goddamn shoulder up. | ||
| No, my shoulder didn't get hurt from that. | ||
| How much did that thing weigh? | ||
| 250. My shoulder was hurt from, more from, um, it's about, that bear's your size, motherfucker. | ||
| For real. | ||
| My shoulder was hurt from benching. | ||
| I think benching is really what I did it. | ||
| Flat bench. | ||
| Very tough on your shoulders. | ||
| People don't realize that. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| Incline bench, man. | ||
| Or dumbbells. | ||
| Oh, Sabata's got the rear naked and one arm trapped. | ||
| Wow, good move. | ||
| Oh, this is over. | ||
| He's actually turning away from the choke, which is, you know, as long as you can really pin your neck down, It's a real crank right now though, that shit. | ||
| No, he's free, man. | ||
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Yeah, he's free. | |
| Oh, now he's more wrapped up. | ||
| Now he's more wrapped up. | ||
| Good position off the cage. | ||
| I love that body triangle, man. | ||
| That body triangle is so good. | ||
| See, not in MMA. Really? | ||
| What are you going to transition to? | ||
| A blue belt can defend the rear naked choke with those giant gloves on. | ||
| So if you have a body triangle, you can't transition to anything. | ||
| But you can really sap a guy's will. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| You can control his breathing. | ||
| Especially if you go belly down. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| If you could turn that guy and get him belly down with that body triangle, God, that's so nasty. | ||
| Who he gots it? | ||
| Like Ken Shamrock had? | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
| Peter Sabato. | ||
| Bad motherfucker. | ||
| Dean Lister in his corner. | ||
| That guy in the corner, you know that motherfucker. | ||
| Can't go wrong. | ||
| Dean Lister, been looking for his neck for the past six years. | ||
| Just fucking monster. | ||
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Can't find it. | |
| It's just head, shoulders. | ||
| Born for jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Man, I met him at Metamores. | ||
| I couldn't believe how thick he was. | ||
| That giant blockhead. | ||
| Meanwhile, Josh Barnett tapped him. | ||
| How about Josh Barnett? | ||
| Tapped him! | ||
| Barnett is a motherfucker. | ||
| He's the best catch wrestler of all time. | ||
| All time, hands down. | ||
| Really? | ||
| So impressed with that. | ||
| Who's better? | ||
| He tapped Dean Lister, and he tapped Heron Gracie. | ||
| First of all, people say Dean Lister's never been tapped out in training. | ||
| In 16 years. | ||
| He's never been tapped out in training. | ||
| He's never been tapped out in competition. | ||
| Fucking, and he got tapped with like a nasty neck crank. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He got him in that judo headlock. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Barnett's a motherfucker. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| You see his next fight? | ||
| Who's he fighting? | ||
| Roy Nelson. | ||
| Japan, son. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| I like it. | ||
| Not UFC or UFC? I like it. | ||
| What'd you just say? | ||
| Not UFC or UFC? Of course it's UFC. Once you grab some bench, take a break. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Do you understand what this sport is about? | ||
| The fuck? | ||
| Of course it's the UFC! Hey guys, I don't know. | ||
| Look at Dean Lister. | ||
| I can't believe he's never been tapped in practice even. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| Well, Josh Barnett said, oh, that's cool. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| That was a slick move. | ||
| You see the way he set that rear naked up? | ||
| He made him defend one arm to set him up for the second one. | ||
| He turned away from the one arm into the second arm. | ||
| Sabata knows what the fuck he's doing, man. | ||
| It's almost like he fed him the one arm so that he would turn away from it and then slip the second one under the chin. | ||
| I'm not mad at that shirt either. | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| Here's a little tip. | ||
| See, I saw Giggle. | ||
| I don't want to take heat for this, but bear with me here. | ||
| When Daniel Cormier, I saw him, he's the new light heavyweight champion, right? | ||
| And UFC's selling his shirts, and then as soon as July 1st kicks in, Reebok's gonna design his shirts. | ||
| If I'm Daniel Cormier, or I'm Conor McGregor, or Ronda Rousey, one of these megastars, why wouldn't you have your own website and create your own shirts and sell the fuck out of them and reap all your own benefits? | ||
| I don't know, you're speaking like a businessman. | ||
| You're a smart dude and you have the ambition to do that kind of stuff, but a lot of guys don't. | ||
| Hire someone to do it. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| How about you? | ||
| Why don't you do it? | ||
| Maybe that's a good side business for you. | ||
| Hello. | ||
| I mean, I already got my own shit going on. | ||
| You fucking savage. | ||
| You got a little too much going on selling about 8,000 t-shirts in 20 minutes. | ||
| I always text you right away. | ||
| Like, Joe, check it out, man. | ||
| They'll put up these shirts for sale and sell thousands in minutes. | ||
| And I'm thinking about the numbers. | ||
| Plus expenses. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| That's real, legit money. | ||
| Nothing gets me more excited. | ||
| Oh, it's amazing. | ||
| When they sell, I'm literally jumping around, sweating. | ||
| Well, when I was at Brian's taping, the fucking audience was filled with your t-shirts. | ||
| Everything was Fighter and the Kid. | ||
| I think you'd be surprised. | ||
| I love it, man. | ||
| There's so many different shirts that wear in the audience. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's really cool. | ||
| These July 4th ones dropping are so dope. | ||
| I love what you're wearing there. | ||
| Some American flag type shit. | ||
| Red, white, and blue taints. | ||
| We got the Master Kim shirt, but in red, white, and blue. | ||
| It's so dope. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Anyways, good quality. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Ooh, he handed in the mic again. | ||
| I was telling you, Joe, I need some fucking primate Joe Rogan shirts. | ||
| I'm always rocking my own shirt. | ||
| I gotta be honest, I feel like a tool rocking my own shit. | ||
| Yeah, I know what you mean. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| You've never seen me wear my shirts, nor do I even talk about them. | ||
| That's a real problem. | ||
| I have a goddamn t-shirt company. | ||
| I didn't even know. | ||
| I've only advertised it like three times. | ||
| But you do well with it. | ||
| Makes great money. | ||
| I see those all the time. | ||
| I didn't even know you sold shirts. | ||
| I was like, hey, listen, this is what you gotta do, bro. | ||
| You gotta do this. | ||
| You're like, motherfucker, I've been selling shirts forever. | ||
| I'm like, oh, really? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Regina Hamlet is a pretty boxer. | ||
| She whiz. | ||
| She can box these nuts in her mouth. | ||
| That pussy's got teeth. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| She unboxes fat dicks. | ||
| Sir, she's a legit athlete. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| I love athletes. | ||
| Oh, I sure would show her a good time. | ||
| Right, guys? | ||
| I sure would. | ||
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Right, guys? | |
| She pulls her pussy lips apart and brushes her teeth. | ||
| She gets a fucking one of those little water picks down there. | ||
| Ah, man, I'll tell you what. | ||
| Struggle is real with girls. | ||
| What is her name, Regina? | ||
| It is. | ||
| Struggle is so real. | ||
| I love girls, man. | ||
| It's a fucking curse. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, they're better than dudes. | ||
| When it comes to having sex with them. | ||
| You gotta do what you gotta do. | ||
| There's a reason. | ||
| Opposites attract, alright? | ||
| I know, but at what point are you just attracted to one? | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's a fucking curse. | ||
| Tony, you feel me. | ||
| Yeah, that's a problem too. | ||
| Being attracted to one is very difficult. | ||
| Yeah, I love all different kinds of women. | ||
| But then there's also... | ||
| Then there's also the problem of just getting along. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Everybody has a fucking different sensibility, man. | ||
| Men and women see things so goddamn differently. | ||
| God, it's crazy. | ||
| Different goals. | ||
| Truly. | ||
| Different needs. | ||
| Different things that piss them off. | ||
| You know what hurts my feelings is girls that I've dated before, and we've dated for years, even lived together, and now just because, whatever, we're not... | ||
| You know still intimate relationship. | ||
| We're not friends anymore, but you get us think about the time you not wasted But you spent all those years together. | ||
| Yeah to me. | ||
| I'm like no let's still be friends, but they can't do it man Some of them can't be but you can't be either Yeah, because you used to send it in there and shoot loads inside their body and they loved it Around you and they hug you and they feel your back wall of a pack They hug that back, and they feel that crease where the spine is, and the muscles wrap around the spine. | ||
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It's a valley. | |
| It's a muscle valley. | ||
| And Schaub does that thing where he lies on his back, and he puts the weight bar here, and he does those fuck exercises. | ||
| I love that big job, too. | ||
| He puts them up on Instagram. | ||
| He's 405 pounds. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| Fucking sending it home. | ||
| Fucking... | ||
| One more set. | ||
| One more rep. | ||
| Meanwhile, Rampage's Trainer. | ||
| I follow Rampage's Trainer on Instagram. | ||
| It's a woman with an ass created by God himself. | ||
| What's her name, please? | ||
| Juliet something or another. | ||
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I don't know her name. | |
| White girl? | ||
| Oh, good. | ||
| I mean, I guess. | ||
| Sort of. | ||
| Her ass is retarded, dude. | ||
| It's retarded. | ||
| And she does 400 pounds with that exercise. | ||
| That same exercise as you. | ||
| Videos of it. | ||
| Videos of it. | ||
| Undeniable. | ||
| How's the face, though? | ||
| She's pretty. | ||
| She's not ugly at all. | ||
| She's pretty. | ||
| But you don't even care. | ||
| I'm going to slip on into them DMs. | ||
| Well, I think she's married and she has children. | ||
| I've been there. | ||
| Her ass is ridiculous. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| But she does that same thing. | ||
| She has like a yoga mat that she has rolled up next to the bench so she could pull it up here and she puts her elbows on the bench because she can't get under it. | ||
| She's not as strong as you to get under it. | ||
| But once she gets under it. | ||
| It's on. | ||
| Let me find it. | ||
| I'll find it for you. | ||
| Yeah, let's find that. | ||
| I get dead serious. | ||
| I'm like, let's find it right now. | ||
| Dude, sometimes you'll be on Instagram and you'll see a girl's ass, and I'll be like, God damn! | ||
| I don't care where I'm at. | ||
| It's so frustrating. | ||
| It's like seeing a dope-ass car. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And then I'll go to their fucking webpage, or I'll go to their Instagram page, and you find out that they have 7 million followers, and all it is is pictures of their ass. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Girls get way more followers on Instagram than dudes. | ||
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That's so nuts. | |
| Oh, there she is. | ||
| Look up there. | ||
| Yeah, that's her. | ||
| Find the one where she's doing... | ||
| Find the one where she's doing that, uh... | ||
| That's a strong gal. | ||
| That critter gots a shitter on her, for sure. | ||
| Oh, yeah, but you gotta wait. | ||
| Jamie, find the one where she's, uh, in there doing the, um, the fucking... | ||
| Oh, that's rampages. | ||
| Well, she's got a page. | ||
| What does it say? | ||
| Juliet, what? | ||
| Yeah, but I'm telling you that she has a page. | ||
| So what does that say? | ||
| That's it, yeah, that's at JulietLynn82. | ||
| Alright, I'll find it. | ||
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Hold on. | |
| So she's not that old. | ||
| This is going to be interesting. | ||
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There's nothing better than a nice ass. | |
| Is this Seaver and Kawajiri already? | ||
| That's the co-main. | ||
| How the fuck is that happening already? | ||
| This is a short night. | ||
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It's a great deal of... | |
| How about that four-man Bellator tournament coming up in September? | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| It's... | ||
| Who is it? | ||
| It's... | ||
| It's King Moe and Phil Davis. | ||
| Emmanuel Newton, King Moe, Phil Davis, and who's the last guy? | ||
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I'm not sure, the fourth guy. | |
| Yeah, the bald-headed dude. | ||
| All one night. | ||
| Great. | ||
| One night, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Wait, they're all fighting one night? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| What? | ||
| It's a four-man tournament in one night. | ||
| God damn you, Scott Coker. | ||
| You genius. | ||
| Bellator is trying some experiments, huh? | ||
| I'm not mad at it to mix it up, because you've got to do something, because you're not going to compete with the UFC talent for talent. | ||
| I'll tell you this, the front patio of the comedy store last night, everybody was waiting for that Shamrock Kimbo. | ||
| Everyone loves Kimbo, man. | ||
| And it garnered attention, and, you know... | ||
| I don't see the UFC up on that TV that often, but that gets a different crowd watching. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think they're doing it smart, man. | ||
| I've never really seen Bellator in the past year until last night. | ||
| I was really surprised about those WWF entrances. | ||
| It's fun though, huh? | ||
| It's different. | ||
| They're not quite doing it right. | ||
| It's a little too gimmicky. | ||
| It is, and I don't think they see what works about the WWF's entrances that they're not doing. | ||
| Like, it's cool, the production value, but... | ||
| It's a little too much, right? | ||
| It's corny as fuck. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Have the guys walk in and fight. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| The UFC used to do it, and then they came to that own... | ||
| Nah, it's not, though. | ||
| For Bellator, it is. | ||
| I think the UFC came to the right conclusion. | ||
| They thought about it, and they said, you know what? | ||
| We can get more seats. | ||
| We can sit more people in here without this. | ||
| They're really great seats. | ||
| They're important to get rid of this ramp. | ||
| And plus, we're spending all this money on pyrotechnics and shit. | ||
| For what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then they decided to be on it. | ||
| I don't think it's awesome, man. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| Well, I think the UFC's more, it's looked more as a legit sport. | ||
| Bellator's more of a spectacle. | ||
| Okay, what do you do? | ||
| You can go talent for talent with UFC? No, this is what you do. | ||
| You poach. | ||
| What Bellator needs to do is use some of that goddamn Viacom money and take advantage of this Reebok thing. | ||
| This Reebok thing has a lot of fighters that are going to lose a shitload of money. | ||
| Here she is. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Come on, son! | ||
| The fuck did I say? | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Girl's no joke. | ||
| There's a bunch of videos of her doing that. | ||
| She's letting you know. | ||
| She's DTF. Oh, I would do serious things to her vagina. | ||
| No, you wouldn't. | ||
| She would break your dick off and she would open up a window and shoot it into the sky with her pussy. | ||
| She would pull her dick off, pull your dick off with her vagina. | ||
| And shoot it into the sky? | ||
| Open up the window and stick her pussy up. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| She'd kill a bird with it. | ||
| She's in shape. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I gotta start doing that. | ||
| What is exercise? | ||
| I gotta start doing that. | ||
| What's the benefit of that exercise? | ||
| Work your ass. | ||
| Hips and glutes. | ||
| It gets you ready to fuck fat chicks. | ||
| Probably good for your sprawl, right? | ||
| Yeah, great for your sprawl, good for hip mobility. | ||
| Look at that booty. | ||
| Look at that booty. | ||
| Yeah, it's a ridiculous booty. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Go down. | ||
| Scroll down. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| What? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's good, but it's black. | ||
| It's hard to see because of the blackness. | ||
| Scroll down a little. | ||
| There's one. | ||
| A little further. | ||
| A little further. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| She got some tiggle bitties on her, too. | ||
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Bam! | |
| What's that? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| That is a fucking bona fide booty. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not mad at that. | ||
| Good for her. | ||
| Congratulations on your wonderful body. | ||
| Congrats. | ||
| Yeah, she trains hard. | ||
| Well, she's Rampage's strength and conditioning trainer. | ||
| I guess Rampage has a gym. | ||
| Yeah, he does, right? | ||
| In Orange County. | ||
| Yeah, what is it? | ||
| It's called like Rampage's Fitness or something like that. | ||
| I think so, yeah. | ||
| Rampage Fitness. | ||
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Good for him. | |
| Good for him. | ||
| I'm glad he's invested his money. | ||
| He's still dealing that litigation bullshit, right? | ||
| With Bellator? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| What is that about? | ||
| Bellator signed him, and then they violated their contract. | ||
| So the judge released him. | ||
| They put an injunction. | ||
| The judge lifted the injunction. | ||
| He fought for the UFC. Everybody loved him. | ||
| Fought Fabio Maldonado. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| And then they got a new injunction. | ||
| So there's a new legal issue going on. | ||
| I'll tell you what, though. | ||
| They had to release his contract for Bellator? | ||
| That thing was beastly. | ||
| Yeah, he's making a lot of money. | ||
| Are you allowed to hang a banner? | ||
| If you're under the Reebok deal, can you hang a banner? | ||
| You can't even do that. | ||
| No, it's over. | ||
| Not only that, you have to wear Reebok clothes the entire week of fight camp. | ||
| And he has to show up in Reebok pumps. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
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Wow. | |
| You know what, man? | ||
| It's like forcing me to get a tribal tattoo. | ||
| It's an opening. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Barbed wire around your bicep. | ||
| Fucking tramp stamp. | ||
| I'd rather just get a Reebok trance stamp than wear Reebok trance. | ||
| You mean 90s tattoos? | ||
| Fucking A. The thing about it is that it's opening up the door for Bellator in a big way. | ||
| If they can show that they can come up with a lot of money for you in a contract and let you get your own sponsors like the way it used to be, that'll change the fucking game. | ||
| Because all you need is a few of those guys to jump over. | ||
| Well, Phil Davis was the first, right? | ||
| Yeah, but Phil... | ||
| He was a free agent. | ||
| With all due respect, Phil was a free agent. | ||
| With all due respect, Phil was not really a threat for the title. | ||
| He's just not. | ||
| You know, you watch how Anthony Rumble Johnson beat him up. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
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Hold. | |
| Now that Jon Jones is gone. | ||
| And then you see Ryan Bader beat him. | ||
| It's like, I don't know. | ||
| I mean, he could... | ||
| He beat Machida and he beat Gustafsson. | ||
| He did. | ||
| He did. | ||
| But he beat Gustafsson very early in his career. | ||
| Still beat him, though. | ||
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It's true. | |
| And that win against Machida was very questionable. | ||
| He beat Glover Teixeira. | ||
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He did. | |
| He beat Iota Machida and Gustafsson. | ||
| Glover trained for that shit in Connecticut in his backyard. | ||
| I'm just saying, man. | ||
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He literally did. | |
| I know he did. | ||
| But he beat some top, top guys. | ||
| No, look, Phil Davis is a tough guy, but no one thinks of him the way they think about Rumble or they think about Daniel. | ||
| That he might be a real shot at the title. | ||
| So him going over to Bellator is not the biggest loss. | ||
| You're saying we need like a Jose Aldo to go to Bellator. | ||
| Exactly, exactly. | ||
| Word, word. | ||
| If Aldo went over to Bellator, how about this? | ||
| Aldo and Burrell, if Hen and Burrell... | ||
| How about if Hen and Burrell beats TJ Dillashaw and then goes over to Bellator? | ||
| I mean, that's craziness. | ||
| If they get a few guys like that... | ||
| And by the way, they have that fucking Patricchio Pitbull. | ||
| Did you see that fight last night? | ||
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Jesus Christ! | |
| He was getting his ass wet and then came back. | ||
| Came back and KO'd him. | ||
| That was a wild-ass fucking fight. | ||
| Pitbull's a beast. | ||
| I saw some good sponsors of Bellator, but I didn't see any powerhouse sponsors. | ||
| I'm surprised everyone's not jumping the train yet. | ||
| They need more numbers. | ||
| I bet last night's was good. | ||
| Yeah, I'm sure it was. | ||
| They need to bail on that fucking name. | ||
| Bellator's a stupid name. | ||
| Yeah, I'm not a fan of it. | ||
| What does Bellator mean? | ||
| It's like warrior in Latin. | ||
| They're using a dead language. | ||
| Bellator. | ||
| Let's find out, because I'm talking shit. | ||
| I don't really know what the actual name is. | ||
| For sure, switch it up, though. | ||
| Be a little more professional. | ||
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It should be Spike MMA. I agree. | |
| Just like, you know, Showtime has Showtime Boxing. | ||
| HBO has HBO Boxing. | ||
| It's Spike MMA. It's what it is. | ||
| Viacom Fighting? | ||
| What? | ||
| Make it more professional, man. | ||
| What is the name? | ||
| That's an interesting single, right? | ||
| What? | ||
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You're right. | |
| That was right? | ||
| Brandon, what do we do here? | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| It's Warrior in Latin. | ||
| Dennis Seaver. | ||
| It's hard for Seaver to fucking get motivated after Conor McGregor stole his soul. | ||
| You see that fight in Boston? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| He looked so slow. | ||
| He made Seaver look so slow. | ||
| So crazy. | ||
| McGregor walked him down and beat the fuck out of him. | ||
| I know you can't pick Joe, but Tony, Brian, how do you see Conor Jose? | ||
| I can pick. | ||
| Conor Jose, I... He doesn't know. | ||
| He has no idea. | ||
| I mean, if I had to really put money on it, I would put money on Connor because I feel like there's so much momentum and he has so much belief and I feel in some ways maybe he's inside Jose's head. | ||
| Can I help you out here? | ||
| So you think he has more belief than Jose, a guy who hasn't lost in nine years and is pound for pound best in the world? | ||
| Ten years. | ||
| Ten now, yes. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| More belief than Jose Aldo. | ||
| Look, Aldo has massive belief in himself. | ||
| Don't question that. | ||
| Better camp? | ||
| Aldo's beating everybody they put in front of him. | ||
| He has the best leg kicks maybe in the world. | ||
| And now he's motivated. | ||
| In MMA. His leg kicks are so goddamn fast and nasty. | ||
| Professional level soccer player. | ||
| And he has that ridiculous fucking hip snap because of that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, and some of the best takedown defense ever. | ||
| Spectacular. | ||
| The only thing about Aldo is he's had a lot of fights, and he's had a lot of wars in the gym, a lot of tough rounds in fighting. | ||
| You know, that last Chad Mendes fight was probably the toughest fight he's ever had inside the octagon. | ||
| True. | ||
| Mendes cracked him. | ||
| He took some punishment, for sure. | ||
| Yeah, Mendes hit him some bombs. | ||
| And Mendes can hit fucking hard, man. | ||
| You see that Ricardo Lamas fight. | ||
| He's the hardest hitter in that division, by far. | ||
| And Jose Aldo took. | ||
| He hooked that and still whooped his head. | ||
| He did. | ||
| Twice. | ||
| And Aldo dropped him in that first round. | ||
| Sort of illegal. | ||
| It's kind of like after the buzzer. | ||
| It was tough. | ||
| The crowd's so loud. | ||
| Conor's taller, and I feel like his hands are probably better. | ||
| Well, he's never fought anybody remotely as good as Aldo, so it's hard to tell. | ||
| Not even close. | ||
| Now, if I'm putting money on it in Vegas, I'm going Jose Aldo all day. | ||
| But personally, for the UFC, since I'm Team UFC, I want Conor to win. | ||
| If Conor wins, he's the biggest star of the UFC he's had in a long time. | ||
| Yeah, but if Aldo wins, it shows everybody what a fucking monster they've been sleeping on. | ||
| Yeah, but then what do you do with Conor? | ||
| Now it's a gimmick. | ||
| Now you're like, fuck, man. | ||
| No, he rebuilds. | ||
| Depends on how he loses. | ||
| Here's my thing. | ||
| I think it's brilliant that they have Conor fighting Aldo right away like this, because the reality is we have not seen Conor fight a wrestler. | ||
| And if you see Conor in there with a Frankie Edgar, or Conor in there with a Chad Mendes, you fucking never know, man. | ||
| Some wrestler's gonna be a bitch, man. | ||
| You never know what they could do to him. | ||
| You never know if they could take him down and smother him. | ||
| Look at the way Frankie Edgar stole Cub Swanson's fucking mill. | ||
| Just stole it. | ||
| Stole it out of his body. | ||
| They don't want that, though. | ||
| They don't want that, because look at Clay Guida and Anthony Pettis. | ||
| Remember that? | ||
| You don't want that, man. | ||
| And that's what Dos Anjos did to him, too. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| But Dos Anjos with better stand-up. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But the thing is, it's going to be rough for Conor. | ||
| As long as he makes it a fight, we're good. | ||
| If he goes in there and gets fucking dismantled, then it's like, oh my god, this shit-talking is embarrassing, man. | ||
| He's so big and so strong, I don't think he's going to get dismantled, but I think it's a fight, man. | ||
| It's a fucking hell of a fight. | ||
| I think Conor's gotten a little too confident. | ||
| He's wearing sunglasses indoors and shit now. | ||
| That's part of his thing, yeah. | ||
| It's part of the show, wrestling fan. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You know this. | ||
| But most of those guys coming in sunglasses win after they have the belt. | ||
| He's wearing the sunglasses indoors before the belt. | ||
| You gotta wait. | ||
| You gotta pay your dues. | ||
| He's almost there. | ||
| You've got a wrestling mentality that's gonna ruin this whole fight podcast. | ||
| How dare you. | ||
| How dare you bring that bullshit in here. | ||
| Kawajiri on top with Dennis Seaver. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| But it's not pro wrestling. | ||
| It's high school wrestling that I'm talking about here. | ||
| I think Aldo's going to do to McGregor what Cormier did to Johnson. | ||
| Well, Aldo's not a wrestler on that level, though. | ||
| Aldo's a jiu-jitsu guy. | ||
| There's a big difference between wrestling and jiu-jitsu guy. | ||
| Yeah, he's going to try to knock him out. | ||
| You're batshit crazy, though. | ||
| If you think he gets in a grappling match, Conor's not going to get taken down or out jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Yeah, I believe that. | ||
| Aldo's jujitsu is so fucking underrated. | ||
| Is that good? | ||
| Is that good? | ||
| He's a fucking black belt. | ||
| World class. | ||
| He's competed at world class. | ||
| He beat Cobrino. | ||
| I don't know who Cobrino is. | ||
| Shut the fuck up, please. | ||
| Sorry, guys. | ||
| Guys. | ||
| Guys, I'm sorry. | ||
| He's beaten world class black belts. | ||
| Let's just say that. | ||
| In straight jujitsu competition. | ||
| In straight jujitsu. | ||
| Yes, he's elite. | ||
| I mean, when you watch him move, you watch his Mike Brown fight, when you fought Mike Brown for the WEC title, he takes his back like a ghost, gets those hooks in and just, you're going nowhere. | ||
| When you were a kid sucking on your mama's titty, he was in a gi. | ||
| That's how long he's been doing jiu-jitsu. | ||
| Big difference. | ||
| I don't know if that's accurate, but... | ||
| He's been doing it a while, my man. | ||
| His explosion, his speed with those kicks and punches, man. | ||
| He's older than me. | ||
| Aldo. | ||
| Aldo is 63 years old. | ||
| Oh, you are, motherfucker. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Look at Seavers busted up. | ||
| Kawajiri. | ||
| Yeah, that's a great fight, though. | ||
| See, Dennis Seaver's a guy where... | ||
| I was talking, I was doing this interview with Crooklyn Steffi from... | ||
| I guess she's with Bloody Elbow. | ||
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Is that what... | |
| Do you do, like, regular interviews? | ||
| With her. | ||
| She's my friend. | ||
| But we were talking about Ken Shamrock and Kimbo. | ||
| They were on this pro-PED rant and they got cut off because both of them were basically like, who gives a fuck? | ||
| You want to use steroids? | ||
| Use steroids. | ||
| I'm thinking, why can't guys make an agreement? | ||
| Say, if you got Vitor Belfort and whoever, and they made an agreement to be able to use whatever the fuck they wanted. | ||
| You know, you're both saying, like Ken and Kimbo is a perfect example. | ||
| 41 and 51. Super suspect. | ||
| And they fought in Missouri. | ||
| So did Bobby Lashley. | ||
| And Bobby Lashley always fights in these strange places with fucking legitimate propped up athletic commissions. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I just think that there's nothing wrong with making an agreement like that. | ||
| Well, you know what's weird to me is, like, you look at other sports, like, in baseball, if you get tested positive for steroids, you're so fucked, no Hall of Fame, you get booed everywhere we go. | ||
| Look at Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez right now setting all these records. | ||
| If you get caught in the UFC, you're kind of fucked. | ||
| You look at a guy like Rothwell who got caught, or Alistair Overeem, then they fight, everyone kind of forgets, it's whatever. | ||
| You get caught in football, it's not a big deal. | ||
| It's weird to me, man. | ||
| It's weird how we... | ||
| Baseball's America! | ||
| It's weird, though. | ||
| America's not cheaters, goddammit. | ||
| You don't even understand. | ||
| You're over there running your mouth big brown. | ||
| They get tested once a year. | ||
| Looking all fucking Eurasian. | ||
| Looking all brown. | ||
| What are your origins? | ||
| I just think society needs to be consistent. | ||
| It shouldn't matter, right? | ||
| Baseball is a weird one, man. | ||
| It's not even physical! | ||
| Who gives a fuck? | ||
| No, your bat speed. | ||
| Crush the ball. | ||
| No, no, your bat speed. | ||
| You can keep playing all up into your 30s. | ||
| Brian, no shit. | ||
| I want to see home runs. | ||
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Me too. | |
| I want them jacked on steroids to the gills and crushing balls. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. | ||
| How dope was that? | ||
| Yeah, it was the only time people were excited. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They both deflated. | ||
| They look weird. | ||
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Old as balls. | |
| Well, how about Sammy Sosa turning into a white guy? | ||
| What the fuck happened there? | ||
| Michael Jackson is weird. | ||
| He just went super crazy. | ||
| I think he bleached his skin or something. | ||
| But it's like a gray color. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| Yeah, he looks dead. | ||
| Yeah, he looks like a corpse. | ||
| It's just so weird how society judges certain sports. | ||
| But wait, bring up Sammy Sosa when he first went into the league and when he was 240. The difference is ridiculous. | ||
| No, Mark McGuire is the difference. | ||
| Mark McGuire, the Bash Brothers' son. | ||
| He was giant. | ||
| He had fucking forearms like my thighs. | ||
| His forearms were so jacked. | ||
| They were like my thighs. | ||
| With a hand at the end of it. | ||
| That's what I want! | ||
| Like, Tony, you love fucking bullshit wrestling, pro wrestling, right? | ||
| You love that fake wrestling. | ||
| He likes the drama. | ||
| Now think if the drug test was like the UFC and they're all skinny. | ||
| Is it as cool? | ||
| No. | ||
| You watch pro wrestling because there are these characters. | ||
| They look like superheroes. | ||
| Take away drug tests and see what happens. | ||
| Here's a bad example. | ||
| CM Punk is one of the biggest wrestlers in the world and he's 100% clean. | ||
| He's the exception. | ||
| But there's a good example. | ||
| The WWF went through what UFC is going through now back in that Hulk Hogan thing in the mid-early 90s. | ||
| It was huge. | ||
| So they had to eliminate it. | ||
| They have to do it themselves. | ||
| They have a super strict policy. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| Super strict? | ||
| You're telling me Batista and The Rock are clean? | ||
| No. | ||
| Watch your words, sir. | ||
| Come on, The Rock? | ||
| You think The Rock's on steroids? | ||
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Tony, will you shut your fucking mouth? | |
| Tony, you weigh six pounds and you're talking about a guy who is an immense super athlete, probably about 260. Is Brock Lesnar on steroids? | ||
| Of course, they've all done something. | ||
| They've all done it. | ||
| Brock Lesnar, first of all, has superior genetics. | ||
| The bone structure that that guy has. | ||
| You can go back to when Brock Lesnar was in high school. | ||
| He was a fucking monster. | ||
| Didn't you tell me he benched 225 49 times? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| 49 times. | ||
| Well, you've got to see his combine times. | ||
| His combine numbers are stupid. | ||
| His combine numbers are through the roof. | ||
| His vertical is insane. | ||
| Pull up Brock Lesnar's combine numbers, Jamie. | ||
| All that said, he got shitted on when he got to the NFL. They made fun of him. | ||
| Well, it's a sport. | ||
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They made fun of him. | |
| Well, he wasn't ready for it. | ||
| No, he never played football. | ||
| Yeah, he's been doing wrestling. | ||
| That said, Brock Lesnar's a freak. | ||
| Brock Lesnar's a super freak. | ||
| But, back to bullshit wrestling, you don't think these guys... | ||
| Think of their schedules, too. | ||
| Their schedule's fucking insane. | ||
| Every night. | ||
| You're not eating protein shakes and staying on that schedule, my man. | ||
| I hate to piss on your sport. | ||
| Or your entertainment. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Well, those guys are constantly not getting enough sleep. | ||
| Never, man. | ||
| They're flying in. | ||
| It's a brutal, brutal schedule. | ||
| You talk to someone who's in that business, it's brutal, man. | ||
| And a lot of times they have to pay for themselves. | ||
| They have to own rental cars and then bill the company. | ||
| It's a brutal circus. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| You think Triple H is fucking clean? | ||
| You don't get a neck like my waist. | ||
| I don't know what Triple H is doing. | ||
| That's an interesting one. | ||
| I mean, he's a fucking monster. | ||
| He's shaped weird. | ||
| What about Batista, dude? | ||
| Look, Batista's the worst. | ||
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What about The Rock? | |
| I don't even acknowledge that Batista was ever even in pro. | ||
| He's so terrible. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| He was great in Guardians of the Galaxy. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| You're a mess. | ||
| No. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| No. | ||
| Guardians of the Galaxy. | ||
| Disappointing me, bro. | ||
| You're watching Talking Trees and shit. | ||
| That movie was great! | ||
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Talking Trees and shit. | |
| Oh, you're out of your mind. | ||
| Jurassic Park's a motherfucker. | ||
| What's a good movie to you? | ||
| Mad Max was great. | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| I heard it was awesome. | ||
| You're gonna fucking love it. | ||
| Too much action for me. | ||
| You know what's dope, dude, that I didn't see until this weekend when I was flying back from Mexico? | ||
| John Wick. | ||
| That Keanu Reeves movie, the action movie, he plays an assassin. | ||
| They kill his dog and he goes and kills everybody. | ||
| Really? | ||
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Oh! | |
| Oh, and they kill his dog so he goes nuts? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I'm not... | ||
| I'm not doing it justice. | ||
| He gets revenge, they kill something. | ||
| Here's his combine numbers. | ||
| It's a fucking phenomenal move. | ||
| They're doing John Wick 2. Look at his 40. 4'7", 40. By the way, 283 pounds. | ||
| 4'7", 40. 35 inch vertical jump. | ||
| Long jump. | ||
| 10 feet. | ||
| Standing long jump. | ||
| 10 feet. | ||
| Bench press. | ||
| 225 for 30 reps. | ||
| Jesus fucking Christ. | ||
| A running back living in the body of a defensive end. | ||
| That's ridiculous. | ||
| He's a freak. | ||
| I gotta be honest, especially when he did do that a number of years ago, now, that's not that freakish. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Really? | |
| Really? | ||
| But you gotta think about it. | ||
| There's some fucking freaks now. | ||
| This isn't something he was training for. | ||
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No. | |
| This isn't a guy that was moving towards being a pro football player. | ||
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And just decided to do it. | |
| Brock Lesnar's the biggest freak the UFC's ever seen. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Ever. | ||
| Hands down. | ||
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If Brock Lesnar... | |
| He would rip our dicks off right now. | ||
| If Brock Lesnar had the right coach, like if he went to a... | ||
| Not saying there's anything wrong with his coaches. | ||
| What I'm saying is, if he had the right coach in the right amount of time, like if he went to a Matt Hume or a Ferasa hobby and they engineered his career from the beginning to the time he's being introduced to the UFC to the time he's introduced to high-level competition, he could have been an all-time great. | ||
| He's the best heavyweight ever. | ||
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He has the capabilities. | |
| He fought a former heavyweight champion in his second professional fight. | ||
| He fought Frank Mir in his second professional fight. | ||
| He had no idea how to defend against a leg lock. | ||
| He got leg locked. | ||
| That's my favorite fight of all time. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| Frank Mir's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| But then, in his third fight after that, he fights Heath Haring. | ||
| Beats the shit out of Heath Haring. | ||
| Then he fights Randy fucking Couture. | ||
| Stops Randy Couture in his fourth professional fucking fight. | ||
| Yeah, but Randy Couture was like... | ||
| Fucking in a wheelchair to the octagon and then there's fucking Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Still, it doesn't matter. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| For the fourth professional fight. | ||
| Insanely impressive. | ||
| What he's done in his career, man. | ||
| He beat Shane in his prime. | ||
| Yes, he did. | ||
| Shane was in his prime and he got fucked up. | ||
| After Shane rocked him. | ||
| Oh, after Shane beat the shit out of him. | ||
| Where they could have stopped it, let's be honest. | ||
| Easily could have stopped it. | ||
| Easily could have stopped it. | ||
| Good thing they didn't because he came back and won. | ||
| Came back and strangled him. | ||
| Look, Brock Lesnar, I mean, he had no business fighting Alistair after he came back from that surgery. | ||
| He had no business fighting Kane. | ||
| He just was not on that level. | ||
| But if he learned to get on that level... | ||
| He beats all those guys. | ||
| He beats all those guys. | ||
| He has more talent than all those guys. | ||
| All those guys. | ||
| But he doesn't like to get hit. | ||
| Dude, ask Pat Berry when he was in his training camp. | ||
| They brought Pat Berry in before he fought someone, I forget. | ||
| And Pat moved out there and was in Minnesota. | ||
| And he said he'd only train like two or three times a week. | ||
| And they were sparring. | ||
| And Pat goes hard. | ||
| Pat was a trained partner of mine for years. | ||
| Pat goes really hard. | ||
| He's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| He's a beast stand-up. | ||
| Terrible ground. | ||
| Anyways, so he fucking hits Brock, and I guess Brock freaks the fuck out. | ||
| And his coaches were like, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| And Pat's like, what do you mean? | ||
| Like, don't fucking hit Brock in the face. | ||
| Pat was like, what the fuck am I doing here then? | ||
| And they're like, you just paw, man. | ||
| Just feel it out. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, and Pat was like, this is some bullshit. | ||
| What? | ||
| They weren't hitting him. | ||
| Ask Pat about it next time you see him. | ||
| Great story. | ||
| Well, that's weird. | ||
| About him training with Brock. | ||
| I had heard conflicting stories. | ||
| I had heard that that's not true. | ||
| So I'm going to have to do a fight night without you guys. | ||
| I'm very sad. | ||
| No way! | ||
| Next weekend. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| Saturday night. | ||
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Fuck. | |
| Fuckin' bullshit. | ||
| And my boy Liotto's fighting too. | ||
| Listen, you don't have to be there with him. | ||
| You come with me. | ||
| He does. | ||
| He needs to. | ||
| Why? | ||
| What's it for? | ||
| Because when he's without me, he gets lost. | ||
| I think he does well without you. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| No, he doesn't without you. | ||
| I think he flourishes. | ||
| Maybe he does better. | ||
| No, no, no, that's not true. | ||
| He's like, where's Brian? | ||
| I'm depressed. | ||
| His head hangs low. | ||
| My boy Liotta's fighting. | ||
| I was just with him last week training, man. | ||
| He looks great. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| Looks great. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| Great. | ||
| What was going on with him entering into that Rockhold fight? | ||
| This is a second. | ||
| Ooh, that's a tight guillotine. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| He just passed. | ||
| He needs to get that right knee. | ||
| The right knee was more important than even the choke. | ||
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By far. | |
| Would you agree? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Yeah, getting that right knee up and over was more important. | ||
| Position over submission. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| That's fucking Hicks and Gracie 101. Position over submission. | ||
| First of all, defense. | ||
| I am always safe. | ||
| Liotto said in that Rockhold fight, he got in an exchange, got hit in the back of the head. | ||
| And he was out of it since then. | ||
| Sort of. | ||
| He said it was an illegal shot. | ||
| I completely disagree. | ||
| I watched the elbow land. | ||
| It landed to the side of the head. | ||
| It was a ruthless fucking elbow that Rockhold hit him with. | ||
| But Rockhold had already had his back, was already beating him up. | ||
| Rockhold had him on the ground. | ||
| And Machida didn't look good physically. | ||
| He looked different physically. | ||
| He looked soft. | ||
| I agree 100%. | ||
| Rockhold is going to fight wide next, right? | ||
| Rockhold's going to fight Weidman, and that's a fucking motherfucker of a fight. | ||
| Real quick, best fight in middleweight history. | ||
| Name a better one. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Maybe him, Anderson versus Weidman, might be the only other fight. | ||
| Nah, that's old school Anderson. | ||
| But Anderson, the first fight. | ||
| You're not talking about Anderson in his prime. | ||
| Anderson, the first fight versus Weidman. | ||
| We didn't know that it was over. | ||
| I know, but we found out really quick it was. | ||
| Well, we only found out because he fucked up. | ||
| If Anderson didn't fuck up, Anderson escaped from the knee bar, right? | ||
| He escaped from the leg lock attempt by Weidman and was beating Weidman standing up before he's clowning around and trying to goad Weidman into an exchange so he could, you know, he could counter-tax him. | ||
| It's hard to say he's beating him standing up because he's making such a joke of everything. | ||
| He was kicking the shit out of those legs and punching him in the face at will. | ||
| He was not punching in the face at all. | ||
| No, he wasn't punching in the face at all. | ||
| He barely hit him in the face. | ||
| Barely touched him. | ||
| Those leg kicks. | ||
| He threw a lot of leg kicks, and it was the first thing that John Donaher said to me when I went into the corner. | ||
| John Donaher said, I said, congratulations after Wyman beat him. | ||
| Donaher's such a fucking wizard. | ||
| The first thing out of his mind was, I don't like how many times he was getting hit with those leg kicks. | ||
| It was the first thing out of his mouth. | ||
| It's like, your guy just won the middleweight championship of the world. | ||
| Knocked down Anderson Silva. | ||
| That's why he's a great coach. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I just think you have two fighters in their very, very prime, right? | ||
| Like, yeah, Rockhold had the slip-up where he got his fucking eye kicked out by a juiced-up Vitor in Brazil. | ||
| Other than that, he's a motherfucker. | ||
| You have Weidman in his prime, you have Rockhold in his prime. | ||
| It's rare we see this, man. | ||
| Yeah, it's true. | ||
| To me, it's the best fight in middleweight history, if not one of the best fights in UFC history. | ||
| I would agree. | ||
| I would agree with that. | ||
| I think Brock, Shane's better. | ||
| I think that's a bigger fight. | ||
| But other than that, I think... | ||
| What's a bigger fight? | ||
| Because it's the heavyweights. | ||
| The heavyweight title is the most important title. | ||
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True. | |
| And those are also two true heavyweights who brought some shit to the octagon. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Like, Kane's a tough sell, man, because he doesn't look imposing, right? | ||
| He doesn't really talk. | ||
| He just wants to wrestle and fucking chill, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think if Kane was more active and he hadn't been injured and he was just running through the division like he was when he was in his prime before this two-year layoff, if you look at the Kane that beat up Junior Dos Santos in the second and third fights, if you look at the Kane that stormed through Ben Rothwell... | ||
| That's old school Kane. | ||
| But that Kane, if he was more active, he'd be like Canelo Alvarez. | ||
| He'd be fucking huge. | ||
| It's just tough to sell him when he's on the shelf for two months. | ||
| Or two years, rather. | ||
| I agree, but think about when Brock... | ||
| Fucking Lesnar with the WWE crowd, and then he had the UFC crowd sold, and he was beating bitches up. | ||
| Former champs, Frank Mir, Randy Couture. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| When he beat up Mir and stopped him. | ||
| Destroyed his face. | ||
| Smashed his face. | ||
| He's the biggest star the UFC's ever had. | ||
| And then you have Shane Carwin. | ||
| Remember Shane? | ||
| Just got done beating the brakes off Mir. | ||
| Knocked out Gonzaga. | ||
| All knockouts. | ||
| MGM Grand. | ||
| Biggest heavyweight of all time in the UFC. That's the biggest fight in UFC history. | ||
| I just think... | ||
| Brock Holden-Weidman is a dope, dope fight, man. | ||
| What was also the biggest pay-per-view card ever is also UFC 100, of course, so it was a big event, and there was a lot of hype behind it. | ||
| No, Shane wasn't UFC 100. Oh, that's right. | ||
| Yeah, I'm thinking of Mirror. | ||
| Yeah, you're thinking of Mirror Brock. | ||
| Shane was UFC 116 at MGM Grand. | ||
| 116? | ||
| Was it really that far off? | ||
| Because I fought Chris Tuscher on that. | ||
| There's your boy, Pat. | ||
| Yeah, there he is. | ||
| We've got to have him tell us the story training with Brock Lesnar. | ||
| MMA record, 3-2, that stuff. | ||
| Yeah, interesting. | ||
| Yeah, Brock does crazy stuff in the WWF that seems inhuman that other wrestlers have never been able to do. | ||
| What about the story that Skylar Ashton told us? | ||
| Excuse me, sir. | ||
| Don't bring in WWF. Look at Vince. | ||
| You guys keep bringing it up. | ||
| This is the guy that had 69. He's 70. That's natural. | ||
| Totally natural. | ||
| No one has ever looked like that at 69. Brian, if you quit bullshit and get on TRT, that could be you. | ||
| That guy's 21 years older than me. | ||
| 22 years older. | ||
| I'm proud of him. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| Rich as shit. | ||
| Rich as shit. | ||
| Muscular shit. | ||
| Great marketer. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| Ooh, look at this. | ||
| His dick's probably hard all day long. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I bet he destroys bitches. | ||
| Conor McGregor. | ||
| Conor McGregor. | ||
| I come from the McGregor farm. | ||
| I spoke my country's name in my native tongue. | ||
| I said, era. | ||
| Era. | ||
| I'll tell you what I'm excited about. | ||
| I can't wait to hear those Irish and Brazilian chants going back and forth. | ||
| What you can't wait to hear is the sound of head kicks from the crowd as fucking giant brawls break out. | ||
| I wanted to shoot myself like a lightning bolt through his chest. | ||
| You sounded Scottish. | ||
| Well, he said, McGregor is actually from Scotland. | ||
| Yeah, but you're ruining the accent. | ||
| Dude, did you see Connor's new tattoo, the tiger on his stomach? | ||
| You fucked up, son. | ||
| You got a nice set of abs like that, and you cover it with that bullshit. | ||
| And it's such good work, it looks like a 3D image. | ||
| Oh, look at him. | ||
| Aldo's a bad motherfucker. | ||
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He's a bad motherfucker. | |
| People gotta educate themselves on Aldo, man. | ||
| I mean, he's a fucking motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, he's no joke. | ||
| And he has motivation. | ||
| Not that he doesn't anyways, but now he's talking all this shit. | ||
| Like I said, I'm a Conor fan, though. | ||
| How can you not be, man? | ||
| What he's done for the sport is crazy. | ||
| Did you see how Aldo's brought in the jungle fight guy, Biljarino? | ||
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How do you say his name? | |
| Is that the bald guy? | ||
| Biljarino? | ||
| No. | ||
| Pull up a video. | ||
| Jose Aldo brings in Jonas Biljarino. | ||
| I don't know how to say the dude's name, but the point is the dude who he brought in can emulate Conor perfectly. | ||
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What? | |
| He's built like Conor and he's a beast. | ||
| Does he move like Conor? | ||
| That's the difference. | ||
| Oh, he's good, dude. | ||
| He's good. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You gotta see this guy. | ||
| First of all, pull up a highlight reel. | ||
| Pull up a highlight reel for Jonas, Jungle Fight champ, Jonas, B-I-L-H-A-R-I-N-H-O. I've seen this dude fight before. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker. | ||
| And he fights 145 and he fights the same style that Conor does. | ||
| Why the fuck isn't he in the UFC? He will be eventually. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| I mean, I'm sure he's got a contract with Jungle Fight. | ||
| He's their champ. | ||
| You know, it's a big Brazilian organization. | ||
| That's trouble for Conor, though, if he found someone to mimic that style, because that's the issue with Conor. | ||
| Watch this cat. | ||
| This cat's good, dude. | ||
| Look at Bill Irino. | ||
| This is him. | ||
| They call him Speed. | ||
| But watch how this guy moves around. | ||
| He moves around exactly like Conor. | ||
| And he fights Southpaw. | ||
| Watch how this motherfucker fights. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| He looks just like him. | ||
| Oh, he's wicked. | ||
| He's wicked, dude. | ||
| He's wicked, too. | ||
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Damn! | |
| He's got nasty kicks. | ||
| He's a real good striker. | ||
| And he's got a vicious... | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that fucking switch kick to the head. | ||
| Dude, he's built just like Conor. | ||
| He looks exactly like him. | ||
| He moves like Conor, too. | ||
| Look at this motherfucker. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| His kicks are better than Conor's. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Yeah, they are. | ||
| He hurts dudes, too, man. | ||
| He's good. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Bill Irino's no joke, man. | ||
|
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See? | |
| Look at him. | ||
| Strictly stand-up, huh? | ||
| No! | ||
| He's an MMA champ. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| He's nasty, dude. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| But look at him. | ||
| He's no joke. | ||
|
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Look at that. | |
| Look at how he moves, man. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
|
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Oh, my God. | |
| This is the guy that Conor's bringing in. | ||
| And a lot of people think Bill Irino is better than Conor. | ||
| A lot of people think that he could beat Conor in an MMA fight. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| Look at this movement, man. | ||
| Look at this fucking movement. | ||
| He's no joke. | ||
| Look at that straight left. | ||
| Does he have any losses? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I don't know what his record is. | ||
| I mean, obviously it's a highlight, so yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, but... | ||
| Well, you know, look, he's... | ||
| He moves just like him, and he looks exactly like him. | ||
| There couldn't be a better training partner. | ||
| He's nasty. | ||
| I wonder how he's lost, though. | ||
| He's even wearing his hair like Conor in preparation for this fight. | ||
| Damn, all in. | ||
| Yeah, watch this. | ||
| Okay, now pull up a video of Aldo training with him. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Also, he's painting his face all white. | ||
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Look at it. | |
| Look how he's doing his hair. | ||
| He's got his fucking hair up like Conor. | ||
| Holy shit, son. | ||
|
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He's just like him. | |
| Exactly. | ||
| He's doing all the shit that Conor does. | ||
| He brought him in to mimic Conor. | ||
| Dude, I'm putting my entire life savings on Joe Zellino now. | ||
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See how he's doing? | |
| Are you? | ||
| Yes, this is a game-changer. | ||
| This kid is a... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Holy fuck, man! | ||
| He's just like him! | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| And he's, you know, he's got that style of movement in the first place. | ||
| All the 360 wheel kicks and roundhouse kicks and all that shit. | ||
| Dude, that's trouble! | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| It's very interesting. | ||
| That's fucking mind-blowing. | ||
| It's very interesting. | ||
| What is that guy's name again? | ||
| Bilirino. | ||
| Bilirino. | ||
| Where is he from? | ||
| He's from Brazil. | ||
| B-I-L-H-A-R-I-N-H-O. Damn. | ||
| I might have a new boyfriend, guys. | ||
| He's no joke. | ||
| I like Conor! | ||
| He's a better kicker than Conor. | ||
| Damn, he looks like it. | ||
| See, Conor's kicks are almost disdainful. | ||
| If you watch the way Conor throws his kicks, he throws his kicks a lot the way he is. | ||
| Like, bitch, I'll just throw these kicks out there. | ||
| So he's 6-0. | ||
| He hasn't lost. | ||
| Every win's been by... | ||
| TKO or KO. He's got one submission. | ||
| One submission. | ||
| Rear naked choke. | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, dude. | ||
| Holy fuck, man. | ||
| Where does he fight? | ||
| He fights, he's the jungle fight champion. | ||
| He's no joke. | ||
| He's only 25. 5'11. | ||
| Dude, he's exactly like fucking Conor. | ||
| Conor's not 5'11. | ||
| Conor's about 5'9. | ||
| No, he's 5'11. | ||
| Conor's not 5'11. | ||
| Yes, he is. | ||
| I'm 5'11. | ||
| Conor's not close to 5'11. | ||
| Brian, you know when we find out that you're wrong, it's going to be ugly. | ||
| Okay, go ahead. | ||
| Take a look at the Instagram picture with us. | ||
| How much taller am I? You can't go Instagram. | ||
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What do you mean? | |
| He's slouching. | ||
| We're standing. | ||
| I stood next to him and I looked very carefully. | ||
| You know I look at body types. | ||
| You have boots on. | ||
| I'm obsessed with him. | ||
| You have boots on. | ||
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You're right. | |
| You're right. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| He's 5'9". | ||
| Everybody be quiet. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Everybody stop talking. | ||
| Give it up, Callan. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I'm trying to give you depth. | ||
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Oh, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| 5'9". | ||
| Connor's 5'8". | ||
| It says there 5'8". | ||
| Well, I'm 5'8", and honestly, I think he's an inch taller than me. | ||
| I think that's not correct. | ||
| Man. | ||
| It's tough to say. | ||
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Fuck, man. | |
| That's insane. | ||
| I don't know why I'm more surprised that he brought in that guy or Callan's right. | ||
| Billerino. | ||
| Billerino is a fucking real game changer. | ||
| Jesus! | ||
| That's a game changer! | ||
| Yeah, big game changer because he's going to learn how to deal with that style. | ||
| And Billerino is explaining to him all the different setups that he does. | ||
| Because Billerino fights exactly like Conor fights. | ||
| He sets up kicks and punches in a very, very similar way. | ||
| And that's huge, man. | ||
| Because when you fight someone like Conor, there's very few fighters. | ||
| There's Conor, Lyoto Machida, Ronda Rousey... | ||
| Stefan Struve, because he's fucking nine foot tall. | ||
| There's certain guys where you get one shot at. | ||
| You can't duplicate it, right? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| So now you find a guy just like Conor. | ||
| Or maybe better. | ||
| You're going to see that? | ||
| Dude, that's a fucking game changer. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Goddammit, I'm putting a lot of money on Joseph now. | ||
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Are you? | |
| I'm rooting for Conor, though. | ||
| My heart wants Conor, but my brain's like, don't be foolish. | ||
| I love Jose. | ||
| I love Conor, too. | ||
| I have no dog in this fight. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| I just want a great fight. | ||
| I want to live up to the hype. | ||
| Dana said he thinks it's going to be the biggest pay-per-view ever. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| It's not going to be bigger than UFC 100, son. | ||
| Let's get real. | ||
| It could be. | ||
| Neither one of these guys are bigger stars than Brock. | ||
| Internationally, they certainly are. | ||
| Conor McGregor is the biggest star in combat sports history to come out of Ireland. | ||
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Wow. | |
| What's that saying? | ||
| There's a lot, man. | ||
| Ireland has a lot of soccer. | ||
| We're talking about boxers. | ||
| Yeah, but Wayne McCullough, your boy Wayne McCullough comes in. | ||
| Wayne McCullough. | ||
| They have a lot of great boxers that have come from Ireland. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Not like superstars. | ||
| Track for over one million pay-per-views. | ||
| Okay, so not the biggest ever. | ||
| He just says on track for one million. | ||
| I misquoted Dana. | ||
| Don't fucking rip my head. | ||
| Connor thinks it's going to be the biggest ever, not Dana. | ||
| Okay, my bad. | ||
| Dana thinks over a million. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at Joe Rogan. | ||
| It does over a million, for sure. | ||
| It does over a million, 100%. | ||
| Yeah, I think it does over a million. | ||
| I'm watching that for sure. | ||
| I think internationally, in Europe especially, I think we really have no idea how big he is. | ||
| What is the date? | ||
| It said July 11th. | ||
| Fire and the Kid won't be at the UFC Expo. | ||
| We got some other shit going on. | ||
| What is that about? | ||
| How come you guys won't be at the UFC Expo? | ||
| You can't talk shit about Reebok and show up at the Expo. | ||
| Is that what's going on? | ||
| No, I'm just saying. | ||
| I'm assuming it has a little bit to go on. | ||
| Honestly, we got another shit going on. | ||
| We got another shit going on. | ||
| Listen, if we ever want to do it, what we could do is next time there's a UFC where you guys want to do something, we could just get a studio somewhere at a casino and do a live event and have a podcast with the three of us. | ||
| We just go on stage live somewhere. | ||
| Done. | ||
| We'll do the weigh-in, and then after the weigh-in, we'll do like a 6 p.m. | ||
| podcast somewhere, and then you and I do an 8 p.m. | ||
| show somewhere, a 9 p.m. | ||
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show. | |
| Yes. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Tony Hinchcliffe. | ||
| Brilliant. | ||
| Tony Hinchcliffe, Tom Segura, and I will be at the Ka Theater at MGM where they do Cirque du Soleil. | ||
| That's a great show. | ||
| Slaying jokes. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Tom Segura. | ||
| I just remembered, you reminded me, I have to figure out, maybe I should email someone who knows more, but they told us last time at that Ca Theater, because it's a Cirque du Soleil theater, that we can do crazy stuff. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| Come in on a zip line? | ||
| You're not coming in on a zip line. | ||
| Too much. | ||
| Just do your fucking show. | ||
| You're trying to be Bellator of comedy now. | ||
| You're trying to be Bellator. | ||
| They told me that I can do something. | ||
| No, you can't do that. | ||
| You just go out there and you do a show. | ||
| That'd be sick. | ||
| But he has a gold suit on, like the Golden Pony. | ||
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That'd be sick. | |
| When else do I get to do something like that? | ||
| It's at a Cirque du Soleil theater, Joe. | ||
| At your own show. | ||
| He's censoring you. | ||
| Don't you want to come in from the bottom and rise up? | ||
| You could die. | ||
| You know a guy died at that Cirque du Soleil theater? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Dying is a comedy damper. | ||
| You know wrestling? | ||
| A comedy damper. | ||
| A guy fell and died. | ||
| Who's the guy who fell? | ||
| Owen Hart. | ||
| Fucking Bret the Hitman Hart's brother. | ||
| Do you want to be Bret the Hitman Hart's brother? | ||
| No. | ||
| Here's a girl, Jessica Benet. | ||
| I've got to take a leap before this kid's going. | ||
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She's walking out. | |
| I'm excited about this, though. | ||
| She looks calm, man. | ||
| Yeah, for sure don't duck lip it, though, to the octagon. | ||
| She's sexy, bro. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't hate on sexy. | ||
| I'm not hating on sexy. | ||
| You're sexy yourself. | ||
| Don't hate on sexy. | ||
| Dude, I just said the winner of this gets a nose job. | ||
| Free nose job. | ||
| Damn it, Brennan! | ||
| What's wrong with that? | ||
| Let me tell you something about Ioana. | ||
| Me and Tony got a couple beaks ourselves. | ||
| Wait a second, don't throw me under this beak bus. | ||
| I have a weird nose. | ||
| Bro, you have the same noses. | ||
| Don't throw me under this beak bus. | ||
| I do not. | ||
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Beak bus. | |
| This beak bus. | ||
| Bro, we're part of the beak clan. | ||
| Guys, my nose is probably smaller than... | ||
| Well, my nose is right there with you guys, huh? | ||
| Johanna is the only one that doesn't have the weird nose out of all the ladies. | ||
| I'm waiting for it to get messed up. | ||
| Tony, I'm with you on Johanna. | ||
| I'm with you on Johanna, and I like these. | ||
| Both these girls are attractive to me. | ||
| I don't care what anybody says. | ||
| You're such a pussy. | ||
| You're so worried about people lashing out on Twitter and shit. | ||
| Dude, my Airbnb said they're unable to accommodate my requests. | ||
| Let's do this offline, Callan. | ||
| Sorry, but that just hurts me. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Don't text during the show. | ||
| It kind of hurts me. | ||
| I mean, she's got a wrestler. | ||
| That's her only chance. | ||
| She has to jump to guard. | ||
| Do you follow Ioana on Instagram? | ||
| Oh, I don't. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| You should look up this thing of her striking the other day. | ||
| We watched it. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| She's a fucking animal. | ||
| An animal. | ||
| The one where she's hitting the mitts and then sprawls. | ||
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Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. | |
| Sprawling. | ||
| She's a fucking monster. | ||
| She's the best woman striker to ever face the UFC. Is she going to win this fight in your mind? | ||
| Oh, you're talking about the fucking minus 700 favorite? | ||
| Yes, Brian. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| Well, Jessica, Penne, I mean, it's gonna be a tough go for her. | ||
| Because she fought Carlos Esparza, fuckin' Joanna did, and just dismantled Esparza. | ||
| So Penne, her only chance, not striking, she's gonna have to get her to the ground. | ||
| It's not wrestling, it's jiu-jitsu. | ||
| And a couple of Johanna's fights ago, because I've been to quite a few of them, just luckily, you know, matched up with the gigs that I do with Joe, and she just happens to be on the card. | ||
| Yeah, whatever. | ||
| And two fights ago, she went all jujitsu against a jujitsu girl and rolled with her man and her specialty striking and she just out jujitsu the jujitsu girl. | ||
| I think Carla Esparza tried taking her down something like 16 times. | ||
| It was a success for like once or twice, if that. | ||
| And Esparza, I would assume, is a better wrestler than Penny. | ||
| So she has her hands full. | ||
| If I'm predicting this, I think JJ knocks her out in the third round. | ||
| TKOs are, not knockout, TKOs in the third round. | ||
| I don't like seeing a girl who's this good at striking just beat up some other girl on the face. | ||
| Like cyborg Gina Carano? | ||
| You ever seen that fight? | ||
| It looked like Bully Beatdown. | ||
| I was like, oh my god. | ||
| And Gina Carano is a sexy beast. | ||
| She's beautiful. | ||
| Sign me the fuck up. | ||
| Is she in the audience? | ||
| I'm too late to ask for her, but I'll make her go at it. | ||
| You're just not her style. | ||
| Doesn't matter, bro. | ||
| She was dating Superman. | ||
| Who's Superman? | ||
| Can Superman fight, though? | ||
| No, he's just a sexy bitch. | ||
| Yeah, but that's not good enough. | ||
| If you can't fight, you can't fuck that girl for a long term. | ||
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Might be good enough for her. | |
| Maybe, but I just don't see it. | ||
| You think she needs to fight around? | ||
| She's a Weidman or some fucking Luke Rockhold, Brendan Schaub type character to send a dick home. | ||
| Dad was a pro football player, right? | ||
| Yeah, Dallas Cowboys quarterback. | ||
| She's too hot and she's a badass fighter. | ||
| She's not going to be able to deal with some guy who can't fight and just looks good. | ||
| What does she walk around at? | ||
| How much does she weigh about? | ||
| She's not a little girl. | ||
| Gina's, I'd say, well, when I saw her, she was... | ||
| Easily. | ||
| She fought at 145. She was 160 when I saw her. | ||
| But she's hot. | ||
| Yeah, she's hot. | ||
| You know, guys who think that girls need to be skinny, you're crazy. | ||
| I don't understand it. | ||
| Lose my fucking number. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I need curves, son. | ||
| I agree, guys. | ||
| Dude, she's just all woman. | ||
| Gina Carano, to me, is the sexiest female fighter ever. | ||
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Big, big. | |
| You want to make some gladiator babies? | ||
| That's your fucking girl. | ||
| 100%. | ||
|
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Woo! | |
| No doubt. | ||
| I mean for real man, when she fought Cyborg, Cyborg was at her juiciest juice. | ||
| That hurt my feelings. | ||
| That was a hurt feelings fight. | ||
| I feel like guys should have jumped in there and defended her. | ||
| Well, it would be a guy fighting. | ||
| I feel like Roger Werther should have jumped in then and defended a girl. | ||
| It's fucked up, man. | ||
| That was fucked up. | ||
| It was such a fucking beatdown. | ||
| They almost are responsible for the lack of drug testing they did for her. | ||
| They just didn't give a fuck. | ||
| How come someone was that like, man, I think Cyborg might be juicing. | ||
| She's got nice eyes, Tony. | ||
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You got this. | |
| Tony, her eyes are intense. | ||
| Look at her eyes. | ||
| Look at her nose. | ||
| See? | ||
| See what I'm talking about? | ||
| She's pretty. | ||
| I think she's pretty. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I take that back. | ||
| That nose ain't bad. | ||
| Only her and Rhonda are the only two that have another nose. | ||
| Rhonda has a good nose. | ||
| Flattened. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| JJ, though, looks better without makeup, I think. | ||
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Yep. | |
| It's when she puts makeup on, where's that goddamn polo top is where it gets trouble. | ||
| In her country, in Poland, polo tops are hot. | ||
| It's like Rubenesque fat people in the Renaissance days. | ||
| You know, like back then, it was good to be Rubenesque. | ||
| It was sexy. | ||
| It kept you protected from disease. | ||
| Nobody had any food. | ||
| Polo tops in Berlin are like yoga pants in LA. That's right. | ||
| First Polish UFC champion, first female European UFC champion. | ||
| She is, this is what she'd say under her title, badass bitch. | ||
| Six-time world Muay Thai champion, right? | ||
| 100% legit. | ||
| You watch her Muay Thai, it's so crisp. | ||
| First of all, her fucking jab is a laser beam. | ||
| And it's so fast and so technical. | ||
| And she has confidence. | ||
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Trouble. | |
| This is cool. | ||
| She's so gangster. | ||
| What's she doing here? | ||
| That video of her lighting up the pads, Jesus Christ, that's impressive. | ||
| I haven't seen it. | ||
| You haven't seen it? | ||
| Jamie, pull that video up. | ||
| The video of her from the UFC Instagram page. | ||
| Just to get a feel for the fucking hand speed this chick possesses. | ||
| For the UFC, they need her to be a dominant champion to make this... | ||
| Was it strawweight? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| To make the strawweight division... | ||
| We need her to just dominate bitches like Ronda is. | ||
| Because if you have the belt constantly switching, it's hard for people to jump on board. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I think people will catch on. | ||
| Her fists are like Ronda's arm bar. | ||
| She sort of has this trademark fun thing to watch. | ||
| What's all of her striking? | ||
| It's not just her fists. | ||
| Her fucking elbows are nasty. | ||
| Knees, elbows, that bitch is bad. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Look up at that screen. | ||
| Watch this. | ||
| Cal, here's your worst nightmares. | ||
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Damn. | |
| Look at her fucking hand speed, dude. | ||
| And then watch her sprawl. | ||
| Light it up, light it up, light it up. | ||
| Spray! | ||
| Light it up, light it up, light it up, sprawl! | ||
| Light it up, light it up, light it up, sprawl! | ||
| Come on, son. | ||
| Tony, it might be too much, my man. | ||
| It's too much for me. | ||
| Look at how confident she is. | ||
| Jesus, her hand speed is insane. | ||
| What in the world? | ||
| I need a girl like that to defend me if I ever make fun of somebody too bad and they get in my face. | ||
| That looks like it's speeded up. | ||
| That camera's speeded up. | ||
| No, it isn't. | ||
| Look at the guy. | ||
| The guy's movement's totally normal. | ||
| That's sick. | ||
| Look at the guy's movement. | ||
| That doesn't speed it up at all. | ||
| No, that's not speed it up. | ||
| Dude, she's 115 pounds of fury. | ||
| I'm boxing today, too, man. | ||
| Watch my hipnets today. | ||
| No, you're going to throw your hands in the air. | ||
| You don't know. | ||
| And you're going to hit things with your hands. | ||
| You're definitely not boxing. | ||
| Yeah, I am. | ||
| Wayne McCulloch makes me wear headgear. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Goddammit. | ||
| He hates when I do it. | ||
| He hates that I fight. | ||
| He hates it. | ||
| No, I hate that you think you're fighting. | ||
| That's what he hates. | ||
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You don't know. | |
| You guys have a video on me. | ||
| No, I've seen you and Wayne. | ||
| I've seen you sit down during the middle of the round from exhaustion. | ||
| Well, that's true. | ||
| I am 48. I just don't care enough. | ||
| Then why do it? | ||
| Shut up, shut up. | ||
| Last time I hit mitts, I puked. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| It's so hard. | ||
| It's exhausting. | ||
| Do it three times a week. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| I'll help both of you out. | ||
| Get in shape. | ||
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Hey, bro. | |
| What's wrong with you? | ||
| Hey, bro, I'm in shape. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Not if you gotta sit between rounds. | ||
| I don't have to sit anymore between rounds. | ||
| Now I know how to conserve my energy. | ||
| You know, every time you sit, I get a text from someone in the gym. | ||
| He's not there! | ||
| Brian's the only guy. | ||
| I got multiple eyes. | ||
| Tony hasn't seen me sparred in a long time. | ||
| But he got multiple eyes on you. | ||
| Brian's the only guy who went between rounds. | ||
| You got people watching me? | ||
| I text everyone and say, let me know how he does. | ||
| Brian, is it true that in between rounds when you sit down, a guy comes and fixes your hair? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And wets me down with a towel. | ||
| And has a Bentley belt. | ||
| Is it true that when you're sparring, you get afraid that you're sweating too much? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He comes over and whispers motivational things in my ear. | ||
| Does it upset you that you're wetter in round two than in round one? | ||
| Sometimes. | ||
| I look good when I'm wet. | ||
| She's confident, too, man. | ||
| Oh, she's so cool. | ||
| Dude, she's a badass. | ||
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Look at her. | |
| I would eat her ass. | ||
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Would you? | |
| Whoa. | ||
| You get nose deep in that ass? | ||
| You probably have to. | ||
| She's gonna make you, son. | ||
| You're eating elbows. | ||
| Just to save your life. | ||
| Oh, she's nervous. | ||
| You're gonna eat that ass or you're not eating dinner that night. | ||
| This has gotta be nerve-racking. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| Kiss, kiss, kiss. | ||
| Nose to nose, nose to nose, beak to beak. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Beak to beak. | ||
| Beak to beak, dawg. | ||
| Dude, let me explain something to you, all you fucking guys right now. | ||
| You gotta get your jab in her face, and you gotta just follow up with a fucking serious kick. | ||
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Shh! | |
| Okay, predictions? | ||
| Third round TKO by uppercut. | ||
| Yoana, round two. | ||
| Roger Huerta jumps in. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| This is the fight we're watching. | ||
| This is the first of all these fights. | ||
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Does anybody know who won the Kawajiri fight? | |
| Kawajiri won by decision. | ||
| JJ, bring those shorts up. | ||
| Well, Pena, I like the way she's moving. | ||
| Light on the feet. | ||
| Throwing up a nice, crisp jab. | ||
| I just changed my mind. | ||
| Yoana, TKO, round one. | ||
| I would jump to guard. | ||
| Look at that jab. | ||
| I like that jab. | ||
| Fuck, she's a motherfucker. | ||
| Don't kid yourself, guys. | ||
| Panna's been training hard. | ||
| Dude, that jab that Ioana has is one of my favorite jabs in all of MMA. I agree. | ||
| She mixes it up to the body, too. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| She goes low. | ||
| Guess you're standing in the pocket, though. | ||
| Left hook. | ||
| Penna's standing right there in the pocket, guys. | ||
| That's a bad idea, Callan. | ||
| Yeah, but do you understand what standing in the pocket means? | ||
| You have to exchange. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, these aren't exchanges. | ||
| She's getting tagged. | ||
| Yes, that's what you gotta do, son. | ||
| Put pressure on her. | ||
| Jump to half guard. | ||
| Jump to half guard. | ||
| Guys, can I tell you something? | ||
| Penna's the real deal. | ||
| Well, Penna has very good takedowns, I'll tell you that. | ||
| You saw that on The Ultimate Fighter. | ||
| She's really good at hip tosses. | ||
| Good luck taking fucking JJ down. | ||
| She's gonna take her down, bro. | ||
| Yoana's taking her back. | ||
| Yoana's behind her. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Brian, you realize this isn't a takedown. | ||
| Well, she's got a headlock, man. | ||
| She's got a judo headlock. | ||
| Throw your hips in. | ||
| Ronda loves this fucking position. | ||
| Big difference between Olympic judo and fucking penne. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| She escapes. | ||
| Ronda's a judoka. | ||
| But penne is fucking... | ||
| She's taking some shots, man. | ||
| Covering up and keeping her eyes open. | ||
| I'll tell you what, I don't like JJ's long board shorts. | ||
| Me neither. | ||
| She's around her shoulders, protecting her chin. | ||
| She's throwing a Chuck Liddell style overhand right. | ||
| Don't let that fucking Roy Nelson right hand hit fucking Penne. | ||
| Oh, great timing by Penne. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Right back up. | ||
| Right back up. | ||
| I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm going for Penne. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Kind of. | ||
| How come? | ||
| I don't know, man, because she's such an underdog. | ||
| I agree. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Brandon, I'm with you. | ||
| I am really liking Ioana's takedown defense, man. | ||
| The UFC needs JJ to win, but... | ||
| It's fitting that her name's Penny because Ioana's going to beat her like a wet noodle. | ||
| See what I did there? | ||
| See what I did there? | ||
| By the way, that's good takedown defense. | ||
| Look at this balance. | ||
| Look at this takedown defense. | ||
| Joe hates it when I do jokes. | ||
| He's disappointed. | ||
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He's disappointed. | |
| I hate it when I see them coming down the fucking train track. | ||
| Well, not everybody sees them coming. | ||
| I didn't see them. | ||
| Fucking flashing lights. | ||
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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. | |
| It's a macaroni joke coming your way. | ||
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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Don't let them suppress you. | ||
| You keep with the jokes. | ||
| Whoa, nice knee to the body. | ||
| That's what Penne has to do, man. | ||
| Hey, guess what? | ||
| Penne's going to tire her out. | ||
| You guys, I told you this. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Nasty elbow on the clinch. | ||
| Nasty elbow. | ||
| She can hold on for life, but it's not going to save her. | ||
| I see a fucking foot go in her face pretty soon. | ||
| This is a five-round fight, kids. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Oh, don't do that. | ||
| Good left hook. | ||
| Penne can take it, I'll tell you that, man. | ||
| Yeah, she can. | ||
| She's taking some good shots. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, they're 115 pounds. | ||
| Who's Jessica training with? | ||
| Penne, she trains... | ||
| Oh, look at that. | ||
| Nice timing. | ||
| She trains at Bouchesha's gym for jiu-jitsu. | ||
| I know she goes there all the time. | ||
| She was at Rain for a long time. | ||
| And then she also trains at Ruka. | ||
| I'll be honest with you, man. | ||
| She trains at Ruka with Bisping's boxing coach. | ||
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I'll be honest with you. | |
| I'm excited about... | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| There you go. | ||
| There's your champ. | ||
| Stand up. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Yeah, she's going to catch her any second. | ||
| Do you hope? | ||
| I know. | ||
| How sad are you going to be if she gets submitted, Tony? | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| She doesn't get tired. | ||
| Oh, she fucked her up. | ||
| Jessica got hurt. | ||
| She got hurt. | ||
| She got hurt. | ||
| Yeah, she's hurt bad. | ||
| Oh, elbow. | ||
| She's tucking her head in good. | ||
| She is, man. | ||
| Look how good fucking hips by Ioana. | ||
| You can't elbow the back of the head. | ||
| Yeah, I know, right? | ||
| That was a little slightly illegal. | ||
| A minute to go. | ||
| You get a warning, but fuck someone up. | ||
| She's got to survive here. | ||
| Go to your butt and recover. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Just sit there. | ||
| Chill. | ||
| Fuck your legs. | ||
| Let her kick the legs. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Chill and recover. | ||
| Yeah, but she needs those legs. | ||
| Well, she needs her fucking cobwebs. | ||
| But those are girl legs. | ||
| Girl legs are all soft. | ||
| They can't take brutal punishment. | ||
| Not JJ's. | ||
| Hers are fucking bats. | ||
| Little sinewy. | ||
| Look at those little snaps. | ||
| That sounded so weird. | ||
| Snaps. | ||
| See, she's recovering. | ||
| This is smart, man. | ||
| It is smart. | ||
| Super smart. | ||
| You get dropped to the body, it's the exact same thing you do. | ||
| Letting her cobwebs clear up a little bit here. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Butt scooting. | ||
| Stand him up. | ||
| That's a good way to get back up to your feet clean, too. | ||
| Do the butt scoot. | ||
| They back up. | ||
| They don't want to butt scoot. | ||
| Okay, Jessica Panay, man. | ||
| She's game as fuck. | ||
| Game as fuck, dude. | ||
| Don't kid yourself. | ||
| Come on, Jessica. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Take it down! | ||
| That's a legit takedown! | ||
| What the fuck? | ||
| Oh, it's the round. | ||
| Was that a takedown? | ||
| Was that a takedown? | ||
| Yes, it was. | ||
| It was 100% legit. | ||
| She still lost the round. | ||
| Legit takedown. | ||
| But she's showing that she's game as fuck, but she's still hanging in there. | ||
| Come on, Jessica. | ||
| Don't worry. | ||
| And by the way, you know, you gotta think that this is fucking wearing on making her fight that kind of grueling grappling exchanges is gonna wear on Ioana. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And she's gonna slow down. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Ooh! | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Jessica with a right hand. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Very nice. | ||
| Look at this! | ||
| Great timing. | ||
| Great timing on that shot. | ||
| Dude, she's the real deal, man. | ||
| But she's forcing her to wrestle. | ||
| And when she forces her to wrestle, look at this. | ||
| Joanna. | ||
| Nice, nasty elbow on the clinch. | ||
| That's the one that popped the nose. | ||
| She just has to get inside, man. | ||
| She can't stay on the outside. | ||
| She is mean, Joanna. | ||
| Man, she's mean. | ||
| Well, you know how hard life is in Poland if you look like that? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And if you're a fighter. | ||
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Skinny little wiry chick. | |
| Hard life, man. | ||
| Hard life. | ||
| The boys aren't knocking at the door to take you on dates. | ||
| Tony is. | ||
| She's got one of the funniest guys on the planet after her. | ||
| When they stick it in, they're not nice. | ||
| She's funny, too. | ||
| She's got a good sense of... | ||
| She always, like, makes, cracks jokes at the way in. | ||
| All she needs to see you is at a show and she'll fall in love. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Well, Tony, should we set this up? | ||
| Joe, can I open for you in Poland? | ||
| Let's see if Jessica Binet does anything different. | ||
| Damn, JJ's sitting on her shots now. | ||
| She's throwing these one punches, one and one-two, and you just can't do that with Joanna. | ||
| She's just so ready to be there right when that second punch gets pulled back. | ||
| Well, especially if you're looking for a takedown. | ||
| You've got to throw more in one shot than shoot. | ||
| Especially if she doesn't anticipate a third or fourth punch coming, like no change of angles, no uppercuts. | ||
| So she's looking for the one. | ||
| If she throws the one, the two's coming behind it, and that's about it. | ||
| And she knows she's going to be right there pulling back and then countering instantly when that punch pulls back. | ||
| Yeah, JJ's too high level to get caught with that bullshit. | ||
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Yeah, look at this. | |
| And that running is tough. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Just close the gap, though. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Johanna with the clinch here, man. | ||
| Joanna gets Panay, but she's got to be careful of that head. | ||
| The way she leaves that head there, Panay, when you watch The Ultimate Fighter, she took a lot of girls down from that headlock position. | ||
| And look at this, the judo toss from the headlock position. | ||
| I'd like more head kicks out of JJ, to be honest. | ||
| Fucking let's go, girl. | ||
| Well, she doesn't do it because she worries about people taking her down. | ||
| Tell you what, Panay is standing right there, man. | ||
| Fuck yeah, she is. | ||
| She's tough, dude. | ||
| Yep, on her toes. | ||
| She's good. | ||
| Really good job. | ||
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Oh! | |
| In the face! | ||
| Straight left. | ||
| A jab to the body's nasty, too. | ||
| Look at this combination. | ||
| Penne's reaching. | ||
| Yeah, that combination is nasty. | ||
| This fight's close to being over, gentlemen. | ||
| Yeah, it's getting rough. | ||
| It's getting rough. | ||
| Penne, she's taking a beating here. | ||
| Watch this kick. | ||
| Come on, Penny. | ||
| Last of the third round. | ||
| Yeah, I love the movement of Ioana. | ||
| The way she slides away from things and then comes right back in and attacks. | ||
| There's those head kicks. | ||
| She's loosening up now. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I like it, man. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Nice elbow. | ||
| Oh, she wins. | ||
| Oh, nasty blood. | ||
|
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Damn, son. | |
| Her nose just opened up. | ||
| Her nose is wide open. | ||
| Oh! | ||
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This fight's over. | |
| This fight's over. | ||
| Look at this combination. | ||
| Goddamn, that hand speed is ridiculous. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Meanwhile, look at that. | ||
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Oh, look at that! | |
| In the clinch, she lands an elbow right to that same spot on the nose. | ||
| This is smart of Penny. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Penne is a bad bitch! | ||
| She needs to bleed inside of Joanna's ear. | ||
| Just get her nose in her ear and bleed in there. | ||
| She can take serious punishment, man. | ||
| Well, she has to. | ||
| Well, what the fuck else are you going to do, bro? | ||
| Look at that splatter. | ||
| That elbow was nasty. | ||
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Her nose is splattering all the time. | |
| Ooh, JJ's comfortable, hands down. | ||
| Is this some... | ||
| Oh, tags that nose. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Look at her face! | ||
| Penna, jump to guard, son! | ||
| Head kick just barely missed. | ||
| Penna, get on the hook, jump to half guard. | ||
| Ioana's setting up the left high kick. | ||
| It's coming, son. | ||
| When she goes southpaw, yeah. | ||
| Look at her, just covered in her opponent's blood. | ||
| Oh, look at that combo. | ||
| Knee, knee, knee. | ||
| Oh, another elbow, son. | ||
| Elbow in the clinch! | ||
| I'll tell you what, I've never seen a female fighter fuck another girl up with this much damage, ever. | ||
| Look at her face, man. | ||
| This is insane. | ||
| She looks like a monster movie. | ||
| Yeah, she does. | ||
| She has a giant gash on her nose, man. | ||
| Real quick, Tony, you're still into this, or...? | ||
| I love this. | ||
| Look at my girl. | ||
| She's covered in her opponent's blood like a fucking warrior. | ||
| And you're still attracted. | ||
| More attracted! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Good job, Tony. | ||
| I like winners. | ||
| Good job, Tony. | ||
| That's all the gay in Tony coming to the surface, manifesting itself in the form of a dominant woman. | ||
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Tony's not afraid. | |
| Tony's not afraid of a real woman, you fucking chauvinist. | ||
| He's appearing. | ||
| He's imagining her with a strap on right now. | ||
| Tony, come on. | ||
| What about Caitlyn Jenner? | ||
| Oh, her left eye is closed. | ||
| Her right eye is all fucked up, too, man. | ||
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Dude, I've got this. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | ||
| Look at this combo. | ||
| How tough is Jessica? | ||
| Remember, JJ's 115 pounds fucking girls up like this. | ||
| You don't see damage like this in the female division. | ||
| Look at that kick to the body. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| How about Jessica Panay? | ||
| Jessica Panay is a bad, bad, bad motherfucker. | ||
| Yes, she is. | ||
| It's fitting that her name's Panay, because it looks like she has tomato sauce all over her face. | ||
| It was a better one! | ||
| That's a good one! | ||
| That's a good one! | ||
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It was a better one! | |
| You doubled up on the name of Panay. | ||
| You gotta know the problem. | ||
| But I saved the better one for a second. | ||
| It's so hard to fight somebody this good. | ||
| Look at all the blood. | ||
| It was a tomato sauce joke. | ||
| Come on, wait until the third round so Big Brown's prediction's right. | ||
| No, no. | ||
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Ouch, fudge sakes. | |
| Oh, head kick. | ||
| Oh, Jesus Christ. | ||
| What do you do against somebody like this? | ||
| I got a new favorite female fighter. | ||
| Yeah, she's a beast, bro. | ||
| Yeah, Penny's tough. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| JJ's my favorite. | ||
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No! | |
| No! | ||
| 15 seconds! | ||
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Speed! | |
| I said third round TKO, baby! | ||
| Dude, this is so impressive. | ||
| And look at this. | ||
| Panay is still working for the- Take that! | ||
| She's super flexible, son. | ||
|
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Yes, going to the third! | |
| This thing's TKO in the third, baby! | ||
| I want to see forward to her corner. | ||
|
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I am so impressed with her. | |
| It's like I'm a fucking oracle. | ||
| I am so fucking impressed with her. | ||
| My god. | ||
| I love her. | ||
| Look at her, fuck you. | ||
| Look at the gash on her nose, man. | ||
| They're gonna stop that. | ||
| Oh my god, look at the cut on her nose. | ||
| I've never seen a cut on her nose like that before on a women's fight. | ||
| Now bear with me here. | ||
| Because it's a female, will they stop it earlier than if it was a male? | ||
| Wait for it. | ||
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It depends. | |
| There's not a lot of experience with female fighting. | ||
| We're in Germany, right? | ||
| Oh my god, that's a huge gash on her nose, man. | ||
| What do you do about that? | ||
| Well, they put adrenaline on it, and they could try to close it up. | ||
| They close it up with Vaseline. | ||
| Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. | ||
| Fuck that. | ||
| I think it was an elbow that lit her up. | ||
| It was an elbow. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Right there. | ||
| That was it. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Immediately the blood flows. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| JJ's my favorite fighter now. | ||
| Hey, Tony, I'm on board. | ||
| I don't want to fuck her, but she's my favorite fighter. | ||
| I'm telling you, she's my favorite fighter fighter. | ||
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I'm fucking in, man. | |
| This bitch is bad! | ||
| Hey, real quick, I've never watched her fight, I gotta be honest. | ||
| I don't watch a lot of girl fights. | ||
| To see Ronda fight somebody in that weight class with this kind of striking would be very interesting. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Not really. | ||
| Ronda would grab a hold of her and fucking toss her 20 feet in there. | ||
| Wow, look at her nose, man. | ||
| Her nose is just totally smashed. | ||
| What a badass. | ||
| You've got to give it up, man. | ||
| Oh, Jessica Benet is no joke, dude. | ||
| Jessica Benet is... | ||
| No, you don't get to this level without fucking being tough. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| This is different. | ||
| This is more than tough. | ||
| This is transcendent. | ||
| Well, for sure relax, Ryan. | ||
| This is fucking... | ||
| Well, no, easy. | ||
|
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Jesus Christ. | |
| I won't easy. | ||
| No, for sure take it easy. | ||
|
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Good God. | |
| Come on, Jessica. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Come on, girl. | ||
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Throw down DKO, baby. | |
| Here we go. | ||
| Jessica Panet's toughness, man. | ||
| So impressed. | ||
| Ouch, ouch. | ||
| Keep your hands up. | ||
| Please keep your hands up. | ||
| Dude, I've never seen a little 115-pound female fighter fuck a girl up like this in my entire life. | ||
| She's so good. | ||
| Cyborg doesn't do this to girls. | ||
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She throws those fucking sledgehammers of hands out. | |
| But she doesn't have this kind of technique. | ||
| No. | ||
| Ouch, keep your hands up. | ||
| Please keep your hands up. | ||
| Dude, I've never seen a little 115 pound female fighter fuck a girl up like this in my entire life. | ||
| She's so good. | ||
| Cyborg doesn't do this to girls. | ||
|
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She throws those fucking sledgehammers of hands out. | |
| But she doesn't have this kind of technique. | ||
|
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No. | |
| What? | ||
| Everything's calculated. | ||
| Look at the welts above and below her eye. | ||
| Don't let her get... | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Who's next for J.J.? No bitch wants to sign up for this. | ||
| Klaja Gadea and her had a really close fight. | ||
| She won a split decision. | ||
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Yeah, you're talking about the 2.0 JJ. Yeah, well, she's a different JJ. No, she's a champ. | |
| She's definitely different. | ||
| She's got the another elbow. | ||
| For sure, finish this round some right, though, JJ. What are you talking about? | ||
| What? | ||
| It froze? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, reboot it, man. | ||
| Reboot it. | ||
| Just reboot it. | ||
| Reboot it. | ||
|
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Bullshit. | |
| Can they hear you? | ||
| The recording is still live, right? | ||
| Recording? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jessica Penny is not tired. | ||
| Contact that dude. | ||
| Her wind is amazing. | ||
| She's tired. | ||
| But look at her wind. | ||
| She keeps moving, man. | ||
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Penny's tough as fuck, dude. | |
| She is definitely tough as fuck. | ||
| Ouch, ouch, ouch. | ||
| She's so tough, man. | ||
| She just doesn't have an answer to this. | ||
| Who does? | ||
| Look at the swelling all over her face. | ||
| Still moving her head. | ||
| Still... | ||
| Penae is definitely game. | ||
| God, is she at her. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Hands up. | ||
| Damn. | ||
| Hands up. | ||
| God, I'm stressed out right now. | ||
| Little left hook. | ||
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Come on, Penny. | |
| She's so tough. | ||
| She's so fucking tough. | ||
| Why are you stressed out? | ||
| I don't like to see girls get fucked up, man. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I'm exhausted. | ||
| I don't either, Brendan. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
|
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I hate it. | |
| You're exhausted? | ||
| I'm exhausted. | ||
|
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I hate it. | |
| I'm exhausted. | ||
|
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I don't feel... | |
| I feel sick. | ||
| I know. | ||
| My hands feel numb. | ||
| JJ is a fucking nightmare machine. | ||
| She hasn't been touched. | ||
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She's no good. | |
| She's no joke. | ||
| That's for sure, man. | ||
| Her technique is so beautiful to watch. | ||
| I want to see her go to the body. | ||
| I want to see her go to the body. | ||
| I like how she switches up too. | ||
| Southpaw or orthodox. | ||
| Either one equally effective. | ||
| That jab is ridiculous. | ||
| God damn. | ||
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Ouch. | |
| Jessica Panay with the clinch. | ||
| You want to get a little careless there. | ||
| Jessica trying to drag her to the ground. | ||
| Jessica dragging her to the ground. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Hard to get her down, man. | ||
| She's gonna knock her nose off of her face. | ||
| Look at all the blood just squirting on the knee of Ioana. | ||
| It's squirting out of that girl's face. | ||
| It's a hell of a fight. | ||
| Fuck yeah it is, man. | ||
| I think it's interesting that the UFC, as male-centric as it has been for so long, is a leader in feminist activity. | ||
| A leader in women's fighting, and it's as exciting as men's right now. | ||
| Well, there's no women's boxing of any prominence right now. | ||
| You don't know of any women's champions. | ||
| Nobody talks about it. | ||
| In the other leagues, there's just not... | ||
| Well, there's Invicta, right? | ||
| They're all female, but to this level... | ||
| Yeah, in kickboxing, I mean, there's only Lion Fight that has women's Muay Thai fights. | ||
| Tiffany Timebomb, she's a motherfucker. | ||
| She's a badass bitch. | ||
| Dude, I just watched the other day. | ||
| I was so impressed, I had to tweet it out. | ||
| I was like, goddamn, Tiffany Timebomb's a beast. | ||
| She's a beast. | ||
| Get a girl like that to learn some fucking... | ||
| Attractive, too, son. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Get a girl like that to learn how to sprawl. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Enjoy that. | ||
| Well, you got JJ on your hands. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Well, she's at that same level, if not higher. | ||
| Yeah, she's a multi-temporary champ. | ||
| Just measuring shots. | ||
| And Tiffany could go do some modeling if she wanted to, too. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Yep. | |
| That's when you get a superstar. | ||
| Not that JJ can't be a superstar. | ||
| Elbows, man. | ||
| Those elbows in tight. | ||
| JJ, go ahead and finish her for me, girl. | ||
| Hey, Brennan, when your nose is that way, what does the doctor do? | ||
| They stuff it? | ||
| They put things in it, like up it, but then in the back, they set your nose. | ||
| I've had my nose set twice. | ||
| They set it. | ||
| But your adrenaline has to stay up. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
| That's a fucking right hand. | ||
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That's it. | |
| That's it. | ||
| Big Brown called it. | ||
| Third round TKO, son. | ||
| That was crazy. | ||
| She's a beast. | ||
| She is a fucking beast. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Look at that blood on this side of her face. | ||
| No one wants a piece of that, son. | ||
| Who's next? | ||
| Is that what she said? | ||
| Who's next? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What if she looked at the camera and said, Tony, you're getting fucked tonight! | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Who's next? | ||
| What a fucking badass. | ||
| She's so cool. | ||
| God, she's a beast, man. | ||
| Mad respect for Jessica Panay. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| Penny's a fan favorite now. | ||
| You cannot be a fan of Penny. | ||
| She's so tough. | ||
| Oh, look at her fucking nose, dude. | ||
| Look at her nose. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
|
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She might need that nose job. | |
| Now, when you get a gash like that, that opens up easier the next time, right? | ||
| Scar tissue. | ||
| Well, yeah. | ||
| On the nose, it's not too bad. | ||
| It's on the eyes where you're in trouble. | ||
| I mean, look at that. | ||
| They're going to repair it. | ||
| They'll do a great job. | ||
| Did you see... | ||
| Who the fuck showed a... | ||
| Raquel Pennington. | ||
| Raquel Pennington had a big gash on her forehead, and then she made pictures of it before and after. | ||
| The job that they did repairing it, they did an amazing job. | ||
| You can't even see the scar. | ||
| I don't know how the fuck they did it. | ||
| I mean, they have, like, really good plastic surgeons these days. | ||
| Scar tissue's a motherfucker, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And people scar differently. | ||
| Like, black people, they tend to get more keloid scars. | ||
| For some reason, their scars, like, they have, like, thicker welt-type scars. | ||
| They stick up higher. | ||
| It depends on the person. | ||
| A lot of it's genetic. | ||
| I had a nose job after I fought Cro Cop. | ||
| He shattered my nose with an elbow. | ||
| And I was worried. | ||
| I was like, God, it might be fucked from now on. | ||
| The doctor's like, no, your nose probably won't ever break again. | ||
| Because the way they structure it, they're so advanced now, it's stronger. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Stronger after you break it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| How do they do it? | ||
| What are they doing? | ||
| I'm not sure because he threw an elbow and like shattered my nose into pieces. | ||
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Right. | |
| So they put like a mesh net in it almost. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So that mesh net. | ||
| Her face isn't touched. | ||
| Look at her fucking face. | ||
| Look at Jessica's face. | ||
| I kind of feel bad for her. | ||
| Dude, how about what's she going to look like in six hours? | ||
| That's awful, man. | ||
| Look at this fucking monster. | ||
| Not touched. | ||
| Not touched. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| She's badass, man. | ||
| You get somebody that far ahead of you in striking, what are you going to do? | ||
| She's so badass. | ||
| You try and take them down, because she's far ahead of her in grappling, but just didn't pay off. | ||
| Yeah, not just far ahead in striking, but takedown defense as well. | ||
| Unbelievable takedown defense. | ||
| Yeah, her takedown defense is nasty. | ||
| Incredible balance. | ||
| Dan Hardy rocking the fucking Converse All-Stars. | ||
| She's totally about to take his mic from him. | ||
| If he let the other ones have it, she's going to run. | ||
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Crank this up so we can hear this Not really It's more of a beat. | |
| Well, it's a kind of war like when the UFC has a war like this. | ||
| It's sort of like when the United States invades Afghanistan. | ||
| It's kind of a war. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Or we're just bullies. | ||
| It's not like we got touched. | ||
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God! | |
| Come on, give me a shout-out. | ||
| Could you imagine? | ||
| My number one fan, Tony Hinchcliffe, Golden Pony. | ||
| Golden Pony, I'm coming! | ||
| I ride you to success and victory. | ||
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It's our belt! | |
| Oh, I think she said it. | ||
| It's our belt. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Boom! | ||
| Kick to the face, kid. | ||
| That's no fun. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Look at this elbow. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Nothing. | ||
| I was ready for her. | ||
| I was training so hard. | ||
| J.J.'s my favorite fighter. | ||
| Her angles are amazing. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Mark, I've seen enough. | ||
| God damn, she's good. | ||
| I agree with you, Big Brown. | ||
| This is so important for this division to have a dominant champion like that to really make everybody excited about it. | ||
| Think if there's no Ronda at 135. What do we do? | ||
| Not much. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| It changes nonstop. | ||
| It's going to change nonstop. | ||
| Yeah, there's nothing... | ||
| There's no... | ||
| That's the problem with Ronda at that weight class, though. | ||
| Unless Cyborg can get down to 135, who do you anticipate it's even a challenge? | ||
| Well, Ronda's a different story because she's such a dominant champ and she's just destroying it. | ||
| Now it's like, alright, this isn't cool. | ||
| Like, she's... | ||
| She's moved past that point. | ||
| For 115, we need it. | ||
| But Ronda's already gone past that point. | ||
| Where we have to have some sort of competition. | ||
| Because I bet when she fights in Brazil, I bet the numbers aren't great. | ||
| Because she's destroying bitches. | ||
| So you get the Mike Tyson effect where you're too good. | ||
| Where it's like, hold up, I'm not going to spend $70 to see her murk some girl in 15 seconds. | ||
| Because then... | ||
| Not that she's not fighting good fighters, but people assume that they're not good, and Ronda's just being, you know, spoon-fed, which is not true. | ||
| Oh, look at that fucking elbow. | ||
| Do you think Betch Cohea has a chance? | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| She has nothing? | ||
| Oh, really, Betch? | ||
| And you're going to talk shit about Ronda's dad committing suicide? | ||
| You fucked up, son. | ||
| She did? | ||
| Yeah, well, she said that she hoped that Ronda doesn't commit suicide after the fight. | ||
| She apparently said she didn't know that her dad committed suicide. | ||
| You don't believe her? | ||
| No, I don't believe her. | ||
| I think she got too much heat, and then she was like, ah, fuck. | ||
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That's gross. | |
| But you give Ronda a reason to break your motherfucking arm? | ||
| Because her dad? | ||
| What? | ||
| Dude, she's in trouble. | ||
| But the UFC's doing everything they can to be like, alright, this one's going to be close. | ||
| We're center to Brazil to fight in the home country of Betch. | ||
| No, come on. | ||
| It's too much, man. | ||
| It's not Rhonda's fault, but the public views it as, oh, they're just tossing anyone to Rhonda, but that's what's best available. | ||
| It's not Rhonda's fault. | ||
| There's your girl, Tony. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Yeah, I'm keeping my eye on these coaches of hers. | ||
| They're getting a little touchy. | ||
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Keep your fucking hands off my girl. | |
| She's so good. | ||
| Does she have a nickname? | ||
| No, they need to make one for her. | ||
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I just refer to her as JJ. JJ's a good name for her, man. | |
| I like JJ. You can market that, man. | ||
| Yeah, no, I like JJ. I think you nailed it. | ||
| The other one, the Jerk-A-Dick, I don't think we should use that one. | ||
| I just didn't know what to say. | ||
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Jerk-A-Dick. | |
| I took some heat for that. | ||
| I'm so impressed with her, man. | ||
| Me too, man. | ||
| Her fucking technique is so spectacular. | ||
| Scary little thing. | ||
| She's so good. | ||
| Dude, I've never seen a female fighter just destroy a girl and break her down and do that damage. | ||
| Better than Cyborg. | ||
| Way better than Cyborg. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| Way more skillful and not just overwhelmingly physically dominant. | ||
| It's all technique. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because she's destroying girls with submissions, but she's not like cutting them, breaking them down, destroying them. | ||
| This girl, Claudia Gedalia and her had a very close fight. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
| This is the next one in line, because Claudia Gedalia, they went to a fucking split decision. | ||
| They went to war, man, and Gedalia took her down. | ||
| Like, Gedalia's no joke. | ||
| Damn, this Gedalia's pretty... | ||
| And by the way, I thought Gedalia won the fight. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I thought Gedalia won the decision. | ||
| I thought it was very close, but I thought Gedalia won it. | ||
| Brazilian? | ||
| Yeah, 12 and 1, and that 1 is to Ioana. | ||
| Damn, man. | ||
| The 1 is to Ioana, and the 1 was a very fucking close fight. | ||
| Very close fight. | ||
| When did they get rid of JJ next? | ||
| How long ago did they fight? | ||
| I want to say a year and a half ago. | ||
| You're dealing with a confident JJ right now. | ||
| Yeah, it was before her title fight. | ||
| It was to set up the title fight with Esparza. | ||
| Michelle Watterson's in their division now, though. | ||
| She's a beast. | ||
| She's not in the UFC now. | ||
| No, she's in the UFC now. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
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They brought her over? | |
| Yeah, she signed with the UFC, yeah. | ||
| She looks heavily muscled. | ||
| I wonder if some of that is a help. | ||
| Yeah, she might test positive. | ||
| Michelle Watterson, though, submitted Jessica Penne. | ||
| Michelle Watterson's a beast. | ||
| Yeah, she is a beast. | ||
| She's very good. | ||
| In Jacksons, yeah. | ||
| You want to talk about someone who's super marketable, Michelle Watterson, because she's really pretty, too. | ||
| Yeah, it's true. | ||
| Well, they need that, man, and they need to make sure that she's ready, because she won't be pretty after she... | ||
| Right. | ||
| This girl tends to unpretty-ify you. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| Yes, she does. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| Who's next? | ||
| Who's next? | ||
| Next, next, next. | ||
| Jeez, relax. | ||
| What's next? | ||
| She's only 27, too, man. | ||
| She's what they need. | ||
| Now, what does she study? | ||
| Just strict Muay Thai? | ||
| Because that looks like boxing. | ||
| She's a six-time world champion. | ||
| She's definitely got great hands as well. | ||
| Is she Holland? | ||
| Dutch kickboxing? | ||
| Muay Thai is boxing as well. | ||
| There's a lot of Muay Thai fighters. | ||
| Yatsin Klai is a fucking badass boxer. | ||
| Muay Thai does not mean that they don't have good hands. | ||
| Especially today, in this day and age. | ||
| Before guys like Ramon Decker came over to Holland, a lot of those guys didn't concentrate on their hands as much. | ||
| But once the European guys and once some of the American guys started going over to Thailand and fighting, you started to see a lot more hand techniques from the Thais. | ||
| The elbows are the motherfucker because people are really good with elbows, man. | ||
| They do so much damage. | ||
| Yeah, they're doing so much damage. | ||
| Like her. | ||
| Like what she did. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Or look at Crow Cop. | ||
| Conor McGregor, 2008. Whoa, crank that up. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Wow, look at him. | ||
| He had all those zits all over his face in 2008. Yeah, he's not looking sharp. | ||
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He really stepped his game up. | |
| He's got a big head, huh? | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| Good size noggin. | ||
| I'm the future. | ||
| That's when he was like 16. Damn, man. | ||
| You know, he was about to retire two years ago. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| About to retire. | ||
| He had a friend. | ||
| Apparently his friend got so battered up in a fight that they told him never fight again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He was really worried, like, thinking about his life, going, fuck, what am I doing? | ||
| Was out of the gym, and his coach called him because the UFC offered him a fight. | ||
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How crazy is that? | |
| He didn't answer the phone. | ||
| He told the story on the podcast. | ||
| He didn't answer the phone. | ||
| Over and over again. | ||
| Finally he was like, ah fuck it, I'll pick it up. | ||
| How crazy is Anderson Silva? | ||
| Same thing. | ||
| Basically was gonna walk away and Nogueira was like, no man, let's see what happens. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| He gets signed by the UFC and does fucking work on Chris Lieben. | ||
| He was retired. | ||
| And Nogueira, that's why he says that. | ||
| He goes, I owe everything to Nogueira because Big Nog was like, no man, just keep going for a little bit. | ||
| Let's see what happens. | ||
| And he talked him into it. | ||
| What does Anderson do now? | ||
| I mean, he's in this weird predicament too with the drug testing. | ||
| Where they apparently they found like he had two two samples and One of them tested positive and the other one from a different lab did not test positive So this is dispute as to which one was correct That's weird the thing that bothers me is he just denies it like he should just come out back Listen, my leg was fucked up. | ||
| I used some stuff to get my leg better. | ||
| I think he said that I don't think he did. | ||
| From what I've heard, he's denied every bit of it. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, because he went on the Ultimate Fighter, and he was like, I've never taken steroids. | ||
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This is bullshit. | |
| It's all a scam. | ||
| I thought they said Anderson admitted to taking something to heal his leg, but it was out of competition, and then once he... | ||
| Because he tested positive more than once, you know. | ||
| Tested positive before the fight, in camp, and then he tested positive again after the fight. | ||
| But he tested negative... | ||
| After the first positive. | ||
| I'm always fascinated with those moments in your life where one person says one thing to you and it changes the course of your life. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like when somebody goes, hey, don't quit. | ||
| Keep going. | ||
| Maybe one more. | ||
| And you think of those times that were seminal in your life. | ||
| That one person, one teacher, one guy who says one productive thing. | ||
| Or one negative thing. | ||
| I stopped competing, I stopped fighting, and I focused 100% on comedy because this one kid at an open mic night said to me that I was really good when I first started, but I've drifted off. | ||
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Ooh! | |
| And I was like, fuck, he's right. | ||
| I didn't even get upset. | ||
| I was like, he's right. | ||
| It was like six months in. | ||
| It stung. | ||
| It fucking stung. | ||
| It stung. | ||
| So important, though. | ||
| So important to hear that and sit with it. | ||
| Huge. | ||
| I was telling Brian the talk we had, right, about not fighting anymore and how I need to move on. | ||
| But we were talking, I was talking to Nate Murkart's head coach. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| And I sent him what Nate tweeted out, how he made all the excuses. | ||
| And they tweeted back to me, yeah, he wasn't feeling good. | ||
| He was sick. | ||
| I'm like, no, no, no, no. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| I get that. | ||
| It's time to move on, man. | ||
| You have got to tell him. | ||
| It's your guys' duties to move on. | ||
| And then it hit me. | ||
| I'm like, this is why fucking Joe was so honest with me. | ||
| Because if you kind of skimp around it and you leave an open door. | ||
| If you're worried about their feelings, I can come up with a million excuses why I can be world champ. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But you have to... | ||
| It's going to hurt like a motherfucker. | ||
| It might ruin your career. | ||
| But you just fucking hit him right straight, man. | ||
| You've got to be dead honest. | ||
| Because even his coaches are like, no, he can figure this out. | ||
| I'm like, no, no, no, motherfucker. | ||
| It's... | ||
| Over! | ||
| You have got to tell him it's time to move on. | ||
| Like, yeah, but he might do this. | ||
| For what? | ||
| So the UFC gives him these young lines and they make a name off of him? | ||
| For what, man? | ||
| There's things we're seeing where it's not good. | ||
| Yeah, there's a certain point in time where your time is past you, and you've got to understand when that time is. | ||
| And the only way to understand when that time is, is you have to be objective with yourself, you have to be honest with yourself, and you need someone to tell you. | ||
| You can't be objective and honest with yourself, because you don't get to an elite level of fighting being a Because, you know, do I still believe I can be a champion? | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| Especially now, what if Orlovsky beats Verdum, and then you look at Orlovsky in your fight, which is, you could have easily won that fight. | ||
| Yeah, I definitely beat him. | ||
| And you look at that, and you go, well, I can be champ. | ||
| Yeah, which is great, but to me, it's like, it never hit me until I was talking to Nate, and I was like, oh my god, this is what Joe did with me. | ||
| You have to be so fucking honest and you can't tiptoe around their feelings because they're not going to get it. | ||
| It's really weird, like sometimes you'll see... | ||
| That was the first time, like I appreciate it, but that literally last week was the first time I ever was like, oh my god, I get it. | ||
| Because fighters, you don't get to that level without this crazy confidence, man. | ||
| And people tell you stuff and sometimes it's not good, you have to block that out and just keep going. | ||
| It's also different than anything else. | ||
| Like, if you were a musician, no one would ever talk to you like that. | ||
| But the difference between being a musician making bad songs and being a fighter and getting punched in the face is that you're gonna suffer for the rest of your life with any unnecessary damage that you take. | ||
| And the more you can stop that, the more you can have a great rest of your life. | ||
| You know what a friend told me, though, when we were arguing about Nate? | ||
| I'm like, bro, I'll fucking talk to him, right? | ||
| Because me and Nate are very close. | ||
| And I was like, I'll talk to him, but he goes, all right. | ||
| He goes, the difference between Joe talking to you and you talking to Nate is you have other options. | ||
| I don't have to ever fight again. | ||
| I'm fucking fine, man. | ||
| My life's actually better now that I'm not fighting so much. | ||
| Way better. | ||
| What's Nate going to do? | ||
| True. | ||
| Or any fighter. | ||
| Well, I'm just saying, other fighters I don't know. | ||
| Start a gym, coach, yeah. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
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Dude, what? | |
| It's hard. | ||
| Well, most guys don't prepare for it. | ||
| Four kids? | ||
| They also don't have that kind of personality that you have that translates really easily into podcasting and fucking around and being entertaining. | ||
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Fucking around. | |
| What are you doing? | ||
| You guys are having fun. | ||
| I know, I'm getting paid for fucking around. | ||
| You're fucking around now. | ||
| Yeah, you're fucking around and cracking jokes. | ||
| That's entertaining. | ||
| And he's not that guy. | ||
| He's not entertaining. | ||
| But the guy I was talking to, I'm not going to say his name, but he just goes, that's easy for you to say because you can walk away and you're going to make more money not fighting. | ||
| So you're like, yeah, see ya. | ||
| Everything's great and dandy. | ||
| These other fighters, they don't have that man to fall back. | ||
| There's no 401k. | ||
| There's no retirement plan. | ||
| Nate has four kids, a wife, a mortgage, bills. | ||
| Fighting's his number one source of income. | ||
| You see him, and then at least he's not getting, like, stunned with every shot that lands, like Gray Maynard. | ||
| Gray Maynard bugs me. | ||
| You know, I really like that guy. | ||
| Love Gray Maynard. | ||
| He's a good dude and a great fighter, and he came that close to winning the world title. | ||
| And now you see him, and he gets lit up, and you see, like, his body just starts short-circuiting. | ||
| It's heartbreaking, man. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| What if Reebok did this to help fighters out? | ||
| This is a little off... | ||
| What if Reebok said, alright, to help fighters out, because you're only getting paid when you fight, right? | ||
| So guys are hustling, trying to figure things out. | ||
| What if, and obviously Reebok has the money, and obviously UFC has the money because they're drug testing every fucking fighter a million times, which is expensive. | ||
| What if Reebok did a monthly payment system where you're not forced to take fights, where you're not getting injured and showing up for fights? | ||
| What if he did a monthly plan? | ||
| They don't have enough money. | ||
| There's not enough money invested in this. | ||
| You think about the $70 million that Reebok put in over six years. | ||
| Which is nothing. | ||
| Yeah, it's not much. | ||
| You got 600 fighters or something on the roster? | ||
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What the fuck? | |
| 70 million to Reebok is nothing. | ||
| But to give people enough money to live comfortably. | ||
| I didn't say comfortably. | ||
| I'm just saying it helps out because the fighters are losing tons of monthlies, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So you make that up and they're not, you know... | ||
| Risking fighting injured stuff like that brain trauma you they get they're getting monthly so that make sense maybe but you know what the real problem is securing a future outside of fighting and What a guy like you you have more potential outside of fighting now than anybody and more than you've ever had before and as your podcast Your podcast is fucking giant right now and it's growing at this crazy rate where you guys are millions and millions of downloads every month It's gonna keep going and going and going and going and going and just get stratospheric They | ||
| don't have that. | ||
| You have something to work for. | ||
| You see progress and excitement. | ||
| You're making a smooth transition. | ||
| These guys, they don't have that, and when they don't have that, there's literally nothing. | ||
| Talk to your boy Shane. | ||
| You know, what is Carlin doing? | ||
| He's working as an engineer. | ||
| That is just not the same as being the fucking heavyweight champ of the UFC. It's not the same of the glory when he smashed Frank Mir. | ||
| You know, when he smashed Frank Mir and got ahold of him, tied him up in that clinch and just ripping those fucking uppercuts. | ||
| I mean, that is glory. | ||
| Just glory on the highest level. | ||
| Excitement on the highest level. | ||
| And when that ends, and all of a sudden you're getting a paycheck and the government gets a big piece of that paycheck. | ||
| That paycheck is not much anyway. | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah, it's depressing to talk about it. | ||
| It's just true. | ||
| For fighters, my reference is all dogs don't go to heaven. | ||
| Fighting is not like the movies, man. | ||
| This ain't a Mark Wahlberg movie where the credits roll and he's walking off in the sunset with a bag full of money. | ||
| It's usually not like that, man. | ||
| And we all know, guys, that when we talk to them, we see the diminishing things. | ||
| We see their eyes not focusing right. | ||
| We see their gait. | ||
| One of the things that bothered me about watching Nate fight was how close his stance was. | ||
| There's something that happens when fighters get hit a lot, where their legs, they start moving their stance closer and closer together. | ||
| And it's just like, they don't have that wide, like, you know, see how Connor fights, he's got this wide stance. | ||
| Athletic stance. | ||
| When guys get hit a lot, they start moving their legs closer and closer together. | ||
| And it's almost like their balance is fucked. | ||
| Their motor skills are affected. | ||
| You know, it's one of the things that I talked to. | ||
| Guy Metzger is working with this company in Dallas that rehabilitates people from traumatic brain injuries. | ||
| And it's one of the things that they talked about is the gait. | ||
| Like, you could see the differences in the way people stand and the way they move and the way they move inside the ring. | ||
| There's a... | ||
| Well, Brennan and I were talking about... | ||
| Whether or not, and it's a very tricky thing to pull off, whether there should be some kind of an expert body, a governing body of experts, who can look at somebody in their fight and say, you just can't fight anymore, you lose your license. | ||
| Okay, but you say that, but how do you stop Orlovsky from fighting? | ||
| Look at Orlovsky, because Orlovsky was on the way out. | ||
| Orlovsky gets starched by Fedor. | ||
| Starched, flatlined. | ||
| He gets starched by Sergei Karotanov. | ||
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Karotanov, strike force. | |
| He gets lost to Bigfoot. | ||
| He gets beat the fuck out of him by Rumble. | ||
| Rumble smashes him in the first round, breaks his jaw. | ||
| And you look at him and you're like, this guy's got to stop. | ||
| Now, he comes back to the UFC... Wins a couple fights, knocks out Travis Brown, and he's next in line for a fucking world title shot. | ||
| I would say the answer to that is that's a hard case. | ||
| You're saying that's an exception? | ||
| Hard cases don't make good laws. | ||
| And I hear you. | ||
| It's an outlier. | ||
| It's an outlier, and I think you'd have to weigh the overall sort of benefit to Khan to that. | ||
| So I do think that... | ||
| I do think that most of those comeback decisions could be avoided where you'd make most of the decisions very good if you had a group of people who really knew their shit and they took in all the factors. | ||
| Most people would go, that person is 36 years old, whatever he is, 37, 38. He's been starched many times. | ||
| He's not the same. | ||
| He's not moving the same. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's got to stop. | ||
| Okay, how's he supposed to make money, though? | ||
| More importantly, how do you tell him to stop when you tell people it's okay to skydive? | ||
| When you tell people it's okay to base jump? | ||
| When you can put on a wingsuit and jump off a cliff? | ||
| But is it also worth it? | ||
| Like, if I'm a professional fucking swimmer, that's like me having this great career and be like, this is fucking crazy, man. | ||
| I got wet. | ||
| Yeah, you jump in water, you can get wet, you fight, you can get punched in the face, you can get head trauma. | ||
| Same shit. | ||
| So we know what we're signing up for. | ||
| It's not the same shit, though, and the reason it's not the same shit is that head trauma and the damage these guys are taking, they're going to pay for for the rest of their life, and it's life-shortening. | ||
| I don't think you can say the same thing about things like swimming and things. | ||
| Why? | ||
| You don't think we know that? | ||
| That's like, and I hate compared to war and soldiers. | ||
| I understand you know that. | ||
| That's like a soldier signed up for the Marines, going out on a fucking tour, getting shot, and you're like, what the fuck? | ||
| This is bullshit, man. | ||
| I'm just addressing the fact that you don't get to be a fighter and a great fighter, like a lot of the guys, without Being objective is probably not your friend in the ring when you're a young man. | ||
| That's in all sports, though. | ||
| Football, everything. | ||
| You don't think Joe Montana, if it was up to him, he'd still be slinging footballs to the 49ers at 60 years old? | ||
| Every athlete's going to keep going until, well, the NFL and the NBA, it's very simple. | ||
| Nope, there's a young guy, we're not paying you anymore. | ||
| That's why it really bums me out that they go after a guy like Roger Clemens for using growth hormone to throw a ball faster. | ||
| Oh, it's fucking silly. | ||
| It's like, why? | ||
| Like, yeah, he's using some stuff, but by the way, that stuff's not illegal. | ||
| It's not like he's using meth, okay? | ||
| He's using stuff that's legal. | ||
| You can buy it. | ||
| That your body produces anyway. | ||
| Your body produces it anyway. | ||
| Scientists developed it. | ||
| It makes your body work better. | ||
| And all he's doing is prolonging his career throwing a baseball. | ||
| He's investing in himself. | ||
| No one's getting hurt from Roger Clemens taking growth hormone and still throwing a ball. | ||
| Oh, and guess what? | ||
| Every guy that he's pitching to is on the same shit. | ||
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| So what's the point? | ||
| And he's not hurting these guys. | ||
| It's not like he's kickboxing and because of this he's showing up with hyperhuman hormone levels that allow him to absorb punches like tic-tacs and just beat guys down and run! | ||
| Like Vanderlei in his prime, that kind of shit. | ||
| But that also comes back down to the old idea of competition sport on a fair playing field. | ||
| That would be the argument that the commission would make in baseball, right? | ||
| They'd say, well, you have an advantage then over the other 32-year-olds. | ||
| But he doesn't have an advantage because he's still just a pitcher. | ||
| And it's not only he's throwing some ball 190 miles an hour when no one's ever seen that before. | ||
| He's throwing pitches at a normal speed. | ||
| I mean, he's not doing anything unusual. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I think baseball is one of the worst arguments when it comes to steroids. | ||
| Because it's a skills game. | ||
| And the amount of crap that Barry Bonds took, like just being booed. | ||
| Bro, look at how Alex Rodriguez is right now. | ||
| Bro, he just broke 3,000th home run. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| He just passed Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, all that shit. | ||
| ESPN won't cover it. | ||
| There's a little ticker at the bottom, but there's not a lot. | ||
| The Yankees, he spoke to all these bonuses. | ||
| The Yankees are saying, nope, we can't market this because you're known as a steroid user. | ||
| He's like, what the fuck? | ||
| It's in my contract. | ||
| You owe me $6 million if I hit this milestone that's never been done. | ||
| And the Yankees are saying, nope. | ||
| I hope we can't do it. | ||
| Because we can't market you. | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| You voided the contract by being tested positive for steroids. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| 100% true. | ||
| So did he void his contract? | ||
| Legally, is it void? | ||
| I don't know the contract, but they're not paying him. | ||
| And he's not putting up a fight either. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Look at Barry Bonds. | ||
| How many golden gloves did Barry Bonds want? | ||
| Nine? | ||
| Seven? | ||
| A shitload. | ||
| And steroids are not going to help you necessarily field balls to that level and that skill. | ||
| Well, that's not true. | ||
| It's going to help you run faster. | ||
| You're going to get to the ball quicker. | ||
| But I'm saying, like you said, to your point... | ||
| A great deal of baseball is skill. | ||
| And I would say steroids for baseball allow you to play longer. | ||
| Well, no, it definitely allows you to hit a ball harder. | ||
| 100% bat speed. | ||
| Move the bat faster. | ||
| Bat weighs less to you. | ||
| But you also play longer. | ||
| You can also just play in your late 30s where you probably couldn't because your bat speed slows down. | ||
| Now, do you think, and this comes with bullying and all this shit, do you think with society becoming a little bit sissified, now it's like head trauma's a bigger deal? | ||
| Because head trauma's always been there, right? | ||
| I think it's about, we know more about it, though. | ||
| We know more about it, but at the same time, it's like, oh, we should stop this. | ||
| Football, they shouldn't play with helmets. | ||
| Well, when I signed up for football, I'm like, all right, I'm clashing my helmet against that dude. | ||
| It's probably not safe. | ||
| Yeah, but you thought your bell was rung. | ||
| Now as we learn more and more about not only what it does but the long-term effects, it's harder to condone it when you know that the people that are doing it right now are going to pay a very steep price or could be. | ||
| It's harder for society, I think, to deal with. | ||
| A lot of athletes, they're very... | ||
| I think if you ask most athletes, like, hey man, your brain's gonna get fucked up. | ||
| It's gonna take 10 years off your life. | ||
| You're still gonna do it. | ||
| Most of them are gonna say yes. | ||
| Well, because it's better than doing that engineering job. | ||
| Yes, they have no other options. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think those stories existed before of the guy who got a concussion and the coach put him back in there and then he got paralyzed moments later. | ||
| But they never get broadcasted because it wasn't the internet. | ||
| So those stories were trapped in Toledo, Ohio and some parents would tell their friends and it would be a tragedy, but it would never make it across the globe. | ||
| Now those stories become huge international stories. | ||
| You also see your childhood heroes talking about how they don't remember it. | ||
| Tony Dorsett did that interview and talked about how he just forgets where he is, what he's doing. | ||
| Mike Ditka, Hall of Fame coach, Hall of Fame player, was like, if I knew the repercussions it was going to have on my players and myself, I would never play football. | ||
| I would never coach any of it. | ||
| And they go, would you let your sons or your grandkids play football? | ||
| He goes, nope. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| That's Mike motherfucking Mr. Football Ditka. | ||
| That's so crazy. | ||
| Matt Matreon talked about the fact that his son wants to play football, and he said, well, that's not going to happen until you can, basically, you're in, what, sophomore or junior in high school, until your head starts to develop, or maybe college. | ||
| Well, then you're not playing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's stupid. | ||
| But that's what makes sense. | ||
| But that Mitriona played, what, for seven years was like, I don't want my son playing football right now. | ||
| Isn't that amazing? | ||
| Like, he's fighting in MMA, in the UFC, and he's like, nah, that's not as dangerous. | ||
| That football thing is what you really should be worried about. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| Really? | ||
| I mean, I played in both. | ||
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| They're both bad, right? | ||
| Yeah, neither one's good for your health. | ||
| What's worse, do you think? | ||
| Well, okay, so let's just say, for example, so what, this 2016 would be my eighth year in the UFC, right? | ||
| Eight years in the NFL, I'm set for life. | ||
| I get a stipend every month, I have a retirement plan, I have a 401k, I'm good, man. | ||
| I don't have to go fucking figure something else out to do. | ||
| I can live off that. | ||
| I'm gonna be alright. | ||
| I have full benefits. | ||
| UFC, I take some head trauma, which I'm gonna get if I'm in for eight years, and I retire January 2nd after eight years. | ||
| There's no stipend. | ||
| There's no 401k. | ||
| I have no options. | ||
| I better figure some shit out. | ||
| At least in the NFL, I'm still gonna get head trauma, but at least I'm gonna get compensated for it down the road. | ||
| And it's not the UFC's fault, because UFC, right now, you know, we're getting there, but we're in leather helmets if it's the NFL. The NFL's been around a long time. | ||
| It's a smooth operating machine. | ||
| There's a players' union, so I get that. | ||
| But if I had to pick, at least if I'm going to suffer head trauma, at least I don't have to, when I retire, I at least get something back. | ||
| Does that make sense? | ||
| Yeah, what do you think, from the actual doing of the sport, and I know it probably depends on the position, but say a free safety or someone... | ||
| Does free safety take more head trauma than somebody who is an active fighter in the UFC? I don't think so. | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Because they have protection of a helmet on. | ||
| And then if you're talking, if you're a heavyweight, you're sparring with other 260 plus pound professional athletes. | ||
| And when you're sparring, now we have more knowledge and guys aren't sparring that much, taking as much hits. | ||
| Back in the day. | ||
| I mean, you get hit with a jab from a UFC heavyweight, it's going to fuck your brain up, man. | ||
| And you're going to get hit. | ||
| It's what you signed up for. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, there's really no way around it. | ||
| No, it's part of the game. | ||
| Talking to Tony Jeffries, he was calculating how many hits he took to the head. | ||
| It was something like 55,000. | ||
| He said if he got hit six times a round in the head, which is low, if he got hit six times how many rounds he did in amateur fights and pro fights, it came out to what? | ||
| 55,000. | ||
| 55,000 hits to the head. | ||
| Yeah, and I kind of did it on my calculator, and he was right. | ||
| I was like, God damn. | ||
| Think about Georges St-Pierre. | ||
| We know he got hit 800 plus times inside the octagon by world-class fighters. | ||
| How many times did he get hit in the gym? | ||
| How many different rounds did he spar? | ||
| And he goes hard, man. | ||
| He can't be good. | ||
| He has to. | ||
| He goes hard. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He does, huh? | ||
| And against the very best in the world. | ||
| Once they come up, if they come up with a way to regenerate brain cells, if they come up with a way to fix, like if they come up with some sort of stem cell injection when they can regenerate your tissue. | ||
| Oh, then we're good. | ||
| Then we're good. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| Then it's the best sport in the world. | ||
| Yeah, then it's like, man, why worry about it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, maybe they give you some shit. | ||
| It makes you way smarter than everybody else once you get brain damage. | ||
| That'd be dope. | ||
| Like that movie. | ||
| What's that movie? | ||
| They're trying to reverse engineer the brain. | ||
| That's a brain project in both China and the United States. | ||
| They say they're not even close. | ||
| The brain's so complicated. | ||
| Everything else, they're good. | ||
| The brain, they can't figure it out. | ||
| Very difficult. | ||
| It's a 10-year project. | ||
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Isn't that nuts? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| They just, I think they're coming really close to reverse engineering the red blood cell of a dog, which means that then they'll be able to do it with a human, which really means they'll be able to replicate it with a tiny machine. | ||
| Well, that's what Kurzweil was saying. | ||
| Kurzweil was saying they're going to come up with artificial blood cells that are so efficient, you'll be able to take one deep breath and go to the bottom of a pool for an hour. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| How about that? | ||
| And sprint. | ||
| You'll be able to sprint on a breath. | ||
| Like, you can just run... | ||
| Dude, sports will never be the same. | ||
| It won't be as fun. | ||
| It won't be fun, man. | ||
| A thousand years from now? | ||
| Mental strength won't be good. | ||
| No, it's going to be so different. | ||
| It'll be the technology in your body. | ||
| What can you afford? | ||
| You know what's cool? | ||
| Well, not cool. | ||
| People are going to be like, you know what? | ||
| I want my kid to play like LeBron James and look like Brad Pitt. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| Because then it puts everyone on the playing level field. | ||
| You want people to be different, man. | ||
| Say you could do that. | ||
| Say you could engineer the perfect person. | ||
| Then it would raise really weird questions about what a human being is. | ||
| Because so much of what we define a human being... | ||
| It's based on their will and their ability. | ||
| They'll never be able to figure out how to make someone smart or make someone have a good personality or make someone have a funny sense of humor. | ||
| The sense of humor especially. | ||
| You can't really engineer that with a computer. | ||
| How you put it all together and stuff. | ||
| Maybe you can have a guy look like Brad Pitt all you want. | ||
| If somebody like you comes along and goofs on him, then he falls apart. | ||
| Thank God. | ||
| Because emotionally he's not used to it. | ||
| That's huge. | ||
| You're like, look at you. | ||
| You're not genetically engineered, are you? | ||
| What would you have done without that? | ||
| Probably starve. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Look at you, you fucking science project. | ||
| That means you're going to walk away with a girl. | ||
| We were talking about that with an athlete. | ||
| In the human element, there's the immeasurable. | ||
| There's something called sense of humor, personality. | ||
| We were talking about athletes. | ||
| You can measure the best athlete. | ||
| A guy can run the fastest, jump the highest, all that stuff. | ||
| Yet, somehow they don't win games the way somebody who does all that stuff in an average way does, or not as well. | ||
| So Wayne Gretzky didn't have the fastest slap shot, not even close, wasn't the fastest skater. | ||
| Somehow he could put it all together. | ||
| And the question becomes, how much of a factor does that measure in when you talk about how good an athlete somebody is? | ||
| Well, that's Larry Bird. | ||
| You know, Larry Bird was never a great athlete, but his fucking accuracy and those three-pointers. | ||
| His competitive edge. | ||
| Competitive edge, demeanor. | ||
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Work ethic. | |
| Confidence. | ||
| And his ability to get into the other player's head. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The biggest trash talker. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you know, you're looking at a guy that's like a pasty white dude. | ||
| It didn't look anything like LeBron James. | ||
| So awesome. | ||
| So dope. | ||
| But that is that weird human x-factor that, thank God, exists. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because technology may be moving forward, but it doesn't. | ||
| Tony, you're a football fan. | ||
| When you watch it, do you care that there's brain trauma going on? | ||
| Oh, of course. | ||
| Yeah, it's fucking crazy. | ||
| But you still watch it every Sunday. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And fighting, like you just watch. | ||
| So you realize Jessica Penny got brain damage, correct? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Don't give a fuck, right? | ||
| No, I got a couple bad concussions back in high school wrestling days. | ||
| I got stuck in a head scissors and a guy slammed my head, you know, he pops back and I was out. | ||
| I woke up with puke all over me on the mat. | ||
| That helmet that you were wearing, that cryo helmet, those guys contacted me. | ||
| You like that? | ||
| I like the idea, I like what they're doing for, you know, Just Cool Me is a really cool non-profit organization that basically tries to get the word out there that when you have head trauma, he was a veteran, I think Daniel, damn, Daniel Ortega, Daniel Ortiz, I'm sorry, Daniel Gonzalez, I think his name is, and he runs it, and he was a, he was a Mexican name. | ||
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- The Mexican news. - He was at Isis Ortega Gonzalez. | |
| - Yeah, Daniel Gonzalez, the last question. | ||
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- Shit. | |
| - Sorry Daniel for not getting your name right. - Burrito. - But Daniel was in the military, and I believe he's a medic, and one of the things that they found is that when you have head trauma and you cool somebody immediately, you cool their head right away, it can be very, very beneficial to stopping long-term trauma. very beneficial to stopping long-term trauma. | ||
| And this guy, the cryo helmet guy, Douglas, his brother's a boxer. | ||
| He was a boxer, and his brother actually has a gym. | ||
| And so he created basically this cryo helmet where you just put it in the freezer and you just put it on your head after your contacts are in. | ||
| Real quick, he sent it to you because you're worried about head trauma? | ||
| No, because he listens to the podcast. | ||
| He goes, stop boxing. | ||
| He goes, what are you doing? | ||
| He goes, stop boxing and don't box. | ||
| There's no reason to. | ||
| And if you insist on it, fucking cool your head. | ||
| Are you getting your bell rung when you're boxing? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| With Wayne, he'll catch me, but it's not. | ||
| I'm fine. | ||
| But then you go home and you put on the cryo helmet? | ||
| No, I don't do it. | ||
| I just got it. | ||
| I will now. | ||
| Well, the guy was smart sent to you and Joe Rogan. | ||
| I'm not a pro. | ||
| I mean, I'm sure he's a great guy, but he's very smart. | ||
| I'm not a pro fighter. | ||
| No, but I'm doing it because I think Just Cool Me is a non-profit. | ||
| So you're sparring with Wayne McCullough? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And Wayne McCullough is just like popping you in the head lightly. | ||
| I'm not sparring with Wayne McCullough. | ||
| Wayne McCullough moves around with me. | ||
| I try to hit him. | ||
| He spars with other guys, though. | ||
| I've seen him spar with other guys. | ||
| I'm like, what are you doing? | ||
| But they're not... | ||
| What does it look like when he spars with other guys? | ||
| You haven't seen me in a long time? | ||
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Well, no, no. | |
| I was gonna help you out. | ||
| Brian's footwork's better than all of them. | ||
| His footwork's better than all these guys. | ||
| I mean, he's not like this fucking guy. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So when you take off your cryo helmet, is there a guy with a blow dryer and a holster there to fix your hair afterwards? | ||
| Yes, there is. | ||
| But Brian is getting hit in the head. | ||
| When he's sparring. | ||
| Not hard. | ||
| Still hits to the head. | ||
| He'll still travel to the head. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I like doing it, though. | ||
| I like boxing. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| Why don't you just do jujitsu? | ||
| That's what I fucking tell him. | ||
| I need to start doing jujitsu. | ||
| Why don't you do it? | ||
| I'm going to. | ||
| Well, why don't you? | ||
| I don't have time. | ||
| I'm trying to box. | ||
| I have time. | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| I play tennis. | ||
| But you were a good grappler. | ||
| But you were a good grappler. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I miss the shit out of it. | ||
| But I remember when we first started training, when I first brought you into Carlson Gracie's, you would go hard, man. | ||
| You would go after those guys. | ||
| You're going to roll this Saturday with Tarek and Jake Shields. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| How will I do against Jake? | ||
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Be honest. | |
| You're gonna get mauled. | ||
| Come on, dude. | ||
| Me, Tariq, and Jake Shields, you're gonna do great, Brian. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| When's the last time you rolled? | ||
| It doesn't matter, bro, because what happens is I square up. | ||
| What are you gonna do? | ||
| Take me down? | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Are you guys in San Francisco? | ||
| Is that what's going on? | ||
| You're gonna train up there? | ||
| What the fuck are you doing up there? | ||
| What are you guys doing up there? | ||
| I'm doing the punchline, and then he's coming up, and we're gonna... | ||
| I have two meetings with sponsors. | ||
| One for personal and one for the podcast. | ||
| And then we're gonna have fun, like roll with Jake Shields. | ||
| I can't wait. | ||
| Yeah, that'll be fun for about three seconds. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I have no business. | ||
| I train with Jake first week of May, because he's getting ready to fight Paul Harris. | ||
| So all he's working on is leg locks. | ||
| God, he's a fucking monster. | ||
| Jake's a beast. | ||
| He's very good, man. | ||
| Brian, how much do you weigh? | ||
| Uh, 220. Really? | ||
| No. | ||
| 170. Really? | ||
| Exactly 170. You understand, like, mass and size. | ||
| My weight's all on my feet. | ||
| He's made out of lead. | ||
| If you cut down to 140, I'll, uh, wrestle you. | ||
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Alright, cut down to 140. I couldn't suck that kind of weight. | |
| Lose 30 pounds. | ||
| That's hard. | ||
| I think you could do it. | ||
| Dude, I have to do it. | ||
| I think you could do it, man. | ||
| What are you, scared? | ||
| 145? | ||
| Could I suck on a 45? | ||
| Dude, I had to do a cooking show yesterday talking about my diet and how I'm like straight at 205. Is this just me bullshitting the whole time? | ||
| They're gonna hear this, I don't give a fuck. | ||
| They're like, so like right now, where you at? | ||
| I'm like, like right now, now, now? | ||
| They're like, yeah, do you have a scalar? | ||
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I'm like, I don't. | |
| So I wore this tight black shirt. | ||
| I looked like fucking Jean-Claude Van Damme. | ||
| Like black shirt jeans. | ||
| He's so enormous. | ||
| He hadn't eaten and we would have done a podcast and he's like, I'm starving. | ||
| I'm starving. | ||
| And I could see the frenzy look in his eyes. | ||
| He's got a food issue. | ||
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Horrible food issue. | |
| We go to Jelena Takeaway, one of our favorite places. | ||
| What's the issue? | ||
| He orders a sandwich. | ||
| That's the cooking show me bullshit my way through this diet. | ||
| Where is this at? | ||
| That's my house. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so what is this show? | ||
| What is this cooking show? | ||
| Just basically the big ground slim down. | ||
| Because I- Rachel Ray was there? | ||
| No, I said watch out, Rachel Ray. | ||
| I wish Rachel Ray was there. | ||
| She's hot. | ||
| Yeah, hell yeah. | ||
| She loves pit bulls and shit. | ||
| You look like a burly cook. | ||
| There you are. | ||
| Burly cook. | ||
| Have you had a cooking show, dude? | ||
| Do you know what I'm called? | ||
| A post that would go your way. | ||
| Called the Burly Cook. | ||
| With your shirt off? | ||
| You know what, though? | ||
| Launch it your way. | ||
| When I was so hungry, we went to Jelena's takeaway. | ||
| He ate so much, and he goes like this, he finally goes... | ||
| I was disappointed in myself. | ||
| He looks at me after we ate, and he goes... | ||
| And I go, what's up? | ||
| He goes, I'm getting another piece of pizza. | ||
| And I go, I am, Brian. | ||
| I'm going to do it. | ||
| And I go, alright. | ||
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Brian goes, great, man. | |
| I'm not going to jump off the 50-foot cliff. | ||
| He goes, I'm doing it. | ||
| And he goes, I'd like another piece, please. | ||
| No, then I got two cookies. | ||
| And you were talking to a girl. | ||
| And I see her. | ||
| Look at me. | ||
| I go, Brian. | ||
| I'm dead serious. | ||
| I go, I got you cookies and pizza, man. | ||
| I'll tell you what you've never seen before. | ||
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I have a food complex. | |
| You want to see something nuts? | ||
| You need to see Ari Shafir eat at Fogo de Chao. | ||
| I eat a lot of food, dude. | ||
| But I can't fuck with Ari when he has that all-you-can-eat buffet at Fogo to Chow. | ||
| You know, Fogo, they have the chip, they flip it over. | ||
| I don't know how he does it. | ||
| He out-eats all of us. | ||
| It's because of his Jewishness. | ||
| He sees the opportunity to fill up on his food. | ||
| He's like a bear. | ||
| He just hibernates after that. | ||
| Because it's all-you-can-eat? | ||
| I don't know how he does it, but he keeps coming. | ||
| Do you eat healthy, though? | ||
| I mean, you're a lean dude. | ||
| But I see your post that night where it's like moose, fucking meat, so you're not eating a lot of carbs that night. | ||
| Well, I don't eat much carbs. | ||
| I limit my pasta to only a couple portions a week, and I limit my bread. | ||
| Yeah, I don't believe in it. | ||
| I think pasta's mostly just dough, and it's fucking gum. | ||
| It's like when you eat it, it's just doughy, massive, fucking, it's just glue. | ||
| Do you just have great genetics? | ||
| Well, I have really good genetics for sure, but I definitely eat a lot of good food. | ||
| I eat a lot of vegetables. | ||
| Like what was your breakfast? | ||
| I haven't eaten yet. | ||
| You haven't eaten at all? | ||
| No, I ate this bar. | ||
| So do you do that on purpose, like intermittent fasting? | ||
| Well, I ate late at night. | ||
| Late at night I had five eggs and I had some steak and then I went to sleep. | ||
| I can't eat protein at night. | ||
| I literally can never sleep. | ||
| If I did that, if I ate eggs and steak, I would wake up two hours later in a hot sweat and I'd have to throw the covers off and I would be awake for another three hours. | ||
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What? | |
| Can't do it. | ||
| Guess what I can sleep on? | ||
| Carbs. | ||
| Big bowl of carbs, no problem. | ||
| Why is that? | ||
| It depends on your metabolic type, apparently, from what I've read. | ||
| And I'll give you a questionnaire. | ||
| Can you eat carbs at night and do you sleep well? | ||
| Right through the night. | ||
| If you eat protein, if I eat any protein, I'm fucked. | ||
| See, if I eat carbs, I feel like weighed down. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| Like if I eat a bowl of pasta, I love spaghetti, man. | ||
| Like spaghetti and meatballs, I'm in heaven. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| How about penne? | ||
| But right after it's over, it's just... | ||
| Right after it's over, I'm just like... | ||
| I just hate glue. | ||
| You know what the problem I'm having sticking to a strict diet is when you have a goal, like when you know you have a motherfucker like Andrey Arlowski, you're gonna fight a Crow Cop, it's easy to be strict as fuck. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right now... | ||
| Because you're afraid, basically. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| You have a goal. | ||
| You have a goal in mind. | ||
| Like right now, there's no... | ||
| Like I said, I'm only taking a fight if it's a super fight. | ||
| I told them that. | ||
| But there's nothing set, right? | ||
| So right now, it's like, tonight, I'm going out to this dinner. | ||
| It's like, alright, well, usually I'd go out and I'd eat super strict, but in my head, like, when I get to the menu, I'm like, for what? | ||
| Why would I eat super strict? | ||
| Yeah, just enjoy food, man. | ||
| But then I'm worried about getting fat, because I have body dysmorphia. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You have the best body. | ||
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It's true. | |
| Like, girls look at your body and basically hump you with their eyes. | ||
| What about when we saw Mika Kelly? | ||
| How embarrassed was I? It was the greatest thing in the world. | ||
| And I, like, hit it. | ||
| Mika Kelly is an actress, and I think she was on The Hills or something. | ||
| She dated Derek Jeter. | ||
| I've worked out the same place. | ||
| You hide your pizza from her? | ||
| They're looking at him. | ||
| The three girls are looking at Brennan. | ||
| And Brennan goes like this. | ||
| Brennan goes... | ||
| We're eating. | ||
| And we're just down the way. | ||
| And he goes, I'll take a box, please. | ||
| I'm going to take this to go. | ||
| And I go, uh-huh. | ||
| And he puts it in a box. | ||
| I was like, that's weird. | ||
| And I'm eating away. | ||
| As soon as they leave, he goes, I'll be honest with you. | ||
| I didn't want to think I was a fat ass. | ||
| And he opens it up and starts wolfing it down. | ||
| You're remotely fat. | ||
| Why would you think that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'd just tell him, Brian's tummy. | ||
| He goes, why are you like that? | ||
| Because I don't look like Alistair Overeem. | ||
| And when I was in high school, a girlfriend said something to me before a huge competition. | ||
| She's like, God, it'd be nicer if you had a little flatter stomach. | ||
| And since then... | ||
| Girl, in high school? | ||
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You were dating? | |
| By the way, time to get over that, huh? | ||
| It's like people who get bullied. | ||
| It's like people who get bullied. | ||
| You're 32, so time to get over that. | ||
| Get over that right now. | ||
| It was only 20 years ago. | ||
| Give him some time. | ||
| Give him some time, man. | ||
| Did you hear what Vinny Shorman said, the hypnotist that I had on the podcast? | ||
| He was talking about this guy who 60 years old who was standing on the top of a hill, and he was looking down. | ||
| He was like, well, why don't you go down? | ||
| He goes, no, those guys are down there. | ||
| They used to bully me in high school. | ||
| He's 60, and the guys used to bully him in high school. | ||
| He was waiting for them to leave before he went down. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| You know what happened to me? | ||
| I got bullied for a full year, and it turned me into a fucking... | ||
| If somebody tried to bully me, I'll show up at your fucking house and kill you. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| I get so angry. | ||
| I'm not buying that even remotely. | ||
| I hate when he talks like that. | ||
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That's not true. | |
| You fucking bully me. | ||
| You try bullying me right now, motherfucker. | ||
| You know what your problem is? | ||
| Hold on, let me handle this. | ||
| Here's your problem. | ||
| You've talked to too many guys that let you say shit like that, and then it becomes like vernacular. | ||
| It becomes like a part of the way you talk. | ||
| This is what I do. | ||
| This is what I do. | ||
| Brian, look at me. | ||
| All those people that I know, all those people that when I first met you, all those people you used to hang around with, those are all toxic, and they've ruined the way you're allowed to communicate with people. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Because they said stupid shit, and then you said stupid shit, and it was okay. | ||
| If somebody fucks with me, bro, look at how my... | ||
| What do you have to say to me? | ||
| Bro, I watched a scary movie with him and it was the most annoying thing ever. | ||
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He goes, I fucking wish a demon would grab me, man. | |
| You know what I would do? | ||
| And I'm like, why are you talking to me like this? | ||
| It's not that you get mad. | ||
| It's that you hang around with people for a long time. | ||
| You hung around with people that allowed you to talk like that. | ||
| No. | ||
| Without mocking you. | ||
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Who aren't tough. | |
| Who aren't tough. | ||
| Bros. | ||
| Bros, listen up. | ||
| I will fuck some... | ||
| You bully me, bro. | ||
| I don't give a shit about your UFC bullshit. | ||
| I will fucking come right at you. | ||
| I could pin you on the ground right now and put my dick in your mouth. | ||
| You could try. | ||
| For no reason. | ||
| You could try, and guess what? | ||
| Just because it's the nice Saturday. | ||
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Guess what? | |
| I would fucking come right to your house. | ||
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Bang, bang, bang. | |
| You'd be dead, Joe. | ||
| Would I? Yep. | ||
| He needs friends like us, because he gets a... | ||
| He hangs around with a lot of idiots. | ||
| There's a lot of people that he hangs around with that are full of shit. | ||
| They're dumb. | ||
| They're indulgent. | ||
| I feel sick. | ||
| You do. | ||
| You hang out with a lot of people that are such bullshit artists. | ||
| No, I don't. | ||
| My good friends? | ||
| You know who I'm talking about. | ||
| You have friends that are bullshit artists, and you don't even realize they're bullshit artists. | ||
| You know who I'm talking about. | ||
| You know who. | ||
| You know why. | ||
| You know you do, and you've had them from the moment I met you in 94. But they lie to each other. | ||
| I met Brian in 94. He was surrounded by idiots. | ||
| I was like, what's going on here? | ||
| Who are these fucking people? | ||
| I try to drag you away slowly but surely. | ||
| I push those people off cliffs. | ||
| Slowly but surely, I separated him from most of them. | ||
| They were like, hey, your friend doesn't like me. | ||
| I was like, well, Joe's a little hard. | ||
| He came close to marrying one of them at a certain point in time. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Everybody else was like, good luck, brother. | ||
| Good luck, brother. | ||
| You know, it's going to work out. | ||
| I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| Are you out of your mind? | ||
| Are you out of your mind? | ||
| It's just me and Patty. | ||
| We're the only ones who are telling him, get the fuck out of here. | ||
| You're not marrying her. | ||
| Joe did save me. | ||
| Dude, I'll meet people, or I'll meet certain people, celebrities or not, and for some reason I'll be like, God, Rogue would fucking hate this person. | ||
| That's what I think of things now. | ||
| I'm like, God, they would butt heads. | ||
| The thing is that Joe will actually kind of let it be known, or at least just be kind of... | ||
| Right away. | ||
| Just ignore them really hard, and I never do that. | ||
| Well, you can't ruin my life. | ||
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I'm not going to let you ruin my life. | |
| They're getting your life. | ||
| They'll ruin you. | ||
| It's almost like those people have energy. | ||
| He's afraid he's going to stick to them. | ||
| They do stick to you. | ||
| They become a part of your life, and then you have to deal with their bullshit. | ||
| You have to pretend that what they're saying is not retarded, and when you do that, you compromise the way you think and behave and communicate with people. | ||
| But you nip it in the butt, right? | ||
| Even on your show, you nip it on the butt. | ||
| But even before we were going to do a show in here, this guy had this bullshit machine, and you're like, bro, this is fucking terrible. | ||
| Oh, that arm I don't have that bone in my body. | ||
| I try to help people's feelings. | ||
| But since meeting you, I'm getting better at it. | ||
| You can't do that because it's not bad for them. | ||
| I'm not saying you're a loser or you're a bad person. | ||
| I'm saying one plus one doesn't equal six. | ||
| You're saying it equals six. | ||
| I'm like, this is crazy. | ||
| There are two people I've known in my life who had really bad breath. | ||
| One was a girl and one was a guy. | ||
| Like, they have the worst breath. | ||
| And nobody wanted to tell them. | ||
| The same guy we know? | ||
| No, that's another guy. | ||
| That's another guy. | ||
| You have three. | ||
| You can live your whole life and have bad breath. | ||
| No one says a word. | ||
| And nobody wanted to say anything. | ||
| I kept saying, how do I tell this person? | ||
| And I never could, because I felt like I wasn't quite close enough, but it was always... | ||
| And so they've been walking around with bad breath their whole life. | ||
| Bro, we have a mutual friend, and I left it up to Cal, and I go, bro, tell him his breath smells like pure shit. | ||
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It was... | |
| Bro, it would ricochet off the car window, and I'd be like, who farted in my car? | ||
| Who farted in my car? | ||
| It was his breath. | ||
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So I told Brian, I'm like, bro, please tell him for me. | |
| Brian's like, no, I'm not telling him. | ||
| Why do I have to tell him? | ||
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I didn't know him that well. | |
| So we just chilled for a nice three-hour car ride in this pure shit. | ||
| Just complete shit. | ||
| I just saw him the other day, too. | ||
| The problem is, I don't know how, what do you tell, like, oh, you have bad breath, and what do you say to them? | ||
| Go to a doctor. | ||
| What's a doctor going to tell you? | ||
| You think his wife would tell him. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Maybe her nose is broken. | ||
| Maybe she had a head injury. | ||
| When you have head injuries, your nose doesn't work that good anymore. | ||
| Marcus Davis lost a sense of smell for a long fucking time. | ||
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Goddamn. | |
| Head trauma. | ||
| That's one of the things that Rhonda Patrick talked about when we had her on the podcast. | ||
| She was talking about the mechanism that goes off in your brain to protect you. | ||
| When you start getting really serious head trauma, certain switches start shutting off. | ||
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Jesus Christ, man. | |
| Circuit breakers. | ||
| Sense of smell is a big one. | ||
| Taste, right? | ||
| I know some guys have taste problems. | ||
| That's terrible. | ||
| Losing your taste and smell. | ||
| When you lose your sense of smell, a lot of times you lose your taste as well. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're connected. | ||
| Yeah, they're connected. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you're fine. | ||
| You're fine right now. | ||
| It's the, you know. | ||
| The guys who just continue to get that fuckin' head trauma over and, over and over and, over and, over and... - It's trouble. | ||
| And then the gate, what we're talking about, Nate. | ||
| Dude, honestly, I'm in a good spot, man. | ||
| Like, I was telling Brian this the other day. | ||
| Like, before companions, like, dude, I can't, or before fight companions, before the podcast, sometimes I can't sleep at night. | ||
| I'm so excited to do it. | ||
| When our shirts get released, it's the same to me as when I fight. | ||
| I'm that excited for them to fucking drop and sell. | ||
| That's awesome, man. | ||
| It's awesome. | ||
| As long as you're doing something you really enjoy, that is really the key to life. | ||
| A purpose. | ||
| You want to wake up with a purpose. | ||
| Like these shows that we've been doing lately, you're working on new material and just like trying to get it together like it's exciting before while you're doing it and you're killing it's exciting and afterwards you're listening to the recordings trying to figure out how to tweak the joke and add this to it. | ||
| As long as you're doing something. | ||
| You're building something. | ||
| It's about building something. | ||
| So I think one of the big problems that we were talking about, like fighters have, is that once the career is over, there's no more progress. | ||
| Where do you place your energy? | ||
| Yeah, what's happening? | ||
| Where's your excitement? | ||
| There's only so many gyms you can open. | ||
| And that's not going to fulfill the constant pulse you're always used to feeling. | ||
| I don't know what you do, man. | ||
| If I had an answer, believe me, I'd fucking tell everybody. | ||
| And that's why a lot of guys, like, they wind up going to drugs. | ||
| They wind up going to something to try to... | ||
| I get it, man. | ||
| Yeah, recharge that excitement. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Get that juice. | ||
| I don't need it. | ||
| Get your shit together, bitches. | ||
| We're going to wrap this up nice and tight with a big fat beau. | ||
| Fighterandthekid.com. | ||
| Tony motherfucking Hinchcliffe in the house. | ||
| Tony, you got some dates coming up besides the ones with me? | ||
| What do you got? | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to be in Toronto at Just for Laughs at the end of summer. | ||
| Whenever Toronto Just for Laughs is, so Google that shit. | ||
| That's in the summer, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Isn't it? | ||
| TonyHinchcoff.com? | ||
| Yeah, TonyHinchcoff.com. | ||
| And ours is actually T-F-A-T-K.com. | ||
| Oh, it's on Fire and the Kid? | ||
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No. | |
| Do you have that? | ||
| We have thefireandthekidshop.com. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But it's T-F-A-T-K. T-F-A-T-K. Thefighterandthekid.com. | ||
| This is the first letter of each of those things. | ||
| Come see me in San Francisco. | ||
| Brian Cowan with a Y on Twitter. | ||
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Brendan Schaub in the motherfucking house. | |
| A.K.A. Big Brown. | ||
| JoeRogan.net. | ||
| Tours. | ||
| Tour dates. | ||
| I've got a bunch of shit coming up. | ||
| I'm going to be with Tony July 10th. | ||
| We're going to be at the Ka Theater with Tom Segura. | ||
| A lot of shit coming up. | ||
| A lot of shit. | ||
| A lot of podcasts next week. | ||
| Until then, much love. | ||
| Big kiss. |
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